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♪ La la la la la la la
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♪ La la la
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♪ La la la la la la
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♪ La la la
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♪ La la la la la la
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♪ La la la-a la-a la
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Holy sh--
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Aaaah! Aah!
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All right, Lenny.
Move it along.
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What's the charge?
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Disturbing the peace.
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Peace!
It's hypnosis!
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These people aren't alive!
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They've been bought off
with toaster ovens
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and push-button phones!
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Go home to your wife,
Lenny.
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All right.
Can you help me down?
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I-I tweaked my back
the other day.
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-Oh, no.
-Aah!
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-Yeah, I'm okay.
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Thank --
You're very sweet.
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-Oh. Thank you.
-Thank you.
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Thank you. Very sweet.
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Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
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-Ha-ha-ha...ha.
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I'm gonna go get
some soup.
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All right. I'll bite.
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Oh, that is
Leonard Walinsky,
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the town gorilla.
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Say what, now?Leonard Walinsky
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was the number-one
birthday-party gorilla
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in New Hampshire --
booked out years in advance.
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So, what happened?
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One year, little
Sally O'Brien --
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nice girl,
but she didn't want
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a gorilla at her
birthday party.
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She wanted a princess.
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Everyone thought
she was crazy,
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but she went ahead
with it.
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The party was a smash, and then
everybody wanted a princess.
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And that?
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That was the end
of Leonard Walinsky.
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It's a pretty sad story.
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I'm surprised you haven't
heard it by now.
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I don't know. I bet
every town's got a gorilla,
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and every gorilla
has the same story.
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Tucker Fong's
Curiosity Pagoda?
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What happened
to the erotic bakery?
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Caligula's Fist?
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Ooh, they closed.
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Aww. I loved
their sticky buns.
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Let's check this out.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Oh, man.
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This is so cool.
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I should get this for Grace.
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You -- You must be Tucker.
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Uh, how -- h-how much
is, uh, is that?
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Is gift?
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For my daughter.
H-Her birthday is Sunday.
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No, no.
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This not for
your daughter.
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This for your friend.
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Uh, f
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Angry man.
Always yelling.
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Oh!
How do you know Stan?
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Stan! Yes, Stan!
Stan Miller!
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-Yeah.
-This for him.
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-Huh.
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I find something else
for your daughter.
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I come back.
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Yep, it's Lenny.
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He's in front
of the post office
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yelling about getting
the band back together.
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Well, nothing illegal
about that.
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He's also having sex
with a mailbox.
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Let's roll.
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Isn't this a job
for the feds?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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So, let me
get this straight.
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In your America,
a fake gorilla
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and a mailbox
can't get together.
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Good to know!
Good to know!
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Man:
Sheriff! Help!
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-Ohh!
-Help!
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No, no, no, no.
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-Help!
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Our daughter's birthday's
on Sunday.
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Yeah, that's why
you're taking her
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to see her grandparents
next weekend.
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Right, which now I can't.
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-Great.
-Don't. Don't.
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-Listen.
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I'm in love.
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Ohh.
Congratulations!
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-Thank you.
-Okay, well...
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No, I'm not --
There's not a hug happening.
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She's in this band
called The Indigo Girls,
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and I'm following them
around this summer.
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Wh-- Did you at least
get her a gift?
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-We technically haven't met.
-Your daughter!
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!
-Yeah!
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-W-- My God.
!
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-Yes. Now --
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Okay, imagine the look
on our daughter's face
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when I hand her the keys
to her very own...
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storage unit.
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It's in Maine.
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And they say you're not
supposed to live there,
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but those people
never check, so...
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She's 11.
Well, you know
I'm not good at this!
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All right. You see
that little gift shop?
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The shopkeeper
is in the middle
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of picking something
real nice out for her.
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You go, get it. Take the credit.
It's fine.
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Where you staying?
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Well, the easiest thing
would be just to --
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-No. Don't. No wrestling.
-Please.
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I love you!
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Stan: "Kumbhakarna."
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♪♪
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"Kum...bha..."
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Dude!
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I'm not home.
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You got me.
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Oh, man.
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Hey. L-L-Listen there --
there, Kenny.
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A-After that whole thing
in the bar --
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Wait, wait. Before
you say anything else...
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I've come to make amends.
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-No.
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But there's a new thing
called Drunk Sobriety.
