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(Paul) No.
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No, look.
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No. I'm not telling you where I'm at.
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That's the whole point of this vacation.
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No auditions, no stupid meetings,
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No scripts, no wife,
no kids, no nothing.
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Just the great outdoors,
me, and this B&B.
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As soon as I hang up this phone,
I am off the grid.
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Goodbye.
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(owl hooting)
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(sighs deeply)
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Oh.
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Oh, that feels so good!
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Ohh.
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(hooting continues)
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(exhales deeply)
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Wow.
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Look at that big, beautiful
completely round full moon.
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(howls)
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(sighing)
Ah.
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(ringtone playing)
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Screw you, phone.
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I don't need you this week.
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Freedom.
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Hey, B&B, it looks like
it's you and me getting some Z&Zs.
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And tomorrow, a little R&R.
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L.O.L. (chuckles)
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(distorted howling)
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Hello?
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Dave?
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(snarling)
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Sorry I was late for check-in.
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(snarling continues)
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All right, you know what?
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If this is, uh,
some group of local teens
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trying to scare me, I can assure you,
it's not working.
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(snarling continues)
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All right, you know what?
That's it.
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I'm gonna call my agent, and I'm gonna
have her call the police.
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(loud snarling)
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Oh, God. oh, no.
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No!
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No, no! No!
(roaring)
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(Carol) Excuse me. Sorry.
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Sorry I'm late! Sorry I'm late.
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I appreciate your waiting.
Thank you.
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I know we are all upset
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about what happened last night
to Paul Rudd.
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I'm upset.
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I saw him in Ant-Man,
and he was terrific.
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But as far as I am concerned,
this was a random event.
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Some crazed fan probably
followed Paul in from the city
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and killed him.
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Maybe it will become
a tourist attraction.
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"Stay at the B&B where Paul Rudd
was murdered." I'd stay there.
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Sounds pretty cool.
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What about the rumor it was a werewolf?
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My customers freaked out
when they heard that!
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(all clamoring)
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You mean the rumor
started by the town drunk?
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Hey! he was killed right outside my B&B.
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I saw it with my own eyes.
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It was a vicious beast.
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It dragged Paul into the woods.
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Sheriff, you saw the body.
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Look, when we have more information,
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We'll let you all know.
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In the meantime, the mayor's right.
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We all just need to remain calm.
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Oh, baloney! If it was a werewolf,
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you need to stop screwing with us
and let us know!
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Do I have to close my bar?!
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What about my market?
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Yeah, what about my B&B?
(all clamoring)
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(loud screeching)
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(all groaning)
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Y'all know me.
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(Man) No, we don't.
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Okay, you don't.
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Just got to town this morning.
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But y'all know how I earn a living.
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(Man) No, we don't.
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All right, I was...
on the assumption
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Y'all would have been briefed
about who I am.
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No matter.
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My name is Neon Joe...
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werewolf hunter.
(howl)
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And I'm here
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because when someone get killed
by a werewolf,
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I get a call.
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And I got a call late last night
'cause somebody think
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the actor Paul Rudd
was killed by a werewolf.
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I saw the body.
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Wasn't no crazed fan did that,
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Not unless a crazed fan werewolf.
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Maybe it was a dude werewolf.
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Maybe it was a chick werewolf.
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Hey, maybe even a, uh,
chick with a dick werewolf.
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Man, you ever see one of those?
Blow your mind.
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Whatever the case, for $25,000,
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I'll find this beast for you.
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I'll catch it, and kill it...
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for $75,000.
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(all murmuring)
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Oh, what, you want people staying
at your cute B&Bs,
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buying up all your antiques,
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eating up all your artisanal mayonnaise?
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Then I suggest you pony up.
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Or you can take your chance
and, uh, roll the dice!
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Thank you for that offer, Neon Joe.
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We will take it under advisement.
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Uh, he-yump.
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You make up your mind, you let me know.
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Y'all know where to find me.
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(Man) No, we don't.
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I think it is a huge mistake
not to evacuate the town
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until after the next two full moons.
