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BENJAMIN: Mum's always
going on about destiny.
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She truly believes
that things only happen
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so life will be changed forever.
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Usually for the worst.
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(THUMP!)
BOTH: Whoa!
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Sae-foh lah!
Oh, my God! You hit it!
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You hit a kid?
Hopefully a teacher.
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Just a little bump-lah.
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Mum, be careful. You know how many
parents here are anti-immigration?
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(LAUGHS) Don't be silly!
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Stay in the car!
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Ah, shit!
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Bloody hell!
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Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit!
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So sorry! In my own world!
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Is it bad?
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Don't sweat it. Honestly.
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It was totally my fault.
I...I wasn't looking.
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Oh, it's fine. It's just a car.
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And no-one's hurt.
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Pete. (CHUCKLES)
Jenny.
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Uh...
Look, actually...
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..I might just grab your number.
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Oh, of course. Insurance.
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Not necessarily.
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Huh?
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Oh.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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OK!
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Again, I'm...I'm so sorry.
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Oh, don't be.
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I'm not.
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So, it's Fosse arms, Fosse arms,
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Thriller slide, Thriller slide,
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one, two, ice skater.
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Ooh. Do that that last bit again.
Fosse arms?
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Arggh!
(LAUGHS) Sorry.
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Law!
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Chuck it back!
Do you want me to?
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Law! Ball!
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No, thank you, Melissa!
I can handle this!
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Sir, students are playing with balls
in the quad
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in violation of the school's
OH&S policy.
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Thank you, Master Law.
Very diligent of you.
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(BELL RINGS)
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Was that really necessary?
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What do you mean?
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No-one likes a dobber.
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It wasn't dobbing, Melissa.
It's about school safety.
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He's lucky I didn't sustain
a brain injury.
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Fosse arms,
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Thriller slide, Thriller slide,
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one, two,
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ice skater, ice skater,
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and Asian squat.
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Ah!
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Just like Billy Elliot but
on the Sunshine Coast! And Asian.
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Something's still not quite popping.
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Mmm. Maybe it's TOO subtle.
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Oh, could be, actually.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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Mum, it's you.
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Who's Pete?
Oh. The man from the car park.
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Wait, who?
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(LAUGHS)
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Aw!
Delete!
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Uh, hello?
Anyone can make a mistake.
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Mum, you can't just give your number
to strangers in car parks.
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He looked normal to me.
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Yeah, I wouldn't trust
your definition of 'normal'.
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Seriously, Mum,
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don't just fall for the first guy
that gives you attention.
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Yeah. You probably right.
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Mummy's a reborn virgin, anyway.
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Been so long,
Mummy's sealed back up.
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Musical theatre.
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The most...dangerous
of the performing arts.
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What other stagecraft demands
its players act, sing and dance?
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Risk lurks in every corner.
One mistake and you're ruined.
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Simon Perkins.
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Unless one of us is suffering
from macular degeneration,
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I can see you if you can see me.
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Rude.
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Today's lesson - voice and movement.
Song and dance.
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How does one sing whilst moving?
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SIMON: (COUGHS) Who cares?
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How does one navigate
the perils of gravity and motion
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whilst maintaining
a perfect vibrato?
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We've learned the theory.
Now let's see it in practice.
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Do we have a volunt...
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..teer?
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Mr Law.
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One, two, three, four.
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(PLAYS SWING MELODY)
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(WAITS)
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(CHUCKLES)
Timing, Mr Law?
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One, two, three, four.
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(PLAYS MELODY)
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(SINGS BADLY) It's showti...
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(SIMON LAUGHS)
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Thank you, Mr Law.
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I was hoping for someone to
demonstrate the form, not defile it.
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Someone else?
But...sir?
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Simmo put me off.
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He was making fun of me.
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Mr Law, in theatre, as in life,
you must learn to focus.
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The off-putting stage mishap.
The sleeping audience member.
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The endless incompetence
of stage managers.
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See the performance through
and go on.
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Otherwise you will fail miserably.
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Take your seat.
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And, Simon?
To the principal's office.
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Sir...
I'm sure you know the way.
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Nice one, ladyboy.
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Mr Thompson.
