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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,666 --> 00:00:05,056 'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:08,894 'but it's been a good home to us - me, Frank Gallagher, 3 00:00:08,946 --> 00:00:11,983 'and me kids who l'm proud of, 4 00:00:12,026 --> 00:00:15,939 'cos every single one of them reminds me a little of me. 5 00:00:15,986 --> 00:00:19,296 'They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for.' 6 00:00:19,346 --> 00:00:21,655 - Run! Run for it! - Leg it! 7 00:00:21,706 --> 00:00:24,504 'Fiona, who's a massive help, 8 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:29,540 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip now, 9 00:00:29,586 --> 00:00:31,258 'Ian, a lot like his mam, 10 00:00:31,306 --> 00:00:34,264 'which is handy for the others cos she's disappeared into thin air, 11 00:00:34,306 --> 00:00:36,740 'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair 12 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:40,335 'cos it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah and nits love it. 13 00:00:40,386 --> 00:00:44,015 'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel. 14 00:00:44,066 --> 00:00:48,184 'You've to check your change but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. 15 00:00:48,226 --> 00:00:54,381 'Plus Liam - gonna be a star once we've got the fits under control. 16 00:00:54,426 --> 00:00:56,781 'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend. 17 00:00:56,826 --> 00:01:00,182 'The truth is out there... Not! 18 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:05,061 'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica. Lend you anything. Well, not anything. 19 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:08,940 'But all of them to a man know, first and foremost, 20 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,944 'one of the most vital necessities in this life 21 00:01:11,986 --> 00:01:15,899 'is they know how to throw a party! 22 00:01:15,946 --> 00:01:17,425 'Scatter!' 23 00:01:19,786 --> 00:01:22,380 (Veronica) 'After three years of having the Gallaghers as neighbours, 24 00:01:22,426 --> 00:01:24,940 'I can honestly say it's been an education. 25 00:01:24,986 --> 00:01:30,379 'I used to think we were rough till they moved in. Made us feel like Charles and Camilla! 26 00:01:30,426 --> 00:01:34,578 'I've never gloated about being quieter, better off and a lot more stable. 27 00:01:34,626 --> 00:01:37,424 'Which I'm regretting now cos I might never get the chance. 28 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:40,344 'You tell me how a family that size with no visible income 29 00:01:40,386 --> 00:01:44,299 'ends up with a nearly-new 4x4, a knock-through house with new fittings 30 00:01:44,346 --> 00:01:46,780 'and more nights out than Georgie fucking Best?! 31 00:01:46,826 --> 00:01:48,942 'Most days l wake up feeling happy for 'em. 32 00:01:48,986 --> 00:01:53,616 'Others, l wish Thatcher was still alive, mentally, 'to put 'em in their place. 33 00:01:53,666 --> 00:01:56,021 'No, l don't mean that. Well, l do a bit. l do actually. 34 00:01:56,066 --> 00:01:58,819 'A little bit, icky little bit. Ah, fuck it, yeah!' 35 00:02:05,906 --> 00:02:08,136 Hey. l'm not late, am l? 36 00:02:08,186 --> 00:02:09,778 No, l got an earlier bus. 37 00:02:09,826 --> 00:02:11,782 Fancied a look round before we went in. 38 00:02:11,826 --> 00:02:13,896 PRlEST GRUNTS 39 00:02:16,226 --> 00:02:19,775 So, Father Polish, what are the origins of that name? 40 00:02:19,826 --> 00:02:21,339 Polish. 41 00:02:21,386 --> 00:02:25,140 When we you last in church, Fiona? 42 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:27,063 Sunday. 43 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:28,778 Yes, but which? 44 00:02:28,826 --> 00:02:30,817 1 994. 45 00:02:30,866 --> 00:02:33,664 - And you're not even a Catholic? - No. 46 00:02:33,706 --> 00:02:35,742 Look, does it matter? 47 00:02:35,786 --> 00:02:38,380 A great deal. You'd have to convert. 48 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:41,543 - Well, that's fine, done. - After lessons. 49 00:02:41,586 --> 00:02:44,544 Ten weeks of instruction every Thursday evening with me. 50 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:48,135 l expect to see you both make a visible commitment to the church. 51 00:02:48,186 --> 00:02:51,815 One mass a week for three months. 52 00:02:51,866 --> 00:02:55,495 - l was hoping for a spring wedding. - Have a spring wedding next year. 53 00:02:56,906 --> 00:03:01,024 Look...the very least l'd want to know 54 00:03:01,066 --> 00:03:03,455 is that you're not just marrying here 55 00:03:03,506 --> 00:03:08,296 because you think a civil ceremony is a cheap and vulgar option for your big day. 56 00:03:08,346 --> 00:03:11,941 What if l could get the whole family to come for the next three Sundays? 57 00:03:11,986 --> 00:03:15,137 - Would that give us any leeway? - lt'd make me smile. 58 00:03:15,186 --> 00:03:19,065 But only if you left your father at home. A spate of thefts in '97. 59 00:03:19,106 --> 00:03:21,415 Basically, you're saying it's out of the question 60 00:03:21,466 --> 00:03:25,379 that we get married here in less than three months. 61 00:03:25,426 --> 00:03:28,065 lt's a dwindling parish. 62 00:03:28,106 --> 00:03:30,062 The basic rules are all we have 63 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:33,985 to bind the very poor community together. 64 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:39,545 £500 now, five on the day. 65 00:03:43,746 --> 00:03:46,135 l can't believe he stung you for a grand. 66 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:49,781 Plus, when you nipped to the loo, it was 200 for the flower displays, 67 00:03:49,826 --> 00:03:53,535 1 00 for the organist and 50 for someone to watch the cars during the service. 68 00:03:53,586 --> 00:03:55,065 lt's ridiculous! 69 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:58,705 l can't remember where l parked the car now. 70 00:03:58,746 --> 00:04:00,384 You were parked there. 71 00:04:11,066 --> 00:04:13,455 Who's took my car?! 72 00:04:13,506 --> 00:04:16,339 Who the fuck has taken my car!? 73 00:04:16,386 --> 00:04:18,854 Stop it or we'll both get battered! 74 00:04:18,906 --> 00:04:22,421 We won't get a taxi out here. When was the last time you got the bus? 75 00:04:22,466 --> 00:04:24,377 (Priest) Bye, Fiona. 76 00:04:24,426 --> 00:04:28,135 - See ya, Father. - God bless. 77 00:04:28,186 --> 00:04:29,744 We don't do refunds. 