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Previously onNo Activity...
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When we make this drug bust,
we may even get a medal.
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A big, shiny medal.
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Mason, it's fun to be at work
with Mommy, isn't it?
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Do you have any videos
of you in the nude?
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Or even just titties?No.
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I got a surprise for you
for movie night.
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Fresh popcorn.
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I'm briefing the boys
right now.
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Haldeman, DEA.Hey, man.
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So the raid is on?Boys, it's on.
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HALDEMAN: So, you guys
are gonna be Team Cobra.
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Are you ready
to fuck this thing?
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Oh, dude, we are ready.
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[gunfire nearby]Turn that off.
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[popper quiets]
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[gunfire nearby]
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Where did that come from?
That was gunfire, no?Yeah.
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CULLEN: What the fuck, they
haven't called anything through.
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TOLBECK:
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
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CULLEN:
What? Where's the radio?
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TOLBECK: I unplugged the radio.
I forgot to plug it back in.
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CULLEN: What the--
Why did you do that?!
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TOLBECK:
Because of the popcorn machine.
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CULLEN: You fucking idiot.
Plug it back in!
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FATIMA:
Car 14, suspect approaching.
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He should be
right on top of you.
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We're missing it!
We are missing this!Oh, fuck!
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Come on!
It's not my fault.
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Shut up! Grab your vest.
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Oh, man, it's not my fault.Jesus Christ.
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You and your fucking
fresh popcorn!
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Come on![helicopter whirring overhead]
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Yeah, well, it makes
the movie experience better!
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Shut up![grunts]
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If we miss this,
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Come on, come on.Okay. Go, go, go, go, go!
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Here we go. This is it.
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Hey, watch out.Hey, hey, stay back.
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No, no, no, it's okay.This area's hot.
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This is our bust.We were here first.
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Ch-Check it out.Stay back.
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[both panting]
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FATIMA:
Confirming all units.
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The raid is completed
and successful. Dispatch out.
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CULLEN:
That's it between us. That's it.
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Come on, you don't mean...No, no, no.
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Don't...
Come on, Cullen.
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Don't follow me!
Don't you follow me.
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Hey, put the...
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-Fuck!
-♪ It's over, it's over...
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[distantly]: Seriously,
we are done professionally!
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♪ It's over now...
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Cullen? Cullen?
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Come on, buddy, where you at?
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Yo, Cullen.
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Hey, Cullen.
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Zip up the fucking bag, man.
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You just want to spill
a bunch of money?
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Are you fucking nuts?
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MAN: Hold on, hold on.
Haldeman, we got company.
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Thanks, man.
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Oh. I know you,
don't I?
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What are you, uh,
Team Cobra, right?
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Yeah.
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Hey.Haldeman.
How are you doing?
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All right, how are you?
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Great. Perfect.
Uh, what are you doing?
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Oh, I was just looking
for my partner, Cullen?
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Oh, yeah.
Is that the, uh--
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what is that-- the, uh,
shirt dicking guy? Cullen?
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Oh, no. That's my wife's
live-in lover, Kyle.
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He shirt dicks.
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Cullen and I, we just talk
about shirt dicking.
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Oh. That's cool.Okay.
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I should get going.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna go.
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All right.
Well, it's good to see you.Yeah.
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I didn't see anything, so...[chuckles]
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What does that mean?
Why would you say that?
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Why did you just say that?
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It... it's just something that
I say whenever I leave a room.
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I think I saw it on the TV.
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I love TV. What show?
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Um...
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Forged in Fire?
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Forged in Fire?
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The competitive bladesmith show?
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You know Forged in Fire?I've watched every
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fucking episode.
I'm a bladesmith.
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Oh... Okay...I make swords.
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That's my thing. I've never
heard someone say that.
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Right. Maybe I'm thinking
of another bladesmith show...
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No, Forged in Fire'sthe one.
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Yeah.So what are you thinking of?
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I... I don't remember.
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I should probably get going.[chuckles]
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So...You got to remind me again,
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'cause now I feel nervous.
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Did you see anything?
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I didn't see anything.Are you sure
you didn't see anything?
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That's a good answer.
There's a reward to that answer.
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Really?
Hey, O'Reilly, throw me a block.
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Oh, no. You don't
have to do that.
