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Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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but it's been a good home to us, to me,
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Frank Gallagher, and me kids who
l'm proud of, cos every single one of 'em
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reminds me a little of me.
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They can all think for themselves,
which they've got me to thank for.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why
nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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lan, a lot like his mam, which is handy for
the others cos she's disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons -
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it makes it stand on end and makes him
look like Toyah, and nits love him.
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Debbie - sent by God, total angel.
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You've to check your change
but she'll go miles out of her way
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to do you a favour,
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plus lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star some day.
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Sheila, me bird, couldn't be happier.
One plate short of a full set, like.
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And fantastic neighbours Kev
and Veronica - lend ya anything,
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well, almost anything.
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Carol and Marty - the lodgers from hell.
Last of the lonely hearts
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and a psychologist's wet dream.
Still, nobody's perfect.
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But all of 'em to a man
know first and foremost
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one of the most vital necessities in life
is they know how to throw a party!
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Heh, heh, heh, scatter!
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(Lip) 'Sometimes things you do lead
somewhere, other times
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'they are just an end in themselves.
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'Trouble is you never know.
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'Me and lan, we're both young
free and single. No baggage, right?
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'Free to move on, except sometimes
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'the past comes back at you that
fast you can't get out the way.'
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Boys will be boys
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There's been girls
that have stolen our hearts
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But their arms simply
couldn't be prized apart...
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(Frank Gallagher) 'Ciggies, ciggies...
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'See that loada' fucking ciggies.
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'Ciggies.'
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Could l trouble you for a ciggie?
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You two birds look like
fish out of water.
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You're not students, are you?
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Yeah, we are actually.
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Well, you know the only
thing l learnt at school?
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Don't kick against the pricks.
O-level fucking conformity.
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GCSE don't talk out of line.
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l was 25 before l knew who l was.
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Oh, am l bothering you?
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l'm sorry. l think we're just in
the wrong pub.
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Yeah, well, every pub's
the wrong fucking pub, innit?
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Fucking Casablanca.
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Tell you what.
lf l give you a fiver...
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Yeah?
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..will you fuck off
and leave us alone?
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Yeah.
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Dickhead.
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Are we off home?
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- Nah... night's young. Y'hungry?
- Yeah.
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D'ya want curry or cock?
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What do you mean?
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C'mon. l'll show you.
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l'm not sure about this, Mick.
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Fuck it. l come down here all the time.
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Yeah, but l don't
just wanna fuck someone.
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You're not fucking.
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Y'what?
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One bloke in there.
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One bloke in the end.
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Bob's your uncle.
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There's an hole!
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Here y'are.
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You're on.
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Oh, you're meant to give
'em a little present after...
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for services rendered.
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Still got that bottle
of poppers on yer?
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Yeah.
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That'll do, go on.
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Fuck's sake.
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Hey, suck him off and
you get a present back.
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Ta.
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No, sorry love,
you've got the wrong Jockey.
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This is in Gorton.
You're in Chatsworth.
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So you don't have a
band playing here at all?
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No.
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You're not missing much. l saw them
in Salford. They're shite.
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l know. My mate fancies the drummer.
l only came as her alibi.
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Her folks are a bit strict.
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They think she's at my house, revising.
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Well, could be fate.
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Do you want another drink?
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Yeah. Why not?
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Two glasses of white wine, please.
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Come on then. Let's go into town.
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Hang on, l'm just having a drink.
This is Lip.
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- All right.
(Girl) He's bought you one.
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Here you go.
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You're welcome.
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Right then, l'm off home.
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Oh. You not staying tonight then?
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No. l don't stay every night, Debbie.
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We've been through this.
l don't live here.
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Really?
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Really.
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So, l'll just get my things
and l'm off.
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Good night.
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Bit moody, isn't she? Your mate.
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Yeah, well, she's spoiled.
Her Dad's loaded.
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She doesn't like it when she's
not the centre of attention.
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She's getting some attention now.
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l tell you, the lads in this pub - predatory!
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l best make a move.
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That's a shame.
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l was going to invite you
round for coffee.
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What? l've only just met you and
you think l'd come round your house?
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At this time of night?
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l'll get my coat.
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BANGlNG AND SQUEAKlNG
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What was that?
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What was what?
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lt's Pimp My Ride - what you doing?
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What's that noise?
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Sue and Marty shagging?
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Carl!
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Can't we listen?
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Gross.
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Hiya. Debbie, Carl.
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- This is...a friend of mine.
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
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Do you want a coffee?
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No. Not really.
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Right.
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Well, we're just gonna
pop upstairs for a bit.
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Do you ever think of
anything apart from sex?
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Yeah.
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Girls.
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GROANlNG
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Come on, love. l'm closing up now.
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Come on.
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Ahh, for fuck's sake!
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These are brand-new.
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- How did you get like this?
- l don't know.
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Come on. lt's all right, it's all right, come on.
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lt was good of you to phone us.
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lt's all right. l couldn't have
her getting in a cab in that state.
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l can't understand what's happened.
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How'd she get like this?
Somebody spike her drink?
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Eh. Whoa. Nothing like that
goes on here, mate.
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No, no, l'm sure. lt's just er...
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l don't think she's ever
been in a pub before.
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Oh, right.
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She's probably just not
used to it then. Kids, eh?
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Me and the wife
really appreciate this.
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lf you fancy a bet, l've got a
little filly won't let you down.
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Only, keep it to yourself.
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l don't want people getting suspicious.
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Why would they?
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Because take it from me -
this horse has already won.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey. l'm a man of my word and l
don't give out these tips to anyone.
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lf you don't believe me, check out
the first race at York tomorrow.
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The favourite'll pull up lame.
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l think the world of my daughter, mate.
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You do yourself a favour.
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Morning, Debs. Tea?
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Yeah, please.
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l was just, er...checking
the weather. Raining like fuck!
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You know how tight
things are in this house?
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lf someone's living here,
they should pay their whack.