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Or at the very least,
to impose some sort of curfew
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so everyone has to stay indoors.
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Do you want to be the one
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to take money out of everyone's pockets
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because the biggest drunk in town
says he saw a monster?
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All right, so, say it wasn't a werewolf.
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Why don't we just hire Neon Joe
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to find and kill whatever did this?
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I'm sorry. Isn't that your job, Sheriff?
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What's the matter? you scared?
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This whole thing taking you back
to your time in Seattle?
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You shot that kid holding a hoagie,
thinking it was a gun.
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(boy) Don't shoot! It's a sandwich!
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(gunshot)
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Maybe the $75,000
should come out of your salary.
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Look.
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Do patrols all night
if it makes you feel better.
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But we're not enforcing a curfew,
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we're not evacuating,
and we're not hiring Neon Joe.
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And you sure as hell
better not make a call like that
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behind my back again
without consulting me first.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
prepare a delicious dinner
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for me and my current lover.
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(romantic music playing)
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It smells great, Carol.
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(wind howling)
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(music stops)
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(beep, indistinct radio chatter)
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Everything all right, Carol?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I just have some official
mayor business I have to listen to.
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I'll turn the music back on in a sec.
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All right, thanks a lot, Barrett.
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Good night, Sheriff.
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How we looking out there, Gary?
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(siren chirps) Aw, shoot.
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(Gary) Good, Sheriff.
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Just about to shut down
a hacky sack circle.
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But other than that, all is quiet.
Over.
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All right, let's just keep
an open channel. Over.
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Roger that. Over.
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- Hey, guys.
- What's up, deputy?
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Hey, hey. you want to hack in?
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Ah, man, you know
I'd love to, but, uh...
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It's after dark.
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Got to shut this down.
No hacking.
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(boys groaning) (chuckles)
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You want to get in on this, son.
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All right, man, just one hack.
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All right! I knew you would!
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I knew you--
(roaring)
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(roaring)
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Gary, what was that?
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Over.
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(Gary) I-I don't know, Sheriff.
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(growling)
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W-what is that?
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(snarling)
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Oh, shit!
(all screaming)
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(screaming)
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-Hang on, Gary!
-He was right!
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-Hang tight!
-It was a werewolf!
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Hang on!
(roaring)
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I hope Neon Joe
hasn't left town yet!
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-Hold on, Gary!
-(screaming)
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Gary!
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First of all, let me just say
how very sorry I am, Susan,
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for your son, and, Georgia,
for your boyfriend.
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Basically, we're looking at your classic
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good-news, oh-boy scenario.
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Well, the good news is that
Matt was the only hacky-sacker
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to survive the werewolf attack.
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The oh-boy was that he must have run
into a tree or something
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trying to escape.
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Whatever happened put him
in this very deep coma.
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(sobbing)
My baby!
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Diane, please remove
the hysterical woman.
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(sobbing)
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You know...
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Sexual activity has, at times,
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proven to break people
from their coma.
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If you'd like to try,
I could stick around and supervise,
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since it's technically
a medical procedure.
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I could record it,
show you some medical positions.
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I have a pretty cool new camera.
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High-def.
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Let's do it.
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(Joe) Oh, yeah.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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Y'all sure know how to do
a watermelon-basil lemonade
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here in Garrity.
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Got it up at Spot-Hitter.
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Every drink hit the spot.
This is good.
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Yeah, I sure wish I could cross
this here police tape,
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come in there
and help you out, but...
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I'm just a private citizen
who was not hired to do a job.
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So good luck, Sheriff.
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$75,000?
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Oh, w-what is this for me?!
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Oh, that-- that's kind of y'all.
That real nice.
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And, oh, look at this right he-yump.
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Say in the memo section
"Should have done this yesterday."
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"Should have done this yesterday."
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Oh, what's wrong?
Oh, you can't see that?
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That's right,
'cause it not yesterday.
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He-yump.
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Have no fear, Sheriff.
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Joe is he-yump.
