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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:03,590 Subtitle sync and corrections by 2 00:00:04,327 --> 00:00:05,761 - Long line. - Yeah. 3 00:00:05,762 --> 00:00:08,496 For our triumphant return to the Groundlings Theater. 4 00:00:08,497 --> 00:00:11,198 - I'm excited! - Because it's exciting. 5 00:00:11,199 --> 00:00:12,868 Excuse us, we're not cutting the line. 6 00:00:12,869 --> 00:00:15,538 We're in tonight's show, we're performers. 7 00:00:15,539 --> 00:00:18,875 Sorry, can we just look? 'Cause we're on that poster. 8 00:00:22,378 --> 00:00:23,846 We're "and others"? 9 00:00:23,847 --> 00:00:25,515 Really? 10 00:00:26,882 --> 00:00:28,149 Why do we need the flames? 11 00:00:28,150 --> 00:00:30,118 That's where our pictures could be. 12 00:00:30,119 --> 00:00:32,422 (scoffs) 13 00:00:33,756 --> 00:00:36,157 How the hell did we become "the others"? 14 00:00:36,158 --> 00:00:37,691 God, now I'm nervous. 15 00:00:37,692 --> 00:00:40,029 Probably 'cause we haven't done improv in two years. 16 00:00:40,030 --> 00:00:41,429 I don't remember how to do improv. 17 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:42,965 This is gonna be a disaster. 18 00:00:42,966 --> 00:00:44,466 - Hi! - Hey! 19 00:00:44,467 --> 00:00:46,002 (all) Hi! 20 00:00:46,003 --> 00:00:47,468 (all chattering) 21 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:49,837 - How are you? - Good... 22 00:00:49,838 --> 00:00:51,172 Aah! 23 00:00:51,173 --> 00:00:53,575 (all chattering) 24 00:00:53,576 --> 00:00:56,111 - I'm sorry we're late. - Does anybody... 25 00:00:56,112 --> 00:00:58,380 Does anybody have any questions about any of these? 26 00:00:58,381 --> 00:01:00,078 'Cause I might add some for time, 27 00:01:00,079 --> 00:01:01,182 but for now, this what we... 28 00:01:01,183 --> 00:01:02,248 - I have a question. - Yes. 29 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:03,392 Did you get laid last night? 30 00:01:03,393 --> 00:01:04,753 (all exclaiming) 31 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:07,556 Uh, is the answer yes? No, it's not. 32 00:01:07,557 --> 00:01:09,691 Oh, and, Jim, will you do me a favor? 33 00:01:09,692 --> 00:01:13,755 When you introduce us, can you just introduce Nat as Oscar-winner Nat Faxon? 34 00:01:13,756 --> 00:01:16,139 'Cause he told me privately that that's the way he wants it. 35 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,499 It's super important to me. 36 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:19,902 It's not just in private, it's everyday of my life, so... 37 00:01:19,903 --> 00:01:23,771 Oh, my God, Maya, you were so funny on Fallon. 38 00:01:23,772 --> 00:01:24,839 - Yes. - Yes. 39 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,107 You were so funny. 40 00:01:26,108 --> 00:01:28,577 Aw, thanks, you guys. It was really fun. 41 00:01:28,578 --> 00:01:30,613 - Real funny. - What... what are you guys up to? 42 00:01:30,614 --> 00:01:32,514 You writing something together or... 43 00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:33,938 - Yeah. - Yeah, but it's not like... 44 00:01:33,939 --> 00:01:35,083 - Yeah. - It's not... 45 00:01:35,084 --> 00:01:36,818 We're writing on an animated show. 46 00:01:36,819 --> 00:01:37,886 Nice. 47 00:01:37,887 --> 00:01:39,387 Cool. For FOX? 48 00:01:39,388 --> 00:01:41,624 - Um, Nickelodeon. - Is that a kids' show? 49 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,358 Yeah, yeah. 50 00:01:43,359 --> 00:01:44,527 - Cool. - Cartoon. 51 00:01:44,528 --> 00:01:46,361 What's it called? 52 00:01:46,362 --> 00:01:49,230 - Uh... - "The Fartlemans." 53 00:01:49,231 --> 00:01:50,366 Really? 54 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:51,533 (chuckling) 55 00:01:51,534 --> 00:01:53,369 Fart? Like Fartlemans? 56 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:54,402 (Larry) Yes. Fartlemans. 57 00:01:54,403 --> 00:01:55,905 That's what it's called, yes. 58 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:58,367 Wait, what if you guys were like, "Yeah, we write on 59 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,711 "a show called 'The Fartlemans, ' 60 00:01:59,712 --> 00:02:01,443 and it's like a family of farts." 61 00:02:01,444 --> 00:02:03,712 And it was like, "Mom Fartleman, Dad Fartleman." 62 00:02:03,713 --> 00:02:05,347 Like, the actual Fartlemans. 63 00:02:05,348 --> 00:02:07,782 No, I think that is... Right? 64 00:02:07,783 --> 00:02:09,484 - It's a mom and a dad... - Wait, no. 65 00:02:09,485 --> 00:02:11,508 You really write on a show called "The Fartlemans"? 66 00:02:11,509 --> 00:02:12,220 Oh, yeah. 67 00:02:12,221 --> 00:02:13,555 (laughter) 68 00:02:13,556 --> 00:02:15,323 I'm so... I'm sorry, oh. 69 00:02:15,324 --> 00:02:16,991 - No, it's... - (Rachel) No, no. 70 00:02:16,992 --> 00:02:18,253 Bit gone wrong. 71 00:02:18,254 --> 00:02:19,797 Cut to commercial, but right before... 72 00:02:19,798 --> 00:02:20,961 (high pitched fart sound) 73 00:02:20,962 --> 00:02:22,163 (laughter) 74 00:02:22,164 --> 00:02:24,799 You could be like, "Silent but deadly," 75 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,068 is, like, the name of the episode. 76 00:02:27,069 --> 00:02:29,571 - We had that one. - I've never heard of that show. 77 00:02:29,572 --> 00:02:31,774 It's so... It's a real show right now? 78 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:33,459 Is is a real show. 79 00:02:33,460 --> 00:02:35,043 Yeah, your kids have seen it, I'm sure. 80 00:02:35,044 --> 00:02:36,411 Nope. I would know 81 00:02:36,412 --> 00:02:38,412 if they've been watching "The Fartlemans." 82 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:39,815 On that note, let's do it. 83 00:02:39,816 --> 00:02:42,450 - Let's do it, shall we? Okay. - (imitates fart) 84 00:02:42,451 --> 00:02:45,221 - All right, crew! - Let's fart it up! 85 00:02:45,222 --> 00:02:46,954 - The Fartlemans - The Fartlemans 86 00:02:46,955 --> 00:02:48,757 The Fartlemans, we're here, there 87 00:02:48,758 --> 00:02:50,925 And fartin' all the time 88 00:02:50,926 --> 00:02:53,061 "Really, Maya, you've never heard of our show?" 89 00:02:53,062 --> 00:02:54,696 You know what I've never heard of, Maya? 90 00:02:54,697 --> 00:02:56,365 "Saturday Night Live." 91 00:02:56,366 --> 00:02:58,733 Well, you have, so... 92 00:02:58,734 --> 00:03:00,103 Well, a lot of people haven't. 93 00:03:01,705 --> 00:03:03,204 - Um, hey, Jim. - Yeah. 94 00:03:03,205 --> 00:03:05,906 Have you and Nat ever pitch to someone named Gavin Resic? 95 00:03:05,907 --> 00:03:07,675 Yes, a few times. He's great. 