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'Now nobody's saying
the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden
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'but it's been a good home to us -
me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids who l'm proud of,
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'cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.'
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- Run! Run for it!
- Leg it!
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'Fiona, who's a massive help,
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip now,
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'Ian, a lot like his mam,
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'which is handy for the others
cos she's disappeared into thin air,
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'and Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair
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'cos it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah and nits love it.
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'Debbie - sent by God. Total angel.
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'You've to check your change but she'll go
miles out of her way to do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star
once we've got the fits under control.
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'Steve, Fiona's boyfriend.
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'The truth is out there... Not!
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'Fantastic neighbours Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything. Well, not anything.
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'But all of them to a man know,
first and foremost,
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'one of the most vital necessities in this life
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'is they know how to throw a party!
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'Scatter!'
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'People say that children are the future,
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'teach them well and let them lead the way.
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'After you've had eight of your own,
you know it's bollocks.
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'Darwin had the right idea -
leave the buggers to fend for themselves.'
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Hey, lovebirds, happy anniversary!
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Come to me! Come to me!
Thank you very much, my precious!
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No way!
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What's with the tank?
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l needed something hefty to cart all this.
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< Oh, yes! Good man!
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PHONE RlNGS
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PHONE'S RlNGlNG!
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PHONE RlNGS
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Ball residence.
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Who? l can't hear you, love.
You'll have to speak up a bit.
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You'll have to shout
cos l can't hear a fucking word...
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Kelvin?
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Oh, Kev!
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Happy anniversary.
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There's people waiting out here.
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Hang on!
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TOlLET FLUSHES
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All yours.
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(Rico?)
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Shit!
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So savage!
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Jesus, how much did you put in here?
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No point baking it unless it's loaded.
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Let the merriment commence!
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Where've you appeared from?
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l thought you'd gone ages back.
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l went looking for him.
Upstairs, downstairs, nowhere to be seen.
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Put me head down for five minutes,
woke up, birds are twittering.
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You welded to that or what?
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You know what that is...exhaustion.
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Two screaming kids, all night, up down.
Never get a wink.
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What'd you want me for anyway?
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- Fuck knows!
- Somebody phoned.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Oh, right. Yeah...yeah.
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Yeah...um...
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lt was a woman.
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Ooh(!)
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She was a bit posh.
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She said she wanted to talk to you...
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She said it was important.
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(All) DAD!
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What, l'm not a fucking secretary!
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l looked for you, you'd vanished.
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What did she want?
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(Posh accent) Can you remember her name?
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Well...um...the truth is, l don't...um...
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M-M-M-M-Marissa!
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Marissa Platting...?
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Social worker. You could have mentioned it!
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Bleedin' hell! What did she say?
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What were her exact words?
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She said something about...
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Um...
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..um...something about
coming round in the morning.
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She said something about... >
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having a kiddie.
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(Both) Jesus Christ!
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Why did you never mention it?
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There's nothing to mention.
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You're fostering a kid.
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l know but, to be honest,
we never really thought it'd happen.
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What about the tests,
suitability assessments...
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they don't just give you a child.
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The thing is, we...
(Kev didn't want anyone knowing.)
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Why not?
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He thinks it's his fault.
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lt's not that we can't have our own,
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it's just that, well, we haven't.
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(The fish aren't swimming.)
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DOOR BANGS
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Toast.
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My own daughter, throwing me out.
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As if it's not bad enough
l lose my home, now this...
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What have l done to deserve it?
Tell me and l'll put it right.
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Mum, it's against the rules,
you haven't been vetted.
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l'm that child's grandmother. Well, as good as.
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Yeah, well you can't stay...
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Blanks. Shooting blanks.
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Once more, and you'll get a twatting.
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..and he definitely can't stay. Fuckin' arsonist.
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- We've nowhere to go.
- Well, ring our Barry.
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< You're joking.
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DOORBELL BUZZES
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Jesus!
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l hope you'll be happy when l'm on the streets,
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pushing my possessions round in a trolley...
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Jaffa!
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Veronica, isn't it?
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< Nice to meet you again. And you must be?
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Don't tell me.
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Kev.
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Kev. Good.
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Excellent. A1 .
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Shall we?
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Carl, get out your stinking pit!
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Carol! What the bleedin' hell...?
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We're homeless. ls that kettle on?
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Emergency placement. Eric Tatchell.
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Ten years old, lovely lad.
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He was born in Ardwick, not the posh bit,
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but nice enough, so he won't be
stealing your purse to buy crack!
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Parents played the stock market,
got into debt, big debt.
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Day before repossession of the house,
they do a bunk to Malaga, in Spain.
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They neglected to tell Eric.
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They went without him?!
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Oh, l've seen it all in my game.
You'd be shocked.
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lt's always the snooty ones that are the worst.
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Give me people like you any day of the week.
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The trial placement lets you see
how fostering suits you
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and lets me find more permanent care for Eric.
Everyone's a winner!
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Try and think of it as a dress rehearsal -
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top marks and we'll find you
something longer term.
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How long before we get him?
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Oh, did l not mention? >
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He's waiting in the car.
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Eric, l'd like to introduce you
to your new temporary foster parents -
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Veronica and Kelvin Ball.
