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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,071 --> 00:00:03,382 We've decided that it's best if you don't see Alex anymore. 2 00:00:04,217 --> 00:00:07,571 - Come on, let's go, you're it. - Alex, what are you doing here? 3 00:00:07,854 --> 00:00:08,745 Why? It's something wrong? 4 00:00:08,807 --> 00:00:10,556 Why you have to sneak around behind our back? 5 00:00:10,676 --> 00:00:11,537 You're grounded. 6 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:13,928 I was wondering if I could stay here for a while. 7 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:17,013 - I freaked out because you are in AA. - You lied to me. 8 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,521 I didn't know you and your wife told Haddie she couldn't see me. 9 00:00:19,641 --> 00:00:21,369 If I'd known, I wouldn't have seen her. 10 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:22,884 Maybe we made a mistake. 11 00:00:23,181 --> 00:00:26,280 Drew, you know your dad, Seth, he's your father. 12 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,622 You have the right to miss him and there's no shame in that. 13 00:00:28,742 --> 00:00:30,277 Uh, Seth... 14 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,154 You need to call your son. 15 00:00:33,125 --> 00:00:37,012 16 00:01:18,658 --> 00:01:21,284 - Hello. - Hey. It's Adam. 17 00:01:21,404 --> 00:01:22,932 How are things going over there? 18 00:01:23,052 --> 00:01:27,155 Oh, God, I don't know. I'm sitting here making a list of... 19 00:01:27,275 --> 00:01:30,661 What my skills are, what I'm gonna do next with my life and... 20 00:01:30,781 --> 00:01:33,859 What was my dream, what did I always wanna do and I... 21 00:01:33,979 --> 00:01:36,703 Believe it is too late to become an olympic figure skater 22 00:01:36,823 --> 00:01:38,076 so I have to figure something else. 23 00:01:38,196 --> 00:01:39,406 Yeah, I... 24 00:01:39,703 --> 00:01:41,345 I meant how are the things go with Haddie. 25 00:01:41,642 --> 00:01:42,604 Oh. 26 00:01:43,411 --> 00:01:45,958 Oh, no, yeah, I know. 27 00:01:46,679 --> 00:01:48,462 I don't know, she's... 28 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:50,811 She's ok? 29 00:01:51,122 --> 00:01:53,690 Yeah, she and Amber just came by this morning 30 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:55,862 to pick up Max to take him to the science museum 31 00:01:55,982 --> 00:01:57,493 and he wouldn't even get out of the car. 32 00:01:57,613 --> 00:01:58,766 That felt real good. 33 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:02,095 You know, I promise you... 34 00:02:02,378 --> 00:02:04,189 This will pass. I mean... 35 00:02:04,712 --> 00:02:08,009 In a way you've been getting away with murder having such a good kid. 36 00:02:08,703 --> 00:02:10,005 I miss her. 37 00:02:11,553 --> 00:02:13,176 I know. 38 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,788 - Yeah. - I really want to let this balloon go. 39 00:02:16,908 --> 00:02:19,774 Why? What if a plane crashes into it? 40 00:02:19,894 --> 00:02:20,779 I can write my name and address on it. 41 00:02:20,899 --> 00:02:23,496 Why are we going this way? Can't we just go the other way 42 00:02:23,616 --> 00:02:24,419 and be at the car? 43 00:02:24,539 --> 00:02:26,364 I don't know, I just thought maybe this will be 44 00:02:26,484 --> 00:02:28,514 slightly wrecker. 45 00:02:31,497 --> 00:02:32,842 Alex! 46 00:02:32,962 --> 00:02:34,377 Alex! Hey! Help me! 47 00:02:34,497 --> 00:02:37,082 Oh no! Max, you can't just run into the middle of a court. 48 00:02:37,202 --> 00:02:38,597 Oh, oh! Time-out, guys, time-out. 49 00:02:38,717 --> 00:02:41,352 What's up, buddie! Oh, oh, wai-wai-wait! You can't run in a court like that. 50 00:02:41,472 --> 00:02:44,168 - Really? - Uh, I should have known. 51 00:02:44,288 --> 00:02:46,791 We need to write on this my name and address. 52 00:02:49,572 --> 00:02:51,673 This is our fault. Hey! Yeahhh... 53 00:02:51,793 --> 00:02:53,080 Thank you for watching him. 54 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:54,300 - Yes, thanks for watching him. - Of course. 55 00:02:54,367 --> 00:02:56,202 It's not a problem ever. 56 00:02:56,269 --> 00:02:57,403 - We should get going. - All right. 57 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:58,938 Yeah, where are you off to? 58 00:02:59,005 --> 00:03:01,040 You're all dressed up, Schmancy. 59 00:03:01,107 --> 00:03:05,211 Oh, well, we are going to an engaged exploration. 60 00:03:05,278 --> 00:03:06,412 - Ooh. - Mm-hmm. 61 00:03:06,479 --> 00:03:08,864 What does it all entail? 62 00:03:08,949 --> 00:03:11,834 Well, we just sit down for a little bit with the minister 63 00:03:11,918 --> 00:03:14,152 from my mom's church, and he asks us questions 64 00:03:14,204 --> 00:03:16,455 about our expectations of married life. 65 00:03:16,506 --> 00:03:18,057 - Oh, okay. - It's really no big deal. 66 00:03:18,124 --> 00:03:19,191 - Okay. - Really. 67 00:03:19,259 --> 00:03:21,694 Well, it sounds really fascinating 68 00:03:21,761 --> 00:03:22,928 - and a great way... - Does it? 69 00:03:22,996 --> 00:03:24,129 - To get to know each other. - See? 70 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:25,731 - A lot better. - Mm-hmm. 71 00:03:25,799 --> 00:03:27,332 - Thank you. - You know, it's not too late 72 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:29,435 to not go, though, if you want to take 73 00:03:29,502 --> 00:03:32,221 this opportunity to stand up to your mom and maybe... 74 00:03:32,305 --> 00:03:33,672 Okay, okay, I know she can be a little controlling 75 00:03:33,740 --> 00:03:36,742 at times, but let's just give her this one, okay? 76 00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:37,943 Her mother is a little controlling. 77 00:03:38,011 --> 00:03:39,044 [Laughs] 78 00:03:39,112 --> 00:03:40,779 - Well, have fun. - Yes. 79 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,081 - Shall we? - Yeah. 80 00:03:42,148 --> 00:03:43,349 Let's go exploring. 81 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:44,350 Have a great time. 82 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:45,517 We are so envious. 83 00:03:45,569 --> 00:03:46,518 - Yeah. - Bye. 84 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:48,754 Ooh, do we have our camera? 85 00:03:48,822 --> 00:03:50,856 He's a goner. 86 00:03:50,907 --> 00:03:53,626 - Dead meat. - [Laughs] 87 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:19,885 Hi, dad. 88 00:04:19,936 --> 00:04:22,521 May God bless and keep you always 89 00:04:22,572 --> 00:04:25,190 and may your wishes all come true 90 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:27,526 may you always do for others 91 00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:29,912 and let others do for you 92 00:04:29,996 --> 00:04:32,531 may you build a ladder to the stars 93 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,333 and climb on every rung 94 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:36,568 and may you stay 95 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:39,571 forever young 96 00:04:39,623 --> 00:04:42,240 may you grow up to be righteous 97 00:04:42,292 --> 00:04:44,460 may you grow up to be true 98 00:04:44,544 --> 00:04:47,012 may you always know the truth 99 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,214 and see the lights surrounding you 100 00:04:49,265 --> 00:04:52,017 may you always be courageous 101 00:04:52,085 --> 00:04:54,186 stand upright and be strong 102 00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:56,138 and may you stay 103 00:04:56,222 --> 00:04:58,857 forever young 104 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:00,893 may you stay 105 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,561 forever young 106 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:08,600 Corrected by jabbberwock www.addic7ed.com 107 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,168 you still like dim sum? 108 00:05:13,236 --> 00:05:15,186 Of course. 109 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,522 Wow. You like sushi? 110 00:05:17,607 --> 00:05:18,607 No, not really. 111 00:05:18,674 --> 00:05:20,325 Good, don't become 112 00:05:20,409 --> 00:05:23,111 one of these fancy-pants sushi douche bags. 113 00:05:23,179 --> 00:05:24,379 Dim sum, it's the way to go. 114 00:05:24,447 --> 00:05:26,681 Affordable, delicious, awesome. 115 00:05:26,749 --> 00:05:28,816 - I'll try. - Wow. 116 00:05:28,868 --> 00:05:30,285 Look at you. 117 00:05:30,353 --> 00:05:32,053 Come on. Stand up. 118 00:05:32,121 --> 00:05:34,456 - Let me get a good look. - Are you serious? 119 00:05:34,507 --> 00:05:35,990 You filled out. 120 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:37,359 What are you, about 5'8"? 121 00:05:37,426 --> 00:05:39,594 5'9". 122 00:05:39,662 --> 00:05:40,695 - 5'9". - Yeah. 123 00:05:40,763 --> 00:05:43,598 Basically the same. 5'9". 124 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:45,634 Look at you, all tough, wiry. I like it. 125 00:05:45,701 --> 00:05:48,803 I've never heard anything like that, but... 126 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:50,472 Thank you. 127 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:52,641 How you doing? 128 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:55,243 - Uh, good. - Yeah? 129 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:56,344 Yeah. 130 00:05:56,412 --> 00:05:58,413 You got a girlfriend? 131 00:05:58,481 --> 00:06:00,582 - No. - No? 132 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:03,485 How's... how's everybody? How's your mom? 133 00:06:03,536 --> 00:06:08,056 She's good. She worked for Uncle Adam for a little while. 