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when the sun in the morning
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peeps over the hill 2 g chord.
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And kisses the roses
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round my window sill.
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Then my heart fills with gladness
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when I hear the trill
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of the birds in the treetops
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on mockingbird hill
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mmt gives me a thrill
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to wake up in the morning
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it's here. Mama! It's coming!
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Hurry, belle! Come on!
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Are you ready? ♪ name?
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I'll send you half my paycheck every week.
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Be careful, won't you?
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I mean, you do understand all about life and everything?
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I know about boys, mama.
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You got to be careful of men.
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I thought I was lookin' for a man.
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Well, you is.
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It's complicated.
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There ain't too many good ones out there like your daddy.
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What you got to do is...
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Oh.
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You got to sort it out for yourself.
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But there is one thing I can tell you.
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Never trust a man who says, "trust me."
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Did you hear that?
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when the sun in the morning peeps over the hill
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and kisses the roses round my window sill
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then my heart fills with gladness
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when I hear the trill
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of the birds in the treetops on mockingbird hill
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tra-la-la tweedle-Dee-Dee-Dee
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dmt gives me a thrill
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to wake up in the morning
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jellies! You got the jellies?
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Get 'em out there.
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People waitin' on jellies.
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Okay, okay.
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Excuse me.
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Did I hear you playing the guitar?
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Yes, sir, I play a bit,
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as long as the chords are g, c, d and a.
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G, c, d and a? That's amazing.
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Have you ever thought about getting into entertainment?
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You mean, show business?
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My name is John snyder. My friends call me "red."
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Nice to meet you.
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Can I ask you a question?
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How much money do you make here?
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I make almost $30 a week.
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Almost $30 a week.
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How does $30 a night sound?
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Plus, I'll buy you...
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A brand new outeit.
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What a night! Great crowd.
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Let me take a look at you.
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What kind of place is this?
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It's a variety-type situation.
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They're gonna love mockingbird hill.
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That's 'cause it's a fabulous tune.
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But you know what it needs?
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A fabulous stage name to go with it.
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Your eyes are like stars.
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Your hair is like fire,
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like heat, like star heat,
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star fire,
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star Blaze, your new name.
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How do you like it?
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I feel like an imposter.
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You got something better?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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I've got something unique in mind.
Tell me.
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Blaze starr.
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Amazing.
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With two r's. Yeah!
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Come on, Blaze starr.
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I want you to go out there and tell the people a story.
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Play it, sister!
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when the sun in the morning
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peeps over the hill
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and kisses the roses
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round my window sill
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let's take it off.
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when I hear the trill
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of the birds in the treetops
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hey, babe, take it off.
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There's peace and good will
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you've got to take it off!
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I ain't takin' nothing off!
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Of course not. Look at me.
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It's just dancing.
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What about my singing career?
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You just had it.
You need a new career.
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You brought me here to take my clothes off.
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No, no. I thought it was a mockingbird hill crowd.
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They're animals out there.
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- Animals?
- Animals!
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Animals?
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Those are our fighting boys.
They're going off to Korea...
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To fight the red peril.
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I thought it was the yellow peril.
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There's perils everywhere!
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You ever heard of the 38th parallel?
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For some of those boys,
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that's the last parallel they'll ever see.
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Those boys are about to give their lives for you.
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The least you can do for them is give them a little tit.
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You're not selfish,
are you, Blaze?
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If you won't do it for yourself...
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Or for $30 a night,
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Blaze starr with two r's,
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will you do it for America?
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Now we're talking.
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Off with the shoes.
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You're doing fine.
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Whoa, whoa!
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Go back out there.
It's for our men.
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God bless you.
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What a debut! Come to papa.
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I felt such love and warmth and...
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Respect.
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That's it! I felt such...
♪ name?
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Let me tell you, tits come and tits go,
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but you've got a chance...
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To go all the way in this business,
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if you don't get caught up...
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With the low-class egg-suckers who run this racket.
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I don't want to get caught.
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You won't if...
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If what?
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If you and I...
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Become partners.
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Partners?
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Trust me.
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I'm gonna go freshen up...
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Before we become partners.
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You're fresher than a summer Zephyr...
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Blowin' cherry blossoms across the chesapeake bay.
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You're more than honeysuckle...
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I know.
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Le toilette.
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Thank you.
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Hey there
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you with the stars in your eyes
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love never made a fool of you
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you used to be too wise
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hey there
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2 you on that high-flying cloud.
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He wouldn't throw a crumb to you.
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J now you just hope he'll come to you
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Hey, get back here!
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Forget the cherry blossom shit, bitch!
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You'll never work in show business again!
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This is not the way America works!
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Next time you see me .
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j things won't be the same
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next time you see me .\
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j things won't be the same
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j and if it hurts you my darling
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you only have yourself to blame.
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Just like those true, true sayings
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all that shines is not gold
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no
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just like those true, true sayings
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all that shines is not gold
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oh no
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just like the good book says
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you got to reap what you sow
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Dear mama, you were right.
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It ain't easy to find a man you can wake up happy next to.
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There is a lot of young boys, but not a lot of real men.
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I'm thinkin" of heading down to New Orleans.
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There's a higher class of people down there,
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'cause of France and all.
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Ah, yeah
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we've got the most beautiful showgirls.
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Uh-huh, yeah, oh, boy!
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You know, marriage is like a 3-ring circus.
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You got your engagement ring,
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then your wedding ring,
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and then your suffer-ring.
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Time for some bon temps rouler!
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From Baltimore, Maryland,
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by way of the city jail,
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the one and only miss Blaze starr!
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Let's hear it!
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Hi, fellas.
Glad you could make it.
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Hi, there, ralphie.
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Hmm, raising some pup tents already?
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My fightin' boys are back.
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Nice to see a lot of real men here tonight.
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Eat your heart out, sweet thing.
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How you all doin'?
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You want to go flower picking in my hills?
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You handsome hunk of love.
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Evening, governor.
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Looks like a fine night for prowlin' around,
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don't it?
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Good pickings tonight, governor.
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Good night for prowlin' around.
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Fine night for prowlin'.
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Hi, sweet thing. How are ya?
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How you doin', governor?
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She's sure got the equipment.
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How you all doin'?
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A good cop is hard to find.
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A hard cop is better to find.
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Would you help me?
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"Course I will.
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Hell, yeah!
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Havin' a bit of trouble?
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Uh, just a snag.
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Got it.
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Come here.
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A little souvenir for the wife.
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Good lord!
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He's tied up now.
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She's a pretty thing.
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Keep goin"
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that's it, take that thing off!
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Good god almighty!
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Let's hear it for miss spontaneous combustion,
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and I do mean bust-ion!
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All right!
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Let's bon temps rouler!
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Who's the guy with the cops?
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We gettin' busted?
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No, Blaze, that's the governor.
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He wants to meet you. ♪ name?
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The governor's met all the girls on bourbon street.
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Dinner with Earl might be worth a new fur coat.
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A new fur coat.
What does he take me for?
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Face it, honey. We ain't nuns.
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Antoine, tell the governor that I'm deeply offended,
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and my dignity's been assaulted.
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Excuse me, governor.
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She's offended by your offer of a fur coat...
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So, offer her an oldsmobile.
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Never mind. I'll do it myself.
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Hello.
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Hello, Earl.
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How are you, sweetie?
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Nice to see you again.
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Delilah, you are an artiste.
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Well, miss starr.
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Earl kemp long. Sir.
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Some people call me unkempt long.
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It's a pleasure, your honor.
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That's some show you got there, gal.
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Powerful expression of basic human needs.
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I think of myself as a storyteller.
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We could all use a good story, couldn't we?
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I suppose you heard about me.
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I heard you own half the congressmen in Louisiana.
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That's a goddamn lie.
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I've never bought a congressman. I rent "em.
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That way you don't waste taxpayers' money?
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You got a fine grasp of politics.
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I guess I've got...
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A soft spot for politicians.
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The fine governor of Louisiana...
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Would be honored to have one of your stockings.
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Only if I can tie it around your neck.
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You mean, like a noose?
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Yeah, but a pretty one.
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I got enough stuff around my neck.
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Then would the fine governor of Louisiana...
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Be interested in powderin' my behind?
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It's time for le grand finale magnifique.
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I never thought a man in your position...
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00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:49,787
Would take so long makin' up his mind. Goodbye.
275
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,915
If 1 could walk like that,
276
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,877
I'd walk everywhere I went.
277
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,793
Miss starr!
278
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:03,043
Miss starr, I'd like to see you again.
279
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,715
Can I trust you?
280
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,633
Hell, no!
281
00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:10,304
No? What a wonderful thing to say.
282
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,139
Goddamn it, la grange.
I do have a weakness...
283
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,933
For tough-minded, iron-willed,
284
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:19,435
independent women with big Hooters.
285
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,686
Call it a weakness if you want to,
286
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,187
but in my mind...
287
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:27,818
You're diggin' yourself a grave with these women.
288
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,320
I hope so.
289
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,411
Oh, yeah.
290
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,919
Hey, governor!
291
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,539
I'm talkin' to you!
292
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,092
Looks like you been doin' a lot of tomcattin'.
293
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:48,384
Ain't none of your goddamn business, deeter.
294
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,842
You little pissant!
295
00:21:51,853 --> 00:21:55,846
They say you backin' that damn nigger rights bill.
296
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:57,973
You're a federal congressman.
297
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,895
Votin' rights is a state matter.
298
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,268
Keep out of my business.
299
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,271
You backed it 'cause they vote for you,
300
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:07,149
you nigger-lover!
301
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,126
I don't believe you understand...
302
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,995
The issues in this campaign.
303
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:24,374
All right, let's talk issues.
♪ Name?
304
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,337
You got a sister, two cousins,
305
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,555
and a granddaddy on the state payroll.
306
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,971
That's an issue.
You want to keep...
307
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,639
The family tongue in the public trough,
308
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:39,355
just remember who's fillin' it with slop.
309
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,223
If my family's a burden on the state,
310
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,271
I'll switch them to the federal trough.
311
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,315
The only issue is niggers.
312
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:49,566
Tell us whether you're votin' yes or you're votin' "no."
313
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,694
Damn!
314
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:56,785
You tell me whether that means yes or no.
315
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,034
You bit me.
316
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,708
You're damn right I did.
317
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,087
He apologizes,
318
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:10,086
and I've had an upliftin' experience.
319
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,258
Come here, son.
320
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:16,342
I have a hunch that tomorrow morning,
321
00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,811
we're gonna read in the times-picayune...
322
00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:20,395
Of a generous contribution...
323
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,389
To the Louisiana war veterans home,
324
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:26,986
in the name of this enlightened congressman.
325
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,446
Cough up, son.
326
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,117
Thank you.
327
00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:40,366
The kit Kat club's still open, isn't it boys?
328
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:57,968
Dd one night of sin is what I'm now payin' for the things I did and I saw
331
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,349
Dear mama,
332
00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:07,318
I think my singing career is about to take off.
333
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,857
Tonight,
334
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,947
I met the fine governor of the great state of Louisiana.
335
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,158
They tell me he's a real gentleman,
336
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:18,404
a wonderful speaker, and even a gourmet cook.
337
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,371
Hello.
338
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:26,997
Time to belly up to some
crawfish étouffée,
339
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,751
a nice slice of
Paris in the pot.
340
00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,923
With all due respect to you
and your fine étouffée,
341
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:37,970
we do have some
business to discuss.
342
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,434
The downstate catholic Democratic regulars...
343
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:45,353
Don't want to commit themselves to your reelection campaign.
344
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,648
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
345
00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:51,361
Well,
346
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:55,859
lookee what we got here.
347
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:58,361
Welcome to Roosevelt hotel.
348
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:00,408
Ladies and gentlemen,
349
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,954
I would like to introduce miss Blaze starr.
350
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:07,044
She is a performing artist on the local cultural scene,
351
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:09,505
and an epic storyteller.
352
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,090
Miss starr, I would like to introduce you...
353
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:15,336
To some of my yes-men and their lovely wives.
354
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,713
This is Chester thibodeaux and j.W. La grange,
355
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:22,219
and the rest of 'em. Bon soir.
356
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,220
Bon soir.
357
00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:29,100
That fellow down there is representative eldon tuck.
358
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,022
He invited himself up here tonight...
359
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:35,490
To explain some problem that he imagines is on the horizon.
360
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:37,859
Good evenin', ma'am.
361
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,077
No, I ain't imaginin' nothing.
362
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,413
Everybody knows it's illegal...
363
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,874
To succeed yourself the way you are plannin'.
364
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,494
Earl's already got that figured out.
365
00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:51,464
He's gonna resign the day before his term ends.
366
00:25:51,592 --> 00:25:55,301
His lieutenant governor will take over for 24 hours.
367
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:59,138
That way, Earl don't succeed hisself.
368
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,974
I'm sorry, but the legislature knows that.
369
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,935
They are in the process of slipping through a bill...
