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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,585 --> 00:00:07,470 You missed another episode of Shameless, 2 00:00:07,553 --> 00:00:09,178 and now we got to take valuable time 3 00:00:09,261 --> 00:00:10,946 out of our show to tell you what the hell you missed 4 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:13,553 'cause you were too damn lazy to get up off your fat asses 5 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:14,945 and watch the damn TV. 6 00:00:14,970 --> 00:00:17,109 Why wouldn't you just tell me that you're married? 7 00:00:17,134 --> 00:00:18,843 We stayed together for the kid. 8 00:00:18,868 --> 00:00:20,375 Oh. 9 00:00:20,815 --> 00:00:23,732 Holy shit, you're a fucking asshole. 10 00:00:23,909 --> 00:00:26,812 I'd like you to meet our son, Santiago. 11 00:00:26,837 --> 00:00:29,337 He crossed the border with his father and sister. 12 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:31,528 They were looking for asylum, but they got separated. 13 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,969 [Veronica] We can't keep this kid. 14 00:00:32,994 --> 00:00:34,898 Yes, we can. He has an amazing arm. 15 00:00:35,585 --> 00:00:37,418 Kid brought the heat. 16 00:00:37,443 --> 00:00:39,276 [Ingrid] All I ever wanted was to be a mother. 17 00:00:39,488 --> 00:00:41,718 Frank, Would you fertilize my eggs? 18 00:00:41,743 --> 00:00:44,452 I would be honored to introduce my little Frankies 19 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:46,560 - to your little Ingrids. - [laughs] 20 00:00:46,709 --> 00:00:48,144 [Ingrid] You think our chances are good? 21 00:00:48,169 --> 00:00:49,586 [Dr. Kwan] I'm extremely optimistic. 22 00:00:49,611 --> 00:00:51,171 [Ingrid] Thank you, Dr. Kwan. 23 00:00:51,196 --> 00:00:52,697 Don't thank me. Thank Frank. 24 00:00:52,722 --> 00:00:54,430 - Mm. - [smooches] 25 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,764 [Debbie] I took care of the bills, by the way. 26 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,039 It cost 1,700 bucks. 27 00:00:57,064 --> 00:00:58,062 Damn. 28 00:00:58,087 --> 00:01:01,101 The squirrel fund is back. Everyone needs to step up. 29 00:01:01,126 --> 00:01:03,164 I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. 30 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:05,940 She just hasn't been paying them. 31 00:01:07,226 --> 00:01:08,750 [Kev] Hey, Gallaghers. 32 00:01:09,674 --> 00:01:11,092 [Carl] Shit. 33 00:01:11,117 --> 00:01:14,867 - She do this a lot? - Yeah, lately. 34 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,670 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 35 00:01:25,059 --> 00:01:28,975 ♪ Rock Music ♪ 36 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:32,180 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 37 00:01:32,205 --> 00:01:35,456 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 38 00:01:35,481 --> 00:01:38,481 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 39 00:01:38,506 --> 00:01:42,547 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 40 00:01:43,095 --> 00:01:46,595 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 41 00:01:46,679 --> 00:01:49,845 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 42 00:01:49,929 --> 00:01:51,929 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 43 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:56,595 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 44 00:01:56,679 --> 00:02:01,804 ♪♪♪ 45 00:02:03,512 --> 00:02:07,011 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 46 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:10,095 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 47 00:02:10,178 --> 00:02:13,178 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 48 00:02:13,261 --> 00:02:17,720 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 49 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,887 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 50 00:02:20,970 --> 00:02:24,470 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 51 00:02:24,553 --> 00:02:26,303 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 52 00:02:26,387 --> 00:02:30,303 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 53 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,102 [cell phone chiming] 54 00:02:33,127 --> 00:02:35,127 ♪♪♪ 55 00:02:35,152 --> 00:02:36,904 [sighs] 56 00:02:36,929 --> 00:02:38,470 ♪♪♪ 57 00:02:38,495 --> 00:02:39,871 [chuffs] 58 00:02:40,011 --> 00:02:41,553 ♪ bluesy rock music ♪ 59 00:02:41,637 --> 00:02:43,512 [sighs] 60 00:02:43,595 --> 00:02:47,604 ♪♪♪ 61 00:03:04,611 --> 00:03:05,945 Ah. 62 00:03:05,970 --> 00:03:11,053 ♪♪♪ 63 00:03:37,804 --> 00:03:42,929 ♪♪♪ 64 00:03:46,562 --> 00:03:49,470 - We need our money back. - What the fuck? What money? 65 00:03:49,495 --> 00:03:51,023 We've been giving you money for utilities 66 00:03:51,048 --> 00:03:52,340 that have not been getting paid. 67 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,282 We need that money back. 68 00:03:54,887 --> 00:03:56,428 [sighs] Fine. 69 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:00,332 Jesus! 70 00:04:00,357 --> 00:04:02,065 The bills are under my name now. 71 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:04,256 That water you're using? We're paying for that. 72 00:04:04,386 --> 00:04:06,010 - [scoffs] - So, until you repay us 73 00:04:06,035 --> 00:04:07,499 what we've been paying you for the last three months, 74 00:04:07,532 --> 00:04:09,532 plus your share of rent for the last three months, 75 00:04:09,557 --> 00:04:11,891 plus what it cost for me to get shit turned back on, 76 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:13,434 I don't really feel like sharing my water with you. 77 00:04:13,459 --> 00:04:14,584 Yeah, I'll tell you what... 78 00:04:14,974 --> 00:04:16,849 You take everything that I owe you 79 00:04:16,874 --> 00:04:18,366 from the last three months 80 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:21,265 and subtract it from everything that you owe me 81 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:23,416 for the last 18 years. 82 00:04:23,441 --> 00:04:26,687 And when I've used all of the water that I am entitled to 83 00:04:26,712 --> 00:04:29,296 some time in, I don't know, 2048, 84 00:04:29,321 --> 00:04:31,612 then we can talk about who's even. 85 00:04:31,637 --> 00:04:33,971 [water running] 86 00:04:33,996 --> 00:04:35,898 What are you wearing? 87 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:39,351 Oh, Tami's mom died of cancer, 88 00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:41,501 so her family does a five-K thing every year. 89 00:04:41,546 --> 00:04:43,213 You look sort of ridiculous. 90 00:04:43,238 --> 00:04:44,718 [pipes groan] 91 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:46,169 Everybody looks ridiculous in running shorts. 92 00:04:46,193 --> 00:04:48,442 [Fiona] Debbie! Turn my water on! 93 00:04:48,526 --> 00:04:49,877 [Lip] Hey, did you turn the water off on her? 94 00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:51,276 - Yep. - Deb, she carried us 95 00:04:51,301 --> 00:04:53,301 for years... You can give her a break. 96 00:04:53,442 --> 00:04:57,360 Turn the water back on! 97 00:04:57,827 --> 00:04:59,459 Once you pay us what you owe us. 98 00:04:59,484 --> 00:05:01,044 I'm gonna get it to you. I just lost track... 99 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,818 You owe Carl, Lip, and I $832... 100 00:05:02,901 --> 00:05:04,318 [both shouting at once] 101 00:05:04,401 --> 00:05:06,110 - [knocking at door] - Stop. Guys! 102 00:05:06,135 --> 00:05:08,459 - [both shouting at once] - [Lip] The door! Debbie! 103 00:05:08,484 --> 00:05:10,336 If you had the month I had, you would have lost track, too. 104 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,044 [mockingly] Ooh, my Irish boyfriend left me. 105 00:05:12,068 --> 00:05:13,851 Stop it! 106 00:05:13,876 --> 00:05:16,850 Go take a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut! 107 00:05:16,875 --> 00:05:18,060 - What? - Go take a rolling fuck 108 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:20,417 - on a flying doughnut! - Hello? 109 00:05:20,559 --> 00:05:22,392 I come in peace. 110 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:24,171 Oh, fuck, no. 111 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,085 - [drawer rattles] - I just want my tools back. 112 00:05:28,584 --> 00:05:29,958 What tools? 113 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:31,991 My carpenter tools. They're missing. 114 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,542 Well, why would I know about that? 115 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:35,726 Come on, Fiona. 116 00:05:35,751 --> 00:05:38,017 What, you think I just wandered on to your site 117 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:39,809 and picked them up out of your truck or something? 118 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:41,084 Maybe. 119 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:42,417 Or maybe I came into your house 120 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,649 in the middle of the night 121 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:45,132 and I watched you sleep for an hour 122 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,244 and then I just took them on my way out. 123 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:51,125 [scoffs softly] Do you have them or not? 124 00:05:51,209 --> 00:05:54,292 No. [laughs] You egotistical fuck! 125 00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:56,608 I haven't thought about you in weeks! 126 00:05:56,633 --> 00:05:58,258 [Debbie] We thought about you, though. 127 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,501 ♪ Rock music ♪ 128 00:06:03,584 --> 00:06:05,792 - Guess I'll be going, then. - Yeah. 129 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,667 Damn straight you'll be going, 'cause next time, 130 00:06:08,750 --> 00:06:11,209 I won't stop them from beating the shit out of you! 131 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:12,768 If my tools happen to turn up, let me know. 132 00:06:12,792 --> 00:06:14,376 That's how I make my living. 133 00:06:14,459 --> 00:06:17,292 Oh, if they "happen to"... Fuck you! 134 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:20,042 [car door closes, engine turning over] 135 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:22,693 [motor rumbling, tires squeal] 136 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:24,167 ♪♪♪ 137 00:06:24,308 --> 00:06:26,559 [sighs] Thanks. 138 00:06:26,584 --> 00:06:28,667 Breakfast is on me at Patsy's after I shower. 139 00:06:28,750 --> 00:06:29,875 Nope. 140 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:31,444 No money, no shower. 141 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:34,226 Oh, Christ. 142 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:36,084 [Liam] Where are you going? 143 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:37,905 To shower at Veronica's. 144 00:06:38,376 --> 00:06:42,042 ♪♪♪ 145 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:45,042 [rocks clattering] 146 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:47,750 ♪♪♪ 147 00:06:48,062 --> 00:06:49,225 What are you doing here? 148 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,084 I've been waiting in the tent all night. 149 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:52,768 But you should have been working on your hardship essay 150 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:54,560 - for West Point. - I've had to jerk off twice. 151 00:06:54,584 --> 00:06:56,125 I can't write about that to West Point. 152 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,517 My dad found out that I've been skipping 153 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,042 softball camp to hang out with you. 154 00:06:59,067 --> 00:07:00,419 He'll kill you if he finds you here. 155 00:07:00,501 --> 00:07:03,667 He only has one working limb. That doesn't scare me. 156 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:07,225 ♪ Intense music ♪ 157 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:09,917 It only takes one limb to pull a trigger, son. 158 00:07:10,491 --> 00:07:11,933 Get inside. 159 00:07:11,958 --> 00:07:13,917 ♪ Ever try to stop a moving train... ♪ 160 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,976 Okay, pee now, 'cause you're not gonna get another chance 161 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,538 for, uh, about five kilometers. 162 00:07:19,058 --> 00:07:20,975 Hey, Brad, let's try to finish 163 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,750 ahead of Grandpa this year, huh? [scoffs] 164 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,352 Your family makes me want to drink again. 165 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:26,171 [mockingly] Boo-hoo-hoo. 166 00:07:26,644 --> 00:07:28,228 He's just busting your balls. 167 00:07:28,376 --> 00:07:30,233 Change your shirt already. 