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Anyone watching thinking
we know fuck-all
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about knowing fuck-all about owt
needs to watch their back.
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So you've had your Labour
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high, literally,
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literally taking the grass
from its own roots!
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Now you've got your ConDemNation ...
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Liberals noshing Tories
like altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national fucking
stroke, or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
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we live in Manchester,
and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown,
necking mushrooms rarely found.
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This green and pleasant
land in ancient times...
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yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak,
yak, yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
This is our England now.
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Paaaarty!
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Sync and corrected by APOLLO
www.addic7ed.com
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Clearer with number one...
or number two?
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'Society is dead.
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'It was all a big fucking lie
anyway, so save your tears.
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'Don't mourn.
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'Schools, hospitals, pensions,
care for the wrinklies,
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'all that "cradle to the grave"
shite was just an expensive luxury.
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'What were we thinking?
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'We are animals.
It is survival of the fittest.
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'To paraphrase the one good Scouser,
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'I don't believe in government.
I don't believe in society.
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'I just believe in me.'
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Straight ahead.
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Noble profession, optician.
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Helping the blind to see,
windows to the soul.
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There's more money in dentistry,
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but I didn't get the grades,
so here I am,
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living the dream.
One of the girls will help you pick
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some frames
from our own-brand range.
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Beg pardon?
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Your prescription.
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Oh, no, you don't understand,
doctor.
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The dole sent me down here.
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That's... not... possible.
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It's fact.
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I'm not of the four-eyed persuasion.
I'm strong. Me against...
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I've got the constitution of an ox.
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An ox that needs glasses.
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There's fuck-all wrong with my eyes,
so get serious.
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Put your breasts away and look again
with your little torch,
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and see if we can't get it
right this time.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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LAUGHTER
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Very fucking funny.
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How can a piss-stained tramp like
you be too vain to wear glasses?
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It's not vanity.
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Yeah, and a wash wouldn't go amiss!
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Fuck off, you chimp!
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All right, knock it on the head.
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Come on, we're only having a joke.
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Fuck off!
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Ooh, have we hurt your feelings?
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How was the graduation?
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Brilliant ceremony.
All dresses and gowns
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and hats like the Royal Wedding,
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but without the inbreeding.
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Magical, pregnancy. It's brilliant.
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Oh, it's a hoot.
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Do you mind if I have a little rub?
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Fire in, everyone else does.
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Good to have a graduate in the family.
White collar worker, respectable.
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Is that what it's about,
respectability?
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You're asking the wrong person.
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You dirty bastard!
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I hope he appreciates
all this effort.
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Buzzin'. Best day of my life.
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Got to go.
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Come on, stay for another drink.
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Yeah, don't go!
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His mates are throwing a party
for him.
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Yeah, my mates.
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♪ THEME FROM 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
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I graduated.
I'm a qualified teacher.
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Mammoth.
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Mates? Fuck it,
they can wait an hour.
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CHEERING
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Cheers, everyone!
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Here's to the class of 2012.
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You all right, love?
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Yeah. Must have got caught up
with his classmates.
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Did you tell him
you were planning a do?
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Thought he'd pick up on my hints.
Clearly not.
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His phone goes straight
to voicemail.
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Poor cow's in denial.
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What of?
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That her man's an arsehole.
Thank fuck we're normal, son, eh?
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For fuck's sake,
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look in the mirror before you
come out the toilet, will you?
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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How about some porky pig?
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Oh, vanity, thy name is salmonella.
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Jesus Christ! What the fuck,
Nosferatu?
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If you're trawling the night
for the blood of virgins,
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you'll have a long wait round here.
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I have the sweats, and you're lucky
I do. If you could read,
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you'd see that meat's not
fit for human consumption.
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I was saving it for theducks.
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Ducks can't eat bacon.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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And aren't you a bit
past your own sell-by
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to be self-conscious
about wearing glasses?
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I am not self-conscious.
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Bollocks. You're like a teenager
who's been told not to pop his zits.
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We do have mirrors.
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I am aware that energy expended on
vanity's largely wasted on my part,
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kind though it is of you
to point it out.
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So, what?
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I cannot be weak.
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I know what they think round here.
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You've seen how they treat me.
Laugh, point, kick, rob.
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Not many tears shed when
I fell in the Jockey, was there?
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Sticks and stones.
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It's only because I have this, yeah?
This.
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Faculties. Senses, head, body.
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If I'm strong,
they can do whatever they like,
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but they cannot penetrate.
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I am immune.
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And wearing glasses
fractures your superhero defences?
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Spectacles, hearing aids, walking
sticks, prosthetic limbs. These...
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these...
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place me on a very slippery slope.
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If I am weak...
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I will not survive.
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Yeah, we open at seven. Doesn't mean
I want to be out of my pit at seven.
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What time do you have, Feeney?
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Just gone half past the hour, Miss.
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Begin.
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Right, lads, not much time. You know
the drill. You, number 10. You, 11.
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Remember, be firm.
Get straight to the point.
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Leave them in no doubt.
They'll be glad of it.
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God in heaven, you'll have
the thing off its hinges!
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Don't open the door at this time
of the morning, it can only be...
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Operation New Start.
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DSS Gestapo.
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These are court-signed documents
ordering you
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to vacate these premises
with immediate effect.
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You're being evicted.
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All right, all right!
Keep your hair on...
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so I can scalp you
when I open the fucking door.
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Can we come in?
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No. It's not even nine yet.
What's going on?
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We've been evicted.
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Who has?
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All of us.
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Now, they can't search the house.
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We've still got
some human rights left
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in this fucking dictatorship
of the moderate.
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So we don't need to
flush the drugs, then?
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No, we're safe... what drugs?
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You stupid...
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If the place wasn't swarming with
suits, I'd strip-search you,
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you little bastard.
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What are you doing?
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Make noise, move about.
Be several children.
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Keep the noise down, will you?
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We've got guests. Bloody 'ell, kids.
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Mayhem up there.
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Oh, hello.
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He still doesn't get it, Miss.
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Stop calling me "Miss".
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It's creepy, like I invented you
in a fucking lab.
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Sorry, Mi...
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So... Aidan Croker,
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14, should be upstairs.
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And this little angel
should be Stella.
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Are you enjoying your...
your breakfast?
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Prawn Cocktail. Loves her seafood,
so she does.
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Right, so no other children,
is that correct?
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Or are you suggesting
there are some more up there?
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THUDDING UPSTAIRS
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Yeah, just the one.
But he puts himself about a bit.
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This is a multi-agency operation,
Mr Gallagher.
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Department of Work and Pensions,
local council,
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HMRC, environmental health,
the police.
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That's not fair!
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In the past, people have relied
on the left hand not knowing
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what the right hand is doing.
Not any more.
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You can't put people out
on the street. A child, a cripple.
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A geriatric fucking cripple.
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No, it's a broad remit.
Premises inspection,
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checking that claimants are getting
all they're entitled to...
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Or not.
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And in some very extreme cases,
I am sorry to say,
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the serving of eviction papers
to those individuals who have
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repeatedly ignored
the wishes of the court.
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What court?
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"Gallagher, Vernon Francis,
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"has failed to answer
a variety of charges
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"relating to benefit and council tax
fraud, amongst other things."
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Well, nobody told me.
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We have to look at this
as an opportunity.
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It frees you from that cycle
of debt and dependency,
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free to pursue a new start.
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Temporary accommodation for you and
the boy. Make sure and call ahead.
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St Helens?!
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Do you get that sense of freedom...
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being evicted so you can go forth
and fulfil your potential?
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See it as an opportunity to give up
the fags for good. Change your life!
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Fuck off, you bastard.
