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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,057 --> 00:00:08,657 Jackie: Previously on "Nurse Jackie"... 2 00:00:08,692 --> 00:00:10,760 Today we welcome back Dr. Roman 3 00:00:10,794 --> 00:00:12,561 from her three-month probation. 4 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:15,031 And the award goes to? 5 00:00:15,065 --> 00:00:16,265 Me. 6 00:00:16,299 --> 00:00:18,034 I gave a scholarship to my alma mater. 7 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:21,137 Kind of at a place in my life where I want to feel more fulfilled. 8 00:00:22,472 --> 00:00:23,939 It's a lot lighter than I expected. 9 00:00:23,974 --> 00:00:25,274 I'll make it up to you tomorrow. 10 00:00:25,308 --> 00:00:27,343 All right. Counting on it. 11 00:00:27,377 --> 00:00:29,578 (Snorting) 12 00:00:31,048 --> 00:00:33,482 Antoinette: Keep going to meetings. 13 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:35,551 Work the steps. You got a sponsor. 14 00:00:35,585 --> 00:00:37,787 I'm not very good with authority. 15 00:00:37,821 --> 00:00:41,223 Okay, I am very good with people who are not good with authority. 16 00:00:42,859 --> 00:00:45,728 Listen up, people. Con Ed is working on the power grid. 17 00:00:45,762 --> 00:00:47,229 What's up with these generators not kicking in? 18 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,532 - (Generators power up) - (Machine beeps) 19 00:00:49,566 --> 00:00:50,499 I'll look into it. 20 00:00:50,534 --> 00:00:53,502 Hey, Alexa. Towel, please. 21 00:00:53,537 --> 00:00:55,805 Alexa doesn't work here anymore. 22 00:00:55,839 --> 00:00:58,841 - What? - She got busted for selling drugs. 23 00:00:58,875 --> 00:01:00,776 How fucked up is that? 24 00:01:06,016 --> 00:01:09,885 (Theme music playing) 25 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:30,974 --> 00:01:34,343 (Man vocalizing) 27 00:02:00,570 --> 00:02:03,939 Frank: Honey, I am still waiting for one good reason 28 00:02:03,974 --> 00:02:05,708 I can't take you out tonight. 29 00:02:05,742 --> 00:02:07,710 Don't we do fun things when we stay in? 30 00:02:07,744 --> 00:02:10,713 Fun? Some of them are downright indecent. 31 00:02:10,747 --> 00:02:12,047 - Hmm hmm hmm. - (Knocking) 32 00:02:12,082 --> 00:02:14,483 Oh, all right. That's Kevin and the girls. 33 00:02:14,518 --> 00:02:16,685 Will you do me a favor? Would you hop in the shower? 34 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,255 What, are we teenagers and Mom and Dad are coming home? 35 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:23,459 - Hi. - Mommy. 36 00:02:23,493 --> 00:02:25,661 - Kevin: Hey, hey, we made it. - Mommy, Mommy, pick me up. 37 00:02:25,695 --> 00:02:27,630 Oh, I don't know, sweetie. You're kind of big for that. 38 00:02:27,664 --> 00:02:30,566 - Pick me up, please. - Sweetie. Whoops, okay. 39 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,969 - How you doing up there? - God, Fi, how old are you? 40 00:02:34,004 --> 00:02:35,571 Not a good question to ask a lady. 41 00:02:35,605 --> 00:02:37,039 Don't let us kill your morning. 42 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,341 - We'll just pick it up and go. - Oh, yes. 43 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:42,044 - Sweetie, just a minute. - You forgot? Seriously? 44 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,146 Your birth certificate? No, it's right here. I remembered. 45 00:02:44,181 --> 00:02:46,148 - You getting your learner's permit? - Passport. 46 00:02:46,183 --> 00:02:50,085 My friend Mandy's parents own this perfume company in Provence. 47 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,922 I'm going to intern in the lab this summer. 48 00:02:52,956 --> 00:02:55,191 This is not for your learner's permit? 49 00:02:55,225 --> 00:02:57,526 I thought she told you. 50 00:02:59,496 --> 00:03:02,331 - Pick me up. - Can we just do this and go? Jesus. 51 00:03:02,365 --> 00:03:03,933 - Pick me up. - Where are you planning on staying? 52 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:06,368 - Pick me up. - They have this, like, huge villa. 53 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:07,536 Grace, I don't even know these people. 54 00:03:07,571 --> 00:03:09,605 It'll be fine. Stop. 55 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,074 Fi, stop it. You are too big for this. Stop it. 56 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,010 Sweetie, I'm sorry. 57 00:03:17,214 --> 00:03:19,148 France is not a done deal. 58 00:03:19,182 --> 00:03:22,117 Oh, no, I am going. 59 00:03:22,152 --> 00:03:24,386 No, not until your father and I discuss it. 60 00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:27,523 Tell you what. Come by the bar tonight. You, too, Frank. 61 00:03:27,557 --> 00:03:30,192 We can't. We're going out. 62 00:03:30,227 --> 00:03:33,429 - I'll call you, okay? - Okay. 63 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,297 Fi, sweetie, I'm sorry. Can I have a hug? 64 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:42,004 I'll talk to you later. 