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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:09,487 Previously onNo Activity... 2 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:12,186 When we make this drug bust, we may even get a medal. 3 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:13,752 A big, shiny medal. 4 00:00:13,796 --> 00:00:16,233 Mason, it's fun to be at work with Mommy, isn't it? 5 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:18,192 Do you have any videos of you in the nude? 6 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:20,498 Or even just titties?No. 7 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,978 I got a surprise for you for movie night. 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,024 Fresh popcorn. 9 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,242 I'm briefing the boys right now. 10 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,896 Haldeman, DEA.Hey, man. 11 00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:28,593 So the raid is on?Boys, it's on. 12 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:29,681 HALDEMAN: So, you guys are gonna be Team Cobra. 13 00:00:29,725 --> 00:00:30,987 Are you ready to fuck this thing? 14 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,728 Oh, dude, we are ready. 15 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:33,990 [gunfire nearby]Turn that off. 16 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,426 [popper quiets] 17 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,863 [gunfire nearby] 18 00:00:37,907 --> 00:00:39,561 Where did that come from? That was gunfire, no?Yeah. 19 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,044 CULLEN: What the fuck, they haven't called anything through. 20 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,045 TOLBECK: Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 21 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,655 CULLEN: What? Where's the radio? 22 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:48,744 TOLBECK: I unplugged the radio. I forgot to plug it back in. 23 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,267 CULLEN: What the-- Why did you do that?! 24 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,703 TOLBECK: Because of the popcorn machine. 25 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,879 CULLEN: You fucking idiot. Plug it back in! 26 00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:55,011 FATIMA: Car 14, suspect approaching. 27 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,534 He should be right on top of you. 28 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:59,189 We're missing it! We are missing this!Oh, fuck! 29 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,973 Come on! It's not my fault. 30 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,410 Shut up! Grab your vest. 31 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:04,020 Oh, man, it's not my fault.Jesus Christ. 32 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,500 You and your fucking fresh popcorn! 33 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:07,284 Come on![helicopter whirring overhead] 34 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,286 Yeah, well, it makes the movie experience better! 35 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,158 Shut up![grunts] 36 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:13,160 If we miss this, I'm gonna fucking kill you. 37 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:16,380 Come on, come on.Okay. Go, go, go, go, go! 38 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:17,816 Here we go. This is it. 39 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:20,819 Hey, watch out.Hey, hey, stay back. 40 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,169 No, no, no, it's okay.This area's hot. 41 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:23,561 This is our bust.We were here first. 42 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,563 Ch-Check it out.Stay back. 43 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:26,825 [both panting] 44 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,392 FATIMA: Confirming all units. 45 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:32,048 The raid is completed and successful. Dispatch out. 46 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,006 CULLEN: That's it between us. That's it. 47 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:37,140 Come on, you don't mean...No, no, no. 48 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,576 Don't... Come on, Cullen. 49 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,796 Don't follow me! Don't you follow me. 50 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:42,319 Hey, put the... 51 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:45,670 -Fuck! -♪ It's over, it's over... 52 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:48,195 [distantly]: Seriously, we are done professionally! 53 00:01:48,238 --> 00:01:49,761 ♪ It's over now... 54 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:52,982 Cullen? Cullen? 55 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:56,159 Come on, buddy, where you at? 56 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:59,075 Yo, Cullen. 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,295 Hey, Cullen. 58 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,431 Zip up the fucking bag, man. 59 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:08,954 You just want to spill a bunch of money? 60 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,217 Are you fucking nuts? 61 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:12,219 MAN: Hold on, hold on. Haldeman, we got company. 62 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,177 Thanks, man. 63 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,267 Oh. I know you, don't I? 64 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,226 What are you, uh, Team Cobra, right? 65 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,531 Yeah. 66 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:21,576 Hey.Haldeman. How are you doing? 67 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:22,925 All right, how are you? 68 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:26,798 Great. Perfect. Uh, what are you doing? 69 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,583 Oh, I was just looking for my partner, Cullen? 70 00:02:28,626 --> 00:02:30,150 Oh, yeah. Is that the, uh-- 71 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:32,891 what is that-- the, uh, shirt dicking guy? Cullen? 72 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:35,677 Oh, no. That's my wife's live-in lover, Kyle. 73 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,113 He shirt dicks. 74 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,028 Cullen and I, we just talk about shirt dicking. 75 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,899 Oh. That's cool.Okay. 76 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:43,206 I should get going. I'm gonna... I'm gonna go. 77 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,512 All right. Well, it's good to see you.Yeah. 78 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:46,166 I didn't see anything, so...[chuckles] 79 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,515 What does that mean? Why would you say that? 80 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,560 Why did you just say that? 81 00:02:49,604 --> 00:02:52,302 It... it's just something that I say whenever I leave a room. 82 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:53,825 I think I saw it on the TV. 83 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:56,132 I love TV. What show? 84 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,307 Um... 85 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:58,526 Forged in Fire? 86 00:02:58,569 --> 00:02:59,788 Forged in Fire? 87 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,355 The competitive bladesmith show? 88 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,008 You know Forged in Fire?I've watched every 89 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,314 fucking episode. I'm a bladesmith. 90 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,795 Oh... Okay...I make swords. 