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'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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'but it's been a good home to us, to me,
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'Frank Gallagher, and me kids who
l'm proud of, cos every single one of 'em
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'reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've got me to thank for.
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why
nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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'lan, a lot like his mam, which is handy for
the others cos she's disappeared into thin air.
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'And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons -
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'it makes it stand on end and makes him
Iook like Toyah, and nits love him.
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'Debbie - sent by God, total angel.
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'You've to check your change
but she'll go miles out of her way
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'to do you a favour,
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'plus lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star some day.
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'Sheila, me bird, couldn't be happier.
One plate short of a full set, like.
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'And fantastic neighbours Kev
and Veronica - lend ya anything,
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'well, almost anything.
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'Carol and Marty - the lodgers from hell.
Last of the lonely hearts
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'and a psychologist's wet dream.
Still, nobody's pe_ect.
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'But all of 'em to a man
know first and foremost
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'one of the most vital necessities in life
is they know how to throw a party!
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'Heh, heh, heh, scatter!'
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(Veronica) 'We all have our ups and downs -
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'good days, bad days,
days spent hiding under the covers.
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'But most of the time, life just
trundles along quite nicely.
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'The big stum happens
when you least expect it.
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'lt's like snakes and ladders.
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'One minute, you're romping up the
board, laughing at them beneath ya.
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'The ne_,
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'you're on your arse at the bottom,
having to start all over again
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There she goes
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There she goes again...
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Does he have to? l've heard a
fucking chimp hold a better tune.
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Leave him alone. It's his birthday.
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On your birthday you can
play whatever music you like.
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Do l get that, Jez? >
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Course you do. When's your ne_?
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12th of June.
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Oh, Gemini, the twins.
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l've always fancied a threesome.
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There she goes
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There she goes again...
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Job, meals and accommodation.
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Let her think what she likes.
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And l just can't contain
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This feeling that remains...
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Restaurant's booked for
seven o'clock. Three-course meal
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with a tenner-om voucher.
Taxi'll be here in five minutes.
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And he's not answering his phone?
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No, it's just clicking
onto voicemail.
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He might have been knocked over.
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Carl!
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l'm just saying.
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Roadkill!
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lt's his birthday. You'd think
he'd make the bleedin' emort!
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Which restaurant is it?
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Luigi's on Shudehill.
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Mmm, nice. Well, if he doesn't show,
l might take up your reservation.
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< Norman loves Italian food.
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Who's Norman?
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My new gentleman.
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And let me tell you,
that's exactly what he is.
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Oh, at last!
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What's the matter?
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What's happened?
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lt's Kev's mum. She's dead.
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She's committed suicide.
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Suicide?
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< How?
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She fucking jumped.
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Six floors up.
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She even took someone out
on the ground.
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You mean she flattened somebody?
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Tramic warden.
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< Didn't know what hit him.
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Last ticket he'll be giving.
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Oh, come here.
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Can't believe she killed herself
on me birthday.
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Here. For the shock.
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< This is all just crap.
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Did nothing else come this morning?
Was there anything else?
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Did you see anything else?
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Kev, she were depressed.
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You said yourself, she probably
didn't even know what day it was.
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How could she not know, Veronica?
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32 years to the fucking day.
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Of all the days she
could have picked.
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She could have sent me
a fucking card.
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Hey.
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Superb choice.
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The only trouble is,
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ltalian food
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makes me really horny.
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lt does, honest. It does.
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Eh. No. l can't.
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- Come on.
- Not here.
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Come on, come on.
Where's your sense of adventure?
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Eh?
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Mum!
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Oh.
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Norman, this is my daughter,
Veronica, and her partner, Kev.
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Sorry to hear about your loss.
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Wonde_ul restaurant, though.
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Come on now, see... Hey.
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< Mm, ah, ooh!
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They're loading someone up.
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lt's a chapel of rest. That's what
they do, innit? Oh, Jesus!
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What?
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Reverse! Reverse!
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What the fuck's the matter?
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Just move it, quick. Veronica...
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- l'm trying!
- Not fucking hard enough!
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l can't get it in fucking gear!
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Watch it!
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Mind me fucking hearse!
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Look what you've done to me
fucking car!
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What the fuck were that all about?
You know l can't drive in a panic!
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So, who is she?
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Who's who?
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l know we're in a chapel of rest,
Kev, but l will still twat ya.
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Look, it's complicated.
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l'm not even sure if...
Just hang on.
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Thought so.
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Roxy.
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Roxy Benson? l thought she was
in prison.
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- She was.
- So what's she doing here?
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She knew me mam. She must have come
to pay her respects or something.
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Roxy Ball? She signed herself Ball.
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We are still married, Vee.
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She hasn't seen you for ten years.
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You asked her for a divorce
when she was inside.
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Why the fuck would she still be
calling herself Ball?
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< CLEARS THROAT
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lf you'd like to come through.
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She's absolutely fucking gorgeous.
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Me mam?
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Roxy!
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She was stunning
when you married her. You told me.
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Not now, eh, Vee.
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Does she still look the same?
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Veronica...
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Perhaps you'd like to say
your goodbyes now, Kevin.
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Yeah.
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Bye, Mam.
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l hope you've gone to a better place.
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(You coulda sent me
a birthday card, though.)
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Pass me a spoon, Carl. >
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No. >
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Stop. What you doin'? >
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Dreamt l was this banana thing and
had this fight with a grapefruit.
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You're weird, you, Marty.
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Er, we're out of milk.
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Couldn't pinch a pint, could l?
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Norman Owens, Carol's friend.
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l've promised her breaMast in bed.
