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MAN: This is KOYF.
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San Diegans are picking
up the pieces today
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after a 6.2 earthquake overnight.
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Reports of property damage
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and some loss of life.
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Officials say the epicenter
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of the quake was approximately
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25 miles east of the city...
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[COUGHING]
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[COUGHS] No.
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Ayuda.
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[GRUNTS] Are you not hurt at all?
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No, I'm okay.
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[GRUNTS] Hijo de tu madre.
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�rale.
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Sorry about the... You know.
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It's a fear thing. It
happens whenever I'm scared.
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You know, like scary movies.
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Surprise parties.
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Boo! You know? Boing.
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[SIGHS] What is it?
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What... what is it? What
are you talking about?
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Look, you know, we're adults here, okay?
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My hard penis was dug in into your leg.
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It's done.
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Mmm. No, I didn't feel that. Nothing.
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No. Don't worry about it.
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Look, I got scared.
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It got hard. My penis dug into your leg.
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It's not about you, okay?
Don't get weird about this.
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Bro, calm down. I would've
told you if I felt it.
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Did you feel the earthquake, at least?
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Yeah, yeah. No, that... I was there.
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There's no way you
didn't feel it, all right?
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- You didn't feel this?
- Okay. What are you doing?
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- You didn't feel this? Huh?
- Okay. Why are you...?
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- With it pressing against you?
- Just stop.
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- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
- Ola?
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- Ola.
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- Nothing.
- Nothing. No.
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- Chilling.
- Mm-hmm.
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Are you digging drug tunnel?
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No, no, no, no. No.
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Yes. We kind of are. W-We are.
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I'm so sorry.
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Uh, are you doing that, too, or...?
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Yes, I guess the
earthquake opened up the gap
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between our two tunnels.
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They're side by side.
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Is yours a sexy ladies digger tunnel?
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No. I'm not digging.
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I'm... catering.
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You have catering?
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S�. _
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S�.
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Vamos.
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I'm Roberto. You have sushi?
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["HAPPINESS, MISSOURI" BY EL VY PLAYING]
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? While away while someone
counts the minutes ?
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? Happiness, Missouri, I
got to get your mind off ?
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? By the way, I told you we were in this ?
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? Happiness, Missouri, I got
to get your mind off it. ?
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?
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Synced and corrected by louvette
www.addic7ed.com
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WOMAN: No substantial property
damage reported after the earthquake.
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All units be advised that
Operation Prairie Dog
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is now a joint
operation with the DEA.
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Special Agent Bonnie Lehmann
is on site tonight supervising
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the transition.
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This is different, isn't it?
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Yeah, so, nobody actually went
into the whys and wherefores
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of your being here tonight. Um...
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Yeah, that's right.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So...
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given that's the case,
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what are we looking
for, specifically, here?
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Oh, we're not looking for anything. Okay?
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I'm looking for something.
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And I'm not gonna tell you
what that is, all right?
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- Okay.
- Okay? We clear?
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Oh, we're so clear.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Let's get out eyes on the road.
- Yeah.
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Focus back in the game.
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Back in the game.
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If you give me a hint
as to what the game is,
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I could be more focused on that game.
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Do you know what I mean? Like...
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I'm not gonna be able to
help you out with that.
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No. Totally.
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- Okay.
- Yeah. No. I get it, you know.
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You can't tell me.
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No, I could tell you, but I don't want to.
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Okay.
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No, I get it, you... you know.
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- But I could help you out.
- 25 years of this.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Right. Right.
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- Never met one like you.
- No.
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- Okay. So...
- Okay.
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I mean, I could just tell you
the little stuff. You know,
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just the little, run-of-the-mill stuff.
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You know, like, where the
bathroom is or whatever.
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You know, that's...
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So where's the bathroom?
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Oh, no. A-Actually, that
was a stupid thing to say
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'cause there's... there's
actually no bathroom here.
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We just... We pee in bottles,
and... I'm sorry, that's gross.
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Isn't it? Sorry.
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Yeah, that's what we do. [CHUCKLES]
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And you think I've never
peed in a bottle before?
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Um...
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I don't know what the answer to that is.
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But you're thinking about it, aren't you?
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- No, no, no.
- Yes, you are.
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- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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You're thinking about "How
does she piss in a bottle
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without a dick?"
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[EXHALES] No.
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You think I need a dick to do what you do?
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- You...
- You think I need a dick?
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No, no. You do not need
it, and I celebrate that.
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I think that's wonderful.
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"How does she do it?"
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- Yeah.
- Hmm?
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That's what you're thinking.
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- I'm trying not to.
- "How does she do it?"
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Right. What do you think,
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I push the seat all the way back,
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then scoot my ass up to the front,
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grab a big old jug,
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put it right next to my big old puss,
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spread those knees,
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arch her back just right, and...
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[STRAINING]: there it goes, there it goes.
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Oh. [HISSES]
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[EXHALES]
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It's like flicking a
diamond off the Grand Canyon
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and landing it in a pot of gold.
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[EXHALES]
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Does that make you uncomfortable?
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- Me? No.
- Yeah.
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But if Tolbeck were here, he
would probably be uncomfortable.
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Oh, you love to talk
about Tolbeck, don't you?
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I mean, he's-he's-he's going
through a hard time, you know?
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- Is he?
- A little bit.
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'Cause, uh, there was a shooting
incident the other night.
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- I don't know if you heard about that.
- Yeah, we all heard about it.
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- Right. Yeah.
- [SCOFFS]
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Yeah, well, he's in therapy right now.
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You guys a couple of bike bumps?
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I'm not sure what that is.
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A two-for-one Space Mountain voucher?