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Right, fine. l totally agree with ya.
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Did Sue really go home last night?
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Scream, you bitch!
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Yes. Yes. No! Yes she did.
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Oh. Oh.
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There you go.
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(Frank) What's up with you?
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Post.
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''Want to change your gas supplier?''
Deckchairs on the Titanic.
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This one's from Auntie Pat.
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Oh, it's Beryl and Aidan.
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Who are they?
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Haven't got a clue, but they send
every year, Christmas and...birthdays.
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Shite.
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Should have some cards here.
Come on, help us out here lads.
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Oh. Have l seen something
l shouldn't have?
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No, no... Nothing.
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What have you got there?
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No really. lt's nothing.
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You can't fool me, Frank Gallagher.
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Pretending you've forgotten
when you haven't.
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Oh, well, never mind, you can
give it me tonight in the pub.
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l'm so excited.
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Fucking help you were, weren't ya?
Sherlock Holmes and Watson.
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(Sue) Hiya.
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Hiya, love. You all right?
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Couple of scratch cards, please.
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All right Mandy?
Not long to go, eh?
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No. Only a couple of weeks.
l feel like l'm walking round
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with a Christmas turkey
jammed up my muff.
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Oi, son. No hoods in't shop, please.
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l said take yer sodding hood off.
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ls he bleeding deaf?
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Oi! NO!
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You little shit. Get off you
little wanker - that's my bag.
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Ey! Ey!
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Shit. Aw.
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l don't believe that.
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Five times in two months.
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Are you all right Mandy, love?
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l think my waters have broken.
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Ooh, yeah.
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Lip. They've robbed the shop.
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Mandy Maguire's been
taken to hospital.
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Shit.
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She's been taken
off in an ambulance.
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What you doing?
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Really sorry.
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No, where you going?
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He's gone to see Mandy.
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She's having his baby.
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lf l give you a fiver, will you fuck off
and leave me alone?
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Red car. ls that the name of the horse?
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That's the race track, innit!
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All right, all right.
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Here we go. Rat Pack, 3. 10,
Redcar, Saturday.
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Right. How much have we got in the jar?
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Er, no you don't. We've got bills.
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But this geezer claims it's a dead cert.
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Oh, dead cert? According to some
knobhead you met at last orders.
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He wasn't a knobhead.
He was wearing a suit.
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Oh, all right then,
some knobhead in a suit.
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Don't mean he can see
into the future.
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Come on, Vee.
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We could paper the walls
with dead certs from the boozer.
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Everyone there
thinks they're John McCririck.
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l know but there was something
about him that just seemed different,
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that's all.
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lf you wanna waste a tenner,
fine but that's it.
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Fuck's sake...
Where's your sense of adventure?
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You don't need a sense of
adventure living here.
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ln fact, Kev, that's
the last fucking thing you need.
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Oi!
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No, you listen to me.
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My daughter gets the best
treatment that money can buy.
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Don't give me any of this NHS shite.
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You've got to help me.
That girl over there
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is pregnant with my baby.
That's her Dad.
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lf he sees me, l'm dead.
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Fine.
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What the fuck are you doing here,
Gallagher?
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Do you mind?
l'm here to see my cousin.
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We're trying to have
a private family conversation.
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Really?
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Sorry, love. l got here as
quick as l could. Who are these?
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This is Philip ''Shagger'' Gallagher.
Your wife's cousin.
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Cousin?
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Yeah, you don't recognise him?
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You haven't got any cousins.
Wait a minute, you filthy little bitch.
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- No.
- This is him, innit?
252
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:32,528
- Listen...
- Whoa, you little scumbag.
253
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:35,323
You little shite. You stay away
from my daughter and her baby.
254
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,122
Baby.
255
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,326
Baby.
256
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:43,326
BABY GURGLES
257
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,042
Baby.
258
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:55,649
l've had a baby.
259
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,689
No, no. lt's lovely, Frank, really.
260
00:15:06,730 --> 00:15:09,483
l am sorry about your present, love.
261
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:11,521
God, l wanted fucking smack 'em.
262
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:13,367
Had to hold myself back, you know.
263
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,605
But these people,
they've got no scruples.
264
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:19,199
They just see human life
as a disposable item.
265
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,763
Oh, well.
266
00:15:20,810 --> 00:15:23,483
At least you're safe.
That's the main thing.
267
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:26,442
l just thought, you know...
But who am l to say?
268
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,765
Don't fret, Sheila.
269
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,085
You'll have something.
270
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:38,241
Something special, you know.
l just to need to get it sorted.
271
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:40,201
What's for dinner?
272
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,241
l made you a shepherd's pie. l, erm...
273
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:45,805
l forgot to defrost it.
You'll have to sort it out yourself.
274
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,042
Meself?
275
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,244
l did what l could, you know.
l had a pop.
276
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,281
But these little...tossers.
277
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:59,403
Little kids, with big knives,
fucking Seven Samurai.
278
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,840
Make Poverty History, yeah?
279
00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:05,165
Just let 'em all machete
each other to death.
280
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,360
Job done, thank you,
Gordon fucking Brown.
281
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,445
Frank, hang on a minute.
282
00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:11,641
Jez, have you got another packet of crisps?
l'm starving here.
283
00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:13,646
(Commentator) 'And news from the paddock.
lt's a worrying development...'
284
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:16,079
Frank, shut it.
285
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:19,281
'News coming in, and it's a turn up,
Rockin' Robin, the hot favourite,
286
00:16:19,330 --> 00:16:22,879
'has pulled up lame in the paddock
just ten minutes before the off.'
287
00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:25,524
Check out the first race
at York tomorrow.
288
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:29,006
The favourite will pull up lame.
289
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,608
Fuck me.
290
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,403
See that's the problem...
291
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,567
l'm fucking talking to you.
292
00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,407
We'll sell the car.
293
00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:39,849
The car? We only just got it.
294
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,846
lt's the most valuable thing we've got.
