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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,942 --> 00:00:03,312 Adult mark: Reach for the top! 2 00:00:03,313 --> 00:00:05,013 A tv quiz show for kids. 3 00:00:05,014 --> 00:00:06,882 Students in every province competed 4 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:08,917 With the hopes of country-wide fame. 5 00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:10,686 Mr. Tilley: in this coastal city, 6 00:00:10,687 --> 00:00:12,622 You'll rest in the shade of fleming park, 7 00:00:12,623 --> 00:00:14,589 Which is also called the dingle. 8 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:15,791 -Halifax. 9 00:00:15,926 --> 00:00:17,793 mr. Tilley: Princess anne? 10 00:00:17,928 --> 00:00:19,928 -Moncton? -No, moncton is not correct. 11 00:00:19,929 --> 00:00:22,398 To st. Dominick's we go for the remainder of the question. 12 00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:24,398 -Always wait for the full question! 13 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,002 -Nah, you've gotta go for it. Shoot first, think later. 14 00:00:27,003 --> 00:00:28,738 -Thinking is kind of the whole point. 15 00:00:28,739 --> 00:00:29,789 It's trivia. 16 00:00:29,906 --> 00:00:30,956 Adult mark : Cara! 17 00:00:30,957 --> 00:00:33,042 A protestant girl I'd had a fling with. 18 00:00:33,043 --> 00:00:35,776 We went to different schools, separated by religion. 19 00:00:35,813 --> 00:00:38,780 Not quite star-crossed lovers, but crucifix-crossed, 20 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:40,449 Or cross-crossed. 21 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:41,551 charlottetown? 22 00:00:41,552 --> 00:00:43,418 -No, we're in halifax. 23 00:00:43,487 --> 00:00:45,720 -Right again. Nice one, critch. 24 00:00:45,789 --> 00:00:48,389 Adult mark : Trivia! Sports for nerds. 25 00:00:48,391 --> 00:00:50,392 And I was the gretzky of geeks. 26 00:00:50,394 --> 00:00:53,228 Mary: I still can't believe my baby's gonna be on the tv. 27 00:00:53,363 --> 00:00:54,729 -Shh! 28 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:56,065 Adult mark : Our school was facing cara's 29 00:00:56,066 --> 00:00:57,732 In the regionals. 30 00:00:57,733 --> 00:01:00,503 I would finally be on tv, but I'd have to crush my crush! 31 00:01:00,504 --> 00:01:02,905 -I dunno, I still feel a little weird about this. 32 00:01:02,906 --> 00:01:03,956 You sure it's okay? 33 00:01:03,974 --> 00:01:05,407 -It's just a game, silly. 34 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:07,008 We can't let it get between us. 35 00:01:07,077 --> 00:01:08,743 Promise? 36 00:01:08,745 --> 00:01:09,977 It's just a bit of fun. 37 00:01:10,013 --> 00:01:12,380 -"just a bit of fun"? Deal. 38 00:01:12,381 --> 00:01:13,815 -Besides, we don't have a chance. 39 00:01:13,816 --> 00:01:15,417 You're the smartest boy I know. 40 00:01:15,552 --> 00:01:17,585 Mr. Tilley: on December 7th, 43 bc, 41 00:01:17,654 --> 00:01:19,821 A great roman orator was assassinated 42 00:01:19,823 --> 00:01:22,456 For having offended marc anthony in his speeches. 43 00:01:22,493 --> 00:01:24,459 cicero! 44 00:01:24,461 --> 00:01:27,762 Mr. Tilley: no answer? Okay, we're looking for cicero. 45 00:01:27,764 --> 00:01:29,631 Cara: See? 46 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:30,699 You're the smartest. 47 00:01:30,834 --> 00:01:32,834 Cara's mom: Cara? Supper! 48 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,035 -Gotta go. 49 00:01:34,171 --> 00:01:35,904 Talk to you tomorrow? 50 00:01:35,905 --> 00:01:37,940 -Parting is such sweet, sweet, sorrow 51 00:01:37,941 --> 00:01:39,073 That I shall say- 52 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:42,577 Pop: Finally! 53 00:01:42,646 --> 00:01:44,513 Just keep off the phone, will ya? 54 00:01:44,648 --> 00:01:45,914 It's sweeps week! 55 00:01:45,983 --> 00:01:47,582 -What's sweeps week? 56 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:49,018 -It's when they count the ratings. 57 00:01:49,019 --> 00:01:51,853 One good week could put vocm in the top spot! 58 00:01:51,988 --> 00:01:54,122 -Oh, they have contests, cash prizes. 59 00:01:54,124 --> 00:01:57,458 If they call you and you say, "I live in vocm country," 60 00:01:57,460 --> 00:01:59,361 You can win 59 dollars. 61 00:01:59,362 --> 00:02:01,664 -Yeah, but you can't win, pop. We're related. 62 00:02:01,665 --> 00:02:02,715 -Barely. 63 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:05,634 -Dick's here. I'm off to work. 64 00:02:05,636 --> 00:02:07,802 -Sweet jesus, you reeks! 