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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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And one more
for your records.
What's this?
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My resignation.
Thank you for the last 30 years.
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(laughs)
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Wait, you're serious?
Yes,
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Mr. Wheeler, I wish you
continued success.
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Aw, just sit down,
let's talk about this.
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It is too late.
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I have already accepted
another job at Toesey Woesies.
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My sister stole you?
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If you call offering me
a higher paying job
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with better prospects
stealing, then yes.
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I'm just gonna say it.
It's weird without Goodwin here.
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We don't need anybody else.
We got Bob.
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He'll pick up the slack
like he always does.
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He's never let us down.
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When his father, Max, died,
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he quit school and
swooped in to save us.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Gave up my dream
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of being a sportscaster
to come here.
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And when your first marriage was
falling apart, where were you?
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Here.
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And four days after
your heart attack,
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which this job gave you,
where were you?
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Right back here,
working up another one.
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DOTTIE: Exactly.
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My Bobby doesn't need friends.
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He doesn't need hobbies.
He's got MaxDot.
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The whole country could be hit
by an atomic bomb,
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and our little cockroach would
still be here selling socks.
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Hey, Bobby,
where you going?
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Bob?
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("Room Service" by Kiss playing)
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♪ I'm feeling low,
no place to go ♪
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♪ And I'm-a thinking
that I'm gonna scream... ♪
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MAN: Bob.
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Bob.
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Bobby.
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You mind turning that down?
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I can't hear myself drink.
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♪ To shut the light. *
(music turns off)
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Thank you.
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I know what you're gonna say,
Dad, you think I made a mistake.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Mistakes aren't always
a bad thing.
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Take your first marriage--
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that was a disaster,
but you're a better man for it.
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I am.
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I mean, that broad
was a nightmare.
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Yeah.
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I tried to tell you
at the wedding.
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I remember your speech.
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Well, that's blood
under the bridge.
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I see you lost some weight.
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Yeah, I'm trying to get healthy.
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(scoffs)
You kids and your crazy fads.
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I'm done, Dad.
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I can't do
the job anymore.
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Yeah, I get it.
You do?
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Yeah. You hit the wall.
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So, what do I do?
Simple.
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Pick yourself up,
brush yourself off,
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and get back to work.
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It's that easy, huh?
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Well, I was also a big fan
of the amphetamines.
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Used to get 'em
from a guy named Rick.
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You know, I think I got his
beeper number here somewhere.
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It's been 25 years.
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I'm fried. I'm tapped out.
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Aw, is it hard to run
the sock factory
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your daddy left you?
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As a matter of fact, it is.
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You know what my daddy left me?
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You told me:
a carton of cigarettes.
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Menthol.
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BOTH: Ugh.
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The job was
easy for you.
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You could sell bibles
to a brothel.
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I never sold them any bibles
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or compression socks.
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On the whole,
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prostitutes have
pretty good circulation.
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(sighs)
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I don't know how many years
I got left.
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I got to figure out
who I am, why I'm here.
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Don't tell me you're in therapy.
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No, as you can see,
I'm doing great.
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Here's all you need
to know, Bobby.
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Guys like you and me,
we're worker bees.
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You bring home the honey
till you die,
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or your stinger falls off.
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That's it?
Ah, it's not all bad.
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Worker bees
get to go on business trips,
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get to buzz around
some new flowers.
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Careful not to pollenate 'em.
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What if I don't want
to be a worker bee?
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What if I want to be
something else?
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What? The queen?
(chuckles)
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Oh, my God, is that why
you lost all the weight?
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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)
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Did I tell you
my husband and I
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are sleeping in
separate bedrooms?
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Is everything all right?
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Everything's
fantastic.
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No more snoring,
fighting over blankets,
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and now, any time
I'm in the mood,
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he's my across-the-hall
booty call. (chuckles)
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Well, I'm happy where
my booty call is located.
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That's nice.
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It won't last,
but it's nice.
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(cell phone rings)
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Hello, Dottie.
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Hey, honey.
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I was just wondering
if you heard from Bob today.
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No.
DOTTIE: Oh.
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Okay.
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I'm sure everything's fine.
We'll talk later.
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Dottie, is something wrong?
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Well, I don't
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want to worry you, but...
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your husband has gone missing.
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What?
DOTTIE: Yeah.
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He walked out
in the middle of a meeting.
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Had this weird look on his face.
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What kind of weird look?