78 00:04:31,586 --> 00:04:33,417 Get off, you fucking little rat! 79 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:37,658 Off! Get off! 80 00:04:37,706 --> 00:04:39,219 Bastard! 81 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:45,979 DOG BARKS Ah, fuck! Oh, fuck! 82 00:04:46,026 --> 00:04:49,098 What's the point of built-in wardrobes 83 00:04:49,146 --> 00:04:51,706 if what's in 'em makes her look like Nannette Newman? 84 00:04:51,746 --> 00:04:54,465 Come here, you little shit. You're dead! 85 00:04:56,186 --> 00:04:58,017 Dead dog! 86 00:05:03,866 --> 00:05:06,255 lt's nicked me undies again! Bitten me again! 87 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,866 He hasn't nicked 'em! 88 00:05:08,906 --> 00:05:13,536 He's sticking them in the wash cos he doesn't like the smell of rotting gusset. 89 00:05:13,586 --> 00:05:17,374 - And l wear what? - Clean garments. 90 00:05:17,426 --> 00:05:20,941 Pepe, show him where. Show! 91 00:05:27,906 --> 00:05:29,259 WOLF WHlSTLE 92 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,379 DOG WHlNES 93 00:05:38,026 --> 00:05:40,256 BARKS 94 00:05:49,706 --> 00:05:50,980 BARKS 95 00:05:51,026 --> 00:05:52,505 Dead dog! 96 00:05:53,946 --> 00:05:56,824 Fur ball! 97 00:05:57,946 --> 00:06:01,302 You're joking, aren't you? From outside a church? 98 00:06:01,346 --> 00:06:05,100 Julie Carter had her wedding car nicked during the actual ceremony. 99 00:06:05,146 --> 00:06:08,695 - But that weren't nicked in the first place! - Oi! Gimme that. 100 00:06:08,746 --> 00:06:10,976 Answer the door and keep your mouth shut. 101 00:06:11,026 --> 00:06:12,744 Watch your mouth. 102 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:14,697 Tony! 103 00:06:14,746 --> 00:06:17,818 Sorry l'm late, l had to do a bit of overtime. 104 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:25,297 Now you know how it feels to lose a valuable motor, Steve. 105 00:06:25,346 --> 00:06:29,862 - Make you think twice about your career path? - l wanna know who took it and who's got it. 106 00:06:29,906 --> 00:06:34,980 - lf it was that simple, l'd be an inspector. - Two grand cash if you can track it. 107 00:06:35,026 --> 00:06:37,017 l'll put the feelers out. 108 00:06:38,986 --> 00:06:41,739 l left something of sentimental value in there. 109 00:06:41,786 --> 00:06:43,265 l see. 110 00:06:43,306 --> 00:06:45,024 SHOUTlNG 111 00:06:45,066 --> 00:06:47,296 So, when's the wedding set for? 112 00:06:49,426 --> 00:06:51,576 Last Saturday of the month. 113 00:06:53,426 --> 00:06:56,259 - Congratulations. - Yeah(!) 114 00:06:56,306 --> 00:07:00,015 - lf l find it, do you want 'em arrested? - No. 115 00:07:00,066 --> 00:07:02,022 Not before you talk to me. 116 00:07:08,786 --> 00:07:12,381 l know, my darling, l know. 117 00:07:12,426 --> 00:07:16,055 - She keeps talking to herself. - Well, it saves us a job. 118 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:19,223 lt's the dog. She thinks the fucking dog's talking to her! 119 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:21,826 - You're not cheering me up. - But it is! 120 00:07:21,866 --> 00:07:24,061 lt talks to me an' all. 121 00:07:26,986 --> 00:07:30,422 lf it doesn't like what you're doing, it gets on your case. 122 00:07:30,466 --> 00:07:33,776 lt's on at me all the time, taking the piss! 123 00:07:35,306 --> 00:07:37,183 DOG WHlNES 124 00:07:37,226 --> 00:07:39,694 MUSlC: Release Me by Tom Jones 125 00:07:39,746 --> 00:07:43,421 l know. Tom Jones was too much of a show-off to be a soul searcher. 126 00:07:46,906 --> 00:07:52,503 (Singing to jukebox) For l don't love you any more... 127 00:07:52,546 --> 00:07:54,184 Aye, get down, Shep! 128 00:07:54,226 --> 00:07:57,855 One of the finest songs ever written in the English language, 129 00:07:57,906 --> 00:08:01,501 apart from Sultans Of Swing and Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep. 130 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:04,936 Pint of bitter and a couple of Es for the dog, Kev. 131 00:08:04,986 --> 00:08:08,422 Where's your momma gone? Where's your momma gone? 132 00:08:08,466 --> 00:08:11,299 Used to sing that to the kids when Monica fucked off. 133 00:08:11,346 --> 00:08:13,576 Never a dry eye in the 'ouse. 134 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,265 Shot upstairs howling, they all did. 135 00:08:17,306 --> 00:08:18,500 What? 136 00:08:20,346 --> 00:08:24,737 Here we go, men in black, hard as nails. The future of our nation. 137 00:08:24,786 --> 00:08:27,584 - You got me house keys? - A couple of gills for the lads. 138 00:08:27,626 --> 00:08:29,617 - You 1 8? - (Both) Yeah. 139 00:08:29,666 --> 00:08:33,625 - Veronica, is your mum OK? - Fuck off! 140 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:36,464 Yeah. She's happy. HE BARKS 141 00:08:36,506 --> 00:08:40,340 - Fucking hell! Sorry l asked. -Whoa! Do that again. 142 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:41,455 Eh? 143 00:08:41,506 --> 00:08:45,897 That...thing with your face, what you just said to Lip. 144 00:08:45,946 --> 00:08:48,176 l just said, ''Sorry l asked.'' 145 00:08:52,026 --> 00:08:53,141 How gay is that? 146 00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:54,858 No, it's not! 147 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:57,579 - lt was a bit. - Gay. 148 00:08:59,786 --> 00:09:01,378 You're not gay, are you? 149 00:09:04,346 --> 00:09:05,335 No. 150 00:09:05,386 --> 00:09:10,301 - Oh, Jesus, he is. He's gay! Fuck me! - You don't know what you're talking about. 151 00:09:10,346 --> 00:09:13,543 lf l'd said that to anybody else, they'd have planted me one. 152 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:17,101 l'm having a flashback to John lnman. Fuck's sake! 153 00:09:17,146 --> 00:09:18,738 GLASS SMASHES 154 00:09:18,786 --> 00:09:21,300 - Fuck! - Get up, Frank! 155 00:09:31,106 --> 00:09:32,619 Now you're talking! 156 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:35,134 Thank Christ for that. Come here! 157 00:09:35,186 --> 00:09:36,619 Growing up, eh? 158 00:09:36,666 --> 00:09:39,738 Can't you tell when they're growing up? 159 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:41,583 Yeah. They're barred! 160 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:47,620 What's the matter? You got away with it. 161 00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:50,817 l didn't. You can tell he knows. 162 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:52,219 Come on. 163 00:09:52,266 --> 00:09:55,258 We'll go and see Mandy Maguire. 