370
00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:07,396
That will make it necessary for the governor to resign...
371
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:12,109
Nine months before the end of his term.
372
00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:15,196
I'm afraid they got you this time.
373
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,985
Got me, hell!
374
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:20,450
They just shot themselves another wooden duck is all.
375
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,570
They dumber than I thought.
376
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:26,119
I wonder what them bastards would do if, for example,
377
00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:29,039
I was to run for lieutenant governor.
378
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:32,129
And on the same ticket, for example,
379
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:35,591
we was to run some broke-down claiming horse for governor,
380
00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,756
like my good friend thibodeaux there.
381
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:40,880
Me, for governor?
382
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:44,133
For 24 hours.
And the day after we win,
383
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:47,308
you resign and I reascend to the governor's chair.
384
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:50,556
They'll be dancin' in the streets.
385
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:53,901
I bet nobody ever heard of that one before.
386
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:57,613
That's a good idea. Damn fine.
387
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,824
Excuse me. You know where the ladies room 18?
388
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:04,571
For whatever reason might she be needin' a ladies room?
389
00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:06,447
Shh!
390
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,871
For whatever reason might you be needin' a ladies room?
391
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:14,498
'Cause I need to take a pee.
392
00:27:14,508 --> 00:27:17,341
Ladies pissoir is that-a-way,
393
00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:18,800
and to the left.
394
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:23,218
Ma'am. Ma'am.
395
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,134
Hmm.
396
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:29,478
I'd like to be governor for a day.
397
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,187
Get you one of them rubber stamps,
398
00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:33,183
a parking space of your own.
399
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:35,480
You'd have a hell of a time.
400
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,604
Now that will fly, won't it?
401
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:41,198
Well,
402
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:44,444
I don't know if it will fly or not,
403
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:49,199
but it will sure as hell flap its wings.
404
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,496
On behalf of my constituents,
405
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,666
we would be proud to commit our support...
406
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:58,382
To the fine ticket of thibodeaux and long.
407
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,125
Long and thibodeaux!
408
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:05,052
Long and thibodeaux.
409
00:28:05,059 --> 00:28:08,017
Long and thibodeaux,
410
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,557
but we do have...
411
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,850
One small favor to ask.
412
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,348
What's that?
413
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,602
Go a little light on the nigger issue.
414
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:20,150
I don't make deals.
415
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:23,900
What kind of governor do you think I am?
416
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,597
That's my brother, huey.
417
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,094
Oh.
418
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,721
Yeah, a great man.
419
00:28:53,857 --> 00:28:56,724
Could have been president of the United States.
420
00:28:56,860 --> 00:29:00,694
But back in 1935, he ran into a small problem.
421
00:29:00,698 --> 00:29:02,984
What small problem?
422
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:05,028
A bullet.
423
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,117
God rest his soul.
424
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,954
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
425
00:29:09,957 --> 00:29:12,744
I busted my butt for him,
426
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,117
and he wouldn't give me the time of day...
427
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:17,245
Unless he wanted somethin...
428
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,463
Let's talk about somethin' else.
429
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,673
What's that?
430
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,965
That is the biggest bobcat ever shot in Louisiana.
431
00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:27,088
You shouldn't kill animals.
432
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:31,718
I didn't know you was the animal type.
433
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,226
Maybe we should go in the other room,
434
00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:38,690
so people don't get the wrong idea about us.
435
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,559
Well,
436
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:43,654
we wouldn't want that to happen.
437
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,698
Where'd everybody go?
438
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,246
Into the great Louisiana night.
439
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:57,993
You ought to know...
440
00:29:58,005 --> 00:29:59,711
That old age and treachery...
441
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,707
Is gonna triumph over youth and good intentions.
442
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,674
Mister governor!
443
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,964
Them's a big pair of rascals you got.
444
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:10,339
You mean my eyes?
I mean your titties.
445
00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:11,761
Call me Earl.
446
00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:15,352
Earl. Good night.
447
00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,138
Wait a minute.
448
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,732
Miss starr, wait a minute.
449
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:24,729
Look. Perhaps I've misled you.
450
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,572
Perhaps I've implied things about my character,
451
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,237
but I can't help it.
452
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,235
The scent of musk precedes me.
453
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,033
Just 'cause I fail to deliver upon your expectations,
454
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,784
it don't mean that I am a c-u-n-t.
455
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,459
You ain't no such thing.
456
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:47,085
I didn't want my outward presentation to confuse you.
457
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,178
Well,
458
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:52,139
you ain't like any stripper I'm used to.
459
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:54,508
I know, 'cause I ain't a stripper.
460
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,229
I'm a dancer.
461
00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:00,764
Can I ask you a personal question?
462
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,563
Yes, sir.
463
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,646
Are you registered to vote?
464
00:31:07,658 --> 00:31:09,023
No, sir.
465
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,571
I just moved to Louisiana.
466
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:17,865
Sign this.
467
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:25,001
You look like a democrat to me.
468
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,714
Well, did you get your fur coat?
469
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,511
No.
470
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,601
You didn't give it away for free, did you?
471
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:41,347
We had a lovely dinner.
There'll be more.
472
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,895
Don't count on it.
473
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,394
I expect he's gonna call.
474
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,772
Blaze starr!
475
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:53,572
Would a newly registered virgin democrat...
476
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:55,820
Like to see how the wheels of government...
477
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:58,117
Are kept finely tuned?
478
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,241
She would.
479
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,789
I will see you in my office.
480
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,800
Goodbye, Joe, me got to go
481
00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:13,796
me oh, my oh
482
00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:16,844
me got to go pole the pirogue.
483
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,844
Down the bayou
484
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:22,813
my Yvonne, the sweetest one
485
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,898
me oh, my oh
486
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,312
there goes Earl!
487
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,857
son of a gun we'll have big fun
488
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:32,823
on the bayou
489
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:44,497
Mr. Earl, we got the reporters with us now.
490
00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,336
Want me to lose 'em?
491
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:49,503
No, just wring it out.
Scare 'em a little.
492
00:32:49,510 --> 00:32:54,545
ambalaya and a crawfish pie and a filé gumbo.
494
00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:03,145
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar
495
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,935
and be gay, oh
496
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,855
son of a gun, we'll have big fun
497
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,944
how are you, boys?
498
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:17,785
Ain't seen you in weeks.
499
00:33:17,788 --> 00:33:20,996
Well, I don't trust those stores...
500
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,614
In New Orleans and Baton Rouge.
501
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:27,290
Bobby, get j.0. And rathburn there a couple of watermelons.
502
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:34,008
How are you, elmore?
503
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:36,503
Mister Earl. ♪ name?
504
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:41,259
Trash seems to be blowing in behind me.
505
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,026
Are you boys the local press?
506
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,992
I'm with the New Orleans times-picayune.
507
00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:01,237
Oh, well.
508
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:03,955
Are you backing a bill...
509
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,995
That would guarantee...
510
00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,415
Voting rights for illiterate colored people?
511
00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:10,959
These are a fine pair of boots,
512
00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,707
the finest I've seen in a decade.
513
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,505
I could use a pair like this.
514
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,753
I bet I'll wear these for 20 years.
515
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,880
Bobby, pay the man.
516
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:21,847
Yes, governor.
517
00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,683
Vote for Earl.
518
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,554
I'll take all of those chairs.
519
00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:30,311
Reverend Marquez, we were just on our way.
520
00:34:30,319 --> 00:34:32,275
I've got a fine speech prepared.
521
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:33,894
A speech?
522
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:37,489
Yeah. As you all know,
523
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,733
I'm 100% for homestead exemptions,
524
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,326
and I'm 100%...
525
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,288
For farm to market roads.
526
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,408
I believe in building Bridges over all rivers,
527
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,626
and hot lunches...
528
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:53,248
And hot air! What?
529
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:56,876
I said, hot lunches and hot air,
530
00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,627
governor.
531
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,004
My son needs a lesson
532
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:01,676
in manners, governor,
533
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:04,925
but I am in accordance with the essence of his remarks.
534
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,393
We don't need no more speeches.
535
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,887
We need jobs.
536
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:12,483
We got some fine highway jobs. Just call la grange.
537
00:35:12,486 --> 00:35:14,977
Highway jobs?
538
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:18,321
You're talkin" about pickin' up trash.
539
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,065
This man's a doctor,
540
00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:23,569
and these women are all qualified nurses.
541
00:35:23,580 --> 00:35:26,697
We done pickin' up trash.
542
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,744
Mister governor,
we voted for you,
543
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,333
and we voted for your brother,
544
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:33,454
but that don't mean you got our vote forever.
545
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:37,128
Well, trust in god.
He'll work out everything.
546
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,000
We talked to god.
547
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:41,003
He told us to speak to the governor.
548
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,134
What are you laughing at, picayune?
549
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,851
We're just curious to know...
550
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:52,018
How you'll desegregate the hospital system,
551
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:55,483
and at the same time keep all your white voters happy.
552
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,068
We're just curious.
553
00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,155
Bobby, load up the car.
554
00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:03,195
I got to do a little percolatin'.
555
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,332
Pretty good load this time.
556
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:17,126
Yeah, it's pretty good.
557
00:36:17,134 --> 00:36:18,715
Have a pair of boots.
558
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,051
They'll last you 20 years.
559
00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:24,137
Vote for Earl.
560
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:29,343
Now that's a pretty picture.
561
00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:38,185
Yeah. I've got to percolate.
562
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,608
Well, I got a problem out here.
563
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,982
What's botherin' you?
564
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:49,576
There's a lot of men who'd like to spend an afternoon with me,
565
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:53,075
but apparently you ain't one of them.
566
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:55,873
I do not like to be left in the car...
567
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,587
Like soiled merchandise.
568
00:36:57,591 --> 00:37:00,082
And I don't think a proper introduction...
569
00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,505
Is askin' too much.
570
00:37:02,512 --> 00:37:04,969
A man in public office has to be discreet...
571
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,759
In his indiscretions.
572
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:10,259
Well, I am not an indiscretion.
573
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,055
Now calm down.
574
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:18,934
He can't hurt ya.
He can't hurt ya.
575
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,231
I like cats. Good.
576
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,982
Hey, son, wrap the cat up.
577
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:28,076
Send it to the show-bar in New Orleans.
578
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,944
And vote for Earl?
579
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,163
Yeah.
580
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,624
Vote for Earl.
581
00:37:35,629 --> 00:37:38,707
Bobby!
582
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,251
Yes, governor?
583
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:43,090
We're buyin' a damn cat.
584
00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:46,762
Call the hospital up at atchafalaya.
585
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,097
Tell them the fine governor of the great state of Louisiana...
586
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:52,638
Is gonna come callin'
in 20 minutes.
587
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:17,834
Well, how y'all?
588
00:38:17,838 --> 00:38:21,046
The junior league...
589
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,539
Of the fine city of magnolia...
590
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,041
Wants to present this ham...
591
00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:26,964
To the worthy people of this fine institution.
592
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:29,714
There you are. Bobby!
593
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,555
Thank you.
594
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,472
Good day, governor. ♪ name?
595
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,185
Let me introduce...
596
00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:38,180
A show business genius,
597
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:39,897
who's volunteered her time...
598
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,641
To drop in on the sickly,
599
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,190
hoping to bring a little light into their day.
600
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:48,736
Without further ado, I would like to introduce...
601
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,200
Miss Blaze starr.
602
00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,997
Hello, everybody. Nice hospital.
603
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:58,788
Is there some reason why you dropped in on us?
604
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:02,162
Well, you're just doin' a fine job here.
605
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,788
Thank you, sir.
606
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,166
We're glad you're here.
607
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:09,135
Vote for Earl. Glad to see you.
608
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:20,230
Well, hi, y'all!
609
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:23,774
Governor Earl long.
610
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:27,145
How you doin'?
611
00:39:27,157 --> 00:39:31,070
I hope you feel better, so you can vote for Earl.
612
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,693
I got a little treat for you.
613
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,570
Cheer 'em up.
614
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:39,370
Hi, fellas.
615
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,791
How are you?
616
00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:45,834
What's in there?
617
00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:47,548
Niggers.
618
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,464
Let's have a look.
619
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:54,760
Wish we knew you were visitin', governor,
620
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,976
so we could have prepared.
621
00:39:57,979 --> 00:40:03,064
This is a shameful,
unmitigated outrage!
622
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:05,184
We're a bit overcrowded.
623
00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:06,605
That ain't what I'm talkin' about.
624
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:09,571
What, then? You mean to say...
625
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:12,156
That you got these fine white doctors,
626
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,276
nurses and orderlies,
627
00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:16,778
and they waitin' on a bunch of niggers?
628
00:40:16,790 --> 00:40:18,326
Yes, sir.
629
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,415
You have white folks emptying colored bedpans?
630
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,079
Yes, sir.
631
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,793
What are you gonna do about this?
632
00:40:23,797 --> 00:40:27,585
What am I supposed...
