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BENJAMIN: No-one tells you
how gross puberty can be.
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The mood swings, the weird
hair growth, the bad odours.
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You're essentially becoming
a feral animal.
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(SNIFFS)
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And like an animal,
sometimes you, well...lose control.
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(GASPS)
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Ah-Ben, joh-sun.
What are you doing up?
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Um...you know, bad dream.
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What did you dream about?
And why are you washing your sheets?
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Dust mites! Must be shedding
more dead skin than usual.
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Oh... Oh.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Oh! Don't answer!
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Put it to voicemail.
Pretend you're dead!
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Hello?
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Jenny.
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Hey. How are you?
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Uh, good.
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How are you?
(WHISPERS) Hang up!
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Um, fine, yeah.
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Look, um...it was so great
seeing you the other night,
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and I was thinking
we should catch up again.
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You know, properly.
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Maybe dinner.
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No, I don't think
that would be a good idea.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, very sure. OK, thank you.
Have a nice day, now. Bye!
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So?
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I think he wanted a second chance.
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(SCOFFS) As if!
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Barbershop quartet?
Lame.
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French mime?
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Well, I don't hear any suggestions
from you. Just a lot of negativity.
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Registrations close Friday
and we've got nothing, Melissa.
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We don't have nothing.
We have each other.
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We're both triple threats.
So, together, that makes us...
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..whatever six threats are.
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We can win this.
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We have to.
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Children.
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Assume the position.
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With the talent show approaching,
now more than ever, you need focus.
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Focus requires calm,
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and calm requires
going deep into ourselves.
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Your thigh's
really comfortable, Ben.
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Oh. Thanks?
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And...
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..breathe in...
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..and out.
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In...
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..and out.
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In...
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..and out.
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In...
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(GAGS)
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Are you OK?
Yep. Yep.
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(QUIETLY) Klaus,
stop moving your head!
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Hmm?
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Focus on every source of tension.
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Every part of you
that is knotted, tight...
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..rigid.
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Locate the tension in those muscles.
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Do you feel it?
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Now...exhale.
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Allow that tension to...release.
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Oh, my God!
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Now, stand up.
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Shake it off.
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What are you doing?
Nothing!
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Master Law, time to get up.
We're moving on.
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I have a cramp.
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Well, then nothing better
for a cramp than to walk it off. Up.
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Actually...
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(SOFTLY) ..I don't have a cramp.
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I'm having a panic attack.
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Take all the time you need.
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Thanks.
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I had no idea
you had mental health issues.
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I should have connected the dots
after your dance freak-out.
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No, Melissa, I don't have...
And it wasn't a freak-out.
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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You wouldn't be embarrassed
if you had...
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..I don't know...an anal cyst?
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Well, actually, an anal cyst
would be pretty embarrassing.
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I didn't have a panic attack.
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I lied.
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What? Why?
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Oh, my God! You had a stiffy!
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Shit, Melissa!
That's hilarious.
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No, it's not!
Seriously, Ben.
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It happens to everyone.
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Rory got a boner
making a ham sandwich once.
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This wasn't just a regular
ham sandwich boner. This was...
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..different.
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Different? How?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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OK.
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(SIGHS) What is going on with you?
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Arggh!
Arggh!
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Get...get out! Get out!
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Hey, your body's changing.
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Nothing to be ashame of.
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You can look at it all you like.
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And don't worry-lah. We have all
seen your little goo-goo.
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(SNIGGERS)
Shut up!
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If you're having a maz,
Wayne always does it in the shower.
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Less cleaning up.
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I wasn't masturbating!
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Also, gross!
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It's OK if you were.
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Tony Eckersley from year 7
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was caught masturbating
in the PE sheds the other day.
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I wasn't MASTURBATING!
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(SLAM!)
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What the eff is this?
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Ai! New business venture!
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Everyone love massage.
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100% risk free.
Total no-brain investment.
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And look. Made in Japan.
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Don't bring the Japanese into this!
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Ai, was a good deal.
Stop worrying. You seem tense.
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More than usual, huh? (CHUCKLES)
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Look, you try.
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Feels good, right, kids?
GIRLS: Yeah! (GIGGLE)
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You know I don't like message
after that stranger touched my tit.
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How many do we need to sell?
Did you even think of that?