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- No, I don't think so.
- A terracotta pot fountain,
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with a... with an oscillating head?
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Hmm? Spinning right round.
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- Right round. Right round.
- Right.
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- Right round. I mean,
- Right round.
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the metaphors are a little
obtuse, but I-I think
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you're asking "are we gay with each other?"
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- Homosexual?
- Yes. That's what I'm asking you.
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No, we're not.
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We'll see.
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TOLBECK: Wow, I've, uh...
I've never done anything
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- like this before. [CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS]
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- Uh...
- Oh, it's okay.
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It's pretty easy. I don't bite.
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You're just gonna sit here and tell me
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everything you know about
the night of the shooting,
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just, in your own words.
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All right. Sounds good.
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Um, is it okay if I make
myself more comfortable?
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Oh, sure. Go ahead.
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Great.
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[SIGHS]
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. This feels good.
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This feels better.
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- I think we're all set.
- Okay.
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Okay. So, um, just...
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- It's real easy, like I said.
- Mm-hmm.
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You're just gonna tell me
the events of the night.
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- You know.
- Okay.
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It's little details I
find, uh, helpful as well.
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So, I guess you want to know
about the shooting. [GUN SOUNDS]
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Well, uh, I guess I should talk about
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what happened during the day,
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um, 'cause it was, uh...
it wasn't a good day for me.
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I-I was pretty upset.
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Let me back up for a second. I got into
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kind of a difficult
discussion with my wife Lisa.
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And, uh, Kyle was there,
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- so you know how that goes.
- Oh.
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Is that... Kyle, your son, or...?
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- Uh, no. Let me... I should back up again.
- Oh.
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Kyle is a gentleman that is
living with me and my wife.
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And also, he's having sex with her.
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So, um, yeah.
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Uh, we're in an open marriage. [CHUCKLES]
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And so, that's great.
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Um, I really like it.
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It's really good for me and her.
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And, um... You know, it's good for me
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because I could have sex
with anybody at any time.
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Uh, if you could just
go ahead and fast-forward
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to the events of the night of the shooting.
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Okay, yes. The shooting. [GUN NOISES]
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So, Lisa was saying that
maybe the open marriage
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could reinvigorate her.
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- Sure.
- So, I thought I'd give it a try.
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Oh, and I'm fine with it. I'm fine.
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I'm totally fine with it.
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Okay, so you're fine.
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No, I'm not fine.
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You're right, I'm deflecting.
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I don't like having another
rooster in the henhouse.
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You know, I've never even
talked about this with Cullen,
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my partner.
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I'm trying to put on
this brave face of, like,
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"Oh, I like being in an open marriage."
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But I don't like it.
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I'm gonna admit it. I do not like it.
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And then, last week, you know,
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he asked me to pick
him up from the airport.
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Kyle.
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And I'm like, "Me pick you up?"
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And so, we're in the car,
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driving from the airport,
and he's just, like,
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stretching, and trying to get ready,
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like he's trying to get ready
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for some kind of athletic competition.
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But I know what he's getting ready for.
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I mean, man.
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How do I look to other people?
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I mean, I've told you everything.
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Wha... how do you see me?
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Do you see me as somebody
that you would even date?
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Well, I mean, maybe not me,
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but I have a cousin
who's got a wild streak.
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Yeah, well... I'd like to meet your cousin.
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'Cause I can't meet anybody.
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This open marriage thing
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isn't working for me.
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It's working for her quite well.
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Could I just hear more about
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just the shooting part? Everything that...
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S-Starting with the shooting, and ending...
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Oh, sure. You want to
talk about the shooting?
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I can tell you about that.
252
00:09:41,184 --> 00:09:42,276
[SIGHS]
253
00:09:43,304 --> 00:09:45,084
So, it all... you know, did I tell you
254
00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:46,444
that Kyle is building a yurt?
255
00:09:46,693 --> 00:09:47,738
Right.
256
00:09:52,737 --> 00:09:54,077
Gosh, I'm telling you. I could,
257
00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,341
I could get used to this. You know?
258
00:09:57,350 --> 00:09:58,437
What?
259
00:09:58,537 --> 00:09:59,969
The gangster life.
260
00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:01,586
Yeah, I get it.
261
00:10:02,392 --> 00:10:03,452
You get it?
262
00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:05,154
You get the gangster life now?
263
00:10:05,684 --> 00:10:07,715
So, when do I make my bones? Hmm?
264
00:10:09,665 --> 00:10:11,525
What are you talking
about? "Make your bones"?
265
00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,846
When do I pop my cherry? Come on.
266
00:10:14,475 --> 00:10:16,068
God, I-I understand
267
00:10:16,185 --> 00:10:18,655
about five percent of what you say.
268
00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,778
Kill a guy.
269
00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:22,251
When do I get to kill a guy?
270
00:10:22,983 --> 00:10:24,163
You want to kill a guy?
271
00:10:24,203 --> 00:10:25,284
I'm ready.
272
00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:28,356
I've said nothing to
you about killing a guy.
273
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,140
Okay, well, you-you-you get my gist.
274
00:10:32,085 --> 00:10:33,580
I don't know, I...
275
00:10:33,605 --> 00:10:35,903
Why didn't you just say "kill a
guy" rather than "pop my cherry"?
276
00:10:36,216 --> 00:10:37,627
I saw a Frontline.
277
00:10:37,652 --> 00:10:39,155
I watch a lot of Frontline.
278
00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:46,213
That's not doing anything
to your hair, Adrian.
279
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,933
There's so much gel and hairspray in there.
280
00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,413
It's not even... you're not even,
281
00:10:50,513 --> 00:10:52,462
you're hardly even touching your hair.
