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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,597 --> 00:00:03,450 The guys and I are about to leave for the airport, 2 00:00:03,490 --> 00:00:05,096 and I'm so excited to see you. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:07,966 - Is that Ryan? - I can't wait for you to see my hometown. 4 00:00:07,990 --> 00:00:10,136 It's going to be just like An Affair to Remember, 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,736 only instead of the Empire State Building on New Year's Eve, 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,906 it's going to be a winery near the Portland airport 7 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,446 at my dad's wedding. 8 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:19,776 Anyway, I love you, I miss you. 9 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:22,516 - (Schmidt groans) - Hello? Hello? 10 00:00:22,540 --> 00:00:23,956 Sounds like I lost you for a minute! 11 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:24,986 (chuckles) 12 00:00:25,010 --> 00:00:26,316 Are you there?! 13 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:28,956 Where's my widdle Eng-wish man? 14 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:31,596 And with that, Ryan walked into the River Thames 15 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,356 and accepted death. 16 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:35,596 The joke's on you, 'cause I wasn't even talking to him. 17 00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:37,596 I was leaving a voice mail. 18 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,136 Haven't talked to him for a week. 19 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:41,666 Are you guys making a group face? 20 00:00:41,690 --> 00:00:42,706 - No, we're not... - No. 21 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:43,606 - Nah. - Guys, look, 22 00:00:43,630 --> 00:00:45,206 Ryan and I are great. 23 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,776 Really? 'Cause he doesn't call enough. 24 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,306 And when he does, it's in the middle of the night. 25 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:49,676 Ryan didn't want to move to England, 26 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,946 he had to move to England. 27 00:00:50,970 --> 00:00:52,616 For the last couple of weeks, 28 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,710 you've been keeping Nick hours, and... and it's ugly. 29 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,616 Hey. Sorry. 30 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,456 I was talking to Ryan before he went to work 31 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,886 and I must have fallen asleep. 32 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:03,896 Friend to friend, am I wearing pants? 33 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,556 The situation isn't ideal, 34 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:08,826 however, long distance is super romantic. 35 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:10,896 Plus I don't have to shave my legs every day 36 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:11,966 which is a real plus. 37 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:13,036 You know, Fawn shaves herself 38 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:14,336 from toe to chin. 39 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,866 Every single day. 40 00:01:15,890 --> 00:01:17,876 God, I love my girlfriend. 41 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:19,806 Hey. Oh, Cece. 42 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:21,206 CECE: Yeah, what? Huge news. 43 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:23,306 Jake Apex is coming to the wedding. 44 00:01:23,330 --> 00:01:25,016 Jake Apex? 45 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,476 Who is Jake Apex? 46 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,046 Jake Apex is Cece's high school crush. 47 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:31,916 Never did anything for me, but turned Cece to soup. 48 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,886 - Thanks. - Mm. Yeah. 49 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:35,226 Is he one of them Portland hippies? 50 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:36,426 'Cause I hate them Portland hippies. 51 00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:37,426 CECE: He is a legend. 52 00:01:37,450 --> 00:01:38,856 Every time I spoke to him, 53 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,026 I'd have a full-blown tiny kid stroke. 54 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:42,866 Hey, killer. 55 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:44,866 I... d... uh... mm... 56 00:01:44,890 --> 00:01:46,336 (sputters) 57 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,936 Yeah, well, I got a bad feeling about this guy. 58 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,036 Why, because he's bomb and Cece wants some? 59 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,906 No. Other reasons. 60 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:56,630 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go water my succulents. 61 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:02,616 How do you know Apex is so cute? 62 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:03,616 I just assumed. 63 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,616 Winston, stop with the look, okay? 64 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,026 Otherwise I will murder you 65 00:02:07,050 --> 00:02:08,726 and clean up your blood with your cat. 66 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:12,696 All right? For the 50th time, I do not like Schmidt. 67 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,226 Good luck finding my cat. 68 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:16,366 You know, I haven't seen him in weeks. 69 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:18,366 My best man suit. 70 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:19,866 Oh. 71 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,406 I'm my dad's best man. 72 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:23,790 He wanted a boy. My middle name's Christopher. 73 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:30,830 Yeah. 74 00:02:35,460 --> 00:02:37,467 ?Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17? ?www.addic7ed.com? 75 00:02:37,468 --> 00:02:40,756 You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage 76 00:02:40,780 --> 00:02:44,726 I can't stand it, I know you planned it 77 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,796 I'm-a set it straight, this Watergate... 