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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:02,628 REPORTER: A record heat wave is melting Los Angeles, 2 00:00:02,695 --> 00:00:05,781 sparking chaos in stores across the Southland. 3 00:00:05,867 --> 00:00:06,875 Riot police have been summoned to several locations... 4 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:07,752 Oh, damn. 5 00:00:07,796 --> 00:00:09,151 This heat is untenable. 6 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,837 It's like a Jewfro apocalypse in here. 7 00:00:10,905 --> 00:00:13,173 I look like a '70s divorce attorney. 8 00:00:13,241 --> 00:00:15,442 NICK: So we don't have A/C. 9 00:00:17,312 --> 00:00:18,879 You guys are going to love this. 10 00:00:18,947 --> 00:00:21,148 I invented something even better. 11 00:00:21,215 --> 00:00:23,550 It's called the Ranch System. 12 00:00:23,618 --> 00:00:25,218 The Ranch System for Cooling. 13 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:27,020 This is one of my best inventions. 14 00:00:27,088 --> 00:00:28,655 Reagan's going to freak out when she sees it. 15 00:00:28,723 --> 00:00:31,525 Check it out. We've got a combination of cool winds, 16 00:00:31,592 --> 00:00:33,527 a-a cool, chilly pond, 17 00:00:33,594 --> 00:00:34,895 you wear white jeans 'cause they don't absorb heat... 18 00:00:34,963 --> 00:00:37,197 that's actually science, I did research. 19 00:00:37,265 --> 00:00:40,067 You know, science aside, man, you working those jeans. Oh, thanks for saying that, man. 20 00:00:40,134 --> 00:00:41,201 I was insecure about the way they looked. 21 00:00:41,269 --> 00:00:42,202 You killing it, man. 22 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:43,670 Hey, guys. How are you doing? 23 00:00:43,738 --> 00:00:45,672 Well, everything here looks normal. 24 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,174 Welcome to The Ranch. 25 00:00:47,241 --> 00:00:48,175 I don't know what that means. 26 00:00:48,242 --> 00:00:49,409 Have a seat. 27 00:00:49,477 --> 00:00:50,711 REAGAN: Why would I do that? 28 00:00:50,778 --> 00:00:51,878 NICK: It'll cool you right off. You'll love it. 29 00:00:51,946 --> 00:00:54,381 Ooh. Is that chair supposed to be wet? 30 00:00:54,449 --> 00:00:55,615 - It is. - I... 31 00:00:55,683 --> 00:00:56,917 Okay. 32 00:00:58,319 --> 00:01:01,521 And away we... cool! 33 00:01:01,589 --> 00:01:03,357 (laughing): Check it out! 34 00:01:03,424 --> 00:01:04,558 Feels like somebody is learning 35 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:05,993 to whistle very close to my face. 36 00:01:06,060 --> 00:01:06,994 That's right, it does. 37 00:01:07,061 --> 00:01:08,228 She said it feels like 38 00:01:08,296 --> 00:01:09,563 someone's whistling close to her face! 39 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:10,864 I never thought of that. 40 00:01:10,932 --> 00:01:12,032 It's another plus. 41 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,166 No. 42 00:01:13,234 --> 00:01:14,401 No, it's not. 43 00:01:14,469 --> 00:01:15,669 But I have a better idea. 44 00:01:15,737 --> 00:01:18,572 Why don't we all cool off... 45 00:01:18,639 --> 00:01:20,207 with the brand-new air conditioner that I bought? 46 00:01:20,274 --> 00:01:21,163 - Son of a... - Yes! 47 00:01:21,188 --> 00:01:22,421 - What? - What? 48 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,066 - A/C! - Oh... 49 00:01:24,134 --> 00:01:26,602 - Damn. - CECE: Oh, it was so hot. 50 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,837 - Oh, yeah, this is wet. - CECE: Having A/C. 51 00:01:28,905 --> 00:01:30,673 That's sweat from my bottom. 52 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:32,474 53 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:36,144 SCHMIDT: This is amazing. 54 00:01:36,169 --> 00:01:38,027 Thank you, Reagan. Finally, we can stop living 55 00:01:38,052 --> 00:01:39,411 like people in a beer commercial 56 00:01:39,460 --> 00:01:41,894 - before the beer shows up. - How did you pull this off? 57 00:01:41,962 --> 00:01:44,063 It's not a big deal. That whole riot thing's really overblown. 58 00:01:44,131 --> 00:01:46,732 - Get the hell back! - (screams) 59 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,202 I will be putting the A/C in my room and everyone is welcome. 60 00:01:49,269 --> 00:01:50,403 No, thank you. We're good. 61 00:01:50,471 --> 00:01:51,671 I speak for all of us. 62 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:52,730 REAGAN: Okay. 63 00:01:52,755 --> 00:01:54,240 Well, we are observing gym rules, 64 00:01:54,308 --> 00:01:55,341 so make sure you wipe down 65 00:01:55,409 --> 00:01:56,375 anything you plan to sit on. 66 00:01:58,278 --> 00:02:00,046 Whatever. 67 00:02:00,113 --> 00:02:01,481 More breeze for us. 68 00:02:01,548 --> 00:02:02,682 I'm gonna grab some old underpants 69 00:02:02,749 --> 00:02:04,217 and I'll put a pair 70 00:02:04,284 --> 00:02:05,718 in the freezer for each of you. 71 00:02:05,786 --> 00:02:07,153 Trust me, I'm wearing 72 00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:08,387 frozen underwear right now, 73 00:02:08,455 --> 00:02:10,223 - and I feel amazing. - (crackling) 74 00:02:10,290 --> 00:02:12,859 So, I'm in good shape. 75 00:02:12,926 --> 00:02:13,661 - Cece? - Mmm. 76 00:02:13,729 --> 00:02:16,395 I think maybe you should go... go hang out by the A/C. 77 00:02:16,463 --> 00:02:18,831 Cece's got a big audition today to be a reporter. 78 00:02:18,899 --> 00:02:20,900 She's been taking broadcasting classes. 79 00:02:20,968 --> 00:02:22,568 Any way you slice it, 80 00:02:22,636 --> 00:02:25,505 that cafeteria pizza is a great deal. 81 00:02:25,572 --> 00:02:26,739 You know, in fact, 82 00:02:26,807 --> 00:02:28,007 I'm getting a little hungry myself. 83 00:02:28,075 --> 00:02:29,242 How about you, Carl? 84 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:32,278 I thought the next thing 85 00:02:32,346 --> 00:02:33,546 I was supposed to talk about 86 00:02:33,614 --> 00:02:35,381 was the rain. 87 00:02:35,449 --> 00:02:36,616 It is, Carl. 88 00:02:36,683 --> 00:02:38,520 I was just having a little banter. 