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[theme music playing]
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-[groans]
-[groans]
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Welcome to the oven, Hansel.
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I think I'm ready to be basted.
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11:00, and all's hell.
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Even my fingernails
are sweating.
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When is this heat gonna end?
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About five minutesbefore winter.
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Come on. Let's get outfrom under this hot moon.
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I think the cheese is melting.
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What's this?
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I don't know.It could be a large box.
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Probably another care packagefor Charles--
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something important likehis Toscanini collection.
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Knowing Charles,it's probably Toscanini.
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It's from Abercrombie & Fitch.
It's for us!
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-The bathtub!
-[both laughing]
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-Six months we've been waiting!-[laughs]
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-It's beautiful!-Beautiful? You ingrate.
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It's gorgeous.It's magnificent.It's the--
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-It's beautiful!
-It's the only tub
from here to Seoul.
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And it's ours, all ours!
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Let's set it up,
see how it handles.
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You know what this means,don't you, Beej?
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From now on, we bathe.
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-Not a shower, a bathe.-Oh.
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[chuckling]
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No more standing in line,
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waiting for a measlytrickle down your back.
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When a man has his tub,
he's his own island,
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surrounded on all sidesby clear, refreshing water.
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-[chuckles]-I feel cooler already.
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Everybody should have one.
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Can you imagine
how they'll envy us
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when they find out
we got this?
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-We better hide this thing.-We better hide it.
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-Uh, no. Uh, no.
-A tub!
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What are you two doing
with my tub?
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-Yours?
-What makes you think
it's yours?
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It's characteristicof my family to send me one.
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We bought this
from our relatives,
Abercrombie & Fitch.
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To make a long story short,
Charles,
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you come out high and dry.
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Your middle-class senseof decency and fair play
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will overwhelm the maliceyou now bear me,
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and soon I shall be luxuriatingin that canvas Xanadu.
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And if that craps out,I'll just bribe you silly.
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-Not on your life, boy.
-All right.
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Perhaps you gentlemenwouldn't be adverse to, uh--
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to a little blackmail.
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Oh, camp!
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Fifty people
won't fit in that tub.
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You wouldn't tell everybodyabout our tub, would you?
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Not if I'm in it.
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[whistling]
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Here's your coffee, sir.
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Hot coffee, today?
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You have hot coffee
this time every day.It's almost like a habit.
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I'll tell you what.Leave it on your deskfor a few hours.
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-Let it cool off.
-That's how I
got it to warm up.
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I guess nothing makes senseat 104 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Gee, I like your palm, sir.
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I had Mildred send it to me.
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I'm growing it for the shade.
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Sir, you're looking at a manwho is slowly killing himself,
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and I must warn you,it's no thrill to behold.
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Not today, Klinger.I'm very closeto my boiling point.
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Klinger, you smell
like the raccoon
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that died
under our house.
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There's a method
to my madness,
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O Short One of the Open Pores.
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-Watch it.
-Colonel!
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If I can't go home
with a Section 8,
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I'm gonna take advantageof the current weather
and kill myself
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by dehydrationand/or heat prostration,
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offending as many peopleas I can along the way.
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Well, that's one way out
of this man's army.
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I've always thought of itas that man's army, sir.
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Out of my office, fur ball.
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My untimely death will be
on your head, Colonel.
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-Out!
-Come, my cheap mink.
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-Radar, do we have
any incense around?
-I'll get the incense.
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[Hawkeye laughing]
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♪ Anchors aweigh, my boys
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♪ Anchors aweigh
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[quack, quack]
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Keep it quiet, will ya?You gotta sing, sing underwater.
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♪ I've got my brand-new tub
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♪ And now I'm on my way
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-[quack, quack, quack]
-Shh!
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Good morning, B.J.
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Oh, good morning, Father.Hot enough for you?
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-[sighs] Purgatorial.
-[duck quacking]
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I like to think of itas a sinner's sneak preview.
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HAWKEYE: ♪ I'm Hawkeye
the sailor man ♪
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[quack quack]
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So what can I do
for you, Father?