282
00:10:57,268 --> 00:10:58,396
Do you want this?
283
00:11:00,673 --> 00:11:02,020
I'm wearing a hat.
284
00:11:06,473 --> 00:11:09,053
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]: G'day,
sheilas. Hey, heads up,
285
00:11:09,153 --> 00:11:11,773
there's a bloody great croc
in that billabong over there.
286
00:11:12,733 --> 00:11:14,393
- Yo, uh, what is that?
- What is that?
287
00:11:14,418 --> 00:11:16,074
- What is that?
- It's my accent.
288
00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:17,354
- Accent?
- Yeah.
289
00:11:17,402 --> 00:11:18,582
- Where, from where?
- Australian.
290
00:11:18,681 --> 00:11:20,688
Australian accent? Oh. Oh, that...
291
00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:23,009
Yeah. I'm doing this, uh, play.
It's at this amateur theater.
292
00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,050
You're in a play?
293
00:11:24,075 --> 00:11:25,295
Yeah. Croc Man.
294
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,260
It's the story of Steve Irwin.
295
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,290
Let me hear the accent again.
296
00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:30,649
G'day, sheilas.
297
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,370
Heads up, there's a bloody big croc
298
00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:34,421
- in the billabong over there.
- No, no, no.
299
00:11:34,502 --> 00:11:35,842
No. You're way off.
That's not how you do it.
300
00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:37,082
Listen to how I do it.
301
00:11:37,182 --> 00:11:38,402
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]:
There's a bloody big croc
302
00:11:38,427 --> 00:11:39,969
over there in that billabong over there.
303
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,002
- That was pretty good.
- Let's hear yours again.
304
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,562
There's a bloody big croc over there.
305
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,842
There's a bloody big croc over there.
306
00:11:44,942 --> 00:11:46,242
Bloody big croc over there.
307
00:11:46,342 --> 00:11:47,962
There's a bloody big croc over there.
308
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,531
A pretty big croc over there.
309
00:11:49,586 --> 00:11:51,366
- Bloody big croc over there.
- Yeah, Australian.
310
00:11:51,467 --> 00:11:53,407
Tony, you're not even... You're
not listening to me, okay?
311
00:11:53,507 --> 00:11:55,207
- There's a bloody big croc over there.
- I'm trying to help you.
312
00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:56,807
- Okay.
- Just listen to what I'm doing.
313
00:11:56,907 --> 00:11:57,987
- Sure, okay. Okay.
- You're getting a free lesson here, okay?
314
00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,807
There's a bloody big croc over there.
315
00:11:59,907 --> 00:12:01,686
Bloody... there's a
bloody big croc over there.
316
00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:03,407
- It's really all over the place.
- Really? I don't know.
317
00:12:03,407 --> 00:12:05,107
Yeah, I could hear it
more... I actually can
318
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:06,612
- hear it more there.
- [STAMMERS] Really?
319
00:12:06,672 --> 00:12:07,532
JANICE: Yeah. Cro-oc.
320
00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,266
- Croc.
- Cro-oc.
321
00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:11,346
- Croc.
- Cro-oc.
322
00:12:11,446 --> 00:12:13,807
- Croc.
- Jesus Christ.
323
00:12:14,042 --> 00:12:15,822
Well, I-I have a big
speech in the second half.
324
00:12:15,922 --> 00:12:17,679
- JANICE: Mm.
- I could do that.
325
00:12:17,929 --> 00:12:18,982
Yeesh.
326
00:12:19,082 --> 00:12:20,281
- Yeah?
- JANICE: Yeah, let's hear it.
327
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,375
Okay.
328
00:12:26,032 --> 00:12:28,024
G'day, Steve.
329
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,542
Mate, I've known you since you're a kid.
330
00:12:32,105 --> 00:12:33,571
You're a bloody dreamer.
331
00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,342
I love you, Steve, but
there's no way in the world
332
00:12:36,442 --> 00:12:38,662
you're gonna get this zoo across the line.
333
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,822
I mean, the banks will never give us money.
334
00:12:40,922 --> 00:12:42,422
This is the country we live in.
335
00:12:43,124 --> 00:12:44,279
You and me,
336
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,294
we're never gonna get there.
337
00:12:46,964 --> 00:12:48,250
You got Buckley's.
338
00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:50,532
Give up.
339
00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:54,065
Boy, that was horrible.
You can't be taught.
340
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:56,270
FATIMA: Yikes. [SHARPLY INHALES, EXHALES]
341
00:12:56,815 --> 00:12:58,452
- FATIMA: Good luck.
- Sorry.
342
00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:01,357
JANICE [GROANS]: Stinky.
343
00:13:01,403 --> 00:13:02,593
Poor guy.
344
00:13:02,647 --> 00:13:04,485
Ooh! Pee-ew.
345
00:13:08,485 --> 00:13:11,184
_
346
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:13,867
_
347
00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,629
_
348
00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:17,950
_
349
00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:20,418
Ay. Wow.
350
00:13:21,215 --> 00:13:23,195
- Ay, my leg.
- Oh.
351
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,529
[GROANS]
352
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,152
Oh. [MUMBLES]
353
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,263
- Oh, God.
- Wow.
354
00:13:30,288 --> 00:13:31,338
I'm so sore.
355
00:13:31,363 --> 00:13:33,184
That was impressive. [LAUGHS]
356
00:13:33,761 --> 00:13:34,748
Oh, you mean that?
357
00:13:34,796 --> 00:13:36,425
Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.
358
00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:38,041
Ay, you guess so?
