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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:22,032 --> 00:00:24,334 [man over radio] The losses on the value of your 401[k]s 3 00:00:24,401 --> 00:00:26,436 or IRAs in the last few years. 4 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:49,159 Uh-oh. Looks like the interns are slacking off again. 5 00:00:49,226 --> 00:00:51,461 Hey, Kyle. What's up? 6 00:00:51,528 --> 00:00:54,197 [woman] The gunman was described as a loner... 7 00:00:57,801 --> 00:00:59,736 I'm right behind you. 8 00:00:59,803 --> 00:01:01,738 [woman] Jill, let's go. It's time for school. 9 00:01:17,588 --> 00:01:20,757 Hi, stranger. [chuckles] 10 00:01:21,692 --> 00:01:23,627 Bye. Have fun. 11 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:31,501 [elevator beeps] 12 00:01:34,338 --> 00:01:36,440 [smooches] Come on. Bye. 13 00:01:37,641 --> 00:01:40,877 So, any big plans this weekend? 14 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:58,528 [man] Fuck you. 15 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:01,164 Fuck you. 16 00:02:01,231 --> 00:02:03,700 [chuckles] Fuck you. 17 00:02:04,735 --> 00:02:08,705 Oh, man. Fuck you, man. 18 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:10,841 [man laughing] 19 00:02:10,907 --> 00:02:13,777 -Oh, fuck. -Chad? 20 00:02:13,844 --> 00:02:19,449 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. That's so fucked up. 21 00:02:19,516 --> 00:02:21,418 -Are you Kyle? -Yeah. Hi. 22 00:02:21,485 --> 00:02:24,421 The front desk says your wife is here. Some kind of emergency. 23 00:02:24,488 --> 00:02:25,722 Oh, uh, thank you. 24 00:02:25,789 --> 00:02:27,357 [laughing] 25 00:02:31,495 --> 00:02:34,197 Hi. Hey, excuse me. 26 00:02:34,264 --> 00:02:37,501 Did my--? Is my wife here? My name's Kyle Madison. 27 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:39,936 Her name's Mary. She said there might be some-- 28 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:41,705 -I'm right here. It's okay. -Jesus! Wait. 29 00:02:41,772 --> 00:02:42,839 What the fuck, ma--? 30 00:02:42,906 --> 00:02:45,942 Oh, my God. What? Zack? 31 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,878 -Kyle? -What? 32 00:02:47,944 --> 00:02:48,945 Come here, brother. 33 00:02:49,579 --> 00:02:52,616 -What are you doing? How are you? -Oh, Jesus. 34 00:02:52,682 --> 00:02:55,252 -Look at that. Fresh-faced. -Ha-ha-ha. 35 00:02:55,318 --> 00:02:58,822 Wow. This is crazy timing. Apparently my wife is here 36 00:02:58,889 --> 00:03:01,691 -with some kind of emergency-- -Emergency. 37 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:03,860 -Okay. Wow. -Okay. [laughs] 38 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:05,796 -Right? Come on, I got you out of school. -Okay. 39 00:03:05,862 --> 00:03:08,565 -Let's go play. -Oh, Jesus. No, man, I... 40 00:03:08,632 --> 00:03:13,303 [chuckles] Can you hang out in my office for like ten, 20, 30 minutes? 41 00:03:14,237 --> 00:03:16,706 -I can do ten, 20. -Okay, come on. 42 00:03:16,773 --> 00:03:17,941 [Kyle] So, how have you been? 43 00:03:18,208 --> 00:03:19,709 What happened to you? 44 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:22,345 Uh, you know, I've... 45 00:03:22,412 --> 00:03:23,847 I've been. [chuckles] 46 00:03:24,714 --> 00:03:26,850 I mean, you, like, disappeared, man. 47 00:03:27,651 --> 00:03:31,755 Yeah. Well, you know, me and college didn't really... you know? 48 00:03:31,822 --> 00:03:34,491 But, hey, worked out for you, right? 49 00:03:35,325 --> 00:03:37,728 So, what the heck are you doing here, man? 50 00:03:37,794 --> 00:03:39,629 Oh, I'm here to save your soul. 51 00:03:39,696 --> 00:03:41,898 Amazing. Save it from what? 52 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:44,534 The zombies. I mean, like, what is this place? 53 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:47,471 Uh, it's an office. Maybe you've heard of them. 54 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:49,573 Yeah, I've heard of them, but I mean, like, 55 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:55,378 what does this office in particular, like, you know, make? 56 00:03:55,846 --> 00:03:57,247 It's a bank. 57 00:03:57,314 --> 00:03:58,949 Oh, it's a bank? You're a banker? 58 00:03:59,015 --> 00:04:02,419 Uh, no. No, I'm not. I'm the-- 59 00:04:02,486 --> 00:04:04,788 I'm a social media coordinator. 60 00:04:04,855 --> 00:04:07,691 -Oh, okay. -It's actually-- It's... 61 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:10,560 It's actually kind of pretty creative. Uh... 62 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:13,764 I get to write on social media using different personas. 63 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:18,468 Like, different characters almost for different... 64 00:04:18,535 --> 00:04:19,803 Okay, for example. 65 00:04:19,870 --> 00:04:23,640 Right now, we're doing this, um, big Twitter campaign 66 00:04:23,707 --> 00:04:25,008 -for our mortgage division. -Uh-huh. 67 00:04:25,275 --> 00:04:27,277 Turns out, research says that it's, you know, 68 00:04:27,344 --> 00:04:30,313 it's super-hard for millennials to get interested in mortgages 69 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:32,482 because of the economy and stuff. 70 00:04:32,549 --> 00:04:38,288 And so it's my job to, you know, appeal to different demographics. 71 00:04:38,355 --> 00:04:39,923 And, you know-- 72 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:42,793 Hey, you still have the Manifesto? 73 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,394 The what? 74 00:04:44,461 --> 00:04:46,530 The Manifesto, man. Don't tell me you threw it away. 75 00:04:46,596 --> 00:04:49,566 Oh, my God. I can't believe you remember that. 76 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:53,570 Remember? Dude, I am never gonna forget the Manifesto as long as... 77 00:04:53,637 --> 00:04:54,971 Hey, what are you doing Saturday? 78 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:56,940 Uh, jeez. Um... 79 00:04:57,007 --> 00:04:59,609 Saturday, I actually think I have to come back in. My boss-- 80 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:02,879 -No, you're not. You're coming with me. -Oh, I wish, man. 81 00:05:02,946 --> 00:05:04,714 -What are you doing? -What are we doing? 82 00:05:04,781 --> 00:05:07,017 [chuckles] Okay, what are we doing? 83 00:05:08,051 --> 00:05:09,619 [makes muffled noise] 84 00:05:09,986 --> 00:05:11,721 [laughs] 85 00:05:11,788 --> 00:05:13,957 Okay. What does that mean? 86 00:05:14,691 --> 00:05:18,094 Okay. It means, I got into town this morning, right? To do this-- 87 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,898 I mean, I don't know how to-- I mean, to do this really cool thing. 88 00:05:21,965 --> 00:05:24,568 You know? And then suddenly, I was like, holy shit. 89 00:05:24,634 --> 00:05:26,036 Kyle. Kyle! 90 00:05:26,102 --> 00:05:28,538 Kyle lives here. I miss Kyle. 91 00:05:28,605 --> 00:05:30,507 I need Kyle. 92 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:32,676 And, you know, I think I can get you in. 93 00:05:32,742 --> 00:05:34,644 And it's gonna be amazing, and we're gonna do it. 94 00:05:34,978 --> 00:05:38,014 [chuckles] We're gonna do what? 95 00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:42,686 We're gonna have, you know, an experience. 96 00:05:42,752 --> 00:05:45,055 [both chuckling] 97 00:05:45,121 --> 00:05:46,923 Oh, no. 98 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:48,825 [both laughing] 99 00:05:48,892 --> 00:05:52,796 Okay. Okay. What kind of experience? 100 00:05:53,530 --> 00:05:55,465 What kind of experience do you want? 101 00:05:57,867 --> 00:05:58,802 Wow. 102 00:05:58,868 --> 00:06:00,637 -Okay. Um... -Right? 103 00:06:00,704 --> 00:06:04,507 And when does--? Or how long does this experience take? 104 00:06:04,574 --> 00:06:07,110 It takes as long you want it to take. You know what I mean? 105 00:06:08,111 --> 00:06:10,046 No, no, not really. 106 00:06:10,113 --> 00:06:12,682 Well, can you be any less specific? 107 00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:16,519 I cannot. And I will not say another word until you agree to come. 108 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:19,689 Oh, man, Zack. 109 00:06:19,756 --> 00:06:22,525 -I missed you, man. [chuckles] -I missed you, man. 110 00:06:22,592 --> 00:06:26,096 Why couldn't you have given me, like, any notice? 111 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:30,834 Kyle, I really want you to do this with me. 112 00:06:31,901 --> 00:06:36,406 What if I said it was like a workshop? 113 00:06:37,607 --> 00:06:40,977 Like a motivational workshop? Wha--? 114 00:06:41,044 --> 00:06:42,412 Okay. 115 00:06:44,414 --> 00:06:46,082 [phone rings] 116 00:06:46,149 --> 00:06:47,484 Social Media, this is Kyle. 117 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:49,085 Hey, Chad. 118 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:52,756 -Yeah. -Okay, you're coming with me, all right? 119 00:06:52,822 --> 00:06:54,591 It's 100 bucks. I can front you the money-- 120 00:06:54,658 --> 00:06:55,992 I mean, I don't have a credit card. 121 00:06:56,059 --> 00:06:58,895 I don't care about the money. It's-- 122 00:06:58,962 --> 00:07:01,665 -[Chad] Yo, Kyle, my man. -Oh, my... 123 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:05,869 What about drinks? Sunday night. What's your number? 124 00:07:05,936 --> 00:07:08,838 -I don't have a number. -You don't have a number. What? 125 00:07:08,905 --> 00:07:11,041 -What do you mean? You don't--? -I don't have a number. 126 00:07:11,107 --> 00:07:13,610 -[Chad] Kyle? -Um... 127 00:07:13,677 --> 00:07:15,812 Okay. Sit down. Sit down, all right? 128 00:07:15,879 --> 00:07:18,648 -And I will be right back. -Okay. 129 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:20,183 -Don't go anywhere, okay? -Okay. 130 00:07:31,094 --> 00:07:33,964 -Hey, Chad. Did you--? -One sec, bud. 131 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:35,565 You're fucking me. 132 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:38,668 Oh, you are fucking me. 133 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:40,070 -Chad? -Ha-ha! 134 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:43,506 -You're so fucking me right now, man. -All right, I got a friend, but... 135 00:07:43,573 --> 00:07:45,775 Stop it. Fuck you. 136 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:47,110 [Chad laughing] 137 00:07:47,177 --> 00:07:50,246 [Chad] Fuck you, man. 138 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,248 You're fucking killing me. What'd she say? 139 00:08:28,284 --> 00:08:29,285 [treadmill beeps] 140 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,254 [panting] 141 00:09:22,172 --> 00:09:24,574 What is Rebirth? [chuckles] 142 00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:27,644 Uh, let me tell you about Rebirth. 143 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:31,948 I think Rebirth, it's about getting out of your rut. 144 00:09:32,015 --> 00:09:34,784 It's about getting in touch with yourself. 145 00:09:35,151 --> 00:09:36,252 With your body. 146 00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:39,355 [man] We live in a "one life fits all" culture. 147 00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:43,059 And Rebirth dares you to find the life for you. 148 00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:46,129 It's fun. It's fast. It's furious. 149 00:09:46,196 --> 00:09:48,164 It's crazy. It's a blast. 150 00:09:48,231 --> 00:09:51,267 [woman 1] People talk about the high that they get when they climb Everest. 151 00:09:52,202 --> 00:09:55,638 I don't need Everest. I have Rebirth. 152 00:09:55,705 --> 00:09:58,374 [woman 2] I'm the last person to do something like this. 153 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:02,345 But Rebirth opened me up to men, to sensuality. 154 00:10:02,612 --> 00:10:04,013 To experimentation. 155 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,283 [woman 3] My first Rebirth, I didn't go with anyone. I was all by myself. 156 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:11,287 And so I was really nervous and kind of shy and in my shell. 157 00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:16,359 And by the end, I just felt so much more confident in myself. 158 00:10:16,626 --> 00:10:20,997 And I had had some of the most intense 159 00:10:21,064 --> 00:10:23,933 sensual experiences of my life. 160 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,901 Hey. 161 00:10:25,301 --> 00:10:27,637 Hey. Hey. 162 00:10:27,704 --> 00:10:30,673 -You coming to bed? -Yeah, in a minute. 163 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:32,642 -What are you doing? -Oh. 164 00:10:32,709 --> 00:10:33,810 Uh... 165 00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:38,648 Just looking through this old stuff. 166 00:10:38,715 --> 00:10:43,119 Hey, guess who came to work today out of nowhere. Zack. 167 00:10:43,753 --> 00:10:44,921 Zack who? 168 00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:48,658 You know, Zack. From college. 169 00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:51,161 [chuckles] Oh. 170 00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:53,429 That guy? Was he a student there? 171 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,132 Yeah. What do you mean? 172 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:57,200 Huh. 173 00:10:57,267 --> 00:11:00,370 -He was wild. -Yeah, I guess. 174 00:11:00,436 --> 00:11:02,038 So, what'd he want? 175 00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:08,111 Nothing, I mean, you know, he just wanted to say, "What's up? Hi." 176 00:11:09,879 --> 00:11:10,980 Okay. 177 00:11:21,157 --> 00:11:22,692 Hey, hon? 178 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:26,930 Hey. 179 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:31,000 You know how you're always taking these girls' weekends? 180 00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,093 [sighs] 181 00:11:58,861 --> 00:12:00,330 Uh... 182 00:12:00,463 --> 00:12:02,999 Excuse me. Do you know where everybody went? 183 00:12:06,135 --> 00:12:07,437 Sorry. 184 00:12:15,078 --> 00:12:16,179 Sorry. 185 00:12:16,946 --> 00:12:19,082 Hey, honey, it's me. 186 00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:22,885 Listen, I think you were right. 187 00:12:22,952 --> 00:12:25,254 This thing is kind of dumb. 188 00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:29,759 So, I was thinking maybe I could take Jill and... 189 00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:32,462 Uh... 190 00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:35,798 Hold-- I'm sorry, babe. Let me call you right back, okay? 191 00:12:35,865 --> 00:12:38,201 I'll call you right back. Love you, bye. 192 00:13:08,531 --> 00:13:10,199 [sighs] 193 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,338 Hello? 194 00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:26,416 Hello? 195 00:13:28,418 --> 00:13:30,119 Anybody in here? 196 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:20,136 [line rings] 197 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:24,273 -[woman] 911. What is your emergency? -No. No, thank you. 198 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:50,566 [beeping] 199 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:51,968 [lock clicks] 200 00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,007 What? 201 00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:18,294 [music playing over TV] 202 00:15:28,004 --> 00:15:33,242 [man] For the best outcome, we recommend checking into a hotel the night before, 203 00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:36,712 away from the distractions of loved ones. 204 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:43,986 Set your humidifier to 85 percent. 205 00:15:45,121 --> 00:15:47,323 Remove your clothes. 