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One, two, three, four.
(PLAYS SWING MELODY)
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Sorry about the messages.
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It's a new phone
and I'm still getting used to it.
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I wouldn't have responded
to my texts either.
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"Tits" this, "tits" that.
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I should probably stop
saying "tits", right?
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It's fine. Tits are fine.
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Who doesn't like tits?
I'm a huge fan!
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Sorry.
Hey, hey, hey, don't be.
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I'm not.
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Do you want to get a drink someti...
Yes.
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I mean...sure.
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That better not have cost me marks.
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Don't worry, Ben.
It wasn't being assessed.
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Everything's an assessment, Melissa.
Life's an assessment!
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Oh, OK, I need to wee.
I'm anxious and overhydrated.
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Oh...
Where do you think you're going?
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Ha ha, Simmo. Really funny.
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Nah, nah.
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You...go there.
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With the girls.
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Ladyboy.
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Leave it. I didn't need to go anyway.
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Ben, you can't let him
walk all over you like that.
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So you dobbed.
You still have the right to wee.
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Sometimes it's easier
just to walk away.
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Like Gandhi. Or Martin Luther King.
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Gandhi marched 400 kilometres
and was imprisoned.
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Martin Luther King led protests
until he was assassinated.
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Melissa, I said leave it!
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Leave what?
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Your son has been targeted with
racist and transphobic pejoratives.
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What?
Ben is being bullied.
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OK, what did he call you?
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Ching-Chong? Gook? Chink?
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The N-word, like some idiot called
me by mistake once? Dumb gweilo!
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Yep. That...kind of thing.
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Ai, racists are racists
because they're stupid.
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They're everywhere.
What can you do? Just ignore.
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This bully gwei-jae is abusing
our son, denying him toilet rights!
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We need to call his parents,
talk to the school-lah!
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Ai, find another toilet.
Don't drink so much water.
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Look, don't make fuss.
Always the best way.
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You can't go running for help every
time some idiot says a bad word.
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Get thick skin and suck it off!
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So if someone break his legs,
set him on fire, just ignore?
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Ai-ya, you make him too soft!
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Ah-Ben, you're growing up now.
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Time to toughen up. OK?
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Wayne. Can I ask you something?
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Sure, buddy.
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Were you ever picked on at school?
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Pfft! Yeah. Only every day.
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I was the fattest kid
for all of high school, right?
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Yeah, Candy showed me the photos.
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It was brutal.
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Still think about it.
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Might have PTSD.
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Why do you ask?
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Wait, did something happen?
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They called me 'ladyboy'.
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Oh, what?!
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That's rough.
Don't tell anyone.
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No, no, no. Course not.
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So, what do I do?
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Oh. Maybe...
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Maybe we should talk to Candy.
No!
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We should get an adult involved.
You are an adult!
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OK. OK.
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Whew!
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Let's think about this...logically.
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Break it down.
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So, they're calling you
'lady...boy'.
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Maybe if you look less...
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..like a lady?
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Or a boy?
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More like...
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..a man! Maybe that might help.
Oh, yeah, totally!
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How do you mean?
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Well...
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Beep-beep!
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You could try bulking up.
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I use this...
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..after weights...
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..to grow muscle.
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You want one?
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OK. Uh...bag, phone, keys.
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So, does this mean you're
boyfriend and girlfriend now?
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(LAUGHS) Soh-lah!
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Is that what you're
wearing? (CHUCKLES)
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You look like a parrot.
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Don't listen to them, Mum.
You look great.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Oh, I'll get it!
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Hi.
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Wow. (CHUCKLES)
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OK, everyone, this is Pete.
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Pete, this is Candy, Benjamin,
Tammy, and you met Michelle.
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Don't worry. We don't expect you
to remember all our names.
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Candy, Benjamin, Tammy
and Miscellaneous.
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I mean Michelle.
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(LAUGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
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Shall we?
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Mm-hm.
(CANDY CLEARS THROAT)
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Surf Club-lah.
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OK?
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My safe word is 'fire truck' too.
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(ALL CHUCKLE)
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(CHUCKLES)
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After you...
Ladies first.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Sorry.