164 00:10:00,386 --> 00:10:01,614 All right, John? 165 00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:03,258 All right, mate. 166 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,662 Are you right in the fuckin' 'ead? 167 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,062 - Why've you nicked his car? - l'm sick of him getting his own way. 168 00:11:07,106 --> 00:11:09,700 - Because she's marrying him? - Yeah, plus other stuff. 169 00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:12,306 lt was a joke at first cos he thinks l'm not capable. 170 00:11:12,346 --> 00:11:15,065 Now that you've joined the club, congratulations(!) 171 00:11:15,106 --> 00:11:18,542 Put it back and count me out. l know nothing about this. 172 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:20,781 Stan. 173 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,619 How much is that? 174 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:30,226 1 50 odd grand. lt was in the roof compartment. 175 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:32,734 You reckon Steve earns this much nicking motors? 176 00:11:32,786 --> 00:11:34,777 Depends how good he is at saving. 177 00:11:37,346 --> 00:11:38,461 Coke? 178 00:11:38,506 --> 00:11:39,541 He's dealing. 179 00:11:39,586 --> 00:11:43,340 Give over! l've seen more gear shifted in the Jockey of a weekend! 180 00:11:51,226 --> 00:11:52,739 Fuck me! 181 00:11:55,386 --> 00:11:58,503 MUSlC: Spice Up You Life by the Spice Girls 182 00:11:58,546 --> 00:12:03,904 Lilian, are you sure you can get the dresses ready for Saturday? 183 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,578 l knew l should've had a wee. 184 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:13,655 What is it? 185 00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:18,222 - Pepe's waistcoat, for the wedding. - Ah! lt's beautiful. 186 00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:22,703 But the only hat we've found he's not thrilled about - makes him look like a chimp. 187 00:12:22,746 --> 00:12:25,897 Mum, it's a church. Fiona won't want a dog yapping. 188 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:29,063 He won't yap. He doesn't yap. 189 00:12:29,106 --> 00:12:33,543 - He's not invited. - ''Carol and guest.'' 190 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,305 Meaning Marty. His says the same, meaning you. 191 00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:38,064 lf l had a husband, he'd be ignored. 192 00:12:38,106 --> 00:12:41,496 Your husband's dead and Pepe is a dog. 193 00:12:41,546 --> 00:12:45,061 She's cheaper than a husband if it's catering we're talking about. 194 00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:50,180 And a bit more talkative, which, you know Veronica, l'm very grateful for. 195 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:54,736 l'm getting worried about you. l want you to see a doctor. 196 00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:56,344 What the hell for? 197 00:12:56,386 --> 00:12:58,502 You're sounding confused. 198 00:12:58,546 --> 00:12:59,774 Am l? 199 00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:01,225 No more than normal. 200 00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:05,179 Pepe can come. Course he can come. 201 00:13:05,226 --> 00:13:06,705 The waistcoat looks fab. 202 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:09,579 - See? Thank you, Fiona. - You're not helping! 203 00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:11,218 SHE MOUTHS 204 00:13:12,866 --> 00:13:16,825 l want you to get checked out. There's medication that can help 205 00:13:16,866 --> 00:13:19,460 and the sooner they start it, the better it works. 206 00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:22,418 - For what? - For what grandma had. 207 00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:23,501 Colostomy? 208 00:13:23,546 --> 00:13:26,014 Confusion! 209 00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:32,377 Look, l know you miss your Malcolm, but you've got to face facts. 210 00:13:32,426 --> 00:13:35,816 A dog is not going to make up for the loss of a lifelong friend. 211 00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:36,981 Who's Malcolm? 212 00:13:37,026 --> 00:13:39,665 Your dead husband! My dead dad! 213 00:13:39,706 --> 00:13:43,255 You don't have to shout! l know who that Malcolm is! 214 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,979 You didn't until l fucking told you, did ya?! 215 00:13:47,346 --> 00:13:49,462 Groom and boys next. Come on! 216 00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:53,022 Who exports drugs from round here? Nobody exports from Britain. 217 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:58,265 We're the only mugs daft enough to pay these prices. Same with flat-screen tellies. 218 00:13:58,306 --> 00:14:01,855 How come l find a ferry ticket from Bilbao in the glove compartment? 219 00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:08,939 lt's more Tintin than Rin Tin Tin. This is for a different vehicle, you mong! 220 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:10,339 lt's the same model. 221 00:14:10,386 --> 00:14:13,059 Apart from different colour and registration, 222 00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:15,062 these cars could be twins. 223 00:14:15,106 --> 00:14:17,540 He rings cars for a living. 224 00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:22,706 Changing the colour and registration is what Steve does for a living. 225 00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:27,058 - This car's been abroad. Why? - So's mine. 226 00:14:27,106 --> 00:14:30,303 l'm not talking about a car park in Wrexham. 227 00:14:30,346 --> 00:14:33,019 Steve's car came into Britain from Spain. What's that say? 228 00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:34,897 Timeshare. 229 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,975 MUSlC: Put Him Out by Ms Dynamite 230 00:14:41,026 --> 00:14:43,540 Let's have it. Come on. Get on that beat. 231 00:14:52,346 --> 00:14:55,895 Sorry, Lillian, love. Sorry, Lillian. 232 00:14:55,946 --> 00:14:58,221 Lillian. 233 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:00,336 OK, go for it. 234 00:15:00,386 --> 00:15:03,662 THEY LAUGH 235 00:15:03,706 --> 00:15:07,585 l don't know why l'm laughing. l'm having a flashback to Strangeways. 236 00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:09,457 (All) Ooh! 237 00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:12,066 Only here for the first time, Frank. 238 00:15:12,106 --> 00:15:14,256 Our Fiona... 