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Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs
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and kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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What sounds on earth
could ever replace
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kids needing money
or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon,
and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history,
cheaper drugs now!
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FRANK LAUGHS
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Scatter.
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Party!
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(Frank) Forget your tracker
mortgages and your ISAs,
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your pension schemes,
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saving for a rainy day,
you know, planning for your old age.
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Chances are you'll be off
your fuckin' trolley anyway -
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brain ravaged by dementia.
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You'll have all that money in the bank
but won't be able to remember
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which fuckin' bank you put it in.
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And even if you did,
some shitbag politician
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will claw the lot back in taxes.
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So enjoy the here and now -
this day, this minute, this second.
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Carpe diem, I sayl
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Well, not me, you know - Seneca,
to be precise. Seize the dayl
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Well, some of it. Obviously need
to get some time out for a few scoops,
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bit of shut-eye, bit of how's your pater,
but you get my drift, yeah?
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Drop 'em.
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I said, drop 'em.
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MUSIC: James Bond theme
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Say my name.
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Oh! Oh! Seven... and a half!
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GUNSHOT
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GROANS
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HE MUMBLES
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Just pay attention a minute, we need
to sort out Liam's trip tomorrow.
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Are you coming or not? There needs
to be a parent present and I don't want...
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Norm, have you got any sticky tape?
Only I want to strap this to me thigh...
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What's going on?
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- Right, show it me!
- Give it to me!
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(Carl) Pass it here, pass it here! Debbie!
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(Debbie) Dad, hide it!
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No! Not the school gerbil!
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OK, OK! Look!
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I entered Liam into a competition
and he's down to the last three.
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MICROWAVE BEEPS
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- Blackpool.
- Tomorrow.
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It's to be the face of a nationwide
ad campaign, but they do a few test shots,
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see how he looks,
make their decision.
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If he wins, they do the shoot
there and then.
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And how come I was
the last to know?!
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We didn't think you'd approve.
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You know,
exploitation of a minor an' all.
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Well, look what child stardom did
to the Artful Dodger from Oliver.
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You know, and then there's
poor Nicholas Lyndhurst.
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Well, he's not dead.
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Yeah, but have you seen
the fuckin' state of him?
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And I get paid if I win.
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So... what time do we leave?
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THEY ALL SIGH
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You're in sunny lbiza
and we're off to Blackpool!
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I know, yeah, gutted for you.
You'll walk it, Liam, mate.
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All the best, pal.
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Stella's due a feed,
bottle's in the fridge.
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Now it's Liam's big day tomorrow,
so he needs an early night.
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You could do with one too -
you look like death warmed up.
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Bye, Monica!
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I want us all making
a good impression.
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This could be the start of something
for Liam,
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chance of a future without
minimum wage stamped all over it.
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FROM COMPUTER: Hiya, Muml
I can hear you a mile off.
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I meant to text ya. I know what those
Mediterranean types can be like -
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straight, gay or bi - I imagine
they're all the same. So use a condom.
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Out!
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And no matter how much they might try
and convince you otherwise, don't swallow!
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Can you catch an STD through oral?
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MUSIC: James Bond theme
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All right, Lillian?
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- You OK?
- Think it's just a bit of wind.
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I know it's gonna be a late one,
but if you stick to regulars only
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and keep the music down,
we'll turn a blind eye.
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Nice one, Stan.
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She's got the hots
for you there, Micky.
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Oh, not my type.
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It's got a fanny,
what more your type do you need?
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- Go on, buy her a drink.
- Aw...
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- If he doesn't want to...
- Once he gets a little sniff of her,
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his brain'll switch off
and his cock'll kick in. Guaranteed.
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- Mayday.
- Eh?
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View To A Kill.
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And you are?
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Er, Micky.
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I mean, right, yeah...
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Daniel Craig, innit? Er... James...
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Casino.
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I need a slash.
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Vast improvement, Frank.
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Thuck oth.
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- I could do you for that.
- In your dreams.
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MOBILE RINGS
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Evenin', all!
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OVER RADIO: Stan, Stanl
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Tom?
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They've got me, the lock-ups,
back of Stansfield Roadl
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5705 to base, back-up required!