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Oh, you know, like
his will to live is gone.
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But I'm
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probably reading
too much into it.
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Oh, my God.
What's going on?
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Hold on.
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(stammers)
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Straight to voice mail.
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He didn't pick up.
He always picks up.
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Now, take it easy,
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there could be
a lot of explanations.
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There's no reason to assume
he's dead in a ditch somewhere.
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Oh, my God.
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What's going on?
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Bob might be dead in a ditch.
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What?
DOTTIE: Just let me know
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if you hear from him.
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Or if he's brought
into your emergency room.
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I have to go and check
the emergency room.
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Well, anything I can do?
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Drive around, look at ditches.
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Hello, Douglas.
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Hey, man.
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Is that a beer?
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Yep. Want one?
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We are at work, Douglas.
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Yep. Want one?
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I know these are
uncertain times,
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but we do not have to give up
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just because Bob and Goodwin
have left.
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(scoffs) That's easy
for you to say.
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When this all goes down,
you'll get another job.
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My only skill is my
last name is Wheeler.
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That is not true,
you have skills.
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You don't have to humor me, man.
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I know I'm just
a pretty face and hair.
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I know you are scared,
we all are,
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but in times like this,
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we must be greater
than our fear.
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I tell you I don't
have any skills,
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and you think I can do that?
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You do not
have to do this alone.
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We are in this together.
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There you are.
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I found your résumé
in the copier.
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My résumé? You must be mistaken.
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Oh, really?
Is there another
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Kofoworola Olanipekun
working here?
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Dude.
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I was only putting out feelers.
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Well, how about
you feel this.
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I felt it.
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You can count on me, Mom.
I'm not going anywhere.
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Are you drunk?
Mm, almost.
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Give me that.
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And you can stick that résumé
where the sun don't shine.
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Like under a rock?
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More like a tiny cave.
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Bob, please call me
as soon as you get this.
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(sighs)
Voice mail again.
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I'm sure there's a
simple explanation.
Like what?
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He has fallen in love
with another woman
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and he's running
away from you.
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He would not do that.
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Okay.
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Would he do that?
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Maybe not, maybe
he is in a ditch.
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Hello, Mummy,
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if you hear from Bob,
please call me.
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Everything is fine,
we just cannot find him.
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No, he's not
running away from me.
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Okay, what
do we know?
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He suddenly left work,
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his phone is off,
he used to be fat.
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What does fat
have to do with anything?
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Fat men are grateful
for what they have.
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They do not run away
from their wives.
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They do not
run anywhere.
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You are being ridiculous.
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Hello, Auntie.
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If you hear from Bob,
please let me know.
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No, no, nothing is wrong,
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I just cannot find him.
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No, he is not
running away from me.
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Geez, look at this place.
Nothing's changed.
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Same menu.
Not true.
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They have a veggie dog now.
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What's that? Like,
a boiled carrot?
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Comes with barbecue sauce. Mm.
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You and me ate here a lot.
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After every fight
with your mother.
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You and me ate here a lot.
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Your mother is a
passionate woman.
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I don't know how you guys
stayed together so long.
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Your mother is a
passionate woman.
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(groans) Oh.
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So, what's the
plan, son?
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I don't know.
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Thinking about
a vanilla shake.
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That's exactly
what I'd do.
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Eat yourself sick?
Fill the hole.
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You do it with food,
I did it with scotch.
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You also gambled. Hey,
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if I wanted to talk to my wife,
I would've visited my wife.
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The point is,
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you do what you have
to do so you can
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get back to work
the next day.
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Says the guy who dropped dead
on the warehouse floor.
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A hero's death.
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Nope.
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What are you doing?
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I don't want to
end up like you.
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(scoffs)
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You just wasted a dollar.
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That hot dog was eight dollars.
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Eight dollars?!
That's a full tank of gas.
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Bob.
Thank God you're okay.
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I'm fine, I'm fine.
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Why aren't you
answering your phone?
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I'm sorry, it's kind
of hard to explain.
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Oh, just tell her
you are running away.
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How'd you know
I'd be here?
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This is your happy place.
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And your sad place.
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And your "lost money
on a football game" place.
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Is that why you disappeared?
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Because you gambled away
Abishola's house?
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Can you give
us a minute?
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You can come live with me.
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I'm sorry I
didn't call.
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Are you running away from me?
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What? No, of
course not.
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00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,778
You're the only thing
in my life I'm sure of.
