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Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth
Estate is the Garden of Eden,
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but it's been a good home to us.
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To me, Frank Gallagher
and me kids, who I'm proud of,
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cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
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They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip any more.
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Ian, a lot like his mam,
which was handy for the others when she disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl, daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons.
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One, it stand on end
and makes him look like Toyah.
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Two, nits love it.
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Debbie. Sent by God. Total Angel.
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You've to check your change,
but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour.
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Plus lickle Liam.
He's gonna be a star some day.
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Monica, the wife.
She's back, with her bird in tow.
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And we can't get shot of her.
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And the neighbours.
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The neighbours.
Well, what can you say?
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Nothing if you don't want your arms
breaking. Still, nobody's perfect.
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But, all of them, to a man,
know first and foremost one of
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the most vital necessities is...
They know how to throw a party!
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www.addic7ed.com
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Gonna make some toast..
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'Cock.
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'Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.
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'When I'm not looking for it,
I'm looking at it.
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'I'm thinking about it.
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'Women reckon we're in control of it.
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'Blame blokes when they
land straight hard-ons.
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'Like we know what it's gonna do.'
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Liam!
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'My mate's cat was settling for
a sleep on me the other day.
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'I was like the Hilton fucking Tower.
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'And I don't want sex with a cat.
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'I don't.'
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Mandy!
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I've just been sacked.
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Ian!
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It says they can't
afford to pay me any more.
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I heard the chip shop were looking.
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Is now the best time
to discuss this?
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It's a shit job.
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But they can't just sack
me like it means nothing.
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Right, this is about Kash.
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No.
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You're not still
shagging him, are you?
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Speaking of which.
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He did it by fucking letter.
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Your family.
It's like a zoo in here.
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You can't do this to me.
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Look, Ian.
If there was any other way.
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You said whatever happened, you'd
always want me working here.
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This isn't about us
and I know what I said previously.
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This is about now. Business.
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Kash, you're talking to me.
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It's just business, OK?
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Business.
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My arse it is.
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Oi!
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What the fuck are you doin'?
You trashed my bike!
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They're gonna kill me,
if they catch me.
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What have you done?
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I'm not really into
trust games but... help us.
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Why?
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Because you're 'ere
and you've got a kind face.
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And if you don't, I'm
gonna get shot with shite.
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Look, I dunno.
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Fuck the kind face, then.
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Save us for a wedge.
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Kash is at mosque or Council
while his beautiful wife sits at home doin' her nails?
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When do I have time for
fucking nails?
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I'm not a fan of beauty treatments.
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I like natural.
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Stop looking at me arse.
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When were last time he did a
full day in his shop? Never.
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Cos he has too much fun at his
Council... All right, Kash?
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Trying to shag my wife again,
you can fuck off.
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Ian's not turned up so
I'm left to do everything!
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Unless you're gonna
stay and help me.
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Sorry, busy.
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Big day with the Council.
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Another thing. Red reminder -
you've not paid the phone bill!
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I said, I'll sort it.
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Kash!
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When you get angry, your lip curls.
It's kinda sexy.
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Do as the man says and fuck off!
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No! Oh!
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'Mimi? Hello?'
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Mimi?
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Mimi, love?
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Jesus Christ.
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You gave me the fright of my life.
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Kenny. Dead.
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What, your brother Kenny?
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30,000 volts in
his birthday barbecue.
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Well, you hated Kenny.
You threatened to have him shot if he didn't go to Australia.
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Bad things happen in threes, Patrick.
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Who's next? What's next?!
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Nobody's next.
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I'm cursed.
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Come on, don't give me
that shit from your grandmother.
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I told Fergal, me son, not to
come home and he's murdered.
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I told Kenny, me brother, to stop
sending me begging letters, he dies.
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What if I tell our baby Katie
to stop crying? She might...!
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Oh, my God!
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Come on. You didn't mean that.
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Come on. You've got to speak to me.
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You've got to speak to me.
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Come on, say something!
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You seen my bike?
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Yeah, it's wrecked.
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Fuck.
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You had to pick the
bin stinking of fishes, didn't you?
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Who's following ya?
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People from work.
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What's in the bag?
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Stuff! Will you fuck off, Colombo?
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Oi!
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Are these your clothes?
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Put 'em back!
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How much?
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What?
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T-shirt?
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Er, 20, 30?
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Look, just get sorted
and get out of here.
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Shit!
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How many times do
I have to tell you?