89 00:02:38,588 --> 00:02:40,004 Oh. 90 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:42,088 Um... 91 00:02:42,155 --> 00:02:44,457 I... uh, I had a sandwich 92 00:02:44,525 --> 00:02:46,392 so... I'm full. 93 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:47,894 The audition's just for 94 00:02:47,961 --> 00:02:49,262 gas station TV, okay? 95 00:02:49,329 --> 00:02:50,630 Nobody watches it. 96 00:02:50,697 --> 00:02:51,931 WINSTON: Don't you dare downplay it. 97 00:02:51,999 --> 00:02:53,633 I adore gas station television, 98 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,268 I mean, myself, personally. 99 00:02:55,335 --> 00:02:57,403 It is the intersection between information 100 00:02:57,471 --> 00:02:58,971 and also gas. 101 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:00,540 That's right. Cece, today it's gas, 102 00:03:00,607 --> 00:03:01,874 tomorrow, it's local news... 103 00:03:01,942 --> 00:03:03,743 the next thing you know, you're reporting 104 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:05,111 diabetes statistics 105 00:03:05,178 --> 00:03:06,546 as we all watch B-roll 106 00:03:06,613 --> 00:03:07,947 of fat people walking across the street. 107 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:09,582 I just, I don't... 108 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:11,117 I-I don't think I'm gonna go to the audition. 109 00:03:11,184 --> 00:03:12,285 'Cause it's... 110 00:03:12,352 --> 00:03:13,586 it's just so hot. 111 00:03:13,654 --> 00:03:15,788 You know? 112 00:03:16,857 --> 00:03:18,124 Okay. 113 00:03:18,191 --> 00:03:19,792 Um... 114 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:21,260 Yeah, I mean, that's-that's cool. 115 00:03:21,328 --> 00:03:23,462 Just... Look, I love you no matter what. 116 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:24,964 Go cool off. 117 00:03:25,032 --> 00:03:26,899 - All right. - All right. 118 00:03:26,967 --> 00:03:28,786 Can I talk to you for a second? 119 00:03:28,853 --> 00:03:31,103 What the hell was all that coddling? 120 00:03:31,171 --> 00:03:32,905 - Whoa. - What are you, a big-bosomed grandma? 121 00:03:32,973 --> 00:03:34,273 Tough love! Make her go! 122 00:03:34,341 --> 00:03:35,308 Don't tell me what to do! 123 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:36,442 I'm her fianc?, 124 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:37,643 not some schnook off the street 125 00:03:37,711 --> 00:03:39,111 eating a peanut butter cookie. 126 00:03:39,179 --> 00:03:41,347 It's my job to give her love and support. 127 00:03:41,415 --> 00:03:43,516 That's how I get her to go to the audition. 128 00:03:43,584 --> 00:03:46,519 As a cop, do you think I would get anyone to do anything 129 00:03:46,587 --> 00:03:47,987 if I were being kind and supportive? 130 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:48,867 Hell no! 131 00:03:48,935 --> 00:03:51,524 Look, I have recently found my cop voice 132 00:03:51,592 --> 00:03:53,859 and I'll tell you this: it is very effective. 133 00:03:53,927 --> 00:03:55,695 Is that what you've been practicing in the bathroom? 134 00:03:55,762 --> 00:03:56,796 (loud): Everybody stop! 135 00:03:56,863 --> 00:03:58,698 Make a left turn! 136 00:03:58,765 --> 00:04:01,634 (high, wavering): You have the right to remain silent! You... 137 00:04:01,702 --> 00:04:03,135 (elegant): Freeze! Nah. 138 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:04,637 (over-enunciating): Three hundred 139 00:04:04,705 --> 00:04:07,473 and three thousand thelonious thistles... 140 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:08,741 (climbing vocal scale): Handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs 141 00:04:08,809 --> 00:04:10,476 Handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs. 142 00:04:10,544 --> 00:04:12,678 (deep): Freeze! (normal): Ooh, ooh. 143 00:04:12,746 --> 00:04:14,614 (? la Arnold Schwarzenegger): Down on the ground, 144 00:04:14,681 --> 00:04:16,816 fugitive of the law. 145 00:04:16,883 --> 00:04:17,950 Handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs, handcuffs 146 00:04:18,018 --> 00:04:18,951 Handcuffs, handcuffs. 147 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,019 Those were just my warmups. 148 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:21,177 My point is this, man. 149 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:23,514 You can't hug and kiss Cece into doing anything. 150 00:04:23,582 --> 00:04:25,316 Your mind would melt if you knew 151 00:04:25,383 --> 00:04:26,884 what I've hugged and kissed Cece into doing. 152 00:04:26,952 --> 00:04:28,219 Stay out of it, Winston. 153 00:04:31,423 --> 00:04:33,691 (chuckles): My guys. 154 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:35,226 Hey, who needs Reagan's A/C, right? 155 00:04:35,293 --> 00:04:37,061 Here. 156 00:04:37,128 --> 00:04:39,530 Put some of my old underwear on your face. It feels great. 157 00:04:39,598 --> 00:04:40,831 Oh, Nick... 158 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:42,233 you're gonna make a great dad. 159 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,901 I'll see you later. 160 00:04:43,969 --> 00:04:44,897 Okay. 161 00:04:44,964 --> 00:04:46,604 Hey! Who needs him, huh? 162 00:04:46,671 --> 00:04:48,205 Yeah. We got each other. 163 00:04:48,273 --> 00:04:49,273 - Yeah. - We've been through worse. 164 00:04:49,341 --> 00:04:50,274 - Chicago! - Chicago! 165 00:04:50,342 --> 00:04:50,978 (chuckles) 166 00:04:51,003 --> 00:04:52,458 City of soup, you know? 167 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,669 Yes, sir. 168 00:04:53,737 --> 00:04:55,246 So I'm gonna go take a shower. 169 00:04:55,313 --> 00:04:56,547 I'll be back in a hot minute. 170 00:04:56,615 --> 00:04:59,283 Or, as we say on a day like today... 171 00:05:01,286 --> 00:05:03,721 - ...a minute. - (laughs) That's great, man. 172 00:05:03,788 --> 00:05:04,617 That's chill, that's chill. 173 00:05:04,642 --> 00:05:05,880 That's great. Thanks for taking my back today. 