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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:59,008 It really thumps. 2 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:01,639 Honey, could you... could you just put your hand up there? 3 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,596 Now hold it. That's right, because... 4 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,168 That's... That's... 5 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,638 Yeah? 6 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,594 What? Oh. 7 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,226 When'd you get back in town? 8 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,767 Uh-huh. Yeah? 9 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,228 Where are you staying? 10 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:55,438 Uh-huh. 11 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,821 Uh-huh. 12 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:00,902 Is she still in the same place? 13 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,158 Uh-huh. 14 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,199 Okay. Well, listen. 15 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,785 Uh, why don't you... I-I'll call you tomorrow? 16 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,417 Or... Hey, why don't you come by the shop and say hello? 17 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,923 Okay. 18 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,341 Okay. Bye. 19 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,301 I don't know why you bother with them at all. 20 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,382 Tell them you're sleeping and hang up. 21 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,012 - Uh, I... I c... - Hmm? 22 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,845 This girl has problems, you know. 23 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,750 - You know what your problem is? - What? 24 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,391 - You know too many sick ladies. - Oh, yeah? 25 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,569 Yeah. Particularly in your business. 26 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,776 Don't worry... honey. 27 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,449 'Cause I'm gonna protect ya. 28 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,322 - Oh? - Yeah. 29 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,496 Oh, look what I found. 30 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:47,665 Oh. Well... 31 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:50,619 Oh, shit! 32 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:57,042 Shit. 33 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,467 Yeah? 34 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:02,422 Uh, yeah, yeah. 35 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,882 Uh-huh. 36 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:05,591 What do you mean? 37 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,686 No, I... 38 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,264 Okay, all r... Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 39 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:15,227 I just don't know why you don't get yourself an answering service. 40 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,312 All right. 41 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,194 What are you doing? 42 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,905 Um... looking for my keys. 43 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,749 Hmm? 44 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,751 Keys? 45 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,296 I thought you said you weren't going anywhere. 46 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:38,125 I'm not. I just gotta see this friend of mine for a few minutes. 47 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,631 What are you talking about? 48 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:44,742 It's one of those girls, isn't it? You're going to see one of those girls. 49 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,930 What girl? She's not a girl. She's just a friend of mine. 50 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,476 Wait! 51 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,271 At least wait till I'm dressed, because I'm going too. 52 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:54,223 Aw... 53 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,934 Oh, Christ. Get me a Kleenex. 54 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,361 Look, Felicia, I-I won't be long. 55 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,385 - Listen, you're great, baby, believe me. - Thanks a lot. 56 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:05,573 It's just that this girl's different, you know. She has attacks. 57 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,780 - What attacks? - These attacks. 58 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:12,458 It's got something to do with her, uh, pancreas or... 59 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,036 Uh, I don't know... She's got a... 60 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:18,123 - Pancreatic ulcer? - Yeah. Yeah. I think so. 61 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:20,253 - That's very serious. - I know. 62 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,834 - Who's her doctor? - I don't know. 63 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,045 - That's very serious. - I know. 64 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,973 - Ruth Lesserman had a pancreatic ulcer. - She did? 65 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,471 - It turned out to be a cancer. - Wow. 66 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:34,223 So what are you going for, George? You're not a doctor. 67 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,228 No, no. I gotta give her some pills. 68 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:38,560 Uh, Percodan. She ran out. 69 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,397 Look, Felicia. 70 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,904 - I want your ass in this bed when I get back. - You do? 71 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:47,201 - Yes. - You're very weird, George. 72 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:51,452 Mmm, baby. But you're great, baby. Believe me, you are great. Really. 73 00:04:52,542 --> 00:04:54,249 - Why don't you take this off? - Hmm. 74 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,496 Ouch! 75 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,331 Jesus Christ. Goddamn it. 76 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:41,793 Oh, shit. 77 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,427 - Who is it? - Who do you think it is? 78 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,262 Oh. 79 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,688 - Honey. - Yeah? 80 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,187 - Don't yell at me. - I'm not yelling. 81 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:02,397 - There were some shots. - What are you talking about? 82 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,937 Gunshots. Some gunshots. 83 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,273 - Where? - Here. 84 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,155 In the canyon. 85 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:12,532 Well, it's a big canyon, honey. 86 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,988 So what? 87 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,074 A bullet can probably go miles. 88 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,632 - Why do you leave me alone like this? - Come on. 89 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,209 I've been running all over town, 90 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,573 trying to find out what they're going to ask me at the bank tomorrow. 91 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,992 - You were home. Why didn't you call me? - They shut off the phone. 92 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:34,009 I can't make outgoing calls. Just breathe, honey. 93 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:43,355 Sometimes I get this terrible feeling... 94 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,570 that something awful's gonna happen. 95 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,443 Like what? 96 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,240 Well, I don't know. Like... 97 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,576 Like somebody's gonna get me. 98 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,862 Yeah? 99 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,537 I've had these dreams lately. 100 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,709 - What dreams? - Well... 101 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,459 They're dumb, but, uh, 102 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,211 somebody gets me, 103 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:09,465 and they throw me around the room, and I try to run away, 104 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,513 but they grab me and tie me down. 105 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,763 - Then what? - Then I wake up. 106 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,310 Uh-huh. 107 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,309 Well, I don't know. 108 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,937 I-I figure if somebody's gonna get you, 109 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,144 it's, uh... you know, it's probably gonna be me. 110 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:29,730 Oh! No! 111 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,656 No! No. 112 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,788 How are you, baby? Huh? 113 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,120 How are you? 114 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,090 Hmm. 115 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,650 Where were you? 116 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,356 I'm great, honey. Fantastic. 117 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,191 I really couldn't... couldn't be better. 118 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,402 - I mean, I'm really incredible. - No. 119 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,408 - Incredible. I mean... - No, where were you? 120 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,034 Huh? 121 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,163 I'm getting it together, baby. I'm gonna open up the shop. 122 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,619 - Really? - Yep. 123 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:29,002 You know, right now I am at the epitome of my life. 124 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:32,279 - Yeah, well, what happened tonight? - I don't want to talk about it now, honey. 125 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,215 But, you know, I've been disgusted with my life. 126 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,048 But you just said you were at the epitome of your life. 127 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,428 I am. I am. 128 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,430 Till I get Norman off my ass, you know... 129 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,058 When I got six guys cutting hair for me, then I... You know. 130 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,811 I mean, after a while women can get to be an occupational hazard. 131 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,187 What do you mean, "occupational hazard"? 132 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:52,989 You know, as long as I'm working in that shop, I'm always gonna be doing too many heads. 133 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,901 - What about me? - What about you? 134 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:59,078 - You're different. - I am? 135 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,080 You're great. 136 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,334 - Do you really mean that? - Hey. 137 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,036 I'm gonna retire with you. 138 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,882 - Honey. - Yeah? 139 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,090 Why am I great? 140 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,800 Jesus, I don't know. You're great. 141 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,690 I don't know. I just... 142 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,272 You know what I read in Cosmopolitan? 143 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:38,700 That if you don't have a baby before you're 30, you're gonna have a Mongolian idiot. 144 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,575 - Here, take it! - Oh! Up against the wall! 145 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,451 - George? - Bullshit. 146 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,994 Well, maybe you don't even like children. 147 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,205 - Never even been around one. - Hey. 148 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,549 I'm around you and I like you, don't I? 149 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,172 - Huh? - Yeah. 150 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,969 Yeah, okay. 151 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,968 Good night, honey. 152 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,593 - George? - What? 153 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:07,688 Jackie says she wouldn't bring children into this world, 154 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,266 that it's overpopulated and hypocritical. 155 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,771 Uh-huh. 156 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,524 Uh, could we talk about this in the morning? 157 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,081 Jesus, let me show you something. 158 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,966 Six... Six and three-quarters. 159 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,260 - That's our prime rate. - Really? 160 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,677 And I'll tell you something else. 161 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,635 - The big boys are going for it. - Are they? 162 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,896 Do you know where FHA is? 163 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,059 - FHA? FHA? - Just t-take a guess. 164 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,422 Just take a guess where they're at. 165 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,529 Well, seven and a half. 166 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,157 - Wow. - Wow, indeed. 167 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:03,702 We won't be going back to the old days anymore. 168 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,371 - Yeah. - And it's got nothing to do with inflation. 169 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,120 Rates rise independently of tight money. 170 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,457 Uh... 171 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:21,091 What... What sort of, uh, references do you have, Mr., uh, Roundy? 172 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,218 Ref... Reference? Uh... 173 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,142 Yeah. Uh, I do Barbara Rush. 174 00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:29,303 You do what? 175 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:32,223 Her hair. I do Barbara Rush. 176 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,487 S-See, I was talking about, uh, credit references and... 177 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:43,568 Jesus. Let me have a cigarette. Come on. 178 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:47,621 So what? We get a trip out of it anyway. It's a job. 179 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,916 Egypt? Why Egypt? 180 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,460 Well, because that's where the pyramids are, Jill. 181 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,833 - You seem disappointed. - No. 182 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,374 Egypt? 183 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:02,587 Look, is there somewhere else you'd rather go? Maybe we could change our location. 184 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,013 No! No, that's not it. 185 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,091 Do you have children? 