91 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:10,625 That's my thing. I've never heard someone say that. 92 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:14,803 Right. Maybe I'm thinking of another bladesmith show... 93 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,370 No, Forged in Fire'sthe one. 94 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,676 Yeah.So what are you thinking of? 95 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,940 I... I don't remember. 96 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:24,247 I should probably get going.[chuckles] 97 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:26,728 So...You got to remind me again, 98 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:30,253 'cause now I feel nervous. 99 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,734 Did you see anything? 100 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:36,216 I didn't see anything.Are you sure you didn't see anything? 101 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:39,393 That's a good answer. There's a reward to that answer. 102 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:42,526 Really? Hey, O'Reilly, throw me a block. 103 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,399 Oh, no. You don't have to do that. 104 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,270 Hey, you know what this is? 105 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,054 That's for you. Do you understand what I'm saying? 106 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,273 That's a little cheese. 107 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:51,753 For the little mouse. 108 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:53,885 Uh, no, I'm, uh, 109 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,452 I'm lactose intolerant. 110 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:57,498 [both laugh] 111 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:59,717 Me, too.Oh. 112 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:01,850 But this is the kind of cheese you're gonna like. 113 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,373 Do you know what I'm saying? 114 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:06,289 It's silence cheese. 115 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,248 Open your mouth. 116 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:12,164 What? 117 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:13,514 Open your mouth, you fat, little mouse, 118 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,777 so I can fill it with cheese. 119 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,608 Open bigger.Ah. 120 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,305 Close it. 121 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:25,047 Now let me ask you something, you fat, little mouse. 122 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,527 Are you gonna ride 123 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,790 with me on our team? 124 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:31,227 Or you gonna try your luck on your own? 125 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,406 Hmm. 126 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:39,366 ["Happiness, Missouri" by El Vy playing] 127 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:43,979 ♪ While away while someone counts the minutes ♪ 128 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:47,678 ♪ Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off ♪ 129 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:51,421 ♪ By the way, I told you we were in this ♪ 130 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:55,382 ♪ Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off it. ♪ 131 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:58,298 ♪ 132 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:13,225 MAN: The current San Diego PD corruption scandal 133 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:15,619 is being called the worst abuse of power 134 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:18,274 in a generation. WOMAN: Thus far, 28 officers have been indicted 135 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,189 on charges from racketeering to extortion. 136 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:22,191 WOMAN 2: Decorated Special Agent Josh Haldeman is expected 137 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:23,932 to be sentenced later today. 138 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:28,153 MAN: Simply put, both cops and robbers said Ralph Dyer... 139 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,981 WOMAN 2: Acting Commissioner Garcia 140 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,983 has vowed to weed out all corrupt officers 141 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:35,073 in the SD PD. 142 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,945 TOLBECK: Question. 143 00:05:36,988 --> 00:05:39,730 How many hairdryers do you have? 144 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,516 Uh, none. Yeah. 145 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,474 You? Same here. None. 146 00:05:44,518 --> 00:05:47,347 Okay, four. That's too many, right? 147 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,393 Mm, I think you know the answer to that.[sighs] 148 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:53,744 I don't know, it's just that the HotPro Ceramic 149 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,747 just came out with a new, limited edition gold model. 150 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,227 It's pretty expensive. 151 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,881 Take the biggest number you can think of, 152 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:02,623 and then double it.Another wise investment by Tolbeck. 153 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,625 Man, you have been burning through the money lately. 154 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:07,802 I don't know. I use this thing, and I just feel like a real man. 155 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,673 I see myself in the mirror using it, 156 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:12,284 and I just go, "God, I want to be that guy." 157 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:14,635 And then I realize I amthat guy. 158 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:17,028 I get really happy. 159 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:19,466 Then I'll get sad. 160 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:22,294 It's a real roller coaster ride up here.Mm. 161 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,035 JANICE [over radio]: Car 27, please report. 162 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:25,559 Car 27? 163 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:28,605 Car 27. No activity. 164 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,259 Copy that.[phone chimes] 165 00:06:30,302 --> 00:06:31,826 Oh, looks like 166 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,305 church service started. 167 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:34,916 Praise be the rectangle. 168 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:38,702 Uh, Janice, um... wait. 169 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:41,313 What?Okay, um... 170 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:44,142 it looks like my laptop was hacked. 171 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:46,623 Oh.And the hacker... 172 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:51,019 okay, um, he activated the camera on it, 173 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:54,022 you know, and recorded me in a... 174 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:57,895 compromising situation.Hmm. 175 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,681 All right, well... 176 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:03,379 what's it about? Money? Is that what they want? 177 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,815 Yeah. Or they're gonna releaseHmm. 178 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,338 the video to everyone in my contacts list. 179 00:07:06,382 --> 00:07:08,732 What's on the video? 