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Well, as the showers
were occupied,
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I thought I'd usethe scrub sink to cool off.
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-Go soak my head, as it were.
-[quacking continues]
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[laughing]Isn't that interesting?
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Hawkeye and I had the same idea.He's using it now.
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♪ I'm Hawkeye
the sailor man ♪
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-Yes, he seems to be
enjoying himself.
-[Hawkeye laughing]
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If I may be so bold, B.J.,
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you're lying
to the wrong fella.
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Uh, Hawk.
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Why, you little devils!
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I have a good mind
to baptize you both
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in dirty water.
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Good work, Beej.That's really keeping them out.
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Forgive us, Father,for we wanted you to knownot what we do.
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Oh, don't worry about me.I'm next, after Winchester.
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Who's after me,
who's after you.
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-Up!
-Oh, it's beautiful.
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Thank you from the whole gang.
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Let's try to keep the gangdown to four, okay, Father?
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Oh, you're forgetting.I'm in the secret business.
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I want it!
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Women often have that reactionwhen they see me naked.
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Wonderful. Charles isprobably announcing it
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on Armed Forces Radio.
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All right, what deal didWinchester make with you
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that he had no right to?
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I supply the bubble bath.Oh, look at it!
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Oh, I'm just gonnasoak in it for hours.
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Careful, Margaret.You're drooling on my ducky.
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-Well, now we are five.-Four if we drown Charles.
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You certainly don't think he'srunning around telling other
people about it?
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-[voices overlapping]
-All right, hold
your water, everybody.
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This can still work.We hide this when we have to.
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We respect each other's privacy,change the water now and then...
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and above all be greedyand keep this thing to
ourselves.
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-Amen.
-B.J., MARGARET: Amen!
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[sighs]
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-Are you all right?
-Oh, sure, sir.
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It's just the heat
and the work, that's all.
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You looklike an old banana.
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Thank you, sir.
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You've been bustin'your buns all day.
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I'll tell you what.
I'll give you a hand.
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We'll have you outta herein no time.
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-That's very nice,
but the work is--
-I wanna help you.
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I know, but it's not
that hard.
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And I'm going to help youwhether you want it or not.
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-I knew I'd see it
your way, sir.
-Dandy.
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Okay, I'm putting thesein the personnel file,
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and I'm filing them
in alphabetical order,
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like A, B, C, D, E, F...
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I'll pick it up in a minute.
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Sir, Corporal Klingerreporting
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with a surprisefor your eyes.
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-Holy cow!
-How about it, huh?
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You can't get thesejust everywhere.
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Klinger, I'm impressed.
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The latest in rubberreducing suits.
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I'm getting out of hereif I have to go pint by pint.
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-Aren't you gettinga little carried away, son?-Oh, I hope so, sir.
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But you alonehave the power to save me.
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Let's face it. Would a sane manabuse himself like this?
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Just lookin' at him
makes my eyes woozy.
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Klinger, this one is
definitely in the running.
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Oh, be still, my sweaty heart.I think I see daylight.
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By golly, maybe you do.I'll tell you what.
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If you can stand being
in a getup like that
for another 24 hours,
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you are the craziest manI've ever met.
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You mean to say that--
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I mean to say that
whatever's left of you
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can have that magic
Section 8.
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-Wow!
-Eureka!
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I did it! I did it!
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Whoa, whoa!
You didn't did it yet.
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You've gotta prove
you're a maniac.
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[chuckling]
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If you'll pardon the seasonalpun, sir, no sweat.
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All right. Let's synchronizeour watches.
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Oh, sorry, sir. My watchwent for the rubber suit.
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-But I'll trust you.
-Okay.
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Twenty-four hours
from mark.
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You're on your way,
Klinger. Good luck.
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Thank you, Colonel.I kiss your palm.
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Oh, Radar, when you've
got some time later,
I want to call home
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and order my Toledo Mud Henseason tickets.
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-You bet. And good luck.-I'm free.
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Free. Free!
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Hello, Margaret.
