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Previously onNo Activity...
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Half your softball team has
gone down for corruption now.
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Throw me a block.
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Are you gonna ride with me,
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or are you gonna try your luck
on your own?
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Mm...CULLEN: Another wise investment
by Tolbeck.
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Man, you have been burning
through the money lately.
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[devices chiming]Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Everyone in the office
has the video.
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Wonder why I didn't get it.
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Oh-- Oh, there it is.
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I put in an application
for the FBI.
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My little woodpecker's
leaving the nest.
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FRANKIE: That's not
Señor Feathers.
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Busted. You got me.
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I got word that Big Boy
is feeling better,
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and the fight is back on
for tomorrow night.
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MARCO:
Frankie, I'm sorry to say
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you've made the board.
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You're one of the bad guys.
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TOLBECK: [whoops]
I'm so excited.
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This is so perfect.
Hmm.
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Everything is coming together.Okay.
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Joint raid with the FBI.Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, Cullen,
I'm so excited for you.Okay.
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I'm-I'm excited, too,
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just take it down a notch, okay?Oh, God.
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I feel like a stage mom.Yeah.
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I hate you.
You're prettier than me.
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Okay, stop it, stop it,
okay? Just...
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T-They're not gonna
notice me, all right?
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It's not like they, they're
gonna see me make an arrest
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and go, "Oh, my God,
look at that guy.
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He's got what it takes, he's got
the right stuff. Sign him up."
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Are they?
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You've been thinking about this,
haven't you?
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A little bit.Come on. Let me hear you say,
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"Freeze. Special Agent Cullen."Shut up.
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Come on.Freeze. Special Agent Cullen.
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Nice.
Yeah.
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Now do it like you're talking
to a room full of hostages,
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and you're letting them know
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that everything
is gonna be okay. Okay.
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Freeze. Special Agent Cullen.
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Now do it like a throwaway,
just don't even care about it.
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Just like, "Meh, meh, meh."
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Freeze. Special Agent Cullen.
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Say it like
you're on a motorcycle
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and you're getting ready
to shoot at somebody.
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Freeze! Special Agent Cullen!
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Okay, do it like you just
bit into a burrito
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and your-your mouth is burning.Okay.
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Freeze... oh.
Special Agent Cullen.
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Wow. I, really, I bought that.
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Okay, do it like
you're talking to some kids,
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like, really tiny kids.Okay, okay. Freeze.
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Special Agent Cullen.Okay, now this time,
do it like you're,
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like, just jumped out of the
car, and you stub your foot...Okay.
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pull out your gun
at the same time.
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Okay. Freeze-- ah! Special
Agent Cu-- This is stupid.
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This is stupid. When are we
gonna talk about the suit?
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You know what? My dad told me
there's only two things
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matter in life.Mm-hmm?
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One: a good suit-- mm--
two: don't eat dog.
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Don't eat dog?
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Yes. Don't eat dog.
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Why?
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Because I-I guess when he was
younger, somebody tricked him
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into eating dog,
and he was not happy about it.
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FATIMA: Car 27, please report.Uh-huh.
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Uh, this is Car 27. Go ahead.
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Please be advised
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that Car 42 will be joining you
on the raid.
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Oh, fuck.
Oh...
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Leary and Bell?
They're mean.
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Didn't Bell and Leary
go down for corruption?
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No, they're clean.
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They're assholes,
but they're clean ones.
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I could've sworn
they went down for something.
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No, they're still riding high
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off of catching
the Carlsbad Cannibal.
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Give me a fucking break.
That was ten years ago!
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Mm-hmm.Uh, negative, Dispatch.
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Car 42 is, uh, not right
for this detail.
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Please dispatch another unit.
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Um, negative.
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You don't get to choose, and
they're pulling up right now.
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Oh. Really?
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Really?
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Uh, Car 42, this is Car 27.
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Please dim your headlights.
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Oh, my goodness.
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What are they doing?
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Are they getting out of the car?I can't see anything.
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I don't...
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[thuds]
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Hey.
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We're from Useless
Dicks Retrieval.
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We heard there were some
useless dicks here.