206 00:15:48,691 --> 00:15:54,497 Relax. Visualize the events of your life leading to this moment. 207 00:15:54,564 --> 00:15:56,365 Breathe. 208 00:15:56,432 --> 00:16:00,503 Set your alarm a few hours before your shuttle's departure time 209 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:05,174 {\an8}and practice the series of power poses shown earlier in this video. 210 00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:08,511 [Distorted] Breathe. 211 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,513 [chuckles] What? 212 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:14,217 You are now centering your intentions for the day's journey 213 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:16,385 and are fully prepared. 214 00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:20,623 [Distorted] Breathe. 215 00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:41,611 Hey. Hey, wait, wait, wait. 216 00:16:41,677 --> 00:16:43,546 Hey, hey, hey! 217 00:16:43,613 --> 00:16:46,716 Wait, wait. Oh, come on. I... 218 00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:49,051 I couldn't find you guys. 219 00:16:49,719 --> 00:16:51,187 Thank you. 220 00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:53,489 Hello? 221 00:16:54,156 --> 00:16:55,491 I, uh... 222 00:16:55,558 --> 00:16:56,425 Excuse me. 223 00:16:56,659 --> 00:16:58,060 Oh! 224 00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,364 Excuse me. Ahem. Hi. 225 00:17:03,499 --> 00:17:05,768 Oh, well. Okay. 226 00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:12,408 Hey, hey, hey, are you going to the Rebirth thing? 227 00:17:13,809 --> 00:17:18,548 I found the clues or whatever. [chuckles] 228 00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:20,616 Up in one of the rooms. It's pretty cool. 229 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,184 Um... 230 00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,287 Wait, wait, wait. Hey, hey, wait! 231 00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:26,722 The deeper you look, the more you see. 232 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,392 Come on. 233 00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:31,460 All right. 234 00:17:33,496 --> 00:17:34,664 Did I get it? 235 00:17:35,398 --> 00:17:38,301 I don't think you're ready to get on this bus. 236 00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,138 Oh. 237 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:45,508 Do you always give up this easy? 238 00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:50,179 No, no, no. But you said no. 239 00:17:51,681 --> 00:17:53,115 Hey. 240 00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:57,086 Hey. Can I get on the bus, please? 241 00:17:57,653 --> 00:18:00,356 Sir, may I get on the bus? 242 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:02,825 I'm getting on the bus. 243 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,428 [chuckles] 244 00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:09,565 Hey. Ahem. 245 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,233 Oh. Uh-- 246 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,568 And what's that for? 247 00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:14,870 What's that...? 248 00:18:16,772 --> 00:18:19,642 All right. Are we good? Uh... 249 00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,243 Mind if I squeeze in? 250 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,713 Do you know Zack? Zack West. 251 00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:27,149 Zachary West? My friend? He's... 252 00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:35,257 All right. Hey. How's it going? 253 00:18:37,893 --> 00:18:40,129 Excuse me. Sorry. 254 00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:44,433 So, hey, uh, do you mind if I sit there? 255 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,868 It's the only seat. 256 00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,705 Is that your bag? I'll just... 257 00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:53,442 I'll just hold onto it, all right? 258 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,811 I'll just hold onto it. Thank you. 259 00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:04,286 Well, this is super-creepy. Why are the windows covered? 260 00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:07,556 Is everyone done with their forms? Hold them up like this. 261 00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:09,925 Everyone done? 262 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:14,897 Please relinquish your cell phones. 263 00:19:15,164 --> 00:19:17,900 Over the next two days, you're about to experience 264 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:21,537 actual person-to-person contact. 265 00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:25,708 Some of you will find this highly disturbing. 266 00:19:26,409 --> 00:19:28,377 Do not worry. 267 00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:33,683 You will be safely re-tethered with the hive mind after the weekend. 268 00:19:35,518 --> 00:19:38,921 We will not make you do anything against your morals. 269 00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:41,557 You are free to leave whenever you want. 270 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:46,462 {\an8}Would anybody like me to pull over the bus now and call a cab? 271 00:19:48,597 --> 00:19:51,600 Rebirth is not for everyone. 272 00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:55,604 You can return to the zombie world right now. 273 00:19:55,671 --> 00:19:57,540 No one knows you're here. 274 00:19:57,606 --> 00:19:59,408 And no one will think anything less of you. 275 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,312 Would anyone like to leave? 276 00:20:05,614 --> 00:20:06,882 Good. 277 00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:09,218 Now get your war paint on. 278 00:20:28,337 --> 00:20:29,672 [brakes hiss] 279 00:20:56,432 --> 00:20:59,468 [man 1 over PA] Do not speak. Do not remove your blindfold. 280 00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:01,704 If you speak, you will be asked to leave. 281 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,740 If you remove your blindfold, you will be asked to leave. 282 00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:08,978 Do not speak. Do not remove your blindfold. 283 00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,447 If you speak, you will be asked to leave. 284 00:21:11,514 --> 00:21:12,782 [man 2] Everybody stop! 285 00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,383 --you will be asked to leave. 286 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:15,451 [alarm blaring] 287 00:21:15,518 --> 00:21:17,019 Do not speak. Do not... 288 00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:19,421 [air hissing] 289 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,756 --you will be asked to leave. 290 00:21:20,823 --> 00:21:22,992 If you remove your blindfold, you will be asked to leave. 291 00:21:23,058 --> 00:21:24,460 [man 2] Proceed! 292 00:21:24,527 --> 00:21:26,962 [man 3 yelling] 293 00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:32,668 [man 4] Shut up! Put that on, you piece of shit. 294 00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:36,071 [man 3] I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll be good! 295 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,075 [metal detector squeaking] 296 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,478 [dog barking] 297 00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:03,532 [man 5] Halt. 298 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:06,769 Remove your hands from the man in front of you. 299 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:10,940 Do not speak. 300 00:22:13,943 --> 00:22:17,646 You may now remove your blindfolds. 301 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,823 Welcome to your Rebirth. 302 00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:35,631 Oh... 303 00:22:38,434 --> 00:22:41,136 [over speakers] ♪ I said Welcome to your rebirth ♪ 304 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,705 [woman vocalizes over speakers] 305 00:22:42,771 --> 00:22:44,873 [explosive noise] 306 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:47,109 [hip-hop music playing over speakers] 307 00:22:47,376 --> 00:22:48,544 [man 1] Yeah. [man 2] Yeah. 308 00:22:48,611 --> 00:22:50,412 [indistinct chatter] 309 00:22:50,479 --> 00:22:51,747 [man 3] Hey, hey, hey. 310 00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:55,551 [man 4] There he is. 311 00:22:56,552 --> 00:22:59,622 [all cheering] 312 00:22:59,688 --> 00:23:04,560 [all chanting] Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth! 313 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,403 That's nice. I don't really know what to say, though. 314 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:16,772 -Just tell the truth, brother. -[man 5] Yeah. 315 00:23:17,706 --> 00:23:21,076 Okay. Well, if I must, then... 316 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:24,179 -Welcome home. -[man 2] Yeah! 317 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:25,814 [man 3] Yeah! 318 00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:29,752 I said, welcome the fuck home! 319 00:23:29,818 --> 00:23:30,886 [all cheering] 320 00:23:35,524 --> 00:23:37,059 [whooping] 321 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:43,432 Two days. We've got two days to do this. 322 00:23:43,499 --> 00:23:46,568 And then we've gotta go back out there. 323 00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:49,638 Back to their bullshit. 324 00:23:49,705 --> 00:23:51,840 [crowd] Yeah. [man 6] That's right. 325 00:23:51,907 --> 00:23:54,843 Two days and two rules. 326 00:23:54,910 --> 00:23:58,647 The first rule, the most important rule, the golden rule, 327 00:23:58,714 --> 00:24:03,619 the alpha and omega rule, is you can leave any time you want. 328 00:24:03,686 --> 00:24:05,220 [man 1] Yeah. [man 2] Exactly. 329 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,222 -[man 3] Yeah! -What's rule number two, guys? 330 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,191 [all] No leaders! 331 00:24:09,458 --> 00:24:11,160 Yeah, no leaders, okay? 332 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:13,629 What's rule number three? 333 00:24:14,463 --> 00:24:16,532 [all] No spoilers! 334 00:24:16,598 --> 00:24:19,134 You can't tell your friends what Rebirth is all about. 335 00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:21,637 Just tell them to get their asses down here. 336 00:24:21,704 --> 00:24:23,205 [man 4] Yeah. [man 5] Yeah. 337 00:24:23,472 --> 00:24:27,910 Now, the last rule, the platinum rule, 338 00:24:27,976 --> 00:24:31,513 the rule to end all rules is what? 339 00:24:31,580 --> 00:24:33,849 [all] No spectators! 340 00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:36,719 Fucking no spectators. 341 00:24:36,785 --> 00:24:39,855 I remember the first time I made it through that hotel into Rebirth. 342 00:24:39,922 --> 00:24:41,590 I thought I was a big deal. 343 00:24:42,091 --> 00:24:44,059 -You know, I own three houses. -[man 1] Yeah. 344 00:24:44,126 --> 00:24:47,096 I got boats in two different oceans. 345 00:24:47,162 --> 00:24:49,064 I haven't flown coach in four years. 346 00:24:49,131 --> 00:24:53,102 I don't need this Rebirth bullshit. 347 00:24:53,168 --> 00:24:54,803 [crowd] Yeah. 348 00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:56,672 And then I realized. 349 00:24:56,739 --> 00:24:59,541 The man you are before you come to Rebirth... 350 00:25:01,043 --> 00:25:05,080 ...doesn't mean jack-fucking-shit! 351 00:25:05,147 --> 00:25:06,749 [all cheering] 352 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,119 [man 1] Didn't mean shit. 353 00:25:10,185 --> 00:25:13,956 Out there is just an image you create for the zombie world. 354 00:25:14,022 --> 00:25:16,725 -You don't get to be a zombie in here. -[man 2] No. 355 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:20,095 You've gotta murder your inner zombie here. 356 00:25:20,162 --> 00:25:21,797 [all] Yeah! 357 00:25:21,864 --> 00:25:25,734 You've gotta wrap it in plastic and stuff a towel in its mouth 358 00:25:25,801 --> 00:25:28,737 -to shut it the fuck up. -[all] Yeah! 359 00:25:28,804 --> 00:25:32,875 Then you gotta drive it in a car to a goddamn hole in a desert. 360 00:25:32,941 --> 00:25:36,712 [all cheering] 361 00:25:37,946 --> 00:25:40,115 By the way, how many fetuses do we have here today? 362 00:25:40,182 --> 00:25:41,717 [all laugh] 363 00:25:41,784 --> 00:25:44,987 Newbies, how many new people? Get your hands up, let's see it. 364 00:25:45,053 --> 00:25:48,123 All right, you guys may have heard some scary things about Rebirth. 365 00:25:48,190 --> 00:25:50,025 Who's heard scary things? 366 00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:53,762 You, what scares you about Rebirth? 367 00:25:53,829 --> 00:25:54,696 Nothing. 368 00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,598 [all laugh] 369 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:59,701 Well, I can't argue with that. 370 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:02,304 Um, all right, how about... 371 00:26:02,571 --> 00:26:04,039 you, big man? 372 00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:06,241 Uh... 373 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,313 Uh... 374 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:12,848 Nothing. 375 00:26:13,248 --> 00:26:14,616 [man 1] What? 376 00:26:14,683 --> 00:26:16,318 [host] Fuck me. 377 00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:19,087 Oh, Jesus Christ. 378 00:26:20,022 --> 00:26:23,959 Did you really just make the same joke that guy made five seconds ago? 379 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,296 What did we say the most important rule was? 380 00:26:28,030 --> 00:26:28,964 Uh... 381 00:26:29,031 --> 00:26:31,266 -Hello? -You can leave whenever you want. 382 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:33,602 All right? Wasn't that...? 383 00:26:33,669 --> 00:26:36,004 No spectators. 384 00:26:36,071 --> 00:26:38,740 -You know why we say that? Hello? -Uh-- Oh. 385 00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:41,310 Hello? Hello? Is anybody home? 386 00:26:41,376 --> 00:26:45,113 -Because, um-- -Because spectators judge. 387 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:48,283 Right? They just sit back, they don't take risks. 388 00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:51,653 And they just criticize, criticize, criticize... 389 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,289 [blathering] 390 00:26:54,356 --> 00:26:58,694 It's like those pussies on the Internet taking shots at the successful people. 391 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,195 Where are you from, by the way? 392 00:27:00,863 --> 00:27:03,632 -Uh, Minnesota originally. -Minnesota. 393 00:27:03,699 --> 00:27:06,702 Oh, man, Minnesota. 394 00:27:06,768 --> 00:27:11,306 Minnesota. Minne-Minne-Minne-Minnesota. 395 00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:14,910 Land of the stoics. 396 00:27:14,977 --> 00:27:17,913 Land of good common sense. 397 00:27:18,347 --> 00:27:21,016 I think Mr. Minnesota thinks he's too good for us. 398 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,851 Are you too good for us, Minnesota? 399 00:27:23,318 --> 00:27:25,053 -No. -They can't hear you. 400 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,222 -What's your name? -Kyle. 401 00:27:27,289 --> 00:27:30,859 Kyle. You think you're too good for us, Kyle? 402 00:27:30,926 --> 00:27:32,828 No, all right? No. [chuckles] 403 00:27:32,895 --> 00:27:35,030 Yes, you do. You know how I know? 404 00:27:35,097 --> 00:27:38,066 When I saw you walk in here, everybody else was dancing 405 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,269 and letting it all hang out, and you're thinking: 406 00:27:40,335 --> 00:27:42,104 "I'm too cool for this. 407 00:27:42,170 --> 00:27:44,439 Self-help is for losers." 