180 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,168 Oh. 181 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:12,562 "Oh" what? What'd they catch you doing? 182 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,608 Um... 183 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:17,828 you know, like...What? 184 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:20,744 What-What's this? You trying to pet a frog or a toad? 185 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,006 Um, well... 186 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,618 [whispers]: I was... 187 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,663 Oh, you were jilling off? 188 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:30,145 Yeah-- Don't call it jilling off.That's what it is. 189 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:32,974 I mean, this is jacking off. This is jilling off.Sure. 190 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:35,759 I just don't like that word.You're the one making jilling off videos. 191 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:37,761 Don't get all prudish on me now. 192 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,154 I wasn't making a video.Oh, please. 193 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:41,678 Don't be naive. Leaving your camera uncovered 194 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,202 is like walking into a biker bar in a short skirt, 195 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:46,509 leaning up against the pinball machine. 196 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:49,556 Janice, this isn't helping. I don't know what to do. 197 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,079 [sighs] Give me the phone. 198 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,429 I'll write the guy. Give it to me. 199 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,083 Are you sure?I'll respond. Yes, just give it to me. 200 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:57,215 Geez, look how wet it is. 201 00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,782 Ugh, were you jilling on this phone? 202 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:01,089 No. I'm sweating.What's this smear on here? 203 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:03,874 I'm nervous.Whatever. Okay. 204 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,746 "Dear Jerk-off Face, 205 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,965 "may your mother sit on a knife 206 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,925 while you choke on a pit bull's dick." 207 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:14,363 Yeah.No, what's better? "A Great Dane's dick. 208 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:17,540 Go fuck yourself. Signing off." 209 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:20,064 [message sends]There you have it. You owe me one. 210 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,675 Okay.Feel better? 211 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:24,895 Check it off your list, sister. 212 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,549 Oh, damn it! 213 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,638 What? What? What?Fuck. 214 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:30,684 I should have said coyote's dick. 215 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,642 It's a lot coarser, like, uh, steel wool. 216 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,384 Would have had more power, you know, more of a punch. 217 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,038 Damn it! 218 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,084 CULLEN: Hey, what do we got?[snaps fingers] 219 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,825 TOLBECK: Ooh. 220 00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,958 We got some movement.All right. 221 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,613 Dispatch, this is Car 27. 222 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:48,397 JANICE: Go ahead, Car 27. 223 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,574 We have a shadowy figure.It's average height. 224 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,228 Average height.Average build, 225 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,709 I would say.Average build, I would say. 226 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:58,581 He's carrying... What is he carrying?And carrying... 227 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,757 something. He's gone. 228 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:03,891 He's gone.Uh, he's gone. 229 00:09:03,934 --> 00:09:05,849 Over. 230 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:08,591 JANICE: Wow, great description, guys. Dispatch out. Idiots. 231 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,637 [grunts] 232 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,293 Hello? 233 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,994 Hello? 234 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:23,824 Anybody here? 235 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,303 Oh, shit. 236 00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:28,437 Okay, just relax. 237 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,874 My name is Marco. I'm the new trainer. 238 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,834 This is the challenger, Señor Feathers. 239 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,357 I took over for Roberto. 240 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,664 I was supposed to see Frank. Are you Frank? 241 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,536 Oh, shit, okay-- oh, fuck. Okay, okay, okay. 242 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,712 There's a password. Okay, okay. 243 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:47,456 The best season of The Great British Bake Off 244 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:50,459 is season 2. 245 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:51,982 [sighs] 246 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:58,380 That bird is deceptively heavy. Wow. 247 00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:00,817 This place is great. 248 00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,863 [groans] 249 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,738 Sorry we snuck up on you like that. 250 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,697 I like to get to the place early, you know, 251 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,960 so Señor Feathers can get out, walk around, 252 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,484 get the lay of the land, get to know the ring. 253 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:18,748 You know, cockfight, it's, like, 90% intellectual. 254 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,750 It's all psychology for the bird. 255 00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:23,927 [rooster clucking softly] 256 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:27,191 How long you been, uh, doing cockfights? 257 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,586 That's all right. We can just sit here, 258 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,502 be quiet, I'm good with that. 259 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,765 You know what I caught the other day 260 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:39,203 on cable? Jumanji.The original. 261 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:42,554 Not Jumanjifrom now with, you know... 262 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:46,950 What's the guy's name? 263 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:50,737 Wrestler who's now in movies? 264 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,090 Oh, here he is, here he is, here he is.Okay. 265 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:58,396 Haldeman is about to give his statement. You want to listen? 