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♪
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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How was
the farmer's market?
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It was fun.
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It's a shame
Mom's out of town.
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It's vegan heaven. Hmm.
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But it's almost like
she was there.
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She kept texting me every few
minutes asking for pictures.
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Yeah.
Yeah, she's just excited
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to have you back
at the house again.
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She always pretended
like she was okay
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with you
living with your grandpa,
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but believe me,
it was killing her.
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Wow, what the hell is with
all these Post-It Notes?
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Well, before Darlene
left for the weekend,
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she gave us a ton of
very detailed instructions
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for chores
she wants done.
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Orange is you,
yellow is me.
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Okay.
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Uh, she wants me
to contact paper
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all of the shelves
and all of the drawers.
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That's
gonna take forever.
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It's continued
on this note.
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"When you put the spices
back in the pantry,
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please organize them
from robust to bland."
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They're spices.
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Marco Polo did not sail
halfway around the world
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to find "bland."
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We get it.
You're in college.
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She wants some
basic stuff, too.
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She wants you to mop the floors
and do a load of whites.
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We don't have
anything white.
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We eat like
drunken pirates.
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This one's for me.
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"You've been through a lot.
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Order Postmates and finish
'Under the Banner of Heaven,'
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but don't start 'Dahmer'
without me"?
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This woman is relentless.
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I better get to work.
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Oh,
did you see this one?
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She wants me to make sure
the forks and knives
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are pointy-side down
when loaded in the dishwasher.
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She's always been controlling,
but this is a whole new level.
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Oh!
[ Sighs ]
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Listen to this.
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"Everything in here is clean.
Please empty."
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[ Sighs ]
How stupid does
she think we are?
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Damn, I just put
dirty dishes in there.
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Ah. Now I gotta figure out
which ones are clean
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and which ones are dirty.
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You know what?
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Darlene isn't here.
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Go wild.
Run it again.
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Are you sure?
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That would be cleaning
already clean dishes.
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That would drive
Teeny Mussolini nuts.
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Oh,
I'm going for it.
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Do it, bad boy.
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[ Laughs ]
[ Beeps ]
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[ Laughs ]
Ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
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[ Door closes ]
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Oh, Louise, honey,
would you bring me a napkin?
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Thanks, baby.
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[ Smooches ]
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Ooh.
You smell like stew.
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Makes you wanna run a piece
of bread all over me, huh?
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[ Laughs ]
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Don't ever
do that to me again.
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Can't you wear a bell
or something?
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Oh. Well, box my peanuts,
wouldya look at that.
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What?
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A big hardware distributor
in Oklahoma
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is having
a liquidation sale.
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Everything's like
70% off.
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Ooh.
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But you gotta go to Tulsa
to pick it up.
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70%? Wow.
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I got fish once
for half off.
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But you can deep fry
that stuff all day--
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it still
don't smell right.
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Yeah, this is top notch merchandise.
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We could really
increase our profits.
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But I'd need three trucks
the size of mine
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to make it
worth the trip.
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Oh, Danny boy.
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Oh, this might be
your lucky day,
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'cause I've got
an old trucking buddy,
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and I bet you he would let me
borrow his big rig.
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I wasn't serious.
I was just thinking out loud.
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No, no. Really.
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'Cause with Louise back
to watch The Lunch Box,
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you and I
could hit the road.
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A couple of days,
just the two of us,
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making a crazy run to Tulsa
for the big tool grab.
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You know what "tool" is
backwards, don't you?
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You know what "tool" is
backwards?
No.
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You know what it is?
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"Loot." [ Laughs ]
"Loot."
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Loot, loot, loot,
loot, loot, loot.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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Come on.
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No, it could be really fun,
'cause you and I,
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we hardly ever get the chance
to hang out by ourselves.
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There's a reason
for that.
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It's nature's way of
keeping us alive.
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No. Come on.
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Neville's on
a 24-hour emergency call
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and you need somebody who
knows how to drive a semi.
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Don't be
a stubborn old goat.
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Okay, I'll do it. Yeah.
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I'll do it for my kids. Great.
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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If this
business survives,
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I want to leave
my part of it to them.
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Yeah,
and it's for me, too.
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You know,
I'm looking forward
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to getting
behind the wheel again.
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That last accident,
that was so horrendous,
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really
shook my confidence,
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so I gotta get
back on the horse.
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♪
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Hey.
[ Door closes ]
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I brought you something
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from the can company orientation.
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They are a pair
of sweatpants that say
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"Best Can in the Business"
on the back.
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Huh?
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Obviously they didn't
run that by HR.
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What's going on here?
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Aunt Becky left
some notes for you.