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She's kidding. Great working
with you guys again.
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Hey, is your mirror
a little dirty?
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[shouts]
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That's better.[laughs]
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That was totally unnecessary.[exhales]
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That mirror wasn't dirty.
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["Happiness, Missouri"
by El Vy playing]
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♪ While away while
someone counts the minutes ♪
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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off ♪
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♪ By the way,
I told you we were in this ♪
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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off it. ♪
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♪
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[heavy metal music playing]
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Well, that's enough.[music stops]
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[sighs]
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He looks good, right?
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I think he's looking good.
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Aren't you, little guy? Huh?
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Aren't you
looking good?
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FRANKIE: Oh, God,
Marco, if you keep
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coddling him like this,
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he is not gonna last
a minute in the ring.
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Do you have any idea
what we're up against?
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One time, Big Boy
killed a horse. Yeah.
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Not a pony, a horse. That's
where you get the phrase
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"never bring a horse
to a cockfight."
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Don't you listen to her, Nathan.
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Okay? Don't you listen to her.
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What'd you call him?Huh? Oh, uh...
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Oh, Marco.Nothing. Nothing.
I didn't call him anything.
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Doesn't even matter.Did you fucking name
the bird Nathan?
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You know what? Yeah.
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Yeah, I did. You know why?Oy...
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He seems like a Nathan, okay?
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He has captured my heart.
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And if you would let him in,
he would capture yours, too.
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Being a soft little bitch
doesn't mean having a heart.
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This is called tough love,
Marco.
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I want him to last more
than few fucking seconds.
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He's not gonna get
there with all this
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fucking helicopter parenting.[phone buzzing]
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Okay, fine."Ugh, you okay, Nathan?
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Are you upset, Nathan?"
That's you, by the way.
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It's not a good impression.Oh, fuck.
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What?
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Shit.
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The fucking boss
is coming tonight.
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Wait, the... El Chappie?
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Yeah. Fuck...El Chappie's
coming here, tonight?
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We got to train this
little bitch harder.
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Okay.
A lot harder.
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You're right.Are you on board?
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Yes. Yes, I'm on board.
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Okay. Then look at me.
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I need you to spit on him.
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What?
Yeah,
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you fucking heard me.No.
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Spit on him.
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Spit on Nathan.
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They fucking hate it,
it makes them furious.
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I-I don't think I...
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You called him Nathan.
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You just called him Nathan.
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Oh, yeah, I guess I did.Ha.
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Spit on him.
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[grunting]
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[clucking]Aww...
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Got him right in the face.
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[sighs] Well, now do you think
he's got a chance?
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No. We're training a corpse.
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What?! Oh, my God.
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Then why did I spit
on him, Frankie?
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Why did I spit on him
if he doesn't have a chance?
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MARCO: Hey, it's me.
I've got new intel.
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The head honcho is
coming tonight.
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HELEN: Which head honcho? What-what case
are you on, Helen?
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El Chappie.
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HELEN:
Fine, all right.
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Look at them,
just sitting there.
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This is crazy.
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Fucking power play,
just sitting there, facing us.
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It is a power play.
Sitting there, facing us.
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BELL:
Car 27, come in.
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That's them.You want to get it?
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No. You get it.
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[sighs]
Car 27.
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Hey, Tolbeck,
is that a new suit?
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Oh, thank you for noticing.
Yes, it is.
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Yeah, my, uh, niece wore
the same one to Easter.
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She's transitioning.Oh, good for her.
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I mean, good for him.
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I me-- yeah, uh,
give them both my best.
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They're making fun of you, man.
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LEARY:
Detective Cullen,
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can you come over to the car?
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We need to discuss
the raid logistics.
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What raid logistics?
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It's not a fucking wedding.
It's-it's-it's a raid.
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We just raid. It's a verb. We...I... I know, I know.
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What do we got to discuss?
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We need to talk about it.
Get the fuck over here.
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This is a trap.
This is a total trap.
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Total trap.
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I don't blame you.
I'd be afraid to go, too.
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I'm not afraid.
Pssh.
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Are you seri-- are you s...
I'm not afraid to go there.