186 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,392 No. 187 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,141 - Are you married? - No. 188 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,690 - Do you have something against traveling? - No. 189 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,689 - Do you have something against us? - No. 190 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,696 Look, Jill, you can just come out and say it. 191 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,370 I'm embarrassed. 192 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,292 We'll let you know tomorrow. 193 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,921 Thank you for coming by. 194 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:42,669 Uh, look, please don't misunderstand me. I would really like to go. 195 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,194 - Thank you. - Sure. 196 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,405 Jesus, this town. 197 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,911 I don't know what a financial statement is. I got the heads. 198 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,812 - You got the what? - Right? The heads. The customers. 199 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,748 They come to me. I'm the one they want. 200 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,330 If I open a shop, they're gonna leave and come to me. 201 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,586 - I got a lot of heads. - Listen, I'm sure you do. 202 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,737 - You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? - No, I don't... 203 00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:27,201 How do you expect to lend me money if you don't know the first thing about my business? 204 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,307 I don't. 205 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,302 Good morning, Mr. Roundy. 206 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,701 Excuse me. Uh, I think that I'm entitled to make out a financial statement. 207 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,620 Yes, of course. 208 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,992 Uh, Miss Michaels, 209 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:56,166 would you hand me a couple of those forms of financial statements, please? 210 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:58,118 Thanks very much. 211 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,650 You just have these notarized, bring them back, and we'll see where we go from here, okay? 212 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,960 - Thank you. - Sure. 213 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,217 You asshole. 214 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:42,247 - Do you know what George did the other night? - Mm-mmm. 215 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:45,333 He wakes me up at two o'clock in the morning just to do my hair. 216 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,962 Why? 217 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,919 I don't know. 218 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,630 I don't know. He just woke me up and he said, "Come on, get up. 219 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,683 I'm gonna make you the grooviest-looking chick in this town." 220 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,476 So what did you do? 221 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,305 Well, I looked at him and I said, "George, if you love me, 222 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,517 I am the grooviest-looking chick in this town." 223 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,852 - Did he cut your hair? - No. 224 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,359 - We didn't get around to that. - Uh-huh. 225 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,740 Um, Jackie, 226 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:14,366 when you and George were together, you know, did he do stuff like that? 227 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,957 Oh, I don't know, honey. I can't remember. It was so long ago. 228 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,783 Yeah, it was a stupid question. 229 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,124 Anyway, I'm so pleased that you're so happy with Lester. 230 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,330 - Mm-mmm. - It's wonderful. 231 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,131 He's really great. 232 00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:28,577 It's so great to wake up in the morning with your rent paid. 233 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,671 I'm afraid George was just too much of a gypsy for me. 234 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,380 He was always gonna settle down, but... 235 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:35,932 - He went to the bank today. - Oh, he did? 236 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,394 Well, I just couldn't wait that long. 237 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,767 But George is great. 238 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,850 Yeah, George is great. 239 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,434 Great. 240 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,499 Hello, George! 241 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,422 Hey, baby. What's happening? 242 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,125 Nothing. I reconciled with Ron. 243 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:15,135 - Ron? - You know. Ron. The guy I divorced last summer. 244 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,637 Great. Uh... 245 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,093 - Hope you make it. - Call me. 246 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:23,181 Uh, I don't... I don't have your number. Why don't you stop by the shop? Okay? 247 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,647 - Am I... Am I dry? - Oh, it's glorious. 248 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,781 Height. You know, just right through here. 249 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,154 Always to drive me. It was the most painful thing. 250 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,327 Could someone feel me? 251 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,905 - Am I... Am I dry? - If my mother'd been where... 252 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,082 George. Is this a nice height? 253 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,875 - I'll see you later. - Great. 254 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,519 You're late. I don't want to talk about it. 255 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,196 - You don't know what happened. - I don't care. 256 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,198 - You don't know what happened. This girl... - I don't care about that girl. 257 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,616 - I don't care if she's dead. - Calm down. 258 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,744 - Norman says you're not collecting for the coffee. - You know what you can tell Norman. 259 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,634 - Sorry. Sorry. - You don't understand. 260 00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,648 I don't take up your time. Don't take up my time. 261 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,042 - You're right. You're absolutely right. - My time is important. 262 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,978 You want to stick to hair? Let's stick to hair. 263 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,829 - Don't do that with the bleach. Have Mary do it. - Have Mary do what? 264 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,321 - I mean, you have no respect for me. - I have no respect for... 265 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:17,151 You can't distinguish between me and one of your goddamn Hollywood "mubbers"! 266 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,861 - What? - Numbers! 267 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,682 - Numbers! - That's not Wella. That's Tickle Pink. 268 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,288 - What? - Numbers. 269 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,957 I-I-I don't have to take this. 270 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,323 - I don't need to be put in this kind of position. - I'm not putting you in any... 271 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,212 - What are you here for? - A wash and set. 272 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:30,298 - No. - No? 273 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,004 - You need a cut. - But M-Mr. Norman said... 274 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,677 Well, look, I'm George, and I say you need to be cut. 275 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,506 I like myself far too much... I like myself far too much... 276 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,577 - I'm not trying to put you in any kind of pos... - to be put in this kind of position. 277 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,746 I'm not... Just... All right, I'll have Mary wash you. 278 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,227 Mary? Mary. 279 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,804 - Yeah? - Wash her. 280 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,085 - With what? - A Brillo pad, anything. I don't care. 281 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,726 Honey, I-I'm not trying to put you in a position... 282 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,358 Shit. What... I'll be right back. 283 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,064 Cassie, when you're ready. 284 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,459 Taking a lot of shit lately, George. 285 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,161 Well, it's Norman. 286 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,837 Ain't no Norman. 287 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:15,588 You're just like my Otis. He can't keep his hands out of ladies' hair either. 288 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,715 Mmm. How's Otis doin' anyway? 289 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,717 Got a letter from him yesterday. 290 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,094 He just made corporal or a squad leader or something. 291 00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:24,346 Well... that's great. 292 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:28,727 Rocco, I do not believe what you are saying to me! 293 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,354 That was the purest comment that I have ever made! 294 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,547 - George, if you can't do my hair... - Just stop right there. 295 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,608 I'm going crazy in here. 296 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,155 - Why? - I don't know. 297 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,881 I've been cutting too much hair lately. I'm losing all my concepts. 298 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,568 Huh? 299 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,028 Baby, you're great. 300 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,122 George. 301 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,536 Hey, baby. What's happening? 302 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,586 Um, they want me to go to Egypt for three weeks. 303 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:53,163 Oh, great. Jill, say hello to Felicia. 304 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,044 - Hello. - Hello. 305 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,421 - So, how'd it go at the bank? - Great. 306 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,549 Um, could I speak to you for a second? 307 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,973 - Well, I mean, you know... - Go ahead, George. 308 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,550 - Could I? - Yeah. 309 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,057 Phone call for Mrs. Epstein. 310 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,887 I said I wasn't sure I could go. 311 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,847 - Go where? - Egypt. 312 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,729 - Oh. Great. Listen, I gotta get back. - Okay, okay. 313 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,778 - But how'd it go at the bank? - Uh, great. Can we talk later? 314 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,446 - Yeah. - Okay. 315 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,707 - What were you doing at the bank? - Oh, nothing. 316 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,156 - I'm trying to get my own shop going. - Really? 317 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,990 - George. - Yeah? 318 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,917 You're late. 319 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,416 We're all backed up and you're supposed to go to Buffums. 320 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,793 - Buffums? - Yes, Buffums. 321 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,445 - I got heads here, Norman. - You promised me you would do the show. 322 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,677 - Aw, fuck, Norman! - George! 323 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,219 If that man calls me one more time... 324 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,100 - Did you tell Gloria she needed a cut? - Her ends are split. 325 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,683 Well, don't you contradict me in public again. 326 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,770 Now, what is this horseshit about not collecting for the coffee? 327 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,863 Listen, I'm doing twice as much as I'm supposed to. 328 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,386 And if you think I'm gonna charge $25 a head and hit on them for a cup of coffee, 329 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:04,322 you can shove it right up your ass. 330 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,371 I want you to learn to collect for the coffee, George. 331 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:12,417 Will you learn to nickel and dime! You're gonna end up without a pot to pee in. 332 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,879 Well, you're looking great, baby. 333 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,754 - What are you doing later? - Whatever you say. 334 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,364 We have this political thing tonight. Could you comb me out at the house? 335 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,504 Sure. 336 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,157 - You actually went to the bank? - Yeah. 337 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,340 - For a loan? - Yeah. 338 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,642 - You really want your own shop? - Yeah. 339 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,811 - Why don't you see Lester? - What? 340 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,012 - Your husband? - Yes. 341 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,347 - What about? - The shop. 342 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,184 I think you'd be a good investment. I don't mind telling him. 343 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:38,269 Hey, listen, baby, I'm a star. I'm a star. 344 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,319 - George. - Hey, baby. 345 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,648 - Uh, say hello to Felicia. - I already said hello. 346 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,529 - Oh. - George, when can we talk? 347 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,180 - Well, I'm right in the middle of work now. - I know, but this is important. 348 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,038 - I have a decision to make. - About what? What? 349 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,286 About whether or not I'm going. 350 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,288 - Going where? - Egypt! 351 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,711 Well, honey, did they offer you the job yet? 352 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,959 No! But I... But I think they might. 353 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,154 - Uh, w-wait a minute. I'll be right back. - I don't know what I need anymore! 354 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,340 George, is she the one with the pancreatic ulcer? 355 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,762 I don't know. 356 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:09,467 - They didn't offer you the job? - I still want your feelings about it. 357 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,052 Uh, after work. Can't we talk after work? 358 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,541 But I never know when you're working and when you're not working. 