65 00:02:07,838 --> 00:02:09,870 I can practically see the cologne. 66 00:02:09,907 --> 00:02:12,807 -Drakkar noir, nice. 67 00:02:12,809 --> 00:02:15,677 -I'm doing a remote live from the strand lounge tonight. 68 00:02:15,812 --> 00:02:17,742 Mary: Sure, you were working all day! 69 00:02:17,748 --> 00:02:19,881 Mike, you got the boy run ragged. 70 00:02:19,883 --> 00:02:22,050 -Sweeps week is war. 71 00:02:24,922 --> 00:02:26,421 -A bar? 72 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:27,622 He's still a baby! 73 00:02:27,757 --> 00:02:28,823 -Oh! 74 00:02:29,826 --> 00:02:31,660 -I'll get it! 75 00:02:31,795 --> 00:02:33,762 I live in vocm country. 76 00:02:33,763 --> 00:02:36,566 -Pop, will you put that down? You'll get us all arrested! 77 00:02:36,567 --> 00:02:37,832 -For you, mark! 78 00:02:37,968 --> 00:02:39,434 Just be quick. 79 00:02:39,569 --> 00:02:40,619 Here! 80 00:02:40,737 --> 00:02:42,136 -Oh! Uh... 81 00:02:42,206 --> 00:02:43,772 Hello? 82 00:02:43,907 --> 00:02:45,957 -Hey! Questions were dead easy, right? 83 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,843 We could have kicked that school's ass! 84 00:02:47,844 --> 00:02:49,778 Mike sr: You can't win! You're my father! 85 00:02:49,779 --> 00:02:51,948 Mary: Will you keep it down? Your son's on the phone! 86 00:02:51,949 --> 00:02:52,999 -Yeah, I guess. 87 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,550 -I called earlier, but it was busy. 88 00:02:54,551 --> 00:02:55,717 Pop: How do I know? 89 00:02:55,786 --> 00:02:58,920 Your mother dated lots of men before me. 90 00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:00,122 -You're embarrassing mark! 91 00:03:00,123 --> 00:03:01,523 -Look, it's a bad time. 92 00:03:01,524 --> 00:03:03,059 I'll talk to you at school tomorrow? 93 00:03:03,060 --> 00:03:04,659 -Oh, okay, yeah. 94 00:03:07,130 --> 00:03:10,599 Adult mark : Love is not a trivial pursuit. 95 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,873 Alright, kids! 96 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,142 What is canada's national sport? 97 00:03:21,143 --> 00:03:22,245 hockey! 98 00:03:22,246 --> 00:03:23,478 -Incorrect! 99 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:24,530 lacrosse! 100 00:03:24,548 --> 00:03:25,614 Trick question. 101 00:03:25,749 --> 00:03:27,549 Fox, I'm team captain. 102 00:03:27,684 --> 00:03:29,651 Never buzz in unless I give you the nod. 103 00:03:29,786 --> 00:03:31,553 -Can't believe I said yes to this. 104 00:03:31,555 --> 00:03:33,688 -Alright, kids. This is serious! 105 00:03:33,724 --> 00:03:36,157 The whole province will be watching. 106 00:03:36,226 --> 00:03:38,760 So, whatever you do, don't think about that... 107 00:03:38,829 --> 00:03:39,879 Or you'll freak out. 108 00:03:39,963 --> 00:03:41,863 no, I won't. 109 00:03:41,998 --> 00:03:43,932 Yes, you will. 110 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:45,767 -No, I won't, 'cause I don't care. 111 00:03:45,769 --> 00:03:47,519 -That's not a toy! You'll break it. 112 00:03:48,972 --> 00:03:50,938 -Then whoever made it sucks. 113 00:03:50,974 --> 00:03:52,239 -I did! 114 00:03:52,276 --> 00:03:54,575 Mark, control your players. 115 00:03:54,611 --> 00:03:57,211 I'd like to see him try. 116 00:03:57,247 --> 00:03:58,297 -She has a point. 117 00:03:59,483 --> 00:04:02,584 -Name the fictional detective created by arthur- 118 00:04:02,586 --> 00:04:03,918 uh, sherlock holmes! 119 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,754 Fox: awesome! 120 00:04:05,756 --> 00:04:09,524 -A tv studio is full of distractions. 121 00:04:09,593 --> 00:04:10,673 -It's just a bit of fun. 122 00:04:10,794 --> 00:04:12,927 -You need laser-sharp focus! 123 00:04:12,996 --> 00:04:16,030 There'll be lights, and cameras, and... 124 00:04:16,099 --> 00:04:17,231 -Your girlfriend? 125 00:04:17,267 --> 00:04:18,800 -Gross! 126 00:04:18,869 --> 00:04:20,935 -I meant cara! 127 00:04:20,936 --> 00:04:22,772 Adult mark : What kind of friend mentions 128 00:04:22,773 --> 00:04:25,540 The girl you like in front of the other girl you like? 129 00:04:25,675 --> 00:04:27,542 sister rose: Attention! 130 00:04:27,543 --> 00:04:29,111 All students to the gymnatorium. 131 00:04:29,112 --> 00:04:31,546 All students to the gymnatorium! 132 00:04:31,548 --> 00:04:34,616 -That's never good. 133 00:04:39,956 --> 00:04:43,624 -Mike, get up! It's almost eleven. 134 00:04:43,626 --> 00:04:45,793 Oh, you little frigger. 135 00:04:49,232 --> 00:04:53,033 Oh, my... 136 00:04:53,035 --> 00:04:57,038 I guess he doesn't need you anymore either, does he? 137 00:05:03,079 --> 00:05:04,178 Dick: Stick around! 