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BENJAMIN: The Middle School Dance
is the most important event
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on the school calendar.
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Everyone plans ahead for months.
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It's about telling the world
who you are.
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How you look and who you're with
is how you'll be seen forever.
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It's really important for branding.
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Can't believe it's almost here!
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Oh. We should go matchy-matchy!
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Not like mainland Chinese tourists
on guided tours,
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but...more in the detail.
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Hear me out - rose gold!
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My cummerbund. Your corsage!
Ben?
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Look, I know you were really into
honeysuckle, but that dated fast.
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No, it's not that.
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It's just...I've asked Rory
to come to the dance. With me.
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What, and you didn't consult me?!
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Ben, it's Rory.
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Ro-ry?
Yes, and he's ruined everything!
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You can still come with us.
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What, as a happy white couple's
adopted Asian child?
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Hi, Ben. Hey, Melissa.
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(NERVOUSLY) Klaus.
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You guys excited
about the school dance?
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Oh, thanks. You brought it back.
How was camping?
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Wet dream nothing to be ashamed of!
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Yeah, awesome.
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OK. Cool. See you at
the dance committee meeting.
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Now I really need to find
a date for the dance.
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Why? It's not compulsory
to bring a date.
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Why? What do you mean, why, Melissa?
People might get ideas!
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About what?
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About...I don't know. Stuff. Me.
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Look, less undermining
and more helping, Melissa!
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So?
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Julia said no.
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Yeah, she would. Yassmin?
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Yassmin says she sees you
more like family.
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She's Sudanese.
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And don't ask about Holly.
You know she's a nine.
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(SCOFFS) And I am
at least a high seven!
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Jesus, Melissa! What have you been
telling them about me?
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Nothing. It's not easy
being your pimp.
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Well, it's not easy having someone
bail on your multiyear plan either!
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Something to think about.
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JENNY: Ooh, Benji!
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Oh! This looks fun!
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It looks radioactive.
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Hey, you'll get another girl.
Easy-Chinesey.
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They'll eat you out with a spoon.
Yeah, I don't know.
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I'll be there as a parent volunteer.
Mummy will be your date!
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(SIGHS) Mum, gross!
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JENNY: What?
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Nothing. No-one. Come on.
No, wait. I want to see!
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Come on, Mum. He's not worth it.
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He's scum. Garbage.
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Worse than garbage. He's bin juice.
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OK. Hold still.
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And don't fart!
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Are you really OK
after, you know, today?
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With Pete and his wildebeest woman?
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(SIGHS) It's funny.
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Maybe I should be upset,
but Mummy just feels...
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..nothing.
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Because you're dead inside?
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No!
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It's more like...I don't care-lah.
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Good for Pete. Whatever.
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Maybe it's a sign.
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Like, time for Mummy to put
my body out on the market.
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Good for you, Mum!
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So many of the women here
are prematurely sun-damaged.
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You've definitely got the upper hand.
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Swipe up.
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Isn't it left?
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Uh...swipe diagonally to be safe.
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Ooh! What about him?
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Oh! Good hair. Definitely conditions.
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Can I date a brown man?
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Mum!
What?
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You think I shouldn't?
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Well, you've dated a white man.
You've married an Asian man.
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What about black man?
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Asian woman, black man.
Could be painful.
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OK, pretending I never heard that.
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Wait. Maybe I AM swiping wrong.
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(SIGHS)
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What do I do now?
Look.
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Swipe this way to see
their other photos,
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then triangulate with their Facebook
to see there's nothing gross there.
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If they like you back,
you'll get a match.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
Ooh! A match!
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Someone should make a version
for teenagers.
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Yeah, paedophiles would love it.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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Now all that's left is
deciding on the theme for the dance.
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And this year, I thought we could do
something more...well, woke.
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Oh, God.
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This year, we saw
the hottest summer on record.
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So I thought we could convey
an environmental message
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as the backdrop to the dance.
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What do you guys think
about 'War on Waste'?
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(QUIETLY) Do something.
He's ruining it.
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Ben? Yes?
Klaus.