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Hey, you know what this is?
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That's for you. Do you
understand what I'm saying?
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That's a little cheese.
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For the little mouse.
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Uh, no, I'm, uh,
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I'm lactose intolerant.
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[both laugh]
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Me, too.Oh.
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But this is the kind of cheese
you're gonna like.
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Do you know
what I'm saying?
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It's silence cheese.
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Open your mouth.
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What?
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Open your mouth,
you fat, little mouse,
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so I can fill it with cheese.
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Open bigger.Ah.
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Close it.
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Now let me ask you something,
you fat, little mouse.
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Are you gonna ride
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with me on our team?
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Or you gonna try your luck
on your own?
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Hmm.
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["Happiness, Missouri"
by El Vy playing]
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♪ While away while
someone counts the minutes ♪
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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off ♪
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♪ By the way,
I told you we were in this ♪
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♪ Happiness, Missouri,
I got to get your mind off it. ♪
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♪
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MAN: The current San Diego PD
corruption scandal
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is being called
the worst abuse of power
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in a generation. WOMAN: Thus far, 28 officers have been indicted
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on charges from racketeering
to extortion.
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WOMAN 2: Decorated Special Agent
Josh Haldeman is expected
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to be sentenced later today.
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MAN: Simply put, both cops
and robbers said Ralph Dyer...
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WOMAN 2:
Acting Commissioner Garcia
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has vowed to weed out
all corrupt officers
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in the SD PD.
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TOLBECK:
Question.
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How many hairdryers
do you have?
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Uh, none.
Yeah.
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You?
Same here. None.
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Okay, four.
That's too many, right?
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Mm, I think you know
the answer to that.[sighs]
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I don't know, it's just
that the HotPro Ceramic
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just came out with a new,
limited edition gold model.
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It's pretty expensive.
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Take the biggest number
you can think of,
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and then double it.Another wise
investment by Tolbeck.
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Man, you have been burning
through the money lately.
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I don't know. I use this thing,
and I just feel like a real man.
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I see myself
in the mirror using it,
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and I just go,
"God, I want to be that guy."
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And then I realize
I amthat guy.
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I get really happy.
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Then I'll get sad.
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It's a real
roller coaster ride up here.Mm.
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JANICE [over radio]:
Car 27, please report.
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Car 27?
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Car 27. No activity.
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Copy that.[phone chimes]
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Oh, looks like
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church service started.
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Praise be the rectangle.
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Uh, Janice, um... wait.
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What?Okay, um...
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it looks like my laptop
was hacked.
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Oh.And the hacker...
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okay, um, he activated
the camera on it,
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you know, and
recorded me in a...
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compromising situation.Hmm.
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All right, well...
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what's it about? Money?
Is that what they want?
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Yeah. Or they're gonna releaseHmm.
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the video to everyone
in my contacts list.
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What's on the video?
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Oh.
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"Oh" what?
What'd they catch you doing?
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Um...
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you know, like...What?
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What-What's this? You trying
to pet a frog or a toad?
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Um, well...
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[whispers]:
I was...
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Oh, you were jilling off?
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Yeah-- Don't call it
jilling off.That's what it is.
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I mean, this is jacking off.
This is jilling off.Sure.
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I just don't like that word.You're the one making
jilling off videos.
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Don't get all prudish on me now.
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I wasn't making a video.Oh, please.
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Don't be naive.
Leaving your camera uncovered
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is like walking into a biker bar
in a short skirt,
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leaning up against
the pinball machine.
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Janice, this isn't helping.
I don't know what to do.
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[sighs] Give me the phone.
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I'll write the guy.
Give it to me.
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Are you sure?I'll respond.
Yes, just give it to me.
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Geez, look how wet it is.
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Ugh, were you jilling
on this phone?
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No. I'm sweating.What's this smear on here?
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I'm nervous.Whatever. Okay.
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"Dear Jerk-off Face,
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"may your mother sit on a knife
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while you choke
on a pit bull's dick."
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Yeah.No, what's better?
"A Great Dane's dick.
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Go fuck yourself. Signing off."
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[message sends]There you have it.
You owe me one.
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Okay.Feel better?
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Check it off your list, sister.
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Oh, damn it!
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What? What? What?Fuck.