134 00:06:08,124 --> 00:06:09,824 Actually, when did you get here? 135 00:06:09,892 --> 00:06:11,859 - Yesterday. - Oh, okay. 136 00:06:11,911 --> 00:06:14,162 Yeah, we took our time coming up the coast. 137 00:06:14,230 --> 00:06:16,531 Did a couple shows in L.A. 138 00:06:16,599 --> 00:06:18,967 Then one in Merced on the way. 139 00:06:19,034 --> 00:06:20,535 And here we are back home. 140 00:06:20,603 --> 00:06:23,672 Yeah, didn't you do a show at Spaceland? 141 00:06:23,739 --> 00:06:25,674 Yeah, how'd you know about that? 142 00:06:25,741 --> 00:06:28,376 It's on your website. 143 00:06:28,444 --> 00:06:30,929 You checked out our website? 144 00:06:31,013 --> 00:06:32,764 That's awesome. Wow. 145 00:06:32,848 --> 00:06:35,617 Billy, our drummer, he does all the Internet stuff, 146 00:06:35,685 --> 00:06:38,420 'cause I'm a computer... you checked out the website. 147 00:06:38,487 --> 00:06:40,789 - That's cool. - Yeah. 148 00:06:40,856 --> 00:06:42,757 I didn't even know who looks at that stuff. 149 00:06:42,825 --> 00:06:44,526 Well, me. So... 150 00:06:44,577 --> 00:06:45,960 Wow. 151 00:06:46,028 --> 00:06:50,231 Hey, you want to come see a show? 152 00:06:50,299 --> 00:06:52,734 Really? 153 00:06:52,802 --> 00:06:53,868 Yeah. You got to. 154 00:06:53,936 --> 00:06:55,270 We got this new bass player. 155 00:06:55,338 --> 00:06:56,705 I mean, hey lays it down, brother. 156 00:06:56,756 --> 00:06:58,473 Yeah, totally. 157 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,075 - You're gonna come? - Yeah. 158 00:07:00,142 --> 00:07:01,176 That's what I'm talking about. 159 00:07:01,243 --> 00:07:03,211 - Yes, I will. - All right. All right. 160 00:07:03,262 --> 00:07:05,113 - Thank you. - Thank you. 161 00:07:05,181 --> 00:07:09,217 You can... you can bring your sister too if you want. 162 00:07:09,268 --> 00:07:11,386 [Laughs] Sure. 163 00:07:11,437 --> 00:07:13,988 You know, if she doesn't hate me. 164 00:07:14,056 --> 00:07:15,957 No. She doesn't hate you. 165 00:07:16,025 --> 00:07:17,826 Yeah? 166 00:07:17,893 --> 00:07:20,128 - Seriously, no. - Okay. Good. 167 00:07:20,196 --> 00:07:22,964 All right, wait till you try this spring roll. 168 00:07:23,032 --> 00:07:24,833 Awesome. 169 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,568 Bend your knees. You got to follow through. 170 00:07:26,619 --> 00:07:27,819 I got it. Thanks. 171 00:07:27,903 --> 00:07:29,504 - [Laughs] - Oh, so close. Okay. 172 00:07:29,572 --> 00:07:31,072 All right. Get it again. Face up! 173 00:07:31,123 --> 00:07:32,841 Thank you from the peanut gallery. 174 00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:35,377 - [Laughs] - I can't win. 175 00:07:35,444 --> 00:07:36,778 Well, I guess I should tell you 176 00:07:36,829 --> 00:07:39,647 that I moved out of my house. 177 00:07:39,715 --> 00:07:41,483 - You what? - I mean, 178 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,118 I moved to my grandparents' house. 179 00:07:43,185 --> 00:07:44,285 It sounds so stupid, 180 00:07:44,336 --> 00:07:46,588 but I didn't want to be around my parents. 181 00:07:46,639 --> 00:07:47,956 I couldn't be around them. 182 00:07:48,023 --> 00:07:49,507 You're so competitive. 183 00:07:49,592 --> 00:07:50,692 What? 184 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,510 I mean, I had a rough childhood. 185 00:07:52,595 --> 00:07:54,763 You want a rough childhood. I came up homeless. 186 00:07:54,830 --> 00:07:57,015 You want to be homeless. - You are so self-involved. 187 00:07:57,099 --> 00:07:58,516 You just want a story to tell. I'm just saying. 188 00:07:58,601 --> 00:08:00,802 Just be original. I mean, jeez. 189 00:08:00,853 --> 00:08:03,171 [Laughs] 190 00:08:03,239 --> 00:08:07,976 Okay, so I guess you're not mad at me then 191 00:08:08,043 --> 00:08:10,578 for, like, coming here? 192 00:08:13,549 --> 00:08:16,484 I mean, how could I be mad at you? 193 00:08:26,162 --> 00:08:27,378 All right, I got to go. 194 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:31,833 Um... It was good seeing you. 195 00:08:31,884 --> 00:08:34,052 Uh... 196 00:08:34,136 --> 00:08:35,303 Yeah. 197 00:08:35,354 --> 00:08:37,272 I mean, you too. 198 00:08:37,339 --> 00:08:39,407 If you stand here, 199 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:40,892 and you just really feel the connection... 200 00:08:40,976 --> 00:08:42,894 all right, listen, Max, don't even listen to her. 201 00:08:42,978 --> 00:08:45,447 Listen, she's giving you all the wrong advice right now. 202 00:08:45,514 --> 00:08:46,681 Okay? Bend your knees. 203 00:08:46,749 --> 00:08:48,750 Put your left foot in front a little bit. 204 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:50,185 There it is right there. Take a shot. 205 00:08:50,252 --> 00:08:51,419 He's a natural. 206 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,489 Ah! He's a lefty. 207 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:56,324 - It's all in the wrist, Max. - I said that! 208 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:57,659 Didn't I say it's all in the wrist? 209 00:08:57,726 --> 00:08:59,727 I'll take it from here, coach. 210 00:08:59,795 --> 00:09:01,529 All right, now, you just really want to... 211 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,131 what did he say? Just do what he said. 212 00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:06,835 You're a terrible coach, Amber. 213 00:09:06,902 --> 00:09:08,236 Why don't you open your workbooks to page four? 214 00:09:08,304 --> 00:09:10,271 - Okay. - We don't, um... 215 00:09:10,339 --> 00:09:11,673 - I got 'em. - Oh, we have workbooks. 216 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:14,075 Yup. One for you and one for me. 217 00:09:14,143 --> 00:09:16,077 So tell me, 218 00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:18,513 in your marriage, who will manage your finances? 219 00:09:18,564 --> 00:09:20,381 - I will. - Well, we... 220 00:09:20,432 --> 00:09:22,584 who takes the lead when it comes to decisions 221 00:09:22,651 --> 00:09:24,552 - about your child's education? - I do. 222 00:09:24,603 --> 00:09:26,054 How do you prioritize things? 223 00:09:26,121 --> 00:09:27,605 Well, we generally talk about... 224 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:29,858 - I make a list. - And then she'll make a list. 225 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:32,193 Are you savers or spenders? 226 00:09:32,261 --> 00:09:35,096 - Savers. - Do you handle conflict well? 227 00:09:35,164 --> 00:09:37,131 Yes, we do. 228 00:09:37,199 --> 00:09:40,418 Well, you know, we do...Fight. 229 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:42,704 We're a normal couple. We argue. 230 00:09:42,771 --> 00:09:44,472 Yeah, but they're not real arguments. 231 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,907 I mean, we always figure it out. 232 00:09:45,975 --> 00:09:48,376 They feel like real arguments, 233 00:09:48,444 --> 00:09:52,247 but they're not real arguments. 234 00:09:52,314 --> 00:09:54,315 Have you both considered what religious instruction 235 00:09:54,383 --> 00:09:56,184 you'll give your child? 236 00:09:56,251 --> 00:09:59,320 I think we're probably going to encourage him to decide, 237 00:09:59,388 --> 00:10:01,856 you know, what spiritual path he'd like to take, 238 00:10:01,924 --> 00:10:05,593 make sure he knows about all the options. 239 00:10:05,661 --> 00:10:08,096 Yeah, but he's a child, so, in the meantime, 240 00:10:08,163 --> 00:10:10,331 he'll go to church here, go to Sunday school, 241 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:13,401 and...Yeah. 242 00:10:13,452 --> 00:10:16,154 What is the most important thing to you in your marriage? 243 00:10:16,238 --> 00:10:18,473 - Honesty. - Communication. 244 00:10:18,541 --> 00:10:21,910 I think it's important to be heard. 245 00:10:21,977 --> 00:10:23,945 Good. 246 00:10:24,013 --> 00:10:27,115 What is your vision for your married life in ten years? 247 00:10:27,182 --> 00:10:29,651 - Ten years? - Mm-hmm. 248 00:10:29,718 --> 00:10:31,386 I don't know what I'm gonna be doing in ten days, 249 00:10:31,453 --> 00:10:33,121 - much less ten years. - Okay. 250 00:10:33,188 --> 00:10:35,089 I mean, what about, like, the power of now 251 00:10:35,157 --> 00:10:36,691 or, you know, living in the moment? 252 00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:38,059 You also have to think about the future. 253 00:10:38,127 --> 00:10:39,160 You have a son. 254 00:10:39,228 --> 00:10:41,162 In fact, listen, I want you each 255 00:10:41,230 --> 00:10:43,464 to take a pencil and open your workbooks. 256 00:10:43,515 --> 00:10:44,933 Thank you. 257 00:10:44,984 --> 00:10:47,185 I want you to draw a picture of your vision. 258 00:10:47,269 --> 00:10:50,204 [The living sisters' double knots] 259 00:10:50,272 --> 00:10:53,608 [Vocalizing] 260 00:10:53,676 --> 00:10:57,612 I want to walk down to the boulevard 261 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,980 I want to buy 262 00:10:59,048 --> 00:11:01,199 a candy bar 263 00:11:01,283 --> 00:11:03,351 I'm gonna drink Crosby. 264 00:11:03,419 --> 00:11:04,786 Two Martini 265 00:11:04,853 --> 00:11:06,454 go jump in the fire 266 00:11:06,522 --> 00:11:08,506 I'm gonna get burned 267 00:11:08,591 --> 00:11:09,724 All right, let's see. 268 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,342 Jasmine. 269 00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:12,927 Why don't you share your vision 270 00:11:12,995 --> 00:11:14,212 for your marriage in ten years? 271 00:11:14,296 --> 00:11:16,297 My baby ties me up in double knots 272 00:11:16,348 --> 00:11:19,801 my baby ties me up in double knots 273 00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:23,137 Ah. 274 00:11:23,188 --> 00:11:25,840 Okay, so I see with us 275 00:11:25,908 --> 00:11:28,042 with jabbar and three more babies 276 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:29,811 in a house with a garden. 