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Hello yourself,and see how you like it.
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Wait. Don't tell me.
Let me guess.
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-You're upset.
-You bet I am.
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I had a free half hourthis afternoon,
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and Admiral Winchesterbeat me to the tub.
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Um... Um...
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Margaret, we don't
use the "T" word
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in front of company.
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Oh, you're right.
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Could you please keep
your hot lips sealed?
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Can we move along, sir?
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We've already had
three servers
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faint from the steam.
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I'll just have the salad.
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Brown lettuce?
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What am I supposed to dowith this, eat it or smoke it?
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You think that's brown?
Look at the mayonnaise.
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Right back at you.
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You want green,
have the liver.
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-Mind if I fast here?
-Huh? Oh, sure.
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You can sit down if you want.
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Radar, don't pick at your food.It'll never heal.
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-Your tonsils again, huh?-Yeah.
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Your temperature's
up a little.
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It's a hot day, sir.
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I don't think
the penicillin's working.
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Eventually, they're gonna
have to come out, you know.
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Oh, no, sir. Please?
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Just give me a bigger doseof penicillin.
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-Maybe that'll cure it.-I don't know.
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-You're pretty moldy right now.-Please? Please?
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-Please?
-All right.
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For now, I think we should getyour temperature down, though.
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How you gonna do that, sir?
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Can you keep
a military secret?
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Anything.
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At the risk of severe
personal injury,
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I'm about to break
a sacred vow.
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Last night, B.J. and I got
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a very important package
from home.
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You mean the bathtubfrom Abalone and Finch?
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You know?
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Well, of course.
I signed for it.
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And you didn't
tell anybody?
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Of course not.Who cares about a bathtub?
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-Shh!
-What? What?
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Don't you understand?
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You can fill it with water
and get in it.
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Are you crazy?Get into a bathtubfull of hot water?
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I got a temperature.
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Radar, you can also fill itwith cool water.
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Oh. Cool w--
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Oh! I could cool offin the bathtub.
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-Good idea. Let's go.
-Wait, wait, wait.
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Could I have privacywith nobody around?
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-Not even a mirror.
-Let's go.
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-Did I hear right?
-A bathtub?
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I heard right.
[mouthing words]
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00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,455
All right, Radar.
246
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,674
Is there anybodyout there?
247
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,979
It's all clear.
248
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,459
I even blindfolded
the duck.
249
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,895
Are you sure, sir?
250
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,854
'Cause I'm all nakedand everything.
251
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,986
Radar, my eyes are closed,
my back is turned,
252
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,379
and I'm ready to leave.
253
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,954
You call that naked?
254
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,173
Oh, I knew you'd peek!
255
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:38,915
All right, I'm going.
But promise me one thing.
256
00:11:38,915 --> 00:11:40,656
Don't bathe
with your shorts on.
257
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:43,659
They'll balloon up,
and you'll float away.
258
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,443
Okay, I'm going.
259
00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,665
Enjoy your privacy, Corporal.
260
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:52,146
-[all clamoring]
-Oh, it's beautiful!
261
00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:56,846
-[voices overlapping]-Oh! Don't look! Don't look!
262
00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:00,545
All right, all right!
So you know!
263
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:01,982
But don't tell anybody!
264
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,555
MAN [on P.A.]: Attention! The Pierce/Hunnicutt bathtub
265
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,994
will remain open
on a first-come,
first-soak basis.
266
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:17,519
Your cooperation
is appreciated
but not expected.
267
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,916
Ah, that Pierce
and his big mouth.
268
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,745
I'll probably never getto use that thing.
269
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,703
Private, are you
watching the time?
270
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,618
Everybody's
got 10 minutes, Major.
271
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,012
If someone goes 11,
I got orders to shoot.
272
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:34,492
This is the ultimatedegradation--
273
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,756
forced to stand in linewith the great unwashed.
274
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,280
Hey, how can you peopledress like that?
275
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,977
Are you nuts? You'll freeze.
276
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,631
-[shouts, groans]
-Quiet!
