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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,115 --> 00:00:12,115 _ 2 00:00:14,743 --> 00:00:16,662 MAN: All SDPD units reminded to stay 3 00:00:16,732 --> 00:00:18,262 on DEA channel 13. 4 00:00:18,706 --> 00:00:21,466 Operation Prairie Dog is our operation now. 5 00:00:21,748 --> 00:00:23,010 Hold your positions. 6 00:00:23,035 --> 00:00:24,742 You'll be updated when you need to know. 7 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,933 TOLBECK: So, my cousin Betsy, 8 00:00:27,958 --> 00:00:29,363 who's married to John, 9 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:31,805 told me that John's aunt 10 00:00:32,242 --> 00:00:34,142 spontaneously combusted. 11 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,863 [CHUCKLES] Can you believe that? 12 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:37,950 Can I believe that... 13 00:00:38,914 --> 00:00:40,694 your cousin's auntie spontaneously combusted? 14 00:00:40,794 --> 00:00:42,834 - Mm-hmm. - No, I can't. Because it's not a thing. 15 00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:44,334 Well, it's rare. 16 00:00:44,359 --> 00:00:46,005 It's not rare. It's just not real. 17 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,575 Look, I read some stories in the newspaper about it. 18 00:00:48,638 --> 00:00:49,938 In the 18th century one of the first people... 19 00:00:50,038 --> 00:00:51,264 Okay, stop. Just stop. 20 00:00:51,546 --> 00:00:53,846 Not engaging with the spontaneous combustion thing. 21 00:00:53,945 --> 00:00:56,365 Okay? 'Cause it's not real. It's not a thing, okay? 22 00:00:56,465 --> 00:00:59,085 I put up with a lot of garbage in this car, and there it is. 23 00:00:59,185 --> 00:01:01,085 We found the line. We found it together. 24 00:01:01,185 --> 00:01:02,645 Congratulations, us. Game over. 25 00:01:02,745 --> 00:01:04,805 All right, then. Wow. 26 00:01:05,335 --> 00:01:06,383 What's going on with you? 27 00:01:06,408 --> 00:01:07,828 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 28 00:01:08,295 --> 00:01:09,718 Things okay with Fatima? 29 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,748 Did anything happen? 30 00:01:13,617 --> 00:01:15,223 [SIGHS] No, nothing happened. 31 00:01:15,323 --> 00:01:17,463 You know what? Somebody in this car 32 00:01:17,563 --> 00:01:19,437 needs to be cheered up. 33 00:01:19,963 --> 00:01:21,772 I got a surprise for you, really. 34 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:23,607 Close your eyes, okay? 35 00:01:24,123 --> 00:01:25,284 Close your eyes. 36 00:01:25,843 --> 00:01:27,483 And... open them. 37 00:01:27,508 --> 00:01:28,728 Well, you didn't close them. 38 00:01:28,801 --> 00:01:30,701 Anyway, surprise. 39 00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:32,973 I made some, uh, Sri Lankan 40 00:01:33,198 --> 00:01:34,964 - tuna curry. - Okay, okay, oh. 41 00:01:35,947 --> 00:01:38,188 Do not open that lid. If you open this, 42 00:01:38,258 --> 00:01:39,478 the smell will get in this car, 43 00:01:39,578 --> 00:01:40,838 and it will never come out. 44 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:43,818 - Okay, but I mean... - I'm serious. 45 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,341 - Do not open this lid, Tolbeck, okay? - Okay. 46 00:01:48,402 --> 00:01:50,160 - Wow. - Yeah. 47 00:01:50,185 --> 00:01:51,981 Just, I spent all night making this for you. 48 00:01:52,006 --> 00:01:52,996 I know. 49 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:54,685 Then you were in a bad mood. I thought maybe some curry 50 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:56,127 - would cheer you up. - I know. 51 00:01:56,227 --> 00:01:57,487 - But I guess I was just wrong. - I know. 52 00:01:57,587 --> 00:01:58,727 Well, I guess I will just throw it 53 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,207 into the garbage or something. 54 00:02:00,307 --> 00:02:01,447 - It doesn't matter. - Oh, God. 55 00:02:01,547 --> 00:02:02,784 Tolbeck, I think we need a break. 56 00:02:03,025 --> 00:02:04,365 Oh, yeah, you know what? 57 00:02:04,402 --> 00:02:05,553 I was just thinking about that the other day. 58 00:02:05,616 --> 00:02:07,876 My cousin, he has a cabin up in Lake Tahoe. 59 00:02:07,975 --> 00:02:09,275 We could get it for a weekend. 60 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:10,755 No, no, no, no. I mean... 61 00:02:10,855 --> 00:02:13,495 break apart... from each other. 62 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:17,556 Um... wow. 63 00:02:17,655 --> 00:02:18,955 I-I'm trying to move forward. 64 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,675 I'm trying to get ahead, 65 00:02:20,775 --> 00:02:22,675 and I-I'm just stagnant here. 66 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:25,548 I'm-I'm just, my feet are stuck in concrete. 67 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:28,321 And I think, really, 68 00:02:28,368 --> 00:02:30,355 you know, you-you... you're a great guy. 69 00:02:30,455 --> 00:02:32,355 I mean, you'll have no problem finding a partner. 70 00:02:32,455 --> 00:02:34,515 You'll probably have lots of partners, you know? 71 00:02:34,615 --> 00:02:36,355 You'll probably be out there having a different partner 72 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:38,715 every-every-every detail, you know? 73 00:02:38,815 --> 00:02:40,275 You'll end up thanking me, 74 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:41,795 and I'll end up being jealous of you guys. 75 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:43,395 - No. - I'm telling you. 76 00:02:43,495 --> 00:02:44,995 - It's gonna happen, you know? - Yeah. 77 00:02:45,095 --> 00:02:46,675 'Cause you're... you are a great guy. 78 00:02:47,361 --> 00:02:48,595 Okay. Thank you. 79 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:50,070 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 80 00:02:50,107 --> 00:02:51,327 - Yeah. - I'm fine. 81 00:02:51,352 --> 00:02:52,652 Thanks for being honest with me. 82 00:02:53,221 --> 00:02:54,216 Oh, that's good. 83 00:02:55,469 --> 00:02:56,938 Well, it is lunchtime, 84 00:02:56,970 --> 00:02:58,230 - so I'm gonna eat my... - No, no, no. 85 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,510 Please, please. Tolbeck, come on. 86 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:01,270 Come on. We're still friends. 87 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:03,411 - We're always gonna be friends. - Will we? 88 00:03:03,436 --> 00:03:04,630 Of course we will. Of course we... 89 00:03:04,655 --> 00:03:06,167 Don't, please don't do that. Please... oh. 90 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:08,710 Yeah. 91 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:10,686 Oh, come on. 92 00:03:10,686 --> 00:03:13,521 That is the smell of betrayal, my friend. 93 00:03:13,897 --> 00:03:15,503 Be-trayal. 94 00:03:15,964 --> 00:03:19,024 ["HAPPINESS, MISSOURI" BY EL VY PLAYING] 95 00:03:19,124 --> 00:03:22,664 ? While away while someone counts the minutes ? 96 00:03:22,764 --> 00:03:27,224 ? Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off ? 