You tell me.
633
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,332
Are you ordering me to hire a bunch...
634
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:31,425
Of colored doctors and colored nurses?
635
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,385
Picky picayune.
636
00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:36,348
What do you think this fine man of medicine,
637
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,888
whose contract is about to expire,
638
00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:42,638
as is the contract of many across the state,
639
00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:46,767
what do you think he's gonna do about this problem?
640
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,020
Well, what are you gonna do?
641
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,990
My god, what are you gonna do?
642
00:40:54,661 --> 00:40:56,447
I don't suppose
somebody has a list...
643
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:59,070
Of qualified medical personnel who,
644
00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:00,868
as fate has it,
645
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:04,333
may be colored and unemployed.
646
00:41:04,337 --> 00:41:08,751
Here are 300 resumes.
Now, this man...
647
00:41:08,758 --> 00:41:11,670
Is a courageous, innovative,
648
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:14,169
daring social reformer.
649
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,386
I tell you,
650
00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:18,177
I'm a coward next to him,
651
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,426
and you can quote me on that.
652
00:41:31,114 --> 00:41:32,900
You know, Earl, in a certain way,
653
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:36,365
we're both kind of in show business.
654
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:40,487
You are catchin' on to the wheels of government real quick.
655
00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,991
say, hey, good lookin'
656
00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:48,291
what you got cookin'
657
00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:54,885
» how's about cookin' somethin' up with me
658
00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:58,426
hey, sweet baby.
659
00:41:58,558 --> 00:42:01,470
don't you think maybe.
660
00:42:01,478 --> 00:42:03,514
Dwe could find us.
661
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:12,022
Da brand new recipe got a hot rod Ford dand a two-dollar bill
664
00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,522
and I know a spot right over the hill
665
00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:18,525
there's soda pop and the dancin's free
666
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,903
so if you want to have fun come along with me
667
00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:25,282
say, hey, good lookin'
668
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:28,251
what do you think?
669
00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:33,415
Are we visitin' some poor folk?
670
00:42:33,426 --> 00:42:35,382
This is my home.
671
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:38,423
I call it the pea patch.
672
00:42:46,606 --> 00:42:49,188
What do you think?
673
00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:51,103
It's nice.
674
00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:53,568
That's a picture of my main hog.
675
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:57,530
Won me 5 blue ribbons before I had him cut and frozen.
676
00:42:57,659 --> 00:42:59,945
Been eatin' him ever since.
677
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:01,784
That's a brahman bull there.
678
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:05,497
Took first place at our state fair.
679
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,581
I got some problem with the tomatoes.
680
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,497
Sunburn.
681
00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:17,209
Oh, my god.
682
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,511
I need to reinforce...
683
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:22,756
My ticker a little bit.
684
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:24,507
I didn't mean to give you a heart attack.
685
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:27,977
I'll be fine.
686
00:43:27,981 --> 00:43:31,189
There's a lot of snap left in these garters!
687
00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:34,309
Now you just get right in there.
688
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,811
Makin' love to an older man...
689
00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:41,032
Is like partaking of a fine wine.
690
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:44,323
I realize that you never had a chance...
691
00:43:44,330 --> 00:43:48,323
To make love to a man of my power,
692
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,916
my clout, my leverage...
693
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,957
The most powerful man in the south.
694
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,547
But, yes siree,
695
00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:59,338
I am gonna take you...
696
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:03,088
To the land of milk and honey.
697
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:06,512
You've never had a lover like old Earl.
698
00:44:07,687 --> 00:44:10,554
Do you like to f-u-c-k with your boots on?
699
00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:13,648
Yeah. I get better traction that way.
700
00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:16,188
But if it is unpleasing to you aesthetically,
701
00:44:16,196 --> 00:44:19,188
I can take 'em ofe.
702
00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:21,489
Well, if you get better traction,
703
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,483
then keep 'em on.
704
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:26,327
A man's got to get purchase, you know.
705
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:49,347
Oh, yeah!
706
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:56,224
It's okay to go slow.
707
00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:12,824
Ahem.
708
00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:19,084
What's wrong?
709
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:22,921
Come on there, big feller.
710
00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:26,092
Nothin' to worry about.
711
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:27,964
Sometimes, it's a slow starter,
712
00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:30,968
just like a Ford.
But I'll tell you,
713
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:33,061
when that rascal starts hittin' on all eight,
714
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:36,352
you can't stop the son of a bitch!
715
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:42,103
Come on, now!
716
00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:45,278
You're on the state payroll.
Wake upi
717
00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:46,741
everything's gonna be all right.
718
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:49,952
No, it's not all right.
719
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:53,073
I'd fire the damn freeloader if I could.
720
00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:06,215
Oh, for goodness sake.
721
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:14,727
I apologize.
722
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,139
I apologize for me,
723
00:46:18,151 --> 00:46:21,689
and I apologize for my family name.
724
00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:23,527
You don't have to apologize.
725
00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:27,399
You ain't done nothin' wrong.
726
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:30,402
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
727
00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,496
Excuse me.
728
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:38,497
I apologize for the great state of Louisiana.
729
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,341
Oh, when the saints
730
00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,681
go marchin' in
731
00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:56,474
oh, when the saints go marchin' in
732
00:46:59,192 --> 00:47:01,103
excuse me.
733
00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,351
Would you mind singing something...
734
00:47:03,363 --> 00:47:05,024
Without the lord in it?
735
00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,773
Just 'cause of the peculiar circumstances involved.
736
00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,399
Oh, of course.
737
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:14,530
That was very thoughtless of me.
738
00:47:17,502 --> 00:47:20,164
Goodbye, Joe 2
739
00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,786
jme got to go
740
00:47:21,798 --> 00:47:25,290
me oh, my oh j
741
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:27,508
jme got to go
742
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:29,753
jd pole the pirogue
743
00:47:29,889 --> 00:47:33,006
down the bayou
744
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,760
2 my Yvonne, the sweetest one
745
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:40,229
me oh, my oh
746
00:47:40,233 --> 00:47:42,064
json of a gun
747
00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:45,026
we'll have big fun
748
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:48,567
on the bayou
749
00:47:53,246 --> 00:47:55,328
goodbye, Joe, me got to go
750
00:47:55,331 --> 00:47:57,572
me oh, my oh
751
00:47:57,583 --> 00:47:59,790
me got to go pole the pirogue.
752
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,331
Down the bayou
753
my Yvonne, the sweetest one
754
00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,873
are you home yet, honey?
755
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:10,843
Not yet, miss starr.
756
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,880
ambalaya and a crawfish pie
757
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,507
and a filé gumbo .
758
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:25,316
you ain't gonna have no heart attack, are you?
759
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:29,278
We'll have big fun on the bayou
760
00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:32,194
mmm-hmmm!
761
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:38,454
kin-folk come to see Yvonne by the dozen 2
762
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:42,827
dress in style and go hog wild me oh, my oh
763
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:45,795
son of a gun we'll have big fun
764
00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:51,718
I didn't hurt you, did I?
765
00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:56,431
Just a Sunday afternoon drive for old Earl.
766
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,856
Where the hell is Earl?
767
00:49:13,993 --> 00:49:16,234
We got to talk sense into him...
768
00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:17,781
Before he flushes...
769
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,495
The entire Democratic party down the crapper.
770
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:24,209
I believe all the fried food's clogged uncle Earl's brain.
771
00:49:24,212 --> 00:49:26,168
Why, bullshit!
772
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,503
He ain't crazy.
773
00:49:27,507 --> 00:49:29,418
All you got to do is talk to him.
774
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:31,916
Goddamn it, Earl.
You got troubles.
775
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,384
Name one.
776
00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:36,379
People say you been keepin' company with a stripper,
777
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,882
- name of Blaze starr.
- It's a damn lie.
778
00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:42,886
If he says it's a lie,
then it is a lie.
779
00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:45,889
Tuck, it's a damn lie.
780
00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:49,563
Now that is the finest bunch
of yes-men ever assembled.
781
00:49:49,570 --> 00:49:52,607
You ain't mouthin' your way
out of this one, Earl.
782
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:56,654
The I.R.S. Is about
to crack down on you real hard.
783
00:49:56,661 --> 00:49:59,277
Tax evasion. Might get ugly.
784
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,538
Voters cotton to people
with tax problems.
785
00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:05,955
When I get audited,
I pick up 10,000 votes.
786
00:50:05,962 --> 00:50:09,580
They started in on me in 1938.
787
00:50:09,590 --> 00:50:12,923
Tried to get me in 1939,
and come up with nothin...
788
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:16,385
1940, 1941!
789
00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:19,881
Hello, governor.
790
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,510
1942, 1943, the same thing.
791
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:26,183
Pick up a signed print on Tuesday.
792
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:30,183
They really thought they had me in 1951.
793
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,230
I am the most investigated man...
794
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:35,605
In Louisiana history, and proud of it.
795
00:50:36,284 --> 00:50:39,276
Quit pickin' your nose.
Spit it out.
796
00:50:39,287 --> 00:50:42,450
If you back this nigger rights bill,
797
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:49,419
your career is over.
798
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:55,383
Earl, that bill has suicide written all over it.
799
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,752
Governor, listen now.
800
00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:01,381
We have to vote on that, and we'll take the heat.
801
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:04,930
You can rant and rave about what a bunch of racists we are.
802
00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,770
You can claim all the moral high ground.
803
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,981
You can stir all the poor voters around...
804
00:51:10,985 --> 00:51:12,475
Like a filé gumbo,
805
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:15,819
and we'll be the bad boys.
806
00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:20,283
Fact is, you ain't even supposed to show up.
807
00:51:20,286 --> 00:51:23,870
Don't you tell me the rules.
808
00:51:24,624 --> 00:51:26,990
It's really quite simple,
809
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,957
but the solution requires...
810
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:31,998
A very tall order from you.
811
00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,462
Like what?
812
00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:35,752
You have to keep your mouth shut...
813
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,251
For one day in the legislature.
814
00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:40,344
We both get what we want,
815
00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:44,091
and that bill dies a quiet little death.
816
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,308
In exchange for what?
817
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,018
We pull all the support we can...
818
00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:52,766
Away from jimmie Davis and dellesseps Morrison,
819
00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:56,315
and we give it back to you.
820
00:51:56,322 --> 00:52:00,031
Earl, I think I speak for every s.Ob. In this room...
821
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,992
When I say that you're our favorite governor.
822
00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:08,035
And I'd sure like to stay in business with you.
823
00:52:08,167 --> 00:52:10,078
I sure would hate to miss out...
824
00:52:10,086 --> 00:52:12,042
On being governor,
825
00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:15,663
even for a day.
826
00:52:15,675 --> 00:52:17,711
How long has it been...
827
00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,504
Since you carried a parish...
828
00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:22,970
South of Baton Rouge, Earl?
829
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:26,511
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
830
00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:30,853
My colleagues could give you some help down there.
831
00:52:30,856 --> 00:52:32,687
There is help...
832
00:52:32,692 --> 00:52:37,152
Waitin' for you in east Baton Rouge parish,
833
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:43,115
plaquemines parish, terrebonne, Jefferson,
834
00:52:43,244 --> 00:52:51,244
iberia, Saint Martin, ascension, assumption,
835
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,084
Saint John the baptist.
836
00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:57,080
Enough.
837
00:52:59,135 --> 00:53:03,674
Johnnie Mae, not now.
Yes, governor. This way.
838
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,719
Shut the door.
839
00:53:12,648 --> 00:53:15,355
Blaze starr.
840
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:18,442
You better get used to her.
841
00:53:18,446 --> 00:53:22,030
She is a fact of life.
842
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,114
Taxes?
843
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,484
You can set the dogs on me.
844
00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:31,364
They might bite me, buy they ain't gonna eat me.
845
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:36,119
Damn votin' rights bill.
846
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:38,962
You want me to shut up and stay home?
847
00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:42,754
Mm-hmm.
848
00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:47,593
All right, I'll shut up and stay home.
849
00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:55,187
Honey, you ain't ever seen anything like this before.
851
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:58,479
Kitty, kitty.
852
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:03,608
Voila.
853
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:06,403
I tied some meat to the bow.
854
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:09,652
Pretty good, huh?
Yeah, it's fine.
855
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:12,200
I put a piece of steak on the back of the Rose...
856
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:16,201
And attached it to the ribbon, and he ate it.
857
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:24,717
It's the picayune.
858
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,921
Cover me up.
859
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,595
I'll be right there!
860
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:35,094
Open the door.
I know he's in there.
861
00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:39,982
Hi, miss starr.
I'm looking for Earl long.
862
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:42,021
Nobody here but me and my kitty.
863
00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:45,612
I'd know Earl's voice anywhere.
864
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:49,484
That ain't the governor.
That's a panther.
865
00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:53,829
If that's all, let me see him.
866
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:56,495
He don't like reporters.
867
00:54:57,962 --> 00:54:59,702
Oh, miss starr, everybody likes me.
