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Pleasant viewing -- The translator
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Countermay
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where several threads converge in the tapestry of worlds
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a world of settlers both by choice and accident
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a world of conflict between civilizations
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young and ancient, noble and cruel
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living and, otherwise
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a world unresolved with many vying to shape its fate
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only one thing is certain for Countermay
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its future will not be determined here
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or... here, for that matter
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at last
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show them in
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seven years of riddles and traps
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seven years of waiting for you to make a mistake
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and now we have you
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the shadow
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the shadow
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the shadow
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you've ruined my carpet
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so we have
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where is the girl, fiend
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straight to it then, no foreplay?
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you will release the princess at once! and what, in our long relationship
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suggests I would do this
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there's but one way this can end
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with your death, and us departing with our prize
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for women are prizes to be won, yes?
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you simple surface dwellers
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the princess was never my objective, on no
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merely a means to an end
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you see, I have discovered a great secret about our world
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a truth that defies all...
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don't you dare...
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it might be work
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are you going to get that?
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let it go to voice mail
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you were saying
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I was
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you simple surface dwellers, the princess was never my objective, no
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I have discovered a secret about our world a truth that defies all of...
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I'm surprised you even get reception down here
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If you answer that I will punch you forever
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it's work, I've gotta...
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Hello
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No, no now's a great time
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boss, uh.. some guy has a question about renting a room
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that's on the rate sheet
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right, he'd like to know how much it costs
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oh! yea that would be on the rate sheet
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and if we're going to take a break
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I need to feed the meter I uh... I actually have to get going
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you've got to be kidding seriously?
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sorry, we have an early loading in the morning
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and we still haven't cleared the bay
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you're killing me guys, you're killing me
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and that's really what I should be doing
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guys, this is going to be a while
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we've pissed off a pretty big customer
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yeah? who?
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china...
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to be continued
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so... same time next week?
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I'm good
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Ah yeah, I'm not this isn't going away any time soon
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I'll be in tech and I've been drafted into helping with tech
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Grumble thank you sweetie
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grumble I say
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oh freakin come on!
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this keeps happening!
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are we really gonna miss another session?
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we're down 60% of the party
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so what do you suggest?
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does game night not mean anything to anyone anymore?
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if I wanted to play once every two months I'd be Lodge's sex life
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hey!
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why didn't you hey?
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hey!
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relax, sometimes life gets in the way
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yes I'm still here yes you're still stupid
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it's not like it's gonna be a year till we game again
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A year later
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five more minutes and we kill him
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firm but fair you shut up!
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I'm the antagonist, I can't antagonize?
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so... china talking to us again
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seriously, where the hell is he?
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what is that noise?
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my minions... minioning now shut up
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what the shit crapped all these dorks in my store?
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we're double booked
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sorry I can't game
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I guess we're not gaming
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the streak continues
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I can grab us a table at the AFK
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we can still have waffles I've earned waffles, waffles of shame
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that would be lovely
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I warned you
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you sell card games and they'll come
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those mouth breathing card floppers in ones and twos at first
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and then more would follow and now, they've nested!
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and taken over my precious table space
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is this what you wanted, Leo?
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a gaggle of shambling fail elementals clawing the air?
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I do not get your nerd rage on this
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you love breaking games
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why don't you just stick around see what happens
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oh! might I? might I please?
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perchance to spend hundreds of dollars on a non
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interactive game with no underlying narrative?
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sqwee! hold me back! this is sarcasm by the way
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this game has absolutely zero...
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(oh my god!)
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You, beard face, you the T.O.?
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hey, other beard face boom! card me
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oh our first Holden player tonight
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mind if I ask your build? quest military switch
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awesome my own special blend
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yeah I miss switch, I used to run something very similar with the Tuatha
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before the legacy broke us
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it was my favorite deck ever
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sorry man yeah I quit the game after that
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kinda stopped being fun you know?
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...hey what's she doing out of the kitchen? hey, take care of Dundereal for us?
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you got it
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girls suck at games!
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here we go... hey, could you make me a sandwich?
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we both know you don't need any more carbs
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come on, show us your tits!
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I left them at home!
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hey, is it hard to shuffle
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with my dick in your hands?
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sorry, all I heard was virgin virgin crusty sock
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allright Chad, I warned you you're outta here
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Hans! door!
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why's it my fault that she can't take a complement?
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right this way!
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fascists!
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ahm. miss I'm really sorry about that comes with the territory
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how dare I game with ovaries?
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you only won cause boobs!
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oh I can use that one
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nice!
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sup crag chin?
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am I kicking your ass today?
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nah, Cas here hates ccgs... ...that offer no competition
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maybe I'll meet you in the tourney
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Yay!
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no, wait, sorry
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I meant meeeeehhhhhhh...
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I need three things to live water, salt and her name
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oh would you look at that we're actually just past the sign in phase
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an entry fee is 10 bucks but for you
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20
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I'll give you 30 if I meet her in the first round
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I'll take that 30 and the +3 beads of protection
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do I look like a sheep? cuz I'm getting fleeced
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you still need a deck to play
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ah whatever I'll take the grand mighty empire of... green one
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you don't just grab a faction at random
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your choice of empire is the most important decision that you shall ever make
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they each have their own unique histories, and tactics and varying victory conditions
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take the Tuatha green one
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we are a people of mighty power green one!
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we were the first to uphold the... green one
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34.95
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thanks
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citizens of Countermay
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one generation ago
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Simm Buxtehude and Tuatha Dundereal
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led an alliance against the god king Shad Hujem
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and his undead allies
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they toppled the dark one from his god head seat
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and sealed his throne under a mountain of stone
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but
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hey, Natalie right?
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I know, hard guess the only girl here
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that is how I wanna be remembered
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I'm Cas and you have already turned tonight's fortune completely around
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I have a tazer
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the sunken pyramid of Ixhasa
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rises from the deep
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and from it issues forth the dread army
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with a single goal in mind
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to return Ulix the eternal emperor to the god head seat
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and restore their empire
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will Ixhasa be victorious?
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or will the mortal men stand together
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and claim the throne for themselves
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we shall have the answers to all this and more
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when we cry havoc!
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HAVOC! cry havoc!
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HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!
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well, that was pointless
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where were we?
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allright yeah, lets play
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with cards
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I do not get your angle man
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welcome to the romance of the nine empires collectible card game
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where you take the part of one of the nine warring factions
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ho oh yeah, ok nine of them I gotcha
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yeah I'm just going to declare victory now
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allright you got me I don't actually play this game
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wonder of wonders!
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I'm just a chiseled gamer guy who saw a gorgeous gamer girl
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and was willing to risk total humiliation for a chance to talk to her
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after this is all over what do you say you teach me how to play over a cup of coffee?
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I know this great waffle place it's open all night
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ok
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let me break it down for you
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you're cute, sure
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you speak in complete sentences
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and I'm reasonably certain that you bathed in the last 24
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yep
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the thing is I'm here to game I have this tournament to win
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and a whole army of the undead to thwart
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I can do 20 pull-ups
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not in a row or anything...
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Tazer Ok! yeah sure
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you just do your thing
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and I
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will just eh...
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wanna see how the whole shebang turns out
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play it off and back away and...
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she totally franced ya, didn't she?
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ah, course she did
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ah how does utter defeat taste? bitter I hope
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this is not sarcasm by the way
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the night is young, and as you said victory conditions vary
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you got a... little.. here, come here
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Skafla
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oh no hey look I'm sorry
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but you know it's like I've always said men are bad at relationships
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and women are bad at things
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ladies and gentlemen
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our winner and regional champion
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Chris Hunter boo...
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congratulations you've won a birth in the national championship
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and the storyline prize
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so...
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what's it gonna be?
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war or diplomacy?
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war of course! boo...
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hey hey hey if you don't like the way the game is going
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all you gotta do is beat the legacy at Gencon
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come on! hate me more!
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your pulp rage gives me strength
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great game Natalie
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way to give the legacy another win
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hey, you kicked some serious ass in there
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I lost
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now I gotta play my way through the Swiss
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fucking legacy
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right, you don't play
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they're this... cabal of elite dickbags
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who like fucking with the player base and making unpopular story decisions
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they created the starvation deck that all denial thing you saw in there
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and they just sit behind an undead army
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that doesn't have to eat while they wipe out all food production on the board
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so you can't even bring your heroes into play without them starving to death
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and they just whittle you away
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while you sit there watching your deck burn
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and they're gonna ride that pony all the way to the championship
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and flush questing down the toilet
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Them's the stakes
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Ixhasa wins
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questing's gone as a victory condition
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I never thought I'd leave this game
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but I can't take this shit anymore
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and without any ability to affect anything
271
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:20,763
wow, I've really ranted all over you
272
00:16:20,962 --> 00:16:24,052
it's ok I didn't understand most of it anyway
273
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:27,009
so... waffles?
274
00:16:33,976 --> 00:16:36,124
tell you what thunder jaw
275
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,938
win Gencon for Holden
276
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put my queen on the throne
277
00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:45,149
and sure, I'll go out with you
278
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challenge accepted
279
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,024
no it wouldn't and I'm telling you it would!
280
00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:06,090
There is zero evidence to support your claim
281
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,886
the evidence is rather clear!
282
00:17:09,086 --> 00:17:11,081
Let's ask Cas. Cas!
283
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,552
Say that you were to chop off the hydra's dick
284
00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:15,821
do you think... Shut up
285
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:18,427
Ready for this?
286
00:17:18,627 --> 00:17:19,928
We're going to Gencon!
287
00:17:20,128 --> 00:17:22,889
The best four days in gaming!
288
00:17:24,154 --> 00:17:26,127
Expecting a bigger reaction!
289
00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:28,624
well, Joe and I were already going
290
00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:30,524
Yeah and now someone from the group
291
00:17:30,624 --> 00:17:32,432
actually has a chance of getting laid
292
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:33,632
Hey!
293
00:17:33,832 --> 00:17:37,711
So I'm winning a tournament for this card flopper chick
294
00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:38,970
She's totally into me
295
00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:40,535
Will he be there?
296
00:17:40,734 --> 00:17:43,254
yes, Gary, of course he'll be there.
297
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:44,956
He's always there
298
00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:49,082
You're gonna have to deal with him sooner or later
299
00:17:50,898 --> 00:17:53,275
I don't think I'm ready yet
300
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:57,601
Now all I have to do is learn how to play the nine kingdoms
301
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:58,465
Empires
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00:17:58,566 --> 00:18:01,038
yea tomato tomaaa I don't care
303
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,592
Allright! Which one of you guys
304
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:11,347
wants to lose to a guy who's touched boob?
305
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:29,325
Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen!
306
00:18:31,803 --> 00:18:34,384
It is as I feared war has come to Holden
307
00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:37,484
The cult of shad Hujem marches against us
308
00:18:38,085 --> 00:18:39,927
Meet them in battle, Myriad
309
00:18:40,961 --> 00:18:42,698
Save our kingdom
310
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,625
The god king shall return
311
00:19:02,115 --> 00:19:04,761
I'm warmed up now rematch
312
00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:06,997
and use a real deck this time
313
00:19:13,288 --> 00:19:16,280
Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen!
314
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,801
It is as I feared war has come to Holden
315
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:24,182
The ord of the floating isles march against us
316
00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:26,178
Meet them in battle, Myriad
317
00:19:26,377 --> 00:19:28,451
Save our kingdom
318
00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:49,646
I said real deck
319
00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:50,954
Rematch
320
00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:52,604
I'm bored
321
00:19:52,804 --> 00:19:54,798
I'll play! I'll play
322
00:20:04,974 --> 00:20:07,897
Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen!
323
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:11,768
It is as I feared war has come to Holden
324
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,018
this... feels so familiar
325
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:20,491
Something unlike anything I have ever seen marches against us
326
00:20:21,111 --> 00:20:23,361
Meet them in battle, Myriad
327
00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:46,084
Are we even playing the same game?
328
00:20:46,284 --> 00:20:49,312
I'm playing chibi dance number one, hurray
329
00:20:49,412 --> 00:20:51,284
I don't know what you're playing
330
00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:06,270
Man you are like an anti montage
331
00:21:06,471 --> 00:21:08,259
come on let's leave that sad man alone
332
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:09,683
You just keep getting worse!
333
00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:12,012
Please, from the bottom of my heart
334
00:21:12,113 --> 00:21:13,999
and I do mean this sincerely
335
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:15,540
Keep trying
336
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:19,183
You're flailing at mediocrity is
337
00:21:19,384 --> 00:21:21,779
Marvelous entertainment
338
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,490
Might I have a look at your deck
339
00:21:25,089 --> 00:21:27,087
It's not like you're going to be able to help
340
00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:28,554
Those kids were obviously cheating
341
00:21:28,653 --> 00:21:31,133
Now he's blaming kids!
342
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,798
This is like Christmas
343
00:21:33,898 --> 00:21:38,088
And my birthday all at the same time
344
00:21:38,288 --> 00:21:41,782
Let's do a test draw see if we can find the problem
345
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,734
Buxtehude
346
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,671
Am I summoned
347
00:21:49,871 --> 00:21:51,124
to the queen?
348
00:21:58,131 --> 00:21:59,269
Yes
349
00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:01,040
We must face... Is it war?
350
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,931
Has war come to Holden?
351
00:22:03,131 --> 00:22:05,175
War?! Heavens no!
352
00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:08,134
I merely wished to assess our defenses
353
00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:11,487
Have you been sleeping? You look troubled
354
00:22:12,246 --> 00:22:14,019
I've been having the strangest dreams
355
00:22:14,219 --> 00:22:16,335
at least that's what I think they are
356
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:17,998
dreams
357
00:22:19,516 --> 00:22:20,812
Majesty
358
00:22:20,912 --> 00:22:22,924
our defenses are woefully inadequate
359
00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:25,485
not a kingdom in the world can stand against the dread army
360
00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:29,255
and with famine rampant we have neither the troops nor the wealth to prevail
361
00:22:29,355 --> 00:22:31,576
If we are too weak to stand on our own
362
00:22:31,676 --> 00:22:35,313
then, what we clearly need are allies
363
00:22:35,513 --> 00:22:38,165
A political marriage would strengthen our position
364
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:39,538
I'm of more use to us here
365
00:22:39,739 --> 00:22:41,239
What do you suggest?
366
00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:43,622
How shall we defend ourselves?
367
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:44,821
No
368
00:22:45,021 --> 00:22:46,490
let me quest, majesty
369
00:22:46,589 --> 00:22:48,878
the way my father did, the way that made Holden great
370
00:22:48,979 --> 00:22:52,632
the days of epic questing are over, Myriad
371
00:22:53,231 --> 00:22:54,716
They died with your father
372
00:22:54,817 --> 00:22:55,939
majesty
373
00:22:56,038 --> 00:22:57,913
Assess our defenses
374
00:22:58,113 --> 00:22:59,749
I would know how inadequate they are
375
00:22:59,848 --> 00:23:02,191
before I take marriage off the table
376
00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:05,921
There's your problem
377
00:23:06,121 --> 00:23:08,650
Your gold to food ratio is off
378
00:23:08,849 --> 00:23:11,125
you've got too few quests
379
00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:13,529
and a metric butt load of heroes
380
00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:15,157
if you're questing...
