Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,359
The Chatsworth Estate
is no Garden of Eden,
2
00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,759
but it's been a good home to me,
Frank Gallagher, and me kids,
3
00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:14,979
who I'm proud of,
cos every single one of 'em
4
00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:16,979
reminds me a little of me.
5
00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:21,519
They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
6
00:00:22,020 --> 00:00:26,019
Lip, a bit of a gobshite, which is
why nobody calls him Philip now.
7
00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:28,939
Ian, a lot like his mam,
which was handy for the others
8
00:00:28,940 --> 00:00:31,459
when she disappeared into thin air.
9
00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,799
And Carl - daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons.
10
00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,799
One, it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah. Two, nits love it.
11
00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:42,799
Debbie! Sent by God. Total angel.
You should check your change,
12
00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,999
but she'll go miles out of her way
to do you a favour.
13
00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,999
Plus little Liam.
Gonna be a star some day.
14
00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,999
Monica, the wife.
She's back, with her bird in tow,
15
00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,559
and we can't get shot of her.
16
00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,599
And the neighbours, eh?
17
00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:02,479
The neighbours.
Well, what can you say?
18
00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:06,319
Nothing, if you don't want your arms
breaking. Still, nobody's perfect.
19
00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:09,959
But, all of 'em, to a man,
know first and foremost
20
00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,959
one of the most vital necessities
in life is
21
00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:16,959
they know how to throw a party!
Heh, heh!
22
00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,439
Scatter!
23
00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,439
Geniophobia means fear of chins.
I mean, how mental is that?
24
00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,919
There are enough people in the world
scared of chins,
25
00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,559
someone bothered
to invent a word for it.
26
00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:35,479
At least be scared of something
rational, like, uh, kebab shops,
27
00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,999
or that meat paste you used to have
in your sandwiches for packed lunch.
28
00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,559
Only thing I'm scared
of is losing my Mon.
29
00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,159
Monophobia, probably.
And that's a big one.
30
00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:48,159
Trouble is, fear can make
you do irrational things.
31
00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,719
Frank!
32
00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,759
Huh? What the...?
33
00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,519
Huh? What the...?
Three little words.
34
00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,759
Just three little words.
35
00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,519
Pink Ladies jacket.
36
00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:01,759
That's what you promised me!
37
00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,759
December 1st, 1979 outside the ABC,
and did I ever get one? No!
38
00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,999
What the fuck you on about, Monica?
39
00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,479
What the fuck you on about, Monica?
You've let me down me whole life!
40
00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,319
That's all you've ever done!
41
00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,159
You been snorting your HRT again?
42
00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,919
Oh, that's right. Blame it on my
hormones, just like you always do!
43
00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:25,439
I mean, you know, pink jacket? What
the fuck are you on about, Monica?
44
00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,119
I'm half-awake here
and you're, "Neh, neh, neh, neh!"
45
00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,999
It makes you understand
OJ fucking...
46
00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,399
It makes you understand
OJ fucking... I don't feel wanted, Frank!
47
00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,559
It makes you understand
OJ fucking... I don't feel wanted, Frank!
48
00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,279
You chose me instead of Sheila...
49
00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,279
You chose me instead of Sheila...
I didn't choose you. I chose her.
50
00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,759
Anyway,
I'm still sleeping with Norma.
51
00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,119
Yeah, good on you, bird.
52
00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,359
You told him, then? I knew you would.
53
00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,479
What do you think of that, then,
Frank?
54
00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,359
Not quite the king dick
you thought you was, eh?
55
00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,999
Why do you always have to be there
every time I turn round?
56
00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,999
Five, six, seven, ten.
57
00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,399
Thank you, love. Come on, love. Bye.
58
00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,119
Hey, this ain't right.
59
00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,359
Hey, this ain't right.
Thanks a lot, love.
60
00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,279
Thank you.
61
00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,359
Ian says you wanted some...
62
00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,719
Ian says you wanted some...
Shh. Follow me.
63
00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:23,919
Have you got a job for me?
64
00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,559
Have you got a job for me?
This way. Come on.
65
00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,719
Come on, hurry up.
66
00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,959
Come on, hurry up.
Where are you taking me, Yvonne?
67
00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,039
What's all this about?
68
00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,999
What's all this about?
Call centre. Subcontracted it from Mumbai Telecom.
69
00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,559
They can't keep the staff over there.
70
00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:46,199
Who can blame 'em? Being shouted at
all day by pig-thick customers
71
00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,599
from over here who think they're God.