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Prove it.
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Dude. Y-Yeah,
I'm coming right over.
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Fuck.
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Loo... Be safe.
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BELL: Yeah, hi,
I'll take one worthless,
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past-his-prime cop who'll never
reach his potential.
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Oh, look at that, he's here.
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That's great.
Look, whatever prank you guys...
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LEARY:
Okay, stop talking.
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Is Tolbeck single?
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Uh... what do you care?
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'Cause she likes him,
you fucking virgin.
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Uh, I mean, he's in a weird
open marriage, so, yeah?
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Well, do you think he likes her?Yeah, do you think he likes me?
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I don't know, you're always
belittling and emasculating us,
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so it's kind of hard to tell.Well, can you find out for her?
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Yeah, can you find out for me?
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Um, I mean...Thank you so much.
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Oh, thank you.Honestly, Cullen?
Thank you so much.
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Okay, fine, I'll ask.
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Tolbeck, really?
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He has nice calves.
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Okay, then, go fuck your mom.
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Hey, come here.
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[whispers]:
Cullen. Come here.
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Yeah?Fuck off.
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Yeah, I was already going.Okay.
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Hey, Fatima?
You want a cup of tea?
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Uh, no, thanks.Are you sure? I...
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I think you'll find it
quite stimulating.
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What is that?
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Well, it's just
an inside joke around here
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'cause, you know, it's from
your-your video.
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From right...
Yeah.
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Like, right at the moment
when you, you know. Yeah...
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[laughs]
It's-- We made it into a mug.
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Do you want one, though?
They're ten dollars.
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WOMAN:
All sold out.
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Oh, right, uh, I can
put your name down
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for the next batch.
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Don't-- don't order more.
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[Janice sighs]
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Fuck off, Robert.
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You're late, Janice.
250
00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,137
[Janice groans]
251
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,879
Oh, what is...? Oh.Oh, my God.
252
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,054
Yeah, well...
253
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,970
Janice, what is going--
Are you okay?
254
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,972
Oh, yeah, that's what happens
255
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,757
when you don't sleep
for four days.
256
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,324
There you have it-- you molt.
I can deal with it.
257
00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,632
You haven't slept
for four days?
258
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,286
Well...
What's going on?
259
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,897
Mason got expelled,
that's what's going on.
260
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:56,378
And I had to hire a lawyer,
and he's very expensive,
261
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,640
but I'm on top of it.
262
00:09:57,684 --> 00:10:00,469
Okay. Wow.
263
00:10:00,512 --> 00:10:02,514
So, Mason was expelled?
264
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,778
Yeah. Apparently your "jill off"
265
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,475
wasn't one of a kind.
266
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,825
He got all the kids at school:
the cheerleading squad,
267
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,480
football team,
the soccer team...
268
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,308
Everybody but-- except
the golf team, you know.
269
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:14,657
And that's where
all the money is.
270
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,267
That's where he needed
to aim for.
271
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,834
Those poor kids.
272
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:20,054
Poor kids?
They're like celebrities now,
273
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:21,621
jackin' and jillin'
all over the Internet.
274
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,796
Ew.
Poor kids?
275
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:23,797
Oh, hey.
276
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,494
I was wrong.
Oh, Jesus.
277
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,452
There is another one.Fuck off, Robert.
278
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:30,717
Go by Bob or Robbie,
all right, you formal prick.
279
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,069
I blew him once.
280
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,549
TOLBECK:
When did she see my calves?
281
00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,160
I don't know.
282
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,378
Hmm.
Hmm.
283
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,510
I'm in.
284
00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,468
What do you mean "you're in"?
285
00:10:43,512 --> 00:10:46,297
I mean, I like her.
Let's spin this dreidel.
286
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,299
Wha-- This could
still be a trap. I don't care.
287
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,040
I am in.
288
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:53,087
She's got ten fingers,
ten toes? In.
289
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,654
That's the metric
of a healthy newborn.
290
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:55,872
That your checklist?
291
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,308
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
go tell her I'm in.
292
00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:59,049
Okay, okay, just to be clear,
293
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,529
you know this is a trap.