96 00:03:07,676 --> 00:03:10,144 Oh, good. We're pitching our movie tomorrow. 97 00:03:10,145 --> 00:03:12,448 Oh, nice! So does Melissa say she wants to be in it? 98 00:03:12,449 --> 00:03:16,285 Uh, no, we, um, texted her, but we didn't hear... 99 00:03:16,286 --> 00:03:17,652 - Oof. Really? - Is that bad? 100 00:03:17,653 --> 00:03:18,686 Well, I mean, obviously it's better to go 101 00:03:18,687 --> 00:03:20,020 into one of these things saying, 102 00:03:20,021 --> 00:03:21,423 "Melissa McCarthy wants to star in it." 103 00:03:21,424 --> 00:03:22,858 - But, you know. - Right, right. 104 00:03:22,859 --> 00:03:24,793 This is crazy, where'd all my pictures go? 105 00:03:24,794 --> 00:03:26,939 You think they took 'em down 'cause we're not famous? 106 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,523 Jim made it very clear, we need Melissa. 107 00:03:28,524 --> 00:03:29,698 What does that mean? 108 00:03:29,699 --> 00:03:32,032 (overlapping arguing) 109 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:34,335 - Are you wearing makeup? - Yeah, but you can't tell. 110 00:03:34,336 --> 00:03:36,999 Well, if I couldn't tell, why would I ask if you're wearing makeup? 111 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,767 Can you tell that I have powder on my face? 112 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:40,007 (Jim) Maya Rudolph! 113 00:03:40,008 --> 00:03:41,376 - Maya! - Maya! 114 00:03:41,377 --> 00:03:42,845 (cheering and applause) 115 00:03:42,846 --> 00:03:45,948 He is my co-Oscar winner, Nat Faxon. 116 00:03:45,949 --> 00:03:47,382 Yay, he won an Oscar! 117 00:03:47,383 --> 00:03:48,684 "Way, Way Back"! 118 00:03:48,685 --> 00:03:49,952 He didn't win for that, so... 119 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:51,353 (Jim) Stephanie Courtney! 120 00:03:51,354 --> 00:03:54,089 And the others, Hugh, Larry, and Rachel! 121 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,924 (scattered applause) 122 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:57,926 Hmm. Guess we don't have last names. 123 00:03:57,927 --> 00:04:00,267 (Jim) All right, we're gonna start with a song improv.... 124 00:04:01,865 --> 00:04:03,597 Should I go sleeves up or sleeves down? 125 00:04:03,598 --> 00:04:04,725 (Rachel) I don't care. 126 00:04:04,726 --> 00:04:06,149 Okay, before we get into the pitch, 127 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:07,902 we'll say we were in Groundlings together, 128 00:04:07,903 --> 00:04:09,638 we're writer-performers, we have this idea. 129 00:04:09,639 --> 00:04:11,372 Right, we should mention "The Heat." 130 00:04:11,373 --> 00:04:12,679 Why would we mention "The Heat"? 131 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:13,903 'Cause we could've been in it. 132 00:04:13,904 --> 00:04:15,144 - Why would we... - How? 133 00:04:15,145 --> 00:04:16,444 'Cause of Melissa. 134 00:04:16,445 --> 00:04:18,646 We shouldn't talk about Melissa. 135 00:04:18,647 --> 00:04:19,880 We don't have Melissa, Melissa's not here. 136 00:04:19,881 --> 00:04:21,182 Let's not talk about Melissa. 137 00:04:21,183 --> 00:04:22,651 Melissa's off-limits, too. 138 00:04:22,652 --> 00:04:24,618 We should mention Melissa. 139 00:04:24,619 --> 00:04:26,420 Mention her, but don't, like, name drop her. 140 00:04:26,421 --> 00:04:28,591 Yes, yes. No, casual. 141 00:04:28,592 --> 00:04:29,957 Keep it very casual. They're gonna love it. 142 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:31,301 They're gonna buy it in the room. 143 00:04:31,302 --> 00:04:33,028 We're gonna be rich as shit. 144 00:04:33,029 --> 00:04:34,495 Do you have any idea of how you come across? 145 00:04:34,496 --> 00:04:35,798 - Very unlikeable. - Likeable. 146 00:04:35,799 --> 00:04:37,466 Hi, guys, I'm Grace. I work with Gavin. 147 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:38,632 (all) Hi. 148 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:39,935 Sorry, to keep you all waiting. 149 00:04:39,936 --> 00:04:41,719 - No, it's fun. - Why don't you come on back? 150 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:42,437 - Great. - What? 151 00:04:42,438 --> 00:04:46,675 So... how do you guys know each other? 152 00:04:46,676 --> 00:04:49,278 Uh, well, we were all in the Groundlings together. 153 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,447 With, uh, Melissa McCarthy. 154 00:04:52,448 --> 00:04:54,071 We were... we were all in the same group. 155 00:04:54,072 --> 00:04:55,382 You know Melissa? 156 00:04:55,383 --> 00:04:57,553 Oh, we love Melissa, yeah, and her husband Ben. 157 00:04:57,554 --> 00:04:59,220 - Oh, Ben, yeah. - Yeah, they're so good. 158 00:04:59,221 --> 00:05:00,956 - We know both of them. - Two of our best friends. 159 00:05:00,957 --> 00:05:01,465 Oh, wow. 160 00:05:01,466 --> 00:05:03,358 We've known them forever, for a long, long time. 161 00:05:03,359 --> 00:05:04,392 - We were in their wedding. - Yes. 162 00:05:04,393 --> 00:05:05,576 Larry was in it. I was in it. 163 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:07,062 - Yes. - Hugh went to it. 164 00:05:07,063 --> 00:05:08,264 Lot of life memories. 165 00:05:08,265 --> 00:05:10,365 We're like pieces of a puzzle and... 166 00:05:10,366 --> 00:05:11,466 It's the same thing, 167 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:13,201 and that's what I want you to get. 168 00:05:13,202 --> 00:05:15,670 I mean, I just want you to make sure you're hearing us. 169 00:05:15,671 --> 00:05:17,072 - You know, and just... - We do. 170 00:05:17,073 --> 00:05:19,507 - We know Kristen Wiig and... - We knew her before. 171 00:05:19,508 --> 00:05:21,276 - Before... - Before she was Kristen Wiig, 172 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:22,577 we knew Kristen Wiig. 173 00:05:22,578 --> 00:05:26,115 Wow, okay. Wow. 174 00:05:26,116 --> 00:05:28,884 And we all could've been in "The Heat." 175 00:05:28,885 --> 00:05:30,252 Oh. 176 00:05:32,121 --> 00:05:33,622 You were in "The Heat"? 177 00:05:33,623 --> 00:05:35,591 I was not in "The Heat." 178 00:05:35,592 --> 00:05:37,692 Um, we are here 179 00:05:37,693 --> 00:05:41,596 because we wrote a script called "Mr. First Lady." 180 00:05:41,597 --> 00:05:43,598 Yeah, we read your script, and we loved it. 181 00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:45,332 Yeah, it's so timely. 182 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:46,634 - You read it? - So, so timely. 183 00:05:46,635 --> 00:05:48,254 I mean, the first male first lady, huh? 184 00:05:48,255 --> 00:05:49,937 So funny. It's very funny. 