277 00:11:29,878 --> 00:11:32,897 I always wanted to have four kids. 278 00:11:32,982 --> 00:11:36,651 And the ballet shoes represent the dance studio 279 00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,586 that I'd like to open of my own. 280 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:42,624 And the money means that we have savings. 281 00:11:42,691 --> 00:11:44,208 Praise God. 282 00:11:44,293 --> 00:11:46,527 That's a beautiful vision, Jasmine. 283 00:11:46,578 --> 00:11:47,862 Crosby. Let's see yours. 284 00:11:47,913 --> 00:11:49,047 You know, I'm, um, 285 00:11:49,131 --> 00:11:51,332 I'm kind of embarrassed by mine. 286 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,800 - I'm not really a good drawer. - No, baby. 287 00:11:52,868 --> 00:11:54,369 This isn't about artistic aptitude. 288 00:11:54,436 --> 00:11:57,238 It's about... it's about creating a vision. 289 00:11:57,306 --> 00:11:59,774 That's right, baby. A vision. 290 00:11:59,842 --> 00:12:03,378 I'm gonna prove I'm ready to fight now 291 00:12:03,445 --> 00:12:04,979 wanna jump in the water 292 00:12:05,047 --> 00:12:09,450 That's me, obviously, and that's Jasmine and... 293 00:12:09,518 --> 00:12:11,419 We're with jabbar 294 00:12:11,487 --> 00:12:12,754 and we're all smiley, 295 00:12:12,821 --> 00:12:14,522 because, you know, I imagine 296 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,324 that we're happy in ten years. 297 00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:20,561 And, um... 298 00:12:20,612 --> 00:12:22,730 I guess jabbar should be a lot taller. 299 00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,582 I don't know why I made him so short. 300 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,801 [Erasing] 301 00:12:26,869 --> 00:12:29,070 You know what? I'm just... I'm not really a good drawer. 302 00:12:29,138 --> 00:12:32,774 So... 303 00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:38,546 - What? - What? 304 00:12:38,614 --> 00:12:39,547 Are you crazy? 305 00:12:39,598 --> 00:12:41,049 Amber, he's our dad. 306 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,750 It's not like he's some... 307 00:12:42,818 --> 00:12:45,286 he's some crazy drug addict that we haven't spoken to... 308 00:12:45,354 --> 00:12:47,455 that's what I'm trying to say to you, is that he's changed. 309 00:12:47,523 --> 00:12:49,390 Sorry, it just doesn't work that way, okay? 310 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,942 What do you mean, it doesn't work that way? 311 00:12:51,026 --> 00:12:53,194 What do I mean? I mean that I remember 312 00:12:53,262 --> 00:12:57,281 specifically how things were at home when you were just a baby 313 00:12:57,366 --> 00:12:58,783 and didn't know what was going on. 314 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:00,785 Okay, look, I was there too. You weren't the only one there. 315 00:13:00,869 --> 00:13:01,953 You were barely there. 316 00:13:02,037 --> 00:13:03,271 You were basically a fetus. 317 00:13:03,338 --> 00:13:04,839 Amber, you're not that much older than me. 318 00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:06,741 It doesn't matter. I remember. 319 00:13:06,809 --> 00:13:08,176 - I remember those things. - Okay, well, so do I. 320 00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:09,310 - I have memories of him too. - You don't know. 321 00:13:09,378 --> 00:13:10,945 You don't even know half the story. 322 00:13:10,996 --> 00:13:12,513 That's irrelevant. That's not what I'm trying to say. 323 00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:14,132 I'm not trying to forgive him for the past. 324 00:13:14,216 --> 00:13:16,250 I'm just saying that he's changed now. 325 00:13:16,301 --> 00:13:18,553 - Wait a second. - Look, I already saw him. 326 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,488 I talked to him. He's different. 327 00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:22,523 - Why did he contact you? - He's in town 328 00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:24,525 because he's playing a show, okay, and I'm going. 329 00:13:24,593 --> 00:13:27,145 You're absolutely not going to his show. 330 00:13:27,229 --> 00:13:28,629 Yeah, I can, and I will. 331 00:13:28,697 --> 00:13:30,298 It's so stupid that you would... 332 00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:32,433 - What is stupid about it? - Even want to go. 333 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:35,169 Second of all, mom will never let you go. 334 00:13:35,237 --> 00:13:36,270 I don't care what mom thinks 335 00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:37,805 because I'm not gonna tell her, so... 336 00:13:37,873 --> 00:13:39,607 - What? - What? 337 00:13:39,675 --> 00:13:41,308 Of course you're gonna tell her. 338 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,677 - No, I'm not gonna tell her. - Listen to what you're saying. 339 00:13:42,745 --> 00:13:44,362 What? You used to do this all the time. 340 00:13:44,446 --> 00:13:46,013 What are you gonna do? You're gonna sneak out the window? 341 00:13:46,081 --> 00:13:47,815 I'll do whatever you used to do. 342 00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:49,417 Listen, I'm sorry, but you can't go. 343 00:13:49,484 --> 00:13:50,752 What are you... I mean, you have no authority over me. 344 00:13:50,819 --> 00:13:52,186 If you don't tell her, then I'm gonna tell her. 345 00:13:52,254 --> 00:13:53,788 - No. - Yes. 346 00:13:53,856 --> 00:13:56,157 Why would you tell her? I never used to rat you out. 347 00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,259 Because it's dangerous, and I'm not gonna sit here 348 00:13:58,327 --> 00:14:00,361 - and blow smoke up your ass. - He's our father. 349 00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:02,180 It's a serious situation, and you need to think about it more. 350 00:14:02,264 --> 00:14:04,015 Hey, hey, what is going on? 351 00:14:04,099 --> 00:14:05,850 - Nothing. - Don't tell me nothing. 352 00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:07,335 You guys are screaming at each other. 353 00:14:07,402 --> 00:14:08,669 - Yeah, we are. - What is going on? 354 00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,338 Do you have something that you need to say? 355 00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:12,406 Amber. You know what, fine. 356 00:14:12,474 --> 00:14:14,242 Yeah, mom. Dad's in town, okay? 357 00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:16,144 And I saw him, and I want to see him again. 358 00:14:16,211 --> 00:14:18,079 - What do you mean, you saw him? - I saw him. 359 00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:19,647 You saw him, and you didn't tell me? 360 00:14:19,715 --> 00:14:21,199 - No, I didn't tell you. - Why not? 361 00:14:21,283 --> 00:14:22,784 Why didn't he call me? 362 00:14:22,851 --> 00:14:24,585 Why are you so opposed to me having a relationship with him? 363 00:14:24,653 --> 00:14:27,088 This kind of sneaking around is very familiar to me. 364 00:14:27,156 --> 00:14:29,056 - Why does he have to call you? - It's very familiar to me. 365 00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:30,291 He's an adult. He doesn't have to call you. 366 00:14:30,359 --> 00:14:31,759 He has to call me because I have to see 367 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,661 what condition he's in before I allow him to see you. 368 00:14:33,729 --> 00:14:35,163 - What, do you not trust me? - You do not understand. 369 00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:36,697 You don't remember, okay? 370 00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,666 Do you want to go back to the three of us living in a motel? 371 00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:40,084 - I don't. - No, mom. 372 00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,836 You won't see him again until I talk to him. 373 00:14:41,904 --> 00:14:44,172 - He's changed. - I am going to talk to him 374 00:14:44,223 --> 00:14:45,706 before you see him again. That's it. 375 00:14:45,774 --> 00:14:48,709 My God, Seth is in town. 376 00:14:54,016 --> 00:14:55,950 [Door slams] 377 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,567 Hey, sweetie. 378 00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,836 Hey. 379 00:15:07,903 --> 00:15:10,789 How you doing? 380 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:14,442 Okay. 381 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,945 You've been here over a week now. 382 00:15:17,013 --> 00:15:20,281 Have you... Talked to your parents? 383 00:15:20,349 --> 00:15:24,719 No. 384 00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:27,088 Have you talked to Alex? 385 00:15:27,156 --> 00:15:31,059 Once. 386 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:34,729 How'd that go? 387 00:15:34,797 --> 00:15:37,866 Uh, he's not gonna date me 388 00:15:37,933 --> 00:15:41,469 or see me until my parents say that it's okay. 389 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:45,306 Right. That's Alex. 390 00:15:45,374 --> 00:15:46,675 But it doesn't matter, 391 00:15:46,742 --> 00:15:48,243 'cause they're not gonna change their minds, 392 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:51,212 and I don't feel any differently. 393 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:54,315 And we're just... 394 00:15:54,383 --> 00:15:56,651 Stuck. 395 00:15:56,719 --> 00:15:58,486 You want to know what I think? 396 00:15:58,554 --> 00:16:00,955 It's okay if you don't. 397 00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:06,094 I think you should go home. 398 00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:08,830 I just... I don't think 399 00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:13,401 that that's gonna fix anything. 