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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,886 --> 00:00:07,255 This is so incredible. 2 00:00:07,256 --> 00:00:08,457 Just be cool. 3 00:00:08,458 --> 00:00:10,726 No-no-no, I'm cool, I'm cool. 4 00:00:13,029 --> 00:00:16,098 Hi, uh, we have an appointment with Ethan Flaum. 5 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,000 Hugh Davidson, Larry Dorf, Rachel Ramras. 6 00:00:18,001 --> 00:00:19,601 Okay, just have a seat, and I will let 7 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:20,736 his assistant know you're here. 8 00:00:20,737 --> 00:00:22,038 Great, thank you. 9 00:00:24,173 --> 00:00:25,574 Who does Ethan represent? 10 00:00:25,575 --> 00:00:27,209 Big people. 11 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:29,344 Like, top screenwriters. 12 00:00:29,345 --> 00:00:31,713 Uh, I'd hate to break it to you, 13 00:00:31,714 --> 00:00:34,683 we are now top screenwriters also. 14 00:00:34,684 --> 00:00:36,818 I mean, we have Paul Skidmore directing our movie. 15 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:39,421 We have Melissa McCarthy starring in our movie. 16 00:00:39,422 --> 00:00:41,923 I mean, that's about as big as it gets. 17 00:00:41,924 --> 00:00:44,226 Phew, I wonder how much money we're gonna get. 18 00:00:44,227 --> 00:00:46,762 I mean, this is fast for an offer to be made, right? 19 00:00:46,763 --> 00:00:48,230 Well, I'm not sure any amount of money 20 00:00:48,231 --> 00:00:50,732 is worth Melissa torturing us for the next year. 21 00:00:50,733 --> 00:00:52,734 Uh, there is an amount of money, and we're gonna take it. 22 00:00:52,735 --> 00:00:54,503 And we're gonna deposit it in our banks. 23 00:00:54,504 --> 00:00:56,038 And when Melissa's yelling at us, 24 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:58,440 we're gonna go online to our banks 25 00:00:58,441 --> 00:00:59,841 and look at our balance, 26 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:01,410 and it'll all be worth it. 27 00:01:01,411 --> 00:01:03,679 Okay... what do you think? 28 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:05,747 What? 29 00:01:05,748 --> 00:01:07,549 Hey, guys, I'm Bradley, 30 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:09,618 Ethan's assistant... follow me? 31 00:01:09,619 --> 00:01:11,820 - Yes. - Love your shoes. 32 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:14,323 - Oh, thank... - Thank you. 33 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:16,291 What's wrong with you? 34 00:01:16,292 --> 00:01:17,793 Nothing. 35 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:19,895 Sam asked me to move in with her this morning. 36 00:01:19,896 --> 00:01:21,596 To her house? Isn't that fast? 37 00:01:21,597 --> 00:01:23,365 What'd you say? 38 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:24,433 I said I need to think about it. 39 00:01:24,434 --> 00:01:25,567 That seems fast. 40 00:01:25,568 --> 00:01:26,668 What is there to think about? 41 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,036 You guys like each other, uh, 42 00:01:28,037 --> 00:01:29,338 she's producing our movie. 43 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,940 Well, I have packed. 44 00:01:31,941 --> 00:01:33,575 So you're just moving to Malibu? 45 00:01:33,576 --> 00:01:35,610 Malibu's great. 46 00:01:35,611 --> 00:01:37,145 I love that little general store 47 00:01:37,146 --> 00:01:39,648 with those little caprese sandwiches. 48 00:01:39,649 --> 00:01:43,018 Love the air, just... (sniffing) 49 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,987 Ahh. 50 00:01:51,394 --> 00:01:52,961 Here we are. 51 00:01:52,962 --> 00:01:55,430 Well, if you want Demi Lovato, it's gonna be more than that. 52 00:01:55,431 --> 00:01:57,432 Yeah, it's a lot more. 53 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,667 Then I'll just pull her! 54 00:01:58,668 --> 00:02:00,535 Can I get anyone water or coffee? 55 00:02:00,536 --> 00:02:01,903 Oh, we're good, thanks. 56 00:02:01,904 --> 00:02:03,872 I'll take a water. 57 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,374 And a coffee. 58 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:08,677 No, I'm not kidding. Great, deal's off, bye. 59 00:02:08,678 --> 00:02:10,645 - (sighing) - (phone slams) 60 00:02:10,646 --> 00:02:14,182 Is that guy a little old to be an assistant? 61 00:02:14,183 --> 00:02:16,084 Yeah, there's something wrong with him. 62 00:02:16,085 --> 00:02:19,121 Oh, Lois looks so cute here. Where was this? 63 00:02:19,122 --> 00:02:22,525 Oh, we took her to the Gagosian Gallery a few weeks ago. 64 00:02:22,558 --> 00:02:24,726 Oh, that sounds like fun for a seven-year-old. 65 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:28,231 Maybe you can get a photo when you park her in front of the TV this weekend. 66 00:02:30,466 --> 00:02:32,901 Okay, so... 67 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,303 I spoke with the business affairs people 68 00:02:35,304 --> 00:02:37,005 at Paul Skidmore's office, 69 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:41,576 and their initial offer is really good. 70 00:02:41,577 --> 00:02:42,944 Like, I've never seen an offer this high 71 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,379 for first-time screenwriters. 