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I should have said
coyote's dick.
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It's a lot coarser,
like, uh, steel wool.
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Would have had more power,
you know, more of a punch.
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Damn it!
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CULLEN:
Hey, what do we got?[snaps fingers]
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TOLBECK:
Ooh.
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We got some movement.All right.
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Dispatch, this is Car 27.
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JANICE:
Go ahead, Car 27.
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We have a shadowy figure.It's average height.
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Average height.Average build,
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I would say.Average build, I would say.
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He's carrying...
What is he carrying?And carrying...
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something.
He's gone.
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He's gone.Uh, he's gone.
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Over.
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JANICE: Wow, great description,
guys. Dispatch out. Idiots.
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[grunts]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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Oh, shit.
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Okay, just relax.
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My name is Marco.
I'm the new trainer.
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This is the challenger,
Señor Feathers.
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I took over
for Roberto.
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I was supposed to see Frank.
Are you Frank?
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Oh, shit, okay-- oh, fuck.
Okay, okay, okay.
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There's a password.
Okay, okay.
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The best season of
The Great British Bake Off
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is season 2.
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[sighs]
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That bird is
deceptively heavy. Wow.
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This place is great.
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[groans]
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Sorry we snuck up
on you like that.
250
00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,697
I like to get to the
place early, you know,
251
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,960
so Señor Feathers can
get out, walk around,
252
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,484
get the lay of the land,
get to know the ring.
253
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:18,748
You know, cockfight, it's,
like, 90% intellectual.
254
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,750
It's all psychology
for the bird.
255
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,927
[rooster clucking softly]
256
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:27,191
How long you been,
uh, doing cockfights?
257
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,586
That's all right.
We can just sit here,
258
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,502
be quiet,
I'm good with that.
259
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,765
You know what I caught
the other day
260
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:39,203
on cable? Jumanji.The original.
261
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,554
Not Jumanjifrom now
with, you know...
262
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,950
What's the
guy's name?
263
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:50,737
Wrestler who's
now in movies?
264
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,090
Oh, here he is,
here he is, here he is.Okay.
265
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,396
Haldeman is about to give his
statement. You want to listen?
266
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,920
CULLEN: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Turn it up, turn it up.
267
00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,009
I got 50 bucks
on the prison pool.
268
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,445
Hm.
269
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,926
HALDEMAN: I want to start
by saying that, uh,
270
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,797
these corruption
stories are true.
271
00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,974
At the time, I said to myself
that what I did was okay.
272
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,803
Oh, man,
that sucks, man. Yeah.
273
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,284
Haldeman was our shortstop
on the softball team.
274
00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,938
He had the mitt
of an angel.
275
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:18,982
Yeah, that's what's
bad about this.
276
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,636
Your police
softball team
277
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,203
is down a shortstop,
and by the way,
278
00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,465
that's half your softball team
279
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,727
has gone down
for corruption now.
280
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,816
Boy, would you calm down?
281
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,426
You're, like, yelling
at me right now.
282
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,689
Whatever.
283
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,691
That's a predicament for them.
284
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,996
And, uh,
285
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,782
the power I had over
these junior officers...
286
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,915
Where have I heard this before?
287
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,744
Is this Louis C.K.'s
apology? I'll check.
288
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,660
...policing and doing
anything I want.
289
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,271
HALDEMAN and TOLBECK:
I will now step back
290
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,926
and take a long time to listen.
291
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:50,971
Thank you.
292
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,277
Yep, Louis C.K.,
word for word.
293
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,279
Oh, my God.Mm, mm, mm.
294
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,846
Of all the apologies,
why steal the one
295
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,892
where the guy doesn't even say
the word "sorry"?
296
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,458
REPORTER: That was Agent
Josh Haldeman's statement...
297
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:05,159
No. Ugh, he was, like,
my favorite cop.
298
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,161
Now I can't like him anymore.
299
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,466
REPORTER: The disgraced
agent was sentenced
300
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,555
to six years in prison.[both wince]
301
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,819
Fucking six years? I had seven.
That's 50 bucks.
302
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,777
Mm, that's a good thing.
303
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,171
Car 27, any word
on the raid?
304
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,390
FATIMA:
Nope. Not yet.