Look what you've done to me
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I'll never fit any of my clothes
again.
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In the delivery room, I want you
there,
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with an extra-strength filter tipped
and a Zippo, ready to go.
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I don't care whether they've
snipped the umbilical or not!
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Grub up.
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All nice and healthy for the baby.
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Cosy!
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How's the flat hunt going, Micky?
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Oh, I've not started yet, y'know,
been a bit busy.
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Life just takes over, doesn't?
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You know what they say,
two's company.
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Four's a party.
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I can't believe I'm going to be
called "Uncle Micky" again.
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Not... by blood.
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No, but we're roomies, so she can
call me that if she wants.
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I just called her "She"!
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Just gonna have a dump,
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kick me
mates out the spare room.
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We have got to get him
out of this fucking house.
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He won't take the hint.
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Maybe we could move.
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I better get going.
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What you flogging today?
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DVDs, bit of weed, fags,
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homebrew, viagra, toastie makers...
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they can't get
enough of the fucking toastie makers.
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OMG, come and have a look at
this Kel it's absolutely enormous!
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What time is it?
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Something's up,
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people running about all
over the place.
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When did I get in?
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About four.
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I got caught up, I'm sorry.
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Tomorrow's chip paper.
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I'm off, you better think about how
you're going to make this up to me.
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You're totally up shit creek.
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Enough!
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You're like a herd
of geese, squawk, squawk, squawk!
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Gaggle.
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What?
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S'not a "herd of geese",
it's a "gaggle of geese".
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You wouldn't say "a flock of dogs",
would you?
252
00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:01,001
Half six this morning
bailiffs turned up.
253
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,121
DWP, who's that,
what's it stand for?
254
00:16:03,122 --> 00:16:06,081
LOUD CHATTING
255
00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:09,321
Any idea what they're going
on about?
256
00:16:09,322 --> 00:16:11,561
Don't know, don't care.
257
00:16:11,562 --> 00:16:15,041
Can't hang around here,
tell you that for no charge.
258
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:19,041
Where else are they supposed to go?
259
00:16:19,722 --> 00:16:23,721
Fine, I'll go
and see what's going on.
260
00:16:39,322 --> 00:16:43,241
I presume there's a story here.
261
00:16:43,242 --> 00:16:45,361
Good night, was it?
262
00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:47,281
Yeah.
263
00:16:47,282 --> 00:16:51,281
Your missus put on a decent spread,
it's a pity you missed it.
264
00:16:51,922 --> 00:16:55,801
She's a good woman, don't fuck it
up, I speak from experience.
265
00:16:55,802 --> 00:16:58,321
I'll make it up to her.
What's going on?
266
00:16:58,322 --> 00:17:00,201
Uh, arresting folk for false
claims.
267
00:17:00,202 --> 00:17:02,641
Half the estate'll be in jail.
268
00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:03,961
I think that's the plan.
269
00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:06,321
Well, you know,
if you can't do the time, eh?
270
00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:07,961
POLICE SIRENS
271
00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:11,961
Dick.
272
00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:17,161
What's the story, Ches?
273
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:21,161
Don't know, stormtroopers,
occupied territory.
274
00:17:29,802 --> 00:17:31,161
Step back, please.
275
00:17:31,162 --> 00:17:34,081
I'm a local business owner...
got a couple of questions.
276
00:17:34,082 --> 00:17:38,081
Let her through.
277
00:17:39,522 --> 00:17:41,561
Can I ask what's going on?
278
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,481
You are...?
279
00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:46,241
Karen Maguire I run a pub
just up the road.
280
00:17:46,242 --> 00:17:47,161
You are?
281
00:17:47,162 --> 00:17:50,081
Oh, I'm so sorry, Carmen Kenaway,
Care Kenaway Solutions.
282
00:17:50,082 --> 00:17:52,761
I'm on secondment with
Operation New Start.
283
00:17:52,762 --> 00:17:54,721
You're evicting people?
284
00:17:54,722 --> 00:17:56,881
We provide support to those
who most need it.
285
00:17:56,882 --> 00:17:59,161
So... you're not evicting people?
286
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:03,081
Those defrauding government agencies
have all assistance suspended.
287
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,281
Including housing?
288
00:18:06,282 --> 00:18:06,881
Karen leave it.
289
00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:07,961
What?
290
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:11,561
We've got licenses to protect.
291
00:18:11,562 --> 00:18:15,561
Don't open the door, Benny.
Don't open the door!
292
00:18:15,722 --> 00:18:19,721
If you don't let them in,
they can't force entry...
293
00:18:23,882 --> 00:18:27,721
Two streets so far, seven families.
294
00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,361
It's got fuck all to do with us,
295
00:18:29,362 --> 00:18:31,561
the last thing
we need is to draw attention.
296
00:18:31,562 --> 00:18:32,841
They can't just evict people.
297
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,081
Pint, please.
298
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,081
Splitting families up, temporary
accommodation,
299
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,681
hostels, shelters all over the North
West.
300
00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:41,241
Wigan, St. Helens, Liverpool...
301
00:18:41,242 --> 00:18:43,281
That's worse than being homeless.
302
00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:45,961
Any chance of some fucking service,
down here?
303
00:18:45,962 --> 00:18:48,561
These families are in proper
trouble.
304
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,401
Everybody's got a sob story,
305
00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:52,881
so forgive me if I can't get worked
up about it.
306
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,441
I've got problems of my own,
307
00:18:54,442 --> 00:18:55,801
like where I'm going to house my
dependents.
308
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,561
Don't be stupid, we've put
Patty in our spare room.
309
00:18:58,562 --> 00:18:59,561
I've got Aidan at ours.
310
00:18:59,562 --> 00:19:03,561
And we've got Stella.
311
00:19:07,562 --> 00:19:09,561
Well, don't all rush at once.
312
00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:10,321
Maybe if you weren't such a...
313
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:11,961
I scrub up!
314
00:19:11,962 --> 00:19:14,081
A cunt, I think
she was going to say.
315
00:19:14,082 --> 00:19:15,561
You can't wash that off.
316
00:19:15,562 --> 00:19:19,561
Well, fuck the lot of you.
317
00:19:24,642 --> 00:19:26,561
Hello, officer.
318
00:19:26,562 --> 00:19:29,761
I heard you were coming back.
Well, good luck.
319
00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:32,041
They're not gonna make it easy.
320
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:34,041
So, what's happened?
321
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:38,001
No one told you?
You've been evicted Carl.
322
00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,611
Patty's bunking at ours,
323
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,481
Aidan and Stella are staying
at the Maguire's, so everyone's safe.
324
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,321
And dad?
325
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:47,961
I'm sure we can make space for you.
326
00:19:47,962 --> 00:19:49,401
I'm OK, thanks.
327
00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:50,681
I'll sort something.
328
00:19:50,682 --> 00:19:54,681
We'll have few drinks later,
celebrate you being back?
329
00:20:15,962 --> 00:20:19,961
Oh, the prodigal Pig returns.
330
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:21,561
You let us get evicted?
331
00:20:21,562 --> 00:20:24,801
Move along you're not fit company.
332
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:26,281
Oh, so, this is the plan?
333
00:20:26,282 --> 00:20:30,281
Live rough,
sup the breakfast of champions?
334
00:20:32,322 --> 00:20:34,041
How could you do this to me?
335
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,081
To you?!
336
00:20:35,082 --> 00:20:39,081
Yes, to me, remember,
the one who brought you up.
337
00:20:39,962 --> 00:20:43,841
Fucking shame of it what have
I done to deserve this?
338
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,041
It's a good job.
339
00:20:45,042 --> 00:20:47,161
You're a police officer.