381
00:23:15,356 --> 00:23:17,870
you need to focus around these two
382
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,279
Myriad, and Dundereal
383
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,817
We have only these few men
384
00:23:24,017 --> 00:23:26,744
Do they look strangely similar to you?
385
00:23:26,943 --> 00:23:30,232
We can't supply a larger army and our weapons selection is...
386
00:23:30,432 --> 00:23:32,994
embarrassingly out of date
387
00:23:33,194 --> 00:23:36,296
we cannot defend ourselves with this
388
00:23:38,747 --> 00:23:40,296
my father could have
389
00:23:40,496 --> 00:23:41,894
I wonder
390
00:23:42,095 --> 00:23:44,375
crafty as he was I doubt even old Simm could have
391
00:23:44,476 --> 00:23:47,668
made a go at this with these paltry resources.
392
00:23:49,029 --> 00:23:50,440
sly old fox
393
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,193
I miss him
394
00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:54,823
There has to be something we haven't considered
395
00:23:55,023 --> 00:23:56,826
Something we haven't thought of
396
00:23:57,027 --> 00:23:58,798
There is
397
00:23:59,298 --> 00:24:00,798
Retreat
398
00:24:01,548 --> 00:24:02,748
Leave the castle
399
00:24:02,948 --> 00:24:05,649
lead your people back into the marches
400
00:24:05,848 --> 00:24:07,134
This
401
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:09,175
Holden
402
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,461
It has been a wonderful experiment
403
00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,471
and a welcoming refuge
404
00:24:14,671 --> 00:24:17,941
but Simm made may enemies when he carved it from the wilderness
405
00:24:18,141 --> 00:24:21,471
enemies with long memories
406
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:24,487
I've been through the fall of a dynasty Myriad
407
00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:27,339
Life goes on
408
00:24:29,673 --> 00:24:31,972
Life goes on if you allow it
409
00:24:32,073 --> 00:24:37,538
Byron, could you please go count the bulk dice again?
410
00:24:39,474 --> 00:24:41,730
Sort them by color.
411
00:24:49,661 --> 00:24:51,260
Generation
412
00:24:52,049 --> 00:24:55,224
Holder won't last a generation
413
00:24:56,112 --> 00:24:57,470
Crushed
414
00:24:57,670 --> 00:24:59,700
or annexed
415
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,779
it's only a matter of time
416
00:25:02,637 --> 00:25:06,723
Dundereal won't say what the whole court knows the queen will have to do
417
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:10,296
is marry me off to secure peace
418
00:25:10,496 --> 00:25:15,099
which wouldn't have even been an option if I had been born your son!
419
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:34,776
This is about the first 10 years of R9E
420
00:25:36,178 --> 00:25:40,425
I have play sets of all the rares
421
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,736
All the promos
422
00:25:44,074 --> 00:25:47,574
Some of these even go back to the initial print run
423
00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:52,744
These are total collector items now
424
00:25:52,943 --> 00:25:56,144
Practically impossible to find
425
00:25:58,038 --> 00:26:00,212
And I've kept them hidden for years
426
00:26:00,313 --> 00:26:04,426
His journals, his unfinished work the quests he never completed
427
00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:06,824
I found them Did we need to bring them all?
428
00:26:07,023 --> 00:26:08,907
We thought these lost
429
00:26:09,107 --> 00:26:11,178
Where ever did you find them?
430
00:26:11,378 --> 00:26:13,086
No where that can't be repaired
431
00:26:13,286 --> 00:26:14,958
I'm sorry? These are rather heavy
432
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,464
We can complete the quests he never did
433
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:22,451
Find the artifacts and allies we need to defend our kingdom, don't you see?
434
00:26:22,651 --> 00:26:26,650
And these are the edge you need
435
00:26:26,849 --> 00:26:28,647
You know how to play this game?
436
00:26:28,847 --> 00:26:32,192
Yes, and I can teach you
437
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,003
if...
438
00:26:34,203 --> 00:26:35,821
and I mean you gotta convince me
439
00:26:36,021 --> 00:26:38,281
if it's a worthwhile use of my time
440
00:26:39,053 --> 00:26:40,629
so I'll put it to you straight
441
00:26:40,828 --> 00:26:42,150
this girl...
442
00:26:43,010 --> 00:26:45,600
is she worth it
443
00:26:47,343 --> 00:26:48,343
yeah
444
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:51,940
there's just something about her
445
00:26:53,509 --> 00:26:54,593
the drive, the poise
446
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,330
the way she made that 11 year old cry
447
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,349
the moment I saw her I just knew
448
00:27:03,184 --> 00:27:05,480
this girl's special
449
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,378
this is a girl
450
00:27:07,577 --> 00:27:09,225
that I could really
451
00:27:09,425 --> 00:27:10,451
really have sex with
452
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:15,854
yeah
453
00:27:16,054 --> 00:27:17,648
that's all I needed to hear
454
00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:21,748
with this deck you'll be questing
455
00:27:21,948 --> 00:27:24,571
so you'll need a blend of strong mid-game quests
456
00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,779
game ending knockout quests
457
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,747
and quick cheeser quests to get you started
458
00:27:29,946 --> 00:27:31,465
here is a classic
459
00:27:31,665 --> 00:27:33,396
a most peculiar lamp
460
00:27:33,596 --> 00:27:35,603
oh just so you know when I remember this
461
00:27:35,803 --> 00:27:38,498
I'm totally gonna imagine the matrix training sequence
462
00:27:39,979 --> 00:27:40,979
what?
463
00:27:42,223 --> 00:27:44,176
cards, lots of cards
464
00:27:48,590 --> 00:27:50,164
so the lamp yeah
465
00:27:51,575 --> 00:27:53,104
it's 10 renown
466
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:55,976
plus you get to search for and play 3 cards
467
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,176
from your own deck
468
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,467
if you got 40 renown already
469
00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,194
this will push you over the edge
470
00:28:01,394 --> 00:28:03,944
most peculiar lamp lying in wait to hijack
471
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,855
I'm gonna assign colonel baker
472
00:28:07,056 --> 00:28:09,230
who is using his reaction to assign mike
473
00:28:09,431 --> 00:28:12,477
who is using his reaction to assign the Chaplin
474
00:28:12,676 --> 00:28:14,950
who motherfuckin ha
475
00:28:16,609 --> 00:28:17,759
where'd they come from?
476
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,835
I've been wondering that for 30 years
477
00:28:20,035 --> 00:28:21,380
thanks for showing us the way
478
00:28:21,579 --> 00:28:22,579
now stay down
479
00:28:24,231 --> 00:28:25,425
down I said
480
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,585
we need that lamp
481
00:28:28,785 --> 00:28:31,785
this strikes me as an appropriate time to slip by in the vain
482
00:28:32,433 --> 00:28:34,433
hello Mike is it?
483
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:36,195
sleep!
484
00:28:36,796 --> 00:28:37,812
aaah!
485
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,080
you stay down
486
00:28:45,611 --> 00:28:47,642
hey who am I?
487
00:28:47,842 --> 00:28:49,345
baseball!
488
00:28:49,545 --> 00:28:50,581
democracy
489
00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:52,192
apple pie
490
00:28:53,711 --> 00:28:55,746
you are ageless, not immortal
491
00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:58,818
you can't go throwing yourself into risk like that
492
00:28:59,019 --> 00:29:00,019
why ever not?
493
00:29:01,138 --> 00:29:02,500
Holden needs you
494
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,667
well
495
00:29:04,866 --> 00:29:06,601
Holden has me
496
00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:12,246
the lamp
497
00:29:17,848 --> 00:29:20,706
oh baby oh baby
498
00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,275
man, good game, wow
499
00:29:25,476 --> 00:29:27,714
everybody, give it up
500
00:29:29,006 --> 00:29:30,456
for our second place finisher
501
00:29:32,465 --> 00:29:33,724
second place?
502
00:29:33,924 --> 00:29:35,560
what, did I miss the finals?
503
00:29:37,881 --> 00:29:39,581
well I mean, it's a... you know...
504
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:40,960
it's a formality
505
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,259
I'm not in the know today who am I playing?
506
00:29:44,568 --> 00:29:46,917
oh, you.. you don't know
507
00:29:47,117 --> 00:29:50,146
allright!
508
00:29:50,346 --> 00:29:53,079
The die has been cast and the cards drawn
509
00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:56,734
and this year's sacrificial lamb
510
00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:58,454
will be played by a newcomer
511
00:29:58,654 --> 00:30:03,793
Shawn Cassidy!
512
00:30:06,665 --> 00:30:07,925
it's Cas
513
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:10,003
the legend
514
00:30:10,203 --> 00:30:11,635
mark
515
00:30:11,836 --> 00:30:13,444
the Meach
516
00:30:13,644 --> 00:30:16,379
Mayjam!
517
00:30:16,579 --> 00:30:17,336
Meach...
518
00:30:17,536 --> 00:30:19,256
Meach... Meach...
519
00:30:19,455 --> 00:30:21,086
Meach... Meach...
520
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:22,899
Meach... Meach...
521
00:30:23,098 --> 00:30:24,792
Meach... Meach...
522
00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:26,996
Meach... Meach...
523
00:30:27,196 --> 00:30:28,686
Meach...
524
00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,499
rise my friends
525
00:30:36,165 --> 00:30:39,541
so what are you supposed to be like the end boss or something?
526
00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:42,095
look around you Mr. Cassidy
527
00:30:42,295 --> 00:30:44,904
what you see is a row of championship banners
528
00:30:45,105 --> 00:30:47,478
for this is my home store
529
00:30:49,112 --> 00:30:52,577
it is here I have qualified for every global storyline tournament
530
00:30:52,778 --> 00:30:57,235
since the dawn of the game and yet the topic of conversation tonight
531
00:30:57,434 --> 00:31:02,631
is not my inexorable 10th consecutive qualifying tournament victory
532
00:31:02,832 --> 00:31:04,104
but is instead
533
00:31:04,304 --> 00:31:05,940
of some newcomer
534
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:08,458
slinging a slate of vintage quests
535
00:31:08,657 --> 00:31:10,307
why is this?
536
00:31:10,508 --> 00:31:12,609
regimes change and empires fall
537
00:31:14,211 --> 00:31:15,260
that sure looks comfy
538
00:31:15,461 --> 00:31:16,861
does that come with the win?
539
00:31:17,837 --> 00:31:18,937
one half or one third?
540
00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:24,881
will I be defeating you tonight with one half or one third of my deck
541
00:31:25,082 --> 00:31:26,640
pick half...
542
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:29,643
it's less embarrassing
543
00:31:33,028 --> 00:31:35,929
I think you're already playing with half a deck there buddy
544
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,452
no...
545
00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:39,389
one third it is...
546
00:31:41,490 --> 00:31:42,877
you go first
547
00:31:43,077 --> 00:31:44,327
we're not cutting for it?
548
00:31:48,468 --> 00:31:49,483
start out strong
549
00:31:49,682 --> 00:31:51,032
set yourself up for victory
550
00:31:51,901 --> 00:31:54,201
there's a reason you're carrying three of these
551
00:31:54,401 --> 00:31:55,777
biggest turnip?!
552
00:31:55,977 --> 00:31:57,470
quick 2 renown
553
00:31:58,942 --> 00:32:00,042
biggest turnip?!
554
00:32:00,262 --> 00:32:03,246
not every quest gets to be epic
555
00:32:03,446 --> 00:32:05,776
maybe I'm missing something
556
00:32:05,977 --> 00:32:09,167
what exactly is the big heroic deed here?
557
00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:11,211
growing a giant freak vegetable?
558
00:32:11,411 --> 00:32:13,005
more or less
559
00:32:13,204 --> 00:32:17,004
and said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?
560
00:32:17,204 --> 00:32:20,176
I don't think turnips are tubers
561
00:32:20,376 --> 00:32:21,711
so...
562
00:32:21,912 --> 00:32:23,819
your empire's at war
563
00:32:24,019 --> 00:32:26,593
and regardless of the tactical or
564
00:32:26,792 --> 00:32:28,434
economic realities on the ground
565
00:32:28,634 --> 00:32:32,248
you could theoretically win a military conflict
566
00:32:32,448 --> 00:32:35,841
by growing a turgid bit of purple stew bait
567
00:32:38,012 --> 00:32:40,970
hey, I have an idea how to end this flashback
568
00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:42,229
oh?
569
00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:51,010
turn
570
00:32:51,211 --> 00:32:52,695
take another
571
00:32:53,736 --> 00:32:54,772
I'm sorry?
572
00:32:54,971 --> 00:32:56,955
take another turn
573
00:32:57,155 --> 00:32:58,341
I insist
574
00:33:09,758 --> 00:33:10,758
now take another
575
00:33:12,306 --> 00:33:13,434
come on man
576
00:33:13,634 --> 00:33:15,234
take
577
00:33:15,434 --> 00:33:16,561
another
578
00:33:16,761 --> 00:33:18,533
turn
579
00:33:47,646 --> 00:33:49,027
it's like we talked about
580
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:51,729
a desperate offer could save your ass
581
00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:55,274
you get 3 renown to give 1 of your quest rewards
582
00:33:55,473 --> 00:33:57,358
to one of your opponent's guys
583
00:33:57,558 --> 00:33:58,943
and that helps me how?
584
00:33:59,144 --> 00:34:00,246
it might buy you a turn
585
00:34:00,445 --> 00:34:01,445
might!
586
00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:18,759
I said might
587
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:21,607
a word of advice Mr. Cassidy
588
00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:26,833
no matter how gimmicky your deck
589
00:34:27,032 --> 00:34:29,561
the jank that gets you through the Swiss
590
00:34:29,762 --> 00:34:32,516
won't hold up in the elimination rounds
591
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,826
tell your puppet master
592
00:34:38,672 --> 00:34:40,658
questing is dead
593
00:34:45,791 --> 00:34:47,655
our champion
594
00:34:47,856 --> 00:34:51,844
for the 10th consecutive year
595
00:34:52,043 --> 00:34:53,759
the
596
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,291
Meach!
597
00:34:55,492 --> 00:34:57,653
Meach... Meach...
598
00:34:57,853 --> 00:34:59,424
Meach... Meach...
599
00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:02,916
Gary it's conversations like these that keep you single
600
00:35:03,117 --> 00:35:06,345
but, but the logic bears out, right?
601
00:35:06,545 --> 00:35:08,883
tell me I'm wrong here's the thing
602
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:11,581
I'm not! If I have to pick a side
603
00:35:11,782 --> 00:35:13,829
you do fine
604
00:35:14,030 --> 00:35:16,419
yes, two dicks would grow back
605
00:35:16,619 --> 00:35:18,347
see? it's simple science!
606
00:35:18,547 --> 00:35:21,028
I don't know what Lodge's problem is
607
00:35:21,228 --> 00:35:23,711
hey, hey ah, can I talk to you? please!
608
00:35:23,911 --> 00:35:26,082
hey!
609
00:35:26,282 --> 00:35:27,365
you did great
610
00:35:27,565 --> 00:35:29,628
he beat me in 9 cards
611
00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:32,625
the Meach has won 4 Gencons!
