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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:05,572 Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express! 2 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:08,174 Come and watch pikeys making a mess 3 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:11,855 of the lives they were given by 'im upstairs... 4 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:14,898 And kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. 5 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:16,095 Wicked! 6 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:17,499 Piss off! 7 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:21,368 What sounds on Earth could ever replace 8 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:24,497 kids needing money or wives in your face? 9 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,935 Cos this, people reckon - me included - 10 00:00:27,020 --> 00:00:29,488 is why pubs and drugs 11 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:31,172 were kindly invented... 12 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,774 To calm us all down and stop us going mental. 13 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:38,570 These are Chatsworth Estate's basic essentials. 14 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:44,815 We are worth every penny for grinding your axes... 15 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,379 You sit on our head, 16 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:49,133 but... you pay the taxes. 17 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:50,619 CHEERING 18 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,373 Imagine Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers 19 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:56,691 who'd come on your face for the price of a beer, eh? 20 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,259 Eh! 21 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:02,094 Make poverty history. Cheaper drugs now! 22 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:07,049 Make poverty history! Cheaper drugs now! 23 00:01:07,140 --> 00:01:08,459 CHUCKLES 24 00:01:08,540 --> 00:01:12,169 Scatter! Party! 25 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:23,893 (Mickey) 'I'm not one given to quoting Scousers unless absolutely necessary, 26 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:25,698 'but as Cilla Black once said, 27 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:30,012 'before she became a cross between a pimp and a cheerleader on Blind Date, 28 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:35,094 "'What's it all about, Alfie?"' 29 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:37,375 They don't speak Latin, they speak Spanish. 30 00:01:37,460 --> 00:01:38,893 No! Really? 31 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,531 (Mickey) 'Scurrying around, tryin' to suss it all out. 32 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:47,250 'Truth, love... family.' 33 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,410 Oi! Dickhead. 34 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:53,495 (Mickey) 'Makes my 'ead hurt. 35 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:58,499 'But in life, you have to play the cards you're dealt. 36 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:01,140 'Even if the cards are shite. 37 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:03,450 'That was a metaphor - obviously.' 38 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:07,613 The Great Escape with Steve McQueen and James Garner. 39 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,418 - He was a fine looking man. - Charlie Bronson, you can't beat it. 40 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:12,060 - I like the Rockford Files. - That's not a war movie. 41 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:15,212 Platoon? Hamburger Hill? Full Metal Jacket? 42 00:02:15,300 --> 00:02:16,494 The cattle are glowing... 43 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:19,094 - The cattle are not fucking glowing. - What? 44 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,899 - They're not glowing, they're lowing. - What's lowing? 45 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,698 - It's the sound cattle make. - Play your cards. 46 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:27,136 You thought it was, "Our father who art in Heaven, 47 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:29,017 "Howard by thy name," till you were 15. 48 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:34,413 - Cows say moo. - Not in the Bible. They low in the Bible. 49 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:38,129 - Most of the Great Escape is lifted. - It's a true story. 50 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:40,176 And are you the movie police? I can like any film I want. 51 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,728 You're just in a bad mood cos you've got the scabby Queen. 52 00:02:42,820 --> 00:02:44,538 No, I don't. I might be bluffing. 53 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,493 Go for the one on the left, son. You're safe with that. 54 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,895 Fuck's sake! Fuck off! 55 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,539 Sorry, can't hold it in. 56 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:04,848 Oh, charming! 57 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:09,814 Smile! 58 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,618 Quit it! 59 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:15,739 CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS (Woman) Bastard. 60 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:16,969 Jesus Christ! 61 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,011 Oh, my God, what's happened to her? 62 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,614 Can you tell me your name? 63 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:29,097 Call for an ambulance. 64 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,528 And I peed on her... 65 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,815 Wait, no. Let me. 66 00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:37,615 Ambulance, please. 67 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:40,851 Yeah, I'm on Quarriers Lane, Chatsworth. 68 00:03:40,940 --> 00:03:44,057 There's a girl, late teens, Asian. 69 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,574 Looks to have been assaulted. I'm a police officer. 70 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,298 Hello? 71 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:49,574 Battery's dead. 72 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:50,934 I'll wait with you. 73 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:52,135 No, you can't. You know that. 74 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:56,179 Can you hear me? Debs! 75 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:58,171 I know. Just... Call me. 76 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:03,176 Ah, Jesus. 77 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:24,168 There's no more milk. 78 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:29,212 It's been a week, you can't just not talk to me forever! 79 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:32,736 We live in the same house, for God's sake! 80 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:34,333 I'm sorry I'm going out with the bloke you fancy. 81 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:36,331 I don't fancy him. 82 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,978 Didn't have you down as the jealous type. 83 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:40,779 Jealous? Of you and paedo plod? Don't make me fucking laugh. 84 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:43,613 What's going on? 85 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,655 Nothing. 86 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:45,809 (Both) Time of the month. 87 00:04:45,900 --> 00:04:48,414 What, both of yer? 88 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:54,450 Sisters, sisters Never were there such devoted sisters 89 00:04:54,540 --> 00:05:00,888 Lord help the mister That comes between me and my sister. 90 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:02,459 I love that. 91 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:04,417 We're not sisters. 92 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:16,615 Uh! 93 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,292 (All chant) Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 94 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,018 Go! Go! Go! 95 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:21,294 Ugh! 96 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,178 (Monica) Morning, Norm! 97 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:32,215 Aye. 98 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,973 Overdo it a bit last night? 