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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,048 --> 00:00:03,499 I got in a little motorcycle... 2 00:00:03,500 --> 00:00:05,051 - What happened? - Spill. 3 00:00:05,052 --> 00:00:06,552 You're not riding a motorcycle. 4 00:00:06,553 --> 00:00:08,087 Crosby! 5 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:09,422 Surgery went well. 6 00:00:09,423 --> 00:00:11,090 But you have to try to get better, 7 00:00:11,091 --> 00:00:13,059 'cause a lot of people are counting on you. 8 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,093 I'm pregnant. 9 00:00:14,094 --> 00:00:16,646 You barely had time to be in love. 10 00:00:16,647 --> 00:00:18,264 You have no idea 11 00:00:18,265 --> 00:00:20,116 how hard something like this is to do by yourself. 12 00:00:20,117 --> 00:00:22,435 - I really like you. - I think I like him. 13 00:00:22,436 --> 00:00:24,654 Joel, um, I'm seeing someone. 14 00:00:24,655 --> 00:00:26,439 - Uh-- - This is Dylan. 15 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,657 He's our newest student. 16 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:29,275 - This is Max. - What's up? 17 00:00:29,276 --> 00:00:30,443 Yo, Asperger's! 18 00:00:30,444 --> 00:00:32,745 What do you do when you like a girl? 19 00:00:32,746 --> 00:00:34,746 Okay. 20 00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:40,036 [School bell rings] 21 00:00:40,037 --> 00:00:43,089 [Vampire Weekend's Worship You] 22 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:44,974 Only in the way you want it only on the day you want it 23 00:00:44,975 --> 00:00:46,809 only with the understanding every single day you want it 24 00:00:46,810 --> 00:00:48,378 only in the way you want it only on the day you want it 25 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:49,829 only with the understanding every single day you want it 26 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:52,965 you you [School bell rings] 27 00:00:52,966 --> 00:00:54,634 City with the weight upon it city in the way you want it 28 00:00:54,635 --> 00:00:56,302 city with the safety of a never-ending blessing on it 29 00:00:56,303 --> 00:00:57,854 city with the weight upon it city in the way you want it 30 00:00:57,855 --> 00:00:59,555 city with the safety of a never-ending blessing on it 31 00:00:59,556 --> 00:01:02,308 you you 32 00:01:02,309 --> 00:01:05,278 we worshiped you 33 00:01:05,279 --> 00:01:08,531 your red right hand 34 00:01:08,532 --> 00:01:11,567 won't we see you 35 00:01:11,568 --> 00:01:15,121 once again? 36 00:01:15,122 --> 00:01:18,324 in foreign soil 37 00:01:18,325 --> 00:01:21,494 in foreign land 38 00:01:21,495 --> 00:01:23,579 Hey, bud. What you doing? 39 00:01:23,580 --> 00:01:26,499 Studying. 40 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,084 The trash? 41 00:01:28,085 --> 00:01:30,553 That's ridiculous. Why would I study the trash? 42 00:01:30,554 --> 00:01:33,973 I'm studying Dylan. 43 00:01:33,974 --> 00:01:34,974 You're studying Dylan? 44 00:01:34,975 --> 00:01:36,342 - Yes. - Through the trash? 45 00:01:36,343 --> 00:01:38,678 This picture of a horse tells me that Dylan likes pictures 46 00:01:38,679 --> 00:01:40,096 and also that she likes horses. 47 00:01:40,097 --> 00:01:41,514 Dad said that the foundation 48 00:01:41,515 --> 00:01:44,484 of any romantic relationship is based on common interests. 49 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:45,485 - Dad said that. - Yes. 50 00:01:45,486 --> 00:01:46,686 Which means that, in this case, 51 00:01:46,687 --> 00:01:48,604 I should probably either choose drawing or horses. 52 00:01:48,605 --> 00:01:49,605 Okay. Honey, I know that you-- 53 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:50,823 - And considering I hate drawing, 54 00:01:50,824 --> 00:01:52,341 I should probably choose horses. 55 00:01:52,342 --> 00:01:53,776 I know that you like her, 56 00:01:53,777 --> 00:01:56,028 and I know that you think she's cool with this whole, 57 00:01:56,029 --> 00:01:57,530 like, anti-authority thing, 58 00:01:57,531 --> 00:01:58,581 but are you sure that this is the right girl for you? 59 00:01:58,582 --> 00:01:59,999 I have to go to class now, 60 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,451 but we can continue this conversation later, 61 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:02,452 Mrs. Braverman. 62 00:02:02,453 --> 00:02:04,169 Okay. 63 00:02:07,508 --> 00:02:08,708 [Horn honks] 64 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:11,177 Oh, jeez. God. 65 00:02:11,178 --> 00:02:13,596 What, Mr. backseat driver? 66 00:02:13,597 --> 00:02:15,515 Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, please. 67 00:02:15,516 --> 00:02:17,433 You don't see me hanging on here for dear life? 68 00:02:17,434 --> 00:02:20,219 I mean, you know why? What? 69 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:21,554 'Cause I'm worried about getting rear-ended. 70 00:02:21,555 --> 00:02:23,556 You can get a ticket for going too slow, you know. 71 00:02:23,557 --> 00:02:25,274 It's called impeding traffic. 72 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,727 I don't see why I can't drive anywhere. 73 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:31,030 Because two weeks ago, you had your breastbone sawed open. 74 00:02:31,031 --> 00:02:32,315 The doctor was very clear. 75 00:02:32,316 --> 00:02:37,069 I know what the doctor said. I was there, all right? 76 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:38,237 Can we go a little faster? 77 00:02:38,238 --> 00:02:39,489 Why don't you step on it a little bit? 78 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:43,041 Just give yourself a ride, see what happens. 79 00:02:45,329 --> 00:02:46,579 Thank you guys so much. See you tomorrow! 80 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:47,580 Both: Oh! - Oh! 81 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:49,165 - Oh, no. - Okay. 82 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:51,300 - I am so sorry. - Yeah. 83 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,085 Here, do you want--is this--will these help or hurt? 84 00:02:53,086 --> 00:02:54,887 Uh, yeah. Please. That--that should work. 85 00:02:54,888 --> 00:02:56,889 Oh, no, you're-- I'm so sorry. 86 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,090 No. It's--it's okay. 87 00:02:58,091 --> 00:02:59,892 It's, uh-- 88 00:02:59,893 --> 00:03:02,061 it's actually kind of impressive how soaked I am 89 00:03:02,062 --> 00:03:04,480 versus how unscathed you are. Yeah. 90 00:03:04,481 --> 00:03:07,266 It's kind of a talent of mine. It's a good one to have. 91 00:03:07,267 --> 00:03:08,818 I'm so sorry. Your shirt's ruined for work-- 92 00:03:08,819 --> 00:03:10,903 - Oh, no, no. I've got plenty of shirts. 93 00:03:10,904 --> 00:03:13,272 I work at a tech start-up. [Chuckles] 94 00:03:13,273 --> 00:03:14,524 We have, like, two offices. You know? 95 00:03:14,525 --> 00:03:15,775 There's, like, one 96 00:03:15,776 --> 00:03:17,410 with about a million blow-up toys in 'em 97 00:03:17,411 --> 00:03:19,612 and another one with a bunch of t-shirts 98 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:20,830 with our name on 'em, so-- 99 00:03:20,831 --> 00:03:22,331 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 100 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,866 - God-- - Anyway, no. 101 00:03:23,867 --> 00:03:26,786 I should, uh--I should probably get your number. 102 00:03:26,787 --> 00:03:29,088 - Uh, what? - Oh, God, no. 103 00:03:29,089 --> 00:03:32,091 I'm not--it's not a-- it's not a date thing. 104 00:03:32,092 --> 00:03:33,125 - Oh. - That's-- 105 00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:34,760 that'd be pretty forward. - Okay. 106 00:03:34,761 --> 00:03:36,629 No, it's just so my lawyer knows how to track you down 107 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,847 in case I decide to press charges. 108 00:03:37,848 --> 00:03:40,516 [Chuckles] Oh, I see. Okay. 109 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:41,968 Um... 110 00:03:41,969 --> 00:03:45,104 - Yeah. - This is serious stuff. 111 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:46,189 [Laughs] 112 00:03:46,190 --> 00:03:47,190 I can't wait to try this place! 113 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:48,441 I've been waiting. 114 00:03:48,442 --> 00:03:50,142 Oh, the coq au vin is supposed to be unbelievable. 115 00:03:50,143 --> 00:03:51,194 It is unbelievable. 116 00:03:51,195 --> 00:03:52,395 - Good. - And you know what? 117 00:03:52,396 --> 00:03:54,113 Maybe we can even get the firm to pick it up, 118 00:03:54,114 --> 00:03:55,198 you know, since we do work together. 119 00:03:55,199 --> 00:03:56,983 Yes, we do work together. 120 00:03:56,984 --> 00:03:58,568 We should look at the wine list before we decide that. 121 00:03:58,569 --> 00:03:59,569 Can you-- come here. Turn around. 122 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:00,570 - What? - This way. 123 00:04:00,571 --> 00:04:01,637 - What? - Turn around. 124 00:04:01,638 --> 00:04:02,688 Please, go this way. This way. 125 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:03,656 Turn. Turn! What are we doing? 126 00:04:03,657 --> 00:04:06,908 Go back--go back there! 127 00:04:09,463 --> 00:04:10,713 Jules, what are we doing? 128 00:04:10,714 --> 00:04:13,332 We're hiding from a mom from Sycamore Charter 129 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,668 because she just does not need any more grist 130 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:18,387 for the rumor mills. It's-- 131 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:19,805 [sighs] 132 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:22,725 - Hey, Jules? - What? 133 00:04:22,726 --> 00:04:25,343 What are we doing? 134 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:28,648 I mean, I think we're a little too old to be 135 00:04:28,649 --> 00:04:31,650 hiding behind ficus plants, aren't we? 136 00:04:35,489 --> 00:04:36,822 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 137 00:04:36,823 --> 00:04:38,741 How about we go somewhere else? 138 00:04:38,742 --> 00:04:39,742 You want to go somewhere else? 139 00:04:39,743 --> 00:04:40,776 I'd like to go somewhere else. 140 00:04:40,777 --> 00:04:42,111 Let's go somewhere else. Come on. 141 00:04:42,112 --> 00:04:44,279 Okay. 142 00:04:45,332 --> 00:04:47,867 What the hell is this? 143 00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:49,702 Hon! Honey! Jasmine! 144 00:04:49,703 --> 00:04:51,087 Yes, my love? 145 00:04:51,088 --> 00:04:52,371 Who... what--who did this? 146 00:04:52,372 --> 00:04:53,539 I did. 147 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:55,091 - You did this? - Yeah. 148 00:04:55,092 --> 00:04:57,260 It's for your own good. 149 00:04:57,261 --> 00:04:58,427 Oh, I think I know what's good for me... 150 00:04:58,428 --> 00:04:59,879 - Really? - And what's good for me is 151 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:02,265 to be able to ride my motorcycle whenever I choose to. 152 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:03,266 I'm a grown man. 153 00:05:03,267 --> 00:05:05,351 I think I can make that decision. 154 00:05:05,352 --> 00:05:07,019 Baby, you're not acting like yourself right now, okay? 155 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,220 So if you want to just-- 156 00:05:08,221 --> 00:05:09,438 - Okay, well, I definitely feel like myself. 