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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:16,288 'but it's been a good home to us, to me, Frank Gallagher, 2 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:19,133 'and me kids, who I'm proud of, 3 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,974 'cos every single one of 'em reminds me a little of me. 4 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:27,372 'They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for.' 5 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,688 Run for it! 6 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:31,578 'Fiona, who's a massive help. 7 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:36,575 'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Phillip any more. 8 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:41,290 'lan's like his mam. Handy for the others cos she's disappeared into thin air. 9 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:44,053 'Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons. 10 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:48,292 'One, it stands on end and makes him look like Toyah. Two, nits love him. 11 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:51,531 'Debbie - sent by God, total angel. 12 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:55,249 'Check your change, but she'll always do you a favour. 13 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:58,138 'Plus Liam - gonna be a star. 14 00:00:58,220 --> 00:01:01,417 'Once we've got the fits under control. 15 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:07,211 'Steve - Fiona's boyfriend. The truth is out there! Not! 16 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:12,090 'Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica. Lend you anything... Well, not anything. 17 00:01:12,180 --> 00:01:15,968 'But all of 'em, to a man, know first and foremost 18 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:19,211 'one of the most vital necessities in this life 19 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:22,258 is they know how to throw a party! 20 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,456 'Heh heh heh heh! Scatter!' 21 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:40,134 (Fiona) 'You know when you drop a pen and know where you dropped it, 22 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,370 'but it's just not there? 23 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:47,409 'That's how Mum vanished. Went for a loaf, never seen since. 24 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:52,773 'Dad did a superb job of taking on the role of both our parents. 25 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:55,613 'Did sod all, twice over!' 26 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:58,490 (Door opening and closing) 27 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:02,732 'You'd think that two times zero would be no loss at all, 28 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:05,493 'but I think that old saying's true. 29 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:09,016 'You don't know what you've got till it's gone.' 30 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,416 - Lip, kettle, come on. - l'll do that. 31 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,618 - lt's all right. You sit down. - (Cheering) Hey-hey, food! 32 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:22,737 - Who's no vinegar? - (Carl) Me! 33 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:24,776 Er, fish? Batter? 34 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,498 Me! 35 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:30,368 Come on, shift up, make room for t'little 'un. Oi. 36 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:33,770 Only if you finish your chips. Come on. Er, who's this? 37 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:37,296 - Karen. - Hi, Karen. Nice top. What size are you? 38 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:39,132 Shhhhh! 39 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,097 Shut up! 40 00:02:43,740 --> 00:02:45,492 Billy, have a drink. 41 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,211 Go on, have one! 42 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:56,576 Jez, pint of Dog. 43 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:59,220 (Football on television) 44 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,609 (Shouting encouragement) 45 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:06,136 When you're ready. 46 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:11,658 (TV) 'Blair came to power promising to redress Britain's position on poverty. 47 00:03:11,740 --> 00:03:13,696 'The debates today 48 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:17,739 'could affect the way one in three of families live for the worse...' 49 00:03:17,820 --> 00:03:19,731 (Cheering) 50 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:26,330 Let the dog see the rabbit, mate. 51 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,411 ''Four kids and half a wage! 52 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:40,459 "What am I supposed to do if they cut the single parent benefit by 30%?" 53 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:43,816 - All right, Frank? Are you OK? - ls that my T-shirt? 54 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:48,375 - Yeah. - l...l just meant...what happened? 55 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:50,576 - (Screaming) - Jesus, Frank! 56 00:03:50,660 --> 00:03:56,257 A bloke said to pass it on. Wants you to keep your dick away from his daughter! 57 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:59,491 - You're pissed, Frank! Don't do this! -This is pissed?! 58 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,650 - Leave it! Just go! - Debbie, no! 59 00:04:03,740 --> 00:04:06,493 - Get him out of here now! - You're pathetic! 60 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,094 Reckon you're a big lad now, Steve? 61 00:04:09,180 --> 00:04:11,455 - Just go! - He's shitting hisself! 62 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:15,249 - You're a total waste of organs! - I mean it, Steve, get out now! 63 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:24,412 You should've twatted him back. 64 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:28,937 - If I ever do that, I'll kill him. - So? Seven years for murder? 65 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:32,376 Get laid as often as you want, tattoos, everything. 66 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:34,972 Gay heaven. 67 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,209 Oh! 68 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,253 Oh! 69 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:32,535 (Whistling to himself) 70 00:05:35,980 --> 00:05:38,494 - How's it going, Conrad? - Not so bad. 71 00:05:38,580 --> 00:05:42,573 - Shirley any better? - Still pissed off about being sectioned. 72 00:05:42,660 --> 00:05:45,493 Once we got me mam in there, she looked 10 years younger. 73 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:47,536 - What ward's she on? - 16. 