359 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,959 - Neither do I, baby. - George. George! 360 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,191 Do you know what that Lillian Bercovici just did? 361 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,939 - Please... - Right after I sprayed her? 362 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,315 - She touched it. - Well... 363 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,300 Then she played in it and made it all into something else. 364 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:24,690 Now I don't know what it is. 365 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,346 - Well, you just gotta get... I'm busy, Ricci. - I can't even stand to talk to her on the phone. 366 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,783 - Jill... - I am worth it! I'm worth it. 367 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,035 - Shit. - Is she all right? 368 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,411 Yeah, she's fine. 369 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,290 Anyway, I really think you would be a good investment. 370 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,372 - Great. Well... - I wouldn't tell Lester if I didn't think so. 371 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,916 - You really mean it? - I mean it. 372 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,962 I mean it, or I wouldn't say it. 373 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,390 Hey, Dennis. 374 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,638 - Felicia looks great that way, right? - Right. 375 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,139 Great. 376 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:55,895 Yeah? 377 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,212 Look, I don't know and I don't care 378 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,711 whether the goddamn fish are laying their eggs in the Baltic. 379 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,383 I want beluga caviar! 380 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,677 Call Chasen's. Call Jurgenson's. 381 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,548 I don't care how much it costs. It... 382 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:32,766 How much? 383 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:37,054 Well, then spend it. Just be sure it's there on the table tonight. 384 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:40,060 Jesus Christ. You gotta do everything yourself. 385 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,569 Felicia says you're a very good hairdresser. 386 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:52,869 Well, yeah. 387 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,410 She says you're a fabulous hairdresser. 388 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,457 Thank you. 389 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,378 I didn't say it. She did. 390 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,499 Yeah. 391 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:07,376 How'd you happen to get into that... line of work? 392 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,592 I went to beauty school. You know. 393 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:16,268 I mean, first you go to beauty school and then you get your operator's license. 394 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:20,518 And then you graduate, and then you're a hairdresser. 395 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,605 It's an unusual trade. 396 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:29,151 But the important thing is, you're successful at it. 397 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,155 - In a way, but I-I-I... - What's this? 398 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,432 - The thing is, I'm... - The deck chairs for Mr. Russell. 399 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,618 Is that what that son of a bitch calls wholesale? 400 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,916 - Uh... - All right, we've had it with him. 401 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,913 - I'm better than the guy I work for. - Well, that's very good, George. 402 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,213 It's wonderful that you wanna do something. 403 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,548 Thank you. 404 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,633 But... well, personal services aren't the kind of thing I usually get into. 405 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,184 There's no way of keeping track of anything. 406 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,333 It's a cash business. You gotta watch your operators or they'll steal you blind. 407 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,849 - Now, am I right or am I right? - Uh, you're right. 408 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,026 No, who needs that aggravation? 409 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,279 When I come home from work, there's... 410 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:12,028 I'm sorry, Lester, but I have to have that key! 411 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,194 - What key? - What key? I've been ringing and ringing you. 412 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,531 The garage door is locked. The man from Sloan's is coming. I've been... 413 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,412 How'd you lose that key? 414 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,038 Oh, George, this is Jackie. 415 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,585 - Well, uh... - Oh, hi. 416 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:26,959 I mean, um, hello. We've met. 417 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,882 - Is that right? - Yes. 418 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,881 George is a terrific hairdresser. 419 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,174 That's what I hear. 420 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:39,510 - How's Norman? - Oh, great. Great. 421 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:43,096 - Who's doing your hair? - Oh, nobody much. 422 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:46,436 George is thinking about opening up his own shop. 423 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:51,442 - No kidding. Your own shop? Huh. - Yeah. 424 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:56,075 George, will you, uh, excuse us a moment, please? 425 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,028 Sure. 426 00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,829 - In, uh... - Out, please. 427 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,122 Yeah. 428 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:08,580 I called to tell you I was sending a key over, but the line was busy. 429 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,758 You're al... always on the phone. 430 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:18,340 My secretary says she saw you talking to that boy. 431 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,096 Steve? 432 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,393 Whatever his name is. That... That actor. 433 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,564 Steve Slutes couldn't get arrested as an actor. 434 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,943 He couldn't get arrested as a boy. 435 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,112 Then you were talking to him? 436 00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:36,358 I ran into him at the 76 station on Little Santa Monica. 437 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,430 What was I supposed to do, hide in the ladies room? 438 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,366 Yes, I was talking to him. 439 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,994 I'm always on the phone because you never let me see anybody. 440 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,417 I can't even bring my girlfriends to the house in case they might run into you. 441 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:49,712 It's driving me up the wall, Lester. You're even jealous of the dogs. 442 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,506 I mean, I have to talk to somebody, don't I? Don't I? 443 00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:56,549 I'm not jealous of the dogs. 444 00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:59,304 I'm not jealous of anybody. 445 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,305 It's just that I can't afford to get caught... off base. 446 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,432 So I can't talk to some broken-down actor. 447 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,515 What do you think, I'm gonna tell him I'm screwing Lester Karpf? 448 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,476 Of course not. 449 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,482 That's not very logical, Lester. 450 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,154 It is logical. 451 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,698 It's the most logical thing in the world. 452 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:20,505 You wouldn't feel this confined if we could go out with a few people, 453 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,992 have a little dinner, a little conversation and so forth. 454 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,665 Oh, yes? How about starting with tonight? 455 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,373 Look, sweetheart, I-I know it's tough. 456 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:30,670 Mmm. 457 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:34,750 But at this point my business involves handling money for a lot of touchy people. 458 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,551 Politics and so forth. 459 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:42,341 Felicia's in a very difficult period in her life. 460 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,478 Any divorce and settlement and so forth and... 461 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:52,059 well, my finances'd have to be looked into. 462 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,145 You and your touchy investors. 463 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:58,232 You do well for people, they don't ask you to stop. 464 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,321 Nobody wants you to stop making money, doll. 465 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:03,403 Not even Uncle Sam. 466 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,573 They all want their share. 467 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,952 You're lying about one thing, Lester. 468 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,920 What's that? 469 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,166 You're still jealous. 470 00:27:16,260 --> 00:27:17,467 Hmm? 471 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,509 God, you're a doll. 472 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,810 Now, look, I'll, uh... 473 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,565 I'll work something out about tonight. I promise. 474 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,397 No. I promise. 475 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,021 Huh? Hmm? 476 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,822 Oh. 477 00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,784 Give me the key to the Bowmont house, huh? 478 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:48,875 Thanks. 479 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,702 Come on, George. I'll walk you down. 480 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,764 - Felicia seems very interested in your shop. - Yeah. 481 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:12,605 You know, George, you may not think that ten or 15 grand means much to me, 482 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,729 but I invest for myself and a lot of particular people. 483 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:18,027 So I want a little more of your thinking on the subject. 484 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,526 - When? - "When"? 485 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,241 - Well, how about tonight? - Tonight? 486 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,039 Yeah, I have some big contributors coming over to the Bistro. 487 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,616 We're gonna watch the returns. 488 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,953 It's a pain in the ass, but it's, well, something I have to do. 489 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:38,211 - We'll have a little time to talk there. - Oh, great. 490 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,589 That's great. Yeah. 491 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:45,763 Maybe on your way over you could, uh, pick up Jackie here. 492 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:56,312 No, it's good you want to do something, George. 493 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,565 Wish my son knew what he wanted to do. 494 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,817 Anything, just so long as it's something. 495 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,776 Maybe he ought to go to beauty school. 496 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:08,953 Anyway, see you tonight, huh, doll? 497 00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:19,456 - Jesus. - Yeah. 498 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,541 - Your car down here? - Mm-hmm. 499 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,841 Uh, I'm supposed to take Jill to El Cholo tonight. 500 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,924 - Oh, it's all right. She can come with us. - I don't want her to. 501 00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:31,559 All right. 502 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,898 Are you really serious about this shop? 503 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:40,025 - Are you serious about Lester? - I asked you first. 504 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,104 Well, I'm never serious about anything. 505 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,525 - How long you had this? - About six weeks. 506 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,780 Well, I won't be going tonight either. 507 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,829 - Oh, honey, please do this for me... - Does he know we went together? 508 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,656 Well, no. It never came up. 509 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,538 Well, tell him we went together. Then I'll take you. 510 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,274 There's not one girl who comes into that shop you wouldn't do this for. 511 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,210 I'm not gonna be a beard for you and this guy. 512 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,134 - Why? Is it against your principles? - Yeah. 513 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,823 I'd like to know what you've been doing with his wife to get the money for the shop. 514 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:09,760 Oh, yeah? I don't fuck anybody for money. I do it for fun. 515 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:30,117 Hey, I'll do whatever you want me to. You know that. 516 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,490 Sometimes, George... 517 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,823 Want me to do your hair? 518 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,578 Oh, no... 519 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,081 Oh, I don't know! What do you think? Huh? 520 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,128 Oh, boy. 521 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:42,796 George! 522 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:46,376 - You can't leave. What are you doing? - Stop by the shop. I'll see what I can do. 523 00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,769 Gold closed at $43 an ounce, down 18 cents. 524 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,962 At the bell, the 30 Dow Jones industrials 525 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,899 closed at 946.23, off 2. 18. 526 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,901 Volume, 16 million shares. 527 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,903 Now for the most active stocks on the big board. 528 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,235 Texaco, 85 and three-quarters, down a half. 529 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,241 Sears, 68 and a quarter, up a quarter. 