239 00:15:14,306 --> 00:15:18,060 was...was my first-born. 240 00:15:18,106 --> 00:15:19,858 lt's a happy day 241 00:15:19,906 --> 00:15:25,185 and a sad day for us all to see her marrying Steve. 242 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,104 (All) Steve-o! 243 00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:34,266 ..Starting a brand new life. She's guided all of us through difficult times. 244 00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:42,854 For the family she has been a total godsend and we couldn't have managed without her. 245 00:15:42,906 --> 00:15:44,658 That's what you said. 246 00:15:44,706 --> 00:15:47,823 We can all say from the bottom of our hearts 247 00:15:47,866 --> 00:15:54,101 that she is really the other half... of all of us. 248 00:15:56,546 --> 00:16:00,380 That's... Honestly, that's... Fucking hell, l'm welling up here. 249 00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:03,498 Thieving bastard! He nicked that out of my bag! 250 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,185 (Frank) He was a poet and he knew it. 251 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:11,459 - You said you didn't want to give her away. - l've changed my mind now. 252 00:16:12,786 --> 00:16:16,256 lf you keep that up, the least l'll want is a blow job. 253 00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:19,457 Any more of that talk l'll pin your whatsit to your knackers! 254 00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:20,700 CHEERlNG 255 00:16:24,786 --> 00:16:28,222 - Where were you before we picked you up? - At Eden Club. 256 00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:31,702 Eden Club? That'll be the Eden club in town, will it? 257 00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:39,380 (ls she getting ready? Let me look.) 258 00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:40,825 (All) Oh! 259 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,345 lt's beautiful! 260 00:16:44,306 --> 00:16:45,455 Give us a go. 261 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,542 l'm so nervous! 262 00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:49,736 Eh up. Are you ready? 263 00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:54,465 THEY LAUGH 264 00:16:59,506 --> 00:17:01,098 You look beautiful. 265 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,535 - You do. - Oh, my God! 266 00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:13,776 (Priest) Exchanging of the vows. 267 00:17:13,826 --> 00:17:14,861 Thank you, Veronica. 268 00:17:14,906 --> 00:17:17,625 You will lead the wedding procession. 269 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:19,258 Slowly on the day, Fiona. 270 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:24,016 Philip, this is where you hand over Fiona to Steve - let go of her arm. 271 00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:26,705 All right. Now?! 272 00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:29,824 ''l'll greet the bride and bridegroom 273 00:17:29,866 --> 00:17:33,415 ''in a friendly manner, showing that the Church shares their joy.'' 274 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:42,378 (Priest) Kevin, give the ring to Steve. 275 00:17:42,426 --> 00:17:43,620 Repeat after me. 276 00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:48,342 - l, Steve McBride... - l, Steve McBride... 277 00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:51,298 - Do take thee... - Do take thee, Fiona Gallagher... 278 00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:54,543 - To be my lawful wedded wife... - To be my lawful wedded wife... 279 00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:55,780 To have and to hold... 280 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:56,815 To have and... 281 00:17:56,866 --> 00:18:00,302 MOBlLE RlNGS Excuse me. Sorry about this. 282 00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:03,900 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. 283 00:18:03,946 --> 00:18:05,425 Two secs. 284 00:18:07,746 --> 00:18:09,020 l have to shoot off. 285 00:18:10,226 --> 00:18:12,581 - Steve! - lt'll be fine. 286 00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,981 l just had to get it through my head. 287 00:18:15,026 --> 00:18:18,575 Kev, can l borrow you for two secs? Quicker than that, mate. 288 00:18:18,626 --> 00:18:19,376 Steve! 289 00:18:19,426 --> 00:18:21,656 - Kev! - l'm best man, aren't l? 290 00:18:25,906 --> 00:18:27,658 Steve! 291 00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,658 TYRES SCREECH 292 00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:38,334 ls it? 293 00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:42,340 Where did you find it? 294 00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:45,219 Wide boys showing off on the M60. 295 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,099 No damage apart from the ignition. 296 00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:50,137 How good do you feel, eh?! 297 00:18:50,186 --> 00:18:51,665 These are on me. 298 00:18:51,706 --> 00:18:55,142 Not for me, Kev, not if l'm driving and... l am now. 299 00:18:56,666 --> 00:19:00,102 Listen. l'll sort you out with the, you know, tomorrow. 300 00:19:00,146 --> 00:19:01,864 Nah, forget about it, Steve. 301 00:19:03,546 --> 00:19:04,695 l'm just glad to be of some use. 302 00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:07,306 We can be. Sometimes. 303 00:19:09,226 --> 00:19:10,579 All right. See you later. 304 00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:11,900 Kev, thanks for the lift. 305 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:17,976 Has Jensen Button turned his nose up at that? Let this blind lady through. 306 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,494 Who the fuck are you calling blind? 307 00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:21,422 Sorry. 308 00:19:21,466 --> 00:19:23,980 Fuck you dressed like that for? 309 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,303 - Don't start with me, Frank. - She started it. 310 00:19:31,346 --> 00:19:35,658 She started it! They should put a sign up about nice behaviour. 311 00:19:35,706 --> 00:19:40,496 lt's a Government thing now. You've got to be caring... 312 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:48,144 CHEERlNG Look at that! 313 00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:49,983 Oh, smell that! 314 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,898 This is fantastic, Yvonne. 