294
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,705
Yes.And this is the same woman
295
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,055
who, every time she sees us,
she berates and teases us?
296
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,927
Yeah.
And this will probably end
297
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,058
in her punching you
in the dick.
298
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:10,017
[chuckles]
Yeah.
299
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,976
I'm in.
Fuck.
300
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,370
All right, so go tell her.
Run and tell her I'm in.
301
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,980
I'm not playing
this stupid game.
302
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:19,243
We got a raid tonight, okay.
You're not in, you're out.
303
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:22,507
Just sit there.
We're waiting for the raid.
304
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,553
[whimpers]
305
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,381
No.
306
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:28,209
[whimpering]
307
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,210
No!
308
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,515
[sighs]
309
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,387
Uh, yeah, he likes you back.
310
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,563
Wait, like... likes
me likes me?
311
00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:35,607
Yeah, like, likesher likes her?
312
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392
Yeah, so enjoy that.
313
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,959
I'm gonna get back,
get ready for the raid.
314
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,438
Okay, no, wait, wait.
No, you stay here.
315
00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:41,831
What?
I go.
316
00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:44,051
Just get in for five
fucking minutes, you douche.
317
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,400
Why?What are you afraid of?
318
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,575
Scared I'm gonna
show you my bush?
319
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:47,968
No.
Okay, I'm out.
320
00:11:48,011 --> 00:11:49,317
Thank you, Cullen.
321
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,536
You are a stupid man.
322
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,020
Hey, can you hand me
my breast pump?
323
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,065
My jugs are killing me.
324
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,763
You got kids?
325
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,331
No, this is how I get
myself off, Cullen.
326
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,116
Fucking moron, of
course I have kids.
327
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,862
[clears throat]
328
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:16,561
Hey, welcome to Car 27.
329
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,694
I will be your host
this evening...
330
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,088
Oh, it fucking
stinks in here. Oh, yeah.
331
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,003
I don't even smell it anymore.
[chuckles]
332
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,440
That's my softball team's
dirty laundry bag.
333
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,877
I'm the batman...
334
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,487
on the team.
335
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:30,880
I was the batboy
when I was a kid.
336
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:34,405
Then, when I got older,
I became the batman.
337
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:37,931
But not the kind of batman...
338
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,281
[both sigh]
339
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,465
I put a bunch of wooden
boxes up there... Yeah.
340
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,249
...so that people would have
better sight lines. Mm-hmm.
341
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:54,774
You know, 'cause I think
it'll be a better viewing experience...
342
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,079
Yeah.
...for people to come in and, you know, be able
343
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,646
to see the whole fight.Yeah, I agree.
344
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,388
We did a good job.
We're a good team.
345
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,784
Yeah. [laughs]
I mean, I guess.
346
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:06,655
You're not nearly as dumb
as I thought you were
347
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,701
when I first met
you, so, yeah.
348
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:16,839
So, what do we got left to do?
Are we done?
349
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:20,712
Uh, well, we're done
with setting up, but, uh,
350
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,062
we still need to feed
351
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,846
and flush Nathan.
352
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,413
What's flush?
What is that?
353
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,676
Uh, we got to stimulate
him to completion.
354
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,591
Oh, no.
No, I don't think so.
355
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,071
No, he's a bird.
Oh, yeah.
356
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,029
Yeah, I know he's a bird,
but we have to jerk him off.
357
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,683
I don't think...Otherwise they just
hump each other.
358
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,380
Yeah, we got to feed him,
then we got to flush his pipes.
359
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:39,079
And then, finally,
we stick an index finger of cayenne in him.
360
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,168
What?!
Yeah, just for adrenaline.
361
00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,604
Where do we put the finger,
in his ass?
362
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:45,520
Wait, really?
Are you serious?
363
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,651
Mm-hmm.I was kidding.
364
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,610
I was just kidding
when I said that.
365
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:49,872
But you're serious?
Oh, yeah.
366
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,526
We're going to literally
jerk him off
367
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,832
and finger his butthole?
368
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,703
Yep.
Wow. [chuckles]
369
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:58,054
Well, I guess it's
a good night to be Nathan.
