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Say, uh, how'd you know to be
outside that prison anyway?
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Ah, a little birdie told me,
be there midnight on the nose
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with a bucket of water,
some bleach, and a ride.
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I told you,
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you ever needed a favor,
I'd be there.
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Well, whatever the case,
let's get down
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to the business at hand.
Mmm.
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Yeah, I've been all around
this great land of ours.
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I know the rules of the road.
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[ Spits ]
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And I know them well.
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Rules?
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Well, yeah, you...
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you give me a ride,
I give you a hand-job.
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No. No hand-job
necessary, friend, no.
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You saved my skin with
your long bass playing.
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I owed you one.
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You ain't turning it down
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'cause I murdered
Plaid Jeff, right?
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- No.
- 'Cause I was framed.
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Yeah, it's not really
my place to judge, you know.
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Way I figure it,
you take a man's life,
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you probably had a pretty
good reason to do it,
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even when you can't
really remember
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what the reason was.
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Hyah.
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Hey!
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I got you a change of clothes
in the back seat.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Oh, he-yump.
Look at that!
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[ Laughs ]
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You got me Neon.
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Yes, I did.
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Neon Joe.
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Hyah!
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*Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter*
Season 02 Episode 03 "Rule of the Road"
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Before Big Lair was killed,
he sent an edict
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that all members of the gang
must convert to Judaism.
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I changed Pepe the Frog
into a rabbi.
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And I got my swastika tattoo
turned into a Star of David.
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The Torah says mutilating
the body is an insult to God.
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I don't care.
We should change our name
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from the White Warlocks
to the White Jewlocks.
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We'll get to all that.
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But I called this minion
so we could go about
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revenging Big Lair's death.
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Should maybe
we forgive Neon Joe?
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The Torah says we must
take an eye for an eye.
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You mean an oy for an oy.
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There's an old Jewish law
forbid us from holding grudges
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or seeking of revenge.
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But does not it also say,
"He who sheds man's blood,
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by man shall this
blood be shed"?
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I say to hell with forgiveness!
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Let's kill Neon Joe and leave
a nice, long trail of goy blood.
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And then repent for
the whole thing on Yom Kippur!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Let's get that goyim!
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Oy, oy!
Get that goy!
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(All:) Oy, oy!
Get that goy!
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Oy, oy! Get that goy!
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[ Sighs ]
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With Big Lair dead,
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I bet anything
the White Warlocks
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are after Neon Joe, too.
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We need to get to him
before they do.
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Seems they're no longer
called the White Warlocks.
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What are they called?
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The Chosen Oy Vey
Matzo Ball Gang.
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Sons of bitches converted.
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Well, that's about
as far as I can take you.
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Well, I do appreciate
all your help, Joshy.
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Yeah.
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Sure I can't
give you that hand-job?
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Yeah.
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Look, this ought to be enough
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to get you to
your final destination.
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Well, Mama was right.
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Them long bass lessons
did pay off some day.
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Yeah.
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I don't think I'll ever be able
to repay you, though.
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Well, friend...
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you already did.
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He-yump.
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Well, he-yump.
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He-yow!
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Hey, cowboy, nice outfit.
You need a ride?
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Appreciate that.
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Name's Neon Joe.
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I'm Frank.
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Frank, why don't I, uh,
get us some road snacks.
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That would be great.
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All right, he-yump.
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[ Bell dings ]
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I prefer Twizzlers.
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What the hell you doing here?
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Just because you don't see me
doesn't mean I'm not around.
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So you've been with me
the whole time?
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Yeah.
Where's my heart?
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I'm on my way to get it.
Oh, really?
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'Cause it seems like you're more
interested in getting snacks
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and giving hand-jobs.
Hey, you know what?
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I can't get your heart
if I don't get a ride.
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And I can't get a ride
unless I give a hand-job.
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It's the rules of the road.
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Seems like you are the only one
who knows this rule.
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So I's just supposed
to pretend it don't exist?
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Society got rules.
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We don't follow 'em,
society crumble.
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Everything okay over there?
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Uh...
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Yeah, man.
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Yeah, it cool. I just...
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Just getting some snacks.
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Probably look like I was talking
to myself back there, right?
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No, I just talking to my tummy.
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See, watch.
Hey, tummy, you okay?