277
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:45,808
Boy! What I need right now
278
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,985
is a bracing cup
of hot chocolate.
279
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,944
Hey, hey, don't bunch upover there.
280
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,076
You're a sucker
for an avalanche.
281
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:56,471
That man is the Michelangeloof deviant behavior.
282
00:12:56,471 --> 00:13:00,301
Looks who's talking.
Most people just sing
when they bathe.
283
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,433
I always listen to musicwhilst tubbing.
284
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,392
This morning,
my suds shall ripple
285
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,873
to the soundsof the "1812 Overture."
286
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,310
Easy, easy. Clods.
287
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,138
Private, 10 minutes!
288
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,530
Not according to Mickey.
289
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:15,751
Margaret... Margaret, relax.
290
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,970
Just thinkabout that cool water
291
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:20,756
dancing over yourever-receptive skin
292
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:23,715
your body soothed intoa state of deep contentment
293
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:27,110
-while every pore
cries out in ecstasy.
-ALL: [moaning]
294
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,546
It's fabulous.
It's just fabulous.
295
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,026
Besides, it's something to do.
296
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,507
I can't stand it anymore!I can't stand it!
297
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:35,205
Who's ever in there,come on out this minuteor I'll yank you out!
298
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,947
Do you hear me?
Come on out of there!
299
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:40,820
-ALL: [shouting]
-Get him out of there!
300
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,910
Now just one
blessed moment!
301
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,955
I'll come out
when my time is up
302
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,957
and not one minute before!
303
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,743
It's my bath, and I'm
taking it! So there!
304
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,745
Forgive me.
305
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,704
Six months we waitedfor that bathtub.
306
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,619
Now we're gonna have to waitin line six more months
307
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,099
-before we can use it.
-Tell me again.
308
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,231
The first 50 times
didn't sink in.
309
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,146
Come on. I'll buy you
a beer. You can cry in it.
310
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,453
-Buy me two.
-Two beers.
311
00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:07,542
Radar, I'm sorry
I drove you to drink.
312
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,239
It's just Grape Nehi.
313
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,807
It'll be on my conscienceforever.
314
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,853
I'm looking for CaptainsPierce and Hunnicutt.
315
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,506
-Here.
-Present.
316
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,900
Clifford Rhoden,
Supply Sergeant,222nd Combat Engineers.
317
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,294
-I wanna buy your bathtub.
-Rhoden. Rhoden.
318
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,296
-The Scrounger.
-Oh, right.
319
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,428
Sergeant Rhoden
of Sears and Rhoden.
320
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,561
Supplies a wide
variety of contraband,
321
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,824
even if he has to robhis grandmother to get it.
322
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:30,521
You read my brochure.
323
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,783
The tub's not for sale.
324
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,133
It's been in my family
since yesterday.
325
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,569
I couldn't bear
to part with it.
326
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,658
Well, let me work
my magic on you.
327
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,703
-Watch it.
-I got it all.
328
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:42,142
-Radios, tailor-made clothing.-No.
329
00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:45,449
-Twelve-year-old scotch.-Help me, Beej.
330
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:48,888
Steady. Steady.No deal, Rhoden.
331
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,020
Hard sell, huh?
All right.
332
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,067
Here's somethin'
nobody can resist.
333
00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:01,204
Stag films guaranteedto make a grown man blush.
334
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,772
Probably kill you.
335
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:07,080
-No sale nohow.
-I got it figured out.
336
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,472
You're making money on this,aren't you?
337
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,213
I seen that line out there.
338
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,954
How much you charging,five bucks a butt? Ten?
339
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,173
Nothing.
340
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,958
Nothing for a skinny dipin paradise?
341
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,742
What are you guys,Communists?
342
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,048
Nyet.
343
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,050
All right,
344
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,226
but you haven't heardthe last of Sergeant Rhoden.
345
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:27,317
-Nobody says no
to the Scrounger.
-No?
346
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:30,320
The entire free enterprisesystem is ridin' on this one.
347
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,495
Oh.