174 00:05:05,924 --> 00:05:07,324 - I'll see you in a sec. - All right, all right. 175 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:09,193 - You and me, all day. You and me. - Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. 176 00:05:10,962 --> 00:05:13,230 Look who it is! What happened? 177 00:05:13,298 --> 00:05:16,066 The A/C fall over and squish Winston's cat? 178 00:05:16,134 --> 00:05:18,202 Oh, my God, please don't tell me that happened. I would die. 179 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:19,703 I just came out here to tell you 180 00:05:19,771 --> 00:05:20,938 that it's actually really nice in there. 181 00:05:21,006 --> 00:05:22,106 It's really nice right here, 182 00:05:22,173 --> 00:05:23,440 with my underpants on my face. 183 00:05:23,508 --> 00:05:25,109 I think maybe you should stop pouting 184 00:05:25,176 --> 00:05:27,745 because I didn't like whatever this is. 185 00:05:27,812 --> 00:05:30,281 Wait, what? 186 00:05:30,348 --> 00:05:32,950 Why would I care if you, specifically, didn't like it? 187 00:05:33,018 --> 00:05:35,619 Nick. 188 00:05:35,687 --> 00:05:37,388 Reagan. 189 00:05:37,455 --> 00:05:39,089 Nick, come on. 190 00:05:39,157 --> 00:05:40,457 You want to go there? 191 00:05:40,525 --> 00:05:42,126 I want to go where? 192 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:46,730 What are you talking about? 193 00:05:46,798 --> 00:05:48,299 You wanted to impress me 194 00:05:48,366 --> 00:05:50,134 because you have a crush on me. 195 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:53,437 (laughs) 196 00:05:53,505 --> 00:05:55,506 It's nice to get a good laugh in this heat. 197 00:05:55,574 --> 00:05:57,174 (laughing) 198 00:05:57,242 --> 00:05:58,642 I need a laugh. 199 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:00,277 It's too hot not to laugh. 200 00:06:00,345 --> 00:06:01,545 Lord knows it! 201 00:06:01,613 --> 00:06:03,447 - You do. - (laughing) 202 00:06:03,515 --> 00:06:05,783 I don't have a crush on you. 203 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:07,284 You're very conceited. 204 00:06:07,352 --> 00:06:09,219 And I don't mean to burst your bubble here, Missy, 205 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:12,222 but I am not out here 206 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:15,459 because of my "so-called crush on you, 207 00:06:15,527 --> 00:06:16,894 "based on my actions 208 00:06:16,962 --> 00:06:18,796 that led you to believe I have a crush on you." 209 00:06:18,863 --> 00:06:19,964 I am out here 210 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,632 because I have never been 211 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,335 more comfortable in my entire life. 212 00:06:24,402 --> 00:06:26,303 Okay, you know what? Just go get! 213 00:06:26,371 --> 00:06:28,305 Winston and I don't need you, sister. 214 00:06:28,373 --> 00:06:29,773 REAGAN: Oh, you mean Winston, like, this Winston? 215 00:06:29,841 --> 00:06:32,343 What do you mean, like this... 216 00:06:34,512 --> 00:06:35,512 Oh, Winston. 217 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:37,681 I'm really sorry. 218 00:06:37,749 --> 00:06:39,617 It's fine, it's fine. Who needs you? 219 00:06:39,684 --> 00:06:41,285 'Cause the hottest part of the day is already over. 220 00:06:41,353 --> 00:06:42,353 It's 9:30 in the morning. 221 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:43,487 Then tell me this: 222 00:06:43,555 --> 00:06:44,855 why did I just eat lunch? 223 00:06:46,224 --> 00:06:48,405 Why did I just eat lunch? 224 00:06:48,945 --> 00:06:51,593 Mm, another guy just collapsed out there. 225 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:55,812 Oh, but a good Samaritan to the rescue. 226 00:06:56,275 --> 00:06:59,244 (thudding) Oh, damn. Good Samaritan just collapsed. 227 00:06:59,311 --> 00:07:01,012 Oh! 228 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,482 And UPS guy to the rescue! 229 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:07,252 (thudding) And the UPS guy just collapsed. 230 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:11,322 Ah, lady stealing packages... 231 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,424 Ah... 232 00:07:13,492 --> 00:07:15,927 (thudding) Oh! And the lady just collapsed. 233 00:07:15,995 --> 00:07:18,596 Whoo. You know, I'm actually kind of getting chilly in here. 234 00:07:18,664 --> 00:07:20,098 Look, guys. 235 00:07:20,165 --> 00:07:21,833 I got this box of Jess's weird old ski clothes. 236 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,434 - Oh! - Ooh... 237 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:25,937 Hello, 1989. 238 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:27,005 WINSTON: Check me out, 239 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,072 I'm Picabo Street. 240 00:07:28,140 --> 00:07:29,407 You know who that is, right? 241 00:07:29,475 --> 00:07:30,357 I don't know who that is. 242 00:07:30,424 --> 00:07:31,962 Real apr?s-ski vibe. 243 00:07:31,987 --> 00:07:33,309 I feel like I'm in Gstaad. 244 00:07:33,377 --> 00:07:34,700 Gstaad's all about apr?s-ski. 245 00:07:34,768 --> 00:07:36,018 Well, it's nice in the summer, too. 246 00:07:36,143 --> 00:07:36,909 Oh, have you been? 247 00:07:36,977 --> 00:07:37,910 Have you? 248 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:39,200 Have you? 249 00:07:39,268 --> 00:07:40,880 Have you been, is the real question. 250 00:07:40,948 --> 00:07:43,282 Have-have you been to Gstaad? 251 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,550 Wh... I... - What does it matter? Just tell the truth. 252 00:07:44,618 --> 00:07:45,657 Have you been there? Have you been there? 253 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,486 - I'm sorry, have you? - No, I haven't been there. 254 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:49,221 - Well... (laughs) - Should I be ashamed of that, 255 00:07:49,289 --> 00:07:50,656 or can we all just tell the truth 256 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:52,491 about whether we've been to... "Shtaad." 