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I was hoping
that wasn't all padding.
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Oh, look, I'm sorry. I can't.
I mean, I'd love to,
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but me girlfriend's at home pregnant,
you know what I mean,
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with triplets and that,
she's due any sec... Fuck me!
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(LAUGHS) You wait your turn.
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How did you know I was, you know,
how could you tell I?
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You were the only man in there
other than me who knew
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all the words to
Diamonds Are Forever.
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Now...
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what's on offer?
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I'm packing eight.
And we're talking lmperial,
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not metric, if you get my... drift!
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Aargh! Oh, no, no!
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(Sobbing) Fuck! Oh, fuck!
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(Sobbing) Fuck! Fuck!
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LAUGHS
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There's Pinky and Perky!
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Your cozzy's spot on.
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- Thank you.
- Same again?
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Yeah. Give the lad a hand.
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I just wanted to see you again.
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Well, it isn't exactly
the best place.
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Please go, go. I'll call you.
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What? What?!
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I'd forgotten how nice
your smile was, that's all.
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LAUGHTER
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See you tomorrow, yeah?
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Wear something casual.
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And don't forget to shave.
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Have a break.
I'll check on you when it settles.
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Sexiest women on the estate.
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I only made it to number 17?
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It's all down to points, apparently -
face, tits, arse, legs.
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Yeah, my Kelly's got all of them.
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And what do you mark the blokes out
of, then? Personality, intelligence?
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Length, girth, stamina,
if you must know.
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Which is the reason why my little
black book's so fuckin' empty.
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LAUGHS
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- What's the S stand for?
- If I've shagged 'em.
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B for a blow job, W for a wank,
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- F for finger...
- What's UTS, then?
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Up the shitter.
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Micky, look after the bar
for five minutes?
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I'm on a night out!
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Harry Potter?
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Cock off, Harry Potter!
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I'm Boris Grishenko, Goldeneye.
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Listen, no freebies and no credit.
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Leave 'em on. Put 'em on,
they look good.
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Karen...
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Ambulance, quick!
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Me and you, son,
we'll go in the ambulance.
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- I'll get the car, follow with the boys.
- What about this place?
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Leave it with me.
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No, no. Panic over, panic over.
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Idiot, wasting our time.
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How'd you get to be this childish?
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Ask Stan - he started it.
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Salt in my tea, porn mags in my file.
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You're lucky I didn't leave you there
all night!
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They pulled that unit from
a near riot in Ancoats for you.
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First thing you do,
go grovel to the Super.
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Second, find Stan and apologise.
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He'll be fine. You know Stan,
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he's probably watching us now,
pissing himself laughing.
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Bar... person,
another three pints, on my tab.
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- Cash only tonight, pal.
- Worth a try.
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Jesus, it's like a morgue in here.
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Oh, fuck me. Bang on cue, Goldminger.
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Oh, you look great, Lillian.
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Must've taken a bit of time
to get all that together.
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No, I've had this years.
Used to wear it for my Brendan.
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- Oh?
- You know, Sunday nights, like.
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She'll be OK.
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I hope so.
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I didn't even know
you were trying for a baby.
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We weren't.
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Course you weren't.
No Maguire man tries for a baby.
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I only had to hang my kecks on the bedpost
and your mother was up the spout.
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You'll all be the same.
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Well...
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Have you been to the toilet?
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- Mm-hm.
- Good lad!
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- I'm all dressed up, you know?
- No, come on. Where you going? Out!
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- What do you mean, "Where you going?"
- No, not that way! Out!
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Bloody hell!
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We'll go via the A roads.
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That'll take forever.
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No, it'll be nice
driving round the countryside.
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We've got three hours
to get to Blackpool,
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we're taking a longer route -
for what, aesthetics?
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(Frank) Am I being ignored here?
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I'll take that as a yes.
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(Shouting) Guys!
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MOUTHING
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Shit!
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Full Irish.
White pudding, the lot.
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Don't wanna be eating any of that
hospital food, end up in a fuckin' coma.
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Thanks, Mam.
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How is she?
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The doctor said she should be
discharged this morning.
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- And she's OK?
- Yeah, she will be.