72 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:45,981 - Oh, my God. - Wow. 73 00:02:45,982 --> 00:02:47,215 What is the offer? 74 00:02:47,216 --> 00:02:48,617 So sorry... 75 00:02:48,618 --> 00:02:50,652 milk... soy milk... 76 00:02:50,653 --> 00:02:51,820 Rice Dream? 77 00:02:51,821 --> 00:02:54,222 Oh, for the coffee. 78 00:02:54,223 --> 00:02:56,391 Um... 79 00:02:56,392 --> 00:02:58,827 eh... I'm sorry, what were the choices? 80 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:00,796 He'll have nothing, no coffee, no water. 81 00:03:00,797 --> 00:03:03,999 You can't have anything, okay? 82 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,668 Uh, I apologize for my colleague. 83 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:08,937 Um, you were saying the offer... 84 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:14,643 The offer is $375,000. 85 00:03:14,644 --> 00:03:16,611 Um, split three ways. 86 00:03:16,612 --> 00:03:18,613 No, for each of you. 87 00:03:18,614 --> 00:03:20,182 - Oh... - What? 88 00:03:20,183 --> 00:03:22,551 Oh, my God, yeah... great! 89 00:03:22,552 --> 00:03:25,153 This is great, we'll... we accept the offer. 90 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:27,823 Hold... hold on, we still want to counter. 91 00:03:27,824 --> 00:03:29,224 No, we don't wanna counter. 92 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:31,193 Maybe we want to counter, he says we should counter. 93 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:33,829 It would be strange if I didn't counter. 94 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:36,031 Okay, but what you're saying 95 00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:38,066 is that, no matter what, 96 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:40,102 it'll never be less 97 00:03:40,103 --> 00:03:44,106 than $375,000 for each of us? 98 00:03:44,107 --> 00:03:45,474 Correct. 99 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,144 100 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,278 I mean, I really think people in our tax bracket 101 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,013 should not have to climb all these stairs. 102 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,381 (chuckling) Gross. 103 00:04:26,382 --> 00:04:28,250 Well, we won't have to for very much longer. 104 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:29,519 Why? 105 00:04:29,552 --> 00:04:31,453 Well, 'cause we're gonna have to quit. 106 00:04:31,454 --> 00:04:33,155 What? When? 107 00:04:33,156 --> 00:04:35,557 I dunno, soon, a couple of weeks. 108 00:04:35,558 --> 00:04:37,292 I mean, we can't do this and Mr. First Lady. 109 00:04:37,293 --> 00:04:39,127 - Uh-huh. - Paul said we'd be on the set. 110 00:04:39,128 --> 00:04:41,563 Well, what does that mean, we say "I quit"? 111 00:04:41,564 --> 00:04:42,631 Just say, "I quit"? 112 00:04:42,632 --> 00:04:44,966 Oh, that would be so satisfying. 113 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:46,868 I mean, I've been wanting to do that for years. 114 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:48,737 To be able to leave the kids' business 115 00:04:48,738 --> 00:04:51,173 and say I am better than this. 116 00:04:51,174 --> 00:04:54,343 I am better than all of you. I hope you all die. 117 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:56,578 - Oh, well, that's nice. - Very sorry, Allison. 118 00:04:56,579 --> 00:04:58,647 - To Allison. - That was very mean, I apologize. 119 00:04:58,648 --> 00:05:00,349 Whoa, whoa-who-whoa... 120 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,017 you guys can't be here right now. 121 00:05:02,018 --> 00:05:03,285 What're you talking about? 122 00:05:03,286 --> 00:05:04,619 That sexual harassment meeting yesterday. 123 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,888 It was mandatory. I told you guys that. 124 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,857 Connie said whoever wasn't at that meeting 125 00:05:08,858 --> 00:05:11,927 is suspended without pay until she can schedule another one. 126 00:05:11,928 --> 00:05:13,428 - (all) What? - That's crazy. Come on! 127 00:05:13,429 --> 00:05:14,796 Hey, I know, 128 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:16,164 and I went to bat for you guys. 129 00:05:16,165 --> 00:05:18,700 But then Connie pulled out the smoking gun. 130 00:05:18,701 --> 00:05:20,068 The porn... 131 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,737 on your computer, Rachel. 132 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,106 That's Craig! Craig goes on my computer. 133 00:05:24,107 --> 00:05:26,174 That's not me, I don't look at pornography. 134 00:05:26,175 --> 00:05:29,244 You know what, Allen, we quit. 135 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:33,382 Hold on, you... you can't quit the show. 136 00:05:33,383 --> 00:05:36,519 You guys are the Fartlemans. 137 00:05:36,552 --> 00:05:39,354 You're also three... 138 00:05:39,355 --> 00:05:42,291 of the best darn people I have ever met in my life. 139 00:05:44,694 --> 00:05:46,461 (dinging) 140 00:05:46,462 --> 00:05:48,264 That's my burrito. 141 00:05:50,656 --> 00:05:52,390 You didn't want anything from the office? 142 00:05:52,391 --> 00:05:53,425 I just wanted to get out of there... 