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Next time, I'll shove 'em up
your arse. They'll be safer.
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What have you done now, Einstein?
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Einstein, Einstein!
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Am I green? Have I got a
bolt sticking out of my head?
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No, Shane. You have nothing
sticking out of your head.
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Tell me you're not being
chased by the fucking Maguires.
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You know 'em?
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They live next door. You can't
stay here, they'll kill us both.
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They won't look under their nose.
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No way.
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I paid for a room, I'm staying.
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Fine. Keep your money.
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It'll take more than a few
quid to keep Paddy off my back.
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Fine. How much do you want?
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There's ten grand's worth of
scratch cards in 'ere.
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Fuckin' hell.
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Come on, just a word.
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Well, if not a word, then a smile.
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Come on, you know how beautiful
you look when you smile.
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Bad things happen
in threes, she said.
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Fergal, Kenny...
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Chuckles.
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What happened to it?
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Well, I think it must
have swallowed something.
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Come on, Chuckles. Din-din time.
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Tragedy.
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She told me to clean out
the cage otherwise
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she'd flush it down the toilet.
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Now it's dead. Third thing.
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At least I'm trying something.
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I've been skimming
off Shane for months.
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Well, what would you do if you were
left in a lock-up with 10 grand of scratchies inside?
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Leave 'em where they are, cos Paddy
Maguire'll break both your legs, you know that?
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Well, once I've cashed them he ain't
gonna see me for dust anyways.
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It'll take you weeks to get
through those.
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No, two days are all I've got.
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These were on the way to Glasgow
when Shane nicked them. When they don't turn up Monday morning
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they'll be made void,
the bar codes won't scan.
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So you've only got two days
to scratch them and cash them?
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70/30 split.
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Yeah, you see,
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I know what Paddy's really like,
so...
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60/40.
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60/40 and a blow-job.
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50/50.
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Fine.
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You missed out, you.
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Anna Sampson's blow jobs are
t' best in Manchester and
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it's not just me saying that.
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If you're staying,
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you're up in the attic and
you don't fucking come down.
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We should get to work.
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The Chatsworth estate is in trouble
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but the trouble is not crime,
it's health.
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A recent government survey
showed Chatsworth to be
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a UK heart attack hot spot.
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My Brendan was fat.
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He had heart attack written all
over him. It was crime did him.
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Shot.
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Mind you, he were carrying
a bag of chips at the time.
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This 250,000 which I have personally
secured from the council
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marks a major investment for us.
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On Monday, work will begin
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on the first Chatsworth
co-operative health centre.
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And to kick it all off this weekend,
the Chatsworth fun run.
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Get over it, it's not a real cheque!
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You're late.
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The bike wouldn't start.
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Sorry.
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Not looking good for the first week,
is it?
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Fast, hot and extra cheese.
You'll do well to remember that.
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Right.
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You know, I love biking nights like
this, the wind in your hair and that.
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Under yer 'elmet, obviously.
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Not like I've got any hair, but...
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Bullshit!
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A fun run?
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A fun run?
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A fun run?
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Yes, Frank, a fun run.
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Running isn't fun, just an excuse
for wankers in vests to show us
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how expensive their trainers are.
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There's 500 quid if you win.
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500 quid, is it?
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I should enter.
Save you having to wear out
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the tread in those new trainers.
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Fuck off.
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I always wear trainers.
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Digging,
now there's a fucking challenge.
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A fun dig, that'd be the correct
sort of competition.
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Might get a few useful
things done round here -
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public works, digs for victory,
Victorians in the sewers, all that.
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But will they sort that out?
Will they bollocks.
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Because working man would win
at digging, wouldn't he?
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Running makes you healthy.
I have never heard so much bollocks in all my life.
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Look, running man?
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Look at him, big legs,
no fucking arms.
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Fucking Gallaghers!
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For fuck's sake,
can we slow down a bit?
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Another tenner!
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I haven't had this much fun in ages.
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Yeah, cos you're a freak!
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Need a word.
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What time is it?
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Never you mind.
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My wife has a beautiful voice
but she won't speak. Why?
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Cos she lost her son
and it's sending her mad
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so it's time to get her a new one.
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What you want? Fertility tips?
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Don't be fucking cocky!
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You're gonna marry our daughter.
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Join our family.
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What?
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Welcome to the Maguires, son.
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Right?
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I'll leave you be.
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Is there no room in this house
you keep fucking clean?