868
00:54:59,713 --> 00:55:02,625
Well, if you insist.
869
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:09,803
I'm sorry! My mistake!
870
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:15,677
Good panther. Now get to bed.
Good kitty.
871
00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:21,231
I'll see you later. Take a nap.
872
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,851
You've been in there long enough.
873
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:27,355
If you don't get out, I'll crawl in with you.
874
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,028
Come on.
875
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,526
Come on out.
876
00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:38,958
I hate that son of a bitch!
877
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,128
I'll kill him, kill all of "em!
878
00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:45,293
String 'em up by their nuts!
879
00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:48,133
Goddamn papers!
Ain't got no right...
880
00:55:48,137 --> 00:55:52,881
Stickin' cameras up people's pants!
881
00:55:54,143 --> 00:55:57,601
Give me one of my pills, will ya?
882
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:05,313
Don't get all worked up.
883
00:56:05,446 --> 00:56:07,107
If bullshit was music,
884
00:56:07,114 --> 00:56:10,277
the times-picayune would be the philharmonic.
885
00:56:16,165 --> 00:56:19,202
You want to talk about it?
886
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,916
Talk about what?
887
00:56:21,921 --> 00:56:24,663
Well, something is definitely wrong.
888
00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:27,540
Nothin' is wrong.
889
00:56:37,937 --> 00:56:40,804
I know I've become a problem for you.
890
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:44,895
Don't go pushin" me about my problems, child.
891
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:47,393
A woman has got to push.
892
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,611
No offense.
893
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:51,947
I'm all right.
894
00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:53,907
Pushin' I respect,
895
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:59,247
but a man don't share his problems with a woman no how.
896
00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:01,240
I guess I just overestimated...
897
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,831
The fine governor...Of the great state of Louisiana.
899
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,328
I thought that going to bed...
900
00:57:06,465 --> 00:57:08,126
Could mean a little more...
901
00:57:08,133 --> 00:57:11,250
Than thrashing around all night in wild ecstasy.
902
00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:16,638
I thought it could mean...
Cuddling and toasty warmth,
903
00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:20,385
sharing one's innermost needs and fears.
904
00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:24,222
That's what gettin' naked truly means to me.
905
00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:27,725
That's what sex truly is.
906
00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:31,320
I'm sorry. It is too bad.
907
00:57:31,323 --> 00:57:34,986
I guess you don't ever want to get totally naked with me.
908
00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:51,957
The joint session of
909
00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,425
this esteemed body...
910
00:57:53,429 --> 00:57:55,420
Faces an historic vote in which we can...
911
00:57:55,556 --> 00:57:59,094
Sustain our biblical mandate to keep...
912
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:03,970
The white race separate and pure as god intended.
913
00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:08,395
And to purge our voting registry of those unclean...
914
00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:11,018
- Governor.
- Governor!
915
00:58:11,030 --> 00:58:12,395
And these
916
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:15,022
nigger-lovin' persons...
917
00:58:15,034 --> 00:58:19,277
Have imposed upon the great state of Louisiana.
918
00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,495
Earl, you shouldn't be here.
919
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:24,035
We had a deal. ♪ name?
920
00:58:24,043 --> 00:58:27,376
Braden, give me that.
921
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:30,371
Mr. speaker, I'd like
permission to speak.
922
00:58:30,382 --> 00:58:32,418
Willie rainach has the floor.
923
00:58:32,551 --> 00:58:35,543
I'm requesting the floor for myself!
924
00:58:37,473 --> 00:58:39,885
Mr. governor, with all due respect,
925
00:58:39,892 --> 00:58:41,848
there is no law that allows the governor...
926
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:45,436
To speak on the floor without an invitation.
927
00:58:45,564 --> 00:58:47,179
Write a new law!
928
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:49,978
Pass the son of a bitch with a voice vote.
929
00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:54,775
I ask the fine governor to leave the premises.
930
00:58:54,782 --> 00:58:58,070
My brother built these premises.
931
00:58:58,077 --> 00:59:00,238
We ain't here to talk about your brother!
932
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,985
We're here to talk about you!
933
00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:05,034
And to talk about niggers voting!
934
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:07,203
You put a literacy test in the registration.
935
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,792
I have the floor!
936
00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:11,333
Take away a poor man's vote, he ain't got nothin...
937
00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:13,422
The Bible says, the fear of the lord...
938
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:17,213
Is the beginning of wisdom." Psalms 111.
939
00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,928
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbor.
940
00:59:19,932 --> 00:59:21,513
Leviticus 19.
941
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:25,931
Thy nakedness shall be uncovered. Thy sins seen.
942
00:59:25,938 --> 00:59:29,806
He that follows me shall not walk in darkness.
943
00:59:29,817 --> 00:59:31,557
Jesus Christ, book of Luke.
944
00:59:31,693 --> 00:59:35,151
- Governor, please.
- All right!
945
00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:37,111
Take the floor!
946
00:59:39,118 --> 00:59:41,450
Willie rainach!
947
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:45,446
He got a cottage up on a lake.
948
00:59:45,457 --> 00:59:47,743
Someday he's gonna go up there.
949
00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:50,538
He's gonna get on the porch,
950
00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:53,504
hunker down, take off his shoes,
951
00:59:53,632 --> 00:59:56,920
wash his feet, look at the moon,
952
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,589
and see if he can get close to god.
953
00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:01,587
I'll tell ya,
954
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:05,511
if Willie rainach ever gets close to god,
955
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:08,431
then he's gonna say that niggers is human beings!
956
01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:11,475
Are they human beings or votes, governor?
957
01:00:11,483 --> 01:00:12,893
I demand the floor!
958
01:00:12,901 --> 01:00:15,358
Governor, please get off the floor.
959
01:00:15,362 --> 01:00:17,353
I move the question.
960
01:00:17,364 --> 01:00:19,320
Without objection, so ordered.
961
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:21,610
Mr. secretary, call the roll.
962
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:24,826
I object!
963
01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:28,539
In the Bible it says that before the end of time,
964
01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:31,409
Billy goats, tigers, rabbits, house cats,
965
01:00:31,420 --> 01:00:34,583
they all go to sleep together in the same bed.
966
01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:37,206
You can't stop the future.
It's comin...
967
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:40,926
Buford, are you for me or again' me?
968
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:43,420
What is that? Television?
969
01:00:43,432 --> 01:00:47,175
How do I look?
970
01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:49,552
I had an uncle. He got drunk.
971
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:52,930
He went to the colored section down in winnfield.
972
01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:54,602
He pulled this nigger out of bed...
973
01:00:54,735 --> 01:00:56,350
And crawled in with the woman.
974
01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:58,568
The nigger went out, got a rifle, came back.
975
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:01,154
He killed my uncle.
976
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,194
I'm tellin" you, we gotta quit...
977
01:01:03,202 --> 01:01:06,444
Sleeping with 'em at night and kicking 'em in the day.
978
01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:09,370
I would like to make a formal apology to the gallery,
980
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:12,036
and Louisiana for the behavior of our governor.
981
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:14,956
Willie rainach, you are a chickenshit,
982
01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:16,919
yellow-bellied cocksucker.
983
01:01:19,218 --> 01:01:21,209
Wait a minute.
984
01:01:21,220 --> 01:01:23,006
What I called that man,
985
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:26,676
was a chickenshitted, yellow-bellied sapsucker.
986
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,514
I didn't call him no "cocksucker."
987
01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,133
Civil war's over!
988
01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:32,261
Since the esteemed governor will not leave,
989
01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:35,639
we will continue with the floor vote.
990
01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:38,393
Lancaster? Nay.
991
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,315
Hell, it was over 100 years ago!
992
01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:44,190
Munson? Nay.
993
01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:47,534
The future's comin' for all of us.
994
01:02:07,683 --> 01:02:10,049
Everything's gonna be all right.
995
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,096
You still got me.
996
01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:15,471
Hmm.
997
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,643
Want me to sing to you?
998
01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,285
We got it! Let's go!
999
01:02:34,293 --> 01:02:36,625
Goddamn it! Who is this?
1000
01:02:36,628 --> 01:02:38,744
Sons of bitches!
1001
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,747
Step on it. ♪ name?
1002
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:44,499
Go on out there and catch those bastards.
1003
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,131
- Give me that.
- Where's Bobby?
1004
01:02:47,139 --> 01:02:50,631
Get out of here!
Get out of my car!
1005
01:02:53,854 --> 01:02:56,311
What are you?
A bunch of communists?
1006
01:02:56,315 --> 01:02:57,725
Cheeseborough.
1007
01:02:57,858 --> 01:02:59,723
Mr. governor, it's my opinion...
1008
01:02:59,735 --> 01:03:03,319
That you're very sick and need professional care.
1009
01:03:03,322 --> 01:03:06,780
I gave you that job.
What'd you stick me with?
1010
01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:11,243
A lot of people think this is for your own good.
1011
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,953
Mandeville state hospital.
1012
01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:49,488
There she is, fellas.
1013
01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:53,987
Miss starr, would you look at this camera, please?
1014
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:58,115
We're from the times-picayune.
How long you been here?
1015
01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:04,247
Just one quick picture, miss starr.
1016
01:04:16,978 --> 01:04:18,764
Where are they keepin" him?
Mandeville,
1017
01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:22,810
about an hour from here.
1018
01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:25,355
Gentlemen of the press.
1019
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,852
Governor long is suffering...
1020
01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:30,731
From bronchiectasis, arteriosclerosis,
1021
01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:34,155
oscillatory blood pressure, an occluded ventricle,
1022
01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:36,198
and general exhaustion.
1023
01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:40,575
His condition is guarded.
He remains in intensive care.
1024
01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:21,198
Who's there?
1025
01:05:28,049 --> 01:05:31,633
Miss Blaze.
1026
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:41,268
Earl, you don't look so good.
1027
01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:46,440
They puttin" all this poison in my system.
1028
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,729
It's foreign, evil stuff.
1029
01:05:48,737 --> 01:05:51,524
I brought you something.
1030
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:05,242
Oh, yeah.
1031
01:06:06,046 --> 01:06:09,379
I had some trouble
getting in here.
1032
01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,174
People are turning against me.
1033
01:06:13,178 --> 01:06:17,137
Maybe, but you're still governor.
1034
01:06:17,891 --> 01:06:20,883
No, I'm not.
1035
01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,681
They locked me up in here.
1036
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:26,646
No, it's in the papers even.
1037
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:28,891
You're governor until they make a law that says...
1038
01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:33,942
You can't be in the nut house and be governor.
1039
01:06:33,949 --> 01:06:37,908
I'm still governor? I swear.
1040
01:06:38,036 --> 01:06:42,621
Mighty and powerful as ever.
1041
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:46,333
Who would do this to me?
1042
01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:50,750
Some people say it's your enemies.
1043
01:06:50,757 --> 01:06:52,918
Some are saying it's your family.
1044
01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:56,293
Family, enemies, it's too confusing.
1045
01:06:56,304 --> 01:07:01,640
Still governor, huh?
1046
01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:05,602
There's some people I want
you to get in my office.
1047
01:07:05,605 --> 01:07:08,847
Director of the hospital, what's his name?
1048
01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:12,771
Cheeseborough? Yeah, him.
1049
01:07:15,824 --> 01:07:18,566
Doc ferriday? Yeah.
1050
01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:22,035
You want me to get the picayune?
1051
01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:26,281
Oh, yeah!
1052
01:07:26,293 --> 01:07:30,377
Oh, yeah.
1053
01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:01,032
This is old Earl.
Who am I talking to?
1054
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:03,618
Hello, governor, this is Dr. cheeseborough.
1055
01:08:03,622 --> 01:08:06,489
I got my staff here
as you requested.
1056
01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:08,706
We're concerned about you.
1057
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:12,999
I'm sure you are.
I understand...
1058
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:15,042
That you got the whole hierarchy of...
1059
01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:18,634
The state health care system in my office.
1060
01:08:18,637 --> 01:08:22,801
We're here. We understand you want to make a statement.
1061
01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:27,050
Yeah, well, since you're gathered in my office,
1062
01:08:27,062 --> 01:08:29,644
I want to make a statement. Hello?
1063
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,809
What is it, governor?
1064
01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:33,681
You're fired.
1065
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,060
You heard me.
1066
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:39,939
I can hire you and fire you.
Check the constitution.
1067
01:08:39,949 --> 01:08:41,564
But...
1068
01:08:41,576 --> 01:08:44,318
Clean out your desk.
Is doc ferriday there?
1069
01:08:44,329 --> 01:08:46,320
I'm here, Earl. Good.
1070
01:08:46,331 --> 01:08:49,073
I suppose the newspapers are there. Picky, picayune?
1071
01:08:49,084 --> 01:08:51,826
I'm here, Mr. governor.
1072
01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:53,576
That's good.
1073
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,670
I'm gonna need a witness.
