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Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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but it's been a good home to us, to me,
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Frank Gallagher, and me kids who
I'm proud of, cos every single one of 'em
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reminds me a little of me.
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They can all think for themselves,
which they've got me to thank for.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is
why nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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Ian, a lot like his mam, which is handy for the
others cos she's disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl. We daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons -
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it makes it stand on end and makes him
look like Toyah, and nits love him.
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Debbie - sent by God, total angel.
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You've to check your change
but she'll go miles out of her way
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to do you a favour,
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plus lickle Liam,
who's gonna be a star some day.
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Sheila, me bird, couldn't be happier.
One plate short of a full set, like.
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And fantastic neighbours Kev
and Veronica - lend ya anything,
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well, almost anything.
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Carol and Marty - the lodgers from hell.
Last of the lonely hearts
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and a psychologist's wet dream.
Still, nobody's perfect.
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But all of 'em to a man
know first and foremost
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one of the most vital necessities in life
is they know how to throw a party!
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Heh, heh, heh, scatter!
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What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa
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What's new, Pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, who-o-oa...
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Get your shirt off, Frank! >
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...Pussycat, Pussycat,
I've got flowers
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And lots of hours
to spend with you
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So go and powder
your cute little pussycat nose
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Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
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Yes, I do...
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(lan) 'Someone once said
that life's what happens
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'when you're busy making other plans.
Feels about right.
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'We're all so busy looking at the
road ahead, we never really notice
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'where we're at, which is dangerous,
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'cos sometimes there's a great, big,
fucking juggernaut coming.'
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State of him. How does it happen?
How do you get like that?
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...You're a tosser...
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- People love him.
- Yeah, I know. And it's pathetic.
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So, who are you going to vote for?
Queen?
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No-one. They're all terrible.
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...Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you
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...Yes, I do
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it's not unusual, you and your
pussycat eyes, both of them...
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How much for a tit wank, girls?
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Dunno. What you offering?
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Don't pay for it. Don't have to.
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- Is that right?
- Got 'em queuing round the block.
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- When you're ready.
- Gotta go.
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See you later, if you're lucky.
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Poke my sister, you're dead.
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He says, "I'm sorry,
I'm out of milk and cat food..."
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- We need words, councillor.
- The matter's closed.
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Far from it, Mr Karib. The Catholic Youth
Club provides an important social function,
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- knitting together this community...
- It's a drugs den.
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- Its closure might...
- It's a fucking drugs den.
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It's not a drugs den. it's a youth club, for
good, honest kids with nowhere else to go.
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And whilst it may be convenient
for you and your council cronies
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to dismiss that, so you can line
your pockets by selling the land,
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those kids need God's good guidance.
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- I've bought drugs from there.
- The motion's passed.
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It's being demolished. End of story.
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The bird of paradise
alights only upon the hand
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that does not grasp.
You might care to remember that.
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Here you go, Carol. Supplies,
courtesy of Hotel Britannica.
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I'm not sewing 'em now.
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- What have you brought it all here for?
- We're shooting off to a party.
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- What sort of party?
- Sort you're not coming to.
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- Hiya.
- Can you get us some take-outs?
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What you after?
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A few cans. Lager will do.
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Strongest you've got.
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- You're not inviting us?
- No of fence, but it's gonna be pretty hardcore.
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- We can do hardcore, can't we, Marty?
- We've heard.
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Golden shower!
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Great stuff, great stuff.
Next we've got Wendy Wagstaff, everyone!
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Come on, Wendy. Hello, darlin'. Tell us
who you're gonna be tonight, Wendy.
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Kev, tonight,
I'm going to be Karen Carpenter.
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Jesus! Shoot me now!
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- You're working too hard.
- It's only short term,
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just till all this council stuffs been dealt with.
There's a conference in a couple of weeks.
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Harrogate.
You could come over.
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Hotel's been paid for.
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Night.
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Night.
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Only got a few hours' kip.
Those pills were proper mental.