408 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,441 And do you know how I know? 409 00:27:50,946 --> 00:27:53,181 Because I was scared my first time too. 410 00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,919 I'm gonna let you off the hook now, Kyle. 411 00:27:56,985 --> 00:27:59,821 How about a big Rebirth round of applause for Kyle? 412 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,190 [all cheering] 413 00:28:02,257 --> 00:28:05,360 [all] Rebirth, Rebirth, Rebirth. 414 00:28:09,031 --> 00:28:10,232 That's right. 415 00:28:10,299 --> 00:28:14,937 When I realized what Rebirth demands and the doors it opens, 416 00:28:15,003 --> 00:28:17,072 I was scared as shit. 417 00:28:17,472 --> 00:28:19,975 You know who's really scared? The zombies. 418 00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:21,176 [man 1] Oh! [man 2] Boo! 419 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,312 [host] They're scared we're a cult. 420 00:28:23,378 --> 00:28:25,847 How about it? Are we a cult? 421 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,449 [all] No! 422 00:28:27,716 --> 00:28:29,251 Well, then say it. Not a cult. 423 00:28:29,318 --> 00:28:30,886 [all] Not a cult. 424 00:28:30,953 --> 00:28:32,888 -Repeat it. -[all] Not a cult. 425 00:28:32,955 --> 00:28:38,860 Not a cult. Not a cult. Not a cult. 426 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,001 [woman] I think you need to leave. 427 00:28:46,068 --> 00:28:48,170 Not a cult. 428 00:28:48,237 --> 00:28:49,438 [host] That's right. 429 00:28:49,504 --> 00:28:52,374 -I said, I think you need to leave. -[host] A cult doesn't ask questions. 430 00:28:52,441 --> 00:28:55,177 -A cult gives you answers. -What? 431 00:28:55,244 --> 00:28:57,980 -Are you talking to me? -[host] I want you to question everything. 432 00:28:58,513 --> 00:29:00,182 A cult doesn't let you leave. 433 00:29:00,249 --> 00:29:01,516 You don't belong in this room. 434 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:05,087 [host] We only have this building till manana. You guys have to leave. 435 00:29:05,153 --> 00:29:07,923 Are you serious? I... 436 00:29:08,357 --> 00:29:10,826 Because of what he said? 437 00:29:10,892 --> 00:29:13,362 I'm pretty sure he was just using me as an example. 438 00:29:13,428 --> 00:29:17,165 -[host] We're asking, keep this secret. -I'm cool. It's cool. 439 00:29:17,232 --> 00:29:18,867 [woman] You need to leave. 440 00:29:18,934 --> 00:29:21,203 [host] You're trusting that you're with people... 441 00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:24,539 -You seriously want me to leave? -Before I bring up our next guest... 442 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,175 -...let's say a few words about-- Fuck it. -Fine. 443 00:29:27,242 --> 00:29:30,145 -Fine. -You all know who he is. 444 00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:33,415 Please give a big Rebirth welcome to Jesse. 445 00:29:35,917 --> 00:29:38,420 [all] Rebirth, Rebirth, Rebirth. 446 00:29:39,888 --> 00:29:43,825 [Kyle] Did I do something wrong? My friend, Zack, signed me up for this. 447 00:29:43,892 --> 00:29:47,896 I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. Can I just see if he's here maybe? 448 00:29:47,963 --> 00:29:49,398 Or--? 449 00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:52,000 Why are you doing this? 450 00:29:52,067 --> 00:29:53,135 Why am I doing what? 451 00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:55,904 Why did you make me leave? 452 00:29:55,971 --> 00:29:59,174 -I didn't make you leave. -Are you serious? You said-- 453 00:29:59,241 --> 00:30:01,410 You said, "I think you should leave." 454 00:30:01,476 --> 00:30:03,879 What--? Oh, come on. 455 00:30:03,945 --> 00:30:09,351 Because, like, you didn't force me to leave, so I should...? 456 00:30:09,418 --> 00:30:11,420 Should I go back? [chuckles] 457 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,822 Why do you think I asked you to leave? 458 00:30:14,423 --> 00:30:17,492 [chuckles] You said I didn't belong. 459 00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:21,196 So, I don't know, was I not cool enough or...? 460 00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:24,032 Who exactly are you, anyway? 461 00:30:24,099 --> 00:30:26,101 Are you, like, in charge or...? 462 00:30:26,168 --> 00:30:28,904 Why do you think not belonging is such a bad thing? 463 00:30:29,471 --> 00:30:32,507 -Isn't that the whole point? -Whole point of what? 464 00:30:32,574 --> 00:30:34,976 This. Of this. 465 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,912 The point of what? 466 00:30:38,513 --> 00:30:40,215 Okay. [chuckles] 467 00:30:40,282 --> 00:30:42,951 Okay, okay, so, is this how this works? 468 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:45,153 Is this how what works? 469 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,955 Uh... [chuckles] 470 00:30:47,022 --> 00:30:49,524 Is this, like, an exercise? This whole thing? 471 00:30:49,591 --> 00:30:51,159 -What whole thing? -Heh. 472 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,196 You're not gonna stop, are you? 473 00:30:54,262 --> 00:30:56,431 Okay, so should I...? 474 00:30:56,498 --> 00:30:59,234 I'll go back to the thing now. 475 00:30:59,301 --> 00:31:02,337 -What thing? -The thing. 476 00:31:02,404 --> 00:31:04,639 The seminar, dance party, whatev-- 477 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,975 The whole reason I'm here. 478 00:31:07,342 --> 00:31:09,945 Okay, okay, I'm going. 479 00:31:10,545 --> 00:31:12,147 So, that's the reason you're here? 480 00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:19,254 Well, I don't know. Is there something else? 481 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,024 Would you like there to be something else? 482 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:26,361 I don't know. What else is there to do? 483 00:31:27,396 --> 00:31:29,498 What would you like to do? 484 00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:31,366 [chuckles] 485 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:35,170 I've never been to one of these things before. Why don't you tell me? 486 00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,940 Why don't you ask me the question you really wanna ask? 487 00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,978 Okay, well, what is--? What question is that? 488 00:31:43,044 --> 00:31:44,312 Why did I single you out? 489 00:31:44,379 --> 00:31:46,481 Okay, okay, why did you single me out? 490 00:31:47,149 --> 00:31:49,351 Why do you think I singled you out? 491 00:31:50,051 --> 00:31:53,221 Because I'm the new guy 492 00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:56,291 and you guys wanna do something to me? 493 00:31:57,592 --> 00:31:59,928 Do you wanna do something to me? 494 00:31:59,995 --> 00:32:01,630 No, no. 495 00:32:01,696 --> 00:32:04,666 I don't-- I don't-- I wasn't... 496 00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:06,535 I don't-- I mean, what? I... 497 00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:09,538 Is that okay with you? 498 00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:13,442 Is it okay with you? 499 00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:17,179 Look, no, no, no, I don't... 500 00:32:17,245 --> 00:32:18,947 [chuckles] 501 00:32:19,014 --> 00:32:21,550 I mean, that depends on what you wanna do. 502 00:32:21,616 --> 00:32:23,518 What... 503 00:32:24,419 --> 00:32:26,188 ...are we talking about? 504 00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:28,723 What's rule number two? 505 00:32:29,391 --> 00:32:30,959 Oh... 506 00:32:31,026 --> 00:32:33,462 -No leaders? -What do you think that means? 507 00:32:34,729 --> 00:32:38,300 It means we can... 508 00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:41,269 do whatever we want. 509 00:32:44,439 --> 00:32:46,374 Oh, fuck. Oh, man. 510 00:32:46,441 --> 00:32:49,010 -So, what do you wanna do? -I don't know. 511 00:32:49,077 --> 00:32:52,481 I honestly don't know. I... 512 00:32:52,547 --> 00:32:54,616 I'm terrible at this. Please just tell me. 513 00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:56,418 Why don't you just say it? 514 00:32:56,485 --> 00:32:58,320 Is it because you don't know? 515 00:32:58,386 --> 00:33:00,255 Or you're afraid that I might judge your answer? 516 00:33:02,023 --> 00:33:03,492 [chuckles] 517 00:33:04,092 --> 00:33:05,293 No... 518 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,629 Would you like to go to the Wish Room? 519 00:33:09,164 --> 00:33:10,465 The what? 520 00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,767 What's the Wish Room? 521 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:14,569 What do you think it is? 522 00:33:14,636 --> 00:33:16,571 [chuckles] 523 00:33:16,638 --> 00:33:21,610 I-- I imagine it's a room where you make a wish and it comes true? 524 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,247 Is that the kind of room that you'd like to go to? 525 00:33:26,081 --> 00:33:28,717 I mean, who wouldn't, right? 526 00:33:28,783 --> 00:33:31,319 I don't know. Who wouldn't? 527 00:33:34,256 --> 00:33:37,592 So, what you're saying is that I ask you, tell you, 528 00:33:37,659 --> 00:33:42,497 to take me to the Wish Room and you'd take me there? 529 00:33:43,298 --> 00:33:46,201 Do you think that's the way this works? 530 00:33:49,671 --> 00:33:51,706 Take me to the Wish Room. 531 00:35:01,343 --> 00:35:03,311 [man over speakers] Relax. 532 00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:06,781 [man speaks in French] 533 00:35:10,752 --> 00:35:13,855 [in English] You're floating away. 534 00:35:14,122 --> 00:35:15,557 Breathe. 535 00:35:16,591 --> 00:35:18,526 Breathe. 536 00:35:18,593 --> 00:35:20,228 [sighs] 537 00:35:20,895 --> 00:35:22,497 [man speaks in French] 538 00:35:24,466 --> 00:35:26,368 [door opens] 539 00:35:34,242 --> 00:35:36,277 [in English] You are floating away. 540 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:42,217 Oh, sorry. 541 00:35:42,283 --> 00:35:44,219 [man speaks in French] 542 00:35:49,591 --> 00:35:53,228 [in English] Surrender to the power of the ocean. 543 00:35:55,163 --> 00:35:56,731 Breathe. 544 00:36:20,922 --> 00:36:23,291 [whale calls playing over speakers] 545 00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:37,806 [woman panting] 546 00:37:00,361 --> 00:37:01,463 What the fuck? 547 00:37:02,831 --> 00:37:03,698 Hey! 548 00:37:10,605 --> 00:37:13,875 [in English] Surrender to the power of the ocean. 549 00:37:16,745 --> 00:37:18,446 [man speaks in French] 550 00:37:21,716 --> 00:37:23,551 [in English] Breathe. 551 00:37:32,761 --> 00:37:34,596 Jesus Christ. 552 00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:42,036 [all chanting] Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth! 553 00:37:59,053 --> 00:38:00,655 Hello? 554 00:38:04,058 --> 00:38:06,427 Where'd everyone go? 555 00:38:12,634 --> 00:38:13,968 [man 1] Be quiet. 556 00:38:19,808 --> 00:38:23,077 [man 1] We're all good, right? All good? 557 00:38:29,684 --> 00:38:30,985 Oh. 558 00:38:31,953 --> 00:38:34,455 Hi. Sorry. Uh... 559 00:38:34,522 --> 00:38:37,058 No, no, no. Come on in, please. 560 00:38:37,492 --> 00:38:39,961 Uh... No, I-- I-- I... 561 00:38:40,028 --> 00:38:41,930 Welcome. Join us. 562 00:38:42,664 --> 00:38:46,334 Okay, but I'm a fetus, I guess. [chuckles] 563 00:38:46,401 --> 00:38:48,036 I'm just looking for the big room. 564 00:38:48,102 --> 00:38:50,505 Oh, we have plenty of space in here. 565 00:38:50,572 --> 00:38:52,674 Please, have a seat. 566 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:55,810 Right. Okay, okay. Sorry. 567 00:38:55,877 --> 00:38:56,945 All right. 568 00:38:57,645 --> 00:38:59,113 Hi. Hi. 569 00:38:59,981 --> 00:39:01,482 Sorry. 570 00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:03,051 What's your name? 571 00:39:03,117 --> 00:39:04,419 Uh, Kyle. 572 00:39:04,485 --> 00:39:05,920 Kyle. 573 00:39:05,987 --> 00:39:07,088 I'm Air. 574 00:39:08,022 --> 00:39:10,792 -Hi. -I feel like I knew you were coming. 575 00:39:10,859 --> 00:39:12,894 [chuckles] Did you feel it, too? 576 00:39:13,795 --> 00:39:15,630 Um... Well... [chuckles] 577 00:39:16,998 --> 00:39:19,767 We're really glad to have you join us. 578 00:39:19,834 --> 00:39:21,369 Join our circle. 579 00:39:22,503 --> 00:39:24,839 Thank you. Great. Yeah, me too. [chuckles] 580 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:29,077 Okay, everyone, relax. 581 00:39:29,143 --> 00:39:31,679 Close your eyes. 582 00:39:34,015 --> 00:39:36,117 Relax. 583 00:39:37,685 --> 00:39:39,754 Breathe. 584 00:39:44,058 --> 00:39:45,894 Breathe. 585 00:39:48,863 --> 00:39:51,733 Feel each other's presence. 586 00:39:54,135 --> 00:39:56,838 There's something else in the room, isn't there? 587 00:39:57,605 --> 00:39:59,641 Does everyone else feel it? 588 00:40:01,643 --> 00:40:03,177 It's floating. 589 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:05,079 Somewhere... 590 00:40:05,146 --> 00:40:06,648 over there. 591 00:40:07,815 --> 00:40:10,752 Over Kyle. Near the ceiling. 592 00:40:13,521 --> 00:40:19,127 Oh. It's a wave of pure white light. 593 00:40:20,128 --> 00:40:22,997 Breathe it in. 594 00:40:27,936 --> 00:40:29,537 [Air gasps] 595 00:40:29,604 --> 00:40:31,139 Something's not right. 596 00:40:34,609 --> 00:40:37,679 Something's not right. I feel like it wants to hurt me. 597 00:40:37,745 --> 00:40:40,081 Like it's inside of me, touching me with it's-- 598 00:40:40,148 --> 00:40:43,651 Oh, God, who brought this thing in here?! 599 00:40:44,218 --> 00:40:45,720 [man] You okay? 600 00:40:47,088 --> 00:40:50,625 -It's okay. It's okay, what's wrong? -I'm sorry. 601 00:40:52,126 --> 00:40:54,062 I lost the connection. 602 00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:58,499 I'm so sorry. I'm trying so hard. 603 00:40:58,866 --> 00:41:00,468 Don't be sorry. Let's explore that. 604 00:41:00,535 --> 00:41:01,636 When did you lose it? 605 00:41:02,837 --> 00:41:04,172 Mmm. 606 00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,676 Well, I think I might know the answer. 607 00:41:09,711 --> 00:41:11,512 You mind if I say it? 608 00:41:14,482 --> 00:41:16,884 Was it when this asshole burst in here like a wet fart? 609 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:23,791 [Kyle] Wait. Wha...? 610 00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:27,962 Hey, hey, hey, it's okay, it's okay. It's over, okay? 611 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:29,530 Come on, come on. 612 00:41:29,597 --> 00:41:30,732 There you go, there you go. 613 00:41:30,798 --> 00:41:33,835 -It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. -I am so sorry. 614 00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:36,104 Why don't you go ahead and have a seat, okay? 615 00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:37,572 There you go. 616 00:41:38,673 --> 00:41:41,776 -Hey, I'm sorry. I-- -Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay. 617 00:41:41,843 --> 00:41:43,745 It's okay. You're okay, right, Air? 618 00:41:43,811 --> 00:41:47,081 See? See? No one got punched in the face. 619 00:41:47,148 --> 00:41:49,951 All right? Let's reboot. Not restart. 620 00:41:51,019 --> 00:41:52,253 It's good. 621 00:41:53,588 --> 00:41:54,989 Okay, so... 622 00:41:56,290 --> 00:41:58,860 How about we try it again? Yup? 623 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,595 [clears throat] 624 00:42:02,764 --> 00:42:05,199 Kyle? You wanna give it a shot? 625 00:42:06,034 --> 00:42:09,771 -I don't know what you guys are doing. -Don't worry, no one's gonna bite. 626 00:42:10,772 --> 00:42:11,973 Stand up. 627 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,275 -Come on, stand up. -Sorry. 