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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: ## Subtitles made by listening, by Leead Negri! ## ## FAU - Florida Atlantic University. Go Owls! ## 0 00:01:00,740 --> 00:01:22,720 ## Subtitles made by listening, by Leead Negri! ## ## FAU - Florida Atlantic University. Go Owls! ## ## Please donate on PayPal: teleton11@gmail.com ## 1 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:23,940 Someone is sitting here. 2 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,060 All passengers, please get off the bus, the engine went bad. 3 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:42,420 Episode 1: The Replacement 4 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:00,820 Kill me now. 5 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:03,780 Let's go in first, we're late. 6 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:06,060 I can't even take one more step. Go in without me. 7 00:03:07,060 --> 00:03:09,940 C'mon, I already missed two shuttles because of you and Rama is going to kill me. 8 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,300 Why doesn't anyone answer my letters? 9 00:03:21,020 --> 00:03:22,060 Would you like me to carry your bag? -It's won't help. 10 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:24,060 I just can't go in to this base and start off another lame week. 11 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:27,620 Oh stop it, Dafda, It's gonna go by so fast. 12 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:29,620 We're gonna do some shenanigans, it'll be fun, we'll set a new record in Mine Sweeper. 13 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:37,940 Excuse me? 14 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,060 This is Shizafon Base, right? 15 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:41,940 "Shivzaon" (deragatory name for a lame place). - Yeah, this is here. 16 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:44,940 Oh great, I thought I was at the wrong place, I'm new here. - Poor thing, I'm sorry to hear that. 17 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:49,420 Please excuse here, she doesn't like Sundays (equivalent to Mondays). 18 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,460 Hold on, what's your name? 19 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,180 Tehila. -And what's your position? 20 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,260 Receptionist. -Where at? 21 00:03:58,260 --> 00:03:59,940 In an office. - They didn't tell you which office? 22 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,620 What is this, an interrogation? I'm going in. 23 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:04,300 You don't get it? She is my replacement. 24 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:05,860 Ok. 25 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,300 What time is it? I need to serve coffee to the dickheads. 26 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,780 "Just so you know... there are a lot of fags in this base" 27 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,140 The private says: "Oh really?" The Sergeant says: 28 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:18,140 "Yeah sure. Would you like me to point them out?" 29 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,460 So the Private answers: "Yeah". The Sergeant responds: 30 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:24,380 "No problem, but first- I want a kiss." 31 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,500 So I guess we're not getting coffee this morning? 32 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:32,460 You'll get it, my soldiers are working on it right now. 33 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,300 Excellent, because if you want to command on 100 soldiers. 34 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:37,020 You better learn how to command 5 of them. - Absolutely - OK. 35 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:41,260 We're having the multi-branch drill this week so... - Ber, go ahead. 36 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:45,540 Ok, we'll be in training area Oscar-4, Tarantula location. 37 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,540 Blank only. section 280 closed for the drill. 38 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:52,420 How exactly did you decide that she is your replacement? - What do you mean? It's clear 39 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:56,420 My letters finally got to someone who read them and decided to take care of the issue 40 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:58,900 Hold on, where are you coming from? 41 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:01,220 From boot camp. 42 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:02,300 And where did they send you to? 43 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:03,340 To here. 44 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:05,300 You see? 45 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:13,020 This is the office of adjutancy, your new home. 46 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,020 This is your desk, and you can put your bag here. 47 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:19,260 Oh, here you are. Disobeying soldier. - Don't even ask what happened. 48 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:21,540 All the officers on base are waiting for me. 49 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,660 They are thirsty and dying to eat something 50 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:24,740 So I'm not going to ask. 51 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,660 But the bus broke down, I swear 52 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,940 I don't care, as far as I'm concernced aliens could be blocking all the roads in Southern Israel 53 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:31,860 You need to be here at 0930 54 00:05:32,580 --> 00:05:35,260 It's my fault, she missed two shuttles at Be'er Sheeva Since she was waiting for me. 55 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:39,020 You don't have to come to base together all the time. You're like glue. We are not in kindergarten. Who's she? 56 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:40,900 This is Tehila... Ok, it doesn't matter now. 57 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,380 You have two minutes to serve breakfast and clean this afterwards. 58 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:45,700 What? - Exactly. 59 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,340 Get rid of this stain right away. 60 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,500 You don't have to salute. Boot camp is over. 61 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,500 That bitch! Why is she yelling at me? 62 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,460 And I'm supposed to clean her uniform? What am I, her slave? 63 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:00,660 Don't worry about it, Ignore her, We'll make her coffee and she'll calm down. 64 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,060 Coffee? She can take hike, that bitch, she can go fuck 65 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,580 Along with all the officers in her ass. 66 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:09,100 Rama, our Lieutenant, she is... A little uptight. 67 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:10,780 She's retarded. 68 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:14,900 Come. 69 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:23,540 "Soon enough, you'll talk to me again..." 70 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:27,060 "Any my body will feel your warmth" 71 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:32,740 "And your breathing..." 72 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:38,500 This is the sitting sketch of all the officers so You'd know what coffee to serve to which office 73 00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:41,060 Get it? It's really simple. 74 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,380 Hey Anati. - Anat. 75 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:45,340 You don't remember me? 76 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:48,140 Well, you probably don't recognize me withouth the tears, huh? 77 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:53,740 Dafi, from adjutancy. - Oh right, without the hoodie also. 78 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:57,340 Look, they got me a replacement and I'm moving to the Kiryat (A base in Central Israel). 79 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:59,980 Oh really? - Yeah. That's great. 80 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:01,620 Good luck. Thanks. 81 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,180 "Wounds and kisses," 82 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,660 "All the lies and all the silence" 83 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:56,260 "Come back like gamblers with their deck of cards" 84 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:59,180 "And shiny shoes" 85 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:06,700 "singing..." 86 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:21,100 Shut up! 87 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:30,860 Adjutancy. 88 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:33,580 Yeah. Just a sec. Is this Meirav? 89 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,860 Hi Tzrifin (base in Central Israel). 90 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,020 Ok, there are a lot of forms here. 91 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,660 Vacation form, transfer form. - Ok, bye. 92 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:43,060 No, no, no, these are personal file. What are you looking for? 93 00:08:43,860 --> 00:08:45,500 Oh, right. Anyways... 94 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,700 This is all the Adjutancy stuff. 95 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:52,420 Girls, this is my replacement. Tehila 96 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,100 Replacement? What replacement? 97 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:55,220 I'm Moving to the Kirya. No kidding! 98 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:57,580 How did that happen? 99 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:58,580 Jealous ,huh? 100 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:02,260 Anyway, Tehile these are your co-workers. 101 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:05,020 This is Liat, she's Rama's secretary, and this is Livnat 102 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,700 I'm the HR NCO, not a receptionist. 103 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:08,660 Wow, you really have no idea of what we are doing here 104 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,780 Well, it's not like we actually do anything here. 105 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:14,020 You'd be surprised, we work really hard. maybe if you come to the office sometimes, you'll see. 106 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:16,740 Dafi, if you put your bag on my desk one more time, 107 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,020 I'm going to shove it up your ass. - Stop it, let's not get started with this again 108 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,300 Like, this desk is for both of us 109 00:09:22,620 --> 00:09:26,060 Not for both of us. Just mine. Rama said so. 110 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:29,620 This is Irena, she came here from ordnance corps. she's also new here. 111 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:32,420 New my ass, I've been here two months already. 112 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:37,020 Poor girl, she's overwhelmed. Two years sounds a lot but time goes by really fast. 113 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,580 Yeah it does. 114 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,940 Hi girls! 115 00:09:42,940 --> 00:09:44,940 What have you been up to? 116 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:51,820 In this drawer there are staplers, pins, thumbtacks, separators, straight blades, envelope opener, 117 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:56,100 markes, pencil sharpeners, glue, pen fillins, staple pins... Stop, your'e giving me a headache. 118 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:05,700 Staple gun, the most expensive item in the office. 119 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,060 This thing is deadly. 120 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:11,660 Nothing works against the big posters, Not the thumbtacks, not the scotch tape. 121 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:15,700 There are only two of them, they are marked and we hide them here. 122 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:20,900 Even if god forbid you become a POW and they torture you, you can't tell anyone, got it? 123 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,060 Boaz? - Yeah - You got a minute? 124 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,700 For you, even 60 seconds. 125 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:34,740 I wanted to update you that I applied to become a Captain. 126 00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:37,020 I understand that there is only one more opening and I need a recommendation from you. 127 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:38,620 It's not for a while, right? 128 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:41,780 Yes, but I rather take care of it ahead of time. 129 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,860 Do you know how many candidates are? - It's me, and three other officers from the division. 130 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:49,140 Excellent. Competition is a good thing You have plenty of time to impress us. 131 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:52,220 Also, there is going to be an inspection soon, correct? - Yes. 132 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,740 Well, it is a great chance to earn some points. 