99 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,413 Tastes like a camel shat in my mouth. 100 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,058 Is that why you've got the hump? 101 00:05:38,140 --> 00:05:40,017 I made a joke! 102 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:44,218 Hilarious. God, I think I've got a bug workin' on us. 103 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,779 Hasn't dented your fashion sense, though. 104 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:49,899 (Monica) Oh, nice. Can I borrow 'em? 105 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,858 Like none of yous have ever been pissed, eh! 106 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,135 Good morning, Dad. 107 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:03,293 Not if you've been sleeping in a fucking wheelbarrow, it's not. 108 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:16,895 Did she give a description? 109 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:20,416 Nothing comprehensible while I was around. 110 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:24,175 By the time I gave my statement, she was in with the doctors. 111 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,818 'Definitely rape? ' 112 00:06:25,900 --> 00:06:28,175 Yeah. They reckon she might have had her drink spiked. 113 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,171 Poor girl. 114 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:34,776 I know, it's horrible. Anyway, our officers are in with her again now. 115 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:37,215 - I think my mum might know about us. - How? 116 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:40,133 I'm not sure. She was singing a song about sisters. 117 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:42,939 I'm surprised it's taken them this long, to be honest. 118 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,454 'Anyway, got to go, speak later.' 119 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:46,973 OK. 120 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,651 (Man) Thanks, love. See you next week. 121 00:07:01,940 --> 00:07:03,931 (Lillian) 'Eh! You can't just barge in! 122 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,015 You're back? 123 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:09,815 Evidently. 124 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,492 When? 125 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:13,252 A few days ago. 126 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:15,171 Lillian kept me room open. 127 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:20,129 Believe it or not, I've developed an affection for this shithole. 128 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:22,415 Sorry, love. He just barged in like Gangbusters. 129 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:26,129 That's all right, Lillian. He were just leaving. 130 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:28,176 I can handle meself, you know. 131 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:34,654 - Did you plan to tell me? - Why would I? 132 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:36,731 - Us? - There is no us, Shane. 133 00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:39,095 How many times do I need to say it? 134 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,329 And that's it? 135 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:45,092 You're a cold-hearted bitch. 136 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:47,740 Wait. 137 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:58,091 This belongs to your dad. 138 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:02,018 Every sovereign is there. Tell him I decided 139 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:03,692 not to take him up on his offer. 140 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,335 MUFFLED SPEECH 141 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:14,139 (Shane) Fuck off. 142 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:18,055 There you go. Working brunch for the Good Samaritan. 143 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:22,577 Cheers. I'm knackered. Didn't get in till gone four. 144 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:24,855 - Any more info? - They wouldn't tell me anything. 145 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:26,293 That's a bit weird, isn't it? 146 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,895 I'd have thought you were their blue-eyed boy, doing a shift off-duty? 147 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,698 Professional courtesy. 148 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:34,499 You did a good thing. Get that down your neck. 149 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:36,411 Tom O'Leary? 150 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:41,859 You're under arrest on suspicion of rape and grievous bodily harm. 151 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:45,899 You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence 152 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:47,652 if you do not mention when questioned 153 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:49,696 something which you later rely on in court. 154 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:51,975 I'm sorry, pal. 155 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:54,974 It's ridiculous! I was helping her! 156 00:08:55,060 --> 00:08:59,133 We know that, but the rape kit shows that whoever did this used a condom, 157 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:01,211 so there's no semen samples to clear you. 158 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:04,212 - And she identified you. - She was drugged and barely conscious! 159 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,256 Mine was just the first face she saw! 160 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:09,173 - Where did you get them scratches? - None of your business. 161 00:09:09,260 --> 00:09:11,012 Do you think I did this? 162 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:14,092 Don't be stupid! Course not! But it would help if you started givin' some answers, 163 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,659 like what you were doing there at that time of night?! 164 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:17,537 I was getting some fresh air. 165 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:20,818 I've done nothing wrong! 166 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:25,776 Are you sure you don't want a lawyer present? 167 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:27,816 I don't need one. 168 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:36,453 Serves him fucking right if he's done it. 169 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,258 We don't know that yet. 170 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:43,691 What? 171 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:49,498 Your... Your boyfriend's been arrested. 172 00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:51,252 For rape. 173 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,455 What? 174 00:09:52,540 --> 00:09:54,610 Asian girl. Down Quarrier Lane last night. 175 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:56,497 I know where... 176 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:57,774 How do you all? 177 00:09:58,940 --> 00:10:00,612 You told 'em! 178 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,739 Your mum overheard us arguing last week. I never said a word! 179 00:10:04,820 --> 00:10:10,690 She didn't. I've done well keeping quiet about it, considering how tense it's been. 180 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:11,929 He didn't do anything. 181 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,658 It's all over the estate. 182 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:17,096 I was with him all night! We were together when we found her. 183 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:30,736 If I was of a particularly paranoid disposition, this would bother me. 184 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,617 You turfing me out? 185 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:33,655 No. 186 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,537 - You want me dole money? - No. 187 00:10:35,620 --> 00:10:37,372 'Appy days. 188 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,336 So... 189 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,854 What you gonna do? 190 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:47,818 I need to see him. I just... 191 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,219 I'll tell 'em I was with him. 192 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:53,009 Debs. Are you sleeping with him? 193 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,610 You're gonna get him off a rape charge 194 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,897 by telling 'em he was busy sleeping with an underaged girl at the time? 195 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:05,337 Are you happy now?! 196 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,053 She's shaggin' him? 197 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:29,333 Ah, you slag! 198 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,051 Oi, Fiona Bruce. 