65 00:03:45,275 --> 00:03:47,309 (Exhales) 66 00:03:47,344 --> 00:03:49,378 Okay. 67 00:03:49,412 --> 00:03:50,913 But I'm gonna hold you to that. 68 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:52,681 There were witnesses. 69 00:03:52,716 --> 00:03:54,216 All right, where are we going? 70 00:03:54,251 --> 00:03:56,752 It's a secret. 71 00:03:56,786 --> 00:03:58,821 I hate secrets. 72 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:07,997 (Door closes) 73 00:04:08,898 --> 00:04:11,033 (Cabinet opens) 74 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:14,169 (Tin rattles) 75 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,341 (Pills rattle) 76 00:04:19,376 --> 00:04:21,844 (Sighs) 77 00:04:46,569 --> 00:04:49,772 Quick. You. Quick. 78 00:04:56,313 --> 00:04:58,380 (Engine revving) 79 00:05:03,987 --> 00:05:06,922 Gloria, you bought a penis car? 80 00:05:06,956 --> 00:05:08,357 I didn't buy a penis car. 81 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,327 I won a penis car in a poker game last night. 82 00:05:11,361 --> 00:05:12,828 '65, huh? 83 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:14,596 Look at that. It's in mint condition, too. 84 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,465 Exactly what the guy with the three kings said 85 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:18,367 when he put his pink slip in the pot. 86 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,135 Seems I have a poker face. 87 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:21,570 Not today. 88 00:05:22,972 --> 00:05:26,208 Some people will do anything for attention. 89 00:05:28,812 --> 00:05:30,479 What? 90 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:36,218 Do you... okay. 91 00:05:37,987 --> 00:05:41,423 His name is Maksym Gabor. 67, unresponsive. 92 00:05:41,458 --> 00:05:44,159 - Prep trauma. - BP is 100 over 50. 93 00:05:44,194 --> 00:05:46,562 Struck by a Zipcar while riding a Citi Bike. 94 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,664 Who didn't see that one coming? 95 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,134 (Knocks) 96 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,405 I'm a little busy, Dr. Roman. 97 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,742 I'm sorry, Dr. Roman? Brr, dude. 98 00:06:09,018 --> 00:06:11,520 Do you have any idea what kind of women troll those sites? 99 00:06:11,554 --> 00:06:13,422 I'll let you know. 100 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,763 (P.A. cutting out) Dr... oman... auma. 101 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,965 I think they need you in trauma. 102 00:06:22,999 --> 00:06:25,100 Whatever. 103 00:06:33,743 --> 00:06:35,644 Okay. 104 00:06:37,747 --> 00:06:39,815 Yeah, I'm sure it sucks to get arrested, 105 00:06:39,849 --> 00:06:41,750 but I'll tell you what, it's pretty sucky over here, too. 106 00:06:41,785 --> 00:06:43,085 I am totally out. 107 00:06:43,119 --> 00:06:46,155 Don't say it. 108 00:06:46,189 --> 00:06:48,824 Totally out of sandwiches. 109 00:06:48,858 --> 00:06:52,027 I mean, how lame is it a nurse can't get a free lunch at work? 110 00:06:52,061 --> 00:06:54,663 I don't steal sandwiches from work. 111 00:06:54,697 --> 00:06:57,433 Is that some kind of fucked-up personal code? 112 00:06:57,467 --> 00:07:00,102 It's a too-fucking-smart- to-get-caught code. 113 00:07:00,136 --> 00:07:02,504 Fucking asshole. 114 00:07:02,539 --> 00:07:04,773 (Sighs) 115 00:07:08,478 --> 00:07:11,079 I really don't need your help. 116 00:07:11,114 --> 00:07:13,816 - Favorite movie... "Goodfellas"? - It's a classic. 117 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,919 And a red flag that you're a mouth-breather and all the fun that brings. 118 00:07:16,953 --> 00:07:18,887 (Keyboard clicking) 119 00:07:18,922 --> 00:07:22,391 - "The Notebook"? - Put your sensitive self out there, Coop. 120 00:07:22,425 --> 00:07:24,193 Trust the experience of a middle-aged man 121 00:07:24,227 --> 00:07:26,228 who recently found his soul mate online. 122 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:28,497 Really? A new boyfriend? 123 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:29,765 What happened with you and mime? 124 00:07:29,799 --> 00:07:32,768 We never talked. 125 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:34,536 What do you think of the picture? 126 00:07:34,571 --> 00:07:35,871 - It's too... - Yes. 127 00:07:35,905 --> 00:07:37,906 What? It's friendly and dignified. 128 00:07:37,941 --> 00:07:40,108 You're selling sensitivity, not reverse mortgages. 129 00:07:40,143 --> 00:07:42,711 We'll take another. Favorite book? 130 00:07:42,745 --> 00:07:45,380 - Definitely "The Shining." - Perfect. 131 00:07:45,415 --> 00:07:47,583 "Catcher in the Rye." 132 00:07:53,490 --> 00:07:55,424 More light, please, nurse. 