305
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,001
Copy that.
306
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,961
Man, my grandfather
flew B-29s over Japan.
307
00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,007
I'm sitting here
waiting for
308
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,617
two fat birds
to peck each other.
309
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,661
[chuckles]
310
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,228
I'll tell you what,
311
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,274
a fat bird would not survive
a round with these athletes.
312
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:36,059
What, are you an expert
on cockfighting now?
313
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,974
No, I'm not an
expert, but, uh,
314
00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,846
when I was a kid,
my uncle Lavester
315
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,369
had fighting birds, okay?
316
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,849
Hm.
They're very mean.
317
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,241
They're very
mischievous, too.
318
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,678
Hm.
Yeah, one of them burned his house down.
319
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,593
What?
Yeah.
320
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,465
He had this rooster,
it was at his house,
321
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:54,251
he left, came back,
house was burned down.
322
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,993
And he said a rooster did that?
323
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,517
A rooster burned down his house?
324
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,868
Yeah... You know,
now that I say it out loud,
325
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,913
it doesn't sound like
it could be true. Mm.
326
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,658
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
327
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,573
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. What is it?
328
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,140
This pervert sent me
a screenshot
329
00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,924
of the video.
Oh, fuck, he's serious.
330
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,186
Let me see it.
331
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,797
No, Janice,
I don't know... Please.
332
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,624
I don't want you
to see me like this.
333
00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:23,237
Don't drag it out,
give it to me.
334
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,805
[laughing]
335
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,155
That's your pleasure face?
Oh, my God.
336
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,852
You look like a dog
getting an injection.
337
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,594
No one was ever
supposed to see this.
338
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,683
It's remarkable.
You know, it reminds me,
339
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,598
did you ever see that movie Silence of the Lambs
340
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,034
when Agent Starling
goes to that storage unit
341
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,689
and she see that head
in formaldehyde?
342
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,864
Well, you look
like that,
343
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,866
but with less lipstick.
[laughing]
344
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,042
Thanks, Janice. No, come on.
345
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,522
Oh, look it here,
he's only asking
346
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,525
for 700 bucks. That's easy,
that's chump change.
347
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,222
That's low?
Oh.
348
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,094
He's got a Venmo account.
You got one of those?
349
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,226
Yeah.
Perf.
350
00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,142
Write it down,
let me give you his name.Okay.
351
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,318
Mm-hmm. It is
352
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,103
"nosamlogboy69."
353
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,279
Aw, shit.
Okay.
354
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,541
[laughing]
What?
355
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,108
What, what, what?
356
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,849
It's Mason.
357
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,025
It's Mason?
358
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,504
Mason backwards,
"nosam."
359
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,072
Like, the kids call him
"logboy" at school,
360
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,292
and "69," I have
no idea what that is,
361
00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:22,209
but I should've known, it's got
his fingerprints all over this.
362
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,254
Your son Mason has the video?Yeah.
363
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,953
Can you believe it?Yes?
364
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,651
I mean, where do they learn this
stuff? I got to give him credit.
365
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,044
At least we
can end this.
366
00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,221
Do you want to call him?
367
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,875
Me?
368
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,137
Yeah.No. I'm not getting involved.
369
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,138
This is your problem.
370
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,140
Don't involve me.
371
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,403
But you're his mother.
372
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,448
I'm not that kind of mother.
I don't henpeck him.
373
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,102
I don't still breastfeed him.
374
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,583
I got him on a long leash.
We have separate lives.
375
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,150
This is your
problem, baby.
376
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,629
Okay.
Here.
377
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,240
You call him, but when you do,
378
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,285
tell him he owes me ten bucks.
He knows why.
379
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,551
MARCO: And I mean,
you could clearly see,
380
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,337
in the background,
one of the munchkins
381
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,253
has hung himself.
I mean, that's cra-- Oh!
382
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,342
Three Men and a Baby.Okay?
Do you know this one?
383
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,257
So there is,
in one of the scenes,
384
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,085
a ghost behind the curtains
385
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,043
in the San Francisco
apartment, right?
386
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,045
We caught it on film.
387
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,351
Why aren't people
talking about this more?
388
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,526
[sneezes]Why aren't we...
389
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,791
Why... Why aren't we
390
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,140
investigating?