199 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:37,257 When I asked you to stash those dodgy MOT certificates 200 00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:41,413 in the toilet cistern, you did seal the bag properly? 201 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,615 Yeah, I think so. 202 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,736 You think so?! 203 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:50,134 It's usually much later in the day before I wonder what I did to deserve you. 204 00:11:58,980 --> 00:12:00,049 Hair of the dog? 205 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:03,177 Just a glass of water, thanks. 206 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:06,457 Who was I drinking with last night? 207 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:09,008 Anyone who'd have yer - apparently. 208 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:16,731 (All chant) Normal Normal Normal Normal Normal Normal Normal 209 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,099 What was the occasion? 210 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,330 There wasn't one. 211 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:26,935 I just came in for a quiet half hour to read the paper. 212 00:12:27,020 --> 00:12:30,456 Kinda got out of hand. No-one in particular, then? 213 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:32,019 Summat wrong? 214 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:41,410 I woke up wearing somebody else's trousers. 215 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,013 And no pants. 216 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:47,049 I've got no memory. 217 00:12:48,900 --> 00:12:51,539 How much do false MOT certificates retail at? 218 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,293 Enough to make it worth my while flogging 'em. 219 00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,052 Enough to make it a fucking embarrassment 220 00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,368 when I meet big Dessie Sanderson. 221 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:59,257 I'll work it off. 222 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,570 - Work?! - It's only money, Dad. 223 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,618 Why would you give Kelly nigh on three grand? 224 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,931 Not here, Shane, and not today. I've had enough for today. 225 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:14,217 She says she's rejected your offer. What offer? 226 00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,051 So the tart's back in town? 227 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:20,574 She's got balls, I'll give her that. 228 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:28,534 I gave her a stipend to ease her path out of here and away from you. 229 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,778 Call it paternal concern. 230 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:35,614 Who the fuck do you think you are! 231 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:38,692 You'd better get that tone out of your voice quick, sonny. 232 00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:45,530 You're a bully and a cunt! 233 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:47,531 That's unacceptable. 234 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,530 Dad. Dad! 235 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,173 Mind your business. 236 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:59,410 Think you're big enough to take a pop at the old fella? 237 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,298 You owe her an apology. 238 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,492 - Dad, that's enough! - No, it is not. 239 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:17,856 Unless you're choosing sides. 240 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,500 Stay out of it, Jamie. 241 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,093 Got anything to add? 242 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,295 Don't hurt my brother. 243 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:26,531 "Don't hurt my brother". 244 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,814 It's in his hands. 245 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:36,010 SHOCKED MURMURS 246 00:14:39,820 --> 00:14:41,299 Leave it, fuck them! 247 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,938 I'm ringing yer mam. 248 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,453 And what would baby like today? Left or right? 249 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:56,100 Right one. 250 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:58,455 (Mimi) Get out of my fuckin' way! 251 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:01,416 - Move! - What's going on? 252 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,809 Paddy Maguire's knockin' ten bells out of his lad! 253 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,333 Shit! 254 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:07,734 What about baby's lunch? 255 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:11,017 Go to Tesco's, like rest of t'country. 256 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,890 Stay down! He'll kill yer! 257 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,333 He's gonna have to. 258 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,777 Patrick! 259 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:40,969 Oh, my God! 260 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:43,573 Fuck's sake, Dad! 261 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:55,736 What are you fuckin' looking at?! 262 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,497 He started it. 263 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,491 Jesus! Shane! 264 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,215 Bastardl! 265 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:21,969 How many's that? 266 00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,698 14. 267 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:26,897 And they say romance is dead. 268 00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:28,174 He didn't do this, you know. 269 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:33,452 Of course he didn't. But why is he being so evasive? 270 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:36,134 His alibi's a load of rubbish. Scratches on his neck. 271 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:38,131 I don't know. 272 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,812 We're his mates. 273 00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,490 - How is he? - At the hospital with Kelly. 274 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:51,615 Are they keeping 'im in? 275 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:55,739 I dunno. What are you up to? 276 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,014 Just trying to get my 'ead round it. 277 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,613 Shane? 278 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,179 Debbie. 279 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,372 You can't be mad at her. 280 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:04,654 I'm not mad. 281 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,130 What was all that about this morning? The arguing? 282 00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:11,018 It's like she wants me to be her best mate about it. 283 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,294 Hardly likely, is it? 284 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:16,214 She could probably use a best mate right now. 285 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,895 - It was really humiliating, Ian. - That's not Debbie's fault. 286 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:22,858 I never said it was. 287 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,579 My life's hardly a Mills and Boon romance, though, is it? 288 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,935 Try being queer in the land that time forgot! 289 00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:32,650 How hard can it be? All I want is a shot at a decent bloke. 