185 00:05:49,938 --> 00:05:51,339 - Oh, my God. - Thank you. 186 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:53,841 How come we haven't met you guys before, you know? 187 00:05:53,842 --> 00:05:55,343 What have you been working on? 188 00:05:55,344 --> 00:05:57,978 Uh, well, for like the last three and a half years, 189 00:05:57,979 --> 00:06:00,382 we've been writing on an half-hour animated show. 190 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:02,016 Oh, for FOX? 191 00:06:02,017 --> 00:06:05,088 Uh... ours is on Nickelodeon. 192 00:06:09,191 --> 00:06:10,558 Oh. 193 00:06:10,559 --> 00:06:13,560 I'm sorry, so you write for... 194 00:06:13,561 --> 00:06:16,730 You write for kids? 195 00:06:16,731 --> 00:06:19,468 Yeah, I mean, it's a kids' show, but, you know. 196 00:06:19,469 --> 00:06:20,901 Okay, well, guys, you know... 197 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,437 You know, it's a fun idea. 198 00:06:22,438 --> 00:06:25,940 But, like I said, fun ideas are sort of dime a dozen, so... 199 00:06:25,941 --> 00:06:27,924 Well, you didn't say the dime a dozen part, but... 200 00:06:27,925 --> 00:06:30,077 Look, my point is, we get pitches like this, 201 00:06:30,078 --> 00:06:32,781 - um... all the time, you know? - Every day. 202 00:06:32,782 --> 00:06:36,084 Without a star attached, it's just, um... 203 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:39,053 You know, this is just not a great fit, you know? 204 00:06:39,054 --> 00:06:41,456 But it was really nice to meet you guys. 205 00:06:41,457 --> 00:06:43,759 You know, keep working, keep doing what you're doing. 206 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:46,262 Melissa McCarthy wants to play the president! 207 00:06:48,431 --> 00:06:49,932 Oh! 208 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:52,500 Well, you should've led with that, girl. 209 00:06:52,501 --> 00:06:54,168 Girl... tell me about it. 210 00:06:54,169 --> 00:06:55,370 (chuckling) 211 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,139 - You... Wait, wait, wait. - Yeah. 212 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,408 - You guys, you guys. - Let's do this again. 213 00:06:59,409 --> 00:07:00,512 - Let's start again. - Yeah. 214 00:07:00,513 --> 00:07:01,743 That is so interesting. 215 00:07:01,744 --> 00:07:03,211 - Isn't that? - Yeah. 216 00:07:03,212 --> 00:07:04,713 Mm-hmm. Um... 217 00:07:04,714 --> 00:07:07,014 What was your name again? 218 00:07:07,015 --> 00:07:10,452 Guys... can you not walk so fast? 219 00:07:10,453 --> 00:07:12,954 I'm in heels, so... 220 00:07:12,955 --> 00:07:14,956 - Are you mad at me? - Yes. 221 00:07:14,957 --> 00:07:17,024 Why? I got us another meeting. 222 00:07:17,025 --> 00:07:19,127 That those idiots expect Melissa to be at. 223 00:07:19,128 --> 00:07:20,894 Let me just... Hold on, pause, timeout. 224 00:07:20,895 --> 00:07:22,130 You don't need to be so angry. 225 00:07:22,131 --> 00:07:24,399 - Pause, this is a pause sign. - Okay. 226 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,061 All right, let me just do a 30,000-foot view, okay? 227 00:07:27,062 --> 00:07:28,365 Rachel shouldn't have said that. 228 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:29,704 - Yes, right. - But she did. 229 00:07:29,705 --> 00:07:31,698 As you're saying it, you're like, "What am I saying? 230 00:07:31,699 --> 00:07:33,104 - Why am I saying this?" - I don't like you, Larry. 231 00:07:33,105 --> 00:07:35,011 - I don't like you. - But there's another side. 232 00:07:35,012 --> 00:07:36,345 - Want to know what it is? - Yes. 233 00:07:36,346 --> 00:07:38,447 It's great what you did, and I thank you, 234 00:07:38,448 --> 00:07:40,949 because now we have extra motivation 235 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:42,618 to get Melissa by next week. 236 00:07:42,619 --> 00:07:45,387 Oh, that's right, we didn't have enough motivation before. 237 00:07:45,388 --> 00:07:48,223 That's flipping it, that's... 238 00:07:48,224 --> 00:07:49,391 Look at this. 239 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:50,959 - That's insane. - Oh, my God. 240 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,329 You see that? That's a sign. 241 00:07:54,330 --> 00:07:56,264 Well, it is, it's a... 242 00:07:56,265 --> 00:07:59,002 It's a billboard sign. 243 00:08:02,813 --> 00:08:05,601 (woman) Skippy, I know you hear me. 244 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:08,421 (woman) Skippy Fartleman, get down here this instant. 245 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:10,457 (farting sounds) 246 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:12,726 (chuckling) 247 00:08:12,727 --> 00:08:15,495 (farting continues) 248 00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:16,697 (laughing) 249 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:20,034 (farting continues) 250 00:08:20,802 --> 00:08:23,971 How's it still going? 251 00:08:23,972 --> 00:08:26,039 (laughing) How is it still going? 252 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,475 (farting sputters) 253 00:08:29,811 --> 00:08:31,478 How am I the only one laughing? 254 00:08:31,479 --> 00:08:36,215 Was that, like, two people and, uh, a cat? 255 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,450 It's a shingle effect. 256 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,086 It's a layering technique I developed. 257 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,854 We put farts on top of each other. 258 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,555 That's amazing, right? 259 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,623 (farting sound) 260 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,609 That's me, I recorded it for Rachel. 261 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,778 This job... I can't do it anymore. 262 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,879 I quit! 263 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:51,947 Well, I can't quit because 264 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,411 I'm a single mom with a child, so... 265 00:08:53,412 --> 00:08:55,650 - Uh, I have two Childs and... - Children. 266 00:08:55,651 --> 00:08:57,418 - ...a mortgage and a wife... - Plural of child is children. 267 00:08:57,419 --> 00:08:58,586 ...who does not work. 268 00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:00,590 Well, maybe you should ask her to work. 269 00:09:00,591 --> 00:09:01,590 Do me a favor, just check your phone, 270 00:09:01,591 --> 00:09:02,990 see if Melissa texted back. 271 00:09:02,991 --> 00:09:05,460 Larry, if she texts me, my phone will make a sound. 