157 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:11,190 Myself wants to take a ride on the motorcycle. 158 00:05:11,191 --> 00:05:12,608 Very consistent with who I am. Okay. 159 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:14,560 Well, until you slow down and tell me 160 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:16,312 what's going on with you, you're not riding the motorcycle. 161 00:05:16,313 --> 00:05:17,313 Great, I'll tell you right now. 162 00:05:17,314 --> 00:05:18,314 - What? - Nothing going on with me. 163 00:05:18,315 --> 00:05:19,365 Really? 164 00:05:19,366 --> 00:05:20,366 Other than wanting to take a ride 165 00:05:20,367 --> 00:05:21,734 on a motorcycle that I own. 166 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:23,152 Well, I'm sorry. You can't do that right now. 167 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:24,820 Give me one good reason why I can't ride my motorcycle. 168 00:05:24,821 --> 00:05:26,989 I'll give you two. Jabbar and Aida. 169 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:29,075 Oh, you're gonna pull the kid card. 170 00:05:29,076 --> 00:05:30,626 Just did. 171 00:05:30,627 --> 00:05:31,877 And you're gonna be able to go to sleep tonight on that? 172 00:05:31,878 --> 00:05:34,079 - Love you. - This is-- 173 00:05:40,304 --> 00:05:42,922 - May God bless and keep you always 174 00:05:42,923 --> 00:05:45,308 and may your wishes all come true 175 00:05:45,309 --> 00:05:47,593 may you always do for others 176 00:05:47,594 --> 00:05:49,979 and let others do for you 177 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:52,898 may you build a ladder to the stars 178 00:05:52,899 --> 00:05:54,650 and climb on every rung 179 00:05:54,651 --> 00:05:56,819 and may you stay 180 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:59,655 forever young 181 00:05:59,656 --> 00:06:02,525 may you grow up to be righteous 182 00:06:02,526 --> 00:06:04,860 may you grow up to be true 183 00:06:04,861 --> 00:06:07,113 may you always know the truth 184 00:06:07,114 --> 00:06:09,615 and see the lights surrounding you 185 00:06:09,616 --> 00:06:12,001 may you always be courageous 186 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:14,120 stand upright and be strong 187 00:06:14,121 --> 00:06:16,205 and may you stay 188 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:18,924 forever young 189 00:06:18,925 --> 00:06:21,043 may you stay 190 00:06:21,044 --> 00:06:23,511 forever young 191 00:06:23,512 --> 00:06:26,012 Sync and corrections by parlobrito www.addic7ed.com 192 00:06:28,794 --> 00:06:32,848 - Let's go. - Yay! 193 00:06:32,849 --> 00:06:35,217 What if I just told you that you can't dance anymore? 194 00:06:35,218 --> 00:06:37,302 You could get hurt dancing. That's not the same, Crosby. 195 00:06:37,303 --> 00:06:38,720 Look, let's just talk about it later. 196 00:06:38,721 --> 00:06:40,472 All right. [Sniffs] 197 00:06:40,473 --> 00:06:42,991 Ugh! What are you grilling up, a tire? 198 00:06:42,992 --> 00:06:44,276 Nah, man. 199 00:06:44,277 --> 00:06:46,645 I got my Adam Braverman flame-broiled burgers happening. 200 00:06:46,646 --> 00:06:48,480 Come on. 201 00:06:48,481 --> 00:06:51,650 How did Sarah get out of this thing? 202 00:06:51,651 --> 00:06:53,068 Get out of it? What are you talking about? 203 00:06:53,069 --> 00:06:54,069 - She's not here. - She's at a photo shoot 204 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:56,071 in Santa Cruz, I think. Hmm. 205 00:06:56,072 --> 00:06:58,807 Why are you in such a sour mood? 206 00:06:58,808 --> 00:07:02,661 My wife unilaterally took away my motorcycle privileges, 207 00:07:02,662 --> 00:07:04,830 put an actual lock around it... It's about time. 208 00:07:04,831 --> 00:07:06,331 Like she works for the city of Berkeley or something-- 209 00:07:06,332 --> 00:07:07,632 - dad, when's lunch gonna be ready? 210 00:07:07,633 --> 00:07:08,834 Five minutes. 211 00:07:08,835 --> 00:07:10,218 Why can't we just go to burger and pie? 212 00:07:10,219 --> 00:07:11,553 It's faster, and it tastes better. 213 00:07:11,554 --> 00:07:12,554 Burger and pie? You don't want burger and pie. 214 00:07:12,555 --> 00:07:13,839 No, it tastes better than this. 215 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:14,973 I got my proprietary spice blend in these burgers. 216 00:07:14,974 --> 00:07:16,091 It's faster and it tastes better. 217 00:07:16,092 --> 00:07:17,309 - Grandpa and grandma's here! - Hey! 218 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:18,560 - Inferior burgers. - No, they're not. 219 00:07:18,561 --> 00:07:20,145 These are frozen burgers that you took out of the bag 220 00:07:20,146 --> 00:07:21,813 and rubbed salt, pepper, and Worcestershire on. 221 00:07:21,814 --> 00:07:23,231 That's it. That's all you did. Hey, sweetheart. 222 00:07:23,232 --> 00:07:24,683 - No, Max. - That's proprietary. 223 00:07:24,684 --> 00:07:25,684 And you said you used a secret sauce, 224 00:07:25,685 --> 00:07:27,018 but it was just Worcestershire. 225 00:07:27,019 --> 00:07:29,438 - Zeek, you're looking good. - Oh. Thanks, honey. 226 00:07:29,439 --> 00:07:31,239 - Thanks for coming. - Yeah. 227 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,591 It's really good to be here. How are you feeling? 228 00:07:32,592 --> 00:07:34,192 You're walking better. Am I? 229 00:07:34,193 --> 00:07:35,360 - Yeah. - Yeah, I feel pretty good. 230 00:07:35,361 --> 00:07:37,529 Got a spring in your step. 231 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:39,698 I'm gonna get you a cold one. Thanks. 232 00:07:39,699 --> 00:07:40,866 You're not burning those, are you? 233 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:42,033 No, dad, I'm searing them. 234 00:07:42,034 --> 00:07:44,536 Okay? Okay, Max. Easy. Hi, grandpa. 235 00:07:44,537 --> 00:07:45,520 I got 'em. I got 'em. Let go. 236 00:07:45,521 --> 00:07:46,872 - How are you? - I'm good. 237 00:07:46,873 --> 00:07:49,708 I like a girl. Really? 238 00:07:49,709 --> 00:07:50,876 - Yeah. - You do like a girl? 239 00:07:50,877 --> 00:07:51,877 - How about that? - Yeah. 240 00:07:51,878 --> 00:07:52,878 Well, that's wonderful. 241 00:07:52,879 --> 00:07:54,212 So what base are you on with her? 242 00:07:54,213 --> 00:07:55,597 We haven't really done the baseball-- 243 00:07:55,598 --> 00:07:57,265 - What does that mean? - That's a great question. 244 00:07:57,266 --> 00:07:59,201 She doesn't like sports. I don't understand. 245 00:07:59,202 --> 00:08:00,302 Right. No, no. 246 00:08:00,303 --> 00:08:02,304 What I meant was, have you held her hand, 247 00:08:02,305 --> 00:08:03,939 maybe kissed her, or something like-- 248 00:08:03,940 --> 00:08:05,774 - No, dad says I should start with common interests 249 00:08:05,775 --> 00:08:06,808 and work from there. 250 00:08:06,809 --> 00:08:08,059 - Yeah. - That's terrible advice. 251 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,394 - I don't know. - That's a one-way street. 252 00:08:09,395 --> 00:08:11,363 In my experience, 253 00:08:11,364 --> 00:08:14,366 the Braverman libido, the virility, 254 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:17,903 the sexual attraction is a very hard thing to contain. 255 00:08:17,904 --> 00:08:20,071 It's just gonna pop out of there. 256 00:08:20,072 --> 00:08:21,706 Just get that libido and virility out, 257 00:08:21,707 --> 00:08:22,908 whip it around, and just-- 258 00:08:22,909 --> 00:08:23,959 - Maybe let's go back to the baseball analogy. 259 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:25,410 What are my libido and virility, 260 00:08:25,411 --> 00:08:27,412 and how do I pop them out? Okay. 261 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:28,713 You've got four bases, right? 262 00:08:28,714 --> 00:08:30,749 Home, first, second, third. Okay. 263 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,667 First base, kissy-kissy. 264 00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:34,803 - Maybe hold hands. - Second base, touchy-touchy. 265 00:08:34,804 --> 00:08:35,804 Maybe arm around the shoulder. 266 00:08:35,805 --> 00:08:37,506 Third base, feely-feely. 267 00:08:37,507 --> 00:08:38,924 A little more kissy-kissy down South. 268 00:08:38,925 --> 00:08:42,093 - Maybe a kiss on the cheek. - And then home is... 269 00:08:42,094 --> 00:08:43,261 Just watching TV together... 270 00:08:43,262 --> 00:08:45,096 Here comes little Max and a baby carriage. 271 00:08:45,097 --> 00:08:46,765 On the sofa. 272 00:08:46,766 --> 00:08:48,016 Right? 273 00:08:48,017 --> 00:08:49,734 You can do that on a sofa, yeah. 274 00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:51,735 Just stick with the common interests for now. 275 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:55,657 Hello there. 276 00:08:55,658 --> 00:08:57,025 Hi. You could have sent a runner. 277 00:08:57,026 --> 00:08:58,109 Could've sent a runner, but then I wouldn't have 278 00:08:58,110 --> 00:08:59,444 been able to get a chance to kiss you. 279 00:08:59,445 --> 00:09:00,829 - I will kill you. - No, you won't. 280 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:02,664 - Yes, I will kill you... - No, you won't kill me. 281 00:09:02,665 --> 00:09:03,665 - If you do that. - That's a little much. 282 00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:04,699 - I will kill you. - No. 283 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:05,784 Turn around, so I can sign this. 284 00:09:05,785 --> 00:09:08,453 - Surface. - Okay. 285 00:09:08,454 --> 00:09:11,006 [Cell phone dings] 286 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:12,591 - Hey, honey? - What? 287 00:09:12,592 --> 00:09:14,843 You guys have got to stop encouraging him. 288 00:09:14,844 --> 00:09:16,344 Please. 289 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:17,796 - Is this about the Dylan thing? - Mm-hmm. 290 00:09:17,797 --> 00:09:19,764 Honey, my dad is just excited that his grandson 291 00:09:19,765 --> 00:09:21,883 could have a crush on a girl, and honestly, so am I. 292 00:09:21,884 --> 00:09:23,151 I understand that, 293 00:09:23,152 --> 00:09:24,703 but you should have seen what he was doing at school. 294 00:09:24,704 --> 00:09:27,355 He was following her around with a notebook, taking notes, 295 00:09:27,356 --> 00:09:29,274 jotting things down, looking in the trash... 296 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,642 - Wait a minute, Kristina. - This isn't healthy. 297 00:09:30,643 --> 00:09:31,810 I didn't encourage our son to stalk this girl. 298 00:09:31,811 --> 00:09:33,028 That's how he took it, 299 00:09:33,029 --> 00:09:35,463 and I'm asking you to help me with this. 300 00:09:35,464 --> 00:09:37,065 Honey, she's not gonna like him back. 301 00:09:37,066 --> 00:09:38,817 - How do you know? - I know. I know these things. 302 00:09:38,818 --> 00:09:40,652 Just help me temper his enthusiasm. 303 00:09:40,653 --> 00:09:41,903 That's all I'm asking. Okay. 304 00:09:41,904 --> 00:09:43,705 - Please. - I will. 305 00:09:43,706 --> 00:09:46,541 I will talk to him tomorrow. Okay. 306 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:49,294 [Indistinct chatter outside] 307 00:09:49,295 --> 00:09:50,295 - Hey, Kristina. - What? 308 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:52,047 - Come here. Come here. - Huh? 309 00:09:52,048 --> 00:09:53,915 Julia brought this guy to the barbecue. 310 00:09:53,916 --> 00:09:55,750 Who? 311 00:09:55,751 --> 00:09:58,770 This guy Chris that she used the date. 312 00:09:58,771 --> 00:09:59,838 - What are they doing? - I guess it's serious. 