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You know the Maguires'd happily tax
us up
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then beat the living shit out of us?
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Oh, live a little.
People pay a fortune
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for the kick of extreme sports.
And we've invented a new one.
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Pure adrenaline rush -
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nicking off the local psycho,
asleep only a few metres away.
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Yeah, you've definitely lost it.
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About bloody time!
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I'm not paying for these,
they're cold. Sod off!
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00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,079
I've gotta pay for them
if you don't!
254
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,679
Wanker's cramp?
255
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,359
Fuck off!
256
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,679
Oh, fuck.
257
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,639
Shit, look at this! Five grand.
258
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,559
Five fucking grand.
I've just won five fucking grand.
259
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,559
Shit, that's mint!
260
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,999
No, what are you doing?
That was a winner.
261
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,239
For prizes above 75
262
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,639
you must provide proof of identity
and also fill in the claim form.
263
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,799
You fill your name on the back of
us and you're going to fucking jail.
264
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,519
Do not pass go,
do not collect five grand.
265
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,319
75 is the maximum for us.
266
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,319
Don't look so upset.
I'll let you rip the next one.
267
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,559
You notice we kissed?
268
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,399
Yeah.
269
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,119
You got someone else?
270
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,119
No. Don't you fancy me, then?
271
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,119
No...
272
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,759
Only this says different.
273
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,479
What's the matter?
274
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,519
My life's shit.
275
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,359
Change it, then.
It's your responsibility.
276
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,719
What, says girl on run from mob.
277
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,799
At least I know I'm alive.
278
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,759
Yeah, for now.
279
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,559
I've got to get away.
280
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,079
That's sort of obvious.
281
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,319
I'm going to Birmingham.
282
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,679
Good choice!
283
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,439
I've got mates.
284
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,119
Mate. Chance of a job.
285
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,079
Come with us.
286
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:45,079
New start and all that crap.
287
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,999
And that'd be a good thing?
288
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,999
Dunno yet. It's got to be
better than this, though.
289
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,719
What do you know about my life?
290
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,879
Fuck all.
291
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,639
And I was talking
about this shitty estate.
292
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,399
Come on.
293
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,399
Let's get scratching.
294
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,119
I always say that after sex!
295
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,159
'Welcome to the Maguires, son.'
296
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,919
'The Maguires, son.'
297
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,999
'Maguires, son.'
298
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,479
Fuck, what's with you?
299
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,799
Nothing.
300
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,279
You've got toothpaste
round your gob.
301
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,279
Don't rub it off.
It looks kind of sweet.
302
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,559
Fuck, we fell asleep.
303
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,679
Yeah.
304
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,079
How many have we done?
305
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,639
Enough so we'll still be scratching
around Wednesday.
306
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,039
Shit!
307
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:24,039
Don't worry, I've got an idea.
308
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:32,119
Debbie? Debbie?
309
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,519
Debbie?
310
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,719
We need your help.
311
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,719
Right, we want fifties and
highers here, 10 and unders here,
312
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,719
anything in between there
and all the duds in the bin bag.
313
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,399
We need to make a list of
all the newsagents
314
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,999
within a five-mile radius.
315
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,959
I'll do a dry run to
check these cash at all.
316
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,919
I'll do it. Give me one for 50 quid.
317
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,919
All the fifties are here.
318
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,199
You're supposed to be out the front
319
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,719
shouting "fresh fruit",
not sat in here.
320
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,799
I told you I couldn't shout.
All this healthy eating's well
321
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,799
and good but it won't sort out
my strep throat.
322
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,959
Do you want some bananas, mate?
They're Egyptian.
323
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,919
No, ta.
324
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,599
Extra iron content.
Healthy Chatsworth.
325
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,599
Thank you.
326
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,959
And no one told me about this
tomato being a fruit, neither.
327
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,959
Or I'd have asked for extra
if I'd known.
328
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,199
Well, if it isn't the invisible man.
329
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,519
Look, I don't wanna talk about
it, I just what this cashed.
330
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,799
Like fuck you don't wanna
talk about it.
331
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,759
Two hours late, you didn't even
bother coming in yesterday.
332
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,759
Two hours late, you didn't even
bother coming in yesterday. You sacked me! Since when?
333
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,959
"Financial pressures have forced us
into a situation where we cannot maintain our current staffing level."
334
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,799
I didn't write this.
335
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,879
Well, it sounds like you.
336
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,279
I don't know anything about it.
337
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,919
Well, Kash knows.