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There weren't many body parts
left after the attack,
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So we put them all in one casket.
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And let us all pray
for Matt's speedy recovery.
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His mother Susan--
I'm sorry, Matt
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would like to stay a few words.
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Yo, what up, mayor!
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(grunts)
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What's up? It's me, Matt.
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My mom's having a tough time
coping emotionally,
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crying a lot,
so she stayed home.
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If you see her, just be supportive.
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Also, anybody want to buy
my mix tape?
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You'll find me after the funeral.
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(Carol) Thank you, Matt.
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Hope your mother feels better.
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Cleave, did you want
to say a few words?
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Matt was always nice to me.
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He invited me to hack
last night, but I...
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I ended up working late.
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But I want everyone to rest easy.
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'Cause starting tonight,
I am on neighborhood watch,
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devoting the rest of my life
to killing that werewolf.
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I will be
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the George Zimmerman
of Garrity!
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Remember that guy from the news?
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Not your best example, Cleave.
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Why don't you go sit down?
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Very sorry to interrupt
such somber soliloquies,
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but, uh, I would like to announce
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a lead in the werewolf case.
259
00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:18,276
I have just come from the scene
of the hacky-sack killing,
260
00:12:18,277 --> 00:12:21,980
where I found many werewolf pubes.
261
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,783
Werewolf pubes.
262
00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:27,153
Now, I shall be coming door to door
over the next couple days
263
00:12:27,251 --> 00:12:29,588
to retrieve pubic hair samples
264
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:32,424
From each and every one
of y'all up in he-yump.
265
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,794
So if you could please do me the favor
of having a dirty curly
266
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:40,093
at the ready, preferably clean,
I'd appreciate that.
267
00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:41,600
He-yump.
268
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,470
Gentlemen pallbearers, if you will.
269
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:47,306
270
00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:02,288
(Joe) Now, Sonny, I do understand
271
00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:05,658
this may not be the best time
to ask for a pubic hair sample.
272
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:06,826
I-I could come back.
273
00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:08,293
(grunts)
274
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,495
(screaming)
275
00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:13,801
There you go. Should be a good one
in there somewhere.
276
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:17,135
277
00:13:17,202 --> 00:13:19,837
Here's my pube, Neon Joe.
278
00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,039
Oh.
279
00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:23,808
Yeah, Cleave,
I can tell you a good egg.
280
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,879
Let's just hope
this here pube sample is negative.
281
00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:29,514
I would hate to splatter
that good egg's yolk brains
282
00:13:29,514 --> 00:13:31,884
all over this town
with a silver bullet.
283
00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:35,187
Well, then, cross my pubes
and don't hope to die!
284
00:13:35,187 --> 00:13:36,221
(chuckles)
285
00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:38,190
(cackles)
286
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:40,859
(cackles loudly)
287
00:13:40,859 --> 00:13:43,528
(laughs, giggles)
288
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:48,533
Well, back to the daily grind.
289
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,302
Rolling stone gather no moss.
290
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,973
But it do gather pubes.
291
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:58,544
(beep)
292
00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,879
(screeching) (beeping)
293
00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:05,776
What's up, baby?
294
00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:08,853
I'm pregnant...
295
00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:10,388
with Matt's baby.
296
00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:12,391
It was a coma conception.
297
00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:15,060
What? Babe, that's awesome!
298
00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:17,862
I'm be a dad!
(chuckles)
299
00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:20,398
(straining)
300
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,536
What's the matter, babe?
301
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,071
Look.
302
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:29,108
I know this is hard for you.
303
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:32,783
And I'm sure your mom feels bad
about a lot of things.
304
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,749
Well, one thing I know
she feels bad about
305
00:14:37,749 --> 00:14:40,625
is when I gave her a "Free hug" coupon
for her birthday once,
306
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,492
and she redeemed it with Shawn,
307
00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:46,259
the mechanic from the gas station.
308
00:14:46,325 --> 00:14:48,394
Hugged his wang with her lips.