370
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,100
♪
371
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,538
[breast pump pulsating]
372
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,724
Don't you look at me.No, I was just...
373
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,640
You know what, it's kind of
a big night for me tonight.
374
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,121
We got a raid later, so I might
go back to the car.
375
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,993
Cock-block much?
You fucking cock-blocker.
376
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:27,823
It's been way too long since
Leary got the bricks put to her.
377
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,998
Well, actually, yeah,
it's been a while
378
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,001
since Tolbeck gave
the bricks to someone.
379
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,917
I don't--
is that a saying?
380
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,920
Hey, you know what,
we should have 'em play a sexy game,
381
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:38,965
like Truth or Dare.
382
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:42,229
What?
Yeah.
383
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,578
How's it going, guys?
384
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,797
Cullen and I have a game
385
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,451
we'd like you to play.
386
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:51,020
Uh, yeah, Truth or Dare.
387
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:54,023
Cullen, not Truth or Dare.
Truth or Dare is for kids.
388
00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,331
How about, uh,
Honesty and Action?
389
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,333
LEARY:
Yes, so fun.
390
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,856
How do you play?
391
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,120
You can either ask for an
honest answer to a question
392
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:08,081
or request that someone
do an action you specify.
393
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:10,039
That sounds exactly
like Truth or Dare.
394
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:14,696
Shut the fuck up,
Cullen, you little bitch.
395
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:18,004
[clears throat]
All right, I'll start.
396
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,005
I action Tolbeck
397
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:21,050
to kiss the nearest girl.
398
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,968
♪
399
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,802
Oh, copy that.
400
00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,979
Oh, wish they weren't
raiding the cockfight.
401
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,676
I really wanted
to put down some scratch.
402
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,983
I hear the challenger,
Señor Feathers, is a dummy bird.
403
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,116
Huh.
FBI shill.
404
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,987
How do you know?A gal pal down at FBI.
405
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:47,772
And I'll tell you,
if this raid wasn't happening,
406
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,818
I'd put all my money down
on Big Boy.
407
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:53,778
Hmm. I think
cockfighting is cruel
408
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,824
and disgusting.Oh, really?
409
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:56,912
Well, you know
what I think?
410
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,392
Your hypocrisy is disgusting.
411
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,046
What?
412
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,699
How's your chicken salad?
413
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,485
I'm not eating
a chicken salad.
414
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,922
Really? Your mass-produced,
hormone-saturated, de-beaked,
415
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,706
terrified torture bird salad?
416
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,317
I'm not eating a chicken salad.
417
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,058
And let me tell you something
else they don't tell you on CNN.
418
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,016
They love to fight.
419
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,933
I think they want to fly.
I think they'd love to fly.
420
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,717
Are you kidding me?
They get to die in noble battle.
421
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,284
It's majestic.
I mean, why do you think
422
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,938
they call it
"the beautiful sport"?
423
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,201
Do they?
Yeah.
424
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,246
I just read a whole article
on cockfighting.
425
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:27,247
I'll send it to you.
426
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,813
Okay.
427
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,815
And just for the record,
428
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,730
I have not been eating
a chicken salad.
429
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,645
Oh, that's what you're gonna
take from this conversation.
430
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,821
Everything I just said,
that's all that you--
431
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,867
It's always about you, isn't it?
432
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:39,868
[sighs]
433
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,914
♪
434
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,531
Okay, my turn.
My turn.
435
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,837
Okay, I action Bell
to stop pumping milk.
436
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,839
This is for my child,Cullen.
437
00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,450
Yeah, I action Cullen
to drink Bell's milk.
438
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,973
Oh...
439
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:58,843
CULLEN: No, Bell doesn't
want me to do that.
440
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,323
That milk is for her child.
441
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,325
Uh, I do want you
to do that.
442
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:03,500
I think it'd be hilarious.
443
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,763
Fucking do it.Yeah, come on, man, do it.
444
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,417
CULLEN: I'm not drinking
more weird shit.
445
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,637
TOLBECK:
Drink it, drink it.
446
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,987
Okay, easy for you to say.
