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[theme music playing]
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[O.R. chatter]
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Come on. Get in there.
Give me some suction.
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Clean it up a little.
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Nurse,we need some more--
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Let's go, let's go!
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Would anyone care forsome powdered orange juice?
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-It's fresh.-Just what the doctor ordered.
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I'll just sip mine
here on the veranda.
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That water was a lot strongerbefore you flavored it.
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There was only enough
powder for two pints,
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and there's at least
a gallon of us here.
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I don't know.
It worked with loaves
and fishes.
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-[chuckling]
-At least it's wet.
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Doctor?
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That swill? No.
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Thank you, Father.
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Of course, if you couldwave your hand over it
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and change it into wine...
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-Major, do you box?
-No.
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Good, 'cause I'm temptedto teach you.
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Pressure's dropping.No pulse.
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We're losing him, Doctor.
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Oh, that's impossible.This is a routine operation.
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Move it, Winchester!
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Still no pulse.
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I don't understand. Why?
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Revive firstand ask questions later.
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-This is insane!
-Charles, go!
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Get on that horseor step aside.
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Doctor, you've gotta
do something now.
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Shut up, all of you,and let me work.
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Cardiac needleand adrenaline, stat.I'll start a massage.
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Better let mehandle it.
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POTTER:Even strokes,one per second.
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Have her breathe himevery five strokes.
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I am aware of the procedure,thank you.
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CHARLES:
Come on. Damn it!
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Come on. Come on.
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Live! That's an order!
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I'm getting a pulse.
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Are you sure?
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It's very erratic,but it's there.
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-Stay with him, son.
-[air pumping]
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Pressure?
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60, systolic.Pulse is getting stronger.
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80 over 50.Pulse stronger.
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Getting regular.
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All right. Let's
see if it holds.
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90 over 60.He's alive again.
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[all cheering]
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[laughing]
Congratulations, Charles.
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That was some rubdown.
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Wouldn't you know?Just when I'm mad at him,
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he goes and does
something heroic.
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I'd applaud you, Major,
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if this boy didn'tneed his kidney.
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What is all the fuss about?
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Haven't you people
ever seen a man
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brought back to life before?
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You know, I must be sick today.I've got an appetite.
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Thank God
you're here, Charles.
Revive this liver.
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Pierce, for once yourmockery is justified.
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My performance in O.R. todaywas inexcusable.
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I hesitated far too longbefore springing into action.
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Do I hear right?
Humility from that mouth?
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It's hard to dragthese words out, Charles,
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but you dida marvelous job.
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No, I should have startedthe massage much earlier.
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I should have clamped the art--Do you really think so?
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Charles, as far
as I'm concerned,
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your patient had the best
doctor in the room.
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Yes, of course.You're absolutely right.
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I didn't want to be the oneto say so, but thank youfor confirming it.
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-He got me.
-We should've known.
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That size-45 head'sa dead giveaway.
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-May I join you?
-Only at the hips.
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Please, Margaret,we need some beautyto offset the beasts.
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-Doctor, it was an honorworking beside you today.-Don't start him, Margaret.
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Being a part of what you didgave me a wonderful
feeling inside.
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-I want to thank you.
-Anytime, Major.
It was nothing.
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Nothing?It should be written up
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-in all the medical journals.-Or at least "Boys' Life."
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The simple adulationof my coworkers will suffice.
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Hey, Doc!Nice shoestring catch today.
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Thank you, Klinger,and never touch me again.
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Here you go, Major.
From the law firm
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of Whitehurst, Blinn,
Blinn and Whitehurst.
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Pretty classy.By the way,it's postage due.
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B.J.:
I'd sue.
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For Captain Hunnicutt
from Mill Valley,
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Mill Valley, Mee-Vee...
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Two from my wife,
one from my little girl.
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Donald Penobscott!
That crud!
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He's tied up our
joint savings account
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until the settlement
is final,
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and it's mostly
my money!
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Margaret, relax.
It's all part of
the joy of divorce.
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Yes, you'll get iteventually.
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If I may wax philosophic,
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patience is an integral elementof the unbought grace of life.
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Oh, cram it
down your Webster!
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What did I say?
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You mean you don't
know either?
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[Whistling]
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Oh!
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-Colonel!
-Ah, shoot.
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I must talk to you about
that moneygrubbing weasel
I'm divorcing.
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Please, Major,after I catch the sunset.
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It's only 3:00
in the afternoon!