290 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,651 Me an' all. 291 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,571 (Frank) Shit! 292 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,298 Jesus Christ. What a pair! 293 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:42,419 Oh, ha-ha fuckin' ha! Least I'm not stood there 294 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,537 with bromide in my brew, withering on the vine. 295 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:48,692 - We weren't laughing at you. - Oh, weren't yer? 296 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,248 It's always best to get your blows in first. 297 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,819 And who's withering on the vine? 298 00:17:52,900 --> 00:17:54,697 Evidence to suggest otherwise? 299 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,092 Ah! 300 00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:06,489 Fuckin' hell, Ursula. 301 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,697 And I swallow. 302 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,169 Why are you taking olive oil into school? 303 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:15,491 Home eccy. Has its other uses of course. Later. 304 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,737 Honestly, Ursula, this has never happened before! I fancy you like fuck. 305 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:23,890 Tell that to your cock! 306 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,971 I get hard-ons all the time, you can hang a wet towel off it! 307 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,812 A dry face cloth'd be a start. 308 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,653 Wake up, you fucking idiot! 309 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:48,498 Corrie's on. Let yourself out. 310 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:05,812 - It's all I've got. - We agreed on 80. 311 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,492 I've got customers waiting for their MOT. 312 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,492 You'll get the rest at the end of the week 313 00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:13,094 and a 20% discount on the order. 314 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,536 How's your boy? 315 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:21,729 Wiser, I'm hoping. Not that it's any of your affair. 316 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,773 Your missus must be fizzing. 317 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,374 Wouldn't know, I haven't spoken to her. 318 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,939 I had to slap my lad down once. 319 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:33,057 Mouthy little cunt. 320 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,892 Walks with a permanent limp now. 321 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:37,016 Mouth hanging down to one side. 322 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,335 Let's leave the chit-chat to Oprah, shall we? 323 00:19:43,940 --> 00:19:45,259 Always a pleasure. 324 00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:48,059 And it'll be 25% discount, Paddy. 325 00:19:55,740 --> 00:19:58,129 You know what your dad's like. 326 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,098 He'll be really gutted about this, feeling awful. But he won't back down. 327 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:05,298 I'm finding it hard to consider his feelings right now. 328 00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,098 It's how he's wired, you know that. 329 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:10,252 That's not good enough, Mum. How he's wired doesn't wash. 330 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:13,252 The whole family's tiptoed round his need to be a big man for years. 331 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:16,889 So it shouldn't come as any surprise, then, should it?! 332 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,295 Maybe we have tiptoed round him, 333 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:23,099 but everything he does, he does for this family. 334 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,659 Including wasting our Shane's face? 335 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:29,052 It could only be an improvement, though, battering Shane's face. 336 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:32,692 Oh, shut up! 337 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,611 It's what I do, innit? 338 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,578 Lighten the load when everything gets dead seri-arse. 339 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:44,253 So what now? You know he'll never apologise. 340 00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:45,978 I don't know, mam. 341 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,573 He's crossed the line. 342 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,818 Do you want a blow job? 343 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:59,257 These stitches in me cock might burst, you know? 344 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,534 It still feels like... 345 00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:05,899 like there's a little, like, shard of glass stuck in it or summat. 346 00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:18,257 What are you so happy about? 347 00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,934 - You lied to me. - No, I didn't. 348 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,419 - Yeah, you did. - How? 349 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:26,175 You said you came back cos you had an affection for Chatsworth. 350 00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:28,455 You don't. 351 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,734 And how the fuck would you know? 352 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:36,693 You came back because you love me. 353 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,771 Do I fuck! 354 00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:40,691 You've taken one too many bangs to the 'ead. 355 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:44,455 It's all right, you don't have to say it. Knowing it's enough. 356 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:49,295 I don't know what fucking drugs they gave you, but you can send 357 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:51,098 some my way any time. 358 00:21:57,260 --> 00:21:59,137 OK. 359 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:02,018 How could anyone develop an affection for this place? 360 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:05,775 It makes Basra seem like Butlins in high season. 361 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,976 It's not so bad. 362 00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,580 I'll just go to the station, they don't have to know everything. 363 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:21,258 The hotel room's on my credit card. 364 00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:25,338 They'll put two and two together. 365 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,536 What's the worst that can happen? 366 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:30,692 I won't have you testify. They'll keep your name out of the papers 367 00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,294 but everyone round here will know - your school. 368 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:37,771 - I don't care who knows! - I do. Shit sticks. 369 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,578 You won't be Debbie any more... You'll... 370 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:44,017 You'll be the girl that was seduced by that creepy copper. 371 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,977 You're not creepy. 372 00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:53,855 I can take whatever consequences come my way, but I'm not having 373 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,658 a shadow cast over your life. 374 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,371 The ID won't stand up in court 375 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:08,497 because of the ketamine in her system. Forensics on you will be minimal. 376 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:12,539 There'll be some - from when he put her in the recovery position. 377 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,690 A couple of hairs on the clothes, but not enough to convict. 378 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:16,452 The girl put up a fight, by all accounts. 379 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:18,337 What if there's more than a couple of hairs? 380 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:21,378 - What if my DNA is all over her? - How could it be? 381 00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:29,216 The 999 call was dialled from a pay-as-you-go, so it's untraceable. 