74 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:50,930 She'll look about 30 years younger, then. Zzzzz! 75 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,698 (Veronica) Looks sore. How many stitches? 76 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:57,896 Seven. Cheese knife. 77 00:05:57,980 --> 00:05:59,936 - Oh, Conrad. - Oh, l'll live. 78 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,739 Not if Shirley ever gets out! 79 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:07,052 (Conrad laughs) See you later. 80 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,936 Cheers, gorgeous. 81 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:28,454 (Conrad) I'm horny Horny, horny, horny tonight 82 00:06:28,540 --> 00:06:32,215 I'm horny, horny, horny, horny tonight 83 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,815 I'm horny, horny, horny, horny tonight 84 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:47,168 ''Sampson Pickle turned to his mum with a tear in his eye and said... 85 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:52,857 (All) '''You don't know what you've got till it's gone!''' 86 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,336 - Ugh! - Oh-oh! 87 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:16,255 (Fiona and children) 'You don't know what you've got till it's gone! 88 00:07:16,340 --> 00:07:21,289 'You don't know what you've got till it's gone! 89 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:25,658 'You don't know what you've got till it's gone!' 90 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:29,779 - Evening, campers! - Hey-hey, how yer doin'? You all right? 91 00:07:31,020 --> 00:07:34,456 Not bad. Bet you hate it when that happens! 92 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:39,091 They're his tits. lt's the only reason he does eggs. He just licked that one. 93 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:43,776 With a stonking abscess so a bit more protein than you banked on, Steve! 94 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:50,135 - Hiya. - (Kids) Ughhh! 95 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:59,969 - Sorry about last night. - Hey, Brooklyn Beckham's the yardstick. 96 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:04,019 Never apologise for your parents. So you can get rid of this. 97 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:24,169 - Has anyone seen Dad since last night? - He was asleep behind the settee. 98 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:31,091 lt's a tent. 99 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,139 Why have we got a bleedin' tent behind the settee? 100 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:38,815 - Drying it. I'm off camping next week. - Boom-boom! 101 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,856 l thought it was Dad. 102 00:08:41,780 --> 00:08:44,169 l left him a cup of tea this morning. 103 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:47,536 I thought I heard him say, "Thanks, Debs." 104 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:01,976 Hang on tight, hang on tight! 105 00:09:06,460 --> 00:09:08,212 Sorry. 106 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:12,057 - Came in the back way. - You're not the only one. 107 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:15,496 Kev, was me dad in The Jockey this afternoon? 108 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,048 This afty? No. 109 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:22,376 - Did he come back to the pub last night? - Er... 110 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:28,171 (Kev) Footy till nine, pub quiz till ten, scrapping by half-past... 111 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:32,412 police turned up...and, yeah, Frank were there, but he was slaughtered. 112 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,411 l mean...slaughtered. 113 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,850 Thanks. 114 00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:42,456 Go on, Kev! Go on, hang on! You hang on! We're going to the moon! 115 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,338 Hey, Ted, it's Lip. Seen me dad? 116 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,978 No, since Diana died! 117 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:51,133 Hiya, Wendy, Veronica. Cleaning services. 118 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:54,053 - ..just worried about him. - Well, ex-cleaning services. 119 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:59,373 - Eric, it's Lip... - ..Carol's daughter, Kev's girlfriend. 120 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:02,816 Bought your Sky box off you so you could go to Magaluf. 121 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:08,657 Hiya. Did you have any admissions through casualty? Name of Gallagher. 122 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:11,971 Black hair, blue eyes, scruffy, bit mental. 123 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:15,416 Couldn't check the computer for us, Wendy? Cheers. 124 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,413 (Wendy) 'Hello? Veronica? 125 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,172 'Hello? 126 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:30,012 'Are you there? Veronica?' 127 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:34,652 Wendy? Oh, Wendy, hiya. 128 00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:38,733 Oh, you haven't? Never mind. Thanks, anyway. 129 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:42,850 No? Aw, do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet? 130 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:45,579 Oi! What is your problem?! 131 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:49,778 Needing to ring the bookie's 'fore I go to work! No phone! Mobile vanished! 132 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:53,694 l lent it to Lip so he could ring and see if anybody knew where Frank was. 133 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:57,329 - Both my bills being run up next door?! - Your bills? Hello! 134 00:10:57,420 --> 00:11:00,093 - Why don't they get a friggin' phone? - No friggin' money! 135 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:03,331 - Me neither at this rate, V! - You tight-arsed gimp! 136 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:06,412 Frank is missing and you need to see somebody! 137 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,458 Normal blokes fall asleep after sex, but not Kev! 138 00:11:09,540 --> 00:11:14,773 If it makes you this narky, forget it! Forget sex cos I am sick of this! 139 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,093 Freak! 140 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:20,297 - Can't file Frank as a missing person. - Why not? 141 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:24,055 - He's always missing. - That is what I said. 142 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:27,052 - What if he's just kipped at a mate's? - He hasn't. 143 00:11:27,140 --> 00:11:31,577 - Who'd give him a bed? He just hasn't. - We've found him in wheely-bins before. 