OK if l, er...?
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Clegnuts!
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KNOCKING
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Morning.
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Heya, gorgeous.
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Can l hold her, Mandy?
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This Friday, how you fixed?
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What, the whole day?
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ls that a problem, Daddy? You've
been begging to spend time with her.
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No, no, it's erm...
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Kev's mum's died.
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Funeral's Friday. >
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Close, were you?
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You wouldn't have
any eggs, would you?
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Slag!
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They're all for the tramic warden.
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Never mind.
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The state of this place.
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No wonder she jumped.
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Sorry.
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How could she not leave a note?
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When you pop out for milk,
you leave a note.
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Down the shops, note.
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l mean, would it have
killed her to leave a note?
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Let's just get her things sorted.
Then you need never come here again.
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Joking, aren't you?
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Lick of paint, few rugs down.
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l'm thinking bachelor pad.
Card schools, footy games.
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Somewhere to put me head down
when you're getting on me nerves.
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You do in here.
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l'll do in t'bedroom.
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Say that again.
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l'm a nudist. l'm proud of it.
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l don't adhere to society's
assumptions that the naked body
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should be hidden away.
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l mean, look at it.
It's a beautiful piece of design.
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Not all of it isn't.
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You weren't saying that last night.
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Don't be vulgar.
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Slip your gown om.
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Norman!
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No, no, trust me.
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Slip it om.
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There.
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That's how God intended you
to be - free from concealment.
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Now, tell me that
doesn't feel natural.
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FARTS
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Sorry.
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l'm always a touch
flatulent after carbonara.
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No wonder she were depressed.
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She's kept a scrap book on
Diana's life. Really detailed. >
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Marriage, kids, amairs.
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There's even a section on bulimia. >
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God, this is certifiable.
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Didn't you know
she was a Diana freak?
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l'm starting to think
l didn't know her at all.
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There's hundreds. Me mam and Roxy must
have been writing to each other the whole time.
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You'd better start going to
that adult-literacy class again.
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l don't need a lecture, Karen.
Just read the fucking letters.
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Tell you what,
it's pretty heavy stum.
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What sort of heavy?
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The way she talks about you.
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''Kev's still the one l think about at lights out.
The times we had together were so special.''
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Are you winding me up?
Cos l mean it, Karen...
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Just get someone else
to read them, then!
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All right.
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Here you are.
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We had this really
intense relationship,
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whirlwind marriage, the works.
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lt was like living inside a tornado.
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Few drinks down her neck,
she turned into a monster.
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How long was she in prison?
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Oh, a few years. GBH.
She's a lunatic.
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She's gorgeous, though.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, sex was summat else.
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You'll be all right.
You probably won't even see her again.
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Cheers, Karen.
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Hiya, Kev. Long time, no see.
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l got out a few
weeks before Christmas.
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Still on probation, so if l misbehave
they'll have me straight back inside.
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You seem dimerent, Rox.
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Sort of...
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l dunno, like...
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Calmer.
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Jail's been good for me.
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Rehabilitation.
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l learnt a lot about myself.
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Anger management, two classes a week.
Why do you think l'm on this stum?
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Yeah, l'm not gonna lie, you were
pretty fiery after a tipple.
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Fiery? l was frigging deranged!
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l'm really sorry about your mam, Kev.
She was a lovely woman.
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She liked you.
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Yeah, we got on.
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Did you keep in touch with
her when you were inside?
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We wrote a bit.
Both had time on our hands.
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But she always kept
me informed about you.
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Bet that was a boring old read!
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No, not at all.
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l enjoyed hearing about you.
254
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,861
ls he serving today or what?
Oi, lazy arse!
255
00:14:22,901 --> 00:14:25,741
No, Jez, that's his wife.
256
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,101
Or his ex, before Veronica.
257
00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,581
You two are getting close
these days, aren't you?
258
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:34,101
His mum's died, Jez.
259
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,621
Suppose.
260
00:14:36,661 --> 00:14:39,981
Still, don't let him take advantage.
261
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,061
So, this woman you're with...?
262
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,541
Veronica.
263
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,661
You serious about her?
264
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:45,861
We've been together ten years.
265
00:14:45,901 --> 00:14:47,301
But you've not married?
266
00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:51,621
Well, we sort of got married.
Just wasn't legal.
267
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:54,261
But we're still married.
268
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:55,541
So that makes you a bigamist.
269
00:14:55,581 --> 00:14:58,821
Well, yeah. Just not legally.
270
00:15:03,581 --> 00:15:05,141
Can l get you another drink?
271
00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:07,541
No, l'm gonna get on.
272
00:15:07,581 --> 00:15:11,381
- But it was really nice to see you Kev.
- Yeah, and you.
273
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:19,061
Guess l'll see you at the funeral.
274
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,261
Oh, Jesus!
275
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,901
l thought you were asleep.
276
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,581
Doesn't usually bother yer.
277
00:15:41,621 --> 00:15:43,341
The consulate rang.
278
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:47,701
They've rang every bar in Paphos,
they can't trace your Kelly.
279
00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:49,461
We'll have to do the
funeral without her.
280
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,741
We can't do that, Veronica.
It's her mam an' all.
281
00:15:51,781 --> 00:15:53,661
They can only wait so long, Kev.
282
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,941
You can't have dead bodies
hanging around all year.
283
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,501
l know, l know.
284
00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:01,861
Bloody hell, Kelly.
You could have left a contact...
285
00:16:01,901 --> 00:16:03,461
What's the matter?
286
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,221
Apart from the fact that my mum's dead
287
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,341
and l can't find my
fucking sister, nothing!