257 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,427 Please. It's "Gstaad." 258 00:07:54,494 --> 00:07:55,728 - Shaad. - Shtaad. 259 00:07:55,796 --> 00:07:57,296 No one in this room has been to Gstaad. 260 00:07:57,364 --> 00:07:59,065 Yeah, one more fan. 261 00:07:59,132 --> 00:08:00,499 Just a little closer. 262 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,301 Okay, that'll do it. 263 00:08:02,369 --> 00:08:04,136 You guys are suckers in there! This is great! 264 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:05,905 Should we be worried about him? 265 00:08:05,973 --> 00:08:07,907 Worried about Nick? Oh, no, this is just what he does. 266 00:08:07,975 --> 00:08:09,742 Okay, but being exposed to the heat for that long 267 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:11,143 is actually super-dangerous, 268 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:13,980 so... maybe I should go reason with him. 269 00:08:14,047 --> 00:08:15,114 (others laughing) 270 00:08:15,182 --> 00:08:17,083 "Reason." 271 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:20,152 Please excuse our immediate but correct response. 272 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:21,821 (Nick grunts) 273 00:08:21,888 --> 00:08:23,055 (grunts) 274 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:24,590 Oh, hey, hey. 275 00:08:24,658 --> 00:08:26,592 Please just come into my room? It's right there. 276 00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:28,227 It's not even hot in reality. 277 00:08:28,295 --> 00:08:30,096 You're obviously suffering from heat exhaustion. 278 00:08:30,163 --> 00:08:32,331 It's like a crisp Vermont November. 279 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:34,567 Apple cider, football weather. 280 00:08:34,634 --> 00:08:36,202 Don't jump in a pile of leaves. 281 00:08:36,269 --> 00:08:38,137 (chuckling): There might be a dead dog in there. 282 00:08:38,205 --> 00:08:39,343 You're slurring your speech. 283 00:08:39,411 --> 00:08:41,440 Soon you're gonna get dizzy, you're gonna get cramps. 284 00:08:41,508 --> 00:08:43,179 Why do you care so much, Reagan? 285 00:08:43,247 --> 00:08:45,644 Because you look like a dying man on a hospital show. 286 00:08:45,712 --> 00:08:48,381 Oh, I know why. 287 00:08:49,549 --> 00:08:51,384 Because you have a crush on me. 288 00:08:51,451 --> 00:08:53,819 - No. - (laughs) Yeah. 289 00:08:53,887 --> 00:08:55,221 That's... that... 290 00:08:55,288 --> 00:08:56,956 I... You're... you're a human being 291 00:08:57,024 --> 00:08:59,558 - and I'm worried about... - You have a crush on me. 292 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,994 - No. - That's why you're always thinking about me... 293 00:09:02,062 --> 00:09:03,329 That has nothing to do with that. 294 00:09:03,397 --> 00:09:04,730 ...giving me my medicals, 295 00:09:04,798 --> 00:09:06,899 checking on me, giving me my medicals... 296 00:09:06,967 --> 00:09:08,801 You said that twice. You are hallucinating. 297 00:09:08,869 --> 00:09:11,771 No, Reagan, I'm "ha-truth-inating." 298 00:09:11,838 --> 00:09:13,372 Okay, you know what, I'm gonna have to smoke you out. 299 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,940 Ooh-hoo! Smoke me out? 300 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,282 Turn 'em all on, great. 301 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:25,551 I love it hot. 302 00:09:28,455 --> 00:09:29,655 NICK: Great, turn 'em up. 303 00:09:29,723 --> 00:09:31,657 I got the sticks if you got the melons. 304 00:09:31,725 --> 00:09:32,958 Marsh-melons. 305 00:09:33,026 --> 00:09:34,460 Marshmallows. 306 00:09:34,528 --> 00:09:35,661 Sorry. 307 00:09:37,197 --> 00:09:38,397 308 00:09:38,465 --> 00:09:39,832 (imitates whooshing) 309 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:41,567 (laughing): Hey, Deborah. 310 00:09:41,635 --> 00:09:44,203 - Hey, Cece, now that... now that we're... - What? 311 00:09:44,271 --> 00:09:46,205 Now that we're in the cool, have you rethought the audition? 312 00:09:46,273 --> 00:09:47,606 Maybe you'll go now? 313 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:49,341 I mean, either way I love you, I just... 314 00:09:49,409 --> 00:09:51,177 - Um, no. - No, okay. 315 00:09:51,244 --> 00:09:52,611 - Mm-mm. - Okay, I still love you though. 316 00:09:54,581 --> 00:09:56,115 (whispering): You leave me with no choice. 317 00:09:56,183 --> 00:09:57,183 (whispering): What are you doing? 318 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:58,784 Ma'am! I'm gonna ask that you please 319 00:09:58,852 --> 00:10:01,787 - remove your headphones now! - What? 320 00:10:01,855 --> 00:10:03,689 Do you know why I asked you to remove your headphones? 321 00:10:03,757 --> 00:10:04,890 Why are you talking so loud? 322 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,525 Do you have a cranberry stuck in your ear again? 323 00:10:06,593 --> 00:10:08,394 - Winston found his cop voice. - Oh... 324 00:10:08,462 --> 00:10:11,063 Ma'am! Why are you avoiding an audition 325 00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:12,965 when you know damn well it's important to you? 326 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,501 Don't do this. Get back in your vehicle, immediately! 327 00:10:15,569 --> 00:10:17,436 Ma'am, please answer the question. 328 00:10:17,504 --> 00:10:19,171 Why are you avoiding an audition? 329 00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:22,174 And do not say that you are not, because I know that you are, 330 00:10:22,242 --> 00:10:23,576 so tell me why! 331 00:10:25,036 --> 00:10:26,970 Why?! Why?! 332 00:10:27,872 --> 00:10:29,573 Why?! 333 00:10:29,642 --> 00:10:30,975 Now, damn it, speak! 334 00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:31,976 What if I'm not good enough? 335 00:10:32,044 --> 00:10:32,977 It's my dream job, 336 00:10:33,045 --> 00:10:34,078 and what if I can't do it, okay? 337 00:10:34,146 --> 00:10:35,980 What? 338 00:10:36,048 --> 00:10:37,582 Cece, you're the most talented... 