That's old-fashioned, isn't it?
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Or is it kind of sexist?
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Oh...better than
typical Chinese man.
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They just barge right through.
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Which seat would you like?
Uh...
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I'll take this one. (CHUCKLES)
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Oh! Ah!
Ohh!
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Oh!
Are you OK?
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(GROANS)
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Are you sure you OK?
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All good.
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Oh, wait, it's...it's gushing.
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Uh, sorry, it's gushing! (RUNS OFF)
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They've been parked outside
for ages.
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Are they having sex?
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Eww!
Guys, don't be gross.
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Ben, give them their privacy!
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What can you see?
Wayne!
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OK, what can you see?
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Nothing.
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No-one puts out
on a first date anyway.
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Yeah, totally.
Course not.
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Oh, that must have been
hard for you.
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Oh, honestly, I think
it's been harder for Karen.
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I'm with the kids in the same house.
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She's interstate with work
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and everyone thinks
she's abandoned them.
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Dads don't get
that kind of judgement.
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And I'm not raising
FOUR kids on my own.
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(CHUCKLES)
Well, it hasn't been easy.
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But Danny helps.
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He's not there
day in and day out, though.
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Oh! He never was.
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00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,160
Did he leave because
you beat him up too?
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00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,080
(BOTH LAUGH)
262
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,080
I thought you were
going to bleed all night!
263
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,680
That lady was nice
to offer a tampon, though.
264
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,000
Well, you were having a heavy day.
265
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,080
(BOTH LAUGH)
266
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,680
I had a really nice time.
So did I.
267
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,000
We should do it again.
268
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,720
I'd like that.
269
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,120
OK, bye.
Bye.
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00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,200
(STARTS ENGINE)
271
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,400
Why are you drinking this stuff?
272
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,880
It's helping me get bigger.
273
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,520
And gassier.
Sam-Gor won't stop farting.
274
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,080
Is this about that bully boy?
What did we say?
275
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,040
That I'm handling it myself.
276
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,760
OK.
277
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,600
Mum, why are YOU
getting out of the car?
278
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,360
Oh, Mummy needs to...stretch.
279
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,480
Or maybe you want to see
your boyfriend.
280
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,600
Ooh! (LAUGHS)
Mwah-mwah!
281
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,680
Yes, yes. OK, OK. Very funny.
282
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,320
Goodbye!
283
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,920
Oh! Love you.
284
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,120
Good girl. See you.
285
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,040
Fixed the nose.
286
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,920
I see that.
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00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,160
(SINGS ARPEGGIO) Ah ah ah
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00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,080
And all together...
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00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,840
ALL: (SING) Ah ah ah...
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00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,760
(BELL RINGS)
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00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:10,000
Children, remember,
tomorrow's assessment
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00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,880
constitutes 40% of your final grade.
293
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,640
This affects future
subject eligibility,
294
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:19,000
which affects university entry,
which affects your career
295
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,760
and your adult life in general.
296
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,960
Though, it may be too late for some.
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00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:26,680
Ladies.
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00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,400
Dickheads!
299
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,680
Seriously?
You're just gonna take it?
300
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,360
Melissa, it's about the long game!
301
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,360
I'm bulking up.
302
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,360
Ben, you're medically underweight.
How long are we talking about?
303
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,000
Don't body-shame me, Melissa!
304
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,000
I thought, of all people,
I'd have YOUR support.
305
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,560
You do. But you never let people
walk all over you.
306
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,160
You even yelled
at those Girl Guides.
307
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,240
Their biscuits were
disgusting, Melissa!
308
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,400
Are you scared because he's bigger?
No!
309
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,000
That he'll hurt you?
No!
310
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,640
Then what's changed?
311
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,200
It's... I don't know!
312
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,000
It's a guy thing, Melissa.
You wouldn't understand.
313
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,360
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
Ben, are you OK?
314
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,640
I'm fine.
315
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,240
The protein's clearly
working already.
316
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,880
I don't know my own strength!
317
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:36,040
Ooh! Looks like ladyboy
had an accident.
318
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,640
Oh... I...
319
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,320
"Oh...I..."
It's not...