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< Brings it all back.
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You lose a child,
your life's never the same.
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We'll wait for her,
bring her home together.
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Show her we care,
that the whole family's behind her.
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She doesn't like much fuss, Mum.
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Or says she doesn't.
But at a time like this...
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I tell you what might be
a better idea, Mam.
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How's about we go back
and get pub ready, eh?
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Your mother says we wait, we wait.
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Yeah, but Karen's not gonna
wanna come back to...
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Well, you know?
No-one's cleaned up yet, have they?
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You're right.
We've got things to do.
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We'll make sure the flat's
spick and span.
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There won't be a pin out of place.
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God, you're still glowing like
you've had a fortnight in Chernobyl.
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Do you think we should flick it
with some Holy Water?
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You know, in case he's still there?
Give him a bit of a send-off?
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There's not gonna be much
of that here, is there?
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Could get some soda water or summat,
I'll give it a blessing.
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Ugh!
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Aargh!
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You two all right?
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Fine, thanks.
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We got you one with a...
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mattress protector on it,
so if you have any mishaps in future
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you just give it a quick wipe, sorted.
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Sorry, mate.
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I...
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I know what it is
you're going through, mate.
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You reckon?
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Kelly had that phantom pregnancy,
remember?
246
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Felt like I'd been robbed.
247
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,710
Beaten senseless
248
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,995
and robbed.
249
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,071
And no-one knows that pain, mate.
250
00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,039
Unless you've been there, that is.
251
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:06,269
You should've said.
252
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,998
Not like you could've
done owt, is it?
253
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,397
We could go out for a drink
sometime, couldn't we?
254
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,754
Head into town, maybe?
255
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,432
Yeah.
256
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,714
Yeah, that'd be good.
257
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,354
What's with the fucking flowers?
258
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,349
I know this couldn't
have come at a worse time.
259
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,759
The lad you left in charge
last night... Joe?
260
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,513
We checked the safe. It's empty.
261
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,478
God knows how much you took
over the bar last night.
262
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,870
I've not seen people knocking 'em back
like that in a long while.
263
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,392
- Straight to voicemail.
- Tried ringing Mandy.
264
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,799
She's not answering.
265
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,792
Wait till I get my hands on her.
266
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:38,349
- You stupid, stupid bastard!
- I'm sorry.
267
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:41,352
I didn't mean for this to happen,
it was a joke!
268
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,190
A joke?!
269
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,352
Led Stan to believe you'd been
murdered just to get one up on him?
270
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,112
I'm as disgusted as you are.
271
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,079
I tried his mobile earlier,
he isn't picking up.
272
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,276
Well, he might answer
when he sees it's me.
273
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,112
MOBILE RINGS
274
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,713
Stan?
275
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,355
It's OK, it's OK!
276
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,908
I'm not dead! Stan, it was a joke!
277
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,433
It was a wind-up!
278
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,556
Where've you been?
We've all been worried sick.
279
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,554
I think you'd better go.
280
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,835
Call me.
When he starts talking.
281
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,832
Stan? Mate, I'm sorry!
282
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,756
- Well played!
- You two keep your mouths shut
283
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,150
and there'll be plenty more
where that came from.
284
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,158
- Round one to us, I think!
- Thank you!
285
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,956
Norma, we've got less than
two hours to get there!
286
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,032
- You think I don't know that?!
- Well, call the breakdown services.
287
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,475
My membership ran out a month ago.
288
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,757
Well, look, let's pool our resources
and see how much we've got, eh?
289
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,795
We won't have enough.
290
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,474
And even if we had the cash,
time's totally against us.
291
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,272
- Great!
- Debbie!
292
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,759
I'm sorry!
293
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,192
Just imagine.
Liam's whole life could've changed,
294
00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,716
just like that. Happens, doesn't it?
295
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,119
I said I'm sorry.
296
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,872
His chance to escape.
297
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,598
That place.
298
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,398
Those people...
299
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,755
We are those people.
300
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,275
Oh.
301
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,878
It was a joke!
302
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,397
There's plenty of time for kids.
303
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,948
You're both young, healthy.
304
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,598
Plenty of time.