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It's -- It's like being sober,
but you can still drink.
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I'm listening.
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♪♪
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-Ah!
-That ain't all bad.
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Oh!
I got you something.
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I almost forgot.
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Huh.
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Come he-r-r-r-re.
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This is for you.
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What in the hell
is that?
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I made this for you.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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With these hands.
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I have
a porcelain tree.
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What the hell is it?
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-I don't want it.
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-Eh.
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C
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Yeah, think, uh --
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Think of it as...
my gift to you.
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Ohh.
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Stan.
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I know. I know.
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Well, like I said...
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I just -- I just dropped by
to say hello.
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Oh.
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I-I don't -- I don't want
to impose or anything.
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No, you c--
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Oh, for the love of God.
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Oh, n--
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Don't shave
my head and paint me.
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Don't -- Don't shave
my head and paint me.
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Japanese official: Soon
they will destroy Tokyo!
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Cheryl:
Like you destroyed us?
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Really, Cheryl
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[Creature growling,
people screaming]
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Dad, why is there
a man in my bed?
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Oh, yeah, that's, uh --
that's Evie's ex-husband.
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Why is he covered
in cobwebs?
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I beg your pardon?
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What in the hell?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Like Grand Central Station
in this dump.
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What?
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I'm Stan!
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-Whee!
-Whee!
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♪♪
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Kenny: Anybody know
what's going on here?
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-The relic was for you.
-The relic was for you.
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Yeah, well, I didn't want it.
What's with all the cobwebs?
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-They're not cobs.
-They're not cobs.
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-Catty-pilly silkies.
-Catty-pilly silkies.
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-He's transforming.
-He's transforming.
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♪♪
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Anyway, your ex-husband's
here uninvited again,
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and he's turning
into a caterpillar.
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No, that's it.
Hasta luego.
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♪♪
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I'm going out. When I return, I
assume I will have my room back.
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-I am taking these downtown
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to the miniature
Willard's Mill display.
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-Chamber of Commerce.
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They want the town
to be known for something
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other than, you know,
people being burned alive.
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Oh, I see,
so being burned alive's
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not good enough
for 'em, huh?
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Everybody liked it fine
back in myday!
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Twins: Ken says you may leave,
but leave now.
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You stay.
-Eww.
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Kenny: Bibi! Fifi!
I need you!
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-Whee!
-Whee!
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I got here
as fast as I could.
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Kenny: Evie, is that you?!
Come in here!
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Hahh...
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♪♪
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Evie:
What did you do?!
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Why do you always assume
it's something Idid?
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-You're upsetting him!
-You're upsetting him!
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Easy, girls.
It's okay. It's okay.
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You must love this.
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They are adorable,
aren't they?
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They'll do anything I say.
Watch this.
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And...wrestle!
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No, no, no.
No, no, no, it's okay.
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We don't need
to see them wrestle.
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I'm a big
wrestling guy.
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♪♪
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Twins:
He who possesses the relic
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will transform
into a caterpillar.
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But it was not for Ken.
It was for Stan.
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Evie: That's right!
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The shopkeeper wanted
youto have it.
Oh.
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And then Stan would transform
and ingest you!
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-Ew.
-Twins: Pfft!
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Okay, so the shopkeeper
is a demon sent by Eccles?
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Oh.
What happens next?
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Well, I'll tell you
what happens next.
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I eat Stan, and then
you and I merge as one.
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Evie, together we are
gonna make a gorgeous moth.
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No, Kenny.
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Together we are notgoing
to make a gorgeous moth.
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Evie, you are gonna
love it in my cocoon.
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Well, Kenny, I'm not
getting in your cocoon.
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You're
already in my cocoon.
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This whole house
is my cocoon!
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[Laughing evilly,
screeching]
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Oh-ho-ho! Cocoon!
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Stan, the windows.
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This whole house
is my cocoon!
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Oh, run if you want!
You're in my cocoon!
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-You can never escape!
-You can never escape!
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Yeah, sure thing, gals.
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-Whee!
-Whee!
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Evie, let's go.
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We should change that to
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"You can escape,
but only if you want to!"
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Well, I guess
we should tell him.
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Or not.
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-I don't really feel like it.
-Yeah, I'm not into it.
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Here we go.
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The other shopkeeper.
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There is no other
shopkeeper.