628 00:42:14,876 --> 00:42:16,878 There you go. 629 00:42:17,612 --> 00:42:20,214 [exhaling] 630 00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:23,818 There you go. Are you good? 631 00:42:23,885 --> 00:42:25,319 -Yeah, I'm-- Yeah. -Okay. All right. 632 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,088 Okay, come on. 633 00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,863 -All right. -Sorry. 634 00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:37,098 Go ahead. 635 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,035 What do you want me to do? 636 00:42:41,702 --> 00:42:43,337 Just go for it. 637 00:42:43,604 --> 00:42:45,006 Go ahead and lead us. 638 00:42:46,674 --> 00:42:48,076 Okay, I... 639 00:42:48,142 --> 00:42:50,745 Sorry, I'm not supposed to be here now, so-- 640 00:42:50,812 --> 00:42:53,347 You're not supposed to be here now? 641 00:42:54,816 --> 00:42:59,020 Yeah, yeah, no. I was with the... 642 00:42:59,087 --> 00:43:02,790 Or I missed the end of the orientation, so I think I'm... 643 00:43:02,857 --> 00:43:05,993 Uh, I'm supposed to be, you know... 644 00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:08,996 This is, like, an advanced group, right? 645 00:43:09,063 --> 00:43:11,732 Wow. Mm. 646 00:43:11,799 --> 00:43:13,768 Someone wanna tell me where the advanced group is? 647 00:43:13,835 --> 00:43:15,236 That sounds pretty cool. 648 00:43:17,004 --> 00:43:20,041 What do they teach in the advanced group? How to walk through walls and shit? 649 00:43:22,110 --> 00:43:23,277 Okay. 650 00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:26,347 -You want me to leave? -Why are you asking me? 651 00:43:27,315 --> 00:43:29,717 This is like an exercise, right? 652 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:33,321 This is like an exercise? No. 653 00:43:34,055 --> 00:43:35,189 No. 654 00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:37,125 This is reality. 655 00:43:38,626 --> 00:43:41,896 Are you supposed to be here or not? You tell me. I've never fucking met you. 656 00:43:46,801 --> 00:43:47,835 Okay. 657 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,041 I'm gonna-- Excuse me. 658 00:43:54,108 --> 00:43:57,778 Hey, hey, hey, relax. Relax, come here. 659 00:43:57,845 --> 00:44:00,948 I'm just fucking with you to make a point, okay? 660 00:44:01,749 --> 00:44:03,384 You are supposed to be here, Kyle. 661 00:44:03,651 --> 00:44:06,354 Please, stay with us. [chuckles] 662 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:08,356 -You're supposed to be here, okay? -Okay. 663 00:44:08,422 --> 00:44:10,324 Okay, sit down. Come on. 664 00:44:10,391 --> 00:44:12,260 Come on, sit down. You're good, come on. 665 00:44:12,326 --> 00:44:13,794 There you go. 666 00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:16,764 I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 667 00:44:16,831 --> 00:44:19,066 That's okay, man. 668 00:44:20,735 --> 00:44:23,037 [grunting] 669 00:44:23,104 --> 00:44:24,739 Oh, what happened? Someone hit you? 670 00:44:25,206 --> 00:44:26,941 The fuck?! 671 00:44:27,008 --> 00:44:30,178 Or it's just an exercise. So, what do you do when someone hits you? 672 00:44:30,244 --> 00:44:31,445 You just take it like that? 673 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:34,081 Fuck, man, you can't just fucking hit people! 674 00:44:34,148 --> 00:44:35,349 Why not? 675 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:39,787 Anyone else think their ego trumps the death of the universe? 676 00:44:39,854 --> 00:44:41,956 You can leave any time. 677 00:44:42,023 --> 00:44:44,825 What about you, Spielberg? You getting enough for your spank reel? 678 00:44:44,892 --> 00:44:48,362 Let me out now! What the fuck is your problem, man? 679 00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:51,065 Everything was just fine till you showed up. Wasn't it, gang? 680 00:44:51,999 --> 00:44:53,935 -I don't need this. -You don't need what? 681 00:44:54,001 --> 00:44:56,737 I don't need whatever bullshit test you're teaching, man. 682 00:44:56,804 --> 00:44:58,372 Don't you fucking listen to anything? 683 00:44:58,439 --> 00:45:00,308 There are no teachers here. 684 00:45:00,374 --> 00:45:02,810 -I'm not gonna hit you, man. -What? 685 00:45:02,877 --> 00:45:05,913 [chuckles] Why would I want you to hit me? 686 00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:08,849 Is that how you get hard? You make Daddy spank you? 687 00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:12,320 -Oh, no, what's going on? No one there? -God. 688 00:45:12,386 --> 00:45:14,155 Maybe they want you here for a reason. 689 00:45:14,956 --> 00:45:16,791 Why don't you sit the fuck down next to Air 690 00:45:16,857 --> 00:45:19,126 and she can tell you more about what angel dicks taste like. 691 00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:24,432 Really nice, guys. You just let this guy bully you? 692 00:45:24,498 --> 00:45:28,102 They're here to admit that consciousness is a mistake. 693 00:45:28,169 --> 00:45:31,939 -Not take over class on day one. -Oh, whatever. 694 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,375 Jesus Christ! 695 00:45:36,477 --> 00:45:39,380 You got a seriously fucked up life, man. I almost felt bad for you. 696 00:45:39,447 --> 00:45:42,083 Cute wife. You think you were her first choice? 697 00:45:43,017 --> 00:45:45,152 Wow, look at those guys. Nice polo. 698 00:45:45,219 --> 00:45:47,521 -These guys even alive? -How did you get these? 699 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:50,391 "Hey, guys, totally got the hookup from National First on my mortgage. 700 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:53,928 Hashtag "first time homeowner," hashtag "woot," hashtag "YOLO." 701 00:45:54,328 --> 00:45:59,266 Wow. Really good to see that $80,000 creative writing MFA isn't going to waste. 702 00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,068 How did you get these? 703 00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:05,006 -Is that my phone? -Technically, 704 00:46:05,072 --> 00:46:07,108 until the end of the weekend, it's our phone. 705 00:46:07,174 --> 00:46:09,477 -Give me that back. -This isn't really a phone, is it? 706 00:46:09,543 --> 00:46:13,014 -This is the key to his prison cell. -Oh, my fucking God. 707 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,516 Wow. You see that? You see how worked up he's getting? 708 00:46:15,783 --> 00:46:19,120 -I believe that's what we call a red flag. -You stole my phone. 709 00:46:19,186 --> 00:46:23,024 You gave this to total strangers willingly! 710 00:46:24,859 --> 00:46:27,194 This has got your entire life on here, man. 711 00:46:29,397 --> 00:46:32,099 Pictures of your daughter, your wife. 712 00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:34,502 -Fuck. -Layout of your house. 713 00:46:34,568 --> 00:46:36,937 Home addresses of friends and family. 714 00:46:38,139 --> 00:46:41,842 The passwords of your security systems and bank accounts 715 00:46:41,909 --> 00:46:45,112 just saved in your e-mail folder, like an idiot. 716 00:46:46,113 --> 00:46:48,049 You don't even have a passcode on this. 717 00:46:48,516 --> 00:46:50,117 Hey, hey, no-- 718 00:46:50,184 --> 00:46:53,454 It's okay. Dude, it is okay. 719 00:46:53,521 --> 00:46:55,122 I'm as bad as you. 720 00:46:55,923 --> 00:46:58,292 We all are, aren't we? 721 00:46:59,060 --> 00:47:00,161 This? 722 00:47:01,495 --> 00:47:05,299 This is not reality. None of the shit on here is real. 723 00:47:09,270 --> 00:47:10,404 That's reality. 724 00:47:11,839 --> 00:47:13,240 This... 725 00:47:14,141 --> 00:47:16,277 ...is just silicon and air. 726 00:47:22,850 --> 00:47:23,984 Let me out. 727 00:47:24,051 --> 00:47:27,188 -Oh, come on. It's over, let's be friends. -I wanna leave right now. 728 00:47:29,857 --> 00:47:31,492 Don't you listen to anything? 729 00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:34,862 You can go any time you want. 730 00:47:40,234 --> 00:47:41,569 There's the door. 731 00:47:54,348 --> 00:47:55,649 Namaste. 732 00:47:57,518 --> 00:47:59,453 All right, everybody take off your clothes. 733 00:48:02,990 --> 00:48:04,091 [groans] 734 00:48:10,564 --> 00:48:12,600 Fucking goddamn it. 735 00:48:14,401 --> 00:48:15,536 Fuck. 736 00:48:18,606 --> 00:48:20,474 Oh, fuck! 737 00:48:21,976 --> 00:48:23,410 [sighs] 738 00:48:41,962 --> 00:48:43,564 [grunting] 739 00:48:44,598 --> 00:48:47,668 -Can we help you? -[Kyle] How do I get out of here? 740 00:48:47,935 --> 00:48:49,637 Are you feeling all right? You look a little-- 741 00:48:49,703 --> 00:48:53,207 Hey, hey. Hold on one second. Are you sure you feel all right? 742 00:48:53,274 --> 00:48:56,510 Just show me how to get out of this dungeon. 743 00:48:57,044 --> 00:48:59,346 Oh. I think it's this way. 744 00:48:59,413 --> 00:49:02,316 I'm Todd, by the way. You're Kyle, right? 745 00:49:02,383 --> 00:49:03,984 How do you know my name? 746 00:49:04,051 --> 00:49:07,254 You're the one that Ray picked on in his speech, right? 747 00:49:07,321 --> 00:49:08,522 Hey, don't feel bad about that. 748 00:49:08,589 --> 00:49:11,225 He always tries to throw you off-balance your first time. 749 00:49:11,292 --> 00:49:14,195 -It's sort of an honor. -Just show me how to get out of here. 750 00:49:14,261 --> 00:49:16,997 Cool, cool. Yeah, right this way. 751 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:23,737 Can I just say something, Kyle? Kyle, if I may. 752 00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,172 -Breathe. -I am. 753 00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,074 No, no, really take a second. 754 00:49:27,141 --> 00:49:30,244 You know, calm your body and just breathe. 755 00:49:30,311 --> 00:49:31,579 Breathe? You want me to breathe? 756 00:49:31,645 --> 00:49:36,016 A guy fucking punched me, threw a chair, broke into my phone. 757 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,686 Wow. Okay, was he trying to make a point or--? 758 00:49:38,752 --> 00:49:40,287 I don't care. 759 00:49:41,255 --> 00:49:43,224 I know where you're coming from, man. 760 00:49:43,290 --> 00:49:45,593 -Yeah, Rebirth, it's intense. -Fuck. 761 00:49:45,659 --> 00:49:47,595 I washed out my first three tries. 762 00:49:47,661 --> 00:49:50,197 And it took me four years before I came back. 763 00:49:50,264 --> 00:49:54,368 Lost everything in those four years. My job, my credit, my house. 764 00:49:54,435 --> 00:49:57,304 My two girls wouldn't even talk to me because I couldn't face the things 765 00:49:57,371 --> 00:49:59,240 that Rebirth was trying to get me to confront. 766 00:49:59,306 --> 00:50:02,509 -I don't care. -Can I just say? 767 00:50:02,576 --> 00:50:05,779 The whole point of Rebirth, basically, 768 00:50:06,513 --> 00:50:08,582 is to find what you need, not what you want. 769 00:50:08,649 --> 00:50:12,586 And sometimes, what you need, Kyle, not super-pleasant. 770 00:50:12,653 --> 00:50:15,089 I don't need any of this. 771 00:50:15,155 --> 00:50:17,691 Fair enough, but you know if you walk into a room 772 00:50:17,758 --> 00:50:20,194 and it's too heavy for you, you just leave. 773 00:50:20,261 --> 00:50:21,595 That's what you're supposed to do. 774 00:50:21,662 --> 00:50:24,565 See, everybody needs something different, so every room is different, 775 00:50:24,632 --> 00:50:26,567 but you gotta keep opening those doors. 776 00:50:26,634 --> 00:50:28,168 He broke into my phone. 777 00:50:28,235 --> 00:50:29,470 And it stays in the room. 778 00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:30,704 Everything stays in the room. 779 00:50:30,771 --> 00:50:33,440 Just show me where the exit is. 780 00:50:35,442 --> 00:50:38,345 I think I know where you were. Yeah. 781 00:50:38,412 --> 00:50:41,649 Can I just say, it's not gonna get worse than that? 782 00:50:41,715 --> 00:50:43,550 Unless you want it to. Can I say that? 783 00:50:43,617 --> 00:50:45,286 Is the shuttle out there? 784 00:50:46,186 --> 00:50:47,621 You're already here, man. 785 00:50:47,688 --> 00:50:51,358 It's more interesting than, what, a night of TV? 786 00:50:51,425 --> 00:50:53,294 And don't forget about Zack. 787 00:50:54,561 --> 00:50:55,729 You know Zack? 788 00:50:55,796 --> 00:50:58,699 Of course I know Zack. I love Zack. 789 00:50:58,766 --> 00:51:00,334 So, Zack is here? 790 00:51:00,668 --> 00:51:03,203 Uh... [groans] 791 00:51:03,270 --> 00:51:05,372 I don't think I can actually say that. 792 00:51:05,439 --> 00:51:07,107 You don't? It's easy. 793 00:51:07,174 --> 00:51:09,576 He's either here or he's not. Yes or no. 794 00:51:09,643 --> 00:51:13,814 No, but not no as in he's not here. No as in... 795 00:51:15,449 --> 00:51:18,652 I can't break the spoiler rule, man. 796 00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,120 -Fuck. -Okay, look. 797 00:51:20,187 --> 00:51:22,089 Look, look, look. Wait, wait, wait. 798 00:51:22,690 --> 00:51:24,758 You're not supposed to find him yet. 799 00:51:24,825 --> 00:51:29,530 And if he were here, theoretically... you will. 800 00:51:29,596 --> 00:51:30,664 Maybe. 801 00:51:30,731 --> 00:51:31,832 [groans] 802 00:51:32,099 --> 00:51:33,167 I wish I could say more. 803 00:51:33,233 --> 00:51:36,670 I have no idea what you're talking about. 804 00:51:36,737 --> 00:51:37,838 Okay. 805 00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:41,241 Off the record. 806 00:51:41,308 --> 00:51:44,111 There are no leaders here, man. 807 00:51:44,178 --> 00:51:48,716 Zack is doing his Rebirth just like everybody else. 808 00:51:48,782 --> 00:51:53,287 Just like everybody else. 809 00:51:53,887 --> 00:51:56,623 And when you're supposed to find him... 810 00:51:58,692 --> 00:52:01,595 I'm gonna take you to a room you're gonna love, okay? 811 00:52:01,662 --> 00:52:04,465 Spoiler curtain down. You are gonna love it. 812 00:52:04,531 --> 00:52:07,134 Man to man, no cameras, no bullshit. 813 00:52:07,768 --> 00:52:09,336 You're gonna love this room. 814 00:52:11,572 --> 00:52:13,607 Hey, guys. This is Kyle. 815 00:52:13,674 --> 00:52:15,476 He's a good friend of Zack's. 816 00:52:15,542 --> 00:52:18,445 -[woman] Hi, Kyle. -I love Zack. 817 00:52:18,512 --> 00:52:21,482 [man] Welcome, Kyle. I'm Gabriel. 818 00:52:21,548 --> 00:52:22,750 Call me Gabe. 819 00:52:23,317 --> 00:52:25,152 Come. Join us. 820 00:52:29,490 --> 00:52:32,493 This is Kyle's first Rebirth. He's feeling a little overwhelmed. 821 00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:34,762 He could really use some unconditional love. 822 00:52:35,863 --> 00:52:37,564 Leave the door open. 823 00:52:37,631 --> 00:52:38,799 Whatever makes you comfortable. 824 00:52:38,866 --> 00:52:42,269 If anybody fucks with me again, I will call 911. 825 00:52:42,336 --> 00:52:43,771 [all chuckle] 826 00:52:44,772 --> 00:52:45,839 Deal. 827 00:52:55,282 --> 00:52:56,850 [Gabe] Mm. [woman] Mm. 828 00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:58,752 -Welcome. -Hi. 829 00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:00,954 Okay. That's all right. Hi. 830 00:53:01,221 --> 00:53:02,322 [Gabe] Kyle. 831 00:53:02,389 --> 00:53:04,525 This circle is about honesty. 832 00:53:04,591 --> 00:53:08,629 It's about saying whatever's on your mind right now, in the moment. 833 00:53:11,231 --> 00:53:12,466 Okay. 834 00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,538 Kyle, I feel like you're really nervous right now. 835 00:53:17,604 --> 00:53:18,939 Yeah, well... 836 00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:20,874 Yeah, yeah. 837 00:53:20,941 --> 00:53:22,342 [Gabe] That's okay, that's okay. 838 00:53:22,409 --> 00:53:26,513 Just tell us what you're thinking at this moment. 839 00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:29,483 Now... be honest. 840 00:53:31,518 --> 00:53:33,687 Okay. Uh... 841 00:53:33,754 --> 00:53:37,758 I think this whole Rebirth thing is pretty fucked up. 842 00:53:38,792 --> 00:53:40,227 [woman 1] Mm. [woman 2] Hmm. 843 00:53:40,294 --> 00:53:41,395 [Gabe] Hm. 844 00:53:41,462 --> 00:53:44,398 [all] Mm. 845 00:53:44,465 --> 00:53:46,900 I remember feeling the exact same way. 846 00:53:48,802 --> 00:53:51,405 -I totally empathize. -Okay, thank you. 847 00:53:51,939 --> 00:53:54,441 Is there something you wanna share with the group? 