305
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,955
Mam, I'm all right, honest.
306
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:23,794
BLEEPING
307
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,639
Ah, yes!
308
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,075
Hey, no smoking! Can't you read?
309
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,391
Yeah, that's why I don't
work in a fuckin' café.
310
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,679
(Frank) So what now, Einstein? We'll need
a fucking miracle to get there on time.
311
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,916
HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS
312
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,597
MUFFLED ARGUING
313
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,436
ENGINE STARTS
314
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,590
Norma!
Norma, it's started!
315
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,477
Come on!
316
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,114
Loaves into fishes!
Water into wine! Blind men can see!
317
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,839
- Wait!
- City win the league!
318
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,878
- Hurry up!
- For fuck's sake!
319
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,112
Oh, I'm shagged out!
320
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,276
Hey, Blackpool
here we fucking come, mate!
321
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,629
The wailing wall's gone, thank fuck.
322
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,551
I said your mam's gone.
323
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,712
We need crisps - cheese 'n' onion -
and cashews.
324
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,559
Jamie, cheese 'n' onion and cashews.
325
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,868
I'll get down the cellar.
326
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,234
We're out.
327
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,390
Cash 'n' carry, then.
328
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,471
No time.
329
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,869
Nip round to Yvonne's
and see if she can sub us.
330
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,752
You are all right
about all this, aren't ya?
331
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,273
Yeah, fine.
332
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,150
Wasn't like it was planned.
333
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,038
If it had've been, I'd be gutted.
334
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,554
We got things to do, places to see.
335
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,471
It's gonna be a lot easier
doing that round-the-world trip
336
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,357
without a nappy bag and a buggy, eh?
337
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:40,036
I know I've never really talked
about it, but, well, kids...
338
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,758
Cards on the table, Jamie,
339
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,599
I've never really wanted any.
340
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,636
You?
341
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,153
No.
342
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,273
Crisps, yeah?
343
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,191
Thought I'd get this back to you
344
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,236
before you sent
the sniffer dogs out.
345
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,915
Got your messages. And the other eleven
from my mother.
346
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,355
- Nice to be trusted.
- Sorry, things've been...
347
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,908
No matter how they are,
I'd never rob my own brother.
348
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,513
I'm just glad
to see the back of it.
349
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,716
I haven't slept all night.
The till roll's in there.
350
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,995
Nice one, Joe.
351
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,274
I'm sorry, Sis.
352
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,793
Forgiven.
353
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,394
Best phone Mum and Dad,
let them know you've surfaced.
354
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,511
If you're not doing anything, could do
with a hand getting this place ready.
355
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,157
Sure.
356
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,708
Cheers for last night, man,
you're a lifesaver.
357
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,597
And I'm sorry too, mate.
358
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,714
I don't really know
what to say, but...
359
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,791
A kid would've just cramped me style.
360
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,873
I said I'd give Jamie a hand.
361
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,474
It'll have to wait.
We need to be somewhere.
362
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,437
Where?
363
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,755
Jamie and Karen
should be here by now.
364
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,353
Mandy's been in touch.
365
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,113
They're not up to it, God help them.
366
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,395
Hit them hard. Knew it would.
367
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,239
Mam, Dad.
368
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,599
This is my girlfriend, Grace.
369
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,955
Grace Jones.
370
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,758
Jones? You Welsh, then?
371
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,554
Sorry for your loss.
372
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,471
Thanks. Would you like a drink?
373
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,232
No. I'm all right, thanks.
374
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,918
Seen the size of her feet?
375
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,108
I thought you said
it were a miscarriage?
376
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,792
Oh, that? It's... symbolic.
377
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,110
Some bollocks more like.
378
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,668
If you ask me,
you've had a lucky escape.
379
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,273
I wouldn't be without mine,
380
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,557
but parenthood isn't all it's cracked up
to be. Look at Angelina and Brad
381
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,313
tripping about
with their brood in tow,
382
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,075
make it look like a piece of piss.
All flip-flops and cheesecloth.
383
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,674
- I'll get you a box back tomorrow.
- Guaranteed, when they're at home,
384
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,035
straight off to the nanny's.