391
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,968
Why aren't we putting people
on the case,
392
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,231
so that we can figure out
how many times
393
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,711
we've captured--
Whoa!
394
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,713
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Okay, okay, okay.
395
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,280
You're a woman, okay.
396
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,629
Is that gonna be
a fucking problem? No!
397
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,674
What? A problem? No.
Why would it be a problem?
398
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,676
I love women.
Not only that,
399
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,374
but I'm close with
the women in my family,
400
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,158
my aunty,
I love my mom so much...
401
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,899
I'm gonna fuck your mom,
you little pussy-ass bitch.
402
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,119
What? Why?Listen to me,
you turd, my job here
403
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,338
is easier if bitches like you
don't think of me as a woman.
404
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:52,516
So you listen to me,
you racially ambiguous pirate.
405
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,605
What does that even mean?You never saw
this, okay?
406
00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,303
My name is Frank.
407
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,348
I don't get harassed, and I
don't get fucking disrespected,
408
00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,176
and if you have
a problem with that,
409
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,919
then you can choke
on my big, black dick.
410
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,226
Okay, all right, that--
411
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,576
I got to say something.
If you're gonna try
412
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,100
and pull off this whole
"I'm a guy" thing,
413
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,015
don't sneeze
like a woodland nymph.
414
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,148
You know, it's, frankly,
a dead giveaway.
415
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,106
Also, that beard.
416
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:20,240
I mean, it looks terrible.
417
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,676
Are you fucking
kidding me?
418
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,199
It looks like
a five-year-old did it.
419
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,244
Your beard is insane.
420
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,723
My beard is a real beard.
421
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,377
It looks like you're
starting a church,
422
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,814
but no one's gonna join 'cause
of your weird-ass fucking beard.
423
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,251
Your beard looks like
just somebody threw
424
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,600
a bunch of dirt on your face,
425
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428
and a bunch of it stuck
to this area
426
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038
'cause you were sweating
at the chin.
427
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,648
All right.Okay, listen.
428
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,955
I'm really just trying to
help you with what is obviously
429
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,217
a very well-researched
character.
430
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,480
Here, if you don't mind...What the fuck?
431
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,265
[camera shutter clicks]Okay.
432
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,831
You can't take my picture.I-I promise
I'll erase it.
433
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,746
I literally am just trying
to illustrate a point.
434
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,313
Look at this.
435
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,359
Your eyes are so mean.
436
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,317
The hood is doing great work.
437
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,754
Your body language,
438
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,321
everything is communicating
a threatening energy,
439
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,714
which is great,
440
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,064
but the beard, it honestly
just looks like
441
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,979
someone threw dirt at you.Okay, good.
442
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,329
Well, that's the look
I'm going for. Great.
443
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:10,290
But you know what?
The idea, the gall of you
444
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,206
to question
my commitment to women
445
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,512
is-is just over the line,
you know?
446
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,341
I love women. I tried to go
to the last Women's March,
447
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,344
but guess what?
They fucked it up
448
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,217
because public transportation
was overrun, Uber surge pricing,
449
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,567
they-- You-you guys
created an environment
450
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,178
where you were
disincentivizing people,
451
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:33,226
allies, from coming
and marching in solid--
452
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:36,185
You know what? Here's how
you run a Women's March.[gun cocks]
453
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,273
Wow.
454
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,237
[humming]
Oh, shit, look who it is.
455
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,457
Ebenezer Splooge, once again.
Let's take him down.
456
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,285
You ready? Come on.
457
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,244
Let's go, get your jacket,
get your gun. No.
458
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,332
Put this away.
Come on. No. Come on.
459
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,029
Look, wait, wait, wait.Come on.
460
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,770
What? What?
Let me tell you something.
461
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,641
Listen, the last time I gave Herb the...
462
00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,296
Herb? You know Old Man and
the Semen's real name?
463
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,038
Yeah, his name
is Herb Fischer, okay?Jesus.
464
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,954
Last time I gave him
his final warning, he...
465
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,348
he looked me right
in the eye and he said,
466
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,480
"I love you."
Okay.
467
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,265
Okay. That's, uh, that's
very touching and romantic,
468
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,528
but we're still gonna
take him down.
469
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,356
Okay? Let's take him down.