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- Fancy another?
- We can't!
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Why not? Sly half.
It'll give the day an interesting spin.
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By the way, Zoe said to tell you
she'll be expecting you after work.
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KNOCKING
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All right, Blondie?
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Oh, no!
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KNOCKING CONTINUES
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Can I see me fucking brother?
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Kev! Kev, let us in.
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Fuck off! >
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Fuck off yourself,
you dirty, fucking scaghead!
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Open the door.
Let me in, Kev.
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- I can see... Move your fucking hand, you...
- Fuck off!
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There's no way, Kel, not after last time.
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- Veronica would have me bollocks in a bag.
- She doesn't like me.
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She caught you shooting up in our bog.
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I'm clean now. Honest.
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It's not just that. it's you two.
You're at each other like cat and dog.
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Dog's right, in her case.
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I'm working again.
I've got money coming in, look.
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I've finally found something I'm good at.
I just need a room.
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I can't help you, babes.
You'll have to ask about.
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I'm sure someone could do
with the extra readies.
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Contemporary living accommodation,
conveniently situated
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close to all local amenities.
How much are we talking?
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20 gift packs. Sorted.
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- Fiver a pop. Don't rip it. Dickhead!
- Fuck off!
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You fuck off.
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Belinda says she'll take another...
What you doing? Scissors.
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...another 30 for the market, but only if we
can do them for the same price as last time.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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This is a blag.
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No, sorry. Put it back.
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- What?
- That bread was bought by communal money.
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Money earned by everyone,
with one exception.
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- So I starve cos I can't find work?
- You've not even looked. You're not trying.
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- I don't even live here.
- You act and eat as if you do.
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Everyone has to contribute, Sue.
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I'll pay for her.
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She's my guest, so I'll just earn
twice as much. Problem sorted.
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- How are you gonna do that?
- Get a job.
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You've been for a dozen jobs this year.
You've not got one.
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Donkeydick! Sorry. Bumf ace!
Motherfucker-shit-wank-twat-face! Woof!
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Look...
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I've put adverts up. Handyman.
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You know, fixing stuff.
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Sue reckons the work'll come rolling in.
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Fine, but we're not having passengers.
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If you're staying here,
you pay your way.
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Bone idle!
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- I got your invite.
- What invite?
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From Jack. Said you'd told him to...
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He thinks he's funny.
He likes playing God with people.
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Maybe he was being benevolent.
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You know, forcing us together.
That's what we both want, innit?
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- Bit of time together.
- Whatever happened to courtship? Dates?
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Flowers?
If all you want's a quick jump, Lip,
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you've got the wrong girl.
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Jack. Hiya. God, sorry,
I was miles away. Lip's not here.
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I'm not looking for Lip.
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Right. Um...
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Do you want a drink?
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All right.
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Unless you fancy something a bit stronger.
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That'll soften the edges.
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You're not kidding.
God, it's burning.
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Fuck, that's really...
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D'you like that?
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No, not yet. Tomorrow.
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Are you home?
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Definitely.
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Good.
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Ahh, Sadie.
All nice and clean now, aren't ya?
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Damsel in distress. Needing shelter,
somewhere to call home.
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Kelly. Kev's sister.
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- Oh. Pleased to meet you.
- Said she could have Karen's room.
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Right, er...
Shoes. Take your shoes off.
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(Frank) Up you come.
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Go on, make yourself comfy.
It's at the back, here...
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< Frank...
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She used to be on drugs.
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Well, who didn't?
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I mean, what sort of society is it
if we can't offer forgiveness?
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If a young deviant doesn't deserve
a second chance? Tell me that.
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It would be nice to have
an extra pair of hands helping out.
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Exactly!
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Bit of company for you, help with the kids.
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She's like an au pair without the accent.
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Au pair? You're not gonna have sex
with her, are you?
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Only I've seen a documentary
about it on Channel Five.
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It's almost an epidemic.
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Hello! Sex?