168 00:07:30,921 --> 00:07:32,708 We can just jog this thing, right? 169 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:33,958 Yeah. 170 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:36,209 Fucking extra large? 171 00:07:36,234 --> 00:07:39,851 Do I look like an extra large, Gigi, you vindictive bitch? 172 00:07:40,292 --> 00:07:43,084 She seem a bit more on edge than usual? 173 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:44,518 This five-K brings up a lot of memories 174 00:07:44,542 --> 00:07:46,459 of our mom's death. 175 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:48,340 Tough day for all of us. 176 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:53,291 So what's the deal with you and my sister? 177 00:07:53,492 --> 00:07:54,991 [Lip] "Deal"? 178 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,682 Like, are you fucking other people? 179 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,584 I don't think we have a deal. 180 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:02,359 Hey, back off, Cory. He doesn't want the syph. 181 00:08:02,384 --> 00:08:03,925 All clean, Tami. 182 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,875 Penicillin. It's a miracle drug. 183 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:07,340 Mm. 184 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,542 - [man] Oh! - [Lip] Wow. 185 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:11,207 - [Tami] Jesus Christ, Cory! - [man] Whoa. 186 00:08:11,232 --> 00:08:12,916 Who doesn't wear a fucking bra when they run? 187 00:08:12,941 --> 00:08:14,816 [Cami] What is your problem? 188 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,667 Hey, can you get this into the register? 189 00:08:16,692 --> 00:08:17,900 Well, is it counted? 190 00:08:18,042 --> 00:08:19,125 Sure. 191 00:08:19,426 --> 00:08:21,017 You smell like a barroom floor. 192 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,451 It's mouthwash. I just gargled. 193 00:08:22,476 --> 00:08:24,059 Manager's got to count it. 194 00:08:24,084 --> 00:08:25,352 I'm not gonna be on the hook if it's short. 195 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:27,190 You're the assistant manager. You count it. 196 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,725 - Fiona, I... - Get off my ass! 197 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:31,750 ♪ Rock music ♪ 198 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:34,417 Sorry, sorry. It's been a... 199 00:08:34,442 --> 00:08:36,434 [scoffs] It's been a morning. 200 00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,933 Just count it, get in the register. 201 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:40,167 I got to get this cast off. 202 00:08:40,192 --> 00:08:41,449 Okay. 203 00:08:42,143 --> 00:08:43,476 Thanks. 204 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:45,958 ♪♪♪ 205 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:48,000 She okay? 206 00:08:48,025 --> 00:08:50,150 She's going through some stuff. 207 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:53,125 [man howling] 208 00:08:53,209 --> 00:08:54,917 [family howling] 209 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,334 [man howling] Boone! 210 00:08:57,417 --> 00:09:00,250 [family howling] Boone! 211 00:09:00,334 --> 00:09:01,626 [indistinct chatter] 212 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,334 [howling] Boone! 213 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:06,917 [family howls and applauds] 214 00:09:06,942 --> 00:09:08,767 Oh, you're so fucked. 215 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:10,750 - [Boone] Hey, man. - Who the fuck's this guy? 216 00:09:10,775 --> 00:09:12,826 - [Brad] That's Boone. - Boone, I think. 217 00:09:12,851 --> 00:09:15,017 Thanks, fucknuts. Who's Boone? 218 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:17,376 Well, right now he's the guy kissing your chick. 219 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:20,725 ♪♪♪ 220 00:09:20,808 --> 00:09:24,392 Must be an amazing experience, giving birth... 221 00:09:24,417 --> 00:09:27,143 feeling life violently ripping its way out of you. 222 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:29,050 Doesn't that sound exciting? 223 00:09:29,352 --> 00:09:32,057 Well, I've never thought of it so graphically, 224 00:09:32,082 --> 00:09:34,277 but, yeah. 225 00:09:34,692 --> 00:09:37,235 Did you see all your other children being born? 226 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:38,792 Uh... 227 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:40,517 uh, not a one. 228 00:09:40,542 --> 00:09:42,292 I came close on a few, but, you know, 229 00:09:42,376 --> 00:09:43,958 scheduling conflicts. 230 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:46,459 [knock at door, door opens] 231 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,584 - How do you feel, Ingrid? - [Frank] Hey. 232 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,209 - Oh, super pregnant, Dr. Kwan. - [chuckles] 233 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:53,084 I put together a vision board... 234 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:55,725 All these images of healthy babies 235 00:09:55,750 --> 00:09:59,125 with loving parents and puppies and joy. 236 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,358 And then I stared at it all night. 237 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:05,559 I am telling you, I feel all that in my uterus. 238 00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:07,459 - [Frank chuckles] - I'm pregnant. 239 00:10:07,484 --> 00:10:09,526 Let's see what we've got. 240 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,320 Oh. 241 00:10:13,766 --> 00:10:16,100 - Congratulations, guys. - [Frank] Oh, boy. 242 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:17,435 - You're gonna be parents. - [both laughing] 243 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:19,376 - I knew it! I knew it! - You knew it! 244 00:10:19,459 --> 00:10:21,334 - [Ingrid] Oh, oh! - You knew, didn't you? 245 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:22,684 - You knew. - Oh, I did, and I couldn't 246 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,030 have done it without you, Frankie. 247 00:10:24,055 --> 00:10:25,893 Well, with my superior genetics, why would you try? 248 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,626 [both laugh] 249 00:10:27,651 --> 00:10:29,569 - Uh, hold on a second. - [Ingrid] Why? What? 250 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,367 - What's going on? - Oops. 251 00:10:31,392 --> 00:10:33,392 "Oops"? What-what's "oops"? 252 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:36,334 Well, it looks like six of them have hunkered down in there. 253 00:10:36,359 --> 00:10:38,679 - Six of what... babies? - Oh, my. 254 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,077 Uh, embryos. 255 00:10:40,102 --> 00:10:42,392 I don't usually place all the fertilized embryos 256 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,334 in at once, but at your advanced age, 257 00:10:44,359 --> 00:10:46,609 most women's uterus’s aren't as... 258 00:10:46,634 --> 00:10:48,351 accommodating. 259 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,924 [sighs] We're gonna have to terminate a few of them. 260 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,667 - Five? - What? 261 00:10:52,692 --> 00:10:53,942 It's a safety issue. 262 00:10:54,142 --> 00:10:55,933 Carrying six embryos to term 263 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:57,833 poses a major health risk to the mother. 264 00:10:57,976 --> 00:11:00,184 W-what kind of health risk? 265 00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:03,042 Uh, months of bed rest, possible death. 266 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,584 You know what? 267 00:11:04,609 --> 00:11:06,892 Let's just... Let's just keep one. 268 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,043 Uh, it's the safest route, I think. 269 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,559 Right, Doc? 270 00:11:10,591 --> 00:11:13,091 What, and... and kill five of my babies? 271 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:15,125 Now, embryos. 272 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:18,683 Ingy, we want as m-many little Frankies and Ingys 273 00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:21,249 running around as possible... That's obvious. 274 00:11:21,274 --> 00:11:23,607 But do you really think we can afford more than one? 275 00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:26,434 Not on my income, but you'll get a job. 276 00:11:26,459 --> 00:11:27,833 [laughs] 277 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,814 We'll keep five. 278 00:11:30,839 --> 00:11:33,187 You can safely keep three. 279 00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:38,796 Okay, then... four. 280 00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:40,601 I will lose my medical license 281 00:11:40,626 --> 00:11:42,708 if I let you keep any more than three. 282 00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:50,239 We'll do three. 283 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:52,125 [Dr. Kwan] Great. 284 00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:53,684 We'll schedule the reduction at the front desk 285 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:54,958 on your way out. 286 00:11:54,983 --> 00:11:56,525 - Wow. - Three. 287 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,050 - [laughs] - [door opens] 288 00:11:58,075 --> 00:11:59,683 - Wow. - Three babies! 289 00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,626 - [laughing awkwardly] Wow. - [door closes] 290 00:12:03,058 --> 00:12:05,559 [Jolene] Are you saying our biggest client is asking us 291 00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:07,250 to sell something that is undrinkable? 292 00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:09,649 [Ryan] Yeah, we're in advertising. That's what we do. 293 00:12:09,674 --> 00:12:10,850 Dax? 294 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,850 [Dax] Globally, three groups testing semi-positively 295 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:14,818 in taste tests... 296 00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:16,639 Uh, Siberians, the Dalit caste of India, 297 00:12:16,664 --> 00:12:18,434 and the American hobo. 298 00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:20,209 [device clicks] 299 00:12:20,234 --> 00:12:21,650 [sighs] 300 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,133 You mean... literal homeless people. 301 00:12:24,158 --> 00:12:26,451 Well, general indigents. 302 00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:29,209 [Dax grunts] these were all taken on the South Side. 303 00:12:29,234 --> 00:12:31,892 Homeless people, hookers, transients. 304 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,518 [Jolene] Bachman's not going to turn a profit 305 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,417 - selling to those people. - No, no, no. 306 00:12:35,442 --> 00:12:37,941 But-but if we use them as influencers, 307 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,517 we can crack the Millennial market wide open. 308 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,833 They identify as poor 309 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:45,018 or as victims of a society that doesn't care about them. 310 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:46,748 [Ryan] Thing is, they're not poor. 311 00:12:46,773 --> 00:12:49,293 They just don't have the money they think they're entitled to, 312 00:12:49,376 --> 00:12:50,875 and we think we can capitalize 313 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,942 on their complete lack of perspective. 314 00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:55,342 They're self-proclaimed hobos. 315 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:57,881 We're simply offering them the chance to prove it. 316 00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:02,542 [chuckles] "Hobo Loco"? 317 00:13:02,626 --> 00:13:05,167 [Dax] Bachman Alcohol re-branded 318 00:13:05,192 --> 00:13:07,568 as the nectar of the bona fide hobo. 319 00:13:10,376 --> 00:13:12,000 I don't hate it. 320 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:13,501 [Ryan] We need to build our campaign 321 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,916 around the search of a spokesperson. 322 00:13:14,941 --> 00:13:17,221 No advertisements, no media bias, 323 00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:19,455 just Millennial word of mouth. 324 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,938 Authenticity is key. 325 00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:23,351 The "hoboiest" of all hobos... 