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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,024 --> 00:00:12,654 Tobacco use leads to cancer, heart attacks.. 2 00:00:12,734 --> 00:00:16,459 ..lung disorders and other deadly diseases. 3 00:00:16,562 --> 00:00:19,511 The characters shown in this film or program.. 4 00:00:19,568 --> 00:00:21,913 ..don't support the use of any type of tobacco products.. 5 00:00:21,993 --> 00:00:25,289 ..such as Beedi, Cigarettes, Khaini, Zarda, etc.. 6 00:00:25,337 --> 00:00:28,057 ..or their promotion in any manner. 7 00:00:29,046 --> 00:00:31,204 Tobacco use leads to cancer.. 8 00:00:31,253 --> 00:00:35,242 ..heart attacks, lung disorders and other deadly diseases. 9 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,927 The characters shown in this film or program.. 10 00:00:38,007 --> 00:00:41,597 .. do not support the use of any type of tobacco products.. 11 00:00:41,677 --> 00:00:45,007 ..such as Beedi, Cigarettes, Khaini, Zarda, etcetera.. 12 00:00:45,142 --> 00:00:47,836 ..or their promotion in any manner. 13 00:00:48,832 --> 00:00:50,969 We see 50 new patients daily. 14 00:00:51,049 --> 00:00:52,886 In a month around 1000. 15 00:00:52,966 --> 00:00:56,968 80 to 90% of mouth cancer is due to tobacco chewing. 16 00:00:57,048 --> 00:00:58,651 This is Mukesh's story. 17 00:00:58,731 --> 00:01:01,706 My name is Mukesh. I used tobacco product for 3 years. 18 00:01:01,786 --> 00:01:04,147 I got cancer. Now I've an operation. 19 00:01:04,227 --> 00:01:06,245 Probably, I can't say anything more. 20 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:09,323 Alas! Mukesh didn't survive. 21 00:01:10,148 --> 00:01:12,672 And he was only 24 years old. 22 00:01:13,143 --> 00:01:17,488 All tobacco products leads to death. 23 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:22,600 Sponge like lungs of humans is made to absorb air. 24 00:01:23,109 --> 00:01:28,439 But some people use it to absorb smoke of cigarettes. 25 00:01:31,019 --> 00:01:35,420 If you squeeze the lung of a smoker.. 26 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:41,157 ..then you'll find so much tar of years which leads to cancer. 27 00:01:41,222 --> 00:01:47,825 So much tar is enough to make you sick, very sick. 28 00:03:06,996 --> 00:03:14,455 "Wretched income has gone sterile and inflation is fertile" 29 00:03:15,442 --> 00:03:23,698 "Everyday it gives birth to a new price hike" 30 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:38,088 "Wretched income has gone sterile and inflation is fertile" 31 00:03:38,772 --> 00:03:43,882 Everyday it gives birth to a new price hike" 32 00:03:46,447 --> 00:03:51,889 "Even enemy won't be so cruel..." 33 00:03:51,969 --> 00:03:54,631 "It has killed us in such a way... 34 00:03:54,711 --> 00:04:02,112 This inflation this inflation" 35 00:04:02,192 --> 00:04:06,053 "We've been had left right and center" 36 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:10,231 "We've been had left right and center" 37 00:04:10,311 --> 00:04:29,797 (No lyrics) 38 00:04:29,877 --> 00:04:33,449 "Pizzas and burgers have become like a dream" 39 00:04:33,861 --> 00:04:37,698 "Lentils have become like a rare fishes in curry" 40 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:41,590 "Forget tears from onions, prices make man cry" 41 00:04:41,723 --> 00:04:44,876 "Forget tears from onions, prices make man cry" 42 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:51,343 "Expenses of wedding have made one go bachelor for life" 43 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:56,776 "We've been had left right and center" 44 00:04:56,856 --> 00:05:00,819 "We've been had left right and center" 45 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:02,538 "One... Two... Three... Four" 46 00:05:02,618 --> 00:05:06,088 "We've been had left right and center" 47 00:05:06,168 --> 00:05:09,426 "We've been had left right and center" 48 00:05:09,506 --> 00:05:12,906 "We've been had left right and center" 49 00:05:12,986 --> 00:05:16,775 "We've been had left right and center" 50 00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:20,294 "We have been had" 51 00:05:20,374 --> 00:05:27,086 "We have been had" 52 00:05:27,918 --> 00:05:29,006 Gopal! 53 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:30,960 Gopal! 54 00:05:31,254 --> 00:05:32,617 Hey, Gopal! (Shouts) 55 00:05:34,945 --> 00:05:35,948 What is it, Dad? 56 00:05:36,028 --> 00:05:38,362 Get up. Your result is already out. 57 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:41,654 How could it come so soon. - It has. 58 00:05:41,787 --> 00:05:44,415 Sanjoo's son has already seen it and he's passed. 59 00:05:44,693 --> 00:05:46,208 I'll look later. Let me sleep. 60 00:05:46,342 --> 00:05:49,042 What will you see after power outage. 61 00:05:49,245 --> 00:05:50,742 Where is your Roll Number? 62 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:53,778 It's there, under the lamp in the house temple. - Below the lamp. 63 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:55,445 How dumb! 64 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:00,488 Oh, crap. 65 00:06:16,688 --> 00:06:18,473 Hey, your admission ticket is oil stained... 66 00:06:19,468 --> 00:06:20,507 What! 67 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,330 Where is he gone? 68 00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:23,881 Hey, Gopal! 69 00:06:24,137 --> 00:06:26,373 Where he is gone this early morning? 70 00:07:31,048 --> 00:07:32,260 Do you know? 71 00:07:32,616 --> 00:07:34,550 Why is inflation so high in the country? 72 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,200 Why food has become so expensive? 73 00:07:37,732 --> 00:07:41,208 Because, after selling'em expensive, the entire money... 74 00:07:41,303 --> 00:07:43,499 ...is siphoned off to foreign banks. 75 00:07:45,594 --> 00:07:47,382 Country has no money at all. 76 00:07:47,462 --> 00:07:49,490 Vedpal is right. There is no money in the country? 77 00:07:49,616 --> 00:07:50,574 That's right. 78 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:52,173 And you know? 79 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:54,250 How much of our money is lying in Swiss Banks? 80 00:07:54,881 --> 00:07:56,317 About 280 billion. 81 00:07:56,925 --> 00:07:58,876 Brother, just a minute. 82 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,101 Is it 280 million or billion? 83 00:08:02,009 --> 00:08:03,737 Hey, it's 280 billion! 84 00:08:03,778 --> 00:08:04,945 What is it bro? 85 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,469 Count man! How many zeros are after 280? 86 00:08:12,372 --> 00:08:14,045 It appears to be an egg shop. 87 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:16,432 And all that money is ours. 88 00:08:17,113 --> 00:08:19,807 How is it ours? 89 00:08:19,928 --> 00:08:20,716 Why not? 90 00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:23,658 Aren't we the ones who paid them through our noses. 91 00:08:23,745 --> 00:08:25,533 And all of it is black money. 92 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,097 Black money. - Hey! 93 00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:31,404 Weren't you saying it's our money... 94 00:08:31,461 --> 00:08:33,086 ...and now it's black money? 95 00:08:33,384 --> 00:08:35,260 It's not with us so it's black. 96 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:37,348 They took it from us, isn't it? 97 00:08:41,336 --> 00:08:42,445 Do you know? 98 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:46,068 If all this money comes back to our country... 99 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,896 ...then everyone in the country can.. 100 00:08:47,976 --> 00:08:49,254 ..get 4 hundred thousand rupees. 101 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:50,695 Four hundred thousand. - 400,000/- ! 102 00:08:50,736 --> 00:08:52,739 Each person four hundred thousand. Think. 103 00:08:52,819 --> 00:08:53,822 Four hundred thousand! 104 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:56,445 Yeah every man four hundred thousand. 105 00:08:56,812 --> 00:08:58,888 And women? - 10 bucks. 106 00:09:01,036 --> 00:09:02,465 You mean, every person? 107 00:09:02,703 --> 00:09:04,321 Meaning, kids too? 108 00:09:04,471 --> 00:09:06,467 For that we will have to raise our voices. 109 00:09:06,562 --> 00:09:09,252 Hello! Mike testing! Hello! Hello! Hello! 110 00:09:10,022 --> 00:09:11,299 Hello, 1, 2, 3. 111 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:12,528 Hello. It's here. 112 00:09:13,676 --> 00:09:15,725 Our voices have to be heard at the topmost level. 113 00:09:16,413 --> 00:09:18,256 When the entire country will pressurize... 114 00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:20,983 ...then only money will come back. Our money. 115 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,343 Will have to start a revolution. 116 00:09:24,292 --> 00:09:26,256 We'll have to get together here for two hours everyday... 117 00:09:26,451 --> 00:09:29,278 ...then our voices will be... - Hey, it got flat again.. 118 00:09:29,614 --> 00:09:30,720 (Chuckles) 119 00:09:30,839 --> 00:09:32,526 Again have puncture. - Look at it. 120 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:37,322 Man, I told you many times that you change this tube. 121 00:09:37,409 --> 00:09:39,691 Does a tube last after 5 punctures? 122 00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:40,802 Look, what happened. 123 00:09:40,882 --> 00:09:43,199 What to see. Your tyres are also gone case. 124 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,974 No. Just fix this puncture this time. 125 00:09:45,282 --> 00:09:47,360 After this I'll get a tubeless tire. 126 00:09:47,699 --> 00:09:50,517 Oh well! So what are we going to fix then? 127 00:09:50,694 --> 00:09:52,016 How will we earn to survive? 128 00:09:52,096 --> 00:09:54,618 It's frustrating how companies keep inventing new problems. 129 00:09:54,829 --> 00:09:57,335 Vedpal-ji. - Yeah. - Will Mr. Puttan come today? 130 00:09:57,405 --> 00:09:59,299 Hey man, since last four or five days... 131 00:09:59,805 --> 00:10:01,434 Hey, Gopal! Come here. 132 00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:03,542 Come here. 133 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,084 How was your result? 134 00:10:07,394 --> 00:10:08,602 Nothing great. 135 00:10:08,722 --> 00:10:11,684 You got through, isn't it? - Tigers never pass (stay close), uncle. 136 00:10:11,764 --> 00:10:13,390 They stay deep in the jungle. - Hey, keep quite. 137 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:14,767 Didn't I say it right? 138 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:16,017 Okay, tell me one thing. 139 00:10:16,437 --> 00:10:18,343 Where is Puttan now-a-days? He is not seen. 140 00:10:18,462 --> 00:10:20,295 Actually there is a lot of work in the office... 141 00:10:20,535 --> 00:10:21,804 ...so he comes home late. 142 00:10:21,883 --> 00:10:24,512 I need a favor from him - I need a favor from him. 143 00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:26,194 So, why don't you go and meet him there? 144 00:10:26,476 --> 00:10:28,726 You will find him there in the office, yelling. Go. 145 00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:30,630 Bravo! Well done! Come, let's go. 146 00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:33,501 Yes, sir. Yes. I am tying it. 147 00:10:33,597 --> 00:10:35,517 Yes... Yes, sir. Please tie it. 148 00:10:35,597 --> 00:10:36,767 Legs. Hey... 149 00:10:36,847 --> 00:10:38,933 Here? - Yes. Tie it, tie it. 150 00:10:38,974 --> 00:10:39,898 Yes. Yes, sir. 151 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:44,230 Yes. Walk, walk. Wow, wonderful! 152 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:48,093 Yes. Yes, yes. Yes, sir. 153 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:56,524 Good, well done! It's done, sir. It's done. - (Cow mooing) 154 00:10:56,604 --> 00:10:57,808 It is fine. 155 00:11:02,479 --> 00:11:03,735 Congratulations! 156 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,958 Your work is done. What a difficult task? 157 00:11:07,427 --> 00:11:09,309 It was done in third service. 158 00:11:10,304 --> 00:11:12,392 It was possible only because of you, sir. - What? 159 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:17,600 Hmm. Hmm. - We thought, she won't be able to deliver any more. 160 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,984 Bring her back after two months. 161 00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:21,559 Doctor will examine and tell you.. 162 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,225 ..whether she is pregnant or not. - All right, sir. - All right? 163 00:11:24,305 --> 00:11:25,850 It's fine, sir. - Then, all right. 164 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:28,243 Come, my child. Come along. 165 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:32,682 (Cow mooing) 166 00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:34,183 Sir, shall I bring her. 167 00:11:34,751 --> 00:11:36,084 Wait now. 168 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,171 Just now the stud bull has finished. It'll take some time. 169 00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:40,423 Sir, it's been a while. I have been waiting since morning. 170 00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:41,767 So, what should I do? 171 00:11:42,051 --> 00:11:43,944 Doesn't the bull needs rest to get ready again? 172 00:11:49,362 --> 00:11:50,684 Will my turn come today? 173 00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:54,200 Not more than two in a day.. Come tomorrow. 174 00:11:54,305 --> 00:11:57,475 It will be too late by then. She is in heat since last night. 175 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,559 Where is it... 176 00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:04,850 Hey, how come she is in heat? 177 00:12:05,664 --> 00:12:07,034 She has a week more to go. 178 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:08,925 Sir, this register won't be on heat. 179 00:12:09,013 --> 00:12:10,790 You come personally and take a look. 180 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:14,283 Buddy, you take care. - Come, show me. Come on. 181 00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:15,687 Look. 182 00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:18,539 Hey, where's she on heat. Talking nonsense. 183 00:12:18,942 --> 00:12:20,119 Come next week. 184 00:12:24,222 --> 00:12:26,684 Two more guys waiting, with cows. 185 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,684 Tell them to come the day after, today's quota is over. 186 00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:33,152 And also tell them, Doctor will also come that day at 11. 187 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:34,493 All right, sir. 188 00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:39,225 What's the matter, buddy? 189 00:12:39,664 --> 00:12:41,426 You like pumpkins a lot these days? 190 00:12:41,529 --> 00:12:43,032 Even yesterday you had it 191 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,559 No, no. Because you don't need onions with it, that's why. 192 00:12:47,589 --> 00:12:50,543 Earlier onions caused tears and now buying them does it. 193 00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:54,395 This inflation has really screwed us. 194 00:12:54,903 --> 00:12:55,980 Yesterday.. 195 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,840 ..it was in the news that Petrol prices are set to rise again. 196 00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:00,850 Look.. 197 00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:04,096 I carry my quota with me. 198 00:13:04,176 --> 00:13:05,850 From here to home and back. 199 00:13:06,222 --> 00:13:07,939 Otherwise, Gopal and his friends.. 200 00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:11,055 ...burn up 25 bucks worth of petrol in one round. 201 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:12,282 Tell me about it. 202 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:14,386 Look, I am saying it because... 203 00:13:14,765 --> 00:13:17,225 ...here the workload is a lot and only one stud bull. 204 00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,107 Take a loan and buy two private bulls. 205 00:13:20,353 --> 00:13:22,142 You'll gain extra income. 206 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:24,768 In these times of high inflation... 207 00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:26,882 ...think about how to make extra income. 208 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:29,350 Dude, if I took this work home... 209 00:13:29,735 --> 00:13:31,402 ...my father will kick me out. 210 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:34,225 As it is, he keeps bickering about my job. 211 00:13:36,754 --> 00:13:38,500 How's your wife's Parlour doing? 212 00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:40,392 How'd it run? 213 00:13:40,472 --> 00:13:44,183 One doesn't have money for food, How can he spend on beauty? 214 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,375 She is barely making it. 215 00:13:56,729 --> 00:13:58,212 Now, this is six inches. 216 00:13:58,475 --> 00:13:59,879 It's too less. 217 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:03,171 And, this is ten inches. 218 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:06,445 This... - This is fine. This much is okay. 219 00:14:06,831 --> 00:14:08,379 Sister, but...? - Hey, it's nothing. 220 00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,879 After seeing that much he'll go blind. 221 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,613 Man's intentions slip much faster his hands. 222 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:18,085 Still, if you want, It can be done up to knees too. 223 00:14:20,686 --> 00:14:22,812 But won't it cost even more? 224 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,813 But first night comes only once in a lifetime, isn't it? 225 00:14:26,273 --> 00:14:29,129 Just imagine this as a gift for your husband. 226 00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:31,529 Hey, no. Why unnecessary expenses? 227 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,201 He's gonna take gifts all his life. 228 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,962 Make it fast, Noori sis. Quick! 229 00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:36,242 Her Bidai (bride send off) would be over within an hour. 230 00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:37,972 Bindiya! - Yes. Get started, please. 231 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:41,212 Bring out the heater. - Yes, sis. - I did not inform anyone at home. 232 00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,321 Mother has been crying since morning. 233 00:14:43,722 --> 00:14:45,170 Don't you worry. 234 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,613 I'll do fine waxing. 