143 00:05:53,426 --> 00:05:54,826 Allen was crying so much. 144 00:05:54,827 --> 00:05:56,261 His little face was all red. 145 00:05:56,262 --> 00:05:57,530 I know, it was awful. 146 00:05:59,232 --> 00:06:00,432 Oh, one final trip 147 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:02,033 to the supply closet for you, I see. 148 00:06:02,034 --> 00:06:04,202 I never got to say my "I'm better than you" speech. 149 00:06:04,203 --> 00:06:05,637 So they owe me. 150 00:06:05,638 --> 00:06:07,539 Wait up! Wait up! 151 00:06:07,540 --> 00:06:08,807 What does Ken Choi want? 152 00:06:08,808 --> 00:06:11,376 I heard you were leaving, 153 00:06:11,377 --> 00:06:13,311 so I must say... 154 00:06:13,312 --> 00:06:17,816 I feel that I'm somewhat to blame. 155 00:06:17,817 --> 00:06:19,517 If it weren't for me, there wouldn't be 156 00:06:19,518 --> 00:06:23,088 any necessary for this sexual harassment party... 157 00:06:23,089 --> 00:06:24,522 I mean "meetings." 158 00:06:24,523 --> 00:06:27,092 And none of this would be happening. 159 00:06:27,093 --> 00:06:30,528 I want you to have these before you leave. 160 00:06:30,529 --> 00:06:31,863 - They're nudes. - I see that. 161 00:06:31,864 --> 00:06:33,865 Engaging in sexual activities 162 00:06:33,866 --> 00:06:36,167 with mythical creatures. 163 00:06:36,168 --> 00:06:37,402 Look at me go. 164 00:06:37,403 --> 00:06:38,637 Do you like 'em? 165 00:06:38,638 --> 00:06:41,106 You know, I'm not sure how I feel... Ethan. 166 00:06:41,107 --> 00:06:42,607 - Oh, no. - Hello? 167 00:06:42,608 --> 00:06:44,142 Hey, Rachel, it's Bradley 168 00:06:44,143 --> 00:06:45,443 from Ethan Flaum's office. 169 00:06:45,444 --> 00:06:46,711 I have Ethan for you. 170 00:06:46,712 --> 00:06:48,179 I'm just gonna loop in Larry and Hugh. 171 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:49,447 Hold for a moment, please. 172 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:51,016 No-no, they're actually here with me. 173 00:06:51,017 --> 00:06:52,584 Uh... I'm on hold. 174 00:06:52,585 --> 00:06:54,745 Ken, can you give us a second, please? 175 00:06:54,746 --> 00:06:56,380 Oh, yes, of course. 176 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:59,449 Well, I guess it's time to bid you farewell. 177 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:01,451 Rachel. 178 00:07:01,452 --> 00:07:02,653 I want you to know... 179 00:07:02,654 --> 00:07:04,688 that you have stolen my heart. 180 00:07:04,689 --> 00:07:06,390 - (phone ringing) - (speaking Chinese) 181 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:08,458 - I don't speak... - Is that the ICM number? 182 00:07:08,459 --> 00:07:09,726 Yeah, just answer it. 183 00:07:09,727 --> 00:07:11,628 God, I bet the deal fell through. 184 00:07:11,629 --> 00:07:12,963 Hello, this is Larry. 185 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:14,164 Hey, Larry, it's Bradley 186 00:07:14,165 --> 00:07:15,766 from Ethan Flaum's office. 187 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,067 I have Rachel and Ethan for you. 188 00:07:17,068 --> 00:07:18,068 I'm gonna go ahead and loop in Hugh. 189 00:07:18,069 --> 00:07:19,102 Hold for a moment, please. 190 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:20,637 ...speaker, now I'm on hold. 191 00:07:20,638 --> 00:07:21,805 Ken, I'm so sorry. 192 00:07:21,806 --> 00:07:23,340 Could you just, um, you know? 193 00:07:23,341 --> 00:07:24,541 Of course, of course. 194 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:26,044 - Yes. - Okey-dokey. 195 00:07:26,077 --> 00:07:27,244 - Bye-bye. - Au revoir. 196 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:28,879 Yeah, okay, just keep walking. 197 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,983 - (phone ringing) - Oh, now it's my turn. 198 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:34,084 Hey, Hugh, it's Bradley 199 00:07:34,085 --> 00:07:35,285 from Ethan Flaum's office. 200 00:07:35,286 --> 00:07:36,820 I have Larry, Rachel, and Ethan for you. 201 00:07:36,821 --> 00:07:38,455 Go ahead, Ethan. 202 00:07:38,456 --> 00:07:40,090 Hello? 203 00:07:40,091 --> 00:07:41,758 There's nobody on the phone. 204 00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:42,926 Something's wrong with you! 205 00:07:42,927 --> 00:07:44,161 So sorry, I pushed the wrong button. 206 00:07:44,162 --> 00:07:45,630 I'll call you guys back. 207 00:07:46,731 --> 00:07:48,232 Oh, God. 208 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:49,032 This is bad. 209 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,567 You don't know that. 210 00:07:50,568 --> 00:07:51,935 I do know that. 211 00:07:51,936 --> 00:07:53,103 We shouldn't've countered. 212 00:07:53,104 --> 00:07:54,738 He thinks he's a big-shot. 213 00:07:54,739 --> 00:07:56,573 If he was that good, he'd be at CAA. 214 00:07:56,574 --> 00:07:57,741 - Oh... - This deal is done. 215 00:07:57,742 --> 00:07:59,409 I guarantee you, it's over. 216 00:07:59,410 --> 00:08:02,246 - Larry, calm... - Something happened, it's off. 217 00:08:02,247 --> 00:08:03,814 Just, we shouldn't've... I don't know why we quit. 218 00:08:03,815 --> 00:08:05,249 - Larry. - Just... I'm gonna go talk to Allen, 219 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:07,050 and what do you mean quit panicking? 