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Hey, don't be so negative.
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You remember what happened last time
you gambled with our money.
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I had to bail you out.
We nearly lost everything.
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Ai, Jenny, you can't grow
a business without investing.
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No risk, no reward.
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At least Danny tries.
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Fail once, try again.
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Everyone deserves a second chance.
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Take...them...back!
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Can't. Already paid.
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Too bad, so sad.
(CHUCKLES)
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Bye, Mum. Love you.
OK, bye, Mum.
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A leopard never changes his spots.
Your dad typical man.
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Always knows best. Always correct.
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No need to research!
No need for second opinion!
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Mum...
"Everyone deserve second chance."
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Hello! Would you give your dad
a second chance?
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Mum!
"Oh, look at me. I'm Danny Law.
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"Oh, what's that noise?
A woman talking? Who gives a eff?"
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Mum!
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Just...
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You're stressing me out
with all your...stress!
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OK, OK. Sorry, sorry...
Love you. Bye.
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What if I get another one?!
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Well, just hide it
with a stack of books.
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Sure, Melissa. I'll just walk around
like a pervert librarian!
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Well, just don't think about...
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..whatever you think about
when it happens.
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Wait. What DO you think about?
No-one.
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I mean, nothing!
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Look, if it does happen,
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just give me some signal
and I'll create a diversion.
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MALLORY: Lean into the discomfort.
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Feel the pull.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh!
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Miss Hills!
Are you OK?
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Is there blood?
Are your molars intact?
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Let me make clear, we have limited
capacity for compensation payouts.
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(MOANS)
(CHAIR WHIRRS)
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"Good deal"?
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They're best quality.
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If you want to sell for top dollar,
you have to pay top dollar.
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And if we don't sell them,
we are up the shit of creek!
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Oh! "Don't do this. Don't do that."
Typical woman!
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You can say that again.
What do you know about women?!
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Apparently nothing.
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Jenny, stop worrying.
We've sold three chairs already.
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Mmm.
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You're going to have to sell
more than that to pay off the loan.
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The loan with my name on it!
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Then take it off. Put me on.
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Easy. Done. No more arguing.
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Ming-Zhu...
Take over the loan?
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(LAUGHS) What's next?
Take over our house?
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(LAUGHS) Oh, don't be silly.
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No-one wants that house.
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Ming-Zhu, how...
You cannot be serious.
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Why not?
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I have the money.
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You want to do something big
with your life, I can support.
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Better than complain,
complain, complain.
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Win-win, right?
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I guess.
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Settle? Good.
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I'll call the bank.
Wait, wait. Now?
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You have to take every opportunity.
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Life's too short. Could die any day.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Is it weird if Mummy
changes her mind about Pete?
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Yes, Pete stuff-upped, but...maybe
people do deserve a second chance.
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And you're always telling me
to give the benefit of a doubt.
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Mum, when I said to give people
the benefit of the doubt, I meant me.
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Well, what would you do?
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(SIGHS) I don't know.
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Hey. Mummy needs your help.
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Mum, I'm 15. How would I know?
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It's your life. Do what you want.
I've got other stuff on.
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Hey?
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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Don't be offended. It's just...
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Do you have the hots for Klaus?
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Melissa, no!
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I mean, sure,
his face is...very symmetrical
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and his body...is visually engaging.
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(SIGHS)
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It just makes the whole thing
more confusing.
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What whole thing?
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You know, that I might be...
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Gay?
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Maybe.
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Pink or brown?
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I don't know. Brown.
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Jake or Maggie Gyllenhaal?
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Jake.
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No, no. Maggie.
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Are we talking craft or looks?
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'Cause if we're talking
craft, then...
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Hole or pole?
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Melissa!
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(CHUCKLES) Just kidding.
I made that one up.
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Here come the results.
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Oh, my God!
I've always wanted a gay bestie!
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Great. Now I'm an accessory.
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It's exciting.
No, it's not.
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And, Melissa, this is just one quiz.
It doesn't mean anything.
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OK.
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I've got another idea.
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Anything?
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No.
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How about now?
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No.
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Maybe we should try going under.
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No! Melissa!
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(SIGHS) Oh, my God! It's true.
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What am I gonna do?
Mum and Dad are gonna freak!