133 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:58,100 Absolutely. I'll do the best I can. - I'm sure. 134 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:06,220 Girls, are you on vacation? 135 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,500 What do you mean by "moving to the Kirya"? 136 00:11:11,060 --> 00:11:15,180 It's exactly what it is. nothing more. 137 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:18,060 Don't you talk back to me. I don't have neither the time or patience for this. 138 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,780 We're not supposed to get new non-combatants till the end of the month. 139 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,740 No, Rama, it's all good everything is organized I... 140 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:26,020 It's just that I've been in touch with some official in the Kirya 141 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:27,060 Contact? 142 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,700 I've been sending letters. 143 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:31,740 A lot of letters. 144 00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:37,700 To who? - To the mental health officer, to the head of personal affairs, to the general staff 145 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,260 To the chief of staff advisor for women relations, and frankly to the Chieff of Staff himself. 146 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:41,900 What? 147 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,380 Right, Zohar? We ended up sending him the letter. 148 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:47,140 To the Chief of Staff. - Yeah - Yeah, I think so. 149 00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,100 You sent a letter to the Chief of Staff? 150 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,180 What did you write him? 151 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:58,220 That you are a spoiled secretary that the Army invented a position that doesn't exist for her? 152 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:02,660 Paper and shredding NCO, because she doesn't know how to type or transfer a phone call? 153 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:05,380 That you want to transfer to the Kirya because the desert makes your hair dry? 154 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,580 Well, obviously, we wrote it a little differently. 155 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,940 This is kind of authority bypassing is unheard of. - I don't believe that the Chieff of Staff took care of it by himself. 156 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,340 I suppose he probably forwarded it to a personal affairs officer or something like it. 157 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:15,780 I can't believe this disgrace. 158 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,900 Everything is so organized with the combatants soldiers 159 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:19,940 And the non-combatants are being thrown around like garbage. 160 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,700 And stop moving binders around here! Close the door! 161 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:27,660 You will wait for me to make time for it. Did it appear to you that I have other things to do? 162 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,380 You don't have to do anything, I'll take care of it all. 163 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:30,540 You became rude. 164 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:32,780 You were a good girl before you started admiring Zohar. 165 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,020 Why am I always to blame? 166 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,460 You, are you trying me? - No/ 167 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:39,900 it is 0107 and I still didn't get the mail. 168 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:41,540 It's been on your desk for an hour. 169 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:43,500 0000. 170 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:48,780 What about the uniform? did you get rid of the stain? I'm working on it. 171 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,500 Excellent. Continue 172 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,460 Is that what you do every day? 173 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:20,020 I personally rather not shred two and a half pages every day. 174 00:13:20,340 --> 00:13:24,540 Once every... I shred a bunch of papers. But act as you see it fitting. 175 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:28,300 In general, as a Paper and Shredding NCO the position is a lot what you make out of it. 176 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:30,460 Sorry. 177 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:39,340 These girls, they really think highly of themselves. The base commander's receptionists are really stuck up. 178 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:40,620 what is MABAS? 179 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:42,940 That's the base commander. 180 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:48,020 Don't worry, you'll understand everything and know everyone. -Do you know all the soldiers on base? 181 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,660 Everyone? No way, do you have any idea how many soldiers are stationed here? 182 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:52,180 How many? - There are... 183 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,780 A lot! You're so funny... 184 00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:02,180 No we can rest a little bit, basically you can take a nap every day. 185 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,460 But you know, don't tell anyone about it. 186 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:27,900 I can't believe that you are leaving, it's a disaster. 187 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:31,820 it's alright, you're gonna have some peace of mind. You won't have to listen to my cry all day. 188 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:35,140 Yeah right, with these two idiots who sing duets. 189 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:37,620 Here is Guy Shefi. 190 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,340 He just looked at you. 191 00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,500 Really? - Yeah, go talk to him. 192 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:46,460 Are you crazy? What am I going to say? 193 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,380 I don't know. Say "Hi". 194 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,940 Look, his friends are also cute. 195 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,580 If we'll be a couple, I'll introduce you to them. 196 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,260 Let's start with actually talking to him. - I will if you stay. 197 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,220 What does it have to do with anything? 198 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,180 We'll talk all day over the phone. 199 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:12,740 You'll come visit me, we'll drink ice coffee at Azrieli. We'll chat over the phone. 200 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,260 The phone? Can you save seats on the bus with the telephone? 201 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,260 Set new high scores on all the computers in the office? 202 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,700 You are not going to like it over there. 203 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,420 You won't have anyone to talk to. Won't have anyone to eat with. 204 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,980 Ladies and gentlemen, after impressive game by the Spanish champion, 205 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,780 Will the Israeli competitor manage to overcome her? 206 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:47,340 Here she goes and starts to mark the monitor fiercely. 207 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:51,700 They're telling me that she went through rigorous training in the IDF! and now... 208 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:57,180 Woo ho! I broke a record! - No way, ,move I feel like I'm on a roll. 209 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:04,620 Zohar Ben Ari approaching the mission... - Didn't you have enough of this nonsense? 210 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:11,620 Rama? 211 00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:16,020 In regards to Tehila, I fully trained her today. 212 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:19,060 So you can go ahead ant test her, and if everything is alright... 213 00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,940 So I would be actually leaving tomorrow. 214 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:26,380 Come to my office first thing tomorrow morning and we'll take care of this. 215 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:38,900 Do you think it's funny? 216 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,300 You told me to get rid of the stain. 217 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:42,860 I did. 218 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,100 This is joke just cost you denial of vacation. 219 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,700 Forgive her. I will thread it, it'll be unnoticeable, I promise. 220 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:52,860 You need to worry about the trash cans. 221 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,020 They are flooded with papers, 222 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,260 You're not going anywhere before you shred all of this, get it? 223 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,820 Damn in. I think it's Shapiro, that son of a bitch. 224 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,140 Just a second! 225 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:36,060 Just a second! 226 00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:50,420 Eitan. 227 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,860 What are you doing here? 228 00:17:52,260 --> 00:17:53,020 I'm stationed here. 229 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:56,940 What? how can it be? - Can I come in? 230 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,940 Listen, girls are not allowed here. the Disciplinary Senior NCO is going around the barracks. 231 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,820 Hold on, Hold on, Listen It doesn't work now. Let's talk tomorrow. 232 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,340 You have no idea how worried I was. Why didn't you call or answer my texts? 233 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,460 Because I told you, I'm very busy now. - What's the matter, you didn't have fun at the Kineret? 234 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:17,700 No, it was... very fun. 235 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,340 I can't stop thinking about what we did over there In the water, inside the tent... 236 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,580 Okay, but it was... it was during the summer, also... 237 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,340 We met only... 238 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:29,100 8 times. We slept together for five nights, 239 00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,580 Not including the night in the Kineret that I don't count since we didn't go to sleep. 240 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:35,780 And then we said we're going to meet during Rosh Ha'shana and I made you a surprise and all of a sudden you didn't answer me. 241 00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:37,940 Listen, you really have to leave. - You have to see the surprise. 242 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,900 No no it's not right, okay? 243 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,340 I didn't get back to you because I'm really busy and also because... 244 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:45,500 I have never loved someone like this. You have no idea how you stole my heart. 245 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:51,300 Okay, but... It's over. I'm not interested. 246 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,180 How come? 247 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:55,380 I don't know... It's just not it. 248 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,420 So why did you text me that you think about me a lot? 249 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,500 I don't remember. 250 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,620 For 4 months all I've been thinking about is you. Nothing else, 251 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,100 Just Eitan, Eitan, Eitan... 252 00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:11,420 Wait, you didn't... You didn't actually enlist, right? 253 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,820 How did you get in here? 254 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,740 I had to see you. I couldn't take it anymore. 255 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,500 Aren't you the new soldier from Adjutancy? 256 00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:35,420 No she's not a soldier, she's a psycho that I met once and... 257 00:19:36,580 --> 00:19:38,780 And we met a few times and that's it, nothing happened. - Nothing? 258 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,780 Do you know what he told me? 259 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,340 And then when I found your home number, your mom picked up and said that you are in 260 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,380 And a minute later she said you're not home. 261 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,700 Did you tell your mom to lie to me? 262 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,820 You have no idea what you're getting yourself in. Impersonating a soldier is a felony. 