359
00:13:38,487 --> 00:13:41,147
The soft lighting, the rail system,
360
00:13:41,926 --> 00:13:43,415
the Wi-Fi. They had Wi-Fi.
361
00:13:43,415 --> 00:13:45,893
No, yeah, that was pretty...
that part was pretty cool, yeah.
362
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,325
It looks like they're down a man, too.
363
00:13:48,852 --> 00:13:50,787
You mean that poor cabr�n
that was all crushed up?
364
00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:52,632
- Yeah.
- What a way to die, huh?
365
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,032
That sucks for him.
366
00:13:54,132 --> 00:13:55,472
- Yeah, he died very horribly.
- Yeah.
367
00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,292
I'm applying for that position.
368
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,261
Y-You-You'd leave this tunnel?
369
00:14:01,193 --> 00:14:02,947
You-you love this tunnel...
370
00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:06,087
Yeah. I-I did.
371
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:07,687
But that's a super drug tunnel.
372
00:14:08,568 --> 00:14:10,762
This is a drug tunnel. That's the big show.
373
00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:12,758
It's perfect for my narrative
374
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,996
of a stand-up comedian digging his way
375
00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:18,871
[LAUGHING]: through a
super tunnel to America.
376
00:14:18,938 --> 00:14:20,582
I don't understand what
the difference is, though,
377
00:14:20,616 --> 00:14:22,193
between us and them.
378
00:14:22,218 --> 00:14:24,078
I can say, "Oh, I came
here through a drug tunnel."
379
00:14:24,178 --> 00:14:25,838
- Mm-hmm.
- Or I can say, "I came here
380
00:14:25,863 --> 00:14:27,627
"through a super drug tunnel,
381
00:14:27,698 --> 00:14:30,841
the one that was on CNN with
the pictures and the videos."
382
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:33,651
Do you know how many
tunnels run under here?
383
00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:35,358
No. No idea.
384
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,758
- Like, a lot.
- A lot?
385
00:14:36,858 --> 00:14:39,688
This is the golden age of tunnels.
386
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,958
That's a big-time tunnel.
387
00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:43,399
Everybody knows that tunnel.
388
00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:46,238
Ours is like a... a fringe tunnel.
389
00:14:46,338 --> 00:14:48,677
I-I don't know, though, Roberto.
390
00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:51,235
Did you take a look at
those digger guys over there?
391
00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:53,395
Cabr�n, they were jacked.
392
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,359
You know, like huge.
393
00:14:55,986 --> 00:14:58,366
I don't think I've ever seen a
Mexican in that good of shape.
394
00:14:58,466 --> 00:14:59,952
Yeah, they were all like me.
395
00:15:00,906 --> 00:15:02,646
Uh, like you,
396
00:15:02,746 --> 00:15:05,286
s�, certainly, certainly as big.
397
00:15:05,386 --> 00:15:06,566
You're as big as them.
398
00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:07,800
- Yes.
- Yes.
399
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:09,772
And strong.
400
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,930
I would say you're, like,
strong in your own special way.
401
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:15,889
Like what?
402
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,209
Yeah, like, those guys
are more like, you know,
403
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,930
very attractive, a beach
body sort of strong, you know?
404
00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:25,645
You're more like, uh...
405
00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:28,546
Carnaval. �C�mo se
dice? Is a carnival.
406
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:30,358
Like a carnival strong. There you go.
407
00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,038
- You are a carnival...
- Carnival strong?
408
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,358
It's fat strong?
409
00:15:34,931 --> 00:15:36,430
Oh, fat strong.
410
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,278
Fuck you.
411
00:15:38,378 --> 00:15:39,798
It's time to do the carnival thing.
412
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:40,998
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
413
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,283
Body shamed underground.
414
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,780
I don't need this. That's why I'm leaving.
415
00:15:43,907 --> 00:15:45,247
Okay? If we were in the super tunnel,
416
00:15:45,347 --> 00:15:46,767
I would report you
417
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,204
because they have people for that there.
418
00:15:55,907 --> 00:15:58,727
I guess I just think, you
know, y-you being here tonight,
419
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,047
you know, from DEA, maybe
that's a good sign for me
420
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:02,370
in terms of the case.
421
00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:04,310
Maybe the case is heating
up a little bit here.
422
00:16:04,410 --> 00:16:07,030
And I understand you,
you have confidential,
423
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,830
uh, whatever, but, you know,
424
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:12,430
if you could just give me a
little scrap, that'd be great.
425
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,710
Yeah, we're all kind of
in the dark on this one.
426
00:16:14,735 --> 00:16:16,717
I will not tell a soul. You have my word.
427
00:16:16,804 --> 00:16:18,014
I won't tell anyone.
428
00:16:18,054 --> 00:16:19,194
Wow, sugar.
429
00:16:19,627 --> 00:16:21,025
You got some balls on you.
430
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,128
Well...
431
00:16:23,693 --> 00:16:25,110
I'm ambitious.
432
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,014
You ticklish?
433
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,509
No, I said I'm ambitious.
434
00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:33,169
And I said, "You ticklish?"
435
00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:35,206
Are-are-are... okay.
436
00:16:35,238 --> 00:16:36,418
So, you're saying that if you,
437
00:16:36,518 --> 00:16:38,658
if I allow you to tickle me, uh,
438
00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:40,258
y-you'll give me
information about the case?
439
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,318
That's right.
440
00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:43,418
You give me a little something,
441
00:16:43,518 --> 00:16:45,218
- I'll give you a little something.
- [SIGHS]
442
00:16:45,243 --> 00:16:46,826
But I need to know that you want it.
443
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,738
Well, I mean, that depends.
444
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,818
Is-is-is it a-a s-s-sexual thing?
