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This is... - Intercom, play Bhangra. 9 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:26,320 Well... hear we are again, Electroclash. 10 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,680 Abuse of powers and bringing your cape into disrepute. 11 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,422 I don't wear a cape, actually. 12 00:01:31,542 --> 00:01:34,030 Last time you were in front of the Superpowers Authority 13 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:35,920 was for defrauding a cigarette machine. 14 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,626 Whoa! Crime of the century! 15 00:01:37,746 --> 00:01:40,240 This time it's for exploding a dialysis machine. 16 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,447 - Self-defence. - Electrocuting a monkey. 17 00:01:42,567 --> 00:01:46,080 - Also self-defence. - And erm... something about a vibrator. 18 00:01:46,435 --> 00:01:47,280 Tape stop. 19 00:01:48,494 --> 00:01:49,727 Oh, very clever. 20 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:52,126 Scribe here is taking notes. 21 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,039 - What's your power? - Shorthand. 22 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:55,256 That's not a power. 23 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:57,334 Normally, you would be suspended. 24 00:01:57,454 --> 00:02:00,038 But out of respect for your parents, we'll let you off. 25 00:02:00,158 --> 00:02:02,378 - Oh, mint! - With community service. 26 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:03,300 Fuck! 27 00:02:05,243 --> 00:02:07,797 Zerox, run five of those off for me, please. 28 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,400 Bet you're fun at the office party! 29 00:02:16,501 --> 00:02:17,988 - All right? - Hello. 30 00:02:18,993 --> 00:02:19,925 Wanker! 31 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:27,440 Look at this. The Hotness, The Hotness, The Hotness, The Hotness. 32 00:02:27,601 --> 00:02:28,732 Superhero stickers! 33 00:02:28,852 --> 00:02:31,655 I can't afford a mouth to piss in and you buy these? 34 00:02:31,775 --> 00:02:34,308 - One pack had two of me in it. - Oh, congratulations! 35 00:02:34,428 --> 00:02:37,286 No, Don. The more they print of you, the more shit you are. 36 00:02:37,406 --> 00:02:41,247 It's true. Look who he's with. Space Pony, The Cobbler. Thrush. 37 00:02:41,367 --> 00:02:43,160 My problem is, I don't get the right press. 38 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,657 You don't get any! Recognition factor, minus 6. 39 00:02:45,777 --> 00:02:47,880 - I wish I was that anonymous. - I'm not anonymous. 40 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,160 He's got the same recognition factor as Miasma. 41 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,234 - He's invisible. - Oh, hello. 42 00:02:52,354 --> 00:02:55,120 - Are they letting villains in now? - Don't make me stab you, Alex. 43 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,437 - Did you get suspended? - Worse. 44 00:02:57,557 --> 00:02:59,415 Community fucking service. 45 00:02:59,535 --> 00:03:01,267 - Ouch. - 20 hours... 46 00:03:01,387 --> 00:03:04,195 mentoring a sidekick with behavioural difficulties. 47 00:03:04,315 --> 00:03:06,640 Sidekicks are there for an easy fuck. 48 00:03:06,801 --> 00:03:08,480 And to help you solve crimes. 49 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,565 - And that too. - So, you're gonna have some... 50 00:03:10,685 --> 00:03:14,761 immature little prick tagging around after you for a whole day. 51 00:03:14,881 --> 00:03:16,379 I managed two years with you. 52 00:03:16,499 --> 00:03:17,327 Yeah! 53 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:20,760 I mean, I'm meant to be a positive role model. 54 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,310 Show 'em there's more to life than getting pissed. 55 00:03:23,430 --> 00:03:26,267 - We all know that's not true. - So, where are you taking him? 56 00:03:26,387 --> 00:03:28,124 The Science Museum? Laserquest? 57 00:03:28,244 --> 00:03:30,674 - Megabowl? The ice rink? - You should be on a register. 58 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,840 What about a petting Zoo. It's lambing season. 59 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,180 It's also happy hour. 60 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:37,960 So we'll be doing community service the old-fashioned way: in the pub. 61 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,000 - Oh. Can I fuck him? - No. 62 00:03:41,337 --> 00:03:42,997 Got... got. 63 00:03:43,778 --> 00:03:44,639 Got. 64 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:45,742 Need. 65 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,400 - Got... - Usual, please, Norse Dave. 66 00:03:50,342 --> 00:03:52,400 Hey, everyone. It's Hot Flush! 67 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,758 The Hotness. Hello, Devlin! Hello, Devlin's little disciples. 68 00:03:55,878 --> 00:03:59,440 We've got some pictures of you here. Around 30 of them, to be honest. 69 00:04:00,228 --> 00:04:02,680 Don't suppose you've got one Excelsor to swap? 70 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,518 I'm not 10 years old, Devlin. 71 00:04:04,638 --> 00:04:07,360 You'd know the Excelsor had a shiny silver background. 72 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,080 - Recognition factor, 400. - 300, actually! 