612
00:35:32,824 --> 00:35:35,641
he's arguably the best player in the game today
613
00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,307
great, so...
614
00:35:37,507 --> 00:35:39,482
how am I supposed to beat him at Gencon?
615
00:35:39,682 --> 00:35:42,862
with any luck the legacy will knock him out of the tournament
616
00:35:43,063 --> 00:35:45,164
ok, how am I supposed to beat the legacy?
617
00:35:45,364 --> 00:35:47,864
with any luck the Meach will knock them out of the tournament
618
00:35:48,065 --> 00:35:49,099
you're not helping!
619
00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:56,182
every year in the sweltering late August heat
620
00:35:56,382 --> 00:35:59,057
a strange creature will follow its instinctual migration pattern
621
00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,576
here to urban Indiana
622
00:36:00,775 --> 00:36:01,797
the gamer
623
00:36:01,998 --> 00:36:04,030
during this great annual migration
624
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,434
gamers of all species from the Midwestern neck beard
625
00:36:06,634 --> 00:36:10,563
to quivering man joy will descend upon Indianapolis in the tens of thousands
626
00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:12,978
a group of gamers, called a table
627
00:36:13,179 --> 00:36:14,903
is virtually unheard of in these numbers
628
00:36:15,103 --> 00:36:17,336
but congregate they do every year
629
00:36:17,536 --> 00:36:18,588
for Gencon
630
00:36:18,789 --> 00:36:22,541
they have come such a distance for the same reasons as any migratory mammal
631
00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:24,889
to build up resources for the long winter months
632
00:36:25,090 --> 00:36:26,119
and to mate.
633
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:29,563
the pageantry of the 4 day con is not to be missed
634
00:36:29,762 --> 00:36:33,237
members of this giant table will adorn themselves with colorful plumage
635
00:36:33,438 --> 00:36:36,661
and perform bizarre mating displays to stand out from their rivals
636
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:39,717
competition among males for the demographically fewer females
637
00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:41,581
is fierce but seldom lethal
638
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,916
of the gamers who do successfully mate
639
00:36:44,115 --> 00:36:46,242
many will return a year later with their offspring
640
00:36:46,443 --> 00:36:49,364
the geeklet, assuring the cycle of gamer life will continue
641
00:36:49,563 --> 00:36:51,109
for at least another generation
642
00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:54,898
but for every successful pairing there are multitude of failures
643
00:36:55,097 --> 00:36:57,969
male gamers who fail to successfully find a mate
644
00:36:58,170 --> 00:37:00,626
must return to their feeding grounds alone
645
00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:03,511
where they will content themselves with their comic books
646
00:37:03,710 --> 00:37:06,850
video games, and their latent misogyny
647
00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:10,842
I knew you had it in you.
648
00:37:11,041 --> 00:37:12,442
you're being a bit of a dick
649
00:37:13,010 --> 00:37:14,760
come on, we gotta get you signed up
650
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,398
keep working on that!
651
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:18,416
yes my master!
652
00:37:28,766 --> 00:37:29,810
ok
653
00:37:30,010 --> 00:37:32,371
today's all about placing high enough in the Swiss
654
00:37:32,572 --> 00:37:34,823
that you advance to the elimination rounds
655
00:37:35,023 --> 00:37:37,054
that's where the real fight begins
656
00:37:37,253 --> 00:37:39,795
but first we gotta get your deck logged in the...
657
00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:41,726
are you even listening?
658
00:37:49,786 --> 00:37:52,018
oh Fortuna...
659
00:37:53,547 --> 00:37:55,182
hey Natalie!
660
00:37:55,382 --> 00:37:57,981
hey wenchhead!
661
00:37:58,181 --> 00:38:00,859
remember me? I'm the guy who's gonna put your king on the throne
662
00:38:01,059 --> 00:38:02,201
right!
663
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,038
only it's queen
664
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,750
and.. oh dear god you thought I was serious
665
00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:09,297
I expect that date when I win
666
00:38:12,454 --> 00:38:14,211
awesome why's a bowling team here?
667
00:38:14,411 --> 00:38:15,629
so full disclosure
668
00:38:15,829 --> 00:38:20,233
my tazer's not actually legal in the states had to send away for it to Singapore
669
00:38:20,434 --> 00:38:23,763
I'm detecting a hint of negativity
670
00:38:26,244 --> 00:38:27,637
it's a.. it's you!
671
00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:30,532
from... right! yeah!
672
00:38:30,731 --> 00:38:33,561
displaced military switch tacs yeah!
673
00:38:34,085 --> 00:38:35,487
you're telling me he plays?
674
00:38:36,288 --> 00:38:37,288
are you joking?
675
00:38:37,487 --> 00:38:39,725
oh my gosh, he's awesome well...
676
00:38:39,925 --> 00:38:42,632
you lasted what like nine cards against the Meach?
677
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:44,648
9 cards, yeah
678
00:38:45,766 --> 00:38:47,416
they got a lot to say don't they?
679
00:38:47,615 --> 00:38:48,940
have you recruited him yet?
680
00:38:49,141 --> 00:38:52,297
ah... why no she has not tell me more
681
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:55,257
oh man, check it
682
00:38:55,456 --> 00:38:57,869
so a bunch of us story players formed
683
00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:00,255
an alliance
684
00:39:00,454 --> 00:39:02,362
to take down the legacy, and...
685
00:39:02,563 --> 00:39:04,112
keep questing in the game.
686
00:39:04,311 --> 00:39:08,518
we're gonna get the best anti-starvation deck into the finals
687
00:39:08,717 --> 00:39:11,877
whether it's ours or somebody else's
688
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,059
isn't that great?
689
00:39:14,260 --> 00:39:16,400
oh check it, even we got buttons!
690
00:39:16,599 --> 00:39:19,259
buttons, wheeee!
691
00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:21,293
wait, wait, so...
692
00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:23,661
it's an alliance to lose?
693
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,703
clearly nothing that you would be interested in
694
00:39:26,903 --> 00:39:28,532
it's an alliance to win
695
00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:29,935
as a team
696
00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:31,561
oh shit, like NASCAR?
697
00:39:34,324 --> 00:39:36,145
and we'd love to have you man
698
00:39:37,657 --> 00:39:39,355
ah...
699
00:39:41,492 --> 00:39:42,905
here's the thing...
700
00:39:43,105 --> 00:39:46,119
I'm trying to wrangle a date with ginger smack over there
701
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,815
Natalie? yes and I can't do that
702
00:39:49,014 --> 00:39:52,260
unless I get her monarch ass down on the god head seat so...
703
00:39:53,632 --> 00:39:54,632
I have to win
704
00:40:02,425 --> 00:40:03,726
just gimme the damn button
705
00:40:07,554 --> 00:40:11,054
I wanted to thank everyone for making nine empires the game it is today
706
00:40:11,253 --> 00:40:13,418
you know 15 years ago when we started this people told us
707
00:40:13,619 --> 00:40:17,146
we were crazy for making a card game where the players could influence the story
708
00:40:17,347 --> 00:40:19,086
and, well, they were right
709
00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:21,071
but here we still are
710
00:40:21,271 --> 00:40:25,032
and here's your head writer for nine empires: Penelope Chalk
711
00:40:27,766 --> 00:40:30,766
The fate of the world lies in your hands brothers and sisters
712
00:40:30,965 --> 00:40:34,353
in 3 days time we will crown our new monarch
713
00:40:34,552 --> 00:40:36,255
until then
714
00:40:36,456 --> 00:40:39,032
we cry havoc! HAVOC!
715
00:40:39,231 --> 00:40:41,717
cry havoc! HAVOC!
716
00:40:41,918 --> 00:40:43,807
let slip the dogs of war!
717
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,254
it's a dollar per roll
718
00:40:51,454 --> 00:40:54,239
or 7 for five, but you have to roll
719
00:40:54,438 --> 00:40:56,884
and you only get a kiss on the cheek if you roll a 20
720
00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:58,927
otherwise, it's a chocolate kiss
721
00:40:59,128 --> 00:41:02,679
so 1.4 rolls per dollar at the wholesale rate
722
00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:05,078
with a 5% chance of return will yield a total
723
00:41:05,278 --> 00:41:08,659
bulk value of approximately $14.25 per kiss
724
00:41:08,858 --> 00:41:09,951
so, here...
725
00:41:10,152 --> 00:41:12,914
is five hundred dollars
726
00:41:13,992 --> 00:41:15,791
you owe me 35 kisses
727
00:41:17,302 --> 00:41:18,394
it's for charity
728
00:41:21,974 --> 00:41:22,974
come here come here
729
00:41:24,784 --> 00:41:26,384
badges please
730
00:41:28,172 --> 00:41:29,722
there's so much cool stuff here
731
00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:31,967
oh that's really nifty
732
00:41:32,168 --> 00:41:33,635
there's so much going on
733
00:41:33,835 --> 00:41:35,963
CHIBI CHAN!
734
00:41:36,164 --> 00:41:41,752
CHIBI CHIBI CHIBICHAN CHIBI CHAAAAAN
735
00:41:41,952 --> 00:41:43,683
CHIBI CHAAAAN
736
00:41:43,882 --> 00:41:45,165
CHIBI CHAN!
737
00:41:45,365 --> 00:41:46,498
Hey look! CHIBI
738
00:41:46,697 --> 00:41:49,440
I don't have a problem with you man
739
00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:51,859
we can both enjoy the con, ok?
740
00:41:52,059 --> 00:41:55,045
you go your way, and I'll go mine
741
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,630
CHIBI CHAN what the hell did you just say to me?
742
00:41:58,829 --> 00:42:01,182
ah CHIBI.. huh?
743
00:42:01,282 --> 00:42:02,282
CHAN!
744
00:42:02,483 --> 00:42:04,314
you think I'm just gonna stand here and take that, huh?
745
00:42:04,514 --> 00:42:05,663
CHIBI CHAN?
746
00:42:09,585 --> 00:42:11,045
we may have a situation
747
00:42:14,829 --> 00:42:16,994
take it back, take it back
748
00:42:17,193 --> 00:42:17,951
is this man bothering you?
749
00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:19,616
this is no man!
750
00:42:19,817 --> 00:42:21,621
hey, hey hey hey hey
751
00:42:21,822 --> 00:42:24,637
sorry sorry
752
00:42:24,836 --> 00:42:26,719
sorry, our friend's dehydrated
753
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,682
that humidity and air
754
00:42:28,882 --> 00:42:32,692
you guys, totally worth taking those ewoks
755
00:42:34,650 --> 00:42:37,174
I hate ewoks!
756
00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:39,369
CHIBI CHAN
757
00:42:51,949 --> 00:42:53,377
good game well played
758
00:42:57,635 --> 00:42:59,067
how are you doing this?
759
00:42:59,268 --> 00:43:01,853
were you just pretending not to play?
760
00:43:02,052 --> 00:43:04,690
because I need a pity victory because I'm a girl?
761
00:43:04,891 --> 00:43:07,010
I'm five and one today dude
762
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,422
hey, not what he's thinking
763
00:43:09,623 --> 00:43:10,628
at all
764
00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:13,056
I mean your, eh... you... you...
765
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:17,764
being elite is not even on his mind right?
766
00:43:17,963 --> 00:43:19,779
you ok? so...
767
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:22,628
what does it matter if he just learned how to play the game?
768
00:43:22,827 --> 00:43:25,063
he's... what are you today? four and two
769
00:43:25,264 --> 00:43:26,483
he's four and two
770
00:43:26,682 --> 00:43:29,447
do you know what that means? I do. It means that if he
771
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:32,405
wins the next match we all advance
772
00:43:32,606 --> 00:43:33,697
alright?
773
00:43:33,896 --> 00:43:37,030
that's some go team stuff right there right?
774
00:43:37,231 --> 00:43:38,592
that's why we're here
775
00:43:39,740 --> 00:43:40,813
female
776
00:43:41,014 --> 00:43:42,014
shoo!
777
00:43:48,396 --> 00:43:50,518
you got a pretty mouth
778
00:43:56,626 --> 00:43:59,867
Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen
779
00:44:00,068 --> 00:44:02,908
It is as I feared war has come to Holden
780
00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:06,964
the dread army of Ixhasa marches against us
781
00:44:07,164 --> 00:44:09,814
at the very least we can stop wondering when they come
782
00:44:14,893 --> 00:44:17,135
the undead are already burning our crops
783
00:44:17,335 --> 00:44:18,549
blading our fields
784
00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:21,704
they aim to starve us out!
785
00:44:21,905 --> 00:44:25,011
if anything we can thank them for using consistent tactics
786
00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:26,920
one mo
787
00:44:28,398 --> 00:44:30,538
what quest awaits us?
788
00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:31,734
to pale mountain?
789
00:44:31,934 --> 00:44:34,139
we need to stop an army not have questions answered
790
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,304
the apple of life then? no one's died
791
00:44:36,503 --> 00:44:38,034
besides we'd never complete it
792
00:44:38,235 --> 00:44:39,401
why wouldn't I complete it?
793
00:44:39,601 --> 00:44:41,927
because they'd never find your body
794
00:44:42,126 --> 00:44:47,362
this card needs to be torn in half to activate the quest reward
795
00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:48,929
it's a rare rare
796
00:44:49,128 --> 00:44:51,891
a Gencon participation card from 98
797
00:44:52,092 --> 00:44:54,257
there were only 500 of these ever printed
798
00:44:54,456 --> 00:44:58,724
just slide that back in your deck
799
00:44:58,925 --> 00:45:01,398
then where are we bound with the dead at our door?
800
00:45:01,597 --> 00:45:03,748
plague of locusts on your farm
801
00:45:03,949 --> 00:45:06,557
consistent tactics plague of locusts on your other farm
802
00:45:09,088 --> 00:45:10,500
I take the field
803
00:45:10,701 --> 00:45:11,326
turn
804
00:45:17,487 --> 00:45:18,579
here
805
00:45:18,780 --> 00:45:20,979
let's find a most peculiar lamp with all haste
806
00:45:21,179 --> 00:45:22,260
thwarting
807
00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:24,089
with skinny
808
00:45:25,704 --> 00:45:28,854
according to my father's notes the lamp was entombed in the wall
809
00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:52,629
winded old man?
810
00:46:08,878 --> 00:46:11,383
ehhhh you again
811
00:46:11,583 --> 00:46:12,583
I'm... sorry?
812
00:46:12,782 --> 00:46:16,764
you're about to wish for a bountiful harvest to feed your people
813
00:46:16,963 --> 00:46:19,871
and torrential rain to turn your home battlefield to mud
814
00:46:20,070 --> 00:46:21,971
this will stymie the dread army
815
00:46:22,172 --> 00:46:27,375
and buy you enough time to quest for victory, yay...
816
00:46:29,583 --> 00:46:30,624
yeah that sounds good
817
00:46:30,824 --> 00:46:32,036
well?
818
00:46:33,132 --> 00:46:35,064
yes, we'll do that
819
00:46:38,219 --> 00:46:40,961
you actually have to say that you...
820
00:46:41,161 --> 00:46:44,432
we wish for a... bountiful harvest
821
00:46:44,632 --> 00:46:48,762
which is ho in this season and pairs quite nicely with...
