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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,723 --> 00:00:04,424 Bruh, "The Guest Book" is on again tonight. 2 00:00:04,426 --> 00:00:07,542 It's pretty much a new episode each week with brand-new characters. 3 00:00:07,662 --> 00:00:10,029 But there are a few things you should know first. 4 00:00:10,149 --> 00:00:12,035 So there's this stripper at a bikini bar 5 00:00:12,155 --> 00:00:14,264 who secretly records guys in the VIP room. 6 00:00:14,384 --> 00:00:17,305 And then she and her stepson sell the guys the tape. 7 00:00:17,425 --> 00:00:19,340 Oh, and the old dude who gives out the keys 8 00:00:19,460 --> 00:00:21,174 to people who rent the cabins? 9 00:00:21,176 --> 00:00:23,523 He went to the bikini bar and got a lap dance. 10 00:00:23,643 --> 00:00:26,145 And now, I think that chick's gonna blackmail him. 11 00:00:26,265 --> 00:00:29,015 I don't know. Seems like a lot to keep track of. 12 00:00:29,017 --> 00:00:31,617 But I just caught you up in 15 seconds. 13 00:00:31,619 --> 00:00:33,519 Yeah, but you talk real fast. 14 00:00:33,521 --> 00:00:36,122 Maybe if I had, like, images to look at? 15 00:01:00,955 --> 00:01:04,048 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 16 00:01:10,925 --> 00:01:13,025 Lady, where are you?! 17 00:01:13,027 --> 00:01:14,727 Her name is Christy. 18 00:01:14,729 --> 00:01:16,129 Christy? 19 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:24,670 Can we play another board game? 20 00:01:24,672 --> 00:01:27,673 Sure, after we find Daddy's friend. 21 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,536 I'm gonna start writing in this guest book 22 00:01:46,656 --> 00:01:48,253 because I have to do something 23 00:01:48,373 --> 00:01:51,831 to occupy my brain so I don't go completely insane. 24 00:02:03,678 --> 00:02:05,111 My name is Christy, 25 00:02:05,113 --> 00:02:07,346 and I'm currently hiding under your stairs. 26 00:02:07,348 --> 00:02:09,593 It was my new boyfriend's idea 27 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,809 to come stay in your cabin for a few days 28 00:02:11,929 --> 00:02:14,913 so I could get to know his daughter. 29 00:02:20,628 --> 00:02:22,936 Daddy, tell me a story! 30 00:02:23,056 --> 00:02:25,698 Maybe Christy would want to tell you a story. 31 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,969 Tell her a story. She loves stories. 32 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:31,284 - I wanna hear a story about a snail. - I don't think I know any 33 00:02:31,404 --> 00:02:34,340 - stories about a snail. - I usually just make something up. 34 00:02:34,342 --> 00:02:37,049 Of course. She's 7. Got it. 35 00:02:37,169 --> 00:02:38,314 Um, 36 00:02:38,434 --> 00:02:42,077 one day, there was a snail named... 37 00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,733 Snailey Snail Snail. 38 00:02:44,853 --> 00:02:47,395 And boy, was he... chubby. 39 00:02:47,909 --> 00:02:49,441 Chubby. 40 00:02:52,189 --> 00:02:55,051 So, what do you do for a living? 41 00:02:55,171 --> 00:02:56,996 I'm in charge of the rental office 42 00:02:56,998 --> 00:02:59,380 for the vacation cabins at the top of the mountain. 43 00:02:59,787 --> 00:03:01,387 - Cool! - Yeah. 44 00:03:01,507 --> 00:03:03,502 You wanna see me act like a kitty cat? 45 00:03:04,266 --> 00:03:05,438 Sure. 46 00:03:14,276 --> 00:03:16,649 I've been recording this dude for an hour, 47 00:03:16,769 --> 00:03:18,911 but I don't know how you're gonna blackmail him. 48 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:20,920 All he does is chat. 49 00:03:20,922 --> 00:03:23,075 He didn't even touch himself when he went to pee. 50 00:03:23,195 --> 00:03:24,313 He's a sitter. 51 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:26,692 Well, we still have the tape of he and I in the VIP room. 52 00:03:26,712 --> 00:03:29,853 And he's not gonna have to pay us. Other people are. Check it out. 53 00:03:29,973 --> 00:03:32,601 I've listed five houses up on the mountain for people to rent. 54 00:03:32,721 --> 00:03:35,196 When the people call, we'll get the keys from the old dude, 55 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:38,060 - and we'll collect the cash. - How'd you get on the World Wide Web? 56 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,079 Got the password from the dishwasher next door 57 00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:42,177 for 5 bucks and a French handshake. 58 00:03:45,546 --> 00:03:49,315 Stop doing that stupid cat shit! 59 00:03:49,586 --> 00:03:51,600 And then the snail stopped 60 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,236 in the parking lot. 61 00:03:53,721 --> 00:03:54,954 This isn't a story. 62 00:03:54,956 --> 00:03:56,589 You're just looking out the window 63 00:03:56,591 --> 00:03:58,141 and talking about what you see. 64 00:03:58,261 --> 00:04:01,427 It did seem to cover a lot of ground for a snail. 65 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:03,677 I'm sorry. I suck at this. 66 00:04:03,797 --> 00:04:05,685 Don't worry. You'll get better. 