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I've got you, haven't I?
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Do you really think I'd be interested
in some slip of a girl?
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Gonna jump in t'shower.
Can I help meself to shampoo and that?
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Yeah.
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Anyone home?
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- There you go, Lillian.
- You haven't got anything to unblock drains,
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- have you, Kash?
- Not unless you wanna try the vodka.
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20 Bensons.
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5.20.
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The Catholic community is very loyal, Kash.
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It'd be unfortunate if your livelihood
were to suffer because of their principles.
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Ls that some kind of threat?
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God works in mysterious ways.
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So does Allah. Piss off
before I strangle you with your rosaries.
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< I've gotta go.
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I'll see you soon.
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When?
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Who knows?
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That's the fun of it.
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- Who says courtship's dead?
- You'll have to do better than that!
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Jesus!
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I'm free Friday...
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if you wanna try harder.
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MOBILE RINGS
Phone.
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Hello?
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- Handy Andy?
- That's me!
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Hello... Yeah.
..No, that's me middle name.
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- I'll just get a pen.
- What have you been doing in my room?
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Borrowing your hair dryer.
Mine's blown. Ask Marty.
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- What's happened, Debs?
- The housekeeping's gone missing. �120.
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Well, don't look at me.
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Well, who else has been in there?
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You can accuse me of a lot of things,
Debbie, but I'm not a thief!
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I've got me first job!
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You know the other day,
when you came round to ours...
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What of it?
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It were good, wasn't it?
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Forbidden fruit and all that.
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Nah, I mean, like,
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really good.
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I've gotta go.
Do you need a lift anywhere?
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Nah. I'll walk. I fancy a bit of air.
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(Woman) Yeah!
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MOANING AND PANTING
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< Get down there. Get down there.
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RHYTHMIC SLAPPING
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Frank.
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(Get in, get in, get in.)
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What were you doing?
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Kelly. Bloke in with her. Shagging.
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- What, now?
- Yeah.
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- In there?
- Yes.
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Two people, having sex...
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...on the other side of that wall.
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(Frank) Oh!
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- How blonde's blonde?
- I don't wanna look like Margi Clarke.
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I hope you're charging for that.
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Er... Debs!
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- She's been like this all week.
- Has she told you why?
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- Why what?
- Debbie thinks I've stolen money.
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- You can't say things like that.
- Well, someone has.
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Has anyone seen my keys? I can't find them.
They've got the shop keys on and everything.
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00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,560
- Have you tried the bedroom?
- I never thought of that(!)
241
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,840
This place is such a fucking tip,
they could be anywhere.
242
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,000
- Right, I'm off to work.
- Look at you!
243
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,240
Bloody hell!
I never thought I'd see the day!
244
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,040
This is the new me. Sue reckons
there's no end to where it could lead.
245
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,960
- See ya.
- Have a good day, worker.
246
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,200
I'll cook you summat special for tea.
247
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:58,200
Half of these are ballads.
I draw the line at fucking ballads.
248
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:02,280
What about Goldfinger?
Everyone loves a Bond theme,
249
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,480
apart from that one by Duran Duran.
250
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,280
Morning. Morning.
251
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,160
Got any juice?
Me mouth tastes like rotting fish.
252
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,360
I've made breakfast.
Fresh coffee, toast.
253
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,560
Brilliant. I'm starving.
254
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,440
Er... will your friend be joining us?
255
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,600
- No.
- Oh.
256
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:26,040
He... shot off early.
He's a train driver, morning shift.
257
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,440
Oh. That's a shame. >
258
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:34,920
Tell him if he wants to join us again...
he's more than welcome.
259
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,480
I thought your voice sounded familiar.
260
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:52,160
Drains need doing.
They stink to high heaven.
261
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:56,160
Spot of painting. My Brendan
used to do all this, God rest his soul.
262
00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:00,520
He were useless at most things, but give
him a trowel and some caustic soda -
263
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,120
he was happy as a pig in shit. Kettle's on.