400 00:16:13,469 --> 00:16:14,936 Well... 401 00:16:15,004 --> 00:16:18,473 That's not why you go home. 402 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:23,311 You go because they love you. 403 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:28,450 You know? You just go back. 404 00:16:28,517 --> 00:16:31,586 I mean, everything doesn't have to be solved. 405 00:16:31,654 --> 00:16:33,054 It doesn't work that way. 406 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:37,025 It's not math. 407 00:16:37,093 --> 00:16:38,727 You just go home. 408 00:16:42,832 --> 00:16:43,965 Oh, okay, this is nice. 409 00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:45,633 - That's nice. - Oh, yeah. 410 00:16:45,701 --> 00:16:47,519 - That's beautiful. - Okay, write it down. 411 00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,387 - Okay. - Hey, bride-to-be, 412 00:16:49,472 --> 00:16:51,372 mom-in-law-to-be. - Hey. 413 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,024 - Hey, Crosby. - How's it going? 414 00:16:53,109 --> 00:16:55,810 Pretty good. We're just looking at reception menus. 415 00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:56,911 Here. Check this one out. 416 00:17:00,849 --> 00:17:03,318 That's really nice. 417 00:17:03,385 --> 00:17:05,153 But, um, I thought we were having the reception 418 00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:06,354 at my mom and dad's. 419 00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:08,690 Well, now, that's very sweet, Crosby, 420 00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,208 but I'm sure that your parents don't want 421 00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,660 150 people trampling through their house. 422 00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:14,129 And even if they did, 423 00:17:14,196 --> 00:17:15,497 where would they all sit? 424 00:17:15,564 --> 00:17:19,584 Yeah, well, they probably wouldn't want 150, 425 00:17:19,668 --> 00:17:23,338 but I think that's kind of why we agreed on 40. 426 00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:25,607 Well, 40 was always unrealistic, honey. 427 00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:26,891 - Totally. - Really? 428 00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:30,929 - Yeah. - As unrealistic as 150? 429 00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:33,848 Well, now, you know that I started off 430 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,817 wanting it small, but, Crosby, 431 00:17:35,884 --> 00:17:37,569 your family alone is 40, 432 00:17:37,653 --> 00:17:39,053 and then our family is big. 433 00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:40,255 And there's all these people 434 00:17:40,322 --> 00:17:41,923 that I have to invite from church, 435 00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:45,944 - so... - Yeah, we'll make it work. 436 00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:48,329 - This is very nice. - If you say so. 437 00:17:48,397 --> 00:17:51,099 - Very nice. - Yeah. [Laughs] 438 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,417 Oh, and we changed the date too. 439 00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:55,069 - We changed the date? - Yeah, reverend Gordon's 440 00:17:55,121 --> 00:17:56,237 gonna be out of town in October, 441 00:17:56,305 --> 00:17:58,139 so I said we could do it in September. 442 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,375 Is there anything else about my wedding day 443 00:18:00,442 --> 00:18:02,594 that you guys changed? 444 00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:05,213 Crosby, relax. 445 00:18:05,281 --> 00:18:07,282 Everything's gonna be fine. 446 00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:09,384 Yeah, baby, we got this. It's gonna be wonderful. 447 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:11,085 - You're gonna love it. - Okay. 448 00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,254 - Trust me. - Oh, look at this! 449 00:18:13,322 --> 00:18:15,423 - Let me see. Let me see. - Oh, that's nice. 450 00:18:15,491 --> 00:18:17,091 - That's it. Write it down. - Okay. Okay. 451 00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:18,993 Write it down. Put it on top. 452 00:18:19,061 --> 00:18:20,445 - On top? Okay. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 453 00:18:20,529 --> 00:18:24,599 [Rock music] 454 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:30,650 455 00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:33,007 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 456 00:18:33,075 --> 00:18:35,160 I didn't hear you. 457 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,411 Oh, see, well, no, 458 00:18:36,478 --> 00:18:37,912 I caught you looking at porn. 459 00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:39,447 - Oh. - Didn't I? 460 00:18:39,515 --> 00:18:41,949 It's okay. Everybody... 461 00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:45,019 apparently they did a study, and 98% of America 462 00:18:45,087 --> 00:18:46,454 - looks at porn. - Dad, no, I'm not looking 463 00:18:46,505 --> 00:18:47,522 at porn, okay? 464 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,556 - You're not? - No. 465 00:18:48,624 --> 00:18:50,325 What are you doing? 466 00:18:50,392 --> 00:18:53,895 I was... I found some videos 467 00:18:53,962 --> 00:18:56,164 of Seth's band. I was just... 468 00:18:56,232 --> 00:18:58,900 - oh. Seth. - See what he's doing. 469 00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:00,969 They're good. And Drew�s 15. 470 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:03,571 He's gonna think his father's, like, some sort of celebrity. 471 00:19:03,639 --> 00:19:05,540 - You know, that's... - You want me to go knock 472 00:19:05,608 --> 00:19:06,875 some sense into Seth? 473 00:19:06,942 --> 00:19:07,876 I would love to do that. 474 00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:09,210 Okay, dad, well... 475 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,578 - Just enjoy the heck out of it. - Okay. 476 00:19:10,646 --> 00:19:11,846 That's not helpful, dad. 477 00:19:11,914 --> 00:19:15,783 Okay, look it. Uh... 478 00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,652 I think I had a hand 479 00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:19,988 in the whole Seth-drew thing. - Why? 480 00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:22,023 Because, well, at Thanksgiving, 481 00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,826 I called Seth, and I asked him to talk to drew. 482 00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:27,195 Dad, there's nothing wrong with that. 483 00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:29,297 I mean, drew is lonely. He misses his father. 484 00:19:29,365 --> 00:19:31,532 And he should call him. His father should call him. 485 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,434 His father should know how they're doing in school. 486 00:19:33,502 --> 00:19:35,069 His father should know what they like to eat. 487 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:38,072 His father should know. But he doesn't, you know. 488 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:39,507 And I don't know if it's he's sick 489 00:19:39,558 --> 00:19:40,808 or what's going on. 490 00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,610 He's in town. He didn't even call me. 491 00:19:42,678 --> 00:19:44,779 He didn't what? 492 00:19:44,847 --> 00:19:46,881 He didn't even call me. 493 00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:49,017 So what, he didn't call you? 494 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:50,451 What? 495 00:19:50,519 --> 00:19:51,953 You want to hear from this guy? 496 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:53,755 For the kids, dad. For the kids. 497 00:19:53,822 --> 00:19:55,690 Bull crap. You know something, Sarah, 498 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:57,825 you know what? 499 00:19:57,893 --> 00:19:59,627 You've got feelings for this guy still. 500 00:19:59,695 --> 00:20:00,929 - Oh, my God. - You do. 501 00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:02,563 I'm trying to make the right decision 502 00:20:02,631 --> 00:20:04,532 and take care of the kids. 503 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,200 I don't have feelings for him. 504 00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:07,919 Let me tell you, Sarah... 505 00:20:10,472 --> 00:20:12,707 I love you. 506 00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:14,842 You know, you're beautiful, you're gifted, 507 00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:18,713 but you got this thing with you need a relationship. 508 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,248 Always need something 509 00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:22,216 to fill whatever's going on inside of you 510 00:20:22,284 --> 00:20:23,318 that's not good enough. 511 00:20:23,385 --> 00:20:25,920 I mean, this guy is a son of a bitch. 512 00:20:25,988 --> 00:20:28,823 Dad, he was the love of my life, okay? 513 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,158 But he is sick now, 514 00:20:30,225 --> 00:20:31,442 - and I know that now. - The love of your life. 515 00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:32,627 I know that now. 516 00:20:32,695 --> 00:20:34,228 Just listen to what I said, Sarah. 517 00:20:35,397 --> 00:20:37,332 [Newspaper thwacks] 518 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,013 - Okay, keep cranking. - Got it? 519 00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:53,349 Keep going. 520 00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:54,950 Hey, you know how to say ice cream in japanese? 