263 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,340 If we report you, you're going to get arrested. Right, Anati? 264 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,140 Don't you remember that in the Kineret you tole me... - Enough with the fucking Kineret, it was a long time ago! 265 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,140 It was a while ago! I also have a girlfriend now. 266 00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,140 Do me a favor, pull it together 267 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,100 and leave this base before you get caught. 268 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,940 The same way you got in, leave. - Where did you get a uniform and a unit badge? 269 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:11,780 This is unreal. 270 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:16,500 Listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't answer your texts. Ok? Sorry. 271 00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:19,260 Would you like me to walk you outside and we'll talk a little bit? 272 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:21,540 Ok that's it. 273 00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,940 If you don't leave right away, I'm going to call CID. 274 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,580 Not a problem. Do you really want to ruin your life? 275 00:20:26,420 --> 00:20:28,620 You already ruined my life. 276 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,300 Tehila is everything alright? 277 00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:36,940 Yes. 278 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,820 Ok, we are in the barracks. If you need anything, just say. 279 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:43,300 *singing in Hebrew* 280 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:43,420 Eating from the floor? Disgusting. *singing in Hebrew* 281 00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:45,420 Eating from the floor? Disgusting. 282 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:51,220 I'm telling you, Zohar, nothing disgusts her. That's the way it is at the kibbutz, huh? 283 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,980 Yep. And how is it over at the ghetto? Watch it! 284 00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:57,180 Don't worry about her, ignore her. Yeah, ignore her. 285 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,260 Dafi, Dafi. 286 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,140 Do you really think he looked at me today? 287 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:15,580 I'm worried about Tehila. How long does it someone to take a shit? 288 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:19,660 She's probably constipated. Like you were when you first got here. 289 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,140 Can you shut up already? I'm trying to go to sleep. 290 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,180 Who, them or us? - Both. 291 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:26,860 Both (mocking). 292 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:17,900 Livnat... 293 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:34,940 Fuck. 294 00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:39,620 Shit. 295 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,580 Yes? 296 00:23:51,980 --> 00:23:52,940 I'm coming. 297 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:27,500 We don't have to wait to the CID investigation 298 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,660 To know this was a disaster. 299 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,700 It's not enough that a soldier in our unit committed suicide, 300 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:36,700 She wasn't even a soldier. 301 00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:38,700 She was an impostor. 302 00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:43,260 5 HR NCOS are sitting in one office and no one even thought of it. 303 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,820 She didn't have a military ID card, no dog tag. She did have them, Rama. 304 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,740 I heard that she stole a drill instructors' bag in the bathroom in Beer Sheeva. 305 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:53,460 But if a soldier is coming and no one reported him and he is not on any lists, 306 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:54,900 You need to report to me immediately! 307 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,460 You said that you don't have time for it. 308 00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,020 Come again? 309 00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:00,540 That's what you told Dafi, that you don't havetime for this nonsense. 310 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,300 You have a bad attitude, you know? 311 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,020 Yeah, you've already told me like 700 times. 312 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:06,780 I'm not supposed to privately take care of every soldier that arrives to this base. 313 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:09,780 You know why? Because it's not my job. 314 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:12,980 I'm supposed to oversee you job, not do it myself. 315 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:17,420 If one of you would have bothered to call and find out, or tell me there is a problem 316 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,380 She would have saved her life. 317 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,260 And your ass. 318 00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:24,300 My ass? - Yeah. what's the deal here with blaming only us? 319 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,740 You're the office here. Be accountable for this. 320 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:29,700 I will be accountable for this. 321 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:31,740 For the fact that my soldiers have the worst attitudes. I will be accountable for this. 322 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:31,860 For the fact that my soldiers have the worst attitudes. 323 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:35,380 I swear, Zohar, I will make a human being out of you. You won't go on vacation on my shift. 324 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,580 You're getting denied of vacation. - You already did that. 325 00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:40,020 So another one. Would you like to get another one? 326 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,020 It's already 3. How about you learn how to count? 327 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:48,780 You're right. I'm wrong. Make it 4 vacations. Shall I carry on? 328 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:01,580 Rama. 329 00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:07,540 Le'ts go over the details again. 330 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,740 She arrived with Dafi yesterday morning at 10:00 AM. 331 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,860 Let's continue this conversation in the conference room, ok? 332 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:33,660 I'm going to kill myself as well. That's the only way people will pay attentione to me here. 333 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:41,820 If you kill yourself they will pay attention to you, but you won't be able to enjoy it because you'll be dead. 334 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:43,900 Have you thought about it? - I don't care! 335 00:26:43,900 --> 00:26:45,300 I'm going to kill myself and you need to report that I threatened doing so. 336 00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:48,060 Kill yourself first, then we'll report it. 337 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:50,220 You don't belive me? We do. 338 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:52,140 Why not? We wanna see it. 339 00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:55,700 I'll drink some white-out. It says "Danger, not for consumption". 340 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,420 Well, now it's empty. But just wait until we get supplies. 341 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:00,980 You'll regret that you didn't believe me. - I have some, here you go. 342 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,860 What else are you hiding there in that drawer? 343 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:10,380 All this was waiting for you in the registration office, postman NCO. 344 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:12,940 Thanks. - Do you know how they call the adjutancy in this base? 345 00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:15,700 "Shambles". 346 00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:19,580 That's how they always call the adjutancy, in every base. - Not yo my adjutancy, not over my dead body! 347 00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:29,860 Paper and shredding NCO, do you think that in between all your writing and complaining to the Chief of Staff 348 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:32,140 You'll find some time to do your job? 349 00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:02,940 We thought that we don't recycle anymore. - So we threw everything together. 350 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,100 Can you shred this as well please? 351 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:35,540 What's this? 352 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:39,980 You never sent my letters? 353 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:47,660 Dafi...- I can't believe you've been lying to me all this time. 354 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:50,340 I wasn't lying. - Yes you did, and you pretended to help me. - Hey! 355 00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:53,540 I worked really hard on these letters! - But you never sent them. 356 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,780 You didn't send them! 357 00:28:57,780 --> 00:28:59,420 I just saved you the humiliation, 358 00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:03,020 They would probably end up in the trash or... 359 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,700 Or even worse, on some wall as a joke. 360 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:10,780 Do you think that my biggest dream is a joke? - Your biggest dream is a little lame, don't you thing? 361 00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:15,260 I mean... to make coffee in the Kirya instead of here. At least here you have me. 362 00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:17,780 Do you think that you can find a good friend like me anywhere? 363 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:20,500 I hope that I'll never find a friend like you again. 364 00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:26,300 Yeah, I have no idea where you'll find someone that will wait an hour and a half for you in Beer Sheeva. 365 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,300 So you won't enter the base by yourself? 366 00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:29,740 So are you doing me a favor? 367 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:35,620 Ok, I'm sorry! 368 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:39,940 I was pissed off the Army for no reason. You are the one that doesn't give a damn about me and the reason I'm still here 369 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:46,100 You know what? Go ahead and send your whiny letters, you naive baby. 370 00:29:46,260 --> 00:29:48,100 Let's see who will actually care? 371 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:50,460 Maybe the Chief of Staff... 372 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,580 Explain to me what is so appealing for you in the Kirya? 373 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:07,300 At the end of boot camp, they let me choose 3 bases 374 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:10,180 that I'd like to be stationed it, by priority. 375 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:14,140 So I put down: Kirya, Kirya, Kiryat. - I got it, but why? 376 00:30:15,540 --> 00:30:19,180 Usually, whoever wants to server there is because he wants to stay close to his home. 377 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:20,580 But you are from Haifa. 378 00:30:21,060 --> 00:30:24,540 But I'll live in Tel Aviv and I'll have a real life. 379 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:26,220 You know that the Kirya is a commuter base. 380 00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:28,860 A soldier that doesn't live in Central Israel, The IDF needs to organize a place to live in, 381 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:30,860 give him a fraction of the rent, it's not simple. 382 00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:33,700 But I can't stay here any longer Anati. - Anat. 383 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:49,380 Fill out the reasons for the transfer request and put it in my mailbox. 384 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:51,940 I'll try to forward the request but it'll take some time. 385 00:30:55,180 --> 00:30:57,740 I also hated my old base but I didn't act like it was such a tragedy. 386 00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:01,140 So how did you leave? 387 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,300 I left for Officer Training. 388 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:13,860 Thanks. 389 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:26,780 Is everything alright? 390 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,020 "*singing in Hebrew...