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I know I was afraid of matcha,
but it's delicious.
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When I first met you,
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all you drank
was coffee with five sugars.
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That's what ruined my heart
and led me to you.
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Every day I thank God
for your clogged arteries.
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Zip me up.
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It looks nice, Mummy.
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You want to get out of there
any time soon,
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you better sell it
a little more.
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It is very flattering.
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I think I liked
the green one better.
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The green one
was three stores ago.
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I will change and
you will drive me back there.
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Wow, I thought my day sucked.
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Come on, we're having fun.
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You're right.
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Yay.
After this,
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I got a hair appointment,
and then
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you're gonna take me to
a steak dinner to show me off.
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Maybe we could join you
at the steakhouse.
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I want Chinese food.
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Mom, how about
Chinese food?
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Look at these nails.
You expect me
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to dip them in duck sauce?
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We'll see you at home.
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I miss you.
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I miss you, too.
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EBUNOLUWA:
Abishola, my brassiere
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is stuck in the zipper.
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I have to go.
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I need two hands for this.
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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I've been waiting
for this all day.
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Mmm. Me, too.
(chuckles)
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You know, there might be a way
we don't have to spend
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quite as much of our free time
with our moms
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because, even though
we love them
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and we are honored to...
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Just tell me
your plan.
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Dele's turning 16 soon.
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I think it's about time he gets
his granny chauffeur license.
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Oh, I see.
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No.
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He can run errands for us.
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We could send him
to the post office,
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to the grocery store...
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You want to risk my son's life
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so you do not have
to go to Costco?
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Look, cars are safer
than ever now.
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The other day,
I was reading a text,
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car stopped itself
before I clipped a dog walker.
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You were texting while driving?
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Good thing Dele's not me.
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You raised a kid
who follows the rules.
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I have no doubt
he would be a safe driver.
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There you go.
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I'm gonna make him a "first time
behind the wheel" playlist.
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Do you know if Dele
likes Roy Orbison?
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He's not ready to drive yet.
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Okay,
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imagine we're both at work,
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Mom cuts her hand
in the kitchen.
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Which mom?
I'm not picky.
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There's blood everywhere.
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Okay, they called 911.
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The ambulance is taking too
long. Who's gonna save them?
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I've trained Dele to handle
most medical emergencies.
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Of course.
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Working through
lunch, huh?
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Yeah.
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I remember that.
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Now, I spend my whole break
trying to scrub
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the garbage juice
off my hands.
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Goodwin's gonna kill me.
Why?
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I just found out that
a vendor's been underpaying us
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for five years.
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Look, they're locked in
our system at an old rate.
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Yeah, well,
that's not your fault.
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You think he's gonna
see it that way?
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Oh, uh, hey, Goodwin, FYI,
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we've been bleeding money
for half a decade.
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(imitating Goodwin): Oh, thank
you, Douglas. I love bad news.
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(laughs) How about when he
doesn't laugh at your jokes,
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and then he says:
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(imitating Goodwin): That was
amusing. Now, get back to work.
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There's no pleasing
the guy.
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(imitating Goodwin):
Work is not for pleasure.
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Keep your smiles
at home. (laughs)
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Okay, stop.
I-I don't know what to do.
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Well, when I was in management
and I had to deliver bad news,
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I found it was
best received
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if I coupled it
with a solution.
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That's smart.
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So, if you were
in my position,
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what would
your solution be?
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Well, uh, I would get the vendor
on the phone... Okay.
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...and incentivize
a re-initiation.
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What?
Okay,
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you know when your
cable company calls
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and they offer you
extra channels,
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and you're like,
"Heck yeah, I'll watch
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some French game shows."
(laughs)
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But then you
don't realize
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they roped you
into a new contract.
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That's great, so we just
screw them over.
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Mm-mm-mm.
Incentivize re-initiation.
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Thank you. Goodwin's
gonna love this.
(chuckles)
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(imitating Goodwin):
Well done, Douglas.
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No, no, it's
(imitating Goodwin): Douglas.
No, it's... Douglas.
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Douglas. Douglas.
Douglas. Douglas.
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(both laugh)
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BOTH:
Douglas. (laughs)
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I cannot believe Dele's
old enough to drive.
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Because he is not.
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It seems like yesterday he was
calling me Auntie Kem-Kem.
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Now, his voice
has got so deep,
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when I call you at home
and he answers,
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I think it is you.
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Because of the deep,
masculine voice.
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When my son was 15,
he opened the car door for me,
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and that's when I knew
he had become a man.
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My son was opening doors
as soon as he could walk.
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Mine, too.
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I'm sorry your son
was so disrespectful.
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When I look at Dele,
I still see the ten-pound baby
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that nearly ripped me in half.