313 00:09:59,839 --> 00:10:01,222 Signing some documents or something. 314 00:10:01,223 --> 00:10:04,209 In the summer 315 00:10:04,210 --> 00:10:07,178 - Okay. - Are we good? 316 00:10:07,179 --> 00:10:08,480 Thank you very much for bringing this. 317 00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:10,015 - You're very welcome. - I'll see you tonight. 318 00:10:10,016 --> 00:10:11,850 - Sure. One kiss. That's my fee. - Not happening. 319 00:10:11,851 --> 00:10:13,101 Hey, what are you doing to my sister? What's going on? 320 00:10:13,102 --> 00:10:14,352 - That's why. - A couple of lawyers 321 00:10:14,353 --> 00:10:15,353 on my front lawn. Thank you. 322 00:10:15,354 --> 00:10:16,488 - Yup. - This can't be good. 323 00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:17,489 I'm just kidding around, Julia. Relax. 324 00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:18,490 - Okay. - Remember me? 325 00:10:18,491 --> 00:10:19,524 - I do. Chris. - Chris, right? 326 00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:21,026 Yeah, yeah. Good to see you, Adam. 327 00:10:21,027 --> 00:10:22,193 Nice you could put a good word in for our sister at the firm. 328 00:10:22,194 --> 00:10:23,445 That's nice. My pleasure. 329 00:10:23,446 --> 00:10:24,579 - Yes, and-- - She's doing a fantastic job. 330 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:25,697 So you guys are working together now? 331 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:26,781 - We are indeed. - He needs to get back 332 00:10:26,782 --> 00:10:28,116 to said firm because these are very... 333 00:10:28,117 --> 00:10:29,117 Is this the guy you were dating right before Joel? 334 00:10:29,118 --> 00:10:30,418 - I do. - Time-sensitive documents here. 335 00:10:30,419 --> 00:10:31,419 Documents? What do you got? Signatures or something? 336 00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:32,621 - Thank you. Yup. - Yeah. Exactly. 337 00:10:32,622 --> 00:10:34,039 Tell you what, I'm making burgers. 338 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,256 Come on in and have a burger, okay? 339 00:10:35,257 --> 00:10:37,042 We can handle this electronically, all right? 340 00:10:37,043 --> 00:10:38,343 We have the technology. That's very true. 341 00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:39,544 No, he has to get to the firm right now! 342 00:10:39,545 --> 00:10:40,545 We have the technology to deal with this, Julia! 343 00:10:40,546 --> 00:10:42,047 - Adam! Adam! - Come on! 344 00:10:42,048 --> 00:10:44,549 You're having a burger. Come on. Looks like I'm staying! 345 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:45,884 [Cell phone chimes] 346 00:10:45,885 --> 00:10:47,218 [Indistinct chatter] 347 00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,054 The sun is shining good 348 00:10:49,055 --> 00:10:50,188 [Laughs] 349 00:10:50,189 --> 00:10:53,642 Guys, coffee shop guy texted. 350 00:10:53,643 --> 00:10:55,110 [Gasps] Oh, my God. What did he say? 351 00:10:55,111 --> 00:10:58,530 He said, "I'm willing to forego legal action 352 00:10:58,531 --> 00:10:59,648 "for yesterday's mishap 353 00:10:59,649 --> 00:11:01,232 if you let me take you out for a drink." 354 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,867 - This is good news! - I've still got it. 355 00:11:02,868 --> 00:11:03,902 - Who is this? - This is so exciting! 356 00:11:03,903 --> 00:11:05,120 Okay, well, first things first. 357 00:11:05,121 --> 00:11:06,871 You have to parlay the whole drinking thing 358 00:11:06,872 --> 00:11:10,792 into, like, coffee or tea or something daytime. 359 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,577 Maybe a daytime activity. How do you do that naturally? 360 00:11:12,578 --> 00:11:14,329 I know because the whole, like, situation. 361 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:15,413 Yeah. 362 00:11:15,414 --> 00:11:16,915 He doesn't know you're pregnant? 363 00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:18,133 Uh, no. It didn't exactly come up the first time I met him. 364 00:11:18,134 --> 00:11:19,968 Don't really lead in with that. 365 00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:21,419 Isn't that something that you tell people 366 00:11:21,420 --> 00:11:22,921 that you're gonna date? 367 00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:24,839 No, I'm not, like, gonna have a serious relationship with him. 368 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,591 I just want to have some fun. 369 00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,143 She's not under lock and key. She's pregnant. 370 00:11:28,144 --> 00:11:29,427 - Yeah. - She's not contagious. 371 00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:31,212 Yeah. It's good. It's normal. 372 00:11:31,213 --> 00:11:32,380 But, guys, can you help me please? 373 00:11:32,381 --> 00:11:33,765 What do I say back? Yeah. Okay, um- 374 00:11:33,766 --> 00:11:35,150 - Something legal. 375 00:11:35,151 --> 00:11:37,352 Um, "my lawyer is willing to settle 376 00:11:37,353 --> 00:11:38,937 if we do coffee or tea instead." 377 00:11:38,938 --> 00:11:40,438 Mm, settling. Good. 378 00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:41,656 - Like that? - Okay. Hang on. 379 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,441 In the summer 380 00:11:43,442 --> 00:11:44,993 - Hey. - Hey. 381 00:11:44,994 --> 00:11:45,994 Finish your burger? 382 00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:47,612 - Oh, it was delicious. - Good. 383 00:11:47,613 --> 00:11:49,614 - Yeah. I'm out of here. - Okay, good. 384 00:11:49,615 --> 00:11:50,665 - I'm gonna go. - I'm sorry. 385 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,000 No, I get it. I get it. 386 00:11:52,001 --> 00:11:53,418 I just didn't want it to become any more awkward 387 00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:55,120 by refusing your brother's burger. 388 00:11:55,121 --> 00:11:57,005 - Who are you? - Hi. 389 00:11:57,006 --> 00:12:01,593 Syd, um, there are nicer ways to introduce yourself. 390 00:12:01,594 --> 00:12:03,128 That's okay. Hey, I'm Chris. 391 00:12:03,129 --> 00:12:04,345 I work with your mom. Who are you? 392 00:12:04,346 --> 00:12:05,430 I'm Sydney. 393 00:12:05,431 --> 00:12:07,215 Oh. Hi, Sydney. It's a pleasure. 394 00:12:07,216 --> 00:12:08,600 You got your mom's smile. 395 00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,268 - Julia? - Yes? 396 00:12:10,269 --> 00:12:11,469 Basketball game. We need some players. 397 00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:12,887 - Okay. - Okay? Let's go. 398 00:12:12,888 --> 00:12:14,272 All right. I'm gonna go. I'll see you later. 399 00:12:14,273 --> 00:12:15,640 - Is that the guy? - That's the guy. That's Chris. 400 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:16,775 - No, we got to go. - No, you're playing ball. 401 00:12:16,776 --> 00:12:18,309 Come on. Come on, guys, let's go. 402 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:19,694 Uh, guys, you don't want me-- you don't want me playing ball. 403 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,696 Hey, tell you what. You can be team Captain. 404 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,148 Bring the ball. Let's go. Wow. 405 00:12:23,149 --> 00:12:24,232 All right, come on. 406 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,233 We're gonna go play basketball. 407 00:12:25,234 --> 00:12:26,234 I'm gonna make this fast. 408 00:12:26,235 --> 00:12:27,652 Okay. 409 00:12:27,653 --> 00:12:29,320 [Overlapping chatter] 410 00:12:29,321 --> 00:12:31,823 No ulterior motives 411 00:12:31,824 --> 00:12:36,995 all my focus on you 412 00:12:36,996 --> 00:12:37,996 well, I can't hide 413 00:12:37,997 --> 00:12:40,965 Why the long face? 414 00:12:40,966 --> 00:12:43,218 This is my castrated face. 415 00:12:43,219 --> 00:12:47,005 My, uh--my wife put my motorcycle in jail. 416 00:12:47,006 --> 00:12:48,339 It's locked up. 417 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:51,843 - Oh, man. - Yeah. 418 00:12:51,844 --> 00:12:54,846 Well, I can see that bet and raise you, 419 00:12:54,847 --> 00:12:59,184 because I got no wheels at all, two or four. 420 00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:01,152 Plus, I got your mom as a chauffeur. 421 00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:03,004 Oof. Oof. 422 00:13:03,005 --> 00:13:07,826 Then she's gonna take me to physical therapy on Monday. 423 00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:10,028 So, I mean, uh, it's gonna take about a week. 424 00:13:10,029 --> 00:13:13,832 [Chuckles] Mm. Monday? 425 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,750 - Yeah. - I'll drive you. 426 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,202 Yeah, yeah, let me drive you. 427 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:18,670 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 428 00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:19,871 We'll make a day of it. 429 00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:22,040 So we'll get the women out of the picture. 430 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,374 We'll go together. It'll be great. 431 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,009 I'm looking forward to it. Okay. 432 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:27,378 Girl, who's kidding 433 00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:29,097 Put it up! Put it up! 434 00:13:29,098 --> 00:13:30,348 - Oh! - Oh! 435 00:13:30,349 --> 00:13:32,383 I'll be back. I'm gonna go lay her down. 436 00:13:32,384 --> 00:13:34,936 Okay. Nap time. 437 00:13:34,937 --> 00:13:36,521 You keep surprising me 438 00:13:36,522 --> 00:13:38,890 with all your thoughts and views 439 00:13:38,891 --> 00:13:43,228 na na na na na na na na 440 00:13:43,229 --> 00:13:45,229 Oh! 441 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,485 - Oh, you got to take it out! - Oh! 442 00:13:50,486 --> 00:13:51,703 Put it up! 443 00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:55,240 Oh, nice! [Clapping] 444 00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:57,625 Oh! 445 00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:58,960 Put it up! 446 00:13:58,961 --> 00:14:02,080 - Yeah! - Oh! 447 00:14:02,081 --> 00:14:04,081 - All right. Be ready, Syd. - Get it, Syd! Oh! 448 00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:16,506 [Tires screech] 449 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,007 This is on rails, right? 450 00:14:18,008 --> 00:14:20,343 There you go. This is a little more like it. 451 00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:24,013 Yeah, these miniature vans have full-sized power nowadays. 452 00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:25,932 In fact, I'm gonna up the experience. 453 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,433 - Ah. - Yeah. 454 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,352 A little wind in the hair, huh? 455 00:14:29,353 --> 00:14:30,487 - There you go! - Easy rider style. 