338
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,919
Well, clearly
there's been a mistake.
339
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,999
It's simple. You can't bear
to have me around any more.
340
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,479
Ian,I think you must've
misunderstood.
341
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,479
No, I haven't. He's a bastard!
Tell him to fuck his job!
342
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,359
Ian, you work for me.
343
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:20,359
This is my shop.
344
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,559
What are you working on, Liam?
345
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,559
A castle.
346
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,719
Where'd you get these cards from?
347
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,199
Let go of her!
348
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,359
Oh, fuck!
349
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,879
Get off me!
350
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,439
You've got to stop her!
351
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,839
Do you know it?
352
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,519
Know what?
353
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,599
Thousands of scratch cards stolen
off my dad by your family.
354
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,919
Fucking Anne Frank here living in
your loft!
355
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,359
You knew, didn't you?
356
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,799
No. You bastard!
357
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,079
I knew nothing!
358
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,479
Good, then the rest of you
better watch out.
359
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,799
Stop her, she's hurting me!
360
00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,799
Lip, you don't understand.
361
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,919
Is this you?
362
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,759
They were wankers to her, she's
not gonna rip them off for fun!
363
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,799
Mandy, stop!
364
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,199
What's your dad gonna do
if he finds out about this?
365
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,999
This is my family you're
ripping off!
366
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,239
Yeah, are me and Katie
not your family, too?
367
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,119
If your dad gets hold of Ian,
he'll rip his bollocks off.
368
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,999
Who do you think'll be next in line?
You go round there
369
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,999
and create trouble and that is
gonna cause one heap of shit for us.
370
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,839
Lip gets a cut, same as any of you.
371
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,519
Sure.
372
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,519
Thanks.
373
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,079
I'm on time, I know I am.
374
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,319
Back from a run?
375
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,519
Just resting my muscles.
376
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,759
Stiff joints.
377
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,999
You'll have to let me give
you a massage some time.
378
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,999
Keep your cock in your pants,
Callum Best. I'm not having your filthy hands all over me.
379
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,319
Yeah,well, don't overdo it,
will you?
380
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,399
I'm fine.
381
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,599
I was going out again, actually.
382
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,639
Great.
383
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,639
Maybe you and I should run together.
384
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,679
36p.
385
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,599
What?
386
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,599
36p.
387
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,159
Ian's still not shown his face.
388
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:50,159
He could be anywhere,
considering you've sacked him.
389
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,039
See, he's thinking you've done
it because you're bored of him.
390
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,039
What I'm wondering is, when every
bill's coming in red, why you're not paying 'em.
391
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,439
Look, I had to cut some
overheads, that's all.
392
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,879
We need to talk to the bank, take
out a temporary loan on the shop.
393
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,279
On my shop?
394
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,279
It's only temporary!
Look, three months - tops.
395
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,599
As soon as the health centre gets
started, it'll be kickbacks.
396
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,039
Plenty enough to pay it off.
397
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,999
We're talking, what - 15 grand, max.
398
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,999
15 grand? What the fuck have
you spent all that money on?
399
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,999
Look, you know what I do.
400
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,799
It's important I project
a good image of myself.
401
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,359
I've got to travel,
for council business.
402
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,359
Meeting and getting to know
my constituents.
403
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,959
It's not cheap!
404
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,039
I've made an appointment to see the
bank manager - tomorrow.
405
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,759
No, not the shop.
406
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,079
If we're gonna borrow,
we'll borrow on the house.
407
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,639
I've already done that.
408
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,479
This is to save the house.
409
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,639
Hey, please, Ron,
410
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,119
I really need you to do this for me.
411
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,239
Last time.
412
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,599
You can fuck right off!
413
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,599
I changed my religion for you,
I looked after your kids, I looked after your mam, I even looked
414
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,399
the other way when you fucked
my fucking staff!
415
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,319
And now you want my shop?
416
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,319
The only thing
I've ever had that were mine?
417
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,399
You're not having
anything ever again.
418
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,599
It's over, Kash!
419
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,799
You're leaving me?
420
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,559
No, I'm not.
421
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,559
You're leaving me.
422
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,399
You fixed it yet?
423
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,719
Very funny.
424
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,719
You're gonna have to hurry up.
I need it this afternoon.
425
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,559
Fuck off! I'm supposed to be using it
for work in case you hadn't noticed.
426
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,319
Hello there, Philip.
427
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,479
Hiya.