822
00:46:48,963 --> 00:46:50,360
torrential rain
823
00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:52,594
and maya for my third
824
00:47:02,253 --> 00:47:04,372
that is a bounty
825
00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:07,101
you're the first guy to knock a legacy player out of the tournament
826
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:10,735
ok, so, these you can totally redeem for other cards
827
00:47:10,934 --> 00:47:13,375
and this book is a history of the game
828
00:47:17,563 --> 00:47:20,063
ok... so he can play
829
00:47:20,262 --> 00:47:23,414
ok so he can play hell yes he can play!
830
00:47:23,614 --> 00:47:24,867
you lost!
831
00:47:25,068 --> 00:47:26,068
to whom?
832
00:47:28,617 --> 00:47:30,378
who the hell is that?
833
00:47:31,079 --> 00:47:34,289
some punk throwing vintage quests out of Holden
834
00:47:34,489 --> 00:47:37,755
quests? you lost to a quest deck?
835
00:47:40,367 --> 00:47:41,682
fascinating...
836
00:47:41,882 --> 00:47:43,749
your wishes are granted
837
00:47:43,949 --> 00:47:45,159
I thank you
838
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,387
to Holden? oh no need
839
00:47:47,588 --> 00:47:49,632
your enemy has withdrawn
840
00:47:51,326 --> 00:47:53,842
how can you know that?
841
00:47:55,969 --> 00:47:57,621
because...
842
00:47:57,822 --> 00:48:01,878
this is hardly the first time we've done this dance
843
00:48:02,077 --> 00:48:04,568
it's not always the same enemy
844
00:48:04,768 --> 00:48:06,672
and it's not always you or the pair'em
845
00:48:07,172 --> 00:48:10,900
and you are not always victorious
846
00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:16,132
you do usually have the turnip though
847
00:48:17,454 --> 00:48:21,128
ignore him he'd trick you out of your last wish
848
00:48:21,327 --> 00:48:24,820
does this have something to do with this...
849
00:48:25,021 --> 00:48:26,649
sense that I've been living the same moments
850
00:48:26,849 --> 00:48:28,615
over, and over again?
851
00:48:28,815 --> 00:48:33,686
my... you are a perceptive one
852
00:48:35,132 --> 00:48:36,767
excuse us
853
00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:45,344
what are you talking about?
854
00:48:45,543 --> 00:48:47,350
it's hard to say, it's it's...
855
00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:51,519
it's a feeling like a dream you can't quite remember
856
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,940
a sense that we've done it all before
857
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,744
like we're trying to remember the steps to a dance that we can't
858
00:48:58,943 --> 00:49:01,248
quite recall until we're dancing it again
859
00:49:01,447 --> 00:49:04,922
the phrase you're looking for which from a language of
860
00:49:05,123 --> 00:49:09,335
artiste and romance is deja vu
861
00:49:09,534 --> 00:49:11,514
I would know more of this
862
00:49:11,715 --> 00:49:13,704
how to explain...
863
00:49:14,505 --> 00:49:19,099
this realm is locked in a quantum state
864
00:49:21,661 --> 00:49:25,519
your world exists only as possibilities
865
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:28,705
this encounter is but one of many iterations
866
00:49:28,905 --> 00:49:30,534
shadows...
867
00:49:30,735 --> 00:49:33,360
like the one you may become
868
00:49:34,159 --> 00:49:36,678
of a single true reality
869
00:49:36,878 --> 00:49:38,732
that has yet to be determined
870
00:49:39,532 --> 00:49:43,447
when this version of events fade it will do so as a dream
871
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:47,738
but one you will not remember for it will never have occurred
872
00:49:48,807 --> 00:49:50,407
and you
873
00:49:50,608 --> 00:49:53,368
will return to the place you always do
874
00:49:54,552 --> 00:49:57,623
I am summoned to the queen
875
00:49:57,824 --> 00:50:02,269
with no memory this has happened a thousand times before
876
00:50:03,338 --> 00:50:04,375
this can't be true
877
00:50:04,576 --> 00:50:06,632
this can't possibly be true
878
00:50:09,695 --> 00:50:12,456
good to be here it's good to be here
879
00:50:15,463 --> 00:50:16,250
so...
880
00:50:16,449 --> 00:50:17,143
iron chops
881
00:50:17,342 --> 00:50:22,215
Jayce would like to invite you... Oh.. no no no, and others...
882
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,393
Jayce and other members of the alliance
883
00:50:26,594 --> 00:50:29,291
would like to invite you to the LARP tonight
884
00:50:34,409 --> 00:50:37,192
sorry, I don't LARP
885
00:50:37,391 --> 00:50:40,145
I'm not a.. LARPER
886
00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:46,159
so, furries are people that LARPers make fun of
887
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,535
and LARPers are people that gamers make fun of
888
00:50:49,735 --> 00:50:51,875
and gamers are people that people make fun of
889
00:50:52,074 --> 00:50:55,551
plus I'm gaming with my group for the first time in like...
890
00:50:55,751 --> 00:50:58,416
a year, so... which sounds
891
00:50:58,615 --> 00:51:00,025
that sounds awesome
892
00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:03,112
that's very cool
893
00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:07,175
but if you change your mind for real you are invited so
894
00:51:07,376 --> 00:51:08,914
please stop by
895
00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:18,813
what's happening?
896
00:51:19,014 --> 00:51:21,079
is the world ending?
897
00:51:21,278 --> 00:51:26,447
not ending... just resetting.
898
00:51:28,262 --> 00:51:30,519
and we'll not remember this?
899
00:51:31,219 --> 00:51:34,003
I won't forget, I couldn't
900
00:51:34,704 --> 00:51:36,079
I'll remember it all
901
00:51:36,278 --> 00:51:39,882
stop that you can't know what I'm going to say
902
00:51:40,081 --> 00:51:41,384
gargoyle
903
00:51:41,585 --> 00:51:42,907
lemon tart
904
00:51:43,106 --> 00:51:44,954
dance on my face!
905
00:51:52,773 --> 00:51:56,050
there is one rather major variation this time around
906
00:51:56,750 --> 00:51:58,931
I'm surprised you haven't spotted it
907
00:52:00,346 --> 00:52:04,496
you only used two... I wish to remem...
908
00:52:06,233 --> 00:52:07,541
so...
909
00:52:07,742 --> 00:52:10,269
I made it to the elimination round no surprises there
910
00:52:10,469 --> 00:52:15,279
ok, so, where were we?
911
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,771
ah, yes...
912
00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:22,233
the shadow no wilk wait, I want to savor this
913
00:52:22,432 --> 00:52:24,929
it's been so long
914
00:52:31,079 --> 00:52:33,021
ok, go
915
00:52:33,221 --> 00:52:37,516
the shadow welcomes you into his chamber
916
00:52:37,717 --> 00:52:40,980
please, sit
917
00:52:53,528 --> 00:52:56,217
I'm pretty certain he's dead
918
00:52:56,416 --> 00:52:58,342
are you certain? quite
919
00:52:58,541 --> 00:53:01,835
I'm afraid the homicidal slattern murdered him
920
00:53:02,034 --> 00:53:04,370
with my minion knife
921
00:53:04,570 --> 00:53:05,932
see?
922
00:53:06,132 --> 00:53:08,596
oh yes, of course.
923
00:53:08,795 --> 00:53:12,299
minion knife? well yea, not gonna get minion blood
924
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,577
all over my main weapon
925
00:53:14,777 --> 00:53:18,278
how are you a cleric?
926
00:53:18,478 --> 00:53:20,783
the lord works in mysterious ways
927
00:53:20,983 --> 00:53:22,579
enough of your games, demon
928
00:53:22,780 --> 00:53:26,915
games? what have I done other than offer you refreshment
929
00:53:27,114 --> 00:53:30,114
and watch you reassassinate my servant?
930
00:53:30,315 --> 00:53:34,671
the girl, the princess, where is she where did you take her?
931
00:53:34,871 --> 00:53:38,625
now that, is a matter of no light conversation
932
00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:45,383
please, sit
933
00:53:52,496 --> 00:53:54,699
that wasn't so bad now, was it?
934
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:59,599
it's been so long since I've had stimulating conversation
935
00:53:59,798 --> 00:54:01,329
CHIBIII CHAAAAN
936
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:03,551
no! no!
937
00:54:07,947 --> 00:54:09,269
CHIBI CHAAAN!
938
00:54:10,496 --> 00:54:11,894
well we've lost Gary
939
00:54:16,123 --> 00:54:18,929
so... same time next year?
940
00:54:19,128 --> 00:54:22,630
you got a lot of nerve showing your face around here
941
00:54:22,829 --> 00:54:26,471
look dude you can't harass the mascots ok? (Cease your chattering, manflesh)
942
00:54:29,228 --> 00:54:33,485
chill (Or you shall meet the same doom as your friends)
943
00:54:37,219 --> 00:54:39,356
we might need security
944
00:54:39,556 --> 00:54:42,571
CHIBI CHAN (That's right, I killed them)
945
00:54:42,771 --> 00:54:44,806
CHIBI CHAAAN (I killed them all)
946
00:54:45,005 --> 00:54:48,483
CHIBI CHAN (Their tears were delicious)
947
00:54:48,684 --> 00:54:50,709
CHIBI CHAN! (and there's nothing you could do to stop me)
948
00:54:50,909 --> 00:54:53,733
CHIBI CHAN! (JUST LIKE LAST TIME!)
949
00:55:02,411 --> 00:55:04,525
dude, are you ok?
950
00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:13,928
I need security in the ... small room
951
00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,897
every damn con
952
00:55:17,097 --> 00:55:18,103
CHIBI CHAN
953
00:55:24,666 --> 00:55:26,836
If we cannot come to some accord
954
00:55:27,036 --> 00:55:32,193
find some way to trust each other and form a united front
955
00:55:32,393 --> 00:55:35,619
the Ixhasa will reach the god head seat
956
00:55:35,820 --> 00:55:40,019
and an age of darkness will consume us all
957
00:55:40,219 --> 00:55:43,445
and out of character that means questing is dead
958
00:55:43,646 --> 00:55:46,021
and I'd rather not have that happen on my watch
959
00:55:46,221 --> 00:55:49,228
the Tuatha will join the alliance with Holden
960
00:55:49,427 --> 00:55:54,384
if you hand over the traitor Dundereal
961
00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:58,413
you do not represent the Tuatha you speak for the Unseely
962
00:55:58,612 --> 00:56:01,268
The Unseely won the war
963
00:56:01,467 --> 00:56:06,210
and so we are the Tuatha
964
00:56:06,409 --> 00:56:10,251
the price for our cooperation is your Seely prince
965
00:56:10,452 --> 00:56:11,495
Never!
966
00:56:11,695 --> 00:56:14,353
nice timing by the way thanks
967
00:56:14,552 --> 00:56:16,484
did someone mention prices?
968
00:56:16,684 --> 00:56:18,514
we of ash are listening
969
00:56:18,713 --> 00:56:20,505
what Malchior needs is food
970
00:56:20,706 --> 00:56:22,672
yet you built your kingdom on a mountaintop
971
00:56:22,871 --> 00:56:27,849
food or land. Give us a farming province we'll send you an army
972
00:56:28,050 --> 00:56:31,552
no sell it to us, we'll give you a good price
973
00:56:31,751 --> 00:56:34,112
why should it fall to us to fight the dreaded army
974
00:56:34,311 --> 00:56:36,740
it's clear whose fault this is
975
00:56:36,940 --> 00:56:41,403
Arcanix they shattered the new mountain with their magics
976
00:56:41,603 --> 00:56:44,106
and exposed the sea you will not put this on us
977
00:56:44,306 --> 00:56:46,046
no.. excuse me
978
00:56:46,246 --> 00:56:51,391
you provoked them with your crazy magics
979
00:56:51,592 --> 00:56:54,615
that pyramid was under water till you woke them up
980
00:56:54,815 --> 00:56:58,149
and now that we have awoken you are all doomed
981
00:56:58,349 --> 00:57:01,895
if you want our help it might be wise not to insult us
982
00:57:02,096 --> 00:57:05,697
all of you! all doomed
983
00:57:05,896 --> 00:57:09,000
if it's anyone's fault its yours a city king bomb was supposed
984
00:57:09,199 --> 00:57:11,221
to destroy the seat entirely
985
00:57:15,563 --> 00:57:16,597
what... what?
986
00:57:21,594 --> 00:57:25,241
dudes seriously those costumes are unreal you guys went all out
987
00:57:33,844 --> 00:57:35,809
ok a little too into it
988
00:57:41,242 --> 00:57:42,592
why does it keep happening?
989
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:46,182
nice! can barely tell the tale
990
00:57:46,382 --> 00:57:48,554
I'm so glad you changed your mind
991
00:57:49,253 --> 00:57:50,733
I was hoping you'd come
992
00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:52,690
why aren't you wearing a costume?
993
00:57:52,889 --> 00:57:56,387
oh I, I am, I'm LARPING as a guy who hates LARPING
994
00:57:57,288 --> 00:57:58,815
she's behind me isn't she?
995
00:57:59,014 --> 00:58:00,158
yea... directly.
996
00:58:01,059 --> 00:58:03,662
look, this may look stupid to you
997
00:58:03,862 --> 00:58:06,130
but it's one of the highlights of my year
998
00:58:06,731 --> 00:58:09,056
so if you're gonna be a colossal dick
999
00:58:09,956 --> 00:58:12,005
just go dick it up in the corner
1000
00:58:25,860 --> 00:58:27,445
where were we?
1001
00:58:28,746 --> 00:58:30,625
you were belittling us
1002
00:58:30,824 --> 00:58:33,938
so much for your vaunted technology
1003
00:58:34,139 --> 00:58:36,276
so how is it I haven't seen you at a tourney?
1004
00:58:36,476 --> 00:58:39,597
vintage cards like that you just don't find them laying around
1005
00:58:39,797 --> 00:58:41,889
ah they're a friend's
1006
00:58:42,088 --> 00:58:44,076
I'm just passing through
1007
00:58:44,775 --> 00:58:46,980
well enjoy it while you can
1008
00:58:47,181 --> 00:58:49,416
this might be going away
1009
00:58:49,617 --> 00:58:51,370
a lot of players are leaving the game
1010
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:53,266
yeah, but, not these guys
1011
00:58:55,101 --> 00:58:56,110
really?
1012
00:58:56,309 --> 00:58:58,074
aren't these your most hardcore fans?
1013
00:58:58,275 --> 00:59:00,692
they can't stand to see what the legacy is doing to the game
1014
00:59:00,891 --> 00:59:03,698
con after con tourney after tourney
1015
00:59:03,898 --> 00:59:05,887
what they need is hope really
1016
00:59:07,646 --> 00:59:09,381
what they need is a champion
1017
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,750
I'm just passing through
1018
00:59:17,177 --> 00:59:20,329
hey we didn't see you complain when our a-bomb blew up the god king
1019
00:59:20,530 --> 00:59:22,245
and that was our last chance to get home
1020
00:59:22,445 --> 00:59:24,555
we'd help miss
1021
00:59:25,454 --> 00:59:28,547
but there's just goddamn too few of us
1022
00:59:28,746 --> 00:59:31,452
we can't risk open warfare and leave the home state undefended
1023
00:59:32,152 --> 00:59:33,594
what about your neighbors
1024
00:59:33,795 --> 00:59:35,340
would they be of any help? HAH!