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Alright.
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"Thank you for
your detailed notes.
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Here are some additional
detailed notes."
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[ Door opens ]
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[ Door closes ]
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"If you find yourself
sitting down,
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this device
will be helpful."
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Very cute, Beck.
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This is your passive aggressive
shot at all my notes, right?
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The goal was
aggressive-aggressive, but okay.
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Listen, the reason
I left all the notes
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is because there were things
that needed to get done
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while I was gone.
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Look, I don't mind
being the one
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that has to
stay on top of stuff,
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but sometimes,
I need a little help.
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A little help?
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You gave me every big chore
in the house,
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and you know
how busy I am.
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Well, you weren't
too busy
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to go to the farmer's market
with Harris.
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[Lowered voice] With everything
that Harris has been through,
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I thought you'd be happy
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that I've been
getting her out of the house.
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I am, but you're not
the only person
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that can take her
to the movies
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or go get coffee or whatever
else you guys do.
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I mean, maybe you could
stay home a little more,
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'cause there's stuff that
has to happen here, too.
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Of course there is.
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I really should have
expected this.
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Expected what?
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Oh, come on!
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This is about
it being your house
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and you
"letting" me stay here
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and me having to
pay the price for it.
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This goes back to being
the older sister
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who always hassled you,
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and now you're
hassling her back.
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No, I don't need to
hassle you back.
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It was game over
when I got Ben.
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[ Container thumps ]
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This is about us.
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It's not about how life
bitch-slapped Ben.
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I'm only
asking you to help
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because I don't want to think
that I'm the only one who cares.
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You're not the only
one who cares!
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You're the only one who's
a sad, little, pathetic hobbit
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who has to
control people.
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You've opened
the Ark of the Covenant.
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Prepare for your face
to melt.
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I'll do the housework,
but I don't want to hear
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one word from you about
how I should do it.
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Fine.
It's all yours.
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Screw you!
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Wash a dish!
I will!
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I can keep this house as
clean and organized as you can
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without behaving like
a 16th-century syphilitic king!
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I don't think you made that up
in the moment!
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♪ I'm going, I'm going where
the water tastes like wine ♪
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♪ I'm going where the water
tastes like wine ♪
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♪ We can jump in the water ♪
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♪ Stay drunk all the time ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
[ Scatting ]
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Like the old days, Dan.
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5-hour Energy shot
and homemade jerky.
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I'd be a vibrating
salt lick
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looking for the one rest stop
with toilet paper.
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Good times.
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Hey, I gotta admit,
this is kinda fun.
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Nothing like
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the "trapped on an airplane
with a crying baby" experience
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I was expecting.
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Okay, Dan,
it's your turn.
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It's the black Kia
coming up.
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Siblings or dating?
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Oh, she's crying--
he's pounding the dashboard.
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Neither one.
They're married.
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Oh.
Okay, your turn.
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Silver Honda
coming up next.
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Uh, teacher
or meth dealer?
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Uh, he's got all his belongings
in his car with him,
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so he clearly can't afford
a place to live,
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so I'm gonna go
with teacher.
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"Math makes me horny."
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"My other car is a bike."
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You nailed it--
teacher.
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By the way,
you owe me 11 bucks.
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What for?
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That breakfast stop
back in St. Louis.
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That was your share
of the bill.
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Come on, I just assumed that
you'd pick that up.
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I mean, I got us a truck
and I'm driving.
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Yeah.
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I think we should pay
for our own meal.
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You were the one who wanted to
go to the fancy sit-down buffet.
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Yeah, well,
I'm really sorry
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that I made you
rub elbows
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with the Vanderbilts
and the Rockefellers
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at the omelet station
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where there was a Band-Aid
in the diced onions.
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No, I'm just saying,
I think you could afford it.
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I saw the debit card
Neville gave you
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when you paid for
the fuel.
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Um, excuse me? How do you know
Neville gave it to me?
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It was customized.
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Wells Fargo doesn't issue
standard cards
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with a picture of a horse
squeezing out a foal.
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Okay, Neville gave me
a card to buy gas.
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So what?
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Well, you're married to
a guy that's making money.
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You know I'm strapped.
[ Scoffs lightly ]
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You could pay for
your own meal.
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Yeah, I could,
or you could realize
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everything that
I'm doing for you
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and just stop being
so ridiculous.
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All I'm saying is you're
throwing money around
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with a card that exploits
a horse's very private moment.
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Oh, Dan, my God.
All I did was buy gas.
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Look,
I think the family has
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done enough for you
over the years.
253
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,121
Now that
you're doing better,
254
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,462
the least you could do
255
00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:44,707
would be to give back
a little for once.