340
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,641
Fucking hell!
341
00:20:48,642 --> 00:20:52,041
Yeah, fucking hell, yeah!
One of them.
342
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,321
Yeah, I am.
343
00:20:53,322 --> 00:20:56,168
Job, pension, purpose.
344
00:20:58,362 --> 00:21:02,361
You're no son of mine.
345
00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:07,481
Oh, I'm devastated.
346
00:21:11,762 --> 00:21:13,521
Has he joined the coppers?
347
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,521
Ah, I don't know.
348
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,241
Hello, hello, hello.
349
00:21:26,242 --> 00:21:29,281
Y'all right?
Thought I might get a bite to eat.
350
00:21:29,282 --> 00:21:31,601
Where've you been haven't
seen you in ages?
351
00:21:31,602 --> 00:21:33,961
Doing my training.
352
00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:36,401
You know that I've joined the...?
353
00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:37,561
You bastard.
354
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,201
Welcome back, mate.
355
00:21:39,202 --> 00:21:42,001
Besides not like they brainwashed
you is it?
356
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,641
You're still one of us.
357
00:21:43,642 --> 00:21:45,281
Yeah, course.
358
00:21:45,282 --> 00:21:47,561
Look at you, all grown up!
359
00:21:47,562 --> 00:21:51,281
Where's the handcuffs
and the truncheon?
360
00:21:51,282 --> 00:21:54,641
Don't graduate till next week,
get all the gear then.
361
00:21:54,642 --> 00:21:57,521
I'm hoping
they'll let me bring a taser home.
362
00:21:57,522 --> 00:22:00,961
Where are you crashing?
363
00:22:00,962 --> 00:22:03,481
Don't know yet... just saw my Dad...
364
00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:06,651
Stay with us
the more the merrier at the minute.
365
00:22:06,674 --> 00:22:07,673
You sure?
366
00:22:07,698 --> 00:22:08,737
Yeah, course.
367
00:22:08,738 --> 00:22:10,577
C'mon, grab a box while you're at it.
368
00:22:10,726 --> 00:22:13,487
Don't worry about that, mate,
on you go.
369
00:22:34,362 --> 00:22:36,361
Jesus Christ!
370
00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:39,081
How long FERRET have you been
stood there for?
371
00:22:39,082 --> 00:22:42,081
Long enough to know you're
a fucking weirdo.
372
00:22:42,082 --> 00:22:44,361
Pot, kettle CUNT black.
373
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:47,281
I don't like you being here
you should go.
374
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,721
I've got a message.
375
00:22:48,722 --> 00:22:49,601
Like Jesus?
376
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,401
What?
377
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:52,001
Derren Brown? Magdalene?
378
00:22:52,002 --> 00:22:56,001
No, fuckwit, for you.
379
00:22:59,162 --> 00:23:01,401
And my ex.
380
00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:03,441
Should I write it down?
381
00:23:03,442 --> 00:23:07,441
You've got a babby coming,
and I know how much she wants that.
382
00:23:08,682 --> 00:23:12,681
And, it's not the babby's fault
she's the spawn of a mental midget.
383
00:23:15,682 --> 00:23:16,793
You said 'she'.
384
00:23:16,848 --> 00:23:18,497
Yes I did, didn't I?
385
00:23:19,522 --> 00:23:23,481
For what it's worth,
I don't wish you harm.
386
00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:27,481
There'll be no trouble from me.
387
00:23:29,962 --> 00:23:33,001
You're losing the circulation
to your hand.
388
00:23:33,002 --> 00:23:37,001
Thank you. JAFFA!
389
00:23:44,562 --> 00:23:48,281
Choccy's too big!
You might have to open the door.
390
00:23:48,282 --> 00:23:49,961
Can you do that?
391
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:53,961
Oh! Wait a minute
I might have found another one.
392
00:23:59,122 --> 00:24:02,441
There's more than one way to skin a
cat, Feeney,
393
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:06,441
little bit of initiative.
394
00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:12,801
Hey, you're doing a good job.
395
00:24:12,802 --> 00:24:15,001
Time someone took this
place to task.
396
00:24:15,002 --> 00:24:16,469
And, er, what's your name?
397
00:24:16,508 --> 00:24:18,282
Jackson Powell.
Jackson Powell...
398
00:24:20,902 --> 00:24:23,816
What is it, Miss, what is it?
399
00:24:23,886 --> 00:24:26,161
Oh, you dirty bastard!
400
00:24:26,162 --> 00:24:27,561
Get up, get up!
401
00:24:27,562 --> 00:24:30,121
Isn't that the person
we saw this morning?
402
00:24:30,122 --> 00:24:32,961
I think it is, Miss, yes. Get Up!
403
00:24:32,962 --> 00:24:34,801
Feeney, Feeney, wait.
404
00:24:34,847 --> 00:24:36,870
This is an opportunity.
405
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,659
I mean, look at 'im.
How long's old Malky lived 'ere?
406
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,819
Don't remember a time when he didn't.
407
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:57,302
And have you ever seen him
put his hand in his pocket?
408
00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:01,859
Not once, the tight-fisted fucker!
409
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,539
He's been nursing that
for four hours. RIGHT!
410
00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:07,619
Time to get a shift on! Hooverville
won't build itself, y'know?
411
00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:08,339
What you doing?
412
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,419
They're getting a bit cosy.
413
00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:12,139
I told them they could crash 'ere!
414
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:14,299
Well, that can't be legal.
So un-tell them.
415
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:18,219
Tweet me, and complain.
416
00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:19,579
Like me Uncle Terry, that.
417
00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:22,939
This one time, he beat the
living shit out of my Aunty Sheila.
418
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:23,939
Did she deserve it?
419
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:24,979
What?
420
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:27,419
Did she deserve the beating?
421
00:25:27,420 --> 00:25:31,339
I don't know, I was only little.
Anyway that's not the story... Argh!
422
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:33,699
She didn't deserve it,
because hitting a woman
423
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,459
isneveracceptable, understand?
424
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:40,179
This is an important lesson for you,
since you've married our Mam.
425
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:42,819
I understand! I do!
426
00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:45,219
Give it a proper wash!
427
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,659
Hey!
428
00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:49,219
Got a few kegs I need to shift
up from the cellar.
429
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,699
Give us a hand?
Earn your keep while you're 'ere.
430
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:55,699
Yeah, no probs.
431
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:57,859
What was that for?
432
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,779
You've made summat of yourself.
433
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:03,779
And you don't let anybody
fuck it up for you.
434
00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:14,019
So...
435
00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:16,419
How are we gonna make
this work, then?
436
00:26:16,420 --> 00:26:17,859
How d'you mean?
437
00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:20,219
Monthly retainer.
438
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:24,059
Little bit extra if we need
something more specific.
439
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:27,059
Fuck off! I'm a probationer
for two years!
440
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,299
I'll be mainly making cuppas and
having the piss taken out of me.
441
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:33,139
Yeah, well, call it a long-term
investment, then.
442
00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:37,139
You'll be able to buy yourself
a nice little runaround before long.
443
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:41,219
Look, I'll never land you in it, J.
You know that.
444
00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,579
But I'll always be me own man.
445
00:26:43,580 --> 00:26:45,809
We can't talk about this again.
446
00:26:49,260 --> 00:26:52,219
Besides, half of these are
doubled-up, you tight bastard!
447
00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,979
Yeah, couldn't get to the
fucking bank before it shut,
448
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,459
could I?
449
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:57,099
So what we shifting?
450
00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:01,099
These big bastards over 'ere.
451
00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:08,779
Hey, they don't skimp on expenses
for the corporate raiders, d'they?
