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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,612 --> 00:00:05,012 This loft has devolved into chaos. 2 00:00:05,081 --> 00:00:06,392 You promised me if we had sex this morning, 3 00:00:06,416 --> 00:00:07,548 you wouldn't get riled up. 4 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:08,849 Sex was great. Blessings. 5 00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:10,217 But look at all this mail. 6 00:00:10,286 --> 00:00:12,553 Small-time drug dealers are more organized than this. 7 00:00:12,622 --> 00:00:15,222 Oh, my God, my uncle Lee got married. 8 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:16,335 This is what I'm talking about. 9 00:00:16,359 --> 00:00:18,192 Oh, my God, he died. 10 00:00:18,261 --> 00:00:19,341 Cece, what if that had been 11 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:20,839 one of your college acceptance letters? 12 00:00:20,863 --> 00:00:22,474 I'm transferring to a four year university. 13 00:00:22,498 --> 00:00:23,431 It's no big deal. 14 00:00:23,499 --> 00:00:24,565 It's huge. 15 00:00:24,634 --> 00:00:26,434 You graduated from a community college. 16 00:00:26,502 --> 00:00:27,969 It was a sight to behold. 17 00:00:34,243 --> 00:00:35,176 [clears throat] 18 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:36,444 - Cece Parikh. - That's me. 19 00:00:36,512 --> 00:00:38,079 - [air horn blares] - Yay! 20 00:00:38,147 --> 00:00:41,082 I'm not gonna let you lose out because our roommates 21 00:00:41,150 --> 00:00:42,683 are a bunch of railway cats. 22 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,618 Clear your schedule. We're organizing. 23 00:00:44,687 --> 00:00:46,320 Can't. I'm campaigning with Jess today. 24 00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:47,088 Let's get ready 25 00:00:47,165 --> 00:00:48,931 to Rodham! 26 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,067 ["Pump Up the Jam" by Technotronic plays] 27 00:00:58,167 --> 00:01:00,801 Y'all ready for this... election? 28 00:01:00,870 --> 00:01:02,737 - [vocalizes] - What on Earth 29 00:01:02,805 --> 00:01:04,205 are you celebrating? 30 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,751 It's okay. We know you're voting for Trump. 31 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:06,775 Not on your life, 32 00:01:06,809 --> 00:01:09,276 nor am I voting for that flip-flopping 33 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,745 helmet head in a pantsuit. 34 00:01:10,813 --> 00:01:11,846 I'm only focused 35 00:01:11,914 --> 00:01:13,180 on one election. 36 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:16,450 The election that matters: Paul Ryan 2020. 37 00:01:16,519 --> 00:01:17,519 JESS: All right. 38 00:01:17,553 --> 00:01:18,753 While you sit this one out, 39 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:19,954 Cece and I 40 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:21,222 are gonna register new voters 41 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,390 and help Hillary prove 42 00:01:22,425 --> 00:01:24,191 that a woman's place is in the house... 43 00:01:24,227 --> 00:01:25,760 BOTH: The White House. 44 00:01:25,828 --> 00:01:26,761 The people's voice 45 00:01:26,829 --> 00:01:27,895 must be heard 46 00:01:27,930 --> 00:01:29,341 and that's what I've always believed. 47 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:31,966 As I see it, we have two choices. 48 00:01:32,035 --> 00:01:34,001 Continue eating this pig slop 49 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:35,770 that they call butterscotch pudding 50 00:01:35,838 --> 00:01:38,606 or we can raise our voices and demand 51 00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:42,209 for locally-sourced, candied, Oregon apples! 52 00:01:42,278 --> 00:01:43,444 [cheering] 53 00:01:43,513 --> 00:01:47,148 You can silence me, but you can't silence the people! 54 00:01:47,216 --> 00:01:49,750 This is not P.S. Hippie Montessori. 55 00:01:49,786 --> 00:01:50,786 Nobody cares anymore. 56 00:01:50,853 --> 00:01:52,686 Democracy is dead. 57 00:01:52,755 --> 00:01:53,421 Wha... 58 00:01:53,456 --> 00:01:54,655 If you get five new voters, 59 00:01:54,724 --> 00:01:55,656 hell, you know what, 60 00:01:55,725 --> 00:01:56,725 I'll vote for Hillary. 61 00:01:56,759 --> 00:01:57,759 Excuse me? 62 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:00,961 Things... just... got... interesting. 63 00:02:01,030 --> 00:02:04,799 But if you don't, you have to vote for Winston. 64 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:06,700 Bishop? 65 00:02:06,769 --> 00:02:08,169 Winston Bishop? 66 00:02:08,237 --> 00:02:10,538 Game on, you Republican minx. 67 00:02:10,606 --> 00:02:11,439 Hey, guys, 68 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:12,973 if I win, I just want you 69 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:14,141 to know there will be 70 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:16,143 some things that come out about me. 71 00:02:16,212 --> 00:02:18,546 Just ride it out. 72 00:02:18,614 --> 00:02:21,623 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 73 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,285 Reagan's in Seattle. 74 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,419 Aly's at Quantico. 75 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:26,720 And here we are, you and me, 76 00:02:26,789 --> 00:02:28,089 working that long "D". 77 00:02:28,124 --> 00:02:29,124 The long what now? 78 00:02:29,158 --> 00:02:30,558 We're working the what? 79 00:02:30,626 --> 00:02:32,426 The long "D". Long distance relationships. 80 00:02:32,495 --> 00:02:33,627 I mean, Aly and I 81 00:02:33,663 --> 00:02:35,096 have got it down to an art. 82 00:02:35,164 --> 00:02:36,764 Really? 'Cause I'm... 83 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:38,999 I'm really struggling. 84 00:02:39,068 --> 00:02:41,802 In New Orleans, Reagan and I had such an easy time talking, 85 00:02:41,838 --> 00:02:42,838 but now there's so much 86 00:02:42,872 --> 00:02:44,338 pressure that we just text. 87 00:02:44,407 --> 00:02:45,639 Just talk on the phone. 