1074
01:08:55,674 --> 01:08:59,041
I do hereby, formally appoint...
1075
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:03,466
As the new director of the Louisiana hospital...
1076
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:07,466
A mighty fine gentleman, a wonderful humanitarian,
1077
01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:11,345
and a close personal friend of mine,
1078
01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:15,975
doc ferriday.
1079
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:19,352
I humbly accept.
As my first duty, I order...
1080
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:22,697
The release from mandeville state hospital of Earl k. Long,
1081
01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:25,488
the fine governor of the great state of Louisiana.
1082
01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:28,487
Damn well said, doctor.
1083
01:09:39,968 --> 01:09:41,674
I want to thank you all for coming here,
1084
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:44,420
and I want to use this occasion...
1085
01:09:44,431 --> 01:09:46,888
To officially open my campaign...
1086
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,849
For governor of Louisiana.
1087
01:09:49,853 --> 01:09:51,559
Earl?
1088
01:09:51,563 --> 01:09:53,770
Lieutenant governor, whatever.
1089
01:09:53,773 --> 01:09:55,354
Tell us how...
1090
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:58,600
I feel like I've been beaten on like a drum.
1091
01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:01,648
My head is bloody, but unbowed!
1092
01:10:01,656 --> 01:10:04,398
Governor? ♪ name?
1093
01:10:04,409 --> 01:10:07,993
Move on back. Let the governor through.
1094
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,921
The other night, dear
1095
01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:30,048
das I lay sleepin' dreamed I held you
1097
01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:36,430
but when I woke, dear
1098
01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:39,979
was mistaken
1099
01:10:39,986 --> 01:10:43,444
so I hung my head.
1100
01:10:43,448 --> 01:10:46,565
and cried
1101
01:10:47,619 --> 01:10:50,486
well, how are you? How are you?
1102
01:10:50,497 --> 01:10:52,783
How are you here?
1103
01:10:52,791 --> 01:10:55,157
Jyou make me happy
1104
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:58,160
when skies are grey j
1105
01:10:58,296 --> 01:11:01,459
» you'll never know, dear
1106
01:11:01,466 --> 01:11:05,084
how much I love you
1107
01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:10,930
please don't take my sunshine away
1108
01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:14,097
l'll always love you
1109
01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,685
and make you happy
1110
01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:18,725
hello, folks.
1111
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:23,147
if you will only say the same.
1112
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:26,237
but if you leave me
1113
01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:29,904
to love another
1114
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:33,028
qyou'll regret it all
1115
01:11:35,416 --> 01:11:38,499
you are my sunshine
1116
01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:43,213
my only sunshine you make me happy...
1117
01:11:43,341 --> 01:11:46,504
I'm a big fan of miss starr.
1118
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:50,254
Lord knows I'd love to be in your shoes.
1119
01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:55,888
She's a fine woman, but she's hurting you.
1121
01:11:55,895 --> 01:11:57,681
Oh, rubbish.
1122
01:11:57,689 --> 01:11:59,304
The only thing that's hurting me is...
1123
01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:01,021
My progressive ideas.
1124
01:12:01,025 --> 01:12:03,641
Yeah, well, Blaze starr's...
1125
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:08,238
The most progressive idea you got, governor.
1126
01:12:08,366 --> 01:12:11,028
Your home parish is runnin' against you.
1127
01:12:11,035 --> 01:12:14,118
Look.
1128
01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:20,200
I came back from Washington...
1129
01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:23,248
To campaign for jimmie Davis...
1130
01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:27,545
Because this wreck of a man,
1131
01:12:27,552 --> 01:12:30,760
this public embarrassment here,
1132
01:12:30,763 --> 01:12:33,800
this proven nigger lover,
1133
01:12:33,808 --> 01:12:37,016
this shameless chaser of young women,
1134
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:41,855
this time-honored crook,
1135
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:46,272
this dangerous thinker, when he's able to think at all,
1136
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:49,737
with tendencies toward socialism,
1137
01:12:49,741 --> 01:12:54,576
this outrageous affront to the people of Louisiana,
1138
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:57,662
the last gasp of longism...
1139
01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,701
Must be defeated!
1140
01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:03,748
Vote for jimmie Davis!
1141
01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:10,633
Thank you, friends.
1142
01:13:10,637 --> 01:13:13,674
You all know me.
I'm Chester thibodeaux,
1143
01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:17,219
runnin' for governor on the ticket with your own...
1144
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:18,716
Earl k. Long! Hello!
1145
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:22,186
There are a few remarks that I'd like to make...
1146
01:13:22,190 --> 01:13:25,307
About the hope, aspirations, and ambitions...
1147
01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:28,606
Thank you, I know that was gonna be a fine speech,
1148
01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:31,605
because I heard it before.
1149
01:13:31,616 --> 01:13:33,652
He's gonna be a fine governor!
1150
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:36,743
Thank you very much.
1151
01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:40,113
I come back to my home parish here...
1152
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:43,662
So you can judge for yourself.
1153
01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:45,877
Doi look crazy?
1154
01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:49,873
Earl, Earl? No!
1155
01:13:49,884 --> 01:13:51,795
Hey, Earl, what about that striptease dancer?
1156
01:13:51,803 --> 01:13:55,045
Now that's a damn lie!
An old man like me...
1157
01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:58,844
Wouldn't know what to do with a striptease artiste,
1158
01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:01,137
even if I could catch her.
1159
01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:03,932
I've been in a nut house, but I got out.
1160
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:09,355
I got the papers to prove it, unlike my opponents here.
1161
01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,148
If I had been crazy...
1162
01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,986
Must be quite a boost to your career having your...
1163
01:14:12,991 --> 01:14:17,451
Shabby-ass love affair with a man of Earl's distinction.
1164
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,284
Are you questioning my intentions?
1165
01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:21,449
Hell, I damn sure am.
1166
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:24,164
For your information, me and Earl are in love.
1167
01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:26,750
You're in love?
The whole world's in love:
1168
01:14:26,754 --> 01:14:30,372
Chickens, cows, goats, turkeys, monkeys; Everything.
1169
01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:32,294
I don't need speeches, especially from...
1170
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:34,166
A man whose main talent lies in...
1171
01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,464
Yes, Mr. Earl, it's a fine, good, damn idea.
1172
01:14:36,597 --> 01:14:40,089
Why don't you shut the hell up?
1173
01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:42,467
I ain't no yes man.
1174
01:14:42,603 --> 01:14:47,643
In private, I tell him the truth.
1175
01:14:51,029 --> 01:14:52,894
Hell, I'm as great a believer in Earl k. Long...
1176
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,896
As anybody that ever damn lived.
1177
01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:57,319
I love the man, too.
1178
01:14:57,326 --> 01:14:59,112
It's a week before the election.
1179
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:03,989
We can't do nothin" about the niggers or damn nut house,
1180
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,867
but we can do something about you.
1181
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:08,994
You could leave.
1182
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:11,872
I'm stayin' with Earl.
1183
01:15:11,883 --> 01:15:13,874
Well, if you stay,
1184
01:15:13,885 --> 01:15:18,549
you'll be witnessing the final days of a great man.
1185
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:28,892
Earl?
1186
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:31,516
Yeah?
1187
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:35,437
We gotta talk.
1188
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:38,610
Fine looking bunch of hogs, ain't it?
1189
01:15:41,496 --> 01:15:44,363
It's all over, Earl.
1190
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,783
What do you mean, over?
1191
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:48,784
Campaign's just gettin' into high gear.
1192
01:15:48,795 --> 01:15:53,084
That is not what I am talking about!
1193
01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:57,255
I'm talking about us, Earl.
1194
01:15:57,261 --> 01:16:00,924
We can't see each other no more.
1195
01:16:00,932 --> 01:16:03,924
You've got to move back in the governor's mansion.
1196
01:16:03,935 --> 01:16:05,766
You've got to be buddies with your cronies,
1197
01:16:05,770 --> 01:16:08,557
because they love you.
1198
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:12,227
And they're right.
You've got problems.
1199
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:15,193
Problems? I thrive on "em!
1200
01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:16,561
I beg for 'em.
1201
01:16:16,697 --> 01:16:19,814
I wallow in 'em like a pig in slop.
1202
01:16:19,826 --> 01:16:21,316
Your political instincts...
1203
01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:24,694
Are clouded by the aroma of my perfume.
1204
01:16:33,631 --> 01:16:36,464
Blaze?
1205
01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:43,300
Quit that.
1206
01:16:43,307 --> 01:16:45,548
Come here and cloud my instincts some more.
1207
01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:49,928
Quit occupyin' high moral ground. It's unbecoming.
1208
01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:51,770
If you win, we can be together again.
1209
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:54,982
Then it won't matter what people think.
1210
01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:56,897
What do you mean, if I win?
1211
01:16:56,904 --> 01:17:00,112
I meant to say, when you win.
1212
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:04,109
Would you still love me if I wasn't governor?
1213
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:08,159
Would you, if I had little tits and worked in a fish house?
1214
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,828
- It ain't the same!
- 1s soi
1215
01:17:10,835 --> 01:17:12,575
what are you scared of?
1216
01:17:12,587 --> 01:17:15,875
Losing you!
1217
01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:19,340
I'm scared of losing the election.
1218
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:22,210
If 1 lose this election, I'll be one more...
1219
01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:25,805
Two-bit tinhorn, loudmouth old man...
1220
01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:28,174
Who couldn't get reelected.
1221
01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:30,893
You'd be the ex-governor.
That's something.
1222
01:17:30,897 --> 01:17:32,933
I don't want to be ex-governori
1223
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:35,352
I ain't ex-governor material.
1224
01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:40,274
Whenever I'm right about us, you start shouting.
1225
01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:44,615
I'm right about us, aren't 1?
1226
01:17:59,759 --> 01:18:03,627
That old stuffed bobcat is magic.
1227
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:06,470
It'll take care of you...
1228
01:18:06,474 --> 01:18:10,058
When we ain't together.
1229
01:18:36,379 --> 01:18:39,667
Y'all doin' all right?
1230
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:16,387
It's belle!
1231
01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:19,387
Belle's home! Belle's home.
1232
01:20:19,398 --> 01:20:22,890
She's here! Belle's here.
1233
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,438
Belle, you're home.
1234
01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:33,034
Hi!
1235
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,527
Help me get my things out.
1236
01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:37,200
I got something for everybody.
1237
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:43,123
You look different, but good.
1238
01:20:45,383 --> 01:20:48,591
I've got to talk to you.
1239
01:20:48,594 --> 01:20:51,711
I've bungled everything. Oh, no.
1240
01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:54,680
Nobody bungles everything.
1241
01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:57,224
This is for you.
1242
01:20:57,228 --> 01:20:59,640
What?
1243
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:09,570
I left my boyfriend.
1244
01:21:10,199 --> 01:21:14,158
This is the big week.
I was gettin' in the way.
1245
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:17,403
Did you leave him for good, or for temporary?
1246
01:21:17,415 --> 01:21:20,157
That's what I came home to talk to you about.
1247
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:23,250
Well, talk.
1248
01:21:32,138 --> 01:21:35,130
You see, I'm not exactly a singer...
1249
01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:40,261
In the normal use of that term.
My boyfriend...
1250
01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:44,856
Is an important person in the public eye.
1251
01:21:44,859 --> 01:21:49,444
And... we make an unusual couple.
1252
01:21:49,447 --> 01:21:51,688
I don't know how to explain this, but...
1253
01:21:51,699 --> 01:21:56,318
The world is more complicated than in twelvepole creek.
1254
01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:59,115
I know that, belle.
1255
01:21:59,123 --> 01:22:01,660
I wanna show you something.
1256
01:22:19,310 --> 01:22:22,677
I get 'em from the bus driver.
1257
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:26,772
He sees 'em up in huntington.
1258
01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:33,112
Why didn't you ever say anything?
1259
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:36,824
Because I didn't want
to embarrass you.
1260
01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:39,159
Are you disappointed with me?
1261
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:42,246
I would have preferred a different profession.
1262
01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:46,709
But if this is wherein your talent lies...
1263
01:22:46,712 --> 01:22:48,168
Then the Christian thing to do...
1264
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:51,539
Is make the most of it.
1265
01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:54,167
Come over here and give me a hug,
1266
01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,669
right now.
1267
01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,218
Oh, belle!
1268
01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:06,729
Can I ask you something personal?
1269
01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:09,599
Mm-hmm.
1270
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:12,818
Is Earl long crazy?
1271
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,233
He ain't well, but he ain't crazy.
1272
01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:18,199
I swear it on a stack of bibles.
1273
01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:20,568
I'll think about this tonight...
1274
01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:22,865
And maybe talk it over with the lord.
1275
01:23:22,873 --> 01:23:24,953
While you're praying,
you might throw in a request...
1276
01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:29,786
For a heavy turnout in the central parishes of Louisiana.
1277
01:23:30,548 --> 01:23:32,664
We're getting an unusually heavy turnout...
