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So Kurt Cobain threw his guitar
and it hit you in the head?
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- Yep.
- Amazing.
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Oh my god. The ten seconds, before
I passed out, was actual nirvana.
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I was listening to a bootleg
of a Vampire Weekend concert,
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and that raw energy just
shot out of those earbuds.
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"Earbuds"? Oh, my god.
I should slap you in the mouth.
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No, Eve, you have got to be there to get
the full experience of a live concert.
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One thing about Mom...
she'll let you do anything
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if she thinks it's her idea.
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Well, now that you
mention it, Vampire Weekend
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- is coming to town...
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No, I already said no to this.
She's working you like a speed bag.
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- Eve.
- Mom, help me out here.
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- I want memories. I want a concussion.
- Isn't that an either/or thing?
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No, listen. Your
Dad and I are a team.
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If he says no, the answer is no.
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Let's boogie, honey.
Reservation's in ten minutes.
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- Sorry, kiddo. Sorry.
- Mike, Annie, a word.
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- Here's one...
- No.
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Great stuff, Dad.
There's that irrepressible Henry wit.
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This will only take a nano.
I wanted to revisit the whole
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Graham-gets-the-big-room-
I-get-the-small-room issue.
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- I made a tiny PowerPoint presentation...
- You have an I.Q. of 150.
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Why are you wasting your time and
energy on who gets a bigger room?
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I'm trying to start
a business... 152, P.S.
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And by the way, how am I
supposed to feel like an adult
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when I'm in this tiny room
sleeping on a race car bed
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and Graham's in that huge room
pretending the floor is lava?
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Lucy! No!
Guys, help!
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- Oh, sweetie.
- Lucy's gone.
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- Let's save ourselves.
- Oh...
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I miss them already.
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I totally don't.
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- Excuse me...
- It's okay.
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Uh, no, that wasn't "excuse me."
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I was going for, uh... "excuse me?"
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- Okay, I got it.
- Doesn't seem like you do.
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Let me explain to you
how elevators work.
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Ding. Elevator doors open.
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The people inside exit,
and then the new passengers come in.
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It's been that way
for thousands of years.
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- Well, thousands...
- Are we done?
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Uh, we were...
until you said that.
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- Can you believe this guy, Mike?
- Uh...
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Annie has a strong sense of justice.
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I have a strong sense of wanting
to get along with my neighbors.
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But can I say something to
Annie in these situations?
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- No, I cannot.
- Listen, I don't know what cave
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you dragged your knuckles out of...
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- Honey, our reservation...
- ...but in this building...
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we believe in manners, okay?
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You're apparently new
to manners and society...
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- Do you wanna go out to dinner?
- Uh...
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Yeah.
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Just saw the elevator guy...
total cold shoulder.
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I asked him what floor.
He pushed his own button.
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I'm sorry, sweetie,
I know how you like
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to push those buttons yourself.
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Well, the ones I can reach.
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Crap. It's Harris.
It's about the karaoke party.
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- Suddenly I miss being retired.
- Every year, Mike's boss bundles
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all the staff birthdays
into one big karaoke party.
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But it's really just his excuse
to get up and sing in front of a crowd.
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He's been known to dress
like his favorite musical acts.
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And we've been known to come up
with excuses for why we can't go.
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- I know. I'll say my great aunt died.
- Yeah, we used that one in '06. Hey...
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- I could come down with a fever.
- That's great.
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That way, I don't have to
answer any follow-up questions,
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like "what was your aunt's name?"
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You guys are being totally
unreasonable about the concert.
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- Amy's family offered to drive.
- Family?
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Try her 22-year-old brother
with a full neck-beard.
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- Look what I just got.
- You got a dog?
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Oh, I was referring to my blowout,
but, yes, I did get a dog.
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This little guy is
gonna help me meet guys.
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- You should name him Icebreaker.
- Genius!
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Naming children really
isn't really your thing,
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- but you nailed it.
- Remember Banjo?
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Remember you brought home
Banjo when we were kids?
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Who ended up taking
care of Banjo? I did.
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Why do I have a feeling that's
gonna happen again this time?
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Aunt Leigh is a responsible
adult with good judgment.
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She's perfectly capable of owning a pet.
