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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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Now go to
your office
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and stay there until you are
ready to behave yourself.
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Maybe you should go
to your office
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until you are
ready to behave.
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This is my office, dum-dum.
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There you go,
resorting to insults
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when you know you are wrong.
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You have made me feel small
for the last time, cousin.
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I was, uh, hoping to transfer
to MaxDot manufacturing.
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Interesting.
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I am hard-working,
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creative, and some say
I light up a room.
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You are hired.
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I need to know what's going on
with you and your cousin.
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You should be
more specific.
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I have 32 cousins and
I'm feuding with five of them.
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You and Kofo are important parts
of the MaxDot machine,
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but the machine only works
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if my cogs
are on speaking terms.
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I will remain professional.
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However, your other cog
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is a spineless weasel.
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I am so happy
I do not have to be around
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that bossy know-it-all
a second longer.
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You live with him.
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On mornings, evenings,
and weekends,
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I will suffer,
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but business hours are mine.
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I have been nothing
but a gracious mentor.
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I got him his job. I let him
live above my garage.
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I even gave him a space heater.
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It overloads the breakers.
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I can either be warm
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or watch television,
but not both.
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Have this argument at home,
not here. With him, not me.
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He is acting like a child.
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He's treating me like a child.
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You're both children.
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Cut this crap out.
We have a business to run.
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Yes, Mr. Wheeler.
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Yes, Mr. Wheeler.
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He started it.
It is his fault.
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My God.
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My God.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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Why is there a sticky
note on my computer
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that says, "You didn't come
this far to only come this far"?
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Kofo put up motivational quotes
around the office.
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Most of the staff
found them inspiring.
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You and I are the staff.
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And I found them inspiring.
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What's he supposed
to do around here?
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I found you a piece of clay.
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It is up to you to sculpt it.
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Good morning,
Mr. Wheeler. Big T.
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Up top, Special K.
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Glad we're having fun.
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Kofo, you need to make things
right with Goodwin.
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Things are right with Goodwin.
We will never speak again.
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His loss, our gain.
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Stop high fiving.
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Look, no matter what happens
between me and Abishola,
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we always find a way
to kiss and make up.
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I will never kiss that man.
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You don't have to mean it.
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It's just important you say
the words "I'm sorry."
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Do you not mean it
when you apologize to Abishola?
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We're talking about
Kofo and Goodwin.
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I think we need to talk about
you deceiving my niece.
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I have always
been the one to apologize
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because he's my elder
and because I am scared of him.
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But I am not crawling back
this time.
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That is right.
Stand tall.
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Do not high five.
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Mr. Wheeler, this is best
for everyone.
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I promise I can help you here.
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What are you working on today?
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Uh, I got to talk to a recruiter
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so we can get some people
on these machines.
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I will take care of it.
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I can set up a hiring interface
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that self-screens
our candidates,
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giving us only the top
of the hosiery field.
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That would actually
be very helpful. Thank you.
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A "thank you" at work.
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What a novel concept.
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Feel free to throw one
my way as well.
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Oh, look at this, a starlit
dinner cruise around Lake Erie.
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Mm. Panoramic views,
a large wine selection.
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It sounds lovely.
Right?
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I am not sure I can
take the time off.
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It's not for us,
it's for Goodwin and Kofo.
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You are planning a romantic trip
for your employees?
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No, it's just time together
so they can reconnect
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and remember why
they care about each other.
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That sounds romantic.
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I got to do something.
Why?
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Is this disagreement
affecting their work?
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No.
Then you have no problem,
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and you are wasting our
alone time. Snuggle me.
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(chuckles)
You're right. Get in here.
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Mmm. This is nice.
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Yeah.
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You are still thinking
about them, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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You are too emotionally
involved with your workers.
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Well, what's wrong with that?
I care about them,
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and they care about
doing a good job for me.
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They should do
a good job for you
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because your signature
is on their paycheck.
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I wouldn't expect you
to understand.
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What does that mean?
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Well, come on, you know you're
not exactly the warmest person.
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Remember that video I showed you
of the Marine coming home
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and his dog
was happy to see him?
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You didn't even react.
It was just a dog.
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It was his best friend.
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Just because I do not
ruin our evening
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whining about my coworkers
does not mean I am not warm.