326 00:13:23,376 --> 00:13:25,584 the Hobo Loco Man. 327 00:13:25,609 --> 00:13:27,859 ♪ Rock music ♪ 328 00:13:27,884 --> 00:13:29,759 "Hobo Loco Man." 329 00:13:30,408 --> 00:13:33,725 ♪♪♪ 330 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,584 [whistles] 331 00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:38,642 Hey, where'd you get this kid? Can I have him? 332 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,750 Back off. He's our kid. 333 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:42,708 Hey, George. What we got? 334 00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,608 Uh, the usual. Plus... 335 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,235 Bachman's sending over complimentary cases 336 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,717 of this stuff for bars to test. 337 00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:50,667 "Hobo Loco"? 338 00:13:50,692 --> 00:13:52,642 It's deadly. Sampled some in the truck. 339 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:54,060 Had to take a water shit in the alley, 340 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,459 it tore through me so fast. 341 00:13:55,484 --> 00:13:56,626 They're running a contest to see 342 00:13:56,651 --> 00:13:58,044 if anybody can create cocktails with it 343 00:13:58,069 --> 00:13:59,445 - to mask the taste. - [Kev] Oh. 344 00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:00,976 Winning bar gets social-media exposure 345 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,376 during the Hobo Loco Man contest. 346 00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,667 Flyers for it are in the box. 347 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,417 - See yous. - See you. 348 00:14:07,501 --> 00:14:09,542 ♪♪♪ 349 00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:12,125 We're going to Indiana, Kevin. It's the right thing to do. 350 00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:13,934 Why are you trying to take my kid away from me? 351 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:17,584 Reuniting Santiago with his real family was your idea. 352 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:20,875 Well, I hadn't seen his knuckle-ball when I said that. 353 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,292 They were gonna go live with his uncle in Indiana 354 00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:25,917 before they were detained by the government and split up. 355 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,501 We go to Gary, find the uncle. 356 00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,209 How are we gonna find 357 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:31,376 some random Guatemalan guy in Gary, Indiana? 358 00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:33,292 I did a web search... 359 00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:35,417 "where to find illegal immigrants, Gary, Indiana." 360 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,626 Got a whole list of places. 361 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:38,917 We don't even know what he looks like! 362 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:43,708 ♪♪♪ 363 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,792 On the back. 364 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,549 "Papa 'Y' Tío Jose." 365 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,958 Where'd you get this? 366 00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,076 I may have gone through Santiago's stuff 367 00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:01,059 - while he was sleeping. - Aw, V. 368 00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:03,660 Moms are supposed to go through their son's stuff... 369 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,601 Get rid of their porn and weed. 370 00:15:05,626 --> 00:15:07,971 Hear that? You're already doing mom shit. 371 00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:09,875 You want to keep him, right? 372 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,125 Kev. 373 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:14,275 ♪♪♪ 374 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:16,175 All right, fine. We'll go to Gary. 375 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,074 ♪♪♪ 376 00:15:18,392 --> 00:15:20,908 Oh! Lord, Jesus! 377 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,250 [indistinct chatter] 378 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,108 Didn't think you were gonna make it, son. 379 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,716 I didn't either, sir. 380 00:15:26,741 --> 00:15:28,267 Caught a break with an Air Force transport 381 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:29,854 out of Okinawa, 382 00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:31,850 then hopped a commercial from Seattle. 383 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,000 - [Brad] Good God. - [exhales sharply] 384 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,933 - Wow. - [woman] Mmm, mmm. 385 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,611 [scoffs] 386 00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:40,351 Hey, Lip, you know Boone's a war hero, right? 387 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:41,667 Pulled three towelheads 388 00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:43,401 out of a burning building in Mosul. 389 00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:44,736 Just one. 390 00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:46,927 Oh, you couldn't grab the other two? 391 00:15:47,334 --> 00:15:48,917 Buried bullets in the other two. 392 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,875 They were ISIS, so he shot 'em. 393 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,725 Got a medal for haji-murdering. 394 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,584 Want to choke on his dick right here, Cory? 395 00:15:54,609 --> 00:15:56,854 You can't have everybody, you selfish bitch. 396 00:15:57,376 --> 00:15:59,042 [dishes clattering] 397 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,667 Who are you? 398 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,292 Lip. And you are... 399 00:16:02,317 --> 00:16:04,225 - Boone! - Boone, right. 400 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:06,626 [Cory] Boone's Tami's boyfriend. 401 00:16:06,651 --> 00:16:07,735 [Tami] Was. 402 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,010 A long time ago. 403 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,327 Ah, it wasn't that long ago. 404 00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:13,908 Whatever. You know you two are gonna get married. 405 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,065 [Bob] Okay, troops! 406 00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,392 Let's pay our tab and run for cancer. 407 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:19,979 [Brad clears throat] 408 00:16:20,584 --> 00:16:23,417 Hey, man. You know about this guy? 409 00:16:23,501 --> 00:16:24,750 If I say yes, am I in trouble? 410 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:26,501 - Yes. - Then, no. 411 00:16:26,584 --> 00:16:29,417 ♪ Rock music ♪ 412 00:16:29,442 --> 00:16:31,975 The bar that creates the best new cocktail 413 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,434 gets to be mentioned in the Hobo Loco Man competition. 414 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:35,626 "Hobo Loco Man"? 415 00:16:35,651 --> 00:16:37,444 I didn't make the name up, Kermit. 416 00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:39,392 It's some advertising bullshit. I don't know. 417 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,268 - But it sounds cool. - [Veronica] All right, thanks. 418 00:16:41,351 --> 00:16:43,309 Hazel is on her way, 419 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,584 and Debbie said she'll watch Santiago, so... 420 00:16:45,674 --> 00:16:47,174 Why don't you bring him with? 421 00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:48,782 Tell him you're looking for his uncle? 422 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,135 We don't want to get his hopes up. 423 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,452 Hey, Santiago? 424 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,144 Buddy, you don't have to do that. 425 00:16:54,476 --> 00:16:56,351 - [squeegee squeaks] - [Kev] No. No, no, no... 426 00:16:56,376 --> 00:16:58,455 No n-necesito... 427 00:16:59,099 --> 00:17:01,057 Shit, I really got to learn some Spanish. 428 00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:02,582 All right. 429 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,393 So here what we got is the Hoborita. 430 00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:07,683 It's a teaspoon of Hobo Loco, shit-ton of lime juice, 431 00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:09,268 and some margarita mix. 432 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,517 This is the Napalm Gut Rinse. 433 00:17:11,549 --> 00:17:12,965 Half a shot of Hobo Loco 434 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,615 and a cup and a half of cranberry juice. 435 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,463 And here, what I just made... 436 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,850 a full shot of Hobo Loco 437 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:23,084 and four ounces... of Baileys. 438 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,292 What do you call that? 439 00:17:24,317 --> 00:17:25,442 Death. 440 00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:26,800 Bottoms up. 441 00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:28,846 - [Tommy] Cheers. - Cheers. 442 00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:32,266 - Motherfucker! - [groans] 443 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:33,933 - I can feel it in my eyeballs. - [door opens] 444 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,352 - [Ingrid] Okay. - [Frank] Hey, a round 445 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,750 of your best stuff for everybody, Kev-o! 446 00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,559 Ingrid and I are pregnant. 447 00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:41,501 - Oh! - No way! 448 00:17:41,526 --> 00:17:43,359 [Frank] Yeah. 449 00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:45,193 - Here, try that. - It's true. Thank you so much. 450 00:17:45,218 --> 00:17:46,541 And not only that... 451 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,542 - [Tommy laughs] - We are gonna... [coughs] 452 00:17:50,574 --> 00:17:53,059 We are having a, uh... That's really good. 453 00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:54,851 Can I get... [coughs] another one of those? 454 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,250 We are having a baby shower, and you're all invited. 455 00:17:57,393 --> 00:17:58,892 - When? - Now! 456 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,618 Here. No gifts. We'll take money. 457 00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:04,917 And our three unborn children thank you in advance. 458 00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:05,942 Triplets? 459 00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,134 Sextuplets. 460 00:18:07,159 --> 00:18:08,617 Holy shit, is that, like, seven? 461 00:18:08,642 --> 00:18:10,310 - [Ingrid] Six. - No, no, no, no, no. 462 00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,351 No, you told Dr. Kwan three. 463 00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:14,125 I know what I said, but I know what I want. 464 00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,351 But what I'm saying is that, uh, a verbal contract... 465 00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:17,125 It is my body, my choice, Frank! 466 00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:18,767 - In the state of Ill... - I am not gonna kill 467 00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:19,917 - my babies. - Okay. Okay. 468 00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:21,352 - We're gonna have all six! - Okay. 469 00:18:21,377 --> 00:18:23,126 Six. Six! 470 00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,209 Okay. It's okay. Everything's okay. 471 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,167 - Yeah? [laughs] - Okay. 472 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,376 - It's all good. Yeah. - Six! 473 00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:31,236 That's great, isn't it? 474 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:33,958 - Ooh. [laughs] - [clears throat] 475 00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:35,358 I can feel them now. 476 00:18:35,508 --> 00:18:37,591 - You okay? - Yeah. 477 00:18:39,236 --> 00:18:40,459 Yo. 478 00:18:40,484 --> 00:18:42,817 Those are some pretty short shorts you got there. 