133 00:07:58,595 --> 00:08:00,329 - (People exclaim) - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 134 00:08:00,363 --> 00:08:01,964 Keep your eyes closed. Eyes closed. 135 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:04,500 Very sorry about this. 136 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:12,541 Zoey here's gonna clean you up and discharge you. 137 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,043 And, again, my apologies. 138 00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:21,116 - (P.A. squeals) - Mrs. Ak... would you please re... 139 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:23,685 (Static) 140 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,256 Attention. Ak... repor... to ER. 141 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:29,157 Fuck! 142 00:08:29,192 --> 00:08:31,360 The P.A.'s broken. We can't hear you. 143 00:08:31,394 --> 00:08:33,529 - Okay, I said... - Akalitus is in the chapel. 144 00:08:33,563 --> 00:08:34,796 Thought you said you couldn't hear me. 145 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:38,066 Kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it? 146 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,342 (Heart monitor beeping) 147 00:08:49,012 --> 00:08:51,313 Mr. Gabor? 148 00:08:51,347 --> 00:08:53,882 Squeeze my hand if a doctor 149 00:08:53,917 --> 00:08:56,218 has diagnosed you with anything. 150 00:08:56,252 --> 00:08:58,387 Sophia. 151 00:08:58,421 --> 00:09:00,289 Yes, your wife is on her way. 152 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:02,958 Sophia. 153 00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:06,962 Can I talk to you for a second, please? 154 00:09:06,996 --> 00:09:09,565 From the surge after the brownout. 155 00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:11,300 Lucky we didn't lose this place. 156 00:09:11,334 --> 00:09:12,868 We are losing it. 157 00:09:12,902 --> 00:09:14,770 Piece by piece, we're losing it. 158 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,538 The P.A. system is down again. 159 00:09:16,573 --> 00:09:18,540 I just broke a lightbulb over a patient. 160 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:20,375 Like I was christening a ship. 161 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:23,679 Bulbs break. P.A. systems cost. 162 00:09:23,713 --> 00:09:25,781 The brownout was an act of God. 163 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,283 Or Con Ed. They're pretty much the same. 164 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,886 Do you know how tired I am of bringing all this shit to you? 165 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,688 Back at ya. We make do. 166 00:09:32,722 --> 00:09:34,556 Oh, okay. 167 00:09:34,591 --> 00:09:38,093 So what, I'm supposed to bring in my own duct tape, baling wire? 168 00:09:38,127 --> 00:09:39,928 What's next, my own syringes? 169 00:09:39,963 --> 00:09:41,430 Tone, Dr. Prentiss. 170 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,265 Yeah, that's the word, all right. 171 00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:45,500 Tone. 172 00:09:45,535 --> 00:09:47,769 And the tone that you set is what? 173 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,237 Defeat? 174 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,875 Excuse me. 175 00:09:59,315 --> 00:10:01,516 Dr. Cooper wants you to call bay two's 176 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:03,852 asthma prescription to her local pharmacy. 177 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:09,858 Can you dial this for me? 178 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,999 Anything else? Dinner reservations? 179 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,067 Uh, no. No, I'm good. 180 00:10:19,102 --> 00:10:22,204 (Buttons clicking) 181 00:10:27,076 --> 00:10:31,046 Hello, this is Dr. Carrie Roman. 182 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,115 My DEA number? 183 00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:34,383 Are you ready? 184 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:39,554 AR-602-718-8. 185 00:10:42,025 --> 00:10:43,992 Tonight, let's get you out. 186 00:10:44,027 --> 00:10:45,961 Forget all about work. 187 00:10:45,995 --> 00:10:48,330 Forget? 188 00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:50,932 Now you sound like Akalitus. 189 00:10:53,202 --> 00:10:55,404 (Sighs) 190 00:10:56,606 --> 00:10:58,306 Men, huh? 191 00:10:59,509 --> 00:11:02,110 Look at me. I get to say that now. 192 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,048 All we do is have sex or talk about work. 193 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,549 What is that? 194 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,551 It's a relationship, Zoey. 195 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,586 I want to get him out. 196 00:11:11,621 --> 00:11:13,555 Do something we don't do every night, 197 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,691 which is nothing. Oh, my God! 198 00:11:15,725 --> 00:11:17,426 Let's go to dinner tonight. 