428
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,719
The name's Patrick,
don't wear it out.
429
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,719
But you can't call me
Dad just yet either.
430
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,119
Allow me.
431
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:10,119
In there?
432
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,199
Come here.
433
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,079
I just wanted to give you this.
434
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,239
A bit of a family heirloom.
435
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,599
That's very kind, Paddy.
436
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,599
Dad?
437
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,519
I kept that diamond up my...
438
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,959
The only place where the screws
wouldn't look,
439
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,799
for three months inside Strangeways.
440
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,519
Ooh!
441
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,479
It's very treasured.
442
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,479
But as I've only one daughter,
I want her to have it.
443
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,719
Thanks, Paddy.
444
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,639
Dad?
Why don't you shut up, Shane?
445
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,639
That's the bike.
446
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:53,459
Where are they?! D'you know
what you're dealin' with right now?!
447
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,579
Answer me! Come on!
448
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,579
Where are they?!
449
00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:00,299
Fuck! Get yer 'ead down!
And stay down, now!
450
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,699
Both you and I know
you were on that bike!
451
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,899
So you can do this the
easy way or the hard way!
452
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,339
If you've done something bad,
Carl, you've gotta own up to it!
453
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,139
If you've done something bad,
Carl, you've gotta own up to it! Mum, I dunno what
454
00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,179
It were me!
455
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:10,579
Ian!
456
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,659
I crashed it!
457
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,179
Right!
458
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,939
You fucked ma bike up?!
You little...!
459
00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:17,219
Where is she?
460
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,819
I dunno. She were too quick for me -
I couldn't keep up.
461
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:20,539
Wrong answer.
462
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,619
Wrong answer.
I'm not lying.
463
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,579
Actually, she fucked ma bike...
464
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,419
It's not your bike! It's
not even mine! It's the pizza bike!
465
00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:27,539
It's not your bike! It's
not even mine! It's the pizza bike! Shut it!
466
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:27,979
Carl, shut up!
467
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,059
Carl, shut up!
Answer me!
468
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:32,859
Seriously, Paddy, she damaged
ma stuff, so when you find her, I wouldn't mind a word.
469
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,219
Search the 'ouse, Dad.
470
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,219
No way! This is our property!
471
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,259
It was our property that went
missin' in the first place.
472
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,939
He's tellin' you the truth, Dad.
473
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,499
You stay out of this.
474
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,059
I live 'ere. Don't you think I'd
notice if they were nicking off yer?
475
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:47,059
He's tellin' the truth.
476
00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:55,139
You'd better be.
477
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:59,139
Come on, Shane. We're outta here.
478
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:03,659
Shane!
479
00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,339
Thanks, babe.
480
00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:08,579
Don't you ever make me
do anything like that again!
481
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:12,779
OK?!
482
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:20,259
Get in.
483
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:31,219
Thanks.
484
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,219
For what?
485
00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,019
For standing up to Paddy.
486
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:36,139
I thought that you'd give me up.
487
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:38,699
In your place, I might have.
488
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,419
Took some guts.
489
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,299
I didn't really think about it.
490
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:47,179
Could have got your head kicked in.
491
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,219
Sorry.
492
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,099
Oh, I didn't think of that!
493
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:53,299
Shit, you reckon it's too
late to put in a phone call?
494
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:57,299
Tell Paddy you're here?!
495
00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:06,979
This is a lot of money.
496
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:10,699
And I wouldn't ask, it's just...
497
00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,939
My dad spends all the social
on a scratchies and,
498
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,419
maybe it was stupid of me,
499
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,419
but... when I found out
he finally won,
500
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:23,179
I promised my brother
I'd buy him sausages.
501
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:27,179
It's not often we can
afford meat at our house.
502
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,139
Where to next?
503
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:39,579
Try Rusholme, there's
loads you can hit round there.
504
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,179
How's it going?
505
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,459
It's fine.
506
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,619
Is Mandy?
507
00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:47,339
Yeah, she's fine.
508
00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,139
Right.
509
00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:51,179
What are you looking at me
like that for?
510
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:54,499
There's some lucky buggers
around here.
511
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,699
20, 40...
512
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,459
And...
513
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,539
I've...
514
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,059
let...
515
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:09,059
everyone down.
516
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:13,139
I can no longer...
517
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:17,539
A few things got blown in the canal,
but we think we got everything.
518
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,259
It could be a while
before the body
519
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:25,139
shows up and, you know,
sometimes it never does.