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I am very warm!
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I didn't mean it like that.
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You're just very good at
compartmentalizing your emotions
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in a way that most humans...
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can't.
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You want emotions?
How about anger?
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Ah...
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Hey, maybe we should go
on a starlit cruise.
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Take Kofo!
Okay.
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Mr. McClellan, this is Kevin.
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He will take you
to your surgery.
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Thank you.
We'll see you on the other side.
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What?
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Oh, not that side.
After your surgery.
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I got to remember to stop
at one cup of coffee.
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Okay, ladies,
do not forget,
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Cindy is having
her birthday party after work.
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Who is Cindy?
That nurse in pediatrics.
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Nobody likes her,
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not even the sweet,
sickly children.
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Then why are we going?
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Because we are
good people.
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And there's an open bar.
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Well, I can't go. It's me
and Lester's anniversary.
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Who is Lester?
My husband.
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Oh, of course. Congratulations.
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Got him a nice watch, too.
He gonna love it.
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Another watch?
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What are you talking about?
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You bought him a watch,
let me see...
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Mm-hmm, four years ago.
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Fossil. Retail value $200.
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Why would you
keep track of that?
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Because I like to see
how generous people are.
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For instance, the same
year, you got me...
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a Chili's gift card.
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Which is why,
six months later,
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I got you
a Chili's gift card.
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Is Abishola on your list?
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We don't get each other gifts.
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Well, that is
not quite true.
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We no longer get
each other gifts
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because Christmas 2015,
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I bought you some
humorously-patterned scrubs
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and you never wore them once.
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I misplaced them.
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You never misplace anything.
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You are a bad friend,
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but you are very organized.
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Fine, I did not wear them
because they are ugly.
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That is no excuse.
You wear plenty of ugly things.
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It's been years, y'all.
Let it go.
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I will not.
I am fueled by spite.
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During my
morning meditation,
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I chant the names of all
the people who have wronged me.
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Ugh, that's stupid.
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And now you have been
added to my chant.
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(humming)
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Gloria called me stupid.
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(humming continues)
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Hey, everyone.
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Hey, Robert. Robert. Hey.
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Good, we're all here,
let's get started.
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Feels like we're still
missing someone, doesn't it?
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No. First order
of business.
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Christina,
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you're now head of marketing.
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Oh, my gosh, it's happening.
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Hang on,
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you're replacing Kofo
after one day?
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Leave it alone, Bob.
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DOUGLAS:
While we're divvying up
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Kofo's carcass,
can I have his office?
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It's not his office,
it's the office
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of the head of marketing.
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Oh, so you just
get everything?
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Everything that I've earned.
I've earned it, too.
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I've been kissing Goodwin's
ass for six months now.
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That is true, he has.
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Bob, make him
give me the office.
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No, 'cause Kofo's coming back.
He is not.
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Christina gets
the office.
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Ha!
Mom.
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Let me help you out.
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No one gets the office.
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What?
Come on.
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Keep bitchin', I'll take away
your parking spaces.
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Who you talking to? You ran off
the only guy who speaks Yoruba.
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I can learn.
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And that's just two
of the seven words I know.
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Enough.
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We should be celebrating
your sister's accomplishments.
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Thank you.
Yes, congratulations.
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Now, let's get
back to work.
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I don't think Mom's finished.
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You've come a long way
from betraying your family.
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There it is.
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Another company
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gave me an opportunity
for career growth.
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You're lucky
I'm such a sweetheart.
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When you leave the mob,
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you get a concrete coffin.
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Well, at least the mob
treats their family like family.
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You just want me to fail.
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I don't want you to fail.
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You just do, over and over.
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Well, maybe it's because
I never had a female role model.
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Please make them stop.
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They're working out
their problems,
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this is healthy.
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This is why your father
never wanted children.
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Whoa, what did I do?
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What have you done?
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Your entire life?
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Oh...
My...
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She is not wrong, Douglas.
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We should get going.
(overlapping clamoring)
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...all before.
What have I done?
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The same old...
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♪ ♪
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Over here.
KOFO: Hey.
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Look at us, two work bros
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throwing back
a couple of brewskis.
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Actually, it's gonna
be three work bros.
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You invited Big T.