348
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:33,933
What a creep.
349
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,282
Boy, I thought
he had you guys
350
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,587
on that 12-year-old scotch.
351
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,938
-Nah.
-To willpower.
352
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,114
Quick, drink before
I run after him.
353
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,384
-All right, Radar,let's look at that throat.-No, it's okay, honest!
354
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,430
-Come on.
-Come on. Let us inbefore we come in after you.
355
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,259
All right, you can look,but don't touch anything.
356
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,870
-They're purple.-That's the Grape Nehi.
357
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,830
-Oh.
-Oh, we've left them
in too long, Radar.
358
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,919
-They're ready to be picked.-Oh, geez, I knew it.
359
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,139
I knew it. Isn't thereanything else that can be done?
360
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,488
Sure. You can
leave 'em in
361
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,837
and be miserable
the rest of your life.
362
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,143
I'm willing
to take my chances.
363
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,753
No, you're not.Come on, let's go.
364
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,798
Oh, geez. How long will itbe before I can talk good?
365
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:16,323
How long you been trying?
366
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,933
How much are we charging
Radar for this?
367
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,936
Nothing. He promised to leavehis teddy bear to science.
368
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,503
Hey, Doc, can you
spare a salt pill?
369
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,114
Oh, Klinger, come on!Get off it, will ya?
370
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,029
Not when I've come this far.
371
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,813
I don't care if they send meback in an eyedropper,
372
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,076
as long as they
send me back.
373
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773
Where do you keep
the salt pills?
374
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,644
Somebody asking
for salt pills?
375
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:36,821
Salt pills? Oh, uh,
not for me, sir.
376
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:39,085
Some of the other people
are having problems
with the heat--
377
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,304
weak constitutions, quitters,that sort of thing.
378
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,567
I thought I'd
spend my last day
helping others.
379
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,309
As for myself, sir,
I'm fresh as a daisy.
380
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:47,832
But you smell
like a garlic blossom.
381
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,356
Well, back to work, sir.
382
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,010
Back to work.
383
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,663
You know, boys,that little tub of yours
384
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,622
is turning into
a big monster.
385
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:57,842
That line out there
is a burning fuse.
Do you read me?
386
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:00,236
Aw, Colonel, don't make
us pull the plug.
387
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:03,283
That isn't just a tub.That's 63 gallons ofcivilization.
388
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:05,285
Wonderful. When the campgoes up in smoke,
389
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,200
we can use it
to put out the fire.
390
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,767
-Now you're being practical.-And another thing.
391
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,422
I don't want you rushingthrough Radar's operation.
392
00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,685
Don't worry about a thing,Colonel. We'll see you inside.
393
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,383
Now tell me again
how we do this.
394
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,993
I thought you knew.
395
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,822
Steady, steady.
You want more suction?
396
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,259
-Just more silence.
-Okay, okay.
397
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,131
But sometimes,the simple operations
398
00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,436
prove to bethe trickiest.
399
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:27,655
I had a professor
400
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,744
who stitched that
on a cadaver.
401
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,094
Good Lord!
Tom Sawyer and Becky
402
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,356
are still lost down there.
403
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,054
Just finish the operation.
404
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,881
Not till I find Injun Joe.
405
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:39,710
Easy, easy.Calls for a lighter touch.
406
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,147
Steady as she goes.
407
00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,670
You wanna show me
how, Colonel?
408
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,150
All right.
409
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:47,153
He's taking the instrument.
410
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,459
You gotta go lightlyaround the superior pole.
411
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,635
Steady as she goes.
Steady as she goes.
412
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,904
Hey, hurry up in there!Nobody's that dirty!
413
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,864
-How would you know?
-Oh, pardon me.
414
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,909
I cannot.You are inexcusable.
415
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,781
Listen, Major, just becauseyou live in this line
416
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:07,956
doesn't mean you own it.
417
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,914
Curb your tongue,dogface.
418
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,134
Thanks for saving my place.
419
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,744
Hey, what do you mean,
your place?
420
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,050
Your place is behind him.