199 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,061 I can't. Frank is taking me out. 200 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,328 We can double. 201 00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:22,130 No. I don't even know where we're going. 202 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:25,000 - It's a surprise. - Seriously? 203 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,802 You're so lucky. 204 00:11:26,836 --> 00:11:29,905 Yeah, I lead a charmed life. 205 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,047 Want to take a ride in my car? 206 00:11:39,082 --> 00:11:41,616 Um, kind of working. 207 00:11:48,858 --> 00:11:52,260 Ike Prentiss gave me a ration of shit for not stepping up. 208 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,796 Stepping up about what? The P.A.? 209 00:11:54,831 --> 00:11:57,432 The P.A., everything. 210 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,634 Hell of it is, he may be right. 211 00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:03,071 Jackie, have I gotten complacent 212 00:12:03,106 --> 00:12:05,207 and not noticed it? 213 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,275 You're doing the best you can with what you got. 214 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,010 I mean, what more can you do? 215 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:13,448 Thanks for that. 216 00:12:15,752 --> 00:12:17,552 You've been so clearheaded. 217 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,098 (Touch tones beeping) 218 00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:34,503 Hi, yes, this is Dr. Carrie Roman. 219 00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:36,338 I'm calling in an Oxycontin prescription 220 00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:38,373 for my patient to pick up. 221 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,310 Yes, my DEA number... 222 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:50,185 AR-602-718-8. 223 00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:54,089 (Exhaling) 224 00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:56,691 I'm sorry, Ms. Wood. 225 00:12:56,726 --> 00:12:59,227 I know Dr. Roman called it in. 226 00:12:59,262 --> 00:13:02,297 Did she mention there's a 24-hour waiting period on Oxycontin? 227 00:13:02,331 --> 00:13:03,632 Ow. 228 00:13:03,666 --> 00:13:05,700 You all right? 229 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:08,003 You don't have any back there? 230 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:11,540 I hate seeing such a pretty gal in pain. 231 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,744 I sure wish there was something I could do for you. 232 00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:19,381 A massage might loosen you up. 233 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:48,443 Hi. What are you doing right now? 234 00:13:48,477 --> 00:13:51,613 I hit on a pharmacist. 235 00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:55,183 To score? Oh, that is grim. 236 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,987 Jackie, are you using again? 237 00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,323 Is this what sponsorship is? 238 00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:03,892 - I call you for help and you accuse me? - Easy, now. 239 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,127 Look, I fucking bailed on rehab 'cause it's bullshit. 240 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:07,629 I go to meetings, they are bullshit. 241 00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,664 You're pretty much it for me. 242 00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:11,132 You called me, Jackie. 243 00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:13,034 You told me to call you if I needed help. 244 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,270 (Sighs) 245 00:14:15,304 --> 00:14:17,072 Okay, the cravings can't be new. 246 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,841 So is something going on at work or at home? 247 00:14:21,911 --> 00:14:23,745 Well, my daughter Grace, 248 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,580 I don't know what's going on with her. 249 00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,582 Fiona is 10 250 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,551 and every time I see her she acts like a three-year-old. 251 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:32,654 I've completely lost touch with my kids. 252 00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:35,290 Well, you screwed up. 253 00:14:35,324 --> 00:14:39,027 Your kids didn't ask for Mom to be an addict, did they? 254 00:14:42,832 --> 00:14:45,700 I kicked the shit out of my family, too. 255 00:14:45,735 --> 00:14:48,570 But that's addiction. 