295
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,881
We don't just wanna put
a few quid on, do we?
296
00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:46,000
lt's one extreme
to the other with you, innit?
297
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:48,484
The bet's for real.
The horse pulled up lame
298
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:51,920
just like he said.
lt was definitely the right horse?
299
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,039
First race at York, favourite.
300
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:55,888
And this Rat Pack, it's nine to one?
301
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:57,283
That's what it said in the paper.
302
00:16:57,330 --> 00:17:00,845
Oh, Kev. Just think what
we can do with all that money.
303
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:02,608
Right, we'll get all the cash together
304
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:06,529
we can and we'll put it all on. Agreed?
305
00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:07,764
Agreed.
306
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:12,361
Oh, Vee, remember main thing,
mum's the word, all right?
307
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:14,401
l promised that bloke
l wouldn't tell anyone.
308
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,918
And we don't want the odds
getting fucked up.
309
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,608
l haven't.
310
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,523
And we're off.
311
00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:28,242
Nah, sorry mate, not interested.
Not much demand for these.
312
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,769
No demand? When you sold it us
313
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:32,040
a few weeks ago, you said
they were selling like hotcakes.
314
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:34,809
That was weeks ago.
The market's up and down, innit?
315
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,078
Waggy, come on.
316
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:38,439
l'll tell you what l'll do,
l'll give you 200 for it,
317
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:42,039
if you give me
the name of this horse.
318
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,288
You robbing bastard!
319
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:50,758
l'll give you a tenner.
320
00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:53,404
A tenner? Are you taking the piss?
321
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:56,522
Well, 50...
322
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:59,960
if you tell us the name of this horse.
323
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:01,489
Fucking hell!
324
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,401
l told you. We have to keep quiet
about this, Vee.
325
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:14,125
l did! l haven't told anyone.
326
00:18:16,770 --> 00:18:18,283
l did mention it to me mam.
327
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,845
Oh, was that before or after you
took a double page ad out in
328
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:23,482
the Evening News?
329
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:25,964
l didn't tell her the name of the horse.
330
00:18:26,010 --> 00:18:28,046
Look, l'm sorry.
331
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:32,641
lt's just...why does our life
have to be so shit?
332
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:38,242
Hang on. lt wasn't shit two days ago
before you got this stupid tip.
333
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,848
SHE SlGHS
334
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,846
Look...
335
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:49,645
Here's 20 quid. Go and put that on.
Bollocks to the catalogue this week.
336
00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:52,284
But, that'll only win us �180.
337
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:55,402
Well, it's �180 more than we've got now.
338
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,487
We've never had money before
and we've always been happy.
339
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:04,085
Maybe it's just not meant to be.
Me having money.
340
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:07,042
So what? You've got me.
341
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:26,324
Now, actually, Carol,
l wanted to ask you a favour.
342
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:29,407
The little bastards nicked the
present that l'd bought for Sheila.
343
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:34,365
Neither a borrower nor
a lender be, Frank. Shakespeare.
344
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:37,880
Well, he was all right, weren't he?
Had Anne Hathaway's fucking cottage.
345
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:41,889
Sheila's gone on cookery strike.
Winter of fucking discontent
346
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,728
in me own house. l mean, fucking,
what's it all about, eh?
347
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,442
l'm being punished and for what?
348
00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:49,288
Missing her birthday. And what's that?
349
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:53,608
Another staging post, another
staging post, another staging post on
350
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:58,405
the long road to death, to death,
to death, to fucking oblivion.
351
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:00,281
Change the bloody record, Frank.
352
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,321
Hey listen,
353
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,326
is it true about Kev and this tip?
354
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:07,203
My lips are sealed but yes, it is.
355
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,445
Oh, eh up, here's Hinge
and fucking Bracket.
356
00:20:09,490 --> 00:20:11,606
Right, listen up, we're investigating
357
00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:14,369
a serious crime that's taken place.
358
00:20:14,410 --> 00:20:15,559
Fuck off.
359
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,682
- Can we have your attention, please?
- Quiet!
360
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,129
(Policeman) Oi!
361
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,649
Quiet!
362
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:25,000
CROWD QUlETENS DOWN, MUSlC STOPS
363
00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:30,527
That's better.
Now then, l've got some questions.
364
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:34,961
Excuse me. lf you don't mind.
365
00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:36,841
No.
366
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:40,166
Right, first things first.
367
00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:44,198
My daughter's been knocked down
and someone's gonna get
368
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,639
a big fucking kicking for it,
l'll tell you that for nothing.
369
00:20:46,690 --> 00:20:48,681
That's not the fucking half of it.
370
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:53,281
Yeah, cos the stupid little prick
that stole my Mandy's bag
371
00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:56,481
took something else too.
372
00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:58,600
Piece of jewellery.
373
00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:00,447
Belonging to my wife.
374
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:04,119
Which, let's put it this way,
has great sentimental value.
375
00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,365
l want it back.
376
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:09,447
So, if anybody has any
information about this crime,
377
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:13,244
l expect them to come and talk to me.
378
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,518
Understood?
379
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,878
You won't find me ungrateful.
380
00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:21,161
lf l could just add, if anybody
does know anything...
381
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,529
MUSlC RESTARTS
382
00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:25,164
..then you can come and see us in
confidence.
383
00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,128
All right, Patrick?
384
00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:31,809
l see we have both become grandfathers.
385
00:21:31,850 --> 00:21:35,047
Fuck off, you ugly bastard.
We don't want you anywhere near her.
386
00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:36,318
Large vodka.
387
00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:42,329
l hear you were in this shop?
388
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:45,168
Oh, no, l didn't see owt.
389
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:48,566
He just...fucking hood, you know.
Totally covered his face.
390
00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:51,966
Yeah, well don't worry about it.
391
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,525
This is the CCTV video from the shop.
392
00:21:55,570 --> 00:21:57,800
And if l find out from that,
393
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,920
that you know more than
you're letting on...