309
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,861
Well, I'm sure she knows
310
00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:53,957
that it's time to move on
from certain things
311
00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:56,639
and start trying to forgive herself.
312
00:14:56,848 --> 00:14:58,649
Don't you worry, Georgia.
313
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,059
I'm gonna put an end
314
00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:02,841
to my mom's cycle
of narcissistical neglect
315
00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:05,044
and take care of this child.
316
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,846
Me! Matt.
317
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,690
Well, I'm very sorry, Neon Joe.
318
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,664
Had my pubes
319
00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:24,365
permanently lasered off
just this morning, hmm?
320
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,508
That quite a coinky-dink,
321
00:15:26,651 --> 00:15:29,534
don't you thinky-dink, Dave?
322
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,703
Huh.
323
00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:33,872
324
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,512
Are the kid in the coma's pubes
being checked?
325
00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:45,488
I wonder if that's also
a "coinsidink."
326
00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:49,043
It's pronounced coinky-dink.
327
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:52,892
(indistinct conversations)
328
00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,731
(men shouting indistinctly)
329
00:16:04,569 --> 00:16:06,938
330
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:14,045
(speaking Chinese)
331
00:16:14,112 --> 00:16:16,582
(speaking Chinese)
332
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:29,802
I-it's just a formality,
but I do need a pube from everyone.
333
00:16:30,095 --> 00:16:31,230
Right.
334
00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:33,432
Like I said, just be a quick--
335
00:16:33,432 --> 00:16:34,767
Why was it reported
336
00:16:34,832 --> 00:16:37,969
that this boy was not attacked
by a werewolf?!
337
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:39,938
Yes, right. Uh...
338
00:16:39,938 --> 00:16:41,606
Sorry. Um...
339
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:44,409
I thought those were
hacky-sack scratches.
340
00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:46,145
(creaking)
341
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,980
(grunting)
All right.
342
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,592
Now, if Matt was attacked,
343
00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:51,583
there's a very good chance
he was infected.
344
00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:54,786
This lamp has been affixed
with artificial moonlight.
345
00:16:54,787 --> 00:16:55,988
Doc?
346
00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:59,625
347
00:16:59,692 --> 00:17:01,293
Whoa!
348
00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:03,828
Yeah, just like I thought.
349
00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:05,998
He a wolf.
350
00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:07,799
All right, Doc.
351
00:17:10,469 --> 00:17:13,378
Looks like now we got two wolf in town.
352
00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:15,640
(thinking) Hmm.
353
00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:18,611
Wolf sense tingle he-yump.
354
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:22,314
Or should I say three?
355
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:25,785
I didn't know he was a werewolf
when I got pregnant.
356
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:26,985
(screaming)
357
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:29,154
Oh. Oh. It's okay.
358
00:17:29,154 --> 00:17:31,691
Now come and give one final push.
359
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:32,656
Oh, God!
360
00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:34,659
-One final push!
-No, no!
361
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:37,663
That baby
like a now-and-later candy.
362
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,003
Whether it come out now or later,
363
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,334
that future death beast cannot live.
364
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:43,835
Oh, we're keeping that baby, son.
365
00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,670
Oh, we're killing that son, baby.
366
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:47,306
Oh, don't you switch my words!
367
00:17:47,373 --> 00:17:50,508
-I'll words you switch!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
368
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:52,268
A human medical facility
369
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:56,013
is no place to decide the fate
of a wolf baby.
370
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:57,482
Take this outside.
371
00:17:57,548 --> 00:17:59,852
Hey, that's fine.
I need some fresh air anyway.
372
00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:03,221
(scoffs)
373
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,490
(beep)
374
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:07,526
(screeches)
375
00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:09,729
Well, it's not like
we can just flip a coin.
376
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,696
Heads, it lives. Tails, it dies.
377
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:15,366
Yeah, you damn right.
This is bigger than any coin.
378
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,069
We gonna drag for it.
379
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,406
(imitates engine revving)
380
00:18:20,504 --> 00:18:23,174
(engines revving)
381
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,478
382
00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:32,151
(tires squealing)
383
00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:38,557
(tires screeching)
384
00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,392
Whoo!
