All language subtitles for Parenthood s02e14 A House Divided.eng

- Of course, Will.
- ??

We're going to be going for
an extremely youth-oriented product.

And it is going to get radical.

Wait.

I got it, I got it.

When you regain our trust,
you can have your door back.

You guys have gone crazy.

If things are gonna
work out between us,

you got to make things right
with your folks.

I miss you.

When you tell a teenage girl
that she can't have something,

she's gonna want it even more.

I mean, you know that.
Right.

What's going on?

Can I stay here for a while?

How long a while?

College.

Hey, Maximo, look at this.

You remember this?

Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I do.

Your dad caught a trout
with this baby

on his first
camping experience.

You ready to catch
some fish, Max?

Not really.

Oh, come on,
just wait till we get out there.

It's gonna be fun.

Tell him it's gonna
be fun, Adam.

Max, it's gonna be fun.

Tell him more enthusiastically.

- It's gonna be fun, Max.
- Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

It's part of the whole

Braverman male-bonding
camping experience.

You know, we get to catch our...
Catch our dinner

and cook it on a fire

and sleep under the stars.

Huh? You ready to do
some bonding, Max?

- Uh-huh.

It's gonna be one
of the five best moments

of your life, grandson.
Yep.

You know, grandma's making

her waffles
with the chocolate chips,

so I'm gonna go inside.
All right, go ahead.

Listen, dad,
about the fishing...

I just want you
to understand, you know,

it's a long time for him
to be sitting down and waiting,

and Max likes things
to happen right away.

Oh, he's gonna be fine, son.
He's gonna be fine.

You and Kristina...
You worry too much.

Listen, dad, we just...

We just want you to have
a successful trip, okay?

So that's...

Why Kristina
put this together for you.

If you could
just give it a read.

Now, what the hell is this?

It's just a set
of, you know, guidelines

to help you and Max
have a successful trip.

Oh, now, I don't need
an instruction manual

to take my grandson camping
for one night, son.

Actually, you do.

- Huh.
- Okay?

Well, worry not, my son.

Worry I will, my father.

Oh, boy.
This is worse than I thought.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, it's scented.

Yeah.
[Laughing]

Oh, boy.

Oh! Julia.

Well, congratulations.

She's such a sweetheart

for throwing me
an engagement party,

but I have to admit,

she kind of scares me
a little bit.

- Oh, Julia scares you.
- Yeah.

I've never heard that before.

"Passed hors d'oeuvres,
formal dinner,

party games"?

Embossed invitation?

There's only gonna be,
like, five people there.

I mean, isn't this a bit much?

I mean, I'm appreciative
for her doing this for me,

but I'm fine with pizza.

I'm simple.
I don't need a big to-do.

You understand this party
isn't about you, right?

Yeah, it is.

It's the braver-women
inviting me into their tribe.

No, no, this...

This party's about Julia
proving something.

Proving what?

Well, that's not clear
just yet,

but believe me,
she's out to prove something.

Enough is enough, right?

It's been two days,
and I want her home.

This is ridiculous.
Yeah.

But we can't just drag
her home.

Why not?

'Cause she'll just leave again.

I'm sure your mom's having
one big party over there.

Kristina, come on, you know,

my mom's not
on Haddie's side here.

Oh, yes, she is.

She really is.

Look, Kristina,
I just...

I don't want to show up there

and make things worse
by forcing the issue.

That's all I'm saying.

Okay, well, she's 16.

She's our daughter,
and I want her home.

All right.
[Doorbell rings]

What's with the doorbell?

Come on in.

Uh, thanks, but we're, uh...

We're here to talk to Haddie,

privately,
if you wouldn't mind.

Sure, I'll get her.

- Thanks, mom.
- Thank you.

Awkward.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Can we talk to you?

Privately, outside?

Okay.

We want you to come home.

Well, you know my condition.

Haddie, come on,
we're your parents, okay?

We're not here to negotiate.
Absolutely not.

Well, I'm not gonna come home
until I can see Alex.

Haddie, I know
that you think you're an adult

and you can make up
your own mind about things.

But you're not.
You're 16.

And you live in our house.
Absolutely.

Well, not right now.
That's why I'm not there.

You're acting like a baby.

You're not gonna date Alex
acting like this.

This is ridiculous.

Dad?

Yeah?

Is this the way that you feel

after Alex went to talk to you?

I like Alex, okay?

I don't think

it's an appropriate relationship
for you,

and I think that staying here
is a stunt.

Why don't we have
a conversation

about what it is that makes
you uncomfortable about Alex?

We had a conversation

about what makes us
uncomfortable about Alex.