339 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:38,917 Sir, stand down! 340 00:10:38,984 --> 00:10:40,818 Winston, you stand down. 341 00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:42,654 Go play softball against the fire department 342 00:10:42,721 --> 00:10:45,256 - or whatever it is you do. - That's not till Wednesday. 343 00:10:45,324 --> 00:10:46,491 - Honey, I was terrified. - Don't worry... don't... 344 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,825 My hands are shaking. Block that out. 345 00:10:47,893 --> 00:10:49,494 - I'm freaking out. Yeah. - Block that out. 346 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,628 SCHMIDT: Okay, let's plan a trip. 347 00:10:50,696 --> 00:10:51,663 Something to look forward to. 348 00:10:51,730 --> 00:10:52,664 Yeah, that'd be great. 349 00:10:52,731 --> 00:10:53,665 Mother freckles. 350 00:10:53,732 --> 00:10:56,701 Winston's wild. 351 00:10:56,769 --> 00:10:57,936 CECE: God, that was so scary. 352 00:10:58,003 --> 00:11:00,605 It was so terrible. 353 00:11:00,673 --> 00:11:01,606 It's okay. 354 00:11:02,675 --> 00:11:04,609 (grunting) 355 00:11:06,845 --> 00:11:08,579 Can you just admit that it's hot in here? 356 00:11:08,647 --> 00:11:11,282 There's no way that you are not hot. I'm hot. 357 00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:13,251 Why are you so worried about old Nicky pots and pans? 358 00:11:13,319 --> 00:11:14,752 I don't have a crush on you. 359 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:16,120 You have a crush on me, it's obvious. 360 00:11:16,188 --> 00:11:17,956 Why would I have a crush on you? 361 00:11:18,023 --> 00:11:20,425 You are the most stubborn, annoying, frustrating person 362 00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:22,126 I have ever met in my entire life. 363 00:11:22,194 --> 00:11:24,128 Why don't you tell that to the judge in your pants? 364 00:11:24,196 --> 00:11:25,697 Verdict's in. You're guilty. 365 00:11:27,032 --> 00:11:28,633 Where are you going?! 366 00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:30,034 I'm shutting down your ranch. 367 00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:33,304 Leave my ranch out of it! 368 00:11:33,372 --> 00:11:36,040 Well, then I'm gonna do this, you idiot. 369 00:11:36,108 --> 00:11:37,342 Whoa. 370 00:11:37,409 --> 00:11:38,476 No, don't. 371 00:11:38,544 --> 00:11:39,978 - Leave it alone. - REAGAN: Stop. 372 00:11:40,913 --> 00:11:43,181 REAGAN: No, you don't... 373 00:11:43,248 --> 00:11:45,483 (beeping) (beeping) 374 00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:46,818 - What is going on?! - Damn! Damn! 375 00:11:46,885 --> 00:11:48,186 Reagan, please, let... 376 00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:01,766 - Look, she's the one... - Wh... No, you're the one. 377 00:12:01,834 --> 00:12:03,668 SCHMIDT: Now, get down to the basement and fix our power. 378 00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:05,470 But the basement? There are so many rats. 379 00:12:05,537 --> 00:12:07,138 She'll probably try to make out with me. 380 00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,473 Please, I would rather make out with a rat. 381 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:09,640 Gross. Did you hear what she just said? 382 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,342 Stop! Go to the basement 383 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:14,112 - and stay there until the power is fixed! - Yes, sir. 384 00:12:14,179 --> 00:12:16,214 (bell dinging) 385 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:19,717 Now, I have accidentally pressed all of the buttons, 386 00:12:19,785 --> 00:12:21,552 but you will stay on the elevator 387 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,521 until you get to the basement! 388 00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:27,237 And when you get to that basement... Aw, damn... 389 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,115 How is it even hotter down here 390 00:12:30,302 --> 00:12:32,271 Because the heat stays low, you dummy. 391 00:12:32,356 --> 00:12:33,690 It's bad enough that we're down here, 392 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,025 I can't explain science to you. 393 00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:36,493 I hope that the Chicago Cubs 394 00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:38,495 win the World Series while you're in a coma. 395 00:12:38,563 --> 00:12:41,865 That's one of the meanest things anybody has ever said to me. 396 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:44,101 We are visitors, let's act like it. 397 00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:49,506 Hello, rats? 398 00:12:49,574 --> 00:12:51,675 Hello?! (grunts) 399 00:12:51,742 --> 00:12:53,677 I come to hurt ya. 400 00:12:55,746 --> 00:12:58,982 Okay, for those who have not been scared off, 401 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,984 I actually come in peace. 402 00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:02,513 My name is Nick. 403 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:05,155 - I've been down here a lot. - (high-pitched): Hello, Nicholas. 404 00:13:05,223 --> 00:13:06,523 I'm Jeremiah. 405 00:13:06,591 --> 00:13:07,991 - Sorry. - Why would you...? 406 00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:10,694 - It's funny. - Very clever. 407 00:13:10,761 --> 00:13:11,695 You got really scared. 408 00:13:11,762 --> 00:13:13,163 I'm not so scared, 409 00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:14,664 but don't ever do that again. 410 00:13:14,732 --> 00:13:16,833 It's also a very good rat voice. 411 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,735 - Thank you. - But it is a terrible rat name. 412 00:13:18,803 --> 00:13:21,538 Jeremiah? That would never be the name of a rat. 413 00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:23,540 It's name is, like, Sushi. 414 00:13:23,608 --> 00:13:24,841 Or "Ma-cushi." 