235 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,907 You'll get so much love in your marital home... 236 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,129 ...the you'll never remember maternal home. 237 00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:53,254 Come on, Sister... 238 00:14:53,572 --> 00:14:54,280 (Sighs) 239 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,421 Santosh. 240 00:14:56,392 --> 00:14:57,996 You got your eyebrows done recently? 241 00:14:58,351 --> 00:14:59,588 Yes, that is... 242 00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:01,707 Actually, day before yesterday it was Vibha's wedding... 243 00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:03,230 ...so I got it done with her. 244 00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:05,462 It's not done properly. Let me see. 245 00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:06,784 It's okay, sister. 246 00:15:07,155 --> 00:15:08,920 Hey, I am not going to charge you. 247 00:15:09,258 --> 00:15:10,588 Let me at least make it right. 248 00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:15,837 Sister. - Yeah. 249 00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:17,753 I am noticing for so many years... 250 00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:20,212 ...you always look so chick. 251 00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:21,920 What's the secret? 252 00:15:22,575 --> 00:15:25,710 You see, I am fond of staying chick since childhood. 253 00:15:26,609 --> 00:15:28,252 My Papa maintained that. 254 00:15:28,714 --> 00:15:30,546 First dress then address. 255 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,403 So, I remain chick... 256 00:15:34,638 --> 00:15:36,108 ...and maintain others too. 257 00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:37,065 (Chuckles) 258 00:15:37,630 --> 00:15:38,406 Listen. 259 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,548 Why don't you get your hands waxed. 260 00:15:40,628 --> 00:15:41,838 It doesn't look good, you see. 261 00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,835 This evening there is reception... - But sis... 262 00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:45,586 Hey, don't get it done completely. 263 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,898 Look, till here there will be bangles. 264 00:15:47,963 --> 00:15:49,720 Just get it done above that. 265 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,679 Hundred bucks will take care of both the hands. 266 00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:54,103 Isn't it, Parul? - Yes, sis, get it done. 267 00:15:54,274 --> 00:15:57,717 I will pay for it. A gift from me to your husband. 268 00:15:57,758 --> 00:16:00,218 (Laughs) 269 00:16:00,329 --> 00:16:02,578 Hey, how could you say that, man? Do we look like thieves? 270 00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:05,044 Nobody looks like a thief, it is the theft that is visible 271 00:16:05,124 --> 00:16:07,586 Haven't I told you, I ain't going anywhere. 272 00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:10,056 All the bills are in your name. It is you who will be sued. 273 00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,239 Let there be any law suit. 274 00:16:11,342 --> 00:16:13,655 I'm not going to get up from this chair. - Then fine. 275 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,205 Whether you go on chair or on foot. You'll have to come. 276 00:16:16,292 --> 00:16:18,712 Hey, why are you just watching? Ring up and call Puttan. 277 00:16:18,832 --> 00:16:20,461 I did. - So why isn't he here? 278 00:16:20,525 --> 00:16:22,486 He doesn't have an airplane. He's coming. 279 00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:25,127 What happened? - Noori, just look. 280 00:16:25,215 --> 00:16:26,843 He's talking about taking me to police station. 281 00:16:26,899 --> 00:16:28,593 Says we are stealing electricity 282 00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:29,712 Great! 283 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,377 How can you accuse us like that? 284 00:16:31,441 --> 00:16:34,018 I am not saying it just like that, Ma'am. I have proof. 285 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,489 I have shown him all the bills. But he isn't agreeing. 286 00:16:36,899 --> 00:16:39,580 He's bent upon making me a thief. - He will take me to police station. 287 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,563 It's not the matter of bills, uncle. 288 00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:43,438 You're tapping wire on terrace for illegal electricity use. 289 00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:44,630 You dumbo! 290 00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:47,123 Will electricity come through wire or come walking? 291 00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:48,815 Hey, uncle... - What's the matter, Nagpal? 292 00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,980 Why's so much hullaballoo? - Listen to him, Satpal. 293 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,492 Says electricity comes through a wire at your place. 294 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,374 A case will be filed. - (Chuckles) 295 00:16:54,585 --> 00:16:57,858 Bro, our homes also get electricity through wires. 296 00:16:57,938 --> 00:16:59,835 Entire colony has the same system. 297 00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:03,119 Did you guys have same tutor during childhood? 298 00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:04,924 Sister, she's calling you. 299 00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,463 Shut up, you sister's sidekick..! 300 00:17:06,654 --> 00:17:08,906 Sister, come quick. Bride will be sent off soon. 301 00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:10,960 Only one leg is left.. just wait I'll be there. 302 00:17:11,294 --> 00:17:12,544 Hey, Puttan! 303 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:14,581 Puttan, where were you all this time? 304 00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:16,377 Look at him. He is after my life. 305 00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:18,476 Says, he'll call the police. - Hey, who's calling the police? 306 00:17:18,624 --> 00:17:21,179 Even police can't do anything in this? 307 00:17:21,383 --> 00:17:24,011 Government has laid the wires, right? - Uncle, I am here. 308 00:17:24,506 --> 00:17:26,461 What are you doing here? Go get water for him. 309 00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:29,546 Sir, please sit down. - I am not calling for police. 310 00:17:29,974 --> 00:17:31,718 Since then he himself is calling the police. 311 00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:35,507 I only said, looping wire is against the law. 312 00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:37,754 Yeah, yeah. As if you are the law keeper. 313 00:17:37,873 --> 00:17:39,002 Just a minute, dad. 314 00:17:39,082 --> 00:17:41,252 Yes? - But everyone loops the wire in the neighborhood 315 00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:44,336 And remove it in the morning. - Ma'am, there are lots of thefts... 316 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,586 ...but thief is one who gets caught. 317 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,752 Go upstairs and see. The looped wire is still there. 318 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,669 Ask him. 319 00:17:52,108 --> 00:17:54,499 In the excitement of result, I forgot to remove it. - Yeah. 320 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,464 Hey, it was your result day. What happened? 321 00:17:57,784 --> 00:18:00,002 It's done. Oh, wow! Bravo. 322 00:18:00,082 --> 00:18:01,710 Hey, was it you who put the loop wire? 323 00:18:01,887 --> 00:18:04,555 Uncle, it's not the case of putting illegal wire... 324 00:18:04,604 --> 00:18:07,555 ...the case is that you forgot to take it out. 325 00:18:07,729 --> 00:18:09,595 Useless fellow, you could have at least removed the wire... 326 00:18:09,698 --> 00:18:11,999 ...you couldn't clear intermediate exams. - What do you mean? 327 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:15,502 You did not tell me that you failed? 328 00:18:16,338 --> 00:18:17,804 I told you. - Shut up. 329 00:18:18,372 --> 00:18:19,919 Did he say that? - No. 330 00:18:20,175 --> 00:18:23,085 He did not say he failed. - Did he tell you? 331 00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:24,461 What? - Failed. 332 00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:26,609 Did he say? - No he did not say fail. - Then? 333 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:28,789 Sister, they're persistently calling from their house. 334 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,193 Also they've begun crying as bride is being sent off. 335 00:18:30,263 --> 00:18:30,781 You better come. 336 00:18:30,822 --> 00:18:32,964 All right, ask her to show only one waxed leg and manage. 337 00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,887 When she comes back I'll do the other one. 338 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,682 Sir, shall I show one leg... Should I make a case. 339 00:18:37,793 --> 00:18:39,085 Puttan, see. 340 00:18:39,165 --> 00:18:41,999 See, he is going to make a case. - Dad... - Hey, no... - No, no. 341 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,377 Come this way for a minute. 342 00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:48,601 Brother, electricity is quite expensive. So, we've to do it. 343 00:18:48,974 --> 00:18:49,790 It's all up to you now. 344 00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:53,461 Brother, we too have to do our duty in this high inflation. 345 00:18:54,309 --> 00:18:55,498 You better show me. 346 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,254 What currency is this, bro? 347 00:19:00,342 --> 00:19:02,528 50 bucks? This doesn't work in illegal work. 348 00:19:02,592 --> 00:19:03,996 No, no. It's banned since long. 349 00:19:05,707 --> 00:19:07,445 Brother, expenses have increased a lot. 350 00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:10,015 Third time he has failed. 351 00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:12,984 Even one leg is not finished yet. 352 00:19:13,077 --> 00:19:14,455 Who's leg is it? 353 00:19:14,582 --> 00:19:16,419 And what should I do if he has failed? 354 00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:19,288 Bro, if I let you start counting my expenses... 355 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,877 I have two marriageable sisters. 356 00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,330 Have mother, father. Have a child. 357 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:25,842 Wife is due again. You see now.. 358 00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:28,129 You feel like giving 2000, isn't it? 359 00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:30,918 How do you manage all this? 360 00:19:30,998 --> 00:19:33,544 This is how it is done, man. We have to manage this way. 361 00:19:40,606 --> 00:19:43,074 Come. Now say thank you to my dad. 362 00:19:43,154 --> 00:19:44,710 Come on, say it. 363 00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:46,176 Thank you, uncle. 364 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:48,953 Just remember to remove the looped wire. 365 00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:50,406 Hey, first you get lost from here. 366 00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:53,499 Man he is... - He is like that. Let him be. 367 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,782 Where are you going, Puttan? 368 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,502 Let me see him off - He'll go by himself. 369 00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,263 Are you holding his tail? 370 00:19:59,336 --> 00:20:01,040 Come on, you take this back! 371 00:20:01,104 --> 00:20:02,242 Brother, brother! 372 00:20:02,314 --> 00:20:04,353 Come on now. Come. There may be a traffic jam. 373 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,962 You better get going. - Get lost! 374 00:20:06,255 --> 00:20:07,255 All right. 375 00:20:10,698 --> 00:20:12,025 Where's Gopal gone? 376 00:20:12,150 --> 00:20:15,440 Gopal failed and I'd have gone to jail. Got it? 377 00:20:15,513 --> 00:20:16,895 Has he failed again? - Yes. 378 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,300 You're asking as if he never failed. 379 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,891 Hey, Puttan! - Gopal! Gopal! - Listen to me. 380 00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,390 Dad, listen. - Without asking me... 381 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,520 ...without telling me you are stealing electricity! 382 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,437 Damn you! You will surely save petrol. 383 00:20:30,669 --> 00:20:32,336 Vedpal... It means you aren't yet drunk. 384 00:20:32,395 --> 00:20:33,604 Vedpal. 385 00:20:33,677 --> 00:20:37,846 However drunk I am, I never forget this job. 386 00:20:38,834 --> 00:20:40,919 Are you getting it? Yeah? 387 00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:43,294 Here we are. 388 00:20:43,669 --> 00:20:46,211 We have reached. - Yeah, we have. 389 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:48,586 We are home. 390 00:20:51,427 --> 00:20:52,975 This Rum was not strong. 391 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:57,127 Dude, me too wondering why I am not high! 392 00:20:58,101 --> 00:21:01,586 If Rum is not strong enough, Vedpal... 393 00:21:02,148 --> 00:21:04,301 ...how would it drown our sorrows? 394 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,941 (Grunts) 395 00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:08,127 Then what we will do? 396 00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:10,419 We are here. 397 00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:11,793 Let's go, man. 398 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,819 Okay, bro. Okay, listen. 399 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,401 Puttan. Make sure to come for our gathering tomorrow. 400 00:21:18,481 --> 00:21:20,502 It's been four days, man. - I don't.. understand... 401 00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:23,043 No, it's just... I don't understand. 402 00:21:23,123 --> 00:21:25,127 Okay, come for just 10 minutes. What else? 403 00:21:25,274 --> 00:21:27,312 When should I come? - You have to come tomorrow. 404 00:21:28,443 --> 00:21:30,562 Okay, I'll come tomorrow. - Hey bro... 405 00:21:30,643 --> 00:21:32,127 You take care, okay? - I am fine. 406 00:21:32,503 --> 00:21:35,195 No, buddy, I am fine. - And don't quarrel at home. - Hey, I' won't. 407 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:36,573 I will come tomorrow. 408 00:21:36,614 --> 00:21:39,338 Hey, there are so many eggs drawn on the board. 409 00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,877 Will have to sit for an egg of two, isn't it, bro? 410 00:21:42,315 --> 00:21:43,252 Hmm. 411 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,544 Come on, buddy. 412 00:21:48,284 --> 00:21:49,145 Noori. 413 00:21:51,047 --> 00:21:52,168 O Noori! 414 00:21:56,572 --> 00:21:57,815 How is everything? 415 00:21:59,048 --> 00:22:01,228 Who is he? - That our Vedpal.. 416 00:22:01,546 --> 00:22:02,702 You seems to be happy? 417 00:22:02,929 --> 00:22:04,820 Where have you had your drinks? Come in. 418 00:22:05,138 --> 00:22:06,669 You know, Yashpal... 419 00:22:08,742 --> 00:22:10,960 ...got a newborn, so we had a little... 420 00:22:11,548 --> 00:22:12,861 Okay, come. Come in. 421 00:22:13,213 --> 00:22:14,718 Dad... - What? 422 00:22:15,661 --> 00:22:17,752 Dad did not have his meals today. 423 00:22:18,012 --> 00:22:18,885 At least come in. 424 00:22:18,926 --> 00:22:20,005 Yeah... 425 00:22:20,342 --> 00:22:22,461 ...now you play your tune for a year more.? 426 00:22:22,911 --> 00:22:24,044 All right? 427 00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:26,867 And Dad will accompany you on drums. 428 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:31,915 God bless you! 429 00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:47,628 Dad! 430 00:22:48,405 --> 00:22:49,461 Hey, Dad. 431 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,517 Come have your meal. 432 00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:55,493 Why? Did you get mutton cooked? 433 00:22:56,692 --> 00:22:58,044 Mutton? - Yes. 434 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,586 I'm not going to eat your pumpkin and gourd everyday. 435 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,592 I've been asking for mutton from ten days. 436 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,190 But who cares for me? 437 00:23:04,255 --> 00:23:07,322 Dad, everyone listens to you only. 438 00:23:07,577 --> 00:23:08,531 Mutton... 439 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,578 Do you know the price of mutton? 440 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,085 Have no money for peas and want have mutton. 441 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,624 Do I ask for it everyday? 442 00:23:15,788 --> 00:23:17,367 Can't it be cooked once in a month? 443 00:23:17,490 --> 00:23:20,743 Yeah, the day it will be cooked you will get it. I'll tell you. 444 00:23:20,835 --> 00:23:23,044 You never have money for me. 445 00:23:23,124 --> 00:23:24,669 Never! 446 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,530 And you had a lot to dole out to Electricity Inspector... 447 00:23:27,579 --> 00:23:29,002 ...as if you are Tata Birla. 448 00:23:29,113 --> 00:23:31,164 Was I paying willingly? 449 00:23:31,515 --> 00:23:33,835 Dad, if connection was disconnected we'd have to pay more.. 450 00:23:33,877 --> 00:23:35,570 ..you know? - Did I ask you to put illegal loop wire? 451 00:23:35,645 --> 00:23:36,769 Why would you say that? 452 00:23:36,994 --> 00:23:38,752 Do you pay the bill? - Yeah, yeah. 453 00:23:38,832 --> 00:23:41,586 You keep paying the bills and let your father go to jail! 454 00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:43,653 Brother is high or what? - That petty thief calling me thief! 455 00:23:43,853 --> 00:23:45,615 Dad, call me a thief, okay? - Yes. 456 00:23:45,953 --> 00:23:47,138 That is what I say.. 457 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:49,629 ..usually he's a timid but with two pegs he becomes Amitabh Bachchan. 458 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:51,462 That way I save money every month. 459 00:23:51,534 --> 00:23:54,080 What about you? You just want mutton to eat. 460 00:23:54,155 --> 00:23:55,196 Hey, get lost! 461 00:23:55,787 --> 00:23:57,406 I don't want to hear your nonsense just for this. 462 00:23:57,482 --> 00:23:58,864 I don't want to eat your mutton anymore. 463 00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:00,403 You eat my flesh everyday. 464 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:02,419 Everyday you eat my mutton. 465 00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:05,046 That damn fool! 466 00:24:05,249 --> 00:24:07,018 Has failed in intermediate exam thrice. 