521 00:20:55,017 --> 00:20:56,368 I do not. 522 00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:57,853 - Aisukuriimu. - I think it's time. 523 00:20:57,904 --> 00:20:59,455 Let's add in the chocolate chips. 524 00:20:59,522 --> 00:21:00,906 - Think it's ready? - Yeah, I think it's ready. 525 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:03,358 - [Sighs] - All right. Be careful. 526 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:05,361 You want to pull that up for me, honey? 527 00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,379 - And just scrape that off. - Success! 528 00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:08,997 - Yes! - That looks really good. 529 00:21:09,065 --> 00:21:11,867 I've decided I want to play basketball more. 530 00:21:11,935 --> 00:21:12,868 Both: Really? 531 00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:14,436 - Yeah. - Really? That's great. 532 00:21:14,504 --> 00:21:16,221 I will go outside and play with you anytime you want. 533 00:21:16,306 --> 00:21:17,639 - You just have to ask. - Dump it. 534 00:21:17,707 --> 00:21:19,575 Actually, I want to play with Alex. 535 00:21:19,642 --> 00:21:22,711 He's a much better teacher than you or grandpa. 536 00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:24,546 How do you know that? 537 00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:26,648 Because I saw him the other day at the park, 538 00:21:26,716 --> 00:21:28,600 and he taught me how to do a lay-up, 539 00:21:28,685 --> 00:21:31,070 and he let me win, so I want to play with him 540 00:21:31,154 --> 00:21:32,321 more than I do with you and grandpa. 541 00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:34,757 Okay. What park? 542 00:21:34,824 --> 00:21:36,125 Was this... was this the day that you went 543 00:21:36,192 --> 00:21:38,093 with haddie and Amber to the science museum? 544 00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:39,895 Yes, but I'm not supposed to tell you, 545 00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:41,363 haddie says, because she'd get in trouble 546 00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:44,083 because she's not supposed to be seeing Alex. 547 00:21:44,167 --> 00:21:48,253 Okay, guys, let's get this in the freezer, okay? 548 00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:50,806 Yes. This is gonna be so yummy. 549 00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:01,784 [Knock at door] 550 00:22:01,851 --> 00:22:03,118 Yup. Just a second. 551 00:22:05,972 --> 00:22:07,923 What's goin'... 552 00:22:11,528 --> 00:22:12,928 hey. 553 00:22:14,063 --> 00:22:16,615 Um, come on in. 554 00:22:16,699 --> 00:22:18,901 Is it a bad time? 555 00:22:18,952 --> 00:22:21,653 No. Come in. 556 00:22:24,374 --> 00:22:26,942 I love what you've done with the place. 557 00:22:26,993 --> 00:22:28,410 It looks awesome. 558 00:22:28,478 --> 00:22:29,611 Yeah, you know me. 559 00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:31,213 It's all about the decor. 560 00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:34,883 Wow. You look great. 561 00:22:34,951 --> 00:22:37,719 No, no, no. Don't. Don't. 562 00:22:38,888 --> 00:22:40,889 Well, I can... 563 00:22:40,957 --> 00:22:44,343 I can offer you some tap water 564 00:22:44,427 --> 00:22:46,628 in a toothbrush glass. 565 00:22:46,679 --> 00:22:49,515 No vodka from the minibar? 566 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:53,702 Wow. Right out of the gate. 567 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:55,737 Yeah, I'm asking. 568 00:22:57,173 --> 00:23:00,042 Okay. Yeah, that's fair. 569 00:23:00,109 --> 00:23:01,476 No minibar. 570 00:23:01,528 --> 00:23:03,345 Anything else? 571 00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:05,247 - Come on. - I'm sorry. 572 00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:06,648 Does that hurt your feelings? 573 00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:08,417 Please. Anything else? 574 00:23:08,485 --> 00:23:11,987 No. I'm not using. 575 00:23:12,055 --> 00:23:13,822 Been on the wagon nine months. 576 00:23:16,209 --> 00:23:18,326 Okay. Really? 577 00:23:18,378 --> 00:23:20,195 - Yup. - Okay. 578 00:23:20,263 --> 00:23:22,881 Okay. 579 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,666 Look, I know it's... I know 580 00:23:24,734 --> 00:23:26,768 this isn't the ideal way to... 581 00:23:26,836 --> 00:23:28,737 no, you're right. This is not ideal. 582 00:23:28,805 --> 00:23:30,138 It's not the ideal way to see each other. 583 00:23:30,190 --> 00:23:33,709 It's not the ideal way to be parents, you know. 584 00:23:33,776 --> 00:23:35,244 It's just a really crappy surprise 585 00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:37,196 to find out that you're seeing drew. 586 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,380 Wait... wait a minute. 587 00:23:38,448 --> 00:23:40,983 You didn't know drew was coming to see me? 588 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,217 Why would I know? Why would I know? 589 00:23:42,285 --> 00:23:43,385 I don't even know where you've been 590 00:23:43,453 --> 00:23:45,120 - the last couple of months. - I'm sorry. 591 00:23:45,187 --> 00:23:46,822 He contacted me. 592 00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:49,525 I just... I assumed it was with your blessing. 593 00:23:49,592 --> 00:23:52,594 - I know. Dumb. - Why would you assume that? 594 00:23:52,662 --> 00:23:54,329 How screwed up is this? This is so screwed up. 595 00:23:54,397 --> 00:23:56,465 You come, you go, you do whatever you want. 596 00:23:56,532 --> 00:23:58,050 Do you have any idea how nuts this is? 597 00:23:58,134 --> 00:23:59,434 - I know. - You don't know. 598 00:23:59,502 --> 00:24:00,669 I don't really think you know, or I don't think 599 00:24:00,737 --> 00:24:02,204 you would do it again and again. 600 00:24:02,272 --> 00:24:04,606 What are you even doing here? 601 00:24:04,674 --> 00:24:07,409 I got a couple gigs 602 00:24:07,477 --> 00:24:10,279 in town over the next few weeks and... 603 00:24:10,346 --> 00:24:11,980 And the wind is cold 604 00:24:12,048 --> 00:24:14,416 and your wings have broken your heart 605 00:24:14,484 --> 00:24:16,184 You're here for gigs? 606 00:24:16,236 --> 00:24:18,453 And you didn't even call me 607 00:24:18,521 --> 00:24:20,455 at least to let me know, to make a plan. 608 00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:22,941 It's not like we were on a chatty basis. 609 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,326 No, it's not like we're on a chatty basis, 610 00:24:24,394 --> 00:24:25,827 but it's not really about us, is it? 611 00:24:25,895 --> 00:24:29,531 I know! I know I screwed up. 612 00:24:29,582 --> 00:24:31,917 I know that I screwed up a hundred times 613 00:24:32,001 --> 00:24:33,234 in a hundred different ways. 614 00:24:33,286 --> 00:24:36,238 And it probably doesn't matter that I'm... 615 00:24:36,306 --> 00:24:39,608 that I'm beyond sorry. 616 00:24:39,676 --> 00:24:43,278 I really am. 617 00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:46,481 I want to be part of drew and Amber's lives, 618 00:24:46,549 --> 00:24:48,483 whatever it takes. 619 00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:58,026 You know... 620 00:24:58,094 --> 00:24:59,962 That's a hell of a kid. 621 00:25:02,332 --> 00:25:05,266 He follows us online, the band. 622 00:25:05,318 --> 00:25:07,102 Of course he does. 623 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:11,473 I, uh, I invited him to come see us play. 624 00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:13,041 Oh, gosh. 625 00:25:13,109 --> 00:25:15,944 I want you to know. Okay, no surprises from now on. 626 00:25:15,995 --> 00:25:17,612 'Cause you're the mom. So you decide. 627 00:25:17,664 --> 00:25:21,282 Whatever... whatever you think is right, done. 628 00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:22,551 I'll do it. 629 00:25:22,619 --> 00:25:26,221 I don't know what's right. 630 00:25:26,289 --> 00:25:29,124 I don't know. 631 00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:31,226 I have to think about it. 632 00:25:31,294 --> 00:25:33,812 Okay. 633 00:25:33,896 --> 00:25:35,697 With beer bottles breaking 634 00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:39,851 barmaid I heard's pulled a gun 635 00:25:39,936 --> 00:25:42,404 636 00:25:42,472 --> 00:25:45,774 and out to the back 637 00:25:45,825 --> 00:25:48,777 If you hurt them again, I'll kill you. 638 00:25:52,165 --> 00:25:54,416 And out to the back 639 00:25:54,483 --> 00:25:56,652 the poet writes his songs 640 00:25:56,719 --> 00:25:59,755 in blood 641 00:25:59,822 --> 00:26:01,506 You know, so we're sitting in his office, 642 00:26:01,591 --> 00:26:04,376 which apparently Billy Graham decorated. 643 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,094 There's crucifixes everywhere. 644 00:26:06,162 --> 00:26:07,729 And every time he asks a question, 645 00:26:07,797 --> 00:26:09,164 boom, she's got an answer. 646 00:26:09,215 --> 00:26:10,966 "Me. I'll do it. I'm in charge." 647 00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:12,167 And if I spoke up, 648 00:26:12,218 --> 00:26:13,802 she corrected me every single time. 649 00:26:13,870 --> 00:26:15,270 Isn't this just some formality 650 00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:17,505 - you were doing for her mom? - Yes, it was supposed to be 651 00:26:17,557 --> 00:26:18,640 a formality. That's my point. 652 00:26:18,691 --> 00:26:20,008 Is I'm sitting there listening to her 653 00:26:20,059 --> 00:26:21,410 answer these questions, and I'm starting to realize 654 00:26:21,477 --> 00:26:22,944 that this woman I'm engaged to 655 00:26:23,012 --> 00:26:25,814 is never going to let me make a single decision. 