But we can get past it

if you just talk about it
and don't just...

You're 16 years old.
You're a junior in high school.

He's 19.
He lives in an apartment.

What about him being black?

That has nothing
to do with it, okay?

Please don't ever bring
that up again.

We're not racist, okay?

- Well, then...
- You're 16.

He's 19, okay?

I mean, I've heard this before.

He's an alcoholic,
and you're not an alcoholic.

Stop saying things
that are just wrong with him.

This is somebody
that I care about

that I want to be with.

[Sighs]

You want to be with him?

Yes.

More than you
want to be with us?

Yes.

There's nothing else to say.

I agree.

Excuse me.

[Door opens]

[Door slams]

Sync by mczolly corrected dny238
www.addic7ed.com

Performance... excellent.

Friendliness... great.

Productivity... excellent.

Timeliness... sporadic.

- Sporadic?
- What?

But I'm almost always on time.

Almost always
is not always on time.

Listen, Sarah, you're the one

who requested
a performance review,

which we don't normally do
for interns.

No, I know, but I need
a good performance review.

I'm trying
to get a raise here, you know.

Do you have any idea
how much Berkeley costs a year?

Yeah, it's like 25 grand
a year with room and board.

Okay, you know how much of that

I have saved
for Amber's college education?

Listen, Sarah, I had to fire

a quarter
of the workforce here.

I know, but...

Shouldn't those of us
who made the cut

be celebrated?

Too soon?
Yeah.

Listen, Sarah, even
if we could give you a raise,

which we can't,
I'm in bizarro-land

with this guy here, okay?

I mean, my plate is full enough

trying to keep boy blunder
from sinking the ship.

- What is he doing?
- I don't know.

What is he...
Oh, hey.

What is that?

Is that "rock on"?

This is "hang loose."
That's "rock on."

Oh.

[Jazz music playing]

[Exhales deeply]
Okay, you know what?

You and Adam and Crosby

can stay out drinking
till after midnight.

You know, have fun, 'cause the
girls are gonna be having fun...

- If we must.
- Here.

- Uh-huh.

Oh, gosh, this is
so important to me.

Clearly.
We still got two days, hon.

[Sighs] I just...
I want it to be awesome.

It will be, honey.

I know. I just...
I want them to leave and say,

"I can't believe I ever thought

that it was not gonna be fun
at Julia's."

I'm sure they don't think that.

I know.
I'm sure they don't.

And yet, they go
to mom and dad's,

and they go
to Adam and Kristina's,

and they don't come here.

Well, it's probably 'cause
we're kind of out of the way.

No, let's be honest.

They need to know
that it's fun here.

- It is fun here.
- It's fun here.

- It's tons of fun here.
- It is.

- You, me, a six-year-old.

I have hors d'oeuvres
for the living room

and then a sit-down dinner.
- You do.

And then I have party games.

Oh re...
Party games?

- Mm-hmm.
- You don't think that sounds

a little, uh...?
What?

Uh, just planned.

It won't feel planned.

It's gonna...
It's gonna flow nicely

and feel very natural and fun.
Yeah.

And a good party
needs structure.

- Mm.
- Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Kristina.
[Chuckles]

Hi.
Oh, hey.

Um, can I come in?

- Of course.
- Thank you.

I just, um...

I wanted to drop off
some clothes for Haddie.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

I'm sure she's borrowing
all of Amber's.

Good idea.
She'll be happy to see those.

Yeah. I also want to give you,
um, some money.

- Oh, no, no.
- I'm sure she's been eating you

out of house and home.
No.

- So just a couple bucks.
- No, I'm not taking it.

But could we talk

just for a minute?

Yeah, sure.

We're both on the same side
here, you know.

Right?

We both just want
what's best for Haddie.

- I know. I-I do.

We both do.
I'm just... I'm upset at her,

and I'm taking it out on you,
and I don't mean to.

I don't.
It's okay, really.

- Okay.
- Don't worry about it.

Thanks.

I just think that

you might be choosing
the wrong battle here.

Okay, Camille, I don't want
to get into this again.

Well, I just don't think it's
gonna do any good to tell Haddie

that she can't see Alex,
you know.

Oh, okay.

She's falling in love with him.

That's what's happening.

I mean, you can like it or not,

but you can't tell her
to not feel what she's feeling.

- Mm-hmm.

Camille, thank you
so much, okay?

But I've got it covered.

- Okay.
- Okay?

So please make sure
she gets those clothes and...

Your mother can be
so condescending.

I know how my mother
can be, Kristina.

Thank you.