73 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,264 Whatever. 74 00:04:11,707 --> 00:04:14,520 Hey. Great work saving that car ferry last week. 75 00:04:14,877 --> 00:04:16,600 It was you who saved the car ferry. 76 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,640 Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Great work. 77 00:04:19,952 --> 00:04:21,015 Brilliant... 78 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,100 - Is that guy checking me out? - Ooh, that's Carl. 79 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,240 - You know what his power is? - Sarah, I'm about people, not powers. 80 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,965 Why does everyone think they can take the piss out of me? 81 00:04:35,085 --> 00:04:37,004 Cos you're a harmless little puppy fart. 82 00:04:37,124 --> 00:04:38,891 I'm not a puppy fart. I can be trouble. 83 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:40,565 You don't know what trouble is. 84 00:04:40,685 --> 00:04:42,913 That was my fourth time in front of the SPA today. 85 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,844 You're punishment is babysitting. 86 00:04:44,964 --> 00:04:47,600 They wouldn't trust me near a vulnerable young boy. 87 00:04:48,062 --> 00:04:49,240 Not in a Don way. 88 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,686 Listen. I can be a fucking hell-raiser. 89 00:04:51,806 --> 00:04:54,286 I just need to find a place where I can express it. 90 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:56,177 Well, don't express it anywhere near me. 91 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,920 OK, I won't. Don? Let's go. 92 00:04:59,080 --> 00:04:59,868 Me? 93 00:04:59,988 --> 00:05:03,240 I can't go on my own. You've got a great reputation. 94 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,800 Drinking, swearing. 95 00:05:05,477 --> 00:05:06,718 Torturing people. 96 00:05:06,838 --> 00:05:10,545 No, Alex. Why don't you take some of your other friends. Like Dimbo, or... 97 00:05:10,665 --> 00:05:12,249 - Drizzler? - Come on. 98 00:05:12,369 --> 00:05:14,830 There must be some way I can persuade you. 99 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,720 Yeah, OK. That'll do it. 100 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,448 - Fine. I'll pay for your drinks. - Behave yourselves, boys. 101 00:05:20,568 --> 00:05:21,730 No chance. 102 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:24,842 - Ready to raise hell, gay boy? - Jesus Christ! 103 00:05:25,302 --> 00:05:27,520 We'll do the play fighting later. 104 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,761 - What are you on about? - All right. 105 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:31,800 I'm a superhero! I got ID! 106 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,029 I have 2 staples in my side from the Falklands, 107 00:05:34,149 --> 00:05:35,840 but it doesn't make me Linda Lusardi. 108 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,272 - The Falklands and Linda Lusardi? - Exactly. You're a kid. Bugger off! 109 00:05:39,392 --> 00:05:41,126 I've got this, Dave. All right? 110 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,319 No sidekicks in here. All right? 111 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,201 I'm not a fucking sidekick! 112 00:05:45,321 --> 00:05:48,360 Well, you're not Purple Torrent either. She's Japanese, for one thingands, 113 00:05:34,149 --> 00:05:35,840 but it doesn't make me Linda Lusardi. 114 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,272 - The Falklands and Linda Lusardi? - Exactly. You're a kid. Bugger off! 115 00:05:39,392 --> 00:05:41,126 I've got this, Dave. All right? 116 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:43,319 No sidekicks in here. All right? 117 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,201 I'm not a fucking sidekick! 118 00:05:45,321 --> 00:05:48,360 Well, you're not Purple Torrent either. She's Japanese, for one thing! 119 00:05:48,521 --> 00:05:49,475 Racialist! 120 00:05:49,595 --> 00:05:53,000 All right. You leave me no choice but to summon my monkeythunder. 121 00:05:53,975 --> 00:05:55,360 Whoa, there, chimp-gimp. 122 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,558 We haven't got two hours to wait for your monkeys. 123 00:05:57,678 --> 00:06:00,584 No. It's quicker now. I've found this place in Wiltshire. 124 00:06:00,704 --> 00:06:03,242 It's more expensive, but they're here in 40, 45 minutes. 125 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:06,280 - He's with me. - You know the rules. Over 21s only. 126 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,678 No sidekicks. I'm in enough trouble for serving that 12-year-old. 127 00:06:09,798 --> 00:06:11,935 Hey. He was half wolf. How were we to know? 128 00:06:12,055 --> 00:06:14,560 I'll look after him, OK? Just give him a drink. 129 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,400 - Something from the kids' menu. - Stand down, Thundermonkey. 130 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,120 Stand down. 131 00:06:24,242 --> 00:06:25,728 Are you Alcotrash? 132 00:06:25,848 --> 00:06:27,840 - Close enough. - First thing, 133 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,885 don't touch me, or you'll be eating through a straw. 134 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,360 Best make it a triple, Dave. 135 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,465 - Where are you taking us, bad boy? - Somewhere dangerous. 