467 00:24:07,098 --> 00:24:10,348 You don't notice that! You only see my looping wire. 468 00:24:10,389 --> 00:24:12,255 Yeah. - Your darling has failed in Inter. 469 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,359 Yeah he's my darling. 470 00:24:13,527 --> 00:24:15,235 What will you do? How does it matter to you? 471 00:24:15,331 --> 00:24:17,750 He is not going to keep quiet. Bring him in. 472 00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:20,501 What have you achieved clearing Inter. - I'll go bring him. 473 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,834 What great you've achieved! - Shall I dig out the hand pump? 474 00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:25,959 Am I not working for you guys... - Go get lost! 475 00:24:26,184 --> 00:24:27,584 Sure, we all know what you do. 476 00:24:27,915 --> 00:24:30,089 I feel ashamed to tell people what you do. 477 00:24:30,216 --> 00:24:32,339 Okay, then you die of shame! - Please... 478 00:24:32,602 --> 00:24:33,932 I am not going to die soon. 479 00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:37,251 I won't die unless I see grandchild's face. Got it? 480 00:24:37,860 --> 00:24:38,937 And you keep on adding... 481 00:24:39,037 --> 00:24:41,031 Keep growing the lineage of bulls. Go on... 482 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,820 Nobody is bothered about my lineage! - Make him quiet. 483 00:24:42,861 --> 00:24:43,373 You leave here. 484 00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,328 Let it be. Enough is enough. - Everyday's headache... - And listen! 485 00:24:47,259 --> 00:24:48,264 I am... 486 00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:51,655 ...going to get Gopal married this year. This very year. 487 00:24:53,804 --> 00:24:55,905 Hey man, are you crazy or what? 488 00:24:55,985 --> 00:24:57,905 How many times should I explain you the same thing? 489 00:24:58,267 --> 00:25:00,683 If you want, you may keep him for a week and see. 490 00:25:00,928 --> 00:25:02,513 And don't pay me either if you wish. 491 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,714 Now I should start taking entrance test of a bull, right? 492 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,187 I've already told you we can only use official bulls here. 493 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:13,470 I am saying the same thing. - Get him an official job here. 494 00:25:15,162 --> 00:25:16,967 As it is, you have only one stud bull here. 495 00:25:17,032 --> 00:25:18,949 My stud bull will share his burden... 496 00:25:19,071 --> 00:25:20,905 ...and I'll make a few bucks too. 497 00:25:21,282 --> 00:25:24,791 Puttan, Shyampal's cow is not agreeing. 498 00:25:24,863 --> 00:25:26,449 First you make him understand. 499 00:25:26,490 --> 00:25:29,314 Perhaps Shyampal's cow might agree with my stud bull. 500 00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:30,757 Take care of him, man. - Hey, Puttan, sir! 501 00:25:30,846 --> 00:25:33,010 Puttan, sir, at least give it a try and see. 502 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:34,488 Hey, you have to wait buddy. - Please do something. 503 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:35,937 Why so hurry? 504 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,821 She's isn't willing today. - (Cow mooing) 505 00:25:40,028 --> 00:25:41,839 What happened? - Sir, she is not willing. 506 00:25:41,911 --> 00:25:44,339 Yes, I'll tie her with rope. - (Grunting) 507 00:25:44,388 --> 00:25:46,269 (Cow mooing) 508 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,738 Again, the rope broke. 509 00:25:47,984 --> 00:25:49,497 Let it be man. His cow isn't ready. 510 00:25:49,577 --> 00:25:51,488 Take her out and tell him. 511 00:25:53,822 --> 00:25:55,199 Your cow isn't ready to mate. 512 00:25:55,950 --> 00:25:57,382 But I am standing since long, sir. 513 00:25:57,802 --> 00:25:59,745 But your cow is not standing up to it. 514 00:26:00,441 --> 00:26:02,550 Sir, somehow impregnate her. 515 00:26:02,911 --> 00:26:06,297 How will I do it, man? It's nothing I can do. 516 00:26:06,377 --> 00:26:07,486 Come on, take her away. 517 00:26:07,558 --> 00:26:08,407 Let's eat, buddy. 518 00:26:08,456 --> 00:26:09,907 You go ahead, I won't eat. 519 00:26:11,174 --> 00:26:12,402 What's the matter, you seem worried? 520 00:26:12,623 --> 00:26:13,544 No, man. 521 00:26:15,310 --> 00:26:16,922 He was telling me... 522 00:26:18,085 --> 00:26:20,655 ...you eat my flesh everyday. 523 00:26:21,476 --> 00:26:23,263 Say, what to tell him? 524 00:26:23,885 --> 00:26:26,295 Things says in anger, Nagpal. 525 00:26:26,488 --> 00:26:28,071 Buddy, in his childhood... 526 00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:30,988 ...I used to take him for treat twice a week. 527 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:34,238 Every day I used to feed him buttered pan cakes as breakfast. 528 00:26:34,652 --> 00:26:35,983 Inflation was there that time. 529 00:26:36,117 --> 00:26:37,709 But wasn't this bad then. 530 00:26:38,683 --> 00:26:40,646 Come on, man! - Expenses were less... 531 00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:44,256 There wasn't either mobile not motorbike. 532 00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:47,770 No cable. No gas nor fridge. 533 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:51,457 We managed playfully somehow. 534 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:56,387 What's the sense of earning if you.. 535 00:26:56,499 --> 00:26:58,655 ..can't feed your family properly? 536 00:26:59,054 --> 00:27:01,013 It means earnings are falling short. 537 00:27:03,637 --> 00:27:05,488 Look, you get your brother a job. 538 00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:07,821 If you get few more bucks at home.. 539 00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:10,032 ..It will only ease your expenses. - Forget it man. 540 00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:13,738 Took 3 years to clear 10th grade. 541 00:27:13,826 --> 00:27:15,655 And has failed thrice in 12th. 542 00:27:16,123 --> 00:27:18,716 Don't bother about education, get him some work., 543 00:27:18,769 --> 00:27:19,811 I've tried it. 544 00:27:20,775 --> 00:27:22,655 Put him in mobile repair course. 545 00:27:23,067 --> 00:27:24,196 Thought.. 546 00:27:24,421 --> 00:27:26,015 ..he'd learn something and I'll get him a job somewhere. 547 00:27:26,617 --> 00:27:27,779 I even paid the fee. 548 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:29,655 Damned fellow left it. 549 00:27:30,819 --> 00:27:33,890 I have put him on job in Meerut, thought he'll do something. 550 00:27:35,310 --> 00:27:37,271 Two months later he quit that too. 551 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,274 Yeah? 552 00:27:41,768 --> 00:27:43,875 Hey, it almost slipped my mind. 553 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,972 A new Government Scheme has come up. 554 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:49,296 Interest free loan, meaning they're giving interest free loan. 555 00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:52,738 It's some... Uday Bharat Rojgar Scheme. 556 00:27:53,406 --> 00:27:56,230 My eldest brother got it for his youngest son. 557 00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:58,779 He wanted to do some Mushroom business. 558 00:27:58,859 --> 00:28:00,197 I have tried it. 559 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,556 After returning from Meerut... 560 00:28:03,968 --> 00:28:06,672 ...he got the fever of Poultry business. 561 00:28:08,495 --> 00:28:10,155 Lost 10 thousand bucks... 562 00:28:11,881 --> 00:28:14,085 ...and had to eat all the chicken ourselves. 563 00:28:17,047 --> 00:28:19,922 Now you decide. According to me scheme is good. 564 00:28:20,739 --> 00:28:22,743 They're giving hundred thousand rupees for 10th pass. 565 00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:24,631 And 2 hundred thousand for 12th grade pass 566 00:28:25,086 --> 00:28:27,123 Also there is no interest for three years. 567 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,105 Means, this loan won't escalate in cost for 3 years. 568 00:28:31,964 --> 00:28:33,464 Whereas the pulses we have would have.. 569 00:28:33,521 --> 00:28:35,316 ..doubled in price in 2 years. 570 00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:39,701 Let interest and all that be, man. 571 00:28:39,742 --> 00:28:40,548 (Clearing throat) 572 00:28:41,616 --> 00:28:43,848 What is borrowed will have to be returned, isn't it? 573 00:28:45,573 --> 00:28:47,629 And if it falls on my head, who'll repay? 574 00:28:50,766 --> 00:28:53,905 Let him do whatever he wants. I don't trust him anymore. 575 00:28:55,207 --> 00:28:56,374 Take 300 rupees. 576 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,363 Okay, give him the rice. 577 00:29:01,318 --> 00:29:03,706 Papa! - Yeah. - Mummy has asked for sauce bottle. 578 00:29:03,818 --> 00:29:05,030 She's making some snacks. 579 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,991 Give the small bottle. - Give me the card. - Give me a bread packet. 580 00:29:08,071 --> 00:29:09,280 Come on, give the card. 581 00:29:09,464 --> 00:29:12,123 Guys, stand in Que. - Come on, bring your cards. 582 00:29:12,164 --> 00:29:14,339 Do you want some snacks? - No, no. 583 00:29:14,493 --> 00:29:16,657 Aunty, be in line, why're jumping the queue? 584 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:21,678 Give the card. 585 00:29:21,758 --> 00:29:23,655 Sugar. - No sugar. 586 00:29:23,924 --> 00:29:26,197 Just now you gave sugar to the guy before me? 587 00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:28,204 Yeah, but it's over now. From where should I give? 588 00:29:28,284 --> 00:29:29,655 Show the gunny bag. 589 00:29:31,621 --> 00:29:33,155 How it got over so soon? 590 00:29:33,222 --> 00:29:35,146 I even did not get this month's sugar quota. 591 00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:37,898 So what should I do? Should I bring it from home and give? 592 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,492 Do you want kerosene oil? 593 00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:41,702 You better put kerosene oil on your head. 594 00:29:41,776 --> 00:29:43,227 Give my card back. - Take it and go! 595 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:44,659 Everyone is thief. Rascals. 596 00:29:45,847 --> 00:29:47,071 What is he saying? 597 00:29:47,374 --> 00:29:49,155 Says, sugar is over 598 00:29:49,361 --> 00:29:50,915 How come it got over? 599 00:29:51,512 --> 00:29:52,655 Lala! 600 00:29:53,912 --> 00:29:56,373 Here you see. He's giving sugar to them. 601 00:29:56,821 --> 00:29:58,655 Hey, it's not that of Control Rate. 602 00:29:58,857 --> 00:30:00,290 It's 40 bucks a kilo. 603 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,238 Oh, my God! 604 00:30:02,387 --> 00:30:04,495 That's why there is no Queue at your shop. 605 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:06,510 What happened? 606 00:30:06,551 --> 00:30:07,715 He's not giving sugar. 607 00:30:09,813 --> 00:30:11,055 Rampal, how're you doing? 608 00:30:11,115 --> 00:30:12,473 I am fine, Puttan. Tell me what you want 609 00:30:12,593 --> 00:30:14,818 Give me 2 kilos flour, bro. - Give 2 kilos of flour. 610 00:30:15,026 --> 00:30:17,405 Here, take it. Come on take it. 611 00:30:18,889 --> 00:30:20,599 Hey, how is this, put on it. 612 00:30:23,776 --> 00:30:24,863 48 bucks. 613 00:30:25,218 --> 00:30:27,037 What? - 48 bucks. 614 00:30:27,214 --> 00:30:29,623 Hey, how is that possible? Last week it was only 45 bucks? 615 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:32,162 Yeah, so? Rates have gone up, man. 616 00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:35,326 How can that be. A week before the rate was 44 bucks. 617 00:30:35,408 --> 00:30:37,283 Is it me who is increasing the rates? 618 00:30:37,427 --> 00:30:38,889 Who else is doing it? 619 00:30:39,675 --> 00:30:40,646 Look, man. 620 00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,654 Neither I grow wheat nor do I get it milled. 621 00:30:44,079 --> 00:30:46,363 Whatever rate increases in wholesale market, I sell at that. 622 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:47,974 How could you just increase? 623 00:30:48,035 --> 00:30:49,910 There must be some system to increase the rate? 624 00:30:50,175 --> 00:30:51,771 You are increasing the rate just like anything. 625 00:30:51,887 --> 00:30:53,905 Drop it guy. It's not within your means. 626 00:30:54,037 --> 00:30:55,459 It's your every days' drama! 627 00:30:56,370 --> 00:30:58,238 And if you felt it cheap last week.. 628 00:30:58,279 --> 00:30:59,657 ..you should have bought it then. 629 00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:01,678 Keep it back. Here take it. 630 00:31:02,973 --> 00:31:05,322 First give credit and listen to on top of it. 631 00:31:05,746 --> 00:31:08,139 And listen, last month's dues are still pending. 632 00:31:10,503 --> 00:31:13,264 You see, I can bring best alliances possible... 633 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:16,030 ...but our Gopal is jobless. 634 00:31:16,174 --> 00:31:19,331 Otherwise I've so many good alliances that you'd wonder. 635 00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:21,858 Pandit! What'd you mean by 'Jobless'? 636 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:25,572 Hey, in a family where four people eat drink and stay... 637 00:31:25,632 --> 00:31:26,427 ...can't a fifth member eat there? 638 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,209 Sir, how could we make girl's side understand that? 639 00:31:28,298 --> 00:31:29,805 You can make them understand. 640 00:31:30,343 --> 00:31:32,655 Hello, Pandit-ji! - Hello! 641 00:31:32,948 --> 00:31:34,614 Is everything fine? After a long time? 642 00:31:34,868 --> 00:31:37,238 It's all grace of God. - Oh, yeah! 643 00:31:37,615 --> 00:31:39,199 Now you've said it right. 644 00:31:39,325 --> 00:31:40,662 Hey, Gopal! 645 00:31:42,365 --> 00:31:43,441 Gopal! 646 00:31:46,602 --> 00:31:47,572 Yes. 647 00:31:47,808 --> 00:31:49,655 Give this to your sis-in-law. 648 00:31:49,972 --> 00:31:51,347 Tell her its meat. 649 00:31:51,732 --> 00:31:54,564 And tell her to make it spicy as dad likes. 650 00:31:54,835 --> 00:31:57,464 Okay, I will leave. - Hey, have tea or something. 651 00:31:57,568 --> 00:31:58,873 No, no. It's fine. 652 00:31:58,929 --> 00:32:00,797 How about meals? - Meals? 653 00:32:01,347 --> 00:32:03,447 You're always in hurry. 654 00:32:04,199 --> 00:32:05,295 Right? 655 00:32:06,711 --> 00:32:07,821 Gopal! 656 00:32:09,698 --> 00:32:11,198 Hey, Gopal! 657 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,880 Will you have water? - Water's fine. Look at this. 658 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,881 It's worth 30 bucks. Mini recharge. 659 00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:20,789 Full talk time. Talk. 660 00:32:21,111 --> 00:32:22,488 Finished. - Yes. 661 00:32:36,114 --> 00:32:37,920 Good that you did not come out. 662 00:32:42,496 --> 00:32:44,078 I've brought something for you. 663 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,120 What? 664 00:32:47,786 --> 00:32:49,512 You tell me. It was your demand. 665 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:58,038 Shower cap? - Oh wow! Who'll be the Millionaire. Right answer. 666 00:32:58,486 --> 00:32:59,460 Take a look. 667 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,245 How is it? 668 00:33:01,525 --> 00:33:02,786 Oh wonderful! 669 00:33:03,391 --> 00:33:04,661 Put it on and show me. 670 00:33:05,847 --> 00:33:07,051 Hey, it's meant for bathing. 671 00:33:07,124 --> 00:33:09,331 So what if it's for bathing. Put it on. 672 00:33:09,379 --> 00:33:11,796 Oh, no. It's worn only while bathing. - Just once. Once. 673 00:33:12,431 --> 00:33:13,984 Okay, you put it on for me. 674 00:33:16,014 --> 00:33:16,645 (Kissing) 675 00:33:22,231 --> 00:33:23,953 Oh, wow! 676 00:33:26,409 --> 00:33:29,947 You look very beautiful even while bathing. 677 00:33:31,148 --> 00:33:33,763 First mutton, then Shower Cap. 678 00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:35,331 You're in so very good mood? 679 00:33:35,990 --> 00:33:37,162 What's the matter? 680 00:33:46,448 --> 00:33:48,135 I find this is a very good idea. 681 00:33:49,297 --> 00:33:50,703 I too find it all right. 682 00:33:51,007 --> 00:33:54,207 All right? Not only all right sis-in-law. Fantastic idea. - Shut up. 683 00:33:55,146 --> 00:33:56,370 What's so fantastic? 684 00:33:58,703 --> 00:33:59,786 It's totally rubbish. 685 00:34:00,073 --> 00:34:01,782 Take a loan of 100 thousands and.. 686 00:34:01,823 --> 00:34:04,103 ..stock 3 years' of groceries. Wow! - Hey, it's so good. 687 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:06,651 When the food is taken care of why to lake up a job? 688 00:34:06,738 --> 00:34:08,034 Have you gone mad? 689 00:34:08,154 --> 00:34:09,778 Does anyone borrow to eat? 690 00:34:10,075 --> 00:34:12,661 Dad, food is the costliest in present times. 691 00:34:12,878 --> 00:34:15,911 Every day prices are increasing, we keep on pruning. 692 00:34:16,006 --> 00:34:19,444 If it continues, you'll see, you'd eat just one meal a day. 693 00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:20,754 That too in one plate. 694 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:23,329 Yeah, what to talk about inflation. 695 00:34:23,688 --> 00:34:25,372 Those who have money, they are dieting. 696 00:34:25,589 --> 00:34:27,181 And ones who are hungry, they are unable to eat. 697 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:28,880 Dear, should we stock ourselves with.. 698 00:34:28,956 --> 00:34:31,747 ..ration worth 100 thousand rupees? - Dad, first you... 699 00:34:32,096 --> 00:34:33,828 ...at least understand the idea. 700 00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:34,912 Okay speak. 701 00:34:35,058 --> 00:34:36,078 Dad, you see. 702 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,995 The fact is, our ration bill is increasing every month. 703 00:34:39,494 --> 00:34:40,953 Is it on rise or not? - Yes. 704 00:34:41,033 --> 00:34:44,245 Because prices increase every third day. 705 00:34:44,699 --> 00:34:46,578 So, if we stock ration for 3 years.. 706 00:34:46,622 --> 00:34:47,914 ..with 100 thousands rupees... 707 00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:50,763 ...then we won't have to worry about rise in prices for 3 years. 708 00:34:50,804 --> 00:34:51,714 Right? 709 00:34:51,833 --> 00:34:53,806 And won't we have to repay that 100 thousand. 710 00:34:54,242 --> 00:34:57,907 Yes, dad. Then we'll deposit 3000 every month in the bank. 711 00:34:58,289 --> 00:35:00,037 It adds up to 100 thousand in three years. 712 00:35:00,117 --> 00:35:01,578 We'll repay loan with that amount. 713 00:35:01,868 --> 00:35:02,929 Isn't that right? 714 00:35:03,116 --> 00:35:05,745 Yeah. I see. I see. 715 00:35:06,754 --> 00:35:08,870 So it means that... 716 00:35:09,217 --> 00:35:10,841 ...for the next three years... 