256
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,539
For once?!
257
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,014
[ Brakes squeal ]
Okay.
258
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,005
No, yeah. You're right.
[ Air brake hisses ]
259
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,836
I never give anything.
260
00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,221
All I do is take.
261
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,009
Well, I'm giving you
control of the truck.
262
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:58,683
You drive.
263
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,061
[ Engine idling ]
264
00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,098
You gotta be kidding me!
[ Truck door closes ]
265
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,522
[ Engine idling ]
266
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,612
I don't know how to
drive this thing!
267
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,527
Yeah,
see you at home, Dan.
268
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,316
I'll just be out here
waiting for the first guy
269
00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:14,569
looking for some sweet young
thing to drive with him.
270
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,622
Well, then, we're both gonna be
here for a while!
271
00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,026
[ Shouts ]
272
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,458
♪
273
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,667
Wow.
274
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:26,627
Hey,
I was looking for you.
275
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,496
What you doing?
276
00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,463
Aunt Becky and I are working on
a faster way to make lunches.
277
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,884
She came up
with this great idea
278
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,382
to put everything you need
to make a sandwich
279
00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:35,724
in one drawer.
280
00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,798
Meat, cheese,
fruit, drinks.
281
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,354
Makes it so much easier.
282
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,138
She found a harder way
to make a Lunchable.
283
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,522
Hey, why don't you put
that food away
284
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,651
and you and I can grab lunch
at that taco place you like?
285
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,729
I can get
their vegan tacos.
286
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,114
I can't right now.
287
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,531
I'm gonna help
Aunt Becky clean.
288
00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,739
We're gonna put Swiffer
pads on our feet,
289
00:10:56,739 --> 00:11:00,289
listen to Bruno Mars, and
cha-cha slide the place clean.
290
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,195
Alright. Um, well,
how about tonight?
291
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,173
Oh, I'd love to,
but Aunt Becky and I
292
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,285
are taking Beverly Rose
to Chuck E. Cheese,
293
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,882
and if I remember correctly,
294
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,417
you're not
allowed there.
295
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,932
Well, Mr. Cheese and I got
into a small argument.
296
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:20,176
It got slightly physical,
but I mean, my God,
297
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,720
that was like
two months ago.
298
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,267
I just tried this
in the bathroom
299
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,518
and it works great.
300
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,060
And now you're bringing those
toilet pads into the kitchen?
301
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,904
That's disgusting.
302
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,360
I'm putting disinfectant
on the floor.
303
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,110
Your personality will kill
the germs that are left.
304
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,028
The housekeeping needs
to get done anyway.
305
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,283
We might as well
have fun doing it.
306
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,494
But it's not fun.
It's stupid.
307
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:46,334
You're just giving the dirt
a tour of the house,
308
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,541
and now you're dragging my
daughter into helping you do it.
309
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,751
Mom, relax.
310
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,961
She's not dragging me
into anything.
311
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,550
I offered to help.
312
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,665
Oh, well, then you're
helping her mock me.
313
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,552
You know, she's always trying
to make me look like
314
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,259
I'm the crazy,
controlling one
315
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,179
and she's the fun one
to hang out with.
316
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,218
Like I'm insane.
Like I'm intense!
317
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,432
You know what?
I'll tell you something.
318
00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,311
I am the chill one!
319
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,848
My God, what
did they do to you
320
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,153
at that can company
orientation?
321
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,400
Nothing.
It was great.
322
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,689
I got a ribbon for asking
the best questions.
323
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,620
I'm getting a lot of
Chuck E. Cheese energy in here.
324
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,038
Apropos of nothing, uh...
325
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,381
what's going on?
326
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,549
You're not gonna get it.
327
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:36,965
You're never gonna understand
what it does to a mother
328
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,965
to see their daughter
and their sister
329
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,087
skating around on mop feet.
330
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,016
Hey, why don't you tell me
all about
331
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,346
your pretty little ribbon
while we walk you to bed?
332
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,725
♪
333
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,571
Look,
I take it all back.
334
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,606
If we don't get to
the distributor soon,
335
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,610
all that's gonna be left
are garden gnomes
336
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,072
and welcome mats that say,
"Shoes off, pants optional."
337
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,374
Yeah. Well, you should've
thought of that
338
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,369
before you were
so nasty to me.
339
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,831
What'd you do that for?
340
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,421
I don't know.
341
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,836
You were waving that
shiny new debit card around,
342
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,206
and I'm driving all the way
to Tulsa
343
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,593
trying to keep
my business afloat.
344
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,880
You're not really worried
about the store, are you?