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-I like to paint
the sky in first.
-Colonel!
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All right.
Find a parking space.
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Donald's tied up our
joint account into
a thousand legal knots,
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and my lawyers
say there's nothing
I can do about it.
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The scales of justice
take time to balance.
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Ah, bull!
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Seemed like a goodthing to say.
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I'm just so sick and tired
of this whole divorce!
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All right.The immediate problem
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is getting Penobscottto release your money, right?
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-Before I kill him.
-Right.
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What if I put through a calland talk to him, man-to-man?
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Good, but you'll have
to make it man-to-rat.
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[knocking]
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Enter at your own risk.
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Colonel Potter?
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Captain Tom Greenleigh, Stars and Stripes.
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Sorry, I already subscribe.
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I'm here on a story
assignment, sir.
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I'll give you a story.
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Flash-- Army nurse
gets shiv from ex.
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-Pardon me?
-Never mind.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.That sounds very interesting.
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How 'bout if wediscuss it later
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over drinksin the Officers Club?
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You men,
you're all sleaze.
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Whoa! Whoo!
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Want to slip 'em backin their sockets, Captain?
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Yoo-hoo! Captain?
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Uh, oh, yes, sir.
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I'm here to do a story
on your Major Winchester,
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the surgeon that brought
the G.I. back on the table.
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Brass thinks
it's newsworthy.
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How'd they find out about itso quickly? Winchester?
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Well, he called in
the lead.
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Surprised it took him so long.I don't know about this.
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All my people do a good job.
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I don't like setting oneabove the others,
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especially him.
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Well, sir, H.Q. has
requested that you comply.
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-General Imbrie.
-Uh-huh.
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-The place is yours.
-Thank you, Colonel.
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If it's okay, I'd like
to start off by asking you
a couple of questions.
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Okay, if you like.
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Who was that
feisty majorette?
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You're the snoop.Dig for it.
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Please, bear withmy clumsiness, Captain.
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This is my first interviewsince I graduated fromHarvard summa cum laude
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with one of the highestgrade point averagesever seen at that institution.
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The man's a marvel.He can grovel
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and blow his own hornin the same breath.
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Pierce!Ah, just a moment.
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Lampoon to your heart's
delight, Pierce,
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but when the brass in Tokyoread this article about me,
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I shall be delivered
from this muckhole
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and placed
in a proper facility.
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With a crescent moon
on the door.
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I knew there hadto be a good reason
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why you savedthat guy's life.
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Pierce.
Ignore them, Captain.
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I assume that you'llwant to start
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with some biographicalinformation.
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Well, I really don't
have room for that.
Just the facts.
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Oh, right.
Of course.
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Well, I was born
in upper Boston,
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where my family has livedfor five generations.
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In a modest
20-room log cabin.
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Due to my background
and breeding,
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it was inevitable that Iattend the finest schools.
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Choate, Harvard.
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The MassachusettsInstitute of Snobbery.
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When they get this way,
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I usually just hit themwith a rolled-up newspaper.
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Last night
we ate his slipper.
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Perhaps we should startwith some pictures.
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A flash of genius.
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Okay.
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We'll say "cheese,"
you say "Choate."
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Let's callthe whole thing off.
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Get out of my picture
and out of my life!
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Wait a minute. That's--That's not a bad shot.
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Winchester and his cohorts.
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Praise beto the god of surgery.
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We kiss thy hand,
Your Swell-headedness.
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[chuckling]
Got it.
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Here you go, shutterbug!
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Snap my picture andwin me a free trip home.
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That's a guy.
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Oh, these reportersdon't miss a thing.
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Captain, I've got a greatphoto series for your rag.
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Stars of the silver screen
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as portrayed by
Corporal Max Klinger.
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Wait a minute,wait a minute. I know.
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Charles Laughtonin Mutiny on the Bounty.
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-After the mutiny.
-Wrong.
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This is one of the characters
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from the 1939 epic
Gone With the Wind,
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and it ain't Rhett Butler.
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Where did he escape from?
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That's the idea, sir.I'm a loon.
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Now tell the world.
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Get out of here,you antebellum baboon!
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-[Southern accent]Unhand me, damn Yankee!-Klinger!
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MAN [on P.A.]: Attention, all personnel.
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Wounded arriving
in the compound.
Come one, come all.
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The fun never stops.
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Stay close, Greenleigh.
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You'll get some memorableshots of me in action.
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Hey, wait a minute,Captain!