78 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:48,326 The Co-Pays are awesome. 79 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:50,496 I can't believe they're also pharmacists. 80 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,896 I'm-a Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle 81 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:55,806 What could it be? It's a mirage 82 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:58,306 You're scheming on a thing, that's sabotage. 83 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,836 MAN: That's really good. 84 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,976 (applauding, whooping) 85 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,176 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 86 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,516 This is a nice place. 87 00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:06,346 I mean, it's not the best vineyard in Portland. 88 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:08,816 - Here we go. - That's Bartleby Cellars, of course. 89 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,286 How would you even know that? 90 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:12,016 Whenever Coach goes to a new city, 91 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,656 he learns all about it, like a real weirdo. 92 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,186 I was an army brat, all right? 93 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:18,256 I moved a lot. Assimilating was key. 94 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,156 Oh, and by the way, 95 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,696 calling somebody weird in Portland 96 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,596 is actually a compliment, so thank you, Nick. 97 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,936 Hey, oh. 98 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,366 It's just... Oh. 99 00:03:25,390 --> 00:03:26,966 Sorry, I thought I heard my phone ringing. 100 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:29,206 Ryan's supposed to call me before he gets on the plane. 101 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:31,606 - Oh! Sorry. - Jess, just take your phone out. 102 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:33,276 No, Nick, I want to be here with you guys. 103 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,206 I want to... Sorry. 104 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:36,276 I just want to... 105 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,276 Sorry. 106 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,876 Does anybody else hear buzzing? 107 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,386 - No. - No, 'cause it's not buzzing. 108 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:42,486 No, honey, but, you know, he's going to be here soon, okay? 109 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:43,486 Yeah. 110 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:45,516 Are you guys still touring the city? 111 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:47,686 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 112 00:03:47,710 --> 00:03:50,296 I made about 12 drafts of this map. 113 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,726 Couldn't figure out where to go. 114 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:54,026 Had to fit 18 years into one morning. 115 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:55,566 So, here it is. 116 00:03:55,590 --> 00:03:57,236 Aw. I'm so excited to show him Portland, 117 00:03:57,260 --> 00:03:59,696 and my mom is so excited to meet him. 118 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,966 And I'm going to show him... 119 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:03,336 - Jess, it's not buzzing. - It's not buzzing. 120 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,036 - I promise you it's not. - It's not buzzing. 121 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,906 - Oh, there's my dad. - Hey, guys. 122 00:04:06,930 --> 00:04:08,346 Sounded great. You sounded great. 123 00:04:08,370 --> 00:04:10,516 You look terrific, too. 124 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:11,846 Hey! 125 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:14,186 - Oh, there's my daughter. - Oh... 126 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:17,256 I thought we talked about you not calling me that. 127 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,816 Yeah, yeah. 128 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,356 Hey, how's the food? 129 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:21,926 I haven't eaten in three weeks. 130 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:23,556 Trying to fit into my wedding dress. 131 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:24,896 (laughs) 132 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,656 Had a dream about a crouton last night. 133 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,896 And, um... 134 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,866 And that was the whole dream. 135 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:32,796 Ooh, before I forget, 136 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:33,866 best man. 137 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:34,866 (chuckles) Aw. 138 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:36,006 The wedding rings. 139 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:38,836 Hey, I want you to meet a bunch of relatives 140 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:40,446 that are all going to be dead in a couple of years. 141 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:41,876 - Oh, good idea. - Oh. 142 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:43,246 Hey, what happened to the British guy? 143 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:44,700 He's coming tomorrow. 144 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:47,286 MAN: Hey, Jake. 145 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:49,716 Jake Apex. That's him. That's him right there. 146 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:51,556 WINSTON: I will say one thing about that man 147 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:54,626 that I've only said about Ryan Gosling... hot damn! 148 00:04:54,650 --> 00:04:55,626 What's up, Winston? 149 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:56,726 I'm gonna just go... 150 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:57,726 I'm gonna go talk to him, yeah. 151 00:04:57,750 --> 00:04:59,456 - WINSTON: You're good. - Yup. 152 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,126 - You're okay. - Gonna... 