456 00:14:30,488 --> 00:14:32,272 - There you go. - Get these buffoons 457 00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:33,523 out of the way, huh? Hey, I think we're up here 458 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,691 on the right-hand side. This is us? Right here. 459 00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,359 Oh. I got it. I'm on it. Hold on. Hold on! 460 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,694 Coming in hot. Coming in hot. 461 00:14:37,695 --> 00:14:39,028 - Oh. - Okay. 462 00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:40,864 - Oh, man! Oh, yeah! - Yeah. 463 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:44,117 [Tires screech] 464 00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:46,953 Oh, and we're early. Yeah? 465 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,087 I'm gonna park. I'll come in with you. 466 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,205 - We're early? - Yeah. 467 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,273 I had my eyes closed. 468 00:14:50,274 --> 00:14:52,342 I feel like I've gone through time. 469 00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:54,043 - You're a day early. - Oh, man. 470 00:14:54,044 --> 00:14:55,261 I'll hang in the waiting room with you, if that's-- 471 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,546 - No, no, no. Come on. That's silly. 472 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,048 It's your day of freedom, son. 473 00:14:59,049 --> 00:15:00,950 You go and have some fun, you know what I'm saying? 474 00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:02,852 You don't want to spend a lot of time... 475 00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:04,187 - Well... - In the stupid waiting room. 476 00:15:04,188 --> 00:15:06,356 This is my day to hang out with you, though. 477 00:15:06,357 --> 00:15:08,558 - I don't think so. - You sure? 478 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,809 - Yeah, I'm sure. - Okay. 479 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:12,228 I did see a vintage guitar shop around the corner, so-- 480 00:15:12,229 --> 00:15:13,730 - Okay. All right. 481 00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:15,481 I'll be able to waste an hour or two there. 482 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,283 Yeah, you just have a good time, 483 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,787 and if I'm not out in an hour, you come in and get me. 484 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,906 - Okay. That's good. - Okay. 485 00:15:22,907 --> 00:15:24,323 [Car door closes] 486 00:15:25,743 --> 00:15:28,628 - Hey, Max. - Hey, bud. 487 00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:31,748 We just wanted to have a quick conversation with you 488 00:15:31,749 --> 00:15:33,750 about this girl that you like. Dylan. 489 00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:35,418 - Yes, Dylan. - Yeah, Dylan. 490 00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:36,803 We just wanted to talk to you 491 00:15:36,804 --> 00:15:39,472 about how these relationships between young boys 492 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:40,473 and girls work. Mmhmm. 493 00:15:40,474 --> 00:15:41,674 I know how they work. 494 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:42,976 - You know how they work. - Oh, well, okay. 495 00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:44,894 That's probably true, but here's the thing. 496 00:15:44,895 --> 00:15:46,396 Your dad and I have been in a relationship 497 00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:49,549 for so long that we are practically experts at it, 498 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,768 and we've learned a lot along the way, 499 00:15:51,769 --> 00:15:53,236 so we wanted to share our knowledge with you. 500 00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:54,938 Normally to become an expert in something, 501 00:15:54,939 --> 00:15:57,140 you have to not just have done it for a long time 502 00:15:57,141 --> 00:15:58,508 but have an advanced degree as well. 503 00:15:58,509 --> 00:15:59,676 Well, they don't hand out advanced degrees 504 00:15:59,677 --> 00:16:00,660 in relationships, Max, but if they did... 505 00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:02,078 - They should. - We'd have it. 506 00:16:02,079 --> 00:16:03,079 I can guarantee that your mother and I would have one. 507 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,080 - We'd have it for sure. - Yeah. 508 00:16:04,081 --> 00:16:05,231 - What's your wisdom? - Okay. 509 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,449 Where do you want to start? Great. 510 00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:09,752 Um, well, what we've learned along the way 511 00:16:09,753 --> 00:16:11,788 is that sometimes in relationships, 512 00:16:11,789 --> 00:16:14,173 people can like each other at different levels. 513 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,258 Right? Right. 514 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:16,459 - So-- - So, for example, 515 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,461 on a scale of one to five, five being highest, 516 00:16:18,462 --> 00:16:20,213 you might like somebody at a five, and they might 517 00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:21,814 like you back only at a two... Right. 518 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,766 And that's okay. They just want to be your friend. 519 00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,602 That's normal. It's a very normal thing. 520 00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:26,603 What are your numbers? 521 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:28,221 For each other? 522 00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:29,689 Well, we're both at a five. Five. 523 00:16:29,690 --> 00:16:31,474 - Right? - Yup. 524 00:16:31,475 --> 00:16:33,276 And that is usually how romantic relationships work. 525 00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:35,778 People like each other the same amount. 526 00:16:35,779 --> 00:16:37,113 - Mm-hmm. - Robust five. 527 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:39,148 - It has a balance. - Yeah. 528 00:16:39,149 --> 00:16:40,817 It doesn't always start out that way, though. 529 00:16:40,818 --> 00:16:42,151 I mean, things could change. 530 00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:44,687 Your mother, when we first met, thought that I was a two, 531 00:16:44,688 --> 00:16:47,807 and now I'm a five. 532 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:49,659 - Well, yeah. - What? 533 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,244 - So the numbers can change? - It's true. 534 00:16:51,245 --> 00:16:53,096 - Mm-mm. - Yeah. 535 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:54,664 What? 536 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,883 Okay. So the scale of affection is fluid? 537 00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,134 Yeah. It is fluid. 538 00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,669 It gets a little sticky, but it's fluid. 539 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,387 - It's sticky fluid. - It fluctuates. 540 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,805 - Really? - Even within-- 541 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:06,309 - so it's fluid enough for the numbers to change. 542 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,227 - Yes. - Actually, you know what? 543 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,345 You're right, buddy. 544 00:17:09,346 --> 00:17:10,346 - It's the truth. - It is the truth. 545 00:17:10,347 --> 00:17:13,316 For example, your dad's number 546 00:17:13,317 --> 00:17:16,486 is undergoing a change as we speak, right? 547 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:18,021 All right, so, mom, you're agreeing now 548 00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:19,405 that numbers can change. 549 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,773 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 550 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,909 What am I at right now? 4.95? 551 00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,777 - 3.5. - 3.5. Okay. 552 00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,029 But I'll get that back up to a five. 553 00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:27,030 So you're still friends. 554 00:17:27,031 --> 00:17:28,948 Yes. We'll always be friends. 555 00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:32,285 [Laughs] Good friends. 556 00:17:32,286 --> 00:17:33,586 Huh. 557 00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:35,755 So what are we doing here? 558 00:17:35,756 --> 00:17:38,124 Oh, it's one of my favorite spots. 559 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:41,127 Okay, I can't help but point out 560 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,513 there's a vital piece of this puzzle missing. 561 00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:44,514 Oh, you noticed that? Yeah. 562 00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:45,882 - Yeah. - Well, yeah. 563 00:17:45,883 --> 00:17:47,684 I know I don't have a dog... Yes. 564 00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:49,185 A little weird, 565 00:17:49,186 --> 00:17:51,604 but I grew up with a brown lab and a border collie, 566 00:17:51,605 --> 00:17:54,524 and I just miss having them around, so-- 567 00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:55,942 you know, but I live in a tiny apartment now, 568 00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:59,729 and I decided that I would crowdsource my needs. 569 00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:01,064 [Chuckles] 570 00:18:01,065 --> 00:18:03,566 Wow, and so the owners don't care that you're, 571 00:18:03,567 --> 00:18:06,736 like, being pervy and playing with their dogs? 572 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:09,288 Not pervy. No, they don't even notice. 573 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,740 Half the time, they're on a cell phone, so-- 574 00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:11,908 - Oh, wow. 575 00:18:11,909 --> 00:18:14,243 So what do you want? We got a pomeranian. 576 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:15,244 - Yeah. - No problem. 577 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:16,879 We got a yellow lab. Oh. 578 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,832 We've got those in spades. We've got, um, golden retriever. 579 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,834 - Hmm. - Whatever you want. 580 00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:24,554 - What about this little munch? - Ah, good eye. 581 00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:28,007 You're cute, but you have my heart. 582 00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:30,893 You have my heart, bestie. Hey there. 583 00:18:30,894 --> 00:18:32,645 - Hey, little bud. Hello. - Did you get left alone? 584 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:33,930 Did you get left alone? Hello. 585 00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,565 You're sweet. Oh, you're a lover. 586 00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:39,318 - Hi, Bubba. Aww. - Oh, yeah. 587 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,238 What if there was, like, an app for this? 588 00:18:42,239 --> 00:18:43,489 - Like--yeah. - Yeah. 589 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,857 You could just, like, rent dog time. 590 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,192 That'd be cool, right? 