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You can call me Kev.
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Come on, then.
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Treat the place like your own.
Whatever you want, it's yours.
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lf you're hungry, eat. lf you're thirsty, drink.
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Just keep your hands off my lagers.
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We want you to feel at home,
so anything you want to know, just ask.
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Who are they?
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Ah, the neighbours.
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You all right, Carol?
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Oh, don't mind me. Being nosey.
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You've got it nice up here, Fiona.
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We like it.
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Big house, though, just for the two of you.
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Lip, lan, Carl,
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Steve, and the lovely young Debbie.
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Tosspot! >
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That's my brother, Marty.
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Lick of paint, couple of rugs,
get it proper nice...
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And that's my mum, Carol.
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And my best friend, Fiona.
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He's like a little street urchin.
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So, why don't you play a game or something?
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Show Eric your table football.
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No chance!
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l'll show you upstairs. l've got the biggest room.
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They can't stay here, Veronica.
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Please, Fiona, it won't be for long.
Just while we've got Eric.
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The idea was to give us more space, not less.
What about Marty?
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He only burns things when he's angry.
Keep him away from me mam's fellas.
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OK. But only till they get themselves sorted.
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Thank you, thank you!
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PUMPlNG
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Eric?
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Debbie?
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Acute appendicitis.
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We're going to have to operate.
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Come on, Eric, l think it's time to go home.
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lt's great, innit,
our own little kiddie in the house?
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He's a right miserable little twat.
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Kev!
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We have to make a go of this
if we want to do it full-time.
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You heard what the social worker said.
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Screw this up, and we'll not get another.
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How tired are you?
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We can't. What if he hears?
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We'll do it with the volume down.
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Just wank us off, then.
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Eric?
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Eric?
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E... Oh, there you are.
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Uniform. Good boy.
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Breakfast.
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Right. Juice?
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Eric?
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Eric?!
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K-E-E-E-V!
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Please don't do this to me now!
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Don't pump it, you'll flood the fucking engine!
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lf you had a decent car
this wouldn't be a problem!
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He's turning green!
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- You worked in a fucking hospital!
- Yeah, as a fucking cleaner!
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What's going on?
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They killed him!
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What's happened to him?
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Found him on the dining-room table,
white as a sheet!
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Call an ambulance!
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Like my Uncle Pete?
He'll be dead when they get here!
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Well, you won't get him there in this!
Steve's car! STEVE!
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Get the keys!
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How did you find him?
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Just lying there!
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Like he'd collapsed
or like he'd taken something?
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He's not topped himself!
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Kids do, especially in care...
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Steve!
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Maybe he's allergic, like me with eggs.
Did they tell you anything?
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No, they just... He's a kid!
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How can anyone give us a kid!
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All right.
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POLlCE SlREN WAlLS
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ls that for us?
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Tell them we're rushing him to hospital.
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They'll probably give us an escort.
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'Who's been fingerprinted?'
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Has anyone here been fingerprinted?
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What you on about?
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Oh, Jesus, Jesus.
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Eric, mate? You all right, mate?
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Be sick again if you need to.
Get it all up, darling.
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What's he got in here?
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lt's hash cake. From the party!
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He's been at the hash cake. He's gonna live!
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Hold on tight.
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lt's only a bit of hash cake!
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This isn't my car.
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Can you believe that? Nicked car?
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You feeling any better?
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< Fucking car thief?
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You've gone up in my estimation.
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So, were they all nicked?
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Wondered where the flash came from.
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We kept it secret for a good reason.
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Less people know,
less chance there is of getting caught.
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Don't go spreading it round, right?
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Can't wait to tell Lip.
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You nearly killed us all!
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Fiona, there was no other way.
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Dicky tummy.
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Yeah, might have been something he's eaten.
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We're getting plenty of fluids down him,
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so he should be right as rain soon.
257
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No, no, no, no, everything's fine, yeah, yeah.
258
00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:54,103
We'll bring him in this afternoon. Bye!
259
00:15:57,506 --> 00:16:00,100
Do you fancy a piece of cake?
260
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:08,744
We can do this, Kev. We can be good parents.
261
00:16:08,786 --> 00:16:14,497
From now on, we just have to
try really hard not to kill him.
262
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:05,106
This is hard work, V.
263
00:17:05,146 --> 00:17:07,296
We're doing fine.
264
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,497
Who's this?
265
00:17:13,106 --> 00:17:14,937
He could crack a smile!
266
00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:17,739
His mum and dad do a bunk,
267
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:22,098
social services lumber him with two strangers
in an area he hardly knows.
268
00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,740
Don't think l'd be doing cartwheels.
269
00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:28,306
We've gotta work at it.
270
00:17:28,346 --> 00:17:31,383
This is how it'll be when we have our own.
271
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,816
But that'll be ours. l'll know what to say to ours.
272
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,297
Gotta go to work.
273
00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:42,905
You be all right?
274
00:17:42,946 --> 00:17:45,414
Yeah, l'll be fine.
275
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,897
Killer! He's the killer!
276
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:05,340
Can Debbie come out to play?
277
00:18:10,226 --> 00:18:14,663
Don't know how you've managed five of them,
practically on your own.