153 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,966 I didn't know that was a thing. You... 154 00:05:02,990 --> 00:05:04,820 Okay. 155 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:09,736 (inaudible) 156 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,876 SCHMIDT: Oh, this is very hard to watch. 157 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,276 It's like when Bob Costas 158 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,476 had that eye infection at the O-Lympics. 159 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,106 You mean the Olympics. 160 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:18,070 (Cece laughing hard) 161 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:21,470 (whoops) 162 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:24,656 Okay. Oh, God. 163 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,956 Okay, what happened? 164 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,256 Did I look cool? 165 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,256 - Uh... - Define "cool." 166 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,156 What happened? I don't know what hap... I blacked out. 167 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:32,296 Okay, look, Cece... 168 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,396 I'm gonna help you. 169 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,396 I'm Usher, you're Bieber. 170 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:37,996 And Jake Apex 171 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:39,236 is all the hot tracks 172 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:40,436 that we're going to make together. 173 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:42,566 - Hey. - Hey. 174 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:46,976 So, um... Ryan's not coming. 175 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,146 Oh, boy. 176 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:50,446 He has to work on Monday 177 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:51,846 and he thought, ultimately, 178 00:05:51,870 --> 00:05:53,246 it didn't make sense, which makes sense. 179 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,646 It's not a big deal. 180 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:57,116 But the tour's canceled. 181 00:05:57,140 --> 00:06:00,510 (in Southern accent): Hey, Randy, the tour's canceled. 182 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:04,326 (in normal voice): I don't know why I did that. 183 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,926 Anyway, go ahead, Nick. Go ahead. 184 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:07,796 Talk about how much this sucks. 185 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:09,266 Tell me that Ryan's not coming 186 00:06:09,290 --> 00:06:11,166 'cause he's a blank who's a blank. 187 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:13,036 I do have one thing to say. 188 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:16,706 While you were away, we were all talking 189 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,606 about how much we wanted to go on the tour. 190 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,706 So don't cancel it. We'll do it with you! 191 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,316 - Really? - Yeah! 192 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,246 - Yeah! - Yes! 193 00:06:25,270 --> 00:06:26,316 Really? 194 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:27,686 - Yes! - Fired up. 195 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:29,786 - We haven't stopped talking about... - Yeah, man. 196 00:06:29,810 --> 00:06:30,616 Couldn't be more excited. 197 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,886 All 18 places! 198 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:33,856 - There's 18? - Wow. 199 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,656 I'm going to add a few more stops, then. 200 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,696 I definitely know you'd enjoy the Shakespeare Garden. 201 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,150 Ha-ha, great. 202 00:06:40,131 --> 00:06:43,126 Guys, Jess says she's fine, but I know she's not. 203 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,796 Okay? She needs cheering up. 204 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:45,996 We're in her hometown. 205 00:06:46,020 --> 00:06:47,296 I can't believe Ryan bailed. 206 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,466 I'm not happy with what Ryan's doing. 207 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:49,966 It's, it's not cool. 208 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:53,076 But today, it's all sunshine and smiles. 209 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,676 Hey, hey, hey, hey... Let me, let me get sunshine. 210 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:55,846 Let me get sunshine. 211 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:57,006 Okay, yeah, you can be sunshine. 212 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:58,716 Yes! (laughs) 213 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:00,376 Here she is... Sunshine and smiles! 214 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,486 (all cheering) 215 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:03,986 - Jess! - WINSTON: Sending the sun in! 216 00:07:04,010 --> 00:07:05,086 Hi. 217 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:06,356 So... I'm sorry this is so small. 218 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,856 It was just meant for Ryan and me. 219 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:09,856 - No worries. - No problem. - It's great. 220 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:10,856 Your shoes look super-cute. 221 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,596 - You look great. - You look great. 222 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:14,426 - Let's see if... Ryan... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 223 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:17,496 Give me that purse! No more checking in with Ryan. 224 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,836 The tour starts now. 225 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:21,020 (all cheering) 226 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,036 JESS: And there's the Italian soda shop 227 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:26,706 where I first learning what a "not" joke was. 228 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:27,706 Not! 229 00:07:27,730 --> 00:07:29,246 I... I learned it, actually, 230 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:30,846 in the candle shop, next-door. 231 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:33,040 People don't really do "not" jokes anymore. 