315 00:19:54,946 --> 00:19:57,779 Are you sure you can cater for 50-odd people by this weekend? 316 00:19:57,826 --> 00:20:01,501 - You should see when l've got t'family round. - She lives for the challenge. 317 00:20:01,546 --> 00:20:05,095 - Did you teach her how to cook like this? - Yeah(!) lt's all tins with him. 318 00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:09,264 The microwave pings that often, the kids think it's the fire alarm. 319 00:20:09,306 --> 00:20:11,900 Do you like it? See, even for kids. 320 00:20:12,706 --> 00:20:15,698 l'll tone it down so there's something for everyone. 321 00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,658 Give me a curry instead of a scabby prawn cocktail any day. 322 00:20:18,706 --> 00:20:21,140 Too spicy for me. Never used to be. 323 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,097 End of another era. 324 00:20:23,146 --> 00:20:29,096 Pilau rice, samosas, bhajis... You name it, l've got it. 325 00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,262 - Why? - Why d'you think? 326 00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:36,742 Three-day mystery cruise round the Bay of Biscay. 327 00:20:36,786 --> 00:20:41,906 - How's that a mystery? - Agatha Christie murder mystery tour! 328 00:20:41,946 --> 00:20:46,098 Argh, Marty! 329 00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:51,538 l'm going on a cruise! 330 00:20:52,906 --> 00:20:56,103 - Sorry. Come at a bad time? - What's up? 331 00:20:56,146 --> 00:20:57,864 - Where did you get the money? - Money Dad left me. 332 00:20:57,906 --> 00:20:59,259 We're off upstairs. 333 00:20:59,306 --> 00:21:01,536 (Carol) That money is meant for you. 334 00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,781 But if you're happy, so am l. 335 00:21:04,866 --> 00:21:06,379 Bit of homework. 336 00:21:06,426 --> 00:21:09,463 l'll be shutting the door, we need peace and quiet. 337 00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:11,098 l'm just reading it. 338 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,704 < Fuck off! 339 00:21:12,746 --> 00:21:15,135 Have it then! 340 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,414 Talk about jealous! 341 00:21:19,586 --> 00:21:22,783 As long as you know l'm only doing this for lan. 342 00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:24,623 Same here. 343 00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,702 l hope he's grateful cos... 344 00:21:28,466 --> 00:21:29,660 Wow! 345 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,857 Don't wow, it's not for you. 346 00:21:32,906 --> 00:21:34,703 No problem. 347 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:38,061 Wow! 348 00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:40,939 Stick a bonnet on that it'd look like a microphone. 349 00:21:40,986 --> 00:21:42,499 Whatever. 350 00:21:42,546 --> 00:21:45,265 You sing, l'll dance. 351 00:21:58,466 --> 00:21:59,979 The batteries are going on this. 352 00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:01,141 Fuck off! 353 00:22:22,506 --> 00:22:26,624 - Fiona know you're dealing? - l don't know what you're talking about. 354 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:30,898 Do you think l'm taping this, like l want to hear this more than once? 355 00:22:30,946 --> 00:22:33,062 Get real. 356 00:22:33,106 --> 00:22:35,336 Tony, the stuff you've got is not mine. 357 00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:37,342 Looking after it for a mate(?) 358 00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:39,297 No, just somebody l know. 359 00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:41,018 Mind if l sit down? 360 00:22:52,906 --> 00:22:54,498 Been away recently? 361 00:22:56,066 --> 00:22:57,419 No. 362 00:22:57,466 --> 00:22:58,615 Spain? 363 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,020 No. 364 00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:05,821 Chassis number from that car matches a jeep that came via Spain. 365 00:23:05,866 --> 00:23:08,903 Different reg plate, and colour, obviously. 366 00:23:08,946 --> 00:23:11,414 ls that where all your cars are coming from? 367 00:23:11,466 --> 00:23:12,819 Just the occasional one. 368 00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:14,219 How occasional? 369 00:23:14,266 --> 00:23:17,463 Two...three a year. Three. 370 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:27,696 How did you get to be involved in a racket like this? Bloody drugs. 371 00:23:27,746 --> 00:23:31,534 lt's an occasional thing to pay off an old debt. 372 00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:34,419 l don't wanna do it, but l have to pay this off. 373 00:23:34,466 --> 00:23:37,936 The car owners never know the cargo they're carrying. 374 00:23:37,986 --> 00:23:41,023 l get told which car to target. l pick it up, l ring it and then my... 375 00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:44,103 mates come and pick up their cargo. 376 00:23:44,146 --> 00:23:46,660 l get a small wage and l move the car off on my own. 377 00:23:52,746 --> 00:23:56,978 Name a price, give me the stuff and have done with this. 378 00:23:57,026 --> 00:24:01,816 You think l want a slice of some of this?! Drug money? 379 00:24:01,866 --> 00:24:03,618 What else are we here for? 380 00:24:10,266 --> 00:24:13,144 Am l right in guessing that Fiona doesn't know? 381 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:19,056 So, nothing about the money that she'll be spending as a wife of Steve McBride? 382 00:24:19,106 --> 00:24:21,574 Nothing about the life she's letting herself in for? 383 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:26,381 You don't have a fucking clue. l'm dead if l don't get the gear where it belongs by Wednesday! 384 00:24:26,426 --> 00:24:28,735 Precisely! You're not dealing with cowboys. 385 00:24:28,786 --> 00:24:32,540 Debts like these go on for ever, don't they, Steve? 386 00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:00,184 Fine. 387 00:25:00,226 --> 00:25:02,820 How safe's Fiona? 388 00:25:03,866 --> 00:25:08,462 lf l hadn't nicked that car to wind you up, how safe would she be now? 389 00:25:10,346 --> 00:25:13,895 Ever do anything to harm her, 390 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:18,337 l want you to know, Steve, l'll make you regret it for the rest of your life. 391 00:25:23,706 --> 00:25:27,062 - l've never been caught, Tony. - l caught you! 392 00:25:33,386 --> 00:25:38,301 - Promise me now you'll put a stop to it. - l'm trying. 