452
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:13,179
I won't lie to you.
So you feeling better?
453
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:16,299
What? I regard you bringing me
here as a hostile action.
454
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,739
You were destitute!
You ungrateful pig.
455
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:20,379
Temporarily, I think you'll find!
456
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:24,019
Daniella! Please excuse Mrs Feeney.
We're a very close team,
457
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,059
and she's naturally protective.
458
00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:29,779
"Mrs?" Really?
Somebody need a passport?
459
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:33,259
Er, would you leave us, please?
460
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:37,259
So, Frank, I am curious.
461
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:42,259
Were there no family that
could take you in? No friends?
462
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:44,939
Social evolution in practice.
463
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:46,499
What?
464
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,019
I wear glasses.
465
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:51,219
Right?
466
00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:53,539
These. Slippery slope.
467
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:57,499
Galapagos Islands round our way.
If you're weak, you'll be savaged.
468
00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:01,019
If I am fucking, this, man!
469
00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:04,659
Cunts in this place will eat me
alive, without a second thought.
470
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:05,779
Thanks to you lot!
471
00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:07,059
My lot?
472
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,419
Oh, come on, don't pretend
you're "Of the people."
473
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:14,419
Your fucking shoes alone would buy
a three-bed semi in my street(!)
474
00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:17,299
Come on! People are, y'know,
475
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:21,299
they're tired of this "them and us"
mentality, aren't they?
476
00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:25,899
Always seems to be the Old Etonians
477
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:29,219
telling the rest we live
in a classless society
478
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:33,099
as they pass laws to deregulate
around their investments.
479
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:36,019
The old divides don't apply.
480
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,419
It's about survival, nowadays.
481
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:41,179
Hey, your neighbours weren't slow
to cast you out, hmm?
482
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:44,379
D'you think they're worried about
what's become of you now?
483
00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:46,099
I suspect not.
484
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,619
We want the same thing.
485
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:50,979
You scratch my back...
486
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:54,499
Oh, God!
487
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,299
Well, I wondered when
this was coming up.
488
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,059
OK.
489
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:04,059
No more free lunches, eh?
490
00:29:05,740 --> 00:29:09,419
Oh! I was thinking more...
491
00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:12,699
information, and less...
492
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:16,699
penis.
493
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,779
Derek Molinari.
494
00:29:21,780 --> 00:29:24,899
What a fucking chancer!
495
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:28,539
Punches in for his shift
at Meinhoffer's.
496
00:29:28,540 --> 00:29:29,859
Ching!
497
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:33,859
And then heads out to the bookies
all day,
498
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:39,019
only stepping out to sign-on
every Thursday.
499
00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:42,659
Bet he's not the worst!
500
00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:46,659
Oh, not by a long shot!
501
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:51,099
I tell you who's a lying twat!
He never shares his smokes.
502
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:54,939
Biscuit-arse Pettigrew.
503
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:57,779
Ronnie, to his mother.
504
00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:01,779
Apart from 'aving BO that could
fell a fucking buffalo at 20 paces,
505
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:07,539
he's claiming on four
different addresses.
506
00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,819
And does he share
the goodies around?
507
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:15,819
Did Jesus have a rubber cross?
508
00:30:20,060 --> 00:30:22,659
Thought I was going to
run out of tape.
509
00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:24,819
Would you like me to have
your room cleared?
510
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:27,739
That's not my room!
Ooh, I wouldn't let that stench
511
00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:30,219
anywhere near the place
where I lay my head.
512
00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:31,939
No, I'm over here.
513
00:30:31,940 --> 00:30:35,939
OK, would you like a wake-up call,
Miss? I could bring you a coffee?
514
00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:45,299
(If you were mine,
515
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:49,299
(I'd have a cast made
of your magnificent breasts,
516
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:54,099
(and this tongue would probe
517
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:59,459
(and plunge deep... )
518
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:03,459
Front-bottom, not back...
519
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:05,339
Did you say something?
520
00:31:05,340 --> 00:31:08,059
No, Miss, I was just
thinking, erm...
521
00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:09,139
Night, Feeney.
522
00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:13,139
Good night, Miss.
523
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:18,099
DOG BARKING
524
00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:20,179
What the fuck?
525
00:31:20,180 --> 00:31:22,099
Argh, I don't carry cash!
526
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:25,859
Me arse isn't clean!
527
00:31:25,860 --> 00:31:29,859
(MICKY LAUGHS LOUDLY)
528
00:31:29,912 --> 00:31:30,951
Go on!
529
00:31:30,983 --> 00:31:31,742
TELEVISION BLARES
530
00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:34,899
Yes, Kelly?
531
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:37,899
(VOICE ON TELEVISION) All you're
planning to do is sit back
532
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:41,019
and carry on selling 100 quid's
worth of weed a week!
533
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:44,899
Micky, d'you mind? Can't be
doing with telly first thing.
534
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:48,579
Oh, it's brilliant, this one!
They get the DNA and they find out...
535
00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:50,899
There's no fucking milk!
536
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,379
Marty's got something to ask you.
537
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:53,859
Well, see, I...
538
00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:57,179
You need to move out.
539
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:58,219
What?
540
00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,699
We're nesting.
541
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:03,699
We need room for the baby, mate.
542
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:07,059
But I was gonna help you, you know.
543
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:09,139
Like the Three Musketeers.
544
00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:11,379
No, we're like the two musketeers,
and you're like a bloke
545
00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:15,379
who insists on crashing with us,
and won't take a fucking hint!
546
00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:17,419
You've been hinting?
547
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:20,619
In neon, with megaphones! Had a
biplane fly past the other day,
548
00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:23,659
trailing a banner. "Micky,
have the sense you were born with
549
00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:24,899
"and get the fuck out."
550
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:27,139
You're a brilliant flatmate...
551
00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:33,350
No, you're right.
Your needs are greater.
552
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,139
Don't be like that!
553
00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:38,219
I'll be gone in an hour.
554
00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:42,219
Think you were direct enough?
555
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:47,539
Why can't you crash
in the dormobile?
556
00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:51,499
Oh, I don't get the keys for that!
They know I'd sell the rust bucket!
557
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,499
Don't wash your gonads in the sink!
Other people have to brush
558
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,539
their teeth there!
559
00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,019
Where you gonna kip tonight?
560
00:32:57,020 --> 00:33:00,139
Wherever I lay my hat, son.
561
00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:02,659
I was born under a wandering star.
562
00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:05,339
I need no man. I am a rock.
563
00:33:05,340 --> 00:33:09,099
A rock? Frank, you're washing
yourself in me brother's gaffe,
564
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:13,099
and rolling on deodorant
supplied by the bollock-washer!
565
00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:15,699
Trust me, it's every man
for himself.
566
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:19,699
Only the strongest will survive.
567
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:23,619
Don't... Don't do that.
568
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:26,699
CHATTERING
569
00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,899
Keep your strength!
All for one, one for all.
570
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:33,899
You don't fool me
for a fucking minute!
571
00:33:41,940 --> 00:33:45,099
All right, Shane,
what's the abuse today?
572
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:49,099
Go on! Do your worst, I'm a big boy.
573
00:33:51,577 --> 00:33:52,827
You all right?
574
00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,473
I got you something.
575
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,419
What am I looking at?
576
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:13,630
All of 'em! Any one you like.
Might as well aim high.
577
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:16,139
Time to move on.
578
00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:17,339
Finally!
579
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:21,139
What if I don't want to?
I like it here.
580
00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:25,139
It's what we always said we'd do,
when I graduated.
581
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:31,299
I think we were wrong to want that.
582
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,499
I think we're right.
583
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:37,059
Mate, you need to make
the most of it while you can.