*" 391 00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:46,460 You start and I'll jump in. 392 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:52,980 *singing in Hebrew...*" 393 00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:58,500 adjutancy. 394 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:00,700 Yes. 395 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:05,020 Hi, can I please get a transfer form? 396 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:08,420 Hi, what... 397 00:32:09,460 --> 00:32:11,580 Transfer form. I'm in the adjutancy, aren't I? 398 00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:13,620 What, are you leaving? 399 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,540 Can you give it back to to Dafi? I forgot to give it back to her. 400 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:23,180 So do you have one? What? 401 00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:26,620 Transfer form. Yeah. She Has it. - Ok, thanks. 402 00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:29,420 I'm not kidding, Rama. 403 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:33,620 Are you able to repeat it? 404 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:37,740 I said I want... Louder. - To think bigger, 405 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:41,980 Think about what I can give, not about what I can take. 406 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:44,140 I would like to be an offier like Rama. 407 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,100 I am honored to have such a role model. 408 00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:49,620 Very impressive. 409 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:55,300 And it's important to me to say, that Rama isn't to blame for... the incident. 410 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,340 It was us the receptionists that made the mistake. Myself. 411 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,980 It seems like there are plenty of mistakes here. 412 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:06,980 But whoever was found guilty was the front gate guard who let in a civilian with a fake military ID card. 413 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:07,860 Oh, ok. 414 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,260 Anyways, it wasn't Rama. 415 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:14,060 Boaz, are you with me? I'm still on the line. 416 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:16,700 Anything else? 417 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:21,780 Yeah Shakedi, I'm here. - Are you sitting down? I'm about to tell you something insane. Listen 418 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:27,300 Wow Dafi, you really put it together huh? Who's next? Liati, right? 419 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:29,260 God forbid. We don't say that, Rama. 420 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:30,860 You also want to go to officer training? 421 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,500 Ok, is everyone here? 422 00:33:33,540 --> 00:33:37,460 I'm very proud in our Dafi, 423 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:42,100 That came here 6 months ago... 7.5 months ago. 424 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:44,940 And she had a lot of difficulties, as we all know, but... 425 00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:50,020 She decided to become a solider with high motivation, and push off any bad influences. 426 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:56,860 And here it is, she is going to be an officer representing the state of Israel. 427 00:33:57,220 --> 00:33:58,580 Cheers. Hold on, I'm not done yet. 428 00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:03,780 I ask that we don't only consider it a personal case for Dafi 429 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:09,020 Each and everyone of us can reflect about this case, 430 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:12,580 There is a starting point 431 00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,140 And afterwards... 432 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:17,420 The sky is the limit. 433 00:34:18,980 --> 00:34:20,300 Cheers. I would also like to say thanks. 434 00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:26,220 To Rama, that gave me a chance and wrote me a great recommendation... 435 00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:28,180 Cheers. yeah cheers. 436 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:30,460 Just don't get drunk... 437 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:33,620 Yeah right, you can totally get drunk off of... grape juice. 438 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:35,700 I'll be in my room. 439 00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:40,700 What about her dream about being a receptionist in the Kirya? It's going to come true. 440 00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:42,500 I'll be an officer in the Kirya. 441 00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:43,620 How do you know where you'll be placed? 442 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,180 Do you know Guy Shefi, the officer? 443 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:48,580 So he is transferring there, and he's going to retract me to his department. 444 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:52,020 Say, don't you think it's hilarious that the most spoiled soldier 445 00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:56,100 that has to take a nap, that won't touch anything, 446 00:34:56,580 --> 00:35:00,700 That shower with a bathing suite, that has allergies and medical releases to every single grain of sand in this desert 447 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,660 Is going to be an officer in the IDF? 448 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,860 So what are you going to be? I'll be the head officer of a Lieutenant Colonel's office. 449 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:10,540 Wow. That is is so good. 450 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:12,860 Zohar, did you drink all the wine? 451 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:20,180 The Kirya Cake. 452 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:23,580 This is Azrieli Mall, above Ayalon South interchange, Where will you be? 453 00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:36,860 It's grape juice! 454 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:41,940 Are you crying? 455 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:44,980 No, I just hate throwing up. 456 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:49,660 That's the only thing stopping me from being anorexic bulimic like you. 457 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:18,700 Here, drink. 458 00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:23,820 Of all the guys on base, you have to choose him? 459 00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:26,580 Just a coincidence, 460 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,140 He's leaving anyways. 461 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,180 I was just saving you the humiliation. 462 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:57,540 Episode 02. The Virgin. 463 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:32,580 C'mon, Irena, when? 464 00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:35,300 At age 14. Oh, it's not that bad. 465 00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:37,780 I thought it was a lot earlier. With who? 466 00:37:38,660 --> 00:37:40,660 Some guy. He was my neighbor. 467 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:44,900 I was 17, on July 17. Such a nice date. 468 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:49,260 I had it in the summer between 10th and 11th grade In summer camp. With one of the camp counselors. 469 00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:51,620 Zohar, what about yourself? 470 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,820 Zohar. - What? - What do you mean "what"? 471 00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:58,620 I didn't hear what you guys were talking about. Yeah right. 472 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:02,260 Greetings. - I'm not checking, nagger. You were here just yesterday. 473 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:04,340 Can you check? - Not now, Ok? Go see her. 474 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,820 Oh c'mon, check for me. It'll only take a second. When am I getting discharged? 475 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:09,060 Dude, I'm the postman NCO. 476 00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:11,300 If you want, get in an envelope and I'll mail you to your mom. 477 00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:13,860 Ok, Ok, come here for a sec. Yogev... 478 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:17,220 Interesting. They say that all the action is at the kibbutz. 479 00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:21,100 So go there, on your way to Russia, tell them that you came to volunteer. 480 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,540 It is possible that I'm the only virgin in Southern Israel. 481 00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:29,380 I'm the only virgin in my kibbutz, that's for sure. 482 00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:33,100 All the ugly and hideous girls have already done. besides of me. 483 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:43,540 Stop counting us all the time! - Quite. 484 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:44,660 We are not going to multiply. 485 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,260 Ne'ama. 486 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,660 It's also clear that I'm the only virgin in this base. 487 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:58,780 It's true that everyone is a slut here. but I dont want to feel that different. 488 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:03,940 Liat. 489 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:10,340 Zohar. 490 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:19,740 God, please make me normal. 491 00:39:20,380 --> 00:39:21,540 I don't want to die a virgin. 492 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:24,140 I mean, I don't want to die in general, but... 493 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,900 Not as a virgin for sure. 494 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:29,300 Girls, let's pay attention. 495 00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:36,500 I know it's tough and hot and you're tired, but it's important to pay close attention. 496 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:39,340 Shira isn't feeling well, she's going to pass out. 497 00:39:40,020 --> 00:39:41,460 Yeah, Rama, I'm going to pass out. 498 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,420 So Shira can go sit in the shade. 499 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:47,740 Can I go with her to the shade, in case she would need help? 500 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,580 No! If she needs help. she'll tell us. 501 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:58,620 Now after we took care of all the patients, I have something to say. 502 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:03,020 Hilit and me went through officer training together. 503 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,620 Instructional base #12, respect. and power. 504 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:10,260 We went through a lot together and she's like my twin sister. 505 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:11,940 Here you go, Hilit. 506 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:19,140 What am I supposed to do when I see a suspect approaching base? 507 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:22,700 Like... someone with a fake military ID card? 508 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:26,940 No, a real suspect. What should I do? 509 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,340 Shout? 510 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:34,820 When I'm on guarding duty at the front gate and the security of the base is my responsibility 511 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:36,860 And I see a suspect approaching, 512 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:41,220 And all I have at my dispense are my awareness, my efficiency, 513 00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:44,940 My responsibility for the base security, and my M-16 rifle. 514 00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:47,780 What should I do? Shoot? 515 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,780 Just like that? Shoot? 516 00:40:52,020 --> 00:40:53,300 What if I kill an innocent person? 517 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:59,260 Exactly for this kind of situation, there is the suspect handling procedure. 518 00:40:59,900 --> 00:41:02,580 A suspect approaches the front entrance, I first shout: "Stop!" 519 00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:04,140 Repeat after me, 520 00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:05,780 Stop! 521 00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:11,100 He didn't stop. I shout: "Stop and identify yourself!" 522 00:41:11,820 --> 00:41:13,340 "Stop and identify yourself!" 523 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:14,900 He didn't stop. 524 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,420 I shout: "Stop or I'll shoot!" 525 00:41:17,900 --> 00:41:20,340 Stop or I'll shoot! Didn't stop. 526 00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:23,460 Now, pay attention. I cock the weapon for intimidation purposes. 