382 00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:30,779 Whose phone was it? 383 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:33,613 - No-one's. - Will you stop lying to us! 384 00:23:33,700 --> 00:23:35,179 - I'm not! - Take it easy, Carrie. 385 00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:36,215 Who were you with? 386 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:37,653 - None of your business. - Who were you with?! 387 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,775 My girlfriend! 388 00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:40,851 - Then get her to vouch for you. - I can't! 389 00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:42,339 - You can! - No! 390 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,899 - Tom! - I just... I can't! 391 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,572 Stop lying to us! 392 00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:48,128 It's Debbie Gallagher! 393 00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:49,938 All right? 394 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:50,975 It's Debbie Gallagher! 395 00:23:51,060 --> 00:23:54,848 - But she's... - Underage, that's why I can't tell. 396 00:23:54,940 --> 00:23:57,454 My choices are between going to jail and going to jail! 397 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:28,736 Don't know why I bother. Half these boxes are fuckin' empty. 398 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:30,890 They've all gone digital anyway. 399 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:33,733 MP3s, iPods, whatnot. 400 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:37,692 Couldn't sleep? 401 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,816 It's a very quiet house. 402 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,818 - They didn't come home. - No, I asked them, but... 403 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:53,138 I didn't ask for it, Mimi. The boy gave me no option. 404 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:54,653 I know. 405 00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,850 This family means everything to me. 406 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:04,490 I know that. But you've got a reputation to protect. 407 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:07,572 - I understand. - But? 408 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:10,973 No buts. 409 00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:12,732 You're my fella, Patrick. 410 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,814 HE PANTS 411 00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:37,338 - Jesus! Norma! - I need a word. 412 00:25:37,420 --> 00:25:38,978 Do these belong to you? 413 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:43,015 Not unless I've got multiple personalities, 414 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:45,330 and one of them's an American tourist. 415 00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,251 Seen anybody in The Jockey wearing them? 416 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,331 I think I'd remember. 417 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:51,934 Can I go now? 418 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:54,170 Or do you want me to inspect the rest of your wardrobe? 419 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:02,048 They're not from my wardrobe! 420 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,931 So what d'you think would happen? 421 00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:12,488 - When? - When you give me dad's money. 422 00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:16,689 Not that. 423 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:18,133 You knew there'd be trouble. 424 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:23,248 Yeah, but for me, not you. I thought he might come round, break my legs. 425 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:24,978 Then at least we could get on with it. 426 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,334 Get on with what? 427 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:33,816 If you want me to say that soppy shite, you'll have a long wait, Shane Maguire. 428 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,697 I don't... I'm sorry. 429 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:39,534 But I will take that blow job now, if it's still on offer. 430 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,212 You first. 431 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:44,377 - Uh, uh-uh-uh. - So? 432 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:45,734 Suffer for your art. 433 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:49,138 GIGGLES 434 00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:58,054 Get in. 435 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:14,655 All right, Carl? 436 00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:16,219 Yeah, sweet. 437 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:18,575 GIGGLING 438 00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:22,053 What's the fuckin' matter with you! 439 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:24,815 Wake up. 440 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:29,498 - This ever happen to you? - No, mate, quite the opposite. 441 00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:33,459 I get a fucking flagpole at the most inappropriate moments. 442 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:36,134 You're a fit young lad, though, so chances are it's not physical. 443 00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:38,176 Meaning what? 444 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:42,890 Meaning, most impotency has an underlying psychological cause. 445 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:45,335 I'm too young to have psychological problems. 446 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,648 Your knob don't think so. 447 00:27:46,740 --> 00:27:49,379 - What's changed? - Nothin'. 448 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,451 Summat to put you off schoolies. 449 00:27:58,620 --> 00:28:00,053 How d'you know all this stuff? 450 00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,971 I read a lot about cocks. 451 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,259 And fannies. Cocks and fannies. 452 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:07,251 I'm heading out, I need to lock up. 453 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:11,538 Just give us a minute, mate. Bit light-headed, you know. 454 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:20,252 What are you thinkin'? You're a police officer! 455 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:22,490 And I've known you since you were a little kid. 456 00:28:22,580 --> 00:28:25,014 I like the pair of you, but... 457 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,533 I suppose she scratched your neck. 458 00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:28,736 - A bit of a tiger, are we? - Stop! 459 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:30,856 - She'll have to come forward. - No, she won't. 460 00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:33,010 She might not have to. There's no witnesses, 461 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:34,533 and forensics won't have enough... 462 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:37,737 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 463 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:39,617 I pissed on her. 464 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,053 What? 465 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:45,975 I pissed on her. It's how we found her. I went for a leak in the bushes. 466 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,779 My DNA's gonna be all over her. 467 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,930 You pissed on a rape victim?! 468 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,215 Well, it's not like I meant it. 469 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,653 That's not gonna go down well in court. 470 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:57,095 - She has to make a statement. - No! 471 00:28:57,180 --> 00:29:00,217 You're prepared to let him swing for this, are ya, Lolita? 472 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:03,258 No, of course not. I wanted to go straight to the CID. 473 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:06,138 - Snare a copper between history and PE? - Carrie. 474 00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:08,495 In your little mini micra, and your big doe eyes? 475 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:11,174 That's enough. Who the hel! Are you to talk to her like that? 476 00:29:11,260 --> 00:29:12,852 Neither of you got secrets? 