256 00:14:48,604 --> 00:14:50,705 I hate to break it to you, Jackie Peyton, 257 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,274 you are not unique. 258 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,042 You have kids? 259 00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:56,077 Mm-hmm. 260 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,079 Wow, a pharmacist. 261 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,948 (Groans) 262 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:03,752 Oh, I once blew a guy for a daiquiri. 263 00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:06,488 (Laughs) Shit happens. 264 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:09,491 No, it's an old habit. 265 00:15:09,525 --> 00:15:11,760 I cheated on my husband with the hospital pharmacist. 266 00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:14,129 Oh! I knew I liked you. 267 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,865 (Both laugh) 268 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,336 Mr. Gabor is still not talking. 269 00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,538 - Ooh, books. - Yeah. 270 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,241 A present for Grace. 271 00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:28,276 She is going to France this summer. 272 00:15:28,311 --> 00:15:30,478 I know. She's so excited. 273 00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:36,751 Don't tell me. Your 10th grade math teacher 274 00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:39,754 saw your dating profile and sent you a bathroom selfie. 275 00:15:39,789 --> 00:15:43,024 No. But I did get an unusual response. 276 00:15:43,059 --> 00:15:45,427 I've been recruited by a sperm scout. 277 00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:48,430 Oh, we are so good. 278 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:51,666 Yeah. This says my looks, status, 279 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,202 and obvious sensitivity 280 00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:55,837 make me a prime candidate 281 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,973 in the upscale sperm donor market. 282 00:15:58,007 --> 00:15:59,441 Weird? Not weird? 283 00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:01,543 You are going to do this. 284 00:16:01,577 --> 00:16:04,279 You must. Coop, how many of us at our age 285 00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:06,648 are sought out for these opportunities? 286 00:16:06,682 --> 00:16:08,717 It is kind of cool. 287 00:16:08,751 --> 00:16:11,119 A bunch of mini Coops. 288 00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:12,687 Mmm. 289 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,190 I feel like today you and I gave birth. 290 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,362 Jackie, this is Mrs. Gabor. 291 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,465 We're doing absolutely everything we can for your husband. 292 00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,866 Sophia. 293 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,968 I'm here, Maksym. 294 00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:29,471 Did you get his history? 295 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:31,239 Not yet. 296 00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:33,074 Come on, I was getting to that. 297 00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,610 - (Monitor beeping rapidly) - Respiratory arrest. 298 00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:36,945 What... 299 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,482 Step out, Doctor. Now, please. 300 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:41,983 Focus on me. Right here. 301 00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:44,452 Did he have any preexisting conditions? 302 00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:47,455 Yes, he was diagnosed with congestive heart failure. 303 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,225 - Patient history of CHF. - Zoey, prep 80 mg of Lasix 304 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,628 - and four of morphine, please. - Shit. Difficulty oxygenating. 305 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,864 O2 sat slipping. 306 00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:59,434 Jackie: BP 70 over 40. Dropping. 307 00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:01,536 - Cooper: Still not breathing. - Sophia: Maksym. 308 00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:04,005 Pushing Lasix. 