144 00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:35,892 - Never on a Friday. - What's Friday got to do with it? 145 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:39,131 Giro day. l hadn't realised it were a Friday. 146 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:44,857 Best get the desk sergeant. What was Frank wearing? 147 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:08,058 Shove it up your arse! No more favours like filling in fake insurance claims 148 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,131 cos you're too thick to do it! 149 00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:13,132 Whoa, Lip, Lip! Wait! 150 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:18,694 Lip, whoa, whoa! Look, look, look, he can't be far. He's never far. 151 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,850 l know, but it's Friday. 152 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:22,888 Oh, right! 153 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:28,008 Oh, Jesus! Jez, was Frank on his tod when we turfed him out last night? 154 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:32,059 Name one person who'd be seen dead with him in that state. 155 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:35,291 Steve had shot off by then so he definitely wasn't... 156 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,258 - Steve? - Anyone seen Frank since last night? 157 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,650 - Which Steve? - Steve Steve, Fiona's bloke. 158 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:44,857 - What, in here? - Yeah, talking to your dad. 159 00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:48,296 Pleasant enough. Well before closing time. 160 00:12:50,380 --> 00:12:53,372 (TV) 'We go to Bury Street where police have found the body 161 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:57,453 'of an as yet unidentified person floating in the water. 162 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:01,294 'lt was discovered at around 1 1 .30am by a local man...' 163 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,336 ls that Bury Street Bridge? 164 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,854 l broke me collarbone falling down them steps 165 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:08,613 after me very first taste of another woman's tongue. 166 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:18,297 Ashley's mum...saw...saw... somebody...in... (Sobbing) 167 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,417 - Again, Debbie. - Ashley's mum... 168 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:25,778 ..saw somebody...in the canal... this afternoon. 169 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,769 Stupid cow, telling her that! 170 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:31,613 lt won't be him. The police would know by now. 171 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:35,852 - I will deck that bleedin' woman! - I owe her a smack for that curtain rail! 172 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,215 Does that even sound like your dad? 173 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:42,259 Why would he walk towards the canal if he lives in the opposite direction? 174 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:46,652 Depends. How was he looking when you left him in The Jockey, Steve? 175 00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:51,370 - When? - Er...about nine-ish. 176 00:13:51,460 --> 00:13:55,578 l went to apologise for the barney, bought him a drink, made friends. 177 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,174 - Then I shot off home. - Why didn't you say? 178 00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:02,492 lt was only for half an hour, tops. How's that helpful? 179 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,493 Kev, when I left The Jockey, was Frank bladdered or not? 180 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:09,697 No. Can I borrow you for a sec? 181 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,051 (lncomprehensible shouting) 182 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:20,134 (News vendor shouting incomprehensibly) 183 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,412 lt's all right. 184 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,610 (Fiona) Oh, Jesus! 185 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,650 Oh, no! Oh, no! 186 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:43,819 (Crowd groaning) (Man) What's going on? 187 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,573 (Man) That's just sick! 188 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,616 (Man) Sick bastards! 189 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:54,378 Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public! Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public! 190 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:58,931 How low can you stoop? Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public! 191 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:02,979 Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public! Manchester Mail! 192 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:06,211 (Police cheering) Good one! 193 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,860 (Flies buzzing) 194 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,052 (Groaning) 195 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,017 Oh, my 'ead! 196 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,418 Hey, have you got the time on yer? 197 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,297 Got the time? 198 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,971 Got the time on yer? 199 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,290 Fine, right, fuck yer! 200 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:02,460 - (Dog whining) - (Liquid trickling) 201 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,337 Fuck off! 202 00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:26,897 Maybe l've had a stroke. 203 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:32,774 'Last I remember, I'm walking up Belvedere Road. 204 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:37,536 'Paddy Keans is going, ''Night, Frank.'' l go, ''Night, Paddy.''' 205 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:41,938 This is beyond me. How the fuck did you all get here? 206 00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:43,976 (Speaks French) 207 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:47,018 (Frank) I haven't a clue how I got here. 208 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,574 What? 209 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:54,179 You're not listening to a word, are you? 210 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:56,615 l haven't got a passport. 211 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,851 l've never had a passport. 212 00:16:59,940 --> 00:17:02,374 l don't want a passport. 