136 00:06:37,585 --> 00:06:40,520 Where the women are dirty and the bar does not serve soft drinks. 137 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,240 Somewhere so shocking, it's gonna be front page news. 138 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,927 Oh. Sounds good. 139 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:52,400 You don't actually know anywhere like this, do you, Alex? 140 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,189 - Waggamommas? - It's OK. 141 00:06:55,309 --> 00:06:57,384 I know lots of places. Very dark, very seedy. 142 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:58,942 You can do whatever you like. 143 00:06:59,062 --> 00:07:02,280 Just to clarify, I wanna be seen as a bad boy, not a gay boy. 144 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,440 OK. I know a strip club. The girls are pretty hot. 145 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,775 They'll even be nice to a sad wanker like you, cos... 146 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,625 it's what they're paid for. 147 00:07:09,745 --> 00:07:11,280 Sounds fucking amazing! 148 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,080 - Let's get this over with, shall we? - Whatever. 149 00:07:16,241 --> 00:07:20,040 Never knew you had a kid. Must have been young when you had him. 24, 25? 150 00:07:20,201 --> 00:07:21,960 I'm not his mother. Are you his granddad? 151 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,080 Might be. How big's your cock? 152 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,035 Your mum didn't complain? 153 00:07:26,355 --> 00:07:29,120 - I'm looking after him. - Oh, looking after him. I get it. 154 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,821 Relive your own youth by banging this one. 155 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:35,364 Good luck, son. Give her one for me, yeah? 156 00:07:35,484 --> 00:07:36,494 Fuck off! 157 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:38,000 Careful, kid. 158 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,805 - Why? Are you a paedophile? - You wish. 159 00:07:51,384 --> 00:07:54,960 I like it! Sexy, glamorous and a little bit dangerous. 160 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:57,680 - Somewhat like me. - It's a fucking dump. 161 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,240 - But it's where the bad people go. - Just stick with me. You'll be OK. 162 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,042 My God! I can see a girl's boobs! 163 00:08:03,162 --> 00:08:04,480 Hi, Don. Usual? 164 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,990 - Hey, Caley. How's the new tits? - Good. Do you want a feel? 165 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:11,520 Very nice, if you like that kind of thing. 166 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,160 I'll get you some drinks. 167 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,400 How did you find this place? It's amazing! 168 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,240 I came here once. Followed this guy to the toilet. 169 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,080 Cut his dong off with a flick knife. 170 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,454 - It was a work thing. - Well, none of that tonight. 171 00:08:22,574 --> 00:08:25,438 Don't steal my thunder. No-one likes a thunder thief. 172 00:08:26,209 --> 00:08:28,880 - Shall I introduce you to the girls? - No. Yes. 173 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:29,945 No. OK. 174 00:08:30,590 --> 00:08:32,208 Can I touch a boob? 175 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:40,400 He's still watching me. Look. We're flirting. 176 00:08:42,216 --> 00:08:44,079 Jenny. About Carl. 177 00:08:44,735 --> 00:08:47,400 Oi! Stop sniffing pens! He keeps doing that. 178 00:08:49,031 --> 00:08:52,560 - Oh, yeah. This is Jenny. - Hello, there. And what's your name? 179 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:53,920 My name is Suck My... 180 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,200 - Jack! His name is Jack! - And what powers have you got, Jack? 181 00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:06,955 There's a rule. Don't use your powers in here. 182 00:09:07,075 --> 00:09:10,160 Well, we'll go somewhere else, then. Show you what I can do. 183 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,633 Rule Two. Save the sexual innuendo for someone who's interested. 184 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,360 She looks interested. Don't look like she gets much. 185 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,640 I hear you've had some problems with the police. 186 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:21,240 It's hard, growing up different. I remember how it was. 187 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:24,000 No-one playing kiss chase with me in case I broke their ribs. 188 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,000 But I made it. And now I'm the world's third strongest person. 189 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,720 Where it matters... on the inside. 