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What about my picture?
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We'll think about thattomorrow, Scarlett.
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I'll be waiting at Tara!That's the tent next
to the latrine.
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Belly wound. Plasma.
Type and cross match.
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-[sneezes]
-Springtime in Korea,
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when the air is filled
with pollen and bullets.
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All right, wait.
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Let's find a really
interesting case,
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one that's more newsworthy.
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Let's see here.
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Fracture. Femur.
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No, wait, wait.
This one's nothing.
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Uh, Major Houlihan?Captain Tom Greenleigh.
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We met in Colonel Potter'soffice.
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Get out of my way!
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-Nice to see you again!-Excuse me, Captain.
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-Yes. Excuse me.
-Hey, hey!
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-Watch it, will you?
-Sorry.
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Tag him number two.
Get him inside.
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Look, Greenleigh,why don't you play withyour Brownie someplace else?
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These guys have beenshot enough for one day.
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Amen. This is nota fashion show, Captain.
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-Stand off to the side
while you take those.
-Yes, sir.
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Captain Greenleigh.
A good one here.
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Sucking chest wound.This'll be perfect.
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Pressure dressing, stat.Get him into O.R. How's this?
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Good. Just lean over
a bit more.
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-More.
-Uh...
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Head-- Chin up.
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-Good, good.
-Huh? Fine.
250
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,257
Tokyo, here I come.
251
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,388
[shutter clicks]
252
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,308
Uh, Captain, you areprobably asking yourself
253
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,963
"Why did he doa primary anastomosis?"
254
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,791
Good question.
255
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,663
Thank you.
256
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,665
Sure. Well,ordinarily, see,
257
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,363
one would do a--do a colostomy
258
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:11,366
and leave the delicate workfor the surgeons in Tokyo.
259
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,281
However,
since I am more adept
260
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:16,763
than, uh-- [laughing]--
others here,
261
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,503
I'm able to give
these brave soldiers
262
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,636
that little extra something.
263
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:23,117
[humming "Americathe Beautiful"]
264
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:24,814
You have just heard
the ponderous words
265
00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:26,555
of Dr. Charles Emerson
Supercilious,
266
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,339
the only surgeon
who can operate
267
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,037
with one foot
lodged in his mouth.
268
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,734
Captain, I use
a fascinating stitch
269
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,954
of my own devising
during closure.
270
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,825
You want-- Cap-- Captain?
271
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:37,261
I can't believe it.
272
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,263
They're walking outon you, Major.
273
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,787
Mind if I watch?
274
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,094
It's a half-free country.
275
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,140
I meant watch you.
276
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,318
You never quit, do you?
277
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:51,928
Now you're getting it.
278
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,017
Captain Greenleigh,
I thought you were
watching me operate.
279
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,758
He's operatingon his own now, Charles.
280
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,108
Table for one here,
no waiting!
281
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,458
You're fast today.Using a sewing machine?
282
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,113
Time flies when you're nottrying to impress the press.
283
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,463
Put in a new blade, Pierce.It's not cutting.
284
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,989
Blunt trauma to the chest.Looks like an aneurysm.
285
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,905
Well, that should slow youdown, Mr. Zippety Zip.
286
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,254
Winchester,you better take it.
287
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,908
Colonel, I've done
aneurysms before.
288
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,648
It's Winchester's specialty.
289
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,128
It's best to gowith your strength.
290
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:21,175
[chuckling]
Finish closing for me.
291
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,872
Thank you. Gown.
292
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,049
Thank you.
293
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,878
All right.
[laughing]
294
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:32,490
Pierce, step aside.
Doctor at work.
295
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,928
And this is the famousPrivate Sutton,
296
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,973
who only owes me his life.
297
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,236
-Is that true, kid?-That's what he tells me.
298
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,761
This is Captain Greenleighfrom Stars and Stripes.
299
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,285
He's gonna do a bit ofreportage on your case.
300
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:45,503
I'm gonna be in the papers?
301
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,245
We're going to bein the papers, yes.
302
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,770
This ain't the first timeI've been wounded, you know.
303
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,989
-I already got a Purple Heart.
-Yeah?
304
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,599
Let's hear about it.
305
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,601
-It was about six months ago.-Uh-huh.
306
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,908
-I was in this bunker, see---[nervous chuckle]
307
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,868
Sutton, stay calm.You mustn't get excited.
308
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,653
Why do people always go berserkwhen they meet a reporter?