213 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:06,248 - That's a Manchester accent, non? - Who said that? 214 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:10,492 (Man with French accent) Cheadle Hulme, five years, mid-'80s. 215 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:15,734 Oh, man, thank you! Tell... Just tell him, will you? Just tell him! 216 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:38,095 What is it you need to say first? 217 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,090 Me name's Frank Gallagher. 218 00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:44,934 l live at 2 Windsor Gardens, Stretford. 219 00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:03,290 Look, I'm scared cos I haven't a clue what happened last night. 220 00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:05,735 I'm pricking meself here, yer know. 221 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:24,734 (Frank) What did he say, mate? What? Qu'est-ce que sayo, mate? 222 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:28,779 (Frank) Hey! Come on! C'est une mistake! 223 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:31,294 - No! Frank? - ln France? 224 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:35,009 l know! Well, Calais, so only just. 225 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,250 (All) How? 226 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:42,937 The embassy says he admitted to drugs charges even before they accused him. 227 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:46,376 - They're charging him? - No. He'll be escorted through t'tunnel. 228 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:50,851 - When will you get him back here? - We can't unless you shell out for a car. 229 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:55,889 You could get him. We could nip across, pick up some booze like our Kirsty does. 230 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,495 Could I fuck! Because... Tone, no offence. 231 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,375 ( Humming the Marseillaise) 232 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:11,659 Car's not insured, tax disk's a photocopy and the shocks won't get us past Asda. 233 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:15,015 - Right, Tone. - (Tony continues humming) 234 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:37,571 l just grabbed a shower. l was coming back round. 235 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,896 Becks, can you... Cheers. 236 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:56,537 - Who's she? - She's a tenant. 237 00:19:57,580 --> 00:20:00,697 - What's up? - How did you get my dad to France? 238 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,816 You... lt's me? Are you serious? Me? 239 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:11,615 - French health warnings. - Boot of the car. 240 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,578 - How did you get him in the boot? - He was off his face. 241 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:18,414 - He went out with just a tenner! - I gave him a 20 and a few tabs. 242 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:21,094 - Why France? - My sister lives in Folkestone. 243 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:25,332 l was going down to see the new kid. ldea was to drop him somewhere weird. 244 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:28,617 Then I saw these signs for the Channel Tunnel. 245 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:33,569 - The idea just kind of...snowballed. - And that's funny, Steve? 246 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:37,494 - Really funny would've been Bosnia. - Cos he took a swing at you? 247 00:20:37,580 --> 00:20:41,175 He needs a wake-up call before he wrecks your family's lives! 248 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:44,058 Bollocks! You hadn't the guts to whack him back! 249 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,779 l don't do violence. Ahh! 250 00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:51,615 What my dad is and what my family is has fuck all to do with someone like you! 251 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,492 Bastard! 252 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:02,851 - (Microwave pings) - Sorry, can I just... 253 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:08,413 lt's just that l've got to be out in quarter of an hour or so. 254 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:20,455 You took him there, you get him back! 255 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:33,411 - Get a PlayStation 2. - I'll see what I can do. 256 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,812 lf they have any CDs for under a fiver, get us five, but only UK chart. 257 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:42,454 Take his birth certificate in case they need it for identification. 258 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:48,489 Hey, Steve, tow bar's on, trailer lights work like magic. 259 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:51,413 - Get seven cases of lager for my dad. - No way. 260 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,810 The only booze I'm bringing back is ours. Whose is this? 261 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,812 Listen! Oi, oi, shut up, listen! 262 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:02,451 Police have just found a body exactly fitting Frank's description. 263 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:06,499 (Screams) 264 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:10,539 - I knew it! I knew it! I dreamt it was Dad! - Listen... 265 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:13,612 - Has nobody told her? - We hadn't seen her for hours. 266 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:17,659 - They found him. Dad's coming home. - I feel rotten now. 267 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:22,131 - lt were a joke, sweetheart. - He's in France. He's OK. 268 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:25,735 Steve and Kev and Veronica are off to get him. 269 00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:30,052 - What's he doing in France? - We'll have him home for morning. 270 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:34,213 I'm really sorry we scared you, Debs. l'm really, really sorry. 271 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:37,815 Joke was, it wasn't a bloke, it were three bags of rags! 272 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:40,778 They knew it couldn't be Frank cos the socks matched! 273 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:45,614 (All talking at once) 274 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:03,617 No way am I pulling that fucking monstrosity! Here you are. 275 00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:19,694 - Is this Steve bloke a fixture now? - Just somebody I met. 276 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:24,137 Right. I'm wondering where that leaves me, then, Fiona. 