190 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,211 If there's anything you wanna ask me... 191 00:09:31,331 --> 00:09:34,160 - Ever snapped a man's cock off? - No. No, I haven't. 192 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,200 - What have you heard? - Excuse me? 193 00:09:36,361 --> 00:09:38,640 Look, I... I don't suppose you'd... 194 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,280 You know, I'm just gonna grab a quick game of pool. 195 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,920 I thought you were gonna help me rehabilitate him. 196 00:09:44,081 --> 00:09:48,290 But flirty man's asked me to play pool. And he's not as nice as I expected. 197 00:09:48,410 --> 00:09:51,348 Course he's not. That's the whole fucking point! 198 00:09:51,468 --> 00:09:53,120 - Dozy cow! - I know. 199 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:54,696 Same again? 200 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:56,400 Yeah, go on, then. 201 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:03,037 - You have a beautiful action, Jenny. - Thank you. 202 00:10:03,157 --> 00:10:05,360 So, how come I've not seen you here before? 203 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:08,320 It's Carl. I've been travelling the oceans. 204 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,760 - Ooh, a sailor. - Not exactly. 205 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:14,036 Maybe you've heard of me. I have the power... 206 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:17,440 Shh! No need to talk powers. Let's get acquainted as Jenny and Carl. 207 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:18,920 Like normal people. 208 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,880 Aye-aye, captain. Tell you what, though. I'm gasping. 209 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:25,300 Why don't you take your shot while I grab myself a quick ale? 210 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,520 Erm, all right, there, Jenny? 211 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,760 - What's all this? - Hi, Simon. I'm just playing pool. 212 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,240 You've never played with me. 213 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,514 - Do you mind? Carl's at the bar. - Need any help? 214 00:10:38,634 --> 00:10:41,360 - I'm fine, thanks. - Get that one over the corner pocket. 215 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,364 Gentle tap, mind. None of your she-force. 216 00:10:43,484 --> 00:10:44,762 Please! Go away! 217 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,160 There we are. Nice and snug. 218 00:10:49,402 --> 00:10:51,193 Final warning, Simon. 219 00:10:52,897 --> 00:10:54,818 Let's take our time here, yeah? 220 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,491 Slip it in... 221 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,632 Nice and gently. 222 00:11:00,482 --> 00:11:02,609 Hi! Ooh, I missed. 223 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,285 And I missed you, Jenny. 224 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,067 I need more vodka. 225 00:11:14,337 --> 00:11:16,055 Yeah. I've just seen The Hotness 226 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,940 going into the Paradise Island strip club. Sounds like trouble. 227 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:21,137 Hot-ness. 228 00:11:21,588 --> 00:11:24,540 No, that's a place in Devon. He's a famous superhero. 229 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:27,760 Well, you'd better get here quick, cos it's all about to kick off. 230 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:29,920 Just... tipping off the paps there. 231 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,248 Alex, you're a C-list hero in a shitty strip club on a Tuesday night. 232 00:11:33,368 --> 00:11:36,320 It's not interesting. It's sad, but it's not interesting. 233 00:11:36,481 --> 00:11:39,400 - Because I'm not raising hell yet. - And how do you plan to do this? 234 00:11:39,685 --> 00:11:41,480 - Erm... - Don't look at me. 235 00:11:42,572 --> 00:11:45,080 Come on, girls! Get your kit off! 236 00:11:45,241 --> 00:11:47,440 Oh, my God. It's a strip club. That's the point. 237 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,456 Er, we could have a fight. 238 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,101 Though, not a proper fight. Just for show. 239 00:11:53,221 --> 00:11:56,248 You know, bit of rough and tumble, get the testosterone flowing. 240 00:11:56,368 --> 00:11:58,621 - That's quite gay. - No, it isn't. It's manly. 241 00:11:58,741 --> 00:11:59,920 Hey, bitch! 242 00:12:00,383 --> 00:12:02,880 Come on. We wanna get our drink on. 243 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,920 Thanks. Thanks very much. Lovely. 244 00:12:16,041 --> 00:12:18,506 And another! You're a hustler. 245 00:12:18,626 --> 00:12:19,760 Oh, shush! 246 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,657 I bet that's your cape name, isn't it? Hustle Girl. 247 00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:26,385 With the power to draw innocent men into games they can never win. 248 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:28,240 That's not a power, silly. 249 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,325 Then, maybe it's about your eyes. 250 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,080 The power to have really beautiful eyes. 251 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:36,240 But, I couldn't save anyone's life with that power, could I? 252 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,856 Oh... I don't know, Jenny. 