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Ah.
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That is not Big T.
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Sit down.
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Give him the other one.
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Drink.
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Now we're having fun.
Cheers, fellas.
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I said cheers.
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Thank you.
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Never thought I'd say this,
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but you two should be
more like my family.
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Privileged?
Arrogant?
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Dependent on pharmaceuticals?
258
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,213
They're not perfect.
Certainly not.
259
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,049
Serval times, I have caught
Douglas stealing paper towels.
260
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,685
Paper towels are only the tip
of the Wheeler theft mountain.
261
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,386
Okay, that's enough.
262
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:57,324
The point I'm making is
no matter how much they fight,
263
00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,126
they stick together.
264
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,830
So, let's stop this nonsense
and apologize.
265
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,568
Kofo, I am sorry...
266
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,704
that your ridiculously thin skin
267
00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:13,173
could not handle
a little warranted criticism.
268
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,009
I am sorry that your
terrible leadership skills
269
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,511
have driven away
a promising employee.
270
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,382
I wasn't specific enough.
271
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,152
Let's say nice things.
272
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,256
Thank you so much
273
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,058
for leaving.
274
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,795
And thank you for showing me
how not to treat people,
275
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,130
you awful, awful man.
276
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,632
I want you out of my house.
277
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,068
Good, because I do not
want to be there anymore.
278
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,803
I will drink to that.
I will as well.
279
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,405
No!
Now nobody's drinking.
280
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,274
Except me.
281
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,477
It is very kind of you
to let me stay the night. Oh,
282
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,046
I am not kind. He's kind.
283
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,682
I'll get some sheets
for the couch.
284
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:59,052
No. You have done
enough already.
285
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,690
Your wife is very sweet.
286
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:07,027
Yeah, and a volcano's
just a pretty mountain.
287
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,006
Mm, someone's
getting fancy.
288
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:22,109
This is not my doing.
Kofo baked them.
289
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,345
Did he only bake one?
290
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,883
He also cleaned the kitchen and
did several loads of laundry.
291
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,618
That bastard.
292
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,153
I don't need anyone
293
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,722
doing my housework.
I have Dele for that.
294
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:38,926
Kofo should realize that
no matter what he does for you,
295
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,660
you will never appreciate it.
296
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,096
Are you still upset
about those scrubs?
297
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,533
I spent hours looking
at whimsical patterns.
298
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:48,501
I don't know why
I am friends with you.
299
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,736
I do not know either.
300
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,339
(both scoff)
Oh, please,
301
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,874
you know you love each other.
302
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,208
You are wrong.
303
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,044
I would cut her out
of my life in a heartbeat.
304
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,512
What heartbeat?
You are dead inside.
305
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,681
You see this cute
back and forth here?
306
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,383
Y'all gonna be friends forever.
307
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,552
(Kemi scoffs)
You are assuming
we are friends to begin with.
308
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,420
Abishola is a coworker
309
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,655
and nothing more.
310
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,760
Your tag is out.
What?
311
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,228
Here, come here.
312
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:18,999
Thank you.
313
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,575
Boy, this website
Kofo set up-- it's terrific.
314
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,310
Big whoop.
315
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,745
Come on, just acknowledge
he did a good job.
316
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,447
So he can use a computer.
317
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,918
My eight-year-old hacked into
his elementary school website.
318
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,953
Okay, enough.
319
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,354
Kofo was on my couch last night
320
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,722
and I'm gonna be
right there with him
321
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,991
if this doesn't end soon.
322
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,059
He will not
be on your couch long.
323
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,694
Thank you.
He will sneak his way
324
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,963
into your garage,
and before you know it,
325
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,099
he will be using
your Netflix password.
326
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,134
That's not gonna happen.
You know why?
327
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,602
'Cause you're gonna
be the bigger person.
328
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,805
Oh, no. My wife and I
are ecstatic he's gone.
329
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,440
We made love last night.
330
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,943
Three days ahead of schedule.
331
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,178
Well, how about this?
332
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,881
If you can't make things right,
you're fired.
333
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,049
I'm the president.
334
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,920
Let me ask you a question,
Mr. President.
335
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,654
Who signs your checks?
336
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,923
You do.
337
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:16,990
You get where
I'm going with this?