232 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:36,516 Not! They'll be in forever! 233 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,056 - Right, guys? - Not! 234 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,386 (laughs) 235 00:07:39,410 --> 00:07:40,916 JESS: And there's the dance studio 236 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:42,256 where I had my first kiss 237 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,026 with the cutest/only boy in my jazz troupe. 238 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:47,526 Then he came out of the closet... super gay. 239 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,866 Then we kissed some more. 240 00:07:48,890 --> 00:07:50,726 Then he went to Oberlin. 241 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:51,736 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 242 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,136 Stop in that store! 243 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:54,990 I'm going full Portland, people. 244 00:07:56,990 --> 00:07:59,636 I'm so Portland right now, they all staring at me 245 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:01,546 like, "Is that the president of Portland?" 246 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:02,646 (laughing) 247 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:04,446 I'm like, "No." 248 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:07,716 This is the very pizza place where we'd dab our pizzas 249 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:09,586 with our napkins, to get the grease off, 250 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:12,656 and then we'd make this kid named Joey 251 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,086 eat the napkins. 252 00:08:14,110 --> 00:08:16,326 (laughing) 253 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:17,996 I'm not gonna lie... (forced laugh) 254 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:19,780 I'm Joey. 255 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,466 Hmm. 256 00:08:22,490 --> 00:08:23,596 (gasping): Oh, my God. 257 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:25,896 CECE: Oh, no, he's here. 258 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,266 He's here. He just walked in. 259 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:29,606 Oh, is he a firefighter? 260 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:30,966 Seems pretty easy in Portland, huh? 261 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:32,436 (chuckles) Rain just does the work for you. 262 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:34,436 Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 263 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:36,906 No! Do... do not go and talk to him. 264 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:38,576 Do not go and talk to him. 265 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,616 Cece, not everything's about you, you narcissist. 266 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:43,746 All right, just... go to the bathroom, 267 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:45,110 like you said you'd... 268 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,426 And... he's talking to him. 269 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:50,456 Just don't look. Just don't look. Oh, well, he's looking at you. 270 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,286 - What? What? Really? - No, like, right now, 271 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,426 he's staring at you. 272 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:53,996 Don't, don't, don't, don't look, don't look. 273 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,796 Don't look. The cutest one's looking right at me. 274 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:58,536 I don't see a "cute" or "not cute" one, Coach. 275 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,836 If you had to choose, which one's the cutest? 276 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:01,890 Way to the left. 277 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:05,636 (whispering): I'm super nervous. 278 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:06,806 Now my hands are sweating. 279 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,006 Then wipe 'em off. 280 00:09:08,030 --> 00:09:09,306 If he comes over and shakes your hand, 281 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,476 - you don't want sweaty hands. - Oh, my God! 282 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,116 SCHMIDT: He said he thinks you're cute. 283 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:14,046 CECE: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 284 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:15,286 JESS: Hey, Nick, can I have my phone? 285 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,040 You know what? Never mind. I don't care. 286 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:20,516 So this is my childhood home, 287 00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:21,986 the place of my birth. 288 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:23,886 Thank you guys so much for doing this, 289 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,456 and coming on this tour with me. 290 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:27,726 I forgot all about... 291 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:31,026 (with British accent): Hello, hello, hello, darling! 292 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,836 ("God Save the Queen" playing) 293 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:36,906 Where's the famous Mr. Geauxinue? 294 00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,536 JESS: Um... well... 295 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,406 actually, um, Ryan... 296 00:09:40,430 --> 00:09:42,646 had to cancel last-minute, so he's not coming. 297 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:44,646 I'm so sorry. 298 00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:47,016 Oh, honey... 299 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,516 that's just awful. 300 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,016 Aw... 301 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,016 Damn men. 302 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:54,516 Oh, I feel so bad for you. 303 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:56,526 Hey, Mom... Mom... Oh, honey... 304 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,096 Um... 305 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:01,096 don't get emotional, okay? 306 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,526 'Cause if you get emotional, I'll get emotional. 