272 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,261 That's what phones do, they... Oh, my God! 273 00:09:07,262 --> 00:09:09,230 - She texted. - What?! Yes, yes! 274 00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:10,334 - We got her. - Melissa did? 275 00:09:10,335 --> 00:09:11,732 We got her. We got her. 276 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:13,434 - She texted three times. - We got her, she loves it. 277 00:09:13,435 --> 00:09:15,058 - What is it? What is it? - She loves it. 278 00:09:15,059 --> 00:09:16,205 What'd she write? 279 00:09:16,206 --> 00:09:18,075 (mouthing words) 280 00:09:18,746 --> 00:09:20,880 Oh, my God, are you not gonna read it out loud? 281 00:09:20,881 --> 00:09:23,850 Uh, she says, "Hey, lady, sorry, I'm out of town filming." 282 00:09:23,851 --> 00:09:26,454 I can't... see, I'm visual. I'm visual, that's how I learn. 283 00:09:26,455 --> 00:09:29,322 Just let her read it. Read it then, read it! 284 00:09:29,323 --> 00:09:31,925 "Hey, lady, sorry... I'm out..." 285 00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:34,260 Are you in the first grade? Is that the pace you go at? 286 00:09:34,261 --> 00:09:36,162 "Hey, lady, sorry, I'm out of town filming. 287 00:09:36,163 --> 00:09:38,331 "My days are insane, can't really talk. 288 00:09:38,332 --> 00:09:41,101 "The kids are with me, but Ben's home all by himself. 289 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:44,171 You should call him. XOXO." 290 00:09:44,172 --> 00:09:45,739 - Uh-huh. - What does that mean? 291 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:47,274 Hugs and kisses. 292 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:49,877 No, what does it mean, like, what do we do? 293 00:09:49,878 --> 00:09:51,478 Oh. 294 00:09:51,479 --> 00:09:55,014 Well, she said... call Ben. We pitch it to him. 295 00:09:55,015 --> 00:09:56,951 So let's talk to Ben. Let's go to Ben. 296 00:09:56,952 --> 00:09:58,255 - Let's go to Ben. - No-no-no-no. 297 00:09:58,256 --> 00:09:59,585 I... Only one of us goes, 298 00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:01,755 'cause otherwise Ben will feel gang banged. 299 00:10:01,756 --> 00:10:03,350 (snickering) 300 00:10:03,351 --> 00:10:04,774 I don't think you mean gang banged. 301 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:06,286 - You mean gang banged. - What? 302 00:10:06,287 --> 00:10:07,790 That's your... That is what you mean. 303 00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:08,991 'Cause that's what it means. 304 00:10:08,992 --> 00:10:10,964 Gang banged, like he's ganged up on. 305 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,599 Yes, she's right. Stop it. 306 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,994 You two gang bang me all the time. 307 00:10:14,995 --> 00:10:16,258 I'm always feeling gang banged. 308 00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:17,236 Rachel... 309 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:19,574 I'm gonna look it up. 310 00:10:20,676 --> 00:10:23,178 (doorbell chimes) 311 00:10:26,881 --> 00:10:28,715 - (laughing) Yeah, I know. - Hi! 312 00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:30,216 - Hi! - Oh, I'm sorry. 313 00:10:30,217 --> 00:10:31,419 (whispers) Come on in. 314 00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:34,254 Sorry. No problem. Come on in. 315 00:10:34,255 --> 00:10:35,388 Who are you talking to? 316 00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:36,789 - Sandy. - Oh, tell her I said... 317 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:37,991 Well, I'll just say. 318 00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:39,826 Sandy, hey, how are you? Say hi to Mike. 319 00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:42,329 No, it's Sandy Bullock. Sorry. 320 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:43,898 - Sorry, it's... - I thought it was Melissa's mom Sandy. 321 00:10:43,899 --> 00:10:45,365 She thought you were Melissa's mom. 322 00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:46,466 It's my friend Rachel. 323 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:47,933 Anyway, do you want some wine? 324 00:10:47,934 --> 00:10:49,702 - Uh, yes. - Not... not you. 325 00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:53,240 Uh, yes to you. I will... someday you can have some wine. 326 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:56,610 - I promise she's not crazy. - Sandy Bullock. 327 00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:58,077 La-Dee-da-Dee-da. 328 00:10:58,078 --> 00:11:01,514 Ohh, I remember that. 329 00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:04,252 Look at us. We were so young. 330 00:11:04,253 --> 00:11:08,089 I don't know why we're behind this one of Ellen. 331 00:11:08,090 --> 00:11:11,225 'Cause I was friends with her first. 332 00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:12,759 So I'm gonna move it there. 333 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,464 And, Ellen, you're gonna dance your way back there, 334 00:11:16,465 --> 00:11:18,465 since you have to dance, that's your thing. 335 00:11:18,466 --> 00:11:20,366 Mooch gets back, I think, on Sunday, 336 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:21,835 and we'll just set it up. 337 00:11:21,836 --> 00:11:25,038 Great, all right. Bye. 338 00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:26,172 - Ben... - Yes? 339 00:11:26,173 --> 00:11:28,341 Um, this is very serious. 340 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:32,613 But I don't know why I'm not friends with Sandra Bullock. 341 00:11:32,614 --> 00:11:34,680 I've got like, you know, like 10,000 reasons why... 342 00:11:34,681 --> 00:11:36,064 - Oh, really? - Well, just for you. 343 00:11:36,065 --> 00:11:38,118 Just for tonight, just tell me one thing. 344 00:11:38,119 --> 00:11:41,589 Tell me who Sandra Bullock hates. 345 00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:44,191 - No! That's why... - She hates somebody. 346 00:11:44,192 --> 00:11:45,893 No, but I'm not gonna answer. I can't. 347 00:11:45,894 --> 00:11:47,393 Jennifer Aniston? 