277 00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:28,297 - You? What? - Me with you. 278 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:36,936 Tony, we had a great night out. 279 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,056 Great mates, great laugh. 280 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:42,576 Good sex. That's it. 281 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:49,092 Oh, come on. That's the whole point, innit? One-night stand. No strings. 282 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,330 You were my first. 283 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:57,534 - First one-night stand or first...? - The first. 284 00:23:57,620 --> 00:24:02,296 I only got circumcised when I were 18 so it set me back. Way back. 285 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:04,974 So if you want to take the piss, spread that around. 286 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:06,778 Hey... 287 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:10,533 if that was your first, you weren't half bad. 288 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:13,935 Thanks. 289 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:25,975 (Kev) Hey up! No place like home, eh, Frank? 290 00:24:27,260 --> 00:24:30,775 - Good to be back. - For fuck's sake! 291 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,938 (Crowd talking and laughing outside) 292 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:58,049 - (Knocking at door) - Are you decent? 293 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:03,970 l got you this. lt's from France. l asked Veronica to get it for us. 294 00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:06,893 Don't want nothing French in this house! 295 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,568 - There's no hot water. - What? 296 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,060 (Splashes) Oh, for fuck's sake! 297 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:21,975 Er, your Giro. And it's Saturday so t'post office closes at 12. 298 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:24,415 - ls he still here? - Steve? 299 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:28,652 - No, he's nipped home to get changed. - Tell him not to bother coming back. 300 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:33,336 - He spent 500 quid bailing you out. - And why would he do that, eh? 301 00:26:33,420 --> 00:26:38,699 When I woke up in France, in a park, looking like a fucking dosser, 302 00:26:38,780 --> 00:26:41,294 all I could smell was air freshener. 303 00:26:41,380 --> 00:26:44,372 Middle of the park - orange air freshener! 304 00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:50,057 l've just spent five hours in his car. Same fucking smell! 305 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,970 He did this! 306 00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:09,494 l wish you'd taken a camera, with you in the pictures. 307 00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:13,289 Total shithole. Hey, definition of French foreplay! 308 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:21,099 - Bet you're the only one that missed me. - No. 309 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:24,331 Cos Carl said, ''The gas has gone. Where's the pliers?'' 310 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:28,379 And Lip said, ''Dad's the only one who knows how to do the meter.'' 311 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:33,089 - Did you see Paris? - Yeah. 312 00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:35,694 The Eiffel Tower? 313 00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:42,049 Christ, yeah! But, you know, you can see right across France from the top. 314 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:46,616 Yeah, but I didn't stay up too long. 315 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,089 Don't know what French birds are into, 316 00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:53,935 but they're looking at me like, "Hey, I am 'aving zis guy." 317 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:58,013 It got a bit unnerving so I legged it back down. 318 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:03,332 Bits of France are gorgeous, but you just gotta know your way about. 319 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:06,571 - Do you now? - Every inch. 320 00:28:08,140 --> 00:28:11,894 Hey, I have to cash my Giro. Do us a brew for when I get back. 321 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,970 Look, he can't know. 322 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:23,009 He does. And even if he doesn't, he thinks you did it so it makes no odds. 323 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:25,056 But I gave him three Zopiclone. 324 00:28:25,140 --> 00:28:29,816 Mum...said don't use more than two or you won't know your name for a week! 325 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,573 - Your mum was in on this? - Well, yeah... 326 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:35,811 No. She prescribed the Zopiclone for me. 327 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:38,930 - She's a doctor? - Yeah. 328 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:44,528 Mum, Dad, brother, sister. We're the medical equivalent of a battery farm. 329 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:49,171 Me included, if I hadn't run a mile. I quit medical school two years in. 330 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:52,809 l am that DlY plane from Chicken Run. 331 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:56,176 - You walked away from that? - Sprinted away! 332 00:28:56,260 --> 00:29:00,617 ln the vain hope of finding a personality that wasn't a carbon copy of my father's. 333 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,612 So you nick cars for a living. 334 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:05,656 I do what I chose to do. 335 00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:09,129 And my dad's the waste of organs! 336 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:15,692 Hang on! Look, l've apologised. l've done what you asked. l've put things right. 337 00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:20,729 Given your choices, it's rich that you don't like other people living with theirs! 338 00:29:36,980 --> 00:29:38,698 - (Crash) - Ahhhh! 339 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:44,053 - Couple of days till I find a flat! - I promised the wife never again! 340 00:29:44,140 --> 00:29:47,849 - We had to burn that mattress! - Oh, come on, Paddy, we're mates! 