421
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,704
Nothin' doin'.
I forgot my shampoo.
422
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,227
Now I'm back where I was.
423
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,707
You're gonna be someplaceyou never been
424
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:20,969
if you don't get outta here.
425
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,144
Make me!
426
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,365
Now, now, now, idiots.
427
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,889
Hey, fight.
Good fight over here.
428
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:29,325
Throw some water on them.Break it up.
429
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,327
There's a war on,
you know.
430
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:33,938
Hey, good fight out here.Good fight.
431
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:37,377
Right over there. Gentlemen.
432
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,205
Boy, I tell ya,
433
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,163
watching a tonsillectomy likethat can be really grueling.
434
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,469
All right, all right.
435
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,253
If you doctors will
excuse me,
436
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,907
I'm gonna slip into
my Buster Crabbe swim fins
437
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,038
and take the plunge.
438
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:49,345
-Oh, yeah?
-[yelling, shouting]
439
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,610
Come on! Break it up!
Break it up!
440
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,875
-Let me at him!
-You were at him.
441
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,399
All you did was
break his shirt.
442
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,357
What started this,
as if I didn't know?
443
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,142
He tried to shove in lineahead of me.
444
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,057
Well, that's certainlyenough reason to kill a man.
445
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,798
That's it! I don't care
how you do it,
446
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,583
but get rid of that tub.
447
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,541
-It's a menace.
-Aw, come on, Colonel.
448
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,153
I want it out of town
by sundown.
449
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,632
Send me instead.
450
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,722
-Swell.
-Come on.
451
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,768
I'll treat you
to a measly little shower.
452
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:25,164
-♪ [1812 Overture plays] -Comin' through! Excuse me.
453
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,517
Ahh. Good.
454
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,867
-[groans]
-Oh.
455
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,610
-Thank you.
-[groans]
456
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,310
-Oh, hello.
-Major.
457
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,051
Ah, Radar.
458
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,140
I didn't recognize you
without your tonsils.
459
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,750
If you guys come by
to make me feel better,
460
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,099
don't come by.
461
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,797
Hey, it's gonna hurtfor a couple days,
462
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,277
then it'll be all over.
463
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,452
How about a nice cool drinkof water?
464
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,627
That ought to drownyour sorrows.
465
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:55,629
Uh-uh. No more water.
466
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,457
Ice cream. Strawberry.
467
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,067
Radar, this is Korea.
468
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,982
There isn't a Good Humor manwithin 10,000 miles.
469
00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,505
Then could you guys
kind of leave?
470
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,029
I'd like to be alone
in my misery.
471
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,249
All right. If you want us,you have our card.
472
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,338
And don't talk so much.
473
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:12,254
Sirs? I'm sorry
I'm such a pain.
474
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,256
It's hard to be nice
when you're miserable.
475
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,432
We know, Radar. We know.
476
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:21,872
-[horn honking]
-Here's opportunity!
477
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,745
Knocking once more.
478
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,661
I figured out why you don'twant to trade for the tub.
479
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,446
-It's 'cause you hate me.-Oh, you've only scratchedthe surface.
480
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,100
This time, I've brought justmy first-line merchandise.
481
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,058
Will you listen to me, please?
482
00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,322
-Okay, we'll listen.
-Yeah.
483
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,542
You will? Good.
484
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:42,850
Swiss-made watches, guaranteedto do everything but yodel.
485
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,026
-Who cares what
time it is here?
-No.
486
00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:46,332
Remember me telling youabout that 12-year-old scotch?
487
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,682
A whole case.
488
00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,205
-Sold.
-Great.
489
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,424
-Hawk?
-Huh?
490
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,339
-We can do better.
-Plus... what?
491
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,384
-Radar.
-Oh, yeah, right.
492
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:58,387
Plus, we want, uh, uh,10 gallons of ice cream.
493
00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,867
Ice cream in this heat?
494
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,608
-Strawberry.
-Strawberry.
495
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,174
Two cases of scotch.
496
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,654
Okay, two cases of scotch.