307 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:04,766 Let's talk about happy stuff. 308 00:10:04,790 --> 00:10:06,196 Did you guys see the video of 309 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:08,036 the panda farting and falling of a branch? 310 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:09,436 (everyone laughing) 311 00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:10,906 - Pretty crazy, man. - It was funny. It was funny. 312 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,006 WINSTON: It made me laugh. 313 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:14,436 Who wants scramblies? 314 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,606 You know I do, Mom. 315 00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:16,870 (voice breaking): Good. 316 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,600 (crying) 317 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:28,256 Look, this might not be the right time 318 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,956 to say this, you guys, but, uh, 319 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,796 should we take a straw poll on this whole Cosby thing? 320 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,556 JESS: I just want to clarify 321 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:36,396 to everyone here that I am fine. 322 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:37,866 Which is why I'm fine. 323 00:10:37,890 --> 00:10:38,866 - Great! - Yeah. 324 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,466 - Finer than fine. - Mm-hmm. 325 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:42,536 - COACH: Which is why I'm fine. - SCHMIDT: Fantastic! 326 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,566 - CECE: I'm fine, too. Everybody's great. - SCHMIDT: Perfect. 327 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:45,106 (stifled crying) 328 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:46,776 I'm not fine! 329 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,546 NICK: I can't do this anymore. 330 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:50,146 It's not all smiles and sunshine. 331 00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:52,116 It's not! 332 00:10:52,140 --> 00:10:54,476 Look, Ryan bailed and that's a dick move. 333 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,986 And that's the truth. 334 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:59,316 (crying): I'm fine, I'm just gonna go to my room. 335 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:01,786 (crying): I made scones. 336 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:03,086 (door slams) 337 00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:05,096 Was that sunshine or smiles? Hmm? 338 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,956 (rock music blaring) 339 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:09,066 Oh... 340 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:10,796 Joanie... (chuckles) 341 00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:13,496 I don't want to lie to you, so I'm not... 342 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,290 There's shells all in these eggs. 343 00:11:16,249 --> 00:11:19,476 So, Joan, how do you, uh, feel about Bob getting remarried? 344 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,046 Mm! Oh, I'm fine. 345 00:11:21,070 --> 00:11:22,586 I just feel bad for Ashley. 346 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:23,956 I mean, let's just say 347 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:25,616 he's a man with a healthy appetite, 348 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,986 except one thing. 349 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:29,556 (coughing) 350 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:30,926 Well, that's a visual. 351 00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,596 I don't really have a burning desire 352 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:34,126 to stick around for the wedding, 353 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:35,826 so I'm going on a trip 354 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:38,096 - with some friends. - Hmm! 355 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,936 A trip I've never taken before. 356 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,160 Hmm! 357 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,260 (rock music blaring) 358 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,116 Hey! You mind if I turn this down? 359 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,186 (volume decreases) 360 00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:56,916 "AP Stat Jams." 361 00:11:56,940 --> 00:11:58,440 Advanced Placement. 362 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:00,786 Very smart. 363 00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:03,526 How many Lilith Fairs did you go to? 364 00:12:03,550 --> 00:12:05,856 Oh, Method Man performed at that one? 365 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,366 It's Liliths Fair. 366 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,826 Like "passersby..." 367 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,296 or "attorneys general." 368 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,336 Well, look, I came to, uh... give you this. 369 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,306 Text Ryan as much as you want, it's none of my business. 370 00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,936 I just think long-distance relationships suck. 371 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,176 I once broke up with a woman who lived in Irvine, 372 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,816 and that's only 30 minutes away. 373 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,186 Mind you, I had hornets living in my car at the time, 374 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:28,616 which was a factor, 375 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,786 but the commute was also a big part of it. 376 00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,186 Well, look, Nick, we're different, 377 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,456 and just because it's difficult with Ryan, 378 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,556 doesn't mean we're doomed. 379 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,186 We're star-crossed lovers. 380 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,326 We're like Kate and Leo... 381 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:41,626 or... Claire and Leo, or... 382 00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:44,496 whatever blonde Leo is taking on boats. 383 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,966 They're all doomed. 