97 00:03:27,324 --> 00:03:31,064 ? By the way, I told you we were in this ? 98 00:03:31,164 --> 00:03:34,904 ? Happiness, Missouri, I got to get your mind off it. ? 99 00:03:35,753 --> 00:03:37,753 ? 100 00:03:40,784 --> 00:03:43,383 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 101 00:03:49,903 --> 00:03:51,903 ? 102 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:57,680 So she's wailing away 103 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,000 about how smart her dog is, 104 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:02,210 and I'm like, "Really?" 105 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,450 [SIGHS] Is he always like this? 106 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:08,250 Does not stop... ever. 107 00:04:09,234 --> 00:04:10,136 Oof. 108 00:04:10,136 --> 00:04:11,676 He's killing me, man. 109 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:13,135 Yeah? 110 00:04:14,089 --> 00:04:15,145 Yeah. 111 00:04:15,947 --> 00:04:18,948 All right... All right. 112 00:04:19,051 --> 00:04:20,226 All right what? 113 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:23,336 ADRIAN: Okay, and don't get me started on dolphins. 114 00:04:23,615 --> 00:04:24,955 What have they ever done? 115 00:04:25,702 --> 00:04:27,055 [GROANS] 116 00:04:31,902 --> 00:04:33,301 You look familiar to me. 117 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:35,081 You a Burner? 118 00:04:35,592 --> 00:04:36,751 You go to Burning Man? 119 00:04:36,897 --> 00:04:39,317 Oh, no. Never been. You? 120 00:04:40,121 --> 00:04:41,213 I never miss it. 121 00:04:41,213 --> 00:04:42,434 - Oh. - Yeah. 122 00:04:42,933 --> 00:04:45,293 Yeah, yeah. I guess somehow that makes sense. 123 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:46,747 No, I never miss it. 124 00:04:46,772 --> 00:04:49,472 Yeah. I wouldn't think so. 125 00:04:49,746 --> 00:04:51,126 Not once. 126 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:53,069 - Wow. - Yeah. 127 00:04:53,411 --> 00:04:55,575 - Just something about me, mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 128 00:04:55,919 --> 00:04:57,168 - Got it. - Okay? 129 00:04:57,777 --> 00:04:59,248 You know, just so you know, 130 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:01,714 I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it. 131 00:05:02,549 --> 00:05:03,892 I've become quite 132 00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:05,932 a robust role model for Angus here. 133 00:05:05,982 --> 00:05:06,950 Huh. 134 00:05:06,975 --> 00:05:08,875 Nope. Not a role model at all. 135 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,121 Said every son ever. 136 00:05:11,525 --> 00:05:13,125 No, but talking real here... 137 00:05:13,925 --> 00:05:15,345 we've gotten pretty close. 138 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:16,372 And, uh... 139 00:05:16,372 --> 00:05:19,592 ain't nobody... gonna break that up. 140 00:05:20,062 --> 00:05:22,042 Ours is more of a work relationship. 141 00:05:22,095 --> 00:05:23,161 - Yeah. - Partners. 142 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,645 Not anymore, though. Right? 143 00:05:24,921 --> 00:05:25,841 How's that? 144 00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,701 You're just visiting, though. 145 00:05:27,801 --> 00:05:28,901 - Right now? - Yes. 146 00:05:29,001 --> 00:05:30,381 No, I'm back, baby. 147 00:05:30,481 --> 00:05:31,867 I don't want to say you're replaced. 148 00:05:31,948 --> 00:05:33,789 - I'm not gonna say that. - No, I haven't been. 149 00:05:33,814 --> 00:05:34,914 - Yeah. - Nope. 150 00:05:35,308 --> 00:05:37,157 But... you kinda have been. 151 00:05:37,418 --> 00:05:39,198 Yeah, except I'm here now on the job. 152 00:05:39,223 --> 00:05:40,945 - You are here. - Sure. 153 00:05:41,478 --> 00:05:42,798 And we appreciate the visit. 154 00:05:44,043 --> 00:05:45,509 The point is, Marco, 155 00:05:45,509 --> 00:05:47,041 you were there for him. 156 00:05:48,026 --> 00:05:49,248 - Right? - Oh, yeah. 157 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:50,848 And I really appreciate that. 158 00:05:50,901 --> 00:05:52,520 And I appreciate you 159 00:05:52,567 --> 00:05:54,227 being there for him when I couldn't be. 160 00:05:54,327 --> 00:05:55,464 - And now I'm here for him. - All right. 161 00:05:55,511 --> 00:05:57,353 Yeah. No. Absolutely. 162 00:05:57,378 --> 00:05:58,941 - This guy. - And it's good. 163 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:01,710 - It's good for him... - [SIGHS] 164 00:06:01,811 --> 00:06:03,311 to have those people in his life 165 00:06:03,411 --> 00:06:04,751 - Absolutely. - That matter to him. 166 00:06:04,819 --> 00:06:05,879 - That matter to him. - That look out for him. 167 00:06:05,904 --> 00:06:07,469 What the fuck is this? What-what is this? 168 00:06:07,494 --> 00:06:09,494 - This is what we do now? - You know what? Why not? 169 00:06:12,669 --> 00:06:14,169 - Come on. - All right, what's going on? 170 00:06:14,269 --> 00:06:15,649 - Hey. - Come on. 171 00:06:16,631 --> 00:06:18,072 - Let's just sit down. - Oh. 172 00:06:18,097 --> 00:06:20,011 - Everybody on their box. - Once again. 173 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,577 [SIGHS] 174 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:25,959 So, Marco, how's your ear? 175 00:06:32,758 --> 00:06:34,086 - Come on. - No. 176 00:06:34,817 --> 00:06:36,317 I didn't mean right away, Tolbeck. 177 00:06:36,417 --> 00:06:37,597 I'm just talking about, like, the next case. 178 00:06:37,626 --> 00:06:38,941 - You know? - No, no. 179 00:06:39,011 --> 00:06:40,311 I should've seen this coming. 180 00:06:40,889 --> 00:06:42,271 I knew it. 181 00:06:42,725 --> 00:06:44,551 Why should you have seen this coming? Come on. 182 00:06:44,651 --> 00:06:46,831 Your obsession with Agent Haldeman. 183 00:06:46,931 --> 00:06:48,431 Look. Do I think he's a great cop? [SNIFFS] 184 00:06:48,937 --> 00:06:50,551 Yeah, yeah. He's a great cop. 185 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:52,911 Okay? Do I admire his work? 186 00:06:53,011 --> 00:06:54,911 Yeah, I admire his work, all right. 187 00:06:55,011 --> 00:06:57,471 It doesn't necessarily mean I want to partner with him. 188 00:06:57,571 --> 00:06:59,915 Good. Because you would look ridiculous. 189 00:07:00,531 --> 00:07:02,111 You don't think that every cop on the force 190 00:07:02,211 --> 00:07:03,834 wants to partner with him? 191 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:05,911 Proper cops, too. 192 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:07,331 They're probably all just throwing themselves at him. 193 00:07:07,411 --> 00:07:09,631 Look, he's just a colleague, okay? 194 00:07:09,731 --> 00:07:11,351 - I don't think he needs... - [CROW SQUAWKS] 195 00:07:11,451 --> 00:07:13,076 Oh, my God. Crow in my window. 196 00:07:13,575 --> 00:07:14,715 - Okay. - Fuck me. 197 00:07:14,815 --> 00:07:15,759 What the...? 198 00:07:15,844 --> 00:07:17,398 - Okay, okay. - Okay. Oh, my goodness. 199 00:07:17,425 --> 00:07:19,205 You had to put the windows down, didn't you? 200 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,805 - Oh-oh, really? Me? - [CROW SQUAWKS] 201 00:07:20,905 --> 00:07:21,945 Who stank up with car with the fish curry? 