220 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,519 It's too late for that... just hold that. 221 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,387 I'm talking to Allen. 222 00:08:10,388 --> 00:08:12,689 (sobbing) 223 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:13,824 Allen! 224 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:15,659 Oh, Larry! Thank God! 225 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:17,461 - Yeah... - (phone ringing) 226 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:19,596 Hold on one second. 227 00:08:19,597 --> 00:08:20,697 Hello? 228 00:08:20,698 --> 00:08:21,932 Hey, Larry, it's Bradley 229 00:08:21,933 --> 00:08:23,200 from Ethan Flaum's office. 230 00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:24,635 I've got Hugh, Rachel, and Ethan. 231 00:08:24,636 --> 00:08:26,403 Go ahead, Ethan. 232 00:08:26,404 --> 00:08:28,372 Hey, I have great news. 233 00:08:28,373 --> 00:08:30,374 They accepted the counter, and I countered big. 234 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:33,076 I mean, I have never had this happen before. 235 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,111 What was the counter? 236 00:08:34,112 --> 00:08:35,412 You guys sitting down? 237 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:36,413 (all) Yes. 238 00:08:36,414 --> 00:08:37,815 You are each gonna get 239 00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:39,716 $500,000. 240 00:08:39,717 --> 00:08:41,385 Ahh... Paul and Melissa have 241 00:08:41,386 --> 00:08:43,086 a small window to do a movie together, 242 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:45,589 so the studio was extremely motivated 243 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:46,657 to close the deal. 244 00:08:46,658 --> 00:08:48,158 This is insane! 245 00:08:48,159 --> 00:08:49,760 So... what does this mean? 246 00:08:49,761 --> 00:08:51,361 Do we sign something or... 247 00:08:51,362 --> 00:08:53,230 Okay, the paperwork'll be done in a couple of days. 248 00:08:53,231 --> 00:08:54,932 You'll sign it, and it will all be official. 249 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:56,934 So... go celebrate, guys! 250 00:08:56,935 --> 00:08:59,036 Ahh, we will celebrate, thank you very much. 251 00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:00,671 - Thank you! - Thanks! 252 00:09:00,672 --> 00:09:01,672 Aah! 253 00:09:01,673 --> 00:09:02,906 Oh, my... 254 00:09:02,907 --> 00:09:04,474 (screeching) 255 00:09:04,475 --> 00:09:05,709 What are we celebrating? 256 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:08,312 Are Hugh and Rachel coming back, too? 257 00:09:08,313 --> 00:09:09,813 Uh, no... 258 00:09:09,814 --> 00:09:12,649 and neither am I. 259 00:09:12,650 --> 00:09:14,185 Goodbye. 260 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,722 Oh... 261 00:09:18,723 --> 00:09:21,592 $500,000! 262 00:09:21,593 --> 00:09:22,659 Oh, my God. 263 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,194 Okay, seriously, is it too early 264 00:09:24,195 --> 00:09:25,762 to go get a celebratory drink? 265 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:27,064 It's not even noon. 266 00:09:27,065 --> 00:09:28,699 Maybe I go pick Lois up from school... 267 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:29,800 I never get to do that. 268 00:09:29,801 --> 00:09:31,068 All right, tonight. 269 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:32,236 - Yes. - Yeah. 270 00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:34,338 A real celebration, somewhere nice. 271 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:37,307 - Yes! - It's incredible. 272 00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:39,109 You didn't take anything from the office? 273 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:41,411 Maybe I'll go get my stuff, my photos and things... 274 00:09:41,412 --> 00:09:42,746 all right, I'll see you guys tonight. 275 00:09:42,747 --> 00:09:44,054 - All right. - All right. 276 00:09:44,082 --> 00:09:45,683 I'll hang on to these. 277 00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:48,785 Guess I'll just go home. 278 00:09:48,786 --> 00:09:50,387 Which home? 279 00:09:50,388 --> 00:09:52,923 Nice home in Malibu or terrible home with Pat? 280 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,558 (laughing) 281 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:56,261 Later, Richie Rich. 282 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,267 - Ramras. - Oh... hey, Craig. 283 00:10:03,268 --> 00:10:05,502 Hi, just wanted to say I'm sorry. 284 00:10:05,503 --> 00:10:07,838 I feel responsible for you leaving because... 285 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:09,840 all that pornography on your computer, 286 00:10:09,841 --> 00:10:11,475 that was because of me. 287 00:10:11,476 --> 00:10:13,877 Because I secretly used to come in here... 288 00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:15,679 I mean, it wasn't a secret 'cause we... 289 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:16,947 we've seen you do it. 290 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:18,682 You've seen me masturbate 291 00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,251 in your office chair? 292 00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:22,119 What? 293 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,821 Never mind. 294 00:10:23,822 --> 00:10:25,023 Hey, buddy. 