341 00:29:47,940 --> 00:29:51,694 - l'll kip on the floor! - Definitely not! We've carpets now! 342 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:03,496 - Are you off? - lf you lot wanna take the piss, carry on! 343 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:05,889 - Carry on without me! - Nobody is. 344 00:30:05,980 --> 00:30:09,256 - I don't like the way I'm being talked to. - About what? 345 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:13,094 "When can I have this, Dad?" All six of you! Yack-yack-fucking-yack! 346 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:16,411 I'm a single parent! You wouldn't be here without me! 347 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:19,492 Surround-sound bitching's all the thanks I get! 348 00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:24,051 Life's hard, we know that. Money's hard. I can only stretch it so far. 349 00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:27,098 - Know how much we spend a week? - The lot! 350 00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:30,536 45 quid. Fiona pays 25, me and lan go a tenner each. 351 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,976 - Plus gas, plus electric, rent! - All covered in your Giro. 352 00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:36,415 - Yeah, right. - 127 a week. 353 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,456 Goes nowhere. You haven't a clue. 354 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:41,100 Know how much you spend in The Jockey? 355 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:44,729 - Hey, none of your business. - Roughly 80. 356 00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:48,369 Oh, that's my mate Kev giving it that behind me back! 357 00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:52,214 Well, he's pissed on his own chips! l'll boycott The Jockey! 358 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:55,258 - And go where? - The Crown. 359 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:57,490 - Barred. - Elmo's Head. 360 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:59,935 lt got torched a fortnight back. 361 00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:06,092 l don't need Kev to tell me. l check your wallet every night. 362 00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:07,932 Go on! 363 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,654 Ah, Frank. 364 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:15,573 French Frank, they're calling you on the radio! 365 00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:18,094 Like an eclipse, Britain went dark without you. 366 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:22,332 - I'm stuck for a bed, George. - Oh, come in, the man! Fill in the gaps. 367 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:25,495 - ls the lad with you? - He's going home! 368 00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:27,093 (Mouths) 369 00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:37,774 (Sound of Frank being beaten up) 370 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,933 You forgotten you owe him money? 371 00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:52,978 Everybody thinks l owe 'em fucking money! 372 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:57,136 He thinks you flogged his telly. 373 00:31:57,220 --> 00:32:00,769 l've been nothing but a friend to that thick lrish dick! 374 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:04,296 - I know who you sold it to. - I won't say it twice. Go home! 375 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,735 - What? - I won't say it twice! 376 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,653 All right, so people are laughing at you. 377 00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:14,096 They only thought France was a laugh once they knew you were safe. 378 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:17,889 The T-shirt I want is "Mug". I didn't fuck off like your mam did. 379 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:21,336 I could've shot off and let the council sort you out. I didn't! 380 00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:27,575 And pubs weren't... Ask anyone. Odd pint. Three pints, l'd be on the floor. 381 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:30,254 Brandy made me puke, whisky gave me a 'eadache. 382 00:32:30,340 --> 00:32:35,494 And they all took the piss then cos l couldn't knock it back. You can't win! 383 00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:38,731 Your mum fucks off, you're all looking at me! 384 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:42,256 Six kids! Six to keep on top of! 385 00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:46,889 You've never had to do stuff before! Fucking massive! 386 00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,938 And clothes for school! Massive! 387 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:52,659 Having to pick it up as you go along! Massive! 388 00:32:52,740 --> 00:32:56,733 And me dad's sending her money cos he's ''always had a soft spot for her'' 389 00:32:56,820 --> 00:32:58,776 so now he's saying it's my fault. 390 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:02,330 Proving it by giving me... What? 391 00:33:02,420 --> 00:33:05,651 Fuck all! He wouldn't even baby-sit! 392 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:10,814 One long 'eadache cos people are looking at me like I'm fucking up! 393 00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:13,812 Which I am! 394 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:17,688 lf you can't do right for doing wrong... what is the point? 395 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:21,898 Get a few pints down yer, you know, getting a round in, getting another. 396 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:26,132 Nobody's buying you one back, never will. You've shelled out for hundreds! 397 00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:28,893 Not one back! 398 00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:35,176 But, while you're getting 'em in, you're havin' a laugh. 399 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:38,775 l mean, that's all you need, innit? 400 00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:45,016 You know, people laughing, people talking. 401 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:48,536 Anything so long as it's not sounding like six fucking kids 402 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:51,054 you never wanted in the first place! 403 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:54,576 Fuck the lot of them! Get used to the 'eadaches! 404 00:33:57,540 --> 00:34:00,850 (Cheering and applause) 405 00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:02,817 (# Piano: the Marseillaise) 406 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,368 (Shouting and cheering) 407 00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:10,859 Ooh, qu'est-ce que vous voulez, Mon-suwer? 408 00:34:10,940 --> 00:34:13,613 Pint of bitter and a couple of these. 409 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:18,734 Oh, twisted Jesus! Kill me! 410 00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:28,778 l don't know you, but it occurred to me that me and you are the victims here. 411 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:31,533 Two hard-working, God-fearing men... 412 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:37,214 who raised children in a straight line with discipline 413 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:39,256 and God's good guidance! 414 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:45,294 Our Karen were only 12 when I heard her using the C word... and on a Sunday! 