288
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:09,981
Hey, come here.
289
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:21,061
Veronica, about the funeral...
290
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,861
Do you think l should
l get my suit cleaned?
291
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,381
Come here, you!
292
00:16:52,741 --> 00:16:53,981
lt's all right this, innit? >
293
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,981
Slide the nappy under.
294
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,221
How many hands do you think l've got?
295
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,461
Well, come here then.
296
00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,381
< No, l've gotta learn.
297
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:02,661
Have you ever met
a manic depressive?
298
00:17:02,701 --> 00:17:04,541
They're hard work.
299
00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:06,701
They're either on the
ceiling or hitting the deck.
300
00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:09,061
Literally in me mum's case.
301
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:12,061
Mental illness is a
terrible amliction.
302
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,741
Well, you'll know better than us.
303
00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:16,021
How do you mean?
304
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,741
With Sheila.
305
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:20,901
Me mam's not mentally ill.
306
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,901
lsn't she?
307
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:26,141
l got these for the
top of the wedding cake.
308
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,781
l fell in love with
them straight away.
309
00:17:28,821 --> 00:17:31,101
They look just like me and Frank!
310
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:32,501
< (Lip) l've left the bottle in the kitchen.
311
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:33,541
< (lan) l'll go and get it.
312
00:17:33,581 --> 00:17:36,381
Hearse is here. Come on,
everyone, drink up, chop chop.
313
00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:40,021
Hang on two secs. Lip's left
the baby's bottle ne_ door.
314
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,541
(Veronica) Come on!
315
00:17:47,821 --> 00:17:49,621
Whoa!
316
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:53,301
- l thought you were at this funeral!
- Sorry.
317
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,181
Sorry, Carol. It's Lip, he's...
318
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,941
What are you doing?!
319
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,261
We shroud our bodies
in secrecy and shame.
320
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:03,781
We should celebrate them,
like newborn babies!
321
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:07,941
l'm sorry, Norman, l can't do this.
It doesn't feel right.
322
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:11,141
You're bowing to
society's conventions, Carol.
323
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,661
That's right. Because society
doesn't want 16-year-old boys
324
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,741
looking at my 60-year-old tush!
325
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,141
Each to their own, Norman, but why
the fuck do you wanna eat naked?
326
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,221
The question you
should ask is, why not?
327
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:27,501
Does the sight of my penis
really upset you that much?
328
00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:30,101
l'll see you at the wake.
329
00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,981
Chief mourners in this first car.
330
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:46,221
Everyone else to the rear, please.
331
00:18:49,781 --> 00:18:52,341
Roxy, what the fuck
are you doing in there?
332
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,181
lt's what she would have wanted.
333
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:08,621
Everybody happy? Lovely.
334
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,461
l'm sorry, Norman, it's not for me.
335
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:26,141
Call me conventional, but l can't go
336
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:29,501
around with my privates on parade.
It's just not me!
337
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:32,661
OK, OK. But promise me one thing.
338
00:19:32,701 --> 00:19:34,581
You won't close your
mind to possibilities.
339
00:19:34,621 --> 00:19:37,661
Because life's an exploration, Carol.
340
00:19:37,701 --> 00:19:41,061
You never know what you'll
like unless you try it.
341
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,181
What have you got in mind?
342
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,861
l'm sorry, Mummy.
343
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,661
l won't do it again.
344
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,061
Nothing too outrageous.
345
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,101
Kev, l know everybody's
probably said it,
346
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,861
but if there's anything l can do...
347
00:19:58,901 --> 00:20:00,661
Ta.
348
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:06,141
Hey, Karen, can you get
some decent music sorted?
349
00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:12,901
Did you know her? Kev's mum.
350
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:15,821
Not really. As mad as mustard.
351
00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:18,501
They were never that close,
Kev's family.
352
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,341
Debbie!
353
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:26,621
Suicide is part of the natural
ebb and flow.
354
00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:29,501
Used to be wars and famine,
now it's miserable bastards chucking
355
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:30,901
themselves om tower blocks.
356
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:34,901
They're lightening the load, making sure
there's enough space left for the rest of us.
357
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,061
You think l'm talking
bollocks, don't you?
358
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,621
Let me tell you
something, smart arse.
359
00:20:38,661 --> 00:20:41,901
She was a mistake. Nobody fucking
ordered her, she just arrived.
360
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:42,941
So?
361
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,981
So, to equal each mistake,
someone has to check out early.
362
00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,661
What about the people who can't have
kids, like Kev and Veronica?
363
00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:52,061
Does someone
come back to fucking life?
364
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:56,301
Natural selection. DaM/in, 2001 .
365
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,701
Who'd wanna see the omspring of
that pair of fucking reprobates?
366
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:02,661
lt'd come out looking
like Jiminy Cricket.
367
00:21:15,621 --> 00:21:18,061
You don't have to hate me, Veronica.
368
00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,621
Just because he used to fall at my
feet, it doesn't mean anything.
369
00:21:20,661 --> 00:21:22,861
lt's how he feels now that matters.
370
00:21:29,861 --> 00:21:35,261
MUSIC: Can't Get You Out of My Head
by Kylie Minogue
371
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:39,181
l just can't get you
out of my head
372
00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:42,941
Boy, your loving is all
J think about
373
00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:46,701
l just can't get you
out of my head
374
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:50,981
Boy, it's more than
l dare to think about...
375
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,181
WEDDING BELLS PEAL
376
00:21:57,421 --> 00:22:01,581
l just can't get you
out of my head
377
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,541
_oy, your love is
all that J think about.
378
00:22:04,581 --> 00:22:06,141
Remember me?