717 00:35:11,204 --> 00:35:12,698 ...every month... 718 00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:15,537 ...deposit three thousands rupees on account of ration. 719 00:35:15,578 --> 00:35:17,954 Just three thousand. That too fixed. 720 00:35:18,234 --> 00:35:20,782 After which let every provision get costly. 721 00:35:21,357 --> 00:35:22,745 For the next three years.. 722 00:35:22,819 --> 00:35:24,444 ..nothing will be costly for us, right? 723 00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:26,545 Nor we'll have to curb anything in food items. 724 00:35:26,931 --> 00:35:29,025 Isn't it a fantastic idea? 725 00:35:31,308 --> 00:35:33,037 Noori! Tell me. - Yeah? 726 00:35:33,421 --> 00:35:35,921 When was good curry cooked last time? Okay, forget curry. 727 00:35:36,326 --> 00:35:38,411 Parathe? (buttered pan cakes) Milk pudding? 728 00:35:38,754 --> 00:35:41,275 Dad, every year Holi festival's sweets are reducing. 729 00:35:41,835 --> 00:35:43,645 He was too little during Diwali festival... 730 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,829 ...when we had those special sweets and goodies to eat. 731 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,593 Don't even think about fruits. 732 00:35:49,037 --> 00:35:50,745 One can think about other things if.. 733 00:35:50,828 --> 00:35:52,245 ..you save from ration expenses. 734 00:35:52,301 --> 00:35:53,929 I too have to make do with one pouch.. 735 00:35:53,970 --> 00:35:56,765 ..of shampoo for four times. - See, all my hair is dry. 736 00:36:00,223 --> 00:36:02,037 What you say is right, son. 737 00:36:02,315 --> 00:36:03,302 What? 738 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:06,612 It's more than two years since I had rice pudding. 739 00:36:07,281 --> 00:36:09,120 Last I had it was in Mintoo's wedding. 740 00:36:09,576 --> 00:36:11,276 Now she has a kid too. 741 00:36:11,356 --> 00:36:13,037 Now you got it, dad, isn't it? 742 00:36:13,186 --> 00:36:15,158 After that we can have meat every week. 743 00:36:15,238 --> 00:36:16,142 Is that so? - Yeah. 744 00:36:16,183 --> 00:36:17,206 Are you telling truth? - Then what? 745 00:36:17,277 --> 00:36:19,446 (Laughs) Understand, buddy. 746 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,453 Hey, Puttan it's a great scheme. Wow! 747 00:36:23,204 --> 00:36:24,429 Then it's fine. 748 00:36:24,493 --> 00:36:26,788 We'll go directly to Rampal's shop and buy every item. 749 00:36:26,885 --> 00:36:29,337 Rascal's shop will be empty. - Do you see? 750 00:36:29,475 --> 00:36:31,687 Again and again Rampal! Why only Rampal's shop? 751 00:36:31,783 --> 00:36:34,126 We'll buy it from wholesale shop. 752 00:36:34,242 --> 00:36:35,370 It will be cheap. 753 00:36:35,523 --> 00:36:38,912 And if bought for three years, it will be even more cheap. 754 00:36:39,432 --> 00:36:40,951 God, we'll have fun. 755 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,829 But keep one thing in mind. - Now what? 756 00:36:43,921 --> 00:36:45,588 When provisions come home... 757 00:36:46,164 --> 00:36:49,306 ...they will be brought quietly. - Nobody should hear about it. 758 00:36:49,685 --> 00:36:50,525 Why? 759 00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:53,266 If neighbors come to know, there's a fear of theft. 760 00:36:53,996 --> 00:36:55,078 Yeah! - Remember.. 761 00:36:55,119 --> 00:36:57,956 ..2 sacks of sugar was stolen from Rampal's shop last year. 762 00:36:58,579 --> 00:37:00,001 Yeah. Dad, is right. 763 00:37:00,075 --> 00:37:02,031 If people come to know, they'll be jealous, on top. 764 00:37:03,414 --> 00:37:04,300 All right. 765 00:37:05,494 --> 00:37:07,853 Start preparing list from tomorrow. 766 00:37:08,403 --> 00:37:10,634 And all of you will prepare your own list. 767 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:18,037 Now I'll apply conditioner twice a week. 768 00:37:18,642 --> 00:37:20,222 My hair is getting ruined. 769 00:37:21,163 --> 00:37:22,287 Even I am thinking. 770 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:25,359 Think. Think. 771 00:37:26,961 --> 00:37:28,370 All of you think all night. 772 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:01,828 You slept? 773 00:38:02,828 --> 00:38:04,203 No. Why? - Listen. 774 00:38:06,339 --> 00:38:08,006 With so many goods... 775 00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,120 ...won't we get so many things free? 776 00:38:11,135 --> 00:38:12,245 Yes. So? 777 00:38:13,535 --> 00:38:14,620 So what? 778 00:38:15,245 --> 00:38:16,203 Really. 779 00:38:16,325 --> 00:38:20,179 Now I think it's really a great idea. - (Yawning) 780 00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:23,986 What are you up to. At least put the lights off. 781 00:38:24,346 --> 00:38:26,373 Wait, wait. Just last item. 782 00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:28,564 What? - Incense sticks for worship... 783 00:38:28,605 --> 00:38:31,665 Prayers will be at dawn. Now put off the light. 784 00:38:31,828 --> 00:38:33,287 Hold on. Just a minute. 785 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,354 You and your one minute... 786 00:38:37,913 --> 00:38:39,289 ...it is already 1.30 now. - Okay. 787 00:38:41,330 --> 00:38:43,997 10 sacks of pulses is to be arranged... 788 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,512 "Om Shree" 789 00:38:47,986 --> 00:38:49,578 "Sastayah" 790 00:38:50,443 --> 00:38:51,427 "Namah" 791 00:38:55,544 --> 00:38:57,528 Come on guys, item number one. All right? 792 00:38:57,975 --> 00:39:00,972 Now you tell me what should I write? - Write my mosquito cream. 793 00:39:01,013 --> 00:39:03,206 For me, 999 mobile recharge. 794 00:39:03,482 --> 00:39:05,729 Hey, first lets write down essential items for household. 795 00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:08,939 Just one tea pack? 796 00:39:09,043 --> 00:39:10,629 Forget tea, first write the items. 797 00:39:10,698 --> 00:39:12,821 Wheat, rice... 798 00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:14,796 ...pulses... 799 00:39:14,892 --> 00:39:17,021 But how much wheat? 800 00:39:17,326 --> 00:39:18,782 How much would we need for three years? 801 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:21,423 Hey, but spices will be spoiled in three years. 802 00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:24,032 Why not make the list first? 803 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,681 Then we'll see what last for how long. 804 00:39:25,834 --> 00:39:28,775 We'll buy accordingly. Isn't it, dad? - Now, here is the wise guy. 805 00:39:29,438 --> 00:39:30,448 You sit there. 806 00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:31,703 Am I not right? 807 00:39:33,892 --> 00:40:07,971 (No lyrics) 808 00:40:08,075 --> 00:40:13,027 "It appears as though we've hit the jackpot." 809 00:40:13,138 --> 00:40:17,043 "Happiness has been delivered at our house." 810 00:40:17,123 --> 00:40:18,107 Fool! 811 00:40:18,187 --> 00:40:22,485 "Life was simple, it will turn around now." 812 00:40:23,076 --> 00:40:27,651 "Life was simple, it will turn around now." 813 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:29,549 Split yellow pulses, 72 kilos... 814 00:40:29,629 --> 00:40:31,873 Listen to me, Puttan. - Yeah? 815 00:40:31,945 --> 00:40:34,904 I'm going to get Gopal married in next three years. 816 00:40:35,714 --> 00:40:38,370 So, calculate ration for five members. 817 00:40:39,583 --> 00:40:41,729 Then shouldn't I calculate for 6 people? 818 00:40:42,654 --> 00:40:44,301 By then he'll have a kid too. 819 00:40:44,364 --> 00:40:46,325 What else does he do apart form sitting idle all day. 820 00:41:02,048 --> 00:41:03,301 Total how many items now? 821 00:41:03,748 --> 00:41:04,912 Not yet calculated. 822 00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:08,664 Okay, listen. - Yes? 823 00:41:10,088 --> 00:41:12,162 As we are saving some money anyways... 824 00:41:12,706 --> 00:41:14,370 ...so, I had a desire since long. 825 00:41:15,029 --> 00:41:16,120 Go ahead, speak. 826 00:41:18,901 --> 00:41:19,912 Say it. 827 00:41:21,037 --> 00:41:21,995 Actually... 828 00:41:22,483 --> 00:41:23,564 Now on... 829 00:41:23,834 --> 00:41:25,271 I'll use sanitary pads. 830 00:41:25,939 --> 00:41:27,718 It will be hassle free. 831 00:41:30,441 --> 00:41:33,395 How'd I buy so many pads for 3 years? 832 00:41:33,893 --> 00:41:36,106 Shopkeeper will think I have piles. 833 00:41:39,399 --> 00:41:43,759 "We'd enjoy loan to the fullest" 834 00:41:44,428 --> 00:41:49,078 "The half empty stomachs now we'll fill it to the fullest" 835 00:41:49,345 --> 00:41:54,006 "We'd enjoy loan to the fullest" 836 00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:58,828 "The half empty stomachs now we'll fill it to the fullest" 837 00:41:58,908 --> 00:42:01,641 "Now we've no botheration for eating.. 838 00:42:01,714 --> 00:42:04,083 ..drinking and making merry" 839 00:42:04,202 --> 00:42:06,621 "Now we've no botheration for eating.. 840 00:42:06,662 --> 00:42:09,003 ..drinking and making merry" 841 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:14,245 The life has now taken a 180 degree turn" 842 00:42:14,325 --> 00:42:17,661 "Why shouldn't one laugh now" 843 00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:24,102 The life has now taken a 180 degree turn" 844 00:42:24,170 --> 00:42:27,440 "Why shouldn't one laugh now" 845 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:33,644 I need Larpic for toilet. 846 00:42:33,905 --> 00:42:35,528 Why you need Larpic? 847 00:42:35,608 --> 00:42:37,487 Even acids cleans fine. 848 00:42:37,528 --> 00:42:39,032 Do we have to see our faces in that? 849 00:42:39,081 --> 00:42:41,584 And listen. Nobody will add unnecessary expenses. 850 00:42:41,734 --> 00:42:43,946 And yes... That... 851 00:42:44,026 --> 00:42:46,029 Oil for joint pain. 852 00:42:46,884 --> 00:42:48,237 And Maggie (noodles) for me. 853 00:42:49,627 --> 00:42:52,055 How much will be needed in 3 years? - Are you asking or telling me? 854 00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:54,387 From where you gave birth to this Chinese boy? 855 00:42:54,451 --> 00:42:59,017 "Sure, this handful of joy isn't permanent." 856 00:42:59,518 --> 00:43:04,161 "It is here on a temporary base but it is here." 857 00:43:04,445 --> 00:43:09,095 "Sure, this handful of joy isn't permanent." 858 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:13,677 "It is here on a temporary base but it is here." 859 00:43:13,984 --> 00:43:19,262 "Relationships have been twisted and turned." 860 00:43:19,311 --> 00:43:24,185 "Relationships have been twisted and turned." 861 00:43:24,296 --> 00:43:26,696 "No business and no loss." 862 00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:29,082 "Goodbye to tensions for three years." 863 00:43:29,214 --> 00:43:32,605 "I pray this plan keeps getting renewed this way." 864 00:43:34,032 --> 00:43:36,844 "No business and no loss." 865 00:43:39,095 --> 00:43:41,951 "Goodbye to tensions for three years." 866 00:43:44,026 --> 00:43:46,510 "No business and no loss." 867 00:43:46,551 --> 00:43:48,903 "Goodbye to tensions for three years." 868 00:43:48,991 --> 00:43:54,208 "I pray this plan keeps getting renewed this way." 869 00:44:01,470 --> 00:44:03,095 Puttan. - What? 870 00:44:03,199 --> 00:44:04,833 Son, give me a little jaggery. 871 00:44:04,913 --> 00:44:07,299 Jaggery. The doctor forbade you from eating it. 872 00:44:07,363 --> 00:44:08,719 I'm yearning to eat it. 873 00:44:08,815 --> 00:44:10,501 What do you mean, "You're yearning to eat it?" 874 00:44:10,962 --> 00:44:13,476 Dessert will be prepared once a month and you'll get it. 875 00:44:15,414 --> 00:44:16,417 Where is he? 876 00:44:18,641 --> 00:44:22,399 This is the key to that room, which will be with me. 877 00:44:22,839 --> 00:44:25,305 Everybody will prepare a list on the first of each month. 878 00:44:25,445 --> 00:44:27,861 I'll go in and bring out all the provisions. 879 00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,516 No using eight soaps in place of four.. 880 00:44:30,557 --> 00:44:32,594 ..or using twelve kilos of sugar in place of four kilo. 881 00:44:32,715 --> 00:44:34,313 Careful. Within control. 882 00:44:34,548 --> 00:44:35,968 We have to run this ration for the next three years. 883 00:44:36,009 --> 00:44:37,384 You get that, father? - Get lost. 884 00:44:38,169 --> 00:44:40,290 He can't give me jaggery and he thinks he's a millionaire. 885 00:44:40,569 --> 00:44:41,368 Dork! 886 00:44:43,436 --> 00:44:46,634 Mr. Vedpal, will we receive the four lakh rupees.. 887 00:44:47,064 --> 00:44:51,359 ..in cash or by cheque? I don't have an account. 888 00:44:51,824 --> 00:44:54,966 Keeping so much money in the house is risky. 889 00:44:55,022 --> 00:44:57,947 Brothers, wait for the money to return to the country first. 890 00:44:58,134 --> 00:45:00,806 And you. You have come only after two days. 891 00:45:01,086 --> 00:45:02,889 I had some business so.. 892 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:04,594 No, no, no, no excuses. 893 00:45:05,644 --> 00:45:10,513 Nobody will listen until we raise our united voices. 894 00:45:12,359 --> 00:45:14,819 What's the matter, Puttan? You're very quiet today. 895 00:45:17,349 --> 00:45:20,168 Everybody will get four lakh rupees only after a year or two. 896 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,305 Prices will keep increasing until then. 897 00:45:23,369 --> 00:45:24,495 Think about what needs to be done about that. 898 00:45:24,571 --> 00:45:25,600 Yes. That's right. 899 00:45:25,641 --> 00:45:27,438 Brother, yesterday you said the money will be received.. 900 00:45:27,493 --> 00:45:29,856 ..within a few months. 901 00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:32,805 Not to us, the government will receive it first. 902 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:36,726 And it will take time before it gets to us. 903 00:45:39,429 --> 00:45:40,682 Then what's the point? 904 00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:45,313 I won't get it. I'll be gone by then. 905 00:45:46,358 --> 00:45:49,450 We still haven't received ten thousand compensation.. 906 00:45:50,061 --> 00:45:51,345 ..meant for Yashpal. 907 00:45:52,548 --> 00:45:54,145 It has been three years. 908 00:45:54,322 --> 00:45:55,253 Sit down, uncle. 909 00:45:55,341 --> 00:45:56,875 There's still time for you to die. Sit down. 910 00:45:58,502 --> 00:46:01,805 Brother, we want deflation, not inflation. 911 00:46:01,877 --> 00:46:03,804 Now think about how to bring about deflation. 912 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,890 The four lakhs will make you happy when it gets here. 913 00:46:07,589 --> 00:46:11,107 Vedpal, someday you will be punctured.. 914 00:46:11,454 --> 00:46:13,144 ..while filling air in people's tyres. 915 00:46:13,185 --> 00:46:14,443 (Laughs) 916 00:46:14,484 --> 00:46:18,004 Vedpal will lose his air! (Laughs) - He's right. 917 00:46:18,351 --> 00:46:20,833 He got very upset with me over the phone yesterday. 918 00:46:20,913 --> 00:46:23,317 It's been fifteen days since you came here, isn't it? 919 00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:26,063 Naturally he's missing you. 920 00:46:26,990 --> 00:46:29,241 After all he's accustomed to having you around. 921 00:46:29,712 --> 00:46:31,407 What can I do? 922 00:46:31,558 --> 00:46:33,678 Grandma says I should go only after one more week. 923 00:46:34,595 --> 00:46:36,549 And when would you like to go? 924 00:46:38,744 --> 00:46:39,789 I've got an idea. 925 00:46:39,892 --> 00:46:42,114 Why don't you surprise your husband? 926 00:46:42,266 --> 00:46:43,871 Change your hairstyle. 927 00:46:45,437 --> 00:46:47,337 What if he gets upset? 928 00:46:47,448 --> 00:46:51,056 Men like variety, you silly. 929 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:53,127 Gopal! 930 00:46:55,328 --> 00:46:56,734 Mr. Puttan Pal! 931 00:47:03,339 --> 00:47:05,526 Anybody home? Gopal! 932 00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:07,718 Yes, Mister? 933 00:47:14,147 --> 00:47:16,068 Hello. - Hello, Ma'am. 934 00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:19,687 Does Gopal stays here? - Yes. 935 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,737 In a Beauty Parlour? 936 00:47:22,802 --> 00:47:24,844 Parlour is up front, residence is at the back. 937 00:47:26,364 --> 00:47:27,956 Then call him. 938 00:47:28,462 --> 00:47:30,227 He isn't at home. 939 00:47:32,289 --> 00:47:33,672 Then call Mr. Puttan Pal. 940 00:47:33,886 --> 00:47:35,838 He's gone on duty. Who are you? 941 00:47:37,002 --> 00:47:38,887 I am a Loan Inspector. 942 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:41,865 Mr. Gopal has obtained a loan for the shop. 943 00:47:42,663 --> 00:47:44,367 So I'm here to inspect the shop. 944 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,756 Where's the shop? 945 00:47:52,020 --> 00:47:53,719 It's not opened yet. 946 00:47:55,397 --> 00:47:56,796 What time it will open? 947 00:47:59,091 --> 00:48:02,211 No... Actually it hasn't started yet. 948 00:48:03,279 --> 00:48:04,329 Why? 949 00:48:04,930 --> 00:48:07,711 Loan cheque has been issued 15 days back? 950 00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,695 Yeah, but he's busy in some other work. 951 00:48:11,910 --> 00:48:14,800 As he had no job that's why he had obtained loan. 952 00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:16,728 Now where is he busy after availing loan? 953 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:19,334 No, no. Not Gopal, his brother has. 954 00:48:21,444 --> 00:48:23,045 Oh. So when will the shop open. 955 00:48:25,312 --> 00:48:28,008 Now he's the one who can say it. 956 00:48:30,737 --> 00:48:31,989 Who are you? 957 00:48:32,101 --> 00:48:33,628 I am his wife. 958 00:48:35,497 --> 00:48:37,587 Whose? Brother's? 959 00:48:38,001 --> 00:48:38,990 Yes. 960 00:48:41,265 --> 00:48:42,876 So when can I meet him? 961 00:48:43,829 --> 00:48:46,992 He leaves for office at 9 in the morning. 962 00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:52,977 All right. 963 00:48:55,082 --> 00:48:56,501 Okay, I'll leave. - Yeah. 964 00:49:03,284 --> 00:49:05,090 'For 3 years their won't be any problem. ' 965 00:49:05,217 --> 00:49:06,397 'Will dine cheap. ' 966 00:49:06,469 --> 00:49:08,806 Now onwards we'll eat totally free. Behind bars. 967 00:49:09,615 --> 00:49:12,961 Hey but... How would I know this will happen? 968 00:49:13,552 --> 00:49:15,331 Plan for tasty curry and milk pudding. 969 00:49:15,605 --> 00:49:18,117 You did not even bother to find, what'd happen in fortnight. 970 00:49:19,765 --> 00:49:21,890 That Inspector looked too shrewd. 971 00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:23,650 Did he meet dad? - No. 972 00:49:23,691 --> 00:49:24,775 One minute. 973 00:49:26,443 --> 00:49:28,021 Matter should not reach. 974 00:49:28,581 --> 00:49:30,092 Oh! For how long? 975 00:49:31,053 --> 00:49:33,617 That Inspector will be here before 9 in morning. 976 00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:37,273 That rascal Mani Pal, I shall... - So? 977 00:49:37,898 --> 00:49:39,275 Was it his idea? 978 00:49:40,554 --> 00:49:41,771 Was it his idea? 979 00:49:42,261 --> 00:49:44,418 No, I mean, idea was actually... 