88 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,875 I hate talking on the phone, Winston. 89 00:02:47,944 --> 00:02:50,111 I feel like I'm exposing my turd pipe. 90 00:02:50,179 --> 00:02:51,940 - What? - I just know that I feel cold 91 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:53,864 - and I'm terrified. - Look, man... 92 00:02:53,894 --> 00:02:56,150 you got to understand something about the long "D". 93 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,818 At first, it's very hard. 94 00:02:57,887 --> 00:02:59,787 Okay? It's a lot to take. 95 00:02:59,822 --> 00:03:01,655 But the long "D" in the end is... 96 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,657 [chuckling] very much worth it. 97 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,070 You have to see what you're doing here. 98 00:03:05,094 --> 00:03:06,861 Right now you're having problems. 99 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:08,129 I'm not. You know why? 100 00:03:08,197 --> 00:03:09,208 'Cause you love the long "D". 101 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,464 I've adjusted to the long "D". 102 00:03:10,533 --> 00:03:12,133 - Okay. - Sometimes it's rough. 103 00:03:12,201 --> 00:03:13,745 Yeah, can be bumpy road sometimes, man. 104 00:03:13,769 --> 00:03:14,935 The long "D" can be bumpy. 105 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:16,837 - Ooh! - Sometimes there's unexpected curves. 106 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:18,433 - Don't I know it. - But once it breaks you down 107 00:03:18,457 --> 00:03:20,152 a little bit, you learn to like the long "D". 108 00:03:20,176 --> 00:03:21,253 You're gonna say something like that? 109 00:03:21,277 --> 00:03:22,797 You get used to it is what I'm saying. 110 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:26,347 I think I'm done with this. 111 00:03:26,382 --> 00:03:27,882 [Cece chuckles] 112 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:28,917 Hello. 113 00:03:28,951 --> 00:03:31,318 JESS: Hello. 114 00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:33,387 Two canvassers reporting for duty. 115 00:03:33,456 --> 00:03:34,522 Jessica Day, 116 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,323 school administrator. Cecilia Parikh, 117 00:03:36,392 --> 00:03:37,525 community college graduate, 118 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,792 soon to be transferred 119 00:03:38,828 --> 00:03:39,868 to a four year university. 120 00:03:39,896 --> 00:03:40,761 I don't have time for this. Well, actually... 121 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:41,840 She doesn't know which one yet. 122 00:03:41,864 --> 00:03:42,941 Yeah, I haven't been accepted. 123 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:44,398 I don't have time to listen to you. 124 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:45,399 Sure. Oh, no. 125 00:03:45,468 --> 00:03:47,701 Just be respectful, informative. 126 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,270 Hillary Clinton was born in 1947 127 00:03:49,338 --> 00:03:50,749 and her parents are Hugh and Dorothy. 128 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:51,705 Woman won a Grammy. 129 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:52,706 That's a fact. 130 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:55,276 BOTH: Takes a village. 131 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:57,546 Try phone duty. 132 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,013 Great. 133 00:03:59,048 --> 00:04:00,347 Quick question. 134 00:04:00,383 --> 00:04:01,081 I've perfected 135 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:02,416 five different, 136 00:04:02,485 --> 00:04:04,718 assertive, female voices. 137 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,467 You tell me which one you'd like me to use. 138 00:04:06,522 --> 00:04:07,966 [high-pitched]: Hi. [in a deep voice]: Hey. 139 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:09,890 Hello. [in a British accent]: Good day. 140 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:11,479 [in a deep voice]: 'Sup. That was one. 141 00:04:13,129 --> 00:04:15,162 What is so genius about the new system 142 00:04:15,231 --> 00:04:17,031 is that it's completely self-explanatory. 143 00:04:17,099 --> 00:04:19,099 Now, let's say you get a heating bill. 144 00:04:19,168 --> 00:04:20,701 - Where does it go? - Oh. [chuckles] 145 00:04:20,770 --> 00:04:22,670 Didn't know I was gonna be quizzed. 146 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:27,741 Loft bills. 147 00:04:27,777 --> 00:04:29,009 That's right. 148 00:04:29,078 --> 00:04:31,178 And do not put that in the old mail, soy sauce, 149 00:04:31,247 --> 00:04:32,213 dead battery drawer. 150 00:04:32,248 --> 00:04:34,481 Wh... 151 00:04:34,517 --> 00:04:35,549 What? 152 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,484 What? 153 00:04:37,553 --> 00:04:39,787 What is this drawer? 154 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:41,255 Take me to the drawer, Winston. 155 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:42,290 Where is it? 156 00:04:43,626 --> 00:04:45,593 [gasps dramatically] 157 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:48,996 I didn't... 158 00:04:49,065 --> 00:04:50,065 The hell is this? 159 00:04:50,132 --> 00:04:51,443 Uh... some... some of everything. 160 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:52,945 When you cut the belly open of a shark 161 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:54,401 and just everything topples out. 162 00:04:57,139 --> 00:04:59,974 Have you people all just given up? 163 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:01,042 Well, hang on. 164 00:05:03,579 --> 00:05:04,712 It's Cal State L.A. 165 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:06,024 This is Cece's first admissions letter. 166 00:05:06,048 --> 00:05:08,048 - Oh. - I got to get this to her. 167 00:05:08,117 --> 00:05:10,484 Winston! I hope you're happy! 