415 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:46,813 Fuck! 416 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,613 F. 417 00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:54,728 How did l, a man who said 16 years ago, ''l wanna work for God in Africa...'' 418 00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:56,697 Big place, big work! 419 00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:02,492 How did I end up with a woman whose only pleasures are sex, 420 00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:08,450 TV cookery, and drawing maximum benefit from the cash-strapped state? 421 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:11,816 Hundreds a week she gets. Hundreds! For what? 422 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:15,416 Being agoraphobic. 423 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:20,895 l dunno where Sheila's dignity's gone or whether she ever had any. 424 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,578 Or whether I just kidded meself all along. 425 00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:31,934 Her world's about this big and the less she does, the more they pay her! 426 00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,972 Well, l've done it now. l've left her. 427 00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:40,019 But I refuse to be sorry because... because... 428 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,850 lt's like... 429 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:50,329 lt's like cruel to be kind. 430 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,298 lf you're from the church, you've had it. 431 00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:01,658 No...er...they're for you...Sheila. 432 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:05,619 - You know, by way of an apology. - Apology? For what? 433 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:10,335 Er...well, not apology, just... 434 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:14,370 I'm Frank. 435 00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:17,497 lan's dad...Lip's dad. 436 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:21,498 - Oh, the twins. - No. 437 00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:27,853 No, I just... I heard about your bit of bother. You know, Eddie and all that. 438 00:36:28,740 --> 00:36:33,530 Well, it's just to say that... not everybody thinks it's hilarious. 439 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:39,017 - You take no notice. - That's very neighbourly of you. 440 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,618 Come in...Frank. 441 00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:49,696 You have to take your shoes off! 442 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,453 You've got a belting house, Sheila. 443 00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:58,696 Feels big without him. 444 00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:04,810 Well, you wanna come round ours. Can't shift the kids, six of 'em! 445 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,256 That must be nice. 446 00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:13,498 Yeah, well, it's great when they're little, but they're all growing up now. 447 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:17,412 l mean, you miss that company, don't you, 448 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:23,257 when they're all off out all the time and you're in the house on your own? 449 00:37:25,140 --> 00:37:29,258 Well, no, I mean, I love... time to meself, you know, 450 00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:33,458 but...l mean, they're are limits. 451 00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:38,815 - Hey! - No. 452 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:43,530 Come on, Frank, you're preaching to the converted here. 453 00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:48,218 l've not been out of the house in five years. 454 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:51,019 - Five years? - I can't. 455 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,295 l've got an overwhelming fear of... 456 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:56,212 Ooh, God! 457 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,176 l've got agoraph... Oh! 458 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:06,415 I'm sorry, I know l'm daft about shoes, but your feet stink to high heaven! 459 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:11,449 Oh, God, Sheila, sorry! l'll bugger off out of your way. Sorry! 460 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:15,579 You see, again, by the time you get to the bathroom, hot water gone! 461 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:19,414 I tried running a bath when I got back from France, hot water gone. 462 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,572 lt's always muggins having to boil kettles! 463 00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:26,378 - We've hot water. - Hey, congratu-fucking-lations! 464 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:29,497 No. ln case you wanted a bath. 465 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,530 Here? 466 00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:35,133 Where in France? 467 00:38:47,580 --> 00:38:50,014 Frank? Frank? 468 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:54,616 There are clothes out here. Stuck yours in the wash so I hope they fit. 469 00:38:57,740 --> 00:39:01,289 - Sorry, Sheila, I nodded off. - You must be exhausted. 470 00:39:01,380 --> 00:39:05,055 - Won't Eddie miss 'em? - Not unless he sheds four stone. 471 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:08,018 Found Christ, then barrelled. 472 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,493 - You're quite lean, aren't you? - I can go for three days without food. 473 00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,810 Suits you. 474 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:20,498 Anyway, they're yours if you want them. 475 00:39:25,340 --> 00:39:27,615 Oh, Jesus! 476 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:33,013 It's...erm... something I haven't seen for a long time. 477 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,776 Eddie's only just left, hasn't he? 478 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:45,492 l've never seen Eddie's. Always had to be pitch black for Eddie. 479 00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:48,538 l saw an outline once during a thunderstorm. 480 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,770 Like a pair of rolled-up socks. 481 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:56,294 So you must be over the moon with a chap like this. 482 00:39:57,820 --> 00:40:00,459 Hark at her! Desperate Daisy! 483 00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:05,330 Hey, if desperate's a crime, I'm a lifer, Sheila. 484 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:10,015 Give it a feel if you're tempted. 485 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,853 No! No, l'll embarrass myself. 486 00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:15,579 Nobody here complaining. 