266 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,920 CULLEN: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn it up, turn it up. 267 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:02,009 I got 50 bucks on the prison pool. 268 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,445 Hm. 269 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,926 HALDEMAN: I want to start by saying that, uh, 270 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,797 these corruption stories are true. 271 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:10,974 At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay. 272 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,803 Oh, man, that sucks, man. Yeah. 273 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:16,284 Haldeman was our shortstop on the softball team. 274 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,938 He had the mitt of an angel. 275 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:18,982 Yeah, that's what's bad about this. 276 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,636 Your police softball team 277 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,203 is down a shortstop, and by the way, 278 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,465 that's half your softball team 279 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,727 has gone down for corruption now. 280 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,816 Boy, would you calm down? 281 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,426 You're, like, yelling at me right now. 282 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,689 Whatever. 283 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,691 That's a predicament for them. 284 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,996 And, uh, 285 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,782 the power I had over these junior officers... 286 00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,915 Where have I heard this before? 287 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,744 Is this Louis C.K.'s apology? I'll check. 288 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,660 ...policing and doing anything I want. 289 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,271 HALDEMAN and TOLBECK: I will now step back 290 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,926 and take a long time to listen. 291 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:50,971 Thank you. 292 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,277 Yep, Louis C.K., word for word. 293 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,279 Oh, my God.Mm, mm, mm. 294 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,846 Of all the apologies, why steal the one 295 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,892 where the guy doesn't even say the word "sorry"? 296 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,458 REPORTER: That was Agent Josh Haldeman's statement... 297 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:05,159 No. Ugh, he was, like, my favorite cop. 298 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,161 Now I can't like him anymore. 299 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,466 REPORTER: The disgraced agent was sentenced 300 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,555 to six years in prison.[both wince] 301 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,819 Fucking six years? I had seven. That's 50 bucks. 302 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,777 Mm, that's a good thing. 303 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,171 Car 27, any word on the raid? 304 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,390 FATIMA: Nope. Not yet. 305 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,001 Copy that. 306 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,961 Man, my grandfather flew B-29s over Japan. 307 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:27,007 I'm sitting here waiting for 308 00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:28,617 two fat birds to peck each other. 309 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,661 [chuckles] 310 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,228 I'll tell you what, 311 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,274 a fat bird would not survive a round with these athletes. 312 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:36,059 What, are you an expert on cockfighting now? 313 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,974 No, I'm not an expert, but, uh, 314 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:39,846 when I was a kid, my uncle Lavester 315 00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,369 had fighting birds, okay? 316 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,849 Hm. They're very mean. 317 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,241 They're very mischievous, too. 318 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,678 Hm. Yeah, one of them burned his house down. 319 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,593 What? Yeah. 320 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,465 He had this rooster, it was at his house, 321 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:54,251 he left, came back, house was burned down. 322 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,993 And he said a rooster did that? 323 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:59,517 A rooster burned down his house? 324 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,868 Yeah... You know, now that I say it out loud, 325 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,913 it doesn't sound like it could be true. Mm. 326 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,658 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 327 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,573 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is it? 328 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,140 This pervert sent me a screenshot 329 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,924 of the video. Oh, fuck, he's serious. 330 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,186 Let me see it. 331 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,797 No, Janice, I don't know... Please. 332 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,624 I don't want you to see me like this. 333 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:23,237 Don't drag it out, give it to me. 334 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,805 [laughing] 335 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,155 That's your pleasure face? Oh, my God. 336 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,852 You look like a dog getting an injection. 337 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,594 No one was ever supposed to see this. 338 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,683 It's remarkable. You know, it reminds me, 339 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,598 did you ever see that movie Silence of the Lambs 340 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,034 when Agent Starling goes to that storage unit 341 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,689 and she see that head in formaldehyde? 342 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,864 Well, you look like that, 343 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,866 but with less lipstick. [laughing] 344 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,042 Thanks, Janice. No, come on. 345 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,522 Oh, look it here, he's only asking 346 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:50,525 for 700 bucks. That's easy, that's chump change. 347 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,222 That's low? Oh. 348 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,094 He's got a Venmo account. You got one of those? 349 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,226 Yeah. Perf. 350 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:59,142 Write it down, let me give you his name.Okay. 351 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,318 Mm-hmm. It is 352 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,103 "nosamlogboy69." 353 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,279 Aw, shit. Okay. 354 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,541 [laughing] What? 355 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,108 What, what, what? 356 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,849 It's Mason. 