445
00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:53,128
Not for me.
446
00:16:53,128 --> 00:16:55,015
Right. But for me?
447
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:58,838
- I don't know.
- Huh.
448
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:03,322
Right. But it's just over
the clothes, no skin tickling?
449
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,940
- You know, you got a lot of questions.
- Yeah.
450
00:17:04,968 --> 00:17:06,828
You're kind of taking the fun out of this.
451
00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,473
No, no. No, no, no, I-I want
to do it, I'm interested...
452
00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:09,807
If you want the intel, you get the tickles.
453
00:17:09,832 --> 00:17:10,952
- Right, and I want... I'd like...
- You want the tickles?
454
00:17:10,977 --> 00:17:12,917
- Yeah, I do.
- Let me hear you say it.
455
00:17:13,076 --> 00:17:15,489
- "I want the tickles."
- I want the tickles.
456
00:17:15,608 --> 00:17:17,508
- "I want the tickles."
- I want the tickles.
457
00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,033
- Could you mean it?
- I want you...
458
00:17:19,058 --> 00:17:20,558
Could you put a little something into it?
459
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,757
- I want you to tickle me now.
- Oh, you do?
460
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,620
- Yeah.
- Is that right?
461
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,832
- Yeah.
- Like this?
462
00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:27,035
- Yeah.
- And one right there.
463
00:17:27,135 --> 00:17:28,315
- Yeah.
- You want one right there?
464
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,235
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Right there? How about there?
465
00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:31,915
- [LAUGHS LIGHTLY] Yeah.
- Does that tickle? Does that tickle?
466
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:33,640
- Right there. You like... you take...
- [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
467
00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:35,170
[STRAINED LAUGHTER]
468
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,670
You know what, you're not
even having any fun here.
469
00:17:37,274 --> 00:17:38,750
No, I'm not.
470
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,830
- I'm-I'm not actually that ticklish.
- Everybody's ticklish.
471
00:17:40,984 --> 00:17:42,419
- I don't think I am.
- Maybe you just don't know
472
00:17:42,445 --> 00:17:43,676
where to be tickled yet.
473
00:17:44,786 --> 00:17:47,833
And maybe we find out... together.
474
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,216
[SCOFFS, LAUGHS]
475
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:02,626
Wow. Okay. All right.
476
00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:05,870
- Now I'm getting it. Yes.
- What?
477
00:18:06,425 --> 00:18:08,111
Oh, my goodness.
478
00:18:09,484 --> 00:18:10,555
Your mom...
479
00:18:11,868 --> 00:18:13,140
she's dynamite.
480
00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:14,465
She's a dynamite lady.
481
00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:16,230
Now I've, I'm fig... I've figured out
482
00:18:16,276 --> 00:18:18,425
what she's got us doing here.
483
00:18:19,658 --> 00:18:22,132
What? What has she got us doing here?
484
00:18:22,276 --> 00:18:23,371
Well, you know,
485
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,010
telling you that I need work,
486
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:27,645
and telling me that you need help.
487
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,175
She just wants us to hang out.
488
00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:31,885
Yeah.
489
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,540
Her two favorite boys.
490
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,600
Spend some time together.
491
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,683
'Cause let's face it...
492
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,688
you haven't had any great father figures.
493
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,446
You realize my mom's
been married six times?
494
00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:42,433
- No.
- Previously. Six.
495
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,889
I had counted four.
496
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,351
- Six. I've had six stepdads before you.
- Six?
497
00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:49,409
- Well, they were all deadbeats, so...
- No.
498
00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:51,053
Not Mr. Yoshimoto.
499
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:52,955
Yoshimoto.
500
00:18:53,243 --> 00:18:55,083
Yes. Chinese dude.
501
00:18:55,179 --> 00:18:57,568
- Yeah. Heard about him.
- No, he's a Japanese dude.
502
00:18:57,963 --> 00:18:59,554
What was so great about Yoshimoto?
503
00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:02,777
I mean, you probably wouldn't understand.
504
00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:04,504
Hit me. Just try me.
505
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:08,223
- He taught me honor, respect...
- Mm-hmm.
506
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,168
dedication, everything.
507
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,023
- Sounds pretty special.
- Yeah.
508
00:19:12,198 --> 00:19:13,492
Like this one time,
509
00:19:14,826 --> 00:19:18,623
I remember him saying,
coming in, out of nowhere...
510
00:19:18,648 --> 00:19:19,668
Right.
511
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:21,623
I had actually already eaten
512
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,570
a pretty big breakfast, and he said,
513
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:25,876
- "Relax."
- Yeah.
514
00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:28,703
"I'll make you a sandwich."
515
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:31,196
But he never brought me the sandwich.
516
00:19:32,425 --> 00:19:34,983
I waited for a good three hours.
517
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:37,623
It wasn't about the sandwich.
I didn't need a sandwich.
518
00:19:37,723 --> 00:19:40,943
I thought I did, but he
showed me that I didn't.
519
00:19:40,968 --> 00:19:42,268
- Are you...
- What?
520
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:44,143
Are you still craving the sandwich?
521
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:46,051
'Cause I will make you the sandwich.
522
00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,658
I won't leave you high
and dry like Yoshimoto.
523
00:19:50,008 --> 00:19:53,093
You're missing the entire
point of this story.
524
00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:54,378
- I'm trying...
- But you know
525
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:55,773
that I will make you a sandwich
526
00:19:55,798 --> 00:19:57,243
at the drop of a hat.
527
00:19:58,358 --> 00:19:59,898
And that's a promise. And you know what...
528
00:19:59,923 --> 00:20:01,303
Do you want to know the
other, the other lesson
529
00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:02,868
that he taught me, Adrian?