309 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,508 Maksym! (Crying) 310 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:09,077 He's breathing. Weak, but hanging on. 311 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:12,514 (Mumbling) 312 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,549 (Speaking Ukrainian) 313 00:17:16,419 --> 00:17:17,786 You're doing great. Stay with me. 314 00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,821 - What is he saying? - I don't know. 315 00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:22,023 He moved from Ukraine as a boy. 316 00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:23,758 We only spoke English. 317 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,827 (Speaking Ukrainian) 318 00:17:27,596 --> 00:17:30,331 What, Maksym? What? 319 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:32,434 He said, "I cannot die 320 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:36,571 without telling you something, my sweetness." 321 00:17:38,908 --> 00:17:41,276 I'm fluent in Ukrainian. 322 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,045 (Speaking Ukrainian) 323 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:48,416 Please, Doctor, tell me, what is he saying? 324 00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:53,188 I have had an outside wife 325 00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:56,691 in Yonkers for 20 days... 326 00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:58,860 years. Oh. 327 00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:01,429 And fathered two strong boys 328 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:04,632 who you never knew about. 329 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,901 Oh, my God. 330 00:18:06,936 --> 00:18:09,070 (Speaking Ukrainian) 331 00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:11,806 I could not take this to my car... 332 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,641 grave. 333 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,510 O2 sat rising. 334 00:18:16,645 --> 00:18:18,213 He's looking good. 335 00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:22,250 Oy. Oy. 336 00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:24,385 - He said... - We got it. 337 00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:32,393 Ukrainian? I'm blown away. 338 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,262 Who speaks Ukrainian? 339 00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:38,099 Roman is short for Romanoff. 340 00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:40,768 I went to summer camp every year in Vovchok. 341 00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,770 - (Laughs) - Guys, can we not? 342 00:18:45,074 --> 00:18:47,175 For your, you know. 343 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,776 Ah. 344 00:18:48,811 --> 00:18:51,279 Is that a specimen kit? 345 00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:54,182 My online dating profile attracted a top-rated semen scout. 346 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,185 My semen is highly prized. 347 00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:01,256 So now you need to... 348 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:02,757 Yes, for testing. 349 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:05,460 As a medical professional, I could assist with... 350 00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:07,195 No. Stop. 351 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,796 Seriously? You're turning me down? 352 00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:11,266 (Sighs) 353 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,401 Is that all you got, ever? 354 00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:16,304 I was only... I can't... you're pissed. 355 00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:18,439 I'm almost 40. 356 00:19:18,474 --> 00:19:20,175 I don't have anything to show for it. 357 00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:22,777 This is my shot. 358 00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:44,132 My prediction for tonight... 359 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:46,367 a Circle Line cruise. 360 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,570 Surprises are the best. 361 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,072 I will share that with Mrs. Gabor. 362 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,308 Gloria: People. 363 00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:55,476 People. 364 00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:58,446 People, gather, please. 365 00:20:02,151 --> 00:20:05,486 I want you to understand that I simply cannot fix everything here. 366 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,889 She called a meeting to tell us that? 367 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:10,625 A new P.A. system, for instance, 368 00:20:10,659 --> 00:20:13,194 bids out at 20 grand. 