You get all the sexy actions.
447
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,597
I had to lick my shoe
and punch myself in the face.
448
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:16,383
Shut the fuck up.
449
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,819
[groans]
450
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:18,820
Drink it. Drink it.
451
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,692
Drink it.
Fucking drink it.
452
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,439
You know what,
it's actually fine. Tastes like buttermilk.
453
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,832
Ew!
454
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,921
Did he do it?
Ew...
455
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,401
What?
It's a compliment.
456
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,098
Fucking disgusting.
457
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,404
You guys wanted me
to drink it.
458
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,232
Yeah, drink it, not likeit.
459
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,277
[rooster clucking]
460
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,852
[moaning strangely]
461
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:55,900
Should I be looking
at him or-or you or...?
462
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,076
Definitely don't look at him.
463
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,382
Oh, okay.
464
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,428
[bird screeching quietly]
465
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:10,959
Hey, o-once we're done here,
you can take off.
466
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,265
No, I can't just
get out of here.
467
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:15,094
I'm running this cockfight.
468
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,312
Plus, I got to do
the money run later.
469
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,922
You're doing the money run?
470
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,707
Yeah.
471
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,796
Uh, I don't--
you shouldn't do the...
472
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:24,320
I-If you get caught, that's,
like, a huge charge against you,
473
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,887
if you've got all that money.
474
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,715
Y-You should not do
the money run.
475
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,891
Why would I get caught?
476
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,371
[Nathan cooing]
477
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,503
I-I don't know.
I mean, it's a cockfight.
478
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,026
You know what I mean?
There's always a chance
479
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,550
we're gonna get caught...
480
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,769
Shh. If you keep talking,
he's not gonna come.
481
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,858
[clucking]
482
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,604
TOLBECK: So, before,
when you said that, uh,
483
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,390
we made out?Yeah.
484
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,610
We didn't.No.
485
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:57,179
Okay, so I'm a little bit
confused, then.
486
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,529
I mean, why are you here?Okay, I just need a break.
487
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,183
Okay?
488
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,402
You need a break?Yeah.
489
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,664
A break from what?
490
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,362
From Bell. Yeah,
she is relentless.
491
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:09,800
You know, we are always on.
492
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:13,021
Always shit-talking and,
you know, putting people down,
493
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:15,197
and the truth is,
she will not let me be myself.
494
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,199
You know, she is always
telling me how to act,
495
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,984
like, "Don't be
too feminine." Yeah.
496
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,204
She actually buys all my
clothes online for me,
497
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,771
and flat-lays my outfits
on my bedroom floor
498
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,164
every night before bed.
499
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,817
Do you guys live together?Yeah.
500
00:19:26,861 --> 00:19:30,343
She made me move in with her and
her kids after her husband left.
501
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:33,650
And now I can't leave,
because she has such...
502
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:36,305
uh, deep rage.
503
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,525
CULLEN:
You know, honestly I feel like
504
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:39,961
the Carlsbad Cannibal
is kind of the luckiest thing
505
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,223
that ever happened to you two.
506
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,138
Spare me the jealousy,
you fucking loser.
507
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,184
Okay? We get it every day.
508
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,011
We get it every day.I'm not jealous, I'm not--
509
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:48,230
no, I'm not jealous.
I'm just saying, I read the report.
510
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,232
Okay? And the guy
was barely a cannibal.
511
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:52,800
He chewed a couple fingers,
at best. All right.
512
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,977
You read the report?Yeah, and let's say the book
was better than the movie.
513
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,198
Well, what you didn't
read in the report
514
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,113
was that he always
pissed on people.
515
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,422
And he had a tiny-ass urethra,
516
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:10,383
so the stream was
extremely powerful.
517
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,472
Jesus, how do you know that?
518
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,474
Because I saw it up close.
519
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:17,433
Before Leary found me,
he fucking had me.
520
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:21,263
And he tied me up
and that man peed on me.
521
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,441
He got me real good, too.
522
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,792
I still have nightmares
about it.
523
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:33,928
I still wake up with a fucking
phantom wet foot from that.