253 00:12:40,225 --> 00:12:41,440 I think you just have. 254 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,142 Don't be silly, you. Silly. 255 00:12:54,177 --> 00:12:55,181 Try that. 256 00:12:58,939 --> 00:13:01,823 Oh, fuck me! What's in it? Paraffin? 257 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,823 And the rest. And that is just to get us started. 258 00:13:06,192 --> 00:13:08,580 I don't suppose they're hallucinogenic, by any chance? 259 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:11,101 Yep! Not easy to get hold of... 260 00:13:11,221 --> 00:13:13,894 - with one of these on your ankle. - You knobhead! 261 00:13:14,014 --> 00:13:16,005 - Never told me you were wearing a tag. - So? 262 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,540 - So, does it record your location? - I suppose. 263 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,041 You might've said. The SPA will kill me. 264 00:13:21,161 --> 00:13:22,167 Tag unlock. 265 00:13:23,943 --> 00:13:25,557 You're a fucking genius! 266 00:13:25,677 --> 00:13:27,755 And you are a wonderful sidekick. 267 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:31,468 Give us a couple of those 'shrooms, in case I get peckish later. 268 00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,539 I can see what you're thinking, 269 00:13:38,659 --> 00:13:40,696 you recognise me, can't quite place it. 270 00:13:40,816 --> 00:13:42,599 - No. - Can't quite place it? 271 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,940 - Don't recognise you. - Imagine a costume, mask. 272 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:50,196 This mask. Come on. It's on the tip of your tongue. 273 00:13:51,045 --> 00:13:52,967 - The Hotness! - Is that your cape name? 274 00:13:53,087 --> 00:13:54,623 - Yes, it is. - It's quite gay. 275 00:13:54,743 --> 00:13:56,720 No, it isn't. Guess what my powers are. 276 00:13:57,014 --> 00:13:59,880 - Hotness? - Clever girl... for a stripper. 277 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,300 I'm a waitress. 278 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,540 I bet you don't get many capes in here, then. 279 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,760 - We get loads, actually. - Yeah, but... 280 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,119 I'm not like those others. I'm bad. 281 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,741 - So, you're a villain? - No, no, no. I mean, I'm good... 282 00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:13,599 But at the same time, I'm not good, if you see what I mean. 283 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,959 - So, you're incompetent. - No, no. 284 00:14:16,079 --> 00:14:18,282 I mean I do bad things. 285 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,359 Drink vodka, have sex with strippers. 286 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,800 - I'm a waitress. - Have sex with them, too. 287 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,591 Because you're so charming! 288 00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:27,138 I'm sure it is. 289 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:32,400 If I er... give you the nod... make yourself scarce. 290 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,420 I think I'll be fine here for now. 291 00:14:42,888 --> 00:14:45,734 Remember what you're gonna say to the nice man. 292 00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:50,907 Excuse me, Mr Thundermonkey. 293 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,921 I wanna say sorry for before. 294 00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:55,039 - I was a bit arsy with you. - Yes, you were. 295 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,231 I have problems with authority. No hard feelings, eh? 296 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:02,940 All right, young fella. 297 00:15:03,514 --> 00:15:05,539 Let's hope you've learnt your lesson. 298 00:15:05,936 --> 00:15:07,650 Tag! You're it, bellend! 299 00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:09,411 Nice work, sidekick. 300 00:15:09,531 --> 00:15:12,319 You're both complete bastards. I'll set my monkeys on you. 301 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,462 We'll have gone home by then. In fact... 302 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:17,075 you should go now, cos it's nearly curfew. 303 00:15:17,195 --> 00:15:19,114 - One last tequila on me? - Thanks, boss. 304 00:15:19,234 --> 00:15:22,723 It's allright. Community service! You've gotta give something back. 305 00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:36,860 Buck-toothed little shitbag! 306 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,079 - This for the match. - Ooh, pressure. 307 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,679 Tell you what. Get this and I'll buy you some champagne. 308 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,723 - You're trying to put me off! - And give you a kiss. 309 00:15:51,569 --> 00:15:53,600 You were definitely trying to put me off. 310 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,042 No, I wasn't. I wanted you to pot it. 311 00:15:57,314 --> 00:15:59,449 So that I could pot this. 312 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,119 You taste of scampi. 313 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:10,138 - Well, thank you. - What exactly is your power again? 