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Hey. So, totally agree.
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I mean, we are the first generation
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that'll experience this hellish
ecological nightmare firsthand.
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But...is it festive?
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Hmm.
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Fair point.
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What if we did an old classic
but give it a modern twist?
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Something like Under the Sea.
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But having...
Ben, that's genius!
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Under the Sea
but with an ecological spin,
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focusing on the scourge
of marine pollution!
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You guys, we have a theme!
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Under the Sea Meets War on Waste!
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Oh, this is the shittest dance theme
in the history of shit dance themes.
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Maybe I should paint an actual shit.
Yeah.
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First a dateless wonder, now this.
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Well, actually...I might have
some news on that front.
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What?
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A date?
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(LAUGHS) Yes! Thank you!
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Who?
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Um...Lou?
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Hi.
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Oh. Hi. (CHUCKLES)
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So, uh...I was wondering
whether, you know,
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you wanted someone to take you
to the dance.
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Because if you did...
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BOTH: I'll go with you!
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BOTH: Unless... (CHUCKLE)
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Uh...I'm up for going together
if you are.
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Really?
Yeah! Totally!
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But I do have some ground rules.
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Anything.
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Number one...
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..accessories
and colour coordination.
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I want us to match.
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How do you feel about rose gold?
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God! Yes!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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It's so crazy. Why didn't I just
ask Lou in the first place?
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We're basically the same person.
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We spent all of Modern History
mood-boarding our outfits.
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Ai, so much in common!
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Same with my date.
Number one hobby - cooking.
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What else did he say?
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He likes to travel.
International man of mystery.
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Oh, you're gonna have the best time.
You have a date, I have a date.
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Like mother, like son. Sluts!
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And so then after Malaysia,
my family moved to Hong Kong.
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I love Hong Kong.
Oh, you been?
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Yeah, many times.
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Uh... Ho liang ah!
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Oh! That's pretty good.
Yeah.
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Cantonese not an easy language.
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You've gotta make the effort, right?
Mmm.
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Uh, your bracelet. Jade?
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Mm-hm. My mother gave it to me
when I first moved here.
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It's supposed to...
Protect you.
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Absorb all the bad vibes
and break before you do.
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Ah. You know Asian culture.
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Mmm. I love Asia.
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I've been all around.
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Vietnam. Japan. Thailand.
Mm-hm.
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Gorgeous people.
Especially the women.
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I always find that Asian women
have this great combination
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of vulnerability and strength.
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Like Thai massage.
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Hands might be slender,
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but they sure know
how to grip, right?
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Oh. Look at the time.
It's getting late. (CHUCKLES)
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Ah! Hi, Jenny!
Hi, Jenny!
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These beauties are...?
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Oh, just a couple of...
Friends?
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I wouldn't go that far.
Ah! Charmed!
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(BOTH EXCLAIM, LAUGH)
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Cheers! There we go! Cheers.
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Oh!
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Shit!
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DANNY: Ai, you know what
those two are like.
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Now the whole Sunshine Coast knows.
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Your reputation is my reputation.
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It's bad for business!
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Business?
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You get to move in with your
girlfriend while I die alone!
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You're not going to die alone.
I'm just trying to protect the shop.
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Yes, OUR shop.
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Who cares what stupid
gossip idiots say?
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Can you just be more private?
Oh!
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So women have to be private and
men do whatever they want, la-la-la?
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I'll just keep doing what I like,
thank you very much.
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Mmm.
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(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
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LOU: Hmm... Ooh!
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Oh. Yeah.
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Down's always classic,
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but...I reckon up would look
even better on you.
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I don't know. My forehead
already looks like a solar panel.
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You think so?
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Or you could meet halfway.
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These bits worn loose. See?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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Is this OK?
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Yeah. Der! More than fine.
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So? Looking forward
to your hot date?
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Shut up.
How did you get her to say yes?
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Is she legally blind?
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All Law men have girlfriends now.
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Dad!
Women can't resist us.
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Hey. YOU fell for ME.
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Wouldn't stop calling.
Totally obsessed.