278
00:18:14,706 --> 00:18:17,857
You can't magic a bond, Veronica,
it takes time.
279
00:18:17,906 --> 00:18:23,378
l know, and l really wanna make it work, but...
280
00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:26,179
l haven't got a clue what l'm doing.
281
00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:29,582
No-one has. You've just got to find
your own way through.
282
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,742
Cheers, mate.
283
00:18:33,266 --> 00:18:35,416
Here's to kids. Little shitbags.
284
00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:41,261
That's the trouble with fostering, adoption.
lt's like...
285
00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:43,945
having someone else's shoes, innit?
286
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:47,945
You don't want 'em after they've been worn in.
287
00:18:47,986 --> 00:18:50,819
lt's like you wanna put your mark on them.
288
00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:53,858
Little bit of yourself in the next generation.
289
00:18:53,906 --> 00:18:56,943
Mind you, they only end up hating you,
so what's the fucking point?
290
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:58,783
BABY CRlES
291
00:19:17,186 --> 00:19:18,778
Hiya!
292
00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,498
How's my two favourite boys?
293
00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:23,014
Get lost! Just bog off!
294
00:19:23,066 --> 00:19:26,024
- What's the matter with him?
- Lost his sketch pad.
295
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:29,502
Well, did he tell a teacher?
Maybe someone took it.
296
00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:32,265
Well, did you ask him?
297
00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:36,624
Veronica, this fostering...
298
00:19:36,666 --> 00:19:39,817
l'm not sure if we've made a mistake.
299
00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:43,654
We should call Marissa Platting,
tell her we're not up to it.
300
00:19:45,306 --> 00:19:48,343
ls this because we haven't had sex all week?
301
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:49,535
No, it's just...
302
00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:52,862
lt is, isn't it?! Kev! Brilliant(!)
303
00:19:52,906 --> 00:19:55,374
Typical bloke, always thinking with THAT.
304
00:19:55,426 --> 00:20:00,056
lf we can't do a good job,
what chance do we have of getting another?
305
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,574
Don't know if l want another one.
306
00:20:04,426 --> 00:20:07,020
Well, this was your idea.
307
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:10,138
No, it wasn't. lt was yours.
308
00:20:11,186 --> 00:20:13,336
l went along with it. For you.
309
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:17,220
l want us to have a kid,
and l can't give you one any other way.
310
00:20:23,106 --> 00:20:26,018
Sorry, calling round at this time.
311
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:29,103
Wouldn't have bothered you
if it wasn't important.
312
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,421
l need a word with Steve.
313
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:36,063
Green Cherokee, Easton Street car park,
last Friday.
314
00:20:36,106 --> 00:20:38,745
lt was you, wasn't it?
315
00:20:38,786 --> 00:20:41,778
You've been caught on CCTV.
316
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:45,501
They can't tell it's you.
But it needs to go back. Like now.
317
00:20:45,546 --> 00:20:47,423
Whose is it?
318
00:20:47,466 --> 00:20:50,583
Chief lnspector's. Well, his missus.
319
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:54,665
Pride and joy, apparently.
He wants the bastard's head on a stick.
320
00:20:54,706 --> 00:20:57,061
Shit, Steve!
321
00:20:58,946 --> 00:21:02,780
He's pulling out all the stops.
Overtime, the works.
322
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:05,977
You'd think we were after a serial killer.
323
00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:08,859
You have still got it?
324
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,657
Yeah, it's safe.
325
00:21:16,826 --> 00:21:17,815
Shit.
326
00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:24,143
Come on, it's time for school. Eric!
327
00:21:24,186 --> 00:21:25,699
Not going!
328
00:21:25,746 --> 00:21:28,465
School! Everyone has to go to school.
329
00:21:28,506 --> 00:21:30,417
Get lost.
330
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:33,177
Come on, Eric, you...
331
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,545
Whoa!
332
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,905
Leave me alone!
333
00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:38,619
What's the story?
334
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,499
Eric, mate...
You haven't pissed the bed, have you?
335
00:21:43,546 --> 00:21:49,178
Why can't you leave me alone?
Why can't everyone leave me alone?!
336
00:22:06,866 --> 00:22:07,537
Huh?!
337
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:08,814
You are?
338
00:22:08,866 --> 00:22:10,697
Eric? Eric!
339
00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:15,579
A green Grand Cherokee. All right?
340
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:18,424
lf anything comes up,
you've got to give me a call.
341
00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:20,821
Steve, you seen young Eric?
342
00:22:20,866 --> 00:22:25,303
No, no. Promise me, Grand Cherokee, green.
Got that?
343
00:22:28,226 --> 00:22:31,024
Fuck you doing in here?
344
00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:32,818
Only place l can get some peace.
345
00:22:32,866 --> 00:22:35,903
Haven't seen the kid, have you?
346
00:22:35,946 --> 00:22:38,414
No, Kev, haven't seen him anywhere.
347
00:22:42,026 --> 00:22:44,017
Come on, mate. School.
348
00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:45,465
No!
349
00:22:45,506 --> 00:22:46,541
lf he doesn't wanna go, Kev.
350
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,785
He has to go to school, Frank. lt's the law.
351
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,056
Law? Law of the fucking jungle.