264
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,000
Hey, Marty! Marty!
265
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,480
Bastard! Arrgh! Arrgh!
GLASS SMASHES
266
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,000
Oh, dear God! Marty!
267
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,240
Oh, me hand!
268
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,360
Wiggle your fingers for me.
269
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,600
How do you know how to do all this?
270
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:52,200
I do a first aid course at t'community centre.
You'd be surprised how often it comes in.
271
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:56,160
- You'll have to rest that for a few days.
- No, I'm fine, honest!
272
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,280
I need to keep working
and I need the money...
273
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:03,600
And I like being here. I don't want
to let you down. Spunk-face! Ow!
274
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,280
You remind me of my Brendan.
275
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:09,880
People used to mock because of his stammer.
Anything wi' an S in it, you were buggered.
276
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,320
But once you got to know him,
he had a heart of gold.
277
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,400
It's lonely without him, Marty.
278
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:22,880
You don't realise what loneliness is
until you lose your soul mate.
279
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,360
Will you stay to tea?
I've got a shepherd's pie in.
280
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,800
It were Brendan's favourite...
281
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,960
I've only one pair of hands. it's gonna
take me weeks to get through this lot.
282
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,600
The concierge is ill at the moment
so it's easy pickings.
283
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:46,680
- So when do we see our cut of this?
- When all the money comes in.
284
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,560
- When's that likely to be?
- Don't worry, you'll get it.
285
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,720
- I'm just gonna use your bog.
- Go for it.
286
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,640
- What you doing?
- Forbidden fruit.
287
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,040
Fuck off! Lip's downstairs.
288
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,920
I'm sorry.
289
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,560
Here. You left these in me car.
290
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,200
Wow! You look amazing.
291
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,280
Don't look so bad yourself.
292
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,040
How're my two favourite girls?
293
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:51,360
The trouble is you're too similar. You could
be bezzie mates if you'd only let yourselves.
294
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,000
Oh, fuck's sake! Look. We're grown-ups.
295
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,920
Can't we just have a drink
and let bygones be bygones?
296
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,240
Suits me.
297
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,360
Fine.
298
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,080
Rum and coke and whatever for Blond...
299
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,320
Veronica.
300
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,040
There, now. Happy families.
301
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,760
Actually, me date's here.
302
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,840
It'll have to be another time.
303
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:22,440
We look out for each other, me and Jack. We have to.
We're the only family we've got.
304
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,520
You can have a couple of ours, if you want.
Liam's cute.
305
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,160
Bites a bit,
but he'll grow out of it eventually.
306
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,840
Jack says you're clever.
307
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,080
The last thing you need's
to get trapped round here.
308
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,000
- I won't.
- How do you know?
309
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,520
I'm different. Same again?
310
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,240
Fucking wanker! Look at the state of her.
311
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,120
- Your brother owes me money.
- You'll get it, arsehole!
312
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,680
- You're gonna remind him.
313
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,360
- Apologise.
- You what?
314
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,400
- I said, apologise.
- Or you'll be doing what?
315
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:56,040
Lip, leave it. I'm fine. I'll tell Jack to pay
you for the gear. Why don't we forget about it?
316
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,160
Fucking slapper!
317
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,520
He's calling her a dirty bitch.
He's asking her to bite him.
318
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,480
Look, Sheila, I'm up for a bit of...
319
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:47,800
I like kinky as much as the next bloke,
but this is...
320
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,560
He's begging!
She's slapping him and he's begging!
321
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,760
You'll be drilling a fucking hole next.
Can't we just...?
322
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:58,080
This is the third night running. No wonder
the fucking trains are running late.
323
00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:02,840
This isn't the train driver. Nor was the one this afternoon.
Different voices, different requests.
324
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,400
You what?
325
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,320
She's playing the field, saucy minx.
326
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,960
She's had sex with four different blokes!
327
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,320
BUZZING
How many fucking boyfriends has she...?