479 00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:44,218 Yeah, if the wind blows just right, 480 00:18:44,243 --> 00:18:46,166 - you can see up the lining. - Hot. 481 00:18:47,111 --> 00:18:50,225 [inhales sharply] So you're getting married. 482 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:51,861 I haven't decided yet. 483 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,557 Our moms were best friends. 484 00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:00,167 We were dating when my mom got sick, 485 00:19:00,192 --> 00:19:02,434 and she made him promise to take care of me 486 00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:04,209 on her deathbed. 487 00:19:04,234 --> 00:19:06,725 She was pretty loopy with all the pain meds at the end, 488 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:10,275 but... now Boone thinks that means we have to get married. 489 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,101 He's a traditional guy, you know, 490 00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,900 like, "a promise is a promise" and all that. 491 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,391 [Boone] All right! Let's run this thing, huh? 492 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,994 [Lip] You gonna run in those? 493 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,229 Yeah, why not? 494 00:19:21,254 --> 00:19:23,060 That's what we ran in for Rangers training. 495 00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:24,833 [Cory] He'll still win the thing. 496 00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:26,892 Boone's won this five-K every time he's run it. 497 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,209 I don't know. 498 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,817 My man Lip's been running a lot. 499 00:19:29,842 --> 00:19:31,134 [Cory] Oh, you guys should race. 500 00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:33,017 - Winner gets to fuck me. - [Tami scoffs] 501 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,000 Loser should have to fuck her. [laughs] 502 00:19:35,025 --> 00:19:37,191 Well, then loser buys us beers at the Alibi. 503 00:19:37,334 --> 00:19:38,893 - They're alcoholics, Cory. - Christ, Cory. 504 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,626 Cokes, then. Unclench your vaginas. 505 00:19:40,651 --> 00:19:42,485 Come on. It'll be fun. 506 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,093 [Boone] All right. 507 00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:46,658 I'll go slow. I'll even wear my duffel. 508 00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:49,434 Sure. 509 00:19:49,459 --> 00:19:50,792 [Bob] All right. 510 00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:53,900 Boone, you're with me in the van. 511 00:19:53,925 --> 00:19:56,133 - [Boone whoops] - Whoo-hoo! Watch your step. 512 00:19:56,158 --> 00:19:57,643 Hey, this isn't a piss-on-your-tree 513 00:19:57,668 --> 00:19:58,709 type of thing, right? 514 00:19:58,734 --> 00:19:59,901 'Cause I'm nobody's tree. 515 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,334 I can beat him. 516 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:02,627 Uh-huh. 517 00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:04,674 [chuckling] Sure. 518 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,833 Ahh. 519 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,792 [whispering] It's vodka. 520 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:20,084 [woman over PA] Next stop with transfer available 521 00:20:20,109 --> 00:20:22,526 for the brown, purple, and blue lines. 522 00:20:22,726 --> 00:20:24,892 Next stop with transfer available 523 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:27,459 for the brown, purple, and blue lines. 524 00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:31,398 [grunts] 525 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,376 [sighs] 526 00:20:39,642 --> 00:20:41,434 Hey, excuse me, sir? 527 00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,812 Would you mind giving up your seat for this lady? 528 00:20:44,167 --> 00:20:46,038 No habla English. 529 00:20:46,435 --> 00:20:48,476 Dude. Dude. 530 00:20:48,501 --> 00:20:50,501 You "hablos" inglés just fine. 531 00:20:50,526 --> 00:20:53,671 She's pregnant and disabled, so get your fucking ass up. 532 00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:54,917 - Lo siento. - [Fiona] Okay, 533 00:20:54,942 --> 00:20:56,526 lo siento get the fuck up. 534 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,510 [passengers murmuring] 535 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,376 There. Have a seat. 536 00:21:01,401 --> 00:21:04,265 [chuckles awkwardly] Thanks, but I'm all right. 537 00:21:05,584 --> 00:21:07,429 [scoffs] Are you fucking kidding me? 538 00:21:09,124 --> 00:21:10,874 Okay, fine. 539 00:21:14,044 --> 00:21:15,577 Fuck you. 540 00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:18,186 You could've gotten up, too. 541 00:21:22,184 --> 00:21:25,601 This is depressing. Can I please play video games? 542 00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:29,084 No unnecessary electricity usage between ten and four. 543 00:21:29,109 --> 00:21:30,892 That's not even peak hours. 544 00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:33,367 - [door opens, knocking] - Hey, Debs. 545 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,975 - Thank you for watching him. - No problem. 546 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,143 That'll just be an eight-dollar flat fee 547 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:38,584 - for facilities usage. - What? 548 00:21:38,609 --> 00:21:40,234 - Since when? - I take cash 549 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,509 or a personal check with a ten percent processing fee. 550 00:21:42,766 --> 00:21:44,267 Well, how about that 551 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:45,875 minus a two-dollar immigrant labor fee, 552 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,568 since he's gonna clean your house 553 00:21:47,593 --> 00:21:49,135 whether you want him to or not? 554 00:21:49,334 --> 00:21:50,984 Deal. 555 00:21:51,816 --> 00:21:53,742 Hey, listen, Santiago. 556 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,890 I know you can't understand anything I'm saying to you, 557 00:21:58,915 --> 00:22:00,956 so I feel comfortable saying this. 558 00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:03,601 We're gonna go look for your real family. 559 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,167 Not that we're not your real family, 560 00:22:05,192 --> 00:22:07,336 but we're gonna look for your real real... 561 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,250 I can't. I-it's too hard. 562 00:22:09,275 --> 00:22:10,543 - It's too much. - Come on, come on. 563 00:22:10,626 --> 00:22:12,209 See you. 564 00:22:12,234 --> 00:22:14,392 [door opens, closes] 565 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,334 [sighs] 566 00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:18,265 Liam. 567 00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:21,397 Your share of the bills this month... $70. 568 00:22:21,892 --> 00:22:23,601 I don't have $70. 569 00:22:23,626 --> 00:22:25,376 Then make $70. 570 00:22:25,401 --> 00:22:27,267 - I'm nine. - Carl and I ran 571 00:22:27,292 --> 00:22:28,875 a day-care center when he was nine. 572 00:22:29,032 --> 00:22:30,296 Figure it out. 573 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,250 _ 574 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:34,648 _ 575 00:22:34,672 --> 00:22:35,843 _ 576 00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:37,867 _ 577 00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:39,773 _ 578 00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:41,500 _ 579 00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:43,524 _ 580 00:22:43,548 --> 00:22:45,548 _ 581 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,572 _ 582 00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:51,000 ♪ driving music ♪ 583 00:22:51,025 --> 00:22:52,250 ♪♪♪ 584 00:22:52,274 --> 00:22:53,601 _ 585 00:22:55,242 --> 00:22:57,242 _ 586 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:03,468 Carl. 587 00:23:03,493 --> 00:23:06,070 Your share of the bill this month is $70. 588 00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:07,892 I thought I already gave you all my money 589 00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:09,667 to turn the water and electricity back on. 590 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,502 I thought you were making money charging those scooters. 591 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,683 Yeah, that's until the hipsters on the corner 592 00:23:13,708 --> 00:23:15,659 unplugged my extension cord, which is weird, 593 00:23:15,684 --> 00:23:17,142 'cause I thought that was 594 00:23:17,167 --> 00:23:18,875 the number-one transportation for hipsters. 595 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,642 Maybe you should get a real job 596 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,185 and stop hanging out with your girlfriend so much. 597 00:23:22,209 --> 00:23:24,049 Even if I wanted to, I can't see Kelly anymore. 598 00:23:24,084 --> 00:23:25,417 What happened? 599 00:23:25,442 --> 00:23:27,225 Apparently I'm bad for her, her dad says. 600 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,042 Ever since we started going out, 601 00:23:29,067 --> 00:23:30,225 her 20-mile run time has gone up, 602 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:32,187 upper-body strength has gone to shit. 603 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,545 You know, I don't want to screw up her shot at Annapolis. 604 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,309 That's weirdly unselfish of you. 605 00:23:36,334 --> 00:23:38,042 Yeah, plus, her dad said every gun he owns 606 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,984 has a bullet with my name on it. 607 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,584 - [door clatters open] - [scoffs] 608 00:23:41,609 --> 00:23:42,434 - [Kelly pants] - Hey, Kelly. 609 00:23:42,459 --> 00:23:43,898 Hey! 610 00:23:45,084 --> 00:23:46,833 What are you doing here? 611 00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,649 Just ran my 20 miles. 612 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:50,281 Well, jogged 'em, really. 613 00:23:50,306 --> 00:23:52,767 Who the fuck wants to run in this heat? Ah! 614 00:23:52,792 --> 00:23:55,084 I don't think we're supposed to see each other. 615 00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:57,443 "Supposed to" isn't a thing I'm doing anymore. 616 00:23:57,724 --> 00:24:00,390 Oh, Fritos. 617 00:24:03,059 --> 00:24:05,392 All I've ever wanted is to have kids. 618 00:24:05,417 --> 00:24:08,267 What if none of these six embryos make it to term? 619 00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:10,542 - Mm-hmm. - Or what if only three 620 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:13,351 of the eggs are good and those are the three I got rid of? 621 00:24:13,376 --> 00:24:15,842 - Uh-huh. - Oh, and if I miscarry, 622 00:24:15,867 --> 00:24:16,850 uh, that's it. 623 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,334 That's my chance to have children. 624 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,650 And I'll have no more frozen eggs to try again. 625 00:24:20,675 --> 00:24:23,725 But what if you carry all six to term 626 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,289 - and we end up with six kids? - [line trilling] 627 00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:29,047 Wouldn't that be great? 628 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,520 Dr. Kwan. Hi, it's Ingrid. 629 00:24:32,545 --> 00:24:35,129 Yeah, I-I-I want to cancel my reduction. 630 00:24:35,154 --> 00:24:38,225 - We're keeping all six. - [Dr. Kwan] The hell you are! 631 00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,584 I am not losing my medical license 632 00:24:39,609 --> 00:24:41,318 - over six white babies... - Jesus. 633 00:24:41,343 --> 00:24:42,903 - And their psycho mother. - [groans] 634 00:24:42,928 --> 00:24:44,767 I think we're gonna need someplace to hide. 635 00:24:44,792 --> 00:24:46,501 [Dr. Kwan] I will find you and vacuum... 636 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:49,151 And he was like, No "hablos" inglés. 637 00:24:49,176 --> 00:24:52,267 Sorry, you don't have to "hablos" inglés 638 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:55,042 t-to see that a pregnant woman on crutches 639 00:24:55,067 --> 00:24:56,900 - needs a seat. - [Eliza] Yeah. 640 00:24:56,925 --> 00:24:58,005 - You would think. - [sighs] 641 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,975 Eliza, call the police. 642 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,584 I'm on a completion deadline, 643 00:25:01,609 --> 00:25:02,984 so I don't have time to fuck around, Fiona. 644 00:25:03,009 --> 00:25:05,009 Just tell me how much you want for the tools. 