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Yeah, the guy in the silk robe
with the long, white beard.
264
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Oh, that's our sister store,
Tired Asian Stereotypes.
265
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,420
It's just down the block.Wow! What?!
266
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,720
What did he try to do,
sell you a gremlin?
267
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,380
-Well, Evie, he's got a point.
268
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You -- Same old Japanese guy
from those Kung Fu movies, huh?
269
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-Kung fu is Chinese.
-Eh, same thing.
270
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-It really isn't.
-No, it's not.
271
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Ah, d-- I know that!
272
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Just tryin' to make him
lose his cool
273
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so that he'll reveal
whether or not he's a demon.
274
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Ohh!
275
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-I'm not a demon.
276
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Only one way to figure out
whether you're a demon or not,
277
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'cause a demon would
never let me do this.
278
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Well, he ain't a demon.
That's for damn sure.
279
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Would you like to press charges
against Mr. Miller?
280
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Yes, I would.
281
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Evie: Eh. Okay.
282
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So he's not a demon, but we know
now that there was one.
283
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If the answer's not in there,
it's gotta be
284
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in Claire's library, right?Let's go.
285
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Hold on!
I need to file a report.
286
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:37,030
Ah, no, no, Leon, you don't
need to file a report.
287
00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:39,730
This gentleman has done
absolutely nothing wrong.
288
00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:43,080
I know that! He's filing
a report against you!
289
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,690
Well, if he's willing
to apologize,
290
00:13:44,730 --> 00:13:46,120
I'll forget
the whole thing.
291
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,130
-Fair enough.
292
00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:52,040
I'll be the bigger man
and just walk away.
293
00:13:53,570 --> 00:13:56,790
So, what happened
to the erotic bakery?
294
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[ "My Thoughts Get Caught
In My Mouth"plays ]
295
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♪♪
296
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♪ There's a radio inside of me
297
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♪ It wants to play a song
if I can think of one ♪
298
00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:13,110
♪♪
299
00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,150
♪ I find I have so much to say
300
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,370
♪ And music starts to play
301
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:20,550
♪ But words there come none
302
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:25,510
♪ Because my thoughts
get caught in my mouth ♪
303
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,120
♪ My thoughts get
caught in my mouth ♪
304
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,300
♪ I can swallow them back down
305
00:14:31,340 --> 00:14:35,130
♪ But they'll only turn around
when I'm thinking of you ♪
306
00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:37,700
♪ 'Cause when
I'm thinking of you ♪
307
00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:41,400
♪ My thoughts get caught
308
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,920
♪ In my m-o-o-outh
309
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,920
♪ In my m-o-o-outh
310
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,160
Ohh...
311
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:05,550
♪♪
312
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,820
Okay. I'm gonna go straight
for Claire's library.
313
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,170
You just buy me
as much time as you can.
314
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,780
Got it.
315
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:16,170
♪♪
316
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:18,350
Ugh.
317
00:15:18,390 --> 00:15:23,790
♪♪
318
00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:29,180
♪♪
319
00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:30,710
Fifi: So I said, "You have
got to get insurance."
320
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,010
Bibi:
Oh, I know. Okay.
321
00:15:32,060 --> 00:15:33,930
Four kids, a cat,
and a skateboard?
322
00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:35,580
-He's too old for skateboarding.
323
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,060
Try telling him that.
324
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,890
Twins: Hiii...
325
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,680
Mary-Kate, Ashley.
326
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,240
Twins:
Ken is no longer here.
327
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:48,460
Evie: Stan! He's not here.
I just talked to Leon.
328
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:49,990
We gotta
get back downtown.
329
00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,680
Hi, guys...
330
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,730
Ken has achieved perfection
and left the cocoon.
331
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:57,860
Is there a way to
break the curse, uh,
332
00:15:57,910 --> 00:16:00,350
without hurting Ken?
333
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,610
All his power
is held in the relic.
334
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:05,220
Destroy the relic,
and you end the curse.
335
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,830
Ohh! Fantastic!
Where's the relic?
336
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,270
He ate it.
337
00:16:11,310 --> 00:16:15,320
Nothing was ever easy
with him.
338
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,670
[People screaming,
siren wailing]
339
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,100
-Woman: Run!
-Man: Here! Take my hand!
340
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:21,890
Man: Keep moving!