369 00:20:13,229 --> 00:20:17,365 Which is exactly what I can get for the Mustang I just won. 370 00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:20,001 Wait a minute. You're donating your penis car? 371 00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,102 No! 372 00:20:22,504 --> 00:20:24,739 That's your '65. 373 00:20:24,773 --> 00:20:27,108 What else would you propose? 374 00:20:35,618 --> 00:20:38,119 - (Electricity crackles) - Ow, shit! 375 00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,188 Fuck! 376 00:20:42,424 --> 00:20:44,359 Go ahead and give it a shot. 377 00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:47,262 - (P.A. beeps) - Attention. 378 00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:49,530 - People in the ER. - Hell, yes! 379 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,832 It's working. 380 00:20:50,866 --> 00:20:54,669 Ladies and germs, Dr. Fixit himself. 381 00:20:54,703 --> 00:20:57,672 - (Cheering) - (Phone ringing) 382 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:01,175 (Imitating Akalitus) Ahem, uh, people. 383 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,945 People. 384 00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,048 This is the fourth floor. 385 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:09,284 They can hear everything you say. 386 00:21:10,386 --> 00:21:12,186 Damn it. 387 00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:14,055 You know what? I got it. Hold on. 388 00:21:14,089 --> 00:21:16,190 One second. One second. 389 00:21:20,996 --> 00:21:22,630 I think I may have looked at 390 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:24,699 kitchen counters around here somewhere. 391 00:21:24,733 --> 00:21:26,200 Yeah? 392 00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:29,504 Okay, we're here. 393 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,306 You ready? 394 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,013 (Crowd chatting) 395 00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:43,117 (Music playing) 396 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,921 Good to see you. 397 00:21:46,955 --> 00:21:48,756 Hey, pal. 398 00:21:59,768 --> 00:22:01,703 Who are you? 399 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,871 I'm your partner, ma'am. 400 00:22:05,874 --> 00:22:08,576 I have never done this before. 401 00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:10,478 That's why I'm here. 402 00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:15,183 - (Laughs) - Oh. 403 00:22:15,217 --> 00:22:17,318 You're gonna be fine. Just stay with me, all right? 404 00:22:17,353 --> 00:22:19,587 Caller: All right, mix it up, y'all. 405 00:22:23,325 --> 00:22:25,593 Now head couples go forward and back. 406 00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:29,163 Side couples, forward and back. 407 00:22:29,198 --> 00:22:32,200 Now swing your partner and she'll swing you. 408 00:22:32,234 --> 00:22:34,669 Now promenade and go two by two. 409 00:22:34,703 --> 00:22:36,471 Come on. That's good. 410 00:22:36,505 --> 00:22:38,306 That's good. Come on. 411 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,575 All right, make the circle, y'all. 412 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,610 Into the middle with a great big shout. 413 00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:43,811 (Shouts) 414 00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,580 (Music playing) 415 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,116 All right, y'all, let's kick it up a notch. Listen up. 416 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:50,418 It's a right to corner, allemande. 417 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,920 Left to your partner, allemande. 418 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:56,491 Right to the next. It's a right and left grand. 419 00:22:58,494 --> 00:23:00,528 Now left to your partner, allemande. 420 00:23:00,562 --> 00:23:02,797 Back where you came from, right and left grand. 421 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:08,035 Pass your partner by and left to the next courtesy turn. 422 00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:11,739 Now head couples go forward and back. 423 00:23:11,774 --> 00:23:15,209 Now forward again and you do-si-do. 424 00:23:15,244 --> 00:23:17,378 Now circle up four. Circle up four. 425 00:23:17,413 --> 00:23:19,747 Circle up four and leave a little door. 426 00:23:19,782 --> 00:23:23,317 Now couples separate. Make lines of four. 427 00:23:23,352 --> 00:23:25,520 Go forward and back. 428 00:23:27,289 --> 00:23:28,923 Now, gents, you allemande. 429 00:23:28,957 --> 00:23:31,025 Go once and a halfway more 430 00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:33,060 to the other side of the floor. 