645 00:25:05,235 --> 00:25:07,818 - I don't have them. - Five hundred. 646 00:25:08,010 --> 00:25:09,843 - A thousand. - Fuck off. 647 00:25:10,084 --> 00:25:12,018 I'll give you $1,500 if you give them to me right now. 648 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:13,502 I know you could use the money. 649 00:25:13,527 --> 00:25:15,765 [chuckling] 650 00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:23,209 - I don't need... - [Eliza] Fiona, come on! 651 00:25:23,292 --> 00:25:24,768 - [Fiona] ... your money! - [Eliza] Little help, please? 652 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:26,226 Get out of here, Ford. Get her some water. 653 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:27,450 I don't need anything from you! 654 00:25:27,475 --> 00:25:29,225 - [Eliza] Hey. - I want my tools, Fiona. 655 00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,833 - Yeah? - I want them. 656 00:25:30,917 --> 00:25:32,226 [Eliza] Hey, you just got your cast off. 657 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:33,768 - How about some free coffee... - Fuck! 658 00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:35,125 For any customers who felt that 659 00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:36,293 their safety was compromised? 660 00:25:36,318 --> 00:25:38,359 So sorry about that, everyone. 661 00:25:38,384 --> 00:25:40,461 - So sorry. - I can't fucking believe... 662 00:25:40,486 --> 00:25:41,819 Oh, excuse me. 663 00:25:41,844 --> 00:25:43,850 No. Did you just fucking touch my ass? 664 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,584 - Whoa, whoa! - [Eliza] Hey, Fiona! 665 00:25:45,609 --> 00:25:47,252 - [Eliza] Come on! Fiona! - [Fiona] I fucking felt you! 666 00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:48,378 - I felt you do it! - Allan, please! Fuck! 667 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,084 - Let's go! - [Allan] Fiona, come on. 668 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,435 - Let's go. - [man] What is wrong with you? 669 00:25:51,459 --> 00:25:53,417 Get off of me! Stop! You cannot touch people! 670 00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:55,334 Li-Lilli? How about if we get this guy 671 00:25:55,417 --> 00:25:57,459 a couple of free burgers if he promises not to sue? 672 00:25:57,484 --> 00:25:58,900 I'm so sorry. 673 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:00,626 So sorry, you guys. 674 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,459 It's all good. Enjoy your meals. 675 00:26:02,484 --> 00:26:03,585 - [Fiona sighs] - [Eliza] It's all good. 676 00:26:03,726 --> 00:26:05,017 Sit down. 677 00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:07,547 [Fiona sighing] 678 00:26:07,572 --> 00:26:10,198 - [Eliza] Sit down! - [indistinct chatter] 679 00:26:10,722 --> 00:26:12,914 Drink this and calm the fuck down. 680 00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,376 [sighs] 681 00:26:18,518 --> 00:26:20,184 Do you know what I did when I found Roger 682 00:26:20,209 --> 00:26:21,601 in bed with my sister? 683 00:26:21,626 --> 00:26:23,210 I started boxing. 684 00:26:23,235 --> 00:26:25,101 Look, I'm doing a class after our shift today. 685 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,501 Why don't you come with me 686 00:26:26,526 --> 00:26:28,211 and find a safer place for this aggression? 687 00:26:35,643 --> 00:26:38,601 [hip-hop playing in car] 688 00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:40,000 ♪♪♪ 689 00:26:40,025 --> 00:26:42,025 [keys rattles, music stops] 690 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:45,050 [indistinct chatter in Spanish] 691 00:26:48,209 --> 00:26:50,501 Any of them look like Uncle Jose? 692 00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,775 - All of them look like him. - [men speaking Spanish] 693 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,100 No, no, no. Uh, um... 694 00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:57,792 N-n-necessito, um... 695 00:26:57,933 --> 00:27:00,434 Are any of you Jose Gomez? 696 00:27:00,459 --> 00:27:03,042 - [man] Sí, sí, sí. - Oh, you got to be kidding me. 697 00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:04,808 Uh, do any of you Joses have a nephew 698 00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:06,626 named Santiago? 699 00:27:06,651 --> 00:27:08,711 [men] Sí. 700 00:27:08,736 --> 00:27:10,445 Are any of you Joses illegal? 701 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,767 [men grumble indistinctly] 702 00:27:12,792 --> 00:27:15,501 ♪ lively music ♪ 703 00:27:15,584 --> 00:27:20,542 ♪♪♪ 704 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:23,250 _ 705 00:27:23,357 --> 00:27:27,523 _ 706 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,047 _ 707 00:27:30,072 --> 00:27:33,601 _ 708 00:27:34,781 --> 00:27:36,781 _ 709 00:27:37,399 --> 00:27:40,953 ♪♪♪ 710 00:27:40,977 --> 00:27:42,304 _ 711 00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:43,281 _ 712 00:27:43,305 --> 00:27:45,305 _ 713 00:27:47,109 --> 00:27:49,109 _ 714 00:27:52,626 --> 00:27:53,812 [Major Keefe on phone] Get your ass home 715 00:27:53,837 --> 00:27:55,601 right now, young lady, or I'm taking your truck keys... 716 00:27:55,626 --> 00:27:57,012 What are you doing? 717 00:27:57,037 --> 00:27:58,953 Making this house cost-efficient. 718 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,559 Adding insulation to the attic, welding leaking pipes, 719 00:28:01,584 --> 00:28:03,334 adding timers to light switches. 720 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:04,975 [Major Keefe] Where are you? 721 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,334 No, I'm not at Carl's. 722 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,453 [Major Keefe] Then where are you, and when are you coming home? 723 00:28:09,478 --> 00:28:11,394 My whereabouts are confidential. 724 00:28:11,419 --> 00:28:12,820 [Major Keefe] Not from your father, they're not. 725 00:28:12,845 --> 00:28:15,265 I'll let you know when the information gets declassified. 726 00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:17,539 - That's it. That's the last... - [stifles laughter] 727 00:28:17,721 --> 00:28:19,850 God, if I knew pissing off my dad 728 00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:22,156 would be this much fun, I would've started years ago. 729 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,047 Um... 730 00:28:24,682 --> 00:28:26,984 I don't think we should be seeing each other anymore. 731 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:31,958 - Um, why? - Uh, because... 732 00:28:31,983 --> 00:28:34,601 you're not... hot enough. 733 00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:36,922 I'm not "hot enough"? 734 00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:39,174 - Right. - For you? 735 00:28:39,199 --> 00:28:41,032 - Mm... - [cell phone vibrates] 736 00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:43,084 Hello, sir? 737 00:28:43,109 --> 00:28:44,445 [Major Keefe] We had a deal, Gallagher. 738 00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:46,234 Uh, now's really not a good time. Uh... 739 00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:49,009 Sorry, Carl Gallagher's phone is out of service. 740 00:28:49,034 --> 00:28:52,309 - He'll call you back never. - [phone clatters] 741 00:28:52,334 --> 00:28:53,477 What the fuck? Why you always got to be 742 00:28:53,501 --> 00:28:54,695 throwing my phone like that? 743 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,417 - Ow, ow, ow! - What did he offer you? 744 00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:57,750 - Nothing. - Bullshit! 745 00:28:57,775 --> 00:28:59,523 - A spot at West Point? - No. 746 00:29:00,765 --> 00:29:02,664 We... then why are you breaking up with me? 747 00:29:03,432 --> 00:29:04,974 I don't want to mess your future up. 748 00:29:05,225 --> 00:29:06,642 Your run times have been up, 749 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:07,958 your test scores have been down 750 00:29:07,983 --> 00:29:09,336 ever since you met me. 751 00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:11,060 I don't want to screw up your shot to Annapolis. 752 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:12,726 What if I don't want to go to Annapolis? 753 00:29:12,979 --> 00:29:14,808 What if I'm sick of working so hard? 754 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:17,292 What if... I just want to stay here and eat Fritos 755 00:29:17,317 --> 00:29:18,899 with your family and watch TV 756 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:20,382 - and enjoy life for once? - [door opens] 757 00:29:20,511 --> 00:29:22,887 Getting your ass kicked by a girl again, Carl? 758 00:29:23,159 --> 00:29:24,679 [Debbie] Why are you walking like that? 759 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,542 Just beat a superhero in a five-K. 760 00:29:26,626 --> 00:29:28,501 - [Debbie] What? - [groans] 761 00:29:28,526 --> 00:29:30,817 He was wearing a 60-pound duffel and combat boots, so... 762 00:29:30,842 --> 00:29:33,184 I'm not sure it was that impressive. 763 00:29:33,209 --> 00:29:35,326 Hey. You got our money? 764 00:29:35,351 --> 00:29:36,267 Hey. 765 00:29:36,292 --> 00:29:39,007 Yeah, here. Some cash from today. 766 00:29:39,685 --> 00:29:41,601 - Uh, Fiona, you still owe us... - I'll get it. 767 00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:43,257 - Calm down. - [door opens] 768 00:29:43,401 --> 00:29:45,601 We're pregnant, and we're hiding 769 00:29:45,626 --> 00:29:48,042 from a North Korean fertility specialist, 770 00:29:48,067 --> 00:29:50,898 so make room, my practice family. 771 00:29:51,211 --> 00:29:52,642 We are moving in. 772 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,334 [stammers] I'm sorry, y-you're what, now? 773 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:55,775 We're hiding from a North Korean 774 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,309 fertility specialist. 775 00:29:57,393 --> 00:29:58,892 - [Lip] No... - You're pregnant? 776 00:29:58,917 --> 00:30:01,109 - [Frank] Correct! - With six kids! 777 00:30:01,459 --> 00:30:03,958 - [halfheartedly] Yay. - Oh, that's hysterical. 778 00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,875 W-why is that funny? 779 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,692 Oh, uh, how are you gonna support them? 780 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,225 Hold on, you're saying I can't support six kids? 781 00:30:12,250 --> 00:30:14,042 - No. - [Lip] Absolutely not. 782 00:30:14,067 --> 00:30:16,026 I supported the six of you the first time. 783 00:30:16,051 --> 00:30:18,559 You didn't support one of us the first time. 784 00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:21,708 If I didn't support you, how did you turn out so well? 785 00:30:21,733 --> 00:30:23,767 Bankrupt with anger issues? 786 00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:25,559 Recovering alcoholic. 787 00:30:25,584 --> 00:30:27,459 Sexually confused teen mom. 788 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,100 Military psychopath. 789 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:31,062 And let's not forget about the arsonist felon. 790 00:30:31,087 --> 00:30:33,584 Okay, but Liam is turning out okay. 791 00:30:33,609 --> 00:30:35,609 Liam woke up the other night screaming, 792 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:37,051 "Don't leave me with Frank!" 793 00:30:37,076 --> 00:30:38,804 Well, you're alive. 794 00:30:39,426 --> 00:30:42,675 Do you know how many parents murder their children? 795 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:46,523 But you all have blossomed into massively flawed humans 796 00:30:46,548 --> 00:30:49,423 because I allowed you. 797 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,559 You... you make yourself at home, Ingrid. 798 00:30:53,584 --> 00:30:55,459 - [smooches] - Oh, where are you going? 799 00:30:55,484 --> 00:31:00,187 To prove this sorry lot of spilled seed wrong. 800 00:31:01,601 --> 00:31:03,184 [door closes] 801 00:31:03,209 --> 00:31:04,750 You all should be ashamed 802 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:07,443 for talking to your father that way. 803 00:31:07,468 --> 00:31:09,476 But could you get me some scissors... 804 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,875 glue, a-and some magazines? 805 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:14,125 I'd like to begin my vision board. 806 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:17,167 Oh, safety scissors. Nothing too sharp. 807 00:31:17,192 --> 00:31:19,434 I think my medication's wearing off. 808 00:31:19,898 --> 00:31:22,225 ♪ Somber horn music ♪ 809 00:31:22,308 --> 00:31:24,850 Step right up and help build a border wall. 810 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:26,459 A buck a brick. 811 00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:27,882 Keep illegals out of the South Side. 812 00:31:28,642 --> 00:31:30,392 Thank you. 813 00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:31,917 - No. - [Liam] Thank you. 814 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,626 Thanks for making America great again. 