477 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:15,852 What's the name on your birth certificate, Carrie? 478 00:29:15,940 --> 00:29:19,091 How's your driving now you're actually wearing your contacts? 479 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:21,330 See, this is what I'm talking about. 480 00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:24,735 People will judge you, right or wrong. 481 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:38,978 - It's just so complicated. - Hm, well, you're an adult now, Debs, 482 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:41,255 and this is what it's like. 483 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,534 Have you told Dad yet? 484 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:46,056 No, and I'm not sure you should either. 485 00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:48,859 I can't have everyone else knowing and him not. 486 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:53,775 It'll be different for him, Debbie, love, cos you're his little princess. 487 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:55,896 And, well, 488 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:58,369 he might not take it so well. 489 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:02,373 HE WAILS 490 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:06,817 To tell you the truth, I've been looking forward to this. 491 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:10,859 You know, to this stage where we're not just mother and daughter, 492 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,532 but, you know... 493 00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:14,338 We're like mates. 494 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:17,890 And, well, we can talk about stuff. 495 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,096 I suppose. 496 00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:22,330 So... 497 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:26,379 Does it bother you, you know, your boyfriend liking young girls? 498 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:30,574 What? No! 499 00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:34,209 Well, I mean, that girl you found, she was only just 16. 500 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:35,972 He never touched her. 501 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,449 Well, that's not what the police think. 502 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:40,292 I was with him! 503 00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:45,415 I'm only concerned because I love ya! 504 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:48,857 Stroppy little cow. 505 00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:54,971 GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND 506 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:57,449 You know when you go into a supermarket on Christmas Eve, late, 507 00:30:57,540 --> 00:31:01,215 and there's only one scrawny turkey left on the shelf that nobody wants? 508 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,619 Yeah? 509 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:05,009 Well, that's us, innit? 510 00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:08,331 THEY LAUGH 511 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,172 How did it get to fuckin' this? 512 00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:12,649 I don't understand. I'm a big ride. 513 00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:21,454 I'm lost, Ian. 514 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:27,893 I know. Me an' all. 515 00:31:27,980 --> 00:31:30,653 What fuckin' use am I to Katie like this? 516 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:33,334 That's the problem, it's not just about Katie. 517 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:40,536 It's about you as well. You need to get on with your own life. 518 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:45,057 And not take my frustrations out on 15-year-olds who think they're in love? 519 00:31:45,140 --> 00:31:46,493 Maybe she is. 520 00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:53,016 I'm a shit mate. 521 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:55,773 No, you're not. 522 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:58,249 You're brilliant. 523 00:32:08,540 --> 00:32:11,452 - I don't believe you. - I've got collections to make. 524 00:32:11,540 --> 00:32:13,576 The fact that I fell out with him don't mean business stops. 525 00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:15,616 How are you gonna make collections like that? 526 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,656 I'm a Maguire. 527 00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:32,936 - Ah! - Wait, wait... 528 00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,773 - My hair's caught in your watch. - Sorry. 529 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,009 It's my turn. 530 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,017 (Both) Oh! 531 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:42,853 This is hopeless. 532 00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:46,091 You're not giving up, are you? You've got a stiffy. 533 00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:49,889 I'm 19 years old. I get an hard-on in a mild breeze. 534 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,211 Thanks a bunch. 535 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,212 It was a stupid idea anyway. I'm gay. 536 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:59,417 Fuckin' a girl who is one of my best mates is not gonna solve anything. 537 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:02,060 - Wouldn't do any harm. - Do you want a poof for a boyfriend? 538 00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:05,735 Anything that doesn't require batteries to operate would be an improvement. 539 00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:09,130 Get back on your horse, you miserable cow. 540 00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:13,696 A boyfriend with certain horse-like qualities wouldn't go amiss. 541 00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:17,333 I'll do you a deal. 542 00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:21,857 If neither of us are settled down by the time we're 40, I'll marry ya. 543 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:24,329 35. 544 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:25,694 Done. 545 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,735 DOOR CLICKS OPEN 546 00:33:37,500 --> 00:33:39,730 So what's the plan? 547 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:42,971 You gonna batter me or fuck me? 548 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,937 I'm not into that Greek tragedy shite. 549 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,776 We had a deal. 550 00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:59,612 No, you had a deal. 551 00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:03,090 My thoughts on the matter weren't considered. 552 00:34:03,180 --> 00:34:05,569 You've caused a rift in my family. 553 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:08,936 Weren't my fists were beating down on me own son yesterday. 554 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:10,897 You put him up to it, gave him the money. 555 00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:13,813 I didn't want kneecapped as soon as you found out I was back. 556 00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:16,460 Could have given it to me direct. Try again. 557 00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,055 He loves me. 558 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:23,893 And you? 559 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:26,448 I'm not into all that silent treatment either. 560 00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:27,814 Do you love my son? 561 00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:31,255 Yes. 562 00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:34,412 So you deliberately provoked this? 563 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,456 I didn't provoke it, you did... 564 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:39,577 when you threw a pile of cash at me and told me to leave. 565 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,419 So it'll be my fault, then? 566 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,890 I've got a wife who's back at home who's ready to stand by me, 567 00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:56,540 despite the fact that her heart's breaking. 568 00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,099 Those kids are her life. 569 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:06,780 I can't be seen to back down from a confrontation like that. 570 00:35:06,860 --> 00:35:08,930 Do you know what that would mean to business? 