202 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:22,995 That's why he's here. 203 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:23,993 [SQUAWKING] 204 00:07:24,046 --> 00:07:25,746 Just be still, and it'll fly away. 205 00:07:26,335 --> 00:07:27,275 Where's the fish curry? 206 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:28,515 It's, uh, down by my feet. 207 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,636 Okay, okay, okay. 208 00:07:29,704 --> 00:07:30,972 Just lean down, okay? 209 00:07:31,616 --> 00:07:32,688 Grab the curry, 210 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,288 and throw it out of the car and he'll follow it. 211 00:07:34,352 --> 00:07:36,052 I'm not gonna lean down there and be... 212 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:37,252 - he'll peck my eyes out. - Okay. 213 00:07:37,352 --> 00:07:38,633 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 214 00:07:38,695 --> 00:07:40,391 - I'm telling you, this is an omen. - What? 215 00:07:40,709 --> 00:07:42,209 You know, you talk about breaking us up, 216 00:07:42,309 --> 00:07:44,009 and then all of a sudden you roll the windows down, 217 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,815 and a big black evil bird flies into our car. 218 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:46,684 [CROW SQUAWKS] 219 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:48,299 Oh, yeah, sure, that's what's happened here. 220 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:51,548 - This is an omen. You're an omen, okay? - You're an omen. 221 00:07:51,649 --> 00:07:53,229 Could we just be absolutely quiet, please? 222 00:07:53,329 --> 00:07:55,024 - Okay, fine. - [CROW SQUAWKS] 223 00:07:59,908 --> 00:08:01,669 FATIMA: Yeah, I just adopted a dog. 224 00:08:01,769 --> 00:08:03,549 Oh. It's a pugbackman. 225 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,909 - A pugbackman? - Yeah. 226 00:08:06,009 --> 00:08:07,629 - It's a specialty breed. - Mmm. 227 00:08:07,729 --> 00:08:09,789 It's a cross between a pug, 228 00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:12,789 - Rhodesian ridgeback and Doberman. - Oh. 229 00:08:12,889 --> 00:08:14,451 - Yeah, let me show you a picture. - Yeah, let's see. 230 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:16,725 Oh, God. 231 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,862 He's Sprinkles. 232 00:08:18,482 --> 00:08:20,509 - Looks like it's on fire. - Here you go. 233 00:08:20,609 --> 00:08:21,789 A little closer look. 234 00:08:21,889 --> 00:08:23,149 - What...? - Isn't he cute? 235 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:24,709 What's wrong with his jaw? 236 00:08:25,132 --> 00:08:26,712 - What do you mean? - It's missing. 237 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:28,304 No, it's there. 238 00:08:28,412 --> 00:08:29,552 It's just a little bit of an underbite. 239 00:08:29,652 --> 00:08:31,112 That's a characteristic of the breed. 240 00:08:31,212 --> 00:08:33,794 Geez. Boy, what's going on with his eyes? 241 00:08:34,217 --> 00:08:35,757 His big beautiful eyes? 242 00:08:35,857 --> 00:08:37,277 Well, they're going in opposite directions. 243 00:08:37,831 --> 00:08:39,797 Well, he's... pretty light-sensitive, 244 00:08:39,897 --> 00:08:42,077 so his eyes are, like, always moving around 245 00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:44,567 in different directions to avoid the sun. 246 00:08:44,599 --> 00:08:45,677 But he also has to keep his head down 247 00:08:45,777 --> 00:08:47,317 because he's sort of... 248 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,277 built on an incline. 249 00:08:49,736 --> 00:08:51,717 - Geez. He's like a wheelbarrow. - Yeah. 250 00:08:51,817 --> 00:08:53,117 I guess there is one problem. 251 00:08:53,217 --> 00:08:55,031 - One? - It's, like, little. 252 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,317 Yeah, I, uh... 253 00:08:56,618 --> 00:08:58,078 - See? - Okay. 254 00:08:59,251 --> 00:09:01,358 I can't ever get his lipstick 255 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,358 to go away, really. 256 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,558 Well, it doesn't go back in, so I have to... 257 00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:08,198 I have to kind of manually put it back in, 258 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,815 - which is... - And how do you do that? 259 00:09:09,877 --> 00:09:11,955 Well, I-I talked to the vet. I got some lube. 260 00:09:11,987 --> 00:09:13,909 And I just, you know, kind of... 261 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:15,315 put it back in the sheath. 262 00:09:15,415 --> 00:09:17,995 - And how often do you have to do that? - Ten... 263 00:09:18,095 --> 00:09:20,075 - times a day. I don't even... - A day?! 264 00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:21,915 You're reverse jacking that dog off 265 00:09:22,015 --> 00:09:23,729 ten times a day? 266 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,456 Yeah. He needs a little help. 267 00:09:25,503 --> 00:09:27,675 I mean, medically he's got, like, the holster 268 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,675 of a pug but, you know... 269 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,475 the weapon of a Doberman. 270 00:09:31,895 --> 00:09:34,435 - Sure. - Yeah. 271 00:09:34,535 --> 00:09:35,915 He's a little terror. 272 00:09:36,015 --> 00:09:37,435 Yeah. He's a terror, all right. 273 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,915 - A real monster. - Mm-hmm. 274 00:09:39,015 --> 00:09:42,195 A little baby monster. He's funny. 275 00:09:42,295 --> 00:09:44,075 TOLBECK: Uh, Dispatch, this is Car 27. 276 00:09:44,175 --> 00:09:45,635 - Come in, please. - Oh, God. 277 00:09:45,735 --> 00:09:48,072 - He's Sprinkles. - Car 27, go ahead. 278 00:09:48,127 --> 00:09:49,236 Car 27. 279 00:09:49,426 --> 00:09:51,206 We have a crow in the car. Over. 280 00:09:51,999 --> 00:09:53,578 JANICE: What? What are you saying? 281 00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,205 - A crow. - [CROW CAWING] 282 00:09:55,258 --> 00:09:56,318 It's about... 283 00:09:56,418 --> 00:09:57,479 17 inches tall. 284 00:09:57,479 --> 00:09:59,139 Black feathers, black beak, 285 00:09:59,239 --> 00:10:01,139 black eyes, black... 286 00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:02,658 feet? 287 00:10:02,658 --> 00:10:04,469 - T-Talons. - Talons. 288 00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:05,744 JANICE: Yeah, I know what a fucking crow 289 00:10:05,844 --> 00:10:07,504 looks like. What do you want me to do? 290 00:10:07,604 --> 00:10:08,704 Send in the SWAT team? 291 00:10:08,804 --> 00:10:09,824 Uh, maybe you could send 292 00:10:09,924 --> 00:10:11,048 Animal Control? 293 00:10:11,048 --> 00:10:13,645 He has a very aggressive energy right now. 294 00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:14,724 Over. 295 00:10:14,799 --> 00:10:15,979 JANICE: We've got real work to do. 296 00:10:16,004 --> 00:10:17,764 Okay? Dispatch out. 297 00:10:18,604 --> 00:10:19,545 Cup of tea? 298 00:10:19,570 --> 00:10:20,910 Yeah, that sounds good. 299 00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:22,550 Janice. Janice. 