497
00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,003
And the ice cream.
498
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,179
Oh, come on, sirs.
Give me a break.
499
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,443
That's our final offer.Scotch a la mode.
500
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,141
Well, I got some connections
501
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,230
that's got someconnections in the Navy
502
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,840
and maybe one of themaircraft carriers out there
503
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,189
could spare a gallon or two.
504
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,756
I'll see what I can drum up.
505
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:22,193
If it's 10 gallons ofstrawberry, you got a deal.
506
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,978
Deal.
[scoffs]
507
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,414
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
508
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:27,895
I sure am losin' my touch.
509
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:30,985
Last war, could've talked youdown to a can of Spam.
510
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,467
And a can of Spam!
511
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,298
Thought I told you boysto unload that wet elephant.
512
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,996
Oh, done, Colonel.We just closed escrow.
513
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,998
Oh, yeah?
What'd you get for it?
514
00:21:43,998 --> 00:21:45,652
-Uh, some ice cream for Radar.-Oh.
515
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,088
Five gallonsfor each tonsil.
516
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:49,090
Hot diggity!
I'm proud of you.
517
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,788
That was not only obedientbut damn nice.
518
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:55,488
Hot! Hot! Hot!
519
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:58,317
I can't stand it anymore!
520
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,320
I can't stand it anymore!
521
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,975
Gangway!
522
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:07,238
[shouting]
523
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:10,111
-[loud splash]
-[screaming]
524
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,724
He jumped in with me!
525
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:16,726
Oh, it's a crying shame.
526
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:18,728
He only had
an hour to go.
527
00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:22,253
-[screaming]
-[wolf whistles]
528
00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,737
Oh, Radar?
Don't get up now.
529
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,391
If Lois Lane willexcuse you for a minute,
530
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,045
there's somethingwe'd like to show you.
531
00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:32,568
What's up?
532
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:33,917
A wave of the hand,a flick of the wrist,
533
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,832
and a hearty "Hi-ho, Silver!"
534
00:22:35,832 --> 00:22:38,661
Type one each, ice cream.Strawberry. Delicious.
535
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:41,229
Holy cow,
that's real ice cream.
How'd you do it?
536
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:43,057
Well, let's just sayyou'll never have to worry
537
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,363
about taking a bath again.
538
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,191
Oh, boy,
you guys are real pals.
539
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,497
You better get started.
540
00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:50,020
You've got a lot
of ice cream to eat.
541
00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:54,198
-Dive in, Radar.
-Here goes.
542
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:57,288
We know you got
the ice cream! Come on!
543
00:22:57,288 --> 00:23:00,204
[yelling, shouting]
544
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,729
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
545
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,034
How about it, Radar?
546
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:06,950
The scoops are on me.
547
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,170
All right, line forms here,
548
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,215
one at a time, single file.
549
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,348
Me first.I gotta gain some weight.
550
00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,219
[voices overlapping]
551
00:23:21,878 --> 00:23:24,794
-[knocking]
-Come in. It's
too hot to get up.
552
00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,711
-Major Houlihan---I take it back! Get out!
553
00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:29,973
I'm here with
a peace offering.
554
00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,366
I'd like to ask
your forgiveness
555
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,759
for my unforgivable behavior
556
00:23:32,759 --> 00:23:34,761
when I interruptedyour bath this afternoon
557
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:36,371
in spite of the fact
that, at the time,
558
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,981
I was half-crazed
with heat prostration.
559
00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,157
-You certainly were.
-Please let me finish.
560
00:23:40,157 --> 00:23:42,333
There was no excusefor my jumping in with you
561
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,987
in the state of undress
that you were in.
562
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:45,380
Apology accepted.
Give me the ice cream.
563
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,947
Enjoy it
in good health, ma'am.
564
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,514
And once again, I'm sorryfor barging in on you--
565
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:49,863
You already said that.
566
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:52,648
Good night, Major.
Oh, by the way,
567
00:23:52,648 --> 00:23:54,650
are you doing anything
Saturday night?
568
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:10,840
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