394
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:02,928
l'll wait till it comes out on DVD.
395
00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:06,599
- What was it?
- A bracelet. A charm bracelet.
396
00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:09,687
lt's not worth much, just a few quid, but my
Patrick bought it
397
00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:14,645
for me the first time he come out of
prison, just after we were married.
398
00:22:18,690 --> 00:22:21,648
Every time he did a spell inside,
he'd buy me another charm,
399
00:22:21,690 --> 00:22:26,844
to celebrate his release.
Our Mandy was taking it the menders
400
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,768
and some little cocksucker's stolen it.
401
00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:31,528
Well, trust me,
402
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:36,200
he'll curse the day he was born
when my boys get hold of him.
403
00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:55,798
ls Mandy in?
404
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:08,605
Ow.
405
00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:09,639
There?
406
00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:11,567
Staying again tonight, Sue?
407
00:23:11,610 --> 00:23:13,089
Don't start, Debbie.
408
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,324
Just saying.
409
00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:17,646
lf she is, she has to put
something into the kitty.
410
00:23:17,690 --> 00:23:19,248
What is it with you?
411
00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:21,599
l'm not living here.
412
00:23:22,770 --> 00:23:26,160
Take it easy with the fruit.
lt's for the kids.
413
00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:29,282
Yeah, we'd all have scampi,
if it weren't for lan.
414
00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,809
(Debbie) Scurvy!
415
00:23:30,850 --> 00:23:31,839
You all right?
416
00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:34,684
What's happened to you?
417
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:36,686
l think it's the Maguires way of saying,
418
00:23:36,730 --> 00:23:38,448
''Here's a cigar for the new dad.''
419
00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:40,401
Ah. So we're not gonna
get to see her, then?
420
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:42,964
Put it this way, l won't be holding
my breath for a christening invite.
421
00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:46,241
Maguires'd probably drown you
in the font. lrish psychos.
422
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:49,600
Oh, well, there's only so many times
they can head butt you.
423
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:52,005
Yeah, before they kill me.
424
00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:55,968
- What's that?
(lan) Got it today.
425
00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:56,999
Let's have a look.
426
00:23:57,050 --> 00:24:00,201
Hang on, where did you get that?
427
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:03,686
ln town. l found it, why?
428
00:24:03,730 --> 00:24:06,244
This is mine. lt was in my bag.
429
00:24:06,290 --> 00:24:07,405
lt can't be yours.
430
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:10,203
lt's mine, l'm telling you. lt was
in my bag that got fucking robbed.
431
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,242
Where did you get it?
432
00:24:13,290 --> 00:24:16,566
l don't know.
Look, l told you, l found it.
433
00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,529
Oh, for fuck's sake.
434
00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:32,759
- Fuck off.
- Where did you get it?
435
00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:34,528
lt's none of your business.
436
00:24:34,570 --> 00:24:36,128
Was it you who nicked it?
437
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:38,206
Of course it wasn't me.
l just got it, all right?
438
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:40,320
- Who off?
- No-one.
439
00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:42,486
Who off, lan?
l need to find out
440
00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:45,203
who robbed the shop so l can
get back in with the Maguires.
441
00:24:47,370 --> 00:24:49,964
Fucking hell. Look, right,
442
00:24:50,010 --> 00:24:53,525
there's this place l've been to
a couple of times with a mate.
443
00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:56,004
What place?
444
00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:57,802
lt's a cottage, OK.
445
00:24:57,850 --> 00:24:59,442
Cottage? What, like a little
fucking house in the country?
446
00:24:59,490 --> 00:25:02,084
No, a gay cottage.
447
00:25:02,130 --> 00:25:03,358
What? A lav?
448
00:25:03,410 --> 00:25:06,925
lt's just blow jobs and that.
You don't even see 'em half the time.
449
00:25:06,970 --> 00:25:09,609
How come, do it in the dark?
450
00:25:09,650 --> 00:25:12,562
No. There's a hole
in the cubicle wall and you...
451
00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:13,759
Jesus.
452
00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:16,608
And people leave stuff.
You know, in return.
453
00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:17,719
And that's how you got the walkman?
454
00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:20,807
- Yeah. Some guy. l got lucky.
- Who is he?
455
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,203
- l dunno.
- You must know his name.
456
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,888
l don't know his name.
l didn't even see his face.
457
00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:25,886
Fuck...
458
00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:29,606
SlGHS
We're never gonna find him.
459
00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:32,642
l'm never gonna get
to see my daughter.
460
00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:34,760
l said l didn't see his face.
461
00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:38,162
l didn't say l wouldn't recognise him.
462
00:26:02,090 --> 00:26:04,320
Oh, Kev. You bastard.
463
00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:07,282
You horrible bastard.
464
00:26:12,010 --> 00:26:13,921
How much did it fetch, my ring?
465
00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:17,201
Were you gonna go to the pawn shop
Monday, and buy it back?
466
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:18,478
Hey, Vee.
467
00:26:22,490 --> 00:26:25,800
l'm sorry, l was desperate.
468
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,444
l wasn't thinking straight.
469
00:26:28,490 --> 00:26:31,209
This is our big chance.
470
00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,729
l just really wanted to...
471
00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:39,401
l'd never pawn your wedding ring,
you know l wouldn't.
472
00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:40,769
You thought about it though.
473
00:26:40,810 --> 00:26:44,200
Oh, for five minutes.
l knew how devastated you'd be.
474
00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:47,208
You knew l'd rip your knackers off,
more like.
475
00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:52,125
Fuck's sake though.
476
00:26:52,170 --> 00:26:53,444
20 quid stake.
477
00:26:54,690 --> 00:26:56,487
What did Waggy offer you for t'car?
478
00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:58,009
Oh, he wasn't interested.
479
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:02,646
He wasn't interested unless
l gave him the name of the horse.
480
00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:05,443
Leave it with me.