357 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,025 It's Mason? 358 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,504 Mason backwards, "nosam." 359 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,072 Like, the kids call him "logboy" at school, 360 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,292 and "69," I have no idea what that is, 361 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:22,209 but I should've known, it's got his fingerprints all over this. 362 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,254 Your son Mason has the video?Yeah. 363 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,953 Can you believe it?Yes? 364 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,651 I mean, where do they learn this stuff? I got to give him credit. 365 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,044 At least we can end this. 366 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,221 Do you want to call him? 367 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,875 Me? 368 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,137 Yeah.No. I'm not getting involved. 369 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,138 This is your problem. 370 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,140 Don't involve me. 371 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,403 But you're his mother. 372 00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,448 I'm not that kind of mother. I don't henpeck him. 373 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,102 I don't still breastfeed him. 374 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,583 I got him on a long leash. We have separate lives. 375 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,150 This is your problem, baby. 376 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,629 Okay. Here. 377 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,240 You call him, but when you do, 378 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,285 tell him he owes me ten bucks. He knows why. 379 00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,551 MARCO: And I mean, you could clearly see, 380 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:03,337 in the background, one of the munchkins 381 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,253 has hung himself. I mean, that's cra-- Oh! 382 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:08,342 Three Men and a Baby.Okay? Do you know this one? 383 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,257 So there is, in one of the scenes, 384 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,085 a ghost behind the curtains 385 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,043 in the San Francisco apartment, right? 386 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,045 We caught it on film. 387 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,351 Why aren't people talking about this more? 388 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,526 [sneezes]Why aren't we... 389 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,791 Why... Why aren't we 390 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,140 investigating? 391 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:25,968 Why aren't we putting people on the case, 392 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,231 so that we can figure out how many times 393 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,711 we've captured-- Whoa! 394 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,713 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, okay, okay. 395 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,280 You're a woman, okay. 396 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,629 Is that gonna be a fucking problem? No! 397 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,674 What? A problem? No. Why would it be a problem? 398 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,676 I love women. Not only that, 399 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,374 but I'm close with the women in my family, 400 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,158 my aunty, I love my mom so much... 401 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:43,899 I'm gonna fuck your mom, you little pussy-ass bitch. 402 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,119 What? Why?Listen to me, you turd, my job here 403 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,338 is easier if bitches like you don't think of me as a woman. 404 00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:52,516 So you listen to me, you racially ambiguous pirate. 405 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,605 What does that even mean?You never saw this, okay? 406 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:56,303 My name is Frank. 407 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,348 I don't get harassed, and I don't get fucking disrespected, 408 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,176 and if you have a problem with that, 409 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,919 then you can choke on my big, black dick. 410 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,226 Okay, all right, that-- 411 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,576 I got to say something. If you're gonna try 412 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,100 and pull off this whole "I'm a guy" thing, 413 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,015 don't sneeze like a woodland nymph. 414 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,148 You know, it's, frankly, a dead giveaway. 415 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:17,106 Also, that beard. 416 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:20,240 I mean, it looks terrible. 417 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,676 Are you fucking kidding me? 418 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,199 It looks like a five-year-old did it. 419 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,244 Your beard is insane. 420 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,723 My beard is a real beard. 421 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,377 It looks like you're starting a church, 422 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,814 but no one's gonna join 'cause of your weird-ass fucking beard. 423 00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,251 Your beard looks like just somebody threw 424 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,600 a bunch of dirt on your face, 425 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:34,428 and a bunch of it stuck to this area 426 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,038 'cause you were sweating at the chin. 427 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,648 All right.Okay, listen. 428 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,955 I'm really just trying to help you with what is obviously 429 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,217 a very well-researched character. 430 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,480 Here, if you don't mind...What the fuck? 431 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,265 [camera shutter clicks]Okay. 432 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,831 You can't take my picture.I-I promise I'll erase it. 433 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,746 I literally am just trying to illustrate a point. 434 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,313 Look at this. 435 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,359 Your eyes are so mean. 436 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,317 The hood is doing great work. 437 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,754 Your body language, 438 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,321 everything is communicating a threatening energy, 439 00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,714 which is great, 440 00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:02,064 but the beard, it honestly just looks like 441 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,979 someone threw dirt at you.Okay, good. 442 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,329 Well, that's the look I'm going for. Great. 