980 00:49:47,029 --> 00:49:48,648 This... Due to this nincompoop! 981 00:49:48,769 --> 00:49:51,728 Why're you bashing me? Dad! Dad! 982 00:49:51,878 --> 00:49:53,454 Shut up! Sit! Sit down! 983 00:49:54,632 --> 00:49:57,492 Why? - Dad, dad, dad. What if he comes to know... 984 00:49:58,031 --> 00:50:00,964 Quiet! - Hey police will arrest me. Loan is in my name. 985 00:50:04,351 --> 00:50:06,859 That's all. Just this had remained. 986 00:50:11,450 --> 00:50:13,961 When is he coming? - Before 9. 987 00:50:14,733 --> 00:50:16,177 Before nine. 988 00:50:19,932 --> 00:50:22,861 You go at ease. Talk to him nicely and tell him... 989 00:50:24,253 --> 00:50:26,194 ...he's left. Tell him. He has left for Delhi. 990 00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:28,508 For a day or two he has gone to Delhi on some urgent business. 991 00:50:28,574 --> 00:50:29,702 Tell him. - Okay. 992 00:50:30,521 --> 00:50:32,453 Meanwhile I will think and do something about it. 993 00:50:34,128 --> 00:50:35,479 Wow! Have enjoyed it. 994 00:50:36,505 --> 00:50:39,347 I'd almost forgotten the taste of Parathas (butter pan cakes). 995 00:50:40,671 --> 00:50:42,341 Your idea is excellent, Puttan. 996 00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:46,432 Gopal! - Hey, who's there? 997 00:50:46,536 --> 00:50:49,421 Dad, you sit. I'll see to it. 998 00:50:54,534 --> 00:50:55,195 Yes? 999 00:50:55,241 --> 00:50:59,316 Oh, why do you come every time? I've to meet Puttan Pal. 1000 00:50:59,998 --> 00:51:01,147 He isn't home. 1001 00:51:02,339 --> 00:51:03,879 Time is hardly 8.45? 1002 00:51:03,991 --> 00:51:06,735 No, actually he and Gopal have left for Delhi early morning. 1003 00:51:07,436 --> 00:51:08,772 Very good. 1004 00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:11,119 Both have left for Delhi! 1005 00:51:12,481 --> 00:51:14,659 Now how'd you manage here all alone? 1006 00:51:15,411 --> 00:51:17,343 What? - Now... 1007 00:51:17,384 --> 00:51:19,033 They'll be back in two days. 1008 00:51:20,339 --> 00:51:22,015 Is this Beauty Parlour yours? 1009 00:51:22,570 --> 00:51:23,652 Yes. 1010 00:51:24,064 --> 00:51:25,615 So where you will open your shop? 1011 00:51:27,188 --> 00:51:29,508 Actually nothing's been thought about it yet. 1012 00:51:29,676 --> 00:51:31,909 But have thought about opening the shop, isn't it? 1013 00:51:31,981 --> 00:51:33,440 Of course, what else? 1014 00:51:33,688 --> 00:51:36,048 Do you think we've taken fictitious loan? 1015 00:51:36,112 --> 00:51:39,984 No. Puttan Pal, Gopal... Why they left for Delhi suddenly? 1016 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:41,683 Have gone to fetch supplies. 1017 00:51:41,762 --> 00:51:44,094 It's a big market. Everything will come from there. 1018 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,510 Oh, I see. 1019 00:51:47,627 --> 00:51:48,772 All right then. 1020 00:51:50,196 --> 00:51:52,025 I'll return in day or two. 1021 00:51:52,799 --> 00:51:54,602 To have sweets of opening ceremony. 1022 00:51:57,245 --> 00:51:58,594 Four... Five... 1023 00:51:58,829 --> 00:52:01,922 Leave the habit of counting so many notes now, Lala. 1024 00:52:01,981 --> 00:52:03,509 Hey, Mr. Singh. Welcome. 1025 00:52:03,681 --> 00:52:05,727 After a long time? Please come Hey, bring the chair. 1026 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,224 (Chuckles) 1027 00:52:07,381 --> 00:52:10,036 (Sighs) - Come, Mr. Singh. Be seated. 1028 00:52:10,468 --> 00:52:11,872 So you've brought the summer? 1029 00:52:11,913 --> 00:52:13,030 Hey, it's only usual. 1030 00:52:13,157 --> 00:52:14,941 O God! - And tell me... 1031 00:52:15,616 --> 00:52:16,667 How is everything? 1032 00:52:17,147 --> 00:52:18,523 Your earnings are going to reduce. 1033 00:52:18,564 --> 00:52:21,381 Hey, why're you cursing early in the morning? 1034 00:52:21,934 --> 00:52:23,590 Hey, Suman! - Yes. 1035 00:52:23,694 --> 00:52:26,051 Dear, ask Mummy for the tea. Mr. Singh is here 1036 00:52:26,219 --> 00:52:27,325 Okay. 1037 00:52:27,471 --> 00:52:28,540 Now tell me. 1038 00:52:28,673 --> 00:52:30,368 Another shop is opening in neighborhood. 1039 00:52:30,441 --> 00:52:32,184 Shop is opening? - Yeah. - Where? 1040 00:52:32,389 --> 00:52:33,976 Come on, the neighborhood is Your's and I should tell? 1041 00:52:34,017 --> 00:52:35,065 Still. 1042 00:52:36,366 --> 00:52:38,822 It's somewhere in the next lane. 1043 00:52:39,077 --> 00:52:40,545 Some Gopal who's taken a loan. 1044 00:52:40,617 --> 00:52:42,754 Gopal...? Gopal... 1045 00:52:43,086 --> 00:52:46,688 Puttan Pal's brother. Younger one. 1046 00:52:46,846 --> 00:52:47,765 When did the shop open? 1047 00:52:47,909 --> 00:52:49,884 No, it isn't opened yet. That's why I'm here. 1048 00:52:49,972 --> 00:52:51,750 It's 15 to 16 days since the loan is sanctioned. 1049 00:52:52,954 --> 00:52:55,148 So what did he say? - Not he, she said. 1050 00:52:55,389 --> 00:52:57,222 Both have gone to Delhi to Buy supplies for the shop. 1051 00:52:57,301 --> 00:53:00,485 Who has gone to Delhi! Like hell they've gone to Delhi. 1052 00:53:01,079 --> 00:53:03,516 I saw Puttan Pal going to office this morning. 1053 00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,890 And his younger brother. Loafer. Gopal. 1054 00:53:06,074 --> 00:53:07,711 He was loitering around a while ago. 1055 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,701 You better have tea. - Is that so? - Then what? 1056 00:53:15,051 --> 00:53:16,308 (Sighs) 1057 00:53:16,781 --> 00:53:19,884 'Noori Beauty Parlour'. 1058 00:53:22,516 --> 00:53:24,985 How long the sheep will avoid slaughter? 1059 00:53:25,026 --> 00:53:26,417 (Chuckles) 1060 00:53:26,528 --> 00:53:27,920 Is sugar enough, Mr. Singh? 1061 00:53:28,061 --> 00:53:30,379 No, no. As if you are getting sugar for free? 1062 00:53:30,514 --> 00:53:31,961 Hey, it's free for us. No? 1063 00:53:32,002 --> 00:53:34,885 (Chuckles) 1064 00:53:35,530 --> 00:53:36,620 'Noori...' 1065 00:53:49,336 --> 00:53:51,150 Puttan Pal! - Yeah? 1066 00:53:52,598 --> 00:53:55,023 Didn't go to Delhi? - I went. Why? 1067 00:53:59,107 --> 00:54:00,303 Have you ever been to jail? 1068 00:54:02,742 --> 00:54:04,873 When are you bringing goods for Gopal's shop? 1069 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:08,681 What? 1070 00:54:16,922 --> 00:54:19,724 Hey, everyone borrows. Everyone invests. 1071 00:54:19,958 --> 00:54:21,084 Where are you using it? 1072 00:54:21,164 --> 00:54:22,394 What do you mean? 1073 00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,193 Where're you using loan amount? 1074 00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:25,499 Mr. Puttan! - Hey! 1075 00:54:25,594 --> 00:54:27,325 Mr. Puttan! - Hey, you! 1076 00:54:27,851 --> 00:54:30,240 You will die, damn you! Get lost! 1077 00:54:32,252 --> 00:54:33,269 Go! 1078 00:54:35,967 --> 00:54:36,996 So... 1079 00:54:37,829 --> 00:54:40,211 ...where are you investing the loan amount? - Look, Mister... 1080 00:54:40,743 --> 00:54:42,031 ...you are taking it totally wrong. 1081 00:54:42,115 --> 00:54:44,836 I indeed was going to Delhi. I'd to return mid-way. 1082 00:54:44,906 --> 00:54:47,940 My aunt expired. So, I'm in a hurry. 1083 00:54:47,996 --> 00:54:51,466 Look, I can't even stop the bike sol I... Look my turn is here. 1084 00:54:51,594 --> 00:54:54,042 My turn is here, bro. It's here. 1085 00:55:03,910 --> 00:55:09,930 (Whistling) 1086 00:55:09,971 --> 00:55:11,192 Is the shop opened? 1087 00:55:13,428 --> 00:55:15,275 Hey, first shut the shop. 1088 00:55:19,033 --> 00:55:20,882 When are you opening the real shop. 1089 00:55:21,634 --> 00:55:22,575 What? 1090 00:55:22,749 --> 00:55:24,508 Come on, man. 1091 00:55:26,389 --> 00:55:28,496 To start with... (Sighs) 1092 00:55:30,191 --> 00:55:33,000 I had to introduce myself to your entire family. 1093 00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:36,525 I am a Loan Inspector. 1094 00:55:37,654 --> 00:55:38,943 Are you Gopal? 1095 00:55:39,356 --> 00:55:41,259 Yes. - You've obtained the loan? 1096 00:55:41,825 --> 00:55:45,198 Yes. - Then you'll open the shop. When are you opening it? 1097 00:55:46,483 --> 00:55:47,804 Soon, sir. 1098 00:55:48,133 --> 00:55:50,502 Just the goods haven't arrived, right? 1099 00:55:51,419 --> 00:55:52,768 Look, Mr. Gopal. 1100 00:55:54,296 --> 00:55:56,206 This is our everyday job. 1101 00:55:57,871 --> 00:56:01,174 What folk use loan for, I am full aware. I ain't stupid. 1102 00:56:02,691 --> 00:56:04,552 You aren't going to open the shop for sure. 1103 00:56:04,883 --> 00:56:07,970 No. Just tell me honestly what're you doing with money? 1104 00:56:09,055 --> 00:56:12,724 Or else, will make such a case, you'll grind mill in prison. 1105 00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:14,687 Loan stands in your name. 1106 00:56:15,090 --> 00:56:16,695 No. Actually my brother he is... 1107 00:56:16,736 --> 00:56:18,612 I've already met your brother. 1108 00:56:19,022 --> 00:56:20,467 His aunt has died. 1109 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:24,990 All right. I will give you some more time. 1110 00:56:26,351 --> 00:56:27,718 Think till then. 1111 00:56:36,269 --> 00:56:38,760 Yeah, go ahead and say your father has died. 1112 00:56:39,148 --> 00:56:40,407 Shop will open only after a year.. 1113 00:56:40,448 --> 00:56:41,470 ..when it will be my death anniversary. 1114 00:56:43,101 --> 00:56:44,820 Dad, I said it for a sake. 1115 00:56:44,861 --> 00:56:46,469 And you aren't willing to understand. - Get lost! 1116 00:56:46,604 --> 00:56:49,366 You'll killed my living sister, what is there to understand? 1117 00:56:50,227 --> 00:56:51,363 Dad. 1118 00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:53,412 That Inspector is a bit too much. 1119 00:56:53,453 --> 00:56:55,947 Dear, then hand him something to understand and let him go. 1120 00:56:56,050 --> 00:56:57,710 He isn't corrupt. 1121 00:56:58,515 --> 00:57:00,024 I have already enquired. 1122 00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:02,799 So what was the need to become Finance Minister? 1123 00:57:03,510 --> 00:57:06,366 And yeah. 'For three years there won't be a price rise, dad'. 1124 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:08,507 Now you realize? 1125 00:57:08,886 --> 00:57:11,960 Dad, he also said that I haven't taken loan for a shop. 1126 00:57:12,961 --> 00:57:14,648 You're doing something else with that money. 1127 00:57:16,022 --> 00:57:18,740 This should not happen, that all the goods are lost... 1128 00:57:19,135 --> 00:57:20,794 ...and have to pay 100 thousand on top of it. 1129 00:57:20,889 --> 00:57:23,438 Good, I have failed, else I'd had to repay 200 thousands. 1130 00:57:23,511 --> 00:57:24,874 Hey, enough of your drama! 1131 00:57:25,082 --> 00:57:26,461 It's not a drama. 1132 00:57:26,797 --> 00:57:27,937 I am practicing. 1133 00:57:28,121 --> 00:57:30,958 He has said I will have to go to jail. Loan is in my name. 1134 00:57:33,275 --> 00:57:34,138 Hey. 1135 00:57:35,712 --> 00:57:37,643 So the matter has come to such a pass? 1136 00:57:39,441 --> 00:57:41,636 You deliberately played this mischief... 1137 00:57:42,632 --> 00:57:44,240 ...so that he goes to prison... 1138 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:47,687 ...and I will die without seeing grandson's face? 1139 00:57:47,784 --> 00:57:55,749 (Wailing) 1140 00:57:57,031 --> 00:57:59,684 Dad, please stop. Come. 1141 00:58:02,547 --> 00:58:07,479 Come. Come. - (Wailing) 1142 00:58:07,850 --> 00:58:09,411 Please come. 1143 00:58:28,690 --> 00:58:30,819 (Sighs) 1144 00:58:31,004 --> 00:58:34,601 Man, my life is doldrums and you're lying here on your back. 1145 00:58:34,642 --> 00:58:36,055 Will you tell me what should I do? 1146 00:58:36,229 --> 00:58:37,260 (Chuckles) 1147 00:58:37,301 --> 00:58:40,813 Buddy, I am laughing with the thought of fall in prices. 1148 00:58:40,932 --> 00:58:42,185 What should I tell you, Brother? 1149 00:58:45,530 --> 00:58:47,812 Oh, now understood... 1150 00:58:48,324 --> 00:58:50,655 ...why's your tune has changed now a days. 1151 00:58:50,711 --> 00:58:51,724 Fall in price! 1152 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:55,244 (Laughs) - Dude, you're laughing again, man. 1153 00:58:55,696 --> 00:58:57,608 There my entire house is in tensed. 1154 00:58:57,999 --> 00:58:59,626 Since this Loan Inspector has shown up... 1155 00:58:59,682 --> 00:59:01,277 Let Inspector go to hell, man. 1156 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,538 What a great idea you've come up with! 1157 00:59:04,141 --> 00:59:06,366 I've never heard of such a great idea, man. 1158 00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:08,008 Puttan. 1159 00:59:08,834 --> 00:59:10,210 I will take this loan too. 1160 00:59:10,428 --> 00:59:13,649 Hey, let the loan go to hell. What should I do now? 1161 00:59:14,078 --> 00:59:15,717 He wants to see the shop, doesn't he? 1162 00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:17,851 Then open a shop and show him. 1163 00:59:18,535 --> 00:59:19,437 What more. Come down. 1164 00:59:19,478 --> 00:59:23,132 What are you saying? I've no intention of opening a shop. 1165 00:59:24,974 --> 00:59:29,032 Look. Open a shop for a few days and show them. 1166 00:59:29,403 --> 00:59:32,652 Once that Inspector makes an entry in his register... 1167 00:59:32,775 --> 00:59:34,484 ...after that close it. What else. 1168 00:59:35,014 --> 00:59:38,704 Now, if I were to hire a shop then what do I save? 1169 00:59:38,754 --> 00:59:41,314 You dumb. You have such a big Parlour... 1170 00:59:41,370 --> 00:59:44,410 Yeah. - Make a partition and open the shop in one portion. 1171 00:59:44,490 --> 00:59:46,538 And what will I say to other people? 1172 00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:51,691 When would Gopal's uselessness Hand work? 1173 00:59:53,346 --> 00:59:56,110 He was not able to run, so we closed it. 1174 00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,487 What else. Give your hand. 1175 00:59:59,661 --> 01:00:02,148 And Puttan. You don't worry. 1176 01:00:02,282 --> 01:00:03,952 This is the best way out. 1177 01:00:04,740 --> 01:00:06,482 Yeah. Pinky! 1178 01:00:06,788 --> 01:00:08,749 Dear, is hot water ready? - Yes. 1179 01:00:08,828 --> 01:00:10,683 Oh, it's fine. Puttan! 1180 01:00:11,228 --> 01:00:12,591 Let me take a bath. I will be back. 1181 01:00:12,695 --> 01:00:14,351 For five minutes you sit like this. 1182 01:00:14,469 --> 01:00:15,972 Everything will be fine, you'll see. 1183 01:00:16,037 --> 01:00:17,999 Yeah, like this. Good. 1184 01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:19,716 Now this is the right posture. 1185 01:00:25,891 --> 01:00:27,858 Hey, "GOPAL KA" has gone longer... 1186 01:00:28,198 --> 01:00:30,000 ...there is no place further. 1187 01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:32,009 Why don't you wait, it will be done. 1188 01:00:32,089 --> 01:00:33,426 Why you are giving me tension? 1189 01:00:34,562 --> 01:00:37,942 You've done this right. Got this shop opened for him. 1190 01:00:38,322 --> 01:00:41,168 Yeah, but can't start selling. - Why? 1191 01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:44,425 Hey, it's not auspicious time. - So you could have opened it then. 1192 01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:46,570 Till then he'll practice to sit. 1193 01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:48,398 (Chuckles) 1194 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:49,853 That's right. 1195 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,775 As is, his backside is fitted with tyres. 1196 01:00:52,855 --> 01:00:54,488 (Laughs) 1197 01:00:54,624 --> 01:00:55,906 Hey, be careful. 1198 01:00:56,285 --> 01:00:59,076 Keep working. Work. - Work. 1199 01:00:59,488 --> 01:01:01,273 Hey, not there, it's to be kept here. 1200 01:01:02,195 --> 01:01:04,778 What? Why everything you want to keep there? 1201 01:01:05,711 --> 01:01:07,356 Because my Parlour is at this side. 1202 01:01:07,570 --> 01:01:10,358 Have to check properly that no one can peep in. 1203 01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:13,689 If he has to peep, he'll manage somehow. 1204 01:01:14,309 --> 01:01:17,187 And you? Won't you also sit here once in a while? 1205 01:01:19,196 --> 01:01:20,684 Hey, paint got over. 1206 01:01:22,594 --> 01:01:23,609 What happened? 1207 01:01:24,968 --> 01:01:26,457 One more tin will be required. 1208 01:01:26,598 --> 01:01:28,634 All he used on painting 'GOPAL'. 1209 01:01:36,199 --> 01:01:39,042 Now you... let it be. It's fine as it is. 1210 01:01:41,801 --> 01:01:43,441 Okay. - Watch. 1211 01:01:45,843 --> 01:01:50,433 "Hey, Gopal your shop is decked up, your shop" 1212 01:01:50,482 --> 01:01:54,111 "May every item is sold off in your shop" 1213 01:01:54,191 --> 01:01:57,027 "Hey, Gopal your shop is decked up.. - Hey, what's going on? 1214 01:01:57,100 --> 01:01:58,741 "Your shop is... " - Enough, of it. 1215 01:01:58,852 --> 01:02:02,218 Now go away. - We will leave but take blessings from us. 1216 01:02:02,259 --> 01:02:03,634 No need of your blessings. 1217 01:02:03,675 --> 01:02:06,848 Hey, I'll bless you so much that the shop will run like... 1218 01:02:06,907 --> 01:02:09,585 We don't want to run the shop. You better go. 1219 01:02:09,627 --> 01:02:12,648 My, my! How is he acting for a small donation! 1220 01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:16,618 Your son has settled, I won't accept anything but thousand. 1221 01:02:16,737 --> 01:02:18,782 I don't have money, please go now. 1222 01:02:19,249 --> 01:02:21,501 Come for his wedding. 1223 01:02:21,714 --> 01:02:25,315 Then uncle will give you all of five thousand. Yeah. 1224 01:02:25,356 --> 01:02:29,442 Oh, so you aren't shelling out? - No, no, listen to me. 1225 01:02:30,003 --> 01:02:32,082 Come after a week. Let the shop run... 1226 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:33,811 ...I will give you the money. Go. - Let's go girls. 1227 01:02:33,954 --> 01:02:36,243 We'll come after a week... - Yeah, yeah. 1228 01:02:36,284 --> 01:02:40,084 And won't take dime less than thousand. Yeah. 1229 01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:44,125 "Hey, Gopal your shop is decked up, your shop" 1230 01:02:44,205 --> 01:02:47,994 "May every item is sold off in your shop" 1231 01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,661 Give me a Colgate. 1232 01:03:01,295 --> 01:03:02,576 Have I blasted a bomb? 1233 01:03:03,509 --> 01:03:04,516 Coming, dad! 1234 01:03:04,694 --> 01:03:07,024 Bro, I'll be back in moment. - But nobody called you? 1235 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,432 It's my dad's voice. Only I can hear. 1236 01:03:09,473 --> 01:03:12,377 I am coming, coming. Yes, I am here. 1237 01:03:19,910 --> 01:03:21,316 Strange. 1238 01:03:22,005 --> 01:03:23,365 What's this nonsense?! 1239 01:03:23,662 --> 01:03:26,739 2 kilos flour, 2 kilos rice and a kilo of chick peas. 1240 01:03:26,929 --> 01:03:28,231 Everything is over, Ma'am. 1241 01:03:31,229 --> 01:03:33,641 Do you give eggs? - No. I am not a hen. 1242 01:03:37,343 --> 01:03:39,228 Give 200 grams Ghee (refined butter oil). 1243 01:03:39,343 --> 01:03:40,443 Ghee is over. 1244 01:03:41,028 --> 01:03:42,756 Okay, give 3 Rin Bar soaps. 