384 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:47,636 Leo ain't gonna settle down... He ain't ready. 385 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:51,376 I'm a hopeless romantic, and I always have been. 386 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,236 Which is why... 387 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,806 I mean, it's a nice notion, it's just... 388 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:58,316 from 1994 to 2001, 389 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,886 I believed that Jordan Catalano 390 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,486 was gonna show up in my driveway 391 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:03,986 after a dirt bike accident, 392 00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:07,326 all scruffy and... beautiful... 393 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:10,356 and he would need a bath and some... 394 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,996 medical attention. 395 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,896 You think that little boy is driving a dirt bike? 396 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,196 He looks a lot like you. 397 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,196 That's me, that's Jordan Catalano. 398 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,666 I honestly couldn't tell the difference. 399 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,206 I swear to God. I'm not trying to be mean. 400 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,266 You know what the problem with Jordan Catalano is? 401 00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:25,536 Yeah... an undiagnosed learning disability. 402 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,446 Oh, I didn't know the boy had mental problems... 403 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:28,776 I wouldn't be teasing him, but... 404 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,616 No, it's that he's fake. 405 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,616 The only thing that matters 406 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,910 is if the guy is there for you when you need him. 407 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:42,126 Otherwise, you're dating a wall. 408 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,356 I have to get to my dad's wedding. I didn't... 409 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,356 I didn't come in here trying to be harsh, I'm ju... 410 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,426 I was trying to be helpful and it's not working 411 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:49,766 and I apologize. 412 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:52,160 I was coming in as a friend, Je... 413 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,060 I'm sure that's just her. 414 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:02,906 Well, the dream's dead. 415 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,476 Apparently, Jake Apex has to work, 416 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,376 so he's not gonna come to the wedding. 417 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,046 I'm wearing the craziest underwear for nothing. 418 00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:11,316 Okay, look, Cece, you know what we do? We regroup. 419 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,886 No, it's fine, Schmidt. I'm over it. 420 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,286 It is not fine. 421 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:17,650 Look, Cece, you're the most amazing woman I ever met. 422 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,826 If you want Jake Apex, 423 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:23,936 I'm gonna help you get Jake Apex. 424 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,590 I'm never gonna stop trying to make you happy, Cece. 425 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,436 I promise you, for the rest of my... 426 00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:31,806 (phone ringing) 427 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,336 Oh, look at that, it's Fawn. 428 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,776 Hello, Councilwoman Moscato. 429 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,806 (quietly): Oh, yeah. 430 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:38,576 (panting): Guys! 431 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,346 I forgot the rings at the house. 432 00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:42,186 They're in my purse in my room. 433 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,916 And now I have to go get my dad ready. 434 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:46,256 Apparently, he's wearing some kind of a male corset. 435 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,126 All right, Coach and I will get the rings... 436 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,356 You don't have a car. 437 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,496 All right. Okay. 438 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,196 Wait! 439 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:54,626 All right. 440 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,266 Let's do this. 441 00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:57,966 (chuckles): Yeah. 442 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:58,966 Okay. Okay. 443 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,860 - Okay, ready? - Yep, yep. 444 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,306 Go easy. I'm not on! 445 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:06,506 - You're not?! - I'm not on! I'm not on! 446 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,106 You don't have the rings?! 447 00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:09,546 - Well, Dad, hold on... - You don't have the rings?! 448 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:11,616 Oh! Damn it, no! That's... 449 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,716 No, this is bad. 450 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,116 We're doomed! 451 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,486 You look beautiful, but we are doomed. 452 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,716 (groans) 453 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,716 Oh, yeah. 454 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,686 (sighs) 455 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,386 I wish these were filled with ground beef. 456 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:23,726 (ringtone playing) 457 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,626 Oh, wait, this is Nick! Nick's calling! 