530
00:20:02,893 --> 00:20:05,553
Silence. He didn't speak
to me for an entire month.
531
00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:07,018
Maybe he was just afraid to talk to you.
532
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,378
I'm not afraid to talk.
533
00:20:08,478 --> 00:20:09,818
He didn't speak English very well,
534
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,391
but there was a lesson in the silence.
535
00:20:12,416 --> 00:20:13,778
- 'Cause I will...
- He wanted me to sit...
536
00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:15,098
I will talk with you
537
00:20:15,123 --> 00:20:16,546
whenever you want to have a conversation.
538
00:20:16,571 --> 00:20:18,178
I know that. I know that.
539
00:20:18,278 --> 00:20:20,258
You can call me at 4:00 in the
morning, I pick up the phone.
540
00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:22,777
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey,
541
00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:25,864
speaking of Chinese, I
was watching this movie...
542
00:20:25,889 --> 00:20:26,977
Japanese.
543
00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:29,319
...this martial arts movie
called Fist Assassin.
544
00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:32,058
And it dawned on me that they've taken out
545
00:20:32,158 --> 00:20:35,858
all the "hi-yah" from the film.
546
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,698
I mean, used to think
about whenever you'd watch
547
00:20:37,798 --> 00:20:38,978
a martial arts film, right,
548
00:20:39,078 --> 00:20:41,148
any time there was a kick or a punch...
549
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,298
or a roundhouse, there was...
550
00:20:43,335 --> 00:20:45,115
it was always followed by a "hi-yah."
551
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,049
- [SIGHS]
- And now it's gone,
552
00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:48,663
and I can't for the life of me
553
00:20:48,841 --> 00:20:50,552
figure out why they phased it out.
554
00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:54,301
Maybe it's coming off racist.
555
00:20:55,681 --> 00:20:56,716
Hi-yah!
556
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:03,343
ERIN: So... the suspect pulled
what appeared to be a gun.
557
00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:05,566
You shot him in the ear,
and he ran, is that right?
558
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,617
- That's exactly what happened.
- Okay.
559
00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:10,482
I have everything I need.
I'll just fill out a report.
560
00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:13,409
Okay. Wow, this was really
great, I got to tell you.
561
00:21:13,510 --> 00:21:15,530
Thank you so much. I mean,
562
00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:17,476
I really got to do this more often.
563
00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:19,237
Hey, um, can I get a hug?
564
00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:20,575
Uh, okay.
565
00:21:20,675 --> 00:21:21,828
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
566
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,015
- [CLEARS THROAT] All right.
- Thank you.
567
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,490
A-And look, i-if you...
568
00:21:27,790 --> 00:21:30,175
- if you don't mind my suggesting...
- Mm-hmm.
569
00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:33,175
you might want to consider maybe just,
570
00:21:33,699 --> 00:21:35,668
you know, seeing a therapist.
571
00:21:36,149 --> 00:21:38,782
Just because, uh, there's
a lot of great ones.
572
00:21:38,807 --> 00:21:40,028
You could probably get a referral
573
00:21:40,129 --> 00:21:41,532
from someone in the department.
574
00:21:41,557 --> 00:21:43,204
I'm sorry, but isn't that what you are?
575
00:21:45,306 --> 00:21:46,381
Uh, no.
576
00:21:47,289 --> 00:21:48,497
Then who are you?
577
00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:51,124
- I... Who am I?
- Yes.
578
00:21:51,418 --> 00:21:53,257
I-I'm Erin Sanders.
579
00:21:53,295 --> 00:21:55,523
I, I'm in Internal Affairs.
580
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:58,400
I'm here to take your
statement and fill a report
581
00:21:58,428 --> 00:21:59,914
of your account of the shooting.
582
00:21:59,939 --> 00:22:02,428
No, wait a second. I already talked to IA.
583
00:22:03,243 --> 00:22:04,559
Yeah, Leon and I.
584
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,284
We went deep sea fishing together.
585
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,879
You went deep sea fishing?
586
00:22:07,904 --> 00:22:10,759
- Yeah.
- Wow. He asked everybody. You went?
587
00:22:10,859 --> 00:22:12,839
- [SIGHS]
- That's amaz... no.
588
00:22:12,939 --> 00:22:14,822
He... well, he quit, he didn't really...
589
00:22:14,996 --> 00:22:17,319
Let's just say he didn't
fill out many reports.
590
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,606
Okay, look, this is not cool, okay.
591
00:22:19,661 --> 00:22:21,841
This is an invasion of
privacy. Do you understand?
592
00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:23,405
Okay, I guess that's my fault.
593
00:22:23,479 --> 00:22:25,779
I mean, why would you think
I was a counselor, though?
594
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,378
Because everything about this
scenario screams "counselor."
595
00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:30,820
Look at the furniture and
the couch, and, you know,
596
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,528
the way you dress, the way you talk to me.
597
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,100
- What?
- Your-your hair.
598
00:22:34,192 --> 00:22:35,372
What's wrong with my hair?
599
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:36,597
Your hair is in, like,
600
00:22:36,628 --> 00:22:39,092
a counselor bun-type style.
601
00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:41,010
You know, it's up and messy.
602
00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:42,877
Why did you lay me on the couch, then?
603
00:22:42,902 --> 00:22:44,162
You laid yourself on the couch.
604
00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:47,042
I mean, that was the first thing
you did when you came in here.
605
00:22:47,142 --> 00:22:48,362
What was I gonna do, say no?
606
00:22:48,462 --> 00:22:49,682
This is not right, you understand?