848 00:53:54,508 --> 00:53:57,277 Nope, nope. Everything's good. 849 00:53:57,344 --> 00:54:00,013 It's all great. Everything's great. Thank you, that's fine. 850 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,882 Thank you. Carry on. 851 00:54:03,517 --> 00:54:05,319 You know, I don't-- 852 00:54:05,385 --> 00:54:07,754 I don't feel like you're being honest. 853 00:54:08,455 --> 00:54:09,923 I don't feel like that, either. 854 00:54:11,391 --> 00:54:13,527 Yeah, well, what do you want? 855 00:54:13,594 --> 00:54:15,562 All we want is honesty. 856 00:54:15,629 --> 00:54:18,832 Now, if you have to say something negative... 857 00:54:19,833 --> 00:54:20,968 ...just be honest about it. 858 00:54:23,003 --> 00:54:24,304 Okay. 859 00:54:24,872 --> 00:54:27,274 I think this is a fucking joke. 860 00:54:27,341 --> 00:54:31,311 I think you're all a bunch of arrogant assholes 861 00:54:31,378 --> 00:54:34,848 who think you're superior to everyone because... [chuckles] 862 00:54:34,915 --> 00:54:36,984 I don't know, you're so open-minded, 863 00:54:37,050 --> 00:54:39,353 it'd be okay if someone shot you in the face? 864 00:54:39,853 --> 00:54:43,390 And I'm fucking pissed I wasted a day I could've spent with my kid 865 00:54:43,457 --> 00:54:46,059 doing this hippie bullshit my friend, 866 00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:49,963 who I don't even really know is my friend, tricked me into. 867 00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:52,399 And I don't know what this is, 868 00:54:52,466 --> 00:54:54,635 but I wouldn't be surprised if you dick-sacks 869 00:54:54,701 --> 00:54:56,770 are stealing my identity right now. 870 00:54:56,837 --> 00:54:58,338 And I wanna go home. 871 00:54:58,405 --> 00:55:00,607 Is that honest enough for you, Gabe? 872 00:55:06,580 --> 00:55:09,383 I just wanna say that I'm really connecting 873 00:55:09,449 --> 00:55:12,519 to what Kyle is feeling right now. 874 00:55:12,586 --> 00:55:14,054 Me too. 875 00:55:14,321 --> 00:55:16,690 [Gabe] What's making you feel connected to Kyle? 876 00:55:17,558 --> 00:55:22,629 I guess, his honesty about feeling like he doesn't belong, 877 00:55:22,696 --> 00:55:24,998 because I was feeling that way, too. 878 00:55:25,999 --> 00:55:28,068 And I'm glad that someone just came in here 879 00:55:28,335 --> 00:55:30,571 and called everyone on their bullshit. 880 00:55:30,637 --> 00:55:31,805 [Gabe] Mmm. 881 00:55:31,872 --> 00:55:33,106 Kyle. 882 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:34,808 How do you feel about that? 883 00:55:36,643 --> 00:55:39,413 Uh, good, I guess. 884 00:55:40,113 --> 00:55:44,885 I'm feeling, like, a lot of anger out of you. 885 00:55:45,485 --> 00:55:48,689 But, like, a lot of life, too, 886 00:55:48,755 --> 00:55:53,427 -and I don't know, um... vitality? -[Gabe] Mm. 887 00:55:54,127 --> 00:55:58,999 -And I'm kind of really drawn to that. -[woman 3] Me too. 888 00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:06,006 Yeah. Yeah, I'm feeling like this tractor beam of male energy... 889 00:56:06,073 --> 00:56:09,076 that I haven't felt anywhere else this weekend. 890 00:56:09,142 --> 00:56:11,411 Can I say something weird? 891 00:56:11,478 --> 00:56:13,614 Just stay in the moment. 892 00:56:15,115 --> 00:56:19,486 I feel like, I go to these kinds of things a lot, 893 00:56:19,553 --> 00:56:22,155 and I meet a lot of guys who wanna be here. 894 00:56:23,624 --> 00:56:27,394 But I never meet guys who should be here... 895 00:56:28,895 --> 00:56:30,597 ...until now. 896 00:56:30,664 --> 00:56:35,435 And this is probably terrible to say about a first-timer, but... 897 00:56:37,504 --> 00:56:38,905 I probably shouldn't say it. 898 00:56:40,007 --> 00:56:42,909 Just... tell the truth. 899 00:56:47,047 --> 00:56:49,016 When I look at Kyle... 900 00:56:50,617 --> 00:56:51,652 ...I see this... 901 00:56:52,986 --> 00:56:56,556 ...huge, angry... 902 00:56:57,057 --> 00:56:59,660 ...erect cock. 903 00:57:00,193 --> 00:57:03,030 [women chuckling] 904 00:57:04,965 --> 00:57:06,867 [all chuckle] 905 00:57:07,567 --> 00:57:10,070 Do you feel threatened by the cock? 906 00:57:12,806 --> 00:57:14,942 How does the cock make you feel? 907 00:57:17,210 --> 00:57:18,612 Happy. 908 00:57:22,883 --> 00:57:24,217 Intrigued. 909 00:57:25,852 --> 00:57:26,753 Okay. 910 00:57:27,187 --> 00:57:28,789 Horny. 911 00:57:30,023 --> 00:57:30,991 [Gabe] Kyle. 912 00:57:32,059 --> 00:57:33,927 How do you feel hearing this? 913 00:57:33,994 --> 00:57:35,662 Uh... 914 00:57:36,029 --> 00:57:37,864 I-- It... 915 00:57:38,999 --> 00:57:42,502 Good. This-- I mean, it's nice. Thank you. 916 00:57:42,569 --> 00:57:45,472 -[Gabe] Is that all? -I, uh... Um... 917 00:57:46,039 --> 00:57:47,474 I don't know. 918 00:57:47,874 --> 00:57:53,046 Do you feel any shame having these women tell you how they feel about you? 919 00:57:53,113 --> 00:57:53,981 No, no. 920 00:57:56,650 --> 00:57:58,151 No, no, no. 921 00:57:58,218 --> 00:57:59,720 I don't know, I don't know. 922 00:57:59,786 --> 00:58:02,255 Oh, good, good. Stay with that. 923 00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:04,057 How about you, Betty? 924 00:58:04,791 --> 00:58:08,495 What do you feel about Kyle right now? 925 00:58:08,562 --> 00:58:11,198 I'm starting to feel really turned on. 926 00:58:12,866 --> 00:58:16,603 I just wanna say that I'm feeling this... 927 00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:22,943 ...amazing spontaneity in the room right now. 928 00:58:23,010 --> 00:58:24,177 [all chuckle] 929 00:58:26,847 --> 00:58:32,219 I feel like we're all on the same wavelength... 930 00:58:33,086 --> 00:58:34,688 ...of breaking through our inhibitions 931 00:58:34,755 --> 00:58:37,524 and doing something really crazy, don't you, guys? 932 00:58:37,591 --> 00:58:38,825 [all chuckling] 933 00:58:38,892 --> 00:58:43,263 Do you feel like you're waiting for someone to take the first step? 934 00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:47,200 -Kind of. -[Gabe] Mm. 935 00:58:48,735 --> 00:58:50,170 Kind of. 936 00:58:50,237 --> 00:58:51,138 Man. 937 00:58:52,305 --> 00:58:55,308 [Gabe] All right. Now I wanna check back in with Kyle. 938 00:58:56,209 --> 00:58:57,544 Kyle. 939 00:58:58,612 --> 00:58:59,780 Kyle. 940 00:59:00,147 --> 00:59:01,815 How are you feeling? 941 00:59:01,882 --> 00:59:03,316 Do you feel safe? 942 00:59:04,951 --> 00:59:06,887 Uh, heh... 943 00:59:07,854 --> 00:59:09,289 Yeah? 944 00:59:09,556 --> 00:59:14,161 [Gabe] Uh, you know that felt more like a question than an answer. 945 00:59:15,028 --> 00:59:17,264 -Do you still wanna go home? -Uh... 946 00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:18,331 [Gabe] Hmm? 947 00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:20,033 [man] Hello?! 948 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:21,868 [Gabe] Kyle. 949 00:59:22,803 --> 00:59:26,339 What would you like to have happen in this room? 950 00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:29,209 -[man] Hello?! -I don't know, I don't-- 951 00:59:30,043 --> 00:59:31,078 Not sure. 952 00:59:31,144 --> 00:59:32,879 [man] Hello? 953 00:59:34,114 --> 00:59:35,715 [Gabe] Betty? [man] Hello? 954 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:39,252 What do you want Kyle to do right now? 955 00:59:40,187 --> 00:59:41,955 I want Kyle to fuck me. 956 00:59:42,022 --> 00:59:43,957 -Really? -Yeah. 957 00:59:45,258 --> 00:59:47,694 [man] Please, please. [Gabe] Kyle, do you wanna do that? 958 00:59:48,662 --> 00:59:50,964 [man] Somebody help me! Please. 959 00:59:51,031 --> 00:59:52,933 I, uh... What is--? 960 00:59:52,999 --> 00:59:55,802 -[man] Please, somebody help me! -Who is that? What is that? 961 00:59:55,869 --> 00:59:58,071 [man] You fucking sick motherfuckers! 962 00:59:58,138 --> 01:00:00,774 All right, does anybody--? Do you hear--? Is that a thing? 963 01:00:00,841 --> 01:00:01,808 Is that part of this? 964 01:00:02,709 --> 01:00:05,812 Why do you think that person is your responsibility? 965 01:00:05,879 --> 01:00:08,348 [man] This is so fucked up! 966 01:00:08,615 --> 01:00:11,952 All right, all right, all right. Jesus. Jesus Christ. 967 01:00:12,018 --> 01:00:13,620 -[woman] I know, right? -Who is that? 968 01:00:13,687 --> 01:00:16,723 Do you think that man's needs trump your own? 969 01:00:16,790 --> 01:00:20,293 What is this? Is this part of this? Is this part of the thing? 970 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,896 You can't return to the same place twice. 971 01:00:22,963 --> 01:00:24,931 [man] I'm being held against my will! 972 01:00:24,998 --> 01:00:26,199 [Kyle] Jesus. 973 01:00:26,266 --> 01:00:28,635 [man] Held against my will! 974 01:00:29,236 --> 01:00:30,937 Anybody. Anybody, please. 975 01:00:31,004 --> 01:00:32,405 Who is that? 976 01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:35,809 -[man] Can anybody fucking hear me? -Hello? 977 01:00:35,876 --> 01:00:37,177 What the fuck? 978 01:00:37,244 --> 01:00:40,080 -Hello? -[man] Oh, God, please! 979 01:00:41,948 --> 01:00:43,016 What the hell is going on? 980 01:00:43,083 --> 01:00:45,152 What do you think is going on? 981 01:00:45,218 --> 01:00:47,120 -[man] Is someone out there? -Who is that? 982 01:00:47,187 --> 01:00:49,923 -Who do you think it is? -Stop. Stop. 983 01:00:49,990 --> 01:00:52,425 -Stop with that shit! -Stop what? 984 01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:54,995 [man] Anybody, please. Anybody. 985 01:00:55,061 --> 01:00:56,830 Kyle, please stop. He's fine. 986 01:00:56,897 --> 01:00:58,899 -Open the door! -[man] Is someone out there? 987 01:00:58,965 --> 01:01:02,135 Okay, it's not what it looks like. He knows he can quit any time. 988 01:01:02,202 --> 01:01:04,137 [man] Hello?! 989 01:01:04,204 --> 01:01:06,039 Hello? Hello? 990 01:01:06,106 --> 01:01:07,340 Goddamn it, is this real?! 991 01:01:07,407 --> 01:01:10,343 Okay, the man behind this door is at a very delicate phase of his Rebirth. 992 01:01:10,410 --> 01:01:13,413 -Shut up. I don't wanna hear it! -Okay, just stop. 993 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,682 I never told you about my life before Rebirth. 994 01:01:15,749 --> 01:01:17,017 I don't care. 995 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:18,818 I could tell you I was a drug addict. 996 01:01:18,885 --> 01:01:20,887 I could tell you that my kid was taken away from me. 997 01:01:20,954 --> 01:01:23,790 I could tell you anything, but it doesn't matter. 998 01:01:23,857 --> 01:01:26,693 What matters is I'm not the same person I used to be. 999 01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:31,264 -[man] Please. -I don't even know your name, lady. 1000 01:01:31,331 --> 01:01:32,265 Kyle! 1001 01:01:35,468 --> 01:01:38,738 Okay, I know this looks crazy, but he actually needs this. 1002 01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:42,042 Jesus, Zack. 1003 01:01:42,108 --> 01:01:43,343 -Zack? -Stop talking to him. 1004 01:01:43,410 --> 01:01:45,145 -We need help. -What are they doing to you? 1005 01:01:45,212 --> 01:01:47,814 It's okay. I don't want you to talk to him. We're getting help-- 1006 01:01:47,881 --> 01:01:49,816 -Get out of here! -It's okay, sweetie-- 1007 01:01:49,883 --> 01:01:51,318 Shut up! 1008 01:01:54,254 --> 01:01:55,388 [grunts] 1009 01:01:59,326 --> 01:02:01,928 Okay. I'm gonna get you down, all right? 1010 01:02:02,729 --> 01:02:04,431 Jesus. Fuck. 1011 01:02:06,499 --> 01:02:08,034 Okay. 1012 01:02:08,101 --> 01:02:09,369 All right, all right, hold still. 1013 01:02:10,403 --> 01:02:12,239 Oh, I can feel your belly. 1014 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:15,375 What the fuck happened to your pants, man? 1015 01:02:15,442 --> 01:02:17,944 -Ha-ha-ha! -What the hell are you laughing at? 1016 01:02:18,011 --> 01:02:19,212 God. 1017 01:02:19,279 --> 01:02:20,480 What the fuck did they do--? 1018 01:02:20,747 --> 01:02:21,748 -Oh, fuck. -Careful. 1019 01:02:21,815 --> 01:02:23,883 One of those buckets is my bathroom. 1020 01:02:23,950 --> 01:02:25,252 What? 1021 01:02:25,318 --> 01:02:28,822 Hey, did I, like, tell you how much it means to me 1022 01:02:28,888 --> 01:02:30,457 -that you came this weekend? -Put this on. 1023 01:02:30,523 --> 01:02:33,093 -Okay? Put this on. -Is it time? Is it T-shirt time? 1024 01:02:33,159 --> 01:02:35,895 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's T-shirt time. Come on, come on. 1025 01:02:36,496 --> 01:02:38,331 Jesus Christ. 1026 01:02:38,398 --> 01:02:40,200 What are these, man? 1027 01:02:40,267 --> 01:02:41,434 Are these branding marks? 1028 01:02:41,501 --> 01:02:43,870 Those are my Rebirths, man. 1029 01:02:43,937 --> 01:02:46,006 Come on, come on, come on. 1030 01:02:46,072 --> 01:02:47,841 Jesse's trying-- 1031 01:02:47,907 --> 01:02:51,011 Is helping break my attachments to the domination game. 1032 01:02:51,077 --> 01:02:53,413 To, like, the status thing. You know what I'm saying? 1033 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,882 -You're gonna put these pants on. -No, no, no. 1034 01:02:57,017 --> 01:02:58,885 Put the pants on. Put them on. 1035 01:02:58,952 --> 01:03:01,087 You were just screaming for help. Why not? 1036 01:03:01,154 --> 01:03:04,057 [laughing] 1037 01:03:04,124 --> 01:03:06,493 No, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no. No. 1038 01:03:06,559 --> 01:03:08,895 No, no, no. 1039 01:03:08,962 --> 01:03:10,230 No, no, no. 1040 01:03:10,297 --> 01:03:13,333 [woman] Stop hurting him! Stop hurting him. 1041 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,435 Zack, are you okay? 1042 01:03:15,502 --> 01:03:18,405 Where's Jesse? Is Jesse out there? Naomi, just-- Could you get Jesse? 1043 01:03:18,471 --> 01:03:20,507 -Could you get Jesse? -Who the fuck is Jesse? 1044 01:03:20,573 --> 01:03:22,409 [Naomi] Jesse's coming, honey. Hang in there. 1045 01:03:22,475 --> 01:03:24,544 Okay, thank you, Naomi. 1046 01:03:24,811 --> 01:03:28,048 All right, I hope you know that I have called the police, 1047 01:03:28,114 --> 01:03:29,282 and they are on their way. 1048 01:03:29,349 --> 01:03:30,884 [Naomi] No, you didn't. 1049 01:03:30,950 --> 01:03:32,352 Yes, I did. 1050 01:03:32,419 --> 01:03:34,321 -Fuck. Hey, Kyle, Kyle, I... -Oh, fuck. 1051 01:03:34,387 --> 01:03:35,588 [Zack squeals] 1052 01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:36,523 Stop it. 1053 01:03:37,424 --> 01:03:41,027 Stop, stop, stop. What's wrong with you? 1054 01:03:41,094 --> 01:03:44,831 It's okay. No, no, no. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 1055 01:03:44,898 --> 01:03:46,933 It's my supplements. 1056 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,536 -Are they drugging you? -No, no. Not drugs. 1057 01:03:49,602 --> 01:03:51,504 They're supplements. 1058 01:03:51,571 --> 01:03:53,373 My God. You're not gonna hurt Jesse, are you? 1059 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,475 -You're not gonna hurt Jesse. -You're drugging him? 1060 01:03:55,542 --> 01:03:57,911 How long have you been with these people? 1061 01:03:57,977 --> 01:03:59,512 -Uh... -Huh? 1062 01:03:59,579 --> 01:04:02,615 That I don't-- Because we jump around a lot, you know what I mean? 1063 01:04:02,882 --> 01:04:04,918 Because Je-- Have you met Jesse? 1064 01:04:04,984 --> 01:04:06,553 Who the fuck is Jesse? 1065 01:04:06,619 --> 01:04:09,622 -[Naomi] Jesse's almost here. -It's okay, it's okay. 1066 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,391 Because this is my friend. 1067 01:04:11,458 --> 01:04:13,293 This is my best friend, Naomi. 1068 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:14,394 Oh, God. Wait, wait. 1069 01:04:14,461 --> 01:04:16,363 You're not-- Hold on. I hope the money-- 1070 01:04:16,429 --> 01:04:19,332 -Is the money--? Are you mad about--? -What do you mean? 1071 01:04:19,399 --> 01:04:20,567 What money? 