1245 01:03:43,422 --> 01:03:44,936 Actually religious rites aren't done yet.. 1246 01:03:45,016 --> 01:03:46,369 ..so we can't sell now. 1247 01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:48,426 Then you should've done the rites completed first. 1248 01:03:48,521 --> 01:03:51,774 Yeah, but there is no Ghee for the rites. Didn't I tell you? 1249 01:03:55,837 --> 01:03:57,891 God knows where the damn Inspector has vanished. 1250 01:03:58,002 --> 01:04:00,189 When shop wasn't opened, he was behind us. 1251 01:04:00,230 --> 01:04:01,608 God knows where's he now. 1252 01:04:07,707 --> 01:04:09,202 When will you get the ceremony performed? 1253 01:04:11,622 --> 01:04:13,425 Have no chocolates? What kind of shop is this? 1254 01:04:21,570 --> 01:04:22,895 Uncle! 1255 01:04:23,295 --> 01:04:24,879 Are you gonna give me heart attack? 1256 01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,418 I want biscuits. 1257 01:04:26,462 --> 01:04:27,634 You won't get it now. 1258 01:04:28,910 --> 01:04:31,984 First, Inspector would check then you'll get it, got it? 1259 01:04:32,094 --> 01:04:34,752 But why have you opened the shop? - If not, how will he check? 1260 01:04:35,591 --> 01:04:36,664 Get lost! 1261 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,281 Crazy! 1262 01:04:38,636 --> 01:04:40,078 Son, give me some tea leaves. 1263 01:04:40,119 --> 01:04:41,954 Brother, give me shaving blade. 1264 01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:43,280 Mister! 1265 01:04:45,295 --> 01:04:46,198 Mister! 1266 01:04:57,184 --> 01:04:58,111 Gopal. 1267 01:05:00,361 --> 01:05:01,316 Gopal! 1268 01:05:07,105 --> 01:05:08,170 Say it again. 1269 01:05:08,668 --> 01:05:10,672 Do you have Kishsmiss (raisins)? 1270 01:05:12,368 --> 01:05:14,093 No, we don't have Kishsmiss. 1271 01:05:14,135 --> 01:05:16,050 In your dream you were saying 'I'll..' 1272 01:05:16,099 --> 01:05:17,561 '..give you Kishmiss all your life?' 1273 01:05:19,646 --> 01:05:22,318 How do you know? I had dreamt that. 1274 01:05:22,512 --> 01:05:24,268 It's me who comes in your dreams. 1275 01:05:24,744 --> 01:05:26,693 So... How'd I not know? 1276 01:05:27,038 --> 01:05:27,973 That's true. 1277 01:05:28,116 --> 01:05:30,266 It is you who come in my dreams. 1278 01:05:30,308 --> 01:05:32,384 And you make me so restless... 1279 01:05:32,472 --> 01:05:34,378 Now what to say... You're my night fall. 1280 01:05:35,406 --> 01:05:36,277 What? 1281 01:05:37,598 --> 01:05:39,111 (Chuckles) 1282 01:05:39,191 --> 01:05:40,141 Are you on Face Book? 1283 01:05:40,182 --> 01:05:42,506 Yes, my mobile... Mobile number is also on it. 1284 01:05:42,679 --> 01:05:45,265 Okay, the song that you play for me... 1285 01:05:46,509 --> 01:05:48,479 ...it's very sweet. - Oh, yeah. 1286 01:05:49,910 --> 01:05:52,178 Will you give me through Bluetooth? - Yeah, why not? 1287 01:05:58,911 --> 01:06:00,414 Your shop is very nice. 1288 01:06:01,162 --> 01:06:02,276 Thank you. 1289 01:06:05,956 --> 01:06:07,850 Friends says that I should marry now. 1290 01:06:08,292 --> 01:06:09,401 Then do it. 1291 01:06:09,725 --> 01:06:11,476 Will the dreams stop coming then? 1292 01:06:14,222 --> 01:06:15,973 Okay, you have come to my shop for the first time. 1293 01:06:16,076 --> 01:06:17,015 What should I give you? 1294 01:06:18,246 --> 01:06:19,189 Nothing. 1295 01:06:19,269 --> 01:06:20,657 Anything A B C... X Y Z. 1296 01:06:20,735 --> 01:06:22,256 Whatever you like, please. 1297 01:06:22,648 --> 01:06:24,636 All right give me Maggie (noodles). 1298 01:06:26,176 --> 01:06:27,719 You too love Maggie? 1299 01:06:27,921 --> 01:06:28,723 Hmm. 1300 01:06:58,372 --> 01:07:04,426 "Sunlight too feels sweet now, night stays awake with me... - Why?" 1301 01:07:04,736 --> 01:07:07,192 "Tell me, yeah. " 1302 01:07:07,907 --> 01:07:13,696 "Time keeps halting, colors dissolve in ambience... Why?" 1303 01:07:14,138 --> 01:07:16,485 "Tell me, yeah" 1304 01:07:16,944 --> 01:07:21,440 "Does it also happens to you... 1305 01:07:21,513 --> 01:07:26,725 ...what happens to me, tell me, yeah" 1306 01:07:26,968 --> 01:07:32,655 "Sunlight too feels sweet now, nights stay awake with me... - Why?" 1307 01:07:33,131 --> 01:07:36,351 "Tell me, yeah. " 1308 01:07:36,471 --> 01:07:55,379 (No lyrics) 1309 01:07:55,420 --> 01:08:00,269 "I don't care about the paths" 1310 01:08:00,718 --> 01:08:04,447 "Nor the noise of the crowd" 1311 01:08:04,857 --> 01:08:10,184 "We are the only ones in this world" 1312 01:08:10,264 --> 01:08:14,017 "No one but us" 1313 01:08:14,419 --> 01:08:16,923 "Don't know what magic is this.. 1314 01:08:17,059 --> 01:08:20,325 ..nothing seems as before... Why? 1315 01:08:20,683 --> 01:08:23,939 "Tell me, yeah" 1316 01:08:24,551 --> 01:08:42,903 (No lyrics) 1317 01:08:42,967 --> 01:08:47,667 "Know what restlessness is this" 1318 01:08:48,070 --> 01:08:51,955 "Where there's serenity" 1319 01:08:52,584 --> 01:08:57,207 "As eyes have said everything" 1320 01:08:57,532 --> 01:09:01,492 "What more should I say in words?" 1321 01:09:02,026 --> 01:09:07,606 "My state too is the same, whatever you've said... Yes" 1322 01:09:08,373 --> 01:09:11,249 "Can't you see, yeah" 1323 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:13,911 "Know not what this upheaval is.. 1324 01:09:13,952 --> 01:09:17,102 ...that is in my heart every moment... Yeah. 1325 01:09:17,767 --> 01:09:20,240 "Don't you see, yeah" 1326 01:09:20,359 --> 01:09:25,159 "Yes, with me too it happens the same" 1327 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:29,620 "What happens with you, is it not?" 1328 01:09:29,807 --> 01:09:42,607 (No lyrics) 1329 01:09:42,828 --> 01:09:47,139 "Tell me, yeah... " 1330 01:09:49,397 --> 01:09:51,127 The shop isn't opened yet, Mr. Singh. 1331 01:09:51,378 --> 01:09:52,977 There is something fishy. 1332 01:09:53,651 --> 01:09:56,760 No, no. I mean, the shop is opened... 1333 01:09:57,062 --> 01:09:58,638 ...but they aren't selling anything. 1334 01:09:59,387 --> 01:10:00,317 Yes. 1335 01:10:00,437 --> 01:10:01,142 (Chuckles) 1336 01:10:01,277 --> 01:10:03,930 First time I've seen such a shop that does not sell. 1337 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:06,683 At least come over now. You're missing since long. 1338 01:10:07,093 --> 01:10:10,503 What? Hey, you should have said it earlier. 1339 01:10:10,661 --> 01:10:13,383 I have excellent prescription for loose motion. 1340 01:10:13,784 --> 01:10:16,502 Mix bananas with yoghurt and take twice a day... 1341 01:10:16,683 --> 01:10:18,579 ...and then however hard you try... 1342 01:10:18,722 --> 01:10:21,711 Then come here. Only you can solve the puzzle. 1343 01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,465 Yeah. Bye. 1344 01:10:26,527 --> 01:10:27,811 From where are you coming? 1345 01:10:28,361 --> 01:10:31,350 Actually... From Savita's house. 1346 01:10:31,794 --> 01:10:32,676 Go in. 1347 01:10:33,818 --> 01:10:35,725 What do you want? - Give me a packet of tea. 1348 01:10:35,860 --> 01:10:37,352 Give him tea packet. 1349 01:10:47,643 --> 01:10:48,897 See. 1350 01:10:56,161 --> 01:10:58,511 Will you drill a hole through your constant stare? 1351 01:10:58,606 --> 01:10:59,494 Wonderful! 1352 01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:02,030 24 qualities are matching. - Here he goes. 1353 01:11:02,156 --> 01:11:03,743 Wow. - Good. 1354 01:11:03,847 --> 01:11:06,227 Now see, Day before I brought the proposal... 1355 01:11:06,355 --> 01:11:07,454 ...today the horoscope matched and.. 1356 01:11:07,534 --> 01:11:10,032 ..we have also met each other. - So what's the delay? 1357 01:11:10,782 --> 01:11:12,797 If you approve the girl.. Then let's talk about dowry. 1358 01:11:12,838 --> 01:11:14,736 Yeah say it now. - Of course. 1359 01:11:15,713 --> 01:11:19,012 So... All right we will think and let you know. 1360 01:11:21,483 --> 01:11:25,513 If you have any special demand, please let us know. - Yes, yes. 1361 01:11:25,554 --> 01:11:27,094 You see, it's A1 alliance, sir. 1362 01:11:27,502 --> 01:11:28,836 Boy is highly educated. 1363 01:11:29,628 --> 01:11:30,850 Has a family shop. 1364 01:11:31,067 --> 01:11:32,407 Also there isn't any sis-in-law and.. 1365 01:11:32,511 --> 01:11:34,250 ..no hassles of mom-in-law too. 1366 01:11:38,603 --> 01:11:40,579 Take this. - Okay, this list. 1367 01:11:41,059 --> 01:11:42,537 List. - What it is? 1368 01:11:43,254 --> 01:11:44,085 Wait. 1369 01:11:51,769 --> 01:11:54,747 This... Perhaps you gave the wrong list. 1370 01:11:54,812 --> 01:11:56,696 No, no. This is the list. 1371 01:11:57,741 --> 01:12:00,355 This... 500 liters petrol? 1372 01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,319 500 liters water storage tank, this... 1373 01:12:03,652 --> 01:12:05,758 Look, because we liked your daughter... 1374 01:12:05,804 --> 01:12:07,474 ...so we are asking for only 500 liters. 1375 01:12:08,566 --> 01:12:10,792 Otherwise we had received an alliance for 700 liters too. 1376 01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:12,401 Yes. It did come. 1377 01:12:13,341 --> 01:12:17,901 No, we were thinking of giving a bike in dowry. 1378 01:12:18,013 --> 01:12:19,725 No, no. We don't want bike at all. 1379 01:12:19,939 --> 01:12:22,709 There's a bike at home. What we need is Petrol. 1380 01:12:23,232 --> 01:12:24,433 But these... 1381 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,958 ...infant items... 1382 01:12:27,039 --> 01:12:30,363 200 Diapers, 40 Johnson's Powder...? 1383 01:12:30,497 --> 01:12:33,751 Now see. After marriage, soon there'll be children too. 1384 01:12:35,106 --> 01:12:37,348 But prices of these things would have increased by then. 1385 01:12:37,428 --> 01:12:39,892 You may send it all at the time of wedding. 1386 01:12:42,134 --> 01:12:43,815 But I have one special demand. 1387 01:12:45,670 --> 01:12:48,231 I will do your daughter's wedding makeup. 1388 01:12:50,909 --> 01:12:54,052 Whatever amount you pay to some other Parlour, give that to me. 1389 01:12:54,619 --> 01:12:55,751 Oh, wow! 1390 01:12:55,888 --> 01:12:57,436 What a rational dowry demand! 1391 01:12:57,526 --> 01:12:59,068 I've never seen anything like this. 1392 01:12:59,316 --> 01:13:00,980 You won't find such a family again. 1393 01:13:01,523 --> 01:13:02,924 We are okay with it. 1394 01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:04,672 Agreed. 1395 01:13:05,026 --> 01:13:08,043 So it is settled? - Are you going to fix it with cement? 1396 01:13:15,761 --> 01:13:18,019 Seems, Mr. Puttan is not happy. 1397 01:13:19,147 --> 01:13:22,145 If he has any other demand... 1398 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:23,483 ...then tell us. 1399 01:13:23,540 --> 01:13:25,378 Rest of the things are settled, isn't it? 1400 01:13:25,474 --> 01:13:27,394 I'll have a word within a day or two and let you know. 1401 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,590 I'll inform. 1402 01:13:29,698 --> 01:13:31,316 Okay, it's all right. - Sure. Sure. 1403 01:13:31,396 --> 01:13:32,944 Okay, dad. Shall we go? 1404 01:13:32,985 --> 01:13:35,561 Okay, bye. - Bye, bye. 1405 01:13:38,227 --> 01:13:40,701 Ignite my life with 500 liter Petrol. 1406 01:13:41,207 --> 01:13:42,945 Diapers won't decide my wedding. 1407 01:13:43,033 --> 01:13:45,045 Son, he is not a Diaper. 1408 01:13:45,328 --> 01:13:46,665 He's a Railway Driver. 1409 01:13:46,761 --> 01:13:48,837 So will he run the Engine over me? 1410 01:13:49,197 --> 01:13:51,297 Can't he find anyone else for his daughter? 1411 01:13:51,846 --> 01:13:53,878 Brother, I don't want to get married at all. 1412 01:13:54,195 --> 01:13:56,787 Why are you asking me? Ask him.. - The one who is doing all this... 1413 01:13:56,828 --> 01:13:58,709 Bhabhi (Sis-in-law) why did you invite them without asking me? 1414 01:13:58,905 --> 01:14:01,392 She did not call them, son. I called them. 1415 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,333 Why? - What should I say? - Take a look at the photo at least. 1416 01:14:04,421 --> 01:14:05,909 Even if she is Miss India, I won't see. 1417 01:14:06,035 --> 01:14:08,175 If I'll marry, she'll be of my choice. That's all. 1418 01:14:08,349 --> 01:14:10,280 Have you chosen any girl? 1419 01:14:11,213 --> 01:14:13,740 In that case, you'll only get a girl. 1420 01:14:13,795 --> 01:14:15,048 Won't get anything else. 1421 01:14:15,167 --> 01:14:18,295 If shop closes down, what will you say to girl's side. 1422 01:14:18,462 --> 01:14:20,633 What's the need to close down the shop? 1423 01:14:20,868 --> 01:14:22,478 After marriage he'll run the shop. 1424 01:14:22,535 --> 01:14:25,705 Me? I am not going to do this grocery business. 1425 01:14:25,848 --> 01:14:27,420 Also proposals are coming due the shop, isn't it? 1426 01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:28,743 From tomorrow I am not sitting at the shop. 1427 01:14:28,784 --> 01:14:31,563 You'll have to sit at the shop till the Inspector comes. 1428 01:14:31,650 --> 01:14:33,444 By then they will get me married. 1429 01:14:33,485 --> 01:14:35,124 Whoever wants to sit, let him. I am going. 1430 01:14:35,204 --> 01:14:39,201 You crazy, at least listen. Hey... - Gopal! - Hey, Gopal! Listen! 1431 01:14:39,242 --> 01:14:41,107 What's this listen, listen? You wanted to get him married. 1432 01:14:41,211 --> 01:14:43,426 Here he goes! - Now he won't even sit at the shop. 1433 01:14:43,985 --> 01:14:45,395 All of them are nutty here. 1434 01:14:46,101 --> 01:14:47,893 They are just thinking about themselves. 1435 01:14:48,393 --> 01:14:50,060 Nobody is thinking about me. 1436 01:14:51,245 --> 01:14:52,949 I blew up. What else. 1437 01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:55,720 I did not even see the photo. 1438 01:14:57,699 --> 01:15:00,143 Hey, you are the only Miss World for me. 1439 01:15:00,825 --> 01:15:02,144 Yeah, I am aware. 1440 01:15:02,565 --> 01:15:03,739 Okay, listen. 1441 01:15:04,187 --> 01:15:05,278 Give me a... Dear. 1442 01:15:06,159 --> 01:15:08,028 Please give me one, I'll get nice sleep. 1443 01:15:08,084 --> 01:15:09,170 Just one. One, please. 1444 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:11,419 Oh, wow! 1445 01:15:11,659 --> 01:15:13,648 Give me one more. Just one. Please, please. 1446 01:15:13,721 --> 01:15:14,729 One more. One. 1447 01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:15,980 Hey, you will be doomed! 1448 01:15:16,062 --> 01:15:17,902 You'll have eunuch's curse upon you! 1449 01:15:17,989 --> 01:15:20,364 Let worms eat you! Everything of yours will turn to ashes! 1450 01:15:20,405 --> 01:15:22,994 You may remain jobless, do nothing! - Get lost! 1451 01:15:23,035 --> 01:15:24,713 You may be ruined! 1452 01:15:24,871 --> 01:15:27,500 May Lord dump troubles upon you! 1453 01:15:27,651 --> 01:15:29,476 May you be buried in earth alive! 1454 01:15:29,556 --> 01:15:30,685 Go you rascal! 1455 01:15:30,765 --> 01:15:32,435 Are you joking? - You always be in agony! 1456 01:15:32,515 --> 01:15:34,616 Shop isn't opened and you're here! Even dogs won't pee at your shop. 1457 01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:35,976 I might hit you guys! I'm warning you! 1458 01:15:36,064 --> 01:15:38,092 No one may even pee at your place! - Don't come here again! 1459 01:15:38,133 --> 01:15:40,429 Hey, hey, hey! Be careful, brother. 1460 01:15:41,123 --> 01:15:43,388 Why to invite curses in your new venture? 1461 01:15:43,716 --> 01:15:44,755 Yeah? 1462 01:15:45,442 --> 01:15:46,494 Oh, wow! 1463 01:15:46,803 --> 01:15:47,922 So the shop is open? 1464 01:15:48,236 --> 01:15:49,288 (Chuckles) 1465 01:15:50,062 --> 01:15:52,261 Gopal's sho... 1466 01:15:52,973 --> 01:15:54,754 At least you should have completed the sign board? 1467 01:15:55,697 --> 01:15:57,226 Where is Mr. Gopal? 1468 01:15:57,518 --> 01:15:58,805 He is there. He has gone out. 1469 01:15:59,052 --> 01:16:00,939 And where is it written, the one who's borrowed... 1470 01:16:01,019 --> 01:16:02,897 ...should sit at the shop 24 hours? - No, it's... 1471 01:16:02,938 --> 01:16:04,938 No, I mean he can go to relieve himself, can't he? 1472 01:16:05,184 --> 01:16:06,586 He can fall sick too. 1473 01:16:06,768 --> 01:16:07,927 Is he sick? 1474 01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,696 No, no. We all are sick and tired now. 1475 01:16:10,023 --> 01:16:11,388 Despite that we've taken the day off.. 1476 01:16:11,429 --> 01:16:13,724 ..and waiting at the shop for you. Come, see. 1477 01:16:13,890 --> 01:16:16,331 Now see it for yourself with your own yes. Come this way. 1478 01:16:16,411 --> 01:16:18,060 Yeah, show me. - Look here, this. 1479 01:16:18,424 --> 01:16:19,398 Coconut oil. 1480 01:16:19,765 --> 01:16:21,602 Toothpaste. Maggie. 1481 01:16:21,929 --> 01:16:22,828 Here, see. 1482 01:16:22,893 --> 01:16:24,654 Pulses. Chili. 1483 01:16:24,765 --> 01:16:27,019 Let that be, sir. Here, Vegetable Ghee. 1484 01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:28,937 Smell. Smell it. 1485 01:16:29,477 --> 01:16:32,264 Is it kept for smelling or are you going to sell it too? 1486 01:16:37,514 --> 01:16:39,861 It's been a week since you opened the shop... 1487 01:16:40,458 --> 01:16:41,974 ...but nothing is sold yet? 1488 01:16:42,301 --> 01:16:43,898 I got it, man! I got it! 1489 01:16:44,449 --> 01:16:45,930 Mine is done too, man! 1490 01:16:46,025 --> 01:16:47,236 Cost effectiveness. 1491 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:49,512 Here, Puttan. Have sweets on this occasion. 1492 01:16:49,647 --> 01:16:50,577 Hey, what happened? 1493 01:16:50,618 --> 01:16:53,178 What was there to happen. My loan is sanctioned too, man. 1494 01:16:55,387 --> 01:16:57,317 So you too have obtained a loan? 1495 01:16:57,358 --> 01:16:59,275 Yeah, of course. And it was his idea. 1496 01:16:59,402 --> 01:17:01,614 What's there to it. You too have some sweets. 1497 01:17:02,059 --> 01:17:03,320 Okay, Puttan. 1498 01:17:03,554 --> 01:17:04,954 Yes, Mr. Satpal! 1499 01:17:08,342 --> 01:17:10,432 (Grunting) 1500 01:17:10,582 --> 01:17:13,061 Dad! - Yeah. - That rascal Inspector is here. 1501 01:17:13,102 --> 01:17:14,519 Says, you aren't selling anything. 1502 01:17:14,770 --> 01:17:16,333 You pose as a customer and go... 1503 01:17:16,743 --> 01:17:18,572 ...and bring two packs of tea leaves. 1504 01:17:19,962 --> 01:17:21,187 Tea leaves, remember. 1505 01:17:21,904 --> 01:17:24,308 So this guy too will open a smell- only.. 1506 01:17:24,364 --> 01:17:25,572 ..shop or the selling type. 1507 01:17:26,197 --> 01:17:27,445 Hey. Puttan! 1508 01:17:28,496 --> 01:17:30,119 Live long son. - You go ahead. 1509 01:17:32,156 --> 01:17:34,603 Puttan, give me a packet of jaggary. 1510 01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:44,121 Yeah. No... Give me one more. 1511 01:17:44,264 --> 01:17:45,935 Just one more. - One more? 1512 01:17:50,742 --> 01:17:52,447 No, write it in my account. 1513 01:17:52,534 --> 01:17:54,329 Why to open an account with son, uncle? 1514 01:17:54,473 --> 01:17:55,560 What? 1515 01:17:56,625 --> 01:17:59,599 Hello, uncle. Good that you met today. 1516 01:18:00,142 --> 01:18:03,152 Uncle, please recommend about me to your son. 1517 01:18:03,216 --> 01:18:04,300 What? - Can you ask him... 1518 01:18:04,428 --> 01:18:07,060 ...to let my stud bull get a job in his office. 