443 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:10,290 But you know what? The idea, the gall of you 444 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,206 to question my commitment to women 445 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,512 is-is just over the line, you know? 446 00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,341 I love women. I tried to go to the last Women's March, 447 00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,344 but guess what? They fucked it up 448 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:24,217 because public transportation was overrun, Uber surge pricing, 449 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:26,567 they-- You-you guys created an environment 450 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,178 where you were disincentivizing people, 451 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:33,226 allies, from coming and marching in solid-- 452 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:36,185 You know what? Here's how you run a Women's March.[gun cocks] 453 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,273 Wow. 454 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,237 [humming] Oh, shit, look who it is. 455 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,457 Ebenezer Splooge, once again. Let's take him down. 456 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,285 You ready? Come on. 457 00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,244 Let's go, get your jacket, get your gun. No. 458 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,332 Put this away. Come on. No. Come on. 459 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:54,029 Look, wait, wait, wait.Come on. 460 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,770 What? What? Let me tell you something. 461 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,641 Listen, the last time I gave Herb the... 462 00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,296 Herb? You know Old Man and the Semen's real name? 463 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,038 Yeah, his name is Herb Fischer, okay?Jesus. 464 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,954 Last time I gave him his final warning, he... 465 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,348 he looked me right in the eye and he said, 466 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,480 "I love you." Okay. 467 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,265 Okay. That's, uh, that's very touching and romantic, 468 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,528 but we're still gonna take him down. 469 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,356 Okay? Let's take him down. We've got time. He takes long.No. 470 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:19,185 TOLBECK: Listen, we are not going to arrest Herb, okay? 471 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,577 CULLEN: Why? 472 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,883 This is just bad karma, okay? 473 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,363 He's probably just a veteran. 474 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,147 He probably served his country well 475 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,366 and now he's just here 476 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,498 and he just wants to get his rocks off, okay? 477 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,370 We're here for the cockfighting. 478 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,502 We're not here for prostitution.We can do both. 479 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:33,808 When the raid happens, we'll do that. 480 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,201 We'll take of that. That's great. 481 00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,724 But how cool would it be to take down 482 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,204 a prostitution ring, just you and me? 483 00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:39,727 Come on. Let's tick that box. 484 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:43,165 Okay. What is up with you? 485 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,297 Nothing's up with me. 486 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,385 You... Don't lie to me. 487 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,473 I'm not lying to you. 488 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,909 I'm your work wife. 489 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,041 I know when something's up. 490 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,652 What's up? 491 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:56,961 Okay, okay. I'll tell you, but don't be weird about it. 492 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,355 I won't be weird. Okay. 493 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:03,751 I put in an application for the FBI. 494 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,106 You okay? 495 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,283 My little woodpecker's leaving the nest. 496 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,371 You're not mad? 497 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,025 Are you kidding? 498 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:19,027 I'm so proud of you. [sighs] 499 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,681 You'll be an amazing FBI agent. 500 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:23,466 Oh, thanks, man. I appreciate that. But I'm not there yet. 501 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,859 I mean, I've only just applied. I mean, I just feel like, 502 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,253 you know, it's a great time with everyone else 503 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,125 falling down around with all the corruption shit.Oh, yeah, yeah. 504 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,475 And ticking off the boxes will help you with your application. 505 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,608 Exactly. So what do you say? Ebenezer Splooge? 506 00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:36,479 No. Are you not listening to me? 507 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,264 He said, "I love you." 508 00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,700 Who cares? I do. 509 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,702 I haven't heard "I love you" in years. 510 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,094 Oh. I love you. 511 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,574 Oh, bull-bullshit. Can we go? 512 00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:45,967 That was conditional. 513 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:50,450 Herb's love for me is unconditional. 514 00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,103 What do you mean? I-I've said I love you. 515 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:56,456 Mm, not since August of 2014. 516 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,153 Fuck. 517 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,589 What about Lisa? 518 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,417 Oh, my wife? She never says it.Yeah. 519 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:02,984 She said married people don't say "I love you" anymore. 520 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,464 It's very passé. 521 00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,901 One time I tried to say "I love you" and she booed me. 522 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,468 "I love you." 523 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,165 "Boo." 524 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:19,609 [phone buzzes] 525 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,612 Oh, fuck. 526 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:23,657 What? 527 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,181 Big Boy's sick. 528 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,270 Uh-huh. 529 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,272 Big Boy. 530 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,275 The champion cock. The rooster that your bird...Ah. 531 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,798 ...is fighting tonight?Yeah. 532 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,757 Big Boy. Mm-hmm.Yeah. 43 fights, 43 kills. 