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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,402 --> 00:00:11,402 _ 2 00:00:26,751 --> 00:00:29,068 You�re really going to town with the moisturizer there, buddy. 3 00:00:29,848 --> 00:00:31,090 I don�t follow. 4 00:00:31,441 --> 00:00:32,984 I�m-I�m just talking about, you know, 5 00:00:33,023 --> 00:00:35,664 an activity... with your penis. 6 00:00:36,063 --> 00:00:39,932 What does moisturizer have to do with masturbation anyways? 7 00:00:40,037 --> 00:00:41,267 Seriously? 8 00:00:41,445 --> 00:00:43,604 As a teenaged Tolbeck, you never had a little... 9 00:00:43,947 --> 00:00:45,537 moisturizer in the nightstand? 10 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,520 - No. Never. - Never? 11 00:00:47,545 --> 00:00:48,545 Mm-mm. 12 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,029 Hmm. Well, 13 00:00:50,562 --> 00:00:53,101 my dad used to have moisturizer on his nightstand, 14 00:00:53,102 --> 00:00:55,391 and, uh, it was just because he had dry skin. 15 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:57,257 Mm, I don�t think that�s why. 16 00:00:57,288 --> 00:00:59,115 Yes, it is, and it�s hereditary. 17 00:00:59,499 --> 00:01:01,788 Yeah, it is hereditary. He was a masturbator, 18 00:01:01,789 --> 00:01:04,958 like-like his father before him, like his son after. 19 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,708 [SIGHS] You know something, Cullen? 20 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:08,918 You have not been very nice lately. 21 00:01:08,919 --> 00:01:10,828 And actually, I keep a journal. 22 00:01:11,498 --> 00:01:14,417 Every day, when I go home from work, I write in my journal, 23 00:01:14,418 --> 00:01:16,116 and the past four days, you know what I�ve written? 24 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,497 "Cullen wasn�t very nice to me today." 25 00:01:19,273 --> 00:01:20,246 That�s really weird, 26 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:22,077 �cause in my journal, I�ve been writing, 27 00:01:22,078 --> 00:01:24,577 "I was really nice at work to Tolbeck today." 28 00:01:24,578 --> 00:01:26,577 - Wow, you keep a journal, too? - No, I�m joking. 29 00:01:26,578 --> 00:01:29,211 Because journals are for tweens and serial killers. 30 00:01:31,889 --> 00:01:35,165 "Cullen wasn�t very nice to me today, 31 00:01:35,509 --> 00:01:36,594 again." 32 00:01:41,639 --> 00:01:42,867 You know, you�re right. 33 00:01:43,889 --> 00:01:46,406 You�re right. I�ve been kind of a jerk. 34 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:50,218 I, uh, talked about splitting up 35 00:01:50,219 --> 00:01:51,857 and finding new partners, and 36 00:01:52,018 --> 00:01:53,806 I shouldn�t have said all that stuff to you. 37 00:01:53,831 --> 00:01:54,888 I�m sorry about that. 38 00:01:54,889 --> 00:01:57,008 It�s okay. I knew you weren�t serious. 39 00:01:57,009 --> 00:01:59,558 No, I was serious about it, but I think all the stuff about 40 00:01:59,559 --> 00:02:01,348 Fatima, you know, not kind of working out 41 00:02:01,349 --> 00:02:03,388 and me feeling professionally stagnated, 42 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:05,218 uh, I took that out on you. 43 00:02:05,219 --> 00:02:07,178 It�s not your fault, and I�m sorry, okay? 44 00:02:07,179 --> 00:02:08,630 That�s what I�m trying to say. I�m sorry. 45 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:10,970 I�m... I�m sorry. 46 00:02:11,191 --> 00:02:14,150 So... what? You don�t want a new partner? 47 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:17,391 Look, if Agent Haldeman called me and was like, 48 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,712 "Hey, buddy, I�ve been reading your reports, 49 00:02:19,713 --> 00:02:22,212 "and, uh, I think I like the cut of your jib, 50 00:02:22,213 --> 00:02:24,542 and you and I could form a special task force where..." 51 00:02:24,543 --> 00:02:26,632 Okay. Let me, let me stop you right there, okay, Cullen? 52 00:02:26,633 --> 00:02:30,462 I can accept Agent Haldeman being your fantasy partner 53 00:02:30,463 --> 00:02:33,292 or whatever, but, like, when you say it out loud, 54 00:02:33,293 --> 00:02:35,413 it doesn�t make me feel all warm and fuzzy. 55 00:02:35,438 --> 00:02:36,438 I know. 56 00:02:37,229 --> 00:02:38,812 I�m sorry. I won�t do it again. 57 00:02:39,397 --> 00:02:40,676 I value you. 58 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,394 - Okay? - Hey, you know what? 59 00:02:42,394 --> 00:02:43,893 You look a little dry there. 60 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:45,893 How about a little bit? There you go. 61 00:02:46,308 --> 00:02:47,858 No. Wait. Stay here. 62 00:02:48,596 --> 00:02:50,611 You got to get it in good. 63 00:02:51,686 --> 00:02:53,048 There we go. 64 00:02:53,446 --> 00:02:55,654 Well, you have more hair on your hand than I expected. 65 00:02:56,811 --> 00:02:59,600 ? Taking a dry hand and making it moist ? 66 00:02:59,997 --> 00:03:02,554 ? Taking a dry hand and making it moist. ? 67 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,123 - That�s enough. - What? 68 00:03:05,365 --> 00:03:08,343 Maybe it was the song, but that�s enough. For now? 69 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,832 Okay, I won�t sing the song. Come on, give it back. 70 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:11,854 Okay. 71 00:03:12,953 --> 00:03:15,712 [HUMMING SAME MELODY] 72 00:03:15,713 --> 00:03:17,712 I�m thinking of the words now. 73 00:03:17,713 --> 00:03:19,042 [CONTINUES HUMMING] 74 00:03:19,043 --> 00:03:20,640 ? And moist ? 75 00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:23,952 BOTH: ? Taking a dry hand and making it moist ? 76 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:25,256 Mm-hmm. 77 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:27,849 ? Taking a dry hand and making it moist ? 78 00:03:27,850 --> 00:03:30,719 - ? Boink, boink, boink. boink, boink. ? - Okay. 79 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,929 ["HAPPINESS, MISSOURI" BY EL VY PLAYING] 80 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:37,759 ? While away while someone counts the minutes ? 81 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:42,139 ? Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off ? 82 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:45,799 ? By the way, I told you we were in this ? 83 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:49,759 ? Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off it. ? 84 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,260 ? 85 00:03:56,814 --> 00:03:59,565 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 86 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,719 MAN [OVER RADIO]: DEA is about to take full control 87 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,389 of this warehouse surveillance. 88 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:15,509 Uh, they probably want to see that body pulled 89 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:17,639 from the Otay Mesa Reservoir a few miles away. 90 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,034 MAN 2 [OVER RADIO]: Copy that. 91 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,057 Have they identified that body yet? 92 00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:24,150 MAN: Not yet. We should know later today. 