168 00:05:10,553 --> 00:05:11,485 I showed her my turd pipe. 169 00:05:11,554 --> 00:05:12,486 I don't know 170 00:05:12,555 --> 00:05:13,787 what's going on in your lives, 171 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:15,567 but we need to start eating dinner together again. 172 00:05:15,591 --> 00:05:16,790 Mm-mm. 173 00:05:18,494 --> 00:05:19,627 Oh. 174 00:05:20,796 --> 00:05:22,062 You got in my head. 175 00:05:22,131 --> 00:05:24,632 I decided to call Reagan and it went horribly. 176 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,799 Hi, this is Nick. 177 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:28,068 Yeah, Nick Miller, boyfriend. Boyfriend. 178 00:05:28,137 --> 00:05:29,069 [imitating Southern accent]: What you got? 179 00:05:29,138 --> 00:05:30,338 Why am I talking this way? Hi. 180 00:05:30,406 --> 00:05:31,406 Talking, me talking. 181 00:05:31,474 --> 00:05:33,073 You listening, you listening. 182 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:35,109 [talking incoherently] 183 00:05:36,512 --> 00:05:38,212 Next thing I knew, I was saying the words 184 00:05:38,281 --> 00:05:41,457 "phone" and "sex" and now she expects phone sex. 185 00:05:41,517 --> 00:05:42,925 - Nick, relax, man. - Help me. 186 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,338 I'm screwed, Winston. I'm gonna lose her. 187 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:46,328 My friend, you are not gonna lose her, okay? 188 00:05:46,397 --> 00:05:48,697 Phone sex is old school. 189 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:50,566 That's how our nanas got nasty. 190 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:51,601 True, true, true. 191 00:05:51,669 --> 00:05:53,429 They'd be like, "What you wearing, Gertrude?" 192 00:05:53,471 --> 00:05:55,871 She'd be like, "My bloom... bloomers. 193 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,107 Pull down those trousers and let me see that thing." 194 00:05:58,142 --> 00:06:01,076 [chuckles] But... thanks to technology, hmm, 195 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:04,313 there's plenty other ways you can get sensual with your lady. 196 00:06:04,382 --> 00:06:06,382 Welcome... 197 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:11,420 to the Winston Bishop Clinic for Satellite Sexual Intercourse. 198 00:06:11,489 --> 00:06:12,588 Eh? 199 00:06:12,657 --> 00:06:14,214 This is how you do phone sex? 200 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,050 Video sex, Nick. 201 00:06:16,118 --> 00:06:17,484 Aloha. 202 00:06:17,553 --> 00:06:20,287 Beautiful girl on a beautiful day in Hawaii. 203 00:06:20,356 --> 00:06:21,055 Ooh. 204 00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:22,197 Let's make love 205 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:23,857 for the Japanese bombers. 206 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:24,858 Oh, my God! 207 00:06:24,935 --> 00:06:26,035 They're bombing us! No! 208 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:27,403 No! 209 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,997 - You know we share a wall, right? - Mm... 210 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,640 On envelopes. Really? Ugh. 211 00:06:33,709 --> 00:06:36,710 We are not making a damn diff in here, Cece. 212 00:06:36,778 --> 00:06:38,345 Stuffing paper. 213 00:06:38,380 --> 00:06:40,113 If ten-year-old Jess could see me now... 214 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,482 You know, she'd be really proud of your knockers. 215 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:43,650 I never saw that coming. 216 00:06:43,719 --> 00:06:44,729 Well, that's a fair point. 217 00:06:44,753 --> 00:06:47,020 I did exceed expectations. 218 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,154 - Mm. - But you know what? 219 00:06:48,223 --> 00:06:49,656 We need to get off the bench 220 00:06:49,725 --> 00:06:51,491 and we need to go prove Schmidt wrong. 221 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,561 So, we need a list of potential new voters 222 00:06:54,629 --> 00:06:56,496 and I know just the tired, 223 00:06:56,565 --> 00:06:58,932 cranky broad who has one. 224 00:07:00,001 --> 00:07:01,334 Hey. 225 00:07:01,403 --> 00:07:03,503 Thought you could use a hot cup. 226 00:07:05,474 --> 00:07:07,340 So, when the dust settles, what's, uh... 227 00:07:07,409 --> 00:07:09,175 what's next for the supervisor? 228 00:07:09,244 --> 00:07:10,588 My name is Mary Ellen and I haven't 229 00:07:10,612 --> 00:07:11,723 thought about myself in weeks. 230 00:07:11,747 --> 00:07:13,146 Oh, well, best of luck. 231 00:07:14,282 --> 00:07:16,216 Piece of cake, Cece. 232 00:07:16,284 --> 00:07:18,151 Sign up five new voters. We'll be done by noon. 233 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,319 Yes! Yes! 234 00:07:19,388 --> 00:07:21,688 Hi, do you have a minute to talk about Hillary? 235 00:07:21,757 --> 00:07:23,523 I'm voting for her. 236 00:07:23,592 --> 00:07:24,524 Would you like to... 237 00:07:24,593 --> 00:07:25,992 Hillary Cli... 238 00:07:26,962 --> 00:07:28,428 Yes? 239 00:07:28,497 --> 00:07:30,137 - [chuckles] - You know who you look like? 240 00:07:30,165 --> 00:07:31,865 I am not Bernie Sanders. 241 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:33,066 I am Marshall Stevens 242 00:07:33,135 --> 00:07:34,534 and for the last year and a half, 243 00:07:34,603 --> 00:07:37,270 my life has been a living hell! 244 00:07:37,339 --> 00:07:39,114 - [door slams] - Okay. 245 00:07:40,075 --> 00:07:41,085 So, this is what all the kids 246 00:07:41,109 --> 00:07:42,128 are talking about these days? 247 00:07:42,152 --> 00:07:44,210 - Yep. Yeah. - Video sex? 248 00:07:44,279 --> 00:07:46,446 Do you clean this thing regularly? 249 00:07:46,515 --> 00:07:47,680 I thi... 250 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:49,227 - Why are you looking up? - [phone chiming] 251 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:51,451 That's her. She wants to do it now. 252 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,953 [whooping] I like her style. 