393 00:25:38,346 --> 00:25:40,940 Promise, or you're getting fuck all. 394 00:25:44,746 --> 00:25:46,384 Please... 395 00:25:49,186 --> 00:25:50,938 l need it by Wednesday. 396 00:26:36,146 --> 00:26:38,979 - What? - Upstairs. 397 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,582 What you and Mandy Maguire get up to in private is your own business. 398 00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:52,823 l'm glad you're sensible enough to use protection, lan. 399 00:26:52,866 --> 00:26:55,903 But if you ever leave your bed in this state thinking l'm gonna clear it up, 400 00:26:55,946 --> 00:26:57,664 you've another bloody thing coming! 401 00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:01,825 Shift that condom and give Mandy Maguire her knickers back! 402 00:27:01,866 --> 00:27:04,255 - What's he done now? - Mind your own business! 403 00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:06,866 Eugh, state of that bed, you scummy git! 404 00:27:06,906 --> 00:27:08,703 - Sorry, Fiona. - You'd better be. 405 00:27:08,746 --> 00:27:12,182 l'm not getting married so l can baby-sit you lot for the rest of my life. 406 00:27:12,226 --> 00:27:15,457 Strip that bed and stick it on a boil wash! 407 00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:23,420 - But you shift your leftovers. - On your bike! 408 00:27:26,786 --> 00:27:29,823 Plus, Mandy Maguire slipped me a note at school. She wants a rematch. 409 00:27:29,866 --> 00:27:32,903 - Be careful, though. - Never not. 410 00:27:32,946 --> 00:27:35,460 No, l mean you can't get caught if l'm not there. Eugh. 411 00:27:35,506 --> 00:27:37,940 - He wants to watch! - No, l'm saying... 412 00:27:37,986 --> 00:27:40,420 - You dirty little deviant! - Yeah, right. 413 00:27:40,466 --> 00:27:43,344 Cheesy little homo wants to see how the carnivores do it! 414 00:27:43,386 --> 00:27:45,058 Eurgh! 415 00:27:45,106 --> 00:27:46,459 THEY LAUGH 416 00:27:49,786 --> 00:27:53,745 - What is it? - l don't know, but thank God we killed it. 417 00:27:53,786 --> 00:27:56,744 -Come on, Mam! - Come on, Carol. Foot on the gas! 418 00:27:56,786 --> 00:28:00,176 Easier said than done in this! 419 00:28:00,226 --> 00:28:03,775 GASPS AND WHlSTLES 420 00:28:03,826 --> 00:28:06,579 Oh! Wish l was coming now. 421 00:28:08,066 --> 00:28:10,182 - An Agatha Christie honeymoon, what would l wear? 422 00:28:10,226 --> 00:28:11,295 An axe in the back. 423 00:28:11,346 --> 00:28:14,383 - Bye! See ya! - See you, Carol. 424 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,178 See you Saturday, it's the wedding! 425 00:28:16,226 --> 00:28:18,501 (All) See ya! Bye! 426 00:28:21,826 --> 00:28:27,537 Say goodbye to mummy. Wave goodbye. Bye-bye, mummy. 427 00:28:27,586 --> 00:28:30,180 PEPE WHlMPERS 428 00:28:30,746 --> 00:28:32,418 Come on. 429 00:28:32,466 --> 00:28:34,741 Come on, Pepe, come on. 430 00:28:34,786 --> 00:28:36,856 Come on, that's it. Come on. 431 00:28:36,906 --> 00:28:38,658 Hey. Come on. 432 00:28:38,706 --> 00:28:41,698 Who's a good boy? Lamb! 433 00:28:41,746 --> 00:28:46,137 Come on. That's it. Good boy. Slaughter! Come on. 434 00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:48,859 Come to Marty. Look what Marty's got for you. 435 00:28:57,826 --> 00:29:02,058 Are you ready? Go on. Are you ready? Go on. Yeah. 436 00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:05,178 Sweet dreams! HE LAUGHS 437 00:29:05,226 --> 00:29:10,505 - l'd recommend Barbados for a honeymoon. - Oh, yeah? Where did you stay? 438 00:29:10,546 --> 00:29:13,219 We haven't been, l just recommend it. 439 00:29:13,266 --> 00:29:16,099 ln that case, l recommend Palestine. 440 00:29:16,146 --> 00:29:21,743 l don't mean Palestine, do l? Where did Beverly go when she won the lottery? 441 00:29:21,786 --> 00:29:23,822 - Dubai. - Dubai! 442 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:29,297 (Marty) What? 443 00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:31,143 (Veronica) Where you off? 444 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,336 - Just to a mate's. - Oh? 445 00:29:39,826 --> 00:29:41,623 Requiem! 446 00:29:43,426 --> 00:29:46,259 - He looks a bit lost without your mum. - Not lost enough. 447 00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:48,774 - Has he got any mates? - No. Anyway... 448 00:29:48,826 --> 00:29:51,818 Dubai. Loved it. Said it were like Blackpool with money. 449 00:29:51,866 --> 00:29:54,824 Came back like a beetroot with a bloke who made watches. 450 00:29:54,866 --> 00:29:56,345 THEY LAUGH 451 00:29:56,386 --> 00:29:59,458 lt's just not something we can do to a healthy dog. 452 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,736 lt goes against everything that we... 453 00:30:01,786 --> 00:30:04,584 l wouldn't mind, but when he bites, it's never that deep. 454 00:30:04,626 --> 00:30:07,698 The most he's ever given anyone is seven stitches. 455 00:30:07,746 --> 00:30:10,135 But it's the noise. Noise. HE BARKS 456 00:30:10,186 --> 00:30:13,974 There's been two attempts on his life by the neighbours. 457 00:30:14,026 --> 00:30:15,379 l presume the police have intervened. 458 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:21,019 With a court order? 459 00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:24,024 PEPE WHlMPERS 460 00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:25,545 Yep. 461 00:30:25,586 --> 00:30:27,304 OK. 462 00:30:27,346 --> 00:30:29,223 OK. Get Mr Fisher a cup of tea. 463 00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:33,896 PEPE WHlMPERS 464 00:30:33,946 --> 00:30:36,380 Would you like to stay for the procedure? 465 00:30:37,786 --> 00:30:38,775 (You don't have to.) 466 00:30:41,986 --> 00:30:43,783 Yes, please. 467 00:30:44,346 --> 00:30:45,984 HORN BLARES 468 00:30:48,786 --> 00:30:54,543 - How are you doing? Where's Tonto? - Tonsillitis. 42 and tonsillitis. 469 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:56,304 You wouldn't even tell anybody, would you? 470 00:30:56,346 --> 00:31:00,544 Tonto made it up to avoid getting in the car with this dick dressed like Dracula. 471 00:31:00,586 --> 00:31:02,224 Eh! What's wrong with it? 472 00:31:02,266 --> 00:31:07,784 - You'd buy one of these, wouldn't you, Steve? - Yeah, maybe one that fitted me better. 473 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:10,386 - Nice one. - All right, here we go. 474 00:31:16,226 --> 00:31:18,421 - Good work. - Cheers. 475 00:31:23,666 --> 00:31:26,305 TYRES SCREECH 476 00:31:30,106 --> 00:31:33,940 - Armed police, nobody move! - Not an inch or you're dead! 477 00:31:33,986 --> 00:31:35,339 Face down on the ground, all of you! 478 00:31:35,386 --> 00:31:38,935 - Face down or tits up, it's your call. - Get down! 479 00:31:38,986 --> 00:31:40,863 All right, all right! 