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You don't think she's
gonna flake on this dog?
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A lot of talk about how I'm a flake,
not a word about my blowout.
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I don't think it. I know it.
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In fact, I'm willing to bet on it.
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What do you say... if I win,
I get to go to the concert.
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- I love a bet I can't lose.
- You're on.
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This is going to be like
going to a concert from a baby.
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Oh, come on!
What are you doing here?
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You got to be there, Mike.
I mean, it's not just
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a money-saving mass birthday party.
It's a celebration
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of the ancient japanese
art of kara-o-kay.
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- You can't miss that.
- Well, as awesome as that is,
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uh, I-I-I... the thing is I think
Annie's gotten me sick too.
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Oh, damn it, Mike.
We split a milkshake.
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Man, what are you doing to
me? I got to sing tomorrow.
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I told you to get an extra straw.
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Harris, listen, I got to run.
We'll be there... health permitting.
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Uh...
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This is some weather
we're having, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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When I say that, I'm not just making
small talk. I work in the news.
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I've got access to a Doppler 9000, so...
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Uh, about last night,
my wife, Annie, she got a little...
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- snippy.
- A little?
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She lectured me the entire elevator
ride, followed me to my door...
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Well, my neighbor's door, actually.
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- I didn't want her to know where I live.
- That's good thinking.
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The thing is, Annie's
going through a rough patch.
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- What do you mean?
- Well, she's a little... you know.
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- No, I don't.
- She's a little bit... off her meds.
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- Oh. I had no idea. Is she okay?
- Well, she's... not really, no.
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No, it's terrible mood swings.
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One day, yay!
Another day, boo.
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- If I may ask, is she bipolar?
- Yes. Perfect. Exactly.
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She's... she's classic bipolar.
It's a whole thing.
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I'm so sorry. I'm a psychiatrist.
I deal with that all the time.
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Oh, so we don't have
to talk about this anymore.
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If I may ask, um...
what kind of medication is she on?
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Oh, uh, round ones, small ones,
ones as big as your head.
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But enough about my nightmare.
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What kind of mail do you got there?
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Hey, buddy.
Enjoying the big room? Oh...
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Dad's exact words were
"Graham can do whatever
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he wants with the room"...
or something like that.
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Ergo, if I get Graham to
want to give me the room,
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hmm, it's all mine.
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So much happened in this room...
good things...
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- some scary things.
- Scary things?
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Oh, hardly even worth talking about.
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Like Shadowpuss.
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- "Shadowpuss"?
- Well, that's what I called him.
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His real name can't be
made by human vocal cords...
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basically your average
cat-faced hell creature
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- with the body of a demon.
- Hmm.
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The hook was set.
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Yep, used to see the old puss at night,
right behind that door.
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Legend has it he would eat
your entrails and keep you
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alive to watch while he played
carelessly with your toys.
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Well, my bed's surrounded
by a lava force field.
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Well, Shadowpuss was born in lava,
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so that's not really gonna
be a problem for him. Bye!
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Oh, well, that's our time for today.
That'll be $175.
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Hey, that's my line.
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Hey, Annie.
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I don't think we were
properly introduced
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the other night... I'm Bill.
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Well, it's very
nice to meet you, Bill.
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By the way, I'm a psychiatrist.
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If you have any questions about
your meds, upstairs in 15-B.
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- My meds?
- Come on, Bill.
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You're off the clock.
Leave work at work.
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What Mike told me was
in strictest confidence.
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- I just want you to know I'm a resource.
- Well, good.
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Okay.
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Bipolar disorder...
is a serious matter.
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Bipolar disorder?
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We can get a second opinion.
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I can't believe you told
that guy I was bipolar!
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Well, do we know for a fact you're not?
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Look, I'd just prefer if
our neighbors didn't hate us.
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I mean, I was just
trying to clean up your...
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"Mess"? My mess.
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- You were about to say "my mess."
- I was gonna just trail off.
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Sometimes you're a
little hard on people,
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and I have to smooth things
over from time to time.
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Time to time?
So you've done this before?
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Well, in the building and...
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on the subway and,
uh, at the petting zoo.
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I don't care if you're five.
You're not supposed to ride the llama.
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Yes! I call people
out on their rudeness!
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I don't think there's
anything wrong with that!