527 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,700 Didn't stop. I fire in the air. Didn't stop. I shoot towards his legs. 528 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,460 But... - Let me finish, I'll allow questions in the end. 529 00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:31,100 But what if he does stop? 530 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,700 No, seriously. What if he does stop? 531 00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:41,700 If he does stop, call me. 532 00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:45,460 Now Zohar, because you always ask all these questions. 533 00:41:45,860 --> 00:41:47,140 You'll have the honor to cover first guard shift. 534 00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,500 At least you're going to be first at something. 535 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:51,300 What did you say? 536 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:55,180 Ok, girls. Let's continue. 537 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:57,540 Answer me, bitch. Did you say: "At least be first in something?" 538 00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:00,780 Calm down. I said: "Not a very good twin sister". 539 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,180 Girls! Let's continue. 540 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:18,340 Would you like some advice? - No. 541 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:22,180 Some free advice. I don't want it. 542 00:42:24,260 --> 00:42:27,380 You need a man. - Oh. That's the advice. 543 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,700 You need to get laid and the sooner the better. 544 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,340 "You need to get laid and the sooner the better." 545 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,700 You are quite the romantic poet. 546 00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,660 If you want romance, you need to pop your cherry first. 547 00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:41,940 Nobody will want you like that. 548 00:42:42,540 --> 00:42:45,020 An uptight virgin with spider webs over her pussy. 549 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,700 Wow, you are disgusting. 550 00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:52,340 How does a girl with so many facial creams is so disgusting on the outside? 551 00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:56,420 You better listen to me. Find a man, now. 552 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:59,860 The first one you see, have sex with him as soon as possible before it's too late. 553 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:05,260 Ok, Irena, maybe in Russia a woman needs a man to justify her existence. 554 00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:08,220 Drop these old sayings. You are in the Western world. 555 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:09,940 Idiot. 556 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:11,780 Look at the world map. 557 00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:14,500 I used to live in the West. Now I'm here. 558 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:25,460 Gil Mesika and Liran Stoler, you are in the front entrance. 559 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,780 Rotem Ganon, and Nimrod Cohen, you are in the open. 560 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:33,180 Shir Ben Ezra and Adi Bracha, you are the patrol. 561 00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:38,340 Gal Mizrahi and Shuki Solomon, you're in the guard tower. 562 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:42,580 Oleg Kovalski and Ran Saporta, you are in the rear entrance. 563 00:43:44,140 --> 00:43:46,620 So who's left? - Just me. 564 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,100 Zohar. Right. 565 00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,660 You are guarding the weaponry. 566 00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:56,380 What...by myself? I don't have a partner? 567 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,780 The weaponry is a one man guarding position because it's inside the base. 568 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:02,460 You need to stand here and one an hour walk around the building. 569 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:04,860 You are not allowed to sit or use your phone. 570 00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,260 So what, I'm supposed to stand here for 4 hours without doing anything? 571 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:10,740 You asked for equal right. Here it is. 572 00:44:11,580 --> 00:44:12,980 And where are you going to be? 573 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:15,700 Where am I going to be when? - Meanwhile when I'm on guarding duty. 574 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:17,580 Asleep. 575 00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:21,860 You're probably going to be in all kind of girls' dreams. 576 00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:25,060 What? - Do you have a girlfriend? 577 00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:30,460 Ok, have a good one. Bye. 578 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:33,140 I asked, do you have a girlfriend? 579 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:38,940 Boyfriend. 580 00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,620 If something happens, call the officer on duty. 581 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:47,140 Don't worry, nothing's going to happen. 582 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:48,700 Nothing will happen because this is my luck... 583 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:54,740 I wish that some guy would come, doesn't have to be a stud, but... 584 00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:57,580 Ok, not a catch. Mediocre. Average. 585 00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,660 Someone that would want me. 586 00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:06,060 Who is it? 587 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:10,060 Stop or I'll shoot. 588 00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:12,380 What is it, omg, put the weapon down! - Who are you? 589 00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:14,620 Meyer. I'm looking for the kiosk. 590 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:16,820 You're not from here? 591 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:19,300 No, I'm from Maglan. We are training here. 592 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:21,780 Can you stand in the light for a second? 593 00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:30,940 You guys are serious around here, huh? 594 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:33,860 Yeah, sorry. 595 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:40,380 I'm Zohar. Hi. - Hi Zohar. Nice to meet you. 596 00:45:41,820 --> 00:45:42,740 So where is the kiosk? 597 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:46,940 I would have shown you but... I can't leave the position. 598 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,460 No problem, just tell me how to get there. 599 00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:52,020 Hold on, how long are you guys staying here? - Until... 600 00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:54,460 The day after tomorrow? 601 00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,460 So... If you'd like.. maybe... 602 00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:00,300 Tomorrow evening I can show you where it is exactly and... 603 00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:04,100 other places on base. If you'd like. 604 00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:08,060 Ok, cool. - So tomorrow at... 605 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:08,820 10 PM? Does it work for you? Ok, cool. - So tomorrow at... 606 00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:10,140 10 PM? Does it work for you? 607 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:16,100 Yeah. Yeah, it works for me. - Great, we're on. 608 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:19,780 But can you still tell me where is the kiosk? 609 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:22,380 The guys are waiting for their smokes and... 610 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:27,660 Yeah, it's right here. You walk down this path for a couple of meters. The red door. 611 00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:31,620 Oh. Thanks. 612 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,420 So tomorrow? - 10 PM at the kiosk. 613 00:46:58,260 --> 00:46:59,980 Oh my god. 614 00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:17,180 Oh come one! help me up, will you? 615 00:47:18,060 --> 00:47:19,060 I'm not dead yet. 616 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:26,700 Give her a hand. 617 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,100 Where am I supposed to sleep now, on the floor? 618 00:47:33,980 --> 00:47:35,660 You can sleep on the empty bed. 619 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,020 Oh, now it's called the "empty bed". 620 00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:39,860 That girl slit her veins and peeled all her skin of her body 621 00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:41,340 And you expect me to sleep in her bed? 622 00:47:41,460 --> 00:47:43,500 Quite girls, I'm trying to sleep. 623 00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:46,780 Sorry for interrupting you! I almost died! 624 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,220 Why just almost? 625 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:50,940 I'm not going to sleep in her bed. I'm sorry, this is where I draw the line. 626 00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:53,380 They changed the mattress, Zohar. It's not that bad. 627 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:55,060 You go ahead and sleep there if it's not that bad. 628 00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:17,220 *Singing in Hebrew* 629 00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:20,740 I'll sleep on her bed, alright? Get in my bed and be quiet. 630 00:48:21,620 --> 00:48:23,740 Coward. Paranoid virgin. 631 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:25,620 What does it have to do with anything? 632 00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:33,140 Well done, Irene. Really nice of you. - Take notes of this. 633 00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:40,540 It smells weird here. - Good night. 634 00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:43,060 Smells like... 635 00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:45,100 a Russian sausage. 636 00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:48,380 You would have died for a long sausage in that bed. 637 00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:57,420 There is no such thing as ghosts, Liati. 638 00:49:57,700 --> 00:50:02,340 So not a ghost. Maybe... a demon that's possessing her. 639 00:50:02,820 --> 00:50:06,780 There aren't any ghosts or demons or little gnomes that do our work at night. 640 00:50:07,580 --> 00:50:10,020 Look at her. She's acting so strange. 641 00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:26,020 I'm the officer in the adjutancy inspection. 642 00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:29,780 What am I going to pick? 643 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:37,940 August 03', headquarters, let's take a look. 644 00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:43,660 What do I have here? August 24 logistics report. 645 00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:46,380 It says here that soldier... 646 00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:48,700 Och..Ochi... 647 00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:53,740 Ochperkovich. - Ochperkovich Tomer didn't attend logistics on this date 648 00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:57,700 Because of vacation. That's what it says. 649 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,940 Now soldier, please show me supporting documentation for it. 650 00:51:06,140 --> 00:51:11,860 Human Resources inspection is like the crucible for combatants. It's the biggest test for adjutancy. 651 00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:16,860 Every attribute on every soldier at every date needs to be coordinated and documented. 652 00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:20,260 Vacations, ranks, court marshals, absenteeism, transfer forms, everything! 653 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,300 It's enough to have one mistake in order to fail. 654 00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:25,340 And the inspection is random. 655 00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:28,460 Random is incidental. 656 00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:31,460 Do you understand what that means? What does it mean? 657 00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:35,980 That we could use a little luck? 658 00:51:36,060 --> 00:51:39,180 That we need to go through every binder, every page, check and update 659 00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,340 Because whoever counts on luck, Zohar, We already saw what happens to him. 660 00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:45,860 Well, Rama, we would never be able to update everything here. Do you realize the mess in this office? 661 00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:49,820 According to my calculations, if we get into a rhythm, 662 00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:53,340 We would be able to go through everything until Thursday, 663 00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:56,180 And also get 4 hours of sleep a night. 664 00:51:56,860 --> 00:52:01,420 It's in our hands and we will not just pass this inspection, we will pass it with flying colors. 665 00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:05,300 Let's go girls, let's have some fun. 666 00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,940 Now I understand that there is some sort of issue of a ghost that possesses Irena. 667 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,140 Irena, is that true? Irena? 