481
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,799
But if you ever try
anything like that again,
482
00:27:07,850 --> 00:27:09,363
l will rip your knackers off.
483
00:28:09,490 --> 00:28:10,809
What the fuck?!
484
00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:15,048
Right. l wanna know where this
came from. You left this in here.
485
00:28:15,090 --> 00:28:16,842
lt was you in the shop wasn't it?
You did the shop over?
486
00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:18,846
No, no. l didn't.
487
00:28:18,890 --> 00:28:20,767
lan!
488
00:28:20,810 --> 00:28:21,845
Aagh! What's he doing?
489
00:28:21,890 --> 00:28:24,688
- Tell us the truth.
- l am. l am. lt's not mine.
490
00:28:24,730 --> 00:28:28,689
l bought it from a bloke in a shop,
my shop. l fence goods.
491
00:28:28,730 --> 00:28:29,958
Who was it? l want a name.
492
00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:32,922
l'm sorry. l have a rule. No names.
493
00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:36,201
My brother's on the other side
of that wall, and he has a rule
494
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:39,526
never to bite people's cocks off. lan!
495
00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:42,164
The name! Now! lan!
496
00:28:42,210 --> 00:28:45,646
All right! All right.
l'll tell you his name.
497
00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:47,601
Good boy!
498
00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,925
Hello. >
499
00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:51,722
Hang on.
500
00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:57,927
Dope, Coke or E's?
501
00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,608
BABY CRlES
502
00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:02,323
What the fucking hell
are you doing here?
503
00:29:02,370 --> 00:29:05,123
Mum! Language! Baby!
504
00:29:06,010 --> 00:29:07,762
You wanted a name. For the robbery?
505
00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:13,321
Just half an hour with
Mandy, and the baby.
506
00:29:13,370 --> 00:29:15,759
He's at that address
most days, apparently.
507
00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:22,807
Right lads. Come on.
508
00:29:25,490 --> 00:29:27,720
l've had a job to keep it to myself...
509
00:29:27,770 --> 00:29:30,204
Kev, come on. Be a pal, eh.
510
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:33,128
Frank. Look, forget it.
Right. l've told you once.
511
00:29:33,170 --> 00:29:35,081
Look no. Sorry. No. Forget it.
512
00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:37,439
lt's not for me. lt's for Sheila.
513
00:29:37,490 --> 00:29:41,244
Yeah, for her birthday.
l want to get her a pressie.
514
00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:44,202
Kev. Barrel.
515
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,047
Jesus.
516
00:30:17,410 --> 00:30:18,889
Zip it!
517
00:30:25,570 --> 00:30:27,606
l'm thinking of naming
her after my Mum.
518
00:30:27,650 --> 00:30:29,447
Oh, no please, for fuck's sake.
519
00:30:29,490 --> 00:30:31,048
You can't call a little baby Mimi!
520
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:33,046
Not Mimi. That's her nickname.
521
00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:36,366
Katherine's her real name.
522
00:30:36,410 --> 00:30:37,968
l thought... Katie.
523
00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,602
Katie?
524
00:30:41,170 --> 00:30:42,808
That's all right, that is.
525
00:30:42,850 --> 00:30:43,999
Little Katie.
526
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,962
Here, before l forget.
527
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:51,879
What's this for?
528
00:30:51,930 --> 00:30:53,443
Child support.
529
00:30:53,490 --> 00:30:55,526
And l can pay you that every month.
530
00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:58,880
Forget it, Lip. l don't want it.
My family'll give us what we need.
531
00:30:58,930 --> 00:30:59,999
l just wanna...
532
00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:02,006
Look, l know what you're thinking.
533
00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:04,518
You're looking at this
beautiful little thing,
534
00:31:04,570 --> 00:31:07,130
and thinking you wanna get involved.
535
00:31:07,170 --> 00:31:09,730
Just like every other lad on the estate.
536
00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:13,001
But try finding any of them
after a couple of months.
537
00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:15,280
You'd need sodding
lnterpol, never mind the CSA.
538
00:31:15,330 --> 00:31:16,524
l'm not like that.
539
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:19,880
Take your money, Lip.
You need it more than we do.
540
00:31:19,930 --> 00:31:21,329
What's that supposed to mean?
541
00:31:21,370 --> 00:31:25,522
l hear you've been putting it about,
pulling posh girls.
542
00:31:25,570 --> 00:31:26,923
Who's told you that?
543
00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,881
Never you mind.
544
00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,727
l'm not seeing her.
545
00:31:30,770 --> 00:31:33,204
Just a one-night stand.
546
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:35,810
Yeah well, hope you used protection.
547
00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:41,489
l'm taking her back in.
lt's getting a bit chilly.
548
00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:44,529
See you around.
549
00:31:57,770 --> 00:32:00,159
Right then, out ya come, bollocks.
550
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,007
Nice and easy guys.
551
00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:10,209
ln you go.
552
00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:11,729
Come on, come on, come on.
553
00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:23,360
For the last time,
where's the fucking bracelet?
554
00:32:23,410 --> 00:32:27,483
We'll untie your hands when you
tell us where the bracelet is.
555
00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:30,768
Jesus Christ on a bike!
556
00:32:33,650 --> 00:32:38,440
You're playing a very
dangerous game, sonny.
557
00:32:41,010 --> 00:32:45,128
Right, Donny, l've had enough of
with this dozy cunt, wire him up.
558
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,443
Where's the bracelet?
559
00:32:57,530 --> 00:32:59,202
Where's the fucking bracelet?
560
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:06,245
This'll loosen your tongue.
Last chance.
561
00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:18,443
Aagh! You could have
some bugger's eye out with that!
562
00:33:23,810 --> 00:33:25,368
lan, it's a dead cert.
563
00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:27,685
You ain't getting no money off me.
564
00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:29,243
Debbie? Have you got owt?
565
00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:34,125
lt's for Sheila's present. l've got
my giro coming next Tuesday.
566
00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:35,364
l'll look.