1278
01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:36,714
In the central parishes.
Yeah, we are, Earl.
1279
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:41,714
But we're having a little trouble downstate,
1280
01:23:41,725 --> 01:23:46,014
like the voting machine's runnin' against us.
1281
01:23:46,021 --> 01:23:47,886
Has Blaze called yet?
1282
01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:51,231
No, she ain't called yet.
1283
01:23:57,408 --> 01:23:59,569
We move to
1284
01:23:59,577 --> 01:24:02,284
the gubernatorial primaries.
1285
01:24:02,288 --> 01:24:05,746
Morrison has 1st place.
Here comes Louisiana.
1286
01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:07,330
2nd place going to jimmie Davis.
1287
01:24:07,334 --> 01:24:10,622
3rd place to Willie rainach.
4th to big bill dodd.
1288
01:24:10,629 --> 01:24:13,712
Last to the ticket of Earl long and Chester thibodeaux.
1289
01:24:13,716 --> 01:24:15,047
5th place.
1290
01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:17,040
The stunning defeat spells the probable end...
1291
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:19,589
Of the long dynasty which began a generation ago.
1292
01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:22,339
Ben, turn it off.
1293
01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:33,724
J.w., I can't get him out of the damn closet.
1294
01:24:33,736 --> 01:24:36,944
Where's he at? In there.
1295
01:24:37,531 --> 01:24:39,134
How ya doin', Chester?
Hello. How are you?
1296
01:24:39,158 --> 01:24:41,900
Come on in here.
Good to see you.
1297
01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:45,820
Earl?
1298
01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:50,036
Earl, come on out of the closet.
1299
01:24:50,169 --> 01:24:53,661
She ain't coming back.
Not to a has-been.
1300
01:24:53,672 --> 01:24:56,539
Come out. You're messing up your own damn party.
1301
01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,633
It ain't my party!
1302
01:24:59,637 --> 01:25:01,252
I bet that damn woman...
1303
01:25:01,263 --> 01:25:03,470
Snuck back to bourbon street with some other guy.
1304
01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:07,012
You know that ain't right.
Simmer down and come on out.
1305
01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:10,386
Simmer down, hell!
I'm gettin' out of here.
1306
01:25:19,657 --> 01:25:23,741
Earl? Earl, come on back here!
1307
01:25:27,206 --> 01:25:28,787
Where in the hell is he going?
1308
01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:30,702
Let's go get my car. All right.
1309
01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,762
Where's Blaze?
She ain't here, Mr. governor.
1310
01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:48,508
She went to see her mama.
She ain't back.
1311
01:25:48,519 --> 01:25:49,850
Bullshit.
1312
01:25:49,853 --> 01:25:51,639
I ain't bullshittin'.
You fooling with her?
1313
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,138
I ain't done nothin".
You gettin' a little, huh?
1314
01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:57,061
Blaze? I voted for ya twice.
1315
01:25:57,194 --> 01:25:59,856
Blaze?
1316
01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:01,569
Don't you do something crazy
1317
01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:03,939
at the show-bar.
1318
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,619
Blaze?
1319
01:26:12,626 --> 01:26:14,116
Blaze, where are you?
You out here?
1320
01:26:14,128 --> 01:26:15,459
Huh?
1321
01:26:15,462 --> 01:26:18,545
Where are you?
1322
01:26:18,966 --> 01:26:21,378
Goddamn TV!
1323
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:37,394
Ahh. "As a dog...
1324
01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:39,733
Returneth to his vomit,
1325
01:26:39,737 --> 01:26:41,978
so a fool...
1326
01:26:41,989 --> 01:26:45,902
Returneth to his folly."
1327
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,150
The lord gave.
1328
01:26:48,162 --> 01:26:50,824
The lord taketh away!
1329
01:26:50,831 --> 01:26:53,447
Blessed be the name of...
1330
01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,957
You goddamn whore.
1331
01:27:01,008 --> 01:27:03,124
You...
1332
01:27:03,135 --> 01:27:05,171
Redheaded...
1333
01:27:05,179 --> 01:27:07,670
Harlot!
1334
01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:10,093
She ran out on me!
1335
01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:12,762
You know why? Because...
1336
01:27:12,770 --> 01:27:14,761
I run 5th place...
1337
01:27:14,772 --> 01:27:17,434
Last time on the track.
1338
01:27:17,441 --> 01:27:20,183
You after my money?
Well, surprise.
1339
01:27:20,194 --> 01:27:22,810
I don't have any!
1340
01:27:22,821 --> 01:27:25,813
People think I'm lining my pockets.
1341
01:27:25,824 --> 01:27:29,442
The fact is, money bores me!
1342
01:27:29,453 --> 01:27:33,947
What the hell do I need with a woman like that?
1343
01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:45,215
You are...
1344
01:27:45,219 --> 01:27:49,053
Just the prettiest thing that I ever saw.
1345
01:27:55,687 --> 01:27:59,805
I heard you were lookin' for me.
1346
01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:09,816
I told you she'd come back.
1347
01:28:23,674 --> 01:28:27,006
Maybe things would've been a little different...If I hadn't been around.
1349
01:28:27,010 --> 01:28:28,500
Nah, I lost 'cause...
1350
01:28:28,512 --> 01:28:31,254
My political views is too futuristic.
1351
01:28:31,265 --> 01:28:33,551
That and TV.
1352
01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:38,303
My god, I hate TV.
1353
01:28:38,313 --> 01:28:41,020
I like TV.
1354
01:28:48,699 --> 01:28:52,408
Looks like we're missing quite a party.
1355
01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:57,537
We're not missing anything.
1356
01:29:00,752 --> 01:29:03,539
Oh, my god.
1357
01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:10,504
It's big!
1358
01:29:10,512 --> 01:29:13,800
Marry me.
1359
01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:18,134
Earl, there's something you oughta know about me,
1360
01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:21,053
something I gotta confess.
1361
01:29:21,064 --> 01:29:24,306
What's that? I can't cook.
1362
01:29:24,318 --> 01:29:27,606
We'll work around it.
1363
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:33,816
Maybe it's time for old Earl to become domesticated.
1364
01:29:34,494 --> 01:29:37,702
Might be a humbling experience.
1365
01:30:07,778 --> 01:30:11,066
Sure, Princess.
1366
01:30:11,949 --> 01:30:16,318
Betty? Does this really look all right on me?
1367
01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:18,318
I'm just mad about yellow.
1368
01:30:18,455 --> 01:30:20,616
How you doin', baby?
1369
01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:22,956
You know what I would like in my retirement?
1370
01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,793
What's that, honey? Atv tray.
1371
01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:28,128
I seen 'em advertised.
1372
01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:31,669
You can put food right on those damn things.
1373
01:30:31,677 --> 01:30:35,261
We'll see if we can get us some.
1374
01:30:35,806 --> 01:30:38,798
Looks good. Mm-hmm.
1375
01:30:38,809 --> 01:30:41,221
I'm going back to work soon.
1376
01:30:41,228 --> 01:30:43,640
I'm gonna make some money.
1377
01:30:53,532 --> 01:30:56,365
You want to go for a Sunday drive?
1378
01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:59,610
Hmm? No, I think I'll...
1379
01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:02,613
Just get some sleep.
1380
01:31:02,624 --> 01:31:04,160
Alexandria newspaper called.
1381
01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:07,330
They're sending out some guys to do an interview.
1382
01:31:07,337 --> 01:31:09,419
That's wonderful!
1383
01:31:09,548 --> 01:31:12,085
What are they gonna write about?
1384
01:31:12,092 --> 01:31:14,424
I'm gonna suggest it be a story about...
1385
01:31:14,428 --> 01:31:18,296
A thoroughbred...
1386
01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:22,925
Turned out to stud pasture in his golden years.
1387
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:33,484
Well, how are you?
1388
01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:36,025
Earl kemp long, ex-governor of Louisiana.
1389
01:31:36,033 --> 01:31:37,864
People call me "governor" if so inclined.
1390
01:31:37,868 --> 01:31:39,654
My pleasure, sir. Good morning.
1391
01:31:39,661 --> 01:31:44,030
Excuse me, but is miss starr ready?
1392
01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:45,997
Miss starr...
1393
01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:48,663
Is expecting you.
1394
01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:52,879
Honey, the people are here.
1395
01:31:56,553 --> 01:31:58,760
I got some other fish to ery.
1396
01:31:58,764 --> 01:32:03,133
Good morning, gentlemen.
"Morning, miss starr.
1397
01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:09,687
No pictures. No pictures?
1398
01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:12,774
Why not? I won't have a story without pictures.
1399
01:32:12,778 --> 01:32:15,485
Put it away.
1400
01:32:15,489 --> 01:32:16,899
I thought we could...
1401
01:32:16,907 --> 01:32:19,068
Talk to you about your future.
1402
01:32:19,076 --> 01:32:20,407
I don't want to talk
1403
01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:22,446
about my future.
1404
01:32:22,579 --> 01:32:27,243
I don't want to talk about my past or my present.
1405
01:32:29,336 --> 01:32:30,746
Miss starr?
1406
01:32:30,754 --> 01:32:34,338
Tell me when's the next election in Louisiana.
1407
01:32:34,341 --> 01:32:36,502
There's always an election in Louisiana.
1408
01:32:36,510 --> 01:32:38,341
There's a national congressional primary...
1409
01:32:38,345 --> 01:32:40,210
Coming up.
1410
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:43,714
National politics, huh?
1411
01:32:43,725 --> 01:32:46,967
You wouldn't be thinking about uncle Earl, would you?
1412
01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:48,969
And what if I was?
1413
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:51,847
Well, no disrespect intended, ma'am,
1414
01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:55,442
but he's not exactly dealing off the top of the deck.
1415
01:32:55,445 --> 01:32:58,778
Earl k. Long is the sanest man I've ever known.
1416
01:33:03,620 --> 01:33:05,781
Interview's over, boys.
1417
01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:08,246
But, miss starr?
1418
01:33:15,674 --> 01:33:17,585
Hello?
1419
01:33:17,717 --> 01:33:20,299
How ya doin', Blaze?
1420
01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:23,420
J.w., I've got some great news for you.
1421
01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:25,547
Earl wants to make a comeback.
1422
01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:28,767
Earl wants to make a comeback, huh?
1423
01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:30,510
Okay, ah,
1424
01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,979
what's he gonna run for?
1425
01:33:32,983 --> 01:33:37,022
Earl is ready for national politics.
1426
01:33:37,028 --> 01:33:39,314
If Kennedy wins, he's gonna need help.
1427
01:33:39,322 --> 01:33:41,153
Are you with us?
1428
01:33:41,158 --> 01:33:43,319
I've got to tell you,
1429
01:33:43,326 --> 01:33:46,193
right now, the answer's "no."
1430
01:33:46,204 --> 01:33:48,320
I'll take that as a "yes."
1431
01:33:48,331 --> 01:33:51,664
I look forward to seeing you fellas.
1432
01:33:54,004 --> 01:33:55,494
Oh, Earl!
1433
01:33:55,505 --> 01:33:57,871
Earl?
1434
01:33:57,883 --> 01:34:01,341
Guess what.
Your cronies called...
1435
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,959
And they desperately want you back...
1436
01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:06,884
To run for national office.
They're beggin' for you.
1437
01:34:06,892 --> 01:34:09,178
They're crazy.
I'm finished down there.
1438
01:34:09,186 --> 01:34:11,973
That self pity stuff don't look good on you.
1439
01:34:11,980 --> 01:34:13,811
You're pullin' my leg.
1440
01:34:13,815 --> 01:34:15,521
I just got off the phone with them.
1441
01:34:15,525 --> 01:34:20,269
La grange, thibodeaux, doc ferriday; Every one of them.
1442
01:34:20,280 --> 01:34:23,613
They want you back.
They called from Baton Rouge.
1443
01:34:23,742 --> 01:34:25,622
It sounded urgent, but I told 'em you were busy.
1444
01:34:25,744 --> 01:34:28,156
I took a message.
They're waitin'...
1445
01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:33,374
By their phone this minute for you to call them back.
1446
01:34:34,044 --> 01:34:36,160
And they're beggin' for me?
1447
01:34:36,171 --> 01:34:37,661
They are beggin' for you...
1448
01:34:37,672 --> 01:34:40,835
On their hands and knees.
1449
01:34:40,842 --> 01:34:44,255
Well, goddamn!
1450
01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:46,344
It's about time.
1451
01:34:46,348 --> 01:34:48,885
Those bums in Washington are worse...
1452
01:34:48,892 --> 01:34:50,974
Than the hoodlums we got down here.
1453
01:34:50,977 --> 01:34:52,842
Federal highways full of potholes.
1454
01:34:52,854 --> 01:34:56,142
Hot lunch programs, they're gettin' lukewarm.
1455
01:34:56,149 --> 01:34:58,561
In the Bible, proverbs, 19...