584
00:34:37,060 --> 00:34:39,019
Random drugs tests and all that.
585
00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:42,419
Fuck off!
586
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:46,219
Besides, I don't think I
can go through with it.
587
00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:47,259
What?
588
00:34:47,260 --> 00:34:49,379
Passing out ceremony.
589
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:53,379
So you did all the training,
but you're not gonna graduate?
590
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:55,019
What's the point in that?
591
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,419
I can't, not...
592
00:34:56,420 --> 00:34:58,739
Not without me Dad's blessing.
593
00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:01,099
Fuck your Dad!
594
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,859
If I go, who's gonna look after 'im?
595
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,099
Look, he's a survivor.
596
00:35:04,100 --> 00:35:06,899
If there's no-one there to
protect him from himself,
597
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:10,379
he'll be dead within 18 month.
598
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:13,299
I can't do that to him.
599
00:35:13,300 --> 00:35:16,979
I can't let him cut me off.
600
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:20,979
DOOR BANGS
601
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:28,899
Miss, no-one's answering their doors!
602
00:35:30,020 --> 00:35:33,899
DOOR SLAMS
603
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:37,899
I haven't the patience for this.
Call a town meeting.
604
00:35:38,020 --> 00:35:39,939
Put our cards on the table.
605
00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:41,739
Are you sure?
606
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:45,059
What we're doing is for the good
of these people.
607
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,907
It's time they understood that.
608
00:35:55,600 --> 00:36:01,336
That's 75% of benefit claims
in this area are fraudulent...
609
00:36:01,358 --> 00:36:05,197
They're not fraudulent, they're
rejected. There's a difference.
610
00:36:05,198 --> 00:36:07,809
Parliamentary procedure!
611
00:36:07,871 --> 00:36:09,676
Miss Kenaway has the floor.
612
00:36:09,707 --> 00:36:11,992
If you want to make an
interjection, approach the
613
00:36:11,993 --> 00:36:14,277
microphone and the chair
will recognise you.
614
00:36:18,078 --> 00:36:19,437
You heard me.
615
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,372
MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
616
00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:24,917
The thing is, you have got to
pay your way and, more importantly...
617
00:36:24,918 --> 00:36:26,877
Don't lose your head.
618
00:36:26,878 --> 00:36:27,997
This matters to me.
619
00:36:27,998 --> 00:36:29,077
Why?
620
00:36:29,078 --> 00:36:31,397
Because if I fuck them,
I fuck myself.
621
00:36:31,398 --> 00:36:34,037
I don't buy into all this
nobility bollocks.
622
00:36:34,038 --> 00:36:37,068
Yeah, you do. You can't fool me.
623
00:36:38,518 --> 00:36:40,117
I know you.
624
00:36:40,118 --> 00:36:42,357
But we can't go on like this.
625
00:36:42,358 --> 00:36:46,959
Less than 15% of residents pay
any council tax at all.
626
00:36:46,998 --> 00:36:48,677
No wonder!
Order!
627
00:36:48,678 --> 00:36:51,397
Why...
628
00:36:51,732 --> 00:36:55,731
Why should anyone pay
council tax round here?
629
00:36:55,758 --> 00:36:57,277
The state of the roads!
630
00:36:57,278 --> 00:36:59,717
Half the streetlights haven't
worked in a year.
631
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,357
APPLAUSE AND MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
632
00:37:02,358 --> 00:37:06,357
You're making my point for me.
The Chatsworth is a failed estate.
633
00:37:06,465 --> 00:37:09,357
It might be a shithole,
but it's our shithole!
634
00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:12,757
No-one wants to move here.
You can't expect the authorities
635
00:37:12,758 --> 00:37:15,037
to keep on throwing
good money after bad.
636
00:37:15,038 --> 00:37:16,917
Invest.
637
00:37:16,918 --> 00:37:20,317
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
638
00:37:20,318 --> 00:37:24,270
Right, OK, I know for a fact
that someone in this room
639
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:28,325
works at the Meinhoff brewery,
and is claiming disability benefit.
640
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:31,157
Someone else, lives in... Anchor Way,
641
00:37:31,158 --> 00:37:35,077
is claiming on
four separate addresses.
642
00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:40,177
Swing a cat, and you'll hit
half a dozen. That'snotthe point.
643
00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:42,903
Order!
644
00:37:42,935 --> 00:37:45,645
Well, what is the point?
645
00:37:46,553 --> 00:37:48,380
I'm waiting.
646
00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:53,903
Stop punishing people who can't
defend themselves.
647
00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:55,757
We're not punishing anyone.
648
00:37:55,758 --> 00:37:56,797
Yeah, you are.
649
00:37:56,798 --> 00:37:58,637
This places sticks in your craw
650
00:37:58,638 --> 00:38:01,157
because we're a dent on
the balance sheet.
651
00:38:01,158 --> 00:38:04,477
And the fucking balance sheet
is your god, correct?
652
00:38:04,478 --> 00:38:06,557
CHEERING
653
00:38:06,558 --> 00:38:08,917
This operation will continue
whether you co-operate or not.
654
00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:10,583
Fine.
655
00:38:12,739 --> 00:38:14,117
Bring it on.
656
00:38:14,118 --> 00:38:18,117
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
657
00:38:18,398 --> 00:38:19,797
You're barred!
658
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,317
Why do I get the feeling I've
just been set up?
659
00:38:21,318 --> 00:38:22,797
Because you have.
660
00:38:22,798 --> 00:38:24,357
Told you I knew you.
661
00:38:24,358 --> 00:38:26,571
You do realise we've just
declared war?
662
00:38:37,958 --> 00:38:39,517
Whatare you doing?
663
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,037
How d'you mean?
664
00:38:41,038 --> 00:38:42,877
I told you that stuff in confidence.
665
00:38:42,878 --> 00:38:46,037
You're the one who doesn't
believe in society.
666
00:38:46,038 --> 00:38:48,597
Doesn't mean I want to
join in the goose-stepping!
667
00:38:48,598 --> 00:38:51,157
Oh, this isn't about class.
668
00:38:51,158 --> 00:38:53,117
We're not the SS.
669
00:38:53,118 --> 00:38:55,877
It's about people
getting away with it.
670
00:38:55,878 --> 00:38:59,237
They bought shares in utilities,
and satellite dishes
671
00:38:59,238 --> 00:39:01,557
when the going was good.
672
00:39:01,558 --> 00:39:03,117
They?
673
00:39:04,336 --> 00:39:07,453
Who arethey?
674
00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:10,797
They are the people who might be
a little bit funny
675
00:39:10,798 --> 00:39:13,198
if they knew that you and me
had been chatting.
676
00:39:15,031 --> 00:39:19,030
Keep your ears open, Frank.
I want to know whattheyare doing.
677
00:39:24,964 --> 00:39:27,757
Shit.
678
00:39:28,798 --> 00:39:29,637
20 cigs. Come on.
679
00:39:29,638 --> 00:39:30,917
No.
680
00:39:30,918 --> 00:39:32,597
Why the fuck not?
681
00:39:32,598 --> 00:39:34,089
Cos you're a tosser.
682
00:39:34,152 --> 00:39:35,902
Serve him, Ches.
683
00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:40,357
It's all right, forget it.
I think I've just lost me craving.
684
00:39:40,358 --> 00:39:41,757
You should be proud of Carl.
685
00:39:41,758 --> 00:39:43,917
Proud? Proud?! Of that traitor?
686
00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:45,557
Yeah!
687
00:39:45,558 --> 00:39:46,837
Not the traitor bit, though.
688
00:39:46,838 --> 00:39:48,037
What is your problem?