295 00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:26,690 - See you at church. - See you at church. 296 00:10:26,691 --> 00:10:28,525 Rachel... 297 00:10:28,526 --> 00:10:30,561 I knew you'd be the one to come back. 298 00:10:30,562 --> 00:10:32,863 You're the heart. You're the glue. 299 00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:35,265 And now you're gonna help me get the other fellas back. 300 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:37,134 Um... 301 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:40,070 no, we... we... we're still quitting. 302 00:10:40,071 --> 00:10:43,041 Um, so I probably won't see you again. 303 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:44,776 Sorry. 304 00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:50,114 (sobbing) 305 00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:54,883 (sighing) 306 00:10:54,884 --> 00:10:56,719 (phone chiming) 307 00:10:58,921 --> 00:11:00,555 Hey, hon. 308 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:01,590 What're you doing? 309 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,692 Growing two babies inside my body, 310 00:11:03,693 --> 00:11:04,826 trying not to vomit. 311 00:11:04,827 --> 00:11:06,294 You should come outside. 312 00:11:06,295 --> 00:11:07,362 What? 313 00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:08,797 No, trust me, it's worth it. 314 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,766 (door opens) 315 00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:13,602 What is that? 316 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,170 Oh, this? 317 00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:16,605 This is our brand-new 318 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:20,142 Mercedes Benz Sprinter Luxury MiniBus. 319 00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:22,010 It's the only way to travel for a growing 320 00:11:22,011 --> 00:11:24,780 and now very successful family. 321 00:11:24,781 --> 00:11:26,548 - They bought the script? - They bought the script. 322 00:11:26,549 --> 00:11:29,818 - They bought the script. - Oh! They bought the script! 323 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,653 Are you gonna throw up? Are you gonna throw up? 324 00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:32,854 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 325 00:11:32,855 --> 00:11:34,923 It's all right. 326 00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:36,224 What do you say we go... 327 00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:38,093 pick up the kids and blow their minds? 328 00:11:38,094 --> 00:11:39,494 Oh, you're so gross. 329 00:11:39,495 --> 00:11:42,397 When you're wealthy, they call it eccentric. 330 00:11:42,398 --> 00:11:45,934 - (door ringing) - (groaning) 331 00:11:45,935 --> 00:11:48,137 Are you ready to ride? 332 00:11:51,074 --> 00:11:52,675 - Oh... - (tires screeching) 333 00:11:55,178 --> 00:11:56,945 - Honey... - What? 334 00:11:56,946 --> 00:11:59,081 I have no room on this side either. 335 00:12:00,183 --> 00:12:01,883 What's the surprise? Give me a hint. 336 00:12:01,884 --> 00:12:02,951 No hints. 337 00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:04,319 Are we going to Hawaii? 338 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,420 No. 339 00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:08,890 Okay, let's go see your surprise... 340 00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:10,892 A puppy?! 341 00:12:10,893 --> 00:12:11,960 Isn't she cute? 342 00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:13,328 You get to name her. 343 00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:14,896 I thought you said we couldn't have a dog 344 00:12:14,897 --> 00:12:16,131 because we don't have a yard. 345 00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:19,000 Well, maybe it's time we get a real house 346 00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:20,369 with a real yard. 347 00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,571 Really? You promise. 348 00:12:21,604 --> 00:12:23,972 I promise, and maybe even... 349 00:12:23,973 --> 00:12:26,208 a pool... (gasping) 350 00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:29,311 Do you want to live in a big house With Lois? 351 00:12:29,312 --> 00:12:31,179 Oh, honey, she likes you. 352 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:33,448 Yeah, she really does. 353 00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:35,017 (laughing) 354 00:12:35,018 --> 00:12:38,854 What the... hello? 355 00:12:38,855 --> 00:12:40,122 Pat? 356 00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:41,323 Hugh? 357 00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:42,592 Sam? 358 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:44,159 Aah! 359 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,428 What are you doing here? 360 00:12:46,429 --> 00:12:48,497 You ruined the surprise! 361 00:12:48,498 --> 00:12:49,331 Surprise? 