352
00:22:52,106 --> 00:22:54,142
Do you remember school?
353
00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:56,222
That bloke had it right, Lord Of The Flies...
354
00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:58,541
They're fucking cannibals.
355
00:22:59,906 --> 00:23:01,737
Come on, mate.
356
00:23:05,226 --> 00:23:06,215
(Frank) What's he doing now?
357
00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:08,541
Nowt. Just walking about.
358
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:17,019
Breaks your heart.
Who'd be that age again, eh?
359
00:23:17,066 --> 00:23:19,819
(Frank) Best years of your life.
360
00:23:23,146 --> 00:23:26,183
Take that look off your mush,
you sour-faced bitch.
361
00:23:26,226 --> 00:23:27,818
We're fucking parents, not perverts.
362
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:31,097
Frank! You trying to get us reported?
363
00:23:33,426 --> 00:23:35,781
Where is he?
364
00:23:35,826 --> 00:23:36,815
Bottom left-hand side.
365
00:23:36,986 --> 00:23:39,420
Left-hand... He's vanished.
366
00:23:39,466 --> 00:23:41,741
Where the fuck's he...
367
00:23:44,906 --> 00:23:46,624
(Frank) Oh no.
368
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:49,339
What? What is it?
369
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,502
There.
370
00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:01,501
Jesus Christ!
371
00:24:01,546 --> 00:24:03,855
(Frank) l know. Fucking girls.
372
00:24:04,906 --> 00:24:07,101
Are you gonna just fucking sit there?
Do something!
373
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,295
Like what?
374
00:24:09,466 --> 00:24:14,824
That is your son. You're his protector.
375
00:24:14,866 --> 00:24:17,824
Cometh the hour, cometh the man...
376
00:24:18,426 --> 00:24:21,145
- What you doing?
- We're going in!
377
00:24:21,186 --> 00:24:23,177
No, no, no, hang on...
378
00:24:27,586 --> 00:24:29,861
Get out the way!
379
00:24:32,106 --> 00:24:34,461
Get in!
380
00:24:39,106 --> 00:24:41,017
Dentist's. Running late.
381
00:24:48,026 --> 00:24:51,063
Drop us at the Jockey on the way home.
382
00:24:51,106 --> 00:24:55,384
You can't just snatch a kid
and get away with it, you daft sod!
383
00:24:55,426 --> 00:24:59,499
You didn't see it! They were turning him over.
Poor little shit.
384
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,899
He's a fucking pansy.
385
00:25:00,946 --> 00:25:03,221
He's not! Girls are scary at that age.
386
00:25:03,266 --> 00:25:06,338
lf you don't stop it,
he'll spend his life being bullied.
387
00:25:06,386 --> 00:25:09,617
lan's right. He can't spend his life
being bossed about by women.
388
00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:11,816
Why not? You do!
389
00:25:13,186 --> 00:25:15,381
He needs toughening up a bit.
390
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,621
Admit it, you've fostered a pansy.
391
00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:19,463
Lip?
392
00:25:19,506 --> 00:25:21,622
< What's up, you fucking pansy?
393
00:25:55,026 --> 00:25:57,017
No joy?
394
00:25:57,066 --> 00:25:59,455
lt's only a matter of time. lt'll be OK.
395
00:25:59,506 --> 00:26:02,703
- What if it all turns bad, Steve?
- lt won't.
396
00:26:02,746 --> 00:26:05,658
You nicked a copper's car!
lf they catch you, they'll screw you.
397
00:26:05,706 --> 00:26:07,662
- They won't.
- How do you know?
398
00:26:07,706 --> 00:26:12,416
You're not charmed. You walk around
like you're immune to bad luck.
399
00:26:12,466 --> 00:26:17,176
Things go wrong. People get caught.
That's what happens. That's life!
400
00:26:17,226 --> 00:26:19,786
Hey, hey. Look.
401
00:26:21,826 --> 00:26:24,021
l don't want to lose you.
402
00:26:26,306 --> 00:26:29,298
Look. Everything's solvable.
403
00:26:29,346 --> 00:26:33,100
l'll find a replacement, trust me. All right?
404
00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:45,501
Male child, ten years old.
Restraint of parents vital.
405
00:26:45,546 --> 00:26:49,255
< Upstairs! Come on, upstairs!
406
00:26:50,386 --> 00:26:51,375
What's going on?
407
00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:53,337
Aye-aye?!
408
00:26:53,386 --> 00:26:55,183
Get your hands off me!
409
00:26:55,226 --> 00:26:57,694
GENERAL HUBBUB
410
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:59,020
< What are you doing?
411
00:26:59,066 --> 00:27:01,296
< Kev, what are they doing?
412
00:27:01,346 --> 00:27:04,383
Where are you going with him?
Marissa, where are you going?
413
00:27:04,426 --> 00:27:07,338
Get off me! You're hurting me!
414
00:27:07,386 --> 00:27:08,978
Get off!
415
00:27:10,026 --> 00:27:11,459
MARlSSA?! >
416
00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:14,179
< Kev, just leave it.
417
00:27:15,146 --> 00:27:18,502
What's going on? Where are they taking him?
418
00:27:18,546 --> 00:27:20,537
Keep out and get back indoors.