1025
00:59:35,541 --> 00:59:38,849
the Hujem? you remember the god king
1026
00:59:42,168 --> 00:59:43,871
arrrr...
1027
00:59:44,070 --> 00:59:47,405
we'll have no dealings with the displaced
1028
00:59:47,606 --> 00:59:49,349
let the dead take them
1029
00:59:49,548 --> 00:59:52,594
but if one of us falls, we all fall
1030
00:59:52,795 --> 00:59:55,206
the strong of faith will prevail
1031
00:59:55,405 --> 00:59:57,049
forget it
1032
00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,440
a waste of time
1033
00:59:58,641 --> 01:00:01,307
you really need to get over this minor dispute with the displaced
1034
01:00:01,507 --> 01:00:03,815
minor dispute? they killed our god!
1035
01:00:04,016 --> 01:00:05,327
and we'd do it again!
1036
01:00:05,527 --> 01:00:06,625
not helping!
1037
01:00:07,630 --> 01:00:09,401
there will be no accord
1038
01:00:09,601 --> 01:00:13,568
it's not enough that doom is on the march we must be complicit in our own downfall
1039
01:00:17,012 --> 01:00:18,308
and where are you?
1040
01:00:18,509 --> 01:00:20,264
because you're clearly not here
1041
01:00:20,465 --> 01:00:22,133
I'm really not
1042
01:00:24,509 --> 01:00:27,371
what would you say if I told you that none of this matters?
1043
01:00:27,572 --> 01:00:29,736
nothing happening here that it's all for naught
1044
01:00:31,682 --> 01:00:33,175
I'd say I don't understand
1045
01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,985
I however do
1046
01:00:37,420 --> 01:00:39,496
at a diplomatic summit?
1047
01:00:40,195 --> 01:00:42,159
you were not invited
1048
01:00:42,358 --> 01:00:46,174
it was open to the representatives of the nine empires, was it not?
1049
01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:49,083
and is Ixhasa not one of the nine?
1050
01:00:50,769 --> 01:00:51,769
there's a lad
1051
01:00:52,061 --> 01:00:54,020
a word with your lady
1052
01:00:56,717 --> 01:00:58,047
she's not my lady
1053
01:00:58,248 --> 01:01:00,394
so you know it's liberating isn't it
1054
01:01:00,594 --> 01:01:03,873
knowing that the fate of our world is not determined by us
1055
01:01:04,074 --> 01:01:05,921
I don't believe you
1056
01:01:06,121 --> 01:01:08,922
I don't need you to believe me
1057
01:01:09,922 --> 01:01:13,521
we're but pieces on a board fleshling
1058
01:01:13,722 --> 01:01:18,790
toyed with by powers unaware of our existence
1059
01:01:18,989 --> 01:01:22,046
powers that favor Ixhasa
1060
01:01:23,606 --> 01:01:27,779
the hands that deal our fate do so in our favor
1061
01:01:29,175 --> 01:01:31,789
the outcome has already been determined
1062
01:01:35,373 --> 01:01:38,342
you need not die with the rest of your people
1063
01:01:41,686 --> 01:01:45,924
Dundereal need not die with the rest of your people
1064
01:01:53,452 --> 01:01:56,005
what has come over you? you just do not understand!
1065
01:01:56,206 --> 01:02:00,140
nothing we do her matters! we cannot affect the outcome!
1066
01:02:00,340 --> 01:02:03,028
the entire world is at stake the entire world
1067
01:02:03,228 --> 01:02:06,353
the kingdom your father build and you speak of abandoning
1068
01:02:06,552 --> 01:02:08,467
perhaps we can escape the cycle
1069
01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:09,967
oh get a hold of yourself!
1070
01:02:29,023 --> 01:02:31,167
Did you win?
1071
01:02:31,367 --> 01:02:33,697
it's a LARP
1072
01:02:33,898 --> 01:02:36,912
oh so you all lost?
1073
01:02:42,068 --> 01:02:43,068
where'd she go?
1074
01:03:01,302 --> 01:03:03,597
hey cardligula
1075
01:03:03,797 --> 01:03:05,697
you seen Natalie around here anywhere?
1076
01:03:08,286 --> 01:03:09,690
ah, you're confused
1077
01:03:09,891 --> 01:03:12,231
you see in human society when someone asks a question
1078
01:03:12,431 --> 01:03:14,357
unless she's a card in one of these decks
1079
01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:15,873
I haven't seen her
1080
01:03:16,072 --> 01:03:19,828
did you see me beat that starvation deck today?
1081
01:03:20,028 --> 01:03:22,300
I quested the shit out of it
1082
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:25,458
you beat the lowest ranking member of the legacy with a deck
1083
01:03:25,659 --> 01:03:26,862
they'd never seen
1084
01:03:27,061 --> 01:03:29,639
congratulations are not yet in order
1085
01:03:31,195 --> 01:03:33,659
riiiight
1086
01:03:35,788 --> 01:03:40,992
oh uhmmm, Jayce and Natalie and some of the story players
1087
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:43,021
have this whole little alliance thing going
1088
01:03:43,221 --> 01:03:45,371
I have no dealings with the lesser kingdoms
1089
01:03:49,873 --> 01:03:51,402
is that a starvation deck?
1090
01:03:51,601 --> 01:03:53,192
cuz if it is... I'm sorry
1091
01:03:53,391 --> 01:03:55,945
did I interrupt your sentence with the middle of my ritual?
1092
01:03:56,346 --> 01:04:00,141
you dropped this
1093
01:04:15,820 --> 01:04:17,790
in each...
1094
01:04:19,949 --> 01:04:23,774
in each of these envelopes is a potential future
1095
01:04:23,974 --> 01:04:25,677
for the nine empires
1096
01:04:25,876 --> 01:04:30,291
nine versions of the story depending on who wins the god head seat
1097
01:04:30,490 --> 01:04:36,259
by a vote of 37:19 the regional qualifying winners have chosen war over diplomacy
1098
01:04:36,460 --> 01:04:43,023
and as a result the elimination round will be played under conquest rules
1099
01:04:43,222 --> 01:04:46,210
any unique hero killed from this point forward
1100
01:04:46,411 --> 01:04:49,777
will be permanently dead in the storyline
1101
01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:02,662
Buxtehude, you are summoned to the...
1102
01:05:06,635 --> 01:05:10,186
Buxtehude...
1103
01:05:18,237 --> 01:05:20,330
something's different
1104
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:22,413
it certainly is
1105
01:05:26,005 --> 01:05:28,373
I'm so sorry
1106
01:05:29,793 --> 01:05:33,204
if I... stop
1107
01:05:35,003 --> 01:05:36,828
do you regret this at all?
1108
01:05:37,028 --> 01:05:39,525
would you change it?
1109
01:05:39,726 --> 01:05:41,827
have had it never happened?
1110
01:05:43,289 --> 01:05:45,570
and in what way have you wronged either of us
1111
01:05:50,172 --> 01:05:53,131
Buxtehude!
1112
01:05:53,331 --> 01:05:55,654
You are summoned
1113
01:05:55,855 --> 01:05:56,862
to the quee... sleep
1114
01:06:06,704 --> 01:06:08,951
is it my turn?
1115
01:06:12,407 --> 01:06:15,430
and that's 50
1116
01:06:15,630 --> 01:06:17,385
turn
1117
01:06:19,639 --> 01:06:22,007
ahhh ok...
1118
01:06:22,206 --> 01:06:23,949
good game?
1119
01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,771
yeah something like that
1120
01:06:32,961 --> 01:06:36,876
you too? yeah but I tagged every card he played
1121
01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:38,660
his whole deck, right there
1122
01:06:41,007 --> 01:06:42,594
this guy could ruin our plans
1123
01:06:44,253 --> 01:06:46,684
Sean Cassidy vs. Chris Hunter
1124
01:06:46,884 --> 01:06:49,039
we're switching tactics
1125
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:50,730
you're gonna lose to the quest deck
1126
01:06:50,931 --> 01:06:52,789
what? come on I can take this guy
1127
01:06:52,989 --> 01:06:55,795
you don't need to take him, you need to kill off his heroes
1128
01:06:55,996 --> 01:06:59,085
we were tarred for conquest rules let's use them
1129
01:06:59,284 --> 01:07:00,507
understand me?
1130
01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:03,320
sweep the leg
1131
01:07:05,128 --> 01:07:06,140
well?
1132
01:07:06,340 --> 01:07:07,340
coming?
1133
01:07:13,585 --> 01:07:15,315
brilliant, brilliant!
1134
01:07:15,516 --> 01:07:19,394
we've seen too much of their army for this to be a split attack
1135
01:07:19,594 --> 01:07:22,516
Holden is not the target
1136
01:07:22,717 --> 01:07:25,603
we are! why we're but two people?
1137
01:07:27,068 --> 01:07:30,259
two people tying up their army
1138
01:07:30,458 --> 01:07:33,264
let them pursue us it means Holden's safe
1139
01:07:33,465 --> 01:07:34,914
is it now?
1140
01:07:36,164 --> 01:07:38,360
I gave you an out
1141
01:07:39,581 --> 01:07:42,199
you remember Skafla
1142
01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:51,597
Unerring strike
1143
01:07:53,083 --> 01:07:56,404
that won't thwart the quest I win next action
1144
01:07:57,612 --> 01:07:58,800
yeah
1145
01:07:59,001 --> 01:08:01,057
without one of your heroes
1146
01:08:01,257 --> 01:08:05,581
so who's for the chop?
1147
01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:14,393
sleep
1148
01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,486
ok thanks
1149
01:08:23,548 --> 01:08:25,395
ok who was it?
1150
01:08:28,507 --> 01:08:29,956
wow...
1151
01:08:30,155 --> 01:08:32,217
wow...
1152
01:08:38,166 --> 01:08:39,622
hey hey
1153
01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:41,677
good luck tomorrow
1154
01:08:41,877 --> 01:08:44,102
congrats on making the semis
1155
01:08:44,301 --> 01:08:46,770
thanks same to you
1156
01:08:50,216 --> 01:08:51,252
Dundereal
1157
01:08:54,190 --> 01:08:57,117
That's
1158
01:08:57,317 --> 01:08:58,639
yeah
1159
01:09:00,046 --> 01:09:02,621
you know I actually won the tournament that...
1160
01:09:02,820 --> 01:09:03,837
brought him to Holden
1161
01:09:04,037 --> 01:09:06,346
it really, really hurts my deck
1162
01:09:06,546 --> 01:09:09,019
it got wicked bonuses with Myriad in play
1163
01:09:10,765 --> 01:09:12,465
I don't know how I'm gonna make up the difference
1164
01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:14,041
that's why it's sad?
1165
01:09:16,283 --> 01:09:19,155
because your deck suffers mechanically?
1166
01:09:20,423 --> 01:09:23,297
not because Myriad lost the love of her life?
1167
01:09:26,908 --> 01:09:29,258
what it's not enough to win the damn tournament?
1168
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,828
I have to get everyone's favorite character across the goal line as well?
1169
01:09:32,029 --> 01:09:34,618
and I'm telling you it is the best way to kill a hydra
1170
01:09:34,818 --> 01:09:37,793
ignore the heads with the teeth and just keep chopping dong
1171
01:09:37,993 --> 01:09:40,744
until so many have grown back... to gracefully change the subject
1172
01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:42,927
if you'd all just sit
1173
01:09:43,127 --> 01:09:45,819
how long are you gonna keep me cooped up in here?
1174
01:09:46,019 --> 01:09:48,070
I've been wondering that myself
1175
01:09:48,270 --> 01:09:51,968
till you're ready to not start any shit with CHIBI CHAN
1176
01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:54,895
so... gaming? Anyone?
1177
01:09:55,095 --> 01:09:56,555
can we play?
1178
01:09:56,756 --> 01:09:59,639
can you? you have half a party
1179
01:10:01,103 --> 01:10:03,319
yes, yes we can!
1180
01:10:03,519 --> 01:10:05,615
we could still play, see?
1181
01:10:05,815 --> 01:10:08,605
hey everyone
1182
01:10:08,805 --> 01:10:11,781
this campaign's dangerously unboring
1183
01:10:11,981 --> 01:10:14,376
but don't worry, I'm here to fix it
1184
01:10:14,576 --> 01:10:17,961
first off, we're gonna avoid combat whenever possible
1185
01:10:18,161 --> 01:10:21,117
and negotiate with inferior opponents
1186
01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:25,346
and remember take everyone's feelings into account
1187
01:10:25,546 --> 01:10:29,936
especially random one-off NPC's with no continuing story
1188
01:10:30,136 --> 01:10:31,120
tee hee
1189
01:10:31,319 --> 01:10:32,412
girl stuff
1190
01:10:32,613 --> 01:10:35,606
kiss me up you big handsome pally
1191
01:10:35,805 --> 01:10:37,237
muah
1192
01:10:37,438 --> 01:10:39,458
muah mmmmuah
1193
01:10:39,658 --> 01:10:42,230
see? can't even tell the difference
1194
01:10:42,430 --> 01:10:45,859
and how are you going to play without a game master?
1195
01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:48,600
who's controlling me, for instance
1196
01:10:51,409 --> 01:10:54,412
finally! if it's either of the we're starting now
1197
01:10:54,613 --> 01:10:57,030
deliver us from the undead!
1198
01:10:57,229 --> 01:10:59,371
please win the tournament save our heroes
1199
01:10:59,572 --> 01:11:01,288
take this in tribute
1200
01:11:02,047 --> 01:11:03,088
who is it?
1201
01:11:03,288 --> 01:11:04,680
ahhmmm
1202
01:11:04,881 --> 01:11:07,527
another bunch of freaks convinced I'm their messiah
1203
01:11:09,264 --> 01:11:11,298
is this... is this merv?
1204
01:11:12,671 --> 01:11:15,047
close the door before Gary gets loose
1205
01:11:15,650 --> 01:11:16,969
oak in the wind baby
1206
01:11:17,168 --> 01:11:18,445
damnit!
1207
01:11:18,645 --> 01:11:19,880
excuse me
1208
01:11:22,225 --> 01:11:23,688
Gary! thanks!
1209
01:11:28,269 --> 01:11:29,324
hey hey, hey guys
1210
01:11:29,524 --> 01:11:30,675
could you just give us a minute?
1211
01:11:30,875 --> 01:11:32,478
like, go into his room
1212
01:11:32,677 --> 01:11:35,302
yeah cool
1213
01:11:35,502 --> 01:11:37,701
the hell was that!
1214
01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:40,015
we lost Gary containment
1215
01:11:40,215 --> 01:11:41,648
and...
1216
01:11:41,847 --> 01:11:45,609
now a bunch of card floppers are in my room offering me bounties
1217
01:11:45,810 --> 01:11:48,151
baby naming rights if I beat the undead
1218
01:11:51,826 --> 01:11:55,217
I'm sorry, I did not mean to get everyone's hopes up
1219
01:11:55,417 --> 01:11:58,369
their hopes are up because they think you can save our game
1220
01:11:58,569 --> 01:12:00,945
I know! it's so stupid it's not even why I'm here!