458 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,466 He's probably walking in the door. Here. 459 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:28,466 Hey. 460 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:29,496 I found the purse, 461 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,036 but your mom has the rings. 462 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,396 What? (chuckles) 463 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,666 Can you ask her for them? 464 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:35,806 Yeah, it's a little hard right now. 465 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,636 Remember she said she was going on a trip? 466 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,160 (women laughing, howling) 467 00:15:47,540 --> 00:15:49,146 It's gonna be a hair longer. 468 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:51,110 It's acid, isn't it? 469 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,246 What is taking them so long? 470 00:15:56,270 --> 00:15:58,686 (laughs): Hi! 471 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,816 Um... so the wedding will begin shortly. 472 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,786 (crowd sighs) But first, 473 00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:06,926 I'm gonna start you off with a crowd-pleasing, 474 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,296 nondenominational... 475 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,426 Something in it for everyone... (chuckles) 476 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,850 "Ave Maria." 477 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:19,190 Ah... 478 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,830 (continues holding note) 479 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,716 Ve... 480 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:30,386 (continues holding note) 481 00:16:30,410 --> 00:16:31,546 Joan, I need you to focus. 482 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,016 I need you to help me 483 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,586 find those rings. (grunts) 484 00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:35,826 We have the rings. 485 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,226 They all... all of you... We all have the rings. 486 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,826 Everyone's got the ring. Come into the womb. 487 00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:41,226 - Come into the womb. - I don't want to come in the womb. 488 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,066 - Come into the womb. - I'm not a womb guy! I'm not a womb guy! 489 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,636 Mari... 490 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:48,966 (continues holding note) 491 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,706 - Show me the rings! - The womb. 492 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:51,706 WOMEN (chanting): Reverse. Birth. 493 00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:53,376 Can I just see that? 494 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,876 Reverse. Birth. 495 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,006 That's not it. 496 00:16:56,030 --> 00:17:00,100 Ah... 497 00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:03,716 Ah... 498 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,186 - WOMEN (chanting): Reverse. Birth. - Here we go! 499 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:06,916 This is a real Portland experience! 500 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,416 Ah, hippie hair in my mouth! 501 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,656 Hippie hair in my mouth! 502 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,526 (squeaking chatter) 503 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:14,156 And with that message from Beaker, 504 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:17,326 all of the Muppets have wished Bob and Ashley 505 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,396 a very happy wedding. 506 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:20,936 (growling voice): Except for me. 507 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,336 (normal voice): Cookie Monster, is that you? 508 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,366 Now, I understand, Cookie Monster, 509 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:29,346 you've got a very special song to sing for us. 510 00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:32,546 (growling voice): Yes, I do! 511 00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:35,376 Ah... 512 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,086 Ve... 513 00:17:39,110 --> 00:17:40,456 Mari... 514 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,786 (fire alarm wailing) 515 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:45,086 There are a lot of ways to stall a wedding, okay? 516 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,256 And you just happened to... 517 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,926 Go talk to him. 518 00:17:47,950 --> 00:17:50,650 Yeah. Talk to the guy you like. 519 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,536 Hey, killer. 520 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,076 Hey, so, uh... 521 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,406 I'd love to see you again before you leave. 522 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,106 To be honest with you, Cece, 523 00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:04,576 I've always had a crush on you. 524 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,546 Oh, God. 525 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,740 Okay, so I've never said this out loud before, but... 526 00:18:11,770 --> 00:18:14,956 I'm... 527 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,926 in love with someone else. 528 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,226 It's kind of complicated because he has a girlfriend, 529 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,926 so I can't tell anybody. 530 00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:23,396 I mean, Winston knows, but you, you don't know Winston. 531 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:25,596 I got to get back to the truck soon. 532 00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:27,096 Power steering's out again. 533 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,966 I'm the only one strong enough to drive it. 534 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:30,306 - Of course. - But, uh, 535 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,906 I guess I'll see you around. 