419
00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,622
They're taking Eric.
420
00:27:33,346 --> 00:27:34,904
lt's all my fault.
421
00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:37,540
You haven't done anything wrong.
422
00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:40,259
School must have told them
about The ltalian Job.
423
00:27:40,306 --> 00:27:45,824
Or maybe they decided they'd made
a big fucking mistake giving us a kid.
424
00:27:45,866 --> 00:27:50,303
Just wish l could have another chance.
One more chance.
425
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:57,342
lt's them again!
426
00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:06,102
< They've brought him back!
427
00:28:06,146 --> 00:28:09,024
Three times in the last six months
this has happened.
428
00:28:10,266 --> 00:28:12,734
< We were supposed to be in Brighall Street.
429
00:28:12,786 --> 00:28:15,459
Ah! Look.
430
00:28:15,506 --> 00:28:19,738
Somehow your details got put in by mistake.
431
00:28:21,106 --> 00:28:23,745
< We'll write to you about compensation,
432
00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:26,664
but you'll appreciate it was a genuine mistake.
433
00:28:29,906 --> 00:28:32,101
Welcome home, mate.
434
00:28:33,106 --> 00:28:37,975
You were scary, there. l thought you
were going to take his head off.
435
00:28:38,026 --> 00:28:41,416
You wanna use that, you know.
ln the playground.
436
00:28:46,386 --> 00:28:49,901
Same thing happened to me
when l was your age.
437
00:28:49,946 --> 00:28:54,337
Tough kids...picking on me, giving it all that.
438
00:28:58,106 --> 00:29:02,975
lt's hard to believe, but l wasn't
the best-looking kid in the world.
439
00:29:03,026 --> 00:29:04,664
No...
440
00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:07,903
Greasy hair, spots.
They used to call me Dot To Dot.
441
00:29:12,066 --> 00:29:14,057
Made my life a misery.
442
00:29:15,066 --> 00:29:20,379
Then one day l cracked,
decided to do something about it.
443
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:25,022
So l got me old fella to teach me
how to box. Proper lessons.
444
00:29:25,066 --> 00:29:28,615
Then l knew, whatever happened,
445
00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,658
l'd always be able to stand up for myself.
446
00:29:34,026 --> 00:29:38,417
l know your old fella's flown south,
but if you're interested...
447
00:29:40,186 --> 00:29:42,256
l can always teach you.
448
00:29:47,306 --> 00:29:48,864
You're on.
449
00:29:51,426 --> 00:29:55,101
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
450
00:29:56,666 --> 00:30:01,376
Right, remember what l said. Jab.
Left, right, left, right. One-two.
451
00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,701
Get your head up! Bang bang bang!
452
00:30:03,746 --> 00:30:08,376
One...two...three...
453
00:30:08,426 --> 00:30:11,577
< Right, keep 'em up.
Stop pumping and puffing.
454
00:30:11,626 --> 00:30:14,299
Focus, concentrate, keep your balance.
455
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,418
Hey, l told you about that,
they're rabbit punches.
456
00:30:17,466 --> 00:30:19,900
Come on, dig in. Four.
457
00:30:19,946 --> 00:30:23,461
Five. That's it. Six.
458
00:30:23,506 --> 00:30:26,259
You're wearing yourself out! Get your arms up!
459
00:30:26,306 --> 00:30:29,457
Give me a big right. That's it! Good lad!
460
00:30:29,506 --> 00:30:31,178
- Tosspot!
- Tosspot!
461
00:30:31,226 --> 00:30:32,261
- Spunkface!
- Spunkface!
462
00:30:32,306 --> 00:30:34,058
- Bucket biff!
- Bucket biff!
463
00:30:34,106 --> 00:30:35,664
That one's only for girls.
464
00:30:39,426 --> 00:30:41,382
< Come on, Eric!
465
00:30:41,426 --> 00:30:44,463
CHEERS OF SUPPORT FOR ERlC
466
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,695
Hit me! Come on, hit me!
467
00:30:56,226 --> 00:30:59,901
EVERYONE COUNTS KEV OUT
lN DlFFERENT WAYS
468
00:31:03,186 --> 00:31:04,175
BELL RlNGS
469
00:31:04,226 --> 00:31:05,261
CHEERlNG
470
00:31:05,306 --> 00:31:07,900
(All) Eric! Eric! Eric!
471
00:31:08,946 --> 00:31:11,255
That's my boy!
472
00:31:11,306 --> 00:31:14,776
BOXlNG MATCH ON TV
473
00:31:15,826 --> 00:31:20,058
Can we go to a real boxing match, Kev?
ln a proper stadium?
474
00:31:20,106 --> 00:31:22,381
Course we can. Next one in town.
475
00:31:22,426 --> 00:31:23,415
Really?
476
00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:24,785
On me life.
477
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:37,297
You can't promise him things you can't deliver.
478
00:31:37,346 --> 00:31:38,745
l'll take him to a fight.
479
00:31:38,786 --> 00:31:40,185
When?
480
00:31:40,226 --> 00:31:43,662
We're not keeping him.
Tomorrow he'll go to the next lot,
481
00:31:43,706 --> 00:31:48,302
who'll promise him a load of stuff
THEY can't deliver. lt's not fair.