431 00:23:33,095 --> 00:23:34,629 Long lines forward and back. 432 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,632 Into the middle and then back on now. 433 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,101 And you do it again. 434 00:23:40,135 --> 00:23:42,336 And you pass through. 435 00:23:43,972 --> 00:23:46,507 Now, circle of four in the middle of the floor. 436 00:23:48,577 --> 00:23:51,746 Now you swing mine and I'll swing yours. 437 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,282 I'll kick yours and swing some more. 438 00:23:54,316 --> 00:23:55,950 Now you bow to your partners. 439 00:23:55,984 --> 00:23:58,820 Corners all bow to the hall 'cause that's all. 440 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,589 - (Music stops) - (Applause) 441 00:24:02,991 --> 00:24:04,859 (Laughs) You were great. 442 00:24:04,893 --> 00:24:07,161 - I did what I could. - You did great. 443 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,330 - Did you have fun? - That was fun, yeah. 444 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,232 I'm gonna get something to drink. What can I get you? 445 00:24:11,266 --> 00:24:12,733 I'm good, thanks. I'm gonna use the bathroom. 446 00:24:12,768 --> 00:24:14,902 - All right, I'll meet you back here. - Okay. 447 00:24:17,573 --> 00:24:19,674 I don't know what you guys do nowadays. 448 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:23,244 If there's a handshake or secret code or something. 449 00:24:23,278 --> 00:24:24,979 You pretty much cracked it. 450 00:24:25,013 --> 00:24:27,248 - That was it? Okay. - Yeah. 451 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,523 (Soft music playing) 452 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,991 Do you like it? 453 00:24:39,528 --> 00:24:40,962 I wanted scarves on the lamps, 454 00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:44,765 but I made do with baby sheets from peds. 455 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:46,734 (Chuckles) 456 00:24:49,204 --> 00:24:51,305 My baby pictures. 457 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:54,175 - Inspiration for you. - Oh. 458 00:24:57,412 --> 00:25:00,448 Isn't it a little weird, me looking at me while I... 459 00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:02,884 You were a beautiful baby. 460 00:25:03,952 --> 00:25:05,753 Now... 461 00:25:05,787 --> 00:25:08,089 make a beautiful one. 462 00:25:09,691 --> 00:25:10,925 (Moaning) 463 00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:13,160 - Ooh. - Woman: Aw, yeah, take it. 464 00:25:17,533 --> 00:25:19,800 Woman: So good. 465 00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:22,003 Yeah. 466 00:25:22,037 --> 00:25:24,171 (Moaning continues) 467 00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,909 (Sighs) 468 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,077 (Music playing) 469 00:25:33,348 --> 00:25:35,550 (Snorting) 470 00:25:37,886 --> 00:25:40,354 This is way more fun with somebody else. 471 00:25:40,389 --> 00:25:42,657 (Snorting) 472 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,726 My girlfriend hates this shit. 473 00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:48,362 (Sighs) My boyfriend's a cop. 474 00:25:48,397 --> 00:25:51,799 (Both laugh) 475 00:25:53,368 --> 00:25:55,336 No, he really is. 476 00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:58,573 (Laughing) 477 00:26:11,753 --> 00:26:13,421 Caller: Put a smile on her mouth. 478 00:26:13,455 --> 00:26:15,890 All join hands and circle south. 479 00:26:18,961 --> 00:26:22,530 Now you bow to your partner, corner salute. 480 00:26:22,564 --> 00:26:25,266 Now you circle around, go lickety-scoot. 481 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,635 (Breathing heavily) 482 00:26:30,138 --> 00:26:31,939 Chase that rabbit, chase that squirrel. 483 00:26:31,974 --> 00:26:34,375 Take that lady around the world. 484 00:26:42,551 --> 00:26:45,219 Frank: Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough. 485 00:26:47,556 --> 00:26:50,291 Now promenade with heel and toe. 486 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,963 Listen to a cop from New York City. 487 00:26:55,998 --> 00:26:59,000 Men to the center for a right-hand star. 488 00:27:00,902 --> 00:27:03,771 Now swing your partner and don't go far. 489 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,010 Men to the center for a left-hand star. 490 00:27:10,646 --> 00:27:13,314 Now pick up your partner right where they are. 491 00:27:14,449 --> 00:27:16,384 Circle once around. 492 00:27:17,753 --> 00:27:19,720 (Laughs) 493 00:27:19,755 --> 00:27:22,289 Now circle out and come back home. 494 00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:33,850 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 495 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:38,450 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34856

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