No amount of money's worth that.
72
00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,079
So what are you saying?
The calls go via India
73
00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,399
then get re-routed back here?
74
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,919
then get re-routed back here?
Yeah. Nice little earner.
75
00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,559
Got trouble with IT, though.
These computers are shite.
76
00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,399
I'll give you ten quid an hour
if you sort 'em out for me.
77
00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,279
How does it go again,
Yvonne, with the phones?
78
00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,999
For God's sake, Lilian.
You answer the call.
79
00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,879
You make out you're Indian,
pretending to be English.
80
00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,159
And every now and then,
chuck summat in about the weather.
81
00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,119
Or curry. Or whatever
you've had for your lunch.
82
00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:23,079
Something that sounds English.
83
00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,519
Nadia'll show you
what's wrong with the computers.
84
00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,879
Hello? Yes.
85
00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:33,719
I am being very happy
to hear from you. Fish and chips.
86
00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,719
It's a good job
I'm only paying her Mumbai rates.
87
00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,239
Excuse me. They won't let us
put the data into them properly.
88
00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:48,639
Right. Do you want to show me?
89
00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:57,519
Right. Right, what I thought
we'd do, Mon, was, um...
90
00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:01,639
uh, we'd...go out,
just you and me,
91
00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:05,399
and talk. And eat...
92
00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,279
What with, Frank?
93
00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:11,279
Well...
94
00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,079
What are you doing, Monica?
95
00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,279
Have you seen this, Frank?
Have you seen what Norma got me?
96
00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,879
28 years I've waited for you
to get me one of these,
97
00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,319
and Norma goes and gets it for me
just like that.
98
00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,679
Well, give her a peanut!
99
00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,159
Well, give her a peanut!
Hey! Are you calling me a monkey?
100
00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:31,159
The point I'm making, Frank, is
that Norma puts herself out for me.
101
00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,519
She buys me things.
102
00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,599
If a fucking jacket's
all it takes...
103
00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,959
Oh, you just watch your mouth!
104
00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,959
Oh, you just watch your mouth!
Oh, piss off, Shrek!
105
00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,919
Fucking hell!
106
00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,679
And that impresses you, does it?
107
00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,799
That what you want?
108
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,799
That what you want?
What I want, Frank, is somebody who will fight for me,
109
00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,999
and make me feel wanted.
110
00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,999
OK. So...
111
00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,039
Your name's Lip, isn't it?
112
00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,999
Yeah. How do you know that?
113
00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,999
I think I've just...
Maybe I've seen you around.
114
00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,199
I wish I could say the same.
115
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,999
How's it going?
116
00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,999
Yeah. Sweet.
117
00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:26,559
No sweat.
Should be able to get this sorted.
118
00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,359
Right.
119
00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:32,359
See you later, then.
120
00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,919
Do you think
it'll take long to sort out?
121
00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,719
Well... computers are...
122
00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:46,239
pretty tricky things.
123
00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,559
Are you OK?
124
00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,559
Yeah, course I am.
125
00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:02,399
"Are you OK?" Course I'm OK!
126
00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,439
Don't let her get to you.
127
00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:15,439
She's only sleeping with Norma
cos she buys her things.
128
00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,519
But she's doing it for the money.
129
00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,519
And Norma's got a wallet-full
at the moment.
130
00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:26,879
Back in the game, kid.
131
00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,479
Back in the game.
132
00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,959
What the hell are you doing, Frank?
133
00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,759
What the hell are you doing, Frank?
I... Sorry, I thought I heard a noise.
134
00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,239
Fuck off, you did!
What you doing, creeping round...
135
00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,839
What?
136
00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:37,279
Rape.
137
00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:37,999
What?
138
00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,999
RAPE!
139
00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,959
Ooh... What did you do that for?
140
00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,479
It's all about bottle
for you blokes, isn't it?
141
00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:51,479
When the fuck will you learn
that no means no?
142
00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,599
Fuck you got a gun for?
143
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,799
For when I'm on the run.
Bastard truckers try and jump us.
144
00:08:56,800 --> 00:09:00,679
Someone's tried?
145
00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,199
Shut up!
146
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,839
And... get your pants off.
147
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,239
Don't fuck me.
148
00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:09,199
Oh, shut up.
It's for...for forensics.
149
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,479
I'm taking you down the nick.
150
00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:27,059
God's sake! Liam, come back.
151
00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:35,019
Come on, I'm bleeding
to fucking death here.