689
00:39:48,038 --> 00:39:50,557
What, the truth? Yeah.
690
00:39:50,558 --> 00:39:54,117
You are not like
your brothers and sisters.
691
00:39:54,118 --> 00:39:58,117
You are destined for
far lesser things.
692
00:39:58,598 --> 00:39:59,797
Cheeky bastard.
693
00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:02,317
You were my one great hope.
694
00:40:02,318 --> 00:40:04,877
The salvation of my loins.
695
00:40:04,878 --> 00:40:07,757
We fuck up.
696
00:40:07,758 --> 00:40:09,837
We turn the other cheek.
We run away.
697
00:40:09,838 --> 00:40:11,717
It's our DNA.
698
00:40:11,718 --> 00:40:14,597
Rotten to the core.
Like father like son.
699
00:40:14,598 --> 00:40:16,037
I'm nothing like you.
700
00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:17,597
Ohhh!
701
00:40:17,598 --> 00:40:19,077
I'm not.
702
00:40:19,078 --> 00:40:21,117
Ohhh!
703
00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:25,117
What are you doing?
704
00:40:25,398 --> 00:40:26,717
You're freaking me out, you tit.
705
00:40:26,718 --> 00:40:28,157
This job won't last.
706
00:40:28,158 --> 00:40:30,322
The real you's in there
707
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,037
fighting to get out.
708
00:40:33,038 --> 00:40:37,037
And I am counting down the days...
709
00:40:43,238 --> 00:40:45,277
Know what gets me, though?
710
00:40:45,278 --> 00:40:49,117
Some fucker's grassing them up,
passing on details, and that.
711
00:40:49,118 --> 00:40:51,317
It's not right.
712
00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:52,997
I fucking hate grasses.
713
00:40:52,998 --> 00:40:55,637
Yeah, they know how to
treat them in Iraq and Iran,
714
00:40:55,638 --> 00:40:57,237
you know, in the Middle East.
715
00:40:57,238 --> 00:40:58,717
Cut their heads off, man...
716
00:40:58,718 --> 00:41:02,077
Wha-a-ahhh...
717
00:41:02,078 --> 00:41:04,677
No messing about.
718
00:41:04,678 --> 00:41:06,877
They decapitate you
for shopping someone?
719
00:41:06,878 --> 00:41:10,037
Yeah! Big, curly sword. Wha-tcha!
720
00:41:10,038 --> 00:41:11,517
They've got the right idea, mate.
721
00:41:11,518 --> 00:41:13,797
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
722
00:41:13,798 --> 00:41:17,557
The Irish,
they had the right idea.
723
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:21,557
They tarred and feathered the
informants, tied 'em to lampposts...
724
00:41:22,238 --> 00:41:24,437
Come on! Please.
725
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:27,517
Could get hypothermia.
726
00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:28,997
Fucking bird flu, maybe.
727
00:41:28,998 --> 00:41:30,317
Fuck off!
728
00:41:30,318 --> 00:41:34,317
Like turkeys at Christmas.
729
00:41:38,718 --> 00:41:40,077
Morning.
730
00:41:40,078 --> 00:41:41,397
Morning, sir.
731
00:41:41,398 --> 00:41:45,397
CHEERING
732
00:41:46,158 --> 00:41:47,517
Yeah, fuck off.
733
00:41:47,518 --> 00:41:49,637
Our very own little Che Guevara!
734
00:41:49,638 --> 00:41:50,897
Who's that?
735
00:41:50,898 --> 00:41:53,317
- The one on the T-shirts.
- Footballer?
736
00:41:53,318 --> 00:41:54,897
Yeah.
737
00:41:54,998 --> 00:41:58,997
What's your fucking hair like,
today?
738
00:42:03,518 --> 00:42:05,517
Where's Karen Maguire, please?
739
00:42:05,518 --> 00:42:06,357
Kiss my dick.
740
00:42:06,358 --> 00:42:08,397
Perhaps your mother has
better manners.
741
00:42:08,398 --> 00:42:11,837
I'll tear your fucking head off
and shit in your neck.
742
00:42:11,838 --> 00:42:13,597
I'm here.
743
00:42:13,598 --> 00:42:16,757
Your licence to sell alcohol
on these premises has suspended
744
00:42:16,758 --> 00:42:18,397
pending investigation.
745
00:42:18,398 --> 00:42:19,877
Investigation of what?
746
00:42:19,878 --> 00:42:23,557
Several possible contraventions
of the Licensing Act 2003,
747
00:42:23,558 --> 00:42:27,157
including letting patrons
spend the night at the location.
748
00:42:27,158 --> 00:42:29,157
You don't have the right
to serve these.
749
00:42:29,158 --> 00:42:31,158
Oh, this is a
multi-agency operation.
750
00:42:31,159 --> 00:42:33,157
It's tobacco and alcohol too.
It's across the board.
751
00:42:33,678 --> 00:42:36,557
Fine! Go ahead, suspend the licence.
752
00:42:36,558 --> 00:42:37,797
We'll give the drink away.
753
00:42:37,798 --> 00:42:38,717
CHEERING
What?!
754
00:42:38,718 --> 00:42:40,677
We'll give it away.
We can take the hit.
755
00:42:40,678 --> 00:42:44,677
This place doesn't close. Ever.
You won't starve us out.
756
00:42:46,318 --> 00:42:50,317
I'll have a triple voddie,
Rockefeller.
757
00:43:01,158 --> 00:43:03,037
Could you help me out, please?
758
00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:07,037
I've been in here since Tuesday.
759
00:43:10,278 --> 00:43:13,717
Could you not put a little more
on the deposit?
760
00:43:13,718 --> 00:43:16,517
For an extra 2,000
you could get this one.
761
00:43:16,518 --> 00:43:18,637
It has a downstairs toilet.
Be perfect for me.
762
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,717
You?
763
00:43:19,718 --> 00:43:22,797
You're going to have to
get used to the idea
764
00:43:22,798 --> 00:43:25,557
that this could be
a permanent living arrangement.
765
00:43:25,558 --> 00:43:28,757
You're welcome to stay until you
sort out alternative accommodation,
766
00:43:28,758 --> 00:43:32,757
but for the first time in my life,
I could be approved for a mortgage
767
00:43:32,918 --> 00:43:35,317
and it's for my family's future,
only.
768
00:43:35,318 --> 00:43:35,877
We may never get our house back.
769
00:43:35,878 --> 00:43:37,157
KNOCKING AT DOOR
770
00:43:37,158 --> 00:43:41,077
You wouldn't cast a destitute
pensioner out onto the streets?
771
00:43:41,078 --> 00:43:45,077
If I had to, yeah.
772
00:43:45,638 --> 00:43:46,757
Jackson Powell?
773
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:47,557
Yeah?
774
00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:49,792
We're from Operation New Start.
775
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:55,837
You claimed income support
whilst under going teacher training.
776
00:43:56,038 --> 00:43:57,677
Yes, yes, but that's...
777
00:43:57,678 --> 00:44:01,677
You also received a maintenance
grant to the sum of £2,906.
778
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,437
No, no. It's not...
You don't under...
779
00:44:04,438 --> 00:44:06,957
and a teacher trainee bursary
to the sum of £6,000.
780
00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:09,517
You can't expect a man
who has family to provide for
781
00:44:09,518 --> 00:44:10,637
to live off that alone.
782
00:44:10,638 --> 00:44:13,957
On family tax credits
783
00:44:13,958 --> 00:44:17,957
over a period of four years.
784
00:44:21,478 --> 00:44:24,997
You're not listening to me.
My family need it.
785
00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:28,317
Every penny goes on our survival!
I'm like you.