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Typical man, hey, Heidi?
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So, lover boy,
you gonna make a move?
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You know every girl expects a pash
from a date, right?
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No, they don't.
Andrew, leave him alone.
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What? You know I'm right.
The entire thing is just an excuse for face-sucking.
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For you, maybe.
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Hey, I'm just preparing him
for the inevitable...
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Not everyone's as obsessed
as you are.
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Yeah, guys, we don't
need to talk about...
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It's his business.
If he wants to chicken out...
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I am not chickening out!
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Melissa?
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What?!
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Oh, my God!
I thought you were exaggerating!
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Turns out tea candles and driftnets
aren't a good combo.
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Half the decorations are gone.
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The turtles are melted.
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And we...
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..we lost the octopus.
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It's our 9/11.
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(GASPS) Oh! Nemo!
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Hi, Ben.
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Thank God.
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How do we fix this?
We don't have long.
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We need glitter, stat.
Sequins, beads.
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Anything that can distract the eye.
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So...how are things with Lou?
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Actually...
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..I've been thinking...
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..that maybe I should kiss Lou
at the dance.
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Wow! You?
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Yeah, who else?
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Sorry, it's just...
What?
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You've never shown much interest
in her before.
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Well, people evolve, Melissa.
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No, Ben, I think it's awesome.
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I should give you tips.
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OK. Rule number one -
no garlic beforehand.
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In fact, no food generally.
I don't care if you're starving.
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Rule number two -
don't start with your tongue out.
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Trust me. Eugh!
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Smile.
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Ai, my baby boy!
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So handsome and grown up!
Mum.
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Eh.
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Remember, uh...men in our family
act like the gentleman.
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Boys have to make sure
girls are happy,
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so, whatever she wants,
make sure you give.
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Mmm. I will only date man
who knows how to give.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Your girlfriend's here!
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Mich!
Ohh!
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('80S ROCK BALLAD)
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(CAMERAS CLICK)
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Lou-Lou, hi. I'm Jenny, mum.
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And this is Ben's dad, Danny,
Candy, Tammy, Michelle and Wayne.
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And I'm Ming-Zhu.
Unofficial stepmother.
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Hello. It's nice to meet you all!
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Ben, you look so good.
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Doesn't he?
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00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,520
You know, this is my little Benji's
first date.
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Mum!
Be gentle with him.
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I think my little Ben-Ben's got
first date nerves.
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00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,040
Shall we?
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One last photo!
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Go, there. Perfect.
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Smile.
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Oh! Go on.
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ALL: Bye!
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(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
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(CHUCKLES)
Oh! Wow!
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(GASPS) Photos!
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(TAKES PHOTOS)
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00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,080
Hey, wait, wait, wait! One more!
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Mum, please. Enough.
OK, OK! Off you go! Enjoy!
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I love this song!
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SONG: Here's where we begin
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Time is the medicine...
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Oh, my God! You two!
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00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,920
You were so right
about the rose gold.
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Raise our voices
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Higher, higher
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Tonight, we raise the dead
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Tonight, we bury this
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In fire, fire
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Under the shape of years...
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00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:54,040
And please enforce
the daylight rule.
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We must be able to see daylight,
or in this case, strobe light,
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between two human bodies
at any given moment.
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00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,160
If any student attempts
to engage in...
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..carnal acts, intervene.
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00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,440
Sorry, uh, we're late.
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00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,080
As I was saying...
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00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,560
..carnal acts must be prevented,
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mainly because we're liable
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for any conceptions that occur
on school grounds.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
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So. Have you done it yet?
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No!
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I'm building up to it.
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It's just a kiss, Ben.
Don't overthink it.
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00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,680
Oh, easy for you to say.
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You've kissed, like, half the guys
in year 10 now.
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Excuse me. It's more than that.
(SCOFFS)
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What if I'm bad at it?
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What if she knows?
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What, that it's your first time?
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00:16:55,960 --> 00:17:00,080
Ben, when you're in the middle
of a kiss, nothing else matters.
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Just go for it.