93 00:04:25,364 --> 00:04:26,571 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 94 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:38,570 So, this is it? 95 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:39,736 You�re just gonna... 96 00:04:40,159 --> 00:04:42,136 sulk and give me the cold shoulder? 97 00:04:43,325 --> 00:04:44,852 You wanted me to kill him. 98 00:04:44,853 --> 00:04:46,182 No, I fucking didn�t, Marco! 99 00:04:46,183 --> 00:04:47,562 Yes, you did. 100 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:48,982 You looked right at me, and you said, 101 00:04:48,983 --> 00:04:50,142 "Marco, please kill him. Please." 102 00:04:50,143 --> 00:04:52,573 I said, "Marco, he�s killing me." 103 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:54,892 There�s a big fucking difference there. 104 00:04:54,893 --> 00:04:56,392 Oh, that is such bullshit. 105 00:04:56,424 --> 00:04:57,791 You looked right into my eyes, 106 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,514 and you said something about killing, and I said, "Really?" 107 00:05:00,539 --> 00:05:03,368 - Then you said, "Yeah," and you nodded. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 108 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:05,128 Yeah, I said, "He�s killing me." Then I nodded. 109 00:05:05,129 --> 00:05:06,326 - You nodded. - Sure. 110 00:05:06,351 --> 00:05:08,016 I looked away. Same. 111 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,015 My head might�ve moved, but I didn�t give you a nod. 112 00:05:10,015 --> 00:05:11,724 Which is a nod. That�s a nod. Nod. 113 00:05:11,725 --> 00:05:13,224 - No, it�s a turn. - Oh, Angus... 114 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,014 That�s fucking different than a nod. 115 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:17,104 Do you know how much effort it took for me to kill that guy? 116 00:05:17,105 --> 00:05:18,948 It is hard to kill someone that size. 117 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,539 He is very strong, he was surprisingly agile. 118 00:05:21,564 --> 00:05:23,337 - I�m so sorry, man. - He bit me. 119 00:05:23,369 --> 00:05:24,959 He bit me. He broke the skin. 120 00:05:24,984 --> 00:05:26,443 Yeah, because you were trying to fucking kill him! 121 00:05:26,444 --> 00:05:27,943 - Yes, I was trying to kill him! - I would bite you, too! 122 00:05:27,944 --> 00:05:29,944 For you! For you! 123 00:05:35,522 --> 00:05:37,404 FATIMA: So, the other day, I was sitting 124 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:39,506 by the pier with my friend. We were just hanging out. 125 00:05:40,234 --> 00:05:42,355 And there�s one of these, like, 126 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:44,613 annoying drones nearby. Stupid. 127 00:05:44,614 --> 00:05:47,363 So, we start talking about how annoying 128 00:05:47,364 --> 00:05:49,097 and stupid and useless they are. 129 00:05:49,726 --> 00:05:52,345 So, cut to... the next day. 130 00:05:52,346 --> 00:05:53,935 - Okay. - I�m walking in the park. 131 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,212 Mm-hmm. 132 00:05:57,056 --> 00:05:58,446 And this hits me in the head. 133 00:05:59,283 --> 00:06:01,216 This... hits me in the head. 134 00:06:01,976 --> 00:06:03,252 Out of nowhere. 135 00:06:03,436 --> 00:06:05,595 My phone was listening to me talk about drones, 136 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:08,015 - and then this drone hit me in the head. - Okay. 137 00:06:08,016 --> 00:06:09,395 Well, that�s a terrific story. 138 00:06:09,396 --> 00:06:11,225 I�d say, A] You need some action verbs, 139 00:06:11,226 --> 00:06:13,313 and B] It�s just a coincidence. 140 00:06:13,314 --> 00:06:14,853 No, no, no, it�s not a coincidence. 141 00:06:14,854 --> 00:06:16,063 It was listening. 142 00:06:16,064 --> 00:06:17,425 Your phone was listening? 143 00:06:17,974 --> 00:06:19,973 Yeah, they�re always listening. Yeah, let me show you. 144 00:06:19,974 --> 00:06:22,183 - This-this footage is... - Hey, do you have that app 145 00:06:22,184 --> 00:06:23,893 where you can put bunny ears on yourself? 146 00:06:23,894 --> 00:06:25,848 - I think it�s really funny. - No, wa-watch, watch. 147 00:06:25,879 --> 00:06:27,543 Watch, watch, okay? 148 00:06:27,723 --> 00:06:28,773 - This is from the drone. - [WHIRRING] 149 00:06:28,774 --> 00:06:30,103 - I took the footage from the drone. - All right. 150 00:06:30,646 --> 00:06:32,340 See? Now it looks, searching for something. 151 00:06:32,689 --> 00:06:34,272 Right? It�s like a target, and then... 152 00:06:34,305 --> 00:06:35,714 [LAUGHS] 153 00:06:36,548 --> 00:06:37,561 No, no, wait. 154 00:06:37,586 --> 00:06:39,563 - No, you�re missing the point. - Give me that. 155 00:06:39,564 --> 00:06:41,933 [LAUGHING, DRONE WHIRRING] 156 00:06:42,790 --> 00:06:43,790 No. 157 00:06:43,791 --> 00:06:45,589 You got to send me this. 158 00:06:45,695 --> 00:06:47,365 You got to send... [LAUGHING] 159 00:06:57,358 --> 00:06:58,817 MIGUEL: No, no, no, it�s great that you�re back. 160 00:06:58,818 --> 00:06:59,977 You were just so excited about 161 00:06:59,978 --> 00:07:01,103 joining that big fancy tunnel. 162 00:07:01,677 --> 00:07:03,266 So-so what was the problem again? 163 00:07:03,268 --> 00:07:04,244 I don�t know. 164 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:06,937 It just didn�t feel right to me. 165 00:07:06,938 --> 00:07:08,347 - Yeah, sure. Sure. - Yeah. 166 00:07:08,348 --> 00:07:09,767 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 167 00:07:09,768 --> 00:07:12,477 The super tunnel was too... too flashy. 168 00:07:12,478 --> 00:07:15,437 There was no soul; they were just churning out the work. 169 00:07:15,438 --> 00:07:17,089 - Nobody cared. - Right. 170 00:07:17,388 --> 00:07:18,977 But I thought that�s what you wanted, though. 171 00:07:18,978 --> 00:07:20,517 You know, the super drug tunnel. 172 00:07:21,010 --> 00:07:22,313 You know, it was good for your narrative. 173 00:07:22,338 --> 00:07:23,517 I thought that�s what I understood. 174 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:24,706 Yeah, I thought that. 175 00:07:24,731 --> 00:07:26,230 And maybe it�s good for me in the short-term, 176 00:07:26,231 --> 00:07:27,690 but as a comedian, I have to think about 177 00:07:27,691 --> 00:07:30,020 - the long-term goal, you see? - Yeah. 178 00:07:30,556 --> 00:07:33,225 - The tunnel was too broad. - Like, literally broad? 179 00:07:33,226 --> 00:07:34,725 - Like, it was, it was too wide? - Yeah. 180 00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:36,725 This is the shit I want to be known for. 181 00:07:37,386 --> 00:07:39,809 All right. Let�s... let�s get to it, huh? 182 00:07:39,809 --> 00:07:41,517 Go ahead. I have a migraine. 183 00:07:42,657 --> 00:07:44,779 Welcome back. [MUTTERS] 184 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,593 ANGUS: You don�t get it, man. 185 00:07:52,636 --> 00:07:54,095 You don�t get it. He was my stepdad. 186 00:07:54,135 --> 00:07:55,403 - All right? - He was a piece of shit. 187 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,980 - He wasn�t a piece of shit. - He was barely your stepdad. 188 00:07:57,005 --> 00:07:58,333 He was a little annoying. 189 00:07:59,815 --> 00:08:01,810 But he said, he said he�d take a bullet for me. 190 00:08:02,314 --> 00:08:03,371 Okay? 191 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,223 Yeah, right. 