668 00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:15,820 Irena, you just have to put the pages into the plastic covers, ok? 669 00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,980 It says that Shimi Samouha wasn't here for like a week. 670 00:52:29,140 --> 00:52:30,460 It doesn't say here why, nothing. 671 00:52:31,460 --> 00:52:33,780 Here, send him to vacation. 672 00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:40,020 Fuck, it's not ending! 673 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:42,260 You see how fast time flies? 674 00:52:51,940 --> 00:52:53,820 Job well done with that ghost, really. 675 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:58,100 Who would have thought that you'll be so brilliant? with the idea and the acting. 676 00:52:59,340 --> 00:53:00,620 I really think something happened to her. 677 00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:25,420 Rama? Yeah. 678 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:29,860 Irena is not doing well at all. I think I should take her to the infirmary. 679 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:33,940 To the infirmary? What exactly are they going to do? Summon ghosts? 680 00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:36,660 It's better if a professional gets to see her, 681 00:53:37,860 --> 00:53:39,620 That we don't get another... 682 00:53:40,940 --> 00:53:42,140 Tehila incident. 683 00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:47,180 Ok, go and return ASAP. 684 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:49,740 Every minute that you are not here is less sleep for the other girls. 685 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:51,140 Sure. 686 00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:02,060 Irena, well done. 687 00:54:04,420 --> 00:54:07,060 You do realize that we just escaped hell 688 00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:10,740 And the devil himself opened the gate for us. 689 00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:19,300 Aren't we going to the infirmary? - Are you crazy? Let's go to the barracks. 690 00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:22,220 But you told Rama that I need to go to the infirmary. 691 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,940 Go to the infirmary if you want. I just have to go. 692 00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:31,620 I had that neighbor in Oropinsk that got stabbed 693 00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:34,100 and I saw his hand coming out of the drawer. 694 00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:38,460 Irena, enough with this creepy thing. You're starting to scare me. 695 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:41,260 Why are you putting on make up? 696 00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,500 Remember you told me I had to lose my virginity ASAP? 697 00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:45,420 No. 698 00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:49,260 You did and you were right. That's exactly what I'm going to do. 699 00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,660 Can I come with you? 700 00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:54,060 What? No! 701 00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:58,740 Why don't you go to your friends room? - I don't have any friends. 702 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,900 Why don't you go and read a Russian book? 703 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,740 You said you'll take me to the infirmary. 704 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,220 So go to the infirmary, psycho. 705 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:14,500 Be thankful that I got you out of the office and stop following me. 706 00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:15,780 Please don't leave me alone. 707 00:55:17,340 --> 00:55:19,620 But I'm going to attend some private business. You know. 708 00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:23,100 Come on Irena. 709 00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:28,300 I found a cute guy and he's also into me. 710 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:28,340 He's not from here and he is leaving tomorrow. I found a cute guy and he's also into me. 711 00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:29,500 He's not from here and he is leaving tomorrow. 712 00:55:30,220 --> 00:55:30,940 I won't be in the way. 713 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,540 How so? It's a date! 714 00:55:34,300 --> 00:55:36,540 If you don't let me come along, I'll tell Rama that we didn't go to the infirmary. 715 00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:46,060 I see that the "ghost" didn't change your lousy attitude. 716 00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:53,300 You are going to be like air, got it? Air! 717 00:56:25,020 --> 00:56:25,700 You're early. 718 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:27,740 So are you. 719 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,460 I like it. 720 00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:32,180 I like you as well. 721 00:56:40,540 --> 00:56:44,540 This is Irena, she'll sit with us due to personal reason, but she won't be in the way. 722 00:56:45,460 --> 00:56:48,500 Awesome. Hi, Irena. Hello. 723 00:56:53,420 --> 00:56:56,940 Boot camp was horrible. The worst five months I've ever had. 724 00:56:58,580 --> 00:57:00,980 They kicked our ass. Treated us like in holocaust. 725 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:03,700 Like in the holocaust? - Irena, what did we talk about? 726 00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:05,980 You know, it means that it was really bad. 727 00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:09,300 I don't think you can use this expression as you wish. - Irena! 728 00:57:09,780 --> 00:57:11,980 But it's true. The Drill Instructors were actually Nazi. 729 00:57:12,460 --> 00:57:14,140 Huh. and what did they do? 730 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,980 First, they killed 6 million of us. 731 00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:21,900 We left on vacations via trains only. 732 00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:26,460 Irena, I'm kidding. Loosen up, smile a little. 733 00:57:27,220 --> 00:57:28,060 What... 734 00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:31,380 What... How long have you been in the unit? 735 00:57:31,820 --> 00:57:35,540 Around 11 months. - Cool. And the commanders are not Nazis over there? 736 00:57:36,100 --> 00:57:37,740 No way. They are great. 737 00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:41,340 But never mind, these jokes offend Irena. 738 00:57:41,740 --> 00:57:46,020 How the hell does this offend Irena? What does it have to do with her? The Russians weren't even in the Holocaust. 739 00:57:47,660 --> 00:57:50,260 Ok. I'm going to bring some drinks. What are you having? 740 00:57:50,820 --> 00:57:52,780 Diet Coke. - Diet Coke for the lady, and for you? 741 00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:56,100 Nothing. - Diet Coke and nothing coming your way. 742 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:00,380 What's you deal? We agreed that you're going to be like air. 743 00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:02,580 I didn't order anything. 744 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:07,620 Can you just go back to the barracks? Can't you see we are starting to connect? 745 00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:11,820 Vacation, huh? She was enslaving us just until now. 746 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,460 Hey, do you mind switching tables? It's just that someone is already sitting here. 747 00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:19,580 Who? - Who? - Now you are also talking in two voices? Someone! 748 00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:21,300 So it's not enough that we do you work, 749 00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:24,300 Now we also need to eat standing up like horses while you are sitting on your ass? 750 00:58:24,980 --> 00:58:29,380 Eat in the barracks, blood suckers! - We feel like sitting here. 751 00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:33,060 But I'm telling you that I'm in the middle of something and this seat is taken! 752 00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:35,740 No worries. I'll get another chair. 753 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:40,060 Hi! 754 00:58:40,660 --> 00:58:42,140 What's up? My sister... 755 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:10,460 Listen. You have 9 cans here. Let's see you knock 756 00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:13,420 them out all in once... 757 00:59:32,460 --> 00:59:34,020 Get away from me, maniac! 758 00:59:35,300 --> 00:59:36,220 You were gone for a while. 759 00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:38,100 Like anybody even noticed. 760 00:59:42,340 --> 00:59:46,380 I did. - You. It's because of you all the idiots went over to our table. 761 00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:47,460 They saw you. 762 00:59:48,980 --> 00:59:50,220 Turns out I'm the air in this date. 763 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:21,820 Damn it, no privacy around here. 764 01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:25,300 Where should we go? - You tell me. 765 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:35,580 Everything alright? - Yeah. 766 01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:38,780 All this time in the infirmary? Where? 767 01:01:40,540 --> 01:01:42,820 The infirmary, yeah. -Welcome back. 768 01:01:43,540 --> 01:01:45,580 We're almost done with the soldiers, tomorrow we will finish the commanders. 769 01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:49,540 What could be really helpful is that you guys clean up this mess. 770 01:01:50,420 --> 01:01:53,900 Ok. So I'm just going to bring the broom. -The broom is here. 771 01:01:56,340 --> 01:01:57,140 So I'll... 772 01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:59,100 I'll get some rags from the other office. We'll clean thoroughly here. 773 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:38,860 Hold on. Just a sec. 774 01:02:45,580 --> 01:02:46,540 Can you be a little more gentle? 775 01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:48,740 What? - More gentle. 776 01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:52,140 I'm just...not used to it. 777 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:54,820 You want it to be gentle? Yeah. 778 01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:56,740 A little. 779 01:02:57,620 --> 01:02:58,860 You want it to be gentle, go look for a non-combatant. 780 01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:01,900 I'm coming from training, sweetie. 781 01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:11,580 Hold on, hold on. 782 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:16,540 What happened, sweetie? I thought you want it. 783 01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:37,100 Hold on...No...Wait... 784 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,100 Hold on...No, stop. 785 01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:43,300 Stop! 786 01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:47,740 Stop or I'll shoot. 787 01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:50,740 Put down the gun! 788 01:03:51,540 --> 01:03:53,260 You, dress up. 789 01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:56,220 Not you! 790 01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:00,460 What do you think you're doing? Huh? 791 01:04:01,220 --> 01:04:04,220 What do you thing you're doing to this girl? What makes you 792 01:04:04,940 --> 01:04:06,940 think that you can stick your ugly duck to wherever you feel like? 793 01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:09,620 It's a lady in front of you, not a garbage can. 794 01:04:10,700 --> 01:04:13,020 I'm sorry. - I'm sorry for interrupting you. 795 01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,340 Come. -Where? 796 01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:16,860 Over there! 797 01:04:25,660 --> 01:04:26,420 Pick up your stuff. 798 01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:32,940 Walk! 799 01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:35,580 Stop! 800 01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:38,140 See that trash can? 801 01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:39,740 Fuck it. 802 01:04:43,660 --> 01:04:44,940 What? - Fuck the trash can. 803 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:48,100 Now! Wasn't I clear? What... 804 01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:50,740 What do you mean by fuck the trash can? 805 01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:55,060 Whatever you were doing to Zohar before, do it to the trash can. - But... 806 01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:08,100 What? You can't all of a sudden? 807 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:10,100 You're insane. 808 01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:13,260 What were you thinking, that you can bang whoever you want to? 809 01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:23,300 Get me the clothes. 810 01:05:25,740 --> 01:05:27,220 Leave and don't come back. 811 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:34,620 I need my rifle back. - I can't give it back to you. 812 01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:38,420 Irena, give him back his rifle. What are you doing? 813 01:05:38,940 --> 01:05:39,860 He's going to kill us. 814 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,100 Give me back my rifle and I won't do anything to you, I swear. 815 01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:45,820 They will put my in military prison. 816 01:05:46,260 --> 01:05:47,220 Haven't I gone through enough? 817 01:05:57,380 --> 01:05:58,060 Thanks. 818 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:14,060 Rama! - No more Rama. You're done. 819 01:06:14,780 --> 01:06:17,100 Just so you know, I almost got raped and killed. 