67 00:04:08,985 --> 00:04:11,186 Hi. 68 00:04:11,306 --> 00:04:14,040 I'm here to pick up the keys to Froggy Cottage. 69 00:04:14,597 --> 00:04:16,909 It's not that I don't like children. 70 00:04:16,911 --> 00:04:18,978 It's just my lifestyle hasn't given me 71 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:21,547 a lot of opportunities to be around them. 72 00:04:21,549 --> 00:04:24,283 I started doing porn 73 00:04:24,285 --> 00:04:26,852 shortly after I realized my degree in communications 74 00:04:26,854 --> 00:04:29,121 was a big joke my college played on me. 75 00:04:29,123 --> 00:04:32,825 If you don't mind, could you try not to finish on my face? 76 00:04:32,827 --> 00:04:35,027 It goes where it goes. 77 00:04:38,331 --> 00:04:40,366 Christy, don't smile with your mouth. 78 00:04:40,368 --> 00:04:42,168 Smile with your pelvic floor. 79 00:04:42,170 --> 00:04:44,003 In the beginning, it was great. 80 00:04:44,005 --> 00:04:46,939 The money was good, and the drugs were super fun. 81 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:49,451 But eventually, thanks to the stupid Internet, 82 00:04:49,472 --> 00:04:51,744 the money started to dry up. 83 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:54,750 And the drugs became less fun 84 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:57,316 and more of just a way to get through the day. 85 00:05:00,747 --> 00:05:02,288 You ready, sweetheart? 86 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:05,450 If you finish on my face, I swear to Christ 87 00:05:05,570 --> 00:05:07,927 I will tie your dick into a poodle. 88 00:05:08,047 --> 00:05:09,542 I'm just the A.D. 89 00:05:09,662 --> 00:05:11,367 Your co-stars are over there. 90 00:05:14,665 --> 00:05:17,570 And then it happened... In the blink of an eye, 91 00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:20,239 every porn ingenue's nightmare. 92 00:05:20,690 --> 00:05:23,309 I had become a MILF! 93 00:05:23,994 --> 00:05:27,079 I thought by the time this happened, I'd be retired. 94 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:28,513 I'd be a real MILF 95 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:30,649 with kids and a HILF. 96 00:05:30,769 --> 00:05:32,813 I was sure my chance to have a 97 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,653 normal life had passed me by. 98 00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:37,356 All tuckered out from too much baking? 99 00:05:37,806 --> 00:05:40,426 - What? - You forgot to take off your apron. 100 00:05:40,428 --> 00:05:42,294 I love to bake, too. 101 00:05:42,296 --> 00:05:44,830 When I was married, my wife used to make fun of me for it. 102 00:05:44,832 --> 00:05:46,866 That and about a million other things, 103 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,634 including my crooked teeth. 104 00:05:50,974 --> 00:05:52,658 And my goofy laugh. 105 00:05:52,778 --> 00:05:54,507 I like your laugh. 106 00:05:54,627 --> 00:05:56,901 - Thanks! - Listen, you mind if I sit down? 107 00:05:57,021 --> 00:05:59,235 It's super crowded in here. I promise I won't bother you. 108 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:00,946 Oh, no. Go ahead, please. 109 00:06:02,784 --> 00:06:04,617 I bet you were making cupcakes. 110 00:06:04,619 --> 00:06:07,489 Um, yeah. Cupcakes. How'd you guess? 111 00:06:07,609 --> 00:06:09,722 Your apron has frosting all over it. 112 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,145 Oh. 113 00:06:14,471 --> 00:06:16,996 Our accidental coffee date led to dinner, 114 00:06:16,998 --> 00:06:19,721 and the next thing I knew, I was dating a unbelievably 115 00:06:19,841 --> 00:06:21,801 sweet and caring guy. 116 00:06:21,803 --> 00:06:23,269 For the first time in my life, 117 00:06:23,271 --> 00:06:25,538 I was in a normal relationship. 118 00:06:25,540 --> 00:06:27,239 And if I wanted this to work, 119 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:29,475 he needed to think I was a normal girl. 120 00:06:29,477 --> 00:06:32,216 I stopped doing porn, and I got a job at a pet store. 121 00:06:32,336 --> 00:06:34,914 I quit doing drugs, I dressed more conservatively, 122 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:36,863 and I even gained 4 pounds. 123 00:06:36,983 --> 00:06:39,418 I was playing the role of the perfect woman, 124 00:06:39,868 --> 00:06:43,267 but this weekend was gonna be harder with his kid in the mix. 125 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:46,598 So to settle my nerves, I brought a little something from my old life. 126 00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:49,834 Just a little pinch now and then to take the edge off. 127 00:06:54,135 --> 00:06:55,657 Brownies! 128 00:06:57,231 --> 00:06:59,972 Dad, she has brownies! 129 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:01,774 Can I have some brownies? 130 00:07:01,776 --> 00:07:04,663 I don't see why not. I bet your new buddy Christy 131 00:07:04,783 --> 00:07:07,046 would love to share one of her brownies with you. 132 00:07:07,048 --> 00:07:09,075 It's kinda close to dinner, don't you think? 