Governor,
1456
01:34:58,568 --> 01:35:01,275
what about that stripteaser?
1457
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:03,315
That is a goddamn lie.
1458
01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:07,111
Oh, when the saints go marching in
1459
01:35:07,118 --> 01:35:11,327
now when the saints go marching in
1460
01:35:11,331 --> 01:35:15,574
you know that I want to be in that number
1461
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:19,544
when the saints go marching in
1462
01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:21,629
now when the sun
1463
01:35:21,633 --> 01:35:25,000
refused to shine
1464
01:35:25,011 --> 01:35:26,467
don't forget.
1465
01:35:26,471 --> 01:35:28,462
Vote for Earl k. Long.
1466
01:35:28,473 --> 01:35:32,091
Vote for Earl k. Long for congress.
1467
01:35:32,102 --> 01:35:36,095
when the sun refused to shine
1468
01:35:41,695 --> 01:35:44,402
Well, lookee, lookee, lookee.
1469
01:35:44,406 --> 01:35:46,397
What have we got here?
1470
01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:48,490
Arvin deeter.
1471
01:35:48,493 --> 01:35:50,734
Man drives to dinner in a rolls Royce.
1472
01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:54,112
He comes to work in a Chevrolet.
1473
01:35:54,124 --> 01:35:58,288
Don't come too close, boy. I bite.
1474
01:35:58,295 --> 01:36:01,253
Be interestin' to see how the parish warms to a...
1475
01:36:01,256 --> 01:36:03,212
Socialistic, nigger-lovin', woman chasin',
1476
01:36:03,216 --> 01:36:05,673
lunatic from the mental hospital. Oh, yeah!
1477
01:36:05,802 --> 01:36:07,542
Oh, yeah?
1478
01:36:07,554 --> 01:36:10,967
Some people say it would be an improvement.
1479
01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:13,264
I love that man.
1480
01:36:13,268 --> 01:36:15,634
Let's hear it for ol' deeter!
1481
01:36:15,645 --> 01:36:18,682
Get over here!
1482
01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:21,978
It ain't his fault he's got a face like a catfish,
1483
01:36:21,985 --> 01:36:23,771
talks out of both sides of his mouth,
1484
01:36:23,778 --> 01:36:27,066
whistles, lies, smokes cigarettes at the same time.
1485
01:36:27,073 --> 01:36:30,691
People in this parish are entitled to somethin' better.
1486
01:36:39,127 --> 01:36:42,415
Come on, baby!
1487
01:36:50,305 --> 01:36:53,012
This fallen man...
1488
01:36:53,016 --> 01:36:55,758
Lies at the feet of a woman...
1489
01:36:55,769 --> 01:36:58,476
With colored hair,
1490
01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:01,222
sinful clothes,
1491
01:37:01,232 --> 01:37:03,439
painted eyes,
1492
01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:05,104
exotic,
1493
01:37:05,111 --> 01:37:06,601
erotic,
1494
01:37:06,613 --> 01:37:10,481
wanton, lewd and hell-bound!
1495
01:37:10,492 --> 01:37:13,905
Earl! Earl!
1496
01:37:16,998 --> 01:37:19,114
Keep it as a souvenir.
1497
01:37:19,125 --> 01:37:20,786
Vote for Earl.
1498
01:37:20,919 --> 01:37:22,784
Look at ol' high hat,
1499
01:37:22,921 --> 01:37:26,834
sweet-smellin', silk-stockin' deeter.
1500
01:37:26,966 --> 01:37:29,252
Puts that sticky stuff under his arms.
1501
01:37:31,596 --> 01:37:34,759
Charlie, if you get deeter and his boys to give up...
1502
01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:38,725
Bourbon, 6 beers, and cigarettes every 4 days,
1503
01:37:38,728 --> 01:37:41,765
they would all become saints!
Yeah, yeah!
1504
01:37:41,898 --> 01:37:44,105
There'd be a chicken in every pot.
1505
01:37:44,109 --> 01:37:47,317
Every man would be a king.
1506
01:37:47,320 --> 01:37:50,733
That's the price of civilization.
1507
01:37:50,740 --> 01:37:52,230
Before I would sell out...
1508
01:37:52,242 --> 01:37:54,449
The poor colored people, the poor white people,
1509
01:37:54,452 --> 01:37:56,363
have people hiding "em, fighting 'em,
1510
01:37:56,371 --> 01:37:58,236
and burning up their homes,
1511
01:37:58,248 --> 01:38:01,706
I would sacrifice being President of the U.S.,
1512
01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:04,246
vice president, U.S. senator!
1513
01:38:04,254 --> 01:38:06,210
The three best friends...
1514
01:38:06,214 --> 01:38:08,796
That the poor people ever had:
1515
01:38:08,800 --> 01:38:11,507
Jesus Christ, sears and roebuck,
1516
01:38:11,511 --> 01:38:14,594
and Earl k. Long!
1517
01:38:16,766 --> 01:38:19,841
The ongoing story of the long family dynasty...
1519
01:38:19,853 --> 01:38:23,892
In Louisiana continues to add more bizarre chapters...
1520
01:38:23,898 --> 01:38:26,310
As former governor Earl k. Long...
1521
01:38:26,317 --> 01:38:30,151
Attempts a pathetic bid for election to national office,
1522
01:38:30,155 --> 01:38:32,487
rocked by a scandalous affair...
1523
01:38:32,490 --> 01:38:35,823
With a famous exotic dancer.
1524
01:38:35,952 --> 01:38:39,285
Leave her alone!
1525
01:38:39,289 --> 01:38:41,450
What's the matter?
You want to look?
1526
01:38:41,458 --> 01:38:43,870
All right. Take a look.
1527
01:38:44,002 --> 01:38:47,460
Huh? Take a real look!
1528
01:38:47,464 --> 01:38:49,329
If 1 was crazy then,
1529
01:38:49,340 --> 01:38:51,626
I am crazy now!
1530
01:38:51,634 --> 01:38:54,546
And I'm gonna be crazy for the rest of my life.
1531
01:38:54,554 --> 01:38:56,465
They say I fell in love...
1532
01:38:56,473 --> 01:38:59,465
With a striptease dancer.
1533
01:38:59,476 --> 01:39:02,309
Well, they're right!
1534
01:39:02,312 --> 01:39:05,554
I'm guilty. Thank you, sweetie.
1535
01:39:05,565 --> 01:39:07,647
They say I raised taxes.
1536
01:39:07,650 --> 01:39:11,518
They're right. I am guilty.
1537
01:39:11,529 --> 01:39:15,898
They say I built Bridges,
and hospitals, and roads.
1538
01:39:15,909 --> 01:39:18,616
They're right! I'm guilty!
1539
01:39:18,620 --> 01:39:22,738
They say Louisiana's got the best old-age pension...
1540
01:39:22,749 --> 01:39:25,786
In the United States of America.
1541
01:39:25,793 --> 01:39:28,409
They're right. I'm guilty.
1542
01:39:28,421 --> 01:39:31,959
They say I fought the poll tax and the reading lists...
1543
01:39:31,966 --> 01:39:35,174
So that everybody in the country could vote.
1544
01:39:35,178 --> 01:39:40,718
Right! Guilty, guilty, and guilty!
1545
01:39:43,102 --> 01:39:44,717
Dear mama,
1546
01:39:44,729 --> 01:39:47,345
we're heading up to winnfield for election day.
1547
01:39:47,357 --> 01:39:49,689
Don't be disappointed if Earl don't win.
1548
01:39:49,692 --> 01:39:53,901
He's happy, or as close to happy as he gets.
1549
01:39:53,905 --> 01:39:55,520
Most of the important people in Louisiana...
1550
01:39:55,532 --> 01:39:57,147
Don't speak to him anymore.
1551
01:39:57,158 --> 01:40:00,491
And the press, well, they just laugh.
1552
01:40:00,495 --> 01:40:02,702
I'm gonna be votin' for congress.
1553
01:40:02,705 --> 01:40:03,990
You might pray for me.
1554
01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:07,456
It's my first time and I'm pretty nervous."
1555
01:40:11,381 --> 01:40:13,292
Blaze starr,
1556
01:40:13,299 --> 01:40:15,540
how would you like to ride to headquarters?
1557
01:40:15,552 --> 01:40:20,387
Governor, I think it's a fine day for a walk.
1558
01:40:20,390 --> 01:40:22,722
Well, that's exactly what I said.
1559
01:40:22,725 --> 01:40:26,889
Itis... a fine day for a walk.
1560
01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:33,687
Everything okay?
1561
01:40:33,695 --> 01:40:36,778
The election's in the bag.
1562
01:40:36,781 --> 01:40:38,897
The papers say you're in trouble,
1563
01:40:38,908 --> 01:40:41,991
as usual.
1564
01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:43,986
The day before an election, can't find anybody...
1565
01:40:44,122 --> 01:40:45,737
Who says they're gonna vote for me.
1566
01:40:45,748 --> 01:40:48,410
After, can't find anybody who says they did vote for me.
1567
01:40:48,418 --> 01:40:51,455
It's always been the same.
1568
01:40:51,462 --> 01:40:53,293
How are things at the club?
1569
01:40:53,298 --> 01:40:56,335
Fine, I guess.
1570
01:40:56,342 --> 01:41:01,006
There's a lot of pressure for me and the girls to...
1571
01:41:01,139 --> 01:41:03,926
Drop our g-strings.
1572
01:41:03,933 --> 01:41:06,766
They say it's the wave of the future.
1573
01:41:06,769 --> 01:41:12,059
Well, civilization is at the crossroads...
1574
01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:15,058
In every department.
1575
01:41:15,945 --> 01:41:18,061
Good lookin' melons here.
1576
01:41:18,197 --> 01:41:19,778
Find us a good one.
1577
01:41:19,782 --> 01:41:22,990
I'm gonna thump a few and see if they talk back.
1578
01:41:31,044 --> 01:41:33,786
How's Earl doing?
The newspapers hate him.
1579
01:41:33,796 --> 01:41:38,290
Deeter's come up with some evidence about tax problems.
1580
01:41:38,301 --> 01:41:41,793
The Democratic machine ain't gave him a damn dime,
1581
01:41:41,804 --> 01:41:44,466
and he's 20 points behind in the polls.
1582
01:41:44,474 --> 01:41:47,511
Things are lookin' pretty good.
1583
01:41:48,269 --> 01:41:51,557
Hello? Hello?
1584
01:41:56,152 --> 01:41:58,939
Oh, my god! ♪
1585
01:41:58,946 --> 01:42:00,482
It's his heart!
1586
01:42:00,490 --> 01:42:02,776
Earl? Earl?
1587
01:42:02,784 --> 01:42:06,493
Give him air. Are you all right?
1588
01:42:06,496 --> 01:42:10,785
Goddamn it. Get away from me.
1589
01:42:10,792 --> 01:42:13,408
I just had something bad for breakfast. It's his heart.
1590
01:42:13,419 --> 01:42:16,001
You want your pills? ♪
1591
01:42:16,005 --> 01:42:17,870
Get him to the hospital.
1592
01:42:17,882 --> 01:42:21,295
If you take me, I'll fire everybody.
1593
01:42:21,302 --> 01:42:23,338
Somebody get an ambulance!
1594
01:42:23,346 --> 01:42:26,679
Yeah, broadcast that I ain't fit for office.
1595
01:42:26,683 --> 01:42:30,141
Listen! You need to go to the hospital, damn it!
1596
01:42:30,269 --> 01:42:34,103
Honey, you tell 'em where I gotta go.
1597
01:42:34,232 --> 01:42:36,393
He's gotta go right now.
1598
01:42:36,401 --> 01:42:38,608
You don't want the hospital? No.
1599
01:42:38,611 --> 01:42:40,351
Take him to the hotel.
1600
01:42:40,363 --> 01:42:43,855
If he wins, he'll fire you.
For god's sake, he's sick.
1601
01:42:43,866 --> 01:42:45,481
Everybody just leave me alone.
1602
01:42:45,493 --> 01:42:48,860
Give me some air.
1603
01:42:49,330 --> 01:42:52,072
I'm all right.
1604
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:53,539
You're getting
1605
01:42:53,543 --> 01:42:55,534
your color back.
1606
01:42:55,545 --> 01:42:57,410
I'm all right.
That was a fine melon.
1607
01:42:57,422 --> 01:42:59,003
It was a damn fine melon.
1608
01:42:59,006 --> 01:43:03,466
- You all right.
- I'm all right.
1609
01:43:03,469 --> 01:43:05,005
Don't get hit by a car.
1610
01:43:05,012 --> 01:43:07,970
Stop the traffic.
1611
01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:12,015
How are you? Good to see you.
1612
01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:13,759
Sam, good to see you.
1613
01:43:13,771 --> 01:43:16,308
Hello, governor. How are you?
1614
01:43:18,317 --> 01:43:20,808
Thanks for coming.
1615
01:43:20,820 --> 01:43:22,606
Vote for Earl. Oh, yeah.