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You know, one could argue
that I am all that stands
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between civilized society and chaos.
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- You're Batman?!
- I'm your wife.
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And we're supposed to be a team.
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That doesn't mean
I'm gonna blindly agree
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with everything you say
even if I think you're wrong.
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Re-e-e-ally?
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- Is that ri-i-i-ght?
- Okay, don't do that.
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Don't stretch out words like that,
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- because it's... that's unsettling.
- No, no, no. It's good.
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It's just good for me to know
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that we no longer have
to get each other's backs.
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Good, good, good, good,
good, good, good, good.
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Good, good, good, good!
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That's even more unsettling.
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This is where I live.
This is where I cook.
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- Cool.
- This is where I work.
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Hmm. Good stuff.
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And this... is where you kiss me.
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- Hello, Aunt Leigh.
- Aah!
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Eve! You can't just sneak into
somebody's apartment like that.
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- Trust me. I've been shot at.
- Hey, how's it going?
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Hey! There's the little guy!
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Oh!
I bet you wish Bandit was here.
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- Don't you? Yes, you do.
- Where were you?
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The dog got out.
I found him in the lobby.
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The super won't fix my door.
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I think he's sneaking in
and stealing my underwear.
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I am working without a net right now.
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- Who is this guy?
- Gary?
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I met him at the dog park yesterday.
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Icebreaker already worked...
ice broken.
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Hey, do you mind watching Icebreaker?
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Gary and I were gonna
have a little adult time,
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but, you know, Icebreaker
is very protective.
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He might think Mommy's getting hurt.
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I didn't think you could top
"working without a net."
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- I guess I could just ask your Dad.
- No! No. Uh... I'll do it.
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This better be a good concert.
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You're the best.
Listen, do me a favor.
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On your way out, introduce
yourself to this guy,
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because I'm only 90% sure
his name's Gary, okay?
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I had planted the seed of
Shadowpuss in Graham's mind.
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Now all I needed was to
harvest my crop of terror.
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Strap in.
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That's obviously the wrong sound file.
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What the hell is this?
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Hey, hey, what's going on?
What's going on, guys?
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- I made him to scare Shadowpuss.
- What's a Shadowpuss?
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He's a scary demon cat that
lives in my room. Ian, tell him.
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Are you seriously trying
to scare your brother
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- into switching rooms with you?
- I need a bigger room, Dad.
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And you're not taking me seriously.
229
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- You're holding a cat puppet.
- This is not a puppet.
230
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It's capable of 38 distinct emotions.
231
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I feel 38 emotions right now, Ian,
and not one of them is pride.
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- Pull its tail. See what happens.
- No, I'm not gonna pull its tail!
233
00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:13,431
Look, you want to be
treated like an adult,
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stop worrying about who gets
a bigger room and find a path.
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- Oh, I have a path.
- Really? You dropped out of college.
236
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,346
You've been here four months,
rent-free. I mean, you're
237
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,523
a smart kid, Ian, but you're
focusing on the wrong things.
238
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- Give me this.
- No...
239
00:11:23,823 --> 00:11:26,527
Graham's got to get some sleep...
he's my last hope.
240
00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:30,081
- Aah!
- What was that?
241
00:11:30,132 --> 00:11:31,983
- He pulled its tail.
- Son of a...
242
00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:46,080
What's Aunt Leigh's dog doing here?
243
00:11:46,115 --> 00:11:50,970
I... brought him here
to show you what a good
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00:11:51,005 --> 00:11:53,521
job Aunt Leigh's been
doing of taking care of him.
245
00:11:53,555 --> 00:11:57,475
She's in Atlantic City with Gary...
whose name turned out to be Steve.
246
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:01,329
And since the concert is tonight,
I guess I won the bet.
247
00:12:01,363 --> 00:12:05,216
- Where is Aunt Leigh?
- She's... at the vet.
248
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,185
- Without the dog?
- You...
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00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:09,336
You can't take a dog
to a veterinary clinic.
250
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:12,223
You know, all those... those
airborne canine viruses.
251
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,176
Plus, there's that cat
convention in town...
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00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,028
Got it. No concert.
253
00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:20,832
Actually... I think
Eve should go to the concert.