152
00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:39,019
Shut it, Frank.
153
00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:48,299
Oh, for fuck's sake! Help! Open up!
154
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,299
Stand back.
Let's have a bit of room.
155
00:09:56,300 --> 00:09:58,819
Come on, let's have
a little bit of room.
156
00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:01,019
I'm saying me homework blew up.
157
00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:04,179
This is the third one this week.
It has gotta be a campaign.
158
00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:07,059
It's just kids, they're
bored and get the bangers out.
159
00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:09,099
This is no way just kids, Stan.
160
00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,979
Co-ordinated attacks.
This could be serious.
161
00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:12,779
No.
162
00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,619
Right, we asked you to stay back.
163
00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:18,859
We've got live explosives so,
unless you want to lose a limb...
164
00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:23,019
Karen, customers.
165
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,819
Who's in charge here?
166
00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:26,579
I'm exhausted.
167
00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:30,259
Kids and them fireworks. Haven't
had a wink of sleep for nights.
168
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:34,259
That's no fireworks. Just been
another one right outside yours.
169
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,379
What do you mean?
170
00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:38,579
Police everywhere,
sniffer dogs, the lot.
171
00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:41,779
Oh my God! We're under attack!
172
00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:42,779
What's all the ballyhoo?
173
00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:46,779
Bomb's has gone off or something,
somewhere near yours.
174
00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:58,979
Christ!
175
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:03,619
Bit old for a midnight
feast, aren't you?
176
00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:05,419
Have you turfed any pans out?
177
00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:07,099
I've lost something.
178
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,659
I've lost something.
Your marbles, by the looks of it.
179
00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:13,659
No, it's just the thing I have
lost, it's a wee bit important!
180
00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,619
I've misplaced...
181
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:23,619
The thing I've misplaced...
182
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:29,299
My Semtex, I've lost my Semtex.
183
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:33,739
You've had Semtex in this house!
184
00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:36,659
You promised never again, Paddy.
185
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:39,579
It took ages for my eyebrows
to grow back after
186
00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:42,619
that fertiliser went off
in the airing cupboard.
187
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,299
The Semtex isn't mine.
188
00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:49,299
Remember those two guys who came
round with the salmon?
189
00:11:57,140 --> 00:12:00,539
They're not my cousins.
190
00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,699
Who are they?
191
00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:06,699
I've got to do a job
with them, crack a safe.
192
00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:08,819
Payback for the old days.
193
00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:12,059
I wouldn't have had it in
the cupboard otherwise, would I?
194
00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:16,059
What the hell am I supposed to do?!
195
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:41,099
There's another one gone off
outside the bus station.
196
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,739
We're already on to it.
197
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,499
Stan's volunteered to help.
198
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:49,499
We're doing surveillance.
Just off out now.
199
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:57,459
I have come to report
an attempted rape.
200
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,779
Oh, well, Stan's your man.
201
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:05,779
I'd be useless, y'know,
women's stuff, all that.
202
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,259
You'd better take this one, Stan.
203
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,579
I'll need a WPC though to
take a statement. Carrie...
204
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:15,899
We'll see you later, so.
I'll do your surveillance for you.
205
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:19,339
Good luck.
206
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,979
Are you gonna
pay attention or what?
207
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:25,979
I am a vulnerable woman.
208
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,259
Mum, how do you spell emphysema?
209
00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,619
What's that you've got?
210
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:31,779
Sick note.
211
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,739
Ask your father.
212
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:36,379
He's not here.
213
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:39,219
Or look in the dictionary.
214
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:42,059
But I don't know how you spell it.
215
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:46,059
Fucking hell.
216
00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:57,579
Frank...?
217
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:04,179
You're a bit keen, aren't you?
It's only eight.
218
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:07,459
I said I'd look at
that laptop for Nadia.
219
00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:08,099
Right.
220
00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:08,819
Fuck off!
221
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,619
Fancy her, do ya?
222
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,579
I'm with Mandy, in
case you hadn't noticed.
223
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:16,579
Yeah, but, y'know, gorgeous girl,
what bloke wouldn't, eh?
224
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:19,019
Well, except you, obviously.
225
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,939
Well, except you, obviously.
For Christ's sake, Lip, keep up!
226
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,659
Nadia's a bloke.
227
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:26,939
Naz! I thought you knew.
228
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,539
Fuck off!
229
00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:32,539
Everybody else does. I thought
the name would have given it away. D'you never watch Big Brother?