We've got time. He takes long.No.
470
00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:19,185
TOLBECK: Listen, we are not
going to arrest Herb, okay?
471
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,577
CULLEN:
Why?
472
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,883
This is just
bad karma, okay?
473
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,363
He's probably
just a veteran.
474
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,147
He probably served
his country well
475
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,366
and now he's just here
476
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,498
and he just wants to get
his rocks off, okay?
477
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,370
We're here
for the cockfighting.
478
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,502
We're not here
for prostitution.We can do both.
479
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,808
When the raid happens,
we'll do that.
480
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,201
We'll take of that.
That's great.
481
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,724
But how cool would
it be to take down
482
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,204
a prostitution ring,
just you and me?
483
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,727
Come on. Let's tick that box.
484
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:43,165
Okay. What is up with you?
485
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,297
Nothing's up with me.
486
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,385
You... Don't lie to me.
487
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,473
I'm not lying to you.
488
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,909
I'm your work wife.
489
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,041
I know when something's up.
490
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,652
What's up?
491
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,961
Okay, okay. I'll tell you,
but don't be weird about it.
492
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,355
I won't be weird.
Okay.
493
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:03,751
I put in an application
for the FBI.
494
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,106
You okay?
495
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,283
My little woodpecker's
leaving the nest.
496
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,371
You're not mad?
497
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,025
Are you kidding?
498
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,027
I'm so proud of you.
[sighs]
499
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,681
You'll be
an amazing FBI agent.
500
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,466
Oh, thanks, man.
I appreciate that. But I'm not there yet.
501
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,859
I mean, I've only just applied.
I mean, I just feel like,
502
00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,253
you know, it's a great
time with everyone else
503
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,125
falling down around with
all the corruption shit.Oh, yeah, yeah.
504
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,475
And ticking off the boxes will
help you with your application.
505
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,608
Exactly. So what do you
say? Ebenezer Splooge?
506
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,479
No. Are you not
listening to me?
507
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,264
He said, "I love you."
508
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,700
Who cares?
I do.
509
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,702
I haven't heard
"I love you" in years.
510
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,094
Oh. I love you.
511
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,574
Oh, bull-bullshit.
Can we go?
512
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:45,967
That was conditional.
513
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:50,450
Herb's love for me
is unconditional.
514
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,103
What do you mean?
I-I've said I love you.
515
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:56,456
Mm, not since August of 2014.
516
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,153
Fuck.
517
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,589
What about Lisa?
518
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,417
Oh, my wife?
She never says it.Yeah.
519
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,984
She said married people
don't say "I love you" anymore.
520
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,464
It's very passé.
521
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,901
One time I tried to say
"I love you" and she booed me.
522
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,468
"I love you."
523
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,165
"Boo."
524
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,609
[phone buzzes]
525
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,612
Oh, fuck.
526
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,657
What?
527
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,181
Big Boy's sick.
528
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,270
Uh-huh.
529
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,272
Big Boy.
530
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,275
The champion cock.
The rooster that your bird...Ah.
531
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,798
...is fighting tonight?Yeah.
532
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,757
Big Boy. Mm-hmm.Yeah. 43 fights,
43 kills.
533
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,369
Three blindings. 14 unpecked
fights. 35 beak-outs.
534
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,589
He's fucking huge.
He's a monster.
535
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,330
He's been on
El Salvadorian Ellen.
536
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,462
One time, he completely ate
the challenger.What?
537
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,856
That...
For real?
538
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,814
Yeah. That Big Boy.
539
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,252
Wow. Okay. Well,
maybe this is
540
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,384
good news, right? If he can't
compete, Señor Feathers wins.
541
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:58,213
What? No. Are you
out of your mind?
542
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,346
That's not how cockfighting
works. This isn't chess.
543
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,913
He doesn't win because
the opponent doesn't show up.
544
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:06,874
We sit here and we wait
for Big Boy to feel better.
545
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:11,139
Wait, we wait here for
a rooster to get better?
546
00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:14,316
Yes, that's the job.
547
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,448
All right.
548
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,493
[sighs]
549
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,151
Oh, shit.
550
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,501
Did you just get
the same message?
551
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:26,807
No, worse.
552
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,722
My mom's cat got out again.