328
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,680
I've finally found something I'm good at.
329
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,600
I just need a room, that's all.
330
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,040
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Last little whorehouse in Chatsworth.
331
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,600
Turn around and fuck off!
332
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,240
Keep the money.
Just get the fuck out of my shop!
333
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,040
Nowl
334
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,720
THUDS AND CRIES
335
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,840
DISTANT SIREN
336
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,080
How's my little sister getting on?
337
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,960
Keeping herself out of trouble?
338
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,320
She's a prostitute.
339
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:40,240
Prostitute? As in...?
340
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:46,480
Pros-tit-tute. Shags men, for money,
in my fucking house.
341
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:51,320
Frank, that is my little sister you're calling
a tart, so you'd better have your facts.
342
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,720
Men coming day and night, so to speak.
343
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:58,640
Hour at a time. "Lick me."
"Spank me." "Let me call you Mummy."
344
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,840
Where else do you think she's getting
the fucking wedge from?
345
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,400
Oh, Jesus!
346
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:10,080
I'll have words. I'll ask her to leave.
You can't have that going on in...
347
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,000
You can't.
348
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,480
Sheila likes it.
349
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,120
- You what?
- Turns her on.
350
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,120
Thinks Kelly's got a healthy sex life.
351
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,440
She doesn't realise
she's living with Cynthia fucking Payne.
352
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,440
Be getting luncheon vouchers next.
353
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,360
What's up with you two?
354
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,120
- On the game, Kel?
- What?
355
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,720
Oh, have you got this off him?
Perveball?
356
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,400
I can't walk round the house without
him undressing me with his eyes.
357
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,440
Hey! No, she's...
358
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:41,600
So I've had the odd man back.
Catching up for lost time, aren't I?
359
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,520
That's the thing when you get clean,
your libido runs rampant.
360
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,120
Here's your rent.
361
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,800
He were laid there for hours. >
362
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,320
Unconscious. Blood everywhere.
363
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,720
- This is Father Crichton.
- That's what I said.
364
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,280
- It's gotta be, Kash.
- He makes threats and you end up like this.
365
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,840
They were robbing us.
366
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,800
They only got a bit of money,
a few tokens... Oh, and Kash's mobile.
367
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,520
But there were no forced entry,
so God knows how they got in.
368
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,160
They had keys.
369
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,480
- You what?
- He reckons they had keys.
370
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,720
How does it feel on?
371
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,000
(Marty) Er... good.
372
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,880
Length OK?
373
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,840
(Marty) Perfect.
374
00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:57,640
Oh, God,
375
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,320
it is... it's him.
376
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:04,160
It's like seeing my Brendan
for the very first time.
377
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,720
Say the line.
378
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,240
Er...
379
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,040
I haven't got much
sh-sh-shore leave, pretty lady,
380
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,440
but what I have got,
I'd like to spend with you.
381
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,360
Er, what do he call you?
382
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,160
Lillian.
383
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,680
Well, Lilly, may I buy you a drink?
384
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,160
Pint of stout.
385
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,720
Cos I hear mandolins in the moonlight...
386
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,360
Prick-cunt!
387
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,000
Fuck off!
388
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,920
Cunt!
389
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,000
Tit-wank!
390
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,840
- Yes?
- Ls Jack in?
391
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,000
Depends whose asking.
392
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,600
Ian Gallagher. I'm a... friend.
393
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,320
(Woman) Jack!
394
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,920
All right.
395
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,680
I won't be long.
396
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,600
What the fuck are you doing
coming round here unannounced?
397
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,680
Nice girlfriend, Jack. Fit an' all.
398
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,040
- You can't turn up out of the blue.
- She know you like sucking cock?
399
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,080
Shut it! I'll break your fucking legs.
400
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,680
It's you, innit?
401
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,680
The break-in, the stolen money.
402
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,640
No idea what you're talking about.
403
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,680
You used me.
404
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,880
If you're gonna talk shit, lan...