415 00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:27,177 Now, follow me. 416 00:13:27,245 --> 00:13:30,013 I want to leave one set of footprints. 417 00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,349 That is a perfect plan, but I'm not going to do that. 418 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,351 419 00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:39,589 Oh, hello, old friend. 420 00:13:39,657 --> 00:13:41,725 Funny seeing you here. 421 00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,127 Tick-tock. 422 00:13:44,195 --> 00:13:45,629 Almost audition time. 423 00:13:46,797 --> 00:13:48,131 - Hey, Cece. - Huh? 424 00:13:48,199 --> 00:13:49,966 You know that thing you said before 425 00:13:50,034 --> 00:13:51,968 about you not being talented enough? 426 00:13:52,036 --> 00:13:53,403 You didn't mean that, right? 427 00:13:53,471 --> 00:13:54,804 (laughing): Yeah, I did. 428 00:13:54,872 --> 00:13:56,406 Newscasters are amazing. 429 00:13:56,474 --> 00:13:57,340 But so are you. 430 00:13:57,408 --> 00:13:59,342 Come on, Schmidt, okay? 431 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:01,178 I'm a bartender and a model. 432 00:14:07,151 --> 00:14:09,052 (Southern accent): Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle. 433 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,555 - (quietly): Yes, do it, baby. - "Vehicle"? What vehicle? 434 00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:13,423 The metaphorical vehicle that is holding you back. 435 00:14:13,491 --> 00:14:15,458 - Oh. - Don't explain yourself. Just go with it. 436 00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:17,961 You are a brilliant, amazing woman, 437 00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:20,730 - who is capable of anything. - Okay, maybe drop the Southern accent. 438 00:14:20,798 --> 00:14:22,766 (New York accent): What, you got mozzarell in your ears? 439 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,968 You're, uh, get out of your own way, lady, huh? 440 00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:27,070 Uh, tr-try, Law & Order... uh, Hargitay. 441 00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:29,439 I've got a past and it affects my job. 442 00:14:29,507 --> 00:14:31,543 And my relationships... I can't really do a Mariska. 443 00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:32,696 What is happening here? 444 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:34,768 Cece, I know the audition is scary for you. 445 00:14:34,812 --> 00:14:38,281 I would not be doing my job as the man who loves you 446 00:14:38,349 --> 00:14:40,016 if I let you walk away from this. 447 00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:42,352 Don't blow it, Cece! 448 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:45,188 You are not walking away from this opportunity! 449 00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:49,025 - Okay... - I'm gonna need less talking out of you 450 00:14:49,093 --> 00:14:50,660 and more action, damn it! 451 00:14:53,030 --> 00:14:54,965 (quietly): Wow. 452 00:14:57,335 --> 00:14:59,102 Wait, no, Cece, I'm sorry. 453 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,570 - Did I take it too far? - (door opens) 454 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,939 I took it too far, didn't I? Oh, God. 455 00:15:03,007 --> 00:15:04,140 It's fine. 456 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,610 I have been down this road many a-times. 457 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:09,246 She's gonna come walking back through that door 458 00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:11,281 in three, two... 459 00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:13,316 (chuckles) 460 00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,857 Look, Schmidt, not for nothing, 461 00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:24,494 man, you got so many good characters inside of you. 462 00:15:24,554 --> 00:15:27,378 (chuckles): Oh, my gosh. 463 00:15:27,454 --> 00:15:30,133 - Did you already bind the 120s? - Yeah, this should do it. 464 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:32,969 Do what? (scoffs) Cook you like barbecue chicken? 465 00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:35,305 - I traced it back. It's fine. - I wouldn't do that if I were you. 466 00:15:35,373 --> 00:15:37,307 - It's not safe. - Can you admit that I might actually 467 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:38,541 be right about something for once? 468 00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:39,842 - It's your own funeral; you win. - Great. 469 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:40,979 - Don't do it! - Nick! 470 00:15:41,004 --> 00:15:42,317 Fine, let's just say you are right. 471 00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:44,426 Then at least let me do it, okay? 472 00:15:45,426 --> 00:15:46,858 You don't have to do that. 473 00:15:46,926 --> 00:15:48,254 I want to do it. 474 00:15:49,356 --> 00:15:52,514 I mean, I don't, like, want to do it, obviously, but... 475 00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:54,524 (stammers) What if I'm wrong? 476 00:15:54,591 --> 00:15:57,422 If you think this is right, it's probably right. 477 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,601 You've been, you've been right about a lot of stuff today. 478 00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:01,886 Like what? What else was I right about? 479 00:16:01,953 --> 00:16:02,791 Just a lot of stuff. I don't want to talk about what 480 00:16:02,859 --> 00:16:05,328 you were actually right about at this moment. Okay, ready? 481 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:07,748 - Uh... - If I get burned up 482 00:16:07,773 --> 00:16:08,810 and die this way, it would be 483 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,140 such an embarrassing way to go. 484 00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,065 But what would be nice about it is 485 00:16:12,132 --> 00:16:13,364 that I would technically have been right. 