591 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,777 I think that's-- no, that's a great idea. 592 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,362 I can do all the, uh, backend programming, 593 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:51,614 and you run the company. Huh? All right. 594 00:18:51,615 --> 00:18:52,865 Split the profits down the middle. 595 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,700 Well, 70/30. 596 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,002 It was my idea. Yeah, great idea. 597 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,036 Yeah? Deal? 598 00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:58,538 - Yeah. - We got him. 599 00:18:58,539 --> 00:18:59,705 - Shake on it. - Sucker. 600 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,041 Do you want to shake on it? No? Hmm. 601 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,959 It's a good girl. 602 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:08,097 - So, uh, dad? - Yeah, buddy? 603 00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:11,217 I was thinking that this year I might want to play basketball. 604 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,971 Um, okay. We can discuss it with your mom. 605 00:19:14,972 --> 00:19:17,640 Isn't that gonna conflict with baseball, though? 606 00:19:17,641 --> 00:19:19,025 No, no. I know. 607 00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,360 It's just that basketball has, like, a lot more action, 608 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,530 and Chris says I'm a natural. 609 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,699 - Chris? - Yeah. That's mom's friend. 610 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,067 He's so cool, dad. 611 00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,870 He let me sit on his shoulders, so I could make a basket. 612 00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:32,572 Well, that's because you're too short otherwise. 613 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:35,041 He also says I have really good height and coordination... 614 00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,576 - You do. - And it's gonna take over 615 00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:38,661 baseball as our new national sport. 616 00:19:38,662 --> 00:19:40,496 He what? He said what? 617 00:19:40,497 --> 00:19:43,666 It's gonna take over as our new national sport. 618 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,051 Okay, well, let me tell you something. 619 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,670 Basketball may be a bigger money-making operation, 620 00:19:47,671 --> 00:19:50,723 but it will never replace the subtle beauty that is baseball. 621 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:52,675 Okay? Ever. 622 00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:53,976 Your mother's friend 623 00:19:53,977 --> 00:19:55,595 clearly doesn't know what he's talking about. 624 00:19:55,596 --> 00:19:57,313 That's insane. 625 00:19:57,314 --> 00:19:58,681 I don't know, dad. 626 00:19:58,682 --> 00:20:00,766 Chris is a lawyer, and he works with mom, 627 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:03,319 so he's probably pretty smart. 628 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,104 And he's really good at basketball. 629 00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:07,073 Well, basketball also leads to ankle injuries 630 00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:08,741 and finger sprains, 631 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,610 and with the exception of your mother, 632 00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:12,829 most lawyers have questionable morals, okay? 633 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,996 Can we just eat our pizza here? 634 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,618 Let's just enjoy our pizza. 635 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,634 - Oh. Hey, Asperger's. - Hi, Dylan. 636 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:36,719 We need to have a talk. 637 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,304 Okay. About what? 638 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,224 About the number at which you like me. 639 00:20:41,225 --> 00:20:43,976 I'm not following. You're gonna need to back up. 640 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:45,361 A lot. 641 00:20:45,362 --> 00:20:46,979 Understood. 642 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,981 It has come to my attention that there's a basic scale 643 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,401 of affection on which all human relationships operate, 644 00:20:52,402 --> 00:20:53,786 and when a boy and a girl fraternize, 645 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:55,872 it's important to understand where on that scale 646 00:20:55,873 --> 00:20:57,957 their feelings for each other lie. 647 00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,959 Somehow I missed this part of the talk, but I can dig. 648 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,411 What are my options? The scale is from one to five, 649 00:21:02,412 --> 00:21:03,996 with five being the peak of affection 650 00:21:03,997 --> 00:21:06,749 and one being firmly in the friend zone. 651 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,584 In our case, I like you at a five. 652 00:21:08,585 --> 00:21:11,103 Now, I need to know the best quantitative representation 653 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:14,156 of your feelings for me. 654 00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:18,843 Um, how about a two? 655 00:21:20,314 --> 00:21:21,314 I can work with a two. 656 00:21:21,315 --> 00:21:23,232 - You can? - Yes. 657 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:25,768 Two is approximately my mother's number for my father 658 00:21:25,769 --> 00:21:27,937 when they met, though that changed over time. 659 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,772 - I see. - Yes. 660 00:21:29,773 --> 00:21:32,158 In any case, the scale is fluid, and I imagine I have a decade-- 661 00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:35,578 maybe more, to change your mind. 662 00:21:35,579 --> 00:21:38,948 [School bell rings] 663 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,666 I have to go to class now. 664 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,619 I will talk to you later, Dylan. 665 00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:47,623 Hey, Asperger's. 666 00:21:47,624 --> 00:21:49,708 Maybe a 2 1/2. 667 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:04,753 - Hi there. - Hey. 668 00:22:04,754 --> 00:22:06,088 - Excuse me. - Hey, can I help you? 669 00:22:06,089 --> 00:22:08,090 Hey, I'm here to pick up my father. 670 00:22:08,091 --> 00:22:10,759 He's a real tall, ornery guy. Zeek Braverman? 671 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,678 Of course. 672 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,346 He's actually just wrapping up with one of our therapists. 673 00:22:14,347 --> 00:22:15,564 Oh, okay. Great. 674 00:22:15,565 --> 00:22:17,349 You can go back there if you want. 675 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:18,400 - Right here? - Yeah. 676 00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:19,434 Just... Oh. 677 00:22:19,435 --> 00:22:20,435 Through this door on your right. 678 00:22:20,436 --> 00:22:23,437 - Okay. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 679 00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:38,503 Think you can handle a little more elevation? 680 00:22:38,504 --> 00:22:40,422 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring it on. Here we go. 681 00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:41,456 Okay. 682 00:22:41,457 --> 00:22:44,091 [Treadmill beeping] 683 00:22:52,635 --> 00:22:54,352 Ohh. 684 00:22:56,305 --> 00:22:57,305 You okay? 685 00:22:57,306 --> 00:22:59,558 Yeah. I'm fine. 686 00:22:59,559 --> 00:23:00,809 Might have pushed you just a bit too much. 687 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:02,310 Yeah. Yeah. 688 00:23:02,311 --> 00:23:05,146 - You want some water? - No. I just... 689 00:23:12,488 --> 00:23:14,990 Everything okay? 690 00:23:14,991 --> 00:23:17,159 Yeah. Great facility. 691 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,078 It's, uh, really good-- good. 692 00:23:25,568 --> 00:23:28,553 [Alternative music] 693 00:23:28,554 --> 00:23:29,805 [Knocks] 694 00:23:29,806 --> 00:23:32,507 Hey, brother-o. Hey. 695 00:23:32,508 --> 00:23:34,176 - How's it going? - Good. What's up? 696 00:23:34,177 --> 00:23:38,797 - Just, uh, came to hang out. - Really? 697 00:23:38,798 --> 00:23:39,848 - Look at this. - Wow. 698 00:23:39,849 --> 00:23:41,049 Your new room. This... 699 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,434 - Yeah. Thank you. - Trippy art. 700 00:23:42,435 --> 00:23:43,735 Your tastes are changing. 701 00:23:43,736 --> 00:23:45,737 What's actually going on? 702 00:23:45,738 --> 00:23:48,023 You know me so well. 703 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:50,192 Well, it's hard for me to admit this, 704 00:23:50,193 --> 00:23:54,746 but you were right about the Griffin situation. 705 00:23:54,747 --> 00:23:55,747 What happened? 706 00:23:55,748 --> 00:23:58,250 We just, like, went on our first date, 707 00:23:58,251 --> 00:24:00,419 and it was so fun, 708 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:04,423 and now I like him. 709 00:24:04,424 --> 00:24:06,541 Yeah, like, you want to see him again? 710 00:24:06,542 --> 00:24:09,094 Yeah, like, I want to-- I want to keep hanging out, 711 00:24:09,095 --> 00:24:14,349 and I just-- I don't know what to do. 712 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:16,551 You gotta just tell him. 713 00:24:16,552 --> 00:24:17,886 Right. Yeah. 714 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:19,354 I know, like, eventually, 715 00:24:19,355 --> 00:24:22,190 but, I mean, it just seems silly to, 716 00:24:22,191 --> 00:24:24,976 like, cut something off at the pass just, you know, 717 00:24:24,977 --> 00:24:26,361 without even knowing what it is first. I mean, like-- 718 00:24:26,362 --> 00:24:28,230 - You don't really know if you're cutting it off, 719 00:24:28,231 --> 00:24:30,198 and the thing is, if it keeps going on 720 00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:31,867 and then you tell him, 721 00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:33,768 it's gonna seem like you were lying the whole time. 722 00:24:33,769 --> 00:24:35,120 Yeah. 723 00:24:35,121 --> 00:24:36,321 And you have no idea how he's gonna react to it. 724 00:24:36,322 --> 00:24:39,124 He could be totally fine with it, 725 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:40,826 and you guys could keep seeing each other 726 00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,244 and see if it's, like, you know, 727 00:24:42,245 --> 00:24:45,464 gonna actually go somewhere. Yeah. 728 00:24:45,465 --> 00:24:48,916 But if you actually like him, then he should know. 729 00:24:51,254 --> 00:24:53,888 Yeah. You're right. 