1519 01:18:07,395 --> 01:18:08,347 Stud Bull? 1520 01:18:08,396 --> 01:18:09,572 Was dad here? 1521 01:18:10,181 --> 01:18:11,946 Dad, come. Lunch is ready. 1522 01:18:12,057 --> 01:18:12,968 After meals.. 1523 01:18:13,048 --> 01:18:15,476 ..uncle is in the habit of having dessert, isn't it? 1524 01:18:15,556 --> 01:18:17,268 Yes. Yes. - He was buying that. 1525 01:18:18,099 --> 01:18:19,435 You're doing this. 1526 01:18:19,597 --> 01:18:23,010 Actually our dad is very particular about his principles. 1527 01:18:23,634 --> 01:18:25,893 And it's like.. traditionally you aren't supposed.. 1528 01:18:25,934 --> 01:18:26,757 ..to eat from daughter's house. 1529 01:18:26,798 --> 01:18:29,951 Similarly, in our place nothing is eaten from the son's house. 1530 01:18:30,584 --> 01:18:33,289 That's why dad pays for everything. 1531 01:18:33,337 --> 01:18:36,239 I would say, the world has changed. Now let it be. 1532 01:18:36,307 --> 01:18:37,951 Let the world go to hell. 1533 01:18:38,036 --> 01:18:39,744 It's just one's principles, that's all. 1534 01:18:39,993 --> 01:18:41,085 Oh, yeah. 1535 01:18:41,310 --> 01:18:44,155 Uncle, please recommend me. - Hey, forget uncle! 1536 01:18:44,538 --> 01:18:45,996 You... Just have sweets and go. 1537 01:18:46,131 --> 01:18:47,304 Go.. Your work will be done tomorrow. 1538 01:18:47,345 --> 01:18:49,929 Go, get going. - Wow! Thank you, uncle. 1539 01:18:51,241 --> 01:18:53,804 So uncle, First time I have come to your shop... 1540 01:18:53,869 --> 01:18:55,539 Yes, yes. - ... So I'll buy something. 1541 01:18:55,635 --> 01:18:56,680 Yes, of course. 1542 01:18:56,721 --> 01:18:58,682 Come on, go ahead buy whatever you want. 1543 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:01,135 Here, take it. - Please give me, sir. 1544 01:19:01,553 --> 01:19:04,111 Give me half kilo sugar. - Of course, sugar. 1545 01:19:16,045 --> 01:19:17,184 What happened? 1546 01:19:18,062 --> 01:19:19,323 Don't you have any weighing scale? 1547 01:19:20,991 --> 01:19:23,178 Without proper weighing you're selling goods? 1548 01:19:26,533 --> 01:19:27,539 Yeah? 1549 01:19:28,912 --> 01:19:30,821 (Chuckles) 1550 01:19:31,006 --> 01:19:34,268 You created such a huge drama and forgot such a minor thing? 1551 01:19:35,914 --> 01:19:37,650 Entire family is involved. 1552 01:19:38,410 --> 01:19:41,160 Means... It's a family business of black marketing. 1553 01:19:42,356 --> 01:19:44,069 You've really thought it well, Puttan. 1554 01:19:45,062 --> 01:19:47,735 Obtain loan without interest and stock up the ration... 1555 01:19:48,364 --> 01:19:50,276 ...and when prices rise in a year or two... 1556 01:19:50,356 --> 01:19:51,727 ...sell it at a profit. 1557 01:19:52,367 --> 01:19:53,533 Wonderful, man! 1558 01:19:55,171 --> 01:19:58,537 Get Government money and fill your pockets with it? - No, no, no. 1559 01:19:58,578 --> 01:20:00,703 It's not like that. - No, I won't let it happen either. 1560 01:20:02,268 --> 01:20:04,370 At first, you obtained loan on a wrong pretext... 1561 01:20:04,772 --> 01:20:06,369 ...and on top of that black marketing? 1562 01:20:06,995 --> 01:20:09,327 You will serve long term, Mr. Puttan. 1563 01:20:10,758 --> 01:20:12,633 You are the guarantor for the loan, aren't you? 1564 01:20:14,196 --> 01:20:16,264 He's saying at least there will be minimum two cases. 1565 01:20:16,597 --> 01:20:17,872 No, man. No. 1566 01:20:18,015 --> 01:20:20,135 Let's forget the Sastaee (low cost) Plan.. 1567 01:20:20,922 --> 01:20:22,340 Now I'm going to open a shop for real. 1568 01:20:22,420 --> 01:20:23,828 You also think what you want to do? 1569 01:20:23,963 --> 01:20:26,476 You did not take this loan to open the shop. 1570 01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:28,789 It's a tool to fight inflation... 1571 01:20:29,069 --> 01:20:30,634 ...which you've given us. 1572 01:20:31,199 --> 01:20:33,543 Don't know whether we'll get that 400 thousand or not... 1573 01:20:33,786 --> 01:20:35,491 ...but with this hundred thousand at.. 1574 01:20:35,532 --> 01:20:37,077 ..least 3 years will go peacefully. 1575 01:20:37,158 --> 01:20:39,577 And punishment for this is also minimum three years. 1576 01:20:39,728 --> 01:20:41,019 Don't you worry. 1577 01:20:43,017 --> 01:20:45,388 Seems like this tool has to be given to everyone. 1578 01:20:48,983 --> 01:20:52,111 Neither we'll go to prison, nor we will eat expensive. 1579 01:20:53,739 --> 01:20:54,828 Yes. 1580 01:21:35,994 --> 01:21:37,266 Hurry up. 1581 01:21:37,346 --> 01:21:39,356 I have to leave. Hurry up. 1582 01:21:42,227 --> 01:21:43,676 Hey, mister! What are you doing? 1583 01:21:43,772 --> 01:21:46,462 I've left my door open and came. 1584 01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:48,727 Were you talking about this shop? 1585 01:21:48,989 --> 01:21:49,968 Yes. 1586 01:21:50,941 --> 01:21:52,854 But it's a carnival here, Mr. Singh? 1587 01:21:58,277 --> 01:21:59,965 Get in a queue. What are you doing? 1588 01:22:03,999 --> 01:22:04,629 Brother please give jaggery? 1589 01:22:04,709 --> 01:22:06,140 Hey, man... - At least wait! 1590 01:22:07,478 --> 01:22:10,335 Jaggary. - Red Chilies, Black Pepper and Kashmiri Chili. 1591 01:22:10,423 --> 01:22:13,052 First give me tea leaves, I've put water to boil. 1592 01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:14,226 Yes. 1593 01:22:14,784 --> 01:22:16,060 Here's your tea leaves. 1594 01:22:16,147 --> 01:22:17,483 Give half kilo of jaggery. 1595 01:22:20,589 --> 01:22:23,519 Hey, what are you up to? Be in line. In line. 1596 01:22:23,979 --> 01:22:25,186 Make it quick, man! 1597 01:22:25,306 --> 01:22:26,518 64 rupees. 1598 01:22:27,097 --> 01:22:29,476 Hey, make it quick! - Hurry. Hurry! 1599 01:22:38,688 --> 01:22:41,760 (Phone ringing) 1600 01:22:42,268 --> 01:22:44,268 He is watching through the binoculars from terrace. 1601 01:22:44,428 --> 01:22:45,887 You go in the shop. Hurry. 1602 01:22:47,914 --> 01:22:50,179 Hey, all of you begin. - Lala is watching through the binoculars. 1603 01:22:50,231 --> 01:22:52,773 Come on, move. Come move. - Hey, uncle! He, Dhanpal be quick... 1604 01:22:52,841 --> 01:22:55,216 Man, give the jaggary? - Give me half kilos of it. 1605 01:22:55,527 --> 01:22:56,893 Hey, man. Wait. 1606 01:23:08,295 --> 01:23:11,567 (Phone ringing) 1607 01:23:11,969 --> 01:23:13,242 Where? - In the drum opposite. 1608 01:23:13,283 --> 01:23:14,429 He found this place only! 1609 01:23:14,548 --> 01:23:15,602 And listen... 1610 01:23:15,643 --> 01:23:16,539 ..soak him properly. 1611 01:23:16,634 --> 01:23:17,946 Consider it's done. 1612 01:23:28,796 --> 01:23:33,086 (Gargling) 1613 01:23:33,243 --> 01:23:35,120 What happened, Mr. Singh? 1614 01:23:35,192 --> 01:23:36,554 This the second bottle. 1615 01:23:36,626 --> 01:23:38,144 Has something gone in your eyes? 1616 01:23:38,264 --> 01:23:40,184 Rascals are dumping dirt in the eyes! 1617 01:23:40,771 --> 01:23:41,539 (Chuckles) 1618 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,003 Found something? 1619 01:23:44,052 --> 01:23:46,193 All of them working together Playing shop game. 1620 01:23:46,234 --> 01:23:47,123 Really? 1621 01:23:47,358 --> 01:23:50,310 One fellow is only buying tooth paste since last 3 days, damn! 1622 01:23:50,421 --> 01:23:52,622 (Chuckles) Really? - Yeah. 1623 01:23:54,882 --> 01:23:56,759 I don't get it, Lala? 1624 01:23:57,851 --> 01:24:00,194 Why all of them are backing Puttan Pal? 1625 01:24:01,028 --> 01:24:03,407 They are all the same, Mr. Singh. 1626 01:24:03,504 --> 01:24:05,090 What? - That Vedpal... 1627 01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:08,906 ...they all picket with him against black money. 1628 01:24:10,252 --> 01:24:11,682 Vedpal? - Yeah. 1629 01:24:13,303 --> 01:24:15,262 Oh yeah... 1630 01:24:15,519 --> 01:24:18,208 I have also had sweets for his loan. 1631 01:24:19,886 --> 01:24:21,372 You are right, Lala. 1632 01:24:22,342 --> 01:24:23,926 They all are in one group. 1633 01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:26,466 Where does this Vedpal guy stays? 1634 01:24:26,530 --> 01:24:28,586 Further, the lane which is going towards the right... 1635 01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:30,405 It's the third house to the left in this lane on the right. 1636 01:24:46,124 --> 01:24:47,526 That Inspector is clever.. 1637 01:24:47,606 --> 01:24:49,169 ..was spying on us through a binocular. 1638 01:24:50,579 --> 01:24:53,209 Yes, but Mr. Vedpal caught the dude twice. 1639 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:57,209 And Puttan's idea is great, wow! 1640 01:24:57,289 --> 01:25:00,084 Hey, there is no comparison.. 1641 01:25:00,578 --> 01:25:03,084 No tensions 3 years. I should also do it.. 1642 01:25:03,164 --> 01:25:05,250 Come in quick. Close the door. 1643 01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:12,667 It's 85 bucks. 1644 01:25:13,196 --> 01:25:14,658 All right. 1645 01:25:17,333 --> 01:25:19,584 For Maggie its... - It's over. Now go. 1646 01:25:29,955 --> 01:25:33,585 (Door knocking) 1647 01:25:33,674 --> 01:25:37,451 Hold on, I am coming. Don't break the door. - (Door knocking) 1648 01:25:40,097 --> 01:25:41,260 Doorbell is not working? 1649 01:25:41,528 --> 01:25:43,055 No Electricity. Who're you? 1650 01:25:47,097 --> 01:25:48,237 Is Gopal there? 1651 01:25:48,486 --> 01:25:49,609 Gopal? 1652 01:25:50,433 --> 01:25:51,635 He is at the shop. 1653 01:25:52,227 --> 01:25:53,612 I can't go there. 1654 01:25:53,653 --> 01:25:55,538 Will you please call Gopal here? 1655 01:25:57,994 --> 01:25:59,079 Gopal! 1656 01:25:59,366 --> 01:26:00,868 Yes. - Come here. 1657 01:26:01,121 --> 01:26:02,168 Coming. 1658 01:26:03,402 --> 01:26:05,374 Aren't you Ration Pal's daughter? 1659 01:26:05,455 --> 01:26:06,709 Yes, Rampal's. 1660 01:26:07,884 --> 01:26:10,568 Yeah, I mean ration shop's Rampal. 1661 01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:12,209 Hey, where's my undershirt? 1662 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:14,126 It's there on bed. 1663 01:26:15,567 --> 01:26:16,620 You're here? 1664 01:26:18,829 --> 01:26:20,362 My parents know everything now. 1665 01:26:20,418 --> 01:26:22,089 They are marrying me off somewhere else. 1666 01:26:22,319 --> 01:26:24,061 You know, I had been locked up since yesterday. 1667 01:26:24,143 --> 01:26:26,098 I escaped and came to you. 1668 01:26:26,749 --> 01:26:28,378 That's why she's breathing so hard. 1669 01:26:28,588 --> 01:26:30,040 Hold on. I'll bring water. 1670 01:26:30,267 --> 01:26:32,259 I have left the house. Look at this. 1671 01:26:32,799 --> 01:26:34,639 What's this? - My age certificate. 1672 01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:36,159 I am 18. 1673 01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:38,591 We can get married at the Police Station. 1674 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:40,685 These days TV Channel guys also come there. 1675 01:26:40,869 --> 01:26:42,667 We shouldn't be scared. 1676 01:26:42,878 --> 01:26:44,899 Is this a marriage or a Reality Show? 1677 01:26:45,411 --> 01:26:46,802 Bhabhi (sis-in-law), so soon? 1678 01:26:46,914 --> 01:26:47,975 I praise Lord. 1679 01:26:48,016 --> 01:26:50,227 Hey, come on... Should I go in towel? 1680 01:26:50,268 --> 01:26:52,855 Look, she's here to get married. Get ready fast. 1681 01:26:52,964 --> 01:26:54,131 With whom? - Uncle. 1682 01:26:54,378 --> 01:26:55,837 (Stammers) Brother... 1683 01:26:56,087 --> 01:26:57,854 I am Rampal's daughter. 1684 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,494 (Door knocking) - Papa! - Hey, Puttan! 1685 01:27:00,536 --> 01:27:01,842 Please don't tell him I am here. 1686 01:27:01,883 --> 01:27:04,168 (Door knocking) - Yeah, I am opening. 1687 01:27:04,447 --> 01:27:05,284 Yes? 1688 01:27:05,718 --> 01:27:06,751 Suman came here? 1689 01:27:06,890 --> 01:27:09,153 I am 18 years of age. Nobody can force. 1690 01:27:09,473 --> 01:27:11,102 Look, Suman. Come back home. 1691 01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:13,849 No. - You've no shame? 1692 01:27:14,420 --> 01:27:16,526 You've insulted us before everyone? 1693 01:27:16,744 --> 01:27:20,074 By the way, as per the law they can marry on their own. 1694 01:27:20,162 --> 01:27:21,146 Oh, oh! 1695 01:27:21,394 --> 01:27:24,110 A fictitious loan.. a fictitious shop... 1696 01:27:24,229 --> 01:27:25,389 Don't teach us law. 1697 01:27:25,451 --> 01:27:28,147 Get lost. Teaching me law! - Bhabhi! - It's wrong! - You shut up! 1698 01:27:28,188 --> 01:27:29,929 Hey, Puttan! You too are doing wrong. 1699 01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:31,537 As if you were being right? 1700 01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:33,772 Selling 45 bucks worth flour at 48. 1701 01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:36,366 So for 3 Bucks, you will take revenge from my daughter? 1702 01:27:36,407 --> 01:27:39,327 Because of 3 Rupees my life is ruined. 1703 01:27:39,418 --> 01:27:40,463 Three rupees! 1704 01:27:42,864 --> 01:27:45,709 Uncle, I was getting many wedding proposals.. 1705 01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:47,892 Yeah? - And I was offered huge dowry too. 1706 01:27:48,253 --> 01:27:49,612 But I have refused. 1707 01:27:49,728 --> 01:27:50,948 I don't want dowry... 1708 01:27:51,432 --> 01:27:52,569 ...I need Suman. 1709 01:27:52,658 --> 01:27:54,636 Want Suman? - How will you feed her? 1710 01:27:54,707 --> 01:27:57,403 Don't worry about food, That can be taken care of. 1711 01:27:57,539 --> 01:28:00,709 Man, who has left the door open? 1712 01:28:00,903 --> 01:28:02,863 (Sighing) 1713 01:28:03,240 --> 01:28:05,377 Rampal, you! - Hello. 1714 01:28:05,887 --> 01:28:07,639 Who's this girl? - I'm Suman. 1715 01:28:07,777 --> 01:28:10,664 Hey, Puttan Pal. Want to resolve the matter or what? 1716 01:28:10,768 --> 01:28:11,979 And don't ever think.. 1717 01:28:12,122 --> 01:28:14,194 ..we are from girl's side so we'd be pressurized. 1718 01:28:14,235 --> 01:28:17,119 Yes. - Hey, whats this girl's side matter? 1719 01:28:17,289 --> 01:28:19,500 Dad, we want to marry. 1720 01:28:19,902 --> 01:28:21,361 And here is my age certificate. 1721 01:28:21,432 --> 01:28:24,241 I'm already 18 years old. - Hey, you keep quiet! - Okay, all right. 1722 01:28:24,430 --> 01:28:25,737 Enough of drama, uncle. 1723 01:28:25,909 --> 01:28:28,402 You ask Gopal to send our daughter home, quietly. 1724 01:28:29,605 --> 01:28:32,324 Has he held your daughter by force? 1725 01:28:32,403 --> 01:28:34,239 Dad, not held... 1726 01:28:34,350 --> 01:28:36,063 ...but has misled my daughter. 1727 01:28:36,167 --> 01:28:37,046 What? 1728 01:28:37,591 --> 01:28:40,536 Ma'am, the girl is 18 years old? 1729 01:28:41,401 --> 01:28:45,152 If 18 years old can choose Govt. Why not a husband? 1730 01:28:45,221 --> 01:28:47,069 Police is here. - It belongs to him. Put it on. Put this on. 1731 01:28:47,110 --> 01:28:49,281 Arrest all of them. All are involved in this. 1732 01:28:49,455 --> 01:28:51,089 Who's he? Where's the police? 1733 01:28:51,130 --> 01:28:52,589 Black pants guy. - At the shop. 1734 01:28:52,856 --> 01:28:53,928 All are involved. 1735 01:28:54,071 --> 01:28:55,097 Bring him too. 1736 01:28:55,138 --> 01:28:56,701 Make all of them stand here. 1737 01:28:56,956 --> 01:28:59,168 Get hold of him too. - Now where to make who stand... 1738 01:28:59,372 --> 01:29:01,472 Hey, what happened? - Everyone will go to jail. 1739 01:29:01,513 --> 01:29:03,192 Why would we go to jail? 1740 01:29:03,918 --> 01:29:04,973 What have we done? 1741 01:29:05,014 --> 01:29:06,456 Mr. Vedpal... - A minute, Puttan. 1742 01:29:06,733 --> 01:29:08,539 At least listen. Tell me what is it? 1743 01:29:08,580 --> 01:29:09,728 Will someone tell me what's going on? 1744 01:29:09,807 --> 01:29:11,585 Locking it up. It's a fictitious shop. 1745 01:29:11,709 --> 01:29:13,628 Fictitious shop? Who says so? 1746 01:29:13,669 --> 01:29:14,714 I am saying. 1747 01:29:15,286 --> 01:29:17,492 Me. Your mind spins so fast, isn't it? 1748 01:29:17,873 --> 01:29:19,609 You will go to jail with the same speed. 1749 01:29:19,930 --> 01:29:22,126 Why we will go to jail? Our shop is running. 1750 01:29:22,209 --> 01:29:23,126 Oh? 1751 01:29:23,257 --> 01:29:24,802 And where does it travel to? 1752 01:29:25,206 --> 01:29:26,459 To Vedpal's house? 1753 01:29:27,350 --> 01:29:29,434 Isn't he the one who says, 'Get back the black money'? 1754 01:29:29,475 --> 01:29:30,670 Bring back black money. 1755 01:29:30,711 --> 01:29:32,714 All your black money comes back to his house? 1756 01:29:32,801 --> 01:29:35,013 By hoarding you're misusing Government funds. 1757 01:29:35,319 --> 01:29:38,285 Isn't it? - And you! You all are supporting him? 1758 01:29:38,413 --> 01:29:40,046 What happened, Mr. Singh? 1759 01:29:40,218 --> 01:29:41,607 They have been playing games for a while now.. 1760 01:29:41,648 --> 01:29:45,005 Finally they are caught today. - You are after our life, sir! 1761 01:29:45,722 --> 01:29:48,651 Customers are at the shop, and you are saying we're playing games? 1762 01:29:48,692 --> 01:29:50,109 Where are customers? Who is there? 1763 01:29:50,776 --> 01:29:54,146 Where? Oh yes, so you are a customer? What have you bought? 1764 01:29:54,273 --> 01:29:56,602 What have you bought? - Gram flour. - Yes, where is his sugar? 1765 01:29:56,674 --> 01:29:57,441 What have you brought? 1766 01:29:57,482 --> 01:29:59,590 I had come to buy, sir. - Look, what he came to buy. 1767 01:29:59,716 --> 01:30:01,817 So many customers are here, and nobody bought anything. 1768 01:30:02,145 --> 01:30:03,776 What were you doing? Yeah? 1769 01:30:04,328 --> 01:30:05,829 Waiting for me? 1770 01:30:06,239 --> 01:30:07,995 Sir! What proof do you have? 1771 01:30:08,604 --> 01:30:09,564 Proof? 1772 01:30:10,182 --> 01:30:12,253 Show me the invoice for the goods you bought for the shop. 1773 01:30:12,867 --> 01:30:13,998 Invoice? 1774 01:30:14,039 --> 01:30:15,526 Yeah, we will check it right now... 1775 01:30:15,567 --> 01:30:17,090 ...what is sold against the list. 1776 01:30:17,982 --> 01:30:19,003 Hmm. 1777 01:30:19,372 --> 01:30:20,834 Sir, sir. Sir. 1778 01:30:23,011 --> 01:30:24,347 Better get aside. 1779 01:30:25,239 --> 01:30:27,110 Your shop is raided. 1780 01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:31,385 If you obstruct official business, you will repent later. 1781 01:30:32,197 --> 01:30:33,250 Move. 1782 01:30:42,476 --> 01:30:45,097 Ahh, here are the lists. 1783 01:30:45,202 --> 01:30:46,619 That's what I was looking for. 1784 01:30:47,621 --> 01:30:50,688 Brijpal, 1 kilo sugar, 40 bucks. 1785 01:30:50,961 --> 01:30:52,023 (Chuckles) 1786 01:30:52,103 --> 01:30:56,209 Tejpal. 1 Colgate, 1 Coconut oil, 50 bucks. 1787 01:30:56,543 --> 01:30:59,753 Uday Pal, 4 soaps... 36 bucks. (Chuckles) 1788 01:30:59,908 --> 01:31:01,161 This is the list, yeah? 1789 01:31:01,419 --> 01:31:02,317 Isn't it, Puttan? 1790 01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:04,706 That's what goes to Vedpal's house in the evening? 1791 01:31:05,884 --> 01:31:07,214 And you get the money back. 1792 01:31:07,255 --> 01:31:09,339 Hey, stop! Stop, stop. - (Tire screeching) 1793 01:31:09,386 --> 01:31:10,745 This is our place. Stop here. 1794 01:31:11,469 --> 01:31:14,480 Stop the engine and wait here. I'll be back. Hey?! 1795 01:31:15,459 --> 01:31:16,445 What's this? 1796 01:31:16,517 --> 01:31:18,270 Why's such a crowd? 