300 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,981 The crow is not leaving the vehicle. Over. 301 00:10:25,081 --> 00:10:26,301 [RADIO STATIC] 302 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,563 - Janice. - [SQUAWKS] 303 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:31,316 _ 304 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,340 _ 305 00:10:33,364 --> 00:10:35,745 _ 306 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,769 _ 307 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:40,301 _ 308 00:10:40,449 --> 00:10:42,841 _ 309 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,895 You hungry? 310 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,161 - Yeah. Starving. - By the way, 311 00:10:48,239 --> 00:10:49,539 I've been holding on to all these receipts. 312 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,620 Who do I talk to to get 'em reimbursed? 313 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,500 No, Adrian, there's no reimbursements. 314 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,412 - What? - That's not how this works. 315 00:10:55,517 --> 00:10:56,617 You know what? 316 00:10:56,717 --> 00:10:58,497 Angus, why don't you go grab tacos? 317 00:10:58,522 --> 00:10:59,582 Give Adrian a break here. 318 00:10:59,607 --> 00:11:00,667 - Fine. - I don't have any money. 319 00:11:00,692 --> 00:11:01,819 I do need some money from you. 320 00:11:01,819 --> 00:11:03,359 All right. Here I go again. 321 00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:05,239 Bank of Adrian. Open for business. 322 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:06,539 [SCOFFS] No, seriously. 323 00:11:06,579 --> 00:11:07,648 It's all right. 324 00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:09,279 Thank you. 325 00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:10,719 I spoil him way too much. 326 00:11:10,819 --> 00:11:13,800 - Hey! Eight carne asadas. - Okay. 327 00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,056 Hey, you want to hear a secret? 328 00:11:20,249 --> 00:11:22,450 - I'm about to be a dad. - Wow. 329 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,872 You guys... talked about it, 330 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,635 - and that's where you're going? - We talk... Oh, yeah. 331 00:11:26,735 --> 00:11:28,595 - We've talked about it endlessly. - Oh, yeah? 332 00:11:28,695 --> 00:11:30,621 We had plenty of time 'cause, you know, we took our time. 333 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:31,802 - Really? - Yep. 334 00:11:31,841 --> 00:11:33,141 Yeah. Don't want to rush into things. 335 00:11:33,241 --> 00:11:34,621 - Nice and easy. - Great. 336 00:11:35,301 --> 00:11:36,261 Yeah. 337 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:37,541 Yeah, first two months, 338 00:11:37,641 --> 00:11:38,958 all we did was soak. 339 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,671 What's that now? 340 00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:41,824 We soaked. 341 00:11:42,081 --> 00:11:43,258 Like, in a tub? 342 00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:44,661 In a sexual way. 343 00:11:44,761 --> 00:11:46,181 Oh. Okay. 344 00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:47,581 I don't get it. 345 00:11:47,650 --> 00:11:48,829 - You don't? - No. 346 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,570 - You haven't heard of it? - Soak? No. 347 00:11:50,604 --> 00:11:52,097 - Hmm. - To soak? 348 00:11:52,097 --> 00:11:53,597 - Yeah. - Okay, no. I've never heard it. 349 00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:55,477 It's where the man just rests his penis 350 00:11:55,577 --> 00:11:56,997 inside the woman's vagina. 351 00:11:57,097 --> 00:11:58,317 - That's it? You just rest it there? - Yes. 352 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,597 - You just rest it there. - Sexual? 353 00:12:00,697 --> 00:12:02,917 - It's sexy. - But there's no movement. There's no... 354 00:12:02,942 --> 00:12:04,383 There's no movement. There's no thrusting. 355 00:12:04,408 --> 00:12:05,352 Thrusting? 356 00:12:05,407 --> 00:12:06,521 So, are you even erect? 357 00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:08,602 - You're erect. Yeah. - Oh, you are? 358 00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:11,296 Just, like, tucking your dick into a vagina bed for a nap. 359 00:12:11,911 --> 00:12:14,324 Yeah. That's the best way I've ever heard it described. 360 00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:15,465 Got it, okay. 361 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:16,830 Yeah, no, I guess I get it. 362 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,350 It's a bit of an art form. Yeah, very popular 363 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:19,670 in, uh, Mormon youth circles. 364 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,030 Oh, interesting. 365 00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:23,091 - It's spreading. - Yeah. 366 00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:25,578 You've never been to a soak bar before? 367 00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:27,162 No. 368 00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:35,232 FATIMA: Aw, Sprinkle's so cute. 369 00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:38,769 I set up a camera in the house so I can watch him all day. 370 00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:41,647 Well, why don't you just, uh... continue that, 371 00:12:41,747 --> 00:12:43,636 and I'll handle all the pesky police work? 372 00:12:43,755 --> 00:12:45,542 - All right? - Not a pet person? 373 00:12:45,652 --> 00:12:46,775 No, not at all. 374 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,695 Really? Never had any pets? 375 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,999 Well, um, I had a snake once. 376 00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:52,966 - A snake? - Yeah. 377 00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:55,592 It was something, uh, Mason wanted for his eighth birthday. 378 00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:58,972 And his father... my husband, Wally... and I said, 379 00:12:59,072 --> 00:13:01,492 "Absolutely not. No snakes." 380 00:13:01,592 --> 00:13:03,823 Right? So, one day I'm in the bathroom, 381 00:13:03,869 --> 00:13:05,885 and, uh, I look down, and in the trash can, 382 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,370 I see a condom wrapper. 383 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,650 I mean, immediately I saw flashes of red. 384 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,370 So I talked to Wally about it. 385 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:14,850 He's denying it, we get in this huge argument, 386 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:16,205 like, really loud. 387 00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:17,882 I glance over, and I see Mason 388 00:13:17,982 --> 00:13:19,762 with just tears coming down his face. 389 00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,082 Poor kid had to witness that argument. 