348 00:11:47,394 --> 00:11:48,659 - So, seriously, okay. - Uh-huh. 349 00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,243 What's... How are you? What's going on? 350 00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:51,222 Good. 351 00:11:51,223 --> 00:11:52,566 So you're not gonna believe this. 352 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:56,637 Um... but Hugh and Larry and I... 353 00:11:56,638 --> 00:11:58,605 Oh, did you... You did the Groundlings show. 354 00:11:58,606 --> 00:12:01,608 - Yeah, we did. Why? - Yeah. 355 00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:02,442 Rash told me. 356 00:12:02,443 --> 00:12:04,744 - Oh. - How was it? 357 00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:06,312 We were... I keep... What's that word? 358 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:07,514 Bad. We were really bad. 359 00:12:07,515 --> 00:12:10,517 It was so... It was so painful, I don't... 360 00:12:10,518 --> 00:12:11,918 - You were not terrible. - We were. 361 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:13,353 - Yes, we were terrible. - I'm sure you were awesome. 362 00:12:13,354 --> 00:12:14,888 I'm sure you guys are always awesome. 363 00:12:14,889 --> 00:12:16,192 - I was actually gonna go. - Ohh. 364 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,057 I was gonna do it. 365 00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,459 Um, but it's been weird for me. 366 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,243 Like, I think people think I can do something 367 00:12:20,244 --> 00:12:21,193 more than I can do. 368 00:12:21,194 --> 00:12:24,831 So somebody'll maybe say, "Oh, I have a pilot," or something, 369 00:12:24,832 --> 00:12:25,925 or like a movie script. 370 00:12:25,926 --> 00:12:27,269 "Could you produce a movie script 371 00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:29,036 or see if, you know, it could get made?" 372 00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:30,570 That's tacky. 373 00:12:30,571 --> 00:12:32,373 'Cause even then, sometimes they'll take it a step further, 374 00:12:32,374 --> 00:12:33,998 and they'll be like, "Oh, hey, you know, 375 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:35,568 "we have this great thing for Melissa. 376 00:12:35,569 --> 00:12:38,547 - Uh, Ben, will you read it?" - Shut... up! 377 00:12:39,947 --> 00:12:42,282 That's... 378 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,484 so gross. 379 00:12:44,485 --> 00:12:45,619 - I mean, what... - I don't know. 380 00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,123 Literally, what is wrong with people? 381 00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:48,956 - What is that? - 'Cause I don't understand. 382 00:12:48,957 --> 00:12:52,125 Uh, this is... 383 00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:55,129 my... will. 384 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,430 What? What are you talking... 385 00:12:56,431 --> 00:12:57,764 Are you... are you okay? 386 00:12:57,765 --> 00:12:59,365 I'm fine, and I don't... You know what? 387 00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,229 Now, I'm feeling sad and... Well, let's just... 388 00:13:01,230 --> 00:13:03,570 Let's focus on the now and live in the now. 389 00:13:03,571 --> 00:13:06,474 - (laughing) - And here I am, and you are wondering, 390 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:09,942 probably, why I said that I want to come over 391 00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:12,079 and I made it sound like it was super important. 392 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,680 And it's really just because, 393 00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:15,983 you know, I need borrow $100,000. 394 00:13:15,984 --> 00:13:17,210 - I'm kidding. - What? 395 00:13:17,211 --> 00:13:18,554 I'm just here because I miss you, 396 00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:20,019 and I haven't seen you in forever. 397 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,181 And I feel like, you know, 398 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,525 why don't you just start talking. 399 00:13:22,526 --> 00:13:24,324 - (mumbling) - Okay. 400 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,595 (inhales and gulps) 401 00:13:27,596 --> 00:13:28,561 Oh, Rach. 402 00:13:28,562 --> 00:13:31,566 (gulping continues) 403 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:34,568 That was so good. 404 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,773 That was really good. 405 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:41,929 (Larry) So you didn't talk to him about it all? 406 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:43,310 - (Rachel) No, I... - Hey, hey. 407 00:13:43,311 --> 00:13:45,345 - Hello! - Hey, Rachel. 408 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,047 Larry Dorf, what's the good word? 409 00:13:47,048 --> 00:13:48,212 - Is this for me? - Yes. 410 00:13:48,213 --> 00:13:49,483 - Ooh, thank you. - That is for you. Sorry, Pat. 411 00:13:49,484 --> 00:13:50,784 Never in my wildest dreams 412 00:13:50,785 --> 00:13:52,219 did I imagine that you'd be coming. 413 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:53,787 Oh, I'll get my own drink. 414 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:55,055 Okay. 415 00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:56,690 Now that I think about it, uh, this bar, 416 00:13:56,691 --> 00:13:58,691 I have a problem with my card 'cause of the strip 417 00:13:58,692 --> 00:14:01,094 and, like, the chip or something with the machine. 418 00:14:01,095 --> 00:14:02,294 Do you guys have a tab? 419 00:14:02,295 --> 00:14:03,331 - No. - Larry does. 420 00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:04,498 Open tab. 421 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:06,166 Thank you, Rachel. 422 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,567 How about we get something mellow? 423 00:14:07,568 --> 00:14:09,469 Something on the less expensive side. 424 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:10,571 Great, thanks, Larry. 425 00:14:10,572 --> 00:14:13,172 Just like a domestic bottled beer. 426 00:14:13,173 --> 00:14:14,741 (whispers) Why did you bring your roommate? 427 00:14:14,742 --> 00:14:16,768 I didn't bring him. He's an adult, he's not a dog. 428 00:14:16,769 --> 00:14:18,001 Well, really quick before he gets back, 429 00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:19,012 Rachel chickened out. 430 00:14:19,013 --> 00:14:20,480 - What? - She didn't pitch Ben. 431 00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:23,517 I did not chicken out. It wasn't the right time. 432 00:14:23,518 --> 00:14:25,752 - What happened? - I think it's a good thing. 433 00:14:25,753 --> 00:14:27,086 - I really do. - Why? 434 00:14:27,087 --> 00:14:28,888 Because I think we need to make this project 435 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:31,457 more enticing before we pitch it to Melissa. 