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Experiment No. 7
Ueno No. 13
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Sorry I'm late.
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You are indeed late, Tanaka.
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I apologize, but I was on cleaning duty today.
You are indeed late, Tanaka.
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You are indeed late, Tanaka.
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You are indeed late, Tanaka.
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You are indeed late, Tanaka.
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Okay, I get it. I'm sorry already.
You are indeed late, Tanaka.
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Love always drives me, and yet…
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The wind against the glass creates an image of you
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What "color" will that wind be today?
I want to experience it, completely
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Off in the corners of the classroom
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Through the tiniest of magics
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Another miracle occurs!
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A premonition of love
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My heart shouldn't be so uneasy, I don't know what's next
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Aah! What is it that throws my heart into turmoil?
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This sudden spark
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Love always drives me, and yet…
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Someone, someday, deliver these feelings to you!
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There we go.
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So, what will we be doing today?
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We shall be doing nothing.
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Huh? Oh, really?
I guess I'll work on my homework then...
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Tee-hee-hee!
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Behold, the face of stupidity!
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Tee-hee-HEE-hee-hee! Hee!
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He has no idea that right now,
he is addressing an utter FRAUD!
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Ueno No. 13 is a fully realized fembot.
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The prototype, currently under development,
was customized as an Ueno Model
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and installed with a circuit-like thing that
grants it an "otome" style of feminine expression.
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As such, it is has proven extremely flexible,
and able to address a range of needs.
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Today, I will use the No. 13
to stimulate THAT part of the puberty cycle...
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I will leave Tanaka at a loss for words!
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Ueno continued in this fashion, hope within her heart...
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that today, Tanaka will take notice
and realize that the "Ueno" at his side is actually a robot
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and will seek out the real Ueno.
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However! Tanaka...
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Say, Ma'am? You have an eraser I can borrow?
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Sure enough, he accepts this Ueno-esque,
artificial life form as the real thing!
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No.
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Well, fine.
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Confirming camera operation!
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Yamashita, I'm gonna need some support!
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COMMENCE.
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Commence. Operation.
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OPERATION COMMENCE.
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Huh?
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Staaaaare...
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May I help you?
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LET'S GET
AO DAI
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It is nothing.
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Oh, really?
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Staaaaare...
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Uh, excuse me.
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If there's something on your mind, please just say it.
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You want some gum?
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AIR GUM
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Gum, all of a sudden?
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But, yeah, thank you.
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Staaaaare...
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Tanaka, I shall rest on your lap.
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What's with you today?
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Tanaka, I shall rest on your lap. Tanaka,
I shall rest on your lap! Tanaka, I shall rest on your lap!
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Okay, understood!
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Ma'am... What is that thing you've got on your head?
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I do not know.
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Well, fine, I guess.
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Tanka, you shall stroke me.
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Ma'am, has something bad happened to you?
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Tanaka, stroke me.
Tanaka, stroke me! Tanaka, stroke me!
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All right, all right!
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Tanaka, stroke me!
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That thing on your head is sort of in the way though.
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Better. Thanks.
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There. Will this do?
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It shall do.
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Oh, no! The otome routine it's been
inputted with is going out of control.
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At this rate...!
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Ma'am, I'd say that's enough, wouldn't you?
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DISDAIN
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That piece of...!
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Ma'am.
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I don't know what's happened,
but if something's bothering you, you can confide in me.
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If you can't talk to me about it,
there's always Yamashita-san.
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Do you understand?
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Tanaka.
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Are your feelings for Ueno-?
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This is actually the real me!
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Tana-
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Tana-
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Will you shut up?!
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Tana-
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IDIOT!
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SCIENCE
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Tanaka-
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YOU IDIOT!
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Stupid idiot!
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Tana-
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Cretin!
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Tana-
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Dotard! Halfwit!
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Huh...?
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LAB
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LAB
Experiment No. 8
The SummonStat
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You know what?
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Experiment No. 8
The SummonStat
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Some stray dog wandered into class
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this afternoon and caused all kinds of panic!
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Still, dogs sure are cute, aren't they?
The way they're all fluffy and stuff.
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I'm sure we were allowed to have pets at our place...
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The hell, Tanaka? You'd like to have a pet?
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Yes.
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I am capable of granting such a wish!
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Raising a pet brings with it various challenges.
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1) The problem of noise!
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2) Health problems such as allergies!
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3) Financial burdens and things of that nature!
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The origin of these can be attributed to one thing!
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Do you know what that is, Tanaka?!
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No, I don't.
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Correct! It is because it is a living creature!
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And that problem can be solved in one fell swoop by...
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this very item!
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The SummonStat!
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This temporarily divides an
object into the four cosmic elements.
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The addition of a plasma-based microstructural
control mechanism during reconstitution
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grants it the same level of
autonomous movement AS A LIVING CREATURE!
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Put simply, this device can turn anything at all into a pet!
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Woof!
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Well, let's start with something suitable...
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How about we try it on these tights?
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And that's "suitable"?
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Making matter ambulatory
requires an external energy supply...
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and waste material produced by
the human body is the ideal energy source!
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As such, clothes that have already
been worn would seem to be most suitable!
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That's not exactly convenient, is it?
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Now then! Transform, O tights, and do my bidding!
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Switch on!
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Well, it would seem it was a success.
As you were summoned from tights, I dub thee "Tamon"!
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Tamon.
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Ta!
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It seems he's already taken a liking to you.
What are your impressions, Yamashita?
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It feels like a pair of tights.
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That's all?
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Let me touch it too.
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Yes, hello? I'm currently being sexually harassed.
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Yamashita-san, don't be cruel.
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Come on, just a little touch.
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MANIC GRIN!
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The fool! His eyes have deceived him.
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Its form may have changed, but tights are tights!
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His affection for Tamon equates
an affection for my tights! Thus...
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He is powerless before these statuesque legs of mine!
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He shall submit voluntarily,
bowing his head in submission!
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Tamon.
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Tamon.
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Hey, Tamon! You more or less
get what's going on here, right?
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Just stick to the plan.
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Hey!
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What the hell's your problem?
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Maybe it's a kind of homing instinct.
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Darn it! This thing totally won't do what I want!
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Tamon.
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Just go back to being tights!
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Huh?!
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So, Tamon will cease to be?!
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Hey, let's make sure we're on the same page.
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It's not like this "Tamon" thing is alive.
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It would just be something that's taken
the form of a living creature returning to normal.
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But still....
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You two, listen up and listen well:
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I'm not looking after this thing.
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Tamon.
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We did it!
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Tamon feeds on waste,
Yamashita, so maybe he can have your sweat or-
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Yes, Officer, this is the man.
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THE NEXT DAY, AFTER CLASS
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Turns out he's really attached to YOU, huh?
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This is how it refuels!
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Ta...
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