138 00:05:04,214 --> 00:05:06,648 Mike critch is next with the news! 139 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:10,585 Quarter to, quarter past, and on the hour. 140 00:05:10,587 --> 00:05:13,053 Jeez, how much news do ya need? 141 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:15,790 On vocm! 142 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,262 Thank god you're here, mike, b'y! 143 00:05:21,264 --> 00:05:24,065 I thought I was gonna puke. 144 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,067 Young fella's dead to the world. 145 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:28,002 Got dragged off last night. 146 00:05:28,071 --> 00:05:32,340 Women loves a man in uniform, huh? 147 00:05:32,342 --> 00:05:34,141 Or so I hears. 148 00:05:34,142 --> 00:05:36,212 -Here's the money for the "mad dash for the cash." 149 00:05:36,213 --> 00:05:38,203 Now, the last thing we needs is a winner. 150 00:05:38,281 --> 00:05:41,683 We only got 590 dollars in prize money to last the whole week. 151 00:05:41,684 --> 00:05:43,386 That's 490 "ones," and one "hundred." 152 00:05:43,387 --> 00:05:44,886 So for the love of god, 153 00:05:44,955 --> 00:05:47,254 Hide the hundred at the bottom of the stack. 154 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,023 -I can't do math, mike b'y. 155 00:05:49,025 --> 00:05:50,157 I'm still loaded! 156 00:05:50,193 --> 00:05:51,626 -Okay... 157 00:05:52,615 --> 00:05:55,931 Gertie: Mike, your father called. 158 00:05:55,932 --> 00:05:58,767 You need to call home. 159 00:06:02,739 --> 00:06:05,840 I live in vocm country, hello. 160 00:06:05,876 --> 00:06:07,776 -Pop, you can't win the contest. 161 00:06:07,911 --> 00:06:09,077 -I already did. 162 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:11,045 You called me from the radio station, 163 00:06:11,081 --> 00:06:16,651 And I answered correctly, so you owe me 59 dollars. 164 00:06:16,786 --> 00:06:18,753 -We're not on the air! 165 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:21,055 -That's not mentioned in the rules and regs. 166 00:06:21,057 --> 00:06:23,090 I could sue. 167 00:06:26,062 --> 00:06:27,628 Mike sr: Disgraceful. 168 00:06:30,734 --> 00:06:35,136 Sister rose: We must pray that our team will be victorious 169 00:06:35,138 --> 00:06:38,873 Against the protestant heretics, children. 170 00:06:38,874 --> 00:06:41,243 Adult mark : We were treated like apollo astronauts. 171 00:06:41,244 --> 00:06:44,345 But would we walk on the moon, or have a failure to launch? 172 00:06:44,481 --> 00:06:45,861 Sister rose: It is written, 173 00:06:45,949 --> 00:06:48,416 "their protestant god will fail them. 174 00:06:48,418 --> 00:06:50,284 "many of them will stumble; 175 00:06:50,353 --> 00:06:55,756 "they will fall and be broken." isaiah 8:15. 176 00:06:55,826 --> 00:06:58,092 Reach for the top, children! 177 00:06:58,094 --> 00:07:01,829 Reach for heaven! 178 00:07:01,865 --> 00:07:06,300 -We're making memories, kids. Win or lose, it doesn't matter. 179 00:07:06,336 --> 00:07:10,238 Let's hope for a win, though. 180 00:07:10,307 --> 00:07:13,907 In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit. 181 00:07:13,909 --> 00:07:15,910 Dear god, lots going on in the world, 182 00:07:15,911 --> 00:07:17,279 But if you could just focus for a bit 183 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,313 On a child's game of trivia, 184 00:07:19,349 --> 00:07:20,715 That would be very cool. 185 00:07:20,784 --> 00:07:22,082 Amen. 186 00:07:23,453 --> 00:07:25,923 Adult mark : This was no longer "just a bit of fun." 187 00:07:27,457 --> 00:07:32,261 -Better listening, vocm, mike critch speaking. 188 00:07:32,262 --> 00:07:35,062 Woman on phone: Mike, it's linda. You sick? 189 00:07:35,131 --> 00:07:37,665 -Uh, no, I'm fine, thank you. And yourself? 190 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:39,200 - I wants to throw up. 191 00:07:39,201 --> 00:07:41,070 Listen to me! That's not very sexy, is it? 192 00:07:41,071 --> 00:07:42,121 -Excuse me? 193 00:07:42,122 --> 00:07:44,807 -I just woke up. I never even knew you left. 194 00:07:44,808 --> 00:07:46,807 My whole room smells like drakkar noir. 195 00:07:46,808 --> 00:07:49,144 I'm gonna chew the face right off ya when I sees ya. 196 00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:51,211 -I think you have the wrong number. 197 00:07:51,212 --> 00:07:53,349 -Why are you being weird? One and done, are ya? 198 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:56,000 Well, try and burn me off and I'll rip the head off ya! 199 00:08:05,328 --> 00:08:06,894 -Home early. 