230
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:39,619
Oh, and you think that's funny,
do ya? Why didn't you stop me?
231
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,579
Stop what?
232
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,059
Flirting with her...
233
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:44,259
It's disgusting.
234
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:47,619
It's disgusting.
You what?
235
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,979
You what, Lip?
236
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,139
You don't joke about
stuff like that.
237
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:55,139
Should have fucking known.
238
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,219
Hiya, Lip.
239
00:14:57,220 --> 00:15:01,219
Just stay away from me!
240
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:06,899
Outside, please! This is
confidential police business.
241
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,779
Are we really allowed
to bug people's phones?
242
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,019
How else are we gonna find out
who's trying to blow this estate up?
243
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,619
You think they're gonna
talk about it over the phone?
244
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,259
Ssh!
245
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:22,139
That's it coming.
246
00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:24,179
'Am I speaking to an angling man?'
247
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:27,419
Oh, it's cousin Michael, is it?
248
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:29,819
Sorry about that, Michael.
Bit of noise here.
249
00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:32,499
What's that, Michael? Sorry, Michael.
250
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,499
'The water's calm tonight.'
251
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,499
Tonight?
252
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,059
'Bring your tackle.'
253
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:41,059
Right.
254
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:47,699
Shit! Fuck! Shit! Shit!
Shitty shit! Shit! Shit!
255
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:07,619
Mickey, that stuff I gave you
to get shot of - Semtex.
256
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,979
What have you done with it?
257
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,939
I buried it.
258
00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,099
Listen, I want it back.
259
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,579
Listen, I want it back.
You said you didn't want it in the house again.
260
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:17,939
It's not your dad's.
261
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,979
It belongs to his cousins.
262
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,979
They need it tonight,
so fucking un-bury it before
263
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:28,219
they bury your dad, all right?
264
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:34,019
Move, dickhead.
265
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,779
Debbie, love, have you seen your dad?
266
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,299
He ran off with the milkman.
267
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:42,579
He's never up this early and
the Dormobile's not there either.
268
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:46,579
Maybe he ran off with Norma,
the love they couldn't fight.
269
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,299
So he tried to rape you,
but somehow you got his pants?
270
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,779
Men!
271
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:59,459
Women unite!
272
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,219
Reclaim the nights!
273
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,659
Hey, I know self-defence, me.
274
00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:07,659
Wouldn't have to if you lot did
your jobs properly. What the fuck?!
275
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:15,019
So, where is he then?
276
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,419
Well, I don't know.
No-one's seen either of them
277
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:30,419
and I'm not happy about it.
278
00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:40,259
Hiya.
279
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,499
I don't know.
Nothing but dramas in this house.
280
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,779
What am I supposed to have done?
281
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:01,859
I was just angry, all right. Nadia.
282
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,939
Doesn't exactly fit the Trade
Descriptions Act, does it?
283
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:07,739
"But it's disgusting!" Just because
it's a bloke who fancies you?
284
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,419
No.
285
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:11,659
That's what you said, innit?
286
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:14,739
You're the only person in this place
who I thought I understood.
287
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,059
Fuck's sake, Ian.
288
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,019
You just don't get it, do you?
289
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:20,219
I was the one who kept this a
secret for you for all this time.
290
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:21,139
Yeah, I wonder why!
291
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,419
What?
292
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:26,419
OK, come on, let's go down the pub
and tell everyone you're gay.
293
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:27,739
Is that what you want?
294
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,739
Is that what you want?
Piss off, they'd fucking kill me, you know they would. Fuck you, Lip!
295
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:35,859
Yeah, you want to.
296
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:37,579
What's going on?
297
00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:38,819
What are you fighting for?
298
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:42,819
Get out, will you!
299
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:52,899
Serves you right for flirting with
another girl then - sorry, boy.
300
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:56,179
How would you like it if
another girl came on to you?
301
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:59,979
Wouldn't bother me.
Anyway, I've snogged loads of girls.
302
00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,739
Oh, come on.
303
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,739
Quickest way to turn a lad on
is pretending to be a lesbian. Or hadn't you noticed?
304
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,579
Anyway, you shag me up the arse.
305
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,059
Yeah, but that's different.
306
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:12,819
Is it?
307
00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:16,819
You need to sort this out with Ian.
308
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,619
Well?
309
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:25,619
Look, Debs, there's some things
you don't know, that you might...
310
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:28,419
I know you're gay, Ian.
311
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:29,979
It's obvious.
312
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:33,779
You haven't exactly got girlfriends
coming out of your ears, have you?