656 00:26:25,882 --> 00:26:26,915 And when it comes to our son, 657 00:26:26,983 --> 00:26:28,817 I'm wrong every single time. 658 00:26:28,885 --> 00:26:30,202 How could that be, Adam? 659 00:26:30,286 --> 00:26:31,653 How could I be wrong every single time? 660 00:26:31,704 --> 00:26:32,988 I'm batting 1.000? 661 00:26:33,056 --> 00:26:34,256 - You're just having pre-wedding jitters. 662 00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:35,357 - I'm not having pre-wedding jitters. 663 00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:36,391 And it's not just about jabbar. 664 00:26:36,459 --> 00:26:37,793 It's about everything 665 00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:39,227 for the rest of my life. 666 00:26:39,295 --> 00:26:41,229 I might as well have a mute button installed. 667 00:26:41,297 --> 00:26:42,697 Okay, I'm turning into that guy. 668 00:26:42,749 --> 00:26:44,900 "Do you want chicken or steak?" 669 00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,334 "I don't know. Let me check with my wife 670 00:26:46,402 --> 00:26:48,203 and see what I'm allowed to eat this week, all right?" 671 00:26:48,254 --> 00:26:50,839 I don't want your stock answer 672 00:26:50,907 --> 00:26:52,841 in support of the institution of marriage. 673 00:26:52,892 --> 00:26:55,444 I want you to tell me what you think of Jasmine. 674 00:26:55,511 --> 00:26:56,978 Stop freaking out. 675 00:26:57,046 --> 00:26:59,414 I think that Jasmine is a strong woman 676 00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:01,416 who has strong opinions, 677 00:27:01,484 --> 00:27:04,269 and I think that you can be a bit of a waffler. 678 00:27:04,353 --> 00:27:06,905 Look, I'm not you, but I'm doing just fine. 679 00:27:06,989 --> 00:27:08,990 - Okay? - Yeah, you're doing just great. 680 00:27:09,058 --> 00:27:10,358 Yeah, I make the payment on my boat, 681 00:27:10,426 --> 00:27:11,910 on my car, on my motorcycle. 682 00:27:11,994 --> 00:27:13,395 - I pay my taxes. - Do you do your taxes? 683 00:27:13,463 --> 00:27:15,113 Oh, I don't think so. I do your taxes. 684 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,915 - I've been doing your taxes... - You do everyone 685 00:27:16,999 --> 00:27:18,750 in the family's taxes because you're a control freak. 686 00:27:18,835 --> 00:27:20,035 - You love it. - I'm not a control freak. 687 00:27:20,103 --> 00:27:21,103 I don't love it. 688 00:27:21,170 --> 00:27:22,570 - And I pay you. - You don't pay me. 689 00:27:22,622 --> 00:27:26,508 You give me mixed CDs. That's hardly legal tender. 690 00:27:26,575 --> 00:27:28,260 All right, listen to me. 691 00:27:28,344 --> 00:27:30,212 You're making a commitment to Jasmine, all right, 692 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:32,447 and you both are bringing different things to the table. 693 00:27:32,515 --> 00:27:34,249 You're a lucky guy, all right? 694 00:27:34,317 --> 00:27:36,351 She's on top of things. You're not so much. 695 00:27:36,419 --> 00:27:38,386 You have other skills that you bring to the table. 696 00:27:38,454 --> 00:27:40,655 You're fun, you're spontaneous, 697 00:27:40,723 --> 00:27:42,491 you know how to diffuse a situation with humor, 698 00:27:42,558 --> 00:27:43,725 and that's no small thing. 699 00:27:43,793 --> 00:27:44,860 I mean, maybe she can toughen you up, 700 00:27:44,927 --> 00:27:46,628 and you could soften her up. 701 00:27:46,696 --> 00:27:48,196 You're gonna change each other. It's marriage. 702 00:27:48,264 --> 00:27:49,815 You know, you got to give a little to get a little. 703 00:27:49,899 --> 00:27:52,000 All right? 704 00:27:52,068 --> 00:27:56,171 Yeah. But I feel like I'm giving everything. 705 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:05,413 [Chatter and laughter] 706 00:28:05,481 --> 00:28:07,165 Who took my rum raisin ice cream? 707 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,651 - Had to get a buzz on. - What happened to your blouse? 708 00:28:09,719 --> 00:28:11,987 Why don't you take it easy? You're a little cranky. 709 00:28:12,054 --> 00:28:13,472 You're taking it out on me about your ice cream. 710 00:28:13,556 --> 00:28:14,673 I'm the only one that likes it. 711 00:28:14,757 --> 00:28:15,824 - Why would someone take my stuff? - I'm sorry 712 00:28:15,892 --> 00:28:17,125 that you're going through something. 713 00:28:17,193 --> 00:28:18,260 - That's what we're saying. - But really... 714 00:28:18,327 --> 00:28:19,828 - We're on your team. - Jeez. 715 00:28:19,896 --> 00:28:21,096 Hey. 716 00:28:21,147 --> 00:28:23,865 Hi. 717 00:28:23,933 --> 00:28:27,169 So, um... 718 00:28:27,236 --> 00:28:28,804 I've thought about it. 719 00:28:28,871 --> 00:28:31,640 Okay, come on. 720 00:28:31,707 --> 00:28:33,658 - I put it in here. Jeez. - Yes? 721 00:28:33,743 --> 00:28:36,411 And... 722 00:28:36,479 --> 00:28:38,013 You can go to the show. 723 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,447 Okay, thank you so much. 724 00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:40,816 But, however, 725 00:28:40,883 --> 00:28:43,351 11:00 is the cutoff, okay? 726 00:28:43,419 --> 00:28:44,986 11:00. I don't care if you're backstage. 727 00:28:45,054 --> 00:28:46,221 I don't care how many encores they're doing. 728 00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:47,489 You have to be home by 11:30, 729 00:28:47,557 --> 00:28:48,623 so I'll drive you and I'll pick you up, 730 00:28:48,691 --> 00:28:49,991 and that is the deal. 731 00:28:50,059 --> 00:28:53,295 Okay, but, I mean, I'll be home by 11:30, 732 00:28:53,362 --> 00:28:55,180 - but can I take the bus? - You can't take the bus. 733 00:28:55,264 --> 00:28:56,932 Listen, I'm letting you go, and that's it. 734 00:28:56,999 --> 00:28:58,567 Somebody has to drive you. 735 00:28:58,634 --> 00:29:00,836 - So, please, that's enough. - You're right. 736 00:29:00,903 --> 00:29:02,137 I'll drive. 737 00:29:02,205 --> 00:29:05,740 - Is that better? - Really? Yeah. 738 00:29:05,808 --> 00:29:07,175 Okay. 739 00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:09,044 Wait. 740 00:29:09,111 --> 00:29:12,881 Well... Are you gonna go to the show? 741 00:29:12,949 --> 00:29:14,382 Yeah. It's fine. 742 00:29:14,450 --> 00:29:15,884 It's not a problem. 743 00:29:15,952 --> 00:29:17,886 What? 744 00:29:17,954 --> 00:29:19,721 You know, you can't... 745 00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:21,089 what? 746 00:29:21,157 --> 00:29:23,592 - You'd be seeing dad. - I know. 747 00:29:23,659 --> 00:29:25,427 I get it. It's fine. 748 00:29:25,494 --> 00:29:26,527 But... 749 00:29:26,579 --> 00:29:28,630 Everyone wins. 750 00:29:28,698 --> 00:29:31,633 - Okay? - Okay. 751 00:29:31,701 --> 00:29:32,634 We're good? 752 00:29:32,702 --> 00:29:35,036 Okay. 753 00:29:35,104 --> 00:29:37,055 I'm gonna get ready. 754 00:29:37,139 --> 00:29:38,974 Thank you, mom. 755 00:29:49,295 --> 00:29:50,461 I'm ready for ice cream. 756 00:29:50,529 --> 00:29:51,462 You have to have a couple bites. 757 00:29:51,530 --> 00:29:52,830 I'm not eating any kale. 758 00:29:52,898 --> 00:29:53,965 You have to have a couple bites. 759 00:29:54,033 --> 00:29:54,916 Do not throw the food on the table. 760 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,451 - Two good bites of each. - Adam. 761 00:29:56,535 --> 00:29:57,785 I want you to have kale, chicken, and rice. 762 00:29:57,870 --> 00:30:00,588 Two good bites of each. [Door bangs] 763 00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:03,341 One. 764 00:30:03,408 --> 00:30:04,842 - Hey. - Hi. 765 00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:09,180 Grandma dropped me off. 766 00:30:11,650 --> 00:30:13,584 Are you hungry? 767 00:30:13,652 --> 00:30:15,687 Are you? 'Cause I have so much food. 768 00:30:15,754 --> 00:30:16,821 - Yeah. - Yeah? 769 00:30:16,889 --> 00:30:18,756 I am, yeah. 770 00:30:18,807 --> 00:30:20,258 No, have a seat. 771 00:30:20,326 --> 00:30:22,026 I'm done. 772 00:30:22,094 --> 00:30:24,095 You hardly had your chicken. 773 00:30:24,146 --> 00:30:25,430 - Have some more chicken. - No. 774 00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,798 I had four bites of chicken. 775 00:30:26,865 --> 00:30:27,932 What did I miss? 776 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,100 Hi, haddie. 777 00:30:29,151 --> 00:30:31,102 Hey. 778 00:30:32,604 --> 00:30:34,205 We made ice cream. 779 00:30:34,273 --> 00:30:35,606 You're gonna have to try some. 780 00:30:35,674 --> 00:30:36,641 You have to crank it at the end. 781 00:30:36,709 --> 00:30:37,925 Why did you guys make ice cream? 782 00:30:37,993 --> 00:30:39,627 I don't understand why you have to crank it. 783 00:30:39,695 --> 00:30:41,963 - We got an ice cream maker. Chocolate chocolate-chip. 784 00:30:42,047 --> 00:30:43,498 You have to put a lot of salt in 785 00:30:43,582 --> 00:30:45,550 and cook the milk and add chocolate syrup 786 00:30:45,617 --> 00:30:46,567 and then crank it. 787 00:30:46,635 --> 00:30:47,702 Why do you cook the milk? 788 00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:49,087 I don't know. 789 00:30:49,154 --> 00:30:51,105 It helps mix all the ingredients together. 790 00:30:51,173 --> 00:30:52,657 [Laughs] 791 00:30:58,230 --> 00:30:59,647 Hey, you know what, we have a lot of plates. 792 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:01,933 What if we put the bowls up here? 793 00:31:01,984 --> 00:31:03,317 I think they would fit. 794 00:31:03,402 --> 00:31:05,820 Mm, I don't think that works 795 00:31:05,904 --> 00:31:07,772 because then the bowls don't really get clean, 796 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,023 and then we'll have to wash 'em again, 797 00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:10,942 which I know you don't want, 798 00:31:10,993 --> 00:31:12,643 so it's better down here. 799 00:31:12,695 --> 00:31:15,079 [Speaks under dishes clattering] 800 00:31:15,147 --> 00:31:16,864 Yeah, that was a terrible idea. 801 00:31:16,949 --> 00:31:19,917 I don't know what I was thinking. 