385
00:18:40,392 --> 00:18:41,894
Yeah, that's right!
386
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:44,864
Joe take the flag called the checker!
387
00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:47,032
-(scoffs)
-Good race.
388
00:18:47,098 --> 00:18:48,200
Oh, come on, now.
389
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,903
You know that wolf baby gonna die
no matter what.
390
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:53,072
Least you got a good drag out of it.
391
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:56,040
Go tell your girlfriend the news.
Come on.
392
00:18:56,107 --> 00:18:59,043
393
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,012
What the he-yump?
394
00:19:09,421 --> 00:19:11,757
(gasping)
395
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,105
Come on, werewolf!
396
00:19:26,171 --> 00:19:29,107
397
00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,028
You out here tonight?
398
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,779
(yelping)
399
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,451
(grunts)
400
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:43,622
You can run, but you can't hide!
401
00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:48,794
Soon, you will smell the taste of revenge!
402
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,496
Whoo!
403
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:06,946
(screeches softly)
404
00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:10,648
Bad news.
I just got back from Georgia's.
405
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:13,151
She left a suicide note.
406
00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:15,487
"Why put off the inevitable?
407
00:20:15,487 --> 00:20:17,656
"Joe too tough and scary.
408
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,024
"Kind of cute, though.
squeezable buns."
409
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,660
It doesn't say that. It says,
"I can't live like this,
410
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,331
"So I'm gonna kill myself.
Goodbye, Garrity."
411
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,700
Yeah, I read between the lines.
412
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:30,469
I know when I'm being flirted with
in a suicide note.
413
00:20:30,536 --> 00:20:32,505
Did I make a huge mistake
calling you?
414
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,673
415
00:20:35,673 --> 00:20:38,010
Take a look at my face.
416
00:20:39,778 --> 00:20:43,315
Take a good look in my eye.
417
00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:46,351
That look like a mistake to you?!
418
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:47,685
No.
419
00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:51,222
No. You want to see a real good scar?
420
00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:54,026
You want to see the one
that almost got me?
421
00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:57,496
There. Take a good look
at that one right there!
422
00:20:57,562 --> 00:21:00,064
423
00:21:00,164 --> 00:21:01,901
What am I supposed
to be looking at?
424
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,095
The big one
right down the middle.
425
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,706
It just looks like your butt crack.
426
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,076
Made you look.
427
00:21:14,712 --> 00:21:16,048
Oh, you reek!
428
00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:17,850
What the hell is wrong with you?
429
00:21:17,915 --> 00:21:20,719
I-I-I just wanted to help
Neon Joe find the werewolf
430
00:21:20,786 --> 00:21:22,054
so he'd leave town!
431
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,221
He's gonna find out the truth
about us!
432
00:21:24,221 --> 00:21:26,892
(screeches)
433
00:21:26,892 --> 00:21:30,195
434
00:21:30,261 --> 00:21:32,597
No one's going to find out
about anything.
435
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,699
You gave him a pube, right?
436
00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:36,067
Yeah, I gave him a whole bunch.
437
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:41,039
Good! Go home, shower,
continue to act normal.
438
00:21:41,106 --> 00:21:44,909
Neon Joe is going to be
out of our pubes soon enough.
439
00:21:44,908 --> 00:21:46,210
Now, if you'll excuse me,
440
00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:50,082
I am late for a massage
with my current lover.
441
00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:52,083
Let's move.
442
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:54,186
443
00:22:02,093 --> 00:22:03,462
He-yump.
444
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,097
He-yump.
445
00:22:07,097 --> 00:22:10,635
(spits) He-yump.
446
00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:11,935
(grunts)
447
00:22:11,935 --> 00:22:13,605
He-yump.
448
00:22:13,605 --> 00:22:16,474
He-yump.
449
00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,443
He-yump.
450
00:22:18,443 --> 00:22:19,778
He-yump.
451
00:22:19,828 --> 00:22:24,378
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