313
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:37,259
And you can dance.
314
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,059
Does Carl know too?
315
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:47,059
He doesn't care, Ian,
and neither do I.
316
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:53,219
Pity Lip don't feel the same.
317
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,299
It's funny, isn't it...
318
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,179
being...
319
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,979
cooped up here in this...
320
00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:21,979
tiny space together.
321
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,779
It makes you feel kind of...
322
00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:27,299
Bored, yeah, I know.
323
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,459
Why do you think I
put in for a transfer?
324
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,099
A mate of mine in Nottingham
gets riots twice a week.
325
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,699
The best we get is a tent.
326
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,699
Yes, and you say
that, but look at us here!
327
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,739
Tapping the phone!
328
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,259
Listen!
329
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,179
Bingo!
330
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,939
That's it there.
Let's bust 'em!
331
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:57,259
Stay back, sweetheart.
You've done your bit.
332
00:20:57,260 --> 00:20:59,179
Now leave it to the pros.
333
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,739
What?
334
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:05,739
This can't be right.
It's Yvonne's shop.
335
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,099
Police!
336
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:13,819
What the fuck
do you think you're doing?
337
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,459
Arresting a terrorist cell.
Get your head down!
338
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:20,459
Calm down!
339
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,979
Don't know what you're
doing with that, do you?
340
00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:27,019
Dad's gonna fucking kill us,
you know.
341
00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,259
I'll open it for you, dickhead.
342
00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:31,819
I buried it over there.
343
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:32,459
Over there!
344
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,539
Bastard.
345
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:37,499
And, despite the ongoing
investigation, police are no closer
346
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,579
to catching the bombers.
347
00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:43,379
In other news, local journalist
and broadcaster Tariq Omar
348
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:47,379
received a special award for his
interview with Osama Bin Laden.
349
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:51,139
How he gained access to Bin Laden,
America's most wanted terrorist,
350
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:54,259
is a secret he refuses to divulge.
351
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:57,619
Bin Laden, who the White House
say could be anywhere in the world,
352
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:01,619
hasn't been seen since
he was spotted in the stands...
353
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,659
Right, so...
354
00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:08,059
We can rule out the claim that
you're the world's most wanted man.
355
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,859
Stan, come on!
356
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:14,859
But that leaves a much
more serious complaint.
357
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:18,699
Ms Starkey
alleges that you tried to rape her.
358
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:22,219
Ms Starkey
alleges that you tried to rape her. Have you seen her yourself?
359
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:24,459
In person?
360
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,979
Miss Starkey alleges that
you broke into her van.
361
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:29,939
MY van! Not broken,
the door was open.
362
00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:33,619
In the early hours of the morning.
What were you doing, Frank?
363
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,179
I was just...
364
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:36,779
If you didn't actually touch her...
365
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,379
No, I didn't.
366
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:39,019
Well, then...
367
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:41,259
Well, I mean, I did, but...
368
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:45,259
I only wanted to get my hands
on her... on something that
369
00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,699
she had that I wanted.
370
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:55,699
The, the... I mean, all right,
371
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:59,059
I did touch her,
but just a little bit,
372
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:03,059
just here...
373
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:06,099
Norma Starkey is
pressing charges of attempted rape,
374
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:10,099
so you'll be taken to court this
afternoon to plead, pending a trial.
375
00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:15,019
No means no, Frank.
This is serious.
376
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:19,019
You could get ten years.
377
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,919
Oh! So, there you are(!)
378
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,599
I don't suppose it occurred to you
that I'd been worried sick all day?!
379
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,799
There's something
I need to tell you.
380
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,799
Frank... Frank...
381
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,199
He tried to rape me.
382
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,239
Don't be so ridiculous, Norma.
383
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,199
What a stupid thing to say.
384
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,999
No, no. It's true, right, Mon.
385
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,999
Last night, he...
came into the van and he...
386
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,639
...he touched us.
387
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,239
You're not his type, Norm.
388
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,999
Anyway, why should he want
to do that when he's got me?
389
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,679
Although he very nearly didn't
the time you two have been gone.
390
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,439
I've been so hungry. I haven't been
able to eat anything all day.
391
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,279
I've been that churned up.
392
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,199
But Mon, right, he...!
393
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,199
Norm, isn't it nice,
394
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:18,879
just you and me in the house...
395
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,879
Frank not here?
396
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,199
Ooh! Uh.
397
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:38,319
So you... you want me
to get you some food then?