200 00:08:06,897 --> 00:08:08,095 -Yeah. 201 00:08:08,164 --> 00:08:09,964 I don't feel so good. 202 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,298 -Mm-hm. 203 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:14,802 Never slept at all by the looks of your bed. 204 00:08:14,838 --> 00:08:17,104 So... 205 00:08:17,173 --> 00:08:19,140 Where were you at last night? 206 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:21,843 -Well, bar closed at 2, 207 00:08:21,978 --> 00:08:24,178 And we had to be at the station for 5, so... 208 00:08:24,247 --> 00:08:27,782 I just ended up crashing at dick's. 209 00:08:27,851 --> 00:08:29,317 -Listen, bucko. 210 00:08:29,452 --> 00:08:32,453 You live here, you sleep here. You hear me? 211 00:08:32,455 --> 00:08:34,055 -Mom, come on, it's my job. 212 00:08:34,124 --> 00:08:36,323 -As long as you live in my house, 213 00:08:36,359 --> 00:08:40,795 You will abide by my rules. 214 00:08:40,930 --> 00:08:43,397 -Maybe I shouldn't live in your house, then. 215 00:08:51,107 --> 00:08:54,008 -And now it's time to play "what's in the teapot?" 216 00:08:54,143 --> 00:08:57,478 Lucky caller number five, you're on the air. 217 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,013 Pop: hello! 218 00:08:59,082 --> 00:09:01,515 I live in vocm country. 219 00:09:01,585 --> 00:09:04,218 Dick: Now, the riddle is, "poor people have it. 220 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,953 "rich people need it. 221 00:09:05,956 --> 00:09:07,956 "if you eat it, you will die." 222 00:09:08,091 --> 00:09:09,356 What is it? 223 00:09:09,392 --> 00:09:10,491 nothing. 224 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:12,359 Pop: Well, um, uh... 225 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:14,161 Nothing. 226 00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:17,298 -That's right! The answer is "nothing"! 227 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:19,901 You win 50 dollars! 228 00:09:19,903 --> 00:09:21,302 -Heh. Good for you, pop. 229 00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:22,904 Pop: Fifty dollars? 230 00:09:22,906 --> 00:09:25,306 -Pop? 231 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:27,508 -What's your name, caller? 232 00:09:27,510 --> 00:09:30,945 Pop: Uh, well, my name is patrick crit- 233 00:09:31,014 --> 00:09:33,848 -We seem to have lost you, caller! 234 00:09:35,952 --> 00:09:38,319 I swear to god, dick, if my father 235 00:09:38,321 --> 00:09:41,355 Wins a prize on this station, I'm gonna have your hide. 236 00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:47,862 And my son better not "get lucky" either! 237 00:09:57,941 --> 00:09:59,607 Adult mark: A real tv studio! 238 00:09:59,609 --> 00:10:02,210 The whole province would see me win my prize: 239 00:10:02,212 --> 00:10:04,978 Cara's heart. 240 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,082 Ritche: I don't think we're ready for this. 241 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:08,951 -Cara told me I'm the smartest guy she knows. 242 00:10:08,952 --> 00:10:11,318 It's in the bag. 243 00:10:11,388 --> 00:10:14,288 -Hey, kids. Welcome to reach for the top. 244 00:10:14,424 --> 00:10:16,356 - You're... - you're, uh... 245 00:10:16,393 --> 00:10:18,393 You're, uh... -Call me bill. 246 00:10:18,528 --> 00:10:20,962 -Uh... 247 00:10:20,964 --> 00:10:22,196 -And you are...? 248 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,132 -He's mr. Chafe, our coach. -Ah. 249 00:10:24,134 --> 00:10:26,100 -I knew that. 250 00:10:26,235 --> 00:10:29,070 -Mark critch. Team captain. Huge fan. 251 00:10:29,205 --> 00:10:31,239 -Oh, fantastic. 252 00:10:31,374 --> 00:10:33,908 Ah, here we go. Have you met the other team yet? 253 00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:38,546 -We already know each other. 254 00:10:38,548 --> 00:10:39,914 -Hello. 255 00:10:39,983 --> 00:10:44,085 My name's cara. I'm the team captain. 256 00:10:44,087 --> 00:10:47,255 Let's keep this professional. 257 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:48,622 -Hope you like losing. 258 00:10:48,658 --> 00:10:51,559 -Fox! It's just a bit of fun. 259 00:10:54,197 --> 00:10:56,898 -Okay, so which team wants the top? 260 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,803 -Mark: Oh, it doesn't matter. -Cara: We want the bottom. 