520
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:29,139
Even then,
you might not recognise...
521
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,379
What's going on?
522
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:34,059
It's Kash. He's taken his own life.
523
00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:35,699
There was a note.
524
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:38,939
Fucking coward!
He's left me in loads of debt.
525
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,859
Well, we'll leave you to it,
Yvonne, OK?
526
00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:42,979
OK.
527
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:46,419
Come down the station later and
we'll have your forms to sign.
528
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:50,419
Thank you.
529
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:58,179
I don't believe this.
530
00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:03,859
Tragic, in't it?
531
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:07,859
I can no longer...
532
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:11,339
face...
533
00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:15,339
the embarrassment...
534
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,139
Shame...
535
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:21,739
The family are never going to
believe this, you know that, Von?
536
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:25,379
The shit you've left behind, Kash,
they're gonna want to believe it.
537
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:29,379
Tuck me right into the Muslim bosom,
because I'm keeping them.
538
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:33,379
Family, kids and
the faith and the shop.
539
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:37,379
You'd better hurry if you're going
to make that 3:15pm at Sheffield.
540
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,899
He has fucked with us
once too often.
541
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,459
We've got the money.
542
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:56,459
Are you still up for Birmingham?
543
00:31:57,860 --> 00:32:00,819
Look...
544
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,259
...I'm not a bastard...
545
00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:06,259
I was sort of assuming that.
546
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:13,979
Not like...
547
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:18,739
Well, I'm not...
548
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,819
I'm gay.
549
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:25,819
I'm sorry.
I should've told you.
550
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:30,419
Brew?
551
00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:34,659
I'm gay.
552
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,859
Is that it?
553
00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:39,299
Do you want me to go
into a fit or something?
554
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,339
I fuck blokes.
555
00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:44,139
You're the only woman
I've ever slept with.
556
00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,339
I'm...
557
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:46,619
Gay?
558
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,659
So what? I've had
it off with girls.
559
00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:52,339
Why put yourself in a box?
560
00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:56,019
We made each other come,
no-one died.
561
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:59,339
I knew you were a virgin!
562
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,819
No, you didn't.
563
00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:03,499
How?
564
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,379
I'm not sure.
565
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:08,539
Well, what did I do wrong?
566
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:12,539
Could've turned it up
a couple of notches.
567
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,779
I'll show you mine, again...
568
00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:19,819
G, A, Y.
569
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:23,219
So you S, A, Y.
570
00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:27,219
I know you fancy me.
571
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,219
Try it again?
572
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:46,299
Why cut things out?
573
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:50,299
There's a world of possibilities,
especially in Birmingham, so I hear.
574
00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:58,339
Don't try and bum me though,
the Maguires might hear me screams!
575
00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:03,259
Kenny touched many
lives in many different ways.
576
00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:07,259
It's so nice to have people whose
lives he touched with us today.
577
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,979
By webcam from Chatsworth, England,
578
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:14,499
we welcome Kenny's sister, Mimi
and family.
579
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,499
And here, in Rafferty's Creek,
the two Petes.
580
00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:22,299
Bruce, Little Jo and,
581
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,859
of course, Ritchie.
582
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:27,459
In fact, they were all with
Kenny at his birthday barbecue....
583
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,459
I just don't see why I've
got to wear this monkey suit.
584
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:36,739
That suit did me for four trials and
15 funerals and a wedding as a boy.
585
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,899
You look a fine young man in it, son.
Doesn't he, Mimi?
586
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,219
It's too tight, it doesn't
even fit me properly.
587
00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:49,619
You'd better be wearing underpants.
588
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,059
Ah...
589
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,739
...and not the coffin.
590
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:56,739
So any of you that have a few words
to say about Kenny, say 'em now.
591
00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:01,659
Why don't you say a few words, love?
592
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:04,299
Any friends.
593
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,459
We could put a phone call in.
594
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:09,059
Any acquaintance.
595
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,379
Anyone from Chatsworth.
Anyone at all.
596
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:15,379
I'm sure they'd like something.
597
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,419
No takers.
598
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:22,419
In sure and certain hope
of the resurrection...
599
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,739
How long you gonna keep this up?
600
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:28,619
Because I'm not sure I
can take this much longer.
601
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,619
...our brother, Kenny.
602
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:34,019
And we commit his body
to the ground.
603
00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:38,019
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes...
604
00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:59,059
And lo,
605
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:02,179
as the child slept...