436 00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,560 - Oh, my God. - Now, my idea, 437 00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:36,430 if we can attach someone equally famous 438 00:14:36,431 --> 00:14:38,099 to play Mr. First Lady, 439 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:39,600 then Melissa's gonna want to do it. 440 00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:41,768 - That's good! - She'll be asking us to do it. 441 00:14:41,769 --> 00:14:43,570 - That's good. - So what are we gonna do? 442 00:14:43,571 --> 00:14:45,471 Are we gonna drive around town with a Star Map 443 00:14:45,472 --> 00:14:47,173 and start blowing people? 444 00:14:47,174 --> 00:14:49,502 Well, are we talking, like, Kevin Costner or... 445 00:14:49,503 --> 00:14:51,086 I didn't think you'd say Kevin Costner. 446 00:14:51,087 --> 00:14:53,013 - God. - What about Jason Bateman? 447 00:14:53,014 --> 00:14:55,114 Right? He was in "Identify Thief" with Melissa. 448 00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:57,249 - Oh, yes. - Like a known comedy duo. 449 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:58,985 Oh, that's a great... yes! 450 00:14:58,986 --> 00:15:01,022 - People love them together. - Yes, that's a fantastic idea. 451 00:15:01,023 --> 00:15:03,046 They were great. Did you ever see "Identity Thief"? 452 00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:04,865 - They were fantastic. - You did not see it. 453 00:15:04,866 --> 00:15:06,159 I didn't see it, 454 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,943 but people said they loved it, all over town. 455 00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:09,397 - Best movie of the year. - Great. 456 00:15:09,398 --> 00:15:11,230 That's what they said, best. 457 00:15:11,231 --> 00:15:12,765 Great, so can you call him? 458 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,567 - Why would I call him? - Well, don't you have his number? 459 00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:15,936 Why would I have his number? 460 00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:17,640 Hugh, weren't you in "Arrested Development? 461 00:15:17,641 --> 00:15:19,239 Yeah, that was a Justin Bateman show. 462 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,874 I had one line 463 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,409 and it was not to "Justin Bateman" 464 00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:25,311 whose name is Jason Bateman! 465 00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:26,975 - Well, that's the same thing. - Too loud. 466 00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:28,348 What about Jason Bateman? 467 00:15:28,349 --> 00:15:29,682 Nothing. What is that? 468 00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:32,152 That's not a beer, that's not a cheap... thing. 469 00:15:32,153 --> 00:15:34,086 - It's Kahl?a. - Jesus. 470 00:15:34,087 --> 00:15:36,255 Does anyone we know know Jason Bateman? 471 00:15:36,256 --> 00:15:37,624 - No! - Someone's got to. 472 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:40,359 - I know Jason Bateman. - How? 473 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,297 I play pickup basketball with him every Saturday. 474 00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:44,881 How is it you have never mentioned that? 475 00:15:44,882 --> 00:15:47,619 I don't know, is it interesting? 476 00:15:51,766 --> 00:15:53,869 (Larry) What do we do, just go up to him and ask him? 477 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,676 Or do we wait until halftime? 478 00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:57,978 Larry, it's pickup basketball, there's no halftime. 479 00:15:57,979 --> 00:15:59,079 Yes. 480 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,465 Let's just feel it out, all right? 481 00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:01,889 Yeah. First, we need to impress him 482 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:04,277 with our game, with our hustle. 483 00:16:04,278 --> 00:16:05,661 Hey, Larry, Larry, please, please. 484 00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:07,146 Let's just be normal, all right? 485 00:16:07,147 --> 00:16:08,850 (Larry) Eye on the prize. Eye on the prize. 486 00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:10,957 Hey, Pat... Pat, we're, uh, we're all ready. 487 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:13,661 Hey, guys, this, uh, Larry and Hugh. 488 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:14,829 - Hey, Larry. - Larry. 489 00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:15,995 - Jason. - Good to meet you. 490 00:16:15,996 --> 00:16:17,697 You already know Hugh, you guys 491 00:16:17,698 --> 00:16:19,801 worked on "Arrested Development" together, Hugh said. 492 00:16:19,802 --> 00:16:20,933 - Geez, Pat. - Oh, yeah? 493 00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,235 Uh, well, you know, 494 00:16:22,236 --> 00:16:24,504 it was all the... you... the main people and then... 495 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,805 Pleasure. 496 00:16:25,806 --> 00:16:27,874 Did we work together on the show? 497 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:28,975 Was I in that scene? 498 00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:30,844 Uh... you were, but it was big group. 499 00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:34,440 And, uh, I was a policeman, but I had to wear my own jeans. 500 00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:35,864 So I think they did... they just... 501 00:16:35,865 --> 00:16:36,950 I think I was in the back. 502 00:16:36,951 --> 00:16:38,618 There was a man kind of in front of me. 503 00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:40,019 Huh! 504 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:42,203 - Well, great to see you again. - Good to see you, too. 505 00:16:42,204 --> 00:16:43,657 Feed the beast. 506 00:16:43,658 --> 00:16:45,425 That's you? You're the beast? 507 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:46,690 - That's right. - There you go. 508 00:16:46,691 --> 00:16:48,194 - The best needs to roar. - All right. 509 00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:49,495 One, two, three, shot! 510 00:16:49,496 --> 00:16:50,529 Quick release. 511 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:51,565 Is that a pass or a shot? 512 00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,066 We're gonna shoot for teams. 