261 00:11:02,272 --> 00:11:04,405 Chad, this is mark. 262 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,073 Chad's the smartest boy I know. 263 00:11:06,076 --> 00:11:07,408 -Hi. 264 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:08,610 Adult mark : Wait, what? 265 00:11:08,611 --> 00:11:09,751 Mr. Tilley: Okay, kids! 266 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,413 Let's take a photograph, okay? Right over here. 267 00:11:13,450 --> 00:11:14,682 -That was cold! 268 00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:17,451 -It's just a bit of fun... 269 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:18,586 -He's hot. 270 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,088 -Wha- 271 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:21,956 -Right up there. 272 00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:24,092 Adult mark : My mind was as blank as a... 273 00:11:24,227 --> 00:11:26,527 Uh, wait, I know this one. A... 274 00:11:31,868 --> 00:11:33,634 Mike jr: stop by the strand lounge 275 00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,302 For the wildest night in town! 276 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,439 -It sounds like sodom and gomorrah down there. 277 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,074 Mike jr: Spin the wheel of misfortune 278 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:41,365 And you could win a free small fish and chips! 279 00:11:41,377 --> 00:11:42,977 -Wow, practically vegas. 280 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:45,080 Mike jr: Above the knee, drink for free! 281 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:47,214 - Oh! - No cover for the ladies! 282 00:11:47,283 --> 00:11:50,184 -There are things a mother shouldn't know. 283 00:11:50,185 --> 00:11:52,254 Mike jr: Enter the mad dash for the cash 284 00:11:52,255 --> 00:11:54,388 And you could win 590 dollars. 285 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:56,523 -Oh! Uh, you know what? 286 00:11:56,524 --> 00:11:58,393 Maybe we should go down there ourselves. 287 00:11:58,394 --> 00:11:59,534 See what the lad's up to. 288 00:11:59,629 --> 00:12:00,679 -You think? 289 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,198 -Well, do you want him to end up like dick dunphy? 290 00:12:03,199 --> 00:12:04,265 -Oh, no! 291 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,066 -Yeah, get your keys. 292 00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:12,406 Adult mark : Even the top of her head was pretty. 293 00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:14,542 -Hey... Cara? 294 00:12:17,647 --> 00:12:19,113 -You don't look so good. 295 00:12:19,182 --> 00:12:24,418 Stage hand: Okay, five, four, three, two, one... 296 00:12:24,419 --> 00:12:25,654 Mr. Tilley: Well, good evening 297 00:12:25,655 --> 00:12:27,488 And welcome to reach for the top. 298 00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,458 This evening, we welcome these two schools... 299 00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:31,492 The students of cashin academy. 300 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:36,030 -And the students of st. Bridget's. 301 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,433 -Players, are you ready? 302 00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:42,636 Well, let's begin. 303 00:12:42,705 --> 00:12:46,173 Who was the first person to fly solo across the atlantic? 304 00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:47,308 lindbergh. 305 00:12:47,377 --> 00:12:48,542 -That is correct. 306 00:12:48,545 --> 00:12:50,115 Adult mark: Beginner's luck! 307 00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:52,314 -How many months have the letter "r" in them? 308 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:53,381 eight. 309 00:12:53,383 --> 00:12:54,433 -That is correct. 310 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:56,517 What is the capital of the philippines? 311 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:58,118 Uh- 312 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,319 -Saigon? 313 00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:00,588 -Dude, what? 314 00:13:00,723 --> 00:13:02,623 -Incorrect. Cashin? 315 00:13:02,659 --> 00:13:03,824 manilla. 316 00:13:03,827 --> 00:13:05,326 Mr. Tilley: That is correct. 317 00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,328 Which nhl team won the stanley cup in- 318 00:13:07,397 --> 00:13:09,730 uh, the edmonton oilers. 319 00:13:09,732 --> 00:13:12,400 -No, that is incorrect. The question for cashin now. 320 00:13:12,535 --> 00:13:16,270 Which nhl team won the stanley cup in the 1983 finals? 321 00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:17,638 the new york islanders. 