133 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,922 It's fine. She loves brownies more than she 134 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:14,049 loves stories about snails. 135 00:07:26,601 --> 00:07:29,321 I'm sorry. I don't like to share. 136 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,583 Should we look outside? 137 00:07:37,614 --> 00:07:40,758 Maybe, but I thought it was implied that we hide in the house. 138 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,000 Okay. Where were we? 139 00:07:51,077 --> 00:07:53,510 Oh, yeah. We had just arrived at your cabin 140 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:56,489 shortly after I had eaten two weeks' worth of pot brownies. 141 00:08:00,398 --> 00:08:02,240 This place is nice! 142 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,749 Check it out, Glenda. They have board games. 143 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,482 "High School Hijinks." 144 00:08:06,602 --> 00:08:08,161 This looks fun. 145 00:08:08,423 --> 00:08:10,803 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 146 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,872 A normal person would just force themselves 147 00:08:16,992 --> 00:08:19,484 to throw up the brownies, and this nightmare would be over. 148 00:08:19,604 --> 00:08:21,771 Well, a normal person didn't spend eight months 149 00:08:21,891 --> 00:08:24,100 deep-throating a wiffle-ball bat at porn camp 150 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,601 so she could desensitize her gag reflex. 151 00:08:26,721 --> 00:08:28,773 The talent that used to get my name above the title 152 00:08:28,893 --> 00:08:31,939 has become a handicap that may cost me the first good relationship 153 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:34,530 - I've ever been in. - Christy, hurry up! 154 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:36,403 We're gonna play a game! 155 00:08:36,523 --> 00:08:38,280 About 20 minutes later, 156 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,933 I think I was starting to feel the effects of the brownies 157 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,984 because that damn spinner on the board game 158 00:08:43,104 --> 00:08:44,877 seemed to spin forever. 159 00:08:49,983 --> 00:08:51,295 Christy? 160 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,001 Christy? 161 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:57,168 Christy? Christy? 162 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,170 Christy? Christy? 163 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,505 Christy? Christy? 164 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:01,847 Christy? 165 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,474 Sorry. 166 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,926 Oh, you already spun. 167 00:09:05,046 --> 00:09:06,315 Oh. Um, 168 00:09:06,661 --> 00:09:08,591 anybody else hot in here? 169 00:09:08,711 --> 00:09:10,615 - No, not really. - Mnh-mnh. 170 00:09:10,735 --> 00:09:13,196 You need to pick an elective on your next turn. 171 00:09:13,316 --> 00:09:14,952 Think about what you're good at. 172 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,004 All the guys that you've bumped... 173 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:19,673 Must be great at pornography. 174 00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:23,328 - What did she say? - She said all you need is an iPhone 175 00:09:23,448 --> 00:09:25,035 to be great at photography. 176 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,217 Mm-hmm. 177 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,570 How 'bout we take a break? 178 00:09:57,690 --> 00:10:00,449 You guys look like you could use some fresh air. 179 00:10:02,987 --> 00:10:04,696 - Hey! - Oh, hi! 180 00:10:04,816 --> 00:10:06,270 - Hi. - Is this okay? 181 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,089 She saw the swing, and there was no talking her out of it. 182 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,808 No. It's no problem. 183 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,944 I put it up for my son. 184 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,142 He only comes to visit me every other weekend. 185 00:10:15,435 --> 00:10:17,248 Single dad. 186 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,217 I'm in the same boat. 187 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,194 I thought I was already as high as I could get, 188 00:10:23,314 --> 00:10:25,317 but then the second brownie must have kicked in 189 00:10:25,437 --> 00:10:26,892 'cause I was starting to feel it in my body 190 00:10:27,012 --> 00:10:28,963 just as much as my head. 191 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:35,404 I was getting super thirsty, and I felt like I was burning up. 192 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:43,889 And then I lost my shirt. 