1616
01:43:22,613 --> 01:43:24,399
Evening. How are you?
1617
01:43:24,407 --> 01:43:26,113
Nice to see you again.
1618
01:43:26,242 --> 01:43:28,449
Evening. Evening.
1619
01:43:28,453 --> 01:43:32,571
The heat's really fierce, isn't it? It is.
1620
01:43:44,677 --> 01:43:46,588
You're in the clear, Earl.
1621
01:43:46,596 --> 01:43:48,507
You're gonna be okay.
1622
01:43:48,514 --> 01:43:50,630
Here. Just sit down,
1623
01:43:50,641 --> 01:43:52,131
right here.
1624
01:43:52,268 --> 01:43:55,055
What time is it?
It's 5:00, Earl.
1625
01:43:55,062 --> 01:43:57,098
The polls are still open.
1626
01:43:57,106 --> 01:43:59,062
Prop me up, boys.
Stick me in the window.
1627
01:43:59,066 --> 01:44:02,684
Let 'em see I'm okay.
1628
01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:07,567
We get a good turnout in goldonna?
1629
01:44:07,575 --> 01:44:09,190
We're checking on it for you, Earl.
1630
01:44:09,202 --> 01:44:14,162
Get some rest, will ya?
I don't want rest.
1631
01:44:14,165 --> 01:44:15,575
Give me that.
1632
01:44:15,583 --> 01:44:17,244
Earl, listen to somebody else for a change.
1633
01:44:17,251 --> 01:44:18,582
Here, mister Earl. Here you go.
1634
01:44:18,586 --> 01:44:20,201
Right here. Take it easy.
1635
01:44:20,338 --> 01:44:22,454
We gonna make it all right.
1636
01:44:22,465 --> 01:44:24,421
That's it. You all right?
1637
01:44:24,425 --> 01:44:26,666
We'll put you in the window.
1638
01:44:26,677 --> 01:44:29,168
Wait a minute.
1639
01:44:29,305 --> 01:44:32,513
East of the river there's a guy...
1640
01:44:32,517 --> 01:44:33,973
What's his name?
1641
01:44:33,976 --> 01:44:37,139
Joe Lee Jackson. Yeah.
1642
01:44:37,146 --> 01:44:39,262
The guy with the trucks, right?
Yeah.
1643
01:44:39,273 --> 01:44:40,638
He owes Earl.
1644
01:44:40,650 --> 01:44:43,266
Get him to send trucks to pick up voters.
1645
01:44:43,277 --> 01:44:46,986
Sid. Harold. Bob.
Go on and do that.
1646
01:44:46,989 --> 01:44:49,981
Give me my pills.
1647
01:45:00,837 --> 01:45:05,627
It's okay, Bobby. Thank you.
1648
01:45:08,970 --> 01:45:12,758
Open 'em up, boys. I'm ready.
1649
01:45:29,907 --> 01:45:32,193
Things look okay to you?
1650
01:45:32,201 --> 01:45:35,284
Kind of hard to tell with Earl.
1651
01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:41,791
Oh, yeah!
1652
01:45:42,295 --> 01:45:45,037
Joe Lee. Here.
1653
01:45:45,047 --> 01:45:48,210
Tell him uncle Earl wants him to get here.
1654
01:45:48,217 --> 01:45:49,707
Joe Lee Jackson,
1655
01:45:49,719 --> 01:45:52,836
I'm calling for uncle Earl.
I need your truck.
1656
01:45:52,847 --> 01:45:55,884
See you all later.
1657
01:46:09,906 --> 01:46:14,275
There. It's 8:00.
The polls are closed.
1658
01:46:14,285 --> 01:46:18,028
The polls are closed now, Earl.
1659
01:46:20,041 --> 01:46:22,077
You want me to shut the blinds, mister Earl?
1660
01:46:22,084 --> 01:46:23,790
Yeah.
1661
01:46:23,794 --> 01:46:26,581
I bet ol' deeter's scared.
Split-tongued heathen!
1662
01:46:26,589 --> 01:46:30,753
Damn it! Can we get you to a hospital?
1663
01:46:30,760 --> 01:46:35,595
Get me to a couch. Oh!
1664
01:46:40,770 --> 01:46:43,807
You're out of your cotton-picking mind.
1665
01:46:43,814 --> 01:46:47,272
You know that, don't you? Hmm?
1666
01:46:47,276 --> 01:46:49,107
Easy, now.
1667
01:46:49,111 --> 01:46:53,104
Right here. There we go.
1668
01:46:53,115 --> 01:46:54,605
That's it.
1669
01:46:54,617 --> 01:46:55,948
Keep his head up.
1670
01:46:55,952 --> 01:46:59,945
That's good.
1671
01:47:01,999 --> 01:47:03,364
Almost time for
1672
01:47:03,501 --> 01:47:09,292
the 1st returns, but... we'll go have a look for you,
1673
01:47:09,298 --> 01:47:12,665
and see how things is developing.
1674
01:47:12,677 --> 01:47:16,340
Okay? ♪ name?
1675
01:47:16,347 --> 01:47:17,962
Earl, I want you to take
1676
01:47:17,974 --> 01:47:19,384
care of yourself.
1677
01:47:19,517 --> 01:47:23,009
We'll find out what the polls say, all right?
1678
01:47:23,688 --> 01:47:26,976
See how we're doing in Monroe. Shh.
1679
01:47:28,025 --> 01:47:31,267
I always done good in Monroe.
1680
01:47:40,329 --> 01:47:42,786
Dd good-bye Joe 2
1681
01:47:42,790 --> 01:47:45,372
jme got to go
1682
01:47:45,376 --> 01:47:49,460
me oh, my oh j
1683
01:47:49,588 --> 01:47:54,048
2» me got to go pole the pirogue.
1684
01:47:54,051 --> 01:47:57,669
Down the bayou 2
1685
01:47:57,680 --> 01:48:02,299
2» my Yvonne the sweetest one
1686
01:48:02,309 --> 01:48:06,473
me oh, my oh j
1687
01:48:06,605 --> 01:48:11,019
2 son of a gun we'll have big fun
1688
01:48:21,787 --> 01:48:25,029
Doesn't look too bad, heh?
1689
01:48:29,795 --> 01:48:32,036
What happened to your boys?
1690
01:48:32,048 --> 01:48:34,881
Looks like they're slow in gettin' out.
1691
01:48:34,884 --> 01:48:37,671
At least my voters ain't dead.
1692
01:48:37,678 --> 01:48:41,512
I killed your votes, snake chucker.
1693
01:48:41,515 --> 01:48:43,096
You boys get back to your corner.
1694
01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:46,263
Good luck to you. ♪ name?
1695
01:49:11,462 --> 01:49:15,922
Hey, doc.
1696
01:49:32,775 --> 01:49:35,642
I love you.
1697
01:49:36,445 --> 01:49:39,608
I love you too.
1698
01:49:41,033 --> 01:49:44,901
You gotta promise me something.
1699
01:49:44,912 --> 01:49:47,119
Hmm?
1700
01:49:47,123 --> 01:49:50,957
We get married right after this election's over.
1701
01:49:51,627 --> 01:49:54,915
Trust me.
1702
01:50:13,023 --> 01:50:16,140
All right, Earl. Earl, you won!
1703
01:50:16,152 --> 01:50:18,939
We're back in business.
1704
01:50:18,946 --> 01:50:21,608
We're on our way to Washington.
1705
01:50:24,368 --> 01:50:28,327
Of course he won.
1706
01:50:28,330 --> 01:50:32,198
What'd you expect?
1707
01:50:37,214 --> 01:50:39,079
We'd like to be alone for a bit,
1708
01:50:39,091 --> 01:50:42,003
if you don't mind?
1709
01:50:42,011 --> 01:50:46,175
Yes, ma'am, miss starr.
1710
01:53:00,399 --> 01:53:06,315
What is happened down here is the wind have changed.
1711
01:53:07,323 --> 01:53:14,286
Clouds roll in from the north and it start to rain
1712
01:53:14,288 --> 01:53:20,454
rained real hard and it rained for a real long time
1713
01:53:20,461 --> 01:53:25,797
six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline
1714
01:53:29,053 --> 01:53:34,264
the river rolls all day the river rolls all night
1715
01:53:35,476 --> 01:53:38,968
some people got lost in the flood.
1716
01:53:38,979 --> 01:53:43,063
Some people got away all right
1717
01:53:43,067 --> 01:53:49,188
river have busted through clear down to plaquemine
1718
01:53:49,198 --> 01:53:55,444
six feet of water in the streets of Evangeline
1719
01:53:55,454 --> 01:53:58,412
Louisiana
1720
01:53:59,416 --> 01:54:02,249
Louisiana
1721
01:54:02,252 --> 01:54:09,502
they're tryin' to wash us away
1722
01:54:09,510 --> 01:54:16,426
Louisiana
1723
01:54:16,433 --> 01:54:24,433
they're tryin' to wash us away
1724
01:54:25,943 --> 01:54:32,030
president coolidge come down in a railroad train
1725
01:54:32,032 --> 01:54:36,776
with a little fat man with a note pad in his hand
1726
01:54:39,581 --> 01:54:45,542
president said little fat man isn't it a shame
1727
01:54:45,546 --> 01:54:51,792
what the river has done to this poor cracker's land
1728
01:54:51,927 --> 01:54:58,847
Louisiana
1729
01:54:58,851 --> 01:55:05,808
they're tryin' to wash us away
1730
01:55:05,941 --> 01:55:12,732
Louisiana
1731
01:55:12,739 --> 01:55:20,739
they're tryin' to wash us away
1732
01:55:39,808 --> 01:55:44,177
Good-bye Joe, me got to go, me oh, my oh
1733
01:55:44,188 --> 01:55:46,474
me got to go pole the pirogue.
1734
01:55:46,482 --> 01:55:48,768
Down the bayou
1735
01:55:48,775 --> 01:55:53,360
my Yvonne, the sweetest one me oh, my oh
1736
01:55:53,363 --> 01:55:55,695
son of a gun we'll have big fun
1737
01:55:55,699 --> 01:55:57,906
on the bayou
1738
01:55:58,035 --> 01:56:02,495
jambalaya, crawfish pie, and a filé gumbo.
1739
01:56:02,498 --> 01:56:07,117
'cause tonight I'm gonna see my mes cheres amis, oh
1740
01:56:07,127 --> 01:56:11,496
pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay, oh
1741
01:56:11,507 --> 01:56:13,748
son of a gun we'll have big fun
1742
01:56:13,759 --> 01:56:16,250
on the bayou
1743
01:56:16,261 --> 01:56:20,675
thibodeaux, fontaineaux the place is buzzin'
1744
01:56:20,682 --> 01:56:24,891
kinfolk come to see Yvonne by the dozen
1745
01:56:25,020 --> 01:56:29,514
dressed in style, go hog wild, me oh, my oh
1746
01:56:29,525 --> 01:56:32,562
son of a gun we'll have big fun
1747
01:56:38,700 --> 01:56:40,281
Listen to me.
1748
01:56:40,285 --> 01:56:43,152
For one time in your life, you believe me.
1749
01:56:43,163 --> 01:56:46,371
All of that rowdy stuff was exaggerated,
1750
01:56:46,375 --> 01:56:49,208
and if there was any, it was precipitated...
1751
01:56:49,211 --> 01:56:52,703
By those won't-quit newspaper people.
1752
01:56:52,714 --> 01:56:54,170
Hello?
1753
01:56:54,174 --> 01:56:55,539
Hello, governor.
1754
01:56:55,551 --> 01:56:57,007
They looked like they wasn't gonna leave,
1755
01:56:57,010 --> 01:56:59,922
so I told some of these fellas, these police, we had three,
1756
01:56:59,930 --> 01:57:02,967
get 'em out of there!
Put up a curtain.
1757
01:57:02,975 --> 01:57:06,934
I looked up and there was one of them bastards crawling through.
1758
01:57:07,062 --> 01:57:10,600
I started to throw that champagne bottle at him.
1759
01:57:10,607 --> 01:57:12,438
Hello? Hello, governor.
1760
01:57:12,442 --> 01:57:14,353
I don't give a damn if you puttin' this on it.
1761
01:57:14,361 --> 01:57:16,943
I'm not gonna use that portion.
You can if you want.
1762
01:57:17,072 --> 01:57:18,937
Well, I...
The truth's the truth.
1763
01:57:19,074 --> 01:57:20,735
Not unless you want me to, governor.
1764
01:57:20,742 --> 01:57:22,573
Go ahead. I want you to.
1765
01:57:22,578 --> 01:57:24,660
With anything I said, you can record it,
1766
01:57:24,663 --> 01:57:26,369
you can put it in the paper.
1767
01:57:26,373 --> 01:57:29,661
I've got one language, and that's the truth.
1768
01:57:29,668 --> 01:57:32,535
Hello? Hello.
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