379
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:08,861
l know it must be hard prizing
yourself away from tarty tits,
380
00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:10,781
but l'm your fucking wife!
381
00:22:10,821 --> 00:22:11,821
Veronica...
382
00:22:11,861 --> 00:22:14,341
Fuck om. l know your game, love.
Eh? l've met your type before.
383
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,021
Nice as pie then
shaft you in the back.
384
00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:19,421
He's my husband now,
so you can take your pretty face
385
00:22:19,461 --> 00:22:22,981
- and go and get fucked.
- Veronica.
386
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:25,701
Your husband? You wanna
check the marriage certificate.
387
00:22:25,741 --> 00:22:28,781
- Last time l looked it said Roxy Ball.
- Ancient history, sweetheart.
388
00:22:28,821 --> 00:22:30,541
Funny how he never got a divorce.
389
00:22:30,581 --> 00:22:31,621
You were in fucking prison!
390
00:22:31,661 --> 00:22:35,781
Or maybe he just wanted a proper
woman. Someone who can give him kids.
391
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,221
You poisonous fucking bitch!
392
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:40,941
Fucking hell!
393
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,701
(Frank) Here we go.
394
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,141
(lan) Marty, help us out!
395
00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,101
Leave her alone!
396
00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:56,501
Come on! Come on, you slag!
l'll fucking have you!
397
00:22:56,541 --> 00:23:00,621
lf l'd have fought back,
you'd be dead.
398
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:06,501
Take her home.
399
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,941
Get om!
400
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:15,261
There's your mum.
401
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,981
l think l got most of her.
402
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:26,861
< Roxy?
403
00:23:27,901 --> 00:23:28,901
You OK?
404
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:29,941
l'm sorry.
405
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:32,421
That shouldn't have happened.
Not here at your mam's wake.
406
00:23:32,461 --> 00:23:34,621
Wasn't your fault.
407
00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,901
Can't believe she's gone.
408
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:43,381
l know we weren't close but...
409
00:23:45,621 --> 00:23:46,821
..she was me mam.
410
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:51,861
l'm never gonna see her again.
411
00:23:51,901 --> 00:23:55,421
Do you wanna talk about her?
412
00:24:34,461 --> 00:24:35,941
Kev?
413
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:50,461
Kev?
414
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:57,181
l'm thinking bachelor pad,
415
00:24:57,220 --> 00:25:01,301
somewhere to put my head down
when you're getting on me nerves.
416
00:25:13,861 --> 00:25:15,141
You bastard!
417
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,381
Fuck!
418
00:25:18,501 --> 00:25:21,501
Veronica! Veronica!
419
00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:24,341
Fuck! Veronica!
420
00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:32,981
Wait. It's not how it looks.
Nothing happened.
421
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:35,821
Get away from me!
Get away, and stay away!
422
00:25:35,861 --> 00:25:36,861
Listen to me!
423
00:25:36,901 --> 00:25:38,421
Because it's over, Kev.
424
00:25:38,461 --> 00:25:39,941
lt's over.
425
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:13,261
Veronica. For fuck's sake, will
you just hear me out?
426
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,541
Nothing happened!
427
00:26:14,581 --> 00:26:16,021
What's going on?
428
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:19,061
What's it look like?
She's booted me out!
429
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,741
She's booted you out? After last night?
430
00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:23,461
She caught me and Roxy
at me mam's place.
431
00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:26,301
- Kev, you didn't?
- But nothing happened!
432
00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,621
You and Roxy, same bed
and nothing happened?
433
00:26:28,661 --> 00:26:30,021
Veronica!
434
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,101
What the bloody hell?!
435
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,661
Talk to Veronica? She's thrown him out.
436
00:26:32,701 --> 00:26:33,861
And say what?
437
00:26:33,901 --> 00:26:35,861
Something. They're splitting up!
438
00:26:35,901 --> 00:26:38,781
Never get involved with a domestic.
No-one thanks you for it.
439
00:26:38,821 --> 00:26:40,821
< Come on, Norm.
440
00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:43,701
Veronica!
441
00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:53,941
Did you do it, Kev?
Did you shag her, Roxy?
442
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:59,261
Truth?
443
00:26:59,300 --> 00:27:02,061
We started.
444
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,301
But l stopped it.
445
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:07,021
Not cos of guilt.
446
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,741
l just needed someone there.
447
00:27:09,781 --> 00:27:12,461
You know?
448
00:27:12,501 --> 00:27:15,261
Someone who cared.
449
00:27:19,340 --> 00:27:21,581
l had a sly wank, though,
when she'd gone to sleep.
450
00:27:21,621 --> 00:27:24,101
Well, you've got to, haven't you?
451
00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:33,181
Veronica!
452
00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:36,021
Veronica, open the door!
453
00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:15,181
Hi. Party round at Martika's.
Thought you might wanna join me.
454
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:16,621
Can't, Rox. l'm working.
455
00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:18,821
Grief does funny things to people.
Tell them you're not feeling well.
456
00:28:18,861 --> 00:28:21,101
Oi, she's thrown me
out because of last night.
457
00:28:21,140 --> 00:28:23,981
- It's OK.
- No, it's not OK. Far fucking from it.
458
00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:25,821
Everything's gone down the shitter.
459
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:32,261
Not everything, Kev.
You haven't lost everything.
460
00:28:32,300 --> 00:28:35,101
Look, there's something l
should have told you about us.
461
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:38,461
- Well, about you.
- What?
462
00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:43,021
lt's not you that's infertile, Kev.
At least, you weren't with me.
463
00:28:46,661 --> 00:28:50,101
Get om! Marty, help!