1221
01:12:01,145 --> 01:12:02,505
Right
1222
01:12:02,704 --> 01:12:04,337
you're here for a piece of ass
1223
01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:06,416
hey oh, I'm sorry
1224
01:12:06,617 --> 01:12:09,427
is that not the entire reason you came to Gencon?
1225
01:12:09,627 --> 01:12:11,950
don't have a stroke I get it
1226
01:12:12,697 --> 01:12:15,538
hot gamer chick
1227
01:12:15,738 --> 01:12:19,421
the latest in fantasy fuck toys another game to be won
1228
01:12:19,622 --> 01:12:20,798
and walked away from
1229
01:12:20,997 --> 01:12:23,341
don't need to know anything else do you?
1230
01:12:23,542 --> 01:12:26,146
but you don't, right?
1231
01:12:27,414 --> 01:12:28,510
know...
1232
01:12:28,710 --> 01:12:30,184
anything else about me
1233
01:12:32,127 --> 01:12:33,099
at all
1234
01:12:38,533 --> 01:12:40,115
yeah
1235
01:12:40,315 --> 01:12:41,764
that's about what I thought
1236
01:12:41,965 --> 01:12:44,364
and you wonder why I think you're a joke
1237
01:12:44,564 --> 01:12:47,449
you may be too cool for this game
1238
01:12:47,649 --> 01:12:49,313
or the people who play it
1239
01:12:49,512 --> 01:12:51,046
but I'm not
1240
01:12:51,247 --> 01:12:54,256
so please excuse me if I'm not swooning over
1241
01:12:54,456 --> 01:12:57,217
someone whose idea of a good time
1242
01:12:57,417 --> 01:12:59,755
is shitting all over the thing that I love
1243
01:12:59,954 --> 01:13:02,586
why do you even care?
1244
01:13:02,786 --> 01:13:07,145
all I've ever see is these asshats turning you down and ignoring you
1245
01:13:07,345 --> 01:13:10,523
they're fawning all over me and you've been kicking ass
1246
01:13:10,722 --> 01:13:13,362
for what, years?
1247
01:13:14,907 --> 01:13:16,677
go join the legacy
1248
01:13:16,877 --> 01:13:19,561
you belong with them
1249
01:13:20,782 --> 01:13:21,782
Natalie...
1250
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:24,600
Natalie!
1251
01:13:27,170 --> 01:13:28,914
hey, quest-hole
1252
01:13:29,114 --> 01:13:30,412
you're coming with us
1253
01:13:31,912 --> 01:13:32,954
really?
1254
01:13:33,154 --> 01:13:35,625
cuz it looks like I'm doing the exact opposite
1255
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:39,210
looks like we got us a frisky one
1256
01:13:39,411 --> 01:13:41,356
maybe you don't hear so good
1257
01:13:41,556 --> 01:13:44,402
or maybe you need me to explain how things work around here
1258
01:13:44,601 --> 01:13:46,539
but I said you're coming with us OH!
1259
01:13:46,739 --> 01:13:49,543
oh! what the hell, man?
1260
01:13:49,743 --> 01:13:51,431
are we not fighting? I thought we were fighting
1261
01:13:51,631 --> 01:13:53,797
I'm a hemophiliac you dickwad!
1262
01:13:53,997 --> 01:13:55,893
I'm sorry it was clear to me that we were fighting
1263
01:13:56,094 --> 01:13:58,088
I have to go to the hospital I'm pressing charges
1264
01:13:58,288 --> 01:14:02,034
fine, just least the way I'll go just...
1265
01:14:02,234 --> 01:14:04,127
don't bleed on me
1266
01:15:09,969 --> 01:15:12,980
number one team team hurray
1267
01:15:13,180 --> 01:15:15,935
ninja dragon riders
1268
01:15:16,135 --> 01:15:19,376
secret rock star USA
1269
01:15:19,576 --> 01:15:22,659
ninja dragon riders
1270
01:15:22,859 --> 01:15:29,628
honoring techniques of our ancestor now revenged
1271
01:15:35,204 --> 01:15:36,926
ah? yeah!
1272
01:15:37,127 --> 01:15:39,370
ninja
1273
01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:42,382
dragon riders
1274
01:15:42,582 --> 01:15:44,795
what a show huh?
1275
01:15:44,994 --> 01:15:48,309
so sad what happened they deserved better
1276
01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:50,298
yes they did!
1277
01:15:51,706 --> 01:15:53,601
I hate that chibichan
1278
01:15:54,859 --> 01:15:56,947
strutting around the con
1279
01:15:57,146 --> 01:16:00,149
like we're gonna forget it was his fault the show went off the air
1280
01:16:00,349 --> 01:16:02,484
yes! yes exactly!
1281
01:16:02,684 --> 01:16:04,351
gone, boom
1282
01:16:04,551 --> 01:16:07,280
all of those plot lines unresolved
1283
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:11,234
oshee, is she ever gonna know her daughter is still alive?
1284
01:16:11,435 --> 01:16:13,959
huh? or Hekaru
1285
01:16:14,158 --> 01:16:17,817
is he ever gonna collect the seven dragon crystals?
1286
01:16:18,016 --> 01:16:20,121
we'll never know!
1287
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,529
and you know why?
1288
01:16:22,997 --> 01:16:24,802
that fuckin rabbit
1289
01:16:25,002 --> 01:16:29,296
he puts his show on in the exact same timeslot as NDR
1290
01:16:29,497 --> 01:16:33,016
sucks away all the ratings we never even got a change to say goodbye
1291
01:16:33,216 --> 01:16:35,587
that's so crazy you know
1292
01:16:35,787 --> 01:16:38,306
it's like you're reading my mind!
1293
01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:39,860
CHIBI CHAN! (Now we have you)
1294
01:16:40,060 --> 01:16:41,884
CHIBI CHIBI CHAN! (There is no escape)
1295
01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:44,488
CHIBI CHAN (DOOM!!!)
1296
01:16:44,688 --> 01:16:46,713
CHIBI... (YOUR SOUL IS MINE!)
1297
01:16:46,913 --> 01:16:49,547
(MINE!!!) (MUA HA HA H---)
1298
01:16:53,847 --> 01:16:55,039
yeah!
1299
01:16:55,239 --> 01:16:57,110
rabbit season!
1300
01:16:58,136 --> 01:16:59,136
hey!
1301
01:17:01,305 --> 01:17:02,845
blast him!
1302
01:17:29,685 --> 01:17:33,326
you! pack your bags all the rest of you out
1303
01:17:34,827 --> 01:17:36,873
come on, let's go move along
1304
01:17:37,073 --> 01:17:39,057
move along
1305
01:17:40,637 --> 01:17:44,332
let's go move along move along
1306
01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:45,818
come on
1307
01:18:00,301 --> 01:18:02,811
now Mr. Cassidy
1308
01:18:04,072 --> 01:18:07,072
I suppose you're wondering why you've been brought here today
1309
01:18:07,271 --> 01:18:08,403
no not really
1310
01:18:10,534 --> 01:18:14,105
a common theme one finds in classical mythology
1311
01:18:14,305 --> 01:18:17,784
is the belief that all events are predetermined
1312
01:18:17,984 --> 01:18:22,105
that all outcomes have already been decided
1313
01:18:22,305 --> 01:18:24,585
by gods
1314
01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:28,695
weaving together the strands of fate
1315
01:18:30,065 --> 01:18:33,779
on a related note you may call me
1316
01:18:33,979 --> 01:18:35,626
weaver
1317
01:18:35,827 --> 01:18:37,159
no
1318
01:18:37,359 --> 01:18:38,541
I'm sorry?
1319
01:18:38,740 --> 01:18:40,663
no I'm gonna call you...
1320
01:18:40,863 --> 01:18:41,974
Lewis
1321
01:18:43,126 --> 01:18:45,123
you look like a Lewis to me
1322
01:18:46,295 --> 01:18:49,998
I see that we are evenly matched not really no
1323
01:18:50,198 --> 01:18:51,749
is this going somewhere?
1324
01:18:51,948 --> 01:18:54,312
you're a good player, yes but new
1325
01:18:54,512 --> 01:18:56,560
inexperienced
1326
01:18:56,761 --> 01:18:58,586
you'd be wise to ally with us
1327
01:18:58,786 --> 01:19:00,917
go your own way if you must
1328
01:19:01,118 --> 01:19:04,856
but be warned, we set our agenda into motion years ago
1329
01:19:05,056 --> 01:19:06,904
and it is unstoppable now
1330
01:19:07,104 --> 01:19:09,360
we're gonna turn this into another poker
1331
01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,210
another magic
1332
01:19:11,409 --> 01:19:15,608
starvation is just a tactic to frustrate the story players
1333
01:19:15,809 --> 01:19:19,125
and it's working, it's driving them away from the game
1334
01:19:19,324 --> 01:19:24,774
with them gone, the publishers need to look for different revenue streams
1335
01:19:24,975 --> 01:19:29,820
a.k.a sponsored tournaments with cash prizes
1336
01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:31,724
and that means money
1337
01:19:31,925 --> 01:19:33,926
you hear me?
1338
01:19:34,126 --> 01:19:36,873
getting paid to play games
1339
01:19:38,054 --> 01:19:39,407
wait
1340
01:19:39,606 --> 01:19:41,265
that's it?
1341
01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:44,847
that's the big evil plan?
1342
01:19:46,051 --> 01:19:48,793
what about the story? fuck the story!
1343
01:19:49,699 --> 01:19:51,717
that's just there to keep people invested
1344
01:19:53,086 --> 01:19:55,680
and after we kill questing when I win tomorrow
1345
01:19:56,573 --> 01:19:59,673
in a couple of years the only players left will be guys like us
1346
01:19:59,873 --> 01:20:01,474
and you could be a part of that...
1347
01:20:01,675 --> 01:20:03,346
oh...
1348
01:20:05,514 --> 01:20:07,310
did you just brain freeze yourself?
1349
01:20:07,510 --> 01:20:08,510
no...
1350
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:12,500
the legacy has dominated the tourna scene
1351
01:20:12,699 --> 01:20:14,226
yeah ok we're done here
1352
01:20:16,041 --> 01:20:18,641
you're doomed if you cross us! I'll keep that in mind
1353
01:20:18,841 --> 01:20:21,582
we're more powerful than you can possibly imagine
1354
01:20:21,782 --> 01:20:23,143
I'm sure you are...
1355
01:20:27,907 --> 01:20:30,135
what's up? do it
1356
01:20:43,109 --> 01:20:44,604
no no no, aaah!
1357
01:21:10,493 --> 01:21:13,253
can't we just accept that he's not coming?
1358
01:21:14,711 --> 01:21:16,671
the finals start at noon
1359
01:21:16,871 --> 01:21:18,230
it's not noon
1360
01:21:18,430 --> 01:21:20,884
ergo, the finals haven't started yet
1361
01:21:21,083 --> 01:21:24,639
he's coming right?
1362
01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:26,920
why would I know that?
1363
01:21:33,173 --> 01:21:36,474
nice lecter I'm not cosplaying!
1364
01:21:38,243 --> 01:21:39,295
hey
1365
01:21:39,494 --> 01:21:42,926
I heard about what happened it's a shame
1366
01:21:43,127 --> 01:21:45,574
shame was definitely involved
1367
01:21:49,899 --> 01:21:52,400
history of the nine empires
1368
01:21:53,856 --> 01:21:55,907
weird reading about it in the third person
1369
01:21:57,086 --> 01:22:01,086
you know I played in some of the tournaments that helped write the early chapters
1370
01:22:01,286 --> 01:22:02,658
yeah? yeah!
1371
01:22:02,859 --> 01:22:05,399
fall of the god king founding of Holden
1372
01:22:06,564 --> 01:22:07,974
was a great time in the game
1373
01:22:08,175 --> 01:22:09,725
you know what I loved about it?
1374
01:22:10,733 --> 01:22:15,087
the fact that it was never just about what you yourself were doing
1375
01:22:15,287 --> 01:22:17,090
I mean, not if you were in the tournament circuit
1376
01:22:17,289 --> 01:22:21,523
when you had years of other players accomplishments to consider
1377
01:22:21,722 --> 01:22:24,480
to live up to and you get onto that stage
1378
01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:28,617
and all of those people pulling for different factions
1379
01:22:28,649 --> 01:22:30,990
my hands were actually shaking during some of the matches
1380
01:22:31,190 --> 01:22:34,760
and the cry havocs? where everyone's howling at the top of their lungs?
1381
01:22:34,853 --> 01:22:36,793
and it barrels down in your chest and focuses things like a laser
1382
01:22:36,993 --> 01:22:40,322
and puts you in a state of no mind how many games have you played
1383
01:22:40,521 --> 01:22:44,461
where you control the landscape of what's to come?
1384
01:22:44,662 --> 01:22:48,499
where you drive the game? where you're part of the story
1385
01:22:48,698 --> 01:22:50,833
I did not know this world existed
1386
01:22:51,033 --> 01:22:55,228
and now that you do what the hell are you doing out here?
1387
01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:59,699
the finals are going on and you said this girl was worth it
1388
01:23:00,936 --> 01:23:02,612
what's changed?
1389
01:23:11,210 --> 01:23:12,770
yeah it's this way yeah
1390
01:23:27,752 --> 01:23:30,134
that's what's up baby ah!
1391
01:23:30,333 --> 01:23:33,118
Cas! where have you been?
1392
01:23:33,319 --> 01:23:34,539
I'm really sorry the finals start in like
1393
01:23:34,739 --> 01:23:36,604
now! look I'm really sorry
1394
01:23:36,805 --> 01:23:38,322
I can't play tonight
1395
01:23:38,521 --> 01:23:41,015
ok sure you can
1396
01:23:41,215 --> 01:23:42,645
get up there, kick ass my deck's gone
1397
01:23:42,845 --> 01:23:45,788
burnt actually
1398
01:23:45,988 --> 01:23:48,219
guess who did it
1399
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:50,757
no no no no you you'll hey hey hey hey hey
1400
01:23:50,957 --> 01:23:53,514
it's ok you still got a champion oh no
1401
01:23:53,715 --> 01:23:55,088
still got a champion she's sitting right there oh no no
1402
01:23:55,288 --> 01:23:57,458
you're not playing?
1403
01:23:57,658 --> 01:24:00,876
I accept your concession sidebar
1404
01:24:01,077 --> 01:24:02,779
now!
1405
01:24:05,122 --> 01:24:08,588
what is your angle, ok? how is this supposed to get me in bed?
1406
01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,253
when it started it was all I was after
1407
01:24:12,173 --> 01:24:14,400
but then
1408
01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:17,969
Kinda against my will I got invested
1409
01:24:19,119 --> 01:24:22,155
in the story, Myriad and the group
1410
01:24:23,220 --> 01:24:27,271
and if I had my deck I'd hurl it headlong into getting our queen on the throne
1411
01:24:27,471 --> 01:24:29,234
date or no
1412
01:24:29,435 --> 01:24:32,988
so quit wasting time on me and go kick some undead ass
1413
01:24:38,510 --> 01:24:40,828
hey buddy have you got Cas's deck list?