571 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,853 And what's Shane? 572 00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:13,134 Collateral damage? 573 00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:22,132 You fuck with him, I'll kill ya. 574 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:30,735 DOOR SHUTS 575 00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:41,412 You're barred, Paddy. 576 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,570 Don't be silly. 577 00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:45,093 - Dining out on it, are ya? - No. 578 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:46,169 That's enough, Dad. 579 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:48,137 What is this, Have A Go At Your Da' Week? 580 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:50,780 People are here for a peaceful drink, that's all. 581 00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:52,657 I'm not here to cause trouble. 582 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:57,059 - I'm here to apologise. - Yeah, well, Kelly's not here, is she? 583 00:35:57,140 --> 00:35:59,017 I've already paid her a visit. 584 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,978 She says it's you I should be apologising to. 585 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:04,096 I'm asking your forgiveness. 586 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:12,657 Please, son. I lost sight. 587 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:15,499 It's breaking your mother's heart. 588 00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:18,334 And mine. 589 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:27,693 Get up, Dad, for fuck's sake. 590 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,377 I'm inviting you and Kelly, 591 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:38,373 in fact all of yous, round for a mea! Tomorrow night, family occasion. 592 00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:40,212 - I've got plans. - Three-line whip. Look it up. 593 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,733 You'll be there. 594 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:46,695 All right. 595 00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:51,330 Well, off you pop and ask her. See if she can get the night off work. 596 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:56,335 That was big of you, Paddy. 597 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,291 Everybody, on the floor. 598 00:37:16,660 --> 00:37:19,333 I expect you to acknowledge me in the street. 599 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:21,934 If you pass me, you'll say, "Good morning, 600 00:37:22,020 --> 00:37:23,738 "good afternoon, or good evening, Mr Maguire." 601 00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:26,288 Or "Paddy" if we're better acquainted. 602 00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:28,894 - Understood? - (All) Yes, Mr Maguire. 603 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:31,653 And if you're a purchaser of controlled substances, 604 00:37:31,740 --> 00:37:34,015 you will go right on purchasing as before 605 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:37,376 and I will continue to provide the same high quality of customer service 606 00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:39,610 that I always have. Do I make myself clear? 607 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,258 (All) Yes, Mr Maguire... 608 00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:43,058 (lt's not loaded.) 609 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:46,291 Get up, you tit! Right... 610 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:50,810 Family meal, tomorrow night. I'm cookin'. 611 00:37:54,780 --> 00:37:56,498 GUNSHOT 612 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:04,808 Oops. 613 00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:19,295 Hiya. Given them a wash, have you? 614 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:20,369 You?! 615 00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:22,769 Who'd you think it was, you daftie. 616 00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:26,216 But, I mean, how did? 617 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,370 You and me, we didn't? 618 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:31,896 Don't be soft. Don't you remember? You came round to mine, 619 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:36,417 demanding one of my girls service you, said you were a woman with needs. 620 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,695 But none of my girls are that way inclined, love. 621 00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:40,008 How... How did I? 622 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:43,695 Well, you wouldn't take no for an answer, would you? Stripped right off. 623 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,135 You said, "I'm a woman, hear me roarl" 624 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:48,495 Whoo-hoo! 625 00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:51,731 When you passed out, I couldn't get your jeans back on you. 626 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:55,335 These were the next best thing. So I dressed you, 627 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:59,413 threw a bucket of water at you, shoved you through the door. 628 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,810 I don't know what to say, Lillian. I'm so sorry. 629 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:04,379 No, it were a laugh. 630 00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:09,898 One of the girls got it on camera. Snatch Book - one of them websites. 631 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,774 KNOCK ON DOOR 632 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,134 Can I talk to ya? 633 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,579 You need to stop seeing this bloke. 634 00:39:26,660 --> 00:39:28,571 Why? 635 00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:31,128 - It's not right. - It's a bit hypocritical coming from you. 636 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:32,733 I don't mean morally. 637 00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:34,139 I mean... 638 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:38,133 Ursula Green wanted to give me a blow job and I couldn't. 639 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:40,450 - Why not? - I just couldn't. 640 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:46,057 I were trying to work out how come, and Ursula's in your year at school. 641 00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,334 So? 642 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,331 If you're shaggin', it will make you the same as them. 643 00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:53,254 And I can't shag them because they'll be the same as you. 644 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:55,217 You're not makin' any sense. 645 00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:58,815 You're not like them! You shouldn't be like that. 646 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:01,130 All the lads talk about 'em, compare notes. 647 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:03,495 Who's got tongue rings and stuff. 648 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:06,572 - You're better than that. - I'm not better than anyone. 649 00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:07,729 You are. 650 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:11,096 You're better than all of us - me, Lip, Ian. 651 00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:12,772 You're the good one, Debbie. 652 00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:15,533 You can do anything you want, be anything you want. 653 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,417 I'm still gonna do all that stuff. 654 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,092 What if you get pregnant or something? 655 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:22,058 I'm not gonna get pregnant. I'm not stupid. 656 00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:25,815 I'm happy, Carl. Why can't you just be happy for me? 657 00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:32,134 Well, you should, because happiness is at a premium these days. 658 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:33,778 You know? 659 00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:38,012 What, about your boyfriend? Of course I know. I've got ears, haven't I? 660 00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:43,139 Carl, will you give us a minute? 661 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,769 Ursula, it's Carl... Gallagher. 662 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:50,213 Why didn't you say anything? 