192 00:08:06,223 --> 00:08:07,722 - Yeah, right what? He said that. - A guy like that. 193 00:08:07,724 --> 00:08:09,183 A guy you�ve known five minutes says 194 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,483 he�d take a bullet for you? Right. 195 00:08:10,813 --> 00:08:11,933 You think he meant it? 196 00:08:11,934 --> 00:08:13,211 How does that even come up? 197 00:08:13,248 --> 00:08:14,844 How does that even come up, Angus?! 198 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,118 No one�s ever said that to me before. 199 00:08:16,119 --> 00:08:17,658 I�m sorry it affected me. 200 00:08:17,659 --> 00:08:20,038 I�m sorry, uh... you know... 201 00:08:20,039 --> 00:08:22,038 Okay, so I�m sorry. I�m sorry that I-I killed the guy 202 00:08:22,039 --> 00:08:23,948 that you knew for five minutes, 203 00:08:23,949 --> 00:08:25,288 who said he�d take a bullet for you. 204 00:08:25,289 --> 00:08:27,158 And that that meant something to you. 205 00:08:27,159 --> 00:08:28,828 And meanwhile, I�ve known you for fucking years, and what? 206 00:08:28,829 --> 00:08:31,158 You want me to say it? Is that what you want? 207 00:08:31,159 --> 00:08:33,538 - Is that what you�re asking? I�ll say it. - No. No. 208 00:08:33,539 --> 00:08:35,658 - I-I don�t want you to say it. - If you need to hear those words, 209 00:08:35,659 --> 00:08:37,868 if those words are comfort to you, I�ll say those words. 210 00:08:37,869 --> 00:08:39,636 I don�t want you to say it, man. 211 00:08:40,328 --> 00:08:41,367 Fine. 212 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:46,789 I would take a bullet for you. 213 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,329 Thanks, man. 214 00:08:54,058 --> 00:08:55,130 Hang on. 215 00:08:55,155 --> 00:08:57,605 Actually, I did take a bullet for you. 216 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:00,679 When did you take a bullet for me? 217 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:02,805 - The ear? - Yeah. 218 00:09:03,429 --> 00:09:06,348 I did, in practice, that which he said he would do. 219 00:09:06,349 --> 00:09:08,348 I doubt your ear even stopped the bullet. 220 00:09:08,349 --> 00:09:10,624 Had I been standing behind you, I would�ve been hit. 221 00:09:10,624 --> 00:09:12,863 Forget it. This is stupid. You know what, you�re right. 222 00:09:13,432 --> 00:09:15,113 I-I�m sorry. This is all my bad. 223 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:16,895 - I-I shouldn�t have killed your stepfather. - Yeah. 224 00:09:16,926 --> 00:09:18,852 - No. - Yeah. Don�t worry about it. 225 00:09:18,887 --> 00:09:20,475 Why don�t you write his suicide note to your mom? 226 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,885 That�s-that�s probably the most important thing. 227 00:09:21,886 --> 00:09:23,595 - Who cares? Yeah. Great. - Okay, yeah, that�s-that�s what I�ll do, 228 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:25,725 because I have to do that now, because you fucking killed him. 229 00:09:25,726 --> 00:09:27,305 And I�ll just sit here and think about how his eyes 230 00:09:27,306 --> 00:09:29,479 popped out of his head as I was strangling him. 231 00:09:29,964 --> 00:09:32,084 And his last words were, "Fuck Angus." 232 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,716 [PHONE VIBRATES] 233 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:44,378 Oh, no. 234 00:09:45,902 --> 00:09:47,425 Oh, no. 235 00:09:47,510 --> 00:09:49,099 What? What? What? What? 236 00:09:49,306 --> 00:09:52,005 What�s happened? You okay? 237 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:53,070 I did something bad. 238 00:09:53,353 --> 00:09:55,417 Really, really bad. 239 00:09:56,044 --> 00:09:57,062 Okay. 240 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,692 Okay, it�s all right. Hey, Tolbeck, look at me. 241 00:09:59,693 --> 00:10:02,261 Okay? Whatever you�ve done, okay, I�m your partner. 242 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:03,965 We can get through this together, all right? 243 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,905 It�s about Kyle. 244 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,672 - Kyle? - Yeah. 245 00:10:07,788 --> 00:10:10,569 Okay. I�ve hated Kyle ever since you told me 246 00:10:10,594 --> 00:10:12,803 about this bullshit open marriage situation. 247 00:10:12,804 --> 00:10:14,050 All right? 248 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:15,877 Just tell me. What�s happened? 249 00:10:17,085 --> 00:10:18,721 Well, yesterday when I went home, 250 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:22,059 um, I got to the house, and I walk in, 251 00:10:22,061 --> 00:10:25,230 and I see Kyle in the kitchen standing over the kitchen sink. 252 00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:27,560 Right. And he�s drinking coconut water. 253 00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:29,084 - Uh-huh. - My coconut water. 254 00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:31,389 - Right. Yeah. - Right out of the carton. 255 00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:34,977 He�s sweaty, like he�d just done some kind of athletic thing. 256 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,502 Standing there in his, like, T-shirt 257 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,640 - with no underpants on. - Shirt-dicking. 258 00:10:39,753 --> 00:10:41,443 - What? - That�s called shirt-dicking. 259 00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:43,266 - T-shirt, no pants. That�s shirt-dicking. - Okay. 260 00:10:43,299 --> 00:10:45,758 - Well, he was shirt-dicking in my kitchen. - Right. 261 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:48,514 And, so he�s all sweaty, and, you know, 262 00:10:48,539 --> 00:10:50,538 he�s got the coconut water all over his beard. 263 00:10:50,539 --> 00:10:52,484 And then he... he looks at me, 264 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,369 - and I look at him. - Hmm. 265 00:10:54,369 --> 00:10:56,192 And we stare at each other for a second. 266 00:10:56,629 --> 00:10:59,368 And then he goes, "Hey, man, what�s up?" 267 00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:01,154 - Oh, no, he didn�t. - Yeah. 268 00:11:01,579 --> 00:11:04,078 And then he walks past me right into the bedroom. 269 00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:06,744 So, I walk towards the bedroom and I say, 270 00:11:06,773 --> 00:11:08,968 "No, I�m gonna sit down, and I�m gonna chill. 271 00:11:08,993 --> 00:11:10,242 I�m gonna watch a little TV." 272 00:11:10,243 --> 00:11:11,665 - So I go into the den... - Mm. 273 00:11:13,144 --> 00:11:14,532 and there�s Dennis. 274 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:15,646 Dennis? 275 00:11:15,646 --> 00:11:17,241 Yeah, Kyle�s dog. 276 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,208 This big Irish wolfhound. 277 00:11:20,526 --> 00:11:22,808 - Molting all over my couch. - Right. 278 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,274 And I�m like, "That�s it." 279 00:11:24,274 --> 00:11:26,393 - Yeah. - So I-I take Dennis. 280 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:27,809 - Yeah. - I open the door. 281 00:11:27,842 --> 00:11:29,128 - Right. - Push him out. 282 00:11:29,153 --> 00:11:30,193 Right. 283 00:11:30,194 --> 00:11:31,733 And I gave him a little kick. 284 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,897 Yeah? 285 00:11:34,096 --> 00:11:35,154 Yeah. 286 00:11:38,735 --> 00:11:39,761 That�s it? 287 00:11:39,831 --> 00:11:40,781 Yeah. 288 00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:42,561 That�s it? Jesus Christ, Tolbeck, 289 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:45,085 I thought you�d fucking killed Kyle or something. 