464
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:52,181
Get om!
465
00:28:56,100 --> 00:29:01,021
Thanks, Debs. No omence,
but l need to speak to Fiona.
466
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:02,541
She doesn't live here any more.
467
00:29:02,581 --> 00:29:05,581
Her new number's on the pinboard.
468
00:29:07,741 --> 00:29:09,741
Party best!
469
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:12,141
How do l look?
470
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,741
Honest opinion not required.
471
00:29:14,781 --> 00:29:15,981
What's the occasion?
472
00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:19,861
Showing her om to friends of mine.
Special night for a special lady.
473
00:29:19,901 --> 00:29:21,581
Don't wait up! >
474
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,781
Norman!
475
00:29:24,821 --> 00:29:26,701
l'm fine.
476
00:29:26,741 --> 00:29:29,101
Thanks for asking.
477
00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:31,661
Jesus. A kid.
478
00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:34,981
l've been for tests.
479
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:37,301
l thought l couldn't have them.
480
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,101
But why didn't you tell me?
481
00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:41,661
You know what l was like back then.
482
00:29:41,701 --> 00:29:44,621
l suppose l saw it as revenge.
483
00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:48,181
Had him adopted om at two months.
484
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,541
Little boy.
485
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:53,181
Ryan.
486
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:54,781
Ryan?
487
00:29:56,340 --> 00:30:00,741
l wasn't fit, Kev. l could barely
Iook after meself, let alone a baby.
488
00:30:00,781 --> 00:30:03,501
But your mam was brilliant.
489
00:30:04,581 --> 00:30:07,061
She looked after all the papeM/ork
490
00:30:07,100 --> 00:30:09,101
and made sure he went
to a good home.
491
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,381
Me mam knew.
492
00:30:13,380 --> 00:30:16,301
He'll be ten this Easter.
493
00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:17,621
Any photos of him?
494
00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:20,861
Did he look like me?
495
00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:23,981
Yeah, a bit.
496
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:26,581
Around the eyes.
497
00:30:26,621 --> 00:30:30,821
Like pissholes in the snow.
498
00:30:30,861 --> 00:30:33,701
He'll be a good-looking kid,
just like his daddy.
499
00:30:42,501 --> 00:30:44,541
This looks like the spot.
500
00:30:46,661 --> 00:30:49,861
There's not a house in sight.
We're in the middle of nowhere.
501
00:30:49,901 --> 00:30:52,621
Who said anything about houses?
502
00:30:52,661 --> 00:30:57,901
You said party,
friends of yours, dress to impress.
503
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,941
Who needs bedrooms
when you've got the great outdoors?
504
00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:03,861
See that car over there?
505
00:31:03,901 --> 00:31:05,501
That's Marian and Phil.
506
00:31:05,541 --> 00:31:07,461
Nice couple.
He's a landscape gardener.
507
00:31:07,501 --> 00:31:11,581
Did my patio last summer, lovely job.
508
00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:13,301
They do anal, doggy and fisting.
509
00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:16,581
They're not into orgies.
510
00:31:16,621 --> 00:31:18,301
You're not seriously suggesting... !
511
00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:22,861
Open your mind, Carol.
Let go of the fear.
512
00:31:22,901 --> 00:31:25,221
Live pornography,
513
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:28,141
inches away from you.
514
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:31,381
Oh, it's like nothing
you've ever experienced!
515
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,341
There's no touching,
and no photography.
516
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:38,461
But if you want to whack
yourself om while you're watching,
517
00:31:38,501 --> 00:31:40,061
no-one's going to protest.
518
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,101
Take me home.
519
00:31:42,140 --> 00:31:44,341
What? Why?
520
00:31:44,380 --> 00:31:47,221
The penis salad was
one thing, but this...
521
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:48,941
Where you going?
522
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:50,261
Home!
523
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,661
< Carol. Carol!
524
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:54,261
They'll think we're timewasters!
525
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:20,701
Yes! >
526
00:32:20,741 --> 00:32:23,421
Yes! >
527
00:32:23,461 --> 00:32:24,941
That's it, baby. >
528
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,461
That's it. >
529
00:32:26,501 --> 00:32:29,661
GRUNTS
530
00:32:29,701 --> 00:32:32,621
Oh! >
531
00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:34,261
Oh, yes! >
532
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,821
Oh, yeah, yeah...! >
533
00:32:36,861 --> 00:32:39,181
- Don't mind me.
- Kev!
534
00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:40,661
You scared the shit out of me!
535
00:32:40,701 --> 00:32:42,141
Who's he?!
536
00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:43,941
l work here. Who the fuck are you?
537
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,301
Mate of mine. Tim.
538
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:46,461
Jim.
539
00:32:46,501 --> 00:32:48,541
How else am l supposed to get any?
540
00:32:48,581 --> 00:32:51,141
lf l take anybody upstairs,
Jez is listening at the door.
541
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,821
< (Jez) Karen, is that you, love?
- Jesus. Get down there.
542
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,981
ls he bothering you?
543
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:05,061
No...l came down for a drink
and...Kev thought l was an intruder.
544
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:07,301
Well she's not. She lives here.
545
00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:10,661
And l'd like to see her back
where she belongs - with me.
546
00:33:12,501 --> 00:33:14,461
l know your mum's died, Kev,
547
00:33:14,501 --> 00:33:16,501
but you can only use
that excuse for so long.
548
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:29,341
Looks like it's just
me and you, mate.
549
00:33:29,380 --> 00:33:30,621
Fancy a pint?