567
00:33:35,410 --> 00:33:37,446
Debbie! Don't give it to him.
568
00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:38,764
What's the matter with you?
569
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:41,370
You. What are you playing at? Eh?
570
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:44,322
Look at you.
Blagging money off your kids.
571
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:47,009
You should be buying her things.
Dolls and shit.
572
00:33:47,050 --> 00:33:48,608
- lt's only till Tuesday.
- You should be loving her.
573
00:33:48,650 --> 00:33:49,639
l do love her.
574
00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,009
You should be protecting her.
575
00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:53,359
- What does she need protecting from?
- This!
576
00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:57,847
This house. This life.
This shit family.
577
00:33:57,890 --> 00:33:59,403
Why don't you fuck off out?
578
00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:03,008
Go on. Get out.
579
00:34:03,050 --> 00:34:04,688
Where?
580
00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:07,119
l don't know just out!
Play with your mates.
581
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,924
Stop acting like some
40-year-old woman.
582
00:34:10,970 --> 00:34:13,768
Go and play knock and run, or
skipping, or whatever it is you do.
583
00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:15,129
Lip. Leave it out.
584
00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:17,161
No. She should be out playing.
585
00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:20,202
lt's half ten.
lt's too late to be playing out.
586
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:25,608
Yeah. lt's too late for you.
587
00:34:25,650 --> 00:34:30,883
She's 13-years-old and her life's over!
588
00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:39,721
Well done, you twat.
589
00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:41,723
Debbie!
590
00:34:41,770 --> 00:34:43,169
(lan) Debbie!
591
00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:46,888
l do love her.
592
00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:50,525
l were, l were gonna get her a
present with the winnings.
593
00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:09,524
l'm sorry, Deb.
594
00:35:15,090 --> 00:35:18,241
Mandy won't let me help out
with the baby.
595
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:21,043
And l'm sorry.
596
00:35:21,090 --> 00:35:23,206
l shouldn't have taken it out on you.
597
00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:33,043
lt's all right. lt's a shame.
598
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,160
You'd make a great dad.
599
00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:37,599
Oh, yeah. With all his prospects.
600
00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:39,129
Shut it, you.
601
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:42,560
Well, she's not too far away.
602
00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:44,248
You'll be able to see her.
603
00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:48,727
l just wanted to do stuff for her.
604
00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:50,249
Buy her stuff.
605
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:56,965
- Get her a pony.
- Why?
606
00:35:57,010 --> 00:36:00,446
You know. To ride.
607
00:36:00,490 --> 00:36:05,245
She's a Maguire, it'll be
pulling a rag and bone cart.
608
00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:12,446
Don't be horrible.
Anyway she's not all theirs.
609
00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:16,768
She's half Maguire
and half Gallagher.
610
00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:21,880
What the fuck are you looking at?
611
00:36:23,530 --> 00:36:25,885
Not sure which is worse.
612
00:36:25,930 --> 00:36:27,966
Don't worry.
613
00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:30,524
You'll get to see her.
614
00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:32,606
You reckon?
615
00:36:32,650 --> 00:36:35,881
Yeah, but not if you
sit here moping around.
616
00:36:35,930 --> 00:36:37,363
You've gotta do something.
617
00:36:38,450 --> 00:36:41,487
Come here.
618
00:36:54,530 --> 00:36:55,679
Oh, fuck!
619
00:36:56,890 --> 00:37:00,246
You'll have to climb out the window.
Get in the wardrobe, then.
620
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:02,520
Wait a minute.
621
00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:07,647
Even when you say you're
going home, you sneak back in.
622
00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:09,248
What is your problem?
623
00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:10,609
We have to be honest in this house.
624
00:37:10,650 --> 00:37:13,687
Look, if it's just about the money,
l will give you money...
625
00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:15,163
So are you living here or not?
626
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:18,364
Yeah.
627
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:19,923
Yeah, all right. l'm living here.
628
00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:21,119
That's �20 a week.
629
00:37:21,170 --> 00:37:22,398
Fine.
630
00:37:23,890 --> 00:37:25,369
Carl!
631
00:37:31,570 --> 00:37:33,765
Finish us off!
632
00:38:09,370 --> 00:38:10,803
(Fucking hell.)
633
00:38:40,890 --> 00:38:41,879
They're not in.
634
00:38:41,930 --> 00:38:43,886
Look, she's my daughter.
l've got a right to see her.
635
00:38:43,930 --> 00:38:45,841
They've all gone off.
636
00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:46,959
Gone off where?
637
00:38:47,010 --> 00:38:51,800
Look. That dickhead you grassed up
wouldn't tell us a fucking word.
638
00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:55,047
So Pat and my boys are giving
him the car-park treatment.
639
00:38:55,090 --> 00:38:56,239
What's that?
640
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:59,202
Hang him off the top of the
multi-storey till he speaks.
641
00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:00,808
What, and they've taken the baby?
642
00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:04,479
lt's never too early to initiate a
Maguire into the ways of the clan.
643
00:39:28,170 --> 00:39:30,445
You got a bet on, Frank?
644
00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:32,162
Nah, not as such, no.
645
00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:34,360
What's the betting slip for then?
646
00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:37,368
You what?
Oh, yeah, a bet? Oh, sorry...
647
00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:40,959
Yeah, er, well, you know, l
dabble now and again, as you know.
648
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,602
You've got to, haven't you?
649
00:39:42,650 --> 00:39:44,561
ls it this race?
650
00:39:44,610 --> 00:39:47,682
Um... Redcar 3. 10, yeah.
651
00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:48,879
Which horse?
652
00:39:48,930 --> 00:39:51,569
- l forget the name.
- Which horse?
653
00:39:51,610 --> 00:39:52,679
Rat Pack.
654
00:39:52,730 --> 00:39:54,686
You thieving wanker.
655
00:39:54,730 --> 00:39:57,802
l needed the cash,
Kev, for Sheila's present.