1797 01:31:21,233 --> 01:31:22,306 Hey! 1798 01:31:22,347 --> 01:31:23,931 Hey, great you met me outside. 1799 01:31:24,707 --> 01:31:26,576 What is it? Have you caught thieves? 1800 01:31:27,165 --> 01:31:29,802 They must have come to steal from the shop. 1801 01:31:29,843 --> 01:31:31,805 Hey, how come you are here? 1802 01:31:31,956 --> 01:31:36,042 Actually, you and Bhabhi had cemented the deal. 1803 01:31:36,452 --> 01:31:38,001 Mr. Puttan was somewhat hesitant... 1804 01:31:38,042 --> 01:31:40,308 ...so I thought to make him happy. - Mr. Puttan. 1805 01:31:40,395 --> 01:31:41,719 Just for you. 1806 01:31:41,799 --> 01:31:42,802 Who is he? 1807 01:31:43,011 --> 01:31:44,663 No, I was here to meet Bhabhi. 1808 01:31:44,704 --> 01:31:45,792 Hello, sis. 1809 01:31:45,910 --> 01:31:48,176 You better bash up these thieves. 1810 01:31:48,272 --> 01:31:50,109 Hey, what's all this? 1811 01:31:50,606 --> 01:31:53,085 This? I thought I should bring these in advance. 1812 01:31:53,164 --> 01:31:55,500 As they might become expensive. - It's only a matter of few months. 1813 01:31:55,565 --> 01:31:56,570 Just a minute. 1814 01:31:58,177 --> 01:31:59,385 Where is it? 1815 01:31:59,489 --> 01:32:01,396 Here. Take it. 1816 01:32:01,467 --> 01:32:02,450 Please take it. 1817 01:32:02,491 --> 01:32:03,839 Check if everything is there. 1818 01:32:03,889 --> 01:32:05,040 Take it. Keep. 1819 01:32:05,687 --> 01:32:08,002 All these goods are for Puttan? 1820 01:32:08,211 --> 01:32:10,300 What? Yes, yes. Why? 1821 01:32:10,619 --> 01:32:11,779 I'll let you know. 1822 01:32:12,230 --> 01:32:15,457 Take him too. - Hey, sir? Hey, why? - Check his truck. 1823 01:32:15,592 --> 01:32:18,148 Hey, why are you holding him? What has he done? - Yeah..? And.. 1824 01:32:18,381 --> 01:32:20,616 So entire stuff is being accumulated here? 1825 01:32:20,744 --> 01:32:21,719 Right? 1826 01:32:22,740 --> 01:32:24,504 Yes. Where are you from? 1827 01:32:24,570 --> 01:32:26,186 Bbbb... From Bharot. 1828 01:32:26,289 --> 01:32:29,416 You came at the right time, sonny. At very right time. 1829 01:32:29,534 --> 01:32:30,711 Sir! - Yes? 1830 01:32:30,975 --> 01:32:32,500 It seems to be a very big gang. 1831 01:32:32,597 --> 01:32:34,071 Yeah. Who is your boss? 1832 01:32:34,174 --> 01:32:37,677 Sir, he is going to be my relative. Just a minute. 1833 01:32:38,081 --> 01:32:40,154 Now you are Government's Son-in-law. 1834 01:32:47,332 --> 01:32:48,382 Oh! 1835 01:32:49,214 --> 01:32:50,393 So may diapers? 1836 01:32:50,473 --> 01:32:52,669 Entire family still wets the bed or what? 1837 01:32:52,773 --> 01:32:53,640 (Chuckles) 1838 01:32:53,681 --> 01:32:54,670 Yeah? 1839 01:32:55,416 --> 01:32:56,608 What's all this? 1840 01:32:56,986 --> 01:32:59,829 Sir, I brought what was in the list. 1841 01:33:00,112 --> 01:33:01,284 Who gave the list? 1842 01:33:02,395 --> 01:33:03,459 Bhabhi did. 1843 01:33:04,271 --> 01:33:05,664 Hey, but... 1844 01:33:05,744 --> 01:33:07,584 Noori. Just a minute. - But that was.. - Sir! 1845 01:33:08,756 --> 01:33:11,312 Gopal's alliance is being worked out with his family. 1846 01:33:11,494 --> 01:33:12,845 Now it's mere talks. 1847 01:33:12,942 --> 01:33:14,741 Don't know why has he brought all this? - Hey... 1848 01:33:14,852 --> 01:33:15,677 Why? 1849 01:33:16,602 --> 01:33:19,130 This man has given a list to Ms. Noori, and said... 1850 01:33:19,171 --> 01:33:20,630 ...that check every item. 1851 01:33:21,107 --> 01:33:22,788 Are you noticing, Mr. Singh? - Yeah. 1852 01:33:22,939 --> 01:33:25,001 We too would have been cheated along. - Yeah? 1853 01:33:25,062 --> 01:33:27,837 We were only here to make alliance with Gopal. 1854 01:33:28,117 --> 01:33:29,079 In this family? 1855 01:33:29,136 --> 01:33:30,562 Yeah, what to do? 1856 01:33:30,888 --> 01:33:32,912 It was the desire of kids so I came. 1857 01:33:33,098 --> 01:33:35,131 How would we know that hoarding is going on here. 1858 01:33:35,346 --> 01:33:36,677 This man is lying. 1859 01:33:37,122 --> 01:33:38,610 Where else is Gopal's alliance being negotiated? 1860 01:33:38,651 --> 01:33:40,428 Lying... This man is lying. - We are lying? 1861 01:33:40,539 --> 01:33:41,544 Just hold on. 1862 01:33:42,242 --> 01:33:43,312 Gopal! 1863 01:33:43,538 --> 01:33:45,427 Do you want to marry Suman? 1864 01:33:46,539 --> 01:33:48,381 Yes. - See he opened his mouth. 1865 01:33:48,523 --> 01:33:49,577 Shut up! 1866 01:33:50,070 --> 01:33:53,570 Why don't you say that all this is for dowry? 1867 01:33:53,838 --> 01:33:56,376 Why don't you say it? - Gopal's marriage... 1868 01:33:56,417 --> 01:33:58,315 Sir, all of them are great liars. 1869 01:33:58,365 --> 01:33:59,560 They won't come around easily. 1870 01:34:00,055 --> 01:34:02,404 When they get a few lashes on their behinds... 1871 01:34:02,515 --> 01:34:03,935 ...they'll speak the truth. 1872 01:34:04,124 --> 01:34:05,976 Hey, get them in the van. Come on. - Sir! 1873 01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:07,548 Come on, make them sit in the van. Come on. 1874 01:34:07,596 --> 01:34:08,766 Move! Move! 1875 01:34:08,807 --> 01:34:10,798 Hey, what are you doing? - Where're you taking my sons? 1876 01:34:10,848 --> 01:34:13,728 What are you doing? What is it? 1877 01:34:13,769 --> 01:34:16,039 Sir, what drama are you creating here! 1878 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:18,211 Kindly forgive my children, sir. 1879 01:34:18,275 --> 01:34:19,862 Forgive them. Please let them off. 1880 01:34:19,997 --> 01:34:21,706 They have made a mistake. 1881 01:34:21,754 --> 01:34:23,677 I... I will shut the shop. 1882 01:34:23,765 --> 01:34:25,671 I... I will also repay the loan, sir. 1883 01:34:25,727 --> 01:34:26,928 Please let my children off, sir. 1884 01:34:27,056 --> 01:34:28,878 Please let them go, sir. - Dad what are you doing! 1885 01:34:28,919 --> 01:34:30,294 Let go off me, man! 1886 01:34:30,374 --> 01:34:31,548 What are you doing? 1887 01:34:32,108 --> 01:34:33,828 Why do you beg at anyone's feet? 1888 01:34:34,154 --> 01:34:35,275 What crime have we committed? 1889 01:34:35,378 --> 01:34:37,045 Yes, what such crime have we committed... 1890 01:34:37,102 --> 01:34:39,048 ...that our family is being insulted so badly? 1891 01:34:39,116 --> 01:34:40,891 How many times have I told you, the shop is fictitious? 1892 01:34:40,932 --> 01:34:42,328 Yes, it is fictitious! 1893 01:34:42,785 --> 01:34:44,443 We won't sell anything to anybody! 1894 01:34:45,635 --> 01:34:47,829 But this shop is mine. 1895 01:34:48,688 --> 01:34:50,146 It's my brother's shop. 1896 01:34:50,607 --> 01:34:52,154 'Gopal's Shop.' 1897 01:34:52,386 --> 01:34:53,875 Which only sells the goods to me. 1898 01:34:53,916 --> 01:34:55,417 What problem does anyone have in it? 1899 01:34:58,205 --> 01:35:00,029 I just want a shop... 1900 01:35:00,070 --> 01:35:02,543 ...where prices do not increase overnight. 1901 01:35:02,722 --> 01:35:05,170 So I may able to feed my family. 1902 01:35:10,140 --> 01:35:11,292 Want to sell, right? 1903 01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:13,075 Here. 1904 01:35:15,334 --> 01:35:17,391 Here, I just bought jaggary. 1905 01:35:17,486 --> 01:35:19,709 Here is the money. Here is the weighing scale. 1906 01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:24,001 Now, are you going to decide to whom should it be sold? 1907 01:35:24,317 --> 01:35:25,434 Yeah? 1908 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:26,978 Sir... 1909 01:35:27,715 --> 01:35:30,060 We don't want to sell when prices rise. 1910 01:35:30,143 --> 01:35:32,912 Want to buy cheaper when prices rise. 1911 01:35:33,324 --> 01:35:36,365 What problem do you or your government have in this? 1912 01:35:37,684 --> 01:35:38,729 Come here. 1913 01:35:39,964 --> 01:35:41,982 Just keep standing.. Hold this. 1914 01:35:42,845 --> 01:35:44,226 Have given him a loan, right? 1915 01:35:44,969 --> 01:35:47,709 For the purpose of employment so that he can feed his family? 1916 01:35:47,931 --> 01:35:49,355 That's what he is doing. 1917 01:35:49,590 --> 01:35:52,677 If prices keep rising, How will he feed his family? 1918 01:35:53,176 --> 01:35:54,826 So what could be a better than a business.. 1919 01:35:54,867 --> 01:35:58,748 ...which can feed yourself at the same price for 3 years? 1920 01:36:00,075 --> 01:36:01,710 Your Government is also unable to do this. 1921 01:36:01,774 --> 01:36:04,834 Stocking more than your needs is called 'Hoarding'. 1922 01:36:05,277 --> 01:36:07,045 And when it comes out in newspapers... 1923 01:36:07,086 --> 01:36:09,441 ...that from mid- night Petrol prices are going to be hiked... 1924 01:36:09,529 --> 01:36:12,068 ...don't you go to Petrol Pump, to fill the tank? 1925 01:36:12,428 --> 01:36:13,904 Is that hoarding? No. 1926 01:36:15,076 --> 01:36:16,670 You don't sell that Petrol. 1927 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:19,927 Instead you save some money. 1928 01:36:20,132 --> 01:36:21,023 So that... 1929 01:36:21,079 --> 01:36:23,338 ...you can avoid curtailment in essential expenses. 1930 01:36:25,411 --> 01:36:26,459 That's it. 1931 01:36:26,892 --> 01:36:29,044 And the life is spent in this anxiety. 1932 01:36:30,790 --> 01:36:33,417 Fear of expenses have reduced our needs. 1933 01:36:35,647 --> 01:36:38,268 Due to inflation many things... 1934 01:36:38,371 --> 01:36:40,552 ...have been snatched from us, we did not even realize. 1935 01:36:43,144 --> 01:36:45,753 Not only goods become costly but along with them... 1936 01:36:45,812 --> 01:36:47,565 ...everything becomes expensive. 1937 01:36:47,644 --> 01:36:49,880 Relations too, love and affection too... 1938 01:36:49,977 --> 01:36:51,080 ...even laughter... 1939 01:36:52,401 --> 01:36:53,474 Dad here... 1940 01:36:54,949 --> 01:36:57,438 The day when his favourite food is cooked... 1941 01:36:57,629 --> 01:36:59,635 ...he remains pleased with me for two days. 1942 01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:02,542 Talks to me with affection. My dad. 1943 01:37:03,225 --> 01:37:04,262 (Crying) 1944 01:37:05,323 --> 01:37:06,292 Once. 1945 01:37:06,377 --> 01:37:09,268 Just once in a year mother's death anniversary comes... 1946 01:37:09,309 --> 01:37:12,151 ...even in that I think about saving money. 1947 01:37:13,887 --> 01:37:16,611 The irritation from inflation has ended everything. 1948 01:37:16,707 --> 01:37:18,768 Relations, friends, everything. 1949 01:37:19,862 --> 01:37:22,651 Can't dare to go out for fear of expenses. 1950 01:37:23,901 --> 01:37:27,321 I get afraid that, God, not a single guest should come home. 1951 01:37:34,197 --> 01:37:37,420 Couldn't even take my wife for a movie for last two years. 1952 01:37:40,248 --> 01:37:43,868 Bike sucks blood instead of petrol. Blood! 1953 01:37:49,295 --> 01:37:51,901 For many years I had a complaint against God... 1954 01:37:51,966 --> 01:37:53,678 ...that he did not bless me with a child. 1955 01:37:56,033 --> 01:37:58,228 But today I think, if there was a child... 1956 01:37:58,332 --> 01:38:01,597 .. then I do not know whether I would be able to feed him properly or not. 1957 01:38:03,366 --> 01:38:05,719 Dad, we have come to streets, dad! 1958 01:38:05,901 --> 01:38:12,880 (Wailing) 1959 01:38:13,925 --> 01:38:15,428 Damn you... 1960 01:38:16,304 --> 01:38:19,252 ...that's why you used to say, 'You eat my mutton'. 1961 01:38:21,535 --> 01:38:23,721 Hell with such mutton... 1962 01:38:23,819 --> 01:38:25,655 ...in which your blood is mixed. 1963 01:38:25,735 --> 01:38:27,239 In which your blood is mixed... 1964 01:38:27,296 --> 01:38:32,737 (Wailing) 1965 01:38:33,043 --> 01:38:34,111 And now... 1966 01:38:34,168 --> 01:38:37,370 ...this damn meat gets stuck in my teeth, man. 1967 01:38:37,450 --> 01:38:41,604 (Wailing) 1968 01:38:41,779 --> 01:38:44,026 Movies come on cable now... 1969 01:38:44,889 --> 01:38:47,487 ...don't feel like going to cinema halls at all. 1970 01:38:50,756 --> 01:38:52,971 Brother, get up. Come. 1971 01:38:57,232 --> 01:38:58,691 What he says is right, Mr. Singh. 1972 01:38:59,258 --> 01:39:02,823 I too... Did not go to meet my sister on Rakhi (A festival). 1973 01:39:03,906 --> 01:39:05,727 I just send money order of 501 bucks. 1974 01:39:07,987 --> 01:39:10,375 What to do? Once a year we get dearness allowance... 1975 01:39:10,863 --> 01:39:12,912 ...and eleven times petrol prices rise. 1976 01:39:13,015 --> 01:39:14,810 What we deposit in the bank... 1977 01:39:14,897 --> 01:39:16,747 ...the government give 4 percent interest. 1978 01:39:17,054 --> 01:39:19,674 And inflation! It rises 10 percent every year. 1979 01:39:20,835 --> 01:39:24,130 Better than depositing in bank, man should stock up ration. 1980 01:39:25,722 --> 01:39:27,654 Inflation has made everyone cry. 1981 01:39:28,525 --> 01:39:31,644 Does that mean everyone should start cheating? 1982 01:39:32,483 --> 01:39:34,003 Then there won't be any system left. 1983 01:39:35,291 --> 01:39:36,815 There is no cheating here, Singh sir? 1984 01:39:38,299 --> 01:39:39,753 Loan, they will surely repay. 1985 01:39:40,265 --> 01:39:41,526 And so far as shop is concerned.. 1986 01:39:41,677 --> 01:39:43,122 ..they will sell goods to themselves. 1987 01:39:44,143 --> 01:39:45,583 By the way, Mr. Singh... 1988 01:39:46,174 --> 01:39:48,378 ...Puttan's idea does fall within the system. 1989 01:39:52,552 --> 01:39:54,744 Why all of them are with him? What will they get? 1990 01:39:54,809 --> 01:39:56,963 Even we are looking for such shop. 1991 01:40:00,543 --> 01:40:01,606 Give me the file. 1992 01:40:05,136 --> 01:40:06,499 Give the pen. 1993 01:40:09,809 --> 01:40:11,002 Gopal! 1994 01:40:11,775 --> 01:40:12,862 Come here. 1995 01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:17,420 Give your address. 1996 01:40:21,625 --> 01:40:23,786 24/3... - Yes. 1997 01:40:24,700 --> 01:40:26,130 Pal Nagar, Sonipat. 1998 01:40:27,189 --> 01:40:30,079 Pal Nagar, Sonipat... - Hariyana. - Hariyana. 1999 01:40:34,718 --> 01:40:36,090 Look, Puttan. 2000 01:40:37,099 --> 01:40:40,409 Whether you sell goods to yourself or anyone else... 2001 01:40:40,682 --> 01:40:42,381 ...you will have to open the shop daily. 2002 01:40:42,755 --> 01:40:44,570 We too have to answer at the top. 2003 01:40:45,165 --> 01:40:46,211 Sir... 2004 01:40:46,675 --> 01:40:49,776 Sir, I will open the shop. I will sit in the shop. 2005 01:40:52,561 --> 01:40:54,969 And complete that... "DUKAN'. 2006 01:40:55,157 --> 01:40:57,594 Yes, yes. Yes, sir. Will get it done tomorrow itself. 2007 01:40:57,775 --> 01:40:59,534 Sir, sir... May I go? 2008 01:40:59,970 --> 01:41:01,995 What? - May I go? 2009 01:41:03,086 --> 01:41:04,268 Yes go. 2010 01:41:04,618 --> 01:41:05,813 Come let's go. - Sir! 2011 01:41:06,019 --> 01:41:08,375 You are here... Police is also here. 2012 01:41:08,772 --> 01:41:10,670 We want to get married. 2013 01:41:10,835 --> 01:41:14,838 Yes, sir. - And I am already 18. Here is my age certificate. 2014 01:41:16,433 --> 01:41:18,017 Yeah, now Gopal isn't going to jail either... 2015 01:41:18,058 --> 01:41:19,643 ...now you can both get married. 2016 01:41:19,684 --> 01:41:21,386 Any problems? - Is there, Lala? 2017 01:41:21,535 --> 01:41:23,464 Sir, yes, yes. Yes sir. 2018 01:41:23,559 --> 01:41:26,518 Speak. - Say it right now if you have any objections. 2019 01:41:26,817 --> 01:41:29,059 Or will get both of them married. Police is here. 2020 01:41:29,154 --> 01:41:31,685 Hey, no, no, uncle. Marriage will take place... 2021 01:41:32,195 --> 01:41:34,587 ...but I have one condition. - Speak. 2022 01:41:34,674 --> 01:41:37,659 In these times of high inflation I can't give dowry. 2023 01:41:38,471 --> 01:41:39,523 (Chuckles) 2024 01:41:39,753 --> 01:41:41,095 Accepted! 2025 01:41:41,143 --> 01:41:43,268 (Laughs) 2026 01:41:43,340 --> 01:41:45,444 Here, take it. - Okay. 2027 01:41:46,145 --> 01:41:47,657 Go ahead take the blessings. - Yes. 2028 01:41:47,974 --> 01:41:49,513 Singh sir, may I drop you? 2029 01:41:49,577 --> 01:41:51,680 No, you better make arrangements for the wedding. 2030 01:42:04,300 --> 01:42:06,929 (Chuckles) 2031 01:42:08,067 --> 01:42:10,946 Vedpal- ji, my loan is also got sanctioned. 2032 01:42:20,298 --> 01:42:25,608 "Let the happiness come in, let the money come in" 2033 01:42:25,775 --> 01:42:30,209 "Let the dreams come in, let them come all" 2034 01:42:30,485 --> 01:42:35,299 "Let the happiness come in, let the money come in" 2035 01:42:35,349 --> 01:42:40,010 "Let the comforts come in, let them come all" 2036 01:42:40,051 --> 01:42:44,930 "Know not what side will life's named-camel will sit" 2037 01:42:45,196 --> 01:42:49,417 "One who will get this idea he'll play in riches" 2038 01:42:49,497 --> 01:42:54,542 "Don't let go the chance, as this one is unbreakable" 2039 01:42:54,622 --> 01:42:59,375 "Let the happiness come in, let the money come in" 2040 01:42:59,456 --> 01:43:03,775 "Let the comforts come in, let them come all" 2041 01:43:03,855 --> 01:43:08,973 "Let the happiness come in, let the money come in" 2042 01:43:09,053 --> 01:43:13,834 "Let the comforts come in, let them come all" 2043 01:43:14,082 --> 01:43:36,343 (No lyrics) 2044 01:43:37,170 --> 01:43:41,229 "Living has now become tricky, friends" 2045 01:43:44,722 --> 01:43:48,424 "Rich have become richer here, friends" 2046 01:43:49,776 --> 01:43:52,159 "Living has become tricky now, friends" 2047 01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:54,519 "Rich have become richer here, friends" 2048 01:43:54,647 --> 01:43:59,379 "Be in the system and find breaking paths from the system" 2049 01:43:59,459 --> 01:44:04,156 "Then only paupers will be the kings" 2050 01:44:04,197 --> 01:44:08,878 "We'll sleep and be at leisure and sing songs everyday" 2051 01:44:08,919 --> 01:44:13,722 "Let the bread come in, let the clothes come in" 2052 01:44:13,817 --> 01:44:18,187 "Let the mansions come in, let them come in" 2053 01:44:18,617 --> 01:44:23,359 "Let the happiness come in, let the money come in" 2054 01:44:23,439 --> 01:44:28,093 "Let the dreams come in, let them come all" 2055 01:44:28,165 --> 01:44:49,010 (No lyrics) 2056 01:44:49,796 --> 01:44:53,086 "Those who never lost senses even with full bottle" 2057 01:44:56,701 --> 01:45:00,508 "Now they even a pint gets them drunk" 2058 01:45:01,732 --> 01:45:04,153 "Those who never lost senses even with a full bottle" 2059 01:45:04,194 --> 01:45:06,502 "Now they even a pint gets them drunk" 2060 01:45:06,591 --> 01:45:11,103 "Ultimately money showed it's devious ways" 2061 01:45:11,366 --> 01:45:16,081 "Though appreciates everyday, but it's damn value is down" 2062 01:45:16,185 --> 01:45:18,210 "Figure a way out somewhere to save.." 2063 01:45:18,259 --> 01:45:20,854 "..your bum from getting a kick" 2064 01:45:20,955 --> 01:45:25,770 "So let it come through cheque or let it come in cash" 2065 01:45:25,905 --> 01:45:30,019 "Let it come through DD, let it keep coming" 2066 01:45:30,607 --> 01:45:35,302 "Let it come through cheque, or let it come in cash" 2067 01:45:35,391 --> 01:45:39,512 "Let it come through cheque, or let it come in cash" 2068 01:45:40,283 --> 01:45:44,868 Let it come one way or let it come in other way" 2069 01:45:44,948 --> 01:45:49,081 "Let it come the way it wants, let it come" 153510