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I remember how upset I was
when Funmbi moved away.
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Thank God I have other children.
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I only have Dele.
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And as I've told you before, mistake.
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Before you know it,
he'll be off
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to college, starting his
career, getting married.
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Stop listing things.
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It's okay, Abishola. One day
he will give you grandchildren,
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and you will have a whole new
generation to control.
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Thank you, Kemi.
KEMI: Mm-hmm.
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(phone ringing)
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MaxDot Manufacturing.
Bob Wheeler.
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Hello, Bob.
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The phones are officially
up and running.
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Thank you.
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You are welcome.
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Okay, we can hang up now.
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Okay.
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Hey, what was your first car?
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Powder blue
Peugeot 404.
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What's a Peugeot?
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It is a French car.
Any good?
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It is a French car.
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Mine was a maroon '67 Impala.
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Automatic or stick?
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What do you take me for? Stick.
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Well, I never know with
you Americans. You act as if
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you are afraid to drive
with two feet.
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My dad taught me at a
cemetery. Nice paved road,
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no cars,
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and we got to say hi
to Pop-Pop.
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My first time driving was...
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1968.
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Nigeria had once again failed
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to qualify
for the African Cup.
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And, naturally, my father
was blind drunk.
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Naturally.
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But someone had to get him
to church,
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so he tossed the keys
to 12-year-old Babatunde,
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and in that moment,
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I became a man.
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Abishola won't even let Dele
sit in the front seat.
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Well, if you were
raising a child
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in another part of the world,
on your own,
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how would you behave?
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But she's not
on her own anymore.
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I know that,
you know that,
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but most importantly,
she does not care what we know.
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Dele needs to experience the
independence a car gives you.
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The freedom of putting your foot
on the gas and just going.
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Yes, there is nothing quite like
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the wind blowing
through your afro.
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An afro and a French car?
Man, you were living.
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You have no idea.
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And, unfortunately,
the holiday socks
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did not sell as well as hoped.
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Kofo, I told you socks
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would not make
a good stocking stuffer.
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And you are right
once again, sir.
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Anything else?
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(clears throat)
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Uh, I have something.
(clears throat)
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Turns out, one of our
bigger accounts
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has been massively
underpaying us for a while.
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What do you mean "a while"?
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It really doesn't matter.
No length of time is acceptable,
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be it a week or five years.
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Five years?
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My stocking stuffers
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do not seem so bad now.
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I have a solution.
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We can make
the money back
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by incentivizing
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a re-initiation.
(mouthing words)
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That is very smart.
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It's the same thing
a cable company does.
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I am familiar with the concept.
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Okay, not everybody is.
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Excellent work, Douglas.
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This is the type
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of creative thinking
we need in this company.
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Thank you.
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You saved the day.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, way to go, Douglas.
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(softly):
Thank you.
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Uh, Christina.
Yes?
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Could you vacuum my car?
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I made the mistake
of giving my son a croissant.
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Was there chocolate?
Yes.
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Good job, Christina.
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So, how'd you do on that
algebra quiz today?
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A-plus
and extra credit.
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How about that cute girl
in your science class?
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Did you say, "What's good"?
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We just say
"hello" now.
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Can't go wrong with a classic.
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What are you doing?
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I am gonna teach
you to drive.
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No, thank you.
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The first time's
always a little scary,
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but you'll be fine.
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Mom wouldn't
like this.
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She's not here.
It's just you, me,
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and a quarter-mile of open road
until the school zone.
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Really, it's okay.
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Humor me, will you?
This is a big stepdad moment.
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I've never tried sushi.
We could do that.
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Men don't bond over
raw fish, Dele.
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Come on,
do it for me.
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I'm not ready.
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You're as ready as you'll
let yourself be.
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I already know
how to drive.
What?
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My dad taught me
when I was in Nigeria.
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Oh. Okay.
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Did you have fun?
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It was awesome.
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He took me to the same road
that he learned on.
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That's nice.
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I was nervous, but he talked me
through it, and it went great.
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Good for him.
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He even made me
a special playlist.
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Oh, come on.
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All right, stick to
the side streets.
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I'm not afraid
of the highway.
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No rush to get back
to your mom.
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No one jogs
to the electric chair.
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(horn honks)
Ever heard of
a turn signal?
255
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,351
(speaks Yoruba)
256
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:55,122
Wow, your dad even
taught you road rage.
257
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,424
I wanted to teach you that.
258
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,960
I was just doing
what he told me.
259
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,495
I get it.
260
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,197
You seem upset.
261
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,366
I wanted to be the one
to teach you
262
00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:08,201
to drive behind your mom's back.
263
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,370
There are other things
you could teach me.
264
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,807
If you think I'm buying you
a beer, you're too young.