398
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,239
That'd be nice.
399
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,239
And you've got a
proper kitchen to use, an'all.
400
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,679
I'll just finish
watching my programme.
401
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,599
It's not here, Micky!
402
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,359
It's not here!
403
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:03,159
It's not fucking there!
What the fuck did you do with it?
404
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,159
Hello, there. What can I do for you?
405
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,279
They say I'm the stupid one!
406
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,159
You're hurting me!
407
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,519
Which organisation do you work for?
408
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,519
It's some kind of car insurance,
I think. We don't really...
409
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,399
Which terror organisation?
410
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,839
Come again?
411
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,839
Who gives you your orders
of where to bomb?
412
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,599
It's a fucking call-centre!
413
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,399
Where's my one phone call?
414
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,839
You don't get another sentence
out of me till my lawyer gets here.
415
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,839
Let's try again. You claim
you're innocent, so explain
416
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:47,839
why you were on the phone today
ordering deadly poison.
417
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,359
I never.
418
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,199
We've got you on tape!
419
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,279
Your voice. Your phone line.
420
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,799
Ordering ricin.
421
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,199
Oh, no. I know what that was.
422
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,199
It was all that talk about lunch
made me hungry so I rang my friend
423
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,759
at Mumbai Telecom.
424
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,599
Before you serve the jalfrezi,
425
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,239
mix in a little bit of garam
masala and fresh coriander.
426
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,439
Lovely.
427
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,519
And sprinkle a little bit on top.
428
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,519
I'll have to get some rice in.
429
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,639
If you'd like to go back to work...
430
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,799
You must be fucking joking!
431
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,719
Hey! There's a fine for
that kind of language!
432
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,719
I know about unlawful arrest,
police harassment and racial discrimination.
433
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,559
There's no need for
anyone to get their...
434
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,559
Six-figure compensation for
distress and loss of earnings?
435
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,479
I can have your balls on a plate.
436
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,479
Not if I get them first.
437
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,639
Stan, me old mate.
Can I have a word?
438
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,039
Well?
439
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,879
Bored! Bored! Bored!
440
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,879
Roll on my transfer.
441
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,759
You made the fucking bombs?!
442
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,799
You don't want her to transfer!
443
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,239
And I hadn't logged the stuff,
444
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,879
so I looked up how to make
them on the internet.
445
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,359
It's gone a little bit wrong...
446
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,799
You're telling me?!
447
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,079
Don't grass us up, Stan.
448
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,719
I wanted to give her a bit
of excitement, you know?
449
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,959
If Yvonne makes the complaint,
they'll find out it was me
450
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,279
and I'll lose me job!
451
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,439
And you'll be implicated, too.
452
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,439
And then we'll all be in the shit!
453
00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:53,359
All right. But I want all your
shifts with her for the next two months - days and nights.
454
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,239
You have fucking
proper pickled my head.
455
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,199
Why have you had us digging
if you knew Semtex weren't there?
456
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,839
I thought you'd grass me up.
457
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,879
Who to?
458
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,479
To mam and dad cos
you're a spiteful bastard.
459
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,719
Dad's gonna fucking kill us,
you know that.
460
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,079
Why? It was me who did it.
461
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,319
But I'll get the blamed,
I always do! You know I will!
462
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,319
Sshhh!
463
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,799
Is that mum's hand cream?
464
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,119
Is that mum's hand cream?
No.
465
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:31,119
We can't leave here
until we think of a plan.
466
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,639
All day in a court house cos...
467
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,839
Oh, look. It's the filthy pervert.
468
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,839
In your fucking dreams.
I've had a restraining order slapped on me, haven't I?
469
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,119
Can't come within 50 feet of ya.
470
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,359
Then sod off!
471
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,599
Er... It's my house!
472
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,359
So fly! Fly, bird!
473
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,519
50 feet, back to the van.
474
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,079
Or further into the traffic,
in Dusseldorf.
475
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,519
I can't be here with him!
It's too traumatic.
476
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,919
I'm having flashbacks.
477
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,919
You know where I am if you want me.
478
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,519
What's she meant to have done?
479
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,599
I didn't know where you were,
Frank. I've been worried.
480
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,479
Woke up all on my own.
481
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:31,479
Monica, she's accused
me of trying to rape her.
482
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,599
I mean, I didn't do it.
Of course I fucking didn't.
483
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,599
It's all a ruse to get me out
of the way so she can... Innit?
484
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,919
And then there's the Old Bill doing
the dance...and they believe her!