405
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,720
You left him for dead!
406
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,640
He's my boyfriend.
407
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,400
Bloke you knocked seven shades of
shit out of is my fucking boyfriend!
408
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,600
Ian. You're upset. But...
409
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,280
Fuck off!
410
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,520
You stole my keys. Used them
to do over the shop.
411
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,040
You left 'em in my car. I give you
them back. Why would I do that, lan?
412
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,440
Why would I not just chuck 'em?
413
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,840
If I were you, I'd think very
carefully about what you're accusing.
414
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,320
Everything all right?
415
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,880
Yeah, we've just finished.
Haven't we, lan?
416
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:40,280
Why do birds suddenly appear
417
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,800
Every time you are near?
418
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,040
Just like me...
419
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,480
I miss him so much.
420
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:55,520
What if I die, Marty? What if I go
without ever being touched again?
421
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,880
You might meet someone new.
Who knows?
422
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,040
Attractive woman like... Saggy-fat!
423
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,120
One night, Marty. I'll put a word in
down at t'community centre for ya.
424
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,200
They're looking for
somebody permanent. Caretaker.
425
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,080
You need never be out of work!
426
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,160
I'd like to but... I've got
a girlfriend and she's lovely.
427
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,800
It's all in full working order.
I've even had a bath!
428
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,600
It's not that, honest, Lillian!
429
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,840
I'll pay you! Double money.
Nobody need ever know!
430
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,720
OK!
431
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,240
Are you ready, Marty?
432
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,840
Marty?
433
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,240
I'm sorry! I'm really, really sorry!
434
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,840
- Marty, what happened?
- Have you joined the navy?
435
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,600
She went mental! Had me
dressing up as her dead husband.
436
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,360
- Lillian?
- She wanted me to shag her!
437
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,800
Offered money and everything.
Bucket of spunk!
438
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,080
- Oh, Come here.
- I've let you down and lost me work.
439
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,600
I'm really sorry, Sue!
But it weren't my fault, honest!
440
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,800
It's all right. We'll manage!
441
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,880
I notice they're looking for
checkout girls at Costchopper.
442
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,920
�5.50 an hour.
443
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,240
How much is Lillian offering?
444
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,560
STONES HIT WINDOW
445
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,800
Lip, what the fuck you doing?!
446
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,240
Ls that what Juliet said to Romeo?
447
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,000
It would be if he turned up pissed
at 4am. Where's Jack?
448
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,440
Still at the party.
449
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,080
I had to see you.
450
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,000
You make me so fucking horny.
451
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,160
Ls that what Romeo said to Juliet?
452
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,560
Act four, scene five.
453
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:50,440
(Wait there.)
454
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,640
She's got two of 'em in there.
455
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,880
You've a lot of catching up to do.
456
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,640
BUZZING
457
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:31,440
What a night! Party was brilliant!
Jack gets these Es -
458
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,120
I've never had anything like 'em,
they make your knob tingle.
459
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,880
You should come out sometime with us.
460
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,200
He's a wanker!
461
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,320
What the fuck you talking about?
462
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,760
Look, he were the one that broke
into the shop, and beat Kash up.
463
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,320
He were the one that stole
the housekeeping money!
464
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,160
Don't try and stick up for him,
because I know it's right.
465
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,760
- You don't even know him.
- Don't I?
466
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,280
We've been at it like rabbits.
We've done it right there on the floor!
467
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,120
And it's the best sex I've ever had.
468
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,720
- You're lying.
- Ask him.
469
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,720
You're fucking lying! He's straight.
470
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,280
Didn't look very straight
when I was sucking his cock.
471
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,880
He's greased us round with his
flash car, cool fucking life,
472
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,120
and we've fallen for it
but who is he, Lip?
473
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,760
Who the fuck have we let into our lives?
474
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,880
He's not your fucking mate!
He's fuck all to do wi' you.
475
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,840
All I wanted was something outside
this house, this fucking family!