536 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:33,330 Yeah, I guess. 537 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,246 (bicycle bell dings) 538 00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:38,506 - Okay, okay. - Got it. 539 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:40,246 Oh, my God! Thank God you guys are here! 540 00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:41,516 Is my mom okay? (both panting) 541 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,086 It's actually really hard 542 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:44,846 riding one of these bikes; it's super tiring. 543 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,486 I don't have a watch on. 544 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:48,380 I don't know why I'm doing that. 545 00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,426 Dad, I... 546 00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,850 (Bob humming music) 547 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,806 (continues humming) 548 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:05,266 Aren't they cute? 549 00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:06,730 Cute as a mute. 550 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,276 That's a thing. 551 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,476 People-people say that. 552 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,176 (sighs) 553 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,346 Love is never what you think it's gonna be, is it? 554 00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:18,446 No, it isn't. 555 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:21,656 Hey, Nick... 556 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,056 you were right. 557 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,126 He should've been here. 558 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:29,996 I need a guy who shows up. 559 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:33,520 'Cause anything else just isn't real. 560 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,736 Jess, you should, uh, know something, too. 561 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,836 I touched 562 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,076 both your mother's breasts 563 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:43,846 in a communal womb earlier today. 564 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:46,476 I didn't do it on purpose, but there it is. 565 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,216 Thanks for telling me. I appreciate it. 566 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,146 It's a relief to get it off my shoulders. 567 00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,246 Thanks for being cool about it. 568 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,416 I'll leave you alone. 569 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,186 (continues humming) 570 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,180 Wait, what? 571 00:19:58,210 --> 00:20:00,196 I didn't read about this place. 572 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:03,196 That's because it's not in any guidebook, Tagliaboo. 573 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,566 It is called Crush Pond. 574 00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:07,096 At least that's what Jess and I used to call it. 575 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,736 We used to come down here when she liked somebody. 576 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,189 We'd throw a rock in the pond, 577 00:20:10,190 --> 00:20:11,720 and we'd wish that they liked her back. 578 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,360 - Huh. - I'd sit over there 579 00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,810 and smoke cloves while she did that. 580 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,770 I broke up with Ryan. 581 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,240 - Wow. - Oh, babe, I'm sorry. 582 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:25,640 How'd he take it? 583 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:27,810 Actually, pretty good. 584 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,650 - So you got his voice mail. - Yeah. 585 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:30,730 Sounds about right. 586 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,730 Last stop on the tour. 587 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,770 Um... it's Crush Pond. 588 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,770 So... say a name in your head 589 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:43,880 and throw the rock in the pond, 590 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:47,210 and they'll love you forever. 591 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,750 Um, and for the record, that's actually never worked. 592 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,690 (laughs) 593 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,360 So we're gonna do it anyways? 594 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:54,860 JESS: Yeah. 595 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,300 We're really gonna do this? 596 00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:58,930 I got a big one. 597 00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,770 (singsongy): I know who your rock is for. 598 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,910 Winston, you better shut up 599 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,749 before I knock that fade right off your head. 600 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,320 (chuckles): You don't know me like that, Cece. I swear... 601 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,220 - Oh, I know you like that, trust me. - Swear to God... 602 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,868 Uh, I'm gonna say Detroit Pistons. 603 00:21:09,887 --> 00:21:11,167 You're not getting it, man. 604 00:21:11,185 --> 00:21:12,286 What-what is it? 605 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,202 You got to say, like, a lady's name. 606 00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:14,992 Oh. 607 00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:18,564 Gladys. 608 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,112 - A lady you know. - Oh. 609 00:21:20,136 --> 00:21:23,402 To whoever you are, can't wait to meet you. 610 00:21:23,905 --> 00:21:26,131 And I hope you live close by. 611 00:21:26,155 --> 00:21:28,784 Three, two, one. 612 00:21:28,785 --> 00:21:30,249 ?Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17? ?www.addic7ed.com? 613 00:21:30,299 --> 00:21:34,849 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42721

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