550
00:33:35,661 --> 00:33:38,421
You accommodate it,
551
00:33:38,461 --> 00:33:40,381
the idea that you're shooting blanks.
552
00:33:40,421 --> 00:33:42,221
lt becomes a part of who you are.
553
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:44,661
And then suddenly, wallop.
554
00:33:44,701 --> 00:33:46,501
Everything's turned upside down.
555
00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:48,701
You don't know how to feel,
but it's like a million
556
00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:50,581
dimerent feelings all at once.
557
00:33:50,621 --> 00:33:53,461
Suddenly, everything's
under the microscope.
558
00:33:53,501 --> 00:33:55,861
My whole future. Who do l love?
559
00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,581
What do l want?
560
00:33:57,621 --> 00:34:02,381
l need to have a family of my own,
l'm one of them blokes.
561
00:34:02,421 --> 00:34:05,701
lt's like this fucking great
big hole that has to be filled.
562
00:34:05,741 --> 00:34:06,901
Are you with me?
563
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:09,581
Absolutely, mate. Absolutely.
564
00:34:11,821 --> 00:34:14,181
- The other thing, Tim...
- Jim.
565
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:17,181
Sorry. l don't know about you, but...
566
00:34:24,501 --> 00:34:27,821
You look like death. You could
have at least brushed your hair.
567
00:34:27,861 --> 00:34:29,701
Do you even care?
568
00:34:29,741 --> 00:34:32,101
Do you give the smallest
shit what happens to me?
569
00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:34,541
Of course l care.
570
00:34:34,581 --> 00:34:37,421
But life goes on, Veronica.
571
00:34:37,461 --> 00:34:40,941
l've split up with Norman, but
you don't see me moping around.
572
00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:43,981
We've been together ten years!
He was me fucking life!
573
00:34:44,020 --> 00:34:47,101
What do you expect,
you stupid old bitch?!
574
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:49,781
Now stop that. That's no way to
speak to your mother.
575
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:53,861
Start behaving like one and
l'll start speaking to you like one.
576
00:34:53,901 --> 00:34:56,861
And what's that supposed to mean?
577
00:34:57,901 --> 00:35:01,181
You're my mum! Make it better!
578
00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:04,341
Make it all all right again!
579
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:07,501
l don't know what...
580
00:35:10,501 --> 00:35:15,301
What do you expect me
to do about it?
581
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:19,221
Carol, fuck om.
582
00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:25,821
He's all l had in the world.
583
00:35:29,781 --> 00:35:32,381
l only came in for bog roll.
584
00:35:34,621 --> 00:35:36,101
(Mandy) Did you have a good time?
585
00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:38,701
(Lip) l loved it. She's amazing.
586
00:35:38,741 --> 00:35:40,661
Even the crying didn't bother me.
587
00:35:40,701 --> 00:35:42,221
You want to try it every night.
588
00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:44,541
Let me, then.
589
00:35:44,581 --> 00:35:46,341
Let me have her more often.
590
00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:47,861
Weekends.
591
00:35:47,901 --> 00:35:49,781
l want to.
592
00:35:49,821 --> 00:35:51,661
You don't.
593
00:35:51,701 --> 00:35:53,861
You wouldn't. And you can't.
594
00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,861
Apart from anything,
me mum wouldn't allow it.
595
00:36:00,901 --> 00:36:03,501
What the fuck you doing?
596
00:36:03,541 --> 00:36:05,261
Mum, dad, baby.
597
00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:11,421
Just wanted to see how it feels.
598
00:36:12,461 --> 00:36:15,141
You're om your head, you.
599
00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:22,741
You fucking moron!
600
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:25,141
Oh, nice to see you too, Yvonne.
601
00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,781
Veronica has told me everything.
You deserve your bollocks chopping om!
602
00:36:27,821 --> 00:36:29,741
l didn't shag her.
603
00:36:29,781 --> 00:36:31,701
No, but you spent the
night there.
604
00:36:31,741 --> 00:36:34,341
Talking and cuddling. That's worse!
605
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:35,981
ln which universe?!
606
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:39,821
You'll lose the best thing that's ever happened
to you, and you're stood here like pimy!
607
00:36:39,861 --> 00:36:41,741
l'm giving her some cooling space.
608
00:36:41,781 --> 00:36:44,301
How does a few hundred miles grab you?
609
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,421
You what?
610
00:36:46,461 --> 00:36:48,261
She's leaving. Tomorrow.
611
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:51,261
Fiona's invited her to Amsterdam.
If you've got any sense,
612
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:54,381
you'll pull your finger out of your
arse and get round there.
613
00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:57,061
Will you cover for an hour?
614
00:36:57,100 --> 00:36:59,181
The very man. l thought we
could spend the day together.
615
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:00,541
No, Roxy, we can't.
616
00:37:00,581 --> 00:37:03,061
Stop trying to fight it.
l know you can't resist me!
617
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:05,821
Get it into your thick skull.
The other night meant nothing.
618
00:37:05,861 --> 00:37:08,101
Our marriage means nothing!
619
00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:10,981
And what about your child, Kev?
Does that mean nothing?
620
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,741
Right now,
621
00:37:12,781 --> 00:37:14,061
yeS.
622
00:37:21,581 --> 00:37:23,381
Double vodka.
623
00:37:23,421 --> 00:37:24,901
No ice.
624
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:33,021
She's round at ours. She won't
come back until you've gone away.
625
00:37:34,581 --> 00:37:36,781
Does everyone over there hate me?
626
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,621
No-one hates you.
627
00:37:38,661 --> 00:37:41,101
We just wish it wasn't happening.
628
00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,821
lt's sad.