254
00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:24,552
- What? - What?
- I never had a problem with it.
255
00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,086
Eve's smart.
I trust her judgment.
256
00:12:26,105 --> 00:12:27,889
She shouldn't have to win a bet to go.
257
00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:29,590
- Hang on.
- Awesome.
258
00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:32,426
I'm getting out of here
before that answer can change.
259
00:12:32,444 --> 00:12:35,596
- I don't understand. We decided.
- No, no, no, no. You decided.
260
00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:37,909
I backed you up because we're a team.
261
00:12:37,944 --> 00:12:39,843
But now, since we don't have to always
262
00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:41,742
"blindly agree",
I can give my own opinion.
263
00:12:41,777 --> 00:12:44,572
You know, I think I'm
gonna give Harris a call.
264
00:12:44,606 --> 00:12:46,541
- No. No, you wouldn't.
- Yeah.
265
00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,576
No, look, it's one thing
to throw Eve into harm's way,
266
00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,912
but karaoke... you'd
be going down with me.
267
00:12:50,946 --> 00:12:52,246
It'll be like Jonestown.
268
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At least they were a team.
269
00:12:56,117 --> 00:12:59,053
Harris, hi. It's Annie.
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Hey, you know what?
My fever just broke.
271
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Well, then we will see you tonight!
272
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,711
Okay, that's been in a dog's mouth.
273
00:13:11,613 --> 00:13:15,354
- That is what we are,
- No one in between
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- no one in between
- how can we be wrong?
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d sail away with me d
d to another world d
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- You realize you're up next.
- Oh, good.
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I can get my song in
before my meds wear off
278
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,135
and I get all Claire Danes in here.
279
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:31,137
You know, that's just
a character she plays.
280
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I saw her on Ellen. She was...
she was lovely.
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00:13:34,909 --> 00:13:36,543
Uh-huh
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00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:39,646
You're really gonna
go through with this?
283
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,614
- Well, you've proved your point.
- Thank you, thank you.
284
00:13:41,649 --> 00:13:44,150
- We both know you hate karaoke.
- All right.
285
00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:45,818
Let's hear it for Kay Costa as
Dolly Parton!
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Whoo!
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00:13:46,954 --> 00:13:48,638
- All right, next up...
- Yeah!
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Ah, for the first time on this stage,
we have Annie Henry!
289
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Last chance to back out.
290
00:13:54,995 --> 00:13:58,631
Well, you know, Mike,
I think I'm gonna just go up there
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and give it my best shot.
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[Hit Me With Your Best Shot playing]
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Whoo!
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NBC4, we are gonna
rock this place tonight!
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00:14:09,743 --> 00:14:12,262
d Oh, you're a real tough cookie d
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00:14:12,296 --> 00:14:14,030
d with a long history d
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00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:17,100
d of breaking little
hearts like the one in me d
298
00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:18,851
- Bipolar disorder?
- d that's okay d
299
00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:21,463
That's nothing to joke about, man.
Claire Danes has that.
300
00:14:21,464 --> 00:14:24,841
No, she doesn't.
She's just an incredibly gifted actress.
301
00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:27,644
Let me guess... Colonel Sanders?
302
00:14:27,695 --> 00:14:30,997
Pull your head out, Doug.
Name one song by Colonel Sanders.
303
00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:33,566
- The finger-lickin' good song?
- That's not a song.
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00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:35,852
I'm Kenny Rogers.
Keep moving, Doug.
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d fire away d
306
00:14:38,289 --> 00:14:40,507
I just don't get why you
don't apologize to Annie.
307
00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:41,724
For what?
What was I supposed to do?
308
00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:43,376
The guy lives in our building.
309
00:14:43,394 --> 00:14:48,064
So you're more concerned about
your neighbor than your wife?
310
00:14:48,115 --> 00:14:50,867
And by the way, for somebody
who supposedly hates karaoke,
311
00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:52,919
she sure seems to be enjoying herself.
312
00:14:57,491 --> 00:14:59,392
Seeing her up there,
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I realized she wasn't
trying to make a point.
314
00:15:01,361 --> 00:15:04,214
She actually loved karaoke.
315
00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:07,956
She'd just been pretending to
hate it all these years to...
316
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...be a team player.