290 00:11:45,086 --> 00:11:47,230 Who gives a fuck if you kick the dog out? 291 00:11:48,402 --> 00:11:49,455 There�s more. 292 00:11:49,456 --> 00:11:51,545 Oh, there is more? Okay. Oh, okay. Go. 293 00:11:51,546 --> 00:11:53,705 - I just got a text from Kyle. - Right. 294 00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:55,154 Dennis is missing. 295 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:57,875 [SIGHS] 296 00:11:58,514 --> 00:12:00,062 And that is it, is it? That�s it. 297 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,006 - That�s it. - Oh, fuck me. Tolbeck. 298 00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:03,445 I mean, what have I become? 299 00:12:03,863 --> 00:12:06,532 A dog kicker? That�s not me. 300 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:08,967 Kyle is fucking your wife, Tolbeck. 301 00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:11,072 Do you understand? He is having 302 00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:14,153 penetrative sex with Lisa. Okay? 303 00:12:14,153 --> 00:12:16,402 So if you�d killed both of them, I would�ve thought, "Yeah. 304 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,817 "That�s fair. He�s killed them both. 305 00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:19,649 Let�s get rid of them somewhere around here." 306 00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:23,361 Anyways, can you help me find Dennis 307 00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:25,223 - when our shift is over? - No. 308 00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:26,610 - Please. - No. 309 00:12:26,649 --> 00:12:28,000 Absolutely not. 310 00:12:28,201 --> 00:12:30,370 As your friend... as maybe your best friend... 311 00:12:30,371 --> 00:12:32,950 I am not gonna help you find fucking Dennis. 312 00:12:33,007 --> 00:12:36,132 And bear in mind, I was ready to help you bury two bodies. 313 00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:37,676 Why are you so angry? 314 00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:39,255 �Cause one of us has to be angry! 315 00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:41,255 Okay? One of us has to be angry, Tolbeck. 316 00:12:41,256 --> 00:12:43,215 It�s... This is appropriate anger. 317 00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:46,465 This is an appropriate response to that situation. 318 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,465 Okay? And, yeah, I will help you find Dennis. 319 00:12:48,466 --> 00:12:50,768 And when we find him, I�m gonna kick him in the head. 320 00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:52,839 Yeah. I�m gonna kick him in the fucking head. 321 00:12:53,678 --> 00:12:54,846 Till he�s dead. 322 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,450 "Roberto had another fanciful thought. 323 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,769 "He had a powerful imagination, 324 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:07,284 "and it often provided him with whimsical escapes 325 00:13:07,471 --> 00:13:09,393 "from dreary tunnel life. 326 00:13:09,586 --> 00:13:11,766 "His muscles bulged with expectation. 327 00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:13,561 "Ostensibly, this tunnel 328 00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:15,410 "was his path to fame and fortune. 329 00:13:15,812 --> 00:13:17,598 "But, perhaps even more ostensibly, 330 00:13:18,102 --> 00:13:19,701 it was merely a tunnel." 331 00:13:21,771 --> 00:13:22,891 Chapter 48. 332 00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,207 [SIGHS] 333 00:13:25,232 --> 00:13:26,262 Thoughts? 334 00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:28,716 If I may? 335 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,944 - Please. - Yeah. 336 00:13:29,944 --> 00:13:32,097 Okay, for example, this, uh, this word, um... 337 00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:34,099 "osense-osensibly." 338 00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:35,708 - "Ose-Os..." - Ostensibly. 339 00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:36,947 Oh, that�s the one. 340 00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:39,021 - Yeah. - Man, you use that word a lot. 341 00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:41,371 - It�s my favorite English word. - I could tell. 342 00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:42,980 I could tell. But is it too much? 343 00:13:42,981 --> 00:13:43,981 Do you use it too much? 344 00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:45,333 - Mm. Mm. - No? 345 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:46,538 It�s a cool-sounding word. 346 00:13:46,539 --> 00:13:47,878 Sure, but what does it mean? 347 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:49,831 - What does that word mean? - It means 348 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,400 something could be something, 349 00:13:51,401 --> 00:13:53,924 or something could not be something. 350 00:13:56,372 --> 00:13:58,030 You could basically say that about everything. 351 00:13:58,031 --> 00:14:00,030 Or anything in the world, really. 352 00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:01,377 Ostensibly. 353 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:05,699 MAN: Turns out John Doe was Adrian Colbert, 52 years old. 354 00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:07,528 I recovered some receipts from him. 355 00:14:07,841 --> 00:14:09,447 Seems our boy liked tacos. 356 00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:10,673 ANGUS: Okay. 357 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,336 How this? 358 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:16,381 "Dear Vanessa, I know this looks bad, 359 00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:19,573 "but honestly it�s the best result for you. 360 00:14:20,112 --> 00:14:22,071 "So don�t be sad. 361 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,672 "Live your life. 362 00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,751 "Just stop having boyfriends for a while. 363 00:14:28,376 --> 00:14:29,905 "Your son is awesome, 364 00:14:29,906 --> 00:14:32,209 "and maybe he�s the only man you need in your life. Anyway... 365 00:14:32,234 --> 00:14:33,744 Sincerely, Adrian." 366 00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:35,858 Yeah, no, I think there�s, uh... 367 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,229 - Be honest. - There�s some good stuff in there, 368 00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:39,658 for sure, but... 369 00:14:39,683 --> 00:14:41,450 I don�t know, maybe in a little while, 370 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,699 take a look at it with some fresh eyes 371 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,909 and maybe take another pass at it. 372 00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:46,339 Yeah, this is, uh, a first draft. 373 00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:47,684 Yeah, I don�t know. 374 00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:49,984 I�m supposed to air this out. 375 00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:53,805 Oh, shit. 376 00:14:54,504 --> 00:14:55,754 What was that? 377 00:14:56,553 --> 00:14:58,642 Hey. Hey, Angus. 