1414
01:24:41,028 --> 01:24:42,677
ah yes but I can't give it to you
1415
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,413
listen up people
1416
01:24:47,757 --> 01:24:51,127
ok so we've got.. oh sh...
1417
01:24:51,328 --> 01:24:55,679
we've got eight minutes to rebuild Cas's deck
1418
01:24:55,878 --> 01:24:57,432
or he can't play
1419
01:24:57,632 --> 01:25:00,628
hey look I know, I know it's not gonna be easy
1420
01:25:00,828 --> 01:25:04,260
right, some of these cards have been out of play since
1421
01:25:05,470 --> 01:25:06,690
forever
1422
01:25:06,890 --> 01:25:09,059
but I have seen them!
1423
01:25:10,876 --> 01:25:13,034
I know we have them
1424
01:25:13,234 --> 01:25:16,529
as trophies as trade stock
1425
01:25:16,729 --> 01:25:19,409
so please dig deep people
1426
01:25:19,609 --> 01:25:22,737
everybody's gonna get their cards back, but this
1427
01:25:24,034 --> 01:25:27,018
this here is to stop the undead
1428
01:25:28,984 --> 01:25:30,262
this
1429
01:25:37,496 --> 01:25:42,278
this is for Countermay!
1430
01:25:54,372 --> 01:25:55,856
let's save the world
1431
01:25:57,271 --> 01:25:58,547
cards up everybody lets go
1432
01:25:58,747 --> 01:26:01,138
thank you thank you oh my...
1433
01:26:01,338 --> 01:26:03,518
ok good good good I don't deserve this
1434
01:26:04,819 --> 01:26:05,911
no
1435
01:26:07,047 --> 01:26:08,898
but this isn't about you
1436
01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:10,373
beautiful what you got?
1437
01:26:10,573 --> 01:26:12,591
oh that's coming back to you!
1438
01:26:33,180 --> 01:26:34,181
why?
1439
01:26:34,381 --> 01:26:35,851
because I've had enough
1440
01:26:36,502 --> 01:26:40,252
you're gonna keep doing this until you get whatever it is our of your system
1441
01:26:40,452 --> 01:26:42,003
so you just... go!
1442
01:26:43,113 --> 01:26:45,469
and if I see you on the news tomorrow
1443
01:26:45,670 --> 01:26:47,864
I will deny you three times
1444
01:26:50,255 --> 01:26:52,659
you can take the mask off
1445
01:26:54,753 --> 01:26:55,753
no
1446
01:26:59,150 --> 01:27:00,445
I kinda like it
1447
01:27:03,373 --> 01:27:06,032
thank you thank you thank you we are so...
1448
01:27:06,231 --> 01:27:07,644
we're so close
1449
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:10,471
we're one short
1450
01:27:10,671 --> 01:27:13,391
alright? it's a hang on
1451
01:27:13,591 --> 01:27:15,464
kind of a... huge one
1452
01:27:17,288 --> 01:27:19,411
I need an apple of life
1453
01:27:21,662 --> 01:27:22,744
who's got one?
1454
01:27:23,907 --> 01:27:25,018
who's got one?
1455
01:27:25,217 --> 01:27:27,148
anybody
1456
01:27:28,914 --> 01:27:31,643
apple of life come on we just need one we got it
1457
01:27:38,690 --> 01:27:41,244
I could use some help against the undead
1458
01:27:46,349 --> 01:27:47,494
go team
1459
01:27:47,694 --> 01:27:49,830
you damn right
1460
01:28:06,485 --> 01:28:10,085
Ixhasa, Malchior, Holden
1461
01:28:11,896 --> 01:28:15,965
in one of these envelopes lies the future of Countermay
1462
01:28:17,385 --> 01:28:19,818
today we crown a new high monarch
1463
01:28:20,018 --> 01:28:23,715
today we shall have a reckoning
1464
01:28:24,975 --> 01:28:28,213
today we shall cry havoc! HAVOC!
1465
01:28:28,412 --> 01:28:30,349
cry havoc! HAVOC!
1466
01:28:30,550 --> 01:28:34,411
and lets slip the dogs of war!
1467
01:28:34,610 --> 01:28:37,148
CHIBI... CHIBI CHAN
1468
01:28:40,796 --> 01:28:43,192
cannot wait to get my beer on
1469
01:28:43,391 --> 01:28:45,297
hey no autographs dude
1470
01:29:05,155 --> 01:29:06,524
Buxtehude, you are...
1471
01:29:10,287 --> 01:29:11,677
not again
1472
01:29:14,694 --> 01:29:18,113
I had hoped for a more even match upon a return engagement
1473
01:29:19,507 --> 01:29:22,751
I see I'm to be disappointed... I have never had such a bad draw
1474
01:29:22,952 --> 01:29:24,988
it's like these cards have a mind of their own
1475
01:29:25,188 --> 01:29:27,239
will Myriad be joining us?
1476
01:29:27,439 --> 01:29:29,692
it's like she's not even in here!
1477
01:29:29,891 --> 01:29:31,889
what do you mean, gone?
1478
01:29:32,088 --> 01:29:35,509
her chamber is empty and there's a map missing from the cache
1479
01:29:35,708 --> 01:29:38,188
which map?
1480
01:29:54,547 --> 01:29:58,762
yours is a world of many possibilities, yes
1481
01:29:58,962 --> 01:30:03,524
and few are aware of all the versions played out
1482
01:30:03,725 --> 01:30:07,118
before the course of events resolves
1483
01:30:07,318 --> 01:30:10,095
what of those who control our destiny?
1484
01:30:10,295 --> 01:30:12,949
the ones playing games with our fate?
1485
01:30:13,149 --> 01:30:15,155
you have it backwards!
1486
01:30:15,354 --> 01:30:18,515
these players do not determine the fate of Countermay
1487
01:30:18,716 --> 01:30:23,026
they are reading its history and through a means of divination
1488
01:30:23,225 --> 01:30:25,014
as old as time
1489
01:30:28,216 --> 01:30:29,263
cards?
1490
01:30:29,463 --> 01:30:32,019
it is as I predicted
1491
01:30:32,220 --> 01:30:36,654
your quest tricks may get you through the Swiss but they will not hold up
1492
01:30:36,854 --> 01:30:40,490
against an elite build in the elimination round
1493
01:30:40,689 --> 01:30:43,012
there is no time left to quest majesty
1494
01:30:43,212 --> 01:30:44,699
Malchior is here
1495
01:30:44,899 --> 01:30:46,648
the hell have you been?
1496
01:30:49,265 --> 01:30:52,265
do we stand any chance of defeating them in a pitched battle?
1497
01:30:52,465 --> 01:30:53,509
None
1498
01:30:53,708 --> 01:30:56,077
well then... Chealy?
1499
01:31:01,744 --> 01:31:02,913
to battle!
1500
01:31:05,890 --> 01:31:07,266
quite liked Myriad
1501
01:31:07,466 --> 01:31:13,936
it's a pity another Buxtehude has to die because you two overestimated yourselves
1502
01:31:18,207 --> 01:31:20,088
I got nothing
1503
01:31:22,918 --> 01:31:24,269
damnit!
1504
01:31:38,837 --> 01:31:42,164
this is why we hunt and you gather
1505
01:31:43,377 --> 01:31:46,322
Lewis weaver advances to the final round
1506
01:32:00,896 --> 01:32:06,426
great game Natalie
1507
01:32:58,242 --> 01:33:01,105
I am here to treat with your queen
1508
01:33:03,884 --> 01:33:07,063
I've seen you beat a legacy starvation deck
1509
01:33:08,091 --> 01:33:10,067
a feat I myself have been...
1510
01:33:10,266 --> 01:33:12,050
unable to accomplish
1511
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:14,344
what's that have to do with anything?
1512
01:33:15,685 --> 01:33:17,106
a test draw!
1513
01:33:17,730 --> 01:33:21,331
that's what I saw you doing you were doing a test draw against starvation
1514
01:33:21,530 --> 01:33:25,274
If I tailor the deck to beat starvation I leave myself open to military
1515
01:33:25,475 --> 01:33:27,291
it was a gamble
1516
01:33:27,490 --> 01:33:30,233
you overestimated yourself
1517
01:33:30,432 --> 01:33:31,618
touche
1518
01:33:34,585 --> 01:33:37,823
I propose an alliance
1519
01:33:38,023 --> 01:33:40,453
oh so now you want an alliance watch your tone
1520
01:33:40,654 --> 01:33:44,209
I'm one turn away from crushing your pathetic little army
1521
01:33:44,408 --> 01:33:46,981
an army that, oddly enough...
1522
01:33:47,181 --> 01:33:49,699
has show that it can beat starvation
1523
01:33:51,048 --> 01:33:53,817
so here's my offer support Malchior
1524
01:33:55,137 --> 01:33:56,345
in exchange
1525
01:33:56,545 --> 01:34:00,789
we will meet the dread army in the field and delay them long enough
1526
01:34:00,989 --> 01:34:04,313
for Buxtehude to quest for victory
1527
01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:06,444
should you succeed
1528
01:34:07,902 --> 01:34:08,939
you will choose
1529
01:34:09,139 --> 01:34:13,578
king hammerdoom of Malchior to sit the god head seat
1530
01:34:14,810 --> 01:34:19,818
and Myriad will marry prince Rannon to make our alliance permanent
1531
01:34:20,019 --> 01:34:23,158
reject this offer and Holden burns
1532
01:34:23,358 --> 01:34:28,119
accept this offer and I will concede this match
1533
01:34:39,592 --> 01:34:41,398
this is my choice
1534
01:34:46,037 --> 01:34:50,048
my answer is yes then our swords are yours
1535
01:35:42,760 --> 01:35:44,448
what's wrong with you? (Don't listen to me --)
1536
01:35:46,123 --> 01:35:47,711
where are we? (my voice is full of lies)
1537
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:51,914
That's not my real mouth
1538
01:35:57,051 --> 01:35:58,358
Gary
1539
01:36:00,947 --> 01:36:02,632
Hekaru?
1540
01:36:03,542 --> 01:36:07,385
Is that really you? No, not really
1541
01:36:07,585 --> 01:36:11,653
just another hallucination born out of your rapidly deteriorating mental state
1542
01:36:11,853 --> 01:36:14,952
I blame the energy drinks don't try to stop me
1543
01:36:15,152 --> 01:36:16,466
I can't stop you
1544
01:36:16,666 --> 01:36:18,832
that's not really why I'm here
1545
01:36:19,032 --> 01:36:22,056
I'm here to ask you one simple question
1546
01:36:23,094 --> 01:36:26,494
is this what a ninja dragon rider would do?
1547
01:36:26,694 --> 01:36:29,176
you know what he did to you! I certainly do
1548
01:36:29,377 --> 01:36:34,182
and if you truly believe that this is the right way to honor our memory
1549
01:36:35,265 --> 01:36:36,823
torch the fucker!
1550
01:36:43,194 --> 01:36:45,438
but you're gone
1551
01:36:45,639 --> 01:36:49,141
you and all the other ninja dragon riders
1552
01:36:50,515 --> 01:36:51,845
you're gone, Hekaru
1553
01:36:52,045 --> 01:36:54,318
acceptance is the final step
1554
01:36:55,567 --> 01:36:59,688
and all the deliciously appropriate revenge in the world won't bring you back
1555
01:37:12,126 --> 01:37:13,266
Remember us Gary
1556
01:37:13,466 --> 01:37:19,033
remember us and we shall rider our dragons which are also ninjas across the skies forever
1557
01:37:20,939 --> 01:37:21,939
there there
1558
01:37:22,649 --> 01:37:24,402
let it all out
1559
01:37:30,610 --> 01:37:32,059
ok...
1560
01:37:32,259 --> 01:37:34,360
getting a little weird now
1561
01:37:39,409 --> 01:37:41,001
thank you Hekaru
1562
01:37:42,251 --> 01:37:44,957
I think that I'm ready to hate productively again
1563
01:37:52,185 --> 01:37:54,295
I'm gonna be ok
1564
01:37:59,532 --> 01:38:01,856
I'm gonna be ok
1565
01:38:14,234 --> 01:38:16,524
hello a little help please
1566
01:38:16,908 --> 01:38:20,498
the final round will take place with Ixhasa
1567
01:38:23,877 --> 01:38:27,352
and an alliance between Malchior and Holden
1568
01:38:36,622 --> 01:38:38,543
You should have been one of us man
1569
01:38:38,743 --> 01:38:41,093
hell you are one of us
1570
01:38:41,292 --> 01:38:43,578
dude, I'm nothing like you
1571
01:38:43,779 --> 01:38:45,111
it's not too late to join you know
1572
01:38:45,310 --> 01:38:47,630
you and me we could rule this scene
1573
01:38:49,354 --> 01:38:52,313
cut the crap and your deck allright
1574
01:38:52,512 --> 01:38:53,483
but consider this
1575
01:38:53,682 --> 01:38:56,988
the Meach the guy who beat you in 9 cards
1576
01:38:57,188 --> 01:38:59,850
he's afraid to play me
1577
01:39:00,051 --> 01:39:01,795
music!
1578
01:39:01,994 --> 01:39:07,731
don't look surprised you had to know that it would end this way
1579
01:39:07,931 --> 01:39:14,085
your choices sealed your fate before we had begun to play
1580
01:39:14,284 --> 01:39:20,222
stop blaming luck and chance poor craftsmen only blame their tools
1581
01:39:20,422 --> 01:39:26,533
remind the other fools what happens when they face the legacy
1582
01:39:30,256 --> 01:39:32,685
we are the legacy!
1583
01:39:38,219 --> 01:39:40,207
what have you brought us?
1584
01:39:40,407 --> 01:39:41,469
nothing
1585
01:39:41,668 --> 01:39:45,221
the emissary of the dread army it's like she know every move I'm gonna make
1586
01:39:45,421 --> 01:39:48,090
she's everywhere thwarting every quest
1587
01:39:49,818 --> 01:39:51,407
we won't last much longer
1588
01:39:52,386 --> 01:39:54,755
I have only one quest left
1589
01:39:55,779 --> 01:39:57,147
one we've never attempted
1590
01:40:32,137 --> 01:40:33,787
I was wondering when you'd arrive
1591
01:40:39,822 --> 01:40:40,961
the apple of life
1592
01:40:46,252 --> 01:40:47,948
which blossoms...
1593
01:40:48,149 --> 01:40:50,428
once a millennium
1594
01:40:51,453 --> 01:40:53,115
and has enough life force
1595
01:40:53,314 --> 01:40:55,748
to raise an entire army
1596
01:40:58,543 --> 01:40:59,841
shall I eat it?
1597
01:41:00,042 --> 01:41:03,846
return to the golden ageless life of the fey
1598
01:41:11,759 --> 01:41:13,444
we could run away together
1599
01:41:13,645 --> 01:41:16,715
spend more stolen moments in side chambers
1600
01:41:18,216 --> 01:41:19,283
of course...