317
00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:16,509
All right.
318
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- That was Annie Henry...
- Thank you!
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00:15:20,197 --> 00:15:22,448
With a very extended version of
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
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00:15:22,482 --> 00:15:24,617
And next up...
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00:15:24,651 --> 00:15:26,269
Oh, look at that.
322
00:15:26,303 --> 00:15:27,587
It's Annie Henry...
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00:15:27,605 --> 00:15:30,089
- Again.
- Two in a row?
324
00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:31,858
d We are going to party d
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00:15:31,892 --> 00:15:32,858
d karamu d
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00:15:32,877 --> 00:15:35,695
d fiesta, forever d
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00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:38,381
d come on and sing along d
328
00:15:38,432 --> 00:15:42,569
d all night long d
d all night, all night d
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00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:44,654
"All Night Long" is right.
330
00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:48,208
d all night, all night d
d all night... d
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00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:52,395
- When do I get to sing?
- I wanted to have Annie's back
332
00:15:52,446 --> 00:15:54,680
the way she's had mine all these years.
333
00:15:57,468 --> 00:15:59,669
d come join our party d
334
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,056
- It's my turn now.
- # see how we play #
335
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:05,891
And then an opportunity
presented itself.
336
00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,860
You got it!
337
00:16:10,497 --> 00:16:12,187
- What the hell, Doug?
- I-I just...
338
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,667
Annie signed up. You can't cut
her off in the middle of the song.
339
00:16:14,685 --> 00:16:16,269
It's not all about Doug, Doug.
340
00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:19,055
For the first time, I got why
Annie loves calling people out.
341
00:16:19,106 --> 00:16:20,773
It's... it's kind of a rush...
342
00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:23,976
although it's possible
I might have gone a bit too far.
343
00:16:23,994 --> 00:16:25,705
And another thing, Doug...
if you weren't so rude,
344
00:16:25,746 --> 00:16:27,497
you might not be the
world's oldest intern.
345
00:16:27,548 --> 00:16:30,683
- Oh, no.
- And guess what.
346
00:16:30,718 --> 00:16:33,320
- Nobody wants to see your improv show.
- Aw, damn it, Mike.
347
00:16:33,355 --> 00:16:36,155
Now I got to go see caution:
May contain nuts.
348
00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:38,825
Um... Mike?
Doug was gonna do
349
00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:43,413
- the "Jambo Jambo" part for me.
- I'm... I'm on the sheet.
350
00:16:43,464 --> 00:16:47,333
Oh, yeah, there you are.
Doug, D-o-u-g.
351
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:49,352
All right, Jambo Jambo.
352
00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:52,939
- No, I'd really rather not.
- Respect the sheet, Doug. Jambo!
353
00:16:57,978 --> 00:17:02,031
d Hey, Jambo, Jambo d
d way to party, o, we go d
354
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:04,450
Come on, Jambo.
355
00:17:06,687 --> 00:17:09,572
d hey, Jambo Jambo d
356
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:18,255
Eve, come on. Let's go!
357
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:27,447
Come on, we're gonna be late.
358
00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:30,717
[sighs] Damn it.
359
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,586
This is why I try not to like things.
360
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,439
Hi. Hello.
361
00:17:37,358 --> 00:17:39,293
Thanks for killing the vibe, Mike.
362
00:17:40,611 --> 00:17:46,950
- A whole costume change for nothing.
- I'm sorry.
363
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:50,787
I-I just wanted to have your back,
you know, do what you do.
364
00:17:50,822 --> 00:17:54,741
That's not what I do.
I call people out on their bad behavior.
365
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:58,295
You took a shot at an
innocent 45-year-old intern.
366
00:17:58,329 --> 00:18:00,247
- He's 32.
- Wow!
367
00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:02,833
Have a glass of water
every now and then.
368
00:18:02,884 --> 00:18:06,636
Okay, I may have gone a little too far
with the guy in the elevator.
369
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,390
- Yeah, about ten floors.
- Even so... I think after tonight
370
00:18:09,425 --> 00:18:11,975
it's obvious that I am
better at confrontation.
371
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:16,963
- Yeah, I didn't enjoy that at all.
- Exactly. And I love it.
372
00:18:16,981 --> 00:18:18,682
So here's a crazy idea...