607
00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:51,162
Yeah. I told you about when I was
608
00:22:51,262 --> 00:22:53,202
attracted to my sister when I was 13.
609
00:22:53,302 --> 00:22:54,882
Do you think this was a party for me?
610
00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:56,882
You think I'm having a
real good time over here?
611
00:22:56,982 --> 00:23:00,242
This was truly one of the most
awkward hours of my entire life.
612
00:23:00,342 --> 00:23:03,562
Which I think I handled
pretty well... pretty well.
613
00:23:03,662 --> 00:23:05,682
Uh, you must think that I'm a total nutjob.
614
00:23:05,782 --> 00:23:08,482
I don't think you're a nutjob, okay.
615
00:23:08,582 --> 00:23:10,122
You know, if pressed, I might say,
616
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,882
"Hey, he's... pretty in
touch with his feelings.
617
00:23:12,907 --> 00:23:16,062
That's refreshing." Okay?
618
00:23:18,382 --> 00:23:20,482
So... do you want to have dinner?
619
00:23:20,886 --> 00:23:22,362
Fuck n-no.
620
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,962
- Fuck no?
- I meant...
621
00:23:25,283 --> 00:23:27,925
I meant... Sorry, I just meant to say no.
622
00:23:27,964 --> 00:23:29,540
Fine, well, thank you very much.
623
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,665
Oh, and I don't want
any of that getting out.
624
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,935
If I can get an attorney,
you will be hearing from him.
625
00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:38,249
- So, seriously, you're not hungry?
- Definitely, definitely not.
626
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:39,494
Like, I'd rather die.
627
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,286
MAN: Have you heard from
Special Agent Lehmann?
628
00:23:44,311 --> 00:23:45,522
MAN 2: Not tonight.
629
00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,475
But she thinks this
could be the exit point.
630
00:23:47,569 --> 00:23:49,549
MAN 1: Okay, we'll
give it some more time.
631
00:23:49,574 --> 00:23:50,834
She's got her own methods.
632
00:23:50,859 --> 00:23:52,045
MAN 2: Copy that.
633
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:58,599
So, is this happening?
634
00:23:59,323 --> 00:24:00,750
Is what happening?
635
00:24:00,775 --> 00:24:02,011
- Don't be playing around, baby.
- No, no...
636
00:24:02,051 --> 00:24:03,921
You've been giving me signs all night long.
637
00:24:04,004 --> 00:24:05,896
Oh. Wow. I didn't mean to give off signs.
638
00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:09,789
It's been a long time for
mama. And I'm hungry. Let's eat.
639
00:24:09,864 --> 00:24:11,084
I have a girlfriend.
640
00:24:11,453 --> 00:24:12,830
- You have a girlfriend?
- Yeah.
641
00:24:13,007 --> 00:24:15,627
I'm so sorry, I should've said
something earlier. She's...
642
00:24:15,652 --> 00:24:17,272
- Okay.
- She's-she's in dispatch, actually.
643
00:24:17,297 --> 00:24:18,336
Oh, she's in dispatch.
644
00:24:18,361 --> 00:24:19,552
Yeah. Janice?
645
00:24:19,552 --> 00:24:20,732
No, Fatima. Uh, she's new.
646
00:24:20,832 --> 00:24:22,292
- She's younger than...
- Younger?
647
00:24:22,392 --> 00:24:24,252
- Mm.
- Nice, you gonna marry that bitch?
648
00:24:24,352 --> 00:24:25,932
I mean, we've only had one date so far.
649
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,415
One date? One date,
650
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,912
- and you already call her your girlfriend?
- Well...
651
00:24:28,992 --> 00:24:30,175
You texting?
652
00:24:30,484 --> 00:24:32,548
- Sexting?
- Mm...
653
00:24:32,657 --> 00:24:34,052
- Dick pics?
- Uh...
654
00:24:34,152 --> 00:24:35,332
I mean, has she sent you her tits?
655
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:38,416
No, no, not as of yet. No, no.
656
00:24:40,992 --> 00:24:43,151
Sugar, I hate to tell
you, but that's a bad sign.
657
00:24:43,238 --> 00:24:44,812
Well, I respectfully disagree.
658
00:24:44,912 --> 00:24:46,092
I think, you know, as a detective,
659
00:24:46,192 --> 00:24:47,252
it's my specialty reading signs,
660
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:49,012
and these signs, to me,
661
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:51,932
say this is... we're
in phase two, you know.
662
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,532
We're-we're working it,
663
00:24:53,632 --> 00:24:55,532
we're-we're, you know, vibing.
664
00:24:55,632 --> 00:24:56,932
We're on a frequency here.
665
00:24:57,032 --> 00:24:58,132
We're... this is all part of the dance.
666
00:24:58,232 --> 00:24:59,492
- It's part of the dance.
- Mm-hmm.
667
00:24:59,592 --> 00:25:00,932
But she's in dispatch?
668
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:03,125
- Yeah, that's right.
- Okay.
669
00:25:03,272 --> 00:25:05,252
No-no-no-no, no-no-no, no-no, no, no...
670
00:25:05,352 --> 00:25:07,252
- FATIMA: Car 27... Car 27.
- Get your hands off. Hey!
671
00:25:07,277 --> 00:25:10,936
Hey. Hi. Uh, Car 27. Is Fatima on the line?
672
00:25:11,703 --> 00:25:13,625
Fatima here. Go ahead, Car 27.
673
00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:17,332
Hey, Fatima, could you switch
over to channel three, please?
674
00:25:17,828 --> 00:25:19,190
Copy that, switching to three.
675
00:25:19,669 --> 00:25:22,172
Hey, Fatima, this is Special
Agent Bonnie Lehmann here.