1601
01:41:19,484 --> 01:41:21,800
Holden will fall
1602
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:24,606
and it's people join the dread army
1603
01:41:24,806 --> 01:41:28,036
but if that's what meant to happen who are we to prevent it
1604
01:41:32,076 --> 01:41:36,507
I understand now what you were trying to tell me
1605
01:41:36,707 --> 01:41:38,981
about our world
1606
01:41:39,181 --> 01:41:42,333
the emissary filled me in when she gave me the gift
1607
01:41:42,533 --> 01:41:44,268
you are not Dundereal
1608
01:41:44,467 --> 01:41:46,235
shall I prove it?
1609
01:41:48,090 --> 01:41:49,923
in more intimate ways
1610
01:41:50,123 --> 01:41:55,061
a string of kisses down your spine perhaps
1611
01:41:56,186 --> 01:41:58,444
I will kill you
1612
01:42:00,103 --> 01:42:04,244
one hand in the small of your back
1613
01:42:04,444 --> 01:42:07,599
the other at your navel to steady you
1614
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:11,047
hoist you, like a mainsail
1615
01:42:12,362 --> 01:42:14,675
take my word, little girl
1616
01:42:14,875 --> 01:42:17,512
for I've been around long enough to know
1617
01:42:17,712 --> 01:42:20,346
there is no escape from predeterm...
1618
01:42:27,301 --> 01:42:31,360
we make our own fate old man
1619
01:42:39,945 --> 01:42:42,099
five short
1620
01:42:42,298 --> 01:42:44,738
too bad you won't last the turn
1621
01:42:48,576 --> 01:42:50,108
for this?
1622
01:42:50,307 --> 01:42:54,350
my army's starved and died for this bit of sodding fruit?
1623
01:42:54,550 --> 01:42:56,684
it can raise the dead!
1624
01:42:58,380 --> 01:43:00,668
the dead are here
1625
01:43:00,868 --> 01:43:04,202
you may have lost the kingdom to save one man
1626
01:43:04,403 --> 01:43:08,659
saving Dundereal was never my intent
1627
01:43:25,978 --> 01:43:28,591
activating apple of life
1628
01:43:30,895 --> 01:43:34,689
not that it really matters but who are you raising from the dead?
1629
01:43:38,846 --> 01:43:40,618
you
1630
01:43:43,753 --> 01:43:46,631
oh you clever bitch
1631
01:43:57,823 --> 01:43:59,253
what just happened?
1632
01:43:59,453 --> 01:44:02,566
I believe he just resurrected your entire army
1633
01:44:02,765 --> 01:44:05,167
an entire army that you now have to feed
1634
01:44:05,368 --> 01:44:08,810
and yep, you don't have any food production on your board
1635
01:44:09,010 --> 01:44:10,992
holy sex balls
1636
01:44:11,192 --> 01:44:13,877
he just starved a starvation deck
1637
01:44:21,925 --> 01:44:26,966
did you just forget that my entire army will reanimate next turn?
1638
01:44:28,277 --> 01:44:32,782
did you just forget that I'm 2 renown away from victory?
1639
01:44:47,087 --> 01:44:49,449
no
1640
01:44:51,900 --> 01:44:53,911
not like this
1641
01:45:19,052 --> 01:45:21,694
best game I've had in years
1642
01:45:28,063 --> 01:45:30,235
so who's our monarch? the Mach's guy
1643
01:45:30,435 --> 01:45:31,635
king hammerdom
1644
01:45:31,836 --> 01:45:33,972
hammer doom
1645
01:45:34,172 --> 01:45:36,762
it is a time of celebration
1646
01:45:38,594 --> 01:45:43,805
the dread army falls defeated by an alliance of might and metal
1647
01:45:44,873 --> 01:45:47,885
where her father buried the god head seat
1648
01:45:48,086 --> 01:45:50,234
Myriad put an ally upon it
1649
01:45:50,434 --> 01:45:52,430
assuring beyond all doubt
1650
01:45:52,630 --> 01:45:54,359
that more than one Buxtehude
1651
01:45:54,559 --> 01:45:56,603
will live on in legend!
1652
01:46:28,172 --> 01:46:31,623
we won we won we did it we did it
1653
01:46:31,823 --> 01:46:33,925
we did it we did it
1654
01:46:34,126 --> 01:46:36,537
everybody
1655
01:46:38,484 --> 01:46:40,930
get naked!
1656
01:46:57,094 --> 01:46:58,297
da Vinci
1657
01:47:00,122 --> 01:47:01,268
mark
1658
01:47:01,469 --> 01:47:03,114
your student...
1659
01:47:03,314 --> 01:47:05,773
acquitted himself well today
1660
01:47:07,684 --> 01:47:09,904
and yours got a little out of hand
1661
01:47:10,104 --> 01:47:11,873
admittedly so
1662
01:47:12,073 --> 01:47:16,746
I'll be far more discriminating the next time I elect to train a team
1663
01:47:16,945 --> 01:47:19,979
the game can't survive another legacy
1664
01:47:20,180 --> 01:47:21,747
the game
1665
01:47:21,947 --> 01:47:23,573
misses you
1666
01:47:25,121 --> 01:47:26,657
the game's in good hands
1667
01:47:27,659 --> 01:47:29,658
Meach...
1668
01:47:29,859 --> 01:47:31,129
Leo...
1669
01:47:34,811 --> 01:47:36,344
actually...
1670
01:47:36,543 --> 01:47:39,757
my flight doesn't leave for another 6 hours
1671
01:47:39,957 --> 01:47:41,897
do you wanna get a bear?
1672
01:47:43,890 --> 01:47:48,237
hell yes and I'm buying
1673
01:47:48,438 --> 01:47:50,324
thank you Simm
1674
01:47:54,954 --> 01:47:56,047
dearly beloved
1675
01:47:56,247 --> 01:47:58,528
we are gathered here
1676
01:47:58,729 --> 01:48:02,432
before the eyes of god... of all gods
1677
01:48:02,631 --> 01:48:04,516
to recognize the wedding
1678
01:48:04,716 --> 01:48:07,532
of Myriad Buxtehude of Holden
1679
01:48:07,733 --> 01:48:10,668
and prince Rannon of Malchior
1680
01:48:29,688 --> 01:48:32,632
so congrats, you saved our world
1681
01:48:33,934 --> 01:48:36,298
please, that's a little dances with wolvesy
1682
01:48:36,498 --> 01:48:37,997
I won a card game
1683
01:48:38,198 --> 01:48:42,478
I was gonna go last samuraiesque or avatarish perhaps
1684
01:48:42,677 --> 01:48:45,230
we're really talking about birth of a nation
1685
01:48:45,430 --> 01:48:49,414
except your not a racist fuck(?) indeed indeed not
1686
01:48:49,614 --> 01:48:52,877
I'm a dick not an asshole an important distinction
1687
01:48:54,149 --> 01:48:54,786
hi
1688
01:48:54,985 --> 01:48:56,301
thanks
1689
01:48:58,899 --> 01:49:01,149
you're gonna want to wipe your prints off that
1690
01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:04,614
thanks for the tip
1691
01:49:06,524 --> 01:49:07,524
so...
1692
01:49:09,442 --> 01:49:11,636
I suppose you'll be expecting that date now?
1693
01:49:11,837 --> 01:49:13,484
naah
1694
01:49:13,684 --> 01:49:16,444
I didn't actually get your monarch on the throne
1695
01:49:16,644 --> 01:49:19,829
plus I owe you an apple of life card. you and Leo
1696
01:49:20,029 --> 01:49:22,325
it died for a good cause
1697
01:49:23,591 --> 01:49:27,692
lets face it, getting a date with the whole I did X so you own me Y thing
1698
01:49:27,893 --> 01:49:29,831
is kinda... douchy
1699
01:49:31,064 --> 01:49:33,751
well, you're kind of a douche bag so...
1700
01:49:36,123 --> 01:49:39,291
kinda expecting you to contradict me there why? it's true
1701
01:49:41,372 --> 01:49:43,291
so uh...
1702
01:49:44,512 --> 01:49:47,063
will I be seeing you at the next regional qualifier?
1703
01:49:49,072 --> 01:49:52,025
I think you might cool
1704
01:49:52,225 --> 01:49:55,171
I hear you know this great waffle place
1705
01:49:55,371 --> 01:49:59,956
maybe we grab some coffee after, sling some cards, talk about the game
1706
01:50:00,155 --> 01:50:01,798
I'd like that
1707
01:50:03,376 --> 01:50:05,180
see you around Cas
1708
01:50:13,953 --> 01:50:15,520
wife
1709
01:50:22,725 --> 01:50:24,503
I have something for you
1710
01:50:24,703 --> 01:50:27,369
a belated wedding present
1711
01:50:28,644 --> 01:50:29,832
what is this?
1712
01:50:30,904 --> 01:50:34,120
the roots of the tree of life grow through many worlds
1713
01:50:35,279 --> 01:50:38,874
there is another realm where the apples of life blossom
1714
01:50:39,801 --> 01:50:42,510
a world far closer to the root
1715
01:50:43,302 --> 01:50:45,720
we may still be able to save your love
1716
01:50:46,869 --> 01:50:49,470
our marriage is one of strategic interest
1717
01:50:50,354 --> 01:50:52,872
but that doesn't mean that we have to suffer for it
1718
01:50:56,659 --> 01:50:59,471
oh... my am I early?
1719
01:51:08,055 --> 01:51:09,643
I was just leaving
1720
01:51:12,466 --> 01:51:14,000
go
1721
01:51:14,199 --> 01:51:15,917
save your love
1722
01:51:22,971 --> 01:51:24,981
and leave behind that ridiculous dress
1723
01:51:25,181 --> 01:51:27,036
suits you not at all
1724
01:51:36,701 --> 01:51:41,340
father try to keep up
1725
01:51:51,564 --> 01:51:53,488
what else is there to say?
1726
01:51:56,904 --> 01:51:59,161
you were such an important part of my life
1727
01:52:00,447 --> 01:52:04,126
and... and it's just isn't the same without you
1728
01:52:05,684 --> 01:52:07,494
and I miss you
1729
01:52:09,588 --> 01:52:12,265
but even though you're gone
1730
01:52:13,389 --> 01:52:15,875
I still love you
1731
01:52:17,472 --> 01:52:19,356
I always will
1732
01:52:24,243 --> 01:52:26,045
thank you
1733
01:52:26,978 --> 01:52:29,127
for the time that we spent together, and...
1734
01:52:29,328 --> 01:52:31,291
and wherever you are
1735
01:52:32,609 --> 01:52:36,273
may you unite the seven dragon crystals of destiny
1736
01:52:37,268 --> 01:52:41,185
the same way that you united the seven dragon crystals
1737
01:52:41,386 --> 01:52:43,583
of my heart
1738
01:52:53,801 --> 01:52:58,056
can I get a minute guys? of course, you bet
1739
01:52:58,256 --> 01:52:59,628
thanks
1740
01:53:15,918 --> 01:53:20,750
number one king team hurray
1741
01:53:20,949 --> 01:53:25,422
ninja dragon riders
1742
01:53:25,622 --> 01:53:30,636
secret rock star USA
1743
01:53:32,728 --> 01:53:37,966
you can't take the sky from me
1744
01:53:46,173 --> 01:53:47,399
a little left there
1745
01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:49,198
a little more to the left
1746
01:53:50,827 --> 01:53:52,027
now split the difference
1747
01:53:59,712 --> 01:54:02,712
actually I don't know what I was thinking that's way too left
1748
01:54:02,912 --> 01:54:04,114
oh come on
1749
01:54:04,314 --> 01:54:06,665
are you ready?
1750
01:54:06,865 --> 01:54:07,865
allright that's good
1751
01:54:08,845 --> 01:54:10,300
thank you
1752
01:54:11,306 --> 01:54:12,802
this guy
1753
01:54:14,667 --> 01:54:15,764
thanks
1754
01:54:15,965 --> 01:54:18,701
look, congratulations and everything
1755
01:54:18,900 --> 01:54:22,347
but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited to not have your face around
1756
01:54:22,547 --> 01:54:24,347
polluting my favorite game anymor...
1757
01:54:25,372 --> 01:54:28,970
they based a card on you oh look at that they totally did
1758
01:54:31,750 --> 01:54:33,466
would you...
1759
01:54:33,666 --> 01:54:36,021
sign this for me? sure
1760
01:54:36,221 --> 01:54:37,777
game time yeah
1761
01:54:46,505 --> 01:54:47,984
cool
1762
01:54:48,994 --> 01:54:50,305
lose the beard, Jesus
1763
01:54:51,462 --> 01:54:52,752
what a dick
1764
01:54:56,345 --> 01:54:59,634
so... this sure seems familiar
1765
01:54:59,835 --> 01:55:02,585
yeah haven't we all been here before?
1766
01:55:02,784 --> 01:55:05,012
it's like deja vu all over again
1767
01:55:10,938 --> 01:55:12,280
so...
1768
01:55:12,480 --> 01:55:14,786
the shadow...
1769
01:55:14,987 --> 01:55:18,282
now, give us the girl
1770
01:55:18,481 --> 01:55:20,931
the girl was but a means to an end
1771
01:55:21,131 --> 01:55:25,232
to lure the five of you here to kill us
1772
01:55:25,432 --> 01:55:27,503
you? no...
1773
01:55:27,703 --> 01:55:32,715
my quarrel was never with you the great secret I mentioned
1774
01:55:32,916 --> 01:55:35,195
do you remember it?
1775
01:55:42,502 --> 01:55:45,327
what is that? is that...
1776
01:55:45,527 --> 01:55:49,855
oh my my quarrel has never been with you
1777
01:55:50,055 --> 01:55:51,500
rather...
1778
01:55:51,699 --> 01:55:55,347
it's been with those who've continually thwarted my plans
1779
01:56:03,777 --> 01:56:05,631
now you...
1780
01:56:05,831 --> 01:56:09,297
I have quite the quarrel with
1781
01:56:47,666 --> 01:56:53,649
don't look surprised you had to know that it would end this way
1782
01:56:53,849 --> 01:56:59,648
your choices sealed your fate before we had begun to play
1783
01:56:59,847 --> 01:57:05,766
stop blaming luck and chance poor craftsmen only blame their tools
1784
01:57:05,966 --> 01:57:12,076
remind the other fools what happens when they face the legacy
1785
01:57:15,789 --> 01:57:18,015
we are the legacy!
1786
01:57:23,692 --> 01:57:29,502
you story guys the answers there if you take time to look
1787
01:57:29,702 --> 01:57:35,793
if narrative is what you crave why not just read a book?
1788
01:57:35,993 --> 01:57:41,708
hey here's my story it's called winning you might give it a try
1789
01:57:41,908 --> 01:57:48,206
you simply can't deny the awesome sauce that is the legacy
1790
01:57:51,752 --> 01:57:54,126
we are the legacy
1791
01:58:01,891 --> 01:58:07,609
gods are we can't you see
1792
01:58:07,810 --> 01:58:12,092
who are we we are the legacy
1793
01:58:14,091 --> 01:58:22,091
Coded from hearing Aviad Pineles
1794
01:58:22,292 --> 01:58:30,292
Dedicated to my beloved wife <3<3<3<3<3
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