322 00:13:17,773 --> 00:13:21,242 -That is correct. 323 00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,577 Adult mark : I'd seen a lot of tv deaths, 324 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:26,547 But my own was the bloodiest. 325 00:13:26,549 --> 00:13:30,351 Mr. Tilley: On what day did the storming of the bastille occur? 326 00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:36,490 A protestant class destroyer is off our bow, captain. 327 00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:43,797 Captain, shields are down. 328 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,199 -Fire back! 329 00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:46,701 -Not yet. 330 00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:48,603 We can reason with her. 331 00:13:48,738 --> 00:13:51,568 -Your human emotion of love is most illogical, captain. 332 00:13:54,177 --> 00:13:55,575 They're hailing us. 333 00:13:55,612 --> 00:13:57,778 -Put it on the screen. 334 00:14:03,186 --> 00:14:04,785 Surrender or die. 335 00:14:04,854 --> 00:14:07,321 This is your final warning. 336 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:17,464 I still believe there is some good in you. 337 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:19,400 Catholics, protestants... 338 00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:21,602 We both have hearts. 339 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,204 We both have... 340 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:25,339 Emotions. 341 00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:28,208 We both have... 342 00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:30,044 Love. 343 00:14:32,749 --> 00:14:34,348 Search... 344 00:14:34,384 --> 00:14:35,716 Your heart. 345 00:14:35,718 --> 00:14:36,850 -Fire. 346 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:41,155 alaska? 347 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:43,890 Mr. Tilley: Correct. St. Bridget's is on the board! 348 00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:45,077 -Yes! 349 00:14:45,078 --> 00:14:46,828 -And with st. Bridget's with ten points, 350 00:14:46,829 --> 00:14:48,228 We'll be back after this. 351 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,632 What the frig? Are you taking a dive for her? 352 00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,368 Adult mark: I wish I was. 353 00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:56,503 No, I wasn't taking a dive. 354 00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,172 I was drowning. 355 00:15:04,046 --> 00:15:06,447 Dick: welcome to the strand lounge! 356 00:15:06,516 --> 00:15:08,782 I'm dick dunphy from vocm magic mornings! 357 00:15:08,851 --> 00:15:10,451 How you doing, st. John's? 358 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,653 Give it up for mike campbell! 359 00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:16,257 -Alright, alright! Who wants to spin? 360 00:15:16,392 --> 00:15:17,858 Excuse me, miss! 361 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,362 I am joined tonight by one of our nursing students! 362 00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:24,665 Yeah! 363 00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:27,368 -You're better looking than you are on the radio. 364 00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:32,406 Are you ready to spin the wheel of misfortune? 365 00:15:32,442 --> 00:15:34,909 -Wooooo! 366 00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:42,949 Mike jr: Oh! And you have landed on... 367 00:15:42,951 --> 00:15:44,818 The potty chug! 368 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,253 Whoa...! 369 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,291 Bouncer: Uh, I don't need to see id. 370 00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,229 Chug, chug, chug... 371 00:15:56,265 --> 00:16:00,267 Crowd: chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 372 00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:03,337 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug... 373 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:09,876 We need to talk. 374 00:16:09,912 --> 00:16:11,512 -Back off, missus. 375 00:16:11,647 --> 00:16:13,647 I seen him first. 