378 00:14:58,643 --> 00:15:00,279 How-How�s this look? 379 00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:03,213 - It looks, it looks pretty good. - Yeah? 380 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,649 - Okay, �cause you jumped up... - I mean, it�s a little bit bigger 381 00:15:04,651 --> 00:15:06,520 - than your other ear. - You jumped up right when you... 382 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,133 And now you�re going over here. 383 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,504 Which makes me think maybe you don�t want to look at it. 384 00:15:10,505 --> 00:15:11,794 You�re not even really looking at it. Does it...? 385 00:15:11,795 --> 00:15:13,294 - I looked at it, man. - Angus, does it look... 386 00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:14,664 - Does the ear look normal? - Yeah. Yeah. 387 00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:16,452 Does it look like this one? 388 00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:18,628 I mean, yeah, if you look closely. 389 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,721 I mean, it�s... Like I said, it�s a little bit b-bigger. 390 00:15:21,784 --> 00:15:23,903 - And it�s obviously. I don�t know, if it�s - It�s bigger? 391 00:15:23,904 --> 00:15:25,783 - just infected or something, but... - What do you mean, it�s bigger? 392 00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:27,977 - it seems like it�s... - Oh, shit. 393 00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,621 You�re right, it�s bigger. It�s, like... 394 00:15:29,781 --> 00:15:31,201 it�s, like, bigger. 395 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,467 Oh, goddamn it, this guy really fucked me. 396 00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:35,912 What, the surgeon? 397 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,450 I couldn�t exactly go to a doctor and have this done. 398 00:15:41,451 --> 00:15:43,240 There�d be a lot of questions, you know? 399 00:15:43,533 --> 00:15:45,639 So I went down to Tijuana to do it. 400 00:15:45,953 --> 00:15:48,233 I knew I should�ve just spent a little bit more money on this. 401 00:15:48,319 --> 00:15:49,491 This was so stupid. 402 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,284 But I love a bargain, you know? 403 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,914 - Yeah, I know. - And he was like, "Come down. 404 00:15:53,915 --> 00:15:55,584 "We won�t even use anesthetic. 405 00:15:55,585 --> 00:15:57,954 We�ll just get drunk at the bar." Which we did. 406 00:15:58,285 --> 00:16:00,177 And then went back to the clinic. 407 00:16:00,509 --> 00:16:02,314 Open up a fridge, and the kid�s got, like... 408 00:16:02,932 --> 00:16:04,681 drawer full of ears, you know? 409 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:06,896 - A drawer full of ears? - Yeah. 410 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,142 They got a drawer full of fingers, 411 00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:09,561 drawer full of nipples, 412 00:16:09,562 --> 00:16:11,011 drawer full of ears. They got everything. 413 00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,884 - You know when you... - A drawer full of ears, fingers, nipples? 414 00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:14,991 Different drawers. 415 00:16:15,222 --> 00:16:16,496 I don�t think you can mix them. 416 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:19,432 - So, this box full of, uh, ears... - Yeah. 417 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,195 You looked in there, 418 00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:24,628 and they were all definitely human ears? 419 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,021 What the fuck does that mean? 420 00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:28,825 Uh, it looks... 421 00:16:28,826 --> 00:16:30,455 Be honest. Be honest with me. 422 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:31,785 I�m trying to be honest. If you let me speak... 423 00:16:31,786 --> 00:16:33,455 - Be honest with me! - It looks a little like a pig ear. 424 00:16:33,456 --> 00:16:35,285 - What?! - Yeah. 425 00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:37,386 What do you mean, it looks like a pig�s ear? 426 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,796 Uh, I-I mean... 427 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,295 - No. - It looks like an ear 428 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,914 - that would be attached to a pig. - Is it pointy? Is it... Wait. 429 00:16:41,915 --> 00:16:44,154 Yeah. I mean, I�m sorry 430 00:16:44,155 --> 00:16:45,784 to br-break this to you, man, but... 431 00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:47,364 Are you telling me this looks 432 00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:49,034 like a fucking pig�s ear on my head? 433 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:50,204 You could get another one 434 00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:53,154 and become Pig Ear Marco. 435 00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:54,784 - Your advice is get a second pig ear? - Come up behind someone... 436 00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:55,871 [SNORTS] 437 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,260 [SNORTS] 438 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,034 You know what? You�re a fucking dick. 439 00:17:02,386 --> 00:17:04,612 You�re a dick, and your suicide note was shit. 440 00:17:04,746 --> 00:17:06,545 Your mom is grieving, 441 00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:09,165 and you�re writing her a fucking love letter? 442 00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:10,584 All about how awesome you are 443 00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,533 and how she doesn�t need any more boyfriends 444 00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:14,743 - �cause she�s got her son? - That was one sentence, man. 445 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:16,873 Like, read into that, man. That was your first pass? 446 00:17:16,874 --> 00:17:18,583 It was a pass at your mom. 447 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,477 [SNORTS] 448 00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:25,481 Fuck you! 449 00:17:31,327 --> 00:17:32,451 [SIGHS] 450 00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:35,323 Look, I�m sorry about before. 451 00:17:35,323 --> 00:17:37,521 I didn�t mean to get so worked up. I just... 452 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,024 Lisa wants to have an open marriage, okay? 453 00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:42,193 How about we make it really open? 454 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,589 You know what I mean? For all parties involved. 455 00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:46,287 I don�t know. 456 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:47,824 Kyle�s a one-woman man, so... 457 00:17:47,856 --> 00:17:49,645 No, no, no, I mean... I�m talking about you. 458 00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,645 - You should see other pe... You should... - Oh. 459 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:53,055 Why are you so obsessed with Kyle? 460 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,105 Kyle is very talented. 