390 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,682 - Uh-huh. - So I felt bad. 391 00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:24,922 The next day I get up, I go to the pet store, 392 00:13:25,022 --> 00:13:27,482 I get the snake, I get a tank, and I have to get a heater. 393 00:13:27,582 --> 00:13:30,951 Right? Then the guy tells me snakes eat frozen mice. 394 00:13:31,079 --> 00:13:32,162 - All right? So... - Frozen mice? 395 00:13:32,262 --> 00:13:33,682 Yeah, frozen mice. 396 00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:35,522 So then, one day I notice that Trevor... 397 00:13:35,622 --> 00:13:37,042 that's the snake's name... isn't eating these frozen mice. 398 00:13:37,142 --> 00:13:38,642 - Mm-hmm. - The guy at the pet store told me, 399 00:13:38,742 --> 00:13:40,042 "Yeah, that happens sometimes. 400 00:13:40,142 --> 00:13:41,242 So you have to get real mice." Right? 401 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,562 So, here I am, going... 402 00:13:42,662 --> 00:13:44,362 driving back and forth to the pet store, 403 00:13:44,462 --> 00:13:45,842 buying fresh mice. And let me tell you something. 404 00:13:45,942 --> 00:13:47,242 I don't want the reputation 405 00:13:47,342 --> 00:13:48,762 of someone who's buying a lot of mice, right? 406 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,522 So I'm trying to go to different pet stores. 407 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,862 You know, like alcoholics, they don't buy liquor 408 00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:53,362 in the same store. Right? 409 00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:54,962 So, here I am driving to all these pet stores, 410 00:13:55,062 --> 00:13:57,242 and then they tell me, "You got to sprinkle 411 00:13:57,342 --> 00:13:59,442 a little calcium powder on these mice." 412 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:02,122 You know, it gives it protein. So, here I am, 413 00:14:02,222 --> 00:14:04,322 tossing this little spice on top of the live mice 414 00:14:04,422 --> 00:14:05,362 - and dangling it over the little... - Ew. 415 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,842 Yeah. The little aquarium 416 00:14:06,942 --> 00:14:08,397 for the snake to get. Right? 417 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,397 Unbelievable. At this point, 418 00:14:10,691 --> 00:14:13,791 Mason has lost complete interest in the snake. I don't blame him. 419 00:14:13,891 --> 00:14:15,631 So, now it's all of a sudden my snake. 420 00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:17,131 And then one day 421 00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:18,311 I get home from my shift, 422 00:14:18,411 --> 00:14:20,311 and I completely forgot to buy the mice. 423 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:22,031 You know? Because at this point, 424 00:14:22,131 --> 00:14:24,071 all I've been doing is arguing with Wally, 425 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,130 so the last thing on my mind 426 00:14:25,171 --> 00:14:27,031 - is a mouse, right? - Yeah. 427 00:14:27,056 --> 00:14:28,391 So, I get back in the car, 428 00:14:28,491 --> 00:14:30,831 - and I go, like, 40 miles out of my way... - Oh. 429 00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:33,111 ...to find alive mice, 'cause all the stores are out of them 430 00:14:33,211 --> 00:14:34,431 because I'd been buying them. 431 00:14:34,531 --> 00:14:35,631 - Okay? So, then I get back... - Geez. 432 00:14:35,731 --> 00:14:37,111 Into the house, I'm dangling it 433 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,911 over the little cage, and I'm thinking, 434 00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:40,911 "What the hell is going on? 435 00:14:41,011 --> 00:14:42,871 Is this really my life?" 436 00:14:42,971 --> 00:14:44,071 You know, it was like one of those 437 00:14:44,171 --> 00:14:45,711 - "movie of the week" moments... - Huh. 438 00:14:45,811 --> 00:14:47,711 ...where I actually caught a glimpse of myself, you know, 439 00:14:47,811 --> 00:14:49,404 in the reflection of the tank, and I'm like... 440 00:14:49,443 --> 00:14:51,352 - Yeah. - "Is this who I am?" 441 00:14:51,571 --> 00:14:53,631 - Right. - I don't... you know, Wally's not happy, 442 00:14:53,731 --> 00:14:56,131 Mason's not happy, I'm not happy, 443 00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,391 and Trevor's not happy. So you know what I did? 444 00:14:58,491 --> 00:15:00,911 I put my clothes back on, I set Trevor loose, 445 00:15:01,011 --> 00:15:03,191 I divorced Wally, and I kept the mice. 446 00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:05,872 Wow. That is incredible. 447 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:06,892 Yeah. 448 00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:08,532 How are the mice? 449 00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:10,172 Well, they didn't last that long. 450 00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:11,692 One mouse ended up eating all the mice, 451 00:15:11,792 --> 00:15:13,590 so I took revenge, and I... 452 00:15:13,739 --> 00:15:14,919 I killed it. 453 00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:17,796 I killed it, and then I... 454 00:15:18,024 --> 00:15:20,204 stuffed it, and it was living on my mantle for a while, 455 00:15:20,304 --> 00:15:22,564 and then I got... a moth problem, 456 00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:24,804 and all the moths ended up eating it, 457 00:15:24,904 --> 00:15:28,319 so I just have the base of the taxidermy thing. 458 00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:30,598 You know, you can use little currants 459 00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:32,038 for the eyeballs. 460 00:15:32,091 --> 00:15:33,112 Pretty effective. 461 00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:34,790 But, yeah. No, I don't have any pets. 462 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,258 Hey. 463 00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:41,833 Just curious. Do you think that maybe... 464 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,540 Mason was behind the whole thing? 465 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:46,418 You know, like, 466 00:15:46,878 --> 00:15:48,731 he planted the condom wrapper. 467 00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:51,660 He was there witnessing you both fighting. 468 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:53,710 He wanted the snake all along. 469 00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,038 He knew you'd get it for him. 470 00:15:55,402 --> 00:15:57,291 Wait a minute. You're saying that... 471 00:15:57,897 --> 00:15:59,702 Mason planted the condom? 472 00:16:00,177 --> 00:16:02,945 So, he would destroy our entire relationship 473 00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:04,638 just to own a snake? 