193 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,813 Anyway, I'm hoping my wife and I can 194 00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:55,535 get back together. 195 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,272 I was thinking of inviting her to stay 196 00:10:57,392 --> 00:10:59,825 next time my son comes to visit, but I'm... I'm scared to ask her 197 00:10:59,945 --> 00:11:02,353 'cause every time we talk, we get into a fight. 198 00:11:03,203 --> 00:11:04,919 How would you handle it if... 199 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,870 if you wanted to get back together with your wife? 200 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:08,699 It's hard for me to... 201 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,770 ... imagine 'cause Glenda's mother... 202 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,107 ... and I aren't married... 203 00:11:17,944 --> 00:11:20,211 ... anymore 'cause Glenda's mother... 204 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:23,581 ... died in a fire. 205 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,369 Come on, Christy. Get it together. 206 00:11:43,489 --> 00:11:46,216 Now you're paranoid and seeing things. 207 00:11:46,426 --> 00:11:48,576 Why are your boobies out? 208 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,992 I can't find my shirt. 209 00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,313 It's behind your head, silly. 210 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:04,956 - Let's play the game some more! - Sounds good to me. 211 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,457 Christy? 212 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,624 Um... 213 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:14,759 Why don't we play hide-and-go-seek instead? 214 00:12:15,304 --> 00:12:17,990 One, two, three, 215 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:21,706 four, five, six, seven... 216 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,309 I knew hide-and-go-seek would give me time to be alone. 217 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,310 If we could play for the rest of the night, 218 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,145 I wouldn't have to have a conversation 219 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,214 longer than a minute until I could sleep this off. 220 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,697 And the better hiding place I found, the longer I could be alone. 221 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,940 I found you! 222 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,129 All right, now let's find Christy. 223 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,658 Hmm! 224 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,358 I'd come out, but the last of the brownies are kicking in, 225 00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:02,917 and I can't risk Paul finding out. 226 00:13:03,037 --> 00:13:05,582 Some people might think Paul is boring, 227 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,282 but boring is just another word for... 228 00:13:08,911 --> 00:13:11,948 Boring, which might rhyme with snoring, 229 00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:15,152 but rhymes aren't the way to... 230 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,409 Okay, I think I fell asleep. 231 00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:33,487 I just re-read the last sentence that I wrote, 232 00:13:33,607 --> 00:13:35,522 and I have no idea where I was going with that 233 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:37,830 other than that I'm super in love with Paul. 234 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,886 Hopefully, I wasn't asleep for that long. 235 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:46,074 Thanks so much for coming. She's been missing for three hours. 236 00:13:46,194 --> 00:13:49,274 - I didn't know what else to do. - Don't worry, sir. We'll find her. 237 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,889 I think I should go out there. This has gotten out of hand, 238 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:59,737 and maybe I'm not as high as I think I am. 239 00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:05,409 You're still way too high. 240 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,481 Never mind. Mouse says I'm still way too high. 241 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,643 I'll ask around and see if anybody's seen her. 242 00:14:18,763 --> 00:14:20,773 If my daughter wasn't sleeping, I'd come with you. 243 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,518 I hate sitting here doing nothing. 244 00:14:22,638 --> 00:14:24,301 - I feel like I'm trapped. - Well, if you'd like to join 245 00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,466 me, I can have an officer sit here in case your daughter wakes up. 246 00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:29,035 Great! I'll see if I can find a picture. 