730 00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:58,209 [Door opens] 731 00:24:59,979 --> 00:25:00,979 Hey! 732 00:25:00,980 --> 00:25:01,980 - Hey. - How'd it go? 733 00:25:01,981 --> 00:25:03,014 Oh, it was a piece of cake. 734 00:25:03,015 --> 00:25:04,933 Yeah. Good. 735 00:25:04,934 --> 00:25:06,518 How long you been here? 736 00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:08,236 Two seconds. I just walked in. 737 00:25:08,237 --> 00:25:09,604 Perfect timing. Do you pay or-- 738 00:25:09,605 --> 00:25:11,656 - Nope. It's all taken care of. 739 00:25:11,657 --> 00:25:12,941 I'm all taken care of. 740 00:25:12,942 --> 00:25:14,409 Thank you, Cheryl. Mmhmm. See you next week. 741 00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:16,111 Okay. 742 00:25:16,112 --> 00:25:20,248 Do you want to go grab a drink or something? 743 00:25:20,249 --> 00:25:21,500 Cros, I'm off the sauce. You know? 744 00:25:21,501 --> 00:25:23,451 I'm kind of on the sauce, 745 00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:25,587 so maybe I could drink for both of us. 746 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:27,422 You want to watch me have a couple cocktails? 747 00:25:27,423 --> 00:25:29,291 Yeah, okay. That could be fun, I think. 748 00:25:29,292 --> 00:25:30,342 - Yeah? - Yeah. 749 00:25:30,343 --> 00:25:32,343 - Little midday party. - [Chuckles] 750 00:25:35,515 --> 00:25:37,682 [Knocking on door] Yeah? 751 00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:40,302 [Door opens] 752 00:25:40,303 --> 00:25:42,103 Joel's here to see you. 753 00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:43,388 Joel Graham. Yeah. 754 00:25:43,389 --> 00:25:44,389 - Your-- - Yeah. 755 00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:47,141 Uh, okay. Good. Send him in. 756 00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,312 - You can see her. - [Clears throat] 757 00:25:56,118 --> 00:25:57,402 What are you doing here? 758 00:25:57,403 --> 00:26:01,156 Great question. Um, why don't you guess? 759 00:26:01,157 --> 00:26:04,459 Close the door, please. 760 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,161 What are you doing? 761 00:26:06,162 --> 00:26:07,996 You're back with your, uh, college sweetheart. 762 00:26:07,997 --> 00:26:09,965 - I am seeing Chris, yes. - Mm-hmm. 763 00:26:09,966 --> 00:26:11,466 That is the person who I've been seeing, 764 00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:13,134 and I have a right to not feel bad about that. 765 00:26:13,135 --> 00:26:14,502 You have every right. 766 00:26:14,503 --> 00:26:15,921 What you do not have a right to do 767 00:26:15,922 --> 00:26:17,505 is to go around introducing our kids 768 00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:22,344 to whoever it is you feel like sleeping with that week. 769 00:26:22,345 --> 00:26:26,598 Joel, you are upset, and I understand that. 770 00:26:26,599 --> 00:26:28,600 Recognize that this was an accident. 771 00:26:28,601 --> 00:26:30,101 - It was an accident? - It was an accident! 772 00:26:30,102 --> 00:26:31,269 You just accidentally 773 00:26:31,270 --> 00:26:32,988 invited him over to your brother's house, 774 00:26:32,989 --> 00:26:34,356 and he was accidentally playing ball with our kids? 775 00:26:34,357 --> 00:26:36,107 Chris came over for a work thing. 776 00:26:36,108 --> 00:26:37,859 Adam wouldn't let him leave. A work thing at... 777 00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:39,077 - It was an accident... - The Braverman house. 778 00:26:39,078 --> 00:26:40,362 Perfect. And I had always intended 779 00:26:40,363 --> 00:26:41,529 to talk to you about this beforehand. 780 00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:42,530 So you were planning to talk to me? 781 00:26:42,531 --> 00:26:43,615 - Yes! - Great. 782 00:26:43,616 --> 00:26:44,616 If something like this was gonna happen, 783 00:26:44,617 --> 00:26:45,867 I was gonna talk to you! 784 00:26:45,868 --> 00:26:47,168 What do you mean if something like this-- 785 00:26:47,169 --> 00:26:49,421 - with the kids! - So-- 786 00:26:49,422 --> 00:26:54,593 So you're saying this guy's gonna be in our kids' lives? 787 00:26:54,594 --> 00:26:55,594 - No. - That's what-- 788 00:26:55,595 --> 00:26:56,878 - I-I don't know. 789 00:26:56,879 --> 00:26:58,313 Because that's not a small thing. 790 00:26:58,314 --> 00:27:00,599 No, it's not a small thing, but I don't know. 791 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,384 I don't know. I don't have to know. 792 00:27:02,385 --> 00:27:04,019 I'm just sorry that it went down this way. 793 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:06,388 [Knocking on door] 794 00:27:06,389 --> 00:27:08,473 Come in. [Door opens] 795 00:27:08,474 --> 00:27:09,891 Your 2:30 just arrived. 796 00:27:09,892 --> 00:27:13,277 Great. We're just wrapping up. 797 00:27:15,314 --> 00:27:17,481 [Door closes] 798 00:27:31,593 --> 00:27:32,911 [Whistle blows on TV] 799 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:37,049 Oh. Oh, that's nice. 800 00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:39,117 Hey, you remember when you took Adam and I 801 00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:41,186 camping in Yosemite? 802 00:27:41,187 --> 00:27:43,722 And we were obsessed about getting attacked by a bear? 803 00:27:43,723 --> 00:27:45,223 You remember that? Yeah. 804 00:27:45,224 --> 00:27:46,925 And we were talking about how to defend ourselves 805 00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:49,061 against a predator like that? 806 00:27:49,062 --> 00:27:50,178 He was gonna use karate. 807 00:27:50,179 --> 00:27:51,813 I was gonna use a club, and finally you go, 808 00:27:51,814 --> 00:27:55,000 "would you guys stop obsessing about this bear?" 809 00:27:55,001 --> 00:27:57,269 "There are no bears here." Right. Right. 810 00:27:57,270 --> 00:28:00,021 And then on cue, 811 00:28:00,022 --> 00:28:02,824 the biggest bear in Yosemite comes charging out of the woods. 812 00:28:02,825 --> 00:28:03,825 - No, no, no, no, no. - You remember that? 813 00:28:03,826 --> 00:28:05,744 I mean, it only seemed that big 814 00:28:05,745 --> 00:28:07,412 'cause you were about 2 feet tall. 815 00:28:07,413 --> 00:28:10,699 That thing was humongous! Adam froze stiff. 816 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,217 I dropped to the ground 817 00:28:12,218 --> 00:28:13,919 'cause I thought you were supposed to pretend you're dead, 818 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,705 and then you immediately-- 819 00:28:16,706 --> 00:28:18,457 two steps forward, 820 00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:20,809 hands over head, "get out of here, bear! 821 00:28:20,810 --> 00:28:21,877 Scram!" Yeah. 822 00:28:21,878 --> 00:28:23,095 - "Beat it!" - Well, I-- 823 00:28:23,096 --> 00:28:24,796 - and that bear took off like a cat. 824 00:28:24,797 --> 00:28:26,932 Yeah. That's what you do with a black bear. 825 00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:28,183 Oh, sure. That's what a man does. 826 00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:29,301 You don't do that with a grizzly. 827 00:28:29,302 --> 00:28:30,852 Okay. 828 00:28:30,853 --> 00:28:31,953 What happens if you do that with a grizzly? 829 00:28:31,954 --> 00:28:33,438 You run. [Cell phone rings] 830 00:28:33,439 --> 00:28:35,357 - At you-- - As fast as you can. 831 00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:38,844 Here we go. Jasmine's gonna ask me if I wore my seatbelt. 832 00:28:38,845 --> 00:28:42,147 Not even her. Hello? Hey, mom. 833 00:28:42,148 --> 00:28:44,966 Yeah. Of course I'm with him. Ah. Let me talk to her. 834 00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:46,418 She said you don't ever answer your phone. 835 00:28:46,419 --> 00:28:48,120 - Yeah. - Okay, you want to talk? 836 00:28:48,121 --> 00:28:52,274 Yeah, he's ready for you. 837 00:28:52,275 --> 00:28:53,358 Hello? 838 00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:55,911 Zeek, I was so worried about you! 839 00:28:55,912 --> 00:28:57,412 You were supposed to be home an hour ago. 840 00:28:57,413 --> 00:28:59,831 Oh, well, yeah, I mean, Camille, everything's fine. 841 00:28:59,832 --> 00:29:02,250 Nothing happened. I'm just sitting here talking to Crosby. 842 00:29:02,251 --> 00:29:03,885 Yeah, except that you have four pills 843 00:29:03,886 --> 00:29:05,720 that you're supposed to take that you don't have with you. 844 00:29:05,721 --> 00:29:07,472 Are you in a bar? Yeah. 845 00:29:07,473 --> 00:29:08,890 I'm in a bar, 846 00:29:08,891 --> 00:29:11,977 but I'm not drinking, so you don't need to worry. 847 00:29:11,978 --> 00:29:15,180 And by the way, Camille, I'm not your patient. 848 00:29:15,181 --> 00:29:16,598 Yeah, well, someone has to look after you 849 00:29:16,599 --> 00:29:18,517 because you obviously can't look after yourself. 850 00:29:18,518 --> 00:29:20,185 [Sighs] Look. 851 00:29:20,186 --> 00:29:23,522 I'm sitting here having a good time with my son, 852 00:29:23,523 --> 00:29:26,241 and when we're done, I'll be home, but not before then. 853 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:28,109 Is that all right? Of course. 854 00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:29,444 It's only your health. That's all. 855 00:29:29,445 --> 00:29:32,414 Good. All right. See you. 856 00:29:32,415 --> 00:29:34,032 [Exhales] 857 00:29:34,033 --> 00:29:35,033 You'll learn how to do that. 858 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:37,919 You just toed the line. 859 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,255 That is how you-- I got to take notes. 860 00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:42,541 - Hey, you want another one? - I certainly do. 861 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:44,042 Should we get another round? Yeah. 862 00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:45,627 Can we get a soda, hold the whiskey, 863 00:29:45,628 --> 00:29:48,146 and a whiskey, hold the soda? 864 00:29:48,147 --> 00:29:49,431 Say "Otis, sit." 865 00:29:49,432 --> 00:29:52,017 - Sit, Otis. - Sit, Otis. 866 00:29:52,018 --> 00:29:53,552 - Sit. - Sit, Otis. 867 00:29:53,553 --> 00:29:54,970 Sit. 868 00:29:54,971 --> 00:29:56,221 We'll get there. Sit, Otis. 869 00:29:56,222 --> 00:29:58,306 - Sit, Otis. - Sit. 870 00:29:58,307 --> 00:29:59,608 - Hey, Max. - Sit, Otis. 871 00:29:59,609 --> 00:30:01,226 - How was school, bud? - Go get your ball for me, okay? 872 00:30:01,227 --> 00:30:03,445 Dylan currently likes me at a 2 1/2. 873 00:30:03,446 --> 00:30:05,947 Though you both claim to be experts on the subject, 874 00:30:05,948 --> 00:30:07,282 I'm not sure that your advice is enough 875 00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:09,734 to bring that up to a five, 876 00:30:09,735 --> 00:30:10,735 so I've consulted outside sources. 877 00:30:10,736 --> 00:30:11,870 What do you have here? 878 00:30:11,871 --> 00:30:13,121 - Double your dating. - Oh, boy. 879 00:30:13,122 --> 00:30:14,239 What every man should know about how to be 880 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,625 successful with women by James Turner. 881 00:30:16,626 --> 00:30:18,410 The mystery method: How to get any woman 882 00:30:18,411 --> 00:30:19,628 into bed with you by mystery 883 00:30:19,629 --> 00:30:20,879 with Chris Odom. Okay. 884 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,881 And the game: Penetrating the secret society 885 00:30:22,882 --> 00:30:23,999 of pickup artists by Jeff Lee, 886 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,667 who is the best-selling author 887 00:30:25,668 --> 00:30:27,335 of if the boat's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. 888 00:30:27,336 --> 00:30:28,587 Wait a minute. 