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What that, tum-tum?
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No, you can't have a soda.
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You got to have a juice.
You got to drink healthy.
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Tummy, shut up!
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Sometimes I got to get stern
with my... my tummy.
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Spare the rod,
spoil the tum-tum.
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I never met
a Neon cowboy before.
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Do you ever worry
about your horse
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running away from you?
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Come on, Frank.
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We both know you didn't give me
a ride to talk about my horse.
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You're right.
I do have ulterior motives.
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Don't we all?
[ Spits ]
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One hand-job coming up.
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I want to talk about my horse.
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Oh.
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I'm having a little
trouble training her.
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Sometimes it seems like
she doesn't want
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anything to do with me.
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Huh.
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Well, that sound to me
like maybe she don't trust you.
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Can't say I blame her, though,
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if you hold the reins
like you hold that wheel.
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What's wrong with
how I hold the wheel?
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Well, you grip too tight.
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Makes for a jerky ride.
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Want to be loose and giving,
but in control.
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Let me show you.
Let's loosen that belt, huh?
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Rules of the road, huh?
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You want your heart or not?
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Uh... I just talking
to my tum-tum.
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Yeah, when my tummy get hungry,
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I got to, like, talk it down
and, you know...
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Where are them snacks at?
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[ Bell dings ]
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You seen this guy?
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You just missed him.
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He left with this horse pervert
in a black CRV.
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Thanks.
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Hey, help yourself
to some snacks...
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On the house.
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I'm one of you.
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No, you're not.
Nazi scum!
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All right, he couldn't
have got that far.
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Let's get that Neon goy.
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[ Bell dings ]
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I have been with...
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a lot of horses.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You know, but, ooh.
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None of them compare to Carol.
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She is just luxurious,
if you know what I mean.
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I want our relationship to be
more than physical,
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but I don't think that she does.
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Maybe this is all
it could ever be.
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Yeah, how about we give
all the horse talk a break?
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Sure.
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I'm getting tired anyway.
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Oh, there's a motel.
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Oh, great.
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Yeah, we check in,
I give you a hand-job,
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morning, we go
our separate ways.
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I just need to get some sleep.
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You can stop
offering me hand-jobs.
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All right, suit yourself.
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Guess I'll start calling
this hand Benjamin Franklin,
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'cause a hand-job saved
is a hand-job earned.
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[ Bell dings ]
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Who did this to you?
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A gang of Jewish skinheads.
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It wasn't the Chosen Oy Vey
Matzah Ball Gang
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by any chance, was it?
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That's exactly who it was, yeah.
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All right.
Let's get out of here.
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Well, hey, look, help yourself
to some snacks on the way out...
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On the house.
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I'm one of you.
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Oh, yeah, and they were looking
for that Werewolf hunter
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who escaped from prison.
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No shit, dickhead.
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(Big Lair:)
There's the black CRV.
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(Little Lair:) All right,
let's get that goy
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on the count of three.
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One, two, goy!
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[ Van beeping ]
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[ Pounds on door ]
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[ Grunting ]
There's our guys. Move!
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- Where's Neon Joe?
- I don't know. He left!
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- Where'd he go?
- I-I don't know!
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- You're a liar!
- FBI, put down the gun!
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Screw you, goy!
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[ Gunshots ]
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That didn't sound too good.
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Good thing he kicked you out
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for offering up
another hand-job.
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[ Car horn beeps ]
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How do.
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Thanks for stopping,
he-yump.
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Where you heading, cowboy?
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Vance Dontay's mansion.
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You mean the Elon Musk-type
inventor billionaire?
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That the guy.
Well, hope on in.
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I'll give you a lift.
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Appreciate that, he-yump.
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Yeah. And...
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don't you worry
up in he-yump.
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I know the drill.
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[ Spits ]
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Man.
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Business has been down
ever since Joe went to jail.
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I can't figure out
what happened.
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Probably that the main draw,
Neon Joe, isn't here.
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Yeah, but everything
else is the same.
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We got the same cool atmosphere.
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Drink by the sip.
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What's the missing ingredient?
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I could wear a Joe mask.
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I got it!
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Yuri's not here.
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Everyone loves his crazy stories
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about the moon having a vagina
and Werewolf hearts.