341
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,070
This way! This way!
342
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:27,290
[People screaming,
siren wailing]
343
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:32,940
♪♪
344
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:38,560
♪♪
345
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,000
Oh, good God!
346
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,690
Miniature
Willard's Mill!
347
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,040
Ken, no!
348
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:50,570
We've got to figure out
how to get that relic out!
349
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,050
Ah, you could hold him down, and
I could cut open his stomach.
350
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:54,920
That's your solution
to everything.
Yeah.
351
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:58,060
No, we need -- What's that stuff
that makes you throw up?
352
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,450
-No! The liquid!
353
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,800
Ipecac! We need a lot of that.
354
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:05,720
Oh, I have two Super Soakers
full of spoilt milk in my car.
355
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,720
-I'll go get 'em.
-Make it quick!
356
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,330
It won't be long before
357
00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:13,940
all of miniature
Willard's Mill is destroyed!
358
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,080
Look sharp!
359
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:32,220
Okay, try to get as much liquid
in his mouth as you can.
360
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:36,090
Ready...
361
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:38,790
aim...
362
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,400
fire!
363
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,620
♪♪
364
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,890
Lenny! No!
365
00:17:53,890 --> 00:18:00,470
♪♪
366
00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:04,640
Evie: Ugh. I've seen Kenny
when he's like this.
367
00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:06,820
Well, not like this.
368
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,130
Panicked male:
We got to evacuate the city!
369
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,480
Whose shoes are these?!
370
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,740
♪♪
371
00:18:16,790 --> 00:18:18,610
Stan: Oof!
372
00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:26,010
♪♪
373
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:28,150
Panicked female:
I can't find my harmonica!
374
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:31,060
Damn it!
I can't get a clear shot!
375
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,200
Young shopkeeper:
Nature finds a balance.
376
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,500
Let them fight.
377
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:44,600
♪♪
378
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:45,950
Ohh!
379
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:48,770
Panicked male:
This is like a nightmare.
380
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:49,820
-Honey, let's go.
!
381
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,690
Let's just go to the park!
382
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,170
Leon: The kids worked
so hard on that!
383
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,610
♪♪
384
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:58,090
Ohh.
385
00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:03,960
♪♪
386
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,490
Evie: Why is he afraid
of the cross?
387
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:12,450
♪♪
388
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:15,670
Wait!
Now he'safraid of the cross?
389
00:19:15,710 --> 00:19:20,020
♪♪
390
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,290
Panicked male:
What's going on?
391
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,030
I want chicken!
392
00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:31,080
♪♪
393
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,430
Ohh.
394
00:19:33,470 --> 00:19:36,610
♪♪
395
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,180
Aaah!
396
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,400
No!
397
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:54,880
♪♪
398
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,100
Aah!
399
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,810
What...am I doing?
400
00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:11,550
This isn't what I wanted
my life to be about.
401
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,990
I'm comin' home, Margaret.
402
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,770
-Aah.
403
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:16,950
Yes!
404
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:27,740
Kenny: Aaaaah!
405
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,220
♪♪
406
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:35,140
-Yeah! Yes!
-Yes!
407
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,670
Yes!
408
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:44,890
-Kenny.
409
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:48,020
Ugh.
No hard feelings?
410
00:20:48,070 --> 00:20:49,810
Of course not.
411
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,070
Pretty good battle.
412
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,810
Good fighter.
413
00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,250
-Ohh!
414
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,820
Saturday.
415
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:01,120
I didn't miss Grace's
birthday party!
416
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:03,470
No. It's tomorrow.
417
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:05,780
Hey! You wouldn't want
to keep that suit
418
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:08,130
one more day, would ya?
419
00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:09,740
Yeah, it seems
we got a, uh,
420
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,530
little girl with
a birthday party!
421
00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,270
Lenny: Birthday party?
I'll do it!
422
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:16,620
♪ La la la la la la la
423
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:17,840
♪ La la la
424
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,400
♪ La la la la la la
425
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:20,710
♪ La la la
426
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,150
♪ La la la la la la
427
00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:23,930
Lenny:
Who are we waving at?
428
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,110
-♪ La la la la la la
-♪ La la la
429
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,150
♪ La la la la la la
430
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:31,200
♪ La-la-la
431
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:34,030
Panicked female:
I can't find my harmonica!
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