1072 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,402 [slamming on door] 1073 01:04:22,902 --> 01:04:23,937 What money? 1074 01:04:24,003 --> 01:04:27,374 Jesse says that money is just a construct, too. 1075 01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,142 -So, it's fine, it's fine. -No, no, no. 1076 01:04:29,209 --> 01:04:31,177 They didn't make you give them your money. 1077 01:04:31,244 --> 01:04:33,279 No, no, no, not my money. Your money. [chuckles] 1078 01:04:34,047 --> 01:04:37,083 What do you mean, my money? What are you talking about? 1079 01:04:37,150 --> 01:04:38,451 What does he mean, my money? 1080 01:04:38,518 --> 01:04:40,987 [Naomi] You shouldn't be talking to him right now, asshole. 1081 01:04:41,054 --> 01:04:43,957 What do you mean, my money? What have you done? 1082 01:04:44,023 --> 01:04:46,159 -What did you freaks do to my money? -You're doing it! 1083 01:04:46,226 --> 01:04:49,396 What did you do? What have you done to me? 1084 01:04:50,230 --> 01:04:51,398 What did I--? What...? 1085 01:04:51,464 --> 01:04:54,067 [man whistles] 1086 01:04:54,134 --> 01:04:56,469 [man] Zachariah, are you there? 1087 01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:58,304 -Jesse! -Okay, why are--? 1088 01:04:58,371 --> 01:04:59,272 Come on. 1089 01:05:00,974 --> 01:05:02,642 -Jesse. -Aah! 1090 01:05:03,643 --> 01:05:05,345 [grunting] 1091 01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:09,549 -I come in peace. -Aah! 1092 01:05:09,616 --> 01:05:11,418 No, Kyle, no! 1093 01:05:11,484 --> 01:05:14,254 -No! -Zachariah, stop it. 1094 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,523 Your friend can't help it. He's not a Birthling. 1095 01:05:16,589 --> 01:05:18,258 What did we talk about? 1096 01:05:18,324 --> 01:05:20,293 Your friend is not a Birthling. 1097 01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:22,996 You can't be expecting him to have the insight-- 1098 01:05:23,062 --> 01:05:26,433 Sir, I believe in a peaceful revolution through massage and the-- 1099 01:05:26,499 --> 01:05:29,936 Stop it! Stop with your brainwashing bullshit. 1100 01:05:30,003 --> 01:05:32,972 I'm not listening. I can't hear you. 1101 01:05:33,039 --> 01:05:35,975 What the fuck is this, huh? 1102 01:05:37,243 --> 01:05:40,947 Cupcakes? What the fuck is going on?! Aah! 1103 01:05:41,014 --> 01:05:42,982 -[Zack] Jesse! Jesse! -No, no, no. 1104 01:05:43,049 --> 01:05:45,385 No, we've seen your friend. Now we're leaving. 1105 01:05:45,452 --> 01:05:46,619 No, no, no. Let him help you. 1106 01:05:46,686 --> 01:05:49,422 Tell me what your body's feeling. Tell me what your body's feeling. 1107 01:05:49,489 --> 01:05:52,392 -Please, please. -Every cell in your body has been trained 1108 01:05:52,459 --> 01:05:55,261 by millions of years of evolution to fight, to survive. 1109 01:05:55,328 --> 01:05:57,163 What you're feeling now is real life. 1110 01:05:57,230 --> 01:05:58,264 Don't you feel it? 1111 01:05:58,331 --> 01:06:00,433 [Jesse] You're just not used to such a pure dose. 1112 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,435 Your mind's reacting. 1113 01:06:02,502 --> 01:06:07,974 Shut up. My friend was shitting in a bucket, screaming for help! 1114 01:06:08,041 --> 01:06:10,009 [Zack] No, no, you're hurting Jesse. 1115 01:06:10,076 --> 01:06:12,412 -[Naomi] Knock it down, knock it down. -That was real. Do it again. 1116 01:06:12,479 --> 01:06:13,680 [banging on door] 1117 01:06:13,746 --> 01:06:15,582 -No, no, hit me again, please. -Do it again. 1118 01:06:15,648 --> 01:06:17,250 -Stop it. -No, hit me. 1119 01:06:17,317 --> 01:06:18,751 -Shut up. -Hit me again. 1120 01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:20,487 -[Naomi] Just knock it down! -Stay out! 1121 01:06:20,553 --> 01:06:22,455 -Stay out! -Knock it down! 1122 01:06:23,490 --> 01:06:24,424 Hit me again. 1123 01:06:25,225 --> 01:06:27,360 -They're coming! -Back off, I'll do it. 1124 01:06:27,427 --> 01:06:30,463 I'll fucking do it. Come on, Zack, let's go. 1125 01:06:30,530 --> 01:06:33,066 It's okay, it's okay, Kyle, okay? 1126 01:06:33,132 --> 01:06:35,435 -We still love you. -[Jesse] Zack? 1127 01:06:35,502 --> 01:06:38,037 Kyle's the master now. Do what he says. 1128 01:06:38,104 --> 01:06:39,239 -[Zack] Okay. -This is it. 1129 01:06:39,305 --> 01:06:41,307 -Can you feel it? -[laughs] Yes, I can feel it. 1130 01:06:41,374 --> 01:06:43,243 Shut up! 1131 01:06:43,309 --> 01:06:46,079 Back off. Zack, let's go, move. 1132 01:06:46,145 --> 01:06:48,248 All right, everybody back off, or I will kill him! 1133 01:06:48,314 --> 01:06:49,749 Do it, man. Do it. 1134 01:06:50,016 --> 01:06:51,451 Shut up, man! 1135 01:06:51,518 --> 01:06:54,654 -Go, go. Get back, get back. -Okay, okay, no one's gonna get hurt. 1136 01:06:54,721 --> 01:06:58,558 -Kill me now, master. I'm ready to ascend. -That's enough, Jesse. Stop it. 1137 01:06:58,625 --> 01:06:59,526 [laughing] 1138 01:06:59,592 --> 01:07:02,328 I think we got a situation here. You need to kill that footage now. 1139 01:07:02,395 --> 01:07:03,363 Go. 1140 01:07:04,364 --> 01:07:06,466 [Kyle] Where do we go? Do we go down? 1141 01:07:06,533 --> 01:07:08,468 Where the fuck do we go? Zack! 1142 01:07:08,535 --> 01:07:10,303 [Naomi] We got a breach! 1143 01:07:11,137 --> 01:07:12,171 Breach! 1144 01:07:12,238 --> 01:07:15,074 [Naomi] Okay, Zack, I need to know what you've told him. 1145 01:07:15,141 --> 01:07:19,646 Don't talk to her, Zack, all right? He didn't tell me nothing, okay? 1146 01:07:19,712 --> 01:07:22,215 We just wanna get on that shuttle and go home. 1147 01:07:22,282 --> 01:07:23,716 Where the fuck is the exit?! 1148 01:07:23,783 --> 01:07:26,219 Sir, sir, you know this is not real, right? 1149 01:07:26,286 --> 01:07:29,088 -Shut up, shut up. -Okay, all right, what's your name? 1150 01:07:29,155 --> 01:07:31,391 -What's his name? -Kyle-something. 1151 01:07:31,457 --> 01:07:33,826 -This guy is having a psychotic episode. -Yeah, no shit. 1152 01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:35,795 -Can we get a doctor over here, please? -Yeah. 1153 01:07:36,062 --> 01:07:37,697 [Kyle] How do you get out of here? 1154 01:07:37,764 --> 01:07:40,667 Hey, honey, the exit is this way, where it's always been. 1155 01:07:40,733 --> 01:07:42,168 Found a doctor. 1156 01:07:43,536 --> 01:07:45,772 Okay, sir, can we just stop moving for a second? 1157 01:07:45,838 --> 01:07:47,574 [Naomi] Okay, everyone. Just stay calm. 1158 01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:49,676 [doctor] Sir, what's your name? 1159 01:07:49,742 --> 01:07:50,810 -What's his name? -Kyle. 1160 01:07:51,077 --> 01:07:52,345 -It's Kyle. -[doctor] Okay, Karl. 1161 01:07:52,412 --> 01:07:55,481 I'm a psychiatrist at First Memorial. I'm here for the seminar, like you. 1162 01:07:55,548 --> 01:07:58,551 You just tell him to stop whatever the fuck he's trying to do. 1163 01:07:58,618 --> 01:08:01,120 -Just let us go, all right? -No-- No problem. 1164 01:08:01,187 --> 01:08:04,157 Some people's brains have a hard time adjusting to Rebirth. 1165 01:08:04,223 --> 01:08:06,225 So, just breathe. 1166 01:08:06,292 --> 01:08:08,394 They're trying to lock you back in their cage, master. 1167 01:08:08,461 --> 01:08:09,862 -Don't listen to them. -[Naomi] Shut up, Jesse. 1168 01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:12,799 -[man 1] I think he went to the Wish Room. -Yes, he did. I took him there. 1169 01:08:12,865 --> 01:08:15,568 -[man 1] Jesus Christ. -That's it. That's the door. 1170 01:08:15,635 --> 01:08:17,837 -That's the door. -Are you sure? 1171 01:08:18,104 --> 01:08:19,739 -Stand back, stand back. -[man 2] Stay. 1172 01:08:19,806 --> 01:08:22,241 -Easy. -Open the door, Zack. 1173 01:08:22,308 --> 01:08:25,645 Get over here and open the fucking door. 1174 01:08:28,815 --> 01:08:30,183 -It's locked. -[doctor] Listen. 1175 01:08:30,249 --> 01:08:33,152 If you go back into the real world without decompressing, 1176 01:08:33,219 --> 01:08:34,721 you're gonna have a serious brain damage-- 1177 01:08:34,787 --> 01:08:37,590 -[Kyle] Shut up! -It's not a door. It's a wall. 1178 01:08:37,657 --> 01:08:39,359 It's a window, open it. 1179 01:08:39,425 --> 01:08:43,463 Shut up! Everyone shut up and just let me think! 1180 01:08:43,529 --> 01:08:45,331 [panting] 1181 01:08:48,234 --> 01:08:51,337 [Kyle grunting] 1182 01:08:53,606 --> 01:08:56,275 [panting] 1183 01:08:56,876 --> 01:08:59,646 No. Hey, Karl, Karl, don't do it, man. 1184 01:08:59,712 --> 01:09:02,749 Karl, don't do it, man. Don't do something you're gonna regret. 1185 01:09:02,815 --> 01:09:04,751 -[man] Come back home. -It's a stupid thing to do. 1186 01:09:04,817 --> 01:09:06,185 It's a stupid thing to do. 1187 01:09:06,252 --> 01:09:08,421 -Karl, don't do it-- -Shut up! 1188 01:09:10,857 --> 01:09:14,160 Nobody fucking move. 1189 01:09:15,662 --> 01:09:16,529 Zack. 1190 01:09:17,697 --> 01:09:19,298 Let's go. 1191 01:09:19,365 --> 01:09:21,768 Zack, let's go. 1192 01:09:25,271 --> 01:09:27,173 All right, move. 1193 01:09:32,445 --> 01:09:33,713 [Kyle] Hello? 1194 01:09:35,548 --> 01:09:37,316 Hello?! 1195 01:09:39,652 --> 01:09:41,354 Hello?! 1196 01:09:45,558 --> 01:09:47,894 Oh, my God. I'm so fucking hard right now. 1197 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,595 God, fuck. 1198 01:09:49,662 --> 01:09:51,698 [gasping] 1199 01:09:51,764 --> 01:09:54,333 [Kyle panting] 1200 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,569 [gasping] 1201 01:09:56,636 --> 01:09:58,671 Zack! 1202 01:10:12,652 --> 01:10:15,755 [all chanting] Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth! 1203 01:10:20,493 --> 01:10:21,627 Aah! 1204 01:10:24,464 --> 01:10:27,433 Zack! Zack! 1205 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,769 [yelling] 1206 01:10:35,475 --> 01:10:38,344 [all cheering] 1207 01:10:38,411 --> 01:10:39,979 [yelling] 1208 01:10:41,814 --> 01:10:42,782 [gasps] 1209 01:10:42,849 --> 01:10:44,717 [speaking indistinctly] 1210 01:10:46,552 --> 01:10:48,254 It's okay, really. 1211 01:10:50,323 --> 01:10:53,259 -What's going on? -That's not funny. 1212 01:10:53,326 --> 01:10:54,994 What the fuck is going on? 1213 01:11:03,736 --> 01:11:05,571 Told you, man. 1214 01:11:06,472 --> 01:11:07,540 Zack! 1215 01:11:07,607 --> 01:11:10,409 Welcome home, brother. [laughing] 1216 01:11:11,778 --> 01:11:14,914 [all chanting] Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! 1217 01:11:22,355 --> 01:11:24,891 No, no, no! 1218 01:11:24,957 --> 01:11:26,859 Zack! 1219 01:11:26,926 --> 01:11:28,494 Zack! Zack! Zack! 1220 01:11:28,561 --> 01:11:29,862 Zack! 1221 01:11:29,929 --> 01:11:31,931 Zack! Zack! Zack! 1222 01:11:43,810 --> 01:11:46,078 [all cheering] 1223 01:11:46,345 --> 01:11:48,014 Zack? Zack? Zack? 1224 01:11:49,949 --> 01:11:51,050 Yeah! 1225 01:11:51,317 --> 01:11:53,386 [all] Yeah! 1226 01:11:53,853 --> 01:11:55,388 Whoo! 1227 01:11:55,454 --> 01:11:56,789 [all] Whoo! 1228 01:11:57,890 --> 01:12:00,760 Oh, shit, man. [laughing] 1229 01:12:00,827 --> 01:12:02,562 Hey, everybody. 1230 01:12:02,929 --> 01:12:05,631 Let's show my boy Kyle some Rebirth love. 1231 01:12:05,698 --> 01:12:06,966 [all cheering] 1232 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:09,435 -What--? -What do you think, man? 1233 01:12:09,902 --> 01:12:12,672 What do you think? You think they like you? [chuckles] 1234 01:12:12,738 --> 01:12:13,973 [all laugh] 1235 01:12:14,874 --> 01:12:17,043 Hey, what some of you may not know-- 1236 01:12:17,109 --> 01:12:19,745 What some of you may not know is that this man... 1237 01:12:22,481 --> 01:12:23,883 ...is like a brother to me. 1238 01:12:25,985 --> 01:12:31,591 And what you may also not know, is that this guy right here, 1239 01:12:31,657 --> 01:12:33,860 is one of the main inspirations... 1240 01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:37,530 ...for all of this. Huh? 1241 01:12:37,597 --> 01:12:39,832 [whooping and cheering] 1242 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,970 -Whoo! -[all] Yeah! 1243 01:12:44,036 --> 01:12:45,671 That's the man. That's it. 1244 01:12:48,541 --> 01:12:49,742 Huh? 1245 01:12:49,809 --> 01:12:51,744 [man 1] Yeah! [man 2] Yeah! 1246 01:12:55,715 --> 01:12:57,116 And you know what else? 1247 01:12:57,984 --> 01:13:00,686 I think this motherfucker just made Phase 2 in record time. 1248 01:13:00,753 --> 01:13:01,721 [all laugh] 1249 01:13:01,787 --> 01:13:04,957 -Right here, Phase Two. -What the fuck? What the fuck? 1250 01:13:06,158 --> 01:13:07,560 Yeah. 1251 01:13:07,627 --> 01:13:09,528 [man 1] Yeah. [man 2] Right? 1252 01:13:09,595 --> 01:13:12,632 -What the fuck are you doing? -What's that, brother? 1253 01:13:12,698 --> 01:13:13,966 What? 1254 01:13:14,867 --> 01:13:17,670 Okay. Hey, hey, hey. It's okay, man. 1255 01:13:17,737 --> 01:13:20,439 You just Rebirthed, you know? 1256 01:13:20,506 --> 01:13:23,876 You just Rebirthed. That's a rush. It's a rush. It's just adrenaline. 1257 01:13:23,943 --> 01:13:26,445 It's just adrenaline. Here, tell the camera. Tell the camera. 1258 01:13:26,512 --> 01:13:27,980 Tell the camera. Tell the camera. 1259 01:13:28,047 --> 01:13:29,448 -Tell the camera. -No, no. 1260 01:13:29,916 --> 01:13:32,485 Tell the camera. Tell the camera. 1261 01:13:32,551 --> 01:13:33,986 -No, no, no. -Hey, hey, hey. 1262 01:13:34,053 --> 01:13:37,523 Don't fucking touch me. Don't fucking touch me! 1263 01:13:37,590 --> 01:13:40,192 -Don't fucking touch me! -Ease off. 1264 01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:43,462 Hey, hey, hey. Kyle, this is the best part. 1265 01:13:43,529 --> 01:13:45,197 Hey, man. It's over. It's over, man. 1266 01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:47,967 -Don't touch me. -[man] Kyle. Kyle. 1267 01:13:48,034 --> 01:13:49,669 -Don't touch me. -This is the best part. 1268 01:13:49,735 --> 01:13:51,737 Hey, let's get Kyle back, everybody. 1269 01:13:51,804 --> 01:13:55,741 -Kyle! Kyle! -[all] Kyle! Kyle! 1270 01:13:55,808 --> 01:13:58,577 [all chanting] Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! 1271 01:14:09,121 --> 01:14:11,023 [birds chirping] 1272 01:14:15,861 --> 01:14:17,630 Hey, man. Kyle. 1273 01:14:19,565 --> 01:14:20,833 Kyle, hey. 1274 01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:23,069 Kyle, come on, give me a chance-- 1275 01:14:23,135 --> 01:14:24,737 Let me expl-- It's over, man. 1276 01:14:24,804 --> 01:14:27,974 -Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. -Okay, all right, okay, no problem. 1277 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,209 Take me to my car or I call the police. 1278 01:14:30,476 --> 01:14:31,711 [Zack] Kyle. 1279 01:14:32,478 --> 01:14:34,513 Nothing was ever gonna happen. Nobody was gonna get-- 1280 01:14:34,580 --> 01:14:37,149 Jesse's a stuntman. He's, like, a black belt. 1281 01:14:38,117 --> 01:14:39,618 I did this... 1282 01:14:40,586 --> 01:14:42,054 I thought... 1283 01:14:42,121 --> 01:14:43,923 I thought you would dig it. I... 1284 01:14:45,858 --> 01:14:47,193 I'm so sorry. 1285 01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:50,696 I don't wanna talk to this guy. Can you shut the door? 1286 01:14:50,763 --> 01:14:52,665 -Can you shut the door? -Are you coming on, sir? 1287 01:14:52,732 --> 01:14:54,700 No, he's not. He's not. 1288 01:16:07,306 --> 01:16:08,607 Mary? 1289 01:16:10,076 --> 01:16:12,578 [line ringing] 1290 01:16:16,916 --> 01:16:18,117 [sighs] 1291 01:16:18,784 --> 01:16:19,885 Uh... 1292 01:16:19,952 --> 01:16:23,155 I'm done. I'm done. It's over. 1293 01:16:24,156 --> 01:16:27,159 Hey, where are you guys now? 1294 01:16:27,226 --> 01:16:29,795 [Mary] We're coming back from swim practice. We're almost home. 1295 01:16:29,862 --> 01:16:31,831 Right. Uh... 1296 01:16:31,897 --> 01:16:34,366 -Right. Okay. -Okay, bye. 1297 01:16:48,114 --> 01:16:49,281 [sighs] 1298 01:16:51,317 --> 01:16:53,085 [cell phone dings] 1299 01:17:04,230 --> 01:17:06,198 No. No. 1300 01:17:08,267 --> 01:17:09,368 No. 1301 01:17:15,841 --> 01:17:18,177 [line ringing] 1302 01:17:21,714 --> 01:17:22,848 Fuck. 1303 01:17:23,649 --> 01:17:24,650 [man] Hello and welcome 1304 01:17:24,717 --> 01:17:27,319 to the National First Fraud Protection System. 