461 00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,948 He�s actually building his own yurt. 462 00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,427 Nobody cares about a yurt. 463 00:17:58,427 --> 00:18:01,256 What is a fucking yurt? It�s a bullshit structure, okay? 464 00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:03,798 Hero cop is the thing that women want. 465 00:18:03,828 --> 00:18:05,657 Hero cop, okay? 466 00:18:05,658 --> 00:18:07,367 - Okay. - And when we make this drug bust, 467 00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:08,617 - Yeah. - we may even get a medal. 468 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:10,367 - No way. - Yeah, a medal. 469 00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,197 A big shiny medal. 470 00:18:12,198 --> 00:18:13,827 I�ve never gotten a medal before. 471 00:18:13,828 --> 00:18:15,606 Well, you better get ready to get one. 472 00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:17,525 �Cause it�s gonna match your big, shiny dick. 473 00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:18,844 What? 474 00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:21,038 And when that happens, a dozen Kyles 475 00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:22,748 won�t stack up to you. You know why? 476 00:18:22,749 --> 00:18:24,198 - Why? - �Cause you�re the cop. 477 00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:25,788 - You�re the hero cop. - Stop it. 478 00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,158 - Okay? You know what l�m talking about? - Right. 479 00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:28,159 Do you know what I�m talking about? 480 00:18:28,195 --> 00:18:29,780 - I do. Stop tickling me. - Okay. 481 00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:31,380 - You�re-you�re the big dog. - [SIGHS] 482 00:18:31,406 --> 00:18:33,286 You�re the big dog here, okay, on this hunt, all right? 483 00:18:33,318 --> 00:18:35,364 - All right. All right. - And there�s no dog 484 00:18:35,389 --> 00:18:37,559 - in San Diego as big as this dog. - Okay. 485 00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:39,377 So let me hear you bark, dog. 486 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,047 Arf. 487 00:18:41,575 --> 00:18:43,507 Let me hear you bark, dog. 488 00:18:43,532 --> 00:18:45,374 - Arf! Arf! - No. No. 489 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,397 Release the belly. Let me hear you bark. 490 00:18:47,704 --> 00:18:49,857 - Woof! Woof! - That�s what I�m talking about. 491 00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:51,234 - Woof! Woof! Woof! - Yeah. 492 00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,364 JANICE: Car 27, please report. 493 00:18:52,404 --> 00:18:53,425 Car 27. 494 00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:55,162 - CULLEN: Car 27, no activity. - [TOLBECK BARKING] 495 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,200 Copy that. 496 00:18:56,225 --> 00:18:58,365 Hey, um, Janice? 497 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:03,081 I�ve been meaning to talk to you about this actually, um... 498 00:19:03,286 --> 00:19:06,205 Well, I don�t think I�m gonna be here much longer. 499 00:19:07,304 --> 00:19:08,340 It�s just... 500 00:19:09,054 --> 00:19:11,197 I, uh, well, I got offered a spot 501 00:19:11,222 --> 00:19:13,931 in, um, over in 911. 502 00:19:14,937 --> 00:19:16,262 And, um, 503 00:19:16,577 --> 00:19:19,169 I only just found out today, actually, 504 00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:20,829 but I�m-I�m gonna take it. 505 00:19:21,532 --> 00:19:23,654 - And just... - You�re leaving dispatch? 506 00:19:24,202 --> 00:19:26,608 Yeah. I think it�s gonna be more... 507 00:19:27,112 --> 00:19:29,391 um, you know, more... 508 00:19:29,742 --> 00:19:30,692 More what? 509 00:19:31,286 --> 00:19:32,687 Uh, more exciting. 510 00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:34,641 Oh. Well, I�m sorry 511 00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,835 that being a major part of a huge drug bust 512 00:19:36,836 --> 00:19:38,335 isn�t exciting enough for you. 513 00:19:38,336 --> 00:19:40,835 Well, that�s the thing. It sounds exciting, 514 00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:43,899 but nothing ever happens. 515 00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:45,398 Actually, that�s not true. 516 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:48,734 On the first night, Tolbeck shot someone, and I thought, "Great. 517 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,829 - "This is gonna be fun, you know. - Uh-huh. 518 00:19:50,829 --> 00:19:52,525 Stuff like this is gonna happen all the time." 519 00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:55,678 But we just s-sit here. 520 00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:58,256 And nothing happens, night after night. 521 00:19:58,256 --> 00:20:00,795 Here�s some advice, and I�m not even gonna charge you for it: 522 00:20:01,018 --> 00:20:03,227 You�re making a huge mistake, all right? 523 00:20:03,228 --> 00:20:05,442 I know. I worked in 911. 524 00:20:05,488 --> 00:20:06,902 You�re making a mistake. 525 00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:08,937 - It�s not personal. - Mm. 526 00:20:08,938 --> 00:20:10,477 If it wasn�t personal, I wouldn�t be feeling 527 00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:12,357 all hot and bothered, and full of anger. 528 00:20:13,148 --> 00:20:14,241 Sure. 529 00:20:14,686 --> 00:20:15,933 What, you�re leaving now? 530 00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:19,125 Um... yeah. 531 00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:21,216 This is the notice you give me? You�re leaving now? 532 00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:22,342 Um, I know. I-I... 533 00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:24,091 Tony said I should, you know, get acquainted... 534 00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,844 Tony. Mm-hmm. 535 00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,881 ...while it�s slow here, �cause, you know, 536 00:20:27,882 --> 00:20:29,971 it�s always slow, and... 537 00:20:31,141 --> 00:20:33,090 All right. Well, good luck to you. 538 00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:36,022 Really, thank you for everything. 539 00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:36,964 Yeah. 540 00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:39,376 I�m gonna miss this. 541 00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:40,287 Yeah. 542 00:20:40,312 --> 00:20:41,474 Yeah. Uh... 543 00:20:45,159 --> 00:20:46,212 Um... 544 00:20:47,293 --> 00:20:50,002 Hey, I�ll come back and visit all the time. 545 00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:51,336 Yeah. All right. Um... 546 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,047 Bye, Janice. 547 00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:56,963 ? 548 00:21:04,176 --> 00:21:07,617 - Welcome to 911. - Thanks. Thanks, John. 549 00:21:11,156 --> 00:21:12,252 Hey, Janice. 550 00:21:12,277 --> 00:21:13,296 There�s no 551 00:21:13,321 --> 00:21:16,377 waving or talking between 911 and dispatch. 