485
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,519
I'm serious, Monica!
They're saying I could go to prison.
486
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:54,639
It always has to be about you,
doesn't it?
487
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,879
She accused you of rape?
488
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,879
She accused you of rape?
Yeah, I know.
489
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,679
What do you think
you're doing, Norma?
490
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,319
Dad wouldn't have raped you.
491
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,119
You stay out of this, Debbie.
492
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,279
It's a police matter now.
493
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,279
You don't know what men are capable
of when they unleash their...
494
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,639
Look, I know you're a
bright kid, Debbie. But...
495
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,119
What happened to
lesbianwomenfortruthandjustice.com?!
496
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,599
Why is the woman never believed?
497
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:40,039
He wasn't trying to rape you,
Norma.
498
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:44,039
Wasn't he after your money?
499
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,919
Are you gonna file
my complaint or...?
500
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,519
Certainly.
501
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,279
I just need to see your
licence for the business.
502
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,599
My...?
503
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,959
Your licence?
I take it you do have one.
504
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:58,959
And proof that you're paying the
minimum wage and making NI staff contributions and paying tax.
505
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,599
I think it must be at the shop.
I'll go and get it.
506
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,719
Tom?
507
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,719
Super wants to see us.
508
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,959
Double whisky.
509
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,399
What's the matter with you?
510
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,559
Bastard bombers.
511
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,559
Just ruin it for the
rest of us, don't they?
512
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,079
How am I supposed to get hold of any
Semtex when nobody's shifting any?
513
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:57,079
How the hell should I know?!
514
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,799
Three.
515
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,639
No way. A quid 50.
516
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,639
1.80. Final offer.
517
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,359
2.50. And throw in his chain.
518
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,159
Oi! Prick!
519
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,599
Two quid. Take it or leave it.
520
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:16,599
2.20.
521
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,599
Nice doing business with you.
522
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,599
I've got more
colours if you want them.
523
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:46,759
Ian. Come on, mate.
Just let me buy you a drink.
524
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,519
Fine.
525
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,159
Venue of my choice.
526
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,959
Gay bar.
527
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,959
Sure. Wherever you want.
528
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,479
See you later then.
529
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,479
Hi. What can I get you?
530
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,279
That wasn't so bad.
531
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,279
We were only trying to catch 'em.
532
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,759
It's more than anyone
else here was doing.
533
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:20,759
Yvonne didn't make a formal
complaint and the bombers are still out there, we might still get them.
534
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,199
He's put me back on parking tickets.
535
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,199
I'm not allowed near actual people
till I've learnt to control myself.
536
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,039
Two whole months!
537
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,039
And he turned my transfer down.
538
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,359
Those will be your shifts,
but if you don't want to do it...
539
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,359
Those will be your shifts,
but if you don't want to do it... I'll do it.
540
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,679
Frank.
541
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,679
Frank.
What? Fuckin' hell, stay away from me! I'm a mad fucking rapist!
542
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,519
You're only doing this
to get a shot at Monica.
543
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,439
I'll tell you what,
you're not gonna drive us apart
544
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,799
because we are like that.
545
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,759
Big love, in the eyes of God -
can't touch us.
546
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,239
I'm gonna drop the charges.
547
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,239
If you piss off.
548
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,599
You what?
549
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,679
I want Monica back.
You piss off and I'll get her.
550
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,679
You can come back
once she's home with me.
551
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,999
Where am I gonna go that's
gonna give me a fucking bar tab?
552
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:28,639
I'll give you a grand, but you go
and don't tell Monica I asked you to.
553
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,359
That's the deal.
554
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:35,359
If you want it, I'll be
waiting with the money tonight.
555
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,599
How much do you love her now, Frank?
556
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,679
Thank God you still had it.
557
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,679
Not a word to your dad
or you're dead.
558
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,119
'..has increased cafe culture
across the UK.'
559
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,999
I thought you had done another bunk.
560
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,119
I can't just sit around and
wait for you all the time, Frank.
561
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,719
Dad, remember you have the
work focus interview tomorrow.
562
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:26,959
Do you want me to come with you?
563
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,959
Yeah, thanks love.
564
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,039
Poor little Frank.
565
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:44,039
You're turning into my own
big bad outlaw?
566
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,519
Do you want to tie me up?
567
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,159
Take me captive in the forest,
568
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,159
torment me with your bow and arrow?
569
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,879
♪ World, hold on
570
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,679
♪ Come on... ♪
571
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,319
Do you think you can handle it?