474 00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:05,715 Yes. 475 00:16:07,361 --> 00:16:08,558 But I'm no detective. 476 00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:10,358 Yeah. No, you're not a detective. 477 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:11,309 Mm-mm. 478 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,118 Do you want some coffee, uh...? 479 00:16:16,218 --> 00:16:17,475 Yeah, no. Just give me a second. 480 00:16:20,407 --> 00:16:21,620 CULLEN: Okay, okay. 481 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,665 - He's not leaving. - [CROW CAWING] 482 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:26,547 - Okay, maybe we should leave? - Oh, yeah. Great idea. 483 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,177 Why don't we leave it here 484 00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:29,629 with the keys to the car, guns and badges. 485 00:16:29,654 --> 00:16:31,346 - No. - This is our car, okay? 486 00:16:31,346 --> 00:16:32,526 He's leaving. 487 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,845 - [CAWS] - I'm just gonna coerce it gently 488 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,080 out your window, all right? 489 00:16:36,108 --> 00:16:37,728 - No, don't push him towards me. - Why? 490 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:39,714 Because crows have AIDS. 491 00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:40,887 That's not true. 492 00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:42,105 Yes, it is. They have AIDS. 493 00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:43,225 They just don't have any way 494 00:16:43,325 --> 00:16:44,865 to transmit it to human beings. 495 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,715 All right, why aren't they all dead of AIDS? 496 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,295 Because they've evolved. They know how to live with it. 497 00:16:48,395 --> 00:16:50,295 Okay, so they can't transmit it. They know how to live with it. 498 00:16:50,395 --> 00:16:51,716 How is it AIDS? 499 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:54,320 - It's not full-blown AIDS. - No, it's zero-blown AIDS. 500 00:16:54,531 --> 00:16:56,951 Okay, it's AIDS light. They don't even 501 00:16:57,051 --> 00:16:58,631 - call it AIDS. - Oh, what do they call it? 502 00:16:58,731 --> 00:16:59,951 - "Craids"? - [CAWING CONTINUES] 503 00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:01,551 - Maybe. - Do you want to push it out? 504 00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:02,951 - No. - No. So lean back. 505 00:17:03,684 --> 00:17:05,551 - Careful. - Here we go. Here we... oh, ow. 506 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,231 Here we go. Get it! Watch it, watch it. No, no, no! 507 00:17:07,331 --> 00:17:08,431 - [CAWING LOUDLY] - No, no, no! 508 00:17:08,531 --> 00:17:09,391 - Move it out of the... - [SCREAMS] 509 00:17:09,491 --> 00:17:10,791 - Move it! - Ooh! 510 00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:11,962 Uh-oh. 511 00:17:12,591 --> 00:17:13,748 Is it okay? 512 00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,317 No. 513 00:17:17,355 --> 00:17:18,535 That's dead. 514 00:17:19,786 --> 00:17:21,185 That's full-blown dead. 515 00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:24,801 Okay, we better get our story straight. 516 00:17:27,418 --> 00:17:29,130 ADRIAN: So, yeah, I got a young sperm age. 517 00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:29,969 MARCO: Oh. 518 00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:31,180 - Yeah. Yeah. - Great. Well, that's good. 519 00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:32,465 I'm really happy for you and Vanessa. 520 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,018 One might even say my dick has the Midas touch. 521 00:17:35,942 --> 00:17:37,847 What do you mean by "the Midas touch"? 522 00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:40,347 'Cause everything my dick touches turns to gold. 523 00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:42,107 Oh, goodness. Well, that's terrible. 524 00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:43,307 I'm so sorry to hear that. 525 00:17:43,407 --> 00:17:44,587 You're sorry? 526 00:17:44,687 --> 00:17:46,387 Yeah. Well, the Midas touch 527 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:49,547 in the story of King Midas is a curse. 528 00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:51,907 No, everything he touches turns to gold. 529 00:17:52,007 --> 00:17:54,787 Yeah, it's a morality tale. I-It's so that people understand 530 00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:55,956 that they should not be greedy, 531 00:17:55,981 --> 00:17:57,531 they should not want everything to be gold. 532 00:17:57,607 --> 00:18:00,044 But he's super wealthy. He can do anything he wants. 533 00:18:00,207 --> 00:18:01,907 But I-in the story... oh, Adrian... 534 00:18:02,007 --> 00:18:05,587 in the story, everything he touches literally turns to gold. 535 00:18:05,687 --> 00:18:07,067 - Yes! - His food. 536 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:09,987 - Yes! Yes! - His drink. His daughter. 537 00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:12,667 His penis, when it touches other women, they turn to gold. 538 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,627 No. His... no. Oh, they turn to gold. Yes. 539 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,387 And gold babies come out. 540 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,070 No! They're dead. 541 00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:19,771 - There's nothing in that story... - He... 542 00:18:19,871 --> 00:18:23,606 - about dead gold babies. - He kills everything he loves. 543 00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:24,829 With his penis? 544 00:18:24,868 --> 00:18:26,688 No, no. In the story, it's not his... 545 00:18:26,749 --> 00:18:29,969 [GROANS] In the story, it's his touch, 546 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:32,169 his touch, not his penis. 547 00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:34,559 You're appropriating it for your penis. 548 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,298 Wow, I can't even... What am I doing? 549 00:18:36,398 --> 00:18:38,378 Okay, anyway, the point being, 550 00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:41,098 at the end of the story, the curse is such 551 00:18:41,198 --> 00:18:43,098 that he has lost everything 552 00:18:43,198 --> 00:18:45,927 and, in fact, starves to death. 553 00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:48,652 - [SIGHS] Okay. - That's the result of the Midas touch. 554 00:18:49,038 --> 00:18:50,334 It's a curse! 555 00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:53,458 That's your interpretation. 556 00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,138 No, it's not my interpretation! 557 00:18:55,238 --> 00:18:56,458 That's the fucking story! 558 00:18:56,558 --> 00:18:58,027 That's how it works! 