247 00:14:31,239 --> 00:14:33,399 Gosh, I don't know. I mean, 248 00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:35,742 if you and your wife fight every time you talk, 249 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,710 maybe you should ask her in a text. 250 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,412 Emojis are a great softener. 251 00:14:39,414 --> 00:14:41,205 That's not a bad idea. 252 00:14:41,325 --> 00:14:44,484 I just feel like if she came with my son for the weekend 253 00:14:44,486 --> 00:14:46,819 and we spent some quality time together as a family, 254 00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:48,955 she might be more open to working on it. 255 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,259 And you're sure you wanna get back together with her? 256 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,760 Lot of single ladies up here who would love to... 257 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,495 - Oh. - Actually, it's not a lot. 258 00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:56,930 There are three of us. 259 00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:59,014 We're in a book club... Mostly romance novels. 260 00:14:59,134 --> 00:15:01,734 We usually have a lot of wine, and there's a lot of crying. 261 00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:03,501 Carol makes monkey bread. 262 00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:09,088 I, uh, found her driver's license in her purse. 263 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,345 But I think she might be 4 pounds heavier than it says. 264 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,119 Have you seen her? 265 00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:15,709 Oh. 266 00:15:15,829 --> 00:15:17,917 She does look familiar. 267 00:15:17,919 --> 00:15:20,885 - Is she an actress? - No. At least not that I know of. 268 00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:24,657 Ah. I've definitely seen that face before. 269 00:15:25,182 --> 00:15:26,893 She looks familiar. 270 00:15:26,895 --> 00:15:29,629 For some reason, I feel like she was a cheerleader. 271 00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:32,265 - Is she a cheerleader? - No, she works in a pet store. 272 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,701 She seems too pretty to be working in a pet store. 273 00:15:34,703 --> 00:15:36,936 They usually have ugly girls working there. 274 00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:39,261 I think they do that to make the pets look cuter. 275 00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:41,975 I could have sworn she was a cheerleader. 276 00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:43,876 You losin' your mind. 277 00:15:46,627 --> 00:15:48,987 Oh, I've never seen her before. 278 00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:51,818 Hey, Walter. 279 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,827 You seen this woman before? 280 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,824 She's a porn star. 281 00:15:58,493 --> 00:15:59,826 She's a porn star. 282 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,128 Trust me. Walter would know. 283 00:16:51,774 --> 00:16:53,799 I think we can come out now. 284 00:16:53,919 --> 00:16:55,252 No. No, we can't. 285 00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:56,715 I'm not ready yet. 286 00:16:56,835 --> 00:16:58,649 - But I'm bored. - Psst! 287 00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:01,586 Tell her a story. 288 00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:02,992 Um, 289 00:17:03,978 --> 00:17:05,890 how 'bout I tell you a story? 290 00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,496 Oh, come on. Give me another chance. 291 00:17:08,616 --> 00:17:10,447 I'll be better now that I'm... 292 00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:12,303 Feeling creative. 293 00:17:12,423 --> 00:17:14,065 Fine. 294 00:17:15,188 --> 00:17:16,646 You need a costume. 295 00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,436 Grab this hat. 296 00:17:25,831 --> 00:17:27,879 Once upon a time.... 297 00:17:28,401 --> 00:17:30,008 Once upon a time, 298 00:17:30,128 --> 00:17:33,784 ... there was a super hero named the Masked Whisperer. 299 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,871 The only person that could hear her 300 00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:37,545 was her trusty sidekick, 301 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,046 Glenda the Beautiful. 302 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,933 Together, they rode around the world 303 00:17:42,053 --> 00:17:43,761 on the back of a magic snail 304 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,764 that ate jelly beans and farted rainbows. 305 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,648 What did the rainbow farts smell like? 306 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,037 Hot chocolate? 