253 00:07:54,022 --> 00:07:55,388 A little afternoon delight. 254 00:07:55,457 --> 00:07:56,556 Yeah. Okay, 255 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:57,557 let's pick out a backdrop. 256 00:07:57,626 --> 00:07:59,092 Where do you want to get naughty? 257 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:00,860 Paris? Rome? 258 00:08:00,929 --> 00:08:03,463 - Huh? Drink a little tea? - That's not sexy. 259 00:08:03,532 --> 00:08:06,299 Afric... nah, you don't want to... 260 00:08:06,334 --> 00:08:08,001 Outer space? 261 00:08:09,037 --> 00:08:10,370 You can do it in space? 262 00:08:10,439 --> 00:08:11,704 Oh, yes, Nick. 263 00:08:11,773 --> 00:08:12,906 You can. 264 00:08:12,974 --> 00:08:15,208 And you will. 265 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:17,252 JESS: Wait. This is a sorority house. 266 00:08:17,287 --> 00:08:19,754 It's probably a house full of unregistered voters. 267 00:08:19,823 --> 00:08:21,189 I hear you, I do, 268 00:08:21,258 --> 00:08:24,284 but there's nothing scarier to me than sorority girls. 269 00:08:24,352 --> 00:08:26,553 Hey, you got the keg? 'Cause we're almost tapped 270 00:08:26,621 --> 00:08:28,129 and I'm like, "What?" 271 00:08:29,157 --> 00:08:30,799 [clears throat] Um, 272 00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:32,600 are you ladies planning to vote? 273 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:33,768 Yeah, bye. 274 00:08:33,837 --> 00:08:34,769 [door closes] 275 00:08:34,838 --> 00:08:36,838 - Is she gone? - [phone buzzing] 276 00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,384 I stood frozen like you're supposed to 277 00:08:38,408 --> 00:08:40,008 when you see a bear in the woods. 278 00:08:40,076 --> 00:08:41,676 Hold on a sec. Hey, babe. 279 00:08:41,745 --> 00:08:42,677 Where are you? I'm... 280 00:08:42,746 --> 00:08:43,878 I'm at the Phish concert 281 00:08:43,947 --> 00:08:46,281 that you call a campaign office. 282 00:08:46,349 --> 00:08:47,982 And I have your first admissions letter! 283 00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:48,950 We're just actually out canvassing right now. 284 00:08:48,985 --> 00:08:50,418 I'll open it when I get home. 285 00:08:50,487 --> 00:08:52,298 That's not gonna work for me. I'm gonna open it now. 286 00:08:52,322 --> 00:08:53,533 No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, don't... 287 00:08:53,557 --> 00:08:54,422 Sorry. I can't hear you 288 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:56,457 over the sound of me opening it. 289 00:08:56,526 --> 00:08:57,526 You got into college! 290 00:08:57,594 --> 00:08:58,526 You got into college! 291 00:08:58,595 --> 00:08:59,527 I got into college. 292 00:08:59,596 --> 00:09:02,530 - You got into college? - [chuckling] 293 00:09:02,599 --> 00:09:04,165 Cece got into college. Congratulations. 294 00:09:04,234 --> 00:09:05,366 Ah, whatever. 295 00:09:05,435 --> 00:09:06,445 [whispering]: Don't tell Schmidt 296 00:09:06,469 --> 00:09:07,747 we haven't gotten any new voters. 297 00:09:07,771 --> 00:09:09,081 - Tell Jess that I'm not surprised, - Okay. 298 00:09:09,105 --> 00:09:10,471 And her whispers are like screams. 299 00:09:10,540 --> 00:09:11,472 - Hey! - Whoa. All right. 300 00:09:11,541 --> 00:09:12,541 The day's not done. 301 00:09:12,609 --> 00:09:14,342 Money and special interests, Jess. 302 00:09:14,377 --> 00:09:16,644 Let me hear you say it: democracy is dead. 303 00:09:16,713 --> 00:09:18,079 Democracy is... 304 00:09:18,148 --> 00:09:20,215 alive. 305 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,316 He got where I was going. 306 00:09:22,385 --> 00:09:24,118 Whew. 307 00:09:26,456 --> 00:09:28,556 Let's find you a home. 308 00:09:28,592 --> 00:09:30,391 Thank you. 309 00:09:32,796 --> 00:09:34,295 Oh. 310 00:09:39,202 --> 00:09:40,346 SUPERVISOR: Uh, we lost a couple of deadbeats 311 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,136 over in envelopes. We need you there. 312 00:09:42,172 --> 00:09:43,338 I'm not one of you people. 313 00:09:43,406 --> 00:09:45,006 I'm very sorry. I'm a Repu... Hmm. 314 00:09:46,476 --> 00:09:48,635 I'm repulsed by that garbage dump 315 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,336 you call an envelope station. 316 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:52,572 Great. Then organize it. 317 00:09:52,641 --> 00:09:53,882 No. 318 00:09:53,950 --> 00:09:55,984 [phones ringing] 319 00:09:57,087 --> 00:09:59,921 [singsongy]: I'm-a make a system. 320 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,492 I couldn't see the smug look on Schmidt's face, 321 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:02,649 but I could feel it. 322 00:10:02,717 --> 00:10:03,928 I'll be damned if I cast a vote 323 00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:05,084 for Bishop-Furguson. 324 00:10:05,153 --> 00:10:06,163 Wait, where-where are you going? 325 00:10:06,187 --> 00:10:07,987 Back to the coven of Greek sirens. 326 00:10:08,056 --> 00:10:09,222 I say we go in hard, 327 00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:11,011 with the violent history of the suffragette, 328 00:10:11,059 --> 00:10:14,235 and then, we ease into some light reproductive rights. 329 00:10:14,304 --> 00:10:15,503 That is one way to do it. 330 00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:16,504 Or... 331 00:10:16,573 --> 00:10:18,907 Who's ready to party? 332 00:10:18,975 --> 00:10:20,308 And gab about the kind of world 333 00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:22,176 we want to leave our grandchildren! 334 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,914 Hopefully one that's full of parties! 335 00:10:25,949 --> 00:10:27,448 [cheering] 336 00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:29,017 You're gonna graduate soon, okay? 337 00:10:29,052 --> 00:10:30,985 So, this is your turn to really speak up 338 00:10:31,054 --> 00:10:32,565 - and make a difference... - And it's your turn to drink! 