552 00:21:17,198 --> 00:21:19,666 It�s the ultimate Bing Bong. 553 00:21:19,703 --> 00:21:22,584 So... Bing Bong. 554 00:21:22,992 --> 00:21:24,764 Good-bye. Forever. 555 00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:31,534 So, you want a cup of tea? 556 00:21:32,328 --> 00:21:34,907 - Okay, should be nice. - Yeah. Okay. 557 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,347 No. I�ll get it. 558 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,554 No, no, it�s fine. 559 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,153 Oh, my... What? 560 00:21:40,178 --> 00:21:42,507 What? What? You can st... You can stand? 561 00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:45,180 Sure. Yeah, just... ooh. 562 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,230 - On a good day. - Mm. 563 00:21:48,385 --> 00:21:49,344 Ouch. 564 00:21:55,888 --> 00:21:56,997 Janice? 565 00:21:57,639 --> 00:21:58,708 Bing Bong. 566 00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,883 HALDEMAN [OVER RADIO]: This case just got real, guys. 567 00:22:05,884 --> 00:22:07,543 DEA is setting up the pieces. 568 00:22:07,544 --> 00:22:09,231 Not long till we pull the trigger. 569 00:22:10,824 --> 00:22:12,453 - Woof, woof, woof! - That�s what I�m talking... yeah. 570 00:22:12,455 --> 00:22:14,204 - Woof, woof, woof! - That�s the stuff I�m talking about. 571 00:22:14,205 --> 00:22:15,824 - I�m the big dog! - Yeah, you�re the big dog. 572 00:22:15,825 --> 00:22:17,454 Whoa, whoa, ho, shut up. Oh. 573 00:22:17,455 --> 00:22:19,074 - Haldeman, DEA. - Hey, man. 574 00:22:19,075 --> 00:22:20,624 Yeah, you coyotes ready to fuck this thing? 575 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,540 Oh, dude, we are ready to go. 576 00:22:22,565 --> 00:22:24,785 - Great. - Um, you, I know you. 577 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,590 Yeah, I want you guys to know I got your back in there. 578 00:22:26,643 --> 00:22:27,971 - Okay. - It�s gonna get heavy. 579 00:22:28,022 --> 00:22:29,601 - Okay. - It�s gonna get really heavy. 580 00:22:29,621 --> 00:22:31,265 - All right. Yeah. - Expect the unexpected. 581 00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:32,536 These boys are coming in ready. 582 00:22:32,536 --> 00:22:34,365 RPGs, flamethrowers, hand grenades... 583 00:22:34,366 --> 00:22:35,785 Uh, I�m sorry, hate to interrupt. 584 00:22:35,786 --> 00:22:37,704 I just want to say that my partner here 585 00:22:37,729 --> 00:22:39,146 is a big fan of yours. 586 00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:40,575 - Oh, no, no, I�m not. - You know, I�m just... 587 00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,205 He�s always going on about your Instagram account. 588 00:22:42,206 --> 00:22:43,955 - Shut up, shut up, shut up. - He�s like, "Oh, you know, 589 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:45,841 Haldeman�s got a new haircut that�s pretty sexy, and..." 590 00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,289 No, we�re colleagues. Whatever, we�re all cops. 591 00:22:47,314 --> 00:22:49,763 Shut the fuck up. Yeah. Never mind. Okay? 592 00:22:49,893 --> 00:22:51,910 So, uh, you were saying? So, what�s happening? 593 00:22:51,983 --> 00:22:53,019 Thank you very much, by the way. 594 00:22:53,044 --> 00:22:55,043 Yeah. [EXHALES] Whatever. I�m... 595 00:22:55,054 --> 00:22:57,423 We expect word between 0300 and 0500 hours. 596 00:22:57,424 --> 00:22:58,626 So the raid is on? 597 00:22:58,796 --> 00:22:59,885 Boys, it�s on. [LAUGHS] 598 00:22:59,886 --> 00:23:01,215 Oh, my God. Dude. 599 00:23:01,259 --> 00:23:03,126 - It�s on like Donkey Kong. - Yeah. 600 00:23:03,151 --> 00:23:04,949 You know what I mean? You know that expression? 601 00:23:05,832 --> 00:23:07,070 Yeah. It�s on. [LAUGHS] 602 00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:08,900 - Right. [LAUGHS] - It�s on, man. 603 00:23:09,177 --> 00:23:10,766 - All right. - We�ve done that enough, I feel. 604 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,128 - Don�t you? - Yeah, sorry, man. 605 00:23:13,153 --> 00:23:15,442 - Yeah. - I did not mean to interrupt your flow. 606 00:23:15,713 --> 00:23:16,846 I didn�t have a flow. 607 00:23:16,847 --> 00:23:18,636 Oh, man. Dude, I am pumped to do this with you. 608 00:23:18,637 --> 00:23:19,637 I am also pumped, too. 609 00:23:19,638 --> 00:23:21,262 - We�re both pumped. - Yeah, yeah. 610 00:23:21,287 --> 00:23:22,467 Can�t wait to get that medal. 611 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:23,966 I�m gonna shove that shiny thing 612 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,622 in Kyle�s shirt-dicking face. 613 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,716 - You know what I�m saying? - What does that mean? 614 00:23:28,849 --> 00:23:31,708 - What�s a shirt-dicking face? - It�s a shirt... Well, he�s... 615 00:23:31,802 --> 00:23:33,560 He wears shirt... shirt-dicking, explain it to him. 616 00:23:33,585 --> 00:23:35,216 Yeah, yeah, yeah, shirt-dicking. 617 00:23:35,241 --> 00:23:36,846 - It doesn�t matter. It doesn�t matter. - Yeah, but what is it? 618 00:23:36,847 --> 00:23:38,266 Well, it�s like when you don�t wear any pants... 619 00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,136 When you don�t wear any pants, you�re just wearing a shirt. 620 00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:41,349 You guys do that? 621 00:23:41,884 --> 00:23:43,966 No. I don�t. I mean, his... I mean... 622 00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:46,229 - Sounds nice. [LAUGHS] - No, no. I do. 623 00:23:46,267 --> 00:23:48,212 I mean, it sounds stupid at first, but then after, you know, 624 00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:49,875 when you think about it, it�s kind of cool. 625 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,798 Yeah. So, you and I are gonna take the eastern perimeter. 626 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:52,903 - Mm-hmm. - All right. You and me? 627 00:23:53,289 --> 00:23:54,368 Yeah, you and me. 628 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,069 - Okay, dude. Eastern. - Okay. 629 00:23:56,071 --> 00:23:57,593 - There a metal door in the rear. - Right. 630 00:23:57,593 --> 00:23:59,802 - Let�s assume that it�s bolted shut. - BOTH: Assumed. 631 00:23:59,802 --> 00:24:01,881 Yeah. I got some detonators, some short blast detonators 632 00:24:01,882 --> 00:24:03,591 I�m gonna put by it; we�re gonna explode it, we�re gonna knock 633 00:24:03,592 --> 00:24:05,302 that fucking door right back to hell where it started. 634 00:24:05,327 --> 00:24:06,641 - [LAUGHS] - [PHONE VIBRATING] 635 00:24:06,642 --> 00:24:08,350 - Hold on, I got to get this. - Yeah, yeah. 636 00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:09,931 Who�s gonna fix that door after it�s... 637 00:24:09,932 --> 00:24:11,221 No one. No one. 638 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,907 Hello. Haldeman. 639 00:24:14,055 --> 00:24:16,884 Yeah, no, no, no. I�m briefing the boys right now. 640 00:24:16,885 --> 00:24:18,074 Yeah, Team Coyote. 641 00:24:18,845 --> 00:24:20,344 [TOLBECK AND CULLEN WHISPERING] 642 00:24:20,345 --> 00:24:21,470 What does that mean? 643 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:23,689 What are you t...? 644 00:24:23,924 --> 00:24:25,637 Then who the fuck am I talking to? 645 00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:28,049 Say that to me again. 