513 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,850 Whoever makes it... first three to make it... 514 00:16:54,851 --> 00:16:55,850 - Here we go. - Then we'll know who we got. 515 00:16:55,851 --> 00:16:56,836 - No! - Well... 516 00:16:56,837 --> 00:16:59,299 Let me explain the concept. We're just gonna... 517 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,643 First three guys to make a basket 518 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,509 are on the same team. 519 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,579 - You got great energy. - (chuckling) 520 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,682 There we go. Oh, so warm already. 521 00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:11,469 - I can feel your humidity. - You are great. 522 00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:12,903 You were great in "Identity Thief." 523 00:17:12,904 --> 00:17:13,687 (groans) 524 00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:15,189 I saw it, I saw it. 525 00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:16,489 There it is, that's one, guys. 526 00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,223 I saw "Identity Thief" like five times. 527 00:17:18,224 --> 00:17:20,928 - Oh, yeah? - I saw it, it's an awesome movie. 528 00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:23,396 Thank you, I thought it was kind of under-appreciated, right? 529 00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:24,980 Hey, Larry, switch. Why don't we switch? 530 00:17:24,981 --> 00:17:26,066 No, I got him, I got him! 531 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,067 We're on offense, Larry. 532 00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:29,335 Larry, we're on offense! 533 00:17:29,336 --> 00:17:30,470 I'm actually guarding you right now. 534 00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:31,897 All right, just give it to me then. 535 00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:33,441 Hugh and I have this idea for a movie. 536 00:17:33,442 --> 00:17:35,608 - What's that? - It's called Mr. First Lady. 537 00:17:35,609 --> 00:17:37,210 It's awesome, it's written for you. 538 00:17:37,211 --> 00:17:38,545 - A male first lady? - Yeah. 539 00:17:38,546 --> 00:17:39,547 - Okay. - Yeah. 540 00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:40,940 Good shot. 541 00:17:40,941 --> 00:17:42,484 Are you pitching me a movie right now? 542 00:17:42,485 --> 00:17:43,349 Huh? Yeah. 543 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:44,351 Why don't we wait for a time out? 544 00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:45,585 No, it's written for you. 545 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,931 It's great, it's perfect for you. 546 00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,467 Love to hear about it after the game. 547 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,891 548 00:17:50,892 --> 00:17:53,126 Let me explain the concept of basketball to you real quick. 549 00:17:53,127 --> 00:17:54,928 - Hey, Lar! Lar! - You're looking for the ball, 550 00:17:54,929 --> 00:17:56,512 and you wanna put the ball in the hole. 551 00:17:56,513 --> 00:17:57,776 - Yeah. - That gets you a point. 552 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,597 Most points wins. 553 00:17:58,598 --> 00:17:59,932 Why don't we switch, Lar? 554 00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:02,201 There's an offensive component to the game, okay? 555 00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:04,104 (Hugh) Larry, Larry, why don't we switch? 556 00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:05,704 He's a piece of work. 557 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:06,873 Oh, God, you're so sweaty. 558 00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:08,275 Oh, my God, Larry, stop that! 559 00:18:08,276 --> 00:18:09,899 - Let's switch, let's switch... - No, no. 560 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,034 I'm gonna wake up pregnant in the morning, 561 00:18:11,035 --> 00:18:12,645 it's gonna be your pal's problem. 562 00:18:12,646 --> 00:18:14,114 Come on, Larry, cut it out! 563 00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:16,682 You son of a bitch. Larry, stay back! 564 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:17,918 He's a regular guy! 565 00:18:17,919 --> 00:18:19,752 No! He's not a regular guy! 566 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:21,216 - That's why we're here! - Good shot. 567 00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:22,957 Here we go, balls out. 568 00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:24,192 Yeah. 569 00:18:25,961 --> 00:18:28,028 Not in my house! 570 00:18:28,029 --> 00:18:29,628 Ow! Oh, God! 571 00:18:29,629 --> 00:18:31,431 - (groaning) - What? What? 572 00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:33,133 - Oh, God! Hoo! - Larry! 573 00:18:33,134 --> 00:18:35,269 - Are you all right? - Oh, my God, are you all right? 574 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,013 (Jason) Completely gave out, did you see it? 575 00:18:37,014 --> 00:18:39,439 Oh, God damn it, Larry! God damn it, God damn it! 576 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,511 I didn't do it! I didn't do it! 577 00:18:42,676 --> 00:18:43,844 It's not my fault. 578 00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:45,145 I didn't say it was your fault. 579 00:18:45,146 --> 00:18:46,569 Well, it's sort of your fault, I mean, 580 00:18:46,570 --> 00:18:48,200 you're the one that said we'd have Melissa for the meeting. 581 00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:49,883 And here we are, and we don't have Melissa for the meeting. 582 00:18:49,884 --> 00:18:51,384 My God, quit gang banging me. 583 00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,552 Will you learn what that term means, or don't use it. 584 00:18:53,553 --> 00:18:54,621 Oh, hey, guys. 585 00:18:54,622 --> 00:18:55,621 - Gavin! - Oh, Gavin. 586 00:18:55,622 --> 00:18:56,722 - Darling. - Hey. 587 00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:57,856 Hey... What? 588 00:18:57,857 --> 00:18:59,592 Um, look, I am so, so sorry. 589 00:18:59,593 --> 00:19:02,695 But I have to... I have to reschedule our meeting, okay? 590 00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:03,829 What?! 591 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,099 - Ohh... no... - Okay, all right. Great. 592 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,443 We're in a little bit of a crisis 593 00:19:07,444 --> 00:19:08,627 over here at the moment. 