815 00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:36,334 - [Santiago] Por favor, no. - Thank you. 816 00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:37,726 _ 817 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:39,249 _ 818 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,750 Dios mío, no. 819 00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,167 [Liam] Thank you. 820 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:43,750 ♪ Hip-hop music ♪ 821 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:47,917 ♪♪♪ 822 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,584 I'll bet you this place is chock-full of illegal Mexicans. 823 00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:52,225 Uncle Jose is Guatemalan. 824 00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:54,617 Shouldn't we go to the Guatemalan place down the street? 825 00:31:54,642 --> 00:31:57,423 We'll go there next. This place has chocolate-dipped ice cream tacos. 826 00:31:57,448 --> 00:32:00,114 ♪♪♪ 827 00:32:00,771 --> 00:32:02,354 Hola. 828 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:05,017 Necesito uno "chocolate" -dipped taco. 829 00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:07,547 - Dos. - Dos "chocolate" -dipped tacos. 830 00:32:07,572 --> 00:32:11,808 And also... have you seen this man on the right? 831 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:13,708 His name is Jose Gomez. 832 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:15,958 We have his nephew Santiago. He's illegal. 833 00:32:16,042 --> 00:32:19,792 Yo, Jose, are you illegal? These guys are looking for you. 834 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:21,626 [Veronica] Shit, Kev! It's him! 835 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:23,185 - We come in peace, Jose! Jose! - [cops shouting] 836 00:32:23,209 --> 00:32:24,459 Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 837 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,792 [door clatters, siren blares] 838 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,376 [tires screeching] 839 00:32:27,459 --> 00:32:29,042 [Veronica] No, no, no, no! Wait, wait! 840 00:32:29,125 --> 00:32:30,185 - Don't shoot, don't shoot! - Freeze! On the ground! 841 00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:31,542 Stay down. 842 00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:32,984 Hands where I can see 'em. 843 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,847 [Rob] So is this your first time boxing? 844 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:39,517 [Fiona] Uh, boxing? Yeah. Throwing a punch? No. 845 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,209 I'm South Side, so... 846 00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:43,225 - Where about? - North Wallace. 847 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,708 Grew up on the corner of Homan and Leonard. 848 00:32:45,792 --> 00:32:47,576 The puke-colored house? 849 00:32:47,601 --> 00:32:49,017 The shit-colored house, yes. 850 00:32:49,042 --> 00:32:50,584 [both chuckle] 851 00:32:50,609 --> 00:32:52,817 Um, your left wrist, it looks a little atrophied. 852 00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:54,917 Uh, yeah, I-I broke it a while ago. 853 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,875 - When'd you get the cast off? - This morning? 854 00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,409 And you decided boxing was the best first thing to do. 855 00:33:00,434 --> 00:33:02,100 Well, South Side, so... 856 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:03,708 Yeah. So what I want you to do 857 00:33:03,792 --> 00:33:05,185 is just mark through on your punches 858 00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:06,730 and don't throw any of them full force. 859 00:33:06,755 --> 00:33:08,851 - All right. - I'll see you in there. 860 00:33:12,945 --> 00:33:16,987 [rock music playing over speakers] 861 00:33:17,376 --> 00:33:19,867 - Booze for you. - Oh, thank you. 862 00:33:20,542 --> 00:33:22,708 No booze for you. 863 00:33:22,733 --> 00:33:25,816 Um... that was a good effort today, man. 864 00:33:25,958 --> 00:33:27,393 You know, no hard feelings, though, all right? 865 00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:29,125 [chuckles] Yeah, no sweat. 866 00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:31,060 Everyone wins when you're running for cancer, right? 867 00:33:31,084 --> 00:33:32,584 Sure, sure. 868 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,084 [Cory] Boone. 869 00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:35,501 Where's my drink? 870 00:33:35,584 --> 00:33:36,765 [Boone] Yes. 871 00:33:37,542 --> 00:33:39,292 I think he really likes you. 872 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:41,442 I'm extremely likeable. 873 00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,039 So, um... 874 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:46,708 where's he staying tonight? 875 00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:48,406 I think he's staying with me. 876 00:33:49,671 --> 00:33:51,172 Is he? 877 00:33:51,584 --> 00:33:53,417 I mean, it was a surprise. 878 00:33:53,442 --> 00:33:54,899 I can't have him stay with Cory. 879 00:33:54,924 --> 00:33:56,091 She'd eat him alive. 880 00:33:56,116 --> 00:33:57,325 Right. 881 00:33:57,350 --> 00:33:58,679 What, is this a big deal? 882 00:33:59,808 --> 00:34:01,933 No. Uh, no, not at all. 883 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:06,542 ♪♪♪ 884 00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:07,949 - [Tami] Yes! - Nice shot. 885 00:34:07,974 --> 00:34:09,683 Boone, you and me in the finals. 886 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:11,167 Let's do it. 887 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:15,917 [Boone] All right, rack 'em. You break. 888 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,750 You seem to be handling this all pretty well. 889 00:34:18,775 --> 00:34:21,151 Yeah, why shouldn't I be? [sniffs] 890 00:34:21,176 --> 00:34:23,656 'Cause they had sex in my guest room last time he was on leave. 891 00:34:23,681 --> 00:34:25,225 It sounded like he was murdering her. 892 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:26,578 [scoffs] 893 00:34:26,603 --> 00:34:28,060 Look, she's not my girlfriend, all right? 894 00:34:28,084 --> 00:34:29,708 We can fuck whoever we want. 895 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,608 So make her your girlfriend if you like her. 896 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:33,725 "Girlfriend" implies a future. 897 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:35,334 Futures aren't her thing. 898 00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:36,773 Yeah, she says that, 899 00:34:36,798 --> 00:34:39,259 but it's just a bullshit self-protection thing. 900 00:34:39,284 --> 00:34:41,742 Tami took her mom's death the hardest. 901 00:34:41,937 --> 00:34:44,392 She tells people she's not gonna live past 40, 902 00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:45,976 pretends like she doesn't care if she doesn't have a future. 903 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,414 [Cory] Shots, please. Shots over here. 904 00:34:49,728 --> 00:34:52,617 You and me in the consolation game after they finish, yeah? 905 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,667 Lip? 906 00:34:55,692 --> 00:34:57,711 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 907 00:34:59,042 --> 00:35:02,958 ♪♪♪ 908 00:35:04,328 --> 00:35:05,851 [Veronica] Did you have to pull a gun on him? 909 00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,125 You see a brown guy running, 910 00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:08,525 you assume he did something wrong. 911 00:35:09,015 --> 00:35:10,476 But you're a black guy. 912 00:35:10,501 --> 00:35:12,139 Oh, you'd think that'd make a difference, wouldn't you? 913 00:35:12,164 --> 00:35:14,100 He didn't do anything wrong. 914 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,584 He doesn't have any papers. 915 00:35:15,609 --> 00:35:17,257 What are you gonna do with him now? 916 00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:20,459 [indistinct chatter over police radio] 917 00:35:20,542 --> 00:35:22,992 Fuck! [panting] 918 00:35:23,892 --> 00:35:25,767 - Fly, my Mexican friend! - Guatemalan! 919 00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,000 Guatemalan friend! 920 00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:29,442 Fly! 921 00:35:31,792 --> 00:35:33,584 Higher, just a little bit hi-higher. 922 00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:35,067 Higher, higher. Yeah, yeah. 923 00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:37,425 Right next to that little black kid 924 00:35:37,450 --> 00:35:39,850 with his arm around the komodo dragon. 925 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,554 [chuckles] Perfect. 926 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:43,547 Thanks, honey. 927 00:35:44,064 --> 00:35:45,730 So what's the point of a vision board? 928 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,760 You find images 929 00:35:47,785 --> 00:35:50,100 that-that indicate what you want out of life, 930 00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:52,501 and you put them on a board so you can see them. 931 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,958 It inspires you to make those things manifest. 932 00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:58,667 You know, you guys should have vision boards. 933 00:35:58,692 --> 00:36:00,309 - Uh, no. - I don't know. 934 00:36:00,334 --> 00:36:01,958 [Ingrid] Oh, come on. 935 00:36:01,983 --> 00:36:03,957 You're young. Your futures are ahead of you. 936 00:36:04,784 --> 00:36:06,331 What do you want out of life? 937 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,708 ♪ Hopeful piano music ♪ 938 00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:12,550 ♪♪♪ 939 00:36:19,808 --> 00:36:23,642 [vape pen crackling] 940 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:25,584 [inhales deeply] 941 00:36:25,609 --> 00:36:27,692 [exhales deeply] 942 00:36:30,308 --> 00:36:32,725 Howdy-do. Rhonda, my old friend. 943 00:36:32,750 --> 00:36:34,042 How are you? 944 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,892 I'll be great in 30 seconds 945 00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:37,917 when I kick your behind out of here. 946 00:36:37,942 --> 00:36:40,601 Not before I apply for welfare for my children. 947 00:36:40,626 --> 00:36:42,209 Most of your kids are too old. 948 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:43,902 Uh, not the old set. 949 00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,267 Got some new ones coming in about eight and a half months. 950 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:48,667 Oh, how many? 951 00:36:48,692 --> 00:36:51,100 - Could be as many as six. - Mm, six. 952 00:36:51,125 --> 00:36:52,833 How many women did you get pregnant? 953 00:36:52,858 --> 00:36:56,059 [chuckles] Just the one. I'm very virile. 954 00:36:56,084 --> 00:36:58,250 The thing is, the old set doesn't think 955 00:36:58,275 --> 00:37:00,683 I'm gonna be able to provide for the new set. 956 00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:04,011 Oh. The old set is smarter than I figured they'd be. 957 00:37:04,626 --> 00:37:06,376 And I'd like to prove them wrong. 958 00:37:06,401 --> 00:37:09,582 And going on welfare is how you plan to do that? 959 00:37:11,542 --> 00:37:13,250 I've done the math. 960 00:37:13,275 --> 00:37:15,579 Start my checks now. 961 00:37:15,604 --> 00:37:18,042 I'll invest the money in Bitcoin. 962 00:37:18,067 --> 00:37:19,900 You know your way out. 963 00:37:20,042 --> 00:37:22,142 Come on, Rhonda. Help a brother out. 964 00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:24,000 [laughing] Excuse me? 965 00:37:24,025 --> 00:37:25,725 "Bitcoin billionaire." You've heard the phrase? 966 00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,833 My kids will be set. 967 00:37:27,858 --> 00:37:29,625 I'll never have to bother you or the state of Illinois again. 968 00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:32,318 I will see you in nine months. 969 00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:35,584 That's your final word? 970 00:37:35,609 --> 00:37:37,067 - Yes. - Fine. 971 00:37:37,209 --> 00:37:39,250 This is why people hate big government. 972 00:37:39,275 --> 00:37:41,358 It's all these bureaucratic rules. 973 00:37:41,383 --> 00:37:44,258 I'm just trying to help. I'm coming up with solutions. 974 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:47,013 The only solution is to drain the swamp. 