646 00:24:29,098 --> 00:24:29,900 Hold on. 647 00:24:31,702 --> 00:24:32,904 You boys got I.D.? 648 00:24:33,112 --> 00:24:34,560 - Yeah. Yeah, man. - Uh, sure. 649 00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,898 - Real deal. - Real deal. 650 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,613 - All right, all right. - Okay. Thank you. 651 00:24:42,638 --> 00:24:45,257 Okay. We should�ve showed him that before. 652 00:24:45,802 --> 00:24:47,989 Yeah, they�re fucking SDPD. [LAUGHS] 653 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:50,318 Fuck me in the fucking ass. 654 00:24:51,117 --> 00:24:52,948 Yeah, I don�t know, I don�t know. Okay, yeah. 655 00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:55,559 All right, have your laughs, have your fucking laughs, okay. 656 00:24:56,081 --> 00:24:57,528 All right, yeah, then bring them over. 657 00:24:57,975 --> 00:24:59,162 Yeah, exactly. 658 00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:03,528 What the fuck? 659 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,224 You guys said you were Team Coyote. 660 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:09,798 Oh, I thought you were saying, like... I thought, I thought, 661 00:25:09,823 --> 00:25:11,866 I thought you were saying, like, are you guys coyotes? 662 00:25:11,904 --> 00:25:15,591 Like, are we raw and ready and hungry and wild. �Cause we are. 663 00:25:15,616 --> 00:25:17,665 Why would I say, "Are you guys coyotes?" 664 00:25:17,826 --> 00:25:19,785 Well, interesting fact about coyotes, 665 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:21,745 - they�re excellent swimmers. - Shut the fuck up. 666 00:25:21,746 --> 00:25:23,615 - Lot of peop... - Shut the fuck up. Yeah, uh, we get it. 667 00:25:23,616 --> 00:25:25,325 - Can you do me a big favor? - BOTH: Oh, sure. 668 00:25:25,326 --> 00:25:26,785 Yeah, I mean, this is a big favor. 669 00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:28,286 - Man, anything. - I�m gonna need you 670 00:25:28,311 --> 00:25:29,963 to forget everything that happened between us. 671 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,607 - Right. - This didn�t happen. 672 00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:32,968 You guys go about your day, 673 00:25:32,993 --> 00:25:35,470 playing, uh, fucking dick-shirts or whatever you play, 674 00:25:35,495 --> 00:25:37,794 where you take your underpants off and keep your T-shirt on. 675 00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:39,577 And I�m gonna go do the raid with the boys. 676 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,679 - Deal? - Uh... Okay, we can back you up, though. 677 00:25:42,704 --> 00:25:44,588 We�re happy to. Look, we�re not doing anything else. 678 00:25:44,613 --> 00:25:45,580 All right, forget everything. 679 00:25:45,609 --> 00:25:46,530 Okay. 680 00:25:47,509 --> 00:25:48,529 Wow. 681 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:51,335 What the fuck, man? 682 00:25:52,075 --> 00:25:53,545 Never meet your heroes, right? 683 00:25:55,007 --> 00:25:56,945 He�s not my hero. He�s a fucking dick. 684 00:25:56,970 --> 00:25:59,438 - I�m sorry. - No, don�t be sorry, man. I-I... 685 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,815 He�s a dick. 686 00:26:01,116 --> 00:26:02,604 Oh, wait, he�s coming back. 687 00:26:02,698 --> 00:26:04,194 - Oh, hey. - Hey, one last thing. 688 00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:05,524 Yeah. Anything. 689 00:26:05,845 --> 00:26:07,654 Um, I�m gonna need you to move this car. 690 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:09,883 Right. It�s just that we were the first car here, 691 00:26:09,884 --> 00:26:11,723 so maybe we-we could stay... maybe we should stay here, 692 00:26:11,724 --> 00:26:13,723 you know what I mean? �Cause we got the intel. 693 00:26:13,724 --> 00:26:15,383 - We got the local knowledge. - I�m gonna need this fucking spot 694 00:26:15,384 --> 00:26:16,633 - is what I�m saying. - Right. 695 00:26:16,634 --> 00:26:17,594 I�m tired of dancing with you. 696 00:26:17,595 --> 00:26:18,843 No, I know. 697 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,263 I�m tired of dancing with you. 698 00:26:20,264 --> 00:26:21,982 - Yeah. I-I-I... - You understand? 699 00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:24,691 Right. Oh, well, you know what, maybe bring Team Coyote up here, 700 00:26:24,692 --> 00:26:26,351 and we could, you know, we could be, like, 701 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,271 Team Cobra or something. 702 00:26:28,272 --> 00:26:29,919 - Move your fucking car. - Right. 703 00:26:29,944 --> 00:26:31,426 - Okay. - Yeah. I mean, we can. 704 00:26:31,451 --> 00:26:32,561 - We�ll move it. - We can. 705 00:26:32,562 --> 00:26:33,811 No, no, not-not you fucking can. You will. 706 00:26:33,812 --> 00:26:35,641 - No, no, no, we will. - We will, we will. 707 00:26:35,642 --> 00:26:37,021 - Right. - So what the fuck are you gonna do? 708 00:26:37,022 --> 00:26:38,561 - We�re gonna, uh... - Don�t look over there. 709 00:26:38,562 --> 00:26:40,351 - I�m fucking talking to you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 710 00:26:40,352 --> 00:26:41,771 - What are you gonna do? - We�re gonna, we�re gonna... 711 00:26:41,772 --> 00:26:43,601 What the fuck are you gonna do?! 712 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,981 We�re gonna, we�re gonna start backing it up... 713 00:26:44,982 --> 00:26:46,191 So I�m gonna need you to move your fucking car. 714 00:26:46,192 --> 00:26:47,192 So what are you gonna do? 715 00:26:48,046 --> 00:26:49,003 We�re, uh... 716 00:26:49,003 --> 00:26:51,882 we�re-we�re, you know, we�re gonna, we�re gonna... 717 00:26:56,336 --> 00:26:57,415 [SIGHS] 718 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,082 Uh, we�re gonna move the car. 719 00:26:59,888 --> 00:27:00,891 Well, great. 720 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:02,334 Good meeting you guys. 721 00:27:02,719 --> 00:27:03,749 Team Cobra. 722 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:04,774 Team Cobra. 723 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,288 [ENGINE STARTS] 724 00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,379 ? 725 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:20,419 ? I had a rich, old uncle who was kind ? 726 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,999 ? He said that when he left ? 727 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,629 ? All his money would be mine ? 728 00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:31,539 ? Well, he kicked the bucket just the other night ? 729 00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:33,289 ? That�s when I learned ? 730 00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:36,879 ? He lost his fortune shooting dice ? 731 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:42,579 ? Well, you learn something new every day ? 732 00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:44,629 ? You may not always like it ? 733 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:48,249 ? But it just turns out that way ? 734 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,749 ? Well, you think you�re so smart, you�ve got it made ? 735 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:56,839 ? You learn something new that very day. ? 736 00:27:56,889 --> 00:28:01,439 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55363

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