345
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,304
It's been a tough year.
346
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,643
Between the pandemic
and inflation
347
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,768
and
supply chain issues,
348
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,266
it hasn't been great.
349
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:34,898
Look, I'll be honest,
I really wish
350
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:38,437
I had another 1,000 bucks
to spend at that sale.
351
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,703
It's not what you think, Dan.
I'd help if I could.
352
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,446
You can't or you won't?
353
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,578
I don't know what
you think I have, Dan.
354
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:49,326
Neville gave me that debit card
just only for gas.
355
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,118
Yeah, it's for gas,
but it's not like
356
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,582
you don't
share a bank account.
357
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,172
[ Scoffs ] I'm not gonna discuss
my finances with you.
358
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,208
Okay. Well, yeah.
359
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,671
You and Neville have money
and we don't
360
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,921
and you're feeling guilty.
361
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,592
No, I don't feel guilty
about anything
362
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,591
because I don't have access
to Neville's money.
363
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,054
Oh, come on.
You're married.
364
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,014
We don't commingle
our money, okay?
365
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,394
Really?
That's weird.
366
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,431
Well, you think
I don't know that?
367
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,194
You don't think that I think
about that every day?
368
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,687
He probably thinks that
the marriage isn't gonna last
369
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,519
and he's got one foot
out the door.
370
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,284
[ Sighs ]
371
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,113
I swear to God,
372
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,453
if this is a trick to
get breakfast out of me...
373
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,948
I was raised very poorly.
374
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,837
And then I'm scared to
press the issue because,
375
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,416
you know, I'm not sure that I
really want to hear the answer.
376
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,512
I'm sorry. I just need
a couple more minutes.
377
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:46,678
But... I mean, can I ask
you a question?
378
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,807
You and Louise-- you guys put
your money together?
379
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,555
Oh, yeah.
380
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,226
First thing I did was slap
my name on her checking account.
381
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,599
Lowered her credit score
100 points.
382
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,944
Now neither of us can get a loan
for an above-ground pool.
383
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,321
Yeah,
but I pay my bills.
384
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,738
I-I wouldn't hurt Neville's
credit at all.
385
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,447
It's not like
he doesn't love you.
386
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,117
He's crazy about you.
387
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,236
Maybe he's just got
weird stuff about money.
388
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,793
Yeah, I don't know.
389
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,156
He married late, his parents
had a horrible marriage,
390
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,753
so maybe he's just
hedging his bets
391
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,958
because all he sees is doom and
divorce around every corner.
392
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,630
But I don't-- it just really--
it keeps me up at night.
393
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,630
You know you're gonna
have to just ask him.
[ Sighs ]
394
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,014
You can't live in fear
about what this means.
395
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,467
If you don't talk about
this stuff,
396
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,563
you can't be really close
to someone.
397
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,939
I know. You're right.
I'll get around to it.
398
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,107
[ Sniffles ]
No, you won't.
399
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,515
You're gonna do it
right now...
Ok--
400
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,693
...because I'm here, and you'll
feel better once you did it.
401
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,703
Or incredibly worse.
We'll find out.
402
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,985
Oh, my God.
403
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,908
Hey, baby.
404
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,078
Huh? Oh, we're
getting along just great.
405
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,367
[ Chuckles ]
Anyway, I'm, uh,
406
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,831
running a little low
on the debit card
407
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,672
[breathes sharply]
and I was just wondering...
408
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,208
wouldn't it be easier
if we just
409
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,132
had one account
for the both of us?
410
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,088
Really?
411
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,144
[ Scoffs ] Why not?
412
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,063
Oh, you don't
trust my family.
413
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,437
Well,
I don't think that...
414
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,609
[Lowered voice]
...they'd try
415
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,437
and squeeze every dime
out of me,
416
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:29,283
and "grifters"--
that's a pretty harsh term.
417
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,450
So, hon, we'll--
418
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,829
let's, uh,
talk about that later--
419
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,446
when I get back, okay?
420
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:37,913
Yeah. No, no.
We're good.
421
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,754
I know, baby.
422
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,249
I know you would give me
anything that I wanted.
423
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:47,051
Could you, uh, transfer
$1,000 into my account?
424
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,178
[ Mouths words ]
Okay.
425
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,715
Oh, thank you, honey.
Thank you so--
426
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,929
No, I will never tell Dan, uh,
about the grifter thing ever.
427
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,931
Okay. Thanks.
Bye-bye.
428
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,183
Oh, my God.
429
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,984
I'm so glad that
you made me do that.
430
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,147
I feel so much better now.