339 00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:34,522 Oh, okay. All right, just, um, okay... 340 00:10:34,591 --> 00:10:37,392 I love you, booze girl. Take a shot! 341 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:38,504 - Oh, no. I don't... - Shot! 342 00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:39,639 I don't want to take a shot, 343 00:10:39,663 --> 00:10:42,530 but I do want you to sign up to vote. 344 00:10:42,599 --> 00:10:45,700 I can't sign it if you don't take a shot. 345 00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:49,037 That's such a good argument. Okay. 346 00:10:53,343 --> 00:10:55,476 [sighs] Oh... 347 00:10:55,545 --> 00:10:57,545 All right. 348 00:10:57,614 --> 00:11:00,281 You all have ten shots and I have one. 349 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:02,917 But, if you share the wealth, 350 00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:05,753 then we can all throw up together. 351 00:11:05,822 --> 00:11:09,324 And that's called redistribution. 352 00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:15,163 - [cheering] - That's what I'm saying! 353 00:11:15,231 --> 00:11:16,731 Ah, you're welcome! [laughs] 354 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,867 [all chanting]: Booze girl, booze girl, booze girl, 355 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:21,636 booze girl, booze girl, booze girl... 356 00:11:24,429 --> 00:11:25,194 Oh, bingo. 357 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:27,230 I feel sexy. 358 00:11:27,299 --> 00:11:30,033 Can I, uh, practice some sex talk I've been working on? 359 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,802 Pretend you're Reagan. 360 00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:34,370 [exhales] 361 00:11:34,439 --> 00:11:35,638 Take off your space pants, 362 00:11:35,707 --> 00:11:38,141 I want to do sex with you over this video thing. 363 00:11:41,212 --> 00:11:42,645 Don't overthink it. 364 00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:44,314 Okay... 365 00:11:47,519 --> 00:11:49,652 I can't see anything in here, but... 366 00:11:49,721 --> 00:11:50,653 - here goes nothing. - [phone ringing] 367 00:11:50,722 --> 00:11:52,255 In ten hours, I'll be dead. 368 00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:55,591 I'm headed straight to the sun, which is actually a star. 369 00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:56,826 But it's our star. 370 00:11:56,895 --> 00:11:57,827 And it's worth saving. 371 00:11:57,862 --> 00:11:58,594 Nick? 372 00:11:58,663 --> 00:12:00,596 Anyway... 373 00:12:00,665 --> 00:12:01,531 here's my penis. 374 00:12:01,599 --> 00:12:03,333 Oh! [screams] 375 00:12:03,401 --> 00:12:04,233 Nick, put it... 376 00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:05,401 Nick, what are you doing? 377 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:06,881 - [yelling] No! No! - Where's Winston? 378 00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:08,282 - This is my nightmare! - [Aly screams] 379 00:12:08,306 --> 00:12:10,940 Face your fears, Nick! Talk to Reagan! 380 00:12:11,009 --> 00:12:12,709 It's not Reagan, it's Aly. Let me out! 381 00:12:12,777 --> 00:12:14,911 No, no. Aly? Don't look! Close your eyes! 382 00:12:14,979 --> 00:12:16,257 - [Nick and Winston yelling] - ALY: Is that a comet? What... 383 00:12:16,281 --> 00:12:17,613 Oh, wow! 384 00:12:17,682 --> 00:12:19,782 Look at me, baby. Look at me. 385 00:12:19,851 --> 00:12:22,719 I feel like I should tell you, I saw the whole thing. 386 00:12:22,787 --> 00:12:26,589 SCHMIDT: One, two, three. 387 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,724 Stuff. 388 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:28,958 Jenise, 389 00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:30,071 we just... We don't touch this pile. 390 00:12:30,095 --> 00:12:31,027 We touch those piles. 391 00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:32,862 Thank you. 'Lopes! 392 00:12:33,932 --> 00:12:35,131 Excellent. 393 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,499 What are you doing here? 394 00:12:36,568 --> 00:12:37,400 You're interrupting. 395 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:38,368 I like your work, new guy. 396 00:12:38,436 --> 00:12:39,535 I need you on the phones. 397 00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:40,336 What about my 'lopes? 398 00:12:40,405 --> 00:12:42,138 Nope. Phones. 399 00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:43,773 Just read the script. 400 00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:45,575 Okay, fine. But only one call. 401 00:12:45,643 --> 00:12:48,144 That's it. And then I'm taking my talents back to mailers. 402 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:50,813 Yes, hello. 403 00:12:50,882 --> 00:12:53,583 I'm calling to remind you to vote for a better America 404 00:12:53,651 --> 00:12:55,930 and a vote for a better America is a vote for Hubbedy Bubbedy. 405 00:12:55,954 --> 00:12:57,620 Hillary Clinton. 406 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:58,899 That's what I said. Hibiddy Bibbidy. 407 00:12:58,923 --> 00:12:59,923 It's Hillary. 408 00:12:59,991 --> 00:13:01,202 - Yes, I know. - Hillary Clinton! 409 00:13:01,226 --> 00:13:02,825 And I keep saying that. Okay? 410 00:13:02,861 --> 00:13:04,327 Hubbedy Barry. 411 00:13:04,362 --> 00:13:05,395 Maria Conchita Alonso. 412 00:13:05,463 --> 00:13:06,562 What's wrong with you? 413 00:13:06,631 --> 00:13:07,363 Celery Flintstone. 414 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:08,399 I can't do this! 415 00:13:08,466 --> 00:13:10,633 Vote for Paul Ryan in 2020! 416 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:11,634 Paul Ryan in 2020! 417 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,035 Paul Ryan! Give me that. 418 00:13:13,104 --> 00:13:14,504 Paul Ryan in 20... 2020, 419 00:13:14,539 --> 00:13:16,472 for President of the United States. 420 00:13:16,541 --> 00:13:18,207 Paul Ryan in 2020! 421 00:13:18,276 --> 00:13:19,542 Pau... Paul Ryan in 2020. 422 00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:20,788 President of the United States. 423 00:13:20,812 --> 00:13:21,844 Paul Ryan in 2020! 