314 00:16:10,258 --> 00:16:12,860 I'm Carl... aka Tigerwave. 315 00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,199 I'm a swimmer. 316 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,220 - You do have lovely strong forearms. - Oh, thanks. 317 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,136 Being half fish helps. 318 00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:24,528 I thought you just said you were half fish. 319 00:16:25,088 --> 00:16:25,840 I am. 320 00:16:27,002 --> 00:16:29,851 I'm not like a mermaid, though. I haven't got scales or anything. 321 00:16:29,971 --> 00:16:32,010 But my flesh, it isn't red meat. 322 00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:33,871 It's fish! 323 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,813 You all right? 324 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,648 Yeah. It's just the taste. 325 00:16:39,768 --> 00:16:43,560 It's not a big deal. It's just that and these flaps behind the ears. 326 00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:46,000 They're gills. 327 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,008 Gills. 328 00:16:47,293 --> 00:16:50,027 So, what exactly is this stuff on my face? 329 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:52,740 Oh, yeah. I secrete fish oils. 330 00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:55,120 You know... when I'm aroused! 331 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,712 - Omega 3! Great for the complexion. - Right. 332 00:16:57,832 --> 00:16:59,994 So, what's your number... Jenny? 333 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,095 J-E-N... 334 00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:05,399 I mean, Hotness. 335 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,544 You'd think it was a good power, sexy. 336 00:17:07,664 --> 00:17:09,707 But think about it. It's shit. 337 00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,100 Because they only want you in places that are cold. 338 00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,479 - Can I feel your boobs? - No. Right. 339 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,279 You know what my last three jobs were? Old people's homes. 340 00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:20,660 The heating breaks down and they're straight on the phone to me. 341 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,700 - Please can I feel your boobs? - No. Don? 342 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:25,100 Don't talk to him. He's gay. Talk to me! 343 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:28,574 I wanna be saving fit women like you, not old coffin dodgers. 344 00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:31,140 - Please can I feel your boobs? - Still no. 345 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,108 It's not even good PR, cos they can't remember my name. 346 00:17:34,228 --> 00:17:36,454 Last one I saved, some old biddy 347 00:17:36,574 --> 00:17:38,665 on the news said Excelsor had done it. 348 00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:41,249 Fucking Excelsor! I'll kick his arse in. 349 00:17:41,809 --> 00:17:43,738 One day. Not today. 350 00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:47,280 - Alex, what are you doing? - Smoking isn't allowed. It's the law. 351 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,024 And you don't actually smoke. 352 00:17:49,144 --> 00:17:51,027 I play by my own rules. 353 00:17:51,949 --> 00:17:54,056 Alex, you really shouldn't do that. 354 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,322 Oh, shouldn't I? 355 00:18:01,439 --> 00:18:04,060 Right... Let's try it again. 356 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,189 "Devlin shags cats." 357 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,105 - Who wrote it? - Not me. 358 00:18:09,225 --> 00:18:10,747 I don't know what you're on about. 359 00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,431 D'you mean, "Devlin BUMS cats"? 360 00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:13,771 No, it's still not us. 361 00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:16,142 Do you realise, but damage to brewery property 362 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,199 puts my arse in the firing line? 363 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,670 He just said it puts his arse in the firing line! 364 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:26,040 You're laughing now. Let's see when I sue your fluffy arse for libel. 365 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,400 - Shut up, cat rapist. - I'll rape you, you little fucker. 366 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,720 See, I can see a man's face talking, but all I can hear is, "Miaow!" 367 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,880 Well, if you won't tell me which one of you did it, I'll bar you both. 368 00:18:38,074 --> 00:18:39,880 - He did it. - What?! 369 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,040 - Bad luck, fuck bunny. - But we're a team! 370 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,608 - Did I actually say that? - Yeah, you fucking did! 371 00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:48,040 Well... Now you're the toilet cleaning part of the team. Very important. 