385
00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:11,918
Angie and Brad feet up,
couple of cans, watching telly.
386
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,117
Can you imagine her changing
a shitty nappy? Can you?
387
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,476
With those nails,
she'd rip their arse to shreds.
388
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:46,034
He used to be so full of life.
Now, since Tom's...
389
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:46,791
Prank.
390
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:51,271
...prank... it's like there's a light
gone out in his eyes.
391
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,112
He's not half the man he was.
392
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,670
- Don't overdo the tears.
- So how much are we making on this?
393
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,991
While Stan's on full wages,
L30 a week each.
394
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:05,632
If he gets compensation, a 10% cut,
two-week family holiday a year,
395
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:09,679
Florida, not open to negotiation,
and a Christmas bonus.
396
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,671
Yeah, but we don't do Christmas.
397
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,672
Stan does.
Anyway if it all goes tits up,
398
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,639
it'll be six month
in Strangeways for fraud.
399
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,512
Sorry.
400
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,473
Nine.
401
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,028
- What the fuck's that?
- Pressie for the nipper.
402
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,031
Manchester United?!
403
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,796
Fuck that.
404
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,319
- Celtic?
- Name me one football team from Belfast.
405
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,719
What?
406
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,520
I know it's mental,
you know it's mental.
407
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,910
Just go along with it
for my sake, yeah?
408
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,032
Named him after the patron saint
of unborn children, Saint Gerard.
409
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,999
- What, Stevie?
- Gerard Majella.
410
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,150
Someone just told us in the pub.
I didn't believe it.
411
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,516
- I don't know why I didn't believe it!
- I thought you'd told them?
412
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,670
How could I tell them?
413
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,034
You knew about this?
414
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,872
I thought it'd be best
to get it out the way
415
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,474
and hopefully you'd never find out...
416
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,120
- You'd never know.
- Well, it's a bit late now, innit?
417
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,438
Fuck... right... off.
418
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,875
That's the grief talking.
419
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,190
Have you been sniffing
your own produce?
420
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,033
- You're upset, but watch your mouth.
- You gonna let her talk like that?
421
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,554
Are you gonna cancel
this fuckin' carnival?
422
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,039
A child died.
423
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,997
It wasn't at the stage
to be a boy or a girl, Dad!
424
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,913
It was a boy. A Maguire's
first born is always a boy!
425
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,549
I was three weeks late
for my period. For God's sake!
426
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,798
This is warped.
427
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,792
Gerard had a soul
and we're saving it.
428
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,678
I should be fucking furious...
429
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,036
but d'you know what? I'm not.
430
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,872
Because I had a lucky escape.
431
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,351
Imagine giving birth to anything
with their blood in it.
432
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,238
You'll thank us come Judgement Day!
No grandson of mine's
433
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:45,912
knocking about in purgatory.
434
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,879
I want him at God's side
before the Devil knows he's dead!
435
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,032
I was gonna ask them, did they
want to put anything in the coffin?
436
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,873
Did you put my pressie
and letter in?
437
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,516
I'm sorry, I can't...
438
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,749
But I thought you liked me?
439
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,276
I did. I do. But this?
440
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,999
I never thought I'd say this,
but all this?
441
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,593
It's just too fucking weird.
442
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,475
(Paddy) Micky!
443
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,793
(Norma) I love the seaside.
444
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,269
There's something quintessentially
British about it, don't you think?
445
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,555
(Liam) What's quintessential mean?
446
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,153
Look at that.
447
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,310
(Norma) No, I love it here.
448
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,029
(Monica) It's got a certain charm,
but I prefer Lesbos.
449
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,717
We're delighted you allowed
Liam to attend, truly delighted.
450
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,951
- So, er, what are his chances?
- Good. Very good.
451
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,397
In fact, he's the last of the boys
to be seen today
452
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,835
and, to be honest,
I think the best, facially.
453
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,480
- So is it you who decides?
- It's a joint decision.
454
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,709
When will you make it?
455
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,837
Well, we'll take a few test shots,
see how he looks, about half an hour?
456
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,797
Oh, so he could win it?
457
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,111
It depends on how he reacts
in front of the camera, the pressure.