975 00:37:47,476 --> 00:37:49,767 [bell dings] 976 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:52,243 All right, guys. Come on. 977 00:37:53,072 --> 00:37:55,239 [grunts softly 978 00:37:58,209 --> 00:38:00,417 There you go. 979 00:38:00,442 --> 00:38:01,969 - You good? - Yeah. 980 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:03,961 All right, guys. 981 00:38:03,986 --> 00:38:07,652 So it's gonna be jab, cross, jab, cross, and then boom. 982 00:38:07,677 --> 00:38:09,352 I want you to put your full force into the hook. 983 00:38:09,376 --> 00:38:11,584 - [Eliza] Okay. - Got it? All right, cool. 984 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:14,167 [grunts rhythmically] Nice. 985 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,502 Don't stop breathing, okay? I want you guys to hear 986 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:16,934 you guys breathing before every hit. 987 00:38:16,965 --> 00:38:17,799 - Try again. - [exhales sharply] Okay. 988 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:20,501 [grunts rhythmically] Nice. 989 00:38:20,526 --> 00:38:22,318 Made it through, girl. 990 00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,343 [exhales deeply] Okay, you're new, so I 991 00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:26,417 - want you to go slow with it, okay? - Mm-hmm. 992 00:38:26,501 --> 00:38:27,958 Take it easy on your left wrist. 993 00:38:27,983 --> 00:38:29,383 If you get lost, that's your target. 994 00:38:29,501 --> 00:38:33,084 - Ready? - Yep. 995 00:38:33,109 --> 00:38:34,609 Nice, nice. Again. 996 00:38:34,634 --> 00:38:35,884 - Boom... Oh! - [Fiona] Ooh. 997 00:38:35,909 --> 00:38:37,601 - Sorry. - [Rob] Fuck. [coughs] 998 00:38:37,626 --> 00:38:40,250 That's okay. Uh, let's try again. 999 00:38:40,275 --> 00:38:42,483 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1000 00:38:42,508 --> 00:38:44,424 Ooh! 1001 00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:46,157 Fuck! [inhales sharply] 1002 00:38:46,182 --> 00:38:47,849 [coughing] Oh! 1003 00:38:47,874 --> 00:38:49,457 You all right? 1004 00:38:49,482 --> 00:38:52,316 - [coughs, sniffs] - [Eliza] Jesus Christ. 1005 00:38:52,522 --> 00:38:55,273 Oh, man. Is it bad? 1006 00:38:55,298 --> 00:38:56,422 _ 1007 00:38:56,455 --> 00:38:57,371 Sí. 1008 00:38:57,792 --> 00:38:59,584 ♪ Hold on ♪ 1009 00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:01,626 [metal clanking] 1010 00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:04,501 [boys shouting] 1011 00:39:04,526 --> 00:39:07,040 Boom, bitches! Fork it over. 1012 00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:10,417 Hey, Dirk. 1013 00:39:10,442 --> 00:39:12,608 Think you could take my friend here? 1014 00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:15,633 - This little Mexican tamale? - He's Guatemalan. 1015 00:39:15,658 --> 00:39:18,117 _ 1016 00:39:18,142 --> 00:39:21,700 Whatever. It'll be like stealing candy from a piñata. 1017 00:39:21,725 --> 00:39:23,267 ♪♪♪ 1018 00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:26,750 [boys shouting indistinctly] 1019 00:39:26,775 --> 00:39:31,477 ♪♪♪ 1020 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:38,167 Yes! 1021 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:40,209 That's a hell of a left hook you got. 1022 00:39:40,234 --> 00:39:42,151 You really put your hip into that one. 1023 00:39:42,176 --> 00:39:44,017 Yeah, sorry. South Side. 1024 00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:46,985 [chuckles] Yeah, you warned me. 1025 00:39:47,542 --> 00:39:49,774 I, uh... I get off in a couple hours. 1026 00:39:50,376 --> 00:39:53,430 Maybe you, uh, buy me a drink to make up for it? 1027 00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,750 I just broke your nose. 1028 00:39:56,891 --> 00:39:59,100 You think I want to buy you a fucking drink? 1029 00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:00,643 - [Eliza chuckles] Here we go. - So, no? 1030 00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,643 You know, apparently, you can throw plates at a guy. 1031 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,684 - [Rob] Throw plates? - You can break 1032 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:05,084 their fucking nose, and still, 1033 00:40:05,109 --> 00:40:06,626 they think that you're hiding their tools 1034 00:40:06,651 --> 00:40:08,767 - or you want to fuck them. - I didn't say that. 1035 00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:10,477 - Not related things, Fiona. - They are related. 1036 00:40:10,501 --> 00:40:12,917 You know why? 'Cause all men are fucking scum. 1037 00:40:12,942 --> 00:40:14,942 All... of... them! 1038 00:40:15,084 --> 00:40:17,788 - Sorry, Rob. - Yeah, sorry, Rob. 1039 00:40:17,813 --> 00:40:19,725 Sorry about your nose, Rob. I hope it heals crooked. 1040 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,518 - All right, come on, girl. - Just wanted a drink. 1041 00:40:21,543 --> 00:40:23,793 - [sarcastically] Rob. - [Eliza] Get it together. 1042 00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:29,351 [water running] 1043 00:40:29,376 --> 00:40:32,204 [knob squeaks, water stops, drain gurgling] 1044 00:40:32,746 --> 00:40:34,913 [shower curtain swishes] 1045 00:40:36,708 --> 00:40:38,540 Looks like my timing's pretty good. 1046 00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:40,399 Christ. [laughs] 1047 00:40:41,292 --> 00:40:43,250 How, uh... how'd you get in here? 1048 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,608 Debbie. 1049 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:46,259 - Oh. - So you shower at night? 1050 00:40:46,459 --> 00:40:49,209 No, Cory puked on me at the Alibi. 1051 00:40:49,234 --> 00:40:52,575 You know, uh, you Tamiettis can really hold your liquor. 1052 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,100 You get Cami to puke on you, 1053 00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:55,667 you'll have a Tamietti hat trick. 1054 00:40:55,692 --> 00:40:58,977 [both chuckle] 1055 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:01,463 Look, I get how all this could be weird for you. 1056 00:41:01,488 --> 00:41:03,063 Yeah, I, um... 1057 00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:07,368 I'm not entirely sure how it's not weird for you. 1058 00:41:08,445 --> 00:41:10,653 Dead soul probably. 1059 00:41:14,417 --> 00:41:16,874 It's cool the way you're just rolling with it, though. 1060 00:41:17,417 --> 00:41:19,195 I just wanted to say that. 1061 00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:23,616 Hey, um... 1062 00:41:25,042 --> 00:41:26,767 - where's Boone? - Asleep. 1063 00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:28,501 Still on haji time. 1064 00:41:28,526 --> 00:41:31,359 Yeah, uh... Um, I don't think so. 1065 00:41:31,501 --> 00:41:33,093 What? 1066 00:41:34,106 --> 00:41:35,116 [drawer closes] 1067 00:41:37,042 --> 00:41:38,827 Did you fuck him? 1068 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,309 ♪ Moody music ♪ 1069 00:41:44,334 --> 00:41:45,515 Does it matter? 1070 00:41:47,098 --> 00:41:49,181 Yeah, the guy thinks you're marrying him. 1071 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,767 So maybe it should matter to you, yeah. 1072 00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:53,975 Okay, well, why don't you give me a list of things 1073 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,958 that should matter to me, and I'll get right on it. 1074 00:41:57,042 --> 00:41:58,602 You know, not everybody rolls with things 1075 00:41:58,626 --> 00:42:00,218 like you, all right? 1076 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,999 Okay. That is good to know. 1077 00:42:04,961 --> 00:42:09,836 ♪♪♪ 1078 00:42:12,673 --> 00:42:15,465 That's a beautiful vision board, Carl. 1079 00:42:15,490 --> 00:42:18,808 - Isn't this magnificent? - [door opens] 1080 00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,609 - Kelly? - [door closes] 1081 00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:24,167 [Ingrid] Why don't you tell us about it? 1082 00:42:24,192 --> 00:42:26,476 [Carl] Well, at the bottom are the hardships 1083 00:42:26,501 --> 00:42:28,459 Kelly's helped me realize I need to overcome... 1084 00:42:28,484 --> 00:42:32,101 You know, being poor, shitty parents, prison. 1085 00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:35,804 And at the top is how I'm gonna overcome those hardships... 1086 00:42:36,146 --> 00:42:38,271 By killing for our country. 1087 00:42:38,296 --> 00:42:40,937 Oh, outstanding. 1088 00:42:42,084 --> 00:42:43,833 All right, honey. 1089 00:42:43,858 --> 00:42:45,613 Why don't you tell us about yours? 1090 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,824 Vision boarding sucks. 1091 00:42:51,516 --> 00:42:54,683 No, what about your goals and your dreams? 1092 00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:57,941 I don't have any goals or dreams. 1093 00:42:59,987 --> 00:43:02,691 All right. Tell us about that. 1094 00:43:08,334 --> 00:43:10,699 The Major always just had them for me. 1095 00:43:11,584 --> 00:43:13,875 Graduate at the top of your class, 1096 00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:16,059 go to a service academy, become an officer, 1097 00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:18,066 get your legs blown off. 1098 00:43:18,558 --> 00:43:21,019 - Your dad's kind of awesome. - My dad is an ass-munch. 1099 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:24,605 You know, I've never really had anyone tell me what to do, 1100 00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:27,376 but now I know what my life calling is... 1101 00:43:27,459 --> 00:43:29,648 To protect our country and fight for our freedoms. 1102 00:43:31,601 --> 00:43:34,059 What if my calling is to get fat on a couch 1103 00:43:34,084 --> 00:43:35,546 and have your babies? 1104 00:43:36,510 --> 00:43:38,351 How fat are we talking? 1105 00:43:39,674 --> 00:43:41,966 You can do whatever you want. 1106 00:43:42,346 --> 00:43:44,221 You just have to decide. 1107 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:49,501 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1108 00:43:49,584 --> 00:43:50,958 ♪♪♪ 1109 00:43:51,101 --> 00:43:53,059 - Come on. - Where are we going? 1110 00:43:53,084 --> 00:43:57,226 ♪♪♪ 1111 00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:02,292 This stuff is liquid paradise. 1112 00:44:02,317 --> 00:44:03,773 [door opens] 1113 00:44:03,798 --> 00:44:06,125 Hey, why don't you just leave the bottle? 1114 00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:09,000 - You gonna pay for a bottle? - Just give it to him. 1115 00:44:09,025 --> 00:44:10,608 Good riddance to that horse piss. 1116 00:44:10,633 --> 00:44:12,601 - [door closes] - You're a Nubian queen, V. 1117 00:44:12,626 --> 00:44:14,084 Uh-uh, no, sir, not from you. 1118 00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:15,859 You find Santiago's uncle? 1119 00:44:15,884 --> 00:44:17,773 Oh, yeah, found him and then lost him. 1120 00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:20,125 - Ready? - Yep? 1121 00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:21,687 [coughs] 1122 00:44:22,209 --> 00:44:23,958 Six kids... 1123 00:44:23,983 --> 00:44:28,156 times four years at Northwestern per kid 1124 00:44:28,443 --> 00:44:30,937 times 73,000 a year. 1125 00:44:32,584 --> 00:44:35,396 One million, seven hundred and fifty-two thousand dollars. 1126 00:44:35,421 --> 00:44:36,833 Wow, fuck, that's a kick in the nuts. 1127 00:44:36,917 --> 00:44:38,833 [Tommy] Jesus! 1128 00:44:38,917 --> 00:44:41,792 "Dreams dead? You're our man. Be the Hobo Loco Man." 1129 00:44:41,817 --> 00:44:42,984 Kev, what is this? 1130 00:44:43,009 --> 00:44:45,320 It's one of those flyers from the Hobo Loco box. 1131 00:44:45,345 --> 00:44:48,601 "We're looking for someone who has perfected the art 1132 00:44:48,626 --> 00:44:51,718 of making the best of what little life has... 1133 00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:53,679 given them." 1134 00:44:54,523 --> 00:44:56,654 They're holding a competition 1135 00:44:56,679 --> 00:45:00,517 to choose the Hobo Loco spokesperson. 1136 00:45:00,542 --> 00:45:03,167 The winner gets a $50,000 contract 1137 00:45:03,192 --> 00:45:06,234 to be in a social-media campaign. 1138 00:45:06,259 --> 00:45:09,062 Well, that'll get one kid half a semester at Northwestern. 1139 00:45:10,084 --> 00:45:12,875 Do you know how many people 1140 00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:16,692 have parlayed social media-ness into fame and fortune? 1141 00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,343 - None. - [liquid pouring] 1142 00:45:18,368 --> 00:45:20,687 [chuckles] Oh. 1143 00:45:21,225 --> 00:45:22,968 This is me. 1144 00:45:23,875 --> 00:45:25,584 I'm the Hobo Loco Man. 1145 00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:29,209 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1146 00:45:29,292 --> 00:45:31,542 ♪ Girl, I love you ♪ 1147 00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:33,917 ♪ You keep it wild ♪ 1148 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,958 ♪ And these eyes of mine ♪ 1149 00:45:36,042 --> 00:45:38,250 ♪ Gaze upon no one else ♪ 1150 00:45:38,334 --> 00:45:40,708 ♪ It's a raising high... ♪ 1151 00:45:40,733 --> 00:45:42,975 So you are fucking other people. 