486 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,032 Here we go. 487 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,667 Heroes don't wear capes. 488 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,502 No, no, no... 489 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:20,504 (whirring) 490 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,108 Those sons of bitches did it. 491 00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,544 (chuckling) 492 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,212 Hey, great! 493 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,948 Really good. 494 00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:32,950 That was really great. 495 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,926 (whispers): What are you looking at? 496 00:16:41,993 --> 00:16:43,728 Huge... rat. 497 00:16:51,022 --> 00:16:53,938 - (squeaking) - (screaming) 498 00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:55,806 (screaming) No! No! No! 499 00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:57,708 This is my nightmare! 500 00:17:02,114 --> 00:17:04,715 (people shouting indistinctly) 501 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:07,551 It's time. 502 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,706 (grunting) 503 00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,341 How did I...? 504 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:18,510 Did you carry me out like a firefighter? 505 00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:20,378 No, you woke up right away. 506 00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:21,846 And then you were like, "Ooh, I need some fresh air." 507 00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:23,481 So we came outside, I bought you a muffin 508 00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:24,716 and then you passed out again. 509 00:17:24,784 --> 00:17:26,718 Oh, yeah, I remember that muffin. 510 00:17:26,786 --> 00:17:28,186 I feel like you had a pretty bad shock, 511 00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,488 so let's ask a few questions. 512 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:32,424 What day of the week is it? 513 00:17:32,491 --> 00:17:34,592 That's not something I typically know. 514 00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:36,728 I would guess Monday. 515 00:17:36,796 --> 00:17:37,896 Okay. 516 00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:39,264 Blackout. 517 00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:40,899 ATM's are down. 518 00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:42,767 Cash is king 519 00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:44,836 and batteries is queen. 520 00:17:44,904 --> 00:17:47,439 What? Stop being so whimsical, Winston. 521 00:17:49,008 --> 00:17:50,942 Cece still hasn't called me back. 522 00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:52,410 (sighs) 523 00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:53,945 I think I pushed her too far. 524 00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:56,448 No, Schmidt, you did the right thing, man. 525 00:17:56,515 --> 00:17:58,016 Look, people get mad at police officers 526 00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:00,418 because we tell them what they don't want to hear. 527 00:18:00,486 --> 00:18:02,220 Yet, everyone loves 528 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:04,055 - police officer... - (horns honking) 529 00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:05,757 (deep voice): Hey, it's a blackout, 530 00:18:05,825 --> 00:18:06,858 not the Rapture! 531 00:18:06,926 --> 00:18:07,859 You yield! 532 00:18:07,927 --> 00:18:09,094 All right! 533 00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:10,695 - (people shouting) - Hey, hey, hey, sir, sir! 534 00:18:10,763 --> 00:18:12,965 Keep it moving! Keep it moving! Keep it moving! 535 00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:14,032 Come on, right this way, ma'am. 536 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:16,001 Right this way, ma'am. Right this way, ma'am. 537 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:18,169 Right that way, ma'am. Sir, go, go, go! 538 00:18:18,237 --> 00:18:19,204 We ain't got all day! 539 00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:20,572 WINSTON: Sir! 540 00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:21,370 Cece. 541 00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:22,944 - Right this way, ma'am. Right that way, ma'am. 542 00:18:22,987 --> 00:18:24,075 Thank God you're here. 543 00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:26,211 Look... I'm-I'm sorry. 544 00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:27,779 Yeah, well, you should be. You really pissed me off. 545 00:18:27,847 --> 00:18:30,281 I wrote something rude on your car. 546 00:18:30,349 --> 00:18:31,716 It was that stupid cop voice. 547 00:18:31,784 --> 00:18:32,917 I shouldn't have pushed you that hard. 548 00:18:32,985 --> 00:18:34,219 No, you should've. 549 00:18:34,286 --> 00:18:35,820 'Cause you were right. 550 00:18:35,888 --> 00:18:38,556 I was chickening out. 551 00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,892 - So I went. - You did? 552 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,594 - Mm-hmm. - Well, that's amazing. How did it go? 553 00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:44,329 - Real bad. Yeah. - It went real bad? 554 00:18:44,397 --> 00:18:45,997 Okay, well, you know what? about it, baby, I'm sure... 555 00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:47,999 No, no, no, no. They just didn't... 556 00:18:48,067 --> 00:18:49,634 It was, it was legitimately terrible 557 00:18:49,702 --> 00:18:53,438 but not because I'm not talented. 