530 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,823 Polaroid off three-quarters at 109 and a quarter. 531 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,409 Atlantic Richfield dips a quarter to 102 and a half. 532 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,746 No, I tried that stuff. 533 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,831 You know I always burn. You... 534 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,427 Yes, when I went to the dermatologist he gave me that stuff, and it gave me a rash. 535 00:31:29,513 --> 00:31:31,721 Well, that's fine for you. 536 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,641 No. You have a different skin than me. 537 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,304 All right. All right, I-I-I'll try it. 538 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:45,359 Ah. 539 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,528 Think George is a fairy? 540 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:49,856 - Who? - That kid. The hairdresser. 541 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,994 Well... I don't know for sure. 542 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,037 He is a hairdresser. 543 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,706 Thank you, Mona. 544 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:02,582 Maybe he's just a kooky guy who likes to do kooky things, huh? 545 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:05,539 Maybe. Why do you ask? 546 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:08,295 Oh, I'm thinking of investing with him. 547 00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,422 - He worries me. - Why? 548 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:13,838 Well, maybe he's too flighty and irresponsible. 549 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,299 That's why I asked if he was a fairy. 550 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,060 I don't know. He's a hairdresser. 551 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:23,356 Well, you suggested it. Don't you think it's a good idea? 552 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,900 Yes, but I thought... You know. 553 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,318 What? 554 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:30,647 I thought you were indulging me. You know how you indulge me, Lester. 555 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,403 No, doll. I listen to you. 556 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:39,142 If the deal doesn't make any money, that's... that's not too bad either, 557 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,953 if it's... if it's handled right. 558 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,580 - Mmm. - He's a nice boy. 559 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,286 I invited him tonight. 560 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:47,747 Just sorry he's a fairy. 561 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,837 Ah. 562 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,979 Well, what do you think? 563 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:07,274 Dr. Feldman says that to a certain extent it's normal. 564 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,976 What's that? 565 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,187 - Post-natal frigidity. - Uh-huh. 566 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,983 But with me it's really... 567 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:19,077 This guy just expected me to jump right into bed. 568 00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:23,659 I've gotta feel something tender or whatever. I've got to know somebody. 569 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,855 George, will you pick up on line two, please. 570 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,871 Line two, George. 571 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:29,882 Hello. 572 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:33,004 I'd like to, Jackie, but I told you to stop by the shop. 573 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,756 Chicken salad. 574 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:39,515 Uh-huh. All right. But I gotta be in Bel-Air by 4:00. 575 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,428 Ask Ricci if he'd wind up Anjanette for me, would you? 576 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,860 There's still too much red. 577 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:54,655 Huh? No. Honey, it's great. I'm sorry. I gotta split. 578 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,661 George, I can't do anyone else. This moon gold's been chewing up my hands. 579 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,847 I have an appointment with the allergist. It took me a week to get it. 580 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,079 Come on, Ricci. I'm not asking you to do a dye job. 581 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:04,748 - But why can't you finish her? - Now what's the problem, George? 582 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:06,812 - No problem, no problem. - George says he can't finish Anjanette. 583 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,168 I don't care. 584 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:11,168 You don't have to comb out Mrs. Karpf until four o'clock. 585 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,498 - Why can't you finish her, George? - I'm busy till 4:00. 586 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:15,464 - Busy doing what? - Whatever I feel like. 587 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:18,297 Yes, and whenever you feel like it. 588 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,773 It's all right. Shut up. 589 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,106 Oh. Come on in. 590 00:35:25,707 --> 00:35:28,575 Um... would you like a drink or something? 591 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,534 - Hmm? - Uh, no, thanks. 592 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,458 Well, I would. 593 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,130 - Nice place. - Mm-hmm. 594 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,301 Well, where do you want to do this? 595 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,383 Uh, you got a bathroom or something? 596 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:48,185 - Oh, can't we do it in here? Huh? - Huh? 597 00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:50,479 - Well, what are you gonna do? - I'd cut it. 598 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,807 - Cut it? - Yeah, I think so. 599 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:55,234 - Well, you don't seem to be very sure. - I-I-I'm sure. 600 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,563 - You don't like it the way it is? - Honey, it makes you look like a hooker. 601 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,695 George, what a terrible thing to say. 602 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:05,779 What do you want me to do, lie to you? I'd cut it. 603 00:36:17,217 --> 00:36:19,425 One thing... I have to look great tonight. 604 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,969 I mean, I have to look absolutely great. 605 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:27,703 ...Harris poll were leading Nixon by three percentage points. 606 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:28,638 Hello. 607 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,721 Nguyen Van Thieu hints Saigon will always stand on peace negotiations. 608 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,168 - Oh, hi. Uh, just a second... Whoops. - These and other stories at 4:30. 609 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,545 We can put you in a brand-new 1968... 610 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:39,107 Um... well, how are you? 611 00:36:40,407 --> 00:36:42,023 How about what? 612 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,070 I can't. 613 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,528 Uh, I mean, you can't really come up here, Johnny. 614 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:50,059 If it's a Chevrolet, we've got it and we just have to get rid of it. 615 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:53,167 Shove 'em off the lot, any way we can to make room for our 1969 models. 616 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:57,714 Uh, well, it might be difficult, but it's not impossible. 617 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,843 Now... 618 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,548 But I don't want short hair. Not too much off, eh? Huh? 619 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,598 Oh, George, what's the matter? 620 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,927 - Nothing. Everything's great. - Great? 621 00:37:12,147 --> 00:37:14,013 - Good. - Good? 622 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,183 Not bad. 623 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:19,485 "Not bad" is not "great." 624 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,359 - I lied a little. - That's not even "good." 625 00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:24,065 I lied a lot. 626 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,286 Yeah, uh... I, uh... 627 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,364 Oh, stop it, you silly. 628 00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,710 It's a little hot in here, huh? 629 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,412 It's the, um... the steam room. 630 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:41,499 Lester likes me to keep it on in case he wants to use it. 631 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:44,877 That's better. 632 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:48,756 Mmm. 633 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,405 Mona. 634 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,867 Mona, Mona, Mona. 635 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:11,157 I need you! 636 00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:16,371 Mona, this earring... Will you please try and find the other one? 637 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,703 And when George comes, please tell him to wait. 638 00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:21,585 I have to pick up a dress. I may have to have it fitted. 639 00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:23,586 But be sure to tell him to wait. 640 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,588 Yes, ma'am. But I have to go to the market. 641 00:38:25,678 --> 00:38:28,842 Mona, make sure he doesn't leave. It's important. 642 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:48,198 Anyway, the guy at the bank thought I was some kind of hippie or something. 643 00:38:48,284 --> 00:38:50,276 - Oh. - I did it to myself. 644 00:38:51,371 --> 00:38:54,034 He just didn't know a good thing when he saw one. 645 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,285 - Jill's gonna be mad. - Oh, no, she won't. 646 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,296 Wh-Wh-What are you doing in the back? Let me see. 647 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:01,086 - You'll see. You'll see. - I tell you, Jill absolutely adores you. 648 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,458 Mmm. 649 00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:05,542 - Remember Myrna Lynn? - Tsk. Mmm. 650 00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,171 She adored me. 651 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:10,032 Then one day she called me her hairdresser and took off to Palm Springs 652 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,638 with some agent from William Morris. 653 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,932 Well, Jill is 20 times the girl Myrna is, really. 654 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,010 - Yeah, exactly. - What does that mean? 655 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:20,097 I don't know. You get so you can sense these things. 656 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,682 What? 657 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:25,190 She needs to be with somebody who can take care of her. 658 00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:35,307 Coca-Cola closed down an eighth at 48 and five-eighths. 659 00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:38,369 IT& T, 57 and three-eighths, off five-eighths. 660 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:41,497 RCA at 46 and three-quarters, off three-eighths. 661 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:44,331 Revlon, 83 and five-eighths, up a half. 662 00:39:44,424 --> 00:39:47,007 Shell Oil, 68 and seven-eighths, off an eighth. 663 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,149 What about Felicia? 664 00:40:10,158 --> 00:40:11,274 What about her? 665 00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,233 - Did you? - Did I what? 666 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,785 Come on. 667 00:40:16,581 --> 00:40:18,948 Oh, I just can't wait to see Lester 668 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:22,035 with me and that cunt in the same room tonight. 669 00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:26,580 Hey. 670 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,513 Well, did you or didn't you? Hmm? 671 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:37,300 Hmm? 672 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:41,429 Can't stand to miss one of them, can you? 673 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:45,899 George. 674 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:48,255 US Steel, 43, up three-eighths. 675 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:53,741 And the Dow Jones industrial average closed at 946.23, off 2. 18. 676 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:56,159 South Vietnamese President Nguyen Van Thieu said today 677 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:58,965 South Vietnam would not attend the Paris peace talks on Wednesday... 678 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,455 44 and three-eighths, unchanged. 679 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,662 Penn Central, 64, down... 680 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,895 Tsk. Shit. 681 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:33,572 Yeah. 682 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,910 Oh, you're a genius, honey. 683 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,287 You're a genius. 684 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,794 You're a genius. 685 00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:14,317 - Oh, no, baby. - Hmm? 686 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,990 No. No, baby, no. 687 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:19,033 I want to. Come on. 688 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,407 No, no, no. 689 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:22,783 Come on. 690 00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:26,875 - Oh, baby, no. - Hmm? 691 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:28,918 Baby, no, no, no, really. No, really. 692 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:32,710 - Sorry. - Baby, no. It'll ruin everything! 693 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,258 Mmm. Oh, baby. 694 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:37,802 It'll ruin everything. 695 00:42:42,143 --> 00:42:44,121 43 and five-eighths, up seven-eighths. 696 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:47,889 General Electric, 94 and three-eighths, up a quarter. 697 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,974 International Harvester, 35 and five-eighths... 698 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,648 Ah! Hey! Jesus Christ! 699 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,755 Fuck me. 700 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,548 Honey! 701 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,547 My God, it's Lester! 702 00:43:17,637 --> 00:43:19,629 - Get up, get up. Get up! - Doll? 703 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,015 Jackie? 704 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,841 - Oh, God, do something, please. - Uh... 705 00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:25,346 Baby, you sleepin'? 706 00:43:28,022 --> 00:43:29,433 Jackie? 707 00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:34,769 Jackie? 708 00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:40,107 Oh, shut the door! Shut the door, honey! 709 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,651 Come on! 710 00:43:42,745 --> 00:43:44,281 Oh. 711 00:43:44,372 --> 00:43:45,863 Sorry. 