265
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,376
That's okay,
my dad already bought...
266
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,178
Oh, come on.
267
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,481
(horn honks)
268
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:24,251
(speaking Yoruba)
269
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,021
You got a problem.
270
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,262
Hey.
271
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,964
Hi, there.
272
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,598
Is that
my cheesecake?
273
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,403
Well, would you look at that.
274
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,374
I'm sorry, I got caught up
in the attaboy,
275
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,641
but if I'd said
it was you,
276
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,843
it would've been
an "atta-both of us,"
277
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,678
and that's
not as good.
278
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,446
What about personal integrity?
279
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,216
Ethics? Moral courage?
Oh, come on, Christina,
280
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,685
I don't have
any of that.
281
00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:02,122
God, you suck.
You truly suck.
282
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:07,060
Goodwin said you did
a good job on his car.
283
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:21,041
I forgive you.
284
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,581
Hey, honey.
Kaale, Mom.
285
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,383
Uh-uh, you are home late.
286
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,685
Bob will tell you why.
I have homework.
287
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,687
Wow.
288
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,626
What's going on?
289
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,095
I'll tell you what's going on.
290
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,465
That ex-husband of yours
is some piece of work.
291
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,034
What are you talking about?
292
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,668
Get this,
he went behind our backs
293
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,103
and taught Dele to drive.
294
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,572
How dare he undermine me
like that?
295
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,241
Right?
296
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,776
I think you should call him and
give him a piece of your mind.
297
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:00,848
Bob?
298
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,049
Yeah?
299
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,017
Why did he tell you?
300
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,219
Huh?
301
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,989
Why did Dele tell you
he knew how to drive?
302
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,025
It came up in conversation.
303
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,560
What conversation?
304
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,263
The conversation I had with him
305
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,465
when I offered
to teach him to drive.
306
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:23,436
I specifically told you
I did not want him driving.
307
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,605
I made a call. Look, I know
you're trying to protect Dele,
308
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,574
but he's growing up
whether you like it or not.
309
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,810
Well, thank you
for educating me about my son.
310
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,080
Aw, come on, don't... (sighs)
311
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,383
Get.
312
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,090
(knock on door)
Knock, knock.
313
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,657
Kaasan, Auntie.
314
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,494
Just coming to have lunch
with my blue-collar husband.
315
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,129
Uncle's sealing up some windows.
316
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,531
Walk till you hear the sounds
of Earth, Wind, and Tunde.
317
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,633
(laughs)
318
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,102
He's like a new man.
319
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,670
He has lost eight pounds
since he started helping you.
320
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,173
That's great. I don't know
what I'd do without him.
321
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,142
He comes home each day
with the appetite
322
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,843
of someone 20 years younger.
323
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,246
You're not talking
about food, are you?
324
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,281
(whispers):
No.
325
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,551
(phone ringing)
I got to take this.
326
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,986
Oh, of course.
327
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,854
Bob Wheeler.
328
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,524
TAYO (over phone): Bob.
I'm sorry, who's this?
329
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:18,691
Tayo.
330
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,960
I just spoke to Abishola.
331
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,229
It seems we are
in the doghouse together.
332
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,164
(barks, laughs)
333
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,899
Glad this is fun for you.
334
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,500
Ah, she's overreacting.
335
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,537
I taught Dele to drive the same
way my father taught me.
336
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,972
Oh, what kind of car
did you learn in?
337
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,174
A ruby red Nissan Terrano II.
338
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,242
Sounds cool.
339
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,676
It was not.
340
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,512
'67 Impala for me.
341
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,781
Ah, that was my dream car.
342
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,584
Ah, your dream car
got six gallons to the mile.
343
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,153
You mean miles to the gallon?
344
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,922
No, I said it right.
(Tayo laughs)
345
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,724
You should have seen Dele
on his first drive.
346
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,193
I said, "Only do
347
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,794
what makes you
feel comfortable,"
348
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,231
and, boom, he got right on
the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.
349
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,299
The what?
350
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,201
It's the Route 66 of Nigeria.
351
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,735
(both chuckle)
Well, from now on,
352
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,905
I'll think of it as
the Lagos-Ibadan of America.
353
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,340
(laughs)
354
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,775
Ah... It's nice to know
355
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,743
that there's someone rational
in my son's life.
356
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,580
Hey, Abishola's raising
that kid on her own
357
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:16,316
in a country that brings danger
for him at every turn.
358
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,618
God bless her
for being overprotective.
359
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,053
I'm sorry,
360
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,622
did I call Bob or my ex-wife?
361
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,657
I'm hanging up. Okay.
362
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,626
I was just saying
I'm happy there's
363
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,162
a like-minded parent
for Dele in America.
364
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,630
Oh, we're not like-minded.