1305 01:17:27,386 --> 01:17:30,256 This call may be recorded for quality assurance. 1306 01:17:31,123 --> 01:17:33,392 If you'd like to report fraudulent activity on your-- 1307 01:17:33,659 --> 01:17:34,827 [key beeps] 1308 01:17:34,894 --> 01:17:38,397 Thank you. If this is regarding your checking account, press one. 1309 01:17:38,664 --> 01:17:40,733 For a money market account, press two. 1310 01:17:40,799 --> 01:17:43,035 If you'd like to look deeper and see more, press-- 1311 01:17:43,869 --> 01:17:46,071 Thank you. If you'd like to stop trying to please people 1312 01:17:46,138 --> 01:17:48,374 who don't care about you, press one. 1313 01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:50,809 If you need instructions for operating your escape pod 1314 01:17:50,876 --> 01:17:53,345 from Planet Zombie, press two. 1315 01:17:53,412 --> 01:17:55,047 If you are Kyle Madison and are calling 1316 01:17:55,114 --> 01:17:58,083 because you'd like to find out what happens next, press three. 1317 01:17:58,817 --> 01:18:01,921 If you'd like to learn more ways to breathe, press four. 1318 01:18:01,987 --> 01:18:04,323 -If you're scared over a change... -Oh, my God. 1319 01:18:04,957 --> 01:18:07,426 If you like to talk again, press six. 1320 01:18:07,693 --> 01:18:09,228 If you like to return to the same place... 1321 01:18:09,295 --> 01:18:10,996 What the fuck?! 1322 01:18:13,199 --> 01:18:15,401 Jesus. Jesus Christ. 1323 01:18:15,467 --> 01:18:17,736 Hey, buddy, do you mind? I said, do you mind? 1324 01:18:17,803 --> 01:18:19,238 We got a lot of options to get through. 1325 01:18:19,305 --> 01:18:21,340 If you believe existence ends at brain death, 1326 01:18:21,407 --> 01:18:23,108 -press-- -Who is this? 1327 01:18:23,175 --> 01:18:24,810 What are you doing?! 1328 01:18:24,877 --> 01:18:28,013 I'm sorry, I didn't get your answer. If you'd like to leave Rebirth... 1329 01:18:32,284 --> 01:18:35,854 No. No. No. 1330 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:40,993 What the fuck?! 1331 01:18:45,464 --> 01:18:46,865 Oh, my... 1332 01:18:48,133 --> 01:18:49,101 [yells] 1333 01:18:49,168 --> 01:18:51,770 No. No. No. 1334 01:18:51,837 --> 01:18:52,838 No! 1335 01:18:52,905 --> 01:18:54,473 [panting] [water splashes] 1336 01:19:10,823 --> 01:19:13,158 Hey, there's my guy. Got a towel, man? 1337 01:19:13,225 --> 01:19:16,161 Jesus, what the fuck do you think you're doing? 1338 01:19:16,228 --> 01:19:19,965 [grunts] Man, you know, after one of these weekends, 1339 01:19:20,032 --> 01:19:22,167 it feels, like, a tour in Kabul, man. 1340 01:19:22,234 --> 01:19:24,503 I need me, like, a nice hot soak. 1341 01:19:24,770 --> 01:19:28,073 My wife is coming home. This is my house! 1342 01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:31,844 I know. It's nice, man. Really digging the Jacuzzi. 1343 01:19:32,311 --> 01:19:33,245 No towel? 1344 01:19:36,515 --> 01:19:37,916 [whistles] 1345 01:19:38,984 --> 01:19:42,021 -Hey, guy, you need any help with that? -What have you done? 1346 01:19:42,087 --> 01:19:45,391 -Why are you doing this? -Because you're not finished. 1347 01:19:45,457 --> 01:19:49,561 Fuck you. This, this is over. 1348 01:19:49,828 --> 01:19:51,397 Come on. There's an after party at Jesse's. 1349 01:19:51,463 --> 01:19:54,800 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 1350 01:19:54,867 --> 01:19:57,903 Oh, my God is right. I mean, those sheets are amazing. 1351 01:19:57,970 --> 01:20:02,808 -What's the thread count on those? -Mary is gonna be home. Any second. 1352 01:20:02,875 --> 01:20:04,209 What else did you do? 1353 01:20:04,276 --> 01:20:06,845 I didn't do anything. I've been in the bath the whole time. 1354 01:20:07,546 --> 01:20:09,348 Hey, man, do you mind if I put some tunes on? 1355 01:20:09,415 --> 01:20:12,885 I already guessed the Wi-Fi password was "Mumford." Heh. 1356 01:20:19,091 --> 01:20:20,326 [groans] 1357 01:20:20,392 --> 01:20:23,495 -Check it out, dude, you made the cover. -Oh, fuck. 1358 01:20:24,129 --> 01:20:26,598 Stop. Just stop. Stop it. Stop! 1359 01:20:26,865 --> 01:20:29,134 Why are you trying to destroy my life? 1360 01:20:29,201 --> 01:20:31,236 I'm not trying to destroy your life, man. 1361 01:20:31,303 --> 01:20:34,573 I'm trying to save your life. I'm here to help you. 1362 01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:36,408 I don't want your help! 1363 01:20:37,042 --> 01:20:38,610 Oh, fuck! 1364 01:20:38,877 --> 01:20:41,046 What do you people want from me? 1365 01:20:41,113 --> 01:20:45,184 We want you to stop living your life like a spectator, okay? 1366 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:47,052 [sobs] 1367 01:20:47,119 --> 01:20:49,121 That's it? You all done? 1368 01:20:49,988 --> 01:20:51,590 All out of fight? 1369 01:20:51,857 --> 01:20:53,425 What the fuck happened to you, man? 1370 01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:57,129 Fuck the man. Keep it real. Don't be boring. 1371 01:20:57,196 --> 01:21:01,467 -What? What are you talking about? -I'm talking about you! 1372 01:21:01,533 --> 01:21:04,069 I'm talking about your dogma, dude. 1373 01:21:04,136 --> 01:21:08,607 The Manifesto? Your words? Do they mean anything to you anymore? 1374 01:21:08,874 --> 01:21:13,445 Oh, my God. You mean, do I believe in a thing we wrote as a joke 1375 01:21:13,512 --> 01:21:16,882 when we were 20 years old on shrooms? 1376 01:21:16,949 --> 01:21:18,384 [chuckles] 1377 01:21:18,450 --> 01:21:22,354 Yeah. It wasn't a joke. And you know it. 1378 01:21:22,421 --> 01:21:25,090 Stop. Stop it, all right? Just stop. 1379 01:21:25,157 --> 01:21:27,893 Just tell me what you want before Mary comes home. 1380 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:29,461 I wanna help. 1381 01:21:29,528 --> 01:21:32,498 -You're destroying my life! -You're destroying your life! 1382 01:21:32,564 --> 01:21:37,069 You're destroying it! You sit all day at a job you fucking hate. 1383 01:21:37,569 --> 01:21:40,472 You bilk young kids out of money, so they're so immersed in debt 1384 01:21:40,539 --> 01:21:43,409 that they're enslaved to the system for the rest of their fucking lives. 1385 01:21:43,475 --> 01:21:46,645 You can't get a boner, dude. And you know what the worst part is? 1386 01:21:48,981 --> 01:21:50,416 You're really boring. 1387 01:21:51,316 --> 01:21:55,154 You're a child. I'm not 20 anymore. 1388 01:21:55,220 --> 01:21:57,689 Thank you. I know. I am a child. 1389 01:21:57,956 --> 01:22:01,126 So, that way, I can see the world for what it really is, 1390 01:22:01,193 --> 01:22:04,263 unlike the way the zombies have conditioned you to see it. 1391 01:22:04,329 --> 01:22:06,698 The zombies? I'm an adult. 1392 01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:09,568 I have a family. It's a fucking job! 1393 01:22:09,635 --> 01:22:13,272 Right, and I bet the only way to keep your child from starving 1394 01:22:13,338 --> 01:22:15,140 is lying for a bank! 1395 01:22:15,207 --> 01:22:18,977 You have this juvenile obsession with what? 1396 01:22:19,044 --> 01:22:21,280 Am I the guy who created this system you hate--? 1397 01:22:21,346 --> 01:22:24,316 I don't give a fuck about the system, okay? I care about you. 1398 01:22:24,383 --> 01:22:25,984 -Oh, my God, yes. -Yeah. 1399 01:22:26,051 --> 01:22:29,354 -I can tell. -Not this you, okay? Not this you. 1400 01:22:29,421 --> 01:22:30,656 The you you used to be. 1401 01:22:30,722 --> 01:22:34,359 -Before the fucking lobotomy. -I like my life. 1402 01:22:34,426 --> 01:22:39,431 Oh, do you like your life? I like my life. You should fucking love your life, Kyle. 1403 01:22:39,498 --> 01:22:41,467 You should've seen your eyes. 1404 01:22:41,533 --> 01:22:45,037 You should've seen your eyes when I described this weekend to you. 1405 01:22:45,103 --> 01:22:48,607 It was like I was offering you, like, a drop of water 1406 01:22:48,674 --> 01:22:51,109 and you were just dying of thirst. 1407 01:22:51,176 --> 01:22:53,979 No. I didn't know what it was. 1408 01:22:54,046 --> 01:22:56,148 It was called Rebirth! 1409 01:22:56,215 --> 01:22:57,683 What'd you think that meant, huh? 1410 01:22:57,749 --> 01:23:00,285 It means being born again. 1411 01:23:00,352 --> 01:23:01,687 It means a new life. 1412 01:23:01,753 --> 01:23:06,325 And that also, Kyle, means killing the old one, you understand? 1413 01:23:06,391 --> 01:23:08,994 This is also why we had to drain your savings account. 1414 01:23:09,061 --> 01:23:12,264 No, no, no. That was not real. That was a fake site. 1415 01:23:12,331 --> 01:23:13,565 Mm. 1416 01:23:13,632 --> 01:23:15,400 It was real. It's all real. 1417 01:23:16,101 --> 01:23:17,603 [car horn honking] 1418 01:23:17,669 --> 01:23:20,706 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1419 01:23:20,772 --> 01:23:23,375 -Just relax. Relax. Relax. -Oh, my God. 1420 01:23:23,442 --> 01:23:27,312 Nothing is gonna happen, Kyle, okay? I'm gonna set you free. 1421 01:23:27,379 --> 01:23:28,480 All right, what do you want? 1422 01:23:28,547 --> 01:23:31,583 How do I make this stop, all right? What do you want from me? 1423 01:23:31,650 --> 01:23:34,319 What do I want from you? What do you want from you? 1424 01:23:34,386 --> 01:23:38,090 I want the same thing. I want you to reach enlightenment. 1425 01:23:38,457 --> 01:23:41,527 Yes. Okay, I'll do anything you want. 1426 01:23:41,593 --> 01:23:43,462 Just don't do this to my family. 1427 01:23:43,529 --> 01:23:45,731 Okay, in order for it to stop-- 1428 01:23:45,797 --> 01:23:49,234 Right? You have to tell me that you felt something at Rebirth. 1429 01:23:49,301 --> 01:23:51,436 Yes, yes, yes, I felt something. 1430 01:23:51,503 --> 01:23:53,505 -Okay, good. What'd you feel? -Uh... 1431 01:23:53,572 --> 01:23:56,108 I don't know. I don't know. What do you want me to say? 1432 01:23:56,174 --> 01:23:58,410 -No, no, it has to be in your own words. -Oh, fuck. 1433 01:23:58,477 --> 01:24:00,379 Just tell me what you wanna hear. 1434 01:24:00,445 --> 01:24:04,249 Okay, close your eyes. Just close your eyes and tell me the truth, brother. 1435 01:24:04,316 --> 01:24:07,219 [panting] 1436 01:24:07,286 --> 01:24:09,721 -I felt scared, all right? -Good, good, good. 1437 01:24:09,788 --> 01:24:12,391 -I felt like I was gonna die. -Great. 1438 01:24:12,457 --> 01:24:14,826 I feel like I've been through a fucking war. 1439 01:24:15,093 --> 01:24:17,129 Yes. [laughs] 1440 01:24:17,195 --> 01:24:18,330 [smooches] 1441 01:24:18,397 --> 01:24:22,467 That's all I wanted to hear. That's it. [laughs] 1442 01:24:22,534 --> 01:24:26,538 -That's it? That's it? That's it? -Yeah, man. You've seen the other side. 1443 01:24:26,605 --> 01:24:28,807 -Yeah. Yeah. -You can go back to your desk 1444 01:24:29,074 --> 01:24:31,510 and tweet, twat, whatever the fuck you've been doing 1445 01:24:31,577 --> 01:24:32,844 for the rest of your life. 1446 01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:35,714 But nobody, nobody's gonna take the moment away from you 1447 01:24:35,781 --> 01:24:38,383 when you held a knife to a cult leader's throat 1448 01:24:38,450 --> 01:24:40,686 and busted your way out of a sex dungeon. 1449 01:24:40,752 --> 01:24:42,654 [both laughing] 1450 01:24:42,721 --> 01:24:43,722 -Huh? -Right. Right. 1451 01:24:43,789 --> 01:24:45,390 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1452 01:24:46,825 --> 01:24:48,694 And the sex dungeon part. 1453 01:24:49,428 --> 01:24:52,097 -That's over, too, right? -It's over. 1454 01:24:52,598 --> 01:24:54,299 I promise. 1455 01:24:54,366 --> 01:24:57,569 -[Mary] Hello. -Hey, we're in here. 1456 01:24:57,636 --> 01:24:59,137 I promise, man. 1457 01:24:59,204 --> 01:25:00,706 Okay? 1458 01:25:00,772 --> 01:25:02,774 You just gotta make a little donation. 1459 01:25:05,811 --> 01:25:07,446 [gasps] 1460 01:25:07,512 --> 01:25:09,114 Zack. 1461 01:25:09,181 --> 01:25:11,116 -Oh, my God. -Hey. 1462 01:25:11,183 --> 01:25:14,686 [Zack] Oh, man. Is this crazy or what? 1463 01:25:14,753 --> 01:25:17,255 -Oh, boy. [Mary] So crazy. Wow. 1464 01:25:17,322 --> 01:25:20,158 Look at you. Oh, man, you look amazing. 1465 01:25:20,225 --> 01:25:21,760 -Thank you. -Ha-ha. 1466 01:25:21,827 --> 01:25:24,863 -You guys look sweaty. -Oh, yeah. 1467 01:25:25,130 --> 01:25:26,298 We're guys. 1468 01:25:26,365 --> 01:25:28,400 -How long's it been? -I don't know. 1469 01:25:28,467 --> 01:25:31,269 I mean, long enough for you two lovebirds to have a little one, right? 1470 01:25:31,336 --> 01:25:33,271 -Right. Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 1471 01:25:33,338 --> 01:25:35,374 Hey, Jill, come meet Mom and Dad's friend. 1472 01:25:35,440 --> 01:25:39,845 No, no, no, wait. No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. Zack was just about to leave. 1473 01:25:39,911 --> 01:25:43,148 -Whoa. No, no, no, I'm dying to meet her. -Yay. Let me get her. 1474 01:25:43,215 --> 01:25:47,252 -Great. Wow, she's looking good, man. -What do you mean, a donation? 1475 01:25:47,319 --> 01:25:49,755 You know, a meaningful donation. I mean, we are a non-profit. 1476 01:25:49,821 --> 01:25:51,690 -Like money? -Yeah, money's good. 1477 01:25:51,757 --> 01:25:54,793 -How much money? -Some money from your bank would be nice. 1478 01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:57,162 I don't have access to my bank's money. 1479 01:25:57,229 --> 01:25:58,530 Oh, sure you do. 1480 01:25:58,597 --> 01:26:01,433 I write tweets to idiots who follow a bank on Twitter. 1481 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:02,834 -I don't have acc-- -All you gotta do 1482 01:26:02,901 --> 01:26:05,570 is log on to your bank's server from your computer, okay? 1483 01:26:05,637 --> 01:26:07,239 The algorithm will do the rest. 1484 01:26:07,305 --> 01:26:09,441 -What algorithm? -Don't worry about it. 1485 01:26:09,508 --> 01:26:11,877 Her Highness is on her way down. [chuckles] 1486 01:26:13,478 --> 01:26:16,348 Hey, so, I watched some of the videos from Rebirth. 1487 01:26:16,415 --> 01:26:17,382 What? 1488 01:26:17,716 --> 01:26:19,685 Just the ones that you e-mailed me. 1489 01:26:19,751 --> 01:26:20,886 What? E-mailed? 1490 01:26:21,653 --> 01:26:23,889 Yeah, with the testimonials or whatever. 1491 01:26:23,955 --> 01:26:26,458 It actually looked kind of intriguing. 1492 01:26:26,525 --> 01:26:28,860 -You're not supposed to do that. -Oh, no. 1493 01:26:28,927 --> 01:26:30,262 No, no, it's okay. 1494 01:26:30,328 --> 01:26:32,497 Hey, hey, look, as long as we're breaking the rules here, 1495 01:26:32,564 --> 01:26:35,801 -I have some video of your boy. -Oh! 1496 01:26:35,867 --> 01:26:38,303 -No, no, no. -Wait, I wanna see it. 1497 01:26:38,370 --> 01:26:41,740 It's-- It's embarrassing, really. 1498 01:26:41,807 --> 01:26:46,311 Right, and you can't share the weekend with outsiders. 1499 01:26:46,378 --> 01:26:47,813 Oh, wow. 1500 01:26:47,879 --> 01:26:51,717 -It already sounds like a cult. -No, it's not a cult. 1501 01:26:51,783 --> 01:26:53,518 [both laugh] 1502 01:26:53,585 --> 01:26:55,587 I hear Kyle says that you guys go to a church. 1503 01:26:55,654 --> 01:26:56,588 [Mary] Yeah, we do. -Yeah? 1504 01:26:56,655 --> 01:26:58,924 Oh, I mean, you guys should like-- I mean, you should come. 1505 01:26:58,990 --> 01:27:01,493 You know, they like people from, like, all different kinds 1506 01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,662 -of, you know, spiritual paths. -She's not interested. 1507 01:27:04,596 --> 01:27:05,864 Actually, I don't know. 1508 01:27:05,931 --> 01:27:08,400 If you guys both really liked it, 1509 01:27:08,467 --> 01:27:10,669 -I'd be open-minded about it. -She's not interested. 1510 01:27:11,236 --> 01:27:13,672 She's not gonna do it, okay? Just leave us alone. 1511 01:27:14,873 --> 01:27:16,341 Kyle. 1512 01:27:16,908 --> 01:27:18,744 I think it's time you should leave. 