482
00:31:49,546 --> 00:31:50,615
Thing is...
483
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,464
Kev, he's beating the hell out of him!
484
00:31:53,506 --> 00:31:56,020
l've started to enjoy having him.
485
00:31:56,066 --> 00:32:00,821
Started to get the, you know,
the whole father-son thing.
486
00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,417
Can't stop. Passing through.
487
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,219
Have you taken leave of your senses?
488
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:14,260
Had a date with Rico,
but Marty won't let me out of his sight.
489
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,177
- Rico?
- Yeah, ltalian.
490
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:19,694
l love a continental.
491
00:32:19,746 --> 00:32:22,340
l'll get it!
492
00:32:22,386 --> 00:32:25,617
(Strong ltalian accent)
ls beautiful Carol at home?
493
00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:26,655
Rico!
494
00:32:26,706 --> 00:32:28,298
My darling! >
495
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:31,941
lf Marty asks, l've been here all night. Alone.
496
00:32:31,986 --> 00:32:32,975
Aaah!
497
00:32:33,026 --> 00:32:34,903
Come on, my darling, where's the car parked?
498
00:32:43,546 --> 00:32:45,457
lsn't it time you were going home?
499
00:32:45,506 --> 00:32:49,135
We're just planning a way to keep in touch,
after he leaves.
500
00:32:50,186 --> 00:32:51,938
See you, kid.
501
00:32:54,146 --> 00:32:58,105
Don't forget to pack, Eric.
Social worker's coming in the morning.
502
00:32:58,146 --> 00:32:59,295
Wanna stay here.
503
00:32:59,346 --> 00:33:02,304
That's not an option, sweetheart.
504
00:33:02,346 --> 00:33:06,817
Hey, the next place you go to'll be nice.
They might have Sky Sports!
505
00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:08,822
So you can watch as much boxing as you want.
506
00:33:08,866 --> 00:33:11,300
No point without Kev.
507
00:33:16,386 --> 00:33:18,502
Fucking shit!
508
00:33:19,466 --> 00:33:22,617
l'm heading up.
509
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,702
Yeah, l'm coming too.
510
00:33:29,306 --> 00:33:33,015
- You all right, Marty?
- l'm waiting up for her.
511
00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,455
Mum's a big girl now, Marty.
512
00:33:35,506 --> 00:33:37,895
Whore! Slag! Slaggy whore!
513
00:33:38,946 --> 00:33:42,336
lt's not funny! He's freaking me out!
514
00:33:42,386 --> 00:33:45,025
Keep dreaming about the house on fire!
515
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:48,024
He's just having trouble adjusting
to the fact his mum has a sex life.
516
00:33:48,066 --> 00:33:50,057
With men half her age!
517
00:33:50,106 --> 00:33:52,779
Fucking slag!
518
00:33:52,826 --> 00:33:54,896
Kill!
519
00:34:09,066 --> 00:34:10,181
Burn!
520
00:34:11,986 --> 00:34:14,022
Come to me!
521
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:18,940
You're so fine!
522
00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:22,422
Hey, let's go round the corner, in case Marty...
523
00:34:24,986 --> 00:34:26,977
Just round here.
524
00:34:37,706 --> 00:34:40,095
Marty? Oh!
525
00:34:43,266 --> 00:34:45,018
Slaughter!
526
00:34:48,306 --> 00:34:50,615
Talk dirty in ltalian.
527
00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:54,663
HE MURMURS lN lTALlAN
528
00:34:59,386 --> 00:35:01,854
Mum is a slag! Bastard burn the fucker!
529
00:35:04,306 --> 00:35:06,137
Marty!
530
00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:08,620
(Strong Manchester accent)
Jesus fucking Christ!
531
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:11,783
What the heck's going on? Marty?!
532
00:35:11,826 --> 00:35:12,861
He's a fucking madman!
533
00:35:12,906 --> 00:35:15,978
What happened to your accent?
534
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:19,416
She's my mother!
You don't touch my mother - ever!
535
00:35:19,466 --> 00:35:22,299
Marty, what the fuck are you doing?
536
00:35:22,346 --> 00:35:25,224
- Come on, don't do anything stupid, mate.
- She's my mother!
537
00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:27,257
l'm entitled to a sex life.
538
00:35:28,506 --> 00:35:30,178
Steve, no!
539
00:35:30,226 --> 00:35:33,582
- Marty, give me the lighter, yeah?
- Stay back!
540
00:35:33,626 --> 00:35:37,539
Look, she's your mother, you love her,
so you want to protect her.
541
00:35:37,586 --> 00:35:39,065
< Everyone understands.
542
00:35:39,106 --> 00:35:42,143
She loves you more than anything else.
543
00:35:42,186 --> 00:35:44,780
She loves you more than that bloke.
544
00:35:44,826 --> 00:35:49,104
He's right, Marty!
l mean, he's nothing but a fake!
545
00:35:50,586 --> 00:35:54,864
Just give me the lighter, mate,
then no-one comes to any harm.
546
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,741
Oh, come here!
547
00:36:10,786 --> 00:36:13,061
< You and your fucking family!