487 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:28,376 lt's OK, sweetheart, take your time. 488 00:40:35,820 --> 00:40:39,779 - Not looking after each other at all! - lt's a bit tight, that, Sheila. 489 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:43,569 Oh, fuck! No, hang on, Sheila, cos I can't see a thing here! 490 00:40:57,380 --> 00:41:01,009 If I'm embarrassing myself... I'm doing it right. 491 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,852 Oh...yeah. 492 00:41:07,580 --> 00:41:10,538 So tell... Oh, that is tight! 493 00:41:12,260 --> 00:41:13,773 No... Ow! 494 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:19,332 Paper said Sagittarius was in for a quiet week. 495 00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:27,251 So just tell us... No, no! Way too tight! 496 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:38,769 l...l changed me mind. Sheila... 497 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,416 Just a jump, that's all. 498 00:41:43,860 --> 00:41:46,420 I'm getting a panic attack here. 499 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:49,731 No! No...no. 500 00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:52,778 Honest to God, I'm struggling to breathe here. 501 00:41:52,860 --> 00:41:55,772 The more you beg... the more you're in for. 502 00:41:56,940 --> 00:42:01,218 - Relax, Frank. I said... relax! - (Whip cracking) 503 00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:03,696 Not that much. 504 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,256 What's... 505 00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:12,094 - lt's fucking vanished! - Give it time. 506 00:42:13,260 --> 00:42:15,012 We've plenty. 507 00:42:20,260 --> 00:42:22,012 - Yeah. - See? 508 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:26,576 - You'll smile for me. - Yeah, OK. 509 00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:28,412 Yeah...OK. 510 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,056 lt's been over a year. 511 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:39,935 If that's not a smile, I don't know what is. 512 00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:42,534 Yeah...yeah... 513 00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:49,216 And if he smiles...they all smile. 514 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,456 Sit yourself down. 515 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:15,531 - When did this get done? - Stuck the chops on at about seven. 516 00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:18,612 Snuck back about ten to peel the spuds. 517 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:21,134 What time is it? 518 00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,734 For fuck's sake, what did you slip us? 519 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:28,371 Just natural tiredness, Frank. lt's probably jet lag. 520 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:32,457 You went to sleep...just staring. 521 00:43:35,540 --> 00:43:39,499 Look at the good it's done you. You look like you've got blusher on! 522 00:43:49,380 --> 00:43:52,053 (Television theme tune playing) 523 00:43:57,540 --> 00:43:59,735 (Mobile phone ringing) 524 00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,609 (Mobile phone ringing) 525 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:09,578 - (Both) I haven't got one. - (Liam) I've got one. 526 00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:14,339 - Are you contract or pay-as-you-go? - (Phone ringing) 527 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:19,855 Hello? 528 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:42,095 I'm the only child my father's scared of because I'm the total opposite 529 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:44,535 because I wanted to be. 530 00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:51,335 You're... You're kind of... 531 00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:55,093 You're kind of me in a skirt. 532 00:44:55,180 --> 00:44:59,253 l don't honestly believe we could get this lucky twice. 533 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:04,259 Anyway...skirt or no skirt... 534 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,210 these are for you. 535 00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:38,410 (Fiona) 'Reactions to the loss were mixed. Debbie missed him like mad 536 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:43,051 'till she realised he was only a walk away and Sheila was lovely.' 537 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:46,928 Right... Go on, go on, now! Go on, now! Deb, get out the way! 538 00:45:47,020 --> 00:45:50,729 'Dad would need skivvies wherever he ended up. 539 00:45:50,820 --> 00:45:55,769 'He was in parasite heaven, returning only on Fridays eight to eight-thirty, 540 00:45:55,860 --> 00:46:00,695 'bringing new-found parenting skills back to the homestead. 541 00:46:02,340 --> 00:46:05,491 'Every time it looked like this family was falling apart, 542 00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:09,175 'next time you looked, we'd doubled the numbers. 543 00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:13,219 'Sheila's wasn't Sheila's any more, it was where Dad lived. 544 00:46:13,300 --> 00:46:19,455 'lt was his house - Dad and Sheila's. Part of the Gallagher colony. 545 00:46:19,540 --> 00:46:23,089 'We'd always be welcome so long as money wasn't an issue, 546 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:28,334 'which seemed fair enough...cos we got more floor space to ourselves.' 547 00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:47,337 Near the top, Deb. Bit of bird shit. 548 00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,656 There, on the right. 549 00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:54,295 More...up... More on the right. 550 00:46:54,940 --> 00:46:57,090 Hey, watch the ladder. 551 00:46:57,180 --> 00:46:59,740 lf you can't be good, start saving! 552 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,296 (Frank laughing) 553 00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:15,736 Me and Kev are getting married! 554 00:47:17,740 --> 00:47:21,050 We'll still be married, it just won't be legal! 555 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:24,018 - (Laughter) - He's a maniac! He came at me! 556 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:28,013 - He'll burn down the bleeding house! - How long's it take to get a divorce? 557 00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:09,778 'You may remember, we showed you these - 558 00:48:09,860 --> 00:48:13,409 'the Kuffs 'O Luv, £6.99 and a bargain. 559 00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:17,093 'The Kuffs were manufactured in Stoke-on-Trent, 560 00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:22,493 'but the faulty locking mechanism was illegally imported from North Korea 561 00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:26,016 'without this channel's knowledge or approval.' 562 00:48:26,066 --> 00:48:30,616 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46959

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