712 00:43:55,508 --> 00:43:57,465 Either come in or stay out. 713 00:43:57,552 --> 00:44:00,072 Shut the door, honey. What do you think this is, a picnic? Come on. 714 00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:02,588 - Just don't let the steam out. - Oh. 715 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,740 Hey, Jackie? 716 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:31,826 I brought you a little something, doll. 717 00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:40,501 You look like you had quite a workout. 718 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:43,258 It's nerve-racking. Women can get you very upset sometimes. 719 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,760 - I know, I know. - This doing hair, it's just... 720 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:48,474 I know. 721 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:51,521 Look, I know you have to deal with Felicia and you're caught in the middle, 722 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,476 but if you can just bear with me tonight... 723 00:44:53,566 --> 00:44:54,977 Oh, hey. 724 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:58,731 No, listen, it's a difficult situation. I want you to know I appreciate it. 725 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:02,280 All right? It's gonna be very... very tough on me. 726 00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:04,866 Well, I-I-I don't know... 727 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,944 But we'll do business, son, I... 728 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,531 I can tell you that. 729 00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:36,182 Better clean that mess up or the dogs'll get it all over the house. 730 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:39,143 What have you been doing? Get out of there. Come on. 731 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:41,895 You oughta get rid of those dogs. 732 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,197 They get hair all over the place. 733 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:47,651 They're Yorkies, and they don't shed. 734 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,322 - Aren't you having a drink? - No. 735 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,623 - Well, why not? - I don't want one. 736 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:57,836 Oh, come on, doll. Have a little drink. It's five o'clock. 737 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:00,789 I don't want one! 738 00:46:01,676 --> 00:46:05,090 First you tell me not to drink. Then you tell me to drink. Which is it? 739 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,883 I don't want a drink. 740 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:11,717 I called to tell you I was on my way, but the line was busy. 741 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,594 You're always on the phone. 742 00:47:18,794 --> 00:47:22,037 - You here to see my mother? - Yeah, uh, do you... 743 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,248 She's out. You're supposed to wait. 744 00:47:26,302 --> 00:47:27,668 Nobody's home up there. 745 00:47:27,762 --> 00:47:29,674 Maybe, u-uh... Uh... 746 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,600 You hungry? 747 00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,147 Yeah, a little. 748 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,446 This is the one thing I like about this house. 749 00:47:53,245 --> 00:47:55,237 - Want some lox? - No, thanks. 750 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,123 You're my mother's hairdresser. 751 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:04,250 I do hair, yeah. 752 00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,627 - Chopped liver? - No, thanks. 753 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,171 Are you gay? 754 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,719 Want a baked apple? They're cold, but they're good. 755 00:48:11,806 --> 00:48:13,843 No, thanks. 756 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,183 Did you hear me? 757 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,010 Yeah. 758 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:20,937 Well, are you? Are you queer? 759 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:22,810 Mmm, sure. 760 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,892 Come on. Are you or aren't you? 761 00:48:24,985 --> 00:48:26,521 This is great, you know. 762 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:29,400 Come on. Tell me. Don't be afraid. 763 00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:32,073 Why do you want to know so bad? 764 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,617 See if you've been making it with my mother. 765 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,446 Why would my being a faggot have anything to do with that? 766 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:39,532 Nothing, I guess. 767 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,705 Have you ever made it with a guy? 768 00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:44,707 Well, you ever make it with a girl? 769 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:47,164 Uh, well... 770 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,841 - Are you? - Am I what? Wh-What are you talking about? 771 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,010 Making it with my mother? 772 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,426 I'd like to do your hair sometime. 773 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:03,225 Do you have a thing about older women? 774 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,728 That's sort of faggoty, isn't it? 775 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,772 I never get my hair done. 776 00:49:13,617 --> 00:49:17,156 In fact, I don't think I've ever been to a beauty salon in my whole life. 777 00:49:17,246 --> 00:49:18,246 Yeah? 778 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:21,915 - You think that's funny, don't you? - Yeah. 779 00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,748 Beverly Hills hairdresser. 780 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:29,126 You might as well be a faggot. 781 00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,423 Think that's funny too? 782 00:49:30,509 --> 00:49:32,091 No. 783 00:49:32,178 --> 00:49:33,419 No, no. 784 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:35,094 Then what do you think? 785 00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:40,175 Well, you know, I think you've got exactly the same eyes as your mother. 786 00:49:40,269 --> 00:49:43,228 And... your chin's a little bit like hers too. 787 00:49:43,314 --> 00:49:45,180 - No, it isn't. - I think it is. 788 00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,812 No, no. And my eyes aren't like hers either. 789 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:50,183 - They are. - No, they're not. I'm nothing like my mother. 790 00:49:53,866 --> 00:49:56,324 I'm not trying to insult you, you know. 791 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:07,786 Can't we just, uh, be friends? 792 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,205 Okay. 793 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:15,343 You wanna fuck? 794 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:24,769 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 795 00:50:25,814 --> 00:50:28,397 - As long as you don't ask me what sign I am. - Okay. 796 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:32,022 Are you married? 797 00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:33,319 Sometimes. 798 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,865 But, uh, not at the moment. 799 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,204 Would you like to go to a party? 800 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:08,138 George? 801 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,233 George. 802 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:28,186 Seventeen percent. Now, doesn't that tell you something... 803 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,202 - Lorna... - about the permissive atmosphere... 804 00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:33,334 Lorna, have you seen George, by any chance? 805 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:34,915 He's my hairdresser. 806 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:36,841 - He's in the bathroom. - What? 807 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,338 He's in the bathroom. 808 00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:40,712 He's in your bathroom? 809 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:42,284 - Nobody should know better than you... - Yeah. 810 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:44,425 ...that we have an attorney general in Washington... 811 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:47,761 who's not doing what he should do 812 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:49,892 to fight organized crime. 813 00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:53,316 For the past seven years, 814 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:55,268 crime has been rising... 815 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,688 nine times the span of the population of this country. 816 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,024 In seven years... 817 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,859 - Hello, George. - Hi. 818 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:05,912 - Uh, I should be dry by now. - Forty-three percent of the people... 819 00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:07,614 Uh... 820 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:11,042 in the report of the president's own crime commission 821 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,666 are afraid to walk the streets at night. 822 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,094 George, come here. 823 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:30,929 - What? Huh? - Come here. 824 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:32,434 - No. - You dry? 825 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:33,560 No! 826 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:36,485 - Don't comb my hair out, Geo... - No... I'll do it now. 827 00:52:36,570 --> 00:52:40,530 No, George, you can do it later, for heaven sakes. 828 00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:42,858 George... 829 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:45,409 - I'm so glad you're gonna be there tonight. - What? 830 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,658 I'm so glad you're gonna be there tonight. 831 00:52:47,748 --> 00:52:49,410 - Yeah? - Yeah. 832 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,787 Uh... 833 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,709 - Right here? - Right here. 834 00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,997 - I don't care. - Um, let me get the... 835 00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,707 - I don't care. - I'd better get the... 836 00:52:58,801 --> 00:53:00,167 I don't want to. 837 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:08,466 So? 838 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:42,046 - Where's your car? - A friend dropped me off. 839 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,171 - Who? - Never mind. 840 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,302 I'm going tonight. Jackie asked me. 841 00:53:52,396 --> 00:53:54,388 I need you to fix my hair. 842 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,644 Wants to pick us up pretty soon, huh? 843 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:59,647 Well, she doesn't have to pick me up. I'm going with somebody else. 844 00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,195 By the way, you never did say how it went this morning. 845 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:05,615 Oh. Uh... okay. 846 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,861 - Well, are they gonna give you the loan? - Well, uh... 847 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:14,039 - Uh... - I don't know why I bother to ask! 848 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:17,494 The only way you're ever gonna get money out of a bank is to rob one. 849 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,916 - What are you so mad about? - Oh, just fix my hair. 850 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:24,838 You break your neck to go up to Jackie's. 851 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,386 - When do I get my hair done? - She asked me to do her hair. 852 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:29,806 Does that mean you have to do whatever anybody asks? 853 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:32,620 Why am I always at the end of the line when you're passing out favors? 854 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,556 You want me to do your hair, I'll do your hair. 855 00:54:34,646 --> 00:54:36,624 And stop kissing everybody's ass that comes into that shop. 856 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:39,377 That's not gonna put you in business. That's gonna make you a kiss-ass! 857 00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:42,064 - Come on, Jill. I'm trying to get things moving. - Oh, grow up! 858 00:54:42,154 --> 00:54:45,363 You never stop moving. You never go anywhere. Grow up! 859 00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,656 Grow up! Grow up! 860 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:11,638 Honey, I'm sorry. 861 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:13,466 Uh, you're right. 862 00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:19,143 I just want us to have a normal life like everybody else. 863 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:23,772 Jesus. I-I just can't take it anymore. 864 00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:30,200 All I want is to get up early and run my own business, 865 00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,572 take you out to a movie on the weekend. 866 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:43,793 I'm trying, honey. I just... I just can't get out of my own way. 867 00:55:43,882 --> 00:55:46,215 I know. I know. 868 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,384 Honey, I'm so sorry. 869 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,303 Well, come on. 870 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:16,821 Honey, come on. We don't have much time. 871 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:26,581 Sure. 872 00:56:38,854 --> 00:56:40,846 What do you know about this guy? 873 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,515 He's a director. 874 00:56:44,276 --> 00:56:46,268 - You ever heard of him? - Sure. 875 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:48,603 Movies or television? 876 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,689 Commercials. Make you feel better? 877 00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:54,950 Thought it might. 878 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:57,029 Yeah. Commercials. 879 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:15,839 Who is that? 880 00:57:20,187 --> 00:57:22,645 - Who is it? - Ah, it's nobody. 881 00:57:22,731 --> 00:57:24,017 Nobody. 882 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,020 I'm sorry, sir. There's a private party upstairs. 883 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:33,110 Jesus. It's Norma Stern. Look at her hair. 884 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,237 George! 885 00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:37,535 Looks like somebody took a dump in it. 886 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:40,159 - George. - You've been chipping on me. 887 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,365 - Well, isn't it awful? - Yeah. 888 00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:45,122 Excuse me. 889 00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:55,924 George, for Christ's sakes, don't let me drink too much. 890 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,427 You don't do that anymore, do you? 891 00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:00,133 Good evening. 892 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,021 Check your coat? 893 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:11,401 - What? - Your coat. 894 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,979 Oh. Uh... 895 00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:16,149 Want me to take this? 896 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:21,655 - Okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 897 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:26,955 Twentypercent of the vote in, Nixon with a lead. 898 00:58:27,045 --> 00:58:28,331 Uh... 899 00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:30,414 In case she wants it back. 900 00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:33,917 Eighty-four percent of the vote in Delaware. 901 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:44,223 Well, what would you like to drink? 