558 00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:55,273 I went to the bar first 559 00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:58,004 so I was wasted and wearing shorts, 560 00:18:58,072 --> 00:18:59,878 which I won't do next time. 561 00:18:59,945 --> 00:19:01,246 (both laugh) 562 00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:02,847 Thank you for pushing me. 563 00:19:02,915 --> 00:19:04,215 We need to do that kind of thing for each other. 564 00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:05,884 Yes, please. 565 00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:07,886 I agree, unless, 566 00:19:07,953 --> 00:19:10,088 of course, it's about me using face wash all over my body. 567 00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:12,957 - Ah, this again, really? - I don't care that it's expensive. 568 00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:15,660 - I know that you don't care. - I'm just gonna keep on doing it. 569 00:19:15,728 --> 00:19:17,629 - (music playing) - Oh, ice cream truck! Oh! 570 00:19:17,696 --> 00:19:18,897 Right this way! 571 00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,265 Here we go, sir. Here we go, sir. 572 00:19:20,332 --> 00:19:21,933 Here we go, sir. All right, stop! 573 00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:24,769 (music playing) 574 00:19:24,837 --> 00:19:26,671 Ice cream, man, open up. 575 00:19:26,739 --> 00:19:28,440 Where the ice cream at? 576 00:19:28,507 --> 00:19:30,475 Can I buy you some ice cream? 577 00:19:30,543 --> 00:19:32,911 First, uh, I just want to revisit that little moment 578 00:19:32,978 --> 00:19:34,312 in the basement where you were like, 579 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,614 "Hey, Reagan, you've been right about a lot of stuff today." 580 00:19:36,682 --> 00:19:37,730 Really? 581 00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:39,141 I just want you to specifically tell me what 582 00:19:39,185 --> 00:19:40,718 - You are out of control. - I've been right about. 583 00:19:40,786 --> 00:19:42,554 You're a grown man. I just think you should be 584 00:19:42,621 --> 00:19:43,988 - able to say it. - (laughs) You dick. 585 00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:49,060 I have a crush on you. 586 00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:50,462 Hmm. 587 00:19:50,529 --> 00:19:51,796 There it is. 588 00:19:51,864 --> 00:19:52,864 I have a crush on you. 589 00:19:52,932 --> 00:19:54,065 Isn't that better? 590 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,633 Now we can just put it behind us, 591 00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:58,403 move on, don't have to be weird. 592 00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:01,072 No, I, obviously, I-I know it's not gonna be a problem, Reagan. 593 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:02,674 I don't have any illusion 594 00:20:02,741 --> 00:20:04,375 that you're gonna go for a guy like me. 595 00:20:04,443 --> 00:20:06,077 I am a total mess. I understand that. 596 00:20:06,145 --> 00:20:08,513 I mean, you're-you're beautiful, 597 00:20:08,581 --> 00:20:09,914 and-and you're smart, 598 00:20:09,982 --> 00:20:12,250 and you're-you're mean, 599 00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:13,785 but in a hot way. 600 00:20:13,853 --> 00:20:16,521 And-and you have the-the mind of a electrician, 601 00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:19,724 which is so confusingly hot, because that is not, like, 602 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:20,925 a sexy... 603 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:24,429 We could both be stars 604 00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:26,131 Yeah, who knows? 605 00:20:26,198 --> 00:20:28,233 We could fall apart 606 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,301 Yeah, who knows? 607 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:34,572 Who knows? 608 00:20:35,674 --> 00:20:38,109 609 00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:39,944 All the things that we wanna be 610 00:20:40,012 --> 00:20:41,980 Excuse me, is your name Stephanie? 611 00:20:42,047 --> 00:20:44,449 I'm supposed to be meeting somebody here. 612 00:20:46,318 --> 00:20:48,520 It's Nick. 613 00:20:48,587 --> 00:20:51,689 So, no Stephanie. 614 00:20:51,757 --> 00:20:54,259 Hey, yo, Nick, you coming, man? 615 00:20:54,326 --> 00:20:56,594 All that we do is, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh 616 00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:57,929 Great. 617 00:20:57,997 --> 00:20:59,464 Follow the world as it goes... 618 00:20:59,532 --> 00:21:01,432 What is this, a frozen banana, Winston? 619 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,301 Okay. 620 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:04,769 While you're gassing up, 621 00:21:04,837 --> 00:21:07,739 let's look at the stock merkins. 622 00:21:07,806 --> 00:21:09,641 Marts... Nope! 623 00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:11,576 Is this... is this here? 624 00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:13,878 Or is it more here? Your frame? 625 00:21:13,946 --> 00:21:15,747 Because I don't want to just be like, 626 00:21:15,814 --> 00:21:17,982 you know, a head that's like... 627 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,984 Scientists have discovered 628 00:21:20,052 --> 00:21:22,820 a new kind of butter. 629 00:21:22,888 --> 00:21:25,456 Fly in the Amazon. 630 00:21:25,524 --> 00:21:27,292 What the crap does that mean? 631 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,294 I'm so sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 632 00:21:29,361 --> 00:21:30,862 You don't... 633 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:33,865 Is this...? I don't know who I borrowed this from. 634 00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:36,514 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 635 00:21:36,564 --> 00:21:41,114 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44941

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