559 00:19:00,189 --> 00:19:01,390 [SIGHS] 560 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:04,924 I mean, he must've been 561 00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:06,775 a really old bird, you know? 562 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:08,460 He lived a really good, fun life. 563 00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:11,033 I don't think so. Why do you say that? 564 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:13,434 'Cause, you know, he didn't move that quickly. 565 00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:15,358 He didn't move th... He was all over you. 566 00:19:15,435 --> 00:19:17,084 He was very nimble. You just nailed him. 567 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,723 - It was an incredible shot. - Yeah, well, 568 00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:20,972 it was an accident. 569 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:23,421 Really? 'Cause you, you know... 570 00:19:23,623 --> 00:19:24,843 you hit him with a weapon. 571 00:19:25,192 --> 00:19:26,563 My flashlight. 572 00:19:26,663 --> 00:19:28,763 Basically, you applied lethal force to the victim 573 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:30,050 with a deadly weapon. 574 00:19:30,662 --> 00:19:33,287 Well, he came into our home. This car is our home. 575 00:19:33,543 --> 00:19:36,852 It's not like I went into his habitat and did it there. 576 00:19:36,977 --> 00:19:39,677 Well, a bird's habitat is the air, and, technically, 577 00:19:39,702 --> 00:19:41,648 he was in the air when you murdered him. 578 00:19:43,969 --> 00:19:45,352 This is not good. 579 00:19:46,525 --> 00:19:48,163 - You know what we should do? - What? 580 00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:49,683 We should burn the body. 581 00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:51,163 No, we're not burning the body. 582 00:19:51,263 --> 00:19:53,323 No, we should burn the body. Look, crows 583 00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:54,923 are really smart, okay? 584 00:19:55,023 --> 00:19:56,923 If he has a mate, the mate 585 00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:58,483 will find the corpse. 586 00:19:58,583 --> 00:19:59,963 - Okay. Okay. - So we burn it. 587 00:20:00,063 --> 00:20:01,883 So now we can look forward to a life of looking 588 00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,363 over our shoulder in case some crow with AIDS 589 00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:04,683 comes seeking retribution. 590 00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:06,923 Yes. Unless we burn the body. 591 00:20:07,023 --> 00:20:08,523 - [SCOFFS] - Don't underestimate crows. 592 00:20:08,548 --> 00:20:10,448 They are smarter than apes. 593 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,763 They know stuff. They share information. 594 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,663 This thing's dead, okay? 595 00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,519 That's the end of it. End of story, all right? 596 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:17,937 - Okay? - Okay. 597 00:20:18,037 --> 00:20:19,505 - Okay? - Okay. 598 00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:21,737 I'm gonna get some takeout. You want something? 599 00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:23,894 Uh... no. 600 00:20:23,939 --> 00:20:25,388 I'm just gonna eat the curry. 601 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:26,713 Do not eat the curry in the car. 602 00:20:26,743 --> 00:20:28,643 And do not burn that crow. 603 00:20:28,743 --> 00:20:30,548 - Okay, I won't. I won't. - Okay? 604 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,580 Okay, I'm gonna hold you to that. And I trust you. 605 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,033 - Okay. - I trust you. 606 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:35,324 - Okay! - Okay. 607 00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:40,880 [DOOR CLOSES] 608 00:20:47,615 --> 00:20:49,642 Even in light of everything you said, 609 00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:52,227 I still like to think my penis has the Midas touch. 610 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,337 What? What? Why? Why would you want that? 611 00:20:55,437 --> 00:20:58,017 - Are you getting worked up? Huh? - Why would you want... Obviously, 612 00:20:58,117 --> 00:21:00,017 I'm getting worked up! Why would you want your dick 613 00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:02,057 to have the Midas touch? Then everybody you fucked 614 00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:04,305 would turn to gold. Would you want that? 615 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,777 If you soaked with someone, they'd turn to solid gold. 616 00:21:07,877 --> 00:21:09,829 - Doesn't sound bad to me. - Really? 617 00:21:10,385 --> 00:21:12,125 That person would then be dead. 618 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,049 Can you think of a cooler way of going out, leaving this Earth? 619 00:21:15,247 --> 00:21:17,260 By turning into a gold statue? 620 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,907 What would be cooler than that? 621 00:21:19,966 --> 00:21:21,316 "Hey, what happened to Pete?" 622 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,509 "He's dead." 623 00:21:22,509 --> 00:21:24,609 Pete... So you fucked Pete in this story. Okay, so, great. 624 00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:26,649 - Yeah. - So now Pete's dead 'cause you fucked him. 625 00:21:26,993 --> 00:21:28,893 - Yeah. - And you think he's psyched about that? 626 00:21:29,348 --> 00:21:31,448 - Pete? - I think his buddies are like, 627 00:21:31,814 --> 00:21:33,488 - "That's pretty cool". - High-fiving about it? 628 00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:35,104 I don't like you, man. 629 00:21:35,715 --> 00:21:36,816 I don't like you. 630 00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,866 Are we having a problem right now? 631 00:21:42,326 --> 00:21:43,520 Yeah, Adrian. 632 00:21:44,091 --> 00:21:45,897 Yeah, we might be having a problem right now. 633 00:21:55,407 --> 00:21:56,866 [PHONE VIBRATING] 634 00:22:00,366 --> 00:22:03,166 Oh, boy. No. 635 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,264 - [LINE RINGING] - MAN: Can I get... 636 00:22:06,739 --> 00:22:09,719 [RECORDED] Hey, this is Fatima. Sorry I missed you. 637 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:11,981 But leave a message and I'll get... 638 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,259 al pastor tacos. 639 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,285 TACO MAN: Uh, $25. 640 00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:17,244 Uh, you're a dollar short. 641 00:22:18,329 --> 00:22:21,629 Well, uh... I don't know. I guess take off 642 00:22:21,728 --> 00:22:23,908 - one of the carne asada tacos. - Hey, you know what, 643 00:22:24,008 --> 00:22:25,272 I got-got a dollar. 644 00:22:26,048 --> 00:22:27,668 - You sure, man? - Yeah, no problem. 