786
00:44:28,318 --> 00:44:31,297
An honest working man.
787
00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:45,040
That's the last of it.
788
00:44:48,633 --> 00:44:50,397
Micky...
789
00:44:50,398 --> 00:44:54,117
I'm... sorry...
We owe you big time.
790
00:44:54,118 --> 00:44:56,237
If circumstances were different,
we'd love you to stay...
791
00:44:56,238 --> 00:44:57,956
I could babysit...
792
00:44:57,957 --> 00:45:00,602
No, get the fuck out!
Get a fucking life!
793
00:45:03,518 --> 00:45:06,837
Don't have to tell me twice.
794
00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:08,477
Oh, you going somewhere?
795
00:45:08,478 --> 00:45:09,917
I'm moving out.
796
00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:13,917
You all are. Council-sponsored
court-sanctioned eviction order.
797
00:45:16,238 --> 00:45:19,837
(CHUCKLES)
798
00:45:19,838 --> 00:45:22,757
I'm being prosecuted.
Can you believe that?
799
00:45:22,758 --> 00:45:25,557
He invited them in,
made them a cup tea,
800
00:45:25,558 --> 00:45:28,357
which, by the way,
I've noticed neither has touched,
801
00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:30,557
and offered a light snack
for the privilege.
802
00:45:30,558 --> 00:45:33,077
They've made a mistake.
We're not dole scroungers.
803
00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:35,317
There's no point.
I'm signing off, anyway.
804
00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:36,877
I'm a qualified teacher now.
805
00:45:36,878 --> 00:45:38,437
I've got a post at St Morrissey's...
806
00:45:38,438 --> 00:45:41,917
My husband has no comment.
Both of you,
807
00:45:41,918 --> 00:45:45,557
out of my fucking house now.
808
00:45:45,558 --> 00:45:49,557
Not another word!
809
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:58,117
We'll be in touch.
810
00:45:58,638 --> 00:46:00,917
Did you see the way
he just looked at me?
811
00:46:00,918 --> 00:46:04,917
Like they would Frank Gallagher! How
fucking dare they? I'll fix this.
812
00:46:05,518 --> 00:46:07,477
That's fine, then, isn't it?
813
00:46:07,478 --> 00:46:11,477
Just in case, put this pot
away somewhere safe.
814
00:46:11,998 --> 00:46:13,998
Cos after that lot get
through with us, at
815
00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:15,997
least we'll have something
left to piss in.
816
00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:17,037
Pasta do you for lunch?
817
00:46:17,038 --> 00:46:19,677
Oh, I can't stand
feckin' Italian food...
818
00:46:19,678 --> 00:46:23,677
Pasta would be lovely.
819
00:46:26,358 --> 00:46:30,357
Four quid! Come on!
Can't sell them in the shop.
820
00:46:31,758 --> 00:46:35,517
Look at 'em all. What have we done?
821
00:46:35,518 --> 00:46:37,277
Come on, boys!
Get your pennies out!
822
00:46:37,278 --> 00:46:38,757
CHEERING
823
00:46:38,758 --> 00:46:40,797
God knows.
824
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:43,957
Pint and an orange.
825
00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:45,677
Put a large voddie in it.
826
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:49,677
Bairn's got to get
used to it sometime.
827
00:46:53,758 --> 00:46:55,117
Go on, what you having?
828
00:46:55,118 --> 00:46:57,877
No, you're all right, thanks,
I'm fine.
829
00:46:57,878 --> 00:47:00,397
SILENCE FALLS
830
00:47:00,398 --> 00:47:04,397
CLANGING
831
00:47:05,758 --> 00:47:08,397
For fuck's sake,
is it panto season(?)
832
00:47:08,398 --> 00:47:10,077
What have you done, Frank?
833
00:47:10,078 --> 00:47:12,997
Nothing. I've just... had me fill,
that's all.
834
00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:13,557
Frank?
835
00:47:13,558 --> 00:47:16,637
I haven't done anything!
836
00:47:16,638 --> 00:47:18,517
You're refusing a free drink?
837
00:47:18,518 --> 00:47:20,597
I'm not... I'm just...
838
00:47:20,598 --> 00:47:22,157
He's got a guilty conscience.
839
00:47:22,158 --> 00:47:25,037
About what? You threw me out.
840
00:47:25,038 --> 00:47:26,117
He's lying!
Can't even look me in the eye.
841
00:47:26,118 --> 00:47:28,397
(SIGHS)
842
00:47:28,398 --> 00:47:29,117
Swear on the kids' lives.
843
00:47:29,118 --> 00:47:31,077
I swear.
844
00:47:31,078 --> 00:47:31,997
Swear on Man City.
845
00:47:31,998 --> 00:47:33,197
I swear.
846
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:37,037
On your mother's memory.
847
00:47:37,038 --> 00:47:39,117
MURMURING
848
00:47:39,118 --> 00:47:40,637
Grass!
849
00:47:40,638 --> 00:47:42,197
She's got us over a barrel.
If I don't...
850
00:47:42,198 --> 00:47:44,037
Fucking hell!
851
00:47:44,038 --> 00:47:45,957
No, listen!
If I don't weigh her in with info,
852
00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:48,597
she's going to fucking
hang me out to dry.
853
00:47:48,598 --> 00:47:51,397
MURMURING
854
00:47:51,398 --> 00:47:52,997
Well, come on, then!
855
00:47:52,998 --> 00:47:54,437
Come on!
856
00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:55,477
JEERING
857
00:47:55,478 --> 00:47:58,397
Bring it on, you pack of hyenas!
858
00:47:58,398 --> 00:48:02,397
Got fuck all to lose, anyway!
Come on!
859
00:48:02,995 --> 00:48:05,157
I'm just a fucking punchbag,
aren't I?
860
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,719
One man's torture is another
man's justified measures.
861
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:18,759
I mean, I don't know if I believe
in punishment for it's own sake.
862
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,719
I'm more a rehabilitation
man myself.
863
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:24,039
I'd have no conscience about it.
864
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,479
I want to see him suffer.
Two-faced grassing bastard!
865
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,799
They might cut your knob off.
You can still live knobless.
866
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,679
Always thought it'd cause you
to bleed to death,
867
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,159
but apparently not.
868
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,159
You can't kill Frank.
It'd be like drowning a puppy.
869
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,070
I've drowned loads of puppies.
870
00:48:42,116 --> 00:48:43,799
Trust me, it's fuck-all like this.
871
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,079
Still carrying a torch
for him, are we?
872
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,279
Yeah(!) I don't want him murdered,
so I'm carrying a torch for him.
873
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:50,559
Is that your logic?
874
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,439
There's loads of people
I don't want murdered,
875
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,839
so that must make me
a right slapper(!)
876
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,039
'It does turn you
into a soprano, though.'
877
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,999
You know, high voice and all that.
878
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,599
Sopranos used to be dead
valuable in history.
879
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,479
When I say soprano,
I do mean castrato, obviously.
880
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,239
MUFFLED CRIES
881
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:12,759
The Pope had a whole choir
of them in the 16th century.
882
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,239
MUFFLED SHOUTING
883
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:20,239
Burn me, shoot me, drown me
at sea! I don't care what you do,
884
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,959
but stop fucking talking!
885
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,839
Punishing him for its own sake makes
no sense. How does it benefit us?
886
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,119
It isn't supposed to benefit us.
887
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,399
Maybe it is.
888
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,119
Look, he spied for them, yeah?
Why can't he spy for us?
889
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,759
Find out what they're
up to, bring it here?
890
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,839
And maybe pass on some duff
information to them,
891
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,918
while he's at it?
892
00:49:41,957 --> 00:49:44,319
What, Frank Gallagher ...
double agent?!