1152 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,417 ♪ You got me questioning whether my head's right ♪ 1153 00:45:46,442 --> 00:45:50,608 ♪♪♪ 1154 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:52,292 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1155 00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:54,084 [singers vocalizing] 1156 00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,125 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1157 00:45:56,150 --> 00:45:59,734 ♪♪♪ 1158 00:46:01,078 --> 00:46:03,329 [panting] 1159 00:46:03,354 --> 00:46:05,271 [moaning] 1160 00:46:05,643 --> 00:46:08,476 It is now after 2300 hours. 1161 00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:10,000 - [door opens] - From this moment on, 1162 00:46:10,025 --> 00:46:12,767 you will owe me 20 push-ups for every minute... 1163 00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:15,187 - [door closes] - that you aren't here. 1164 00:46:15,212 --> 00:46:16,477 - Where the hell... - Sit down. 1165 00:46:16,501 --> 00:46:18,000 You will refer to me by my title! 1166 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,733 Sit... down! 1167 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:27,671 [sighs] 1168 00:46:29,033 --> 00:46:30,533 [exhales sharply] 1169 00:46:33,501 --> 00:46:35,542 Um, what's happening? 1170 00:46:35,567 --> 00:46:37,804 Shut up. I'm vision-boarding. 1171 00:46:40,685 --> 00:46:42,476 I want to go to Annapolis. 1172 00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,125 - I do. - Then I sugge... 1173 00:46:44,150 --> 00:46:45,695 But I want to be with Carl, too. 1174 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,298 I want to hang out 1175 00:46:48,323 --> 00:46:50,351 and eat trans fat every once in a while, 1176 00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:52,250 maybe skip a run here and there. 1177 00:46:52,275 --> 00:46:53,691 I want to not do extra crunches 1178 00:46:53,716 --> 00:46:55,467 every time I misname a naval vessel. 1179 00:46:55,492 --> 00:46:57,921 [chuckling] And I want to call you "Dad." 1180 00:46:58,501 --> 00:47:00,000 And I want it to be okay if I'm having 1181 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:03,025 what you think is an unacceptable day! 1182 00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:05,459 And if either of you have a problem with that, 1183 00:47:05,484 --> 00:47:07,267 then you can step the fuck up right now, 1184 00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:08,625 and let's solve it! 1185 00:47:12,159 --> 00:47:14,117 Uh, I'm... I'm good. 1186 00:47:14,334 --> 00:47:16,292 I don't have a problem. 1187 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:19,875 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1188 00:47:19,958 --> 00:47:21,564 Okay. 1189 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,851 And I'll be at the Gallaghers' three nights a week. 1190 00:47:25,875 --> 00:47:27,947 No. Five. 1191 00:47:28,542 --> 00:47:30,209 Debbie's gonna charge me money, 1192 00:47:30,234 --> 00:47:32,067 so I need a raise in my allowance. 1193 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,971 Fine. 1194 00:47:34,266 --> 00:47:36,224 Yeah, I'm down with that. 1195 00:47:36,494 --> 00:47:40,125 Okay, then. Carl, let's go. 1196 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:42,705 Fuck the tent. We're having sex in my room. 1197 00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:46,400 ♪♪♪ 1198 00:47:47,292 --> 00:47:48,932 [Kelly] Carl! 1199 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,125 I better go. 1200 00:47:52,459 --> 00:47:54,542 Yeah, I guess you better. 1201 00:47:54,626 --> 00:47:59,750 ♪♪♪ 1202 00:48:07,376 --> 00:48:09,042 _ 1203 00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:11,042 _ 1204 00:48:13,084 --> 00:48:14,750 [locks click] 1205 00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,708 ♪ tense Western music ♪ 1206 00:48:16,740 --> 00:48:18,368 May I help you? 1207 00:48:18,393 --> 00:48:20,642 - How come my key doesn't work? - I changed the locks. 1208 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:22,352 You have the rest of the cash you owe me yet? 1209 00:48:22,376 --> 00:48:27,459 ♪♪♪ 1210 00:48:32,347 --> 00:48:34,667 Fifty-one twenty-five. Nice job. 1211 00:48:34,692 --> 00:48:36,984 When you get the other 18.75, I'll get you a key. 1212 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:40,167 - Come on in, Santiago. - How come he gets to go in? 1213 00:48:40,192 --> 00:48:41,964 Kev and V paid in advance. 1214 00:48:45,501 --> 00:48:48,066 I knew you were an asshole. 1215 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:50,167 [inhales sharply] I knew it. 1216 00:48:50,632 --> 00:48:52,799 [grunts] 1217 00:48:56,397 --> 00:48:59,856 And you "felt a responsibility to me." 1218 00:49:00,397 --> 00:49:02,928 [sniffles] Really? 1219 00:49:03,170 --> 00:49:06,000 You don't hurt someone... 1220 00:49:06,025 --> 00:49:09,816 [laughing] ... you feel responsibility for, do you? 1221 00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:11,545 No. 1222 00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:15,494 Wow, that really took the shit out of that one. 1223 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:18,792 ♪ Gloomy music ♪ 1224 00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:20,292 ♪♪♪ 1225 00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:21,792 [sobs softly] 1226 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,626 ♪♪♪ 1227 00:49:23,651 --> 00:49:25,402 [exhales deeply] 1228 00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:30,042 [laughs] 1229 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:32,750 All right. [clears throat] 1230 00:49:32,775 --> 00:49:34,225 What do you do? 1231 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,506 [laughing] 1232 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:44,014 [laughs] God. 1233 00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:47,626 [sniffles] 1234 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:49,250 [yelps] Ow! 1235 00:49:49,334 --> 00:49:51,459 [laughing] Fuck. 1236 00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:53,042 [snorts] 1237 00:49:53,067 --> 00:49:55,359 [laughs] 1238 00:49:55,384 --> 00:49:59,384 [groans] 1239 00:49:59,409 --> 00:50:04,533 ♪♪♪ 1240 00:50:14,523 --> 00:50:15,857 Hey. 1241 00:50:20,584 --> 00:50:22,006 What do you want? 1242 00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:26,541 Is, uh, Boone still asleep? 1243 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,389 Yeah. 1244 00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,250 I fucked your sister. 1245 00:50:40,811 --> 00:50:44,459 You're really working hard for that Tamietti hat trick. 1246 00:50:44,484 --> 00:50:46,484 Jesus. That doesn't bother you? 1247 00:50:46,685 --> 00:50:47,892 Nope. 1248 00:50:47,917 --> 00:50:49,389 Okay. 1249 00:50:49,859 --> 00:50:51,734 Well, I don't know what to say, Lip. 1250 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:54,389 That shit just... It doesn't bother me. 1251 00:50:55,292 --> 00:50:56,694 Why? 1252 00:50:58,792 --> 00:51:01,076 I mean, why? Why do you care so little? 1253 00:51:01,101 --> 00:51:03,309 Is it 'cause of what happened to your mom or... ? 1254 00:51:03,334 --> 00:51:04,741 My mom? 1255 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:09,283 My mom died of cancer, you fucking asshole. 1256 00:51:09,308 --> 00:51:11,933 What, and you think she'd want you to just give up? 1257 00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:13,958 Hey, shit's happened to me, too. 1258 00:51:13,983 --> 00:51:16,317 That doesn't mean I don't feel things. 1259 00:51:16,342 --> 00:51:17,909 Now you're feeling things for me all the sudden? 1260 00:51:17,934 --> 00:51:20,514 No, that's not what I said. Not for you. 1261 00:51:20,539 --> 00:51:21,741 I just mean in general. 1262 00:51:29,276 --> 00:51:30,623 All right. 1263 00:51:31,479 --> 00:51:32,670 Good talk. 1264 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:36,549 It bothers me. 1265 00:51:44,117 --> 00:51:45,372 It... 1266 00:51:46,588 --> 00:51:49,080 bothers me that you fucked Cory. 1267 00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,371 I mean... [scoffs] Of course it bothers me. 1268 00:51:51,396 --> 00:51:53,036 Christ, I... 1269 00:51:53,792 --> 00:51:55,376 ♪ Lord Huron's "Love Like Ghosts" ♪ 1270 00:51:55,401 --> 00:51:57,601 I mean, it bothers you that I fucked Boone, right? 1271 00:51:57,626 --> 00:51:59,167 Yeah, it does. 1272 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,466 Well... 1273 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:03,584 ♪♪♪ 1274 00:52:03,609 --> 00:52:04,966 Good. 1275 00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:06,693 Good. 1276 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,786 Great. 1277 00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:11,958 Great. 1278 00:52:13,143 --> 00:52:17,184 ♪ Oh, but if you're leaving, I got to know why... ♪ 1279 00:52:17,209 --> 00:52:19,084 So maybe just don't fuck Boone anymore. 1280 00:52:19,167 --> 00:52:20,232 Fine. 1281 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:24,215 - Don't fuck Cory anymore. - Yeah, fine. 1282 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,476 Fine. 1283 00:52:25,501 --> 00:52:28,209 ♪ And I love you through the night ♪ 1284 00:52:28,292 --> 00:52:33,459 ♪♪♪ 1285 00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:38,529 Okay. 1286 00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:40,638 Okay. 1287 00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:44,792 [train rattling] 1288 00:52:44,817 --> 00:52:49,692 ♪♪♪ 1289 00:52:49,717 --> 00:52:51,884 [keys jingle] 1290 00:52:54,459 --> 00:52:56,292 What the fuck? 1291 00:52:56,317 --> 00:52:57,943 [Liam] Debbie changed the locks. 1292 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,059 Ugh. [sighs] 1293 00:53:01,084 --> 00:53:02,529 Jesus. 1294 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:05,974 She won't let any of us in until we pay what we owe her. 1295 00:53:06,313 --> 00:53:07,622 [scoffs] 1296 00:53:09,424 --> 00:53:11,294 Is there room over there for me? 1297 00:53:11,975 --> 00:53:16,642 ♪ And if I can't have you, then no one ever will ♪ 1298 00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:19,042 ♪♪♪ 1299 00:53:19,067 --> 00:53:22,192 ♪ Oh, if I can't have you, no one ever will... ♪ 1300 00:53:22,217 --> 00:53:23,693 [sighs] 1301 00:53:24,792 --> 00:53:29,125 ♪♪♪ 1302 00:53:29,209 --> 00:53:32,583 You're never gonna screw over women, are you? 1303 00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:34,693 I don't know. 1304 00:53:36,417 --> 00:53:37,997 You don't know? 1305 00:53:38,561 --> 00:53:40,312 I don't know if I'm into women. 1306 00:53:40,584 --> 00:53:42,875 ♪ I don't feel it till it hurts sometimes... ♪ 1307 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,609 Oh. 1308 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:47,084 Still keeping my options open. 1309 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:49,667 ♪ I want ours to be an endless song ♪ 1310 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,167 ♪ Baby, in my eyes ♪ 1311 00:53:51,192 --> 00:53:52,276 Okay. 1312 00:53:52,301 --> 00:53:53,551 ♪ You do no wrong ♪ 1313 00:53:53,576 --> 00:53:54,833 ♪ I don't feel it... ♪ 1314 00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:56,169 I promise. 1315 00:53:58,557 --> 00:53:59,981 Promise what? 1316 00:54:00,574 --> 00:54:02,158 To never screw over women. 1317 00:54:02,183 --> 00:54:05,892 ♪♪♪ 1318 00:54:05,917 --> 00:54:08,250 ♪ Oh, I sing all day ♪ 1319 00:54:08,334 --> 00:54:11,334 ♪ And I love you through the night... ♪ 1320 00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:12,825 Thanks. 1321 00:54:13,143 --> 00:54:15,154 [door opens] 1322 00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:19,497 You get the rest of the money you owe us? 1323 00:54:20,334 --> 00:54:23,000 [chuckles] 1324 00:54:23,084 --> 00:54:24,388 Nope. 1325 00:54:25,531 --> 00:54:27,154 This doesn't mean you don't owe us. 1326 00:54:30,708 --> 00:54:32,501 ♪ Oh, I sing all day ♪ 1327 00:54:32,526 --> 00:54:35,609 ♪ And I love you through the night ♪ 1328 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:39,042 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 1329 00:54:39,183 --> 00:54:43,392 [children] ♪ My country 'tis of thee ♪ 1330 00:54:43,417 --> 00:54:47,708 ♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪ 1331 00:54:47,792 --> 00:54:52,125 ♪ Of thee I sing ♪ 1332 00:54:52,209 --> 00:54:56,542 ♪ Land where my fathers died ♪ 1333 00:54:56,626 --> 00:55:00,750 ♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride ♪ 1334 00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:05,209 ♪ From every mountainside ♪ 1335 00:55:05,292 --> 00:55:10,125 ♪ Let freedom ring ♪ 93683