656
00:39:57,850 --> 00:39:59,920
She's starving us out!
l had no choice!
657
00:39:59,970 --> 00:40:02,086
- How much have you got on it?
- 60 quid.
658
00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:04,246
60 quid...
where've you got 60 quid from?
659
00:40:04,290 --> 00:40:06,360
l sold the car for 300 quid.
660
00:40:06,410 --> 00:40:09,322
You should see the queue at the
bookie's. Odds have gone right down.
661
00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:10,883
What to?
662
00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:14,479
Evens.
663
00:40:14,530 --> 00:40:16,202
Evens? How the fu...
664
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,320
(Man) Come on, Rat Pack.
- Where've you got 60 quid from?
665
00:40:18,370 --> 00:40:20,361
- Nowhere.
- Frank!
666
00:40:20,410 --> 00:40:24,085
lt was nine to one, it's now evens.
What the bloody hell's happened?
667
00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:28,244
l passed the tip on to
one or two folk...
668
00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:30,008
y'know, for a small consideration.
669
00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:32,041
Who'd you tell?
670
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,648
Billy Joyner...
671
00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:35,885
and Eddie Norton.
672
00:40:35,930 --> 00:40:37,363
Micky Hills.
673
00:40:37,410 --> 00:40:42,564
Micky Hills? Micky Hills' brother
is a sodding bookie!
674
00:40:42,610 --> 00:40:43,599
He's not gonna say owt!
He promised me!
675
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:46,562
Come on, Rat Pack!
676
00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:50,803
Bloody hell, Frank.
No wonder it's evens!
677
00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:54,001
Half of bleeding
Manchester's put a bet on now!
678
00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:58,879
(Commentator) 'Rat Pack charging down
the nearside... Rat Pack is
679
00:40:58,930 --> 00:41:01,922
'beginning to get up...
lt's Rat Pack from Hester Bridge!
680
00:41:01,970 --> 00:41:03,767
'Rat Pack wins by about a length.'
681
00:41:03,810 --> 00:41:05,607
CHEERlNG
682
00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:07,083
Nice one, mate!
683
00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:13,324
lt won, then.
684
00:41:13,370 --> 00:41:15,008
Oh, it's great that, innit,
685
00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:17,245
for you and everyone else in here.
686
00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:19,281
We'd have won three grand if
you hadn't fucked the odds.
687
00:41:19,330 --> 00:41:23,767
l just spent 20 minutes with Waggy
staring at my tits for fuck all!
688
00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:26,643
Nice one, Frank.
689
00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:29,925
Right, last time.
690
00:41:29,970 --> 00:41:31,449
Where is the bracelet?
691
00:41:33,050 --> 00:41:34,847
Hmm? Come on!
692
00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:36,084
Stop!
693
00:41:37,410 --> 00:41:38,399
Wait!
694
00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:40,718
What the hell you got there, Gallagher?
695
00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:42,362
lt's for my daughter.
696
00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:44,765
Very sweet, l'm sure.
Seeing as you're here,
697
00:41:44,810 --> 00:41:46,607
you can give us a hand
dropping this goon off the edge.
698
00:41:46,650 --> 00:41:48,129
What?
699
00:41:48,170 --> 00:41:50,047
Jesus, he's at it again.
700
00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:52,968
Thinks it's funny playing
Give Us A Fucking Clue.
701
00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:56,002
Well, here's one.
lt's a film. Six words.
702
00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:57,881
The Man Who Fell To Earth.
703
00:41:57,930 --> 00:41:59,124
lt's sign language.
704
00:41:59,170 --> 00:42:00,569
l beg your pardon?
705
00:42:00,610 --> 00:42:02,248
He's fucking deaf, isn't he?
706
00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:03,962
Any idiot can tell you that.
707
00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:06,126
That explains not screaming with
708
00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,604
12,000 volts running
through your bollocks.
709
00:42:08,650 --> 00:42:10,129
Still deserves a pasting.
710
00:42:10,170 --> 00:42:13,401
Jesus, Maguire! My daughter's
being brought up in your house,
711
00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:16,726
and you're too thick to realise
you're torturing a fucking mute.
712
00:42:16,770 --> 00:42:18,567
Watch what you're fucking saying.
713
00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:22,719
Where's the bracelet?
714
00:42:22,770 --> 00:42:25,045
Where is it?
715
00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:27,602
Look, see..
716
00:42:27,650 --> 00:42:30,118
- Well, what's he saying?
- l dunno.
717
00:42:30,170 --> 00:42:32,047
Who's got a pen?
718
00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:33,159
Hang on, spray can.
719
00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:34,962
(Patrick) Good idea. Get it out.
720
00:42:35,010 --> 00:42:38,002
This better be fucking good.
721
00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:16,725
Fuck!
722
00:43:18,210 --> 00:43:21,361
No-one talks to my family like that.
723
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,888
Not even a fucking mute.
724
00:43:30,810 --> 00:43:33,449
He's still alive!
725
00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:34,639
What's he saying?
726
00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:39,002
l don't know. He's probably
thanking his lucky stars.
727
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:42,008
Right, come on lads, time for a pint.
728
00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:54,647
Pint of dog, Kev, and a whisky
chaser, and one for yourself.
729
00:43:54,690 --> 00:43:56,442
- Veronica? Drink?
- What are you gonna to do with that?
730
00:43:56,490 --> 00:44:00,244
What am l gonna do?
l'm gonna have a big fucking party!
731
00:44:00,290 --> 00:44:02,008
Oh, that's a bit tight, innit?
732
00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:03,449
Whatever happened to
share and share alike?
733
00:44:03,490 --> 00:44:05,526
That's what l'm doin', innit?
734
00:44:05,570 --> 00:44:07,959
Yeah, but l mean, what about your kids?
735
00:44:08,010 --> 00:44:09,807
You're going to give your kids
some money.
736
00:44:09,850 --> 00:44:11,078
Well...