548
00:36:25,026 --> 00:36:27,699
(Frank) What's happening?
549
00:36:31,786 --> 00:36:34,346
Fuck's going on?
550
00:36:36,746 --> 00:36:38,338
Ugh...
551
00:36:44,746 --> 00:36:47,260
< lt's gonna blow! lt's gonna blow!
552
00:36:51,026 --> 00:36:52,254
You arsehole!
553
00:36:52,306 --> 00:36:55,298
Bang him up! That's where he belongs!
554
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,537
DOORBELL BUZZES
555
00:37:09,586 --> 00:37:13,738
< Mrs Ball? l'm PC Wicker.
This is Mary Ryan and her daughter Evelyn.
556
00:37:13,786 --> 00:37:14,855
Yeah?
557
00:37:14,906 --> 00:37:17,784
Are you Eric Tatchell's guardian?
558
00:37:17,826 --> 00:37:19,259
Yeah, what's the matter?
559
00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:24,016
Have you seen
what that little shit's done to me daughter?
560
00:37:24,066 --> 00:37:28,264
Good lad! Wait till l get hold of that little shit.
561
00:37:28,306 --> 00:37:30,137
Eric...
562
00:37:30,186 --> 00:37:31,665
Eric, mate.
563
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:37,504
l thought he were a bit quiet.
564
00:37:38,546 --> 00:37:39,899
Debbie.
565
00:37:39,946 --> 00:37:42,858
- l don't know anything about it.
- What's he doing with this?
566
00:37:42,906 --> 00:37:46,660
He wanted to practise drawing girls' faces.
l let him keep it.
567
00:37:46,706 --> 00:37:49,539
Debbie, this is serious. That girl is really hurt.
568
00:37:49,586 --> 00:37:52,020
He's battered seven shades of shit out of her!
569
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:54,660
l've got nothing to do with it.
570
00:37:56,106 --> 00:37:58,381
What's this then, Debs?
571
00:37:58,426 --> 00:37:59,495
''Evelyn,
572
00:37:59,546 --> 00:38:01,104
''Keeley,
573
00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:03,341
''Belinda''?
574
00:38:05,146 --> 00:38:08,183
Christ, he's gonna do all three of them.
575
00:38:08,226 --> 00:38:10,979
He was only meant to scare them.
576
00:38:19,706 --> 00:38:22,584
Me mam says if you want money,
come back Friday.
577
00:38:22,626 --> 00:38:23,979
You Keeley Pilkington?
578
00:38:24,026 --> 00:38:26,017
What's it to you?
579
00:38:26,066 --> 00:38:28,500
- You all right?
- Yeah.
580
00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:42,098
All right, mate. ls Belinda in?
581
00:38:42,146 --> 00:38:44,296
Depends who's asking...
582
00:39:01,146 --> 00:39:03,102
Yeah, that's him.
583
00:39:03,146 --> 00:39:06,104
Hey, you! You dirty bastard!
584
00:39:06,146 --> 00:39:08,865
- No, you've got the wrong end...
- Snatching kids...
585
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:14,145
Shit!
586
00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,177
CAR HORN BEEPS
587
00:39:16,226 --> 00:39:18,786
Fuck's sake, you've got a problem!
588
00:39:18,826 --> 00:39:20,305
Eric's been round then?
589
00:39:20,346 --> 00:39:22,496
Has he fuck! They think l'm a nonce.
590
00:39:24,186 --> 00:39:26,336
Now, where's it gone?
591
00:39:26,386 --> 00:39:28,138
Oh, right, right.
592
00:39:28,186 --> 00:39:32,418
All we need to do is sign the hand-over papers
593
00:39:32,466 --> 00:39:37,335
and that's you finished.
Where is the little fella, anyway?
594
00:39:39,506 --> 00:39:41,497
Thing is, Marissa...
595
00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:45,334
there's something
we need to tell you...about Eric.
596
00:39:45,386 --> 00:39:47,217
He doesn't want to leave. >
597
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:50,860
l like it here. l wanna stay.
598
00:39:57,226 --> 00:39:59,694
Never mind. Run along and pack your bags.
599
00:40:05,146 --> 00:40:07,182
You have to be cruel to be kind.
600
00:40:07,226 --> 00:40:08,705
(Excuse me.)
601
00:40:12,466 --> 00:40:15,503
- l'm not a wimp any more, Kev.
- l know.
602
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:16,774
l wouldn't mess with you.
603
00:40:16,826 --> 00:40:19,659
l did it for you, to be proud of me.
604
00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:23,063
How come you only did Evelyn?
605
00:40:23,106 --> 00:40:25,142
She's the leader.
606
00:40:25,186 --> 00:40:27,017
She tells everyone what to do.
607
00:40:27,066 --> 00:40:29,375
Didn't need to do the others after that.
608
00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:32,498
Come on, you two, time to go.
609
00:40:36,986 --> 00:40:38,977
Here you are.
610
00:40:39,026 --> 00:40:40,982
Thanks, Kev.
611
00:40:41,026 --> 00:40:42,584
lt's all right.
612
00:40:48,706 --> 00:40:51,220
Where will you say you found it?
613
00:40:51,266 --> 00:40:54,656
Doesn't matter.
Main thing's to call the dogs off.