893
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:48,319
Fuck me, we must be desperate!
894
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,239
Look out, Mata Hari's
on the case
895
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:57,079
Oh, ha-fucking-ha(!)
I don't have to do this.
896
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,199
Shouldn't have blabbed your fucking
mouth off in the first place!
897
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,439
You owe us, all of us. Big time.
898
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,919
I know... that!
899
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,719
That's why I'm trying
to put things right, aren't I?
900
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:13,279
Finding out what they're
up to so you...
901
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,239
wehave got a fighting
chance of stopping them.
902
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:20,239
Good luck.
903
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,639
Big, big, big plans.
904
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,119
Hm, pray tell.
905
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,239
It's bribery.
906
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,439
Need to keep a close
eye on your team.
907
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,159
Someone on the inside's passing
info in exchange for readies.
908
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,639
Get Frank another drink, yeah?
909
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,319
I think it helps him to talk
more... freely.
910
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,519
(LAUGHS) OK.
911
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,519
So Frank, what sort of information
are they supplying exactly?
912
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,519
It's like addresses of where
you're going to swoop next.
913
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,719
When are you swooping?
914
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:00,639
You know, matter of interest?
915
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,599
Carmen! Carmen!
916
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,559
I couldn't find you!
917
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,839
I have no sympathy or time for this.
918
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,079
I love you!
919
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,399
I used to be at
your beck and call...
920
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,439
Oh, great(!)
921
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,519
Carmen may be some time.
922
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:23,519
Ah. I'm in no rush.
923
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,959
All right, love. Your virtue's
safe with me. I may need glasses,
924
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,679
but I'm not totally Stevie Wonder.
925
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,968
(SLURRED) Where the fuck
has Carmen got to?
926
00:51:38,046 --> 00:51:39,835
We won't see her now.
927
00:51:39,968 --> 00:51:42,519
This always happens
when he shows up
928
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,519
and she falls for it every time.
929
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:49,519
Husband. Going through a divorce.
930
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,319
He's a drunk, a womaniser.
931
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,279
He'll have had his way with her
932
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,199
and then run back
to the younger model.
933
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:00,559
Men are bastards!
934
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:04,559
Do you have a little lady crush?
935
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,919
Hm?
936
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,159
I, er... I touched her boob once,
937
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,799
while she was asleep.
The left one.
938
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,279
I just... brushed my palm
939
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,541
across her nipple.
940
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,119
I sleep on it now.
941
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,959
Hard to tell,
cos I'm so pissed, but...
942
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,736
I might've just come in me pants.
943
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,439
You're all stuffed, though.
You know that.
944
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:39,919
What?
945
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,919
It's political, like immigration
946
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,719
No government can be seen
947
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,679
to be supporting benefits.
948
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:53,679
The underbelly is a cancer.
949
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,359
Shall we have another drink?
950
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,399
Oh, no!
951
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,399
Go on! You know you want to.
952
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,079
Ah, go on!
953
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:09,079
Oh, all right. Then we call
it a day. I need to, er...
954
00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:13,599
Leave the table here.
955
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,679
Where's Feeney?
956
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:38,679
GLASS CLINKING
957
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,199
What you doing?
958
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,919
I just... I...
959
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,479
I dropped me glasses.
960
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:50,479
You look shagged.
961
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,559
You going somewhere?
962
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,439
I don't know who you are anymore.
963
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,999
Oh, I'm going somewhere!
964
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,919
I don't want to be
like everyone else!
965
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,919
I want two parents.
966
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,319
You're so keen to move on.
I think you should.
967
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,679
You're not that stupid!
15 years of marriage?
968
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,119
15 years?
969
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:30,439
Letitia! I wouldn't want you
looking down your nose at us.
970
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,679
Maybe one of your better
class of mates can put you up.
971
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,719
In.
972
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,439
In!
973
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:41,439
I won't be blackmailed!
974
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:53,079
Not a fucking word!
975
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,319
There you go, love.
976
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,399
Cheers.
977
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,159
Oh, come on, I've earned it!
978
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:12,159
If I had my way, you'd be propping
up a bridge somewhere by now.
979
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,159
Oh what, you going to stuff
your gums with orange peel?
980
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,839
Tell me Luca Brazi
sleeps with the fishes?
981
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,279
You don't scare me!
982
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,959
We're fucked!
983
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,479
They're going to evict
as many as they can,
984
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,679
but there's no new tenants.
985
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,679
No-one's moving in. They're going
to keep the houses empty, permanent.
986
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,199
Well, that's stupid.
987
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,785
No, that's clever.
Left empty, the houses'll rot.
988
00:55:37,786 --> 00:55:39,435
But then no-one'll
want to live here.
989
00:55:39,443 --> 00:55:40,997
Exactly what they want.
990
00:55:41,044 --> 00:55:43,482
They're looking to shut down
the whole estate.
991
00:55:43,534 --> 00:55:46,705
No houses, no pub,
no punters, no people.
992
00:55:46,955 --> 00:55:49,999
This'll be one of those places
people used to live.
993
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,599
Well, I for one
am lying down to no bully.
994
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:53,479
I'm with you.
995
00:55:53,535 --> 00:55:55,326
We need a plan.
996
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,879
I wear them for reading sometimes.
997
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,959
I wear contacts.
998
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,559
I need 'em for watching telly.
999
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:06,799
I don't need glasses.
1000
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,799
I only wear them cos fellas can't
resist the slutty secretary look.
1001
00:56:13,013 --> 00:56:15,292
How are we going to fight them?
They've got cops and dogs.
1002
00:56:15,402 --> 00:56:16,681
They've got tasers.
1003
00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:19,442
We need to be smart.
Guerrilla warfare.
1004
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,639
Yeah, French resistance!
1005
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,399
But... we're not French.
1006
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,936
We're all in the same fucking boat.
1007
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,935
(FRANK) 'All right, so maybe
I was a bit premature.
1008
00:56:31,005 --> 00:56:34,759
'These are difficult days.
1009
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,079
'You know, post banking crisis,
1010
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,919
'post comprehensive spending review,
1011
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,879
'cuts, cuts and more cuts.
1012
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,879
'And kick the living shit
out of the underbelly
1013
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,359
'cos they're least equipped
to defend themselves.
1014
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,919
'The more things change,
1015
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,344
'the more they stay the same, yeah?
1016
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,399
'Society is dead.
1017
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,319
'Long live society.'
1018
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,759
Thanks to you, these people
have lost their homes.
1019
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:24,879
£150,000?!
1020
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,399
That's her bonus, if she manages
to permanently board up 120 houses.
1021
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,839
Partner couldn't make it again?
1022
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,534
'I can't do it on my own.'
1023
00:57:31,550 --> 00:57:32,359
I'll mess it up!
1024
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,679
I'll mess it up! You will if you
carry on ignoring your baby.
1025
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,959
Upset by a couple
of evictions, are you?
1026
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,919
Ten years from now, this
place will be wasteland!
1027
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:43,279
She has destroyed people's lives.
She's caused total mayhem!
1028
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:47,279
You know what hormones are like? I
really need to go and ride me boy.
1029
00:57:48,163 --> 00:57:49,947
Oh, baby!
1030
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:27,359
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1031
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,359
MOANING
1032
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,719
There's spunk stains on the
pillowcase and dried-on lubricant!
1033
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:39,602
It's a working house.
DOOR OPENING
1034
00:58:40,727 --> 00:58:42,959
Have you got a little stiffie
under there for me?
1035
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,070
No, I've really not!
1036
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:54,199
You'll come round eventually!
1037
00:58:54,249 --> 00:58:58,799
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