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00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,840
(SOFT ROCK MUSIC)
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PETE: Enjoy your night.
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Jenny. Hey...
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00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,440
OK, listen.
This doesn't need to be weird.
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I'm other there, you're over here.
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00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,680
Tonight's about the kids.
No need for drama.
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00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:44,080
Easy, simple, good. OK?
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00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,720
Jenny. Wait.
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00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,120
I'm sorry.
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00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,440
And I'm sorry
I didn't apologise sooner.
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00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,840
So I guess I'm sorry about that too.
334
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,800
I'm sorry that I'm sorry...
335
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,960
..that I'm sorry.
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00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,560
Do you even know
what you're sorry for?
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00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,520
Well...
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00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,680
..the...
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00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,360
..pants situation.
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00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,000
And not just what happened...
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00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,280
..how I reacted too.
342
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,800
Well...you are a man.
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00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,360
(LAUGHS)
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00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,120
Now you sound like my sister.
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00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,880
Sister?
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She's here for all the milestones.
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00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,360
Including my divorce.
348
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,000
Look.
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I really am sorry.
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00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,400
Apologies accepted.
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00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,480
Hi, Ben.
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I-I was looking for you.
353
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,520
Look at what we did. Together.
354
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,240
It's so beautiful.
355
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,760
Thanks for saving my arse, Ben.
356
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,400
Happy to save your...
357
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,840
Anytime.
358
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,720
It's weird.
359
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,640
This was almost the first time
I ever failed at something.
360
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,920
Oh. Yeah, shame about that.
And if it wasn't for you...
361
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:07,040
SONG: There's all these people
in the room
362
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,600
And I just wanna be alone...
363
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,040
(HEARTBEAT THUMPS)
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00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,560
(MUSIC FADES TO SILENCE)
365
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,760
(MUSIC SUDDENLY FADES BACK IN)
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00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,760
Ben, you OK? You're shaking.
367
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,960
Ben?
Ow! Hey!
368
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,440
There is nowhere to go from here
369
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,920
I just wanna be alone with you.
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00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,680
(SLOW BALLAD PLAYS)
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Lou?
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(CHUCKLES) Ben.
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You leapt from crumbling bridges
watching cityscapes turn to dust
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00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:14,040
Filming helicopters crashing
in the ocean from way above
375
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,640
Got the music in you, baby,
tell me why
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00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:27,480
Got the music in you, baby,
tell me why
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00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,480
You've been locked in here... (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)
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00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,360
Ben!
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00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,680
(OTHERS MURMUR)
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00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,560
Ai-ya, drink, drink!
Mum, I'm fine.
381
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,840
You black out. You are not fine.
382
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,880
How many fingers am I holding up?
Mum!
383
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,480
Did you eat something?
384
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,640
What if you have an allergy?
Could have been a seizure!
385
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,840
Mum, honestly, it was just hot
in there, that's all.
386
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,520
I just needed some air.
387
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,000
Can we just go home?
388
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,600
OK, OK.
389
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,640
I'll go get the car. Don't move.
390
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,720
Is Lou OK?
391
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,040
She'll survive.
She's loving the attention.
392
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,640
Plus, I told Rory to go give her
a pash in the toilet.
393
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,440
(CHUCKLES)
Always cheers me up.
394
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,160
So...do you want to talk about
what really happened?
395
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,280
(SIGHS)
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00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,200
No. Not really.
397
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,400
SONG: Made with adrenaline
398
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,560
Seeping out through the skin
399
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,640
Like only lovers could
400
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,960
Here's where we begin
401
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,960
Time is the medicine
402
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:19,760
To heal these needs
that only raise our voices...
403
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,720
In...
404
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,040
Your thigh's
really comfortable, Ben.
405
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,800
Oh, my God! You had a stiffy!
406
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,880
That's hilarious!
No, it's not!
407
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,760
Arggh!
Arggh!
408
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,240
Can I ask you something?
Do you have the hots for Klaus?
409
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,720
Mum...
Mm-hm?
410
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,200
Dad...
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00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,400
..I have something to tell you.
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00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,920
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