533 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,369 Three blindings. 14 unpecked fights. 35 beak-outs. 534 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,589 He's fucking huge. He's a monster. 535 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,330 He's been on El Salvadorian Ellen. 536 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,462 One time, he completely ate the challenger.What? 537 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,856 That... For real? 538 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,814 Yeah. That Big Boy. 539 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,252 Wow. Okay. Well, maybe this is 540 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,384 good news, right? If he can't compete, Señor Feathers wins. 541 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:58,213 What? No. Are you out of your mind? 542 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,346 That's not how cockfighting works. This isn't chess. 543 00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:02,913 He doesn't win because the opponent doesn't show up. 544 00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:06,874 We sit here and we wait for Big Boy to feel better. 545 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:11,139 Wait, we wait here for a rooster to get better? 546 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:14,316 Yes, that's the job. 547 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,448 All right. 548 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,493 [sighs] 549 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,151 Oh, shit. 550 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,501 Did you just get the same message? 551 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:26,807 No, worse. 552 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,722 My mom's cat got out again. 553 00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,333 I don't fucking care about that. 554 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,117 Yeah. I get it, believe me. 555 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,728 She wants me to come help her look for him 556 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,512 because he's an inside cat. 557 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,384 It's an inside cat?Yeah. 558 00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:39,733 And it's out? 559 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,474 Yeah, you got to go. 560 00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:42,823 What? 561 00:21:42,866 --> 00:21:44,564 An inside cat is out. 562 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,261 You have to go. 563 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,610 You sure? 564 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:51,222 Marco, an inside cat is out! 565 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,616 Okay. Yeah. Great. 566 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,271 Uh, thank you. I appreciate this. You know what, 567 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,316 shouldn't take more than a couple of hours. 568 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,143 I'll text you when I find him. 569 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,580 And, uh, you know, I'll be back. 570 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,146 Oh, I don't give a shit. 571 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,366 [grunts] Really? Okay, you... 572 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,717 Mixed messages on this whole cat thing. 573 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,632 Every-- Honestly, everything is mixed messages 574 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:10,633 with you. 575 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:13,506 [door creaks open, closes] 576 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,812 JANICE: Car 27, new intel. 577 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:18,337 The raid is off tonight. CULLEN: It's off? Why? 578 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,600 JANICE: Because important police who actually know what's going on 579 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,819 told me it's off. So now I'm telling you 580 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,734 it's off.Copy that. 581 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:27,258 Goddamn it. No raid. 582 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,956 Oh, boy. 583 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,174 Uh, Mason, 584 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,394 I... 585 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:35,136 I know it was you. 586 00:22:35,179 --> 00:22:37,660 Okay? And I think 587 00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:39,183 you need to know what you did 588 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,881 is very wrong.He doesn't understand 589 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,230 right from wrong.Okay, Mason, 590 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,536 did you even consider my feelings 591 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:45,407 and the invasion of privacy 592 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,627 with this...Just give me the phone. Give me the phone. 593 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,411 Okay, I'm putting your mom on. 594 00:22:49,455 --> 00:22:51,457 Mason, you little shit wallet, 595 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,415 just because Fatima sits around 596 00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:56,070 and diddles herself like a horny leper with an eye problem 597 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:58,159 doesn't give you the right to stoop to her level. 598 00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,378 Oh, you know what, 599 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,205 I don't need you either. Believe me. 600 00:23:01,249 --> 00:23:03,556 I need you like I need a nunchuk blow to the vagina. 601 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:06,210 When I get home, you better not be there. 602 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:09,039 Okay? And I don't even want to hear from you. 603 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,041 I love you, too. 604 00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:12,260 [exhales] 605 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:14,349 God, 606 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,959 I sound just like my mother. 607 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:19,267 [chuckles] Mm! 608 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,579 [grunts]Hey, 609 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:27,580 thanks, buddy.All right. Yeah. 610 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:29,059 Which is me? That one. 611 00:23:29,103 --> 00:23:31,453 Thank you. Hey, uh, Dispatch called while you were out. 612 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:34,978 Mm-hmm.Uh, hey, uh, Dispatch, this is Car 27. 613 00:23:35,022 --> 00:23:36,850 Detective Tolbeck is here now. Go ahead. 614 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:39,461 JANICE: Copy that. I have that intel you requested 615 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,463 on the perp, Herbert Fischer.What? 616 00:23:41,507 --> 00:23:44,379 We didn't request any intel on Herb Fischer.Oh, yeah. 617 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,686 I did. Before. When I thought we were gonna arrest him. 618 00:23:46,729 --> 00:23:50,080 Should we even bother? I mean, I mean, yeah, go ahead.Oh. Oh. 619 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:52,561 Right. So, I had Records dig into the guy's file, 620 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,824 and it looks like he was a Nazi. 621 00:23:54,868 --> 00:23:56,783 Oh, my God. 622 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,481 Nazi? What do you mean, Nazi? 623 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:02,702 He was a former SS Unterscharfuhrer, 624 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:05,052 or junior squad leader, in the Third Reich 625 00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:07,402 from 1942 to 1945. 