524
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:38,019
This man peed on me so much,
525
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,587
whatever amount of pee
you're picturing,
526
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:44,025
it's so much more than that.
527
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:46,375
Well, I'm picturing you,
like, drenched.
528
00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:48,290
Completely drenched.
529
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,423
Double it.
530
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,339
Have you ever been peed on?
531
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:56,385
No, and I have never
drunk anybody's pee
532
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,692
or, you know, anything
like that, if that's what you're thinking.
533
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,259
I'm just saying, I haven't--
I don't know--
534
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,912
this is not my story,
this is your thing.
535
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,392
Go. You go, please.
536
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:08,702
Leary and I were ordered
not to talk to the media.
537
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:13,184
So the... peeing stuff
never came out.
538
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:18,842
And once... the papers
gave him a flashy name,
539
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:24,152
that stuck, and it was, it
was good for the department,
540
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:26,720
so that was that.
541
00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:29,375
[sniffles]
542
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,594
[crying]:
It's like...
543
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:36,295
I'm fucking dehydrated
all the time.
544
00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,819
I-I can't look at liquids.
545
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,561
Do you like water?
546
00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,389
Yeah.
547
00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:47,262
I fucking love water.
I can't drink it anymore.
548
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,352
I know.'Cause it reminds me
549
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:53,094
of the pee.Pee.
550
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,792
I can't imagine
what that feels like.
551
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,577
You want to know
what it feels like?
552
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,363
Hey. What the fuck?
553
00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,060
That.
554
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,672
Who's the little bitch now?
555
00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,327
I never called you
a little bitch.
556
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,329
Yeah.It's okay. It's okay.
557
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,635
You obviously need
to get this off your chest.
558
00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:14,158
Do you want another dick punch?
559
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,335
I'm sorry the Carlsbad Cannibal
peed on you.
560
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,120
Well, he didn't. So shut up.
561
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:22,906
You just told me he did
in incredible detail.
562
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:27,563
Well, I was lying,
and you fell for it.
563
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,785
[voice breaking]:
You fucking fell for it.Okay.
564
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:34,396
Okay. Okay.
565
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,920
[crying]:
You fell for it. Okay.
566
00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:43,362
[crying]
567
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,973
Hey.
568
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:48,367
Don't fucking touch me.
569
00:22:51,065 --> 00:22:55,286
[sobbing]:
Don't fucking touch me...
570
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,941
Okay...
571
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,988
LEARY:
You know, I-I, uh...
572
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,729
I thought about becoming
one of Haldeman's dirty cops
573
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:04,992
just so I could get caught
and go to jail
574
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:09,649
and not see her... anymore.
575
00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:12,303
That's so sad.
576
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,785
So, um, do you want
to make out?
577
00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,439
Uh, I don't fucking kiss people.
578
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,136
Oh.
579
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:21,443
But I could give you a hand job.
580
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,446
Oh, that'll be super.
581
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,491
[unzips]
582
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:26,883
[laughs]:
Okay. Here we go.
583
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,494
FATIMA:
All units, stand by.
584
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,017
Get in position for the raid.
585
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,627
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
586
00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:33,499
Shit, shit, shit.
587
00:23:33,542 --> 00:23:35,457
Uh, Dispatch, uh, can we
hold off on that raid for,
588
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:37,067
like, five minutes, please?
589
00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:39,809
Uh, no.Uh, okay, how about two minutes?
590
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,507
Just two minutes, please?
Two minutes? Two minutes?
591
00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,117
Nope.
592
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,466
We are beginning the raid.[sighs]
593
00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,338
Confirm you're in position
and ready.
594
00:23:47,382 --> 00:23:49,340
TOLBECK:
This is Car 27,
595
00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:53,344
in... position.
596
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:56,043
Copy that. The crowd is
gathering for the cockfight.
597
00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:58,915
Just waiting for the final go
from FBI, any second now.
598
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,701
["In a Black Out"
by Hamilton Leithauser playing]
599
00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:03,442
[indistinct chatter]
600
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,533
[clucking]
601
00:24:09,622 --> 00:24:14,844
♪ I live in a nameless town
602
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,367
♪ No need...