476
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,720
And you can't stand it, can you?
477
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,520
You can't stand being left behind.
478
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,840
It's not about me, Lip.
479
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:30,440
He's the best mate I've ever had.
480
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,040
His sister's amazing.
481
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,480
And you have to go
and interfere with it.
482
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,160
Open your eyes. He's a cunt!
483
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,640
You're the one that brought him
into this house
484
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,680
so you're the one
that can get rid of him.
485
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:45,840
Do you know what, lan?
That's not gonna happen.
486
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,000
Got any plans for tonight?
487
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,800
No, not really.
Why? What you offering?
488
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,800
Me and Zoe are going local,
thought you could bring Claire along.
489
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,560
Fucking foursome!
490
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,320
You'll be arranging
dinner parties next.
491
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,240
Actually, there'll be five of us.
492
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,800
Bring your mate, Charlie.
493
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:31,360
(Frank) No, no, Jesus fucking...
I'm trying to get ready.
494
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,920
I need you to perform for me, Frank.
495
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,560
(Frank) I'm fucking exhausted!
496
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,520
You can't deny a woman her sexual needs!
497
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,000
I'm in my prime.
498
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,160
CRIES FROM NEXT DOOR
499
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,400
What's happening?
500
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,720
They're role playing.
501
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,360
She's being a whore,
he's refusing to pay.
502
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,760
She's calling him
all kinds of bastard.
503
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,040
He's hitting her...
He's hitting her... He's hitting her.
504
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,320
Oh, Frank, he really is hitting her.
Oh, God, Frank.
505
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,600
Oh, God, Frank, no.
He's hitting her!
506
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,040
Oh... Fucking hell, Sheila.
507
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,440
Get up, and you get another one!
508
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,320
Jesus, what sort of place is this?
509
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,760
It's just a normal family home.
510
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,000
How much does he owe you?
511
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,520
Er, fifty.
512
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,960
Come on.
513
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,880
Here.
514
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,960
You'll need that as a deposit
on your next accommodation.
515
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,440
Now get out. Go on.
516
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,480
Without further ado,
let's welcome on stage the first act.
517
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,320
It's Wendy Wagstaff everyone!
518
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,360
CHEERING
519
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,320
(Kev) Wendy's a mother of six and her
interests are smoking, drinking
520
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,440
and the work of Archimedes.
Er, Wendy, tell us who you're gonna be.
521
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,840
Tonight, Kev,
I'm gonna be Britney Spears!
522
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,240
Oh, baby baby...
523
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,440
Jack, shout us one up, mate.
524
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,320
What you having?
Same as you, please, mate.
525
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,480
One of them, please.
526
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,920
Something wasn't right here
527
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:24,280
Oh, baby, baby,
I shouldn't have let you go
528
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,000
Now you're out of sight, dear
529
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,880
Show me how you want it to be...
530
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,920
Sights you see
when you haven't got your gun.
531
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,800
I'm a man of God!
I'd never do something like that!
532
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,200
So is your Pope and he were a Nazi!
533
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:45,400
Whatever my quarrel, I would never stoop to
the use of violence.
534
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,240
That's where we're different. Now go on,
fuck off, before I feed you to t'lions.
535
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,720
Yvonne! Yvonne.
He was nothing to do with it.
536
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,800
It was me.
537
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,040
I've fucked up.
538
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,160
I shagged someone else.
539
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,920
One of Lip's mates...
540
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,040
He stole my keys,
it was him that robbed you.
541
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,880
It was him that nearly killed you
542
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,560
and I know you're both gonna hate me,
543
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,520
but I never meant
for any of this to happen, I swear,
544
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:21,080
and I wanted to tell you sooner
but he's Lip's mate
545
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,640
and they're both in the pub
now, laughing and joking,
546
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:27,040
like nothing ever happened...
547
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,680
it's my fault...
548
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,720
it's all my stupid fault...
549
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,640
This isn't about me.
You two had better talk.