902 00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:46,178 Um, I'll have a stinger. 903 00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:47,764 Before dinner? 904 00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:49,520 Well, I don't know. What do you think? 905 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:52,192 - Uh, why don't you try something light. - Okay. 906 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,313 - Waiter? - Yes, sir? 907 00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:57,524 We'll have a white Dubonnet on the rocks, please. 908 00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:00,109 - And for you? - Just a little white wine. 909 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,820 Little white wine. And, uh... 910 00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:06,123 Uh... I'll have a Coke. 911 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:09,543 - Soda with a twist. - Yes, sir. 912 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:15,051 Oh. Sorry. 913 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:17,127 Daley's in a good spot. 914 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:20,179 Daley has had it. He is in. 915 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:24,259 George. 916 00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:26,184 Glad you could make it, son. 917 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:28,058 - Hiya, doll. - Lester. 918 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,936 - This is my friend Jill. - Hello. 919 00:59:31,026 --> 00:59:32,786 - Glad to know you, Jill. - Nice to meet you. 920 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,444 - And this is, uh... - Johnny Pope. 921 00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:37,613 - Mr. Pope. - Hello. 922 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,442 Well... 923 00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:45,121 Who are they? 924 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,699 Jill? I've told you about Jill a hundred times. 925 00:59:47,793 --> 00:59:50,126 Lester, you never listen to anything I say. 926 00:59:50,212 --> 00:59:51,828 Does she know about us? 927 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:54,630 Jesus, she's my best friend. 928 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,799 Well, I'll find room for them. 929 00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:59,468 Who's the guy? George's boyfriend? 930 01:00:00,305 --> 01:00:02,388 I don't know. Why don't you ask him? 931 01:00:02,474 --> 01:00:04,466 Jackie, I'm only... 932 01:00:07,187 --> 01:00:09,679 George. Kinda keep an eye on Jackie tonight. 933 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:11,765 She's a little high-strung, you know. 934 01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,770 See that she doesn't drink too much. 935 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:16,089 Surprisingly, the race, along with the presidential race... 936 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:17,979 See you later, doll. 937 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:20,531 ...makes California very important at this moment. 938 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:24,452 The race that has also attracted attention since it runs parallel to the presidential race 939 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:26,530 is the one for the United States Senate, 940 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,912 the seat, uh, which Tom Kuchel, the Republican whip, 941 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:33,995 uh, lost in the primary to Max Rafferty, state superintendent of public instruction. 942 01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:36,547 And there, Cranston seems to be running better than Humphrey. 943 01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:40,252 - How does she know Lester Karpf? - I don't know. Why? 944 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:45,682 Well, I just wouldn't want him mad at me, that's all. 945 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:49,602 If you keep postponing taxes, you're using the government's money, 946 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,771 and you don't worry what... 947 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:56,734 George. 948 01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,695 Uh, how are you? 949 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:06,619 Uh, Jackie? This is Jackie. Say hello to Felicia. 950 01:01:09,082 --> 01:01:10,448 Hello, Felicia. 951 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,876 I'm so glad that you could make it. 952 01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:16,579 I've been looking forward to seeing you all evening. 953 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:18,289 Hmm. 954 01:01:20,427 --> 01:01:23,010 Well... 955 01:01:25,807 --> 01:01:28,265 Ohio's nothing to worry about. 956 01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:32,223 Bet you don't remember the first time we met. 957 01:01:32,314 --> 01:01:33,771 Well, you never know. 958 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:36,975 Lester, what the fuck do you think you're doing? 959 01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:38,400 Huh? 960 01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:40,603 Oh, Jesus Christ, Nate. I'm sorry. 961 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:42,404 Oh, never mind. I'll do it myself. 962 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,819 Why didn't you come alone? Lester invited you. Why did you have to bring her? 963 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:49,529 Oh, um, she's a friend of Jill's. 964 01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:54,075 Who is Jill? 965 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:56,752 You know, she's a friend of Johnny Pope's, the director. 966 01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:58,329 Pardon me. 967 01:01:58,924 --> 01:02:00,335 Oh. 968 01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:07,463 Nixon, 672, 000. 969 01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,970 And that leaves California, the big one. 970 01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:15,852 NBC News nowprojects Nixon the winner in South Carolina. 971 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:24,648 Jackie? Jackie. 972 01:02:26,034 --> 01:02:27,525 Jackie? 973 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:31,620 Excuse me. I know I know you, but I can't remember where. 974 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,698 Uh... Uh, Bruce Barton's. 975 01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:36,500 Excuse me. Excuse me. Come with me a minute, please. 976 01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:38,202 Just come with me. 977 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:42,172 Come on. 978 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:45,047 Exactly what can a president do 979 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:47,719 to affect the moral tone of the country? 980 01:02:48,848 --> 01:02:52,137 A president can end the permissive attitude 981 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:54,810 noncritical of an individual who decides for himself... 982 01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:58,606 That, uh, other couple we're with tonight. Do you know them very well? 983 01:02:58,692 --> 01:03:00,183 Why? 984 01:03:01,361 --> 01:03:02,852 Why? 985 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:07,782 Well, I thought maybe you could explain why George just went into the ladies' room. 986 01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:09,358 George? 987 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:13,057 We'll restore respect for the United States of America. 988 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:15,243 Let's make one thing very clear. 989 01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:20,453 In our administration, the American flag will not be a doormat for anybody. 990 01:03:20,547 --> 01:03:22,880 - You gotta let me out. - No, no. It's boring. 991 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,174 - You're going to get us killed. - It's boring. 992 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:26,796 Come on. 993 01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,878 - What? - Come here. 994 01:03:30,181 --> 01:03:32,218 Come here, you. 995 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,517 Uh, what... what do you want to do? 996 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:40,189 Now, listen, you both have tidelands. 997 01:03:40,275 --> 01:03:43,564 You both want Uncle Sam to give you offshore drilling permits. 998 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:45,645 Why not do it together? 999 01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:53,615 - Am I right, or am I right? - That son of a bitch. 1000 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:56,288 Everything he says is a phony piece of shit. 1001 01:03:57,542 --> 01:04:01,161 What does he think I am, some cigar butt he's got between his teeth? 1002 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:09,467 He ignores me! 1003 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:13,924 I want a recognition of that constitutional republic 1004 01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:17,636 because if we don'tget it, then everything is of vanity. 1005 01:04:17,729 --> 01:04:21,018 He could have at least introduced me to someone or something. 1006 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:22,598 Couldn't he? 1007 01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:24,183 You're drunk. 1008 01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:28,483 Oh, George, what do I want? 1009 01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:31,987 Uh, well... how about some coffee? 1010 01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:36,404 Oh, hi, doll. Say, what's wrong? 1011 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:38,239 You know what's wrong. 1012 01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:41,417 ...wouldget the Wallace electors, that's one thought. 1013 01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:45,713 Another possibility, it seems to me, is that Mr. Wallace might, 1014 01:04:45,799 --> 01:04:49,167 verygraciously andgenerously, 1015 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:50,751 throw or direct his electors... 1016 01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:53,553 Felicia. There you are. 1017 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:55,256 We were just... 1018 01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:56,886 You know George. 1019 01:04:56,976 --> 01:04:59,468 And, uh... 1020 01:04:59,562 --> 01:05:01,178 uh... 1021 01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:04,648 uh... 1022 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:08,606 Jackie Shawn. 1023 01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:10,403 Jackie Shawn. 1024 01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:12,903 Yeah, my wi... Uh, Felicia. 1025 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:14,863 We've met. 1026 01:05:18,206 --> 01:05:22,200 Well, uh, anyway, uh... 1027 01:05:24,963 --> 01:05:28,422 Well, your hair, uh, looks just fabulous. 1028 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,921 - It's George. - Just fabulous. 1029 01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:35,758 Wonder if he could do anything with mine. 1030 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:38,011 Yeah, well, uh, I could try. 1031 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:42,887 Uh, well, do you wash your hair every day? 1032 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:45,974 - Well, isn't that bad for it? - No, no, no, it's very good. 1033 01:05:46,067 --> 01:05:48,337 Keeps the skin peeling. You've gotta keep the skin peeling. 1034 01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:51,354 Otherwise the little follicles don't have a chance to breathe, you know. 1035 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:53,235 I mean, uh, that's how you lose your hair. 1036 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:56,533 Remember, the follicle never dies. 1037 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,985 Oh. 1038 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,409 This here really ought to... ought to be layered, I think. 1039 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,908 - Layered? - Yeah. 1040 01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:06,585 Otherwise, it just sort of lies there, you know, and it, uh... 1041 01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:08,788 If you layer it, it kind of fluffs it out. 1042 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:11,624 Oh. 1043 01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:17,471 Uh, I think everybody's ready to eat dinner. 1044 01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:20,721 Are they, uh... ready to sit down? 1045 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,426 Well, we don't know where to sit. 1046 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,682 - They're waiting for you, Lester. - Oh. 1047 01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:26,263 Waiter. 1048 01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:32,353 One word out of you, and I'll gargle with it. 1049 01:06:34,574 --> 01:06:36,531 Try to stop her from drinking. 1050 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:39,139 I ca... Are you kidding? 1051 01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:43,246 Yeah, you should have seen those little kids, Senator. 1052 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,325 About 40 of 'em, all blind. 1053 01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:48,084 We put these mattresses on the front lawn. 1054 01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:51,539 They came running out of the house, tripping and stumbling all over the place. 1055 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:55,217 Just having a hell of a good time. I mean, they were blind, of course. 1056 01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:58,512 But I don't know, it gave me a feeling of accomplishment. 1057 01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:00,806 I can't tell you when I had such a good time. 1058 01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:04,802 - Aren't you hungry, Miss Shawn? - Not for rubber chicken, no. 1059 01:07:04,896 --> 01:07:06,888 Maybe I can get you something. 1060 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:10,524 Oh, that's very sweet of you, Mr. Roth. 1061 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:12,021 Sid. 1062 01:07:12,111 --> 01:07:16,481 Sid. You must be a very important executive. 1063 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:22,862 Well, whatever I am, I think I can get you whatever you'd like. 1064 01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:24,663 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 1065 01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:27,742 - Whatever I'd like? - Whatever you'd like. 1066 01:07:28,670 --> 01:07:33,665 Well, most of all, I'd like to suck his cock. 1067 01:07:36,344 --> 01:07:38,085 Hey. Guess what. Whoo! 1068 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:45,843 Uh, where did you say the school is located? 1069 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:49,351 Uh, just the other side of Santa Barbara. 1070 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,460 - Curious to see it sometime. - Oh! Oh, my God! 1071 01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:53,712 Oh, listen, darling, I can't stand it. 1072 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:56,444 It's killing me. Come on. Why not? 1073 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,272 Come on! 1074 01:07:58,366 --> 01:08:00,323 Don't you want to? 1075 01:08:02,245 --> 01:08:05,329 Who's the greatest cocksucker in the world? 1076 01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:06,415 You are. 1077 01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:10,247 Fuckin'- A. 1078 01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:15,039 Excuse me, Senator. 1079 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:22,009 Well, George, your friend feeling a little under the weather? 1080 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,090 You phony asshole. 1081 01:08:24,183 --> 01:08:26,891 Ah. That's too bad. 1082 01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:29,603 - Uh... - Get her out of here, George. 