480 00:31:40,906 --> 00:31:43,420 Hands on your head where l can see them. 481 00:31:45,226 --> 00:31:46,784 Armed with what? 482 00:31:48,186 --> 00:31:50,620 One crack of this will break your arm, pal. 483 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,419 - Come on, l'm warning you. - Yeah? Paper, rock, scissors! 484 00:31:53,466 --> 00:31:54,785 Woah! 485 00:31:54,826 --> 00:31:58,660 - Fucking hell! Calm down, everybody! - Get back! 486 00:31:58,706 --> 00:32:02,494 - Calm down, mate. lt's cool. - Easy. Where's that come from? 487 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:05,140 lnsurance. 488 00:32:07,786 --> 00:32:11,984 (Answerphone) 'Hi, this is Steve. l'm probably away from my desk...' 489 00:32:12,026 --> 00:32:14,301 - Are we off? - Steve's not back yet. 490 00:32:14,346 --> 00:32:16,143 Goody-goody, rum-rum. 491 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:19,940 - Does he know the taxi's booked for eight? - Yeah, he booked it. 492 00:32:23,226 --> 00:32:26,855 This is the kind of life you think Fiona deserves, eh, Steve? 493 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,619 You know him!? 494 00:32:30,666 --> 00:32:32,702 - We could just walk out. We've seen nothing. - Like fuck you can! 495 00:32:32,746 --> 00:32:36,500 Put the gun down, this is just silly. lt's fucking stupid. 496 00:32:36,546 --> 00:32:41,495 - For fuck's sake, Steve! - Tell him to put the gun down, this is stupid. 497 00:32:41,546 --> 00:32:43,025 < How do you know him? 498 00:32:43,066 --> 00:32:45,705 - He's an undercover. - Don't talk rubbish, mate! 499 00:32:46,706 --> 00:32:50,540 We've been nothing but mates to you. We haven't shit on you once. 500 00:32:50,586 --> 00:32:52,816 l did not know they were going to be here. Tony, tell them. 501 00:32:53,626 --> 00:32:58,063 Seeing as they are, think you're walking out of here with the money and the gear? 502 00:33:00,986 --> 00:33:02,578 (Steve) We can sort this out, mate. 503 00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,096 l'll wait for you outside. 504 00:33:07,146 --> 00:33:09,182 What am l supposed to do?! 505 00:33:10,506 --> 00:33:16,217 Steve won't mind you taking his car. He won't be needing it. 506 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,857 Mack! We can sort this out between us. 507 00:33:25,906 --> 00:33:28,978 Come on, mate, just put the gun down. 508 00:33:29,026 --> 00:33:31,415 Ollie, don't you fucking do this! 509 00:33:31,466 --> 00:33:33,377 CAR ENGlNE STARTS 510 00:33:39,386 --> 00:33:41,024 Put the gun down! 511 00:33:43,626 --> 00:33:44,945 Put the gun down! 512 00:33:44,986 --> 00:33:46,465 GUNSHOT 513 00:33:53,026 --> 00:33:54,744 TYRES SCREECH 514 00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:03,537 Jesus Christ! Oh Jesus! Oh... 515 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,656 You'd better disappear! 516 00:34:25,266 --> 00:34:29,896 - You're a fucking lunatic! - Yeah, none of this is your fault(!) 517 00:34:29,946 --> 00:34:31,937 lt's not my fucking fault! 518 00:34:33,986 --> 00:34:38,457 Do you know what's gonna happen, Tony?! They're going to think l set them up! 519 00:34:40,626 --> 00:34:43,424 They're gonna come after me and kill me. 520 00:34:48,226 --> 00:34:51,343 They're going to kill me, Tony. 521 00:34:51,386 --> 00:34:55,015 (Hail Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners. Hail Mary...) 522 00:35:02,946 --> 00:35:04,425 Call for help. 523 00:35:16,066 --> 00:35:18,705 Mayday. Mayday! 524 00:35:20,546 --> 00:35:23,697 This is PC Stan Baltimore. 525 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,385 Mayday! 526 00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:28,894 Requiring urgent assistance 527 00:35:28,946 --> 00:35:31,221 to the March Road industrial estate. 528 00:35:32,986 --> 00:35:35,420 (Echoing) Say again - Mayday, Mayday! 529 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,855 This is PC Stan Baltimore 530 00:35:37,906 --> 00:35:41,581 requiring urgent assistance to the March Road industrial estate... 531 00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:43,696 Repeat - urgent assistance... 532 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,224 Just get here, OK? 533 00:35:49,306 --> 00:35:51,661 Vanish. Go on. 534 00:35:51,706 --> 00:35:54,220 - Where? - Here. 535 00:35:54,266 --> 00:35:55,494 KEYS JANGLE 536 00:35:58,506 --> 00:35:59,985 Go on. 537 00:36:11,906 --> 00:36:15,057 TYRES SCREECH 538 00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:41,576 DOG TRlES TO BARK 539 00:36:49,826 --> 00:36:52,260 Money well spent! 540 00:36:59,626 --> 00:37:01,537 (Kev) No show? 541 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,781 (Veronica) Have you tried Steve's other house? 542 00:37:03,826 --> 00:37:06,579 No, Veronica, the thought never occurred to me(!) 543 00:37:07,906 --> 00:37:11,296 His tenants haven't seen him since Friday. 544 00:37:11,346 --> 00:37:12,301 DOG TRlES TO BARK 545 00:37:12,346 --> 00:37:14,985 - What's wrong with the dog? -He just wants letting out! 546 00:37:15,026 --> 00:37:17,745 Yeah, but what's wrong with the dog? 547 00:37:19,466 --> 00:37:20,455 l'm going to bed. 548 00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:23,578 Tell him he'd better sleep down here when he turns up! 549 00:37:24,466 --> 00:37:25,535 HE BARKS 550 00:37:25,586 --> 00:37:27,463 DOG TRlES TO BARK 551 00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:29,736 HE BARKS 552 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,421 He's poorly. How long's he been like this? 553 00:37:50,466 --> 00:37:53,902 - Just lost his voice. - A dog can't lose its voice, Marty. 554 00:37:53,946 --> 00:37:56,540 He can if you pay enough... 555 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:04,379 HE BARKS 556 00:38:21,986 --> 00:38:25,296 You knew exactly what you were doing. 557 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:26,938 You set me up as a grass. 558 00:38:26,986 --> 00:38:30,058 So that l have no option but to trust someone like you. 559 00:38:30,106 --> 00:38:33,894 - l was trying to help. - How was that helping? 560 00:38:33,946 --> 00:38:35,777 Fiona's best interests... 561 00:38:35,826 --> 00:38:38,704 Fuck off! One guy is dead, Tony. 562 00:38:38,746 --> 00:38:42,216 The other's going to come screaming down the M62 with his mates 563 00:38:42,266 --> 00:38:44,575 - and take my FUCKlNG head off! - You're safe. 564 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:47,094 Ollie got lifted before he made it back to Liverpool. 