553
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,333
I don't fucking care about that.
554
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,117
Yeah. I get it, believe me.
555
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,728
She wants me
to come help her look for him
556
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,512
because he's
an inside cat.
557
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,384
It's an inside cat?Yeah.
558
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:39,733
And it's out?
559
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,474
Yeah, you got to go.
560
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,823
What?
561
00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,564
An inside cat is out.
562
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,261
You have to go.
563
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,610
You sure?
564
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:51,222
Marco, an inside cat
is out!
565
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,616
Okay. Yeah. Great.
566
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,271
Uh, thank you. I appreciate
this. You know what,
567
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,316
shouldn't take more
than a couple of hours.
568
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,143
I'll text you when I find him.
569
00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,580
And, uh, you know, I'll be back.
570
00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,146
Oh, I don't give a shit.
571
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,366
[grunts]
Really? Okay, you...
572
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,717
Mixed messages
on this whole cat thing.
573
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,632
Every-- Honestly,
everything is mixed messages
574
00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:10,633
with you.
575
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:13,506
[door creaks open, closes]
576
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,812
JANICE:
Car 27, new intel.
577
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:18,337
The raid is off tonight. CULLEN: It's off? Why?
578
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,600
JANICE:
Because important police who actually know what's going on
579
00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,819
told me it's off.
So now I'm telling you
580
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,734
it's off.Copy that.
581
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:27,258
Goddamn it. No raid.
582
00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,956
Oh, boy.
583
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,174
Uh, Mason,
584
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,394
I...
585
00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:35,136
I know it was you.
586
00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:37,660
Okay?
And I think
587
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,183
you need to know
what you did
588
00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,881
is very wrong.He doesn't understand
589
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,230
right from wrong.Okay, Mason,
590
00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,536
did you even consider
my feelings
591
00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,407
and the invasion
of privacy
592
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,627
with this...Just give me the phone.
Give me the phone.
593
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,411
Okay, I'm putting your mom on.
594
00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,457
Mason, you little
shit wallet,
595
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,415
just because
Fatima sits around
596
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:56,070
and diddles herself like a horny
leper with an eye problem
597
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:58,159
doesn't give you the right
to stoop to her level.
598
00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,378
Oh, you know what,
599
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,205
I don't need you either.
Believe me.
600
00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,556
I need you like I need
a nunchuk blow to the vagina.
601
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:06,210
When I get home,
you better not be there.
602
00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,039
Okay? And I don't even want
to hear from you.
603
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,041
I love you, too.
604
00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:12,260
[exhales]
605
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,349
God,
606
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,959
I sound just like my mother.
607
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:19,267
[chuckles]
Mm!
608
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,579
[grunts]Hey,
609
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,580
thanks, buddy.All right. Yeah.
610
00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:29,059
Which is me?
That one.
611
00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:31,453
Thank you. Hey, uh, Dispatch
called while you were out.
612
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:34,978
Mm-hmm.Uh, hey, uh, Dispatch,
this is Car 27.
613
00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:36,850
Detective Tolbeck is
here now. Go ahead.
614
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:39,461
JANICE: Copy that.
I have that intel you requested
615
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,463
on the perp, Herbert Fischer.What?
616
00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,379
We didn't request
any intel on Herb Fischer.Oh, yeah.
617
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,686
I did. Before. When I thought
we were gonna arrest him.
618
00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:50,080
Should we even bother? I mean,
I mean, yeah, go ahead.Oh. Oh.
619
00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:52,561
Right. So, I had Records
dig into the guy's file,
620
00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,824
and it looks like
he was a Nazi.
621
00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,783
Oh, my God.
622
00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,481
Nazi? What do you mean, Nazi?
623
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:02,702
He was a former
SS Unterscharfuhrer,
624
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,052
or junior squad leader,
in the Third Reich
625
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:07,402
from 1942 to 1945.
626
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,360
Well, why isn't he in jail?
627
00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:12,973
He was. They picked him up
in Buenos Aires in 1971,
628
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,671
and he was convicted
to consecutive life sentences
629
00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:18,413
but made parole
45 years later in 2016.
630
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,545
He's done his time.
631
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:22,678
Oh, my God. That is crazy.[exhales]
632
00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,463
Yeah. Yeah.