376 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,449 -Pop: Hm! -Mary: Oh...? 377 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:19,921 Adult mark : The whole province was watching, 378 00:16:19,922 --> 00:16:22,857 But I only had eyes for one girl. 379 00:16:22,992 --> 00:16:24,759 -Snap out of it! 380 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,528 -I thought you didn't care about this! 381 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:27,928 -I don't. 382 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:30,498 But I'm not about to get beaten up on tv. 383 00:16:32,835 --> 00:16:35,836 -Look, I thought I could do this all on my own, but... 384 00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:37,504 I can't. 385 00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:41,675 Ritche, you know music. 386 00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:43,743 Tina, you got science. 387 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:46,280 Fox, you know sport. 388 00:16:46,349 --> 00:16:48,516 -And... What do you know? 389 00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:50,751 -When to shut up. -Good. 390 00:16:50,752 --> 00:16:53,221 You touch that buzzer again, and I swear to god, 391 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:54,689 I will break your friggin' fingers. 392 00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,290 Stage hand: ...Two, one! 393 00:16:58,694 --> 00:17:01,295 -And we're back with the final round. 394 00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:03,364 It's a canadian question this time, folks. 395 00:17:03,365 --> 00:17:05,634 How many provinces have a smaller population 396 00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,368 Than the city of toronto? 397 00:17:07,503 --> 00:17:08,553 seven? 398 00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:10,704 -No, that's incorrect. St. Bridget's? 399 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,305 eight? 400 00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,574 -That is correct. 401 00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:14,875 -Yes! 402 00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:16,577 Mr. Tilley: Music now. 403 00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:19,914 Listen to the classical piece and name the composer. 404 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:29,256 tchaikovsky? 405 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,426 -That is correct. It was the 1812 overture. 406 00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:32,593 -Yes! 407 00:17:32,662 --> 00:17:36,330 Bite me, you prods! 408 00:17:36,331 --> 00:17:38,266 Adult mark : The only thing better than winning 409 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,467 Is watching your friends win. 410 00:17:40,536 --> 00:17:41,856 Dick: Alright, show time! 411 00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:46,473 -Time for the mad dash for the cash! 412 00:17:51,848 --> 00:17:55,015 -We've got 590 bucks in the box! 413 00:17:55,017 --> 00:17:57,585 One lucky customer will have 30 seconds 414 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,187 To collect as much cash as they can! 415 00:18:00,322 --> 00:18:01,589 Who wants to play? 416 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:05,894 -Dick: This fella doesn't... -Pop: Coming through! 417 00:18:05,895 --> 00:18:08,495 Pop: Out of my way! Move it or lose it! 418 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,832 Mom, you can't be here. 419 00:18:12,869 --> 00:18:14,702 -I will go where I bloody well like, 420 00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,837 And I will find out what you're up to 421 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:20,040 Supposing I have to come here every night. 422 00:18:20,042 --> 00:18:22,409 -Please. You're embarrassing me. 423 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:23,577 -Oh! 424 00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:25,412 Well, then. 425 00:18:30,887 --> 00:18:32,877 -No, okay? You can't! Mike'll kill me! 426 00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:36,557 -Out of my way! It's just a wind machine! 427 00:18:36,559 --> 00:18:38,392 Start the clock! 428 00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:41,396 Woman: Start the clock, start the clock... 429 00:18:41,397 --> 00:18:43,664 Pop: Yeah... Whoa! 430 00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,666 yeah, look at him go, there! 431 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,135 He asked for it, didn't he, now? 432 00:18:47,136 --> 00:18:48,535 He asked for it! 433 00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:49,736 -Oh! 434 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:56,010 Dick: Look at him go there! 