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And he used to be a cosmonaut.
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Every bar needs its fly,
and Yuri was our fly.
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Kind of like every girl
needs her soul mate.
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All right, Ashley.
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We get it...
You're into Neon Joe.
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Well, guess what. I am trying
to save his bar right now.
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So if you could try
to give your lustful desires
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for his hot body a rest, please.
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You saw this, right?
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Yes.
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I got it!
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[ Kazoo squeaks ]
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Hey, everybody!
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We're gonna have a competition!
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(Leann:) Joe, don't leave me!
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[ Snarling ]
Help me!
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Oh!
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[ Gasps ]
259
00:11:57,554 --> 00:11:59,151
How long we been here?
260
00:11:59,393 --> 00:12:01,002
Eight hours.
261
00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:04,135
I... I wanted
to let you sleep.
262
00:12:04,336 --> 00:12:06,752
You looked so peaceful.
263
00:12:07,136 --> 00:12:11,174
You remind me of my Daniel.
264
00:12:12,054 --> 00:12:14,962
Oh, that your son?
265
00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:18,188
Oh. [ Chuckles ]
No.
266
00:12:20,632 --> 00:12:22,238
Well, thanks
for the ride, Diane.
267
00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:25,062
Sad to see you go, Neon Joe.
268
00:12:25,148 --> 00:12:26,757
Yeah, you, too.
269
00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:29,257
And don't forget,
you make it to Oahu Joe's,
270
00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:30,671
you drink for free all night.
271
00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:32,913
I'll bring my Daniel.
272
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:34,993
All right.
273
00:12:35,092 --> 00:12:37,624
I'm sorry I don't have a penis.
274
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,444
I would have loved
the hand-job.
275
00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:55,834
What the he-yump?!
276
00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:57,600
He alive?
277
00:12:57,898 --> 00:13:00,827
This smell fishier
than a dead raccoon butthole.
278
00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:02,162
Isn't that Plaid Jeff,
279
00:13:02,273 --> 00:13:04,397
the greatest Werewolf hunter
of all time?
280
00:13:04,471 --> 00:13:07,264
What?! Man, he ain't
even top five.
281
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,881
I don't know. I mean, I know
a few werewolves he's killed,
282
00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,942
and they all say he's the best.
283
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,858
Yeah, that's 'cause
they never had
284
00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:17,232
the displeasure
of getting killed by me.
285
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,959
Hey, where'd you go?
286
00:13:26,237 --> 00:13:27,511
Hello, Joe.
287
00:13:30,412 --> 00:13:32,988
So you faked Plaid Jeff's
murder, framed me.
288
00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,048
Why?
289
00:13:34,136 --> 00:13:38,066
You abandoned your ex-wife
in her greatest hour of need.
290
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,183
Why are you here, Joe?
291
00:13:40,557 --> 00:13:43,191
Ghost wolf helped me break
out of prison in exchange
292
00:13:43,226 --> 00:13:45,011
for me helping him
get his heart back.
293
00:13:45,176 --> 00:13:46,453
You're helping the Werewolf
294
00:13:46,478 --> 00:13:48,285
that tried to kill
your ex-wife?
295
00:13:48,565 --> 00:13:50,355
Unbelievable.
296
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:54,613
Why you care about
my ex-wife so much anyway?
297
00:13:54,957 --> 00:13:58,139
Ghost wolf told me she alive.
You done show me her ring.
298
00:13:58,175 --> 00:13:59,918
What the he-yump going on?
299
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,511
He's your ex-wife,
that's what!
300
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,965
Yes.
I'm your ex-wife.
301
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:11,144
Well, I'll be
a ding-dong-doing.
302
00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:15,097
Now, that's one story
I got to sit down for.
303
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:30,126
What are you doing?
304
00:14:30,213 --> 00:14:31,812
You see, the comfort
of the chair
305
00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:34,195
needs to be
in perfect proportion
306
00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:37,074
to the discomfort of the news.
307
00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:40,973
Kind of like pairing
a wine with a meal.
308
00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:44,707
Now, that ain't good no more.
Let me see the ding dong, yeah.
309
00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:47,129
See, the reason
I so concerned is because
310
00:14:47,238 --> 00:14:49,660
a long time ago,
a girl broke up with me.