I mean, whose side
is she on, you know?

It's like,
help us out here, Camille.

I don't think there are
any sides here, Kristina.

I think that my mother

is just trying to be supportive
of her granddaughter.

- Mm-hmm.
- And she knows Alex well

from working
at the soup kitchen,

so maybe she has
a valid point of view.

I know that she knows
Alex, okay?

But I know that he's
an alcoholic, okay?

And he's 19,
and he lives by himself.

Yeah, I know
he's an alcoholic too,

and I know he has
his own apartment.

We've been through
all this, okay?

We've been through our list
of pros and cons

on the list
that we made, you know.

I understand that.
What are you saying?

Maybe we made a mistake.

Okay, go on.

Go ahead.

I like him.

You like him?

- Yeah.
- That's great.

You spend ten minutes
with him at your office.

He comes by,
and now you like him.

This doesn't make
any sense to me.

Kristina, I don't want to have
an argument, okay?

I'm not having
an argument, okay?

I'm just saying,
he has integrity. He's polite.

He's smart. He's honest.
I like him.

That's amazing.
Maybe you guys can be pals.

Maybe you can be friends
and hang out...

Kristina.

I feel like we made
this decision,

and now we've just got
our heels dug in.

We're trying to save face,

and I think we're making
a mistake, okay?

You're wrong. I know
where this is headed, honey.

They're at two different stages
in their lives right now, okay?

She's gonna start spending
the night, okay?

She's gonna start
sleeping over there.

She's gonna start having sex
with him,

and we're gonna lose her
to this guy

that we don't even really know.

Gonna start having sex?

Kristina, you got
to wake up here, okay?

Exactly what you're afraid of
is what's gonna happen.

We're gonna lose her.

We just lost her
for three or four days

over at my parents' house.
Adam...

There's no telling
what's gonna happen

when she turns 18.
You're right.

We can lose her.

[Door slams]

Hey.

- Hi. Want one of these?
- Yeah.

I have one
that says "Adam."

Do you want that one?
Yeah, I do.

It's got my name on it.

She got off to school
okay this morning,

just so you know.

- I wasn't worried.
- All right.

How'd she seem?

Like a teenager.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- That's disturbing.
- I know.

Adam, don't worry, you know.

Think of how many times
I disappeared, I mean...

Well, don't think about that.
Yeah.

I don't want to think
about that.

Is there anything I can do?

I don't know.

Just don't make it
too comfortable for her.

Oh, God, no.

Got her sleeping
in a room with Amber.

No one can survive that.

[Laughs] Yeah.

[Sighs]

It's what we get

for raising strong,
independent girls.

So it's our fault?

Oh, yeah.

Should have crushed
their spirits

while we had the chance.

Ah, blew it.

We're bad parents.

[Sighs deeply]

- Here.
- Huh?

Oh, you don't have to do that.

I have a drawer
all cleared out for you.

It's cool.
Look, I got all this room.

Besides, now I can steal
your sweaters, like this one.

- I love that sweater.
- Me too.

So...

Obviously, having you here

is the happiest thing
that's ever happened to me

in my whole life,
but I'm just curious.

How long do you think
it's actually gonna be

till you go back?

I mean, until my parents
change their minds about Alex.

Okay.

And are you gonna be, like,
seeing Alex

during this time or...?

Well, he won't see me

until they do change
their minds, so...

So you're not talking
to your parents

for a guy
that won't talk to you.

I know.

Okay, it's not great.
Well...

[Gasps] Oh, no.

- Ew.
- Ew.

- It's so manipulative.
- It's so manipulative.

But it's also kind of sweet.

They're pretty cool.

I don't know, dad.

I don't think it's...
Ooh! Ah!

Ha ha ha.

This it?
No.

That's the last time I lend
my Coleman stove to anybody.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Oh...

The future Mrs. Braverman.

[Laughing]

So I hear you're taking
Max camping.

Yes, I am.

And Jabbar's gonna be next.

What about Sydney?

No, Sydney is a girl.

What?
Girls don't camp?

- No, honey, see
this is a male-bonding thing.

It's traditional.

This, like, goes back

to the original Braverman
hunter-gatherers.

That is sexist and absurd.

Yes, it is...
[Clears throat] Indeed.

- Well...
- [Laughs]

Luckily, we had a boy, so...

Okay, on that note,
I'm gonna leave now

and go teach my class.
Okay.

And I'm gonna leave
you cavemen to it.

[Grunting like an ape]

- Bye.
- Bye.

Well, I love a woman
that speaks her mind.

- Mm-hmm.
- Sonny, she is a keeper.

Well, thank you.

So, dad...

You're 100%
on this Max camping trip?

Oh, wait a minute.

You're not gonna lecture me

about this asperger's thing too,
are you?

- Well, have you seen Max
have a full-fledged meltdown?

How much worse
could it be than yours?

I didn't have tantrums.

Well, you were
a terror, Crosby.

No, you have me confused
with one of your other kids.

- Maybe it was Sarah.
- Uh-huh.

- Yeah.
- Listen, dad,

what I'm trying to tell you is

this is a totally
different ball game.

Excuse me, Cory?

Do you have a minute?
Uh...

Just really quick.

Um, I just wanted
to give you this.

It's an evaluation of me.

And... do you mind?

Please.

Um, I just wanted
to educate you about,

you know, who I am.

Okay.

And I guess what I'm here to do

is to ask you for a raise.

Let me just tell you, um...

I mean, I've been
an intern for a while,

and, um, also my daughter's
applying to college,

and it's really expensive.

I totally get
that you need to pay

for your daughter's education.

[Chuckling] Thank you.
Oh, my God, because...

But I don't think so.

You... no, so just
you don't think...

It's just not the right time.

When is the right time?

I honestly don't know.

Uh, okay.

Um, well...

It's just that, uh, you know,
I'm just an intern here,

and if I'm not gonna advance

or make any money, you know,
what am I doing here?

What are you doing here?

Oh, well,
I designed this shoe, see,

that clicked...
It didn't work.

But, um, I thought,
you know, I would try

this kind of design out
and, you know,

see if it... if I...
If it was a good fit.

Was it?

Yeah, I mean, you know,

it's not everything
I want, but, um...

Well, what do you want?

- In life?
- Yeah.

Well, I don't know.

I mean, I want to make money
doing something I love.

- You totally should.
- Yeah, I totally should.

But you can't just go doing,
you know, what you want to do.

Why not?

[Scoffs]
Well, I mean, I've tried that,

and I haven't... you know,
I haven't found the...

You know,
I haven't found it yet, so...

Okay. Okay.

But... so, okay.

But so it's not here
is what you're saying.

Maybe not.

[Car horn honks]

- Okay, Max, you ready?
- No.

I don't want to do this.
I'm not excited about it.

It's gonna be really exciting.

No, it's not
gonna be really exciting.

Yes, it is.

It's gonna be so much fun.

No, it's not.
It's not gonna be any fun.

- I promise you.
- Hey, hey!

Can I look for bugs now?

Okay, Max, you ready
for the camping trip?

- Yes, he is.
- Yeah.

- It's gonna be great.
- That-a-boy.

Hey, Kristina,
I want you to know something.

- What?
- I read the instruction manual

cover to cover.
Okay, good.

I am now in the know.

Okay, that's excellent.
What about his meals?

How are you planning
on dealing with meals?

The meals are gonna be
fish for dinner

and probably steak and eggs
for breakfast.

Yeah, no, the fish he won't do.

He won't do the fish,

and steak he will only do
really well done.

If it's pink,
he's not gonna eat it,

and the eggs...
They can only be cooked

in the orange frying pan
at home.

- Yeah.
- This was all on the...

Instruction manual.
Okay, well, see, Kristina,

let me tell you something.

When men go into the woods,
things happen.

We go into a survival mode.

We're gonna be just fine.

- Mm.
- Don't you worry.

[Cell phone rings]
That's the...

- Aw, man.
- Ugh.

- Hello?
- Hey, dad,

did you remember to bring
those bug books

that I gave you for Max

so he can have some time
to himself to read?

Hey, son,
let me tell you something.

What?

You and your wife are insane.

Well, do you have them or not?

- Yeah, I got the bug books.
- You do?

Hey, Max. All set
for your big adventure?

- Max, get up. Listen to me.
- Hi, Kristina.

- Hey, Camille.
- Hey, listen to me.

I want you
to have a good time, okay?

Because grandpa
never took me camping,

so appreciate it, okay?

Okay.
There we go.

Both: Pshew!

I don't want to go.
You go.

Come on, Max.
Come on.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Everything all right?
- Yeah.

- Need anything?
- Nope.

- Your brother misses you.
- Thanks for the clothes.

She okay?

[Horn honks] Okay.

Bye, buddy.

- Adios, amigos!
- Okay, have fun.

Just drive safely,
all right, pop?

[Tires squealing]

Oh, my God.

Oh, dear God.

Bye.

- Oh.
- Are you allright?

I don't know, honey.

Something just came over me.

I'm like...

Can you feel my forehead...

- Yeah.
- Just for a second?

Like, I'm...
It's all pain.

- Let's see.
- Like, right here.

Oh, yeah. Ooh, I don't want
to get too close,

'cause you've definitely
got a bad case

of "I don't want to go
to this party-itis."

A severe case.
Okay, you know what?

- What?
- I don't want to go.

I can't go there
and act like everything's okay.

Okay? Julia will understand.
It's fine.

Oh, yeah.
Come on, I mean, it's Julia.

I mean, she's the most
easygoing person in the world.

Honey, Haddie looked so happy.

Yeah.

[Cell phone rings]

Hold on.

- Who is that?
- Hey. Hello?

- Zeek?
- What's up?

Is Max okay?

- Yeah.
- Is it Julia?

The party's canceled, isn't it?

No, I get it, I think.

I bet the party's canceled.

I don't have to go.
Okay, all right.

No, it's not a problem.

I will be there
as soon as I can, okay?

All right, bye.
Who was that?

That was Cory from work.

He wants me to come
to the office immediately.

- It's Saturday. Why are you...
- Yeah, I know.

Because he says
he's figured it all out.

Figured what out?

Shoes.

Hey, Max, come here

and help me
set up the tent, will you?

And then we can go fishing.

You said
we could look for bugs.

Yeah, but I think
we should get the camp ready

while we still
have light here, grandson.

I want to look
for bugs now, though.

Well, Maximo, I could
really use your help over here.

Come on, now.
We're a team.

If we're a team, then how
about we look for bugs first,

then set up the tent?

Why can't we eat anything?

Because I'm sure
she'll be here any minute,

and then she gets to see...
We can't eat that?

How beautifully
it's all presented.

- What about that?
- Not getting anything yet.

Jules, can I get a little more?

- Yeah. Is it minty enough?
- It's delicious.

Did Crosby tell you about all
her food allergies and stuff?

- What?
- Dairy, nuts, shellfish.

Are you kidding?
I made...

Okay, I made crab cakes.
Lemons, limes.

That's everything.

That's dairy.
She's got something, I think.

[Laughing]

It's just so easy.

It's like shooting
fish in a barrel.

You're a bad, bad person.

It looks really good.
I can't wait to eat.

Yeah, it's delicious.
I don't deserve that.

Is it always like this?
Am I always that gullible?

It's just like...

Haddie's doing well,
you know, so don't worry.

I know it's crazy,
but she's doing great.

Thanks.
Thanks for, um,

you know, looking out for her.
Appreciate it.

- I've been there.
- Yeah.

You know, if I told you
how many times

this one here
ran away from home...

- Mom.
- You wouldn't believe it.

- Not this one.
- Not that one.

You managed somehow
to make me feel

like a really rotten mother,
you know?

Sorry.

Well, I don't really feel
like a rotten mother,

but sorry you felt like that.

I didn't mean you.
I was talking about me.

Mm.

Can we just talk about
something different, you know?

I'd kind of like to take
the night off

from thinking about my teenage
daughter and her problems.

Let's not talk
about any kids at all.

Absolutely.
This is carefree night.

[Doorbell rings]
This is ladies' night.

We're gonna have girls' night.

Let's make...
Hello, hello!

- Hi!
- Hey, ladies.

- There she is,
the bride-to-be!

Of course,
the lady of the hour.

Hello!

Hello.
Everyone looks gorgeous.

- Okay, so the bride-to-be
has to wear this!

Oh, wow.

- It's your party!
- I'll just put it...

Uh, I need a mirror
to put it on.

After you have a drink.

- And a drink.
- A drink.

- Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
- I made mojitos.

- And they're good.
- They are good, right?

Yeah.

We also have red wine,
white wine.

- Oh, I'm coming.
- Okay, do you want a mojito?

Hey.

Hey.
You wanted to talk to me?

I figured it out.

You figured what out...
Cold fusion?

[Pen clatters]

No.

I figured out what to do
with the company.

Oh, okay.
What, uh...

What's, uh... what's all this?

All right, check it out.
This is where we started.

One store on university Avenue

with one shoe...
One brilliant, brilliant design.

Yeah, I know, I was there.

I know you were, man.

I know you were.

And then we expanded.

Two stores, three stores yep.

Then we started selling
to chain stores.

Then there's
the online store, right?

The T&S Cross-trainer.
- Yeah.

The T&S Air Walker.

Yeah, well, you know,
we were diversifying

the product line at the time.

- And we wiped out, dude.
- It was a big seller.

Who cares?

We lost the magic.

Gimmicks, man...

Gimmicks, they're just...
Oh, I can't stand them.

When I bought my first pair
of T&S shoes,

I was like, "yes, this is me.

This is who I am."

And look at us now.

Look at what we've become...

Just gimmicks...

- Uh-huh.
[Wrapper crinkles]

- And clutter.
- Okay.

We totally lost our way, man.

Mmm.

[Wrapper crinkles]

Edible?

Okay, thank you.

In 1999, I bought my first pair

of T&S Surf-riders,

the best damn sandal
ever made, man.

Agreed.
That was a great shoe.

It was a great shoe.

One shoe...
One shoe, dude...

That is our mission.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, you know, Cory,

that's just not the way
this business

really works anymore.

Exactly.

It's what made T&S great.

It'll be what makes
it great again.

- Something to think about.
- I know.

By the time Jabbar
goes to college,

who knows how expensive
it'll be?

Oh, that's what
I'm dealing with right now.

I quit my job with Adam

because I make more in tips
at the bar.

It's not my dream,
but what are you gonna do?

Well, now you have time
to pursue your dream.

Oh, okay, mom.

- Okay.
- I'll do that between shifts.

I was thinking before dessert

and before we open
your presents,

we would play this game.

"Table topics...

Questions to start
great conversations."

So let's go to the table.

Wait, we're at the table,
and we have topics.

Yes, but we're done
with dinner,

and we're gonna go
to that table.

We're having a conversation.

And this is gonna be another
different, fun conversation.

Oh! A different,
fun one, okay.

Come on, let's go.
It will be fun.

- Oh, my goodness.
- "Table topics."

Can't wait.

Uh, hey, Jules, you know what?

I'm actually gonna head out.
I've... I'm...

- Oh, Kristina.
- I'm so tired.

I've had just
a really long week, and I'm...

I'm sorry.
You're missing dessert.

I know. Save me some.

Let her go.

[Whispering]
She has a lot on her mind.

I'm sorry.
What, Camille? I...

Did you say something?

'Cause I'm...

[Normal voice] I just said
you have a lot on your mind,

and if you want to go,
you should be able to go.

Thank you.

Dinner was delicious.

I'll see ya.

[Door opens, closes]

- No, you got to go
in that half-pipe.

You got to go in from the top.

[Doorbell rings]
Yeah, I saw the barrel.

If you go over...
Hit pause.

[Knock at door]
If you Ollie it,

you get extra points.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

I just got called
into the office.

It was a total ambush.
It was unbelievable.

But it was
pretty mind-blowing too,

because you remember
that boss that I have

who I think is an idiot,
but he...

You don't remember that guy?

Well, he's not an idiot.

I mean, he is, but he's not.

He's got all
these wacked-out charts

and mumbo jumbo drawn
all over his office walls.

It makes absolutely no sense
whatsoever

until, bam, it hits me
like a rainbow.

You know? You know
how you always think

the grass is greener,
but you get there, and it's not?

Well, he's right.
He's right.

- Hit you like a rainbow?
- Yeah, he's right.

The grass is greener when we get
back to basics at T&S, okay?

Although one shoe,
which is what he wants to do,

that's insane.

That in-sane...

One shoe.

But we do have to get
back to the core, you know,

of what T&S is,
you know what I'm saying?

Let me take a look
at your eyes.

Ow, God!

Double rainbow,
let me look at your eyes.

What are you doing to my face?

What have you consumed?
You're...

You're wasted, right?

No, I'm not.

Listen, you're...
Are you stoned?

Come on, please, Crosby.

Is it...
What is that?

Can I have that?
Hey! Where did you get this?

My boss gave it to me.

- Your boss gave you this?
- Yeah.

Your boss gave you a lollipop.

Yeah, it's tangerine.

- You see this?
- It's tangerine.

Joel, taste it.
It's tangerine.

I'm not gonna taste it.

Adam, do you know
what an edible is?

I know what
an Oedipal Complex is.

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

Joel got it.

You don't even...
You're...

Buddy, you're...

You're high.

Edible marijuana...
That's what this is.

This is medicinal marijuana,

and I don't think you...
He drugged me?

Yes.

Seriously,
he slipped me a Mickey?

I'm high.
You're high.

[Laughing]

Why am I the only one
that thinks

that this is
an accident waiting to happen?

You don't.

Adam doesn't.

Haddie definitely doesn't.

I just know in my gut, Camille,

that I'm right about this.

I just do.

I just...

[Crying]

And now you, grandson.

And every time I'm up here,
it's just so beautiful.

I wish that my life
had that kind of clarity.

When I got back from Vietnam,

my life was a mess.

I was a mess.

Your grandmother...
She hung in there, though.

She just loved me, and...

She wouldn't let me go.

I think she saved my life.

Have we done everything
we're supposed to do?

We haven't had
our hot chocolate yet.

You said if I wasn't
having a good time,

I could go home.

- You're not having a good time?
- No.

That's probably my fault.

I talk too much.

I just really want to go home.

Well, we got to finish
the marshmallows,

and we're gonna
count the stars.

I'm done with the marshmallows.

What about counting the stars?

I just want to go home!
Now!

I want to go home.
I want to go home.

- Hey, Max.
- I want to go home!

I want to go home!

I want to go home!
I want to go home!

- Max!
- I want to go home!

I want to go home!
I want to go home!

I want to go home!
I want to go home!

I want to go home!

What historical time period
would you love to live in?

That one's so boring.

Anything?
A step up. Let's...

We're back.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Got room for two more
in the game?

Hi. I'm so sorry
that I ruined your party.

I hope I didn't ruin it.

You didn't ruin
anything, girl. Sit down.

- Can I play?
- Have a seat!

We've been having fun.

Okay, here's
the next question. Ready?

If you could bring
one fashion accessory

to a desert island,
what would it be?

A phone to call somebody

to get me
off the desert island.

Why would you need

a fashion accessory
on a desert island?

- I don't know.
- I'd bring a six-pack.

I'm gonna do an eyelash curler.

See, eyelash curler.
Jasmine's playing the game.

An eyelash curler.

Uh, hey, ladies.
[Door closes]

Hey, the boys are here.

- Hey, uh...
- What are you doing here?

You can't be here.
I know we can't, but...

Well, babe.
What is happening?

- You okay?
- Hi.

Hi.

Oh, God, can you get them
out of here, please?

Is everything okay?

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

Honey, what's wrong?

Why are you...
Nothin'.

This is not supposed
to happen right now.

Everything is not all right.

- It's not all right?
- It's not.

I mean, everybody's fine...

- Okay.
- As in safe.

Just hold me.

- Honey, what's wrong?
- Just for a second.

- Are you okay?
- Is he okay?

- Ohh!
- He's fine.

He's beyond fine.

- Adam!
- I'm so confused.

Okay, that's for the guests
of the party.

[Mouth full]
I'm just hungry, Julia.

Sorry.

Honey, I'm scared.
Of what?

Of us just splitting
apart at the seams.

We've never disagreed
about anything like this before.

He... he's a little more
paranoid than normal.

- Yeah.
- Why?

[Whispering]
Because he's... he's baked.

'Cause I'm baked.

- You're stoned?
- [Laughing]

- I feel like I'm on grass.
- My boss drugged me.

- Huh?
- My boss drugged me.

- I'm not surprised.
- And I wanted to see you.

So then my friends
brought me here.

I mean, they're my brother
and my brother-in-law.

- That's so flattering.
- That's so sweet.

Julia, these are really good.

Oh, thank you.

Do you have any more?

- No, I don't.
- These are delish!

Come on, Julia!

Did you make them?
Yes.

You're a good cook.

- In the kitchen.
- Ah, the kitchen!

- Whoo!
- Awesome!

Hi.

Hi.
How's your party?

Fabulous.

- Ohh!
- Okay, no.

Oh, Adam, no,
that's not for you!

Oh!

You guys, these crab cakes
are orgasmic.

Thank you. I worked
really hard on those, but...

Hey, Tory...
Cory told me you quit.

Ugh. I... yeah.

I just want you to know
that I support

whatever you choose to do next,

'cause you are like
the great wandering Braverman,

and I love you, okay?

Thanks.

Who wants pizza?

Okay, why don't you guys
take Adam home

and order some pizza?

Because if you happened
to read the embossed invitation,

this is... this is
a female-only evening.

This event is girls only.
Julia, look at him.

Julia, I am never
leaving this kitchen.

I am hungry, and this
is the best food ever.

[David bowie's let's dance]

- Uh-oh! Braverman
favorite pastime!

It's time to open presents.

Oh, no!
Oh, Chippendales.

Oh, no, be my boyfriend,
mom, let's go.

This is so weird.

- Get it.
- Are you...

I'm not dancing.
Here you go.

You are so weird.

Who are you?

Princess Leia.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

My crotch is vibrating.

- Honey, it's your phone.
- Honey.

There's nothing vibrating here.

I got... I got it.

Ay, yi, yi.

Holy crap, it's dad.

I'm gonna answer this.
Honey, I should talk to him.

No, honey.
I've got it, I've got it.

I've got it, I'm okay.
I've got it.

Hey, can we turn down
the music?

It's dad.
It's probably about Max.

Hold on, hold on, okay.
[Ringing continues]

You shouldn't let him
answer it.

- I know I shouldn't.
- Hello.

Hey, Sonny.
Oh, boy, do we have a problem.

- What?
- Max wants to come home.

Well, what's the problem?

Well, look, kid,
I did everything

he wanted to do, all right?

I mean, we got here,
he wanted to look for bugs

before we pitched the tent...
I did that.

He wanted to have
the marshmallows

before we counted the stars...
I did that.

Come on, I've done everything
he wanted to do.

Yeah. Dad, you gave him
his paycheck

before he did his work.

You have to do it
the other way around.

Okay, don't tell me.

That's in Kristina's
instruction manual, isn't it?

Yeah. You have to read
that manual right now.

I want to talk to Max.
Cover to cover.

I told him that.
Yeah, sure.

Max, your dad
wants to talk to you.

There you go.

- Hey, Max.
- Uh-huh?

Hey, buddy, what's the problem?

- I-I just really
want to go home.

- [Whispers] Wants to go home.
- Oh, honey, then let him.

Let him.
I'll go pick him up.

Max, I tell you what.

If you want to come home,
you absolutely can.

But if you do,

you're gonna miss
something really special.

What?

In the morning

when the sun comes up
on the creek,

all the lacewings come out...

Hundreds of them, thousands.

And do you still have
that specimen jar with you,

the one that mom
packed for you?

- Yeah, I've got it.
- Okay.

Do you want to collect some,

put them in a jar,
and then bring them home?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Well, the decision is yours,

but I know I would really
like to see

a couple of those bad boys.

Okay, we can stay.

I'm so excited to see him.

[Horn honks] Hey!

- Hi, guys.
- Whoo-hoo. All right.

Max.
Hey.

Hi, buddy.

Look.
I caught 40 of 'em.

- Really? You did it.
- 40? Wow.

- All right.
- What are these called?

- Lacewings.
- Lacewings.

- Lacewings?
- Yes.

They're like
little grasshoppers.

No, no, they're
not like grasshoppers at all.

Okay, let's get you inside
and get you cleaned up.

No, I don't want
to get cleaned up.

- Max, they look great.
- Say thanks to grandpa.

Thanks, grandpa.
[Door opens, closes]

- Mm-hmm.

Well, grandpa?

[Laughs]

You did it.
You took Max camping.

Yeah, yeah, I sure did.

Had a few hiccups there.

- Mm-hmm.

Thanks for the assist.

That's what I'm here for.

Man...

I got a better idea of what
you and Kristina go through.

Yeah, well,

he can be a handful,
that's for sure.

That's why we sent
that instruction manual along.

Yeah.

Hope you guys had a good time.

He's a wonderful boy.

Hi.

Hi.

- Hey, Adam?
- Yeah?

Haddie's...

- Hey.
- Hey.

Uh, thanks for bringing
my clothes over.

Oh, you're welcome.

Uh, okay, well, I...

I feel really stupid
about telling you

that I choose Alex over you.

It's ridiculous.
I mean...

It's okay. It's fine.

I love you guys.

I miss you.

I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry

that I said some mean
and stupid things to you,

but also, you know,
you guys have to know

that you're wrong about Alex.

And I am not sorry
that I moved out,

and I want you to know

that I'm gonna stay
at grandma and grandpa's

officially.

[Mellow rock music]

Well, the young sportsman
is asleep.

Mm.

Mrs. Trussel,
look at this.

Well, well,
where did this come from?

Just one of my gifts
that I didn't get a chance

to open last night.

- Oh, boy.
- Mm-hmm.

Do you have any more
that you want to show me?

- Oh, yeah.
- Ooh, can I see?

Shall I do a little
lingerie fashion show for you?

Yes, please.

All right.
You ready?

Life is good.

Mmm! Mm-hmm.

I'm feeling it.

Mmm!
Delicious.

And how about this one?

Yeah, that color
makes your whatever pop.

[Laughing]

All right.

Hey.

Hey, honey.

You okay?

You know, my mom...

ran away with my dad
when she was 16.

Yeah, I forget
she was that young.

He made her so miserable
every single day of her life.

Haddie is not gonna run off

and get married to Alex.

You don't know that, honey.

You should see
how she looks at him.

You have no idea.

Kristina, we're not
gonna lose our daughter.

Okay?

I just don't know what to do.

I don't know
what to do right now.

Neither do I.

All I know
is I miss our little girl,

and I want her to come home.

Me too.

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