629
00:37:43,861 --> 00:37:47,421
You're Kev and Veronica,
you're like bangers and mash.
630
00:37:47,461 --> 00:37:49,221
Fish and chips.
631
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:52,181
Vodka and tonic.
632
00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,901
lmportant lesson in life, Debs.
633
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,861
Sooner or later
men always fuck it' up.
634
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,981
l know.
635
00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:02,741
lf l were you, l'd become a lesbian.
636
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:04,661
l'll bear that in mind.
637
00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:13,861
You'll be all right, Jez.
You'll be all right.
638
00:38:13,901 --> 00:38:16,101
Your fucking wife did this!
639
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,141
Why fucking serve her?
640
00:38:17,180 --> 00:38:20,861
- Because we're a fucking pub!
- After everything l told you, Karen!
641
00:38:20,901 --> 00:38:23,421
l'm not a social worker! If people
drink, l assume they can handle it.
642
00:38:23,461 --> 00:38:24,821
She's an alcoholic!
643
00:38:24,861 --> 00:38:26,341
Oh, l know that now!
644
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:33,821
She nearly finished the whole bottle
then starts calling me a slag,
645
00:38:33,861 --> 00:38:35,301
and accusing me of being in love with you.
646
00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:36,741
You what?
647
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:38,621
That was when Jez stepped in.
648
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:42,341
lt was horrible.
It was really horrible.
649
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:43,421
lt's all my fault.
650
00:38:43,461 --> 00:38:45,741
No, it's mine. l should've told you.
651
00:38:45,781 --> 00:38:46,821
Told me what?
652
00:38:46,861 --> 00:38:49,181
The letters.
The ones she wrote to your mam
653
00:38:49,220 --> 00:38:52,141
while she was in prison.
l've been reading through 'em.
654
00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:55,421
She's obsessed with you.
Like, delusional.
655
00:38:55,461 --> 00:38:58,221
And it seems that your mam
played along with her fantasy.
656
00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,301
Oh, what fantasy?
657
00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:02,541
You and Roxy. Back together.
House, kids, happy ever after...
658
00:39:02,581 --> 00:39:04,581
- Do the letters say we had a kid?
- Who?
659
00:39:04,621 --> 00:39:06,581
Me and Roxy. She gave it up for adoption.
660
00:39:06,621 --> 00:39:07,621
Not that l've read.
661
00:39:07,661 --> 00:39:08,701
How far through are you?
662
00:39:08,741 --> 00:39:12,221
l've got a life, you know!
And they are not exactly Bridget Jones!
663
00:39:16,861 --> 00:39:20,221
Oh, l don't think Jez'll
want you staying here tonight.
664
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:30,261
l'm a sexual being, Carol,
always have been,
665
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:33,181
and asking me to change that
666
00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:36,661
is like asking the daisies
not to flower in spring.
667
00:39:37,621 --> 00:39:41,381
But l'm also a man
who listens to his heart.
668
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,901
And this beating old drum of mine
669
00:39:43,940 --> 00:39:47,061
is telling me l'd be foolish
to let you go.
670
00:39:48,901 --> 00:39:51,781
l love you, Carol Fisher.
671
00:39:51,821 --> 00:39:56,101
And if that means compromise,
then compromise it is.
672
00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:04,381
You, Norman Owens, are the most
wonde_ul man l've met in years.
673
00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:11,061
l'd just like to say,
as long as it's within
674
00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:15,781
the confines of these walls,
l'm very open-minded.
675
00:40:23,461 --> 00:40:25,141
< l wish l were going with you.
676
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:28,981
Will you give this to our Fiona?
677
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:32,381
As long as it's not something
l have to explain at customs.
678
00:40:32,421 --> 00:40:35,221
We've all written letters.
There's recent photos and stum.
679
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:38,781
- Tell her we miss her?
- And ask her when she's coming home.
680
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:43,861
Hey you...it's not forever.
681
00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:46,941
Just for a couple of months,
till l get my head sorted.
682
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:51,061
SOMEONE SCREAMS
683
00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:52,421
What the...?
684
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,981
Mind!
685
00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,021
Get him!
686
00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:03,621
Hey! Hey, come here!
687
00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:06,261
Come here you dirty...
688
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,381
Mum, what's the matter?
689
00:41:08,421 --> 00:41:11,061
Oh, no, no. Don't look at me.
690
00:41:12,501 --> 00:41:14,341
I'm too ashamed. >
691
00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:15,941
Carol, what's he done to you?
692
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:19,541
l'm a disgusting human being.
693
00:41:22,421 --> 00:41:26,101
l only wanted to please him,
Veronica.
694
00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:30,581
He said it was an erotic massage.
695
00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:31,981
lf l'd any idea... >
696
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:34,181
What the bleedin' hell has he done?
697
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:36,061
< Carol, what is it?
698
00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:41,861
He went to the bathroom on me.
699
00:41:41,901 --> 00:41:45,741
Oh, Jesus!
700
00:41:45,781 --> 00:41:51,461
You're right,
l am a terrible mother.
701
00:41:51,501 --> 00:41:54,901
Oh... It's all right,
just go and get in the shower.
702
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:57,421
Come on.
703
00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:04,781
Pack it in, you knobheads!
704
00:43:23,980 --> 00:43:26,781
You fucking bitch!
You fucking whore!
705
00:43:26,821 --> 00:43:28,221
You stole him, he's mine!
706
00:43:28,260 --> 00:43:30,101
You fucking bitch!
707
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,541
Get the fuck out of my
fucking house, you slag!
708
00:43:32,581 --> 00:43:34,421
l'll fucking have you, you fuck!