309
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,090
Nurse.
310
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,353
-When did you come on duty?-Three hours ago.
311
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,268
Was the drainage this bloodywhen you first checked him?
312
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,141
About the same as it is now.Anything to worry about?
313
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:17,884
I'm not sure.
Maybe we should ask
Front Page Charlie.
314
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,496
-Oh, Charles.
-Not now, Pierce.
315
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,846
So, tell me about the othertimes you got clobbered, kid.
316
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:26,109
The first time was
at Pork Chop Hill.
317
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,547
Say, Captain, one battleis so much like the next.
318
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,245
You know, there'sthe senseless shelling
319
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,204
and the repetitious attackingand the retreating.
320
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,685
-It's all quite mindless.-Dr. Winchester!
321
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,426
What is it, Pierce?
322
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,254
I would like a consultationon a medical matter.
323
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,995
You remember medicine.
324
00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,735
Gentlemen, this won't take memore than a second.
325
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:46,390
Sutton, stay calm and quiet
326
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,350
until I get back.
You need to rest.
327
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,874
-Uh, now--
-Calm.
328
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:54,877
Quiet.
329
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,879
Spare me the barbs.
Get to the point.
330
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,838
-It's Martinez,
your aneurysm patient.
-Yes?
331
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,101
The drainage from hischest tube is too bloody.
332
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,406
That's ridiculous.
333
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,799
Could it be that youmissed a bleeder
334
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,322
during your pressconference in O.R.?
335
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,847
I didn't miss
anything in there.
336
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,893
-Pulse and pressure are normal.-Mm-hmm.
337
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,939
Then how do you explainall the red stuff?
338
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,158
Pierce, in this type
of operation,
339
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,595
there is occasionally
excess drainage.
340
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,947
If you had my years of
experience in this area,
you would know that.
341
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,427
No, you wouldn't, for you
haven't my intuition.
342
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:26,126
Could be,but my trick knee tells mecheck for hemorrhaging.
343
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,911
Opening this man up is notgoing to solve anything.
344
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,870
Pierce.
345
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:34,874
Are you sure you don't havean ulterior motive?
346
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,267
-An ulterior motive?
-Of course.
347
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:40,749
Show me up, get the headlines,hmm? It's very clever.
348
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:44,013
Doctor, the only thingthat's keeping me fromknocking your block off
349
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,581
is I would have
to treat you afterwards.
350
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,452
Truth hurts,
doesn't it, Pierce?
351
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,717
-[door slams]
-[chuckling]
352
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,242
-[knocking]-I dare you to come in!
353
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:57,026
-Major?
-Oh.
354
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,334
-What the--
-Careful, Colonel.
I just washed those.
355
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,945
Sorry, I didn't mean to stickmy nose in your business.
356
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,251
Did you talk to Donald?
357
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,122
Till I was bluein the face.
358
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,559
-He said no?
-In a word, yes.
359
00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,561
Damn it! I knew it!
360
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,129
Margaret, if it'll help,I could lend you somemoney till things--
361
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:16,306
Ah, save it! I mean,
thank you, Colonel.
362
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:19,309
But it's not the money.
I just hate sitting here,
363
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,659
not being able to do
anything about it.
364
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,400
-I feel like hitting something!-Understandable.
365
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,576
No, I feel like
breaking something!
366
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,665
I think I'd bettergo check on Sophie.
367
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:28,797
Understandable.
368
00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:31,365
Good night, Margaret.
369
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:32,714
[screaming]
370
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,109
NURSE:
Pulse is 110.
371
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,067
If he was a hummingbird,he'd be in great shape.
372
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,764
How's the drainage?
373
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:42,115
Still too much.
374
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,117
This kid's definitely
blown a gasket.
375
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,859
I'm gonna scrub.
376
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,774
Prep him for O.R.
And go find Winchester.
377
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,951
Tell the star he's on
in five minutes.
378
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,128
Sorry, Martinez.
379
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,045
Nobody should have togo through two opening nights.
380
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,396
Say when, Margaret.
381
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,615
Men stink.
382
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,052
Close enough.
383
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:10,882
Can I confide in you,honey... cutt?
384
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,495
-Hunnicutt.-As a doctor or a bartender?
385
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,932
I think you're cute.
386
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,586
So do I,
but what do we know?
387
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:20,501
Not like oldDonald Duckface.
388
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,721
It's been four months
389
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,593
since we madeclose order drill.