606
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:06,179
there came three kings
from the East...
607
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:11,179
bearing...
608
00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:15,219
..gifts.
609
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,819
Come on, everyone!
610
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,099
Lovely firm buttocks.
611
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,979
He'll do anything I ask.
612
00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:43,819
Close one eye,
could be David Beckham.
613
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:45,819
Keep the change, pet.
614
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:48,459
She's taking me to Gran Canaria
at the end of the month, aren't ya?
615
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:49,499
Yeah!
616
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,779
Who's paying for that, then?
617
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:54,779
357 hits I had, but I
chose you, didn't I, Bradford?
618
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:10,419
Ooh!
619
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:11,939
Lucky man.
620
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,259
She spoils me.
621
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:15,499
Travel agents this afternoon?
622
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:19,499
Well, maybe. I find it really hard
to think money matters through,
623
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:23,779
cos I have migraine, you see. But,
if we lie down together we could...
624
00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,899
discuss it!
625
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,899
Right you are.
626
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,419
I want what she's having.
627
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,579
A pint and two Es, Karen, please.
628
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:39,579
Money first, Frank.
629
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:46,659
Ah.
630
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:49,059
Job done.
631
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:51,259
That's a scratch card, Frank.
632
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,019
Correction, that is a
winning scratch card. 20 quid.
633
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:56,979
Oh, fuck off, Frank.
634
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,979
It's legal tender!
635
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:02,979
So go and cash it,
come back and I'll serve yer.
636
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:08,619
Fucking Pol Pot behind the bar.
637
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:10,699
♪ Do I see you... ♪
638
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,739
Oh!
639
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:15,259
Where'd you get
the scratch card, Frank?
640
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,339
You dirty bastard!
641
00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:18,099
Not the face, anything but...!
642
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,859
Where did you get
the fucking scratch card!
643
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,299
Liam!
644
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,699
I wasn't gonna, you know, steal
it off... I'm not going to steal it
645
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,699
of little Liam, am I now?
You can have it back!
646
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,499
Look, Paddy, I'm going to do it, OK?
647
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,659
I just need time to do it right.
648
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:42,659
There's a slightly more pressing
matter needs discussion first.
649
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,939
That's a whole lap of the estate
you've fallen behind now.
650
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,299
Aah! Aah!
651
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,699
You all right?
652
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,379
Pervert!
653
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,379
You've pulled a hamstring.
654
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,219
I'll be fine.
655
00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:03,699
I just need to run it off.
656
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,139
Aaah! Let me go! Let me go!
657
00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:08,019
You don't half kick up a fuss, you.
658
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,939
Let me go right now,
or I'll grab you in the bollocks!
659
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:12,899
You're injured.
660
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,499
This is the last time, bozo.
661
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,579
Let me go right now!
662
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:21,579
Fine.
663
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:28,259
Frank here tells me there's a
pile of scratch cards in your house.
664
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:32,019
Bollocks. What you on about?
665
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,579
Liam... scratch cards.
666
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,379
Scratch card. There may
only have just been the one.
667
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:37,859
You said there were fucking loads.
668
00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:39,419
Shut up, the pair of yous.
669
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,139
Does Mandy know?
670
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:43,379
Course she doesn't.
671
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:46,539
So you lied to my daughter
as well as me?
672
00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:49,139
Let's get this straight.
I don't give a shit about
673
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,579
these missing scratch cards.
That's Shane's worry.
674
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:55,019
This is about the lack of respect
you're showing me,
675
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,819
your family.
676
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:58,499
I want the girl.
677
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:02,499
Your brother will be fine.
But you bring her to me. Understand?
678
00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,019
Yeah.
679
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:08,019
Right.
680
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,539
Shall I leave you to it?
681
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:12,179
Stay there.
682
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:16,179
Sit down.
683
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,059
Paddy knows you're here.
684
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:21,099
What?!
685
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,619
Fucking hell.
I didn't know you had it in you.
686
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:24,579
Piss off!
687
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:26,339
You have to go that way.
688
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,619
The Maguires live that way!
689
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,499
Yes, but they're waiting in the yard.
690
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,739
but you've got to get out of here.
691
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:36,539
I'll sort some transport out.
692
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:38,459
Get the bag!
693
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:42,459
I will do. Go on.
694
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:59,299
You know what?
I didn't like that job anyway.
695
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:08,939
Birmingham, here we come!
696
00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:16,019
Too late, Paddy. She's gone.