259
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,980
That is very sweet.
260
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,349
Why didn't you call?
261
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,951
Because I knew you'd
ask me what I'm doing,
262
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,519
and I don't
have an answer.
263
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,021
I have an answer.
264
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,588
You have gone crazy.
265
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,025
And that's why I didn't
want to talk to you.
266
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,559
So, what am I supposed to do--
sit around
267
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,062
and wait for my husband
to come to his senses?
268
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,464
I just need
a little time.
269
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,802
Take all the time you need.
270
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,171
Let's go.
Mm-hmm.
271
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,040
Make sure you keep the house.
272
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,075
We will be happier there.
273
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,944
SO that's the
new wife, eh?
274
00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,245
Yup.
275
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,413
Not from Detroit,
I'm guessing.
276
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,416
Nigeria.
No.
277
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,584
Yeah.
How?
278
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,220
I had a heart attack,
she was my nurse.
279
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,622
And you bagged her?
280
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,358
That's my boy.
281
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,195
UNCLE TUNDE:
Oh,
282
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,297
that is good news.
283
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,900
Abishola found Bob, he's fine.
284
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,234
Oh, thank God.
(all sigh)
285
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,870
Why did he disappear
like that?
286
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,173
Hold on. Uh, why did he
disappear like that?
287
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,076
Apparently, he wanted a hot dog.
288
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,443
Is he coming
back to work?
289
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,513
Stand by.
Is he coming back to work?
290
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,582
Ah-ha.
291
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,450
I understand.
292
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,886
No.
293
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,587
Why?
294
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:01,822
Why?
295
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,557
Uh-huh.
296
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,027
She does not know.
297
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:08,829
What does she know?
298
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,131
What do you know?
299
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:13,600
I see.
300
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,537
She says he did not
run away from her.
301
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:21,374
That's not news. He's as loyal
as a three-legged dog.
302
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,878
Dottie says that
he is as loyal as a dog
303
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,080
with an amputate...
304
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,581
She hung up.
305
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,818
I can't believe
Bob quit on me.
306
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:31,952
I'm so sorry.
307
00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,753
There is a
Nigerian saying,
308
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:37,390
"Every time a child
chooses their own path,
309
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,093
an angel falls from heaven."
310
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,029
That is not a saying.
311
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,663
I am trying to comfort her.
312
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,366
Dele. Come here.
313
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,302
A-Am I in trouble?
314
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:52,172
The whole family
is in trouble.
315
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,506
What's going on?
316
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,742
Bob can no longer
provide for his family.
317
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,278
You must be ready
to be the man of the house.
318
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,715
I'm 15.
319
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,985
I was 13
320
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,054
when I started
my first business.
321
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,555
It failed.
322
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,423
I was 13.
323
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,295
(sighs)
Oh, gosh. Okay, okay,
324
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,430
you can do this,
you can do this.
325
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,933
People get laid off
all the time.
326
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,434
He will understand.
327
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,304
Giving bad news doesn't make you
a bad person. (chuckles)
328
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:27,274
You're just following orders.
329
00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,409
Like a Nazi.
330
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,047
Hey, pal,
got a minute?
331
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,382
Of course, please come in.
332
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,084
Oh, I see
you've decorated
333
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,685
your office already.
334
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,154
Just a few pictures
of my family.
335
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,556
A few... dozen.
336
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,792
This is my
mother and father
337
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,060
in Lagos. Ah.
338
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,229
My grandmother,
also in Lagos.
339
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,165
Nice.
This is my grandfather,
he's dead.
340
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,967
Buried in Lagos?
341
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,668
Exactly right.
342
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,205
So, uh...
And here is my cousin,
343
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,974
Joseph, he lives in Liverpool,
344
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,611
birthplace of the Beatles, but
he prefers the Rolling Stones.
345
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,947
(giggles) Funny.
346
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,181
It is. (laughs)
347
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,817
So, listen...
And this is my sister,
348
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,320
Blessing, lives
in Portland, Oregon,
349
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,955
works for Nike. Oh...
350
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:16,223
See?
351
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,358
For my birthday.
(laughs)
352
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,293
Blessings from Blessing.
(chuckles)
353
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:23,063
And this is my wife,
354
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,499
my two daughters, and my son
when we were at Disney World.
355
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:30,037
I-I see the mouse ears.
356
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,704
(laughs) Cute story.
357
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,173
Oh, great.