709
00:43:34,461 --> 00:43:36,221
Get the fuck out!
710
00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:44,581
You're a fucking bitch,
l'm gonna fucking kill you!
711
00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:46,381
What the fuck's that?
712
00:43:46,421 --> 00:43:48,381
lt's at yours. Must be Veronica.
713
00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:56,901
Come on, then! Come on, then!
714
00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:05,461
Come on, then!
l'll kill the fucking lot of you!
715
00:44:05,501 --> 00:44:07,821
Starting with her.
716
00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:13,981
You'll have to go through me first.
717
00:44:14,020 --> 00:44:17,861
Cos l'd rather die than lose her.
718
00:44:17,901 --> 00:44:19,421
You don't mean that.
719
00:44:19,461 --> 00:44:20,941
Try me.
720
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:27,821
You wouldn't kill the father
of your child, would you Roxy?
721
00:44:29,621 --> 00:44:31,781
You made it up, didn't you?
722
00:44:31,821 --> 00:44:35,141
How could you lie
about something like that?
723
00:44:35,180 --> 00:44:36,621
You crazy fucking bitch.
724
00:44:40,621 --> 00:44:44,021
Nobody attacks my daughter.
725
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:45,661
l'll call the police.
726
00:44:52,461 --> 00:44:53,581
Fuck om!
727
00:44:53,621 --> 00:44:56,341
Come on now, settle down.
Settle down.
728
00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:58,501
Calm down. Stop struggling.
729
00:44:58,541 --> 00:45:00,421
You're doing yourself no favours.
730
00:45:00,461 --> 00:45:03,421
Fuck om!
731
00:45:03,461 --> 00:45:06,061
Right into the car. Watch your head.
732
00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:12,981
l made a mistake.
733
00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:15,861
l'd just lost my mam.
734
00:45:17,421 --> 00:45:19,501
l was confused.
735
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:22,181
We didn't have sex. l couldn't.
736
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,621
lt's not the point, is it?
737
00:45:24,661 --> 00:45:26,301
You wanted to.
738
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:29,021
No. It meant nothing. None of it.
739
00:45:31,821 --> 00:45:34,381
But the last few days
has made me realise
740
00:45:34,421 --> 00:45:40,981
what we've got, me and you,
it's like gold dust.
741
00:45:42,581 --> 00:45:44,741
And to lose that... >
742
00:45:46,861 --> 00:45:50,941
l may as well go up me mum's flat and
chuck meself om, cos l swear, Vee,
743
00:45:50,980 --> 00:45:53,301
l'd be nothing without you.
744
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,061
Got to get to the airport.
745
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,781
< plane leaves at two.
Marty's giving us a lift.
746
00:46:01,821 --> 00:46:02,821
Don't do this. >
747
00:46:02,861 --> 00:46:04,621
l have got no choice!
748
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:09,301
Everything we had
was based on trust.
749
00:46:09,340 --> 00:46:11,301
And you have ruined that.
750
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,941
We will never go back
to the way it was before.
751
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,781
We will. l swear. Look, it
won't happen overnight but...
752
00:46:17,821 --> 00:46:19,981
lt won't but give it time...
753
00:46:20,541 --> 00:46:23,581
Veronica, we can make this work.
754
00:46:23,621 --> 00:46:26,901
l'll get a divorce.
We'll get married.
755
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:29,221
Me and you...
We'll do it proper this time.
756
00:46:29,260 --> 00:46:32,141
Then we can start a family,
and have a kiddie and that...
757
00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:36,381
lVF, adoption, whatever it takes.
758
00:46:36,421 --> 00:46:39,981
l can make you happy.
Just give me a chance.
759
00:46:40,020 --> 00:46:42,461
Please, give me one more chance.
760
00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,821
Right, l'm set.
761
00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,581
Bye, then.
762
00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:54,061
Shame we never had that nipper.
763
00:46:55,621 --> 00:46:58,661
l'd love to have seen its face.
764
00:46:58,701 --> 00:47:01,341
The only kid l ever want's with you.
765
00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:08,021
How the fuck can l leave?
766
00:47:32,781 --> 00:47:34,861
Ready?
767
00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,981
One, two, three...
768
00:47:50,260 --> 00:47:53,981
(Veronica) 'You know what they say,
if you wanna give God a laugh,
769
00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:56,021
'tell Him your plans.
770
00:47:56,060 --> 00:48:00,261
'My philosophy is,
never get too comfy,
771
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:04,461
'because it doesn't matter who you are,
if the whirlwind comes your way,
772
00:48:04,501 --> 00:48:06,661
'it's gonna tear your world apart.
773
00:48:06,701 --> 00:48:10,541
'And the only thing you can do
is cling on tight#
774
00:48:18,220 --> 00:48:21,141
l suppose you're fucking happy,
aren't you!
775
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:22,941
When did all this turn into a war?
776
00:48:22,980 --> 00:48:25,221
l thought we could have
had something.
777
00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:27,461
Where the fuck is my Mandy?
778
00:48:27,501 --> 00:48:28,981
Dealing drugs from her pram?
779
00:48:29,020 --> 00:48:32,181
l didn't want to be the one
to have to tell you but...
780
00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:33,701
Our Carl's got a job.
781
00:48:34,901 --> 00:48:36,981
You're growing weed
for the Maguires?
782
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:39,021
Drug squad, all over the estate.
783
00:48:39,060 --> 00:48:40,661
l can handle meself.
784
00:48:40,701 --> 00:48:42,421
Start saying your prayers.
785
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,461
Cos Carl's fucking dead!
786
00:48:44,511 --> 00:48:49,061
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