889 00:30:28,588 --> 00:30:30,055 Max, these are not really books about dating. 890 00:30:30,056 --> 00:30:31,256 They're pickup books. They're written by con artists. 891 00:30:31,257 --> 00:30:32,340 Of course they're books about dating. 892 00:30:32,341 --> 00:30:33,758 This one has "dating" in the title. 893 00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:35,977 I know it does, but let me just talk to you about it, okay? 894 00:30:35,978 --> 00:30:36,978 You don't need to read these books. 895 00:30:36,979 --> 00:30:38,096 - Honey, these are... - No. 896 00:30:38,097 --> 00:30:39,264 These are books by experts in a subject 897 00:30:39,265 --> 00:30:40,649 that I'm interested in. 898 00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:42,400 How many books have you written on the subject of dating? 899 00:30:42,401 --> 00:30:44,102 - None, but I can talk-- - None. Exactly. 900 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:47,572 I'm gonna read these in my room until dinner. 901 00:30:47,573 --> 00:30:48,573 - All right. - That's good. 902 00:30:48,574 --> 00:30:49,841 Hey. This is not my fault. 903 00:30:49,842 --> 00:30:51,159 That is good. 904 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,294 I didn't encourage him to go get those books. 905 00:30:52,295 --> 00:30:54,529 It is your fault. You are encouraging him. 906 00:30:54,530 --> 00:30:55,547 Honey, you're undermining... No, I'm not. 907 00:30:55,548 --> 00:30:56,781 - Our whole plan. - How? 908 00:30:56,782 --> 00:30:58,033 - Yes, you are, by saying... - No, I'm not. 909 00:30:58,034 --> 00:30:59,284 "I was once a two. I was once a two." 910 00:30:59,285 --> 00:31:01,086 I was trying to be encouraging, that was a-- 911 00:31:01,087 --> 00:31:02,287 a story about us. You said... - I was flirting with you. 912 00:31:02,288 --> 00:31:03,538 - I was a two. I know. - That was different. 913 00:31:03,539 --> 00:31:04,756 I was trying to get him to understand the game. 914 00:31:04,757 --> 00:31:06,424 I get that, okay? 915 00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:08,376 But this girl is not gonna like him that way. 916 00:31:08,377 --> 00:31:09,377 - Why not? - Plain and simple. 917 00:31:09,378 --> 00:31:11,379 - Why? Why not? - I--because. 918 00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:13,632 - Because why? - [Sighs] 919 00:31:13,633 --> 00:31:15,216 Adam, really? What? 920 00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:16,217 Because Max is different? 921 00:31:16,218 --> 00:31:17,719 Because he's difficult? 922 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,055 I know he is, but so are all the other kids at Chambers Academy. 923 00:31:20,056 --> 00:31:22,390 They're all--they're a potpourri of freaks, like Dylan said. 924 00:31:22,391 --> 00:31:26,027 Right? 925 00:31:26,028 --> 00:31:29,564 So why not Max? 926 00:31:29,565 --> 00:31:34,319 I need to believe this is possible. 927 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,372 - Okay. - Okay. 928 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:40,959 But those books are not-- he cannot read those books. 929 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,544 - They're gone. Right now. - Okay? 930 00:31:42,545 --> 00:31:43,828 - Okay. - Promise. 931 00:31:43,829 --> 00:31:44,829 I'll take 'em away right now. I promise you. 932 00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:45,830 - All right. - Okay? 933 00:31:45,831 --> 00:31:47,799 I love you. Come here. 934 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,168 - I love you too. - All right. 935 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:53,338 This guy. 936 00:31:53,339 --> 00:31:55,073 All right, this way. So... 937 00:31:55,074 --> 00:31:57,759 - Down at the end of the hall. - You live here? 938 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,644 Yeah. I live here. 939 00:31:59,645 --> 00:32:01,012 Why? 940 00:32:01,013 --> 00:32:05,100 Uh, no. Just-- is it less scary during the day? 941 00:32:05,101 --> 00:32:07,268 No, it's pretty much exactly the same. What? 942 00:32:07,269 --> 00:32:09,404 You don't think it has a sort of rustic charm? 943 00:32:09,405 --> 00:32:11,239 It's got-- it's got something. 944 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,691 [Laughs] 945 00:32:12,692 --> 00:32:16,244 God, you know, you're such a preppy, like, tech guy. 946 00:32:16,245 --> 00:32:18,246 - I am not. - You totally are. 947 00:32:18,247 --> 00:32:19,948 [Laughs] Well, maybe a little bit. 948 00:32:19,949 --> 00:32:21,783 I've got my sweater on. 949 00:32:21,784 --> 00:32:23,784 Yeah. 950 00:32:28,124 --> 00:32:29,374 I-- 951 00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,709 - What? 952 00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:34,546 I... um, I just have a question. 953 00:32:34,547 --> 00:32:35,547 Shoot. What do you got? 954 00:32:35,548 --> 00:32:37,716 How do you feel about, uh, 955 00:32:37,717 --> 00:32:43,388 going out with somebody that has some baggage? 956 00:32:43,389 --> 00:32:48,476 I think that most smart, uh, complicated, 957 00:32:48,477 --> 00:32:51,363 gorgeous people have it. 958 00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:54,232 I-I think that's what makes them interesting. 959 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,467 Um... 960 00:32:55,468 --> 00:32:57,736 Is this about you not drinking at dinner? 961 00:32:57,737 --> 00:32:59,404 I have a lot of friends who have been through AA. 962 00:32:59,405 --> 00:33:01,072 - No. I--no, no. - I'm totally not prejudiced. 963 00:33:01,073 --> 00:33:02,741 I think it's like high blood pressure. 964 00:33:02,742 --> 00:33:03,958 I wish it was that. It's-- 965 00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:08,163 I'm--I'm pregnant. 966 00:33:08,164 --> 00:33:09,581 With a baby? 967 00:33:09,582 --> 00:33:11,750 That's--that's the kind of pregnant I am, yes. 968 00:33:11,751 --> 00:33:13,718 Wow. Um, you don't look it. 969 00:33:13,719 --> 00:33:14,886 - Oh. - Congratulations. 970 00:33:14,887 --> 00:33:16,254 - Thank you, thank you. - I'm sorry. 971 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:18,256 But, you know, I'm not-- I'm not seeing anybody. 972 00:33:18,257 --> 00:33:20,709 I'm--I'm totally single. 973 00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,594 The father is not in the picture, 974 00:33:22,595 --> 00:33:25,780 so I'm just gonna do it alone. 975 00:33:25,781 --> 00:33:27,098 I- I respect that. That's-- 976 00:33:27,099 --> 00:33:29,401 - Thanks. Yeah, but-- 977 00:33:29,402 --> 00:33:32,487 so, I mean, do you still want to come in, 978 00:33:32,488 --> 00:33:34,572 and we can hang-- we can hang out? 979 00:33:34,573 --> 00:33:36,274 Uh, you know, I-- uh, crap. 980 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:40,495 I do, um--I got a-a busy day at work tomorrow. 981 00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:41,746 - Mm-hmm. - I totally, uh, forgot. 982 00:33:41,747 --> 00:33:42,864 It's, uh-- Okay. 983 00:33:42,865 --> 00:33:43,865 We're beta-launching our new app. 984 00:33:43,866 --> 00:33:44,866 It's just--it's gonna be crazy. 985 00:33:44,867 --> 00:33:47,285 I should probably get some sleep. 986 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:49,036 Yeah. 987 00:33:54,026 --> 00:33:57,128 Uh, I'll--I'll call you. Okay? 988 00:33:57,129 --> 00:33:59,431 Yeah, okay. 989 00:33:59,432 --> 00:34:02,217 Good night. 990 00:34:02,218 --> 00:34:05,770 Bye. 991 00:34:05,771 --> 00:34:08,273 It's just been one crappy thing after another. 992 00:34:08,274 --> 00:34:09,641 You know, these artists, 993 00:34:09,642 --> 00:34:11,443 they're not artists. They're babies. 994 00:34:11,444 --> 00:34:13,611 They're--all of 'em are self-destructive babies 995 00:34:13,612 --> 00:34:15,313 with zero conscience. 996 00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:17,148 They just--they can't wait to stab you in the back. 997 00:34:17,149 --> 00:34:18,533 Oliver Rome-- he's gone. 998 00:34:18,534 --> 00:34:20,952 We have no money now coming into the Luncheonette. 999 00:34:20,953 --> 00:34:24,122 So, you know, Adam and I are scrambling, 1000 00:34:24,123 --> 00:34:25,874 and then when I get home, 1001 00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,492 Jasmine is like, "where have you been? 1002 00:34:27,493 --> 00:34:30,378 How long are you gonna be out next time?" You know? 1003 00:34:30,379 --> 00:34:32,163 "What-- are you riding a motorcycle?" 1004 00:34:32,164 --> 00:34:35,300 And it just doesn't end, and then Jabbar is so sweet. 1005 00:34:35,301 --> 00:34:36,501 I love him so much, but, 1006 00:34:36,502 --> 00:34:38,636 you know, every time I walk in the door, 1007 00:34:38,637 --> 00:34:39,754 it's, "we gotta go to the trampoline thing. 1008 00:34:39,755 --> 00:34:42,006 We got to go to see a movie, go play catch." 1009 00:34:42,007 --> 00:34:44,092 I barely play with him, 1010 00:34:44,093 --> 00:34:46,094 you know, 'cause I fractured these two ribs, 1011 00:34:46,095 --> 00:34:48,346 and speaking of which, you know, 1012 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:50,515 I-I go to the doctor, and the guy says, "you know, 1013 00:34:50,516 --> 00:34:52,350 it's gonna take a while at your age, to heal," 1014 00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:54,185 and I was like, "at my age?" Hold it. Hold it. 1015 00:34:54,186 --> 00:34:56,521 Hold it. Hold it. How did you fracture your ribs? 1016 00:34:56,522 --> 00:34:59,574 I got in a, uh, small motorcycle thing. 1017 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:03,111 You know, like, just a-- it's not a big deal. 1018 00:35:03,112 --> 00:35:05,079 Don't--you don't look at me like that. 1019 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,531 Don't be on her side, 1020 00:35:06,532 --> 00:35:10,034 'cause that's all I got left is that motorcycle. 1021 00:35:10,035 --> 00:35:11,419 No. I know what it's like, though. 1022 00:35:11,420 --> 00:35:12,637 You got a house full of kids. 1023 00:35:12,638 --> 00:35:15,023 You got no money coming in, 1024 00:35:15,024 --> 00:35:19,143 and you feel like you're in the middle of things, 1025 00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:20,311 and you're being pushed 1026 00:35:20,312 --> 00:35:22,864 and pulled in different directions. 1027 00:35:22,865 --> 00:35:25,984 Exactly. 1028 00:35:25,985 --> 00:35:27,985 Well... 1029 00:35:29,822 --> 00:35:32,322 You got to-- 1030 00:35:33,826 --> 00:35:37,545 you got to try to enjoy it, son, 1031 00:35:37,546 --> 00:35:39,998 you know? 1032 00:35:39,999 --> 00:35:43,167 Have a little fun, 1033 00:35:43,168 --> 00:35:45,168 and scare the bear. 1034 00:35:47,473 --> 00:35:50,858 It just goes by fast. 1035 00:35:52,711 --> 00:35:55,313 Forever I will move 1036 00:35:55,314 --> 00:35:58,700 like the world that turns beneath me 1037 00:35:58,701 --> 00:36:02,320 and when I lose my direction 1038 00:36:02,321 --> 00:36:04,187 I'll look up to the sky 1039 00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:09,450 Knock, knock. 1040 00:36:09,451 --> 00:36:11,986 Hi. Hey. 1041 00:36:11,987 --> 00:36:14,371 Treat delivery. Ha ha! Okay. 1042 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:15,372 Let's see what... Thank you. 1043 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,708 Cool bad-boy stuff we got in here. 1044 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,710 Vodka. Huh? It's the nice stuff. 1045 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,078 - Uh-huh. - Won't give you a headache. 