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What is this about? Australian
teachers always talk, talk, talk.
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Well, Mr Mallory wanted us both
here, so it must be important.
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You think he's in trouble?
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Our Ben? Mr Rules and Safety?
Mmm.
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Maybe he won something.
Or they're pushing him up a grade.
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Ai, he is smart, but...
But what?
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He's smarter than all the other kids
in his class.
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Smarter than white kids?
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That doesn't make him a genius.
That just makes him Asian.
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Oh.
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Jenny. Hey.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Uh...Danny, this is...
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Pete.
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Danny. Uh, Jenny's, uh...
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Husband. Ex-husband.
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Uh, well, separated.
Not officially divorce yet.
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Is there a name for that?
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Good to meet you.
263
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,080
I should get my daughter before
she thinks I've forgotten about her.
264
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,560
Again.
265
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,200
Wait.
266
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,240
It's fine, really.
No, you stay!
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00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:00,960
Pete, I changed my mind.
268
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,960
About dinner. If you still want to.
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00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,880
Yes. Yes, totally.
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00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,480
Oh.
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00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,680
Good.
Great. Great.
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00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,200
OK. Right.
273
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,720
You go. I'll call you later.
274
00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:20,360
OK.
275
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,880
Surprised he didn't
get sperm on you again.
276
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,560
Like your sperm always ended up
in the right place!
277
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,320
Thank you both for coming.
278
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,080
In some ways,
Benjamin reminds me of a young me.
279
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:41,640
Smart, disciplined, focused.
280
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,040
One might even say
he's destined for greatness.
281
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:47,320
My boy. Very smart.
OUR boy.
282
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:52,320
There's a true artist brewing inside
him, bursting to explode forth.
283
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:57,560
But like all true artists,
inside lurk demons.
284
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,120
Sorry, what do you mean?
285
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,600
I'm not sure if you're aware,
286
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:08,960
but it seems Benjamin is suffering
from mental...distress.
287
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,600
Don't worry.
288
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,640
His panic attacks aren't completely
crippling. Not yet, anyway.
289
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,680
Panic attacks?!
The child is clearly troubled.
290
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,520
And though I'm not a medical expert,
291
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,880
I am a drama professional,
292
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:26,400
and in my experience, it's simply
best to keep an eye on him.
293
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,920
Pare his life back. Simplify things.
294
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,720
Remove extraneous sources of stress.
295
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,960
Provide a sense of calm.
296
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,920
(SHOUTS) What is making you feel
the panic?! Tell us now!
297
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,880
You can always tell
Mummy what's wrong. And Daddy. Mummy and Daddy.
298
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,440
Um...
Is it bully boys again?
299
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,880
No!
We took care of that.
300
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:51,800
Mum!
301
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,360
Ai, what does teenager got
to be panic about? Just be happy!
302
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,080
What are you doing?
Cheer you up.
303
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,200
Ai-ya, so typical!
Money fix everything!
304
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,880
Dad, I don't want your money. Dad!
305
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:06,200
Guys, it's fine!
Mallory was just being dramatic.
306
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,560
He's a drama teacher.
That's what he does.
307
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,880
It's just...
308
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,600
I felt faint in class, that's all.
309
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,240
You fainted at the dance also.
Was that a panic attack too?
310
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,760
No!
Ai-ya, see?
311
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,800
You've been so grumpy lately.
I'm fine!
312
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,840
If you sick in the head,
we need to know!
313
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,360
Dad, I'm not sick in the head!
OK.
314
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,480
OK.
315
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:34,320
You not ready to talk? Fine.
But we need to make changes.
316
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:37,400
No after-school activities.
No working at shop.
317
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,880
No talent quest.
318
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,520
What?
319
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,440
You need to put your health first.
320
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,400
Concentrate on getting better.
321
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,520
Mum! But the talent show is...
And no buts.
322
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,480
Ben!
323
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,400
We can't not do the talent show.
324
00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,080
You're deputy debating captain.
325
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,400
You're supposed to be good
at persuading.
326
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,760
I'm trying my best, Melissa!
327
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,040
Oh, God! I can't believe
this is happening!
328
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,000
Neither can I.
329
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,920
This affects me too, you know.
330
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,920
Look. There's only one thing
you can do.