424 00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:24,113 Paul Ryan! Paul Ryan in 20... 425 00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:25,114 [struggling] Get off of me! 426 00:13:25,183 --> 00:13:26,983 You smell like a wet campsite. 427 00:13:27,051 --> 00:13:29,419 [Schmidt yelling, other exclaiming] 428 00:13:29,487 --> 00:13:30,420 Thank you. 429 00:13:30,488 --> 00:13:31,488 Mm-hmm. 430 00:13:33,057 --> 00:13:34,535 Excuse me, would you like to talk about... 431 00:13:34,559 --> 00:13:36,859 Oh, my God! 432 00:13:36,928 --> 00:13:39,228 - Jessica? - Cece! 433 00:13:39,297 --> 00:13:41,030 - Jessica? - Oh... 434 00:13:41,099 --> 00:13:43,366 I feel like I haven't seen you in so long. 435 00:13:43,435 --> 00:13:44,600 Like, in years. 436 00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:47,336 - You look friggin' amazing! - Shut up! 437 00:13:47,405 --> 00:13:49,005 Truly, like, the best I've ever seen you. 438 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:50,287 - Shut up, - Keep doing whatever you are doing. 439 00:13:50,311 --> 00:13:51,874 - You bitch! I love you. - Phenomenal. 440 00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:52,875 - I love you. - Phenomenal. 441 00:13:52,944 --> 00:13:53,876 But you know what else I love? 442 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:55,711 - Mm, what? - These signatures! 443 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:57,013 - Hey! - Oh, my God. 444 00:13:57,081 --> 00:13:58,559 - That's what I'm talking about! - Oh, my God. 445 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,227 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's what I'm talking about. 446 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:02,185 - Yes! Yes! - Those! Plus all these. 447 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:03,653 Schmidt, we beat you! Bye! 448 00:14:03,721 --> 00:14:04,520 Yeah. Yeah, we beat him! 449 00:14:04,556 --> 00:14:05,556 And you know what else? 450 00:14:05,623 --> 00:14:07,156 I'm coming with you to college 451 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:08,991 'cause sorority girls love me. 452 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:11,260 Just ask my new besties... Anita Wang! 453 00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:13,296 Ivana Getsum. 454 00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:15,665 [sighs] 455 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,066 Ah, hell. 456 00:14:17,135 --> 00:14:19,268 Jessica damn Day. 457 00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:21,537 All of those names are fake. 458 00:14:21,606 --> 00:14:23,239 What a freaking buzz kill. 459 00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:25,019 You didn't see that when they wrote it down there? 460 00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:27,388 - You're so great, let me look at yours. - You check your facts. Check... 461 00:14:27,412 --> 00:14:31,147 - Check it. - Melanie Fart signed yours five times. 462 00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:33,316 Who wrote Melanie Fart? 463 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:36,085 They think ma-democracy's a joke! 464 00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:39,021 - Democracy's not a joke! - No. 465 00:14:39,090 --> 00:14:40,690 It's the system by which we live! 466 00:14:40,758 --> 00:14:42,325 Ladies! 467 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,693 I'm yelling from a balcony! 468 00:14:43,761 --> 00:14:45,495 Your female forebears 469 00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:48,531 fought to give you a voice. 470 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,268 One of them threw herself in front of a horse. 471 00:14:52,303 --> 00:14:53,402 A horse! 472 00:14:53,471 --> 00:14:54,715 Jess, come down, okay? You're drunk, 473 00:14:54,739 --> 00:14:55,938 they're all drunk. 474 00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:57,073 I'm drunk. 475 00:14:57,141 --> 00:14:58,341 We lost the bet. 476 00:14:58,409 --> 00:14:59,709 This is not about the bet, 477 00:14:59,744 --> 00:15:01,377 this is about America! 478 00:15:01,446 --> 00:15:02,945 [sighs] Here we go. 479 00:15:02,981 --> 00:15:05,381 Now, you ladies can sit on the sidelines and let someone else 480 00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:08,718 dictate your futures, or you can speak up 481 00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:10,253 and take charge of your lives. 482 00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:12,455 Now, if you're not willing to do that, 483 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,589 then shame on you. 484 00:15:13,658 --> 00:15:14,891 But if you are, 485 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,225 then I want to hear your voice. 486 00:15:16,294 --> 00:15:18,394 Where are you... 487 00:15:18,463 --> 00:15:19,929 Ivana Getsum? 488 00:15:21,766 --> 00:15:24,066 How about-how about you, Anita Wang? 489 00:15:24,135 --> 00:15:25,535 [women chuckling] 490 00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:29,305 Show your face, Melanie Fart. 491 00:15:29,374 --> 00:15:30,306 Where you at? 492 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,108 Are you serious? 493 00:15:32,176 --> 00:15:33,109 We had a real moment. 494 00:15:33,177 --> 00:15:34,110 How about, um... 495 00:15:34,178 --> 00:15:36,546 Babaloo Softlock? 496 00:15:36,614 --> 00:15:39,382 - Holden D. Cankles, where... - WOMAN: I'm here! 497 00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:40,550 Burt Tacomeat? 498 00:15:40,585 --> 00:15:41,918 Jackie Rectum? 499 00:15:41,986 --> 00:15:43,252 Boobs Gargler? 500 00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:44,987 Diaria Jones? 501 00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:46,923 Oprahs' friend Gayle? 502 00:15:46,991 --> 00:15:48,991 Yaseen Maboobs? 503 00:15:49,027 --> 00:15:50,092 Claude Balls? 504 00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:51,727 WOMAN 2: Here! 505 00:15:51,763 --> 00:15:55,031 Well, I'm booze girl, and booze girl wants to hear... 506 00:15:55,099 --> 00:15:56,666 your voices! 