365
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,299
We just agree
on this one thing.
366
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,235
Oh, so you don't think
it would be good
367
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,404
for Dele to get a summer job?
368
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,207
Okay, we agree about two things.
369
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,909
Ah. It will teach him responsibility,
370
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,377
keep him out of trouble.
371
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,146
Put some money in his pocket.
372
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,215
Hmm. You know, Abishola thinks
373
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,417
he should focus on his studies,
374
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,253
but if both of us push for it...
375
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,755
I'm hanging up.
376
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,628
(knock on door)
You wanted to see me?
377
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,331
Ah, yes. Please, have a seat.
378
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,233
(clears throat)
379
00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,301
At the end of every
successful week,
380
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,137
I like to treat myself
381
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,005
to a finger
of single malt scotch.
382
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,406
Sounds nice.
It is.
383
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,976
Guess who else
has earned a finger.
384
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,612
All right,
finger me, bro.
385
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,814
(laughs)
386
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,483
Cheers.
Cheers.
387
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,752
Hey, Goodwin, do you have a sec?
388
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,587
I do not.
389
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,523
I've noticed
that sales from our
390
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,159
men's line have dropped,
and I think
391
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,693
it might be a design issue.
392
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,928
Okay. Goodbye.
393
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,997
Well, when it comes to
therapeutic hosiery,
394
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,034
men prefer a more discreet look
over loud patterns.
395
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,302
Research shows that
396
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,570
they don't like
drawing attention
397
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,038
to their health needs.
398
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,206
Interesting.
399
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,374
I thought so.
400
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,242
Well done.
401
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,378
In the future,
if you have other ideas,
402
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,347
you may tell Douglas,
and he will pass them along.
403
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,016
Of course.
404
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,386
Hang on, Christina.
405
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,489
You should know,
if it wasn't for her,
406
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,990
I wouldn't have had
407
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,025
any idea what to do about
the whole messed-up order.
408
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,327
Is that so?
409
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,628
DOUGLAS:
It is.
410
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,798
I would've genuinely been
lost without her.
411
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,068
Christina, sit down.
412
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,936
Join us for a finger.
413
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,339
I'm sorry?
414
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,608
It'll make sense
in a second.
415
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,180
Let's see,
how about fishing?
416
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,116
Anybody ever teach you
how to fish?
417
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,683
Uncle Tunde.
418
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,452
Hmm...
419
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,387
You ever
play poker?
420
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,556
Well, how do you think
I got these shoes?
421
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,758
Dele?
Yes, Mum?
422
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:39,826
Come with me.
423
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,361
Am I in trouble?
424
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,962
You will see.
425
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,098
(sighs) Seems like yes.
426
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,566
Good luck, buddy.
427
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,273
Ta-da!
428
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,975
Are you serious?
429
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,310
You let Bob buy me a car?
430
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,945
I bought it.
431
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,748
It has the highest
possible safety ratings,
432
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,183
and because
it is yellow,
433
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:06,253
people will see you
and not crash into you.
434
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,655
It's definitely yellow.
435
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,423
Thank you, Mum.
I love it.
436
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,693
I have conditions.
437
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,663
You will always have somebody
in the car with you.
438
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,731
Yes, Mum.
And you will
439
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:22,001
have to get 100% in all
of your classes first.
440
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,803
Yes, Mum.
(scoffs)
441
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,773
And you will not even touch it
without a proper permit.
442
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,542
So... why do I
have it now?
443
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:33,045
Because if you must grow up,
you will do it my way.
444
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,150
Whose car is that?
Mine.
445
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,719
Somehow I ended up
with a car.
446
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,322
Can I sit in it?
Go ahead.
447
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,123
Keys?
Not a chance.
448
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,030
You continually
amaze me.
449
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,133
(chuckles)
I amaze myself.
450
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,412
♪ No matter what anybody says,
I already know ♪
451
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,113
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
452
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,182
♪ A sign is a route in the midst
of adversity... ♪
453
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:12,084
Ten and two, Dele.
Ten and two!
454
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,521
Of course,
Grandma Dottie. Sorry.
455
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,357
Watch the road, boy.
Are you trying to kill us?
456
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,858
No, Granny Ebun.
457
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,260
And turn down that music.
458
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,729
I can barely hear myself
shout at you.
459
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,564
Yes, Granny Ebun.
460
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,199
What should we do next?
461
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:29,236
I'd be happy
to take you two back home.
462
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,703
You want to hit up
a happy hour?
463
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,171
Dele can stay
in the car.
464
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,106
I did it all the
time with Bobby.
465
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,309
I suppose I could go
for a Mai Tai.
466
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,879
Attagirl! Dele, take us
to the Red Onion on 14th.
467
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,381
Step on it.
468
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,082
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469
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