362 00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:50,732 - Hey. - Hey. 363 00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:52,334 Libby and I were gonna move all your stuff 364 00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:54,102 into my place before you got home. 365 00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:55,804 Ahh. 366 00:12:55,805 --> 00:12:57,606 Uh... who's Libby? 367 00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:59,341 You guys have never met? She's my assistant. 368 00:12:59,342 --> 00:13:01,410 - Libby! - Coming! 369 00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:03,578 I am so bummed. 370 00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:05,947 Just came home, and I ruined it. 371 00:13:05,948 --> 00:13:07,983 Ooh, I just killed a spider. 372 00:13:07,984 --> 00:13:09,918 Ugh... Libby, this is Hugh. 373 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,119 Hi, nice to meet you. 374 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,154 You, too. 375 00:13:12,155 --> 00:13:13,989 Um, are we... 376 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:15,924 taking any of the furniture? 377 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,025 It's pretty gross. 378 00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:18,694 Mm-mm, no, you know what to do. 379 00:13:18,695 --> 00:13:20,563 Cool, got the clothes. 380 00:13:20,596 --> 00:13:22,164 Oh. 381 00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:25,600 Hey, I haven't even said congratulations! 382 00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:27,636 Oh... right. 383 00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:29,171 - Yeah. - Are we gonna go out tonight? 384 00:13:29,172 --> 00:13:30,172 Are we gonna celebrate? 385 00:13:30,173 --> 00:13:32,207 Uh, well, you... um... 386 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:33,709 I'm supposed to celebrate with Rachel and Larry. 387 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,644 Oh, of course. That sounds so fun. 388 00:13:35,645 --> 00:13:39,214 Well, listen, I'm gonna get back to work. 389 00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:41,116 Will you tell them I said congratulations? 390 00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:42,217 Yeah, yeah. 391 00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:43,418 And I will see you 392 00:13:43,419 --> 00:13:45,654 at home... sometime tonight. 393 00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:46,788 Ahh, yes, home. 394 00:13:46,789 --> 00:13:47,889 Okay. 395 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,091 And Libby's gonna stay here. 396 00:13:49,092 --> 00:13:50,258 She's gonna take care of everything. 397 00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:51,293 So you don't have to do anything. 398 00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:52,594 - Okay. - Okay? 399 00:13:52,595 --> 00:13:53,962 It's all gonna be okay, don't stress. 400 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,131 Bye... Bye, Pat! 401 00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:58,200 Sam, good seeing you. 402 00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,801 Hey, Malibu Hugh. 403 00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:02,738 Ugh, smells like dudes in here. 404 00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:05,340 Well, that's who we got living here, so. 405 00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:07,410 Yeah, I don't like it. 406 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,645 Thanks for coming back to say goodbye. 407 00:14:10,646 --> 00:14:12,581 Thought she was gonna do it for you there for a while. 408 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,717 Hey, listen, um, I will, um... 409 00:14:15,718 --> 00:14:18,320 help with rent until you can get someone in here. 410 00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:19,855 Ahh, don't worry about it, man. 411 00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:21,957 Sam gave me a check this morning, 412 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,092 and I did cash it. 413 00:14:24,093 --> 00:14:26,361 Wow. 414 00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:28,865 Sam's really taking care of everything, isn't she? 415 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,235 416 00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:38,840 (muttering) 417 00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:43,277 This is nice. Appropriate. 418 00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:44,645 - Hi. - Hi, uh, 419 00:14:44,646 --> 00:14:46,614 reservation for Ramras, party of three. 420 00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,583 - Yes. - Thank you. 421 00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:49,784 So pretty. 422 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,486 - Yeah. - It's a good bar. 423 00:14:51,487 --> 00:14:52,687 I know. 424 00:14:52,688 --> 00:14:54,756 Right this way. 425 00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:59,061 Oh... um... 426 00:15:01,363 --> 00:15:03,264 Here is your table. 427 00:15:03,265 --> 00:15:04,732 I'm so sorry... 428 00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,567 is there any way we can sit in there? 429 00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:09,370 Oh... no, I can't do that. 430 00:15:09,371 --> 00:15:10,806 I'm sorry. 