820 01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:19,660 Why can't I believe to any word coming out of your mouth? 821 01:06:20,140 --> 01:06:21,420 Ask Irena if you don't believe me. 822 01:06:22,380 --> 01:06:23,460 I have no idea what she's talking about. 823 01:06:26,660 --> 01:06:30,260 Irena! You were just pointing an M-16 rifle to a soldier, about to kill him! 824 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:32,260 What the hell are you talking about? 825 01:06:33,140 --> 01:06:36,380 You are no longer possessed! That's what happened! Rama, listen. 826 01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:39,900 Tehila's ghost possessed Irena while she was sleeping in her bed. 827 01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:43,420 And then she sent Irena to avenge all the assholes that hurt her and... 828 01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:47,140 And now Tehila's ghost left Irena's body 829 01:06:47,460 --> 01:06:48,580 And that's the reason Irena doesn't recall any of it! 830 01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:55,420 I called the infirmary and asked to check if you were there. Guess what? 831 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:58,700 Right, we weren't in the infirmary, but it has nothing to do with it. 832 01:07:00,580 --> 01:07:01,620 What would you do if you were me? 833 01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:04,500 What? I'm asking you. 834 01:07:05,540 --> 01:07:06,540 What would you do? 835 01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,780 In regards to what? In regards to you! 836 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:12,420 What would you do if you were me? 837 01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:19,540 I can't imagine a situation like that. 838 01:07:22,740 --> 01:07:24,300 Go to the barracks. Good night. 839 01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:34,660 Your friends are working their butts off and me too. We are giving everything to this office. 840 01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:37,980 And how does it look like? 841 01:07:39,980 --> 01:07:40,860 Looks disgusting. 842 01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:42,340 When I'm back in the morning, 843 01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:45,420 I don't want to know where I am, because it's going to be spotless. 844 01:07:46,260 --> 01:07:50,860 Organized, tidy, without this dust and these extra papers all over the place. 845 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:51,980 A new office! 846 01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:53,900 But it's going to take me the whole night. 847 01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:56,540 Why won't we all do this together, in the morning? 848 01:07:57,260 --> 01:07:58,420 What wasn't clear in my orders? 849 01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:02,100 I don't understand why are you calling me out and giving me the most brutal punishments 850 01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:03,700 I'm doing this for you. 851 01:08:05,140 --> 01:08:08,220 Because one day you'll wake up and realize that you spend two years in the IDF and didn't do anything. 852 01:08:09,780 --> 01:08:10,860 Didn't leave your mark. 853 01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:15,380 While there are soldiers that sacrifice their lives. 854 01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:21,820 So here it is, your chance to contribute a little to the Army. 855 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:20,340 Careful. It's still wet here. 856 01:10:00,580 --> 01:10:01,420 Where are all the pages? 857 01:10:04,460 --> 01:10:06,100 You told me to shred all the extra papers. 858 01:10:07,900 --> 01:10:11,500 Those in the bins. Not the ones we need. 859 01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:16,220 We don't need so much paper, It's just making our life complicated. 860 01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:23,300 So where are old the records? 861 01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:25,740 In your office. 862 01:10:52,060 --> 01:10:52,780 Rama? 863 01:10:55,660 --> 01:10:56,460 Rama? 864 01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:15,660 Episode 03: The Commander 865 01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:30,500 Officer Training School 866 01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:36,820 1. Assault 2. Stun 3. Elbow 4. Knee, knee, knee. 867 01:11:39,100 --> 01:11:40,460 Knee, good. Now switch. 868 01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:42,380 Let's go, Let's go! 869 01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:45,740 68, two... 870 01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:50,020 69, training is almost over, Up! 871 01:11:50,980 --> 01:11:52,940 Yelena, you're not trying! 70! 872 01:11:54,380 --> 01:11:58,140 Up! I can do this all day. 71, I have time. 873 01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:02,780 Up! 90 degree knees, 72! 874 01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:08,020 How do you expect to get "attention" if you can't do sit ups? 875 01:12:08,820 --> 01:12:12,260 76! Faster! Up! 876 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,820 77! 877 01:12:33,060 --> 01:12:36,020 You'll never finish training like that, Dafi. 87! 878 01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:42,060 Up! Look at you. 88, Disgrace! 879 01:12:43,020 --> 01:12:44,020 Up! 880 01:12:44,900 --> 01:12:46,780 Responsibility! Question: 881 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:50,140 What is so unique about accomplishing the goal? 882 01:12:51,220 --> 01:12:54,980 Yeah. Equality. Good. Moving on. 883 01:12:59,540 --> 01:13:02,340 Hi, this is Zohar. Don't leave me voicemails because I can't hear them. 884 01:13:02,740 --> 01:13:03,740 So get lost. Bye. 885 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:06,740 The soldiers on training, in order to calculate who is going to ask for sick days and when... 886 01:13:07,180 --> 01:13:08,140 Adjutancy. 887 01:13:08,700 --> 01:13:09,740 Hi, may I speak to Zohar? 888 01:13:10,580 --> 01:13:14,020 Who is this, Dafi? - Yeah. Can I speak to Zohar? 889 01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:15,980 Zohar is in prison. 890 01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,700 What? Why? 891 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:19,420 She shred the entire office. 892 01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:21,140 Why are you whispering? I can't hear you. 893 01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:22,820 Because Rama doesn't want us to talk about this. 894 01:13:23,940 --> 01:13:26,420 Anyways, Zohar got 3 months of prison time. 895 01:13:27,260 --> 01:13:28,060 3 Months? 896 01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,700 I was just planning on moving up the ranks in the Army. I mean, go far and... 897 01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:42,980 I know it was pretty bad after we failed the inspection, 898 01:13:43,700 --> 01:13:47,300 But look how the office has progressed since then. Greatly. 899 01:13:47,460 --> 01:13:49,780 Look, we don't have the quota to promote you. 900 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:53,340 What, but... Why isn't there a quota? 901 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:57,460 There was only one quota for non-combatants and the Education office got it. 902 01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:02,860 Rama, It's ok. You are getting discharged. 903 01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:06,380 Is it because I'm a woman? 904 01:14:06,980 --> 01:14:09,020 The education officer is also a woman. 905 01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:12,580 Yeah, I... 906 01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:15,020 Rama, you have been outstanding and no one can't take it away from you. 907 01:14:15,540 --> 01:14:17,620 Don't think that I overlook the fact that you are talented and dedicated. 908 01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:21,860 But upon looking on other aspects, personal communication and the ability to command efficiently 909 01:14:22,540 --> 01:14:23,780 Are also very important for a military career. 910 01:15:00,820 --> 01:15:04,220 To Rama and Liat- Good luck in your future endeavors. 911 01:15:13,420 --> 01:15:13,980 Thanks, Boaz. 912 01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:18,300 Damn, Shira left, now you. 913 01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:21,020 Namonet is leaving soon as well. It'll be just me very soon. 914 01:15:21,580 --> 01:15:26,700 Guys, today we are saying goodbye to an officer that gave a 110 percent of herself, 915 01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:28,540 So hand of applause to Rama. 916 01:15:29,820 --> 01:15:31,140 Rama, good luck with the civilian life. 917 01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:35,820 I also prepared something. 918 01:15:42,620 --> 01:15:46,340 Frantz Kafka once said: "The chains that cuff humanity 919 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:48,380 Are made of office paper". 920 01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:53,340 And really, after we lost all the records, I was lost. 921 01:15:54,060 --> 01:15:58,180 But in the past few weeks, we started the digital records restoration, 922 01:15:58,980 --> 01:16:03,460 broke loose from the papers and I'm proud to announce that we are most advanced 923 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,180 and eco friendly in the IDF. 924 01:16:06,220 --> 01:16:08,740 And big thanks to Zachi, The great computer systems officer, 925 01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:10,620 That worked day and night. 926 01:16:12,100 --> 01:16:13,260 Cheers. -Hold on. 927 01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:19,140 I would like to end on a personal note... 928 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,820 Excuse me, Boaz? 929 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:25,020 Ofer is waiting in the office. He says it's urgent. The region just got hot. 930 01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:29,580 Ok, get the operations officer and the company officer for an evaluation. Nir, come. 931 01:16:29,980 --> 01:16:31,340 Rama, good luck with you civilian life. 932 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:33,460 Thanks, Boaz. 933 01:16:37,620 --> 01:16:38,500 Good luck. -Thanks. 934 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,860 You can go ahead and eat from the pie if you'd like. My mom made it. 935 01:16:48,540 --> 01:16:49,420 Thanks, Zachi. 936 01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:53,300 Ok... 937 01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:56,860 Ok, good luck... I'll be in the office for now. 938 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,340 Good luck, Rama. 939 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:06,300 First Lieutenant Dafna Tazfrir! 940 01:17:08,740 --> 01:17:10,780 First Lieutenant Shira Pinchas! 941 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:16,380 First in class, Tama Lahav... 942 01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:43,660 Dafi, the commanders are proud of you. 943 01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:46,460 I'm speaking on behalf of all of us. 944 01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:49,540 You arrived here as a soldier that didn't believe in herself. 945 01:17:50,300 --> 01:17:54,380 You came a long way of empowering yourself and now there is an office sitting in front of us 946 01:17:55,140 --> 01:17:56,500 a success. 947 01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:01,660 You are going from here to additional training and this is your placement. 948 01:18:01,940 --> 01:18:02,980 Good luck. 949 01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:17,860 No, it can't be. It's a mistake. 950 01:18:19,020 --> 01:18:20,540 For sure. I'm supposed to be placed in the Kirya. 951 01:18:23,660 --> 01:18:25,900 I'm supposed to be placed in the Kirya, It's... It's all been taken care of. 952 01:18:27,020 --> 01:18:29,420 No. No. It's not a mistake. It's correct. 953 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:35,340 Dafi? 954 01:18:38,180 --> 01:18:40,700 We've been all so impressed by your motivation. 955 01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:46,300 You remember that we are here to serve the military. Right? 956 01:18:53,220 --> 01:18:54,740 For six months I've been suffering in this training 957 01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:58,340 And what helped me make it the belief and I will be placed in the Kirya. 958 01:18:58,620 --> 01:19:01,700 Ok, this is too much. There is a war going out there. Pull yourself together. 959 01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:04,260 War? I'm just a non-combatant officer! 960 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:07,980 What? Our soldiers are getting killed and here you are crying over your placement. 961 01:19:09,700 --> 01:19:11,300 Come on, Dafi, let's not be disgraceful. 962 01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:23,540 In regards to the medical aspect. Evacuation is based on two ambulances and a Ze'ev. 963 01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:27,020 This week we are expecting a heat load of 3, we are supplying a water tank of course. 964 01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:31,180 We need to pay attention that everyone drinks, because last week 3 trainees were evacuated. 965 01:19:32,060 --> 01:19:34,580 It was a long hour until that wretched doctor found them. One is still in the hospital. 966 01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:36,540 And listen, I don't want to have anymore incidents. 967 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:37,900 Ok, did the maintenance officer update you? 968 01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:42,460 Ok. Pay attention to the next move. - Zohar... -Quiet 969 01:19:43,060 --> 01:19:45,780 What about that coffee? All the officers are waiting. 970 01:19:46,380 --> 01:19:46,900 Hold on... 971 01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:51,500 I'm going to break a record. 