373
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:21,518
how about from now on, we
just stick to what we do best?
374
00:18:21,569 --> 00:18:22,875
I'll take on the jerks,
375
00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,489
and you make sure we still
get invited to parties.
376
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:28,325
Done. Although I think
this one's off the table.
377
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:31,194
Alice from accounting keeps
giving me the death stare.
378
00:18:31,245 --> 00:18:35,248
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'll take care of her.
379
00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:47,511
Eve.
Why aren't you at the concert?
380
00:18:47,545 --> 00:18:50,163
I've been secretly taking care
of Icebreaker to win the bet.
381
00:18:50,181 --> 00:18:53,633
Dad was right about Aunt Leigh.
I was on my way out,
382
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:58,838
and I saw the dog in the lobby,
so here I am.
383
00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:01,007
- Give me the leash.
- What?
384
00:19:01,025 --> 00:19:02,675
Mom was right.
You do have good judgment.
385
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:06,313
- Now, go to the concert.
- Seriously? Thanks, Dad!
386
00:19:06,347 --> 00:19:08,148
Oh, this is going to
be my Nirvana moment.
387
00:19:08,182 --> 00:19:10,817
As long as it's not your
Red Hot Chili Peppers moment.
388
00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:14,070
- I got all four socks.
- So hop on a train. It's nine o'clock.
389
00:19:14,121 --> 00:19:15,822
You should be there for the last song.
390
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:17,523
Oh, they don't even
go on until eleven.
391
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,576
- They don't what?
- I'm getting out of here
392
00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:20,210
before that answer can change.
393
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:27,000
Hey!
You got a therapy dog.
394
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:28,337
Good call, Annie.
395
00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:31,563
Suck it, Bill!
396
00:19:33,794 --> 00:19:36,042
I'm just gonna own it.
397
00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,048
- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
398
00:19:42,066 --> 00:19:44,184
You were right... I've been
focusing on the wrong things.
399
00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:46,853
But first of the month,
you're gonna get a rent check.
400
00:19:46,887 --> 00:19:49,239
I got a little money back when
Cornell refunded my meal plan.
401
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,523
Yeah, that's actually my money.
402
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:54,911
Right, but I also sold Shadowpuss
on Craigslist for $500.
403
00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:56,433
Did you tell them about the tail?
404
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,332
I don't think they're
going to be using it for that.
405
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,700
- They asked if it's washable.
- God.
406
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:02,369
And I'm going to get a job too.
407
00:20:02,403 --> 00:20:03,920
It might take a little
longer to reach my dream,
408
00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:07,740
but, hey, I'm a grown-up.
What do you think is fair rent?
409
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,242
In New York City? Ballpark?
410
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:12,295
- $1,200.
- No, I'm talking about the tiny room.
411
00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:14,536
So am I.
412
00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:17,133
Being in a family is kind
of like being on a team.
413
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:20,971
- Hey, little guy.
- What's going on? Your eyes are all red.
414
00:20:21,022 --> 00:20:22,555
I just broke up with Gary.
415
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,975
I saw the way he kissed
his dog... very thorough.
416
00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:26,643
He'll never kiss me that way.
417
00:20:26,694 --> 00:20:28,945
You don't always get
to pick your teammates...
418
00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:32,265
I've been crying all day,
and I didn't really even like this guy.
419
00:20:32,283 --> 00:20:35,619
- I think you're allergic to the dog.
- Oh, please, Michael. Don't you think
420
00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:37,120
I'd know if I was allergic to my own...
421
00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:40,440
No, you're right.
422
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,276
Oh, but I can't take
Icebreaker back to the pound.
423
00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:44,744
...and you might not win every game...
424
00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:46,162
You want me to take the dog?
425
00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:49,966
No, I don't want
to be that person that...
426
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:53,353
But no matter what happens,
you go through it together.
427
00:20:53,387 --> 00:20:55,138
And it doesn't hurt to have a mascot.
428
00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,641
Hey, everybody, we got a dog.
429
00:20:57,675 --> 00:21:01,144
- Let me see!
- Oh.
430
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:03,313
I bet the dog doesn't
have to pay rent.
431
00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,368
That's 'cause he's sharing your room.
432
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,101
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