431 00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,842 Guys. 432 00:15:14,843 --> 00:15:18,579 We have some cool tap water on its way. 433 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:21,383 Oh, I'll get my own chair. 434 00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:27,488 Terrible. Insulting. 435 00:15:27,489 --> 00:15:30,125 - (toilet flushing) - (coughing) 436 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,130 Let's just get out of here. 437 00:15:36,131 --> 00:15:37,900 Thank you. 438 00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:42,737 - (alarm blaring) - Oh... sorry. 439 00:15:42,738 --> 00:15:44,772 - Sorry. - Sorry! 440 00:15:44,773 --> 00:15:46,742 - So sorry. - So sorry! 441 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,482 - Okay. - Ahh. 442 00:15:54,483 --> 00:15:56,851 Now, this is appropriate. 443 00:15:56,852 --> 00:15:59,620 I cannot believe we almost left this here. 444 00:15:59,621 --> 00:16:00,955 How long have we had this bottle? 445 00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:03,391 Well, we were going to have it 446 00:16:03,392 --> 00:16:05,660 when we finished the first draft 447 00:16:05,661 --> 00:16:07,595 of "Mr. First Lady," and you said no. 448 00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,063 I didn't say no, Larry said no. 449 00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:11,332 I said we should wait until something was official, 450 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,134 and now it is official. 451 00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:18,539 We are professional feature film screenwriters. 452 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,074 Sounds good. 453 00:16:20,075 --> 00:16:21,810 Are we ready? 454 00:16:24,546 --> 00:16:26,113 - Oh. - Comme ?a. 455 00:16:26,114 --> 00:16:27,615 Very impressive. 456 00:16:27,616 --> 00:16:29,684 Mm-hmm. 457 00:16:29,685 --> 00:16:31,118 For the lady. 458 00:16:31,119 --> 00:16:32,553 Thank you. 459 00:16:32,554 --> 00:16:34,255 For the other lady. 460 00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:36,557 (laughing) 461 00:16:36,558 --> 00:16:38,427 And for the man. 462 00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:41,596 - Wow. - Okay. - Okay. 463 00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:42,630 I would like to say... 464 00:16:42,631 --> 00:16:44,298 A toast? 465 00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:47,602 That although we are now a writing team, 466 00:16:47,603 --> 00:16:49,470 uhh... a successful writing team... 467 00:16:49,471 --> 00:16:50,771 (clicks tongue) 468 00:16:50,772 --> 00:16:53,708 the most important thing is that you two are 469 00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,344 my best friends in the world. 470 00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:58,312 To "Mr. First Lady." 471 00:16:58,313 --> 00:17:00,948 But, sorry, we should also toast "The Fartlemans," 472 00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:04,852 and you two are also my best friends. 473 00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:07,455 But "The Fartlemans" was our first writing job together. 474 00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:09,590 - So... - And "The Fartlemans" is important because 475 00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:11,893 we got to quit "The Fartlemans" today. 476 00:17:11,894 --> 00:17:13,694 - Which is a big deal. - Okay. 477 00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:15,229 Oh, and also, sorry, to the Groundlings, 478 00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:16,564 'cause that's where we all met. 479 00:17:16,565 --> 00:17:17,765 - All right. - Okay. 480 00:17:17,766 --> 00:17:19,534 To the Groundlings, to "The Fartlemans" 481 00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:21,269 to "Mr. First Lady." 482 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,872 - To us. - To us. 483 00:17:25,474 --> 00:17:27,341 - Mmm... - I think this should be, 484 00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:29,377 like, our signature cocktail now. 485 00:17:29,378 --> 00:17:31,012 Oh... maybe instead of water. 486 00:17:31,013 --> 00:17:33,781 So we drink... wait, shh. 487 00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:35,249 - There's no one here. - No, I wanna go. 488 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,718 - We should get out of here. - So worried. 489 00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:40,121 Don't help me, Larry, I'm fine. 490 00:17:40,122 --> 00:17:42,758 Here, well, here... here, help me. 491 00:17:48,697 --> 00:17:50,765 Hugh! 492 00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:52,667 I thought I saw a light on. 493 00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:55,069 You came back. 494 00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,904 You came back, buddy! 495 00:17:56,905 --> 00:18:02,144 Uh... I... I... I just forgot my car keys. 496 00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:06,547 - Hugh? - Yeah, uh, bye, Allen. 497 00:18:06,548 --> 00:18:07,882 Uh, forever. 