358
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,607
My son, Bayo,
359
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,944
ate so many sweet treats,
he had a stomach ache,
360
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:40,914
and Goofy had to carry him
to first aid. (laughing)
361
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,216
God bless Goofy.
362
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,618
Speaking of nauseous...
I have told
363
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,222
everyone how you gave me
this amazing opportunity.
364
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,691
Awesome.
They cannot wait to meet you.
365
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:52,960
Is that right?
366
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,762
My children already call you
Auntie Christina.
367
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,897
Oh, my God.
368
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,933
Are you okay?
369
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,935
No.
370
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,704
I'm a Nazi.
371
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,016
Last time I saw you
in the flesh,
372
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,218
you were sitting
in that chair.
373
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,553
Ah, the flesh.
374
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,090
I don't miss it.
375
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,093
If I remember correctly,
you were writing me a check.
376
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,596
Sounds right. I loved
spending money on you kids.
377
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,198
You were very generous.
378
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,701
It was just my way of
compensating for all the guilt.
379
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,569
What were you guilty about?
380
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:40,207
Are you kidding? I worked 24/7.
I was never there for you.
381
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,575
Hell, this is
the longest conversation
382
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,013
you and me have ever had,
and I'm not really here.
383
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,682
You took care of us.
You were a great dad.
384
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,052
You know the secret
to being a great dad?
385
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,088
What?
Die early.
386
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,524
(knocking)
Come in.
387
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,693
You wanted to see me,
Mr. Wheeler.
388
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,296
Yeah, thanks for coming over.
Come on in, grab a chair.
389
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,798
So...
390
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,901
how you making out
over at Toesey Woesies?
391
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,703
Oh, uh...
392
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,239
it is wonderful.
393
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:15,208
Going to work there was
the best decision of my life.
394
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,476
That's great.
395
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,346
Mm-hmm. Very great.
396
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,281
And how are you doing?
397
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,915
The truth?
398
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,085
I've been talking
to my dead dad all day.
399
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,321
Oh, I see.
400
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,190
Uh, was he helpful?
401
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,625
Actually, yeah.
It is important
402
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,794
to talk to those
who have come before us,
403
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:38,665
but do not ignore them,
they get angry.
404
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,600
I'll keep that in mind.
405
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,402
So, how may I help you?
406
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,371
I had a job proposition for you,
407
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,938
but you seem pretty happy
where you are.
408
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,476
Very happy.
What is your proposition?
409
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,211
How would you feel about sitting
410
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,147
in that chair?
411
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,615
That is your chair. No.
412
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,951
That chair belongs
to the president of the company.
413
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,320
I'm gonna be CEO.
414
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,422
What is the difference?
415
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,756
Well, the president
does all the work
416
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,193
and the CEO drops by
every now and then
417
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,661
to criticize that work.
418
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,098
So, you would be like my mother?
419
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,500
Don't make it weird.
420
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,138
So, what do you think?
421
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,607
It would take a lot of money
for me to leave Toesey Woesies,
422
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,743
which, as I mentioned, I love.
423
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,312
I get it.
424
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,515
Of course, your pay would be
appropriate to the position.
425
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,251
And this would
definitely be my office?
426
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,353
No take-backsies?
427
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,422
This would be your office.
428
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,457
Excuse me.
429
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,958
Where you going?
430
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,995
I have a box of pictures
in my car. I will be right back.
431
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,865
Look at you, delegating.
432
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,701
It's the only way
I'm ever gonna have a life.
433
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:52,004
What does that even
mean, "have a life"?
434
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,641
Well, when you're on
your deathbed looking back,
435
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,509
you have no regrets.
436
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,412
Really?
437
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,482
That's upsetting.
438
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,418
I'll try and have a life
for both of us.
439
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,020
I like that. Thanks.
440
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,427
Call me if you need me.
441
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,865
I'll always need you, Dad.
442
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,500
Nah.
443
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,935
You got this.
444
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,874
I'm not asleep.
Of course you're not.
445
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,478
Do you still need time to think?
446
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,079
Nope. I got a plan.
447
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,916
Good. I'm very
happy for you.
448
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,153
You still mad at me?
Yes.
449
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,688
But I'm glad you're home.
450
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,790
Me too.
451
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,026
Bob.
Yeah?
452
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,030
The next time I'm
worried you are dead,
453
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,632
you better be.
454
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,004
I love you, too.
455
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,006
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