390
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,595
[chuckles]
391
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,727
That's what heused to call it.
392
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,947
Margaret,
maybe I shouldn't
be hearing this.
393
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,601
I'm not a licensed innkeeper.
394
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:37,735
Four long months.
395
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:41,783
Sometimes I really miss beingheld by a man, you know?
396
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:45,961
Having him caress me,kiss me...
397
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,919
touch my hair.
398
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,399
How 'bout some coffee?
399
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,488
It wouldn't be the same.
400
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,229
I'm afraid it's
the best I can do.
401
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,276
Never mind.
402
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:59,192
Well. Good evening, Major.
403
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,064
How 'bout if I, uh,
buy you a drink?
404
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,110
Do you always talkin opening lines?
405
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,111
Huh?
406
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,634
"Buy you a drink?"
407
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:09,332
"Remember me?""Mind if I watch?"
408
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,812
I can't wait to find out
409
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,683
how much I remind youof your sister.
410
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:16,557
Then you tell me.
How do I do it?
411
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,342
Now, how do I tell
a beautiful woman
412
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,605
whom I've watched
with fascination,
413
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:24,434
who's filled my thoughts
ever since I got here,
414
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:27,524
that I would like to getto know her very, very well?
415
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:30,353
That's awfully good.
416
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,181
[chuckling]
Thank you.
417
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,098
How 'bout if Ibuy you a drink?
418
00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,926
What? Well, that's fine.
419
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,841
-Bartender--
-No. Not here.
420
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:42,713
My tent.
421
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:50,678
Just give me five minutesto...tidy things up a little.
422
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:54,856
Oh, boy. Whatever these are,I'd like two to go.
423
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,379
Greenleigh, easy on her.
424
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:58,164
She's going through
a rough time right now.
425
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,688
Hey, Doc, come on.I'm an officerand a gentleman.
426
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:01,993
Is it five minutes yet?
427
00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,908
Never mind.Don't worry about it.
428
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:06,128
I'll just walk very slowly.
429
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,870
Ah! Captain,okay, there's no way
430
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,393
you can't recognizethis little cutie.
431
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:12,091
A perennial box-officefavorite.
432
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,353
Not now, huh?
433
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,398
It's Dorothyfrom The Wizard of Oz
434
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,008
about to be magicallytransported to Kansas,
435
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,662
or Toledo, which isright on the way.
436
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,534
I gotta run. I'll takeyour picture tomorrow, okay?
437
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,839
-Promise?
-Promise!
438
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,712
Did you hear that, Toto?
439
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,628
We're going home!
We're going home!
440
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:31,588
Pierce, how dare youopen up one of my patients!
441
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,764
I just couldn't wait
till Christmas.
442
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,766
Of all the unmitigated gall.
443
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,725
Gall? No, I'd say
an artery, hemorrhaging.
444
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,727
You should have gottenmy opinion.
445
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:43,122
I couldn't wait for it
to come out in the papers.
446
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,211
Well, lookie here.
447
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,342
Lookie where?
448
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:50,085
In the superior
ascending aorta.
449
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:53,175
One of the suturelines is leaking.
450
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,698
One of my suture lines.
451
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,483
Vascular silk.
452
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,049
I do--
453
00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,573
I don't know how thatcould've happened.
454
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,531
Yes, you do.
455
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,882
Yes, I do.
456
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,713
Ah, what
a beautiful morning!
457
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,541
You don't lookso bad yourself.
458
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,500
Thank you.
459
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,198
It's been a long timesince I've felt this good.
460
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,373
Don't mention it.
461
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,245
Ha ha ha ha ha!
462
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,595
Listen, I gotta hita deadline tonight in Tokyo,
463
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:24,032
but I'll be backthrough these partsin a couple of weeks,
464
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,469
and I'd like to fill upyour dance card.
465
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:29,037
-Oh, Tom.
-No, really.
466
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:31,648
Come here.
467
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:34,173
Next time,we should go to Seoul.
468
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,784
Now, I know a great spotwe can stay down there.
469
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,438
It's calledGino's Shangri-la.
470
00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,049
It's got a little gardenin back with a real tree.
471
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,790
-Tom.
-It's very romantic.
472
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:43,965
-You'll love it.
-Tom.
473
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,707
Last night was very
important to me.
474
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:50,450
-Me too.-But not for the same reason.
475
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,582
For the first time
since my divorce,
476
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,671
I was free of my husband.