676
00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:23,772
Look, Cullen's out of the car.
677
00:25:23,872 --> 00:25:25,808
Just have a quick question for you.
678
00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:28,754
It's a little bit embarrassing, but, um,
679
00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:31,194
man, we have been vibing
680
00:25:31,672 --> 00:25:34,972
all night and, um, he did
mention that the two of you
681
00:25:35,072 --> 00:25:36,416
have dated.
682
00:25:37,072 --> 00:25:39,132
And I was just curious, is-is it serious?
683
00:25:39,232 --> 00:25:41,452
I mean, are you boyfriend-girlfriend?
684
00:25:41,552 --> 00:25:42,631
Any of that?
685
00:25:43,032 --> 00:25:44,452
Oh, my God, no.
686
00:25:44,552 --> 00:25:48,172
I have zero interest in him
687
00:25:48,584 --> 00:25:50,071
at all times.
688
00:25:50,832 --> 00:25:53,572
Okay. I mean, you're not
just playing coy, are you?
689
00:25:53,672 --> 00:25:55,172
Making him chase you.
690
00:25:55,272 --> 00:25:56,572
Doing the... What do they call it?
691
00:25:56,672 --> 00:25:57,977
Doing the dance?
692
00:25:57,977 --> 00:25:59,357
You're not doing the
dance, are you, Fatima?
693
00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:02,197
Full disclosure: I went on a date with him,
694
00:26:02,297 --> 00:26:05,877
and it was... a nightmare,
to say the least.
695
00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,397
Kind of a nightmare.
696
00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:09,395
I just wanted to be up front with you.
697
00:26:09,495 --> 00:26:10,810
It was a little creepy.
698
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:13,350
Okay. I'm going for it.
699
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:15,668
Car 27 out.
700
00:26:18,225 --> 00:26:19,431
You're a detective, right?
701
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,645
What did you detect from that?
702
00:26:22,904 --> 00:26:25,174
I, uh, detected, uh...
703
00:26:27,184 --> 00:26:29,186
I detected, uh...
704
00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:41,484
He has to come back. They all come back.
705
00:26:42,419 --> 00:26:43,719
I'll be right here.
706
00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:45,924
? I couldn't find quiet ?
707
00:26:45,949 --> 00:26:47,849
? I went out in the rain ?
708
00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:48,922
? I was just soakin' my head... ?
709
00:26:48,947 --> 00:26:50,007
Oye,
710
00:26:50,972 --> 00:26:51,980
cabr�n.
711
00:26:53,184 --> 00:26:55,128
So-so how-how-how'd it go in there?
712
00:26:55,128 --> 00:26:56,908
- I got the job.
- So, when,
713
00:26:57,008 --> 00:26:58,401
when do they want you to start?
714
00:26:58,688 --> 00:27:00,068
Pretty much right now.
715
00:27:01,421 --> 00:27:02,979
Oh, man. So...
716
00:27:04,328 --> 00:27:05,348
I guess this is it, huh?
717
00:27:05,448 --> 00:27:06,447
I guess so.
718
00:27:07,703 --> 00:27:09,393
Oye. Come on.
719
00:27:10,258 --> 00:27:11,276
[PATTING BACK]
720
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:12,531
Good... hey.
721
00:27:13,941 --> 00:27:16,151
Oh... oh, you're scared, huh?
722
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,816
- You're scared.
- Yeah.
723
00:27:19,714 --> 00:27:21,268
You felt that? [SIGHS]
724
00:27:21,293 --> 00:27:24,934
Well, you have nothing to be worried about.
725
00:27:25,888 --> 00:27:27,451
You're Roberto, cabr�n, you're...
726
00:27:27,644 --> 00:27:30,104
You're gonna... you're gonna
really kill it in there.
727
00:27:30,129 --> 00:27:32,629
They're lucky to have you.
They're lucky to have you.
728
00:27:32,968 --> 00:27:33,898
Thank you.
729
00:27:34,418 --> 00:27:35,430
Bye.
730
00:27:36,172 --> 00:27:37,566
Yeah. Okay.
731
00:27:38,071 --> 00:27:39,788
Yo, visit anytime, you know.
732
00:27:39,888 --> 00:27:42,060
I'll... I'll be here.
733
00:27:42,368 --> 00:27:45,588
? So fast, that's right ?
734
00:27:45,688 --> 00:27:48,788
? Am I the one you think about ?
735
00:27:48,888 --> 00:27:51,708
? When you're sittin'
in your faintin' chair ?
736
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:53,828
? Drinkin' pink rabbits? ?
737
00:27:53,928 --> 00:27:57,428
? Am I the one you think about ?
738
00:27:57,528 --> 00:28:00,188
? When you're sittin'
in your faintin' chair ?
739
00:28:00,288 --> 00:28:02,828
? Drinkin' pink rabbits? ?
740
00:28:02,928 --> 00:28:06,188
? And everybody was gone ?
741
00:28:06,288 --> 00:28:08,308
? I was standin' in the street ?
742
00:28:08,408 --> 00:28:10,588
? 'Cause I was tryin' not to crack ?
743
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,788
? I was solid gold ?
744
00:28:12,888 --> 00:28:15,148
? I was in the fight ?
745
00:28:15,248 --> 00:28:19,668
? I was comin' back from
what seemed like a ruin ?
746
00:28:19,768 --> 00:28:23,588
? I couldn't see you comin' so far ?
747
00:28:23,688 --> 00:28:28,668
? I just turn around, and there you are ?
748
00:28:28,768 --> 00:28:31,688
? I�m so surprised you
want to dance with me. ?
749
00:28:31,738 --> 00:28:36,288
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