594 00:19:08,628 --> 00:19:10,451 We were about to start shooting this new movie 595 00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:11,652 with Jason Bateman, 596 00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:13,516 and we just found out that he's in the hospital 597 00:19:13,517 --> 00:19:15,189 having knee surgery, so... 598 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,792 We are sort of scrambling over here, um... 599 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,427 Knee surgery, really? From that? 600 00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:21,011 That's gotta be a preexisting condition. 601 00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:22,430 Larry. That is terrible. 602 00:19:22,431 --> 00:19:24,198 You know, we'll reschedule and, uh... 603 00:19:24,199 --> 00:19:25,534 Hey, is Melissa here? 604 00:19:25,535 --> 00:19:26,834 Oh... 605 00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:28,202 Melissa is here. 606 00:19:28,203 --> 00:19:31,771 Um, but she is going to the bathroom right now. 607 00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:34,042 - She's peeing. - Yeah, she's not going... 608 00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:35,059 There's nothing wrong with her stomach... 609 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:35,642 It's just pee-pee. 610 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:37,344 She's just using the restroom. 611 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:38,947 She doesn't have diarrhea or... 612 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:40,515 We don't know what she's doing, she's using the bathroom. 613 00:19:40,516 --> 00:19:42,499 - Yeah, it's normal. - Everyone uses the bathroom. 614 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,151 - Sure. - Stars are like us. 615 00:19:44,152 --> 00:19:45,585 That's great, guys. 616 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,729 Um, I'm just gonna stay here and wait for her, though. 617 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:48,922 I got to make a few calls. 618 00:19:48,923 --> 00:19:50,746 But, you know, when she gets out, I'll say hi. 619 00:19:50,747 --> 00:19:52,059 Oh, uh... 620 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,594 Yeah, uh... you wait and... 621 00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,597 - But... - ...we're gonna take off. 622 00:19:56,598 --> 00:19:58,600 I'll be in touch, all right? I got to make a call. 623 00:19:58,601 --> 00:20:00,200 - Thank you so much, Gavin. - Thank you. 624 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:02,903 - That's so... - That's crazy. 625 00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:05,640 That's amazing. I guess it's official, no Justin Bateman. 626 00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:08,942 Uh, Jason, and it was official long before this moment. 627 00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:10,245 This is a great thing. 628 00:20:10,246 --> 00:20:12,345 Now we have more time to get Melissa. 629 00:20:12,346 --> 00:20:13,948 It's amazing. 630 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:15,517 Where the hell is this elevator? 631 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:17,151 God, he's gonna get off the phone soon. 632 00:20:17,152 --> 00:20:18,553 Can we just take the stairs? 633 00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:20,455 I don't know where the God damn stairs are. 634 00:20:20,456 --> 00:20:22,036 (whispering) Find the stairs, just... 635 00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,693 (whispering) Go, just go that way. 636 00:20:25,694 --> 00:20:27,027 Get... go! 637 00:20:27,028 --> 00:20:28,597 Yeah, so what did he say? 638 00:20:29,364 --> 00:20:30,666 Jason, who else? 639 00:20:31,767 --> 00:20:33,350 Well, I don't know, I mean, it's been... 640 00:20:33,351 --> 00:20:36,036 It's tough you know, what are we supposed to do about it? 641 00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,838 - Larry. Get down here. - What? 642 00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:39,039 What are we doing out there? 643 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,701 - Don't yell at me, I'm gonna go up... - How is he feeling? 644 00:20:40,702 --> 00:20:42,617 - I wanna go up and around. - No, he should get the surgery 645 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,201 - We'll talk about it afterwards. - Shh! 646 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,742 We'll figure something out, I mean, maybe we can shoot some... 647 00:20:47,216 --> 00:20:49,618 - God damn it. - Careful. 648 00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:52,650 I don't think this is right. 649 00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:54,854 Wait! 650 00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:56,224 Larry! My Go... 651 00:20:56,225 --> 00:20:57,257 This is not my fault. 652 00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:58,325 Oh, whose fault is it? 653 00:20:58,326 --> 00:20:59,526 I don't know. Melissa? 654 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,261 How in the hell is this Melissa's fault? 655 00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:02,462 Where did we park? 656 00:21:02,463 --> 00:21:04,198 - Lot G. - Lot G. 657 00:21:04,199 --> 00:21:06,601 Level G, maybe Level G. 658 00:21:06,602 --> 00:21:07,936 Or "J." 659 00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:10,371 Anybody! 660 00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:12,039 How could there be nobody out here? 661 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,974 Hello! 662 00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:15,508 663 00:21:15,509 --> 00:21:17,878 Level G is what we're looking for! 664 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,514 Why don't you write down where we park? 665 00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:21,114 Why am I in charge of where we park? 666 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:23,584 - Well, you're not anymore. - Good. 667 00:21:23,585 --> 00:21:25,079 Great. 668 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,743 (Hugh) There's a parking lot full of cars, 669 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,221 there's not a human being anywhere. 670 00:21:28,222 --> 00:21:29,289 (Rachel) Somebody? 671 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:30,858 (Hugh) Anybody! 672 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:38,157 673 00:21:38,207 --> 00:21:42,757 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48772

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