507 00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:58,634 ALL [chanting]: Booze girl! Booze girl! 508 00:15:58,703 --> 00:16:01,137 Booze girl! Booze girl! Booze girl! 509 00:16:01,205 --> 00:16:04,340 All right, now I need your real signatures! 510 00:16:04,409 --> 00:16:05,741 The forms are all filled up. 511 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:09,111 Well, then let's march to the headquarters! 512 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:11,147 [cheering and whooping] 513 00:16:16,554 --> 00:16:18,521 [cheering and whooping continues] 514 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:26,815 [sighs] 515 00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:29,745 Hey, buddy, we doing all right? 516 00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:30,906 Yeah, never better. 517 00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:33,742 Aly saw my ass in space, 518 00:16:33,811 --> 00:16:35,355 Reagan still wants to have phone sex with me, 519 00:16:35,379 --> 00:16:39,014 and I just panic-ordered $200 worth of Chinese food. 520 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,493 You know what, man? That's on me, I... 521 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:41,683 I pushed you to use my style 522 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,819 when I should have encouraged you to use your own. 523 00:16:43,854 --> 00:16:47,522 Winston, if I had any style, I would call my girlfriend 524 00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:50,359 instead of using my best friend's electronic sex shed. 525 00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,241 "Every moment you're on this Earth, 526 00:16:54,265 --> 00:16:56,265 is a moment I know where you are." 527 00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:57,266 You know who wrote that? 528 00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:58,634 The great James Baldwin. 529 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,769 No, you wr... James Baldwin? 530 00:17:00,838 --> 00:17:01,838 What? 531 00:17:01,872 --> 00:17:03,639 Look, man, you sent me these cards 532 00:17:03,707 --> 00:17:05,118 when I was playing basketball in Latvia. 533 00:17:05,142 --> 00:17:07,342 And, I don't know, I kept all of them. 534 00:17:07,378 --> 00:17:08,477 They're beautiful, man. 535 00:17:08,545 --> 00:17:11,146 "I screamed your name at the ocean today, 536 00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:14,850 then I ate a sandwich that tasted like your smile." 537 00:17:14,885 --> 00:17:16,885 I wrote that to you? Yeah. 538 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,854 Boy, we used to be a lot closer. 539 00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:21,056 This is your style, man. 540 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,325 Use it. 541 00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:25,327 Thank you. 542 00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:27,029 Hey, uh, Reagan, 543 00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,196 this is Nick Miller. 544 00:17:28,265 --> 00:17:31,767 You said you wanted phone sex, so, here you go. 545 00:17:31,835 --> 00:17:33,335 Here's your phone sex. 546 00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:36,872 Get ready to, uh, have a... an orgasm, I guess. 547 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,174 When I'm done with, uh... I'll just start. 548 00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:43,245 You are a real sandwich lady, 549 00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:46,381 and I want to scream your name across the ocean. 550 00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,382 WINSTON: Ooh, hoo! 551 00:17:47,451 --> 00:17:49,017 That's nice. 552 00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:51,320 Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's that's Winston. 553 00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:53,633 Yeah, he's in here to help, he's actually been very helpful. 554 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,892 - What's up, girl? - He says "What's up, girl?" 555 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,561 Oh, yeah, I'll def... Yeah, makes perfect sense. 556 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:00,562 You need to leave right now. 557 00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,097 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. 558 00:18:02,132 --> 00:18:04,866 Okay. Bye, Reagan. 559 00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,946 No, Winston, I mean it. She brings up a valid point. 560 00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:09,871 - We're about to do phone sex, and... - I'm walking out... 561 00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,239 All right, Winston, take off. 562 00:18:11,308 --> 00:18:13,342 - Sure. For sure. - No, Winston, I mean it. 563 00:18:13,410 --> 00:18:14,554 This is me telling you as Nick. 564 00:18:14,578 --> 00:18:17,379 - I would like you to leave. - As Nick. Ooh! 565 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:18,580 Hit the road. 566 00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,782 - Oh, for real? - Yeah. 567 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,150 Oh, I'm sorry. 568 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,452 - Yeah. - All right, then. 569 00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:26,822 Oh, hey, hey, before I go, 570 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:29,057 it may be bad timing, but you want to grab brunch 571 00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:30,592 with my boy Willy tomorrow? 572 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:31,727 No. 573 00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:33,362 I'll talk to you later. 574 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:35,630 - I don't want to. - You'll change your mind. [laughs] 575 00:18:42,106 --> 00:18:43,672 This is awesome. 