477
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,543
I finally let him go.
478
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:59,154
So what's the problem?
479
00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:01,374
Well, now that I've found
a little freedom,
480
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,071
I want to stay free.
481
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:06,553
Oh. That's the problem.
482
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,208
At least for a while.
483
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,645
Well, if that'sthe way you feel.
484
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,950
I'm afraid I do.
485
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:15,736
I'm still gonnacall you, though.
486
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,782
[chuckling, moans]
487
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:21,350
You never do give up,
do you?
488
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,873
No. No, no.
489
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,140
Good morning, Major.
490
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,664
Oh, sir!Good morning, Colonel!
491
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,709
-Glorious morning, isn't it?-Glorious.
492
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:33,841
You all right?
493
00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:35,495
Never better.
494
00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:37,671
Is this the same
Margaret Houlihan
495
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,890
who's been punting
backsides all over camp?
496
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,110
No, sir, this is a newMargaret Houlihan.
497
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,722
Well, whatever you did
to change, keep it up.
498
00:20:45,722 --> 00:20:47,637
Yes, sir.
499
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:54,905
[whistling]
500
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,909
Say it, Pierce!
501
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:01,216
You're gonna say it
anyway, so say it now!
502
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,740
-Say what?
-You know.
503
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:06,656
"Well, if it isn't
Charles 'Ego' Winchester,
the Boston Bungler."
504
00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:08,179
That is
what you would say.
505
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:11,487
Oh, I left out
"I told you so."
506
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,923
Well, say it!
507
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,316
Why should I?You already did.
508
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:15,839
Yeah, you loved it,
didn't you?
509
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:17,754
-Anybody home?-No, but we'd like to be.
510
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,626
Major, I finished the article.
511
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,193
Not now, Greenleigh.My soul is in torment.
512
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,195
You are gonna love this.
Listen.
513
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,806
"With lightning efficiency,
514
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,721
"he moves from one
difficult case to the next.
515
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,027
-When the medicos"--
-Medicos?
516
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:31,638
Yeah, gives it some zip.
517
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,857
"...encounter
a traumatic aneurysm,
518
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,772
"the enlargement of a vesselleading to the heart,
519
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,252
"they call in the one man
520
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:38,993
"who can guarantee
a successful operation:
521
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:40,908
-Major Charles Emerson"---Stop!
522
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,040
Stop right there.
523
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,912
The patient to whom you refer
524
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,915
developed complicationsdue to my inefficiency.
525
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,786
So you would beprinting a lie.
526
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,179
So who's gonna know?
527
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:56,663
Me! Therefore, you will notprint it at all!
528
00:21:56,663 --> 00:22:00,188
What-- What are you doing?You can't rip that up.
529
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:03,626
You're telling me
that I've wasted
two whole days
530
00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,498
listening to those
endless stories
531
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:08,457
about that lace curtain
circus you call a family?
532
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,937
Take care, man!
533
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:12,809
-What a dump.
-The decorator's here.
534
00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:15,638
Forget it. I don't care
what I take back to Tokyo,
535
00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,640
as long as it's a story.
536
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,338
Come on. We're wastinglight, Joan Crawford.
537
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,470
Bette Davis.
Did you say light?
538
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,516
[gasp] I've been
trying for so long.
539
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:25,256
I want to thankthe Academy, my public.
540
00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,041
I love you!
Love you all!
541
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:29,783
-Come on. Let's go!-God bless you, Darryl Zanuck!
542
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,263
[chattering, indistinct]
543
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,787
Charles, you're notgonna like this,
544
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:36,006
but I'm gonnatell you anyway.
545
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:38,139
You're pompous, arrogant,conceited and a total boor.
546
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,923
[sighs]
547
00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:41,403
But you're all right.
548
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:51,935
-Good evening, Charles.-No, thank you.
549
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,720
Why the sour puss?
550
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,548
Captain Greenleigh justleft with your article.
551
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:58,464
By next week, you'll bethe toast of the Far East.
552
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,336
There will be no article.
I ripped it up.
553
00:23:01,336 --> 00:23:02,903
What did you do that for?
554
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:06,297
'Cause I didn't like
his style.
555
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:10,780
Funny. I wasn't crazyabout it myself.
556
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:13,000
But now I'm having
second thoughts.
557
00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:15,742
So am I.
558
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,833
Margaret, are we talking
about the same thing?
559
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,009
-Oh, I'm sure we're not.-Oh.
560
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,840
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