802 00:31:19,985 --> 00:31:21,819 What's going on? You're acting a little weird. 803 00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:23,371 Huh? 804 00:31:23,455 --> 00:31:24,489 [Plate crashes] 805 00:31:24,556 --> 00:31:26,290 I can't marry someone 806 00:31:26,358 --> 00:31:27,925 who will not let me make any decisions. 807 00:31:27,993 --> 00:31:29,460 Okay, I'm starting to realize 808 00:31:29,528 --> 00:31:30,995 that you are very controlling. 809 00:31:31,046 --> 00:31:32,797 I mean, how we load the dishwasher 810 00:31:32,848 --> 00:31:34,632 or how we unload groceries 811 00:31:34,683 --> 00:31:36,217 or the toilet paper's got to be up 812 00:31:36,301 --> 00:31:37,835 instead of under 'cause you like up 813 00:31:37,886 --> 00:31:39,570 or the fact that there's no whole milk in the fridge, 814 00:31:39,638 --> 00:31:40,605 which is what I like. 815 00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:42,440 The wedding. 816 00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:44,175 I'm getting completely lost here. 817 00:31:44,226 --> 00:31:47,044 My ideas don't even exist. 818 00:31:50,716 --> 00:31:52,116 Okay. 819 00:31:52,184 --> 00:31:55,620 Well, thanks for telling me all that. 820 00:31:55,687 --> 00:31:59,073 You're welcome. 821 00:31:59,158 --> 00:32:01,025 I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say. 822 00:32:01,076 --> 00:32:02,894 Look, I did not mean it to come out like that. 823 00:32:02,961 --> 00:32:05,062 - But... - You want this back? 824 00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:06,464 No, I don't want the ring back. 825 00:32:06,532 --> 00:32:08,633 Then what the hell does "I can't marry a woman 826 00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,134 who won't let me make decisions" mean? 827 00:32:10,202 --> 00:32:11,252 I was upset, all right? 828 00:32:11,336 --> 00:32:12,420 I'm trying to be honest with you. 829 00:32:12,504 --> 00:32:13,971 I can't hold it any longer. 830 00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:15,072 You want to load the dishwasher? 831 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:16,090 It's not about the dishwasher. 832 00:32:16,175 --> 00:32:17,374 - What is it? - It's that you 833 00:32:17,426 --> 00:32:18,392 don't let me make any decisions. 834 00:32:18,477 --> 00:32:19,444 I don't let you 835 00:32:19,511 --> 00:32:20,445 or you just don't do it? 836 00:32:20,512 --> 00:32:22,046 You don't let me. 837 00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:23,481 You know what, if I didn't take the lead on things, 838 00:32:23,549 --> 00:32:24,582 nothing would get done. 839 00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:25,850 - Oh, really? - So you can call it 840 00:32:25,918 --> 00:32:27,318 whatever you want, call it being controlling, 841 00:32:27,385 --> 00:32:28,886 whatever... it's called being responsible. 842 00:32:28,937 --> 00:32:30,054 Something you never knew. 843 00:32:30,105 --> 00:32:31,055 'Cause you found me in a ditch. 844 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:32,490 I couldn't do anything. 845 00:32:32,558 --> 00:32:34,408 I couldn't show up to work or brush my teeth. 846 00:32:34,493 --> 00:32:35,660 Are you crazy? 847 00:32:35,727 --> 00:32:38,062 You couldn't compromise to save your life. 848 00:32:38,113 --> 00:32:39,497 - I compromise every day. - Really? 849 00:32:39,565 --> 00:32:40,832 When? 850 00:32:40,899 --> 00:32:42,450 You don't compromise. 851 00:32:42,534 --> 00:32:44,435 When were you gonna tell me about having three more kids? 852 00:32:44,503 --> 00:32:46,420 That was a workbook exercise, 853 00:32:46,505 --> 00:32:48,405 and, you know, I'm sorry that my vision for our family's 854 00:32:48,457 --> 00:32:49,740 so terrible. I owe you an apology. 855 00:32:49,792 --> 00:32:51,075 You're just gonna drop those three kids on my lap 856 00:32:51,126 --> 00:32:53,311 - like you did jabbar? - What are you... 857 00:32:53,378 --> 00:32:54,912 wow. 858 00:32:54,963 --> 00:32:57,949 I did not... I don't mean 859 00:32:58,016 --> 00:32:59,383 - that I regret... - Yeah, you know what, 860 00:32:59,434 --> 00:33:01,252 I'm hearing a lot of things you don't mean tonight. 861 00:33:01,303 --> 00:33:04,021 Like, you can't marry me. I don't compromise. 862 00:33:04,089 --> 00:33:05,473 I guess I should relax and enjoy 863 00:33:05,557 --> 00:33:08,059 your amazing stick figure plan for our family, huh? 864 00:33:08,126 --> 00:33:09,460 Should I do that? 865 00:33:09,528 --> 00:33:11,729 You are so ungrateful, it's ridiculous. 866 00:33:11,797 --> 00:33:14,131 Ungrateful? How dare you? 867 00:33:14,199 --> 00:33:15,116 Don't act like I haven't changed. 868 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,450 Don't you call me ungrateful! 869 00:33:16,535 --> 00:33:19,170 Yeah, you gave up your amazing single life for us. 870 00:33:19,238 --> 00:33:20,204 You want to have it all. 871 00:33:20,272 --> 00:33:21,372 You want me to plan everything 872 00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:22,490 and then you want to blame me for it. 873 00:33:22,574 --> 00:33:23,808 I can't talk to you. 874 00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:25,626 - Then don't. - Yeah, I'm not going to. 875 00:33:27,462 --> 00:33:28,629 [Sobs] 876 00:33:36,255 --> 00:33:38,956 I'm leaving you, baby 877 00:33:39,007 --> 00:33:42,760 I ain't coming back for you 878 00:33:42,828 --> 00:33:43,811 Go, man! 879 00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:49,896 880 00:33:58,944 --> 00:33:59,977 The '80s called. 881 00:34:00,028 --> 00:34:01,812 They want their leather suit back. 882 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,147 It's not a suit. 883 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:04,549 - That's a vest and pants. - It's almost a suit. 884 00:34:04,616 --> 00:34:07,552 A vest and pants is one piece away from a suit. 885 00:34:07,619 --> 00:34:13,619 886 00:34:18,330 --> 00:34:21,265 [Cheers and applause] 887 00:34:22,701 --> 00:34:23,885 Thank you very much. 888 00:34:25,971 --> 00:34:27,872 It's good to be back here on our home turf. 889 00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:31,342 [Cheers] 890 00:34:31,393 --> 00:34:32,843 I want to do a song 891 00:34:32,911 --> 00:34:34,645 that we haven't done in quite a while. 892 00:34:34,713 --> 00:34:38,583 In fact, I wrote this one with my ex-wife. 893 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:40,718 That's all I'm gonna say about that. 894 00:34:40,786 --> 00:34:42,853 - What is this? - It goes just like this. 895 00:34:42,921 --> 00:34:48,921 896 00:34:52,197 --> 00:34:55,199 little fingers 897 00:34:55,250 --> 00:34:58,669 little toes 898 00:34:58,737 --> 00:35:02,139 your forehead 899 00:35:02,207 --> 00:35:05,209 my nose 900 00:35:05,277 --> 00:35:08,062 I see you 901 00:35:08,146 --> 00:35:13,384 no matter how far away you are tonight 902 00:35:13,452 --> 00:35:17,104 903 00:35:17,189 --> 00:35:20,224 mm, it's all right 904 00:35:20,275 --> 00:35:25,229 905 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:26,464 Play it, man! 906 00:35:26,531 --> 00:35:32,531 907 00:35:41,613 --> 00:35:45,783 Okay, first of all, we're glad you're home. 908 00:35:45,851 --> 00:35:47,618 So happy. 909 00:35:47,686 --> 00:35:50,454 - Me too. - Mm-hmm. 910 00:35:50,522 --> 00:35:54,325 And we would like to talk about what's going on 911 00:35:54,393 --> 00:35:55,793 and where we go from here. 912 00:35:55,861 --> 00:35:58,462 Okay. 913 00:35:58,530 --> 00:36:04,101 - Okay. - When you go out with Alex, 914 00:36:04,169 --> 00:36:05,970 we need to know where you are at all times. 915 00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:09,774 There's no sneaking around. There's no mystery dating. 916 00:36:09,841 --> 00:36:11,375 And you're only allowed 917 00:36:11,443 --> 00:36:14,945 to go out with him twice a week. 918 00:36:15,013 --> 00:36:16,380 - Twice. - Fine. 919 00:36:16,448 --> 00:36:18,616 And your schoolwork has to come first as always. 920 00:36:18,684 --> 00:36:19,784 - Yeah. - It does. 921 00:36:19,851 --> 00:36:20,851 And when you do go out, 922 00:36:20,919 --> 00:36:21,986 we want to have a curfew. 923 00:36:22,054 --> 00:36:23,654 That's gonna be non-negotiable. 924 00:36:23,722 --> 00:36:24,789 Wouldn't want to negotiate. 925 00:36:24,856 --> 00:36:26,023 And we are not comfortable 926 00:36:26,091 --> 00:36:27,591 with you going to his apartment. 927 00:36:27,659 --> 00:36:28,693 - Not at all. - At all. 928 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,361 Okay, you're not allowed to go there. 929 00:36:30,429 --> 00:36:31,562 You can go to a movie or dinner 930 00:36:31,630 --> 00:36:32,930 - or you can spend time here. - I understand. 931 00:36:32,998 --> 00:36:34,398 - Those are your options. - Yeah. 932 00:36:34,466 --> 00:36:35,700 - Agreed? - Mm-hmm. 933 00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:36,934 - You get it? - Yeah. 934 00:36:37,002 --> 00:36:38,035 'Cause we love you 935 00:36:38,103 --> 00:36:39,103 and we want to trust you. 936 00:36:39,171 --> 00:36:41,272 - We do trust you. - We do. 937 00:36:41,339 --> 00:36:43,874 - Okay. - Okay? 938 00:36:43,942 --> 00:36:44,942 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 939 00:36:45,010 --> 00:36:46,110 Fair? [Exclaims] 940 00:36:47,829 --> 00:36:48,979 Welcome home, honey. 941 00:36:49,031 --> 00:36:50,981 Thank you. 942 00:36:59,465 --> 00:37:00,749 What do you mean? He invited us backstage. 943 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,949 Backstage. Cool. 944 00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:03,117 I mean, can't you just call him tomorrow... 