431
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,606
He just didn't want
to commingle our money
432
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,976
because he's afraid
you guys will suck me dry.
433
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,488
[ Laughs ]
434
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,486
We'll talk about
that later.
435
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,027
Yeah.
436
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,780
But you know you're gonna get
the thousand bucks back
437
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:13,992
as soon as we
sell the merch.
438
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,951
No, I know that.
So, we gotta hit the road.
439
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,702
The place is open
for five more hours.
440
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,043
We got a two-hour drive.
441
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,168
So I just gotta put
the pedal to the metal.
442
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,375
Alright.
Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]
443
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,876
That's exactly what I said
before the-- the accident.
444
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,669
The, uh, state trooper told me
that he'd never seen a semi...
445
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,844
[ Slurps ]
446
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,552
...that cleanly
split in half before.
447
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,184
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
448
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:43,596
♪
449
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,569
How long have you
been doing that?
450
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,030
'Cause I ate a muffin off
that table yesterday,
451
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,530
and I've been
feeling weird ever since.
452
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,953
Oh, please.
453
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,371
If anything, it'll help you
build up your immune system.
454
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,666
Alright, that's it.
You and Darlene have to talk.
455
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,245
Why?
She's acting crazy.
456
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,210
Well, first of all, because
you are a terrible housekeeper.
457
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,461
You were just
mopping the table.
458
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,383
And second, there are things
not being said
459
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:14,302
between you and your sister,
and it needs to come out.
460
00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,552
Fine.
461
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,683
I will listen to anything
she has to say.
462
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,140
Mm. Darlene, can you come
into the kitchen, please?
463
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,565
Yeah?
464
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,355
Becky has
something to say.
465
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,738
No, I don't.
466
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,566
Darlene has
something to say.
467
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,571
I'm good.
468
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,242
Okay.
469
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,530
Somebody's
gotta say something,
470
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,203
'cause I got
a low-grade fever,
471
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,911
and I'm pretty sure
it's the norovirus.
472
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,881
What the hell
is wrong with you?
473
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:52,339
What'd I do
to piss you off?
474
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,300
Like, from birth
or recently?
475
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,683
Okay, if you don't want to talk,
I will get back to work.
476
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,975
Alright, wait.
477
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,435
I-I don't like the way
478
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,845
you're monopolizing
all of Harris's time.
479
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,444
What?
480
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:11,189
We went to the farmer's market
and a couple of movies.
481
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,152
You say that like
it's so simple.
482
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,032
It is.
We went out and had some fun.
483
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,410
I don't know what
you're getting at.
484
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,196
Well, I hate that
it's so easy for you like that,
485
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,831
because it's always been
so hard for me.
486
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,947
You know, Harris and I
have always had
487
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,503
this complicated relationship,
488
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,207
and her moving in with us
489
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,167
was supposed to be
like a restart,
490
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,247
but she's so much
more comfortable with you
491
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:33,462
that I'm having a hard time even
squeezing in a day with her.
492
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,054
Wow.
493
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,300
I'm sorry.
494
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,101
I had an inkling that
something was going on
495
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,755
when you had that
psychotic break.
496
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:45,516
And I'm sorry that I dumped
all this work on you.
497
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,768
I guess I was trying to
keep you busy
498
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,520
so I could get
Harris's attention,
499
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,692
and then maybe
I was trying to punish you
500
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,652
because I felt
a little jealous.
501
00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,202
Well, you handled it
like a maniac, but I get it.
502
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,744
I get mad if someone even
reads Beverly Rose a story
503
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,662
I haven't read to her yet.
504
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,121
And then I gotta hear
505
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,251
about how Ben makes
Peanut Butter the Dog
506
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,288
so funny and British.
507
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,002
That's why I always made
my kids read the books to me,
508
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,883
and then I'd tell them,
"This better be funny."
509
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,263
[ British accent ]
Are we all friends again?
510
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,222
Because
Peanut Butter the Dog
511
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,102
needs someone
to drive him to urgent care.
512
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,095
♪
513
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,901
Come on, Dan. Come on.
We gotta get-- Come on.
514
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,278
Dan, come here. Dan.
515
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,106
Why don't you come over here
and talk to me by the pie?
516
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,202
Dan?
517
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,736
There he goes.
There he goes.
518
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,320
Now he's walking. Okay.
519
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,204
Now we can go right out
to the truck.
520
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,541
You know,
you're gonna be fine.
521
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,746
It was a freak accident--
522
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,036
could never happen again.
523
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,368
Although, it was
really beautiful
524
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,253
seeing all those
magnificent horses running free,
525
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,671
silhouetted against
526
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,499
the fireball
that was once a truck.
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