1513 01:27:19,611 --> 01:27:20,779 Are you sure? 1514 01:27:21,947 --> 01:27:24,349 [Jill] Hey. [Kyle] Hey. Hey. 1515 01:27:24,416 --> 01:27:26,618 Hey, sweetie! Jill, this is Zack. 1516 01:27:26,685 --> 01:27:28,920 Hi, Jill, it's so nice to meet you. 1517 01:27:28,987 --> 01:27:32,991 You are as beautiful as your mother. [laughs] 1518 01:27:33,258 --> 01:27:35,994 Hey. Does anybody want any Kool-Aid? 1519 01:27:36,261 --> 01:27:38,630 There's still plenty left over from the seminar. Huh? 1520 01:27:38,697 --> 01:27:40,832 -Sure, that'd be good. -Yeah. 1521 01:27:40,899 --> 01:27:43,869 I know when I was a kid, I loved Kool-Aid. 1522 01:27:43,935 --> 01:27:45,670 Kids still like Kool-Aid, don't they, Jill? 1523 01:27:45,737 --> 01:27:47,606 -Okay. -Yummy. 1524 01:27:47,672 --> 01:27:50,709 -Hey, she's not thirsty. -Kyle, what are you doing? 1525 01:27:50,776 --> 01:27:54,379 -What are you doing? -I'll do it, okay? 1526 01:27:55,347 --> 01:27:57,849 -I'll do it. -Okay. 1527 01:27:57,916 --> 01:27:59,751 [Mary] Kyle, what's going on here? 1528 01:27:59,818 --> 01:28:01,052 No, this is... 1529 01:28:01,319 --> 01:28:04,589 This is over, all right? All right, I'll do it. 1530 01:28:05,357 --> 01:28:06,358 Um... 1531 01:28:06,424 --> 01:28:08,593 I think Kyle had kind of an intense day, 1532 01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:11,763 and I think he just needs a little decompression time. 1533 01:28:11,830 --> 01:28:15,333 Oh. Uh... 1534 01:28:15,400 --> 01:28:17,903 -I'm sorry. I'm sorry if I was-- -No, it's okay. It's okay. 1535 01:28:17,969 --> 01:28:21,640 It's all right. It's all right. It's not a big deal, okay? 1536 01:28:26,611 --> 01:28:28,046 Just stop talking. 1537 01:28:29,381 --> 01:28:34,619 All right. Well, how about us guys take a little retreat to the man cave? 1538 01:28:34,686 --> 01:28:37,455 If that's okay with you young ladies? 1539 01:28:37,522 --> 01:28:39,491 -Sure, yeah. -Yeah? Okay. 1540 01:28:39,558 --> 01:28:42,761 Well, fantastic, let's do it, bud. 1541 01:28:42,828 --> 01:28:43,762 [Kyle] It's all right. [Jill] Bye. 1542 01:28:43,829 --> 01:28:45,697 So nice to meet you. 1543 01:29:00,745 --> 01:29:01,980 [Kyle exhales] 1544 01:29:05,350 --> 01:29:06,017 [Zack] Hey. 1545 01:29:06,084 --> 01:29:09,588 So, Naomi's gonna shoot a little testimonial video, 1546 01:29:09,654 --> 01:29:11,523 if that's okay with you. 1547 01:29:18,763 --> 01:29:21,399 So, I wanna be clear. 1548 01:29:21,466 --> 01:29:24,769 I'm not going to get in trouble, right? 1549 01:29:24,836 --> 01:29:27,672 Of course not. You're my friend. 1550 01:29:29,841 --> 01:29:31,643 Are you sure? 1551 01:29:34,079 --> 01:29:37,816 We will never take enough to get detected, okay? I promise. 1552 01:29:43,455 --> 01:29:46,758 This is a good thing, Kyle. 1553 01:29:47,125 --> 01:29:50,762 You have an insane amount of potential. 1554 01:29:50,829 --> 01:29:54,132 You're gonna be an integral part of this community. 1555 01:29:55,734 --> 01:29:59,004 You're gonna run our new Media and Communications Department. 1556 01:29:59,070 --> 01:30:02,040 You're gonna help us reach a whole new group of people. 1557 01:30:04,809 --> 01:30:07,912 Help us make this something really big. 1558 01:30:07,979 --> 01:30:09,914 Help me, Kyle. 1559 01:30:11,516 --> 01:30:12,684 Help us. 1560 01:30:12,751 --> 01:30:15,720 Help yourself. [chuckles] 1561 01:30:15,787 --> 01:30:18,490 Have some fun for once in your life. 1562 01:30:19,190 --> 01:30:21,593 I mean, the worst case scenario... 1563 01:30:22,193 --> 01:30:24,129 ...is you make a ton of money. 1564 01:30:25,463 --> 01:30:27,666 Dude, I guarantee you, 1565 01:30:27,732 --> 01:30:30,502 in five years, you're gonna think 1566 01:30:30,568 --> 01:30:34,172 this is the greatest thing that ever happened to you. 1567 01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:39,044 And... if you don't... 1568 01:30:40,745 --> 01:30:42,781 ...you can leave any time you want. 1569 01:30:56,695 --> 01:30:59,831 [Kyle] You know, before I found Rebirth, I was lost. 1570 01:30:59,898 --> 01:31:01,132 I really was. 1571 01:31:01,199 --> 01:31:06,671 And the worst thing was I didn't know I was lost. 1572 01:31:07,872 --> 01:31:10,875 I was bottled up, 1573 01:31:10,942 --> 01:31:13,645 and it would come out in the dumbest ways. 1574 01:31:13,712 --> 01:31:17,916 Just basic stuff, like getting impatient with my wife, 1575 01:31:17,982 --> 01:31:21,119 or spending all day long looking at my phone, 1576 01:31:21,186 --> 01:31:23,688 and then getting mad in traffic. 1577 01:31:24,255 --> 01:31:27,092 [Mary] Kyle was a great husband, 1578 01:31:27,158 --> 01:31:29,994 a great father, a great provider. 1579 01:31:30,061 --> 01:31:33,565 Um, but he just-- He wasn't happy. 1580 01:31:33,631 --> 01:31:35,633 And it affected all of us. 1581 01:31:36,234 --> 01:31:39,270 I was living this default life 1582 01:31:39,537 --> 01:31:42,941 that everyone around me assumed was the best life possible. 1583 01:31:43,007 --> 01:31:44,576 But it just... 1584 01:31:45,944 --> 01:31:49,547 ...wasn't making me happy. 1585 01:31:51,182 --> 01:31:54,185 And then I found Rebirth. 1586 01:31:54,753 --> 01:31:57,555 Hi, my name is Kyle Madison, 1587 01:31:57,622 --> 01:32:00,592 and I wanna tell you my Rebirth story. 1588 01:32:03,661 --> 01:32:07,665 {\an8}Oh, yeah. I remember Kyle's first time at Rebirth. He was like... 1589 01:32:09,033 --> 01:32:13,838 {\an8}You know, he was like, "What the hell did I just get myself involved in?" 1590 01:32:13,905 --> 01:32:15,874 [Jesse] It was almost like watching a game show 1591 01:32:15,940 --> 01:32:18,710 where you already know that the contestant's won a million dollars, 1592 01:32:18,777 --> 01:32:20,044 but they don't know yet. 1593 01:32:20,111 --> 01:32:21,846 Kyle. 1594 01:32:21,913 --> 01:32:24,215 His first time, you know, he was so sweet. 1595 01:32:24,282 --> 01:32:26,584 He was so open and fragile. 1596 01:32:26,651 --> 01:32:31,122 I just wanted to give him a massive Rebirth hug and be his mommy. 1597 01:32:31,189 --> 01:32:36,594 {\an8}Everyone who was there was like, "Yup, scared that one off." [laughing] 1598 01:32:37,729 --> 01:32:40,999 {\an8}I mean, I honestly never thought I was gonna see this guy ever again. 1599 01:32:43,268 --> 01:32:44,836 {\an8}[sighs] 1600 01:32:45,603 --> 01:32:51,142 {\an8}Hi, my name's Kyle Madison, and I just finished my first Rebirth. 1601 01:32:54,112 --> 01:32:55,180 {\an8}Is that all right? 1602 01:32:55,246 --> 01:32:57,782 [man] The next weekend, he comes back. 1603 01:32:57,849 --> 01:33:00,852 So, I'm like, "Okay." 1604 01:33:00,919 --> 01:33:04,088 Weekend after that, we were in Cincinnati and Kyle flies in. 1605 01:33:04,155 --> 01:33:08,760 And, you know, that was it, that's when I knew that this guy was totally hooked. 1606 01:33:08,827 --> 01:33:11,596 I mean, his Z.W. potentials just exploded. 1607 01:33:13,298 --> 01:33:17,202 Kyle had been on my team for, like, five years, I think. 1608 01:33:17,268 --> 01:33:19,637 But he was one of those guys who's always in the back. 1609 01:33:19,704 --> 01:33:24,175 A nice guy, but never really initiated, you know? 1610 01:33:24,242 --> 01:33:26,811 Uh, but then, one Monday morning, 1611 01:33:26,878 --> 01:33:31,983 he came in, and it was like bam! You know? [laughs] 1612 01:33:32,050 --> 01:33:33,218 Who is this guy? 1613 01:33:33,284 --> 01:33:36,154 Suddenly, I had Mark Zuckerberg working for me, you know? 1614 01:33:36,221 --> 01:33:39,023 -Kyle's the man. -The man's a god. 1615 01:33:39,090 --> 01:33:41,626 It just brings clarity. That's all. 1616 01:33:41,693 --> 01:33:43,995 There's the world before Rebirth and the world after. 1617 01:33:44,062 --> 01:33:47,665 Everything unimportant just falls away. 1618 01:33:47,732 --> 01:33:52,403 You look at the world and you just see reality. 1619 01:33:52,670 --> 01:33:54,305 Just like that. 1620 01:33:54,372 --> 01:33:57,375 He's killing everyone with his perspectives. 1621 01:33:57,642 --> 01:33:59,377 Just murdering them. 1622 01:33:59,644 --> 01:34:03,882 And finally, I was like, "Hey, what's the secret?" You know? 1623 01:34:03,948 --> 01:34:08,686 {\an8}And he looks at me, and he says, "What are you doing this weekend?" 1624 01:34:08,753 --> 01:34:10,021 {\an8}Give it up for Chad! 1625 01:34:10,088 --> 01:34:12,090 [all cheering] 1626 01:34:14,259 --> 01:34:15,393 [laughing] 1627 01:34:15,660 --> 01:34:16,961 Right? 1628 01:34:17,028 --> 01:34:18,229 I knew he'd love it. 1629 01:34:18,296 --> 01:34:21,933 Pretty soon, the whole team loved it. Then the whole company loved it. 1630 01:34:22,000 --> 01:34:23,001 [chuckles] 1631 01:34:23,067 --> 01:34:26,437 We're basically the Rebirth branch of Wall Street now. 1632 01:34:28,940 --> 01:34:31,042 What Rebirth did for me was... 1633 01:34:33,144 --> 01:34:37,682 It didn't just show me how to escape the cage I'd built around myself... 1634 01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:44,722 ...it actually showed me that the cage existed in the first place. 1635 01:34:44,789 --> 01:34:47,025 [Kyle] The first time my wife did her own Rebirth, 1636 01:34:47,091 --> 01:34:49,994 I was a little nervous, I'll admit. 1637 01:34:50,061 --> 01:34:54,866 [chuckles] But that's because I was clutching on to these zombie ideas 1638 01:34:54,933 --> 01:34:58,436 of control, mastery and conditioned attachments. 1639 01:34:58,703 --> 01:35:01,272 And what you learn is your marriage only hits the stratosphere 1640 01:35:01,339 --> 01:35:03,908 when you're both free to fly. 1641 01:35:03,975 --> 01:35:05,944 What people don't realize is Rebirth 1642 01:35:06,010 --> 01:35:09,314 is not just something you do one weekend a month. 1643 01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:11,249 It's a lifestyle. 1644 01:35:11,316 --> 01:35:12,884 Right, Jill? 1645 01:35:12,951 --> 01:35:15,987 We want our friends to do it. We want our parents to do it. 1646 01:35:16,054 --> 01:35:18,957 Our nanny, our neighbors. We definitely want our pastor to do it. 1647 01:35:19,023 --> 01:35:20,959 [Mary] I want my brother to do it. 1648 01:35:21,025 --> 01:35:23,094 -I want my mailman to do it. -[Kyle] Ha-ha-ha. 1649 01:35:23,161 --> 01:35:25,763 I couldn't wait to get our kids to do it. 1650 01:35:25,830 --> 01:35:30,802 Sometimes you're there to help a couple fetuses burst out of the womb 1651 01:35:30,868 --> 01:35:32,370 and find the warrior within. 1652 01:35:32,437 --> 01:35:35,807 Sometimes, you think you're there to deliver the fetus, 1653 01:35:35,873 --> 01:35:39,777 only to find out you're the fetus and they're there for you. 1654 01:35:39,844 --> 01:35:43,081 It's like every time you go to Rebirth, you're a different person. 1655 01:35:43,147 --> 01:35:45,216 So every Rebirth's different. 1656 01:35:45,283 --> 01:35:48,753 You never know what you're gonna find behind a new open door. 1657 01:35:48,820 --> 01:35:49,988 It's not just the workshops. 1658 01:35:50,054 --> 01:35:53,291 It's not just the Phase Two Life Activation Experience. 1659 01:35:53,358 --> 01:35:54,959 It's also the products. 1660 01:36:01,432 --> 01:36:04,135 [Mary] We don't even use the word "sell" in Rebirth. 1661 01:36:04,202 --> 01:36:07,205 Because once you realize how much better Rebirth's products are 1662 01:36:07,271 --> 01:36:11,109 than what you get in the store, it just-- It sells itself. 1663 01:36:11,175 --> 01:36:13,544 [Kyle] It's healthy. It's natural. It's good. 1664 01:36:13,811 --> 01:36:15,980 None of this processed crap. 1665 01:36:16,314 --> 01:36:20,284 [Mary] Jill is at an age where she's so picky about what she eats 1666 01:36:20,351 --> 01:36:24,222 and she loves the stuff. 1667 01:36:24,288 --> 01:36:26,257 I don't know what they put in it. 1668 01:36:26,324 --> 01:36:28,860 -Tell them your first Rebirth, babe. -Oh, yeah. 1669 01:36:30,561 --> 01:36:33,264 [Kyle] Heh. You weren't breathing properly. 1670 01:36:33,331 --> 01:36:36,367 You can breathe with your nose, you can breathe with your mouth. 1671 01:36:36,434 --> 01:36:38,970 But there are other ways to breathe. 1672 01:36:39,037 --> 01:36:43,841 Everybody knows there are no leaders at Rebirth, 1673 01:36:43,908 --> 01:36:45,410 because only you... 1674 01:36:46,210 --> 01:36:47,945 ...can change your life. 1675 01:36:49,113 --> 01:36:52,583 But... [chuckling] 1676 01:36:52,850 --> 01:36:56,888 But we all know who that spark was. 1677 01:36:56,954 --> 01:36:58,823 [crowd cheering] 1678 01:37:01,993 --> 01:37:06,464 Zack 110 percent changed Kyle's life. 1679 01:37:07,331 --> 01:37:08,533 And mine too. 1680 01:37:10,468 --> 01:37:13,604 In the old days, people were afraid something horrible would happen to them. 1681 01:37:13,871 --> 01:37:17,041 Now they're afraid nothing will happen to them. 1682 01:37:17,108 --> 01:37:21,079 {\an8}If Zack hadn't come into my life when he did... 1683 01:37:26,851 --> 01:37:29,087 I really don't like to think about it. 1684 01:37:29,153 --> 01:37:30,922 I really don't. 1685 01:37:30,988 --> 01:37:32,857 [Mary] Zack is just one of those magical beings 1686 01:37:32,924 --> 01:37:34,926 who can walk up to a stranger, 1687 01:37:34,992 --> 01:37:37,462 look her in the eye... 1688 01:37:38,429 --> 01:37:43,367 ...and just immediately knows her deepest, most intimate needs. 1689 01:37:44,569 --> 01:37:46,471 Zack was like a brother to me 1690 01:37:46,537 --> 01:37:52,009 and now that we share Rebirth, he's like a big brother. [chuckles] 1691 01:37:52,143 --> 01:37:55,046 -He's the big brother to us all. -Yeah. 1692 01:37:58,983 --> 01:38:01,886 [cheering] 1693 01:38:02,386 --> 01:38:06,190 You know, when I started Rebirth in my garage, 1694 01:38:06,257 --> 01:38:08,559 you know, building it out one weekend at a time 1695 01:38:08,626 --> 01:38:11,996 to the global force for good that it is today... 1696 01:38:13,064 --> 01:38:15,333 ...that was the easy part. You know? 1697 01:38:17,034 --> 01:38:19,270 Why I get out of bed every morning 1698 01:38:19,337 --> 01:38:21,506 is knowing that there's other Kyles out there. 1699 01:38:21,572 --> 01:38:23,374 You know what I mean? 1700 01:38:23,441 --> 01:38:28,012 You see him at the grocery store. See him at the gas station. 1701 01:38:28,312 --> 01:38:30,014 The drugstore. 1702 01:38:30,081 --> 01:38:31,115 [grunting] 1703 01:38:31,182 --> 01:38:32,283 Right? 1704 01:38:32,350 --> 01:38:34,185 See him on the highway. [whistles] 1705 01:38:34,252 --> 01:38:36,921 Going to work. Going home. 1706 01:38:36,988 --> 01:38:39,290 Going to work. Going home, you know? 1707 01:38:39,357 --> 01:38:41,959 Doing the Z.B. Zombie Boogie. 1708 01:38:42,660 --> 01:38:46,631 But if you look him them the eye, man, you'll see that they're dying, 1709 01:38:46,697 --> 01:38:48,499 dying for something better. 1710 01:38:50,501 --> 01:38:52,537 They know it's out there. 1711 01:38:52,603 --> 01:38:55,373 They just don't know what it is, you know? 1712 01:38:55,439 --> 01:38:59,243 So, let's bring him up here. Kyle Madison, everybody. Come on, man. 1713 01:39:00,244 --> 01:39:03,614 [Zack] Sometimes, uh, I feel like a hunter. [chuckles] 1714 01:39:04,482 --> 01:39:07,051 [laughing] 1715 01:39:07,118 --> 01:39:10,321 I got my gun, I got my bush hat on, 1716 01:39:10,388 --> 01:39:12,290 and I'm stalking through the suburban savannah, 1717 01:39:12,356 --> 01:39:14,091 searching for my prey... 1718 01:39:15,726 --> 01:39:18,663 ...and it's my job never to sleep, okay? 1719 01:39:18,729 --> 01:39:23,134 It's my job never to take a break, never to stop, man, 1720 01:39:23,201 --> 01:39:26,704 until I share this with each and every Kyle. 1721 01:39:26,971 --> 01:39:29,106 It's an obligation. 1722 01:39:29,173 --> 01:39:30,141 It's a duty. 1723 01:39:31,342 --> 01:39:33,678 Whew. [chuckles] 1724 01:39:33,744 --> 01:39:35,713 Oh, man. 1725 01:39:35,980 --> 01:39:37,682 That's what gets me going. Hmm. 1726 01:39:37,748 --> 01:39:39,317 Mm-hm. 1727 01:39:39,383 --> 01:39:40,451 Yeah. 1728 01:39:41,285 --> 01:39:43,254 That's what Rebirth means to me. 1729 01:39:45,389 --> 01:39:48,092 [crowd cheering and whistling] 1730 01:39:54,031 --> 01:39:57,468 [all chanting] Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth! 1730 01:39:58,305 --> 01:40:04,642 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 129353

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