645 00:22:28,729 --> 00:22:29,694 It's fine. 646 00:22:29,694 --> 00:22:30,644 I appreciate it. 647 00:22:30,669 --> 00:22:32,181 You, uh, work around here or...? 648 00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:35,218 Uh, yeah, just working 649 00:22:35,318 --> 00:22:38,738 - the night shift at the FedEx depot. - Oh, okay. 650 00:22:38,838 --> 00:22:40,578 - Just down the street. - Yeah, right. 651 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:41,815 Yeah, actually... 652 00:22:42,659 --> 00:22:44,162 working with my old man. 653 00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:45,326 Oh, is that right? 654 00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:47,802 That must be nice, working with your dad. 655 00:22:47,902 --> 00:22:49,402 No. He's... 656 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,659 he's fucking exhausting. 657 00:22:51,768 --> 00:22:54,619 - Oh, really? - And he just does not know 658 00:22:55,315 --> 00:22:58,309 - when or how to shut the fuck up. - Okay. 659 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:01,210 You know what I mean? He's one of those guys with no filter. 660 00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:03,250 Right. Oh, my God, I hear you. 661 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:05,050 Uh, I work with exactly that same kind of guy. 662 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,050 - Really? - Oh, my God. Yeah. 663 00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:07,210 So you know what I'm talking about. 664 00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:08,450 I know what you're talking about. 665 00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:09,890 But I can't do anything, 666 00:23:09,964 --> 00:23:11,936 because the guy, he's, you know, family. 667 00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:13,861 I mean, my guy's not family, but, uh, 668 00:23:14,431 --> 00:23:16,851 we've been together so long, it feels like family, you know? 669 00:23:16,951 --> 00:23:18,355 [CHUCKLES] I just can't get rid of the guy. 670 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:20,051 - Yeah. - I mean, he's special needs. 671 00:23:20,151 --> 00:23:21,267 - Really? - No. 672 00:23:21,831 --> 00:23:23,331 But it feels like it sometimes. 673 00:23:23,508 --> 00:23:24,567 God. 674 00:23:24,592 --> 00:23:25,594 What do you guys do? 675 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,732 - Do you work around here? - No, no. 676 00:23:27,832 --> 00:23:29,132 Uh, no. We're just passing through. 677 00:23:29,232 --> 00:23:30,540 We're just hauling up the big road. 678 00:23:30,741 --> 00:23:32,455 We are truck drivers. 679 00:23:34,232 --> 00:23:36,297 - Truck drivers. That's-that's... - Yeah. 680 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,660 - That's cool. - Yeah. 681 00:23:39,812 --> 00:23:42,440 You wear a-a tie when you're driving your truck? 682 00:23:42,465 --> 00:23:45,052 Yeah.Yeah. It's the new uniform. 683 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,925 I mean, I hate it. The union's fighting it. 684 00:23:48,082 --> 00:23:49,433 How do you like truck driving? 685 00:23:49,458 --> 00:23:51,638 - I love it. I love it. - Yeah? 686 00:23:51,738 --> 00:23:53,333 Just, it's just you and the big open road. 687 00:23:54,006 --> 00:23:55,786 You know what I mean? Just, just moving. 688 00:23:55,886 --> 00:23:57,746 - Just going somewhere. You know? - Yeah. 689 00:23:57,846 --> 00:24:00,236 - Just moving in your life. - Go your own way. 690 00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:02,244 - Go my own way. Exactly. - Me, too, man. 691 00:24:02,290 --> 00:24:04,994 - You, too? I mean, you get it. You know. - Yeah. 692 00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:07,166 I mean, my girlfriend doesn't love it so much, 693 00:24:07,191 --> 00:24:09,371 'cause I'm always away from home, so she's calling. 694 00:24:09,412 --> 00:24:10,912 You know, she's got a temper. She's exotic. 695 00:24:11,146 --> 00:24:12,366 - She's a... - Really? 696 00:24:12,391 --> 00:24:14,149 Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's fiery. 697 00:24:14,489 --> 00:24:15,389 - Yeah. - That's fun. 698 00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,588 Yeah, it's cool. 699 00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:17,788 She's, she's good. 700 00:24:17,888 --> 00:24:19,588 But I'm like, "Fatima", 701 00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,588 "I will be home when I'm home." Click. 702 00:24:21,688 --> 00:24:22,668 [BLOWS] 703 00:24:22,768 --> 00:24:23,708 TACO MAN: Order's up. 704 00:24:25,303 --> 00:24:27,783 - Thanks a lot, man. Hey. - Hey. 705 00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:29,659 - Good talking to you, man. - Hey, it's good to meet you. 706 00:24:29,684 --> 00:24:30,624 Good luck to you. 707 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:31,847 Yeah. You, too, man. 708 00:24:32,174 --> 00:24:33,349 What's your name? 709 00:24:33,395 --> 00:24:35,969 - Paul. - Paul. Yeah, I'm-I'm Paul, too. 710 00:24:35,969 --> 00:24:37,949 God, nice to meet a fellow Paul. 711 00:24:38,049 --> 00:24:39,719 It's always good to meet a fellow Paul. 712 00:24:39,829 --> 00:24:42,169 - Uh, thanks for the taco. - No problem. 713 00:24:42,269 --> 00:24:43,529 - Thanks for the chat. - Enjoy. 714 00:24:43,554 --> 00:24:44,934 - Go your own way. - Go your own way, Paul. 715 00:24:44,959 --> 00:24:46,025 All right, Paul. 716 00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:49,650 Hey. 717 00:24:49,736 --> 00:24:51,345 Can I get a big burrito 718 00:24:51,697 --> 00:24:53,678 with a little chicken and pork? 719 00:25:03,323 --> 00:25:05,963 ? 720 00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,807 MARCO: Yeah! Yeah, we had a problem, Adrian. 721 00:25:15,883 --> 00:25:19,543 - We had a problem. And now... - ? Too many birds in one tree ? 722 00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:21,435 You're dead. 723 00:25:21,460 --> 00:25:24,105 You're dead, you fucking idiot. 724 00:25:24,909 --> 00:25:28,546 ? Too many birds in one tree ? 725 00:25:30,893 --> 00:25:32,823 [CROW FLAPPING WINGS, CAWING] 726 00:25:33,748 --> 00:25:36,128 ? And the sky is full ? 727 00:25:36,228 --> 00:25:37,310 [CAWING] 728 00:25:37,908 --> 00:25:40,248 ? Of black and screaming leaves ? 729 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,089 [CAWING CONTINUES] 730 00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:44,788 ? The sky is full ? 731 00:25:47,908 --> 00:25:49,908 ? Of black and screaming ? 732 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:53,708 ? And one more bird ? 733 00:25:55,948 --> 00:25:58,108 ? Then one more bird ? 734 00:26:00,548 --> 00:26:02,548 ? And one last bird ? 735 00:26:04,588 --> 00:26:06,588 ? And another ? 736 00:26:09,308 --> 00:26:13,168 ? One last blackbird without a place to land ? 737 00:26:13,268 --> 00:26:15,228 ? One last blackbird without a place to be. ? 738 00:26:15,278 --> 00:26:19,828 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52620

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