311
00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:51,981
Yeah, we'd only been
dating about three weeks,
312
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:54,929
but the chair I chose
to receive the news,
313
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,965
it was all wrong.
314
00:14:57,191 --> 00:14:59,574
I was devastated for weeks.
315
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:02,668
Anyway, this one seem all right.
316
00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:06,188
Corner is usually a good spot
to get weird or bad news.
317
00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:08,153
Yeah, this feels good.
318
00:15:08,372 --> 00:15:11,206
Yeah, that right.
Proceed.
319
00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:13,770
We were outside
the Pretzel factory,
320
00:15:13,957 --> 00:15:16,004
hunting Werewolf.
321
00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,543
[ Snarling ]
[ Screams ]
322
00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:19,215
And you ran away.
323
00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:21,754
Joe, don't leave me!
324
00:15:21,892 --> 00:15:23,168
Aah!
325
00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:25,145
But you kept on running.
326
00:15:25,309 --> 00:15:27,871
Just as the Werewolf
was about to eat me,
327
00:15:28,007 --> 00:15:30,192
a spotlight appeared.
328
00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:32,871
It was a military helicopter
329
00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,592
and the distraction I needed.
330
00:15:35,761 --> 00:15:39,265
I shot a silver bullet through
his stupid party dad hat.
331
00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:41,358
The military had
been keeping tabs
332
00:15:41,514 --> 00:15:43,233
on all Werewolf
hunting activity.
333
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,553
They were following
us for years.
334
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:47,710
They were in the Netherlands
when you sentenced
335
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,386
a Werewolf to death for
infiltrating national justice.
336
00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:55,116
They were there
for the Fun Zone Killings.
337
00:15:55,928 --> 00:15:57,960
The Fun Zone Killings,
Part II...
338
00:15:58,099 --> 00:16:00,421
Popcorn, peanuts,
339
00:16:00,695 --> 00:16:02,374
and were-death.
340
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,007
I was in rough shape
when they found me.
341
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:06,945
- We're losing her.
- The military felt
342
00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:09,186
that it would be better to
rebuild me than repair me,
343
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:11,780
so I told them
to make me into a man
344
00:16:11,968 --> 00:16:14,007
with a completely new identity.
345
00:16:14,226 --> 00:16:18,241
And only goal...
To get revenge on you.
346
00:16:18,381 --> 00:16:20,014
Me? Why?
347
00:16:20,155 --> 00:16:22,249
Because you left me to die.
348
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,398
I'm glad you alive,
but we had a deal.
349
00:16:25,491 --> 00:16:27,780
The deal was one of us
about to die,
350
00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,303
the other one run away,
351
00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:31,926
live to fight another day,
keep hunting werewolves.
352
00:16:32,014 --> 00:16:33,673
I didn't think
you'd stick to it.
353
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:37,265
Not only is my dead
ex-wife still alive...
354
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:39,655
I kept my vagina.
355
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,928
I got to sit down again,
but need a new seat.
356
00:16:46,529 --> 00:16:48,362
Oh, he-yump, yeah.
That... that real nice.
357
00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:49,757
Now, come again, he-yump?
358
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,827
Enough about his vagina.
359
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,512
What about my heart?
360
00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:55,382
You brought the ghost
of the Werewolf
361
00:16:55,468 --> 00:16:57,210
that killed me into my home?!
362
00:16:57,454 --> 00:16:58,788
Wait, they can see you?
363
00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:01,428
Yeah, I can make myself visible
to anyone I want...
364
00:17:01,493 --> 00:17:03,944
Like those responsible
for my death.
365
00:17:04,038 --> 00:17:06,022
Not once, but twice.
366
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:08,586
Anyway, I wasn't always
a Werewolf, you know?
367
00:17:08,684 --> 00:17:11,983
Once upon a time,
I was a man with a family.
368
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:15,038
I took my kid
to his favorite spot
369
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,499
because he won flag football.
370
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,850
But you and your wife showed up
371
00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:22,569
and caused a Werewolf
to bite me,
372
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:24,882
turning me into a beast.
373
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,618
And then several years later,
374
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,257
your wife killed me
and took my heart.
375
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:32,014
Oh, okay, man, look, it was
nothing personal, all right?
376
00:17:32,132 --> 00:17:34,422
You a Werewolf. We just
doing out jobs, right?