1083 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:31,369 - Oh, I'll go, I'll go. - Come on. 1084 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,186 What was that? 1085 01:08:33,276 --> 01:08:36,144 - Illinois. - Ah. Good. 1086 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:38,854 Uh, I've got to take her out of here. 1087 01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:41,281 - Go ahead. Take her home. - Aren't you... 1088 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,951 Oh. Uh, I'll see you later. Johnny'll take me home. 1089 01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:48,156 Not a bad place to visit, but I don't wanna live here. 1090 01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:52,994 By the way, I know this is not a projection, it is not NBC's... 1091 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:54,498 - Your coat. - Oh, fuck it. 1092 01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:58,109 Just my own personal, private opinion. I don't think we're going to get a winner tonight. 1093 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:08,384 Ladies and gentlemen, I have been awarded 1094 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:12,472 the decided privilege of introducing our guest of honor this evening. 1095 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:15,148 Are you all right? 1096 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:17,521 I'm just fine. 1097 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:18,978 Thanks. 1098 01:09:19,072 --> 01:09:25,034 ...and vote for the people, for the country, for our Constitution. 1099 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,661 - Lester? - Sweetheart, please. 1100 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:31,115 I hope you like Miss Shawn. 1101 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:34,293 What? 1102 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:37,963 Oh. Well, she's very nice, yes. I mean, normally she... 1103 01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:41,167 Because she's going to be very, very expensive. 1104 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:43,968 Now, look, sweetheart, can't we go into this later? 1105 01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:48,097 No. 1106 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:50,221 No, we cannot go into this later. 1107 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:53,475 Well, that's... that's okay too. 1108 01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:56,147 Senator Joe East. 1109 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:02,897 I've blown it with Lester. 1110 01:10:02,990 --> 01:10:05,698 I don't think so. I thought you were great. 1111 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:07,777 Oh, you always say that. 1112 01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,698 And I really care for Lester, don't I? 1113 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,370 Where do you want to go? Uh, Sammy's? 1114 01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:19,750 Is he still having parties? 1115 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:21,207 Never stops. 1116 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,589 This tells the story of the ancient grandmother, 1117 01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:28,013 who, upon seeing the garden gate of her childhood, 1118 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:30,933 stops for a moment and says, 1119 01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:35,012 "Hello, garden gate. Hello, garden gate. 1120 01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:37,519 Garden gate, hello." 1121 01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:54,157 Hi-yi-ya. Hi-yi-ya. 1122 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,414 Hi-yi-yo. Hi-yi-ya. 1123 01:10:57,503 --> 01:11:02,168 Hi-yi-ya! Hi-yi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-yi-ya. 1124 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:04,716 Hi-yi-yo. Hi-yi-ya. 1125 01:11:04,802 --> 01:11:06,543 Hi-ya-ya. 1126 01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,629 Be straight with me, Lester. 1127 01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:12,342 Just be straight with me for once in your life. 1128 01:11:14,228 --> 01:11:17,687 Look, Felicia, this party involves more than you and me, you know. 1129 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:20,357 These people are concerned about more than each other. 1130 01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,901 - Is that right? - Yes, that's right. 1131 01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:25,980 Some of us are trying to make this country a better place to live in, 1132 01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:27,280 believe it or not. 1133 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:30,429 Is that what this is all about? To make this country a better place to live in? 1134 01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:32,285 - Yes, that's what this is all about. - Oh. 1135 01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,328 Hi-yi-yo. Hi-yi-yo. 1136 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:37,408 It's a beautiful thing he's doing. 1137 01:11:37,502 --> 01:11:38,709 Hi-yi-ya! 1138 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:52,055 Hi-yi-ya. 1139 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:56,219 I recall another old ancient song. 1140 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:59,931 My God, Lester, you are a miserable human being. 1141 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:03,768 - Man never loses... - You're not helping anybody. 1142 01:12:03,861 --> 01:12:05,944 You're just twisting arms here to raise money 1143 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,194 for a lot of silly sons of bitches who are all out for themselves. 1144 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:14,365 You're kidding yourself 1145 01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:18,199 if you think your new business partner's gonna keep his hands off your girl. 1146 01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,784 Or she's going to keep her hands off him. 1147 01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,495 What are you talking about, Felicia? 1148 01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:27,253 Think while you have time to think, Lester. 1149 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:35,136 Excuse me, Senator. 1150 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:38,094 Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have to evacuate this room 1151 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,554 as quietly and as quickly as possible. 1152 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:43,311 Believe me, there's nothing to worry about. 1153 01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:45,984 We would like to have you exit through the door on my right, 1154 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:48,938 continue down the stairs, and out into the street, please. 1155 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:31,897 Everything okay? 1156 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:33,402 Ah, shit! 1157 01:13:48,466 --> 01:13:50,628 You don't have to entertain me. 1158 01:13:50,718 --> 01:13:53,461 - Am I entertaining you? - We're friends. 1159 01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,090 That's true. 1160 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:58,720 You feel like playing, you should go and play. There are a lot of players here. 1161 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,141 - George. - George. 1162 01:14:00,227 --> 01:14:01,889 Hey, how you doin'? 1163 01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:03,595 - How are you doing? - What's happening? 1164 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,681 - You're lookin' good. - You look really good. 1165 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,767 - Come on down to the Jacuzzi. - Oh, uh... 1166 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,398 Come to the Jacuzzi. We're going there now. 1167 01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:11,945 No, no, no, no. I can't. 1168 01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:35,965 - Hey, what's the problem, honey? - His car... They have it blocked. 1169 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,546 Please move out. 1170 01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:41,850 That's no problem. Gene. You wanna move that truck? 1171 01:14:41,936 --> 01:14:43,848 - Sure. No problem. - Thank you. 1172 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:48,562 Listen, could you kids give me a ride? I'm... kind of stranded. 1173 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,483 Forget it, Wally. There's no bomb. 1174 01:14:50,569 --> 01:14:51,650 - Sure. - Mmm? 1175 01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:52,737 - Yeah. - Ah, good. 1176 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:53,822 Come on. 1177 01:14:57,785 --> 01:14:59,777 Is it all right, son? 1178 01:14:59,870 --> 01:15:02,704 It will be, as soon as I can find my keys. 1179 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:07,417 - Come on. I'll get in the back. - No, no. 1180 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,916 - Oh, it's so little. - No, no. 1181 01:15:19,974 --> 01:15:21,465 Oh! 1182 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:27,346 See? Nothin' to it. 1183 01:15:31,152 --> 01:15:34,236 What did you say your name was, sweetie? 1184 01:15:34,321 --> 01:15:35,937 Jill. 1185 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:37,819 Jill? 1186 01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:40,491 - Yeah, Jill. - Oh. 1187 01:15:40,578 --> 01:15:42,865 - Gee, that's wonderful, Jill. - Thank you. 1188 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:46,080 Just wonderful. 1189 01:15:54,633 --> 01:15:57,296 Hi. What are we doing? 1190 01:15:57,386 --> 01:16:02,097 Uh, Johnny, M-Mr. Karpf needed a ride home, and I said we'd take him. 1191 01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:05,051 - Uh, you don't mind, do you? - Oh, of course not. 1192 01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:07,056 Hey, call me Les, huh? 1193 01:16:08,189 --> 01:16:09,680 Where to, Les? 1194 01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:14,309 Well, listen, would you kids like to stop off for a drink? 1195 01:16:14,403 --> 01:16:17,567 Well, we'd love to, but we're going to another party. 1196 01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:19,648 Oh, that's wonderful. 1197 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:22,234 I'll stop off there for a drink. Hmm? 1198 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:42,338 You never were a tit man though, were you? 1199 01:16:42,431 --> 01:16:44,593 Ass and legs. 1200 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,217 Look who's talking. 1201 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:54,478 Do you know why I used to get so angry with you? 1202 01:16:55,444 --> 01:16:58,278 Oh, I wouldn't settle down. 1203 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:03,950 'Cause you were always so happy... about everything. 1204 01:17:05,371 --> 01:17:06,862 I was? 1205 01:17:07,873 --> 01:17:10,331 I found it rather unrealistic. 1206 01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:15,753 Your type. 1207 01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:18,840 Very nice. Mmm. 1208 01:18:56,941 --> 01:19:00,059 - You want children? - Oh, I don't really think about it that much. 1209 01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:04,863 I mean, there's so much to do and so many places to go while I'm still free. 1210 01:19:04,949 --> 01:19:07,441 You know, um, unattached. 1211 01:20:55,559 --> 01:20:56,970 We're kiddin' ourselves. 1212 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:00,562 We are? 1213 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:05,316 You know, last night I had a dream. 1214 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,779 I was, uh, 50 years old, 1215 01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:13,074 and, uh, I was supposed to meet Jill at the shop. 1216 01:21:15,454 --> 01:21:17,241 Ooh. 1217 01:21:17,331 --> 01:21:18,947 Scared the hell out of me. 1218 01:21:20,584 --> 01:21:21,620 Why? 1219 01:21:26,173 --> 01:21:29,382 I can't imagine being with Jill when I'm 50 years old. 1220 01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:39,225 I can't imagine not being with you. 1221 01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:38,526 Two weeks from tomorrow. 1222 01:22:42,624 --> 01:22:44,616 You're kidding. 1223 01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,372 Really? 1224 01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,170 Uh, I really don't know how to say this, 1225 01:22:52,259 --> 01:22:55,423 but... would you like to come home with me? 1226 01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:14,399 Hi. 1227 01:23:15,282 --> 01:23:17,319 Hi! 1228 01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:18,945 Come on in. 1229 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:22,488 Yeah? 1230 01:23:22,581 --> 01:23:24,823 Why not, huh? 1231 01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,592 You know, we really shouldn't leave that poor man here by himself. 1232 01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:41,764 Les? He wouldn't know the difference. 1233 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:44,092 I know, but still, let's go tell him we're gonna go, huh? 1234 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:45,768 - Well, uh... - Come on. 1235 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:48,642 Uh, say... 1236 01:23:49,608 --> 01:23:50,689 What is it, man? 1237 01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:54,689 - Where can I get a towel? - Over by the tennis court. 1238 01:23:58,909 --> 01:24:00,320 Thanks. 1239 01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:29,763 Oh. 1240 01:24:36,989 --> 01:24:38,480 - Uh, Les, Les. - Shh. 1241 01:24:40,367 --> 01:24:42,359 That's what I call fucking. 1242 01:24:46,957 --> 01:24:48,323 Am I right, or am I right? 1243 01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:52,752 Come on, Les. Let's get out of here. 1244 01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:08,017 Oh, my God. 1245 01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:13,310 - You bastard! - Oh, hey. Where've you been? 1246 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:15,187 We've been looking everywhere for you. 1247 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:18,566 You... son of a bitch! 1248 01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:20,271 Jill? 1249 01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:22,694 Baby? 1250 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:29,410 Oh, Jesus, what should I do? Uh, I better... I better go get her. Wait here. 1251 01:25:29,499 --> 01:25:31,866 Wait here. Jill! 1252 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:33,872 Jill! 1253 01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:36,670 Honey. Jill! 1254 01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:43,632 Jill! 1255 01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:37,648 Jackie? Honey? 1256 01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:40,194 Shit. 1257 01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:42,770 Jackie? 1258 01:26:44,032 --> 01:26:45,193 Jackie! 1259 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,202 Jackie! 1260 01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:55,787 Jackie! 1261 01:26:58,964 --> 01:27:00,375 Jackie! 1262 01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:18,059 Jill? 1263 01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:23,273 Jill? 1264 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:34,364 Oh. Yeah, this is George Roundy speaking. 1265 01:27:34,458 --> 01:27:37,246 And I left a message there a little earlier for Jackie. 1266 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:39,543 Has she picked it up yet? 1267 01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:41,120 Uh-huh. 1268 01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:47,335 No. No, just tell her I called twice. Thank you. 1269 01:28:27,594 --> 01:28:29,677 - Want me to come in with you? - No. 1270 01:28:30,597 --> 01:28:33,214 - Well, I'll call you in a few minutes, okay? - All right. 1271 01:28:56,289 --> 01:28:58,121 I don't want to fight, George. 1272 01:28:58,208 --> 01:29:01,827 I don't want to fight either. Look. Uh, I-I'm sorry. 1273 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,207 Bullshit. 1274 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:08,792 - Why didn't he come in? - Because I didn't want him to. 1275 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:12,085 Well, I hope he doesn't mind me being here. Did you get a job out of it at least? 1276 01:29:13,014 --> 01:29:15,006 I'd like you to leave now. 1277 01:29:16,893 --> 01:29:18,773 And take this with you. 1278 01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:23,514 Where did this come from? 1279 01:29:23,608 --> 01:29:25,691 Who knows? I'm sure you don't. 1280 01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:28,485 But if it'll help any, I found it in your bed. 1281 01:29:31,658 --> 01:29:34,196 Obviously, there were others. Weren't there? 1282 01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:38,787 Obviously. 