458
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,872
A lot of boys don't like
that much attention.
459
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,757
Oh, he loves it,
460
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,876
loves being the centre of attention,
doesn't he, Frank?
461
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,393
Yeah, a born performer.
462
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:36,110
And a fantastic face.
Tells its own story, don't you think?
463
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,236
All right, Carl?
464
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,276
70p, love.
465
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,998
Sorry...
466
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,514
You can keep the change.
467
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,238
Five...
468
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,436
- What?
- Er, nothing.
469
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:54,033
Cheeky bastards, the lot of them.
470
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,509
- They're my family.
- That's worse.
471
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,036
I don't want 'em in here, Jamie.
I don't want 'em anywhere near me.
472
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,633
Can't bar them, Karen.
473
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,233
I can and I fucking will.
474
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,959
Wait until you've calmed down
before you do anything.
475
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,679
You know, one thing
guaranteed to make my blood boil -
476
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,070
is being told to twatting calm down!
477
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,310
How many out of ten
did you give Karen?
478
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,674
Nine.
479
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,399
Fiery. She'd be a right goer.
480
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,913
What did I get?
481
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,878
I'm not in there?
482
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:40,349
Eight out of ten.
483
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,914
Five. But let's see if we can
improve on that, shall we?
484
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,915
Who the?!
485
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,312
Oh, since the girls on the estate
heard what you were doing...
486
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,995
Six? Shane's got fuckin' seven!
487
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,513
Me dad's got fuckin' five!
488
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,999
Whoa, we're losing altitude.
489
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:07,513
Six?!
490
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,988
Liam, I want us to go for
a real sad look now, please.
491
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,798
Look at the camera.
492
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,393
- Like Norma.
- Shut up!
493
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,710
Always witty, Frank. Always witty.
494
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,999
So, um, if Liam's chosen,
he'll be the face of what exactly?
495
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,868
A national campaign
aimed at highlighting the misery
496
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,837
of a small but significant
section of society.
497
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,592
Who?
498
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,033
Those without voices.
499
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,236
- Westlife?
- The invisible.
500
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,551
Could you be a little more specific?
501
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,870
If Liam is chosen,
502
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:52,714
he'll be giving hope to thousands,
maybe even millions.
503
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,360
The numbers of those suffering
are almost impossible to calculate.
504
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,953
Suffering what, exactly?
505
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:01,158
Abuse. He'll be portraying
an abused child.
506
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:05,870
So when you look at my son, Liam,
that is how you see him?
507
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,188
Not at all. I see...
508
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,475
A fantastic face -
telling it's own story!
509
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,516
Monica! Monica!
510
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,238
I think there's been
a misunderstanding...
511
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,029
And what a story! Knocked about,
beaten by his unloving parents, neglected,
512
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:21,591
without a voice, without hope.
Does he look unhappy? Malnourished?
513
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,829
Knocked about? Does he?
514
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,239
You're blowing this
out of all proportion.
515
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,676
You want a face for
a national campaign about abuse?
516
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:31,753
If you don't get out my fucking way,
you'll have one!
517
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:34,229
Projecting abuse!
518
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,197
He's never been smacked in his life!
519
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,589
People don't take that much notice
of faces, Mon,
520
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,511
it's the message that sinks in,
521
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,991
and if Liam's face can help
that message get through, who knows?
522
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,958
It could help to save
some poor kiddy's life.
523
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,792
Not only that, they said
they'd up his fee to a grand.
524
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,791
What, he's got the job?
525
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,757
They've sent all the other lads home.
526
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,638
He's just what they're looking for,
apparently.
527
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:03,156
Oh, come on, let's just get
this thing done and get home, eh?
528
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,280
MOUTHS
529
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,034
Cash!
530
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,473
That's not possible.
531
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,516
Liam, in the van!
532
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,955
Where are we going to raise money
with such short notice?
533
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:22,239
Ha! You've got cash cards,
credit cards, expense accounts.
534
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,151
Cash.
535
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:26,959
- (Frank) Come on, Liam.
- Come on.
536
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,269
The doctor said,
as far as Stan's concerned,
537
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,113
he's locked in the moment
of discovering you hanging.