633
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,203
You-you hate Nazis, don't you?
634
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,771
I really do. I really,
really hate them.
635
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,817
Yeah. I mean, I-I
never liked 'em,
636
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,035
but, I mean, you
really hate 'em.
637
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,342
Yeah. Ever since I was
a kid, I hated Nazis.
638
00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,910
I mean, should we
let it go or...Let it go?!
639
00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:40,130
He's a Nazi!I know, but we made a
commitment and a decision.
640
00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,741
You know, if this is
for my FBI application,
641
00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:42,829
let's just forget about it.
642
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:44,439
Fuck your application!Yeah.
643
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,833
I'm gonna take him down
like a Nazi bitch.Okay.
644
00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,269
You sound like you're
calling yourself a bitch,
645
00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:50,140
but I like your passion.
Hey, Tolbeck.
646
00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,577
What?I love you.
647
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,404
It's not the time!
648
00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,973
Looks like he was part
649
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:59,454
of a special Nazi branch
where they did stuff to kids.
650
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,196
The Kindertuchen.
It was the SS division.
651
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,415
It's okay, Janice.
He's already gone.
652
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,156
He bought the Nazi story?
653
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,290
Uh, hook, line and swastika.
654
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,510
[grunts]
655
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,902
There he goes.
There's my guy.
656
00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:16,166
Cleaning up some Nazi scum.
657
00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:19,561
[phone chimes]
658
00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:21,911
♪ Is it strange
to dance so late? ♪
659
00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:26,437
Oh, no. Oh, no.[devices chiming]
660
00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:27,700
Oh, no.
661
00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:30,529
[chiming continues]
662
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,531
MARCO:
Hey, it's me.
663
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,054
I'm coming in,
664
00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,403
and I've got a new one.
665
00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:36,578
WOMAN:
Copy that.
666
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,188
TOLBECK:
Come here, you son of a bitch.
667
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:40,669
You fucking Nazi.
You tell me you love me,
668
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,584
and I find out you're a Nazi?[grunting, groaning]
669
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,586
Rough. Little bit rough.
670
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,892
That's okay.
671
00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:47,850
I'm sure he's a bad guy.
672
00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,548
[dings]
673
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,116
♪ Is it strange
to dance so soon? ♪
674
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,555
♪ I danced myself...
675
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,078
Pick up Schindler's bitch![grunting, groaning]
676
00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,775
You picked the wrong cop![groaning]
677
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,604
I hate Nazis!
678
00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:06,608
Tolbeck! Tolbeck!
679
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,610
Janice, he sent a video.
680
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,221
Everyone in the office
has the video.
681
00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:13,441
[devices chiming]
682
00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:15,225
Tolbeck! Hey, hey! It's okay.[grunting]
683
00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:17,097
You got him. You got him.Get in on this!
684
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,838
Yeah, you got him.
No, no, no, no, no.Get in on this!
685
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,622
You got him. You got him.
Hey, hey, hey,[panting]
686
00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:21,667
you got him. You got him.All right.
687
00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,451
Oh, my God.
688
00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,452
Oh, my God, my grandma.
689
00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:25,975
Oh, my grandma.
690
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,498
It is kind of on us.
691
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:28,891
We did ride him pretty hard.
692
00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:30,545
We?
693
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,895
♪ Oh, oh-oh
694
00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,640
Wonder why I didn't get it.[chimes]
695
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,642
Oh. Oh, there it is.
696
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:43,427
Oh, should I watch it now
or later?
697
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,255
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.
698
00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:47,649
Yeah. [panting]Hey. Hey. Okay, buddy.
699
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,912
You're coming with me.
No, no, no, no. Come on.
700
00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,697
You're under arrest, pal.
Here we go.
701
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,655
[quietly]:
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
702
00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,918
♪
703
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:05,493
Frankie, I'm sorry to say
you made the board.
704
00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:06,494
You're one of the bad guys.
705
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:09,018
♪
706
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:12,631
[sighs]
707
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,722
♪
708
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,754
♪
709
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,630
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711
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,636
MAN:
Guh-doosh.
712
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,639
[whip cracking]
713
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,729
[drums beating, tribal grunt]
714
00:28:07,779 --> 00:28:12,329
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