372 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,880 - What part are you? - I'm 373 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,060 the... drinking beer while you're cleaning the toilet part. 374 00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:55,583 - Also crucial. - Get on with it. 375 00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:58,666 So... I'll see you tomorrow for more mentoring... 376 00:18:58,786 --> 00:19:00,643 Erm... maybe the Science Museum. 377 00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:03,358 Or the Petting Zoo. I hear it's lambing season. 378 00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:10,780 Jasmine? Liberty? 379 00:19:11,056 --> 00:19:13,520 Melinda? OK. All present. 380 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,438 Now! 381 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,489 Which daft bastard set the smoke alarms off, then? 382 00:19:18,609 --> 00:19:20,660 Yeah, The Hotness. That's right. 383 00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,440 Yeah. It's kicked off big time. 384 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,674 You'll want photographers, the lot. 385 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,620 So... can we go back in yet? 386 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,400 Piss off! My girls missed out on an hour of dances. 387 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:34,060 Cos of you. You're not going back in. 388 00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:36,800 - You're saying... - I think I've made myself clear. 389 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,400 - Yeah. Say it, though. Say the words. - What? 390 00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:42,863 - You're barred? - Yes! OK, ladies. 391 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:45,740 Which of you wants to play with a bad boy? 392 00:19:46,449 --> 00:19:48,254 Ha-ha. Now, one at a time. 393 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,440 Oh, so you think I'm cool now. 394 00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:55,792 My balls! 395 00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,720 Please! Not my balls! 396 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:03,040 On Power Hour tonight, the latest cape news from around the country. 397 00:20:03,339 --> 00:20:05,364 Hey! It's the hell-raisers. 398 00:20:05,816 --> 00:20:07,680 Whoa! What the fuck happened to you? 399 00:20:08,921 --> 00:20:10,153 Bad boy stuff. 400 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,519 - You wouldn't understand. - You sound like you've had a stroke. 401 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,420 Have you been in a fight? 402 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:17,569 You could call it... a fight. 403 00:20:17,689 --> 00:20:19,759 - Or getting beaten up. - By a gang. 404 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,702 Of girls. 405 00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:22,560 Let's not be patronising. They were women. 406 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:26,517 But it's no big deal. Let's just keep it a secret between ourselves. 407 00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:30,544 Look, everyone! Hotpants getting beaten up by a gang of girls! 408 00:20:35,354 --> 00:20:37,100 Look on the bright side. 409 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,399 - Worse things happen at sea! - Shut up, Sarah. 410 00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:41,160 What's her problem? 411 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,199 While you were out, Jenny fell for someone... hook, line and sinker. 412 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,399 I thought we'd stopped the fish joke game. 413 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,014 - She's just a bit crabby. - Please! Sorry. 414 00:20:49,134 --> 00:20:50,919 Not my plaice to keep carping on. 415 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:54,719 I just got beaten up by strippers. Please let me in on the fish joke game? 416 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,999 - Jenny? - OK. 417 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:59,714 I MAY have kissed a man with mild fish-based powers. 418 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,880 I hear he tastes of scampi. 419 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,178 - Yes, they do. - Wait, wait. Was he your... 420 00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:05,379 sole-mate? 421 00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:07,388 Did he have big mussels? 422 00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:10,127 - Was he a bream-boat? - Sarah did that one already. 423 00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:12,240 He wasn't here, for cod's sake! 424 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:13,931 You're being very selfish. 425 00:21:14,051 --> 00:21:15,682 Very shellfish! Get it? 426 00:21:16,102 --> 00:21:17,520 Don, you haven't done one yet. 427 00:21:17,804 --> 00:21:18,762 OK. OK. 428 00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:21,040 Did he give you crabs? 429 00:21:21,908 --> 00:21:23,640 God, no. She only kissed him. 430 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:27,386 - That doesn't work at all. - Well, English is my second language. 431 00:21:27,769 --> 00:21:28,557 Dick! 432 00:21:28,607 --> 00:21:33,157 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34135

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