1046 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,913 Enjoy that. What else? 1047 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,549 Oh, look. Skull bong. I'm ready to let go. 1048 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:26,967 Why are you giving me skull bong? 1049 00:36:26,968 --> 00:36:28,502 You've been eyeing it forever, and now it's yours. 1050 00:36:28,503 --> 00:36:30,221 Congratulations. Okay. Thank you. 1051 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,006 Let's see. What else do we have here? 1052 00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:34,091 Oh. What skull bong would be complete 1053 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:35,926 without a little medical-grade... 1054 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:36,977 - Wow. - Sweet, sweet green. 1055 00:36:36,978 --> 00:36:38,095 - Thank you. - Enjoy. 1056 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:40,014 - This is-- - Have some good ideas on that. 1057 00:36:40,015 --> 00:36:41,148 - You can't have it... - What else do we have? 1058 00:36:41,149 --> 00:36:42,183 Ooh, look. 'Cause of pregnancy? 1059 00:36:42,184 --> 00:36:43,567 - Condoms! - I don't want your... 1060 00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:44,685 Because nobody's ever gonna want to touch me again. 1061 00:36:44,686 --> 00:36:45,769 - Amber-- - Here you go, all for you. 1062 00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:46,821 I don't want your condoms. 1063 00:36:46,822 --> 00:36:48,072 Well, I can't have it. 1064 00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:50,024 I can't have any of it. Can't have anything. 1065 00:36:50,025 --> 00:36:53,444 Can't even have a successful relationship now. 1066 00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:54,678 You talked to him? 1067 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:58,699 I told him about it, and... 1068 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:01,535 I think you can imagine how it went. 1069 00:37:01,536 --> 00:37:04,538 - Yeah. - He was just like, "okay. 1070 00:37:04,539 --> 00:37:06,340 Yeah. I'll call you." 1071 00:37:06,341 --> 00:37:09,927 It was, like, too classic. Yeah. 1072 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:12,179 I'm sorry, Amber. 1073 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:14,965 You know, Amber, it's just a hard thing, you know? 1074 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,885 It's gonna be hard for a minute. [Sighs] Yeah. I know. 1075 00:37:17,886 --> 00:37:19,353 Doesn't really have anything to do with you. 1076 00:37:19,354 --> 00:37:21,355 It's just like-- It's just a bummer, you know? 1077 00:37:21,356 --> 00:37:22,723 Like... Yeah. 1078 00:37:22,724 --> 00:37:24,391 I knew that, 1079 00:37:24,392 --> 00:37:26,193 like, everything was gonna be different, you know? 1080 00:37:26,194 --> 00:37:29,613 Obviously, and I-I didn't know I--derailed. 1081 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,733 I mean, my life is, like, completely over as I know it. 1082 00:37:32,734 --> 00:37:37,238 Okay. Your life is not over, seriously. 1083 00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:38,239 You're giving me all your stuff 1084 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:41,542 that you can have back in a few months. 1085 00:37:41,543 --> 00:37:43,077 You know? 1086 00:37:43,078 --> 00:37:44,245 It's not over. 1087 00:37:44,246 --> 00:37:46,297 You know, right now is a weird time. 1088 00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:49,583 And you kind of did it out of order, 1089 00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:51,585 but that does not mean that your life's over 1090 00:37:51,586 --> 00:37:53,420 or that you're not gonna meet anybody 1091 00:37:53,421 --> 00:37:57,091 or never have a boyfriend again. 1092 00:37:57,092 --> 00:37:59,475 Seriously. 1093 00:38:04,099 --> 00:38:05,399 Oh, the minivan. 1094 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,600 - Yup. Watch your head. - Yay! 1095 00:38:06,601 --> 00:38:08,102 - Watch your head. - Where's the babies? 1096 00:38:08,103 --> 00:38:10,070 - At home with my mother. - Okay. 1097 00:38:10,071 --> 00:38:11,939 - Careful. - No, no, no. Don't do that. 1098 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,324 You know, Crosby, I don't want to hear it, just-- 1099 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:15,910 - don't leave him with your mom. 1100 00:38:15,911 --> 00:38:17,027 Jasmine, gee, you know, 1101 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:18,329 thank you for doing this. No problem. 1102 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,915 Camille doesn't drive well at night, and, uh, 1103 00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:22,616 he was in quite a state, so-- Yeah. 1104 00:38:22,617 --> 00:38:23,834 I am fine, thank you! 1105 00:38:23,835 --> 00:38:26,170 You're drunk. 1106 00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:28,872 Well, it was just gonna be me and Cros, 1107 00:38:28,873 --> 00:38:30,124 you know, having a good talk, 1108 00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:32,126 and things got out of hand, so... 1109 00:38:32,127 --> 00:38:34,211 Hmm. 1110 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:36,096 I'm, uh--I'm sorry. 1111 00:38:36,097 --> 00:38:37,681 I apologize. It's not your fault. 1112 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,967 It's not. 1113 00:38:39,968 --> 00:38:42,219 [Sighs] 1114 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,805 I'm worried about him. 1115 00:38:47,108 --> 00:38:49,726 Yeah, me too. 1116 00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:53,814 All right. That's a great start. 1117 00:38:53,815 --> 00:38:55,649 We've got art, and we've got animals. 1118 00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:57,985 Those are two great topics to start a conversation with. 1119 00:38:57,986 --> 00:38:58,986 So you're good. 1120 00:38:58,987 --> 00:39:00,204 I still don't understand 1121 00:39:00,205 --> 00:39:02,690 how she could like horses more than lizards. 1122 00:39:02,691 --> 00:39:04,708 How come? 1123 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:06,193 Horses are inferior. 1124 00:39:06,194 --> 00:39:09,663 Okay, good point, but, Max, 1125 00:39:09,664 --> 00:39:13,167 women are mysterious creatures. 1126 00:39:13,168 --> 00:39:15,469 They're not always gonna like exactly what you like. 1127 00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:17,805 The books say that I should highlight my best qualities. 1128 00:39:17,806 --> 00:39:19,473 I think that's good advice. What do you think they are? 1129 00:39:19,474 --> 00:39:21,308 - I don't know. - No? 1130 00:39:21,309 --> 00:39:23,210 - What do you think, mom? - Hey. 1131 00:39:23,211 --> 00:39:25,763 Hi. Um, what do I think? 1132 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:28,232 Gosh, that's tough because there are so many. 1133 00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:29,400 - Yeah. - There are so many. 1134 00:39:29,401 --> 00:39:31,018 How to list them all? You're smart. 1135 00:39:31,019 --> 00:39:33,070 Very smart. 1136 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:34,355 One of the smartest people I know. 1137 00:39:34,356 --> 00:39:36,190 Brilliant, actually. Great photographer. 1138 00:39:36,191 --> 00:39:38,826 Mmhmm. A wonderful photographer. 1139 00:39:38,827 --> 00:39:40,527 You have a great eye. You're quickwitted. 1140 00:39:40,528 --> 00:39:42,329 Mmhmm. That's for sure. 1141 00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:44,331 Um, you are funny. 1142 00:39:44,332 --> 00:39:46,950 - Great lover of animals. - Mm-hmm. 1143 00:39:46,951 --> 00:39:49,370 You're, um, honest. 1144 00:39:49,371 --> 00:39:51,789 You're very, very honest. 1145 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:54,758 You are brave. 1146 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,710 You have a huge heart. 1147 00:39:56,711 --> 00:39:59,113 How far 1148 00:39:59,114 --> 00:40:03,600 can I go? 1149 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,886 who are you? 1150 00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:09,757 do you even have a clue? [Door opens] 1151 00:40:09,758 --> 00:40:12,459 - Hey. - Hi. 1152 00:40:12,460 --> 00:40:14,862 You look fantastic. 1153 00:40:14,863 --> 00:40:18,198 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1154 00:40:18,199 --> 00:40:20,234 So I hope you're ready 1155 00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:22,236 for some absolutely amazing French cuisine 1156 00:40:22,237 --> 00:40:23,821 because I found the perfect place to take you. 1157 00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:25,239 - Oh? Where? - Mm-hmm. 1158 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,709 Is there someone else 1159 00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:30,744 You grocery shopped? 1160 00:40:30,745 --> 00:40:33,396 There's two more just like it. 1161 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,551 Mmhmm. Does this mean you're cooking? 1162 00:40:37,552 --> 00:40:39,086 I'm cooking. 1163 00:40:39,087 --> 00:40:43,057 - You don't cook. - I don't grocery shop either. 1164 00:40:43,058 --> 00:40:46,093 Okay. [Laughs] 1165 00:40:46,094 --> 00:40:49,763 Look, I'm sorry if I've been putting pressure on you 1166 00:40:49,764 --> 00:40:51,181 to define things. 1167 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:54,818 I'm really sorry that I crashed your barbecue. 1168 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:57,771 I'm really sorry about that. 1169 00:40:57,772 --> 00:41:01,909 I, uh--I like this. 1170 00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:03,744 I like this, and I just want to keep going 1171 00:41:03,745 --> 00:41:09,249 at whatever speed you're comfortable with. 1172 00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:10,334 I can't believe you're cooking. 1173 00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:13,620 No one is more surprised than I am. 1174 00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:16,924 I may have oversold the cuisine just a touch. 1175 00:41:16,925 --> 00:41:17,925 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 1176 00:41:17,926 --> 00:41:19,259 But I can promise you 1177 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:20,928 there's not gonna be any gossipy moms in my kitchen. 1178 00:41:20,929 --> 00:41:23,130 Do you know your family? 1179 00:41:23,131 --> 00:41:25,132 You know what? Let's go out. 1180 00:41:25,133 --> 00:41:26,550 Yeah. Out, like in public? 1181 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:27,634 - Out. - Really? 1182 00:41:27,635 --> 00:41:28,635 - Let's go out. - You sure about this? 1183 00:41:28,636 --> 00:41:29,636 Let's go to the French place. 1184 00:41:29,637 --> 00:41:30,637 You want to go to the French place? 1185 00:41:30,638 --> 00:41:31,805 Yeah. 1186 00:41:31,806 --> 00:41:32,973 There could be moms at the French place. 1187 00:41:32,974 --> 00:41:34,108 There could be moms at the French place. 1188 00:41:34,109 --> 00:41:36,193 - Can you handle that? - I'll live. 1189 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:36,694 1190 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Sync and corrections by parlobrito www.addic7ed.com 1191 00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:53,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 87004