626 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,360 Well, why isn't he in jail? 627 00:24:09,404 --> 00:24:12,973 He was. They picked him up in Buenos Aires in 1971, 628 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,671 and he was convicted to consecutive life sentences 629 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:18,413 but made parole 45 years later in 2016. 630 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,545 He's done his time. 631 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:22,678 Oh, my God. That is crazy.[exhales] 632 00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,463 Yeah. Yeah. 633 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,203 You-you hate Nazis, don't you? 634 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,771 I really do. I really, really hate them. 635 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,817 Yeah. I mean, I-I never liked 'em, 636 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,035 but, I mean, you really hate 'em. 637 00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:34,342 Yeah. Ever since I was a kid, I hated Nazis. 638 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,910 I mean, should we let it go or...Let it go?! 639 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:40,130 He's a Nazi!I know, but we made a commitment and a decision. 640 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,741 You know, if this is for my FBI application, 641 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:42,829 let's just forget about it. 642 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:44,439 Fuck your application!Yeah. 643 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,833 I'm gonna take him down like a Nazi bitch.Okay. 644 00:24:46,876 --> 00:24:48,269 You sound like you're calling yourself a bitch, 645 00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:50,140 but I like your passion. Hey, Tolbeck. 646 00:24:50,184 --> 00:24:51,577 What?I love you. 647 00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,404 It's not the time! 648 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,973 Looks like he was part 649 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:59,454 of a special Nazi branch where they did stuff to kids. 650 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,196 The Kindertuchen. It was the SS division. 651 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,415 It's okay, Janice. He's already gone. 652 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,156 He bought the Nazi story? 653 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:09,290 Uh, hook, line and swastika. 654 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,510 [grunts] 655 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:12,902 There he goes. There's my guy. 656 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:16,166 Cleaning up some Nazi scum. 657 00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:19,561 [phone chimes] 658 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:21,911 ♪ Is it strange to dance so late? ♪ 659 00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:26,437 Oh, no. Oh, no.[devices chiming] 660 00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:27,700 Oh, no. 661 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:30,529 [chiming continues] 662 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,531 MARCO: Hey, it's me. 663 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,054 I'm coming in, 664 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,403 and I've got a new one. 665 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:36,578 WOMAN: Copy that. 666 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,188 TOLBECK: Come here, you son of a bitch. 667 00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:40,669 You fucking Nazi. You tell me you love me, 668 00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,584 and I find out you're a Nazi?[grunting, groaning] 669 00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,586 Rough. Little bit rough. 670 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,892 That's okay. 671 00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:47,850 I'm sure he's a bad guy. 672 00:25:47,894 --> 00:25:49,548 [dings] 673 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,116 ♪ Is it strange to dance so soon? ♪ 674 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,555 ♪ I danced myself... 675 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,078 Pick up Schindler's bitch![grunting, groaning] 676 00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,775 You picked the wrong cop![groaning] 677 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,604 I hate Nazis! 678 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:06,608 Tolbeck! Tolbeck! 679 00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,610 Janice, he sent a video. 680 00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:11,221 Everyone in the office has the video. 681 00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:13,441 [devices chiming] 682 00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:15,225 Tolbeck! Hey, hey! It's okay.[grunting] 683 00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:17,097 You got him. You got him.Get in on this! 684 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,838 Yeah, you got him. No, no, no, no, no.Get in on this! 685 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,622 You got him. You got him. Hey, hey, hey,[panting] 686 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:21,667 you got him. You got him.All right. 687 00:26:21,710 --> 00:26:23,451 Oh, my God. 688 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,452 Oh, my God, my grandma. 689 00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:25,975 Oh, my grandma. 690 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:27,498 It is kind of on us. 691 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:28,891 We did ride him pretty hard. 692 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:30,545 We? 693 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,895 ♪ Oh, oh-oh 694 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,640 Wonder why I didn't get it.[chimes] 695 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:40,642 Oh. Oh, there it is. 696 00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:43,427 Oh, should I watch it now or later? 697 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,255 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 698 00:26:45,299 --> 00:26:47,649 Yeah. [panting]Hey. Hey. Okay, buddy. 699 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,912 You're coming with me. No, no, no, no. Come on. 700 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,697 You're under arrest, pal. Here we go. 701 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:53,655 [quietly]: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 702 00:26:53,699 --> 00:26:55,918 ♪ 703 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:05,493 Frankie, I'm sorry to say you made the board. 704 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:06,494 You're one of the bad guys. 705 00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:09,018 ♪ 706 00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:12,631 [sighs] 707 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,722 ♪ 708 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,754 ♪ 709 00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:55,630 Captioning sponsored by CBS 710 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,676 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 711 00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,636 MAN: Guh-doosh. 712 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,639 [whip cracking] 713 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,729 [drums beating, tribal grunt] 714 00:28:07,779 --> 00:28:12,329 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51727

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