603
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:18,413
Hey.
604
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:22,286
It's okay.
Yeah, yeah.
605
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:25,376
Nathan had a good
life. You know?
606
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,856
I mean, I don't know that.
607
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,032
But he had a killer last day.
608
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,599
I suspect.
609
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:33,559
[sniffles]
610
00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:38,651
♪ Many friends
have said good-bye ♪
611
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:42,829
♪ Paraded out in...
612
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,396
FRANKIE: He's here.
That's El Chappie.
613
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,963
♪ I say they all just lost
614
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:48,878
[cheering, applause]
615
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:52,491
♪ Their minds...
616
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,324
Hey. Don't worry.
617
00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:03,197
It's your first
cockfight, all right?
618
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,070
Nathan is only gonna suffer
a couple of minutes, tops.
619
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:09,508
♪ Halogen lamps
620
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:13,076
♪ Oh, it all went away...
621
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,079
BELL:
All SDPD units in place.
622
00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:17,341
FATIMA: Roger that.
Raid will move forward
623
00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:18,647
on word from Goldilocks.
Stand by.
624
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,954
MAN:
Let's bring El Chappie down.
625
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:22,521
Copy that.
626
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,696
Let's do this.Let's do it, let's do it,
627
00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:25,480
let's do it.
628
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,221
[exhales]
629
00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:31,486
♪ When the tide comes
630
00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:35,882
♪ Rolling...
631
00:25:35,925 --> 00:25:39,755
WOMAN: All units, be advised,
SWAT is waiting on FBI's word.
632
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:47,458
What are you doing? You good?
633
00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,722
Yeah. Yeah.
634
00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:50,766
Yeah.
Good.
635
00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,028
Everything's good.
Yeah.
636
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,030
[exhales sharply]
637
00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,990
That cock is huge.
638
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:59,253
It's a huge fucking cock.Yeah.
639
00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:02,038
All units, stand down.
I repeat: all units, stand down.
640
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,605
FBI override.
641
00:26:03,649 --> 00:26:05,389
The raid has been canceled.
642
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:06,521
[both groan]
643
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,479
What? Again?
Oh, man.
644
00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:10,090
Jesus Christ.
645
00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:12,527
I wore this suit for nothing.
646
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,138
Shit, they canceled the raid?
I got to call my bookie.
647
00:26:15,182 --> 00:26:18,228
Yeah, username JJ246,
648
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,927
password is bingbong123.
649
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,929
Yeah, I want you
to empty my account
650
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:25,845
and put it all on Big Boy.
651
00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:27,847
Everything!
652
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,631
♪ A room...
653
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,677
[crows]
654
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,114
♪ With all our stuff
655
00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:36,159
♪ When you come home
656
00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:37,247
MARCO: Come on, Nathan,
come on, Nathan.
657
00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,858
♪ I'd lift you up
658
00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:42,731
♪ And there's only
the two of us... ♪
659
00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:44,167
Come on, Nathan,
come on, Nathan.
660
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:47,823
Come on, Nathan!
Come on, Nathan!
661
00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:49,869
[crows]
662
00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,313
Oh! Ugh.
663
00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:01,620
I don't want to look.
664
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,578
Whoa.
Ugh, yikes.
665
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,101
Ooh, damn.Come on, Nathan.
666
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,668
Come on, Nathan!
667
00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,452
Come on-- yes, yes, yes!Murder!
668
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:09,932
Murder! Bring it!
Bring it!
669
00:27:09,976 --> 00:27:11,455
Yes, yes, yes, oh!Yeah, yeah.
670
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:13,675
♪ There's only the two
of us... ♪
671
00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,024
[crunches]
672
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,244
[rooster crows]
673
00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:18,680
[laughs]
674
00:27:18,724 --> 00:27:21,727
[both cheer and laugh]
675
00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:29,648
♪ Now you're sleeping
in the back ♪
676
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:35,218
♪ Of a speeding yellow cab
677
00:27:35,262 --> 00:27:38,831
♪ Throw a kiss good-bye
678
00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:42,617
♪ To all of that.
679
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,575
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