320
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,400
(LAUGHS)
321
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,760
(SHOUTS) Give them back!
322
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,400
Or what, Law?
Are you gonna dob on me?
323
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,080
Simmo, I'm serious!
324
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,640
(LAUGHTER)
325
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:54,440
Hey! (TRILLS TONGUE)
326
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,240
Everyone, look! Ladyboy's gonna cry!
327
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,520
(ALL LAUGH)
328
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,360
Whoo!
329
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,320
Grow up, jerk!
Ooh!
330
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,440
Big brother to the rescue.
331
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,240
Pick on someone
your own size, dickhead.
332
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,760
Can't fight your own battles,
hey, ladyboy? Let's go.
333
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,040
Are you OK?
You...!
334
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,720
(DOOR SLAMS)
335
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,800
(SIGHS)
336
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,400
And 15 cents makes 20.
Have a good night.
337
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,200
Gor-Gor...
338
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,640
You've already thanked me for today.
I know you're grateful.
339
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,320
I didn't come to say thanks.
340
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,200
Slightly ungrateful.
(SIGHS)
341
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,400
I need you to teach me how to fight.
342
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,240
(SNIGGERS)
343
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,720
Gor-Gor!
Sorry.
344
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,280
It's not funny!
Yep. Totally not funny.
345
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,320
Well, you can laugh.
It's easy for you.
346
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,120
What is?
Fighting back.
347
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,000
You're basically mostly protein.
348
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,320
You're never gonna beat Simmo
at his own game.
349
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,320
So, what do I do, then?
Just stand there and cop it?
350
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,480
No. I'm saying
there are other options.
351
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,080
You mean...have him killed?
352
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,040
Reframe the game.
353
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,760
You're the smart one.
354
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,680
I'm just protein, remember?
355
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,400
Look, everyone! Ladyboy's back!
356
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,720
You know a joke stops being funny
once you repeat it, right?
357
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,480
What did you say?
358
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,800
First rule of comedy.
Mallory taught us last semester.
359
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,520
Or maybe you don't remember.
360
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,400
Oh, that's right.
You failed that unit.
361
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,200
(OTHERS LAUGH)
362
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,320
Yeah, well, at least I'm not a...
A what?
363
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,000
A ladyboy? (SCOFFS)
We've heard that one already.
364
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,160
Or I'm Asian?
Congratulations! You have eyes!
365
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,720
(LAUGHTER)
What else? I suck at PE? Big deal.
366
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,720
Means I won't pursue
a career in sports
367
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:04,160
only to be discarded in my 20s,
have no professional qualifications
368
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,400
and slowly sink into
clinical depression
369
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,840
after realising
I've peaked too early.
370
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,960
Call me whatever you want, Simmo.
Doesn't bother me.
371
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,960
Someone like you
picking on someone my size
372
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:21,000
shows everyone how insecure
and scared you must be.
373
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,680
(OTHERS MURMUR, LAUGH)
374
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,320
(MARACAS RATTLE)
375
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,800
Hit it.
376
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,840
(PIANO PLAYS)
377
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,040
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
378
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,720
Hi.
Hi.
379
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,440
(BOTH MOAN)
380
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,120
Oh!
Oh!
381
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,760
(LAUGHS) Sorry!
382
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,720
(HORN HONKS)
383
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,800
Oh!
384
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,560
(PETE MOANS)
385
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,440
Oh, God!
386
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,600
I'm so sorry.
387
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,400
It's OK. It's fine.
388
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,480
Do you...need...a tissue?
389
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,320
Mum, Mum, Mum! I nailed it!
390
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,680
Ai! So proud!
391
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,320
And dickhead bully? Still a problem?
Nailed him too.
392
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,560
Mum, did you get here early
just for Pete?
393
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,480
No, no.
394
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,120
He came and went.
395
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,880
We're taking you camping!
396
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,720
Welcome, Laws, to this
special part of the country.
397
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,240
Every year, me and my parents
camp out at the same spot.
398
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,960
No distractions, no temptations.
Leave your worries behind...
399
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,720
Candy said something
about a new man?
400
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,360
..come back a new person.
401
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,120
Sounds awesome!
402
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,920
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