737
00:44:11,130 --> 00:44:14,805
Well, you know, Debbie can always do
with a bit of help with housekeeping.
738
00:44:14,850 --> 00:44:18,001
lan can't earn much
glass collecting in here, can he?
739
00:44:18,050 --> 00:44:21,167
And Carl and Lip are
always needing new clothes.
740
00:44:21,210 --> 00:44:22,438
Jesus wept.
Thank fuck l didn't have any more.
741
00:44:22,490 --> 00:44:23,605
Liam.
742
00:44:23,650 --> 00:44:26,369
Then there's the twins - that'll be two.
743
00:44:26,410 --> 00:44:28,685
- Oh, and that...
- What's that for?
744
00:44:28,730 --> 00:44:29,719
That's for me.
745
00:44:29,770 --> 00:44:31,488
Hot tips cost money, Francis.
746
00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:35,199
Fucking hell.
747
00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:38,322
There's 40 quid there.
You'll be able to get Sheila
748
00:44:38,370 --> 00:44:41,567
something really nice
with that, won't ya?
749
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:47,208
l'm sorry, love.
750
00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:49,810
l'm afraid the little
deaf cunt got away.
751
00:44:49,850 --> 00:44:53,889
So l only hope this will go
some way to making up for your loss.
752
00:44:58,130 --> 00:44:59,609
Patrick!
753
00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:05,167
Oh, l'm fucking made up!
754
00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:06,802
Nice, isn't it?
755
00:45:15,010 --> 00:45:17,649
GlGGLlNG
756
00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:25,881
(Patrick) Oh, my God!
757
00:45:25,930 --> 00:45:29,923
Frank! Come on home.
758
00:45:29,970 --> 00:45:31,449
Just a minu...
759
00:45:33,570 --> 00:45:34,559
What's that?
760
00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:42,879
lt's...a little gift.
761
00:45:42,930 --> 00:45:44,045
ls it for me?
762
00:45:44,090 --> 00:45:45,125
For you.
763
00:45:47,290 --> 00:45:48,518
Happy birthday.
764
00:45:48,570 --> 00:45:51,607
Oh, Frank. You're such a lovely man.
765
00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:55,883
Thank you. Come on.
766
00:45:55,930 --> 00:46:01,482
Let's get you home. l'm gonna
cook you a nice Nigella or a Delia.
767
00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:05,883
Won't be needing that, then.
You can clear your tab.
768
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,205
Come on.
769
00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:09,319
Come on.
770
00:46:10,690 --> 00:46:12,760
Oh, Frank, thank you.
771
00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:14,641
l love you so much.
772
00:46:19,570 --> 00:46:22,130
You must have dropped it in
the teddy's pocket.
773
00:46:24,090 --> 00:46:27,082
Listen. l thought you were
really great yesterday,
774
00:46:27,130 --> 00:46:28,609
what you said to my Dad.
775
00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:30,800
You know, no-one ever stands up to him.
776
00:46:30,850 --> 00:46:37,369
So, if you want to come round,
see Katie, well, that's OK.
777
00:46:38,730 --> 00:46:39,958
Cheers, Mandy.
778
00:46:40,010 --> 00:46:41,887
Thanks.
779
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:46,003
Can l pick her up?
l've not picked her up yet.
780
00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:48,518
Go on. Don't fucking drop her.
781
00:46:48,570 --> 00:46:50,720
Language! Baby.
782
00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:57,082
(Lip) 'Boy meets girl.
Girl's dad kidnaps deaf mute.
783
00:46:57,130 --> 00:47:00,247
'Boy gets to hold baby.
lt's the age-old story.
784
00:47:00,290 --> 00:47:02,804
'Thing is, when you look at
your own child,
785
00:47:02,850 --> 00:47:07,207
'you think there's no other bloke in
the entire fucking universe cares
786
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:11,323
'as much about this creature as l do,
and that's gotta mean sommat.'
787
00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:17,642
l'd like to report
someone for benefit fraud.
788
00:47:17,690 --> 00:47:20,488
Apparently they're looking into
everybody round here who's claiming.
789
00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:23,124
- Well, l'm fucked then.
(Woman) You and half the fucking estate.
790
00:47:23,170 --> 00:47:24,649
Parasites.
791
00:47:24,690 --> 00:47:26,920
l told Emily you'd be her brother.
They've got a visit round theirs.
792
00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:29,245
- Are they paying?
- Fuck off! She's me girlfriend.
793
00:47:29,290 --> 00:47:32,168
l've texted Lip three times.
Where the fuck is he?
794
00:47:32,210 --> 00:47:34,326
Ta-da! Brendan Tyler lives.
795
00:47:34,370 --> 00:47:37,203
Doesn't feel right to me though,
cracking on your married.
796
00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:38,968
- You bastard!
- What's this? An ambush?
797
00:47:39,010 --> 00:47:40,523
l saw you with Mandy Maguire.
798
00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:42,765
l can't believe you'd land me
in the shit!
799
00:47:42,810 --> 00:47:43,959
lt's got nowt to do with you!
800
00:47:44,010 --> 00:47:45,807
Cos l'm nothing, l suppose.
801
00:47:45,850 --> 00:47:47,363
Just your bit on the side.
802
00:47:47,410 --> 00:47:48,479
Argh!
803
00:47:48,530 --> 00:47:50,805
He's never asked me, you know, Tony.
804
00:47:50,850 --> 00:47:52,727
That should be me there.
That should be me!
805
00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:55,568
Ah! Sheila!
806
00:48:35,610 --> 00:48:39,319
700? l only won five.
807
00:48:39,370 --> 00:48:41,838
Sorry, mate.
l'm trying to run a business here.
808
00:48:41,890 --> 00:48:45,087
But the last time you sold
it us, Waggy, it was 600.
809
00:48:45,130 --> 00:48:46,802
Nothing l can do about it!
810
00:48:46,850 --> 00:48:48,329
lnflation.
811
00:48:48,379 --> 00:48:52,929
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