377
00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:36,436
Just let me have my heart,
and I'll go.
378
00:17:36,593 --> 00:17:38,218
We had a deal, Neon Joe.
379
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,538
Yeah.
380
00:17:39,669 --> 00:17:41,249
We had a deal.
381
00:17:41,378 --> 00:17:44,212
And I always honor my deals.
382
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:45,655
Unlike some people I know
383
00:17:45,718 --> 00:17:46,990
that just pretend
a deal never happened.
384
00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:49,007
Oh, you're not
talking about me, are you?
385
00:17:49,046 --> 00:17:50,139
Oh, I am talking about you.
386
00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:51,717
Because I seem to remember
We had a deal, then you...
387
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:53,694
You remember the deal,
the original deal that we had?
388
00:17:53,718 --> 00:17:55,116
[ Roars ]
389
00:17:55,645 --> 00:17:58,843
My heart, go get it now.
390
00:17:59,738 --> 00:18:01,382
Yeah, yeah.
We get that heart.
391
00:18:01,486 --> 00:18:03,280
Go ahead, get that heart.
392
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,251
You have eternal peace.
393
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:06,850
Yeah, we got it.
Just open the box
394
00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,523
and let's give him this heart.
395
00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:12,371
Is this some kind of joke?
396
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,313
Where the heart?
It was... I don't know.
397
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,441
What do you mean you don't know?
398
00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:17,086
- Where is it?
- I don't know.
399
00:18:17,204 --> 00:18:18,618
How you not know
where the heart is?
400
00:18:18,701 --> 00:18:22,118
- You had it in the box.
- Where's the damn heart?!
401
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:26,852
It's been a grueling
competition, but, unfortunately,
402
00:18:26,899 --> 00:18:28,415
there can be only one
403
00:18:28,569 --> 00:18:33,211
new cool gimmick barfly
at Oahu Joe's.
404
00:18:33,385 --> 00:18:38,469
And the winner
and new Yuri is...
405
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,545
[ Gunshot ]
Aah!
406
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:41,266
Nobody replace Yuri!
407
00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:43,290
Everybody out!
408
00:18:44,383 --> 00:18:46,352
Yuri, where you been?
409
00:18:46,475 --> 00:18:48,675
Collecting final
piece of puzzle.
410
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,989
Those are weird looking
jigsaw pieces.
411
00:18:58,108 --> 00:19:00,879
39 Werewolf hearts.
412
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:07,672
40th wolf heart
to fulfill the prophesy.
413
00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:09,617
Huh?
414
00:19:14,949 --> 00:19:17,550
[ Rumbling ]
415
00:19:26,912 --> 00:19:30,071
Finally the world
will see Yuri isn't crazy
416
00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:33,279
and that moon is alive!
417
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:37,251
Al-i-i-i-i-i-i-ve!
418
00:19:40,572 --> 00:19:42,183
Ho-Hold up, just put the gun down.
419
00:19:42,251 --> 00:19:43,493
We gonna find the heart.
420
00:19:43,572 --> 00:19:46,447
My hand.
What's happening to me?
421
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:48,031
No!
422
00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:49,876
No!
423
00:19:53,303 --> 00:19:54,780
Trail's gone cold.
424
00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:56,886
Neon Joe is in the wind.
425
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,881
I don't even want to think
about what happens
426
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,678
if we don't find him.
427
00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:03,608
Do we call Daggert?
428
00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:05,967
You already did.
429
00:20:13,066 --> 00:20:15,599
430
00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:19,014
Ladies and gentlemen, we're
getting reports from Japan,
431
00:20:19,103 --> 00:20:20,936
where it's nighttime right now,
432
00:20:21,057 --> 00:20:24,192
that the moon
is starting to rotate...
433
00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:25,883
An unprecedented moment
434
00:20:25,961 --> 00:20:27,711
as for the first time
in history,
435
00:20:27,805 --> 00:20:29,764
the world will lay
its collective eyes
436
00:20:29,930 --> 00:20:32,531
on the dark side of the moon.
437
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:36,031
And as you can see
from this stunning footage,
438
00:20:36,155 --> 00:20:42,371
the dark side of the moon
appears to be a gigantic arse.
439
00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:46,971
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