614
00:40:55,706 --> 00:40:57,662
22 grand these go for.
615
00:40:57,706 --> 00:41:01,494
Even when everyone's had a cut,
you must be clearing, what...
616
00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:04,538
(WHlSTLES) ..1 4, 1 5?
617
00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:06,816
Tell me, am l ballpark?
618
00:41:08,986 --> 00:41:10,897
What d'you want, Tony?
619
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:12,743
Partnership.
620
00:41:12,786 --> 00:41:16,017
Position l'm in, l can help
someone like you big time.
621
00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:18,057
l'm talking information.
622
00:41:18,106 --> 00:41:21,098
You still nick the cars, you still cut the deals,
623
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:24,263
but l make your life a hell of a lot easier.
624
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:29,657
Man on the inside, yeah?
625
00:41:32,466 --> 00:41:33,945
OK.
626
00:41:36,986 --> 00:41:38,817
See you, mate.
627
00:41:38,866 --> 00:41:40,663
See you, Kevlin Ball.
628
00:41:42,306 --> 00:41:45,104
Hey, you lot, come and say goodbye to Eric!
629
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:48,979
Come on! Shift!
630
00:41:51,506 --> 00:41:53,576
Door's open.
631
00:42:01,746 --> 00:42:04,499
Excellent. Big success.
632
00:42:04,546 --> 00:42:06,025
You've done yourselves proud.
633
00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:07,055
Nice to meet you.
634
00:42:07,106 --> 00:42:08,334
See you!
635
00:42:08,386 --> 00:42:13,460
So, how do you fancy
a nice little Chinese girl...?
636
00:42:13,506 --> 00:42:15,895
See you, champ!
637
00:42:15,946 --> 00:42:17,584
Winnie Cheung.
638
00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:21,505
History of emotional abuse,
but she's a cracking little cook.
639
00:42:26,506 --> 00:42:29,816
Tell you what...
we'll let you know.
640
00:42:29,866 --> 00:42:31,504
Okey-dokey.
641
00:42:31,546 --> 00:42:33,025
Bye!
642
00:42:33,066 --> 00:42:35,102
What you on about?
643
00:42:37,626 --> 00:42:41,221
You'll make a good dad one day, Kelvin Ball!
644
00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:44,416
But l've missed you.
645
00:42:44,466 --> 00:42:46,582
l've missed us.
646
00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:49,265
Want it to be me and you again.
647
00:42:51,946 --> 00:42:53,937
But l thought...
648
00:42:53,986 --> 00:42:55,977
Hang on, it were you that...
649
00:42:56,026 --> 00:42:58,017
l'm not saying never...
650
00:42:58,066 --> 00:43:00,261
just...not yet.
651
00:43:01,306 --> 00:43:05,822
Because once we've got all that,
we won't have all this.
652
00:43:06,866 --> 00:43:09,255
And if it ain't broke...
653
00:43:15,906 --> 00:43:20,741
(Frank) 'Now, don't get me wrong,
whether you have your own or ship one in,
654
00:43:20,786 --> 00:43:26,383
'kids are handy - nippin' down
the shops, brewing up...
655
00:43:26,426 --> 00:43:28,018
'that kind of thing.'
656
00:43:28,066 --> 00:43:31,820
Come on, everybody.
You can help me peel the potatoes.
657
00:43:31,866 --> 00:43:33,777
Who's chopping the onions?
658
00:43:33,826 --> 00:43:34,975
He is!
659
00:43:35,026 --> 00:43:38,302
(Kev) 'But take a word from the wise -
660
00:43:38,346 --> 00:43:42,055
'expect disappointment.
That way, no matter what happens,
661
00:43:42,106 --> 00:43:44,097
'you're always pleasantly surprised.'
662
00:43:49,546 --> 00:43:51,457
(Fiona) 'Have you noticed anything unusual?'
663
00:43:51,506 --> 00:43:54,862
Everywhere you turn,
people have started...gardening.
664
00:43:54,906 --> 00:43:57,704
There's a year's free rent
for the house with the best garden.
665
00:43:57,746 --> 00:43:58,815
Like it?
666
00:43:58,866 --> 00:44:02,302
- Why can't the twins go with you?
- She's in a hospice.
667
00:44:04,026 --> 00:44:06,062
lt's a raid.
668
00:44:06,106 --> 00:44:09,382
- Cessation of licence pending appeal.
- You're closing us down?
669
00:44:10,906 --> 00:44:14,740
Four kisses! He's met someone else.
Who the fuck is Kerry Anne?
670
00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:19,382
First, he wears my knickers to work
and now it's this!
671
00:44:19,426 --> 00:44:23,783
- Where have you been?
- Stoke. l thought l told you.
672
00:44:23,826 --> 00:44:25,737
Where's the twins?
673
00:44:25,786 --> 00:44:29,665
Don't worry, Sally's looking after them.
She loves kids.
674
00:44:29,706 --> 00:44:32,459
That's a fucking bloke.
675
00:45:12,506 --> 00:45:15,543
Spunk face. Bucket of spunk.
676
00:45:15,586 --> 00:45:17,861
Everything all right, Eric?
677
00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,377
Piss flaps!
678
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:25,977
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