565 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:51,738 Hard as nails until he realised it was a murder inquiry. 566 00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:53,538 Now he's singing like a choirboy. 567 00:38:53,586 --> 00:38:55,736 Naming all his mates for a plea bargain. 568 00:38:55,786 --> 00:38:58,584 The drug squad are rounding them all up. 569 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:03,020 So l'm safe? 570 00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:04,863 That's your debt cleared. 571 00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:09,899 He thinks l set him up, Tony. 572 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:14,019 How's he not gonna name me? 573 00:39:14,066 --> 00:39:18,742 They've issued a warrant for your arrest... at your old address. 574 00:39:18,786 --> 00:39:20,936 They want us keeping our eyes peeled for him. 575 00:39:20,986 --> 00:39:23,739 You brainless cunt. 576 00:39:25,506 --> 00:39:27,303 You've got me and Stan as witnesses. 577 00:39:27,346 --> 00:39:29,621 We'll say you were nowhere near the incident. 578 00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,145 That's just fine, isn't it? 579 00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:35,784 - What about the coke? - What? 580 00:39:35,826 --> 00:39:38,499 Where's the coke? 581 00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:42,585 That's Bibby's coke. You said so. 582 00:39:42,626 --> 00:39:45,982 That's evidence for the drug squad. Without that, we'd never get a conviction. 583 00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:50,217 Thanks to you, my prints are all over those bags. 584 00:39:52,186 --> 00:39:53,175 Aren't they? 585 00:40:01,306 --> 00:40:04,742 Unless you took time to clean every single last one of them... 586 00:40:04,786 --> 00:40:06,777 just for my benefit. 587 00:41:10,026 --> 00:41:11,505 Oh! Thank God! 588 00:41:14,786 --> 00:41:17,175 Hey, what's this? 589 00:41:17,226 --> 00:41:19,217 lt's just a favour from Tony. l... 590 00:41:19,266 --> 00:41:22,224 The police are after me. 591 00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:24,985 Everyone is. 592 00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:27,699 - What have you done? - l can't stay here. 593 00:41:29,906 --> 00:41:32,295 l've really messed this up, Fiona! 594 00:42:22,226 --> 00:42:23,261 Put your coat on. 595 00:42:37,026 --> 00:42:39,142 You all right, Kev? 596 00:42:39,186 --> 00:42:41,859 Yeah, you look after your sister, right? 597 00:42:41,906 --> 00:42:43,339 We'll drop you at the services. 598 00:42:43,386 --> 00:42:45,775 lt's a white Renault minibus - ex-taxi. 599 00:42:45,826 --> 00:42:46,417 Where from, though? 600 00:42:46,466 --> 00:42:50,345 Brother-in-law. Five-and-a-half grand. No time to beat him down. 601 00:42:50,386 --> 00:42:52,775 l can't believe l'm seeing this. Ring me when you get...wherever. 602 00:42:52,826 --> 00:42:54,020 - Promise. - Oh, God. 603 00:42:54,066 --> 00:42:56,500 We need to shift it, or someone will wonder what we're doing here. 604 00:42:56,546 --> 00:42:58,218 Everyone, coats on! 605 00:43:00,426 --> 00:43:03,179 Thank you, mate. All right? 606 00:43:04,866 --> 00:43:06,697 (Lip) What are you doing? 607 00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,419 Nothing. 608 00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:12,781 Not this. 609 00:43:14,186 --> 00:43:16,256 Look, l wouldn't know what to do anywhere else. 610 00:43:16,306 --> 00:43:20,379 lan, l know this is all my fault, but l'm really trying. 611 00:43:20,426 --> 00:43:21,336 l'm not blaming anybody. 612 00:43:23,146 --> 00:43:24,465 l'm just not going. 613 00:43:28,706 --> 00:43:30,503 But you can't stay here on your own. 614 00:43:30,546 --> 00:43:32,298 l'm here. HE BARKS 615 00:43:32,346 --> 00:43:34,223 Come on, we can't hang about. 616 00:43:43,026 --> 00:43:44,505 Lip! 617 00:43:44,546 --> 00:43:45,979 We'll be fine. 618 00:43:46,026 --> 00:43:49,939 Lip, Lip, please. lan, come on! 619 00:43:49,986 --> 00:43:51,783 Nobody is saying this is forever, 620 00:43:51,826 --> 00:43:55,216 this is all my fuck up and l am truly, truly sorry, but... 621 00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:58,815 Debbie, Debbie... 622 00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:05,739 Come on, please! Just get in the van! 623 00:44:05,786 --> 00:44:07,663 Just get in the van. 624 00:44:09,626 --> 00:44:11,742 None of them know how to cook. 625 00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:21,223 Oh, my God. 626 00:44:23,586 --> 00:44:26,305 Oh, God. Oh! 627 00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:31,139 FlONA SOBS 628 00:44:31,186 --> 00:44:33,302 Oh, God. 629 00:44:33,346 --> 00:44:34,335 Fiona! 630 00:44:34,386 --> 00:44:37,219 Fiona, l can't stay! 631 00:44:38,786 --> 00:44:41,061 l can't stay! 632 00:44:41,106 --> 00:44:45,019 For God's sake, listen to me - it's not my fault! 633 00:44:45,066 --> 00:44:46,294 Well, who's fault is it, eh? 634 00:44:46,346 --> 00:44:49,622 lt's not theirs! lt's not mine! 635 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,577 You stupid fucking idiot! 636 00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:54,777 Why do you need so much money? 637 00:44:54,826 --> 00:44:58,057 Why does anybody need so much money? 638 00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:16,385 l'm still going. 639 00:45:18,866 --> 00:45:20,345 What? 640 00:45:21,906 --> 00:45:26,457 FlONA SOBS 641 00:45:53,946 --> 00:45:56,744 (l love you.) 642 00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:48,264 Fuck it! 643 00:46:49,786 --> 00:46:52,095 (Kev) Hey, come on. His loss. 644 00:46:53,706 --> 00:46:55,697 Come inside, sweetheart. 645 00:47:14,906 --> 00:47:17,704 Your son is charged with aggravated burglary... 646 00:47:17,746 --> 00:47:18,417 lt wasn't me! 647 00:47:18,466 --> 00:47:20,821 ..and resisting arrest. 648 00:47:20,866 --> 00:47:22,936 He's saying nothing until he sees a lawyer. 649 00:47:22,986 --> 00:47:24,658 You took lan and Carl on a burglary? 650 00:47:24,706 --> 00:47:27,778 l go out for ten minutes, and the house goes fucking ape! 651 00:48:08,866 --> 00:48:10,219 Marty! 652 00:48:10,266 --> 00:48:14,020 Best present anybody's ever bought me! l swear to God! 653 00:48:15,546 --> 00:48:16,581 Pepe! 654 00:48:27,226 --> 00:48:28,739 Ow! 655 00:48:28,789 --> 00:48:33,339 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50016

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