307 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,639 Hot chocolate. 308 00:17:55,187 --> 00:17:56,574 Go on. 309 00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:03,116 Oh, my God! 310 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,843 Take a look at this one. 311 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,391 Wow. 312 00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:10,430 She's very accommodating to that basketball team. 313 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,904 Shh! 314 00:18:32,369 --> 00:18:34,740 This isn't as look as it bads. 315 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,348 And that was that. 316 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,850 Paul found out about my past, 317 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:41,452 and I came clean about the brownies. 318 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,488 Since I didn't have any drugs on me, 319 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,473 the cop let me go with a stern lecture as long as I promised I would go 320 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,626 to the closest AA meeting I could find, 321 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,434 so here I am. 322 00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:52,730 I guess what I've learned from all this 323 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:55,333 is that if I wanna be in a good relationship, 324 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,068 I need to be honest. 325 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:00,305 And if the person still loves me after they learn 326 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,287 who I am and who I've been, 327 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,418 well, then I guess I'm with the right guy. 328 00:19:08,239 --> 00:19:10,815 So, I just gotta ask... 329 00:19:10,935 --> 00:19:12,916 You've been pretty tame in bed. 330 00:19:13,036 --> 00:19:15,453 - Have you been... - I've been holding back. 331 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,522 Get ready to have your mind blown. 332 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,660 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 333 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,929 Who wants to hear a story on the way home? 334 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,564 I wanna hear a story about a caterpillar! 335 00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:28,864 Okay. 336 00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:31,569 There once was a caterpillar named Stan. 337 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:36,908 ♪ Hang on, hang on ♪ 338 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:41,145 ♪ 'Cause it's the little things ♪ 339 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,282 ♪ The little things that do us harm ♪ 340 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:47,485 ♪ I'm not a stranger ♪ 341 00:19:48,972 --> 00:19:51,856 ♪ Ain't a mystery ♪ 342 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,659 ♪ When we both get it wrong ♪ 343 00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:56,782 _ 344 00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:59,215 _ 345 00:19:59,335 --> 00:20:02,649 _ 346 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,969 ♪ What you thought was a hurricane ♪ 347 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,538 ♪ Was just the rustling of the wind ♪ 348 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:11,099 - _ - ♪ Why you think we ♪ 349 00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:12,543 ♪ need amazing grace ♪ 350 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,380 ♪ Just to tell it like it is? ♪ 351 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,516 ♪ Oh, I don't need no doctor ♪ 352 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,917 ♪ To tear me all apart ♪ 353 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,169 Aha! 354 00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:23,603 I knew it. I knew it. 355 00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:25,957 What are you doing here? 356 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,259 I hate to do this to you, buddy, but... 357 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,077 I'm gonna need the keys to someplace called Froggy Cottage. 358 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,147 Otherwise, your wife's gonna have a front-row seat to a little movie 359 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,168 starring you and my stepmother in the VIP room. 360 00:20:37,288 --> 00:20:38,862 _ 361 00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,594 Motherf... 362 00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:45,790 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 26820

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