550
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,400
The minute you walked in the joint
551
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,880
I could feel you were
a man of distinction
552
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,240
A real big arsehole
553
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,600
Good-looking, so refined
554
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,680
Say, wouldn't you like to know
what's going on in my mind?
555
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,280
So let me get right to the point
556
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,760
I don't pop my cork every guy I see
557
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,680
Hey, big spender
558
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,280
Spend
559
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:22,800
A little time with me
560
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,120
Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun
561
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:34,120
How's about a few laughs, laughs, laughs
562
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,800
I can show you a good time
563
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,280
Let me show you a... good time
564
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:46,480
The minute you walked in the joint
I could see you were...
565
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,760
Zoe! Zoe!
566
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,520
What the fuck do you
think you're doing!
567
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,680
What's Kash doing on this phone?
568
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,520
What you on about, why?
569
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,280
This isn't your phone. Where'd you get it?
Did Jack give it yer?
570
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,240
- I'm saying nothing 'til you calm down.
- TELL ME!
571
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,680
- He got it knock off. Why?
- Bastard!
572
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:07,440
So he done some cunt for a phone,
fucking difference does it make?
573
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,040
You bastard! Come on! You've ruined
everything. You fucking liar!
574
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:27,280
Couldn't you have waited till after.
I'm reaching me crescendo here!
575
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,280
What's he done,
tell me what the fuck he's done!
576
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,920
- I'll tell ya.
- And who the hell are you?
577
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,880
See him. He's the one
that broke into our shop.
578
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:45,480
Left Kash for dead
and he'd do the same to any one of yer.
579
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,120
You're a dead man.
580
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,520
Lads.
581
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,760
Shall I start again or what?
582
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,760
It were the first time, Kash, honest.
583
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,560
There's never been anyone else and
there won't be again. it's just...
584
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,840
lan...
585
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,160
No, I have to say it
because look at you!
586
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,280
What he did.
587
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,240
And that was my doing.
588
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:32,440
Cos you're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
589
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,160
- I can't.
- Come here.
590
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,200
I don't deserve yer.
591
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,960
If it hadn't been that guy,
it'd have been someone else.
592
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,920
I made a mistake, that's all,
593
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,960
just a stupid mistake.
594
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,680
We always knew
it wouldn't last forever, lan.
595
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:58,520
Nah, don't talk like that, Kash.
596
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,480
Please, just don't talk like it's over.
597
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,720
I've met someone else.
598
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:12,360
Who is he?
599
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,640
Does it matter? He's single. Older.
600
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,840
He knows what he wants.
601
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,080
Were you gonna fucking tell me?
602
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,560
Harrogate - on last weekend.
603
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:59,240
- Jesus!
- Mandy.
604
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,640
You scared me half to death.
605
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,200
- God, you're...
(Mandy) State of you.
606
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,400
It's gonna be a girl.
607
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,800
Our little baby daughter.
608
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,080
She's due start of next month.
609
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,960
Can I touch her?
610
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,880
Go on then. Be quick.
611
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,760
Listen, my mum's on her way,
so you'd best not hang about.
612
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,800
See you around, then.
613
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:36,840
Good luck, yeah?
614
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,360
(lan) 'Sometimes we get so wrapped up
in getting what we want
615
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,920
'that we never really ask ourselves
why we wanted it in the first place.'
616
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:40,600
Lip, they've robbed the shop!
Mandy Maguire's been taken to hospital.
617
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,720
My daughter's been knocked down
618
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,000
and someone's gonna get
a big fucking kicking for it.
619
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,040
Take it from me,
this horse has already won.
620
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,000
We'll get all the cash we can
and put it all on.
621
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,520
Stay away from my daughter
and her baby.
622
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,480
Are you the handyman?
623
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,480
What is it you need fixing?
624
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,520
I've written a list.
625
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,600
Lillian recommended you.
626
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,880
That all looks OK.
Will you be needing a quote?
627
00:45:49,930 --> 00:45:54,480
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