945 00:37:03,169 --> 00:37:04,452 Have you ever been backstage before? 946 00:37:04,503 --> 00:37:05,787 And say, "that was so fun." 947 00:37:05,838 --> 00:37:07,088 Rock and roll. 948 00:37:07,139 --> 00:37:08,823 Whoops. Excuse me. 949 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:10,592 - Sorry, guys. - Oh, boy. 950 00:37:10,643 --> 00:37:11,977 Get in there, don't you have... 951 00:37:12,061 --> 00:37:13,294 you have the rapport with him. 952 00:37:13,346 --> 00:37:14,929 Go say hi. 953 00:37:14,981 --> 00:37:16,364 - Hey. - Hey, dad. 954 00:37:16,432 --> 00:37:17,682 - You made it. - Yeah. 955 00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:19,401 All right. 956 00:37:19,468 --> 00:37:20,968 Wow. Honey. 957 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:22,337 Hi. 958 00:37:22,405 --> 00:37:24,439 I mean, this guy grows like a weed, but you're... 959 00:37:24,507 --> 00:37:26,341 wow, you're beautiful. 960 00:37:26,409 --> 00:37:28,143 - Okay. - Jeez. 961 00:37:28,210 --> 00:37:29,344 Hey, Louie, Louie. 962 00:37:29,412 --> 00:37:31,146 These are my kids, drew and Amber. 963 00:37:31,213 --> 00:37:32,213 Nice to meet you. How'd you like the show? 964 00:37:32,281 --> 00:37:33,481 It was great. It was really good. 965 00:37:33,532 --> 00:37:35,200 This is Tara, our guitar player. 966 00:37:35,284 --> 00:37:36,685 My kids, man. 967 00:37:36,752 --> 00:37:38,837 - Nice to meet you. - This is MJ, my manager. 968 00:37:38,921 --> 00:37:40,321 - Remember? - Hey, drew. 969 00:37:40,389 --> 00:37:42,123 - It's nice to meet you. - Hi. How are you? 970 00:37:42,191 --> 00:37:43,625 I haven't seen you guys since you were babies. 971 00:37:43,693 --> 00:37:45,126 Yes. Neither has he. 972 00:37:45,177 --> 00:37:46,177 Oh, gosh, you can see the resemblance. 973 00:37:46,262 --> 00:37:48,363 I know, right? Wow. 974 00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:49,714 Say hi to your mom for me. 975 00:37:49,799 --> 00:37:50,965 Okay. 976 00:37:51,017 --> 00:37:53,000 Thanks for coming. Did you like it? 977 00:37:53,052 --> 00:37:54,669 - Yeah, it was great. - Well, I guess 978 00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:56,504 it's time to go, right? 'Cause it's, like, curfew time. 979 00:37:56,555 --> 00:37:58,673 - We still have time. - Yeah, no, I think 980 00:37:58,724 --> 00:37:59,674 - it's definitely time. - It's not even that late. 981 00:37:59,725 --> 00:38:01,059 You know how mom gets. 982 00:38:01,143 --> 00:38:02,110 I do. It's cool. It's cool. 983 00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:04,713 Next time, we'll do a shorter set. 984 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:05,980 Then we can hang. 985 00:38:06,048 --> 00:38:07,181 Or you come early, and we'll have 986 00:38:07,233 --> 00:38:08,283 - a little dim sum. - Yeah. 987 00:38:08,350 --> 00:38:09,484 I mean, I want you to come back. 988 00:38:09,535 --> 00:38:10,652 - I will. - Okay. 989 00:38:10,703 --> 00:38:12,420 Honey, I want you to come back too. 990 00:38:12,488 --> 00:38:14,422 Maybe some other year. 991 00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:16,524 Hey, thank you for being here tonight. 992 00:38:16,575 --> 00:38:18,192 It means a lot to me. 993 00:38:18,244 --> 00:38:21,796 Okay. 994 00:38:21,864 --> 00:38:24,031 All right. Bye, you guys. 995 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,767 You're not gonna say a word, 996 00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:28,103 you're not gonna make a move unless I tell you. 997 00:38:28,170 --> 00:38:29,204 You get that? 998 00:38:29,271 --> 00:38:33,475 There's nobody like the Duke. 999 00:38:33,542 --> 00:38:34,709 Nobody, dad. 1000 00:38:34,777 --> 00:38:36,044 Nobody. 1001 00:38:36,112 --> 00:38:37,245 Look at the guy. 1002 00:38:37,313 --> 00:38:39,147 He's got all the command. 1003 00:38:39,215 --> 00:38:40,615 He's got the posture. 1004 00:38:40,683 --> 00:38:43,551 It's impossible to believe that his given name was Marion. 1005 00:38:43,619 --> 00:38:45,653 - Dad, I... - Marion morrison. 1006 00:38:45,721 --> 00:38:47,105 I know, dad. Hey. 1007 00:38:47,189 --> 00:38:48,323 That guy was wearing? 1008 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:49,691 No, I'm not saying that I liked it, 1009 00:38:49,742 --> 00:38:50,775 but it was the entire thing that I liked. 1010 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:52,327 How was it? How was it? 1011 00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:54,162 It was amazing. 1012 00:38:54,230 --> 00:38:55,497 - It was fine. - So good. 1013 00:38:55,564 --> 00:38:57,098 - It was magnificent. - My God, you make it sound 1014 00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,666 like it's, like, Radiohead or something. 1015 00:38:58,734 --> 00:39:00,001 - It was not, you know... - Okay, well. 1016 00:39:00,069 --> 00:39:02,137 - It was very fun. - Did you go backstage? 1017 00:39:02,204 --> 00:39:03,738 Yes, we did. 1018 00:39:03,806 --> 00:39:05,540 There's a new bass player. His name's Louie. 1019 00:39:05,608 --> 00:39:08,443 He's unbelievable, and MJ said to say hi. 1020 00:39:08,511 --> 00:39:09,911 - Oh. - You should probably go write 1021 00:39:09,979 --> 00:39:11,012 about it in your diary. 1022 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,113 - Hey, hey. - You are very right. 1023 00:39:12,181 --> 00:39:14,682 I will see you guys later. 1024 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:17,018 Hey, thanks, mom. Good night. 1025 00:39:17,085 --> 00:39:18,953 Good night. Sure. 1026 00:39:19,021 --> 00:39:20,305 - Okay. - Night. 1027 00:39:20,389 --> 00:39:24,642 - Night. - Good night, you little cowboy 1028 00:39:24,727 --> 00:39:25,760 and cowgirl. 1029 00:39:25,828 --> 00:39:27,762 Yeah. 1030 00:39:29,665 --> 00:39:32,133 [Television chatter] 1031 00:39:40,476 --> 00:39:41,643 [Clears throat] 1032 00:39:41,710 --> 00:39:45,113 [Television chatter continues] 1033 00:39:45,181 --> 00:39:47,165 Your mother is not the only one who knows her way 1034 00:39:47,249 --> 00:39:49,116 around a pancake, okay? I've got some... 1035 00:39:49,168 --> 00:39:50,969 I've got some mad skills of my own here. 1036 00:39:51,053 --> 00:39:52,854 - Mom doesn't know... - Let's check this out now. 1037 00:39:52,922 --> 00:39:54,339 Now, that is a flapjack. 1038 00:39:54,423 --> 00:39:55,456 [Laughing] Flapjack. 1039 00:39:55,508 --> 00:39:56,791 What's going on with you? 1040 00:39:56,859 --> 00:39:58,693 Max, have you ever heard of a pancake sandwich? 1041 00:39:58,761 --> 00:40:00,195 A sandwich is with bread. 1042 00:40:00,262 --> 00:40:01,646 Not all sandwiches are with bread. 1043 00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:03,181 You're about to be very surprised, my boy. 1044 00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,033 All good sandwiches are with bread. 1045 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:06,634 If I try this, will I get stickers? 1046 00:40:06,702 --> 00:40:08,686 - Yes. - You'll get a trophy. 1047 00:40:08,771 --> 00:40:09,737 Take a big bite. 1048 00:40:09,805 --> 00:40:11,372 There we go. [Spits] 1049 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,241 Mmm. Good stuff. 1050 00:40:13,309 --> 00:40:15,810 Dad, Haddie's home. 1051 00:40:15,861 --> 00:40:17,979 That means I can play basketball with Alex. 1052 00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:20,481 Haddie, please call Alex and tell him to meet us at a park. 1053 00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:21,533 Hey, you know what, Max, I'll take you to the park. 1054 00:40:21,617 --> 00:40:22,851 Oh, my God. Okay. Right away. 1055 00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:25,520 No, Alex is a much better teacher. 1056 00:40:25,588 --> 00:40:27,455 I'm cooking myself some eggs, mom. 1057 00:40:27,523 --> 00:40:29,174 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am. 1058 00:40:29,258 --> 00:40:31,125 I learned how to do it on the food channel. 1059 00:40:31,177 --> 00:40:33,011 No, I'm gonna make myself eggs. 1060 00:40:33,095 --> 00:40:36,014 [Bowerbirds' northern lights] 1061 00:40:36,098 --> 00:40:38,333 1062 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,719 I don't need from you 1063 00:40:41,804 --> 00:40:44,856 a waterfall 1064 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:49,077 of careless praise 1065 00:40:49,144 --> 00:40:51,112 and I don't need 1066 00:40:51,179 --> 00:40:55,116 a trophy 1067 00:40:55,184 --> 00:41:01,122 for all the games I play 1068 00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:02,790 but all I want 1069 00:41:02,858 --> 00:41:06,694 is your eyes 1070 00:41:06,745 --> 00:41:10,882 1071 00:41:10,966 --> 00:41:15,303 in the morning as we wake 1072 00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:17,755 for a short while 1073 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:23,840 1074 00:41:31,987 --> 00:41:34,221 and I do need the wind 1075 00:41:34,273 --> 00:41:35,723 1076 00:41:35,774 --> 00:41:39,494 across my pale face 1077 00:41:39,561 --> 00:41:43,114 and I do need the fern 1078 00:41:43,198 --> 00:41:46,400 to unfurl in the spring 1079 00:41:46,452 --> 00:41:49,537 and I do need the grass 1080 00:41:49,588 --> 00:41:51,422 to sway 1081 00:41:51,507 --> 00:41:53,424 yes, I do need 1082 00:41:53,509 --> 00:41:57,929 to know my place 1083 00:41:58,013 --> 00:41:59,747 all I want 1084 00:41:59,815 --> 00:42:03,685 is your eyes 1085 00:42:03,752 --> 00:42:07,355 1086 00:42:07,422 --> 00:42:12,259 in the morning as we wake 1087 00:42:12,311 --> 00:42:15,000 for a short while 1088 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:20,800 Corrected by jabbberwock www.addic7ed.com 1089 00:42:20,850 --> 00:42:25,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 76663

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