498 00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:10,152 (sobbing) 499 00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:16,624 ("Entertainment Tonight" intro theme) 500 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,793 (Nancy O'Dell) Coming up, I sit down with the star of 501 00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:21,829 the just-announced comedy about the first male First Lady. 502 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,398 We're gonna hear what the actors say after the break. 503 00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:26,034 Stay tuned. 504 00:18:26,869 --> 00:18:28,870 (phone ringing) 505 00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:32,507 Hey. 506 00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:34,008 Are you watching "Entertainment Tonight"? 507 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,677 - Uh, no. - Well, turn it on, 508 00:18:36,678 --> 00:18:37,812 'cause they're about to interview Melissa 509 00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:39,614 about "Mr. First Lady." 510 00:18:39,615 --> 00:18:42,183 Hold on, I'm gonna merge Larry. 511 00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:44,018 (squealing) 512 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,855 (phone ringing) 513 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:50,424 Hello? 514 00:18:50,425 --> 00:18:51,826 Are you watching TV? 515 00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:53,895 Uh... yes, and a giant TV 516 00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:56,831 that I just bought and fit in my giant car. 517 00:18:56,832 --> 00:18:58,299 Well, put on "Entertainment Tonight," 518 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,867 'cause they're about to talk about our movie. 519 00:18:59,868 --> 00:19:01,169 - What? - I know! 520 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,170 Hold on, I'm gonna merge Hugh... 521 00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:04,006 Wake up, wake up, wake up! 522 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:06,073 This past November, we nearly elected 523 00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:07,842 our very first female president. 524 00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:10,545 But we don't have to wait four more years for that. 525 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:12,346 At least on film, we don't have to. 526 00:19:12,347 --> 00:19:15,049 I am with the star of the newly-announced comedy 527 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,818 "The First Gentleman," Allison Janney. 528 00:19:16,819 --> 00:19:19,153 - Welcome, Allison. - Hi, Nancy, it's good to see you. 529 00:19:19,154 --> 00:19:20,721 - Good to see you, too. - Now, the First Gentleman 530 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,256 of course is your husband. 531 00:19:22,257 --> 00:19:25,159 You are, excuse me, Madam President... 532 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,494 should I call you Madam President? 533 00:19:26,495 --> 00:19:28,563 Absolutely, I insist and prefer it. 534 00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:30,164 What a great idea. 535 00:19:30,165 --> 00:19:31,532 How did this come about? 536 00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:33,067 Well, that's very funny, 537 00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,970 because I was... 538 00:19:35,003 --> 00:19:38,039 just riding in an elevator. 539 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,007 Yeah, just completely alone, 540 00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:41,509 by myself, in an elevator, 541 00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:44,178 and it hit me... wouldn't it be funny 542 00:19:44,179 --> 00:19:46,380 - if the First Lady was a man? - Uh-huh. 543 00:19:46,381 --> 00:19:48,115 Then I got out of the elevator, 544 00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:50,384 and I went right to the wonderful 545 00:19:50,385 --> 00:19:52,854 film producer Gavin Resic. 546 00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:54,322 - Hi, brilliant. - Hi, hi. 547 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,224 You know, it was just sort of meant to be. 548 00:19:56,225 --> 00:19:58,626 'Cause I had just finished developing 549 00:19:58,627 --> 00:20:01,329 a script in-house on that very premise. 550 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:03,030 Oh, and Jason Bateman will be playing 551 00:20:03,031 --> 00:20:05,032 my husband, the First Lady. 552 00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:08,035 Oh, and the lovely Kristen Bell is in it. 553 00:20:08,036 --> 00:20:09,170 And her husband Dax Shepherd. 554 00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:10,705 (overlapping chatter) 555 00:20:10,706 --> 00:20:12,840 - Adorable. - Yeah. - Such a great couple. 556 00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:16,144 We are just so very, very excited. 557 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,246 If you wanna check it out, "The First Gentleman," 558 00:20:18,247 --> 00:20:21,182 it's in theaters everywhere next summer. 559 00:20:21,183 --> 00:20:23,285 (all) What the (bleep)?! 560 00:20:24,169 --> 00:20:30,854 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 561 00:20:30,904 --> 00:20:35,454 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38442

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