538
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,315
So what's the next move?
539
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,356
If I can get him to stop crying
for long enough,
540
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,671
I might be able to start
talking him round, but until then...
541
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,514
Tell him I'm really sorry, Yvonne.
542
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,158
I went too far.
543
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,231
I will. When he's lucid.
544
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,314
He could lose his job!
545
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:03,678
That's his fault! You could've
had a piggin' heart attack.
546
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,751
I like having you around.
Brew?
547
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,593
My turn. You put your feet up.
548
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,039
OK, and again, please, Liam.
549
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,749
Right, this time, I want you
to imagine your dad's a drunk,
550
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,910
an old junkie, OK?
551
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,788
Your mum's run off with someone
and you haven't seen her for years,
552
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,792
it's just you and your sister
all alone at home.
553
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,359
- He's just not getting it.
- Liam, think of something really sad.
554
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,159
Like something terrible's happened.
555
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:40,118
And a little less panto?
Any advice?
556
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,873
He's a happy soul. He takes after me.
557
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,996
But if we don't get a shot
we can use...
558
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,469
OK, looking this way please, Liam.
559
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,630
That's it, it's brilliant!
560
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,037
What did you say?
561
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:06,076
It worked, didn't it?
562
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,513
Sorry about before.
You know what me mam's like.
563
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,555
You OK?
564
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,639
I'm fine.
565
00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,153
I will be.
566
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,957
It's just... kids. I dunno.
567
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,031
There's no law says
you have to have 'em.
568
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,678
That's just it.
569
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,433
I don't...
570
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,794
I don't know.
571
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,632
Just not with Jamie.
572
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,591
When I look at him,
573
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,275
he doesn't say "Dad" to me.
574
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,033
I shouldn't be telling you this.
You're his sister.
575
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,078
He's a bloke. I'm your mate.
576
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,988
I just don't know
what I want any more.
577
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,079
I just don't know.
578
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,277
(Director) Well done, Liam.
579
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,999
Even more, if you can find
a little bit more...
580
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,753
- Look, can't you just?
- Frank, we're OK here.
581
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,990
No, can you just finish up?
The lad's upset.
582
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:14,550
- Nearly there. Just let us get this shot.
- No, no, I said leave it!
583
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,153
I said, he's had enough!
Right? Fuck off!
584
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,037
He-he-he!
585
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,475
Great team we make, eh, son?
586
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,677
Dad did his bit
and got paid into the bargain.
587
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,992
Pull over, pull over. I'll just nip in
and get a bit of steak.
588
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:37,390
- I don't really fancy cooking.
- I'll cook and you can wash up.
589
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,313
I fancy that even less. No.
Why don't we go for a meal?
590
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,039
No, I thought it'd be nice to have
the family round the table.
591
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,111
I know you think we should
put the cash aside
592
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,350
in case he wants to go
to Oxford or Cambridge
593
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,476
but 50 quid isn't gonna
put paid to that.
594
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,630
- That wasn't the deal.
- Wasn't aware there was a deal.
595
00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:53,517
We decided, if he gets the job,
596
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,352
he gets the money
and spends it on what he wants.
597
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,237
How come I wasn't party to that?
598
00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:58,958
Cos you weren't there... again!
599
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,632
Well, where was I?
600
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,358
Pub, getting your nails done,
601
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,908
getting your hair done,
getting your bits waxed?
602
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,479
- You're not his mother, Debbie.
- And you are?
603
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,074
Oh, stop it, there's no need.
604
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,552
Well, come on! >
605
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,393
Pizza?
606
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,596
You could get that Wii box
you've had your eye on.
607
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,229
That PlayStation, that Xbox,
you can get all three if you like.
608
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,277
Well, don't wait up.
609
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,158
(Frank) Carpe dieml Seize the day.
Enjoy it while you can.
610
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:46,516
But be careful.
611
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,797
Because, as a truly great poet
once said,
612
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,792
"You don't know what you got
till it's gone. "
613
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,838
And as we all know,
614
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,435
once it's gone,
there's no getting it back...
615
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,431
...even if you wanted to.
616
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,630
Frank!
617
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,629
Yeah!
618
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,996
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