435 00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:58,746 Yeah, what have you got there? 436 00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:01,348 -I know the difference between right and wrong. 437 00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,916 You taught me that. 438 00:19:02,952 --> 00:19:04,952 I will always need my mom. 439 00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:06,920 Just... 440 00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:09,723 Maybe not at the bar? 441 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,759 I'm not a baby anymore. 442 00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:14,094 -But you are to me. 443 00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:17,631 You always will be. 444 00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:19,634 This is who you burned me off for, is it? 445 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:20,669 Mike jr: Oh... 446 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:22,436 No, uh, actually, this is my mom- 447 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,106 wait, wait... 448 00:19:26,108 --> 00:19:28,108 You... Think we're dating? 449 00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:29,444 -What is she, a fourth year? 450 00:19:29,445 --> 00:19:32,379 oh... 451 00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:34,414 Sit down, my love, hm? 452 00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:37,501 What's your name? 453 00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:38,919 -Linda. -I'm mary. 454 00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:41,588 -Hi, nice to meet ya. -I love your hair! 455 00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:42,922 Dick: Alright, now! 456 00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:46,527 Five, four, three, two, one! 457 00:19:46,662 --> 00:19:48,928 That's time! 458 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,000 -You alright, pat? -Oh... 459 00:19:54,036 --> 00:19:57,070 Yeah, but I only got one bloody bill. 460 00:19:57,139 --> 00:19:59,006 -Mike had me put flour on 'em, eh? 461 00:19:59,008 --> 00:20:01,041 -What? 462 00:20:01,176 --> 00:20:03,510 -Aw, jeez, the hundred! 463 00:20:03,511 --> 00:20:05,647 You knows you can't keep it, though, now, pat. 464 00:20:05,648 --> 00:20:07,681 The rules. 465 00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:09,816 -Ah, I know. 466 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:13,020 But I still won, though, didn't I? 467 00:20:13,155 --> 00:20:15,823 He won 100 dollars! 468 00:20:18,995 --> 00:20:21,828 Adult mark : Winning can feel pretty great. 469 00:20:25,735 --> 00:20:29,436 Pop: You look like a gutted cod gasping for air. 470 00:20:29,505 --> 00:20:31,572 -Pop, shh! 471 00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,208 Mr. Tilley: what was the last state 472 00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:35,843 To join the us union? 473 00:20:35,845 --> 00:20:37,578 -Hawaii? -That is correct! 474 00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:39,479 -I look like I'm gonna throw up. 475 00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:41,115 -I look awesome. 476 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,916 -Yeah, you do. 477 00:20:42,918 --> 00:20:44,651 Mr. Tilley: Oh, and that's time! 478 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:47,520 Our provincial champions tonight, cashin academy! 479 00:20:47,556 --> 00:20:50,924 They'll be carrying on to the nationals in ottawa! 480 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,593 Goodnight, everyone. 481 00:20:56,699 --> 00:21:00,133 You were amazing. 482 00:21:00,202 --> 00:21:01,735 -We taped it. 483 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,541 Do you wanna come over and watch it again after school? 484 00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,807 -Yeah! I'd love that. 485 00:21:06,876 --> 00:21:08,542 -Okay. You hang up. 486 00:21:08,677 --> 00:21:10,009 -No, you. -No, you . 487 00:21:10,046 --> 00:21:11,511 -No, y- 488 00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:15,616 Adult mark : Love is a game best played 489 00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:16,801 With two players. 490 00:21:16,802 --> 00:21:18,887 And when you find the right player, 491 00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:21,621 Nobody loses. 492 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:26,221 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33825

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