1283 01:29:38,874 --> 01:29:40,615 - How many? - What do you want to know for? 1284 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:42,812 - Because I want to know. That's all. - What difference does it make? 1285 01:29:42,836 --> 01:29:47,547 Because... I don't want girls looking at me and knowing and me not knowing. 1286 01:29:47,632 --> 01:29:49,569 - Please don't do this. - No, it'll help me, really. 1287 01:29:49,593 --> 01:29:50,862 - Please? - It'll help me if you tell me. 1288 01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:51,717 How? 1289 01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:54,716 Because I'll know that you've lied to me all along. 1290 01:29:55,765 --> 01:29:58,553 And I'll know that you're incapable of love, 1291 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:00,054 and that'll help me. 1292 01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:15,532 If it'll do any good, 1293 01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:18,327 I just... You know, I-I have... 1294 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:21,247 - You really want to know? - Yes. 1295 01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:26,619 There were a couple of... I mean, there were, uh... 1296 01:30:26,713 --> 01:30:29,956 Jesus. I-I-I... There were just... 1297 01:30:32,719 --> 01:30:34,551 Let's face it. I fucked them all. 1298 01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:37,342 I mean, that's what I do. 1299 01:30:37,432 --> 01:30:39,173 That's why I went to beauty school. 1300 01:30:39,267 --> 01:30:42,726 I mean, they were always there, and I can't... I-I just... I-I... 1301 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:45,350 Uh, you know, I-I... 1302 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:48,558 I don't know what I'm apologizing for. So sometimes I fuck 'em. 1303 01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:54,071 I... I go into that shop, and they're so great-looking. You know? 1304 01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:57,776 And I... And I... I'm doing their hair, and they feel great, and they smell great. 1305 01:30:57,869 --> 01:31:00,723 Or I could be out in the street, you know, and I just stop at a stoplight, 1306 01:31:00,747 --> 01:31:02,784 or go into an elevator, or I... 1307 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:05,412 There's a, uh... beautiful girl. 1308 01:31:05,502 --> 01:31:07,118 I-I-I don't know. 1309 01:31:07,212 --> 01:31:09,329 I mean, that's it. It makes my day. 1310 01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:13,166 I mean, it makes me feel like I'm gonna live forever. 1311 01:31:14,344 --> 01:31:18,088 And as far as I'm concerned with what I've liked to have done at this point in my life, 1312 01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:20,673 I-I know I should have accomplished more, but I got no regrets. 1313 01:31:20,767 --> 01:31:23,851 I mean, Jesus, 'cause I-I... I mean, I, um... 1314 01:31:25,188 --> 01:31:27,020 I... 1315 01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:32,394 Maybe that means I don't love 'em. 1316 01:31:33,446 --> 01:31:35,859 Maybe it means I don't love you. I don't know. 1317 01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:39,779 Nobody's gonna tell me I don't like 'em very much. 1318 01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:46,449 Jesus. 1319 01:31:54,092 --> 01:31:55,583 Well. 1320 01:31:57,429 --> 01:31:58,920 I'm glad you told me. 1321 01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:09,684 And I wish you'd go now. 1322 01:32:50,607 --> 01:32:55,318 Hi. Um, no. No, no. Everything's fine, really. 1323 01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:18,211 The interim period between now and the inauguration 1324 01:33:18,301 --> 01:33:24,389 of any activity that may be helpful in bringing the peace for a while. 1325 01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:28,680 I also told him that, 1326 01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:31,228 as he finished his campaign, 1327 01:33:31,898 --> 01:33:34,140 I know exactly how he felt. 1328 01:33:34,234 --> 01:33:36,351 I know how it feels to lose a close one. 1329 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:39,312 How long you been here? 1330 01:33:39,405 --> 01:33:40,896 All night. 1331 01:33:42,325 --> 01:33:44,237 You live like a pig. 1332 01:33:45,787 --> 01:33:47,278 Yeah. 1333 01:33:48,248 --> 01:33:50,080 Kyle, wait outside. 1334 01:33:51,751 --> 01:33:55,870 Having lost a close one eightyears ago and having won a close one this year, 1335 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:58,923 I can say that winning's a lot more fun. 1336 01:33:59,008 --> 01:34:00,840 Who are those guys? 1337 01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:02,919 What do they look like? 1338 01:34:05,431 --> 01:34:08,048 You unhappy about something, Lester? 1339 01:34:08,601 --> 01:34:10,718 Sit down. 1340 01:34:10,812 --> 01:34:13,145 - Well, now, wait a minute... - I said sit down! 1341 01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:21,107 Now, George, either you admit it to my face, man to man, 1342 01:34:21,197 --> 01:34:23,189 or I'm gonna have them pound it out of you. 1343 01:34:23,283 --> 01:34:25,511 - And they do a hell of a job, believe me. - Yeah, I-I believe you. 1344 01:34:25,535 --> 01:34:27,527 All right, I want to know about it. 1345 01:34:28,246 --> 01:34:29,612 Ah, Jesus. 1346 01:34:29,706 --> 01:34:31,698 I want to know how a guy like you thinks. 1347 01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:34,875 Look, just have them put me away, or whatever they're gonna do. I'm... 1348 01:34:34,961 --> 01:34:37,314 What, do you get your kicks sneaking around behind people's backs, 1349 01:34:37,338 --> 01:34:39,079 taking advantage of them? 1350 01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:41,587 Is that your idea of being antiestablishment? 1351 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:43,668 I'm not antiestablishment. 1352 01:34:43,761 --> 01:34:46,001 Well, was it me? What, did you have something against me? 1353 01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:47,546 What, do you think I planned it? 1354 01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:49,723 Jackie, Felicia. Ugh. 1355 01:34:49,809 --> 01:34:51,471 Did they have something against me? 1356 01:34:51,561 --> 01:34:54,099 I'm sure you've done something they could be pissed off about. 1357 01:34:54,189 --> 01:34:56,101 Well, goddamn it, I want to hear it from you! 1358 01:34:56,191 --> 01:34:58,210 How am I going to tell you what they've got against you? 1359 01:34:58,234 --> 01:35:00,647 I mean, Christ, they're women, aren't they? 1360 01:35:00,737 --> 01:35:03,571 Do you ever listen to women talk, man? Do you? 1361 01:35:03,656 --> 01:35:05,426 'Cause I do till it's running out of my ears. 1362 01:35:05,450 --> 01:35:07,810 I mean, I'm on my feet all day long listening to women talk, 1363 01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:10,953 and they only talk about one thing... how some guy fucked them over. 1364 01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:14,407 That's all that's on their minds. That's all I ever hear about. 1365 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:16,583 Don't you know that? 1366 01:35:16,669 --> 01:35:19,457 Well, I follow your thinking on that. 1367 01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:22,665 I mean, face it. We're always trying to nail 'em, and they know it. 1368 01:35:22,759 --> 01:35:24,500 They don't like it. 1369 01:35:24,594 --> 01:35:26,586 They like it, and they don't like it. 1370 01:35:27,555 --> 01:35:30,514 It's got nothing to do with you, Lester. It just happened. 1371 01:35:31,768 --> 01:35:34,431 Felicia's got nothing to do but shop and get her hair done. 1372 01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:36,280 She's getting older, her daughter hates her. 1373 01:35:36,356 --> 01:35:37,847 Wait a minute. 1374 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,562 You think Lorna hates her? 1375 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:46,050 Oh, I don't think she hates her. I mean, she may resent her a little, but... 1376 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:49,488 - Are you kidding, man? She hates her. - Why? 1377 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:52,612 I mean, why is that? 1378 01:35:52,705 --> 01:35:54,697 How would I know? 1379 01:35:57,919 --> 01:35:59,410 I don't know. I... 1380 01:36:06,052 --> 01:36:08,760 You want a drink? 1381 01:36:08,846 --> 01:36:10,587 No, thanks. 1382 01:36:10,682 --> 01:36:12,890 - Have a drink. - Okay. Thanks. 1383 01:36:14,269 --> 01:36:16,761 Not a clean glass in the whole house. 1384 01:36:17,814 --> 01:36:19,601 Jesus Christ, what a way to live. 1385 01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:24,318 I never lived like this, not even when I was your age. 1386 01:36:25,029 --> 01:36:27,237 Not even when I never had a dime. 1387 01:36:30,326 --> 01:36:34,570 It's a hell of a way to treat a business partner, that's all I can say. 1388 01:36:34,664 --> 01:36:36,496 Who? 1389 01:36:36,582 --> 01:36:38,289 Me. 1390 01:36:38,376 --> 01:36:41,244 Hey, you were never gonna give me the money. 1391 01:36:41,796 --> 01:36:43,788 I was going to give you the money. 1392 01:36:44,549 --> 01:36:45,756 Probably I would have. 1393 01:36:47,468 --> 01:36:49,380 Shit, I don't know. 1394 01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:54,511 I don't know anything anymore. 1395 01:36:57,854 --> 01:36:59,766 But you never know, you know? 1396 01:36:59,856 --> 01:37:02,564 I mean, one minute you're here, and the next, pfft. 1397 01:37:03,234 --> 01:37:04,725 I wish... 1398 01:37:05,778 --> 01:37:10,398 I just wish I knew what the hell I was living for. 1399 01:37:10,491 --> 01:37:12,608 A teenager held up a sign... 1400 01:37:12,702 --> 01:37:14,318 "Bring Us Together." 1401 01:37:15,038 --> 01:37:21,456 And that will be the great objective of this administration at the outset... 1402 01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:23,918 to bring the American people together. 1403 01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:25,005 Hmm. 1404 01:37:25,089 --> 01:37:27,797 This will be an open administration. Open to new ideas. 1405 01:37:27,884 --> 01:37:29,500 You can lose it all, you know. 1406 01:37:29,594 --> 01:37:31,594 I mean, you can lose it all, no matter who you are. 1407 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:33,762 What's the sense of having it all? 1408 01:37:35,224 --> 01:37:37,591 Market went down ten points last week. 1409 01:37:37,685 --> 01:37:39,517 Goddamn Lyndon Johnson. 1410 01:37:40,772 --> 01:37:42,183 Yeah. Well... 1411 01:37:42,273 --> 01:37:44,731 We want to bring America together. 1412 01:37:44,817 --> 01:37:46,809 Maybe Nixon will be better. 1413 01:37:48,071 --> 01:37:51,155 What's the difference? They're all a bunch of jerks. 1414 01:37:54,494 --> 01:37:56,110 I don't know what to do with you. 1415 01:37:58,331 --> 01:38:00,698 I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. 1416 01:38:03,294 --> 01:38:05,752 At least you do what you want. 1417 01:38:05,838 --> 01:38:07,670 Me? I'm... 1418 01:38:07,757 --> 01:38:09,123 Shit. 1419 01:38:09,217 --> 01:38:11,083 What about Jackie? 1420 01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:15,011 Ah, never mind. She's nothing but a whore. 1421 01:38:15,098 --> 01:38:19,058 I go over there, I have a few drinks, I get my gun off, I'm through with her. 1422 01:38:19,143 --> 01:38:20,850 - Nothing but a whore. - Oh, no. 1423 01:38:20,937 --> 01:38:23,020 You could call everybody a whore. 1424 01:38:23,106 --> 01:38:26,315 She really likes you, Lester. It's not just the bread. 1425 01:38:27,819 --> 01:38:29,651 You think so? 1426 01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:31,896 Yes, I do. 1427 01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:33,981 Nah, I'm through with her. 1428 01:38:43,084 --> 01:38:47,829 Oh, uh, by the way, you want me to say hello to Lorna for you? 1429 01:38:52,176 --> 01:38:53,712 What the hell. Go easy on him. 1430 01:38:59,725 --> 01:39:02,433 - Just having a little fun, George. - Oh. 1431 01:39:04,021 --> 01:39:05,512 Come on, Hal. Let's go home. 1432 01:39:06,357 --> 01:39:09,065 Listen, I'll call you tomorrow about the shop. 1433 01:39:12,822 --> 01:39:14,438 Christ, I'm beat. 1434 01:39:23,749 --> 01:39:25,490 Devra? Devra. 1435 01:39:25,585 --> 01:39:28,480 I want you to call Jackie Shawn and keep trying her until you get her, okay? 1436 01:39:28,504 --> 01:39:30,712 Mrs. Schumann and Mrs. Young are both waiting for you. 1437 01:39:30,798 --> 01:39:32,755 Mrs. Young is kind of uptight. 1438 01:39:32,842 --> 01:39:34,754 She's on the Rolodex. Will you get her? 1439 01:39:34,844 --> 01:39:36,335 Sorry. 1440 01:39:37,346 --> 01:39:39,838 - Where's Mary? - She's with Norman. 1441 01:39:41,684 --> 01:39:44,768 I asked you to call Jackie. Would you do it, please? 1442 01:39:44,854 --> 01:39:47,221 - Mary's gonna have to wash you. - Not today. 1443 01:39:47,315 --> 01:39:50,315 What are you talking about now? What the hell is going on around here? Mary! 1444 01:39:50,902 --> 01:39:52,393 Mary? 1445 01:39:52,487 --> 01:39:54,695 Mary! I'm not the shampoo girl, you know. 1446 01:39:54,780 --> 01:39:57,509 Do you think you can give me a little help? What's the matter with Norman? 1447 01:39:57,533 --> 01:40:00,822 George, settle down. Norman's son was killed. 1448 01:40:02,747 --> 01:40:04,659 - Killed? - Car accident. 1449 01:40:13,382 --> 01:40:14,873 Near Oceanside. 1450 01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:18,627 He was on his way back to Camp Pendleton and, uh, it was foggy, 1451 01:40:18,721 --> 01:40:21,213 and some guy in his truck jumped the divider on the freeway. 1452 01:40:21,307 --> 01:40:23,014 It happened instantly. 1453 01:40:24,227 --> 01:40:25,718 Lord have mercy. 1454 01:41:01,973 --> 01:41:04,181 Just a minute. Almost ready. 1455 01:41:10,982 --> 01:41:12,974 Where you going? 1456 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,775 Oh! Um, you'll have to go. 1457 01:41:16,988 --> 01:41:19,275 - I gotta leave? - Oh, honey, you have to get out of here. 1458 01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:22,783 - Why? - Lester's on his way. 1459 01:41:24,745 --> 01:41:26,236 Where are you going? 1460 01:41:26,330 --> 01:41:28,697 Oh, please. We'll talk about it later, huh? 1461 01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:31,283 Well, honey, uh, about last night... 1462 01:41:31,377 --> 01:41:34,791 Oh, forget about last night. It's okay. We'll talk when I get back. 1463 01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:38,419 It's not okay. I mean, I want to talk now. Where are you going? 1464 01:41:38,509 --> 01:41:40,125 Look, either you leave or I leave. 1465 01:41:40,219 --> 01:41:43,219 But I don't want the two of us to be here when Lester arrives. I just don't. 1466 01:41:46,767 --> 01:41:48,474 That's him. 1467 01:41:52,523 --> 01:41:53,959 It's a cleaner. 1468 01:41:53,983 --> 01:41:55,724 That's it. Then I'm leaving. 1469 01:42:02,617 --> 01:42:03,983 Honey. 1470 01:42:04,076 --> 01:42:05,192 Oh! 1471 01:42:06,954 --> 01:42:08,490 Cleaners! 1472 01:42:08,581 --> 01:42:09,742 Honey? 1473 01:42:10,416 --> 01:42:13,329 Honey? 1474 01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:48,796 - You're gonna kill me. - Honey? 1475 01:43:48,889 --> 01:43:50,801 What are you trying to do? 1476 01:43:54,103 --> 01:43:55,844 I want you to marry me. 1477 01:43:57,189 --> 01:44:01,524 I-I want to take care of you. I-I want you to have a baby with me. 1478 01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:04,193 Hey, I know I'm a fuckup, but I'll take care of you. 1479 01:44:04,238 --> 01:44:05,918 I'll make you happy. I swear to God I will. 1480 01:44:07,074 --> 01:44:08,565 Huh? 1481 01:44:09,034 --> 01:44:11,117 Honey? 1482 01:44:11,203 --> 01:44:12,785 What do you think? 1483 01:44:16,333 --> 01:44:18,245 It's too late. 1484 01:44:18,753 --> 01:44:20,731 What do you mean it's too late? We're not dead yet. 1485 01:44:20,755 --> 01:44:22,291 That's the only thing that's too late. 1486 01:44:24,842 --> 01:44:26,333 Lester's left Felicia. 1487 01:44:26,427 --> 01:44:29,295 We're going to Acapulco on the four o'clock flight. 1488 01:44:29,388 --> 01:44:31,004 He's asked me to marry him. 1489 01:44:35,352 --> 01:44:36,593 Well... 1490 01:44:39,315 --> 01:44:40,806 Honey. 1491 01:44:42,818 --> 01:44:44,309 Honey, please. 1492 01:44:46,071 --> 01:44:47,278 Please, honey. 1493 01:44:48,949 --> 01:44:50,815 I... 1494 01:44:50,910 --> 01:44:52,321 Honey. 1495 01:44:53,579 --> 01:44:55,696 I... I... 1496 01:44:57,708 --> 01:45:00,041 I don't trust anybody but you. 1497 01:45:02,671 --> 01:45:04,162 Baby. 1498 01:45:32,910 --> 01:45:34,071 Lester's at the house. 1499 01:45:35,454 --> 01:45:37,286 Don't go, honey. Please don't. 1500 01:45:38,123 --> 01:45:40,763 But I have to go. I have to. I can't just leave him standing there. 1501 01:45:40,835 --> 01:45:43,669 Oh, I have to go. I have to... I have to go. 1502 01:47:07,838 --> 01:47:10,000 Well, the puppies are in the car. 1503 01:47:12,009 --> 01:47:17,300 I can't think of anything else, so... why don't we just take off, huh? 1504 01:47:18,766 --> 01:47:19,973 Okay? 114359