697
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:18,779
To think I wanted you in my family!
698
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:21,259
Think he deserves
his pound of flesh, don't you?
699
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,339
Don't you touch him.
700
00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:25,499
Your boyfriend has been keeping
one or two things secret from you.
701
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,499
No, he hasn't.
702
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,379
That's another fucking lie
he's been telling me!
703
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:32,939
Shane's a bully, so people
steal from him. It's his own fault.
704
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:36,459
You hit Lip and you're hitting me
and I'll never speak to you again.
705
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,099
Really?
706
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:41,099
Really?
You can forget me and forget Katie. I'll be dead to you. Understand?
707
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,499
Noooo! Stop!
That's the third bad thing.
708
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,979
You spoke. She spoke!
709
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:50,299
She said she'd be dead to us.
710
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,819
I thought you couldn't
fucking speak.
711
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,459
I've broken the curse.
712
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:56,979
I've saved Mandy!
713
00:41:56,980 --> 00:42:00,979
You heard what she said.
Don't touch him.
714
00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,579
Oh, my darling!
715
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:11,579
As if I'd do anything to hurt you!
716
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:26,339
No pressure, Ian, but there's
psychos coming to jump on my head.
717
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,699
I don't know what to do.
718
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,379
I can see how we fit.
719
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,619
We do!
720
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:42,059
But I can't imagine a future.
This isn't real.
721
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,219
It can be.
722
00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:48,259
You know when a bloke goes past
and you check out his arse?
723
00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:51,019
I don't care.
724
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:55,019
You do! You will!
725
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:58,139
I don't want to go on my own.
726
00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:00,939
I know.
727
00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:02,939
Things happen around me.
728
00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:06,179
You'll never get bored.
729
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:08,899
Don't go for a man who prefers men.
730
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:12,019
It's really fucking demeaning.
731
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,659
You should have
someone who worships you.
732
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:16,379
"Worships"? That is gay.
733
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,899
Someone who wants you, then.
734
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:21,219
You want me.
735
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,339
Not enough.
736
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:27,339
No?
737
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:33,499
Doesn't look like
we've got the balls, does it?
738
00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:38,779
Or the heart.
739
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:41,579
That's the clincher.
740
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:45,579
Yeah.
741
00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:20,819
What, Liam gets some
and I get nothing?
742
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,619
Yeah, Liam did some
of the scratching.
743
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:24,539
Did anyone order pizza?
744
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,699
Nobody ordered pizza.
745
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:28,899
This is a social call,
isn't it, Carl?
746
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:32,459
Where's the fucking bike?
747
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:36,459
Shit!
748
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:44,339
You liked it,
749
00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:48,339
but you're still a bender?
750
00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,059
Yeah, but are you?
751
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:51,779
Yeah, course I am.
752
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:55,779
It's not like I've got a choice.
753
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:58,659
You liked it, didn't you?
754
00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:02,659
Yeah.
755
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:10,339
What's that?
756
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,619
Maguire family heirloom.
757
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,899
Jeez, where'd you find that?
758
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:17,099
Paddy give it us.
Wanted me to give it to Mandy.
759
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:19,339
Fuck!
760
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:21,059
You gonna?
761
00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:22,899
Don't know.
762
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:25,179
Thought I would.
763
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:29,179
But now I don't have to,
I'm not sure!
764
00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:35,739
So did you go down on her,
Mr Pussy Hound?!
765
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:41,099
What's that got to do with anything?
766
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:44,939
Well, did you?
767
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,059
No.
768
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:49,619
Yes! I knew it!
769
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:53,179
You can get off but you can't
get on. You're a total gayer!
770
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:57,179
Well, that's what I've been saying!
771
00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:02,979
'Knowing how ignorant you are is the
first step on the path to wisdom.
772
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:06,379
'I thought the cock was the
ruling organ - convinced. And wrong.'
773
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:09,459
See where that went?
774
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,579
What?
775
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,419
Paddy's ring.
776
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,819
Fuck!
777
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,339
Fuck!
778
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,499
'It's the heart calls the shots,
and it's a nut job.
779
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,299
'Oh, Christ, then there's the brain.
780
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:23,899
'Here's a thought: all those
straight men I've had sex with.
781
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:25,699
'You tell me what that's about.
782
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,379
'I have no fucking idea.'
783
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:47,999
www.addic7ed.com
784
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,999
You lying bitch!
785
00:47:15,049 --> 00:47:19,599
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