338
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,791
I do.
339
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,061
Great. Then the choice is yours.
340
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,795
You either be nice to Kofo
341
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,731
or find yourself another job.
342
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,369
Well?
I'm thinking.
343
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,908
These martinis
are wonderful.
344
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,144
The secret is a lot of ice,
345
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:40,013
and I whisper the word
"vermouth" into the glass.
346
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,049
You're such a doll, Kofo.
347
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,583
I can't believe
you're still single.
348
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,718
That is what everyone says
in my pottery class.
349
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,256
(gasps) I knew it. You have
the slender fingers of a potter.
350
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,691
(laughs)
And the backside of a man
351
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,127
with a tight backside.
352
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,030
Switch her to water.
353
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,266
I did, two martinis ago.
354
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,201
Kaale, everyone.
355
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,902
(overlapping greetings)
356
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,104
Uh, what is he doing here?
357
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,839
Bob, please,
we're out of couches.
358
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,642
Goodwin is here
to extend an olive branch.
359
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,412
Goodwin, extend.
360
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,882
You may return home.
361
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,384
Why would I do that?
362
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,886
Here, I am surrounded
by people who love me.
363
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,521
We do love him.
364
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,856
We really do.
365
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,225
I did what you asked
366
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,594
and he has refused.
You cannot fire me.
367
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,964
Ah, so that is why you are
here-- to save your own skin.
368
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,666
ALL:
Boo.
369
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,370
That is not the only reason.
You are my cousin,
370
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,973
I care about you.
Now, come.
371
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,175
I have to pick up flowers
on the way home.
372
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,712
My wife will be inconsolable
when she sees you.
373
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,414
No, thank you.
374
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,016
What?
What?
What?
375
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,151
You heard him.
376
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:52,986
It is too late.
377
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,587
Thanks to Mr. Wheeler,
378
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,189
I have tasted freedom.
I will stay here
379
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,390
where the compliments
are plentiful
380
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,591
and the heat is always on.
381
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,994
No.
Fine, stay here forever.
382
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,462
No, no.
I will.
383
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,197
No!
You stay as long
as you want, sweetie.
384
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,198
No!
Bob.
385
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,567
Not Bob. Them.
386
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,140
Go ahead, say, "I told you so".
387
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,775
Why? You know I told you so.
388
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,444
I'm sorry.
You should be.
389
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,247
Always thinking about others.
390
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,848
He's not gonna be here for long.
391
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,151
You will let him stay
as long as he needs
392
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,786
because you're a thoughtful
and generous man.
393
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:29,456
I'll try and work on that.
394
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,225
Why did I have to marry someone
with a heart of gold?
395
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,293
You deserve better.
396
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,362
There is no one better.
397
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,398
What's going on?
398
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,667
Kofo is going to be staying
with us for a while.
399
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,336
He can have my room
and I'll stay out here.
400
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,338
Would you like that?
401
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,973
I would love that.
402
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,108
Then no.
403
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,477
Make the bed.
404
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,580
I'll help you.
ABISHOLA: Stop helping people.
405
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,447
Sorry.
406
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,050
Heart of gold, buddy,
407
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,918
heart of gold.
408
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,387
(laughs)
409
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,195
Thank you very much.
410
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,530
Oh, it was our pleasure.
Bye now.
411
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,865
Bye.
What a great patient.
412
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,434
Never hit the
call button once.
413
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,802
I hope he comes back.
414
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,471
You see his cholesterol?
He'll be back.
415
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,007
Ah, Kemi.
416
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,910
Ah.
417
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,578
I thought you hated
those scrubs.
418
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,746
I do.
419
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,349
But you are wearing them.
I am.
420
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,152
(laughs)
421
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,754
You look ridiculous.
422
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,256
(laughs) You really do.
423
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,657
I know.
424
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,492
Why are the dogs wearing hats?
425
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,827
(all laughing)
426
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,695
Your name will no longer
be whispered
427
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,964
during my grudge mantra.
428
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,900
However, you, Gloria,
will remain in my chant.
429
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,669
What have I done now?
430
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,037
You laughed at my gift.
431
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,305
We all laughed.
432
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,907
Ah, Gloria,
that was not very nice.
433
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,554
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434
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