572
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,319
Do you think you can handle it?
Yeah. Big deal. It's just a club.
573
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,239
Really?
574
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,959
What can I get you?
575
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,959
It's Ian.
Do you remember from last week?
576
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,239
Sorry?
577
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,919
Sorry?
Couple of beers, please.
578
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,639
Do you want a free one?
579
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,999
Yeah, why not?
580
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,999
Usual terms, boys.
Usual terms. Come on!
581
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,239
Oi!
582
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:47,239
Hey, what are you doing?! Ian?!
583
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,999
Listen, I know you're angry but
584
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,759
your sister, the mad one,
585
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,119
is she still sleeping with that
twat from the construction site?
586
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,639
I'm not fucking
asking her for anything.
587
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,639
I need the Semtex by tonight.
588
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:53,119
I've no-one left to ask.
589
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,079
You don't need her, you've got me.
590
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,079
Though God knows you don't
deserve me after lying to me.
591
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,279
You didn't look properly, did you?
592
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:09,279
It was in by the Soda Stream.
593
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,479
I found it.
594
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,359
But that's not...
595
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,359
I...
596
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,679
Oh, my darling! What would I do
without you?
597
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,159
I'm sorry I lied.
I swear I'll never do it again.
598
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,999
You better not!
599
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,719
Have you never lied to me?
600
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,759
Only about my age.
601
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,759
I was only 13 the first time we did
it - I didn't want to put you off.
602
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:50,039
13?
603
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,079
Frank?
604
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:44,079
Where are you going?
605
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:56,399
Monic....
606
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,039
I...
607
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,199
It's this court case.
It's killing me.
608
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,039
I can't put you through
it or the kiddies.
609
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,999
I'm just going to be a burden to you.
610
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,279
So you were just going
to go then, were you?
611
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,279
Into the night...
612
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,359
Go where?
613
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,399
All right, Debbie?
What's going on?
614
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,879
Um, er, nothing...
615
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,879
Your father says he's leaving us
without even saying goodbye.
616
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:31,559
No, no... No, no.
617
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,919
I'm.... She... It's...
618
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,919
Look, Debbie, it's Norma.
619
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,399
She wants to send me to prison
and I can't, I just can't.
620
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,799
I'm a free spirit.
621
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,599
Prison would...
622
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,239
But you didn't do it.
623
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,439
Yeah, I know but...
624
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,599
Can't you tell Norma
to drop the charges?
625
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,359
No, no. She's just...
626
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,479
It's not going to happen, is it?
She's got me by the...
627
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,359
It's not going to happen, is it?
She's got me by the... Let's see about that.
628
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,759
Monica!
629
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,519
Monica!
630
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:13,519
Monica!
631
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,079
Yeah, I knew you'd...
632
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,199
Monica?
633
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,199
Now, pumpkin. I've come to ask you
to drop the charges against Frank.
634
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,999
Monica, he tried to rape me.
635
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,039
Norma, he's hasn't got it in him.
636
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,319
Besides which, he is the kids'
dad and if he ever went to prison
637
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:40,319
I could never forgive you.
Let alone do anything else.
638
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,519
So, do we have a deal?
639
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,239
Oh, what's that?
640
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,239
Is that money to buy the sunglasses
and shoes to go with the jacket?
641
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,279
Oh, bless.
642
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,279
Love you, pumpkin.
643
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:10,319
Got a present for you.
644
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,359
What a bastard.
645
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,519
Are you looking for this?
646
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,519
Yeah, thanks.
647
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,119
How much do you love yourself?
648
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,319
You still reckon I've got a
problem with gay men then?
649
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,399
Yeah. You can't get them off you.
650
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,399
He's a sound guy, actually.
And he gave me his number.
651
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,439
Yeah!
652
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,399
Jammy bastard!
653
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,119
So how much do you think
that's worth then?
654
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,319
Oh, piss off!
655
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,319
Yeah! Come on!
656
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:53,719
Syngenesophobia. Fear of relatives,
Only Monica's, though.
657
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,399
Bastards, the lot of them.
658
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,799
Well, except Carl maybe.
659
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,759
He's all right.
660
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,319
Can you keep the noise down?
661
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,839
Little Liam is quite sweet.
662
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,159
Fuck off!
663
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,959
Pricks! Except when he's putting
dead mice up your exhaust.
664
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:21,960
www.addic7ed.com
665
00:43:22,010 --> 00:43:26,560
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
49683
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof