All language subtitles for Parenthood s02e10 Happy Thanksgiving.eng

- Listen, principal taylor
asked me

To come here
and spice it up,

And that's what I'm trying
to do.

- You don't like
how I'm directing the play,

Crosby, that's fine.

You spice it up
however you like.

- Have you met
uncle adam's boss?

Her boyfriend or whatever?

- He's actually okay.

- Think they're, like,
having sex?

- We've got a problem.
- Gordon wants me

To fire seven people
so we don't go under.

- What did you say
to my art teacher?

- I went to your little
portuguese pound cake

And I told him to stay away
from what's mine.

- All this time in therapy,

You haven't changed.

You haven't changed a bit.

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- Dear god.

- Ah, there's my girl.

Happy thanksgiving.

- Thanks.
This is quite the battle zone.

- Yeah, thank you so much
for being my sous chef today.

- Well, I didn't have
much of a choice.

- That's not true.

I could have had
anybody help me.

I had a lot of offers.

- Yeah, now you're
just buttering me up.

- No, it's because you know
what you're doing

And you're good under pressure
and, most importantly of all,

You do what I say.

- There it is.

- It's gonna be fun.

I promise.

Okay, so now let's go
over the plan.

This is--this is just
the food assignments.

Here is the oven schedule.

- There's an oven schedule?
- Absolutely.

We only have one oven.
So you have to have a schedule.

So, okay,
the turkey just went in.

It comes out at 11:00.

Then the squash goes in
and the sweet potatoes.

- Renee, I am so excited
you're joining us.

You have not lived
until you've experienced

A braverman thanksgiving.

- Well, thank you
for inviting me, crosby.

- Is it gonna be fun?

- It's gonna be the best time

You ever had in your life.

We're gonna eat
till we almost throw up,

And then we're gonna get
on the football field

And smash into each other.

- Jabbar, we might not be there
for the game.

- That's not true.
- Ma, come on.

- Honey, we might not--
we might not still be there.

- No, you have to be there
for the football game.

- Oh, whoa, you made pie?

- You sound
like that's a bad thing.

Don't tell me
you don't like pie.

- I like pie.

It's just my mom made a list,

And I think you were supposed
to make stuffing.

- I know.
I saw the list.

There's the stuffing.
Here's pie.

- But, um, here's the thing,

My sister was officially
on pie duty per the list.

And she gets a little intense
during thanksgiving.

- Crosby, it's thanksgiving.
This is our family tradition.

We always have sweet potato pie
and mincemeat.

Is that a problem?
- That is not a problem.

The more pies, the merrier.

Okay.

- Snoopy coming down
the street.

- Oh, and woodstock, I see,
is not far behind.

- Okay.

- Mommy, we can't hear!

- Sorry, sweetheart,
it's just one more minute.

- It's huge.

- I can't believe he has, like--
- oh, come on.

- It's--it's a balloon though.
- Yeah.

- It's so high.

Mommy, look. It's snoopy.

- That's awesome, sweetheart.
Lemon juice.

- Not even looking.
- Lemon juice. Lemon juice.

I'm looking sweetheart.
- I'm hungry.

- I know, sweetheart.

Can you give me a second here
'cause I--

oh, sydney!

- Oh, boy.
- I didn't mean to.

- No, you just--
- it's not my fault.

- You can't distract me
when I'm working.

That was my rum raisin.

- I didn't mean to.
- Okay. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

- Uh, you know,
we still got the apple.

- Mom's gonna kill me.

I'm gonna...
- Okay.

- Okay. You guys go, okay?
I got this.

- Yep.
- Let's go, sweetheart.

- Ah, the holidays.
Let's go. Come on.

- Hey, adam,
thanks for coming in

On thanksgiving.

There's something I wanted
to talk to you about.

- Yeah, what's going on,
gordon?

- Um...

I've decided
to sell the company.

- Okay, listen, gordon, I know
that things have been rough

And you've been thinking
about selling the company for--

- It's sold. Last night.

- All right.

So you just talked to these guys
and then you just...

Sold the company
in one night?

- Obviously not.

It closed last night.
- Right. Right.

Because this has been
in the works for months.

That's why you had me fire
those seven people

To make the company
more attractive for a sale.

- It's my company.
- Yeah, it is your company.

And, you know what, I've been
working here for 15 years--

For over 15 years.

And even though I don't
have a stake in the company,

Which, you know what,
my mistake years ago,

But I would think
that I would at least

Be in the loop on something
like this.

- Well, that's not how
it worked out.

- Did you tell anybody else?
- No.

- Tell sarah?
- Nobody.

It's totally confidential
until the deal's announced.

I didn't want it to get out
on the street

And have you find out
from somebody else.

I wanted you to hear it
from me.

I figured that I at least
owed you that.

And I also didn't
want it to be, you know,

Awkward later.

- Later?
- At dinner.

- Uh, what dinner?
My family's dinner?

- Thanksgiving.

Sarah invited me over
for than--

Yeah. Sarah invited me over
for thanksgiving.

She told me she was going
to tell you.

- No, she didn't tell me.
I didn't know about that.

- Well, I was invited.

- So, uh, if that's it...

- Listen, I'm really hoping
that we can still be friends.

- Hey, gordon,
I would really appreciate it

If you wouldn't come
to my family's

Thanksgiving dinner.

- Well, your family's
expecting me.

- Well, Monday morning,

I'm gonna have to come here
and face our staff

And let them know
the company's been sold,

'cause I know you're not
gonna handle that.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- So I would like
to have my holiday

With my family.

Happy thanksgiving.

-
may god bless
and keep you always

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- Honey, I don't--
I'm sorry.

I don't know what to say.

Just--this is--
we're gonna be fine.

We're gonna be fine.
It's just--

- You know what...
- Why would he do that?

I am not gonna let this
ruin our day.

- That's right.

- And we are gonna have
a happy thanksgiving.

- Yes, we are.
- Mom, dad, look. Look.

Haddie helped me make
a spreadsheet for all the--

For the thanksgiving
football stuff.

Look.
- Hey.

- Hey.
- The turkey bowl.

Now we're talking.
- That's right.

- ...Passes and runs.

- That's very cool, max.

And that's very nice
of your sister to help you.

- Very, very nice.
- No big deal.

Do you need help cooking
or cutting this cantaloupe?

- Yeah. You want to help me?
- Yeah. What?

- Nothing, you just seem
like you're

In a really good mood
these days.

Makes me happy.

- Very nice.

- Is it just because
I'm cutting cantaloupe

On thanksgiving?

- Well, that and five days
of no sarcasm.

- You know what,
don't jinx it. She's helping.

- I just can't think
of anything.

- This is unprecedented here.
- All right.

Let's check out these stats.

- Your taste buds
just aren't developed yet.

- Happy thanksgiving.
- Hi, happy thanksgiving.

- Happy thanksgiving.

- It already smells
sooo good.

- Whoa.
No, no, no. Uh-uh.

- Sweetie, will you pass me
that herb mixture?

Never mind, I got it.
- Yuck. Gross.

- Where's dad?
- Um, in the barn.

Avoiding helping out.

- I wanted
to ask you guys something.

Um, you know, my friend gordon
didn't have anything to do

For thanksgiving so I said
it would probably be okay

If he came to ours.

That's okay?

- Sure.
- Mom. Come on.

- No, no, uh,

I'll just, uh, adjust
the seating arrangement.

We'll squeeze him in, right?
You like him.

- Oh, love him.
What a sweetheart.

I'd marry him myself
if I could.

- He's really looking forward
to meeting you.

- I don't know.

It's just kind of weird.
It's uncle adam's boss.

- He's a nice guy.
He's my boss too.

- Still weird.
- I know. Um...

- Yeah, well, I'll just make,
um, I'll just make

Another place card.

- Thanks.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I just had to get out
of the kitchen.

It's crazy.
- Oh, yeah.

The hens are clucking,
huh?

Here, you can pump
this football up.

There's the pump.
Have at it.

-
how's about a cup

- Hey, uh, drew,

Can I, uh,
can I ask you something?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

It's, uh, it's kind of like, uh,
man to man, you know?

It's gotta be confidential.

But I need you to be
very honest.

- Yeah, I will.
- Okay.

Let's say that you had
a girlfriend.

- I don't.
But yeah.

- It's hypothetical.
- Okay.

- Let's say that you had
a girlfriend

And the girlfriend
cheated on you.

But, uh, you found out
about it.

And you were mad.
- Yeah.

- But you figured out a way
to work through it,

You know, where you could stay
together.

- Mm-hmm.
- You with me so far?

- Yeah.

- Anyway, she wants
to take an art class.

Your girlfriend.
- Okay.

- And she wants to take it from
the guy she cheated with.

Okay?
- Okay.

- So what would you do?

Would you swallow your pride?

I mean, just let it go?

Or would you go talk
to the...Guy...Man to man?

- I think you should talk
to him. Definitely.

- Right.
- Yeah.

I mean, you don't him
seducing her

With his bad hotel art.

- Right.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- You know, I thought
that's why you were out here.

Avoiding grandma, right?

- Voila.

- Stand back. Oh!
- Whoo-hoo.

- Hey, hey.

- She's been looking forward
to this part.

- Teenager with a blowtorch.
It's a great idea.

- Hey-o! A-team's here.
- Happy thanksgiving.

- Oh, somebody's in a suit.

- So where is that outspoken
husband of yours?

- Zeek? He's out in the barn
getting drunk as usual.

- He's not.
That's a joke.

Um, mom,
renee made stuffing.

Uh, which was on the list.

And then also made some--
a couple pies.

- Sweet potato.
Mincemeat.

It's like
our family tradition.

- So we have one
of everything.

- Yay. Okay.

So I hope you have
another apron.

Here, honey.

- Um, no.
These are our only aprons today.

- Well, there's no way
I'm just gonna stand around

And watch so, uh...

- No, you're gonna go
in the next room and relax.

Look, apron's coming off.

Everything's
pretty much done.

- She won't let anybody help.

- You're sure?
- Let's go see the garden, mom.

- No, I mean, it's pretty
spectacular.

You do want to see it.

- Grandma! Grandma, we're here!
Are the m&m's out yet?

There they are.
There they are.

- Hey.
- Happy thanksgiving.

- Happy thanksgiving.
- Hey.

- Happy thanksgiving.

You look beautiful.
- Hi.

- Hello.
- No, you're cracked.

We can't seat adam and gordon
next to each other

Because they will bore
everyone

With their talk of,
you know, work and me.

- I don't want to be sitting
across from joel

Because he thinks
I stole the play from him.

- Move joel. Put renee here.
You and jasmine down on the end.

- I want renee to have
a good time.

I can't sit her
with surly teenagers.

- We need more--
- ooh. Kristina.

- Oh, she could sit anywhere.
- We use her as a buffer.

She's switzerland.

- Yeah, can we clone her

And sit her next
to all the difficult people?

- Wow,
what are you guys doing?

- We need to clone her.
- Oh, nothing.

- Nothing.
- Oh, place card police.

You guys are busted.
I'm going to tell mom.

- Just making sure everyone's
name's spelled right.

- Does that say gordon?
- This? Yes.

Oh, I forgot to tell you,
gordon's coming to thanksgiving.

- Yeah, sarah, I don't think
he's coming.

- No, no, I invited him
last night.

I just forgot to tell you.
Sorry.

- And I spoke with him
more recently and I...

Asked him not to come.

- Oh, adam,
why would you do that?

- Things have been really
intense at work

And I don't want to spend
my thanksgiving with the guy.

- It's not your thanksgiving.

It's just, you know,
he's my date.

Can't you put that--
- god, here we go.

- What are you looking at?
- Hey, check it out.

It's a porsche panamera s.
Are you seeing this, guys?

- Hmm. In a porsche.
I don't know who that could be.

- Well, it's not my porsche.
- It's not?

- No.
- I wonder whose it is.

- Boy, this is a tough one.

I don't know if I'm supposed
to be hoping

It is him or not him.

- My mother can be tough.

But flattery
will get you everywhere.

Tell her you like
her green bean casserole

And you'll be in.

- Got it.

- Hey, what happened
with adam?

He told me this morning
you weren't coming.

I was worried.
- It's no big deal.

I'm here, right.
- Yes, you are.

Look at you.
You're here.

- All right, but, you know,

It's nice to sarah
to not be alone

For once on the holidays.

You got to think
about that, right?

- Yeah, I know that.

But there's a lot of stuff
going on at work

I don't really want
to talk about.

And now, I just don't
want him here.

Hey, I got this for you.

- You got me sparkling cider?
- Yeah.

You guys are still
trying to have a baby, right?

- Yes, thank you.

- It's not a braverman
thanksgiving

Without a little wine.

Gonna be a red wine
if you didn't have any.

- Thank you, I hope.
- More scotch.

Your brother's an idiot.

- Cut the guy some slack,
would you?

He's just trying to impress
his future brother-in-law.

- And, actually, I think
this is about the quest

For the kindergarten play.

It's kind of a battle royale.

- Really?
- The kindergarten play.

- You have a little tiff
with cros?

- Yeah, baby thinks that
crosby's stolen it from him.

- Oh, drama. Baby thinks
that crosby stolen it from him.

- Thank you, honey.

That didn't make me
sound petty at all.

- Tell you what, you guys
can settle this

On the football field,
all right? Haddie, come here!

It's time for us to come up

With some
of those trick plays.

- Statue of liberty play.

- I'm gonna make a round.
I'm gonna make a round.

- Boy, daddy's little tomboy
has just grown up so fast.

- All right, save it
for the theater, sondheim.

- Hey, would you slow down?

You're not even listening
to me.

- No, I am listening, crosby,
I mean, good god.

Thank you.

I gotta tell you,
I love you.

You're my son.

And I would give you my kidney
if I could.

But you're not carving
the thanksgiving turkey.

- Do you know what I'm dealing
with right now?

Renee thinks I'm some
irresponsible kid.

And I--listen, dad, I gotta be
the man of the house.

- Well, so get your own house.

- Wait, hey,
what is the big deal?

- I'm sorry, what?

- What's the big deal?

- Son, a man has
a certain relationship

With his thanksgiving bird.

Okay, I don't know
what to call it exactly.

And plus I paid
for the damn thing,

So I'm carving it.

- Whoa, hey, hey, dad,
I will reimburse you

For the special relationship
you have with your bird.

What are they, like,
$0.80 a pound or something?

- Are you serious?

- How deep are you
into this bird?

- Oh, gosh,
you don't have to do that.

Really? I mean, you really
want to do it?

- I know it's stupid,
but I--yeah.

- All right.
You can carve my bird.

- For real?
- Yeah.

- Thank you. Oh.

And, um, renee's gonna want
to hear some kind of a prayer

Before dinner starts.

Something religious
or old testament.

I don't know. Something.

Just a heads up.

-
what if the weather...

- You two are slaving away
in here.

- Yeah.
- It's getting close now.

- Need help with anything?
- No.

- No, I think we're okay.
- All right.

I'm just going to pop this in
for a little bit.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where do you think you're going?

- It needs to start heating
so we can--

- No, no. I've been told
about you.

There's an oven schedule,
my friend.

- Yeah,
there's an oven schedule.

- Okay, so I'm on it for later.
- Yeah, we'll squeeze you in.

- Can I have a squeezer?
- No, sweetie.

It's almost time to eat.

- But max is having them.

- I don't want you
to ruin your appetite, okay?

- Mommy, I'm hungry.

And why can't I have one
if max is having one?

- It doesn't matter
what max is doing.

- It's not fair.
I want a squeezer.

- You're welcome, sweetie.

Gotta choose
your battles, right?

- Mm-hmm.

-
what sort of smile
do you use

- I know. Just say hi
really quick.

Um, gordon, hey,
I just wanted you to...

- Hey.
- This is drew.

- Drew, how's it going?
- Nice to meet you.

- All right,
pleasure to meet you too.

What's going on?
How's school?

- Um, it's fine.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- You, uh, you playing ball?

- No, just school.
- You did though.

You played baseball.
Hey, oh, look.

It's mom's meatballs.
- They are meatballs.

- Well, I gotta--
gotta go find grandpa.

- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good to see you.

You look gorgeous.
- Nice to see you.

Oh, thanks.
Your hair looks good.

So...I know what happened
with the company.

- I--yeah, I would imagine
you would.

- I just hope that you made
the right decision.

- I-I think I did.

- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

- He just wants to change--
- excuse me for one second.

Hey, max, can you please
remember to share?

- No. I don't like sharing.
- Max.

- It's not fun.
- Share with the younger kids.

- No, I'm not sharing.
- Sorry.

- Gentlemen, ladies, I've been
asked to invite you in.

- What is this I hear
about you carving up

The thanksgiving day turkey?

What's up?
- Yeah? What about it?

- Well, that's my job.

- Technically,
I think it's dad's job.

- Yes. Well, in the event
that the patriarch

Can't perform
his carving duty,

I'm pretty sure
that falls to the eldest son,

Which would be me.

- Mm-hmm.
Thanks for the hierarchy lesson.

- It's, like, law.

- If we were having this dinner
in the 1300s,

Yeah, that would probably
make sense.

- You're messing
with the universe.

- Crosby taking over something.
That is shocking.

- Yeah.
- Crosby.

Oh, come on, goose, I asked you
to call everybody together.

- Yeah, I'm trying, okay?
They're not listening.

- Have you seen your dad?
Can't find him anywhere.

- She asked you to call
everybody to dinner.

Would you do that, please?

You are such a disappointment
to her.

- You put me
in a bad position.

- Seriously, I don't know
why you're her favorite.

- Hey.
- Still avoiding grandma?

- was that a yes?

- Well, I'd like to use
your computer

'cause I gotta find
a prayer.

Is that okay?
- Yeah.

So who are you avoiding?
- What do you mean?

- Everybody's downstairs
having fun and here you are

Mr. Solitary.

- I don't know.
It's just mom with that guy.

- Gordon?
- Yeah.

Don't you think it's weird?
- I don't know.

He seems like a nice guy.

I mean, you want your mom
to be happy, don't you?

- I don't know. She barely even
told us he was coming.

And now he's here
and it's all about, you know,

She brought some guy with her--
I don't know.

It's thanksgiving, you know.

It's supposed to be
about family,

Not who she's dating.

- Hmm.

Does this have anything
to do with your dad?

- I don't know. Maybe.

- Gosh, drew, you know,
your dad, seth,

He gets a bad rap around
this house a lot, you know.

And I--I'm the worst offender.

I'm--I'm sorry, you know?
I owe you an apology.

It's just not right.
- It's okay.

- No, it's not okay.
He's your father.

And you have a right
to miss him

And you have a right
to love him.

There's no shame in that.

You know, grandson,
let me tell you something,

You are an extraordinary
young man.

There's a depth to you
that's just truly remarkable

For someone of your age.

I'm there for you
if you need me, you know.

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Okay.

I can still do that,
can't I?

- Go for it.

- Your call has been forwarded

To an automatic voice message
system.

- Yeah, uh, seth,
zeek braverman here.

Listen, uh,
you're not there,

So I'm gonna leave
a message.

You know, last time
you and I talked,

Uh, didn't go so well,

And we don't have
the greatest history together,

So, uh, I'm gonna ask you
for a favor.

You need
to call your son, seth.

He misses you.
And it's thanksgiving, you know?

So please,
would you give him a call?

Thanks.

- toast.

- Yeah. Can I have your
attention for just a second?

- What are you doing?
What are you doing?

- I'm going to say a prayer.
- Saying a prayer?

- Yeah. I thought we'd say
a prayer.

- Seriously?
- That's a good idea.

- Could everybody please stand
and let's say a prayer here?

- Come on, this is nice.
- Thanksgiving. Come on.

We're gonna say a prayer.
Julia, stand up.

- Hold hands with me.
- Why are we standing?

- I don't know.
- Why are we standing?

- Okay, here we go.

- Hey, uh, uh, well,
dear father,

I know we don't talk much,
but it's a special day.

I am a grateful, grateful man

For my lovely wife camille.

I thank you for this food.

And please bless the hands
that prepared it.

And I want to thank you
for this wonderful,

Beautiful family,

And incredibly beautiful
children,

And a wonderful grandkids,

And the new people here today
that--that we accept

Into our home
and into our hearts.

And again, thank you
for your love,

And protection, and guidance.

Please watch over my son,
crosby,

So he doesn't mangle
my $200 butterball turkey.

It's zeek braverman.
Over and out. Thank you. Amen.

Amen.

- Hold on a second.
I want to go left.

- I was wondering,
why this year?

It seems too soon.

No, no, no, no.

- Sorry, we...

- Oh, man,
that's going through like...

- Oh, my goodness!

- Hey, gordo,
tell me something,

Now what happened
to that clicker shoe idea?

- Come on, dad,
can we please?

- It was a great idea though.

I mean, it's not dead,
is it?

- It was a great idea.
Terrific idea.

But like many great ideas,
sometimes--

- You know what,
it's just--it didn't test well,

So we had to shelve it.

And I just--you know,
it's thanksgiving.

Can we not talk
about work?

- Not about work, adam.
This is about sarah.

- Dad, let's not talk
about sarah.

- Hey, um,
where's the golden turkey?

- Oh, thank you. Mom, mom,
where's the golden turkey?

- What's that?

- It's the mvp award
for the best player

In the football game.

- Yeah,
who's the reigning champ?

- It's haddie two years
in a row.

She got 87%
of the first-place votes.

- My little secret weapon.
Right there. Secret weapon.

- Not a secret
if everybody knows it.

- wasn't me.

- Not mine.
- Excuse me one second.

I just have to take this call.
I apologize.

Just--it's important.
- That's okay. It's work.

- Sorry. Food's delicious.
- Money never sleeps.

You got to buy low
and sell high.

Why don't you return that shirt
from the matador

You stole it from?

- It's a really important
phone call

From the hair gel
trade association.

- Can everyone, um,
be more thankful

For...Each other?

- I'm so thankful
that he got a phone call.

- Sarah, honey,
he's a lot better

Than some of those doozies

You used to bring around.

- Tell me about it.
- Right?

- Sorry, the bravermans,

We like to weigh in,
you know.

- Just remind me
not to leave the table.

- Remember that stripper
that crosby brought one holiday?

- She was not a stripper.
She was a massage therapist.

- Oh, that's right.
- A healer. She was a healer.

- She was an exotic massage
therapist.

- oh, no.

- Is he just getting
another call?

- Whose is that? Crosby?

- I'm sorry. It's dad.
It's dad.

Hey, yeah.

- It's delicious.

I don't know what goes
into making a mincemeat pie,

But this is absolutely fabulous.
Delicious, camille.

- Actually, renee made
the mincemeat pie.

And the sweet potato too.
- This is sweet potato?

I thought it was pumpkin.
- It's really good.

- You know, I want to try
some of your rum raisin.

It's got booze in it,
yeah?

- Oh, cros, it does,
but don't--don't do that.

Spare yourself.
It's a disaster.

- No, it's not, julia.

I got some.
It's very good, honey.

- Well, rum raisin is really
a very ambitious choice.

You know, I'm amazed
that you even attempted it.

- Yeah. Oh, amber, hey,
dad wants to talk to you.

- Okay, well, you can tell him
I'll call him back.

- Amber.
- He just wants to say hi.

- I said that
I'd call him back, okay?

- Hey, yeah, she doesn't want
to talk right now.

- Mommy, can I have oreos?
- No, sweetie, not now.

- But max is having them.
- Well, max--

Just--let's not worry
about what max is doing.

- Why can't I have oreos?

- Sweetie,
because I said no

And because we worked
really hard making these pies.

- Julia...
- Mom, leave me alone, please.

Just--syd, if you want dessert,
you're having pie, okay?

That's all.
Just--you understand that?

- Um, I am going to go too.

- Whoa, whoa,
where are you going?

- Yeah, where are you going?

- I'm going down
to the food bank.

I'm volunteering.
- Did you know about this?

- I didn't know about this.
- It's not a big deal.

It's fine.
- What about the football game?

The secret weapon.
- It's fine.

I'm just going to miss it
this year.

I mean, I'm going
to help charity.

And amber's not even playing.

- Hey, come on,
I've been at it

Since 5:00 in the morning.

Don't you think
I deserve a break?

- Okay, hold on a second.

You are not leaving the family
thanksgiving dinner.

- Actually, you know,

Thanksgiving
is the busiest day of the year

At the food bank.

- You know, we're not just
going to get up

In the middle
of thanksgiving dinner

And give you a ride
into oakland, okay?

- I didn't ask you to.

I'm taking the bus
and it leaves in seven minutes.

- You have a bus schedule?
- Okay. Okay.

All right, you know what,
you're doing a good thing.

Fine. Go. Whatever.
- You sure?

- Yeah.

- Okay, honey, call me
as soon as you're done.

You're not taking
the bus home late.

- Okay.
- Be careful.

- I'm gonna miss you.
Gosh darn it.

- I think that'll be my cue
as well.

I, um, told a friend
I would stop by for dessert

On the way home.

- Well, you know, the football
really is the best part.

- You know, I promised a friend
I'd stop in.

- Look, the man wants to go,
let him go.

- Hey, gordo, I mean,
you're not intimidated

By what may take place
on the old gridiron are you?

- All right, dad, come on.

- I played a little football
back in the day.

St. Mark's lions. Class of '83.
Outside linebacker.

- Really? 'cause I didn't know
that you played football.

- You never asked.

- You don't look
like a linebacker.

- How would you know?
- I've played a little football.

- Okay, so I'm liking this.

Why don't we take this out
to the field itself

And then, uh, have some fun.

I'm liking this.

- Oh, she's over there.

- She's over playing, yeah.

- What else?
What did he say?

Where is he?
- I don't know, mom.

He's on tour.
He's on the road.

- Well, at least he remembered
a holiday, huh?

- Yeah.
- And what else?

- Just the same as usual,
mom, I don't know.

I mean...
- Well, what do you mean?

What's usual?
- Are you trying to get me to--

I don't know what you're trying
to get me to say.

- I'm not trying
to get you to do anything.

- I didn't tell him
about gordon or anything

If that's what you're trying
to imply.

- It's not what I'm trying
to imply.

I haven't talked to him
in a while

And--I'm glad he called,
okay?

- Yeah. Me too.
- I'm glad he called.

Come on, let's play.

- Little braverman 101,
sister-in-law to sister-in-law:

They take this game
really, really seriously.

- Make sure you stretch out.
- We are.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
- Stretch it out.

Okay? Limber up.
- I'm stretching.

They are committed
and they're crazy, okay?

- I can see that.

- Now, the kids like
to run around and have fun.

Zeek is completely off limits.

You cannot touch him.
He's neutral, okay?

Everybody else is fair game.
You take them down.

Take them down. Okay?
- Right on.

- And we keep score.
- I would hope so.

- Okay, I will take
jasmine and jabbar.

- Whoo!
- Yay!

- Why?
'cause they're black?

- Uh, no, dad, because
jasmine's a dancer

And she's athletic.

And because jabbar's
a super fine stud.

Am I right?

- I got the young buck
and the lovely julia.

Let's bring it.

- All right.
- All right. The young buck.

- Let's get it on!

Turkey! Thanksgiving!
Rum raisin!

- Go, go, go, go, go!

- G. Gordon liddy.

Behind.

Go, go, go, go, go!

- Ah!
- Oh!

- Touchdown!

- Oh!
- Wha!

- Aha-ha!
- Jasmine's our man! Yes!

- Einstein,
she's on the other team.

- Go.
- Hey, hey, hey.

- I got no ball.
- Oh, the fake out.

- Get her. Get her. Get her.

- All right, right here.
- Touch football.

- Are you allowed to play
on your cycle?

- That's funny.
- Go.

- Whoa, whoa,
where are you going?

Which way are you going?
Ah.

'cause you have shoes on.
That's it.

- Yeah, maybe you stop
dressing like a hobbit...

- That's nice of your mother
to loan you

That nice sweatpants suit.

- Forgot the ball
back there, son.

- If you need your mommy,
you're a commie.

Here we go.

- You all right?
You getting tired?

- Ha ha ha.

- Alka-seltzer, gin fizz,

I got to take a whiz.

Ha ha ha.

- Oh!
- Aah!

- No, no, no.
I got him.

- Yeah.

- You lost something
over there, pal.

Who's your jock?
- Watch him. Watch him.

He's going deep.
He's going deep.

- Go!
- Ho!

- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!

- Whoa.

- Hey, hey, listen,

I got a stepladder
at home in my garage

If you need it.

- Little separation.

- Guys, it's 35 to 35.

This is the last play
of the game.

Guys, it's 35 to 35.

- 35-35.
We got to stop them here.

- Yeah, I want the ball.

- Guys, also--also,

If you don't score,
it's a tie.

- Yeah, thanks, max.
Appreciate it.

- Well, we don't care
about tying, right?

- No, we don't.
- Jasmine over here.

Cross, go to the end zone,
okay?

- I'll wind up over there.
- Okay, what about me?

- All right, decoy.
- What about me?

- A decoy for his decoy.

Listen, sonny, I'm gonna
toss it high.

So you go up and get it.
- Good. All right.

- Break!
- Hike!

- Big win.
- Team up. Every team on three.

1, 2, 3.

- Blue banana.
Poopy diaper.

Mao tse tung. Go!

- Whoo!

- It's going to adam!
It's going to adam!

- Go, go, go, go!

- Get off me.

- Out! Out of bounds!
- That was a catch.

- Stepped out.

- You know what,
it was at least a do-over

Because crosby was doing
a little holding.

- Do-over?
- It's a catch. Touchdown.

- You guys.
- This is a turkey bowl.

- You making the rules now?
- Adam.

Hey, hey, you guys.
You guys, come on.

- It's a turkey bowl.
You're calling penalties?

- Easy, easy, easy.
It's just a game.

- It doesn't matter.
I don't care.

- That's a big surprise

'cause you don't care
about anything, do you?

You don't care
about this game.

He doesn't care
about our family.

- Oh, my god.

- Doesn't care
about thanksgiving.

He sold the company, sarah,
last night!

- Why wouldn't you tell
anybody?

- I didn't want
to worry anybody

Because these types of deals
fall apart all the time.

- Not even adam?
Not even me?

- Are you worried
about your job?

'cause I can get you 100 more
just like it in a heartbeat.

- I work for my brother.

He helped me.

- I know he did.

- I just feel like
you could have been better.

- The truth is is that this

Is something I have
thought about for a while.

It's--it's business,

And it's something
that I needed to do,

And your brother, he's always
gonna land on his feet.

- We'll...Miss you.

- Well, I want
to talk to you about that.

I care about you, okay?

And I need to go away
for a little while.

I need to rethink things
and travel

And figure out
what's next for me,

But I really do want us
to stay connected.

I thought maybe you
could meet me on the road

And we could continue
to spend time together.

- I--I can't do that.

- I understand.

Thank you for, uh, having me
to your home on thanksgiving.

I had a great time.

See you later.

- Hi.

- Hey, you hungry again?
I'll make you a plate.

There's a lot
of good stuff left.

- No, I just came
to apologize for earlier.

I--you know, with sydney.

I don't know. I just shouldn't
be taking it out on all of you.

- Well, don't worry about it.

The holidays are nothing
if not stressful.

- I was so looking forward
to having this day with her

Without my cell phone
and everything,

And I just--I blew it,
'cause my mind

Was on those stupid pies,

Trying to get them perfect,

Which I obviously did not do.

- The pies were fine.

- Look at your face.

- I certainly didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.

- I know, you never do,

But you set the bar
pretty high.

Just--I know you think
I spoil her.

But, you know,
when you work all day,

You come home, you want things
to be just good and happy,

And have it be right.

I want to have it be all...

You know?

- Julia,

My beautiful girl.

I love you so much.

And I admire you so much.

You're an amazing mom.

So stop beating yourself up,
okay?

Okay?

Okay?
- Okay.

- That's pretty good.

- How's your dad doing?

- Uh, he's fine, I guess.

- Wow, wasn't that something,
that happened out there today?

- Yeah, I know.

- Two guys going at it?
Jeez.

- Well,
I think, well, yeah,

I think uncle adam
could have taken him. Do you?

- Yeah.

Well, if he couldn't,
I would have.

- Would have been
fun to watch.

- I loved every minute
of it myself.

- I liked it.

There's something
about fights.

They're just fun to watch.

- Oh, yeah.
Fun to be in.

Go ahead.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

- Really?
- Yep.

If you tell your mother,
you're dead.

- Promise I won't.

- Yeah.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Huh?

- Nothing like it.

- That'll put hair
on your chest.

- It's really bad.
Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Ugh. Look at this.

How you doing?

Oh...I don't even
know where to start.

- Well, you shouldn't
have to start.

I mean, you did
everything else, right?

- Ugh. Unfortunately,
it doesn't work that way.

- Well, we should
make it work that way.

You do everything around here.

You know, little things
and big things and...

I don't know, I never see you
get thanked, so, anyway,

You know, from me to you,

Thanks for everything.

I appreciate it.

- Thank you.

- And, you know,
for what it's worth,

I know that pop
really appreciates it too.

Um, I know he doesn't really
articulate it,

You know, well, or...
I don't know.

It just seems to me like
he's emotionally incapable.

But, you know,
I can tell that he really cares.

So, anyway,
you know, why don't you...

Take this and just,
I don't know,

Go do whatever you want,
you know?

Take a break.
Get out of here.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Somebody else will do this.

You deserve it.

- You know what?

I'm gonna take you up on that.

- That was amazing.

- Yeah, well, I couldn't
have done it without you.

Thanks for coming.

- Thank you, but I'm sure
you would have been fine.

Thank you for having me.

I mean...
best thanksgiving.

Stupid thing to say, but...

- Well, thanks for coming.

Uh, are your parents
cool with you being here?

You know,
it is thanksgiving.

- Yeah. Um, I mean,
I had dinner with them at home,

So...
It's fine.

- Okay.

- Oh.

- Good night.

- Right.
Good night.

-
that bridge is on fire

- Can I have another piece
of pie when we get home?

- Oh, max, honey,
you've already had two.

That's enough.

- So?
Do you remember last year?

Do you remember last year

When I ate
that whole chocolate cake?

- And what happened?
You got sick.

- No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.

- We'll see.
Okay, we'll see.

- Good night.

- Yeah, good night.
Oh, my god.

Good night.

Uh, hey.

- Hi.

- You didn't call me
or text me.

- Who is that?

Kid? Man?

- Um, he--grandma
introduced me to him.

- He's really--
- his name's alex.

- Alex.

- All right, should we go?

- Yep.

- Don't you want to say
"I told you so"?

- Nope.

- I had no way of knowing,
you know?

He's...Feels pretty confident
that you're gonna keep your job.

- Yeah, I know.

Well, that's a good thing,
right?

- Yup.

- Look at these brown nosers.

What are you guys,
gunning for a promotion?

- Yes, I'm running
for president of thanksgiving.

- Why don't you grab a towel?

- Okay. You want me to tackle
this, uh, disaster?

Hey, that was a pretty
eventful thanksgiving, huh?

Lot of fireworks.

- Oh, yeah.

Adam taking on
his boss mano-a-mano,

You breaking up
with your boss,

And young julia making
the world's worst pie.

- Worst pie ever.
- It was the worst.

- And crosby, well, actually,

I kind of sailed effortlessly
through this thanksgiving

With my future in-laws
and my real family,

And I'm still getting married.
- How do you do it?

- And I carved that turkey
like a samurai.

- Very humble too.

- Yeah. You know what would
make this clean up really cool?

- What?

- A little music.

- Who's gonna start the dishes?

- Gonna take you way back,
okay?

- Why don't you
start the dishes?

- I'll start the dishes.
In a minute.

- Yes. Yes. What is that?

- Somebody's
temperature's rising.

Where's fever?

- What?
Who's the party pooper?

Let's go. Come on.
- Fever!

- Oh!

It's a slow roll,
but when he breaks it out, oh!

- Hey, millie,
can I ask you a question here?

How much longer
are you gonna be mad at me?

- I'm trying so hard
not to be.

- At least
we did something right, huh?

- Yeah.

- Sprinkler.

- Uh-oh.

-
you down with o.P.P.?

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