663 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:52,495 I was waiting for you to tell me. 664 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:58,337 I was scared. I didn't know how you'd react. 665 00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,058 What, you think I'd ground you? 666 00:41:00,140 --> 00:41:04,770 Scrape the rust off the chastity belt and throw away the key? 667 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,259 No. 668 00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:20,816 I am your father, Debbie. 669 00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:25,692 There's nothing you can't tell me. 670 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:29,409 Nothing you could do will ever stop me loving you. 671 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:53,737 I'd give you some, kid, but, you know, you're underage. 672 00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:06,252 What you doin'? 673 00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:09,491 Leaving. I'm the common denominator here. 674 00:42:09,580 --> 00:42:11,332 If I go everyone's, problems will be solved. 675 00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:12,375 You can't! 676 00:42:12,460 --> 00:42:14,496 No? 677 00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,298 I can't put Debbie through this. 678 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:17,813 I won't. 679 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,458 I care too much about her. 680 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:21,371 (Stan) Tom! 681 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:24,054 I've still got friends in Ireland. I can disappear there. 682 00:42:24,140 --> 00:42:26,051 The DNA results came back. 683 00:42:26,140 --> 00:42:29,530 The skin samples from under her fingernails - they've got a match. 684 00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:32,054 It's some bloke on the other side of the city, a three-times sex offender. 685 00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:34,779 (Stan) They made an arrest this afternoon. 686 00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:36,691 Fuck off! 687 00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,374 How's the girl? 688 00:42:41,460 --> 00:42:43,132 Still under sedation. 689 00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:45,780 She's traumatised, Tom. You can't blame her. 690 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,657 I don't. 691 00:42:47,740 --> 00:42:48,934 Not for a minute. 692 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:07,973 - Thank you. - Welcome. 693 00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:11,370 (lndian accent) All right, lamb tikka masala... 694 00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:15,578 (Normal voice)... from an old recipe of my dear departed mother. 695 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:18,128 Guests first. 696 00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:21,899 Kelly's vegetarian, Dad. 697 00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:23,857 Oh. 698 00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:25,771 So your body's a temple, is it? 699 00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:31,097 In terms of animal products, yeah. 700 00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:35,219 In terms of spunk, I'm tested regular, so no worries on that front. 701 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,139 - Cheese on toast do you, love? - That'd be great. 702 00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:43,732 Could I have that an' all? 703 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:07,494 Right, so, how did you two meet? I want to hear all about it. 704 00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,571 Tom took her for her cycling proficiency test at school. 705 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:11,093 No, he didn't! 706 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,370 As a matter of fact, I asked him out. 707 00:44:16,540 --> 00:44:17,973 Right. 708 00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:21,052 And have you always been interested in girls much younger than yourself? 709 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:26,571 No. No, no, this is a one-off circumstance. 710 00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:29,458 - Ignore her, she's just stirring it. - I am not! 711 00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:31,451 Yes, you are! 712 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:36,172 So, what's it like... giving birth? 713 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:41,493 It must be one of the most wondrous things a person can experience. 714 00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,093 Hm. 715 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:44,374 SNIGGERING 716 00:44:44,460 --> 00:44:48,851 Well, if you're a fella, imagine shitting a football, 717 00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:51,090 or trying to pull your lip over the top of your head, 718 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:54,490 because that's about the closest I can describe it. 719 00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:58,573 - What's the occasion again? - Meeting Debbie's fella. 720 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:00,815 Oh, yeah! 721 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:03,539 So come on. 722 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:10,415 - When this country meant something... - Fuck's sake. 723 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,570 - Shall we clear away now? - Yeah. 724 00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:13,979 - Aye. - Yep. 725 00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:15,778 FRANK RAMBLES 726 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:21,571 ...and Major and Thatcher... - (Norma) Mon. Mon, is there no pud? 727 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:24,049 - We're not having pudding tonight. - Debbie's arranged a screening. 728 00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:26,449 Oh, aye? What of? 729 00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:29,134 It's on the computer. It's only short. 730 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:31,973 Snatch Book clips. Only last a couple of minute. 731 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,658 Fucking no! Please wait! 732 00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:42,173 No, please! 733 00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:45,650 Was it Natalie Wood was in The Searchers? 734 00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:49,050 Oh, yeah, and she was drop dead gorgeous in that an' all. Phwoar! 735 00:45:49,140 --> 00:45:51,654 I always wanted to be like that. 736 00:45:53,980 --> 00:45:56,494 Tracking down Indians, I mean. 737 00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:03,418 Little Big Man - that was brilliant. Dustin Hoffman - a god! 738 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:08,289 Keep rollin', rollin', rollin' Keep movin', movin', movin'... 739 00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:12,055 - (Mickey) 'I believe in love, Alfie.' - Keep those doggies movin'... 740 00:46:12,140 --> 00:46:15,177 - 'Without true love, we just exist.' - Rawhide 741 00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:19,333 Don't try to understand 'em Just rope and throw and brand 'em... 742 00:46:19,420 --> 00:46:26,292 (All) Soon we'll be livin' high and wide My heart's calculatin'... 743 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:29,258 'Cilla Black is underestimated as a philosopher. 744 00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:34,289 'People talk about Bob Dylan and that, but he just fuckin' moans! 745 00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:37,178 'Cilla had summat to say. 746 00:46:37,260 --> 00:46:40,377 'Always had legs like toothpicks, though. 747 00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:44,738 'Well, then again, I suppose most Scousers are undernourished.' 748 00:46:44,820 --> 00:46:48,608 Yee-haa! 749 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,019 (All) Rawhide! 750 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:52,216 LAUGHTER 751 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:35,053 Come on, open the door! Let us in! 752 00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:37,449 CHEERING 753 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:41,215 If that's her bikini line, she must wear Bermuda shorts to the beach! 754 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:43,052 Got nice tits, though. 755 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:49,454 LAUGHTER 756 00:47:49,540 --> 00:47:53,294 - Norma Starkey! - Sexy mama! 757 00:47:53,344 --> 00:47:57,894 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56612

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