576 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,575 I hope we get to meet Ivanka. I love her shoes. 577 00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:47,976 Ivanka? 578 00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:51,113 Yeah, Donald's daughter. We all love her. 579 00:18:51,181 --> 00:18:53,415 And we love the Donald! 580 00:18:53,484 --> 00:18:54,484 ALL: Trump! 581 00:18:54,518 --> 00:18:55,518 [cheering] 582 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,153 Oh, okay, what do we do? What do we do? 583 00:18:58,222 --> 00:18:59,588 What do we do? Turn right! 584 00:18:59,656 --> 00:19:01,990 [all cheering, shouting] 585 00:19:02,025 --> 00:19:04,025 [cheering continues] 586 00:19:08,298 --> 00:19:09,531 Right, run! 587 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,633 - Right, right. - Whoo! 588 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:13,969 You can register online. Democracy lives! 589 00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:15,404 Let's go. Come on, let's go. 590 00:19:15,472 --> 00:19:16,938 Are we going in the right direction? 591 00:19:17,007 --> 00:19:18,173 Doesn't matter. Keep running. 592 00:19:19,176 --> 00:19:20,186 I mean, you helped those girls 593 00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,277 find their voice, you know, it just... 594 00:19:22,346 --> 00:19:23,586 wasn't the one that you wanted. 595 00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:26,748 You helped me find my voice, too. 596 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,418 I'm not sure you're gonna want to hear that one either. 597 00:19:29,453 --> 00:19:31,686 - What do you mean? - I don't want to go to college. 598 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,555 - What? - When Schmidt opened my letter, 599 00:19:33,624 --> 00:19:35,290 I could hear the excitement in his voice, 600 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,025 and I could see it in your face, but... 601 00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:39,194 - Cece... - I felt nothing. 602 00:19:40,697 --> 00:19:41,841 Schmidt, please talk some sense to your wife. 603 00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:43,243 She says she doesn't want to go to college, 604 00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:44,744 but tell her that a four-year education... 605 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,668 No, okay, look, Jess, Jess, 606 00:19:46,737 --> 00:19:49,871 I know school is your life, okay, 607 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,640 and I respect that, you know that I do, 608 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,275 but we're different people. 609 00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:55,544 I don't want to be stuck in a classroom. 610 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,780 I want to be out in the world working with people. 611 00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,783 I just really need you both to support me. 612 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:05,420 I support you. I will always support you. 613 00:20:05,456 --> 00:20:08,156 I mean, this sort of ruins my dream of... 614 00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:09,791 taking you in a dorm room, but... 615 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,092 A dorm room? 616 00:20:11,161 --> 00:20:12,961 Did you think I was gonna move out? 617 00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:15,664 - I thought... - Cece... 618 00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,165 I want what's best for you, 619 00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:18,834 so if this is what you want... 620 00:20:18,902 --> 00:20:20,669 It is. Trust me. 621 00:20:20,737 --> 00:20:22,003 Booze girl loves you. 622 00:20:22,072 --> 00:20:23,905 Oh, I love you, booze girl. 623 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,475 I love you, too. 624 00:20:28,779 --> 00:20:31,680 - What? - What is this? 625 00:20:34,051 --> 00:20:36,885 This is a memento from a dark period. 626 00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:40,322 Hey, Winston, I lost the bet. 627 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,523 I'm gonna be voting for you. 628 00:20:41,558 --> 00:20:44,326 And I'm scared to ask, what is your platform? 629 00:20:44,394 --> 00:20:46,127 Well, first of all, I just want to say 630 00:20:46,196 --> 00:20:48,663 that my portrait, it will be silly. 631 00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:51,233 And I will change the national anthem 632 00:20:51,268 --> 00:20:52,467 to something like this. 633 00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:55,237 [falsetto]: Oh, yeah 634 00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:56,872 America... 635 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:58,418 Schmidt, please don't make me do this. 636 00:20:58,442 --> 00:20:59,708 I have to vote for Hillary. 637 00:20:59,776 --> 00:21:03,211 Get, get, get, get America, America. 638 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,748 - All right, but a bet is still a bet. - Then I will hire, 'cause... 639 00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:11,664 [Impersonating Trump] You're fired. 640 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,622 You are fired. 641 00:21:13,652 --> 00:21:15,928 You're a loser. What can I say. 642 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,613 It's sad. 643 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:21,446 Your car is huge. It's beautiful. 644 00:21:21,476 --> 00:21:23,862 Opulent. It's huge 645 00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:26,707 Someone just jump the curb and hit me now. 646 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,654 Please. 647 00:21:28,684 --> 00:21:30,444 How much longer do I have to do this, Schmidt? 648 00:21:30,494 --> 00:21:35,044 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44466

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