972 01:19:52,380 --> 01:19:55,740 Let's not be disgraceful. There is a war going out there and you are playing computer games? 973 01:19:56,340 --> 01:19:57,500 What do you want? I'm sweeping mines over here! 974 01:19:58,180 --> 01:19:59,180 It's really dangerous. 975 01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:07,540 The crowd is on its feet. 976 01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:10,460 All the Mine Sweeper champions... 977 01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:13,780 And she is clearing her targets with no fear... 978 01:20:17,860 --> 01:20:20,260 Who's the boss? Me! Alright, shut up, shut up, shut up. 979 01:20:21,700 --> 01:20:24,220 Thanks, god! I broke a world record! 980 01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:26,580 You really have an attitude. 981 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,740 This talk sounds familiar. 982 01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:33,300 Is that what they teach you at officer training? Respect. 983 01:20:33,820 --> 01:20:35,700 You will get up right now and take the trays from me. 984 01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:37,900 I can't get up. We are in the middle of a bet. 985 01:20:38,580 --> 01:20:39,260 Excuse me? 986 01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:41,460 We are having a bet who can last the longest without getting off their chair. 987 01:20:43,140 --> 01:20:45,140 With all do respect, I have no intention of losing to this "green" soldiers. 988 01:20:48,420 --> 01:20:50,460 Zohar, I already prepared everything, just serve this please. 989 01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:56,300 Give me a push, come on! 990 01:21:00,380 --> 01:21:01,260 Zohar, stop it. 991 01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:05,620 Zohar, you will get off the chair right now. 992 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:09,140 But this is a start-up. Finally, they won't check out our asses. 993 01:21:15,020 --> 01:21:16,180 Zohar Ben Ari, you just got denied of your vacation. 994 01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:18,700 I understand that you want to act like a commander 995 01:21:19,220 --> 01:21:21,220 Because you are upset that you got screwed and have to stay here for double the time, but... 996 01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:24,300 I'm sorry. I'm going to have fun here and not suffer. 997 01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:26,140 My time is valuable. 998 01:21:27,780 --> 01:21:28,940 Even if I can't wait for it to be over. 999 01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:32,860 So take it down a notch with this "denial of vacation" thing. 1000 01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:35,540 Are you trying me? 1001 01:21:36,780 --> 01:21:38,660 Don't see her like that. Poor thing, she is ill. 1002 01:21:39,820 --> 01:21:40,940 She has the First Lieutenant illness. 1003 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:44,020 But it will go away, right Dafi? 1004 01:21:45,020 --> 01:21:46,460 Ok, well it seems you are enjoying each others company. 1005 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:52,300 So from now on, every punishment Zohar will get would carry on to all of you. 1006 01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:55,580 Is it clear? You have 10 seconds to get in formation. 1007 01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:57,660 Formation? There are only four of us. -Let's go. 1008 01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:07,780 For welcoming the officer, the office' soldiers will stand in attention. 1009 01:22:07,940 --> 01:22:08,900 Attention. 1010 01:22:09,820 --> 01:22:11,460 What are you? A Drill Instructor? 1011 01:22:12,060 --> 01:22:13,340 Give me a hundred sit ups. Yeah, right! 1012 01:22:15,780 --> 01:22:17,780 Ok , like I said before, the punishment carries on to all of you and... 1013 01:22:18,860 --> 01:22:20,420 Now you need to give me a hundred sit ups. 1014 01:22:23,380 --> 01:22:24,860 Quickly, before it's gonna go up to 200. 1015 01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:33,380 One, two, two... 1016 01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:34,300 Have you lost your mind? 1017 01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:40,460 I'm your officer now. Get it already. 1018 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:42,380 I'm an officer now. 1019 01:22:44,340 --> 01:22:47,380 " I will appreciate if you consider my difficulties of being in a desert 1020 01:22:47,940 --> 01:22:49,260 that triggers my allergic reactions. 1021 01:22:50,260 --> 01:22:53,660 I'm under close observation by orthopedists and surgeons 1022 01:22:54,260 --> 01:22:58,580 And so I would be able to contribute more if I am stationed in the Kirya rather than Shizafon Base. 1023 01:22:58,940 --> 01:22:59,620 It's important for me..." 1024 01:23:48,780 --> 01:23:49,780 You are so mean. 1025 01:23:52,860 --> 01:23:53,740 Zohar, look at me. 1026 01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:55,700 Commander. 1027 01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:58,140 You can't make me look at you. 1028 01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:00,780 Especially not while I'm eating. 1029 01:24:01,660 --> 01:24:03,380 Don't you have a little respect for our past friendship? 1030 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:08,580 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1031 01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:09,780 A true friendship is to be stick together. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1032 01:24:09,780 --> 01:24:10,500 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1033 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:13,620 A true friendship is that you care about somone, with no regards to his location. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1034 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:14,980 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1035 01:24:14,980 --> 01:24:16,020 And you only care about yourself. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1036 01:24:16,020 --> 01:24:18,180 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1037 01:24:18,180 --> 01:24:19,420 Stop playing, we're having a conversation. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1038 01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:20,420 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1039 01:24:20,420 --> 01:24:22,500 I can't stop playing, dear, Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1040 01:24:22,500 --> 01:24:24,420 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1041 01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:26,140 Because I'm about to set another record. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1042 01:24:26,140 --> 01:24:30,420 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1043 01:24:30,420 --> 01:24:33,340 I'm going to delete them. All these games. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1044 01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:33,900 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1045 01:24:33,900 --> 01:24:35,780 Delete? You don't even know where "Enter" is. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1046 01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:37,660 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1047 01:24:37,660 --> 01:24:38,980 You barely even know how to turn it on. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1048 01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:39,620 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1049 01:24:39,620 --> 01:24:42,860 Here it is. Pretty simply. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1050 01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:47,980 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1051 01:24:47,980 --> 01:24:49,700 Don't Touch it. - Move, Zohar, you're in the way. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1052 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:50,780 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1053 01:24:50,780 --> 01:24:55,220 I'm just reminding you that mine and yours highest score in Average Mine Sweeper is on this computer. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1054 01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:55,580 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1055 01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:56,860 I don't care about this high scores anymore. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1056 01:24:56,860 --> 01:24:57,940 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1057 01:24:57,940 --> 01:25:01,300 These high scores are the best achievements you will ever have. Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1058 01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:01,340 Friendship? You just cared about getting out of here. 1059 01:25:16,700 --> 01:25:17,660 Don't move. 1060 01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:20,380 Cut the bullshit. 1061 01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:24,900 The next one will go in between your eyes. 1062 01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:27,060 Zohar, Stop, you're insane. 1063 01:25:28,180 --> 01:25:30,540 Get off the computer. - No. 1064 01:26:10,100 --> 01:26:10,620 Dafi, I'm warning you. 1065 01:26:37,100 --> 01:26:39,220 Dafi! Don't you touch my computer! 1066 01:26:42,340 --> 01:26:42,940 Dafi! 1067 01:26:43,580 --> 01:26:44,620 Don't you touch my computer! 1068 01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,220 Did something happen in your office? 1069 01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:00,020 It's really private. 1070 01:27:00,660 --> 01:27:01,780 I'm talking about the server rack. 1071 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:05,220 The what? - The system main server, did anyone touch it? 1072 01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:06,460 Because I'm missing some information. 1073 01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,620 It's Zachi from computing. Can you please open up? 1074 01:27:16,380 --> 01:27:20,020 I need your statement for the incident. What exactly happened there? 1075 01:27:24,300 --> 01:27:25,340 We had... 1076 01:27:28,340 --> 01:27:29,180 An argument. 1077 01:27:31,420 --> 01:27:34,420 I meant to delete all the games from the computers, but accidentally 1078 01:27:35,340 --> 01:27:36,980 I clicked on the... - She's lying. 1079 01:27:37,620 --> 01:27:40,540 It was me that deleted a bunch of things to piss her off. 1080 01:27:41,380 --> 01:27:44,220 Wait, so it wasn't you? - No, no, it was actually me. 1081 01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:46,580 She tried to stop me, but she was late. 1082 01:27:47,380 --> 01:27:49,460 Aren't you the one that shred the entire adjutancy record once? 1083 01:27:50,460 --> 01:27:52,900 Yes. But there is no connection between the incidents. 1084 01:27:53,620 --> 01:27:56,820 Really. Back then I was following my ideology and now... 1085 01:27:59,660 --> 01:28:00,940 It was a mistake. 1086 01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:03,100 Do you know that what you did is unrecoverable? 1087 01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:05,260 All our work went down the drain, three months worth of work 1088 01:28:06,180 --> 01:28:08,260 That doesn't have any written backup because, Thanks to you, there is no paper trail! 1089 01:28:09,140 --> 01:28:09,940 Zachi, calm down. 1090 01:28:10,660 --> 01:28:11,260 I will not calm down. 1091 01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:21,940 You shouldn't have. They are now going to go after you. 1092 01:28:24,420 --> 01:28:25,580 I doubt it. 1093 01:28:27,700 --> 01:28:28,940 It's no ok. I'll tell them I am to blame. 1094 01:28:30,260 --> 01:28:32,980 Don't worry about it, you're an officer now. 1095 01:28:35,620 --> 01:28:36,660 You need to hold yourself to higher standards. 1096 01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:49,900 So, how was officer training? 1097 01:28:51,340 --> 01:28:53,740 A nightmare. How was prison? 1098 01:28:54,940 --> 01:28:56,140 Not bad. It was actually alright. 1099 01:28:59,220 --> 01:29:00,180 Anything is better than the kibbutz. 1100 01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:01,980 Please come. 1101 01:29:03,140 --> 01:29:05,260 Not every orchestra is the right fit for a trumpeter. 1102 01:29:06,380 --> 01:29:10,100 There is a trumpeter that's good for the philharmonic orchestra, another one is good for the local orchestra. 1103 01:29:10,980 --> 01:29:13,060 The challenge is to find the right fit. 1104 01:29:15,740 --> 01:29:18,700 Along this corner. You see? All across the corner. 1105 01:29:25,380 --> 01:29:26,220 Well, what did you get? 1106 01:29:28,220 --> 01:29:31,540 He said I'm not suitable for an operational position and he's demoting me to a position with less responsibility. 1107 01:29:32,220 --> 01:29:33,700 Really. Where? 1108 01:29:34,140 --> 01:29:34,860 In the Kirya. 1109 01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:40,180 I'm moving to the Kirya. 1110 01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:51,700 Very soon it became clear that that only thing Dafi didn't delete from the computers were the games. 1111 01:29:55,780 --> 01:29:58,540 I'd decided to stop looking for guys, quit Mine Sweeper 1112 01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:01,300 And devote my life to "Freecell". 1113 01:30:09,460 --> 01:30:10,540 She's been like that all day. 1114 01:31:28,100 --> 01:31:30,700 They left me to rest in the infirmary. And time flew by quickly. 1115 01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:34,660 There is no more such thing as a postman NCO. Everything is via emails now. Discharged! 1116 01:31:42,980 --> 01:31:44,860 I sent you a letter over a week ago. 1117 01:31:45,700 --> 01:31:49,260 I asked to move to another office because it smells like whitewash, the window is facing east and I'm allergic to the sun. 1118 01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:51,580 So is it being considered? 1119 01:31:52,140 --> 01:31:54,660 It's good. Add "Thanks for considering it". 1120 01:31:55,580 --> 01:31:56,380 Shit. 96606