331
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,520
Melissa, I'm not ready
to tell them the truth yet.
332
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,200
No.
333
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:31,240
When you get caught in a lie,
you tell an even bigger one.
334
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,160
So, Mum...
Mm-hm?
335
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,240
Dad...
336
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,120
..I have something to tell you.
337
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,280
It's about why I...
haven't really been myself lately.
338
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,240
Go on. Daddy's listening.
339
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,800
Guys, see?
This is the problem right here.
340
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000
What is?
You two. Fighting all the time.
341
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,520
About everything. The shop.
342
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,320
Money. Massage chairs.
343
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,280
Mummy and Daddy don't fight. This is
just how we talk to each other.
344
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,400
Which is a problem, don't you think?
345
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,720
And, you know, since you split up...
346
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,560
But you told me
you were OK with that.
347
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,040
That sometimes mummies and daddies
work better apart...
348
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,080
Look, did you want to talk
or listen, Mum?
349
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,840
Mmm.
350
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:23,080
Everything's happened so fast.
351
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,240
You didn't separate that long ago.
352
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,480
And then...Gor-Gor moved out.
353
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,680
Wayne moved in.
354
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,080
Dad got a new girlfriend.
355
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,160
Mum's going on dates.
356
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,320
I'm not gonna lie,
357
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,840
but coping with this much change,
at my age...
358
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,520
..it's just...
359
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,160
From now on...
360
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,240
..I guess I'll always carry
the emotional scars of...
361
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,880
..of...
362
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,360
Of what?
363
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,720
Of coming from a broken home.
364
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,480
Oh, Ben...
And...
365
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,040
..you're taking away the talent show.
366
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,040
The only source of joy in my life.
367
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,880
The only thing keeping me happy...
368
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,600
..and alive.
369
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,920
Oh, darling, it's alright.
370
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,120
Mmm.
371
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,520
Are you OK?
372
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,160
Mmm.
373
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,920
Company that great, huh?
374
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:46,320
(CHUCKLES) Oh, sorry.
No, no. I...I like this.
375
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,080
I like you.
376
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,200
Everybody does, Jenny.
377
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,280
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
378
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,720
It's just...
379
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,720
..I have a teenager
who won't talk to me,
380
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,480
and I spent 20 years with a husband
381
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,360
who never wanted to discuss
anything important.
382
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:10,440
So...if this is going to happen,
I need total honesty.
383
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,800
Right.
384
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,000
OK.
385
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,600
I'm up for it. Ask me anything.
386
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,680
What's up with
the premature ejaculation?
387
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:36,160
I mean...is it something I'm
going to have to be worried about?
388
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,880
It's the first time
it's ever happened.
389
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,720
Plus...
390
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:45,240
..you are very attractive, so...
391
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,320
Good answer.
392
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,440
Honest answer.
393
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,080
(CHUCKLES)
394
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,960
Reckon they believed you?
Yep.
395
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,000
Now EVERYONE feels terrible.
Including me.
396
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,840
Great outcome.
397
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,920
Look, you weren't exactly lying.
The separation has been stressful.
398
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,320
(SIGHS)
399
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,880
What?
400
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:17,960
Is this how it's gonna be now?
One lie after another?
401
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:23,240
Lie after lie, layered on top of each
other like some horrible lie lasagne?
402
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,320
Hey. Close your eyes.
403
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,080
Melissa...
Just do it.
404
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,760
(SIGHS)
Picture these people.
405
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,920
Frank Ocean.
406
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:39,680
Magda Szubanski.
407
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,840
That hot guy from the new Star Trek.
The one with the ears.
408
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,760
What have they all got in common?
409
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,600
They're consummate professionals
in show business.
410
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,280
Yeah.
411
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,760
Ben, they're gay.
412
00:21:58,440 --> 00:21:59,880
(GASPS) And famous!
413
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